MK Pulse Magazine May 2025

MFrom the Kerry Lewis-Stevenson Editor

ay has a way of lifting the spirits. Gardens begin to stir with colour, the evenings stretch out invitingly, and the calendar fills with events that bring us together—sometimes in celebration, sometimes in support, and often both.

This month, we’re proud to spotlight two brilliant community events that do just that. First, there’s the Midnight Moo—Willen Hospice’s much-loved sponsored walk, which returns next month with thousands expected to step out in style from centre:mk. Now in its 16th year, it’s more than just a night-time stroll—it’s a show of solidarity and support for a cause that touches so many local lives. If you haven’t signed up yet, now’s the time.

Then, later in June, the Ride MK Cycling Festival makes its debut. Organised by children’s charity Ride High, it promises to be a day of movement, music and meaning at Furzton Lake. Whether you’re a keen cyclist or more comfortable on a borrowed e-bike, there’s a route to suit—and every pedal helps fund life-changing support for vulnerable young people here in Milton Keynes.

We also take a moment this month to reflect on the 80th anniversary of VE Day. On 8th May 1945, peace returned to Europe. Eighty years on, that moment will be marked with music, remembrance, and the lighting of a beacon at the Milton Keynes Rose—one of many across the UK to shine as a symbol of peace and hope.

Of course, it wouldn’t be May without a little light-hearted fun too. The Big Doggie Do bounds back into Willen Lake with its usual charm— dock-diving, dog shows and more than a few muddy paws. Whether you’re going for a gallop or simply watching from the sidelines, it’s an unmissable weekend.

With our round-up of gigs, gatherings, and seasonal inspiration also inside, there’s every reason to get out and enjoy what our remarkable region has to offer..

Enjoy the read!

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Shining a light for peace: VE Day 80 at the Milton Keynes Rose

Eighty years ago, the world exhaled.

On 8th May 1945, people across Europe spilled into the streets with tears, cheers and sheer relief— celebrating the end of a war that had changed everything. It was the beginning of peace. And this year, Milton Keynes is marking that moment with a celebration that’s as much about hope as it is about history.

On Thursday 8th May, you’re warmly invited to gather at the Milton Keynes Rose for an evening of remembrance, music, and community spirit. Starting at 8pm, there’ll be live singing, dancing (for those who fancy a twirl), and refreshments.

Then, just before 9.30pm, the crowd will make its way to the Light Pyramid, where something truly moving will happen—a beacon will be lit, joining over a thousand others across the UK and beyond. Together,

they’ll shine as a symbol of peace rising from the shadows of war. It’s a moment of quiet reflection… and collective hope.

Sarah Clarke DL, Chair of the Milton Keynes Rose Trust, said: “This is a chance to come together as a city—to reflect, to honour those who gave so much, and to celebrate the peace we’re lucky enough to enjoy today.”

Victoria Miles MBE, Chief Executive of The Parks Trust, added: “It’s going to be a joyful, thoughtful evening in the heart of the city. We’ll sing, we’ll remember, and we’ll light up the park together. What better way to mark such a meaningful milestone?”

So, if you’re local, come along. Bring your voice, your warmth, and your appreciation for those who helped shape our today. Whether you lived through it, learned about it, or simply want to honour it—there’s a place for you here. Find out more at: theparkstrust.com/VE80

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These days most homeowners suffer from a lack of storage space. So many precious items that need to be kept – but where to store it all? That’s where Home Counties Loft Ladders come in.

The company, based locally, offers homeowners the opportunity to maximise their storage space with a loft ladder, 50sqft of boarding and a lightall fully fitted in less than a day from just £444! But it’s not just the affordability of the package that makes Home Counties Loft Ladders stand out, as manager Jamie Oakley explains: ‘Our watchwords

are Quality, Integrity and Value. Quality in the materials that we use for all our installations and the fact that all our loft packages are fitted by time served tradesmen, so our customers are assured of the best job.

Integrity in that we will turn up at the time we say and make sure the house is spotless when we leave, and value in that we offer our services at a price people can afford.

Our business relies on referrals and we get a huge amount of our calls from people who have been referred to us by our

customers - that simply wouldn’t happen if we didn’t adhere to our overriding principles.

At the end of the day the old adage that happy customers lead to more happy customers is true and we work hard to make that happen for every installation we carry out!’

So, if you want to make use of your loft space, call Jamie free on 0808 301 9552 and he’ll be happy to pop round and give you a no obligation quote so you too can make use of your loft!

MK’s biggest dog party is back – and it’s going to be paw-some

Get ready for wagging tails, floppy ears and a whole lot of four-legged fun—Big Doggie Do is bounding back into town this May, and it’s shaping up to be the most fur-filled event of the year.

Taking over Willen Lake on Saturday 17th (12–5pm) and Sunday 18th May (11–4pm), this beloved annual bash is a full-on celebration of our canine companions. It’s free to attend, family-friendly, and packed to the brim with activities for pups and their people alike.

There’ll be dock-diving demos, speedy flyball runs, a crowdfavourite dog show, and thrilling arena action from Paws for Thought and Little Nippers (think clever tricks and some very energetic sprints). If your dog’s more into snacking than showing off, there’ll be delicious treats for both humans and hounds—as well as stalls full of pet gear and goodies to sniff out.

One of this year’s highlights is the Club Tent, where you can catch fascinating dog-related talks. One not to miss? A session all about medical detection dogs—clever canines trained to sniff out illness with astonishing accuracy, making diagnoses quicker and less invasive. There’s even an interactive quiz if you fancy testing your doggy knowledge!

Julie Dawes, Events & Community Engagement Manager at The Parks Trust (and certified dog lover), said: “As a dog enthusiast, the Big Doggie Do is hands down my favourite event. It’s such a joy to see so many dogs and their owners having an absolute blast together.”

It’s one of The Parks Trust’s most popular events, and it’s easy to see why. Whether you’ve got a playful pup, a wise old woofer, or you just love being surrounded by joyful dogs and their humans—this is your weekend.

The Big Doggie Do is free to attend, familyfriendly, and packed to the brim with activities for pups and their people alike

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Willen Hospice Midnight Moo 2025!

he countdown is on for the Willen Hospice Midnight Moo, sponsored by Specsavers MK, which takes place next month on Friday 20 June from Middleton Hall centre:mk. Here are not 5, but 6, reasons why you’ve got to be there.

The Midnight Moo has been going for 16 years – and it’s the biggest night-time fundraiser in Milton Keynes!

Haven’t seen your besties in ages? The Midnight Moo is the perfect excuse for a reunion, with a 5 or 10 mile walk to catch up.

The night begins with a warm-up and blasting music to get you in the moo-d before the countdown to 10pm, followed by an outdoor disco at the 5-mile mark at The Good Gym in Kiln Farm.

From fitness to faith groups, to work friends and families, the Midnight Moo is not only a celebration of Willen Hospice and the amazing work they do, but it’s also a celebration of our amazing City and the people who live here.

Cow print crazy? You’ll be given a cow-print Midnight Moo t-shirt to walk in and you can add to your cow-fit with more accessories to buy on the night. There’s just something about over 1000 people coming together for the good of the cause!

Tickets cost £25, including a t-shirt, or £20 without a t-shirt. The fundraising goal is £100 per participant, and the top fundraisers will win a prize! You’ll receive a fundraising pack full of tips and inspiration to help you get started.

What are you waiting for? Assemble your Moo Crew and join the herd at willen-hospice.org.uk/moo or scan the QR code >>

Saddle up for a summer to remember with the Ride MK Cycling Festival

Local children’s charity Ride High, based in Milton Keynes, is inviting the community to get on their bikes and ride for a purpose at their very first Ride MK Cycling Festival, taking place on Sunday, June 29, 2025, at Furzton Lake.

The event invites individuals of all ages and abilities to jump in the saddle for an unforgettable day of cycling, fitness, and fundraising in support of local children. Participants can join as an individual or team to take on one of four carefully planned routes.

Choose from one of the following; 100mile or 50-mile road routes, 20-mile redway route (sponsored by Santander Cycles MK), 1.6 mile Ready-Set-Go Route for children (sponsored by Brioche Pasquier UK). All participants will receive a medal and both cyclists and spectators are invited to enjoy a ‘festival feel’ to celebrate their achievements.

A highlight of the event is the 20 mile redway route providing the perfect opportunity for the whole family of all ages and abilities to take on a challenge.

This route offers a safe and scenic off-road ride through Milton Keynes’ picturesque parklands and lakes. Thanks to Ride High’s partnership with Santander Cycles MK, riders can also reserve a free Santander e-bike (minimum age requirement 16 years), making it easier than ever to get involved and make a difference.

By joining the Ride MK Cycling Festival, you’re doing more than just pedalling— by taking on the challenge you are also supporting the work of Ride High and raising vital funds that will support the service they provide to vulnerable and disadvantaged children in the community.

Ride High currently welcomes 120 vulnerable and disadvantaged children each week. The children follow a programme where they learn to ride and care for the horses and partake in clubroom activities to build confidence, resilience, and positive mental health. The support Ride High provides to these children helps them overcome the challenging circumstances they face day to day such as mental health challenges, trauma and neglect. With more than 150 children currently on the charity’s waiting list, the need for support from the local community has never been greater.

> Registration is now open! Secure your place and ride for a purpose this summer. Rally your friends, bring the family, and help create a day that changes lives. Register at www.ridehigh.org/ridemk

The Ride MK Cycling Festival is open to all, with events ranging over a 100-mile road route, 50-mile road route, a 20-mile redway route and a 1.6 mile Ready-Set-Go Route for children

Your participation will help raise essential funds for Ride High, allowing the charity to continue providing their service to vulnerable and disadvantaged children

A new Museum has opened in the heart of the new city, and this one is guaranteed to appeal to kids of all ages.

Sammy Jones spoke to the man responsible for bringing Brickz alive...

ess than four years ago, Milton Keynes welcomed a new addition to its attraction list, and the National Film & Sci Fi Museum has proven a big hit with its ridiculously cool exhibits.

Props, costumes, art and footage from some of the biggest films have been assembled within its space; movie moments spanning Star Wars to Indiana Jones and Harry Potter to Marvel

Later, the Pixel Bunker retro arcade opened its doors from the same site at Lloyds Court. And now, there is a third attraction under the roof: Brickz - the Museum dedicated to all things LEGO®

None of these things have happened overnight, but they are all from the mind of dedicated collector Jason Joiner.

The Milton Keynes man, who also delivers the super successful Collectormania film and comic con, has built these collections up one prop at a time, or – as in the case of the new attraction – one brick at a time!

And what a lot Jason has got – Brickz features more than five million bricks, taking you through official sets, custom MOCs (My Own Creations) and the full history of the LEGO® brand, which began with wooden toys almost a century ago.

“I’ve been enchanted by LEGO since I was just seven years old, back when I got my first LEGO Castle in 1978,” Jason said, explaining the start of his fascination, “The mini-figures were a big hit with me. They brought so much joy and sparked my imagination, and here I am, decades later, still captivated by the creativity they foster.”

People the world over love the LEGO® brand – it’s one of the most famous names in all of children’s toys. Having an appreciation for it is one thing, but where did Jason’s passion to collect and preserve it come from?

“Collecting has been a part of my life for as long as I can remember,” he smiled, “My dad was a collector of fire engines, and collecting just seemed like a normal thing in our household.

The man behind BrickzJason Joiner

“For me, LEGO wasn’t just to be appreciated and then put aside; it was about preserving a piece of childhood, a tactile link to memories that are universal yet deeply personal.

“I am also a historian who wants to tell the story of LEGO and preserve it for others to see. There was no place like this in Britain, and now we have the Brickz Museum where people can see all the sets they had as a child.”

If you had a penchant for LEGO® as a wee nipper, or older, Brickz will take you right back to the moment. Its rooms are bursting with phenomenal displays, which have taken months to organise. It is creative and colourful, and then some!

Even if the lure of LEGO® somehow bypassed you, you’ll have a healthy respect for all that is featured here. You can feel the passion in the displays.

“This collection is a labour of love and persistence and it represents a comprehensive history of LEGO, from its beginnings in the 1930s to the iconic plastic bricks and minifigures known globally today.

“Every piece in this collection tells a story, and together, they narrate the evolution of not just a toy, but an icon of creativity.”

And Jason has searched high and low and spent a small fortune bringing the best of the best together for this new venture.

Asking Jason for his favourite pieces is akin to asking which child a parent prefers, but he has three creations that hold a special place.

“The LEGO Castle from 1978 is definitely one of them,” he said, “It was the very set that started it all for me. It’s more than just bricks; it’s the cornerstone of my lifelong journey with LEGO. Then there’s the first-ever poseable minifigure, the LEGO policeman from 1978. It’s special because it marks a significant evolution in the design of LEGO, making the play experience more dynamic.

“Lastly, the massive blue space station model, with its 15,000 bricks, is a testament to the limitless possibilities of what can be built with LEGO.”

That policeman figure is also one of the rarest hosted at the CMK site: “It’s a pivotal piece in the history of LEGO, marking a moment when the figures could be more than static shapes.”

Brickz opened its doors in April and has proven to be an instant hit with all ages wanting to engage with the 3,500 square foot space, which has been set up as a charity dedicated to preserving and sharing the history of the iconic brick. It must surely be one of the most complete and largest collections of the famous LEGO® name and its story anywhere.

You could imagine the company itself being wowed by the care and attention that has gone into telling this story.

Aside from its impressive exhibits, the space will also be hosting presentations and talks, with plans to hold dedicated themed events and educational activities.

The LEGO® brand has its HQ in Denmark, so a comprehensive Museum like this being built (pun intended!) in Milton Keynes might seem a little strange. Think again.

“Milton Keynes is deeply connected with LEGO in the UK. The LEGO World exhibition was held in 1982 in Middleton Hall, and the brand opened its first UK LEGO Retail Store here in 2002.

“So, while London might have the bigger name, Milton Keynes has the historic connection with LEGO and is therefore the best place to tell the story.

“This Museum will resonate with anyone who has ever connected a couple of LEGO bricks together,” Jason promises, “Whether you’re a seasoned collector, a casual fan, or a curious newcomer, there’s something here to ignite the imagination of children and adults alike.

“It’s a celebration of creativity, engineering, and nostalgia.”

Essentially, it’s a toy-mendous excuse to let the child in you run free and the collector in you be inspired, and you can rest assured that Jason will continue to build up this impressive collection for future generations to enjoy, one block at a time.

> Visit Brickz at Secklow Gate West, MK9 3AT. The Museum is open Monday - Sunday during school holidays, and Friday - Sunday during term time. Visit BrickzMuseum.com for more information.

The exhibits will appeal to all ages, young and old

Brickz opened its doors in April with some special guests

Marvel at the skill involved in imagining and creating the larger displays at Brickz

Spring into Summer with Soul Garages

The clocks have sprung forward, the daffodils are blooming and many of us are starting to look ahead to warmer days, long weekends, and summer road trips. Whether it’s a visit to the coast, a family reunion across the country, or even a European escape, this is the season where the car often becomes part of the adventure.

But after a winter of short journeys, icy mornings, and pothole-laden roads, spring is the ideal time to give your vehicle a little TLC. Even if your MOT is up to date, there are still plenty of components that can quietly wear down over the colder months – often going unnoticed until a long drive exposes the issue.

At Soul Garages in Olney, we’ve seen it all – from underperforming batteries and low brake fluid to air conditioning systems that have quietly stopped doing their job. As the days grow longer and temperatures rise, now’s the time to get ahead of the game.

For over a century, Soul Garages has been at the heart of Olney, providing trusted vehicle repairs, servicing, and MOTs to generations of local drivers.

As one of the town’s longest-standing businesses, we’re proud of our reputation for reliability and high-quality workmanship. From the earliest engines to today’s hybrid and electric vehicles, our team are fully trained to ensure we can offer the same trusted support, no matter what you drive. To help you hit the road with confidence this spring, Soul Garages is offering a comprehensive 33-point Spring Check for just £99 (inc VAT). As part of this seasonal check, we also carry out a full inspection of your air conditioning system – including a replenishment of air con gas where needed – a service that normally costs £109 on its own. Combined with checks on tyres, brakes, lights, battery health, and fluid levels (with up to 0.5L included), it’s a practical and cost-effective way to make sure your vehicle’s ready for whatever adventures lie ahead. Whether you’re off on a European adventure or simply enjoying the lighter evenings a little closer to home, keeping your vehicle in top shape makes all the difference. Book your Spring Check now. Soul Garages – servicing for all makes and models in Olney, Bucks.

A few spring motoring tips for a smooth road ahead:

Air conditioning isn’t just for comfort

Many air con systems lose around 10–15% of refrigerant gas per year. If yours has been idle through the colder months, now’s the time to recharge your system with fresh refrigerant gas and oil so you’re cool and comfortable all summer long.

Battery health after winter

Cold snaps can take a toll on car batteries, particularly if your vehicle has been sitting idle. A quick battery health check could save you from a breakdown when you least expect it.

Fluids and filters

Oil, coolant, brake fluid, and washer fluid all play a vital role in keeping your car running smoothly. Even if you’re not due a full service, spring is a good time to make sure everything is topped up and clean.

Tyres, brakes, and general safety

Tyre pressures will drop over time, and long drives demand good grip and braking response. A check of tread depth, pressures, and brake condition is always a wise move before putting in the miles.

Lights, wipers and windscreens

Make sure your car is ready for those long summer journeys

As spring showers roll in and the sun starts to hang low in the evenings, visibility is key. Make sure lights are working, wipers are doing their job, and your windscreen is clear of chips or cracks.

pages of books, if at all.”

While the rarer and more fragile items are safely tucked behind glass, in keeping with the usual Museum ethos, there is plenty to be handson with – building blocks invite you to get creative, and you can hop on the rocking horse for a little canter, of sorts!

“Looking back at the toys of yesteryear is a great way to see at a glance how life has changed; toys were once more far more about education than play, and as I mentioned were often out of the price range of most families for whom affording the basics would have been tough.

“As the decades progress, you can see the fun factor becoming more apparent, and the use in different materials made toys much more affordable as they started being mass produced.

“That also contributed to the rise in the disposable society that we see today."

We mentioned Fisher Price at the start of this piece, and the brand’s Buzzy Bee in the collection, dating back to 1953, was the first of their items to include plastic.

“Once upon a time, children were allowed to roam the countryside in safety, on a journey of discovery. But now more than ever, we supervise our children. The Story of Childhood is a fond trip down memory lane, while also challenging visitors to think about the bigger picture; in trying to protect children, have they lost too many freedoms?”

Some of the items displayed in this part of the Museum have accompanying stories from the owners who have donated them, providing a charming insight into their life before the Museum.

Among the other items, visitors will see a toy Beatles guitar – a perfect example of how companies began targeting teenagers in the 1960s. Mr Smash, a clockwork walking martian from those instant mash adverts of the 1970s, is also present.

There are Smurfs and action figures and tin soldiers and of course the most famous mouse of all, Mickey.

Picking up the weekly comic and devouring its funny images and words was another thrill, and there are an array of titles here, together with some toys that were very gender based – cooking for girls and mechanics for boys!

The exhibits also chart the changing attitudes – a Bayko Building Set broke away from traditional ideas about girl’s toys, for example.

Joke toys were popular when we were little – the fake spider (not smile-inducing to the arachnophobes among us) and the ‘nail through the finger’ were two familiar examples. And who recalls puffing on an imitation cigarette?!

The toys may change and this years ‘must-have’ brand becomes next year’s least wanted, but there will always be a new essential waiting in the wings to enchant little folks.

It’s only May, and we’ve still to encounter summer, but before we know it, the ever earlier countdown to Christmas will begin, heralded by the roll out of relentless television adverts bombarding little minds, and the world of social media telling youngsters what they ‘need.’

In a few years, some of these yet to be discovered toys will be sitting pretty in our display cases, too.

But though fashions change, you just can’t beat a cuddle with your favourite teddy, can you?

Milton Keynes Museum is one of the best interactive museums, a perfect outing for all ages, staffed by friendly volunteers, and highly recommended by visitors on TripAdvisor. This feature was written by Milton Keynes Museum. Find out more about forthcoming events and see our opening times at: miltonkeynesmuseum.org.uk

An exhibition of art from a renowned creative, wonderful wildlife, roar-some cubs and a visit from the Caped Crusader. Here’s this month’s Pulse Pics...

Nearly 25 years since

was

Whipsnade Zoo’s quartet of rare northern African lion cubs have been pictured taking their first exploratory steps outside, under the watchful eye of mother Waka. The cubs are the second litter to be born at the UK’s largest zoo, just two months after their trio of half-siblings, with all seven cubs part of the conservation breeding programme for their threatened subspecies.

Malcolm Levey

incredibly fortunate to capture one of Stony Stratford’s beautiful otter family messing about on the river. What a wonderful image.

Tesco in Wolverton has been on a fundraising mission in support of Willen Hospice, and they had added superpower to help swell the coffers recently – a visit from Batman! In reality, it was the store’s team support manager Daniel, but he did such a great job that no-one noticed he wasn’t the real deal. We’ve just blown his cover!

Our own Martin Lewis Stevenson braved a night in the great outdoors to help swell the coffers for the YMCA Pulse Group Media’s director swapped the comfort of a bed for a sleeping bag at Northampton County Cricket Ground. He is pictured with James Geary, managing partner at EMW Law

MK Gallery presented Andy Warhol: Cars and the exhibition space is once again hosting the seminal pop artist’s work. Portrait of America brings together more than 130 of Warhol’s most famous pieces, including the iconic Marilyn Monroe series.

Securing your property: The Hidden Vulnerabilities

Burglary remains a pressing concern across the UK, and as I always say, preparation is the key to prevention when it comes to securing our homes and businesses. Burglars are opportunists, relying on speed, stealth, and our oversight. Let’s examine the vulnerabilities we can address to keep them out.

Windows: The Weakest Link

Windows, especially on the ground floor or basement, are prime targets. An unlocked or poorly secured window is an open invitation. Even locked ones can be a liability if they lack reinforced glass or sturdy locks. My advice? Consider laminated glass, security film, or window bars. For businesses, reinforced shutters or grilles are worth the investment.

Doors: Not All Are Created Equal

Many of us believe that our front door is secure, but unless it has a deadbolt, a solid core, and a reinforced frame, it can be easily kicked in. Rear and patio doors are even more vulnerable. Installing multipoint locks and strike plate reinforcements can make a significant difference. For businesses, steel security doors or access control systems are essential.

Garages and Storage Units: Overlooked Entry Points

Here’s one many people forget. These spaces can offer direct access to your property or house tools that burglars can use. An automated garage door with rolling code technology is an excellent upgrade. Business owners, secure your storage areas with industrial-grade locks and monitored alarms.

Loft Hatches, Skylights, and Roof Access

These may not be a burglar’s first choice, but they’re an option if left unsecured. Ensure they’re properly locked. For flat-roofed businesses, consider anti-climb barriers or spikes.

External Perimeters

Finally, let’s not forget fences, gates, and gardens. Weak locks and low fences make it easier for intruders to approach undetected. Tall, robust fencing and motion-activated lighting can deter would-be burglars. For businesses, a perimeter intruder detection system is a wise investment.

Final Thoughts

Securing your property is about layering your defences. Combine physical reinforcements with smart tech—alarm systems, CCTV, and the like. By addressing these vulnerabilities, you’re not just protecting bricks and mortar; you’re safeguarding peace of mind. Prevention, my friends, will always triumph over reaction.

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'As long as animals need me, my work will never be finished'

As Animals in Need celebrates a special year, Pulse’s Sammy Jones checks in with founder Roy Marriott and his wife, Annie, to see how the charity first took shape...

Roy Marriott is celebrating a birthday of sorts in 2025. It’s one that will last all year long and is quite the milestone.

He has a large number of ‘wants’ on his present list, too; nothing fancy, just things like hypoallergenic dog treats, blue rolls and rabbit water bottle covers!

In 2025, the charity he founded and has spent half a lifetime grafting for, is 35 years old.

Animals in Need is a beacon of safety where thousands of animals and birds both unfortunate (because they’ve often been

failed by humans) and fortunate (because here they couldn’t be in better hands) find themselves every year.

Roy’s own passion for animals began as it did for so many others. His family had dogs as a child. Except that Roy took this love of canines to the next level!

“My first dog was a collie cross called Rusty,” he remembers, fondly, “I grew up in Moulton in the 1950s – back when Moulton was still a village! Rusty belonged to our neighbours, but they decided they didn’t want him anymore because he was a roamer and would often take off, so my parents took him in,” although one suspects that the young Roy might have been persuasive in helping them to make that decision!

Decades on and Rusty still occupies a special place in Roy’s heart, but there have been more than a few pooches who have since followed.

“Rusty was the first, but after him we always had dogs. The saying is that ‘a dog makes a house a home’, and you won’t hear me disagreeing with that!”

Still, plenty of us invite dogs and cats to share our abodes, but we don’t all set up animal sanctuaries. Roy had an affinity with animals, and from an early age he was smitten.

He learned about bugs in the garden, rescued injured birds, and as he grew older, the idea of a rescue centre became more appealing.

He set up AIN independently, originally operating out of his former home in Lings, Northampton. He simply couldn’t have dared dream just what it would turn into.

“Originally, the idea was for AIN to lend a hand and support other existing rescues...” he said with a laugh, “I hadn’t given much of a thought about how things might end up! The more invested in helping that I became, the more I realised there were some big gaps in care and many animals weren’t getting the help they needed. That’s when I began ramping things up.

“One of the areas where AIN became active was taking in dogs from the local council pound – dogs who wind up there only have

Roy and Annie through the years –

A strong team with a shared focus on the welfare of all animals

a limited time to be reunited with owners, or found a new home, before potentially they are put to sleep.

“We would step in to ensure those dogs were given a second chance at life. Almost without me realising, the charity began to grow... and grow...”

Again, certain animals leave their mark with Roy, and the first pound dog he took in is one of them: “He was a lovely Collie Cross called Max,” he says with a smile.

Eventually, and not without a lot of blood, sweat, tears and begging for pennies, the charity was able to purchase Pine Farm at Little Irchester.

“Before we purchased the farm we ran the charity from our homes, and we were so very thankful to finally get the farm and build the sanctuary,” said Roy’s wife, AIN manager, Annie.

The charity actually brought them together too – a real love story set against a backdrop of fur and feathers!

“My parents adopted a dog from the charity 27 years ago, and I signed up to volunteer at the kennel block which Animals in Need were renting at the time,” Annie said, “I started off walking the dogs, before moving into rescues, which I loved, but I had a job. When I was made redundant from that position, Roy offered me a job working in the kennels...”

They bonded over a shared passion to rescue others: “We were working all hours alongside one another and in hindsight I suppose it was inevitable that we would end up together.

“We drive each other insane because we are both very strong willed, but together we have saved thousands and thousands of lives,” she paused, before adding, “We were meant to be.”

Annie and Roy don’t just work on site, they live there too, and that work never stops.

Assisted by a small team of staff and a mini army of volunteers, they do their absolute best for every last creature who arrives on site – whether that be a pigeon which has been attacked, a dog finding itself homeless after its forever home suddenly turns out not to be, or a chicken, rescued from slaughter after enduring a dreadful life as a battery hen. They have successfully rehomed thousands of those.

“We take as many birds as we can, but we can’t take them all, and for those we can’t accommodate it can mean a death sentence. I simply hate that we can’t take more, but there are obviously space restrictions... there is always more that can be done, and for as long as I’m able, I will keep pushing to do more.”

At the time of writing, the charity had 334 patients in its wildlife hospital. There are also full to bursting kennels and the cattery, the farm animals, reptiles, rodents and small furries.

It’s rewarding work, but it’s certainly not glamorous – staff spend their days dealing with poop, and injured, abused and unwanted animals, often working outside in all weathers.

Finding the time for a toilet break can sometimes seem like a luxury. But they are all united by the bond to do best for those who rely on them.

And with more and more animals in crisis, they need more than the three acres of space they currently have. Much more.

“We could really do with another 30 acres!” Annie says, and she is only half joking. Given a larger base they could help so many more animals.

“Going forward, we definitely need more land. That’s the long term goal that needs to be realised,” she says, resolutely.

Fewer are more committed to the cause than the man and wife team without whom AIN wouldn’t exist.

“As long as animals need me, my work will never be finished,” promises Roy, whose vocabulary definitely doesn’t include the word retirement!

> The easiest way that you can provide AIN with a little cheer in their birthday year is to visit their website animals-in-need.org and navigate to their How You Can Help page.

A snap from Roy and Annie s wedding album

Back where it began – how the local press reported the battle to start the sanctuary

Before AIN, Roy and Annie rented a kennel block which was prone to flooding

Running an animal sanctuary can be a fowl business, but every bird who comes to AIN is guaranteed compassion and care

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Please get in touch to find out more about life at The Applewood and how we can help you to live your best life.

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Butterflied chicken fillets with lime and paprika rub

METHOD

Preparation time: 15 minutes

Cooking time: 10-20 minutes

Serves: 4

INGREDIENTS

4 Waitrose British Chicken Breast Fillets

2 tsp coriander seeds

2 large garlic cloves

Zest and juice of 2 limes

2 tsp smoked paprika

Half of a 145g bag Waitrose Watercress, Rocket and Spinach Salad

200g tub Waitrose Fresh Dip

Vine Ripened Tomato Salsa

1. Make sure your barbecue is really hot. Slice through the centre of each chicken breast horizontally but don’t quite cut them in half. Open the fillets out so they lie flat.

2. Using a pestle and mortar, crush the coriander seeds roughly. Add the garlic cloves and lime zest, then pound to make a coarse paste. Add the lime juice and the paprika, then season and mix again until well blended.

3. Rub the mixture into the chicken breasts and leave to marinate for 5 minutes.

4. Cook the butterflied chicken breasts on the barbecue for 5-10 minutes on each side or until cooked through and lightly charred. Alternatively, cook under a grill, set to high. Serve with the salad and salsa.

COOK’S TIP

The marinade contains lime juice, which tenderizes the meat – but don’t leave it for more than the 5 minutes or the chicken may fall apart as you cook it. When preparing a barbecue make sure the coals are glowing red under a thin layer of grey ash before cooking. For more barbecue tips go to waitrose.com/bbq

Go ‘potty’ with your summer planting DIGGING DEEP

We all know the importance of a glorious outside space; for us, and for our embattled wildlife.

But at a time when finances are being hammered left, right and centre, maintaining our gardens can put another terrific dent into the bank balance.

To counteract that, we’ve got some ‘Gardening on a budget’ ideas for you this month, and actually, the majority of these don’t need to cost you anything at all - apart from time.

Populating your space with plants, shrubs and flowers can be costly, but if you join a gardening group, or connect with like minded folks from your neighbourhood, seed shares and cutting swaps can ensure everyone has a garden rich in variety.

What about planters to pop them in? The price points for those can be eye-watering, but with a little creativity, gardens can be spruced up and given their own truly unique twist...

Are your wellies or walking boots looking woeful? Before you add to landfill issues, consider planting up those sole-d out boots with seeds or young plants, which make for an attractive, quirky focal point.

If the kids have boots that are ready for replacement, this is also a great way to inject new life into their footwear and cultivate their love of growing things. A win-win. What to do with old pots and pans? Fill with a good multipurpose compost and use them to plant herbs – they look fabulous and you’ll never need to purchase your basil and mint from the supermarket again. Remember though, mint will grow and grow, so plant it separate and with plenty of space.

For even less work, place large pots directly into the drawers instead of planting. Sturdy trailing plants and flowers (wave petunias being an excellent example) will look fab seated atop the units.

Alternatively, remove the drawers and arrange them on top of one another at odd angles from the ground up.

Remember, no matter what you are recycling (or should that be green-cycling?) you’ll need to ensure adequate drainage.

Once you let your creativity loose, the list of household items that can be reworked is endless; tin cans can make for pops of cool colour that turn a bland wall into a feature with minimum effort.

That cracked watering can, those chipped cups and saucers, faded and stained coffee mugs, and old teapots and tired coffee makers that haven’t been used since the Spice Girls were a thing, can all be given new life. Colanders can work brilliantly well too, and there’s no need to add in drainage with those!

Perhaps you can turn an old wood pile or broken unit earmarked for the tip into a cool bird feeding station which will give you endless hours of free entertainment. Watching - and getting to know - your local bird life is one of life’s little pleasures.

That old chest of drawers you’ve earmarked for the refuse centre is another pretty way to cultivate a herb garden.

You’ll need to line the drawers and you might like to use paint (non-toxic exterior paint) to add a splash of colour to your unit.

The only limits here are your imagination, and to make sure that everything you use is environmentally safe.

If you don’t have anything to repurpose, a trip to your local charity shops will reward you with fresh possibilities; you’ll get to cheer your garden up for less, and the charity purse will be helped along the way.

If you’ve given new life to an old household item, we’d love to see photos of your efforts.

> Send pictures of your green-fingered creativity to freelancesammy@googlemail.com

How does your garden grow?

It’s the most popular month for most of us gardeners and one of the busiest, even though, as Shakespeare points out “Rough winds to shake the darling buds of May”.

Weed through the flower and vegetable beds with a kitchen knife or pointed trowel to cut through the tap roots of perennial weeds before they are covered over by the foliage of the border plants.

I sow two rows of wallflowers on my allotment later in the month. They are biennials and so, when I transplant them into the front border of the house in October, they flower profusely throughout the winter. I sow foxgloves and honesty at the same time, to be planted in the perennial border.

Deadhead the spent tulips, leaving the stalks and leaves to die down, replenishing the bulb. We are earthing up the early potatoes, now the shoots are over 20cm tall.

The early sown lettuces in the greenhouse should be ready for harvesting, as are the first outdoor ones.

Radishes, beetroots, carrots and parsnips, as well as peas and French beans, may be sown early this month.

Plant outdoor varieties of tomato plants with supporting canes. Plant them deeply and water them well. Choose a calm day if possible, as the leaves lose water very quickly at first.

Sweetcorn should be planted out in blocks, or squares, as they are wind pollinated. It’s a good time to push a layer of straw under strawberry leaves, to keep the fruit off the soil.

The lawn will have been mown by now, so, after the third pass, either lower the setting of the blades to keep a trim lawn, or leave high if you are not averse to a few wild flowers in your lawn.

Make the most of this marvellous month!

Ralph Westmoreland

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Lilac & Lemon

The

Colour Crush You Didn’t Know You Needed

Atelier Art No2 Poster, £8.95 desenio.com

Elmwood Cushion, £50 coxandcox.co.uk

Card Candle ShadeSwedish Stripes, £15 nicholasengert.co.uk

File this under “unexpected but totally perfect”: lilac and lemon. One’s soft and powdery, the other’s zesty and bright—and together? Magic.

This season’s most uplifting colour duo is all about balance. Lilac brings that gentle, dreamy calm (like lavender fields at golden hour), while lemon slices through with a burst of sunshine and optimism. It’s soft-meets-sunny in the best possible way—equal parts soothing and energising, like a deep breath followed by a good laugh.

The beauty of this pairing is in the contrast. Lilac tones feel graceful and grown-up, with a chalky elegance that’s quietly chic. Lemon, on the other hand, is pure joy—fresh, playful, and full of personality. Put them together and you get a colour story that’s delicate yet dynamic, sweet with a bit of spark. Like sorbet for the soul.

You’ll spot these shades popping up everywhere—from sculptural ceramics that double as art pieces, to tinted glassware that catches the light just right. Think statement armchairs, whimsical vases, and tablescapes that feel like they belong at the world’s happiest brunch.

So if your space could use a little lift (and honestly, whose doesn’t?), this might just be your new favourite palette. Go on—try a splash of lemon with a hint of lilac. It’s the interior equivalent of a pick-me-up.

Lilac Glass Bud Vase, £6 talkingtables. co.uk

William Kilburn Cup and Saucer Set, £15 thewisteriatree. co.uk

Artisan Tilt Head Stand Mixer, Colour Of The Year 2025 Butter, £699 kitchenaid.co.uk

Lavender & Yellow Bread Basket, £22 thebasketroom.com

SO WHY CHOOSE US

Because Alabaster is subtle, it thrives in spaces rich with texture: think woven throws, boucle furniture, handcrafted ceramics, and matt finishes. It lets these elements shine without overpowering them.

In a modern farmhouse scheme, Alabaster can be the staple on tongue and groove walls, offering a warm look without clashing with rustic wood beams or metal fittings. In minimalist designs, its softness keeps an uncluttered space from feeling too empty.

Paired with crown mouldings, antique frames, and classic textiles, Alabaster enhances the grace of traditional design, and in Japandi schemes, the calm and organic quality of Alabaster emphasises imperfections and provides tranquility.

Alabaster is not just a colour, it’s a mood, a philosophy, and a design strategy all rolled into one. Whether you’re updating a single wall or planning a whole home redesign, this soft, luminous, neutral offers both flexibility and finesse. In an age where overstimulation is the norm, Alabaster invites us to slow down, simplify, and surround ourselves with quiet beauty. Looking to go Alabaster? Whether you’re DIY-ing a paint job or working with a designer, this timeless shade might just be the calm your space is craving.

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Where bronze comes alive:

A behind-the-scenes foundry experience

Here at the gallery, we present and enjoy many finished masterpieces – artworks that have been planned, developed, and created over time. But, like many of our visitors, we love to hear the stories behind these pieces – the journeys that take place behind the scenes.

Our gallery team recently had the opportunity to witness this transformative process first-hand, visiting the Sculpture Castings foundry, where some of our most popular bronze sculptures begin their journey. We learnt about the intricate process of creating these exceptional pieces and met the talented individuals who breathe life into metal. It was an inspiring experience. Using the traditional ‘lost wax process’, the artists begin with wax modelling clay, crafting their vision with meticulous attention to detail. This initial sculpture then becomes the template for a silicone mould, which is coated with terracotta and fired in a kiln. When molten bronze is poured in, the wax melts away – giving the technique its name.

transforms cold metal into vibrant art. Patination is the process of applying acids and oxides, then precisely heating them to give each sculpture its unique colour and texture – bringing the piece to life. To complete the work, wax layers are added, enhancing the colours and creating truly oneof-a-kind artworks, each limited to just 25 editions.

The foundry also produces the work of Adam Binder, whose sculptures have quickly become gallery favourites. Whether capturing the grace of an otter, the poise of a leopard, or the playfulness of a polar bear, Binder has an extraordinary ability to convey the essence of his subjects.

This was a remarkable opportunity for us to learn more about the craftsmanship behind each of these pieces. Seeing them take shape in the foundry has undoubtedly deepened our appreciation for the artistry involved.

During the visit, we met sculptor Adam Paddon, who is also the gallery’s Head Patinator. It’s this artistic touch that

Natalie Trembecki Gallery Correspondent

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A celebration of our city and its people

Last month, I had the pleasure of hosting my Civic Reception and the Mayor’s Awards 2025 - a true highlight of my year.

We received an overwhelming number of inspiring nominations, and it was a privilege to meet and celebrate the shortlisted nominees and winners.

A special congratulations to our award winners:

Jake Saville (Bikeability Champion) Sports MK (Sports Advocate)

Debbie Gaguli-Patel (Arts, Culture, and Heritage)

Jim Razey (Volunteer of the Year)

Captain Johanna Hrycak (Armed Forces Community)

Jay Virgo (Diversity & Inclusion)

Rebecca Brown (Care Givers)

Zain Keeble from Golden Gardens (Corporate Contribution to Charity)

Karen Chapman (Care Givers)

Camphill Communities MK (Active Travel)

Wintana Mana-Tekie (Outstanding Achievement)

In another proud moment, I welcomed some of our remarkable young people to the Civic Offices for the Mayor’s Youth Awards 2025.

Congratulations to our winners:

Faith (Care Giver)

Maryam (Education)

As you know you often won’t see me without a bike, so in keeping with my Year of Cycling, I challenged my guests to see how far they could cycle in 10 minutes.

Finlay (Care Giver)

Owain (Diversity & Inclusion)

These young people encompass the future of our city - they are definitely the ones to watch!

Milton Keynes continues to thrive because of people like them - dedicated, passionate, and community minded.

It was a fantastic atmosphere full of laughter and friendly competition. Even Countess Howe, the Lord Lieutenant of Buckinghamshire, got pedalling, impressively in her heels and sparkly dress!

Congratulations to Lt Col Michael Hyrcak, who won the bike after cycling an incredible 5.1miles in only 10 minutes.

The Mayor’s Awards were a celebration of everything that makes Milton Keynes the vibrant, inclusive, and inspiring city it is.

My heartfelt thanks to our sponsors: headline sponsor SUEZ, and gold sponsors M&M Supplies Ltd and MKFM whose generosity made the event possible.

As I reflect on my Year of Cycling, I’m overwhelmed by the enthusiasm from across the city from schools, local organisations, and the people who joined me on my journey.

A special memory was the Mayor’s Festival of Cycling, where nearly 100 children cycled a lap of the pitch at Stadium MK during half-time in the match against Fleetwood Town. It was a fantastic event, proving that every pedal push is a step towards a cleaner, greener, and healthier, city. Finally, I was touched to plant a Ginkgo tree in memory of my late husband Robin. Planted at St Augustine’s Church - a place close to his heart. I look forward to visiting often, especially in autumn as the leaves turn yellow - it stands as a bright and lasting tribute to his legacy.

Serving as Mayor has been an honour and joy. Thank you to the city for the memories, but more importantly for the kindness and compassion you have shown me throughout my Mayoral Year.

Mayor Bradburn with Bikeability Champion of the Year Jake Saville

Countess Howe with CEO of SMK Gateway Tony Oyakhire – the Mayor’s Charity at the Mayor’s Awards 2025

The Mayor with those involved in the half-time cycle around the pitch at Stadium MK

Mayor Bradburn with Winners Faith and Maryam, consort Mia, and Frank Purcell from M&M Supplies

Alongside the High Sheriff 2024/25, Jonathan from MKCC, Greg from Community Trees MK, and friends and family

MK City Council are taking steps to lead the way in UK

City Council offers ‘Golden Hello’ to qualified social workers

Milton Keynes City Council has launched a new Children’s Social Care recruitment drive with a £6,000 ‘Golden Hello’ to reward qualified social workers who join its expanding teams.

Qualified social workers are an essential part of the City Council’s Children’s Services team, which last year was commended by Ofsted as Good with some Outstanding areas. MK City Council aims to build on that success, attracting experienced social workers by offering them a Golden Hello and a very positive working environment.

MK has country’s largest increase in recycling

Qualified social workers earn minimum starting salary of £35,235 (pro rata) at the City Council and most roles also receive an annual £4,000 Retention Payment (for staying with the council) plus a relocation allowance of up to £8,000 and access to benefits including a car leasing scheme.

Social workers and senior practitioners work together to ensure children and young people receive the right support at the right time, helping families where children have additional needs, making care plans, and ensuring vulnerable young people are protected. Specialist local teams include a Multi-Agency Safeguarding Hub where social workers and blue light partners share expertise and resources.

Search for available roles and find out more about the Golden Hello, as well as training and career opportunities, and thoughts from current team members at www.mkcounciljobs.org.uk/cs-care

New Government figures show that Milton Keynes has the biggest rise in recycling rates of any place in England, leapfrogging dozens of other areas to become one of the country’s greenest recycling cities

Milton Keynes is now one of the top recyclers, rising an incredible 76 places in the rankings from 83 to 7.

Milton Keynes City Council is asking for local people’s support to get to number 1 next year by making sure that everything that can be recycled is recycled, into the right bin.

Official statistics show 60.2% of the city’s household waste was sent for recycling, reuse or composting in 2023/24, up from 48.1% the previous year. The national average rate for recycling is 44%.

The rise follows Milton Keynes City Council introducing cleaner and greener recycling and waste collections in September 2023 when, among other changes, local people started separating their paper and card from plastic, metal, and glass into two bins. The red and blue wheelie bins have made it easier for local people to sort their recyclables, and by encouraging more people to start recycling, the city council has seen the amount of recycling it processes rise by more than a third.

As the figures for 2024/25 will cover a full year of wheelie bin collections, the city should reach an even higher position in the chart next year.

Pete Marland Leader of Milton Keynes City Council

CONTACT DETAILS: Tel: 01908 252442

Email: peter.marland@milton-keynes.gov.uk

Facebook: @mklabour

ADDRESS: c/o Milton Keynes City Council, Civic Offices, 1 Saxon Gate East, Milton Keynes MK9 3EJ

Positive steps offer an even brighter future for Milton Keynes

Party hard with Ultra Vegas

Bank Holidays are perfect for partying, and you’ll not find a better way to let your hair down than with that giant name in dance, Ultra Vegas, which has one hell of a day for you on Sunday, May 25 – 12 hours of delicious DJ heaven, from midday to midnight.

The team at UV are doing things a little differently for this mammoth Donate 2 Dance session, which is being hosted at The Shoulder of Mutton in Calvertonadmission is only by registration.

Don’t be tempted to rock up on the day, or you will be sent home with your tail between your legs while all your pals party hard. If you do things the right way, you’ll have access to 50 artists, DJs and producers who will operate across three arenas, two of them outdoor under canvas, and one indoor space.

Organisers are calling it ‘a full-throttle, passion-fueled day of music, unity and giving back’ with Willen Hospice set to benefit from your fun time.

“This isn’t just a party – it’s a movement. A day where beats and basslines bring us together to make a difference. Every track dropped, every hand raised, every dance move made – it all counts towards something bigger,’ they said.

Room 1 is Old Skool with Ashley Cooper, Ashley Kellett, Glenn Woods, James Simpson and Keith Hurley among the classic house, UKG and trance deliverers.

Over in Room 2, Andy Black, Ashley Roberts, Lady Roulette and Sassy B are some of those cutting loose funk, soul, disco and deep cuts.

Room 3 is dedicated to Nu Skool with Arko, Blayne B, Luca Lebleu and Mind of Us among the line up bringing the sounds. Donate 2 Dance isn’t just about awesome beats, mind you, there will be delectable eats to keep you fuelled too, with everything from naughty nachos to ice cream and desserts on the menu.

> We’ll leave you with a reminder that this is a registration only event – you need to book at ultravegas.co.uk by Thursday, May 22. Head over there and you’ll find loads more deets about the big bash.

Stick 'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminals

Back in the 1980s when pop music thrived with artists who each had their own sound and their own look (imagine that, it was a sheep free zone!) the music was top notch, even if a cursory look back at the fashions from the era does induce cringing!

One of those acts delivering the goods towards the tail end of the decade was Scottish duo Hue and Cry. Four decades since they formed, and Patrick and Gregory Kane are still active, and they will be live and local (May 9) when they return to MK11 in Kiln Farm.

Tracks like Labour of Love and Looking for Linda have well and truly stood the test of time, as has their popularity. No gimmicks needed, just great playability with ease.

Rapper and activist Lowkey will be ‘fusing politically charged lyrics and deft dissection of topics such as race, war, global poverty

and politics with anthemic choruses and unrelentingly energetic performance’ when he visits the venue (May 18).

Music to make you think is never a bad thing, and Lowkey gives you lots of that.

Huey Morgan will be back in the house (May 25) with a full band delivery, but what to call this new act? Huey Morgan The Fun Lovin’ Criminal...

During his time fronting the Criminals, he shifted more than 10 million records, and with this new band he will play core smashes including the track Scooby Snacks, King of New York and that Love Unlimited Funk, soul, hip-hop and memories is the event promise.

Indie successes Space are back in town (May 30), as they continue adding to their mileage on the extensive Blood and Bubblegum tour.

Keith Hurley – Ruling in Room 1

Simon Gregory will be keeping it Old Skool with Vegas

Huey Morgan – King of New York

Something Good is coming with Utah Saints

For more than two decades

The Dollyrots have been doing the music business on their own terms, and they’ve done a mighty fine job of navigating it.

Bassist Kelly and guitarist Louis have an unwavering DIY ethos, and an ability to cut punk rock perfection – there are more than 2000 shows played, and plenty of albums of material for you to indulge in.

Those releases have been issued through a number of labels, including Lookout! Records, Joan Jett’s Blackheart Records, and Wicked Cool, which was founded by ‘Little Steven’ Van Zandt.

Recent elpee Night Owls has been described as ‘a sugar-rush of joyous pop-punk and partystarting rock & roll.’

This duo are a unit away from the spotlight too, and have raised two kids on the road. River and Daisy grew up with green rooms instead of playgrounds and soundchecks instead of bedtime stories. Sounds pretty good from here.

As the PR says, ‘They show that you don’t have to give up your passions to raise a family and prove that punk rock isn’t just about rebellion – it’s about creating your own path and sticking to it, no matter what. With a little bubblegum and mischief on the side.’

Supporting on May 2 will be down to Pennsylvanian pop punkers meets rock and rollers, Don’t Panic. Utah Saints (May 3) have been delivering since the start of the house music revolution, and have hit the Top 40 singles chart nine times (four of those made it inside the Top 10) and shifted more than two million records worldwide.

The electronic dance aces have collaborated in one shape or another with artists as revered and eclectic as REM’s Michael Stipe, Kate Bush, Annie Lennox, Edwin Starr, Public Enemy’s Chuck D, and Bassline Smith.

Three thousand shows in, and they’ve had some momentous times, playing from the coolest underground spots to festival mainstages, including supporting U2.

The Liverpool aces will fry your brain with one smash after another; Avenging Angels, The Ballad of Tom Jones, Female of the Species, Me and You Versus the World and Neighbourhood will link arms with newer material taken from more recent elpees including Love You More than Football and Music for Pleasure Music for Pain.

MK11 has a heap of tribute shows ready to rock you in the month ahead too, including Guns 2 Roses (May 4), 24K Bruno Mars (May 4) Deeper Purple (May 10), Creedence Clearwater Review (May 23), Chasing Mumford (May 24) and Beautiful Trauma, a tribute to Pink (May 31).

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When not in the spotlight, they keep fingers on the pulse and needles in the groove, running their own label, and working to deliver film scores and incidental music. It’s a portfolio that is bursting at the seams.

Former Kasabian man Tom Meighan returns (May 4), with Alain Johannes visiting on May 8 – turn the page for our interview with him.

Blaze Bayley (May 9) famously enjoyed a stint keeping the mic warm in Iron Maiden, but that was decades ago and he has since reconnected with his Howlin’ Mad Wolfsbane cohorts, and carved out a solo career. It’s that which brings him to the venue this time, as he marks the 25th anniversary of his Silicon Messiah album.

If you want to take a firm helping of comedy with your metal, Green Jelly will give you your fill when they return (May 22). Hands up who remembers their Three Little Pigs hit from the early 90s?

Industrial noise makers Combichrist pass through on their Still Making Monsters road trek (May 23) with support from Extize, Brighton-based grey metallers Crimson Veil, and Esoterik

The Norwegian/American aggrotech meets industrial metallers released their 10th long-player last year.

If you fancy investigating, seek out CMBCRST

> Visit thecraufurdarms.com for tickets.

Crimson Veil – on the bill with Combichrist on May 23

Night Owls The Dollyrots visit The Craufurd this month

Hue and Cry – gimmick free

to our neighbourhood – Space

“I went into the studio and came out with a record four days later. I don’t remember anything about it, I drank like a bottle of vodka a day, and I was really speaking to Natasha in my mind. It was almost like a weird trip, you know?

“Every time I made a solo record I could feel her in the room, there is like a presence inside me.

“When I experience life I experience it for both of us.”

Alain has had to suffer loss more than most with key collaborators Lanegan and Cornell also checking out ahead of time.

“Now I feel like Chris, Mark and Natasha are all sitting in my head going, ‘Yeah, no, how about this?’ Not in a creepy kinda way, but in a magical way.

“Sometimes people go, “Oh, here he goes talking about Natasha again,” but I don’t want people to forget. I want people to actually know that she was here and how amazing she was, and to pay attention, you know? That’s all.”

Grief is a constant: “I’m surprised how it doesn’t weaken very often, it comes in waves and it is almost like there is a part of it that is not processable.”

Alain is speaking with us from Chile, where he is currently staying in a little rented property off grid, ‘There’s no address!’ he laughs, “But there is a river, 50ft

trees, and a pool,” and his life as a touring musician and producer means he gets more rays than most, too: “I get to have three summers a year, that’s really abusive on my part!”

Living apart from the toxicities of modern life sounds perfect to us, and it is for Alain who has struggled with disquiet: “It comes from seeing the world as it actually is and then imagining what it could be at the same time,” he reasons, “I remember being a kid and watching adults around me behave a certain way, and not understanding why. I was already super aware of racism and religious intolerance and all that stuff when I was young. Why are people so awful?

“I think that tension created a lot of the anxiety that I have.”

To the music that matters right now, and there are plans for a new solo release and an album of material from Drink the Sea (an eight legged ensemble also featuring Peter Buck from REM, Barrett Martin and Duke Garwood) just for starters, but imminently, Alain will be here in the new city, for one of his UK dates.

Scottish risers Earl of Hell and their ‘fiery rhythms and ominous lyrics’ have been working UK crowds hard this year, stage sharing on tours with Masters of Reality, and Brant Bjork, who they joined at The Craufurd Arms in January.

They will support Alain, and then return as his band on this tour.

The two parties joined forces last year for a small run which worked spectacularly well. A second stint was a no-brainer.

It’ll be a chance for fans to engage with Alain’s solo work, and listen to some Lanegan and Cornell material... a mix of the marvellous.

Is there ever a day Alain doesn’t give in to the lure of instrumentation?

“Very rare. I am looking at about 35 instruments right now – a bansuri which is a classical flute, an alto-sax, flute, trumpet, violin, sarangi which is a stringed instrument from India, a sitar, a mandolin, a harmonium, a few acoustics and a few electrics..."

Follow Alain on his Instagram account (with its organic following numbering close to 70,000 followers) and you’ll know he is a prolific engager on the platform, with clips of him at play figuring heavily.

“If I don’t do it for a couple of days I start to feel a little disconnected, you know?" he shares, "Instagram is almost like a sketchpad..."

And this artist has more creativity than there are pages. Great news for fans and collaborators alike.

> Alain Johannes plays The Craufurd Arms on Thursday, May 8.

To book tickets visit thecraufurdarms.com

Keep check on Instagram: @alainjohannes

A master at work: Alain at play

Earl of Hell bring rock solid support to Alain at The Craufurd on May 8

Photo credit: Tom Bronowski www.tombronowski.com

Photo credit: Tom Bronowski www.tombronowski.com

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Refreshments in the Courtyard

Thursday, May 1, 10.30am-midday

A chance to enjoy tasty homemade cakes, a choice of specialty tea, coffee or juice and take a relaxing stroll around the Cowper & Newton Museum’s beautiful 18th century gardens. Floral and fragrant: cowperandnewtonmuseum.org.uk

Tim Rice: My Life in Musicals, I Know Him So Well

Friday, May 2, 7.30pm

The multi-award-winning,internationally renowned lyricist will reflect on his illustrious career at the heart of musical theatre, sharing anecdotes behind the songs – the hits and the misses along with stories of his life and live performances from the wonderful catalogue of songs synonymous with his name.

A Whole New World: royalandderngate.co.uk

Delasole – Family Music Festival

Saturday, May 3

The start of a weekend of music and entertainment at the historic site, with headliners including Marvin Humes,The Wanted 2.0 and unrivalled dance troupe, Diversity.

Stilt walkers, fire breathers, giant bubbles, arts and crafts and much more will feature. All in: delasolefestival.com

Delasole – 18plus Music Festival

Sunday, May 4

Enjoy live music from Judge Jules and Band, Charlie Hedges, Fish56 Octagon, Carla Monroe and our own Billy Locket on the main stage, and General Levy among those on the West Wing stage. delasolefestival.com

Wild Places

Until Sunday, May 11

From majestic hills to dramatic seas, this photographic exhibition has something for everyone and inspires the visitor to marvel in the richness of the varied habitats of the UK.

The Brittas Empire

Until Saturday, May 3

Milton Keynes Theatre of Comedy do justice to the Chris Barrie fronted comedy classic, with continuing performances at Stantonbury Campus Theatre of the BBC show that was called the Fawlty Towers of the 1990s’.

Baby in a drawer: stantonburytheatre.co.uk

Guns 2 Roses

Sunday, May 4

A prime tribute to Axl, Slash, Duff and the guys who changed rock n roll. The only GnR tribute who have played live with four different members of the real deal. Paradise City: mk11kilnfarm.com

The Ramonas

Sunday May 4, 7pm

The UKs best tribute to the iconic Ramones are back in Northampton for the first time in the three years – don’t miss them at The Black Prince.

Hey Ho, Let’s Go: sbdpromotions.com

Seven Drunken Nights:

The Story of The Dubliners

Sunday, May 4

The world’s biggest celebration of one of Ireland’s most iconic bands visits Milton Keynes with stunning performances of the group’s celebrated classics including The Irish Rover, Tell Me Ma and The Town I Love So Well. Paddy on the Railway: atgtickets.com/miltonkeynes

Picture You Dead

Tuesday, May 6 – Saturday, May 10

Adapted from the bestselling novel of the UK’s number one crime writer Peter James, and based on the DSI Roy Grace series which is now a major TV hit, this worldpremiere is the seventh book by the author to be adapted for the stage.

Forgery: atgtickets.com/miltonkeynes

VE80 Day 80 – Lighting of the Beacon Thursday, May 8, 7pm-10pm

Join MK Museum when it lights its beacon to mark this special anniversary. Entertainment, cadet marches and food and drink stalls will feature. The beacon lighting will take place at 9.30pm. A free event in partnership with Wolverton & Greenleys Town Council.

Alain Johannes

Thursday, May 8

As talented as he is prolific, Alain has worked with QOTSA, Chris Cornell, Them Crooked Vultures, PJ Harvey, Mark Lanegan and too many others to mention. His touring band –and support act – for this stint are Edinburgh aces Earl of Hell – flick to our music section to read our interview with Alain. Hum: thecraufurdarms.com

Jacqui Dankworth

featuring The Carducci String Quartet

Thursday, May 8

Jacqui returns to the venue founded by her parents, playing in support of her new album, Windmills, a vocal tour-de-force of classic songs by Stephen Sondheim, Leonard Bernstein, Michel Legrand, Sérgio Mendes and more.

Windmills of your Mind: stables.org

world class music & entertainment May highlights

Pulman & Stilgoe: A Couple of Swells

Wednesday 21 May, 8pm

A Couple of Swells is the inspired pairing of two unique entertainers –Liza Pulman, songstress and one-third of the iconic Fascinating Aida, and pianist, songwriter and singer Joe Stilgoe. Prepare to be swept away by Joe’s dazzling piano playing and Liza’s exquisite vocals.

Curtis Stigers

Monday 26 &

Tuesday 27 May, 8pm

For the past 30 years, singer, songwriter, saxophonist and guitarist Curtis Stigers has been making records that confound those who try to categorize his music or put him in a box. Curtis’s success as a songwriter has included co-writing with the likes of Carole King and Beth Nielsen Chapman.

Laurence Jones

Thursday 29 May, 8pm

UK Blues Hall Of Fame

Artist Laurence Jones is back on tour by popular demand. He’s shared stages with legends like Van Morrison, Ringo Starr and Jeff Beck at some of the world’s most prestigious venues, including The Royal Albert Hall in London and New York’s Carnegie Hall.

Alina Orchestra: Baroque Splendour

Saturday 31 May, 8pm

Alina perform a concert centred around Vivaldi’s most popular work The Four Seasons. In a unique presentation of this ever-popular masterpeice, the four concertos, each of which famously represents a different season, will be interspersed with vibrant compositions by other celebrated Italian composers.

The Stables Wavendon

Milton Keynes MK17 8LU

Box office: 01908 280800 stables.org

Seven Drunken Nights at MK Theatre – May 4

Andrew Lawrence –

Still on the Naughty Step

Friday, May 9, 7.30pm-9.30pm

He has been ‘cancelled’ twice for his unflinching, uproarious political humour, and comes back stronger each time, unstoppable in the face of censorship, selling out venues wherever he goes... Up for a giggle?: theoldsavoy.co.uk

YolanDa Brown: Bob Marley Songbook

Friday, May 9, 8pm

In celebration of what would have been Bob Marley’s 80th birthday, renowned saxophonist YolanDa Brown unveils her monumental new show, Bob Marley Songbook, with her brilliant blend of jazz, reggae and soul. Redemption Song: stables.org

History Festival

Saturday, May 10 & Sunday, May 11, 10.30am-4.30pm

Get even closer to the past with the return of the festival which spans nearly 2000 years of history in just one weekend; from the Romans to the Tudors to the Suffragettes and so much more.

Hands-on with history: miltonkeynesmuseum.org.uk

Plane Comedy

Sunday, May 11

A triple comedy headliner to see out the weekend, with Alastair Barrie, Tony Law and Darius Davies, hosted by David Alfie Ward. Find the funnies: thecraufurdarms.com

The Twangtown Paramours Wednesday, May 14, 8.45pm Nashville-based award-winning husband and wife Marybeth and Mike come to town in support of their fourth elpee release, The Wind Will Change Again – their first folk album in 12 years. An intimate Stage 2 performance.

Sincerely Yours No More: stables.org

Antiques Centre Building 1, The Royal Ordnance Depot, Weedon Bec, NN7 4PS

Steeleye Span Wednesday, May 14, 8pm

Formed in 1969, with the vision of playing folk music in a contemporary, electric band format, the legendary folkers went on to change the world of folk forever. Conflict: stables.org

OPEN: Wed to Mon 10am-4pm, CLOSED: Tues

Renowned saxophonist YolanDa Brown – May 9

Cave Girl & The Neandergals

Friday, May 16

All female bedrock n roll band comes to play The Black Prince, with support from NN’s own Gogo Loco.

Barbaric beats: theblackprincenn.com

Eurovision Final

Saturday, May 17, 7pm

Head to Kiln Farm venue MK11 for a live screening of the biggest pop party of them all. Will we win? Doubtful. The Code: mk11kilnfarm.com

Big Doggie Do

Saturday, May 17, midday-5pm & Sunday, May 18, 11am-4pm

A pawsome event at Willen Lake celebrating all things dogs. Free entry. You’d be barking to miss it: theparkstrust.com

Levison Wood

Saturday, May 17, 7.30pm

Levison visits The Royal to celebrate the human spirit and the transformative power of travel, with captivating stories from his adventures over the past 20 years, from the icy landscapes of the Himalayas to the scorching deserts of Arabia. Walking the World: royalandderngate.co.uk

NMPAT: Big Sing May

Wednesday, May 21 & Thursday, May 22

Northamptonshire Music and Performing Arts Trust presents a celebration of our singing heroes, featuring a massed primary school choir formed from schools across the Shire.

On Song: royalandderngate.co.uk

Nick Mohammed is Mr Swallow in Show Pony

Friday, May 23

Taskmaster loser Nick Mohammed returns as his critically acclaimed alterego Mr. Swallow with a brand new show at the Derngate. Expect magic, music and a whole load of brand new mistakes. Finding the funnies: royalandderngate.co.uk

Yappety-yap – the Big Doggie Do is back – see May 17

Guided walk around Olney – South End Saturday, May 24, 10.30am-midday

Join a guide for a walk around the south end of Olney, and learn how the town influenced a famous poet. Visit William Cowper’s dirtiest and noisiest 18th century spot and then stroll through the tranquil area around John Newton’s church of St Peter and St Paul. Drink in interesting history in secret corners. Book in advance only: events@cowperandnewtonmuseum.org.uk

The Young ‘Uns 20

Sunday, May 25

The much-loved Teesside trio celebrates its 20th anniversary (and their individual 40th birthdays) by heading out on tour, which includes a Wavendon date. Be The Man: stables.org

May Half Term Open Mornings

Tuesday, May 27 – Thursday, May 29, 9.30am-12.30pm Free nature challenges suitable for all ages at Howe Park Wood Education Centre. Caring for our Woodlands: theparkstrust.com

Whole Lotta Shakin’ –

The Shakin’ Stevens Story

Saturday, May 31, 7.30pm West End star Rebel Dean will guide you through an audio-visual spectacular with his live band, including rare footage and images which tell the story of the rockin’ Welsh boy and his rise to chart-topping superstardom. This ‘Ole House: stantonburytheatre.co.uk

Natural History Museum presents Dinosaurs Live! Saturday, May 31

For the first time since 1881, the home of dinosaurs, Natural History Museum, is out on tour, to give you a roaring experience like no other.

The Dinos are back!: theoldsavoy.co.uk

Make a Will Month – May

Write your Will during Make a Will Month in May. Find a list of participating solicitors and book your appointment.

Olney Open Gardens 14 –15 June

Feel inspired by gardens big and small.

Midnight Moo 20 June

Join the herd and walk 5 or 10 miles at night for Willen Hospice!

Midday Moo 17 August

Walk 5 or 10 miles in the day, with pub stops on the way!

Scan the QR code for more details >>

willen-hospice.org.uk

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Film Reviews

WARFARE

FILM OF THE MONTH - Star Rating: 4.5 /5

Alex Garland, king of brainy genre subversion (Ex Machina, Annihilation), teams up with former Navy SEAL Ray Mendoza for Warfare, and the result is less “war movie” and more “nerve-shredding immersion therapy.” This isn’t your typical flag-waving, gun-blazing cinematic romp—it’s a tightly wound pressure cooker, soaked in dust, adrenaline, and dread. Set in 2006 Ramadi, Iraq, the film follows a Navy SEAL team through the chaos of an operation gone sideways. But don’t expect explanatory monologues or melodramatic flashbacks—Garland and Mendoza toss you into the firefight like a GoProwielding ghost.

The cast is superbly understated. D’Pharaoh Woon-A-Tai gives a quietly devastating performance, while Will Poulter and Cosmo Jarvis lean hard into the weariness and camaraderie of soldiers on the edge. Their chemistry isn’t showy, but it rings painfully true—brotherhood built on trauma, not banter.

Christopher Landon’s Drop is a strippeddown techno-thriller that locks its audience inside a trendy Chicago eatery and dares them to breathe. Meghann Fahy stars as Violet, a widow out on a hopeful date, only to be haunted by messages from a proximity-based app. Suspicious pings lead to paranoia, suspicion, and eventual chaos. It’s Black Mirror meets Unfriended, but classier. The tight runtime and onelocation setup keep the tension simmering, though some twists feel algorithmically generated. Still, Fahy grounds the madness with a measured performance. It’s lowbudget, high-concept, and surprisingly effective—just don’t check your phone during the screening, or you’ll lose your nerve. ✪

The real star, however, is the film’s ruthless commitment to realism. There’s no score. None. Just the hum of faulty comms, the crackle of gunfire, and the muffled chaos of urban combat. You feel the disorientation in your bones. Visually, it’s all washed-out palettes and claustrophobic framing, like The Hurt Locker on a grimmer day, and that’s saying something. There’s no cinematic polish, just gritty authenticity and the creeping dread that no one’s making it out clean. The camera rarely blinks. It doesn’t moralise either, content to let us stew in the moral murk. The result is as hypnotic as it is harrowing. This is not cinema designed for comfort. It’s a slow, burning descent into the moral fog of modern warfare. Garland resists neat conclusions and Mendoza ensures it never drifts into fantasy. Warfare is relentless, raw, and quietly radical—a war film that refuses to glorify, explain, or justify. Instead, it leaves you rattled, questioning, and oddly grateful for the silence when it ends. ✪

THE PENGUIN LESSONS

Star Rating: 3.5/5

Peter Cattaneo’s The Penguin Lessons adapts Tom Michell’s memoir into a heartwarming tale of unexpected companionship and quiet self-discovery. Set in 1976 Argentina, Steve Coogan plays Tom, an English teacher who rescues a stranded penguin named Juan Salvador. Naturally, the penguin is more emotionally intelligent than half the faculty. Their bond becomes a charming if slightly saccharine symbol of healing, all against the backdrop of political unrest the film mostly tiptoes around. While the script skirts deeper themes, Coogan brings subtlety and dry wit. It’s formulaic, sure, but sincere—like a cup of warm cocoa in cinematic form. Feather-light, but comforting nonetheless. ✪

THE AMATEUR

Star Rating: 3/5

Star Rating: 3.5/5 For more reviews visit www.mkpulse.co.uk

Rami Malek stars as CIA codebreaker

Charles Heller, suddenly yanked into field duty after his wife is killed in a brutal terrorist bombing. Predictably, the CIA bureaucracy is more obstructive than helpful, so Heller goes rogue with righteous rage and shaky instincts. Malek’s brooding intensity is tailor-made for a character unraveling under pressure, but always three steps from a panic attack. Director James Hawes builds a stylish, shadowy thriller juggling conspiracy, revenge, and existential dread—though not always gracefully. The action pops, the plot occasionally flounders. It’s no Bourne, and it’s certainly no Tinker Tailor, but it keeps you hooked—just don’t expect it to crack the spy thriller code entirely ✪

Star Rating: 2.5/5

Directed Jared Hess takes on the sandbox behemoth with A Minecraft Movie, a zany blend of pixelated nostalgia and chaotic comedy. Jack Black leads as Steve, and yes, he goes full Jack Black—loud, loveable, and occasionally unhinged. The film’s partlive-action, part-CGI approach looks like School of Rock crashed into a YouTube speedrun, but weirdly, it works. The plot is wafer-thin—some nonsense about saving the Overworld—but the energy rarely dips. Hess knows his audience: kids, streamers, and exhausted parents seeking peace for 100 minutes. It’s silly and scatterbrained, but surprisingly self-aware. Honestly, it’s more fun than it has any right to be. ✪

Peter James has sold 23 million copies of his crime thrillers worldwide with 21 consecutive UK Sunday Times number ones, as well as chart-toppers in Germany, France, Russia and Canada.

He’s also a New York Times best-seller, his murder mysteries translated into 38 languages.

Following on from the latest instalment of the hugely successful ITV series Grace, this month, the seventh adaptation of one of Peter’s thrillers, Picture You Dead, will visit Milton Keynes Theatre

Back home in Brighton, DSI Grace investigates a cold case that leads him to the secretive world of fine art, but beneath the respectable veneer lurks a dark underworld of deception and murder.

‘People love being scared...’

Peter had the perfect person from which to learn about the veiled world of high-end art forgery – real-life forger David Henty.

“Back in 2015, I co-wrote a book, Death Comes Knocking: Policing Roy Grace’s Brighton, with former Commander of Brighton and Hove Police, Graham Bartlett. It was Graham who introduced me to Henty.”

Twenty years earlier, Henty had been a highly successful passport forger specialising in fake watermarks. When the police eventually kicked in the door of the forgery factory, Henty was arrested, along with his co-conspirators, and subsequently sentenced to five years in prison. It was to be the very making of him.

His relatively harmless white-collar crime meant he had a pretty easy time of it inside.

“I quickly found my way to the art room where I could paint to my heart’s content under the watchful eye of a couple of teachers.”

What he couldn’t have predicted was his innate talent.

He has the rare gift of being able to copy the work of any painter from Fragonard to Caravaggio (“He’s my favourite: I love the drama in his paintings”), from Van Gogh to Rembrandt, from Picasso to modern-day Banksy. And he can fool almost anyone that these paintings are genuine originals.

“It’s what gave me the idea of the plot for Picture Me Dead,” says Peter.

Actor Peter Ash - whose memorable portrayal of Paul Foreman wasting away from Motor Neurone Disease in Coronation Street won him various awards - is in the role of the forger.

“He’s obviously very talented and passionate about his art,” says Ash, “He’s got a history with Roy Grace from when he used to forge passports.”

With big money changing hands, there’s going to be skullduggery along the way, and things might get physical.

“I must be careful what I reveal but yes, I think we can say there’ll be thrills and spills. It’s going to be quite a ride,” he teases.

Other faces playing their part in this piece include George Rainsford, familiar for his on-screen work as Ethan Hardy in Casualty, a role he played for nine years.

George will also be known by fans of James’ work – he previously played Roy Grace in the 2023 UK tour of Wish You Were Dead

“It was great fun doing it the first time but a bit different because you saw Roy and his wife on holiday with their toddler in France. He was out of his comfort zone.

“In Picture You Dead, he’s back in Brighton at work and doing what fans will recognise. He’s heavily involved in a live case with all its twists and turns.”

We should give the last word about the new show to the man behind its creation, What is it about whodunits, in Peter’s opinion, that appeals to the reading – or theatre-going – public?

“People love being scared,” he says, “although in a safe way. Bad things happen in the world so it’s satisfying to see them resolved. And there’s no harm in throwing in a little gallows humour along the way.”

> Picture You Dead visits Milton Keynes Theatre from May 6-10.

To book tickets visit: atgtickets.com/miltonkeynes

Picture perfect: The cast bringing the drama to the stage

View from the Far Kerb Hard Facts

Most of us like to know what we are doing and what is happening. We want to know who, what, why and when. In short, we just want facts, so as to be able to plan our lives.

You’d think that would be relatively simple, wouldn’t you? However, it all depends on who is telling you those facts. Their circumstances and interests are usually relevant. Very few news outlets report on things altruistically; either requiring payment or foisting ads on those who read their words. Not everything is as simple as it appears. Reports may be disingenuous twaddle and merely be the views, beliefs and opinions of the messenger.

Here is an example. A great many people visit my home to post banknotes through my letterbox. So far, the amount of money received is over a million pounds and everyone who has visited says they have experienced nothing but good luck and health since their donation to me. In addition, because I might be giving some of the money to various charities, many more people are travelling across the country to make even more donations to me. Consequently, the rate at which money is coming through my door is increasing.

Is the above true? I’d like it to be, and there is the rub (copyright, W. Shakespeare, in Hamlet, Act III, Scene 1, part of the soliloquy “To be or not to be.”). Naturally, I would like everyone to know the above so as to have people give me lots of money because they

SUDOKU PUZZLE

believe everyone else is doing the same. My reporting of such a ‘fact’ is merely me serving my own interests through making what is a spurious claim.

Today, with social media and citizen reporters, it is difficult to be sure what is a real fact; an almost fact; and a downright fabrication. My claim of money coming through my letterbox is possibly, probably or definitely, a straightforward lie, designed to benefit me rather than those who read or hear it.

Headline writers want people to read news items. They want readers to engage with what they write. Years ago, certain interests let it be known that the Common Market (as it was then known) was looking at standardising power outlets across Europe and that would mean our 3-pin plugs would become history. Added to that, all of us here in Blighty would be footing the bill to replace all the outlets in our homes and manufacturers would be passing on increases in their costs to buyers.

That was a news story put out to garner anger and dislike of the Common Market and support a movement against European integration, using outrageous misrepresentation.

There are many times when I’d like to believe what I see and hear, without having to question the original source. It would be nice to live in a world where everything was just as it is and nothing more. We all need to be thinking critically to distinguish between fluff and hard facts.

QUICK CROSSWORD

Your stars

Flavour of the Times - After the blast of early spring energy, we start to come down to earth— sometimes with a bump (perhaps those US tariffs aren’t such a good idea after all). After Aries’ fire, Taurus is an earth sign and brings something completely different. We must ground ourselves in the real world, make proper plans, think things through, and begin the hard work of implementing them. However, there’s still plenty of fiery energy around, so we can set to work with enthusiasm. There’s also a flavour of creativity—of the growing importance of becoming more self-aware, more spiritual even—in our outlook, and this is something that will continue to develop over time.

TAURUS

April 21 – May 21

Try window shopping, not necessarily literally, but browsing all kinds of options that may suit you this year. It might not be time to commit, but do stay curious—explore, sift, and welcome fresh perspectives. The old order is crumbling, yet beware: not all that glitters is gold. Marketing may spin illusions, so keep your wits tucked firmly under your hat!

GEMINI

May 22 – June 21

You may be getting too hooked on digital media, but really, your curiosity is in full bloom. Searching for something real can be exhausting, so do something grounding each day. Simple is best—walk the dog, gaze at stars, potter in the garden. Reconnect with life beyond the screen. And please, just for now, turn that addictive phone off!

CANCER

June 22 – July 23

You yearn to belong to something broader than your usual circle, but fiery Aries energy leaves you rattled, confused, and—let’s be honest—a little unloved. Maybe you’re in the wrong group, but don’t let emotions steer just yet. Pause and reflect. The new moon in Gemini on the 27th will shed light—and a little cosmic clarity.

LEO

July 24 – August 23

Mars and the moon collide as the month begins, stirring fire, strong feelings, and deep inner tides. It’s all a bit dramatic—perfectly suited to you, dear Leo—but this moment may be best observed, not acted on. Ego and impulse are high, but the mood shifts fast. Enjoy the fireworks, but don’t cling to the smoke afterwards.

Your Own astrological Forecast

You are bound to be affected personally by some if not all of the massive changes that are taking place this year. Not everyone will be equally affected on a personal level but the Pluto energy will be growing stronger for Aquarians, challenging for Leos and even more so for Scorpions and Taureans.

VIRGO

August 24 – September 23

Around the 7th, you may feel a wave of loneliness or like life’s simply too hard—but don’t get stuck there. This moment will pass. There’s enough positive energy in the air to help you knuckle down and shape your plans. Bring a little order to the months ahead. Virgo loves a list, after all—so get scribbling and give yourself credit where it’s due.

LIBRA

September 24 – October 23

Aries season’s solo energy may have rattled you, but it’s helping you rediscover your own centre. You often lose yourself in relationships, don’t you? Now’s a good time to ask: which ones uplift you and which ones don’t? Clarity awaits in that reflection—and it’ll guide you on where to pour your precious energy next. Choose yourself first this time.

SCORPIO

October 24 – November 22

The full moon lights up your sign on 12th May, stirring fated feelings. Something may nudge you from the shadows—unexpected, random, even unnerving. But don’t dismiss it. This could be destiny dressed as chaos. Take a few brave steps forward. Deep emotions may rise, but fear is just your inner guard dog barking at the breeze.

SAGITTARIUS

November 23 – December 22

May may feel slow and sloggy—ugh! Earthy Taurus vibes can tether your usual free spirit. But perhaps those shackles are mostly mental? Instead of pouting, start plotting: where would you love to escape to this year? Let your daydreams roam free. You’ll feel lighter already—and the new moon in Gemini on the 27th gives wings to your wanderlust.

CAPRICORN

December 23 – January 20

You love steady progress, so recent shakeups may have rattled your calm. You had a path, a plan, a destination—but now the goalposts have shifted. Time to rethink, but don’t rush. So much remains uncertain that it’s wiser to wait until you’re on firmer ground before setting anything in stone. A pause now may pave the way for smarter steps ahead.

AQUARIUS

January 21 – February 19

Just do it, as they say. The fire’s lit and you’re already halfway down your new path—even if waves of doubt occasionally crash in. Don’t overthink; follow your instincts and keep going. Trust that the universe is quietly orchestrating things in your favour. The future might be a little foggy, but your inner compass is spot on. March boldly on.

PISCES

February 20 – March 20

As Saturn leaves your sign with the new moon on the 27th, your introspective spell begins to lift. It’s time to apply your soul-searching wisdom to the road ahead. Ground your dreams, focus your next steps, and resist drifting back into fantasy. Reality might not sparkle quite as much—but it’s full of possibility, and you’re ready for it now.

ARIES

March 21 – April 20

With Venus and Neptune in your sign, you’re fired up—but there’s a mystical twist. Work and play are both blessed, yet Neptune nudges you to consider your spiritual path too. What’s drawing your attention now? Follow it, but tread lightly with money matters. You may be feeling bold, but the stars advise a little more caution than usual.

An astrological reading of your birth chart can help you understand how these changes might affect you personally. To fully grasp their meaning for you, I recommend booking a comprehensive personal consultation with me. This reading is tailored specifically to you and your life, illuminating insights you may not have considered. It will help you take advantage of positive energies and avoid negative ones throughout the year. I charge £1 a minute on Zoom or Skype, and consultations usually last about an hour. You can find more information or book a session at: www.astroguidance.co.uk. Alternatively, feel free to text or WhatsApp me on 07866 727743, or email me at howpark@aol.com for further details.

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