MK Pulse Magazine April 2025

SFrom the Kerry Lewis-Stevenson Editor

pring is here, bringing longer days, brighter skies, and the perfect excuse to get out and explore all that Milton Keynes has to offer. And with Easter just around the corner, there’s no shortage of ways to make the most of the season.

Our special feature, ‘Cracking Easter’, is packed with inspiration— whether you’re looking for the best egg hunts, family-friendly events, or simply an excuse to indulge in some chocolate! There’s plenty happening across the city to keep everyone entertained, and we’ve rounded up the very best of it for you.

Milton Keynes is also celebrating a cultural milestone this month, as MK Gallery marks its 25th anniversary with a spectacular exhibition, Andy Warhol: Portrait of America. Featuring over 130 of Warhol’s most iconic pieces—including the legendary Marilyn series—this is a must-see for art lovers, offering a rare chance to experience the work of one of the most influential artists of the 20th century right here in MK.

Meanwhile, Thomas Connolly is celebrating ten years of success in the city’s ever-growing property market. We take a closer look at how this independent estate agent has gone from strength to strength, helping home buyers, sellers, and renters find their perfect place in Milton Keynes.

If you drive, you’ll want to check out our MOT guide—packed with practical tips to help you avoid an easily preventable fail when your car is up for its next test.

And for those looking to slow down and enjoy the green spaces that make Milton Keynes unique, Sammy Jones takes us on a personal journey through Campbell Park, reflecting on why this urban oasis has become such a special retreat in the heart of the city.

As always, our What’s On and music pages are brimming with gigs, theatre, and events to keep your diary full throughout April.

So whether you’re exploring MK’s art scene, celebrating Easter with family, or simply taking a stroll through one of our beautiful parks, we hope this issue brings you plenty of inspiration.

Enjoy the read and happy Easter!

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Experience the Milton Keynes Umbrella Project: a celebration of neurodiversity

Midsummer Place is inviting visitors to experience the Milton Keynes Umbrella Project, the UK’s largest art installation dedicated to raising awareness of neurodiversity, which will remain on display until September 2025.

The Suspended above The Boulevard, nearly 400 vibrant umbrellas form a striking canopy – each one symbolising a different way in which people think, learn and interact with the world. The installation serves as a powerful visual metaphor for neurodivergence, highlighting the value of varied perspectives and the importance of creating inclusive communities.

Launched in March, the project has already engaged local residents through performances, talks and workshops, while also connecting families with

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organisations offering support and resources to neurodivergent individuals.

Midsummer Place hopes the installation will not only draw footfall to the centre, but prompt wider conversations around inclusivity. Businesses are particularly encouraged to engage with the project by exploring and signing up to the Neurodiversity Umbrella Project Charter – a framework that supports inclusive practices in the workplace and beyond.

Simon Martin, General Manager of Midsummer Place, said: “Midsummer Place is more than a retail destination –it’s a space where the community comes together. Hosting the Umbrella Project is a privilege, and we hope it inspires meaningful reflection and positive action.”

For further details about the project visit: mkumbrellaproject.org.

Nearly 400 colourful umbrellas are suspended above The Boulevard, each symbolising the unique ways individuals think, learn and interact with the world Image: Jane Russell

Has Your Double Glazing Steamed Up?

As the foremost domestic glass replacement company in the UK for more than 18 years, Cloudy2Clear Windows are the leading name in the industry. There is now no need for you to risk your windows by using the dreaded double glazing cowboy down the street. You can join over 340,000 happy customers and replace your glass ethically and affordably. If you have a failed glass unit it may not provide you with the protection you need, or be as energy-efficient as it once was. Why not take a minute to check your home to see if any double glazing has failed? Taking

action now can prevent future financial problems.

When talking to the Manager of Cloudy2Clear Stephen Moon it became evident that the value of saving their customers money has been held dear for a number of years. In addition since starting the business in 2005, Cloudy2Clear have committed to supporting the local community by providing a service that saves the public both time and money.

The Cloudy2Clear service only requires the glass to be replaced and not the whole

window once the unit has failed. Stephen commented “By doing this we make the customer considerable savings and there is much less upheaval in the family home. Also, whether communities find themselves in a financial crisis or not, saving money when you don’t need to waste it is always the sensible option, and our service does just that”.

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Andy Warhol: Portrait of America 15 March - 29 June 2025

An ARTIST ROOMS Partnership Exhibition with Tate and National Galleries of Scotland

In celebration of its 25th Anniversary, MK Gallery is delighted to present Andy Warhol: Portrait of America, an ARTIST ROOMS Partnership Exhibition with Tate and National Galleries of Scotland, opening Saturday 15 March 2025.

Almost 25 years since Andy Warhol: Cars was shown in 2001, MK Gallery is set to exhibit the seminal pop artist’s work once again in Milton Keynes. This upcoming exhibition will be a survey of over 130 of Warhol’s most iconic artworks, including the renowned Marilyn series, and two paintings of British art duo Gilbert & George, who were the focus of MK Gallery’s inaugural exhibition in 1999.

Andy Warhol (1928-1987) was a leading figure in American Pop art. This exhibition of works from the 1950s – 80s includes early drawings, painted-silkscreens and photographic series featuring Warhol’s collaborations with artists, friends, filmmakers and celebrities. Images of Marilyn Monroe, Liz Taylor, and Warhol himself, feature alongside icons of American consumerism as well

as symbols of the artists fascination with mortality: guns, skulls and war.

Warhol’s fascination with celebrity and commercial culture produced some of the most recognisable images in 20th century art. Finding success living and working in 1950s New York as an illustrator for magazines, Warhol developed styles and techniques which propelled him to the centre of America’s cultural scene.

About ARTIST ROOMS

ARTIST ROOMS presents the work of international artists in solo exhibitions drawn from a national touring collection jointly owned by Tate and National Galleries of Scotland. Its programme reaches audiences across the UK and is developed through local partnerships. The ARTIST ROOMS national collection and programme is managed in partnership by Tate and National Galleries of Scotland with the support of Art Fund, Henry Moore Foundation and using public funding by the National Lottery through Arts Council England and Creative Scotland.

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New tuition centre in Milton Keynes offers premier 11 Plus preparation

Marie Redmond Tuition, a trusted name in 11 Plus preparation, is set to open a new centre in Milton Keynes this September. Offering expert tuition on Saturdays at Westcroft Pavilion, the centre will give local children access to its proven teaching methods, delivered by experienced and qualified primary teachers.

Founded in 2012 by Marie Redmond, a highly regarded educator with over 20 years of teaching experience, the tuition provider has a well-established reputation for helping children across Buckinghamshire, Berkshire, and Hertfordshire unlock their potential. The new Milton Keynes centre will uphold this tradition, offering small class sizes and personalised support to ensure every child receives the attention they need to thrive.

At the heart of the programme are the acclaimed Marie Redmond’s SuperBrain® resources—comprehensive materials covering English, verbal reasoning, and maths, specifically designed to prepare students for the 11 Plus and independent school entrance exams. The centre also offers 11 Plus mock exams featuring

Intelligent Video Learning ® , which provides step-by-step video explanations for incorrect answers, helping students refine their understanding and improve their performance.

In a commitment to widening access, Marie Redmond Tuition has partnered with Sir John Madejski to offer scholarship places for disadvantaged children. This initiative has already transformed the futures of many students, giving them the opportunity to benefit from first-class tuition.

Learning at Marie Redmond Tuition goes beyond traditional lessons. Engaging teaching methods, interactive activities, and motivational tools ensure that students remain enthusiastic and confident in their studies. The Marie Redmond Tuition Book Club further fosters a love for reading, encouraging students to take part in discussions and enjoyable literary challenges.

For more information or to book a place at the new Milton Keynes centre, visit marieredmond.co.uk or call 01908 751 480

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Ride High Teams Up with MK Pulse for Ride MK Cycling Festival

Ride High, a Milton Keynes-based charity transforming the lives of vulnerable children, is thrilled to announce that MK Pulse is an official media partner for their Ride MK Cycling Festival, fundraising event taking place on Sunday, June 29, 2025, at Furzton Lake.

This exciting event invites cyclists of all ages and abilities to explore Milton Keynes’ and beyond on scenic redways and road routes, while raising vital funds to support local children. Participants can choose from four routes:

• 100 Mile Road Route

• 50 Mile Road Route

• 20 Mile Red Route (MK redways only) sponsored by Santander Cycles MK

• 1.6 Mile Ready Set Go Route (for children), sponsored by Brioche Pasquier UK

There’s something for all ages, experiences and abilities – you can cycle on your own, in a group or even join a guided group. The festival promises a fun-filled day for the whole family, with a lively atmosphere at the start and finish line at Furzton Lake. Each

cyclist will receive a medal to celebrate their achievement.

“We’re delighted to have MK Pulse on board as our media partner,” said Helen Dixon, Fundraising and Marketing Manager at Ride High. “Ride MK is more than just a cycling event — it’s an opportunity for the community to come together, get active, and make a lasting difference to children in need.”

“Gear Up and Give” to Support Local Children

Participants are encouraged to ‘Gear Up and Give’ by raising funds to support Ride High’s essential work with vulnerable and disadvantaged children in the local community. Ride High has been transforming the lives of children since it was founded in 2008 by Rachel Medill

MBE, through a unique combination of equineassisted learning, educational support, and life-skills development.

To register or learn more, visit www.ridehigh.org/ridemk or scan the QR code above.

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‘We

know our residents will feel right at home’

Take a tour of the newest residential care home in Milton Keynes

Welcome to The Applewood, a new 78-bedroom residential care home in Giffard Park.

The home has officially opened its doors and greeted its first residents. They and staff at The Applewood’s operator HC-One were joined at the opening by Milton Keynes North MP Chris Curtis and the city’s Mayor Marie Bradburn, who met with members of The Applewood’s care team before a tour to find out more about the vision for the new care home.

Almost 100 guests toured the new home’s facilities, which include spacious lounges and dining areas, a café, hair and beauty salon, a cinema and a private dining area for family celebrations.

They also enjoyed sampling a refreshments menu specially prepared for the opening by The Applewood’s catering and hospitality team.

The home’s manager Ana-Maria Cormos is an experienced home manager and registered general nurse. “As we welcome our first residents, we know they will feel right at home thanks to the heart and soul put into making The Applewood a special place.

“I am confident that the team will make a huge difference in the local community and enrich the lives of the residents living at The Applewood.”

The Applewood is the latest home to be built in operator HC-One’s new build programme, which saw two new care homes open in Cheltenham and Oswestry last year and three open in 2021, in York, Bingham and Telford.

This new build programme is part of HCOne’s wider £93 million investment in its refurbishment and upgrade programme to modernise and enhance the living environments and facilities of more than 200 of its existing care homes.

It is the largest care home upgrade programme in the UK and will ensure that people across the UK can live and work in specialist, comfortable homes fit for the future of care.

“I am beyond proud that we have officially opened the doors of The Applewood,” said Ana-Maria. “The journey to this moment has been incredible and it would not have been possible without the dedication, passion and hard work of our amazing team.

“From day one, this incredible group of professionals has shown unwavering commitment to creating a warm, welcoming, and caring environment for our new residents.”

> To find out more about The Applewood or to register your interest in attending future events at the home, call 01908 755557 or visit www.hc-one.co.uk/ carehomes/the-applewood

Home Counties Loft Ladders, Quality You Can Trust!

These days most homeowners suffer from a lack of storage space. So many precious items that need to be kept – but where to store it all? That’s where Home Counties Loft Ladders come in.

The company, based locally, offers homeowners the opportunity to maximise their storage space with a loft ladder, 50sqft of boarding and a lightall fully fitted in less than a day from just £444! But it’s not just the affordability of the package that makes Home Counties Loft Ladders stand out, as manager Jamie Oakley explains: ‘Our watchwords

are Quality, Integrity and Value. Quality in the materials that we use for all our installations and the fact that all our loft packages are fitted by time served tradesmen, so our customers are assured of the best job.

Integrity in that we will turn up at the time we say and make sure the house is spotless when we leave, and value

of the day the old adage that happy customers lead to more happy customers is true and we work hard to make that happen for every installation we carry out!’

So, if you want to make use of your loft space, call Jamie free on 0808 301 9552 and he’ll be happy to pop round and give you a no obligation quote so you too can make use of your loft!

Parks Trust launches city-wide litter

The Parks Trust and Milton Keynes City Council are inviting primary school students across Milton Keynes to take part in the 2025 Litter Poster Competition. This initiative aims to raise awareness about the impact of littering and encourage positive change.

Participants are challenged to design a poster that will become the face of The Parks Trust’s anti-litter campaign for 2025. The winning design will be displayed across Milton Keynes, including in parks, local parish council facilities, and on social media, helping to spread an important message about keeping public spaces clean and protecting the environment. With littering on the rise, The Parks Trust and Milton Keynes City Council’s Environment and Waste team are keen to involve young people in the solution. The competition is open to all Milton Keynes primary schools, with the winning school receiving a set of 10 litter pickers and a free Outdoor Learning session,

if their facilities allow. The winning artist will also be awarded a goodie bag.

Sarah Griffiths, Outdoor Learning Manager at The Parks Trust, highlights the importance of this initiative, saying: “Litter remains a significant problem in Milton Keynes, harming wildlife and damaging the environment. We hope this competition encourages people to take their litter home and recycle more. It’s always inspiring to see the creativity and passion of local children, and we can’t wait to see this year’s designs.”

Councillor Akash Nayee from Milton Keynes City Council also supports the competition, adding: “The Parks Trust litter poster

competition is a great way to use your creativity for a cause that matters. Your artwork can inspire others to take pride in keeping our environment clean and beautiful for everyone.”

To find out more and enter the competition, scan the QR code above.

Your poster could become the face of The Parks Trust’s anti-litter campaign for 2025

Thomas Connolly Still smashing it after ten successful years in MK

Whether you are buying, selling or looking for that perfect rental, property is big business in the new city with no shortage of companies vying for your business.

If you want the best service, you want to go with a company who has your best interests at heart. An organisation that will go the extra mile to help you achieve your dreams.

Thomas Connolly is currently celebrating their 10 year anniversary of doing precisely that.

That the brand is the fastest growing estate agent in Milton Keynes, speaks for itself.

Joe Connolly and his business partner Neal Butler—co-owners, operators and managing directors—pooled their vast knowledge to create Thomas Connolly.

Setting up their own brand was a nobrainer — and their combined passion and commitment saw them quickly become market leaders: “Neal’s background was residential and second hand and mine was land and new homes. Between us we had the spectrum covered,” Joe said.

“We were at the top of our game for the respective companies we were working for, so we decided to take that knowledge and become bosses of our own business.”

“We pretty much smashed it out of the ballpark in year one; we became one of the fastest growing companies and Right Move used us as a reference point when they were training people around the country.”

They hit the ground running – Thomas Connolly had barely launched when they received a contract from Taylor Wimpey to sell more than 140 units in Campbell Park.

“Our reputation secured the deal,” he said, “We knew it would work - the canal is there, and it has its own economy. We believe in that area and we sold those properties at a record breaking rate.”

Thomas Connolly has since grown from a company of two, to a thriving business with a dedicated staff of 24. Not forgetting office dog, Willow, who also has her paws on the pulse of property in the new city!

“We grew at such a fast pace due to our dedication, determination and the belief in what we could do, and what we could offer our clients. We have always headhunted other credible people for our team.

“There are lots of estate agents in Milton Keynes, and we always work to ensure that

our service is the very best it can be,” Joe said, acknowledging the bustling market, “If we want to provide the very best service for every client who chooses us, then we have to have the staff to match, and we have built a team who are exceptional.

We invest hard in the company, too – you can only give your best to others if you are the leader at what you do, and that has always been our way.”

The team is based in the heart of town, at Rillaton Walk in The Hub.

“It is important to us to be transparent, and accessible to everyone – being in the Hub is a statement of intent,” Joe said, “There is a long term mindset, there is nothing temporary about what we do.”

Milton Keynes is growing at pace, and in Thomas Connolly, there is an estate agent that can match that rapidity. Its figures speak for themselves.

“We would love to be able to manage all of the rental properties in all of Milton Keynes,

but we currently have a portfolio of 780 that are fully managed.”

Thomas Connolly deals with lettings, land and new homes, and vendors and buyers looking from outside the UK to invest here. It’s a one-stop shop whether you are a seller, investor or buyer.

“Trust is everything, and we have that – it is not unusual for a developer of perhaps 10 or 20 new homes to hand us the keys and ask us to run them – they know that we can and we will deliver.”

Thomas Connolly works hard for the community, and believes in giving back – the brand sponsors many charity endeavours; from children’s football clubs to the new city Food & Leisure Awards.

“We believe strongly in investing back into people and into systems. Of course we are a business, but it’s important to us to support the area that supports us.”

The Thomas Connolly team plays as hard as they work, as our images show, but they are fuelled by their love of the new city and doing right by every client.

Nobody said it was going to be easy! But we certainly make it seem easy with our hard working knowledgeable team.”

Joe Connolly, managing director

“Milton Keynes is the fastest growing city in the UK, and I was born and raised here,” Joe said, explaining his affinity for the place, “I believe in Milton Keynes and I know it inside out. I have got my finger fully on the pulse here – I have local knowledge, and know the areas, and the pound per square foot!

“It’s an aspirational place with many forward thinking people, and I love being a part of it.”

As Milton Keynes continues to build its own bright future, Thomas Connolly will be right at the heart of the matter, uniting owners and renters with their perfect places.

As they mark their first decade, the team is looking forward to continued success and growth, and a guarantee that the customer always comes first.

“We don’t ringfence, monopolise or hold clients to ransom,” Joe promised, “But we will talk straight, and we will get the right deal done for you. No two properties are the same and no two buyers are the same. We like people, architecture and growth and we like to see things evolve. When it comes to property and people, Thomas Connolly is the perfect matchmaker.”

See how Thomas Connolly can help you. Call 01908 774422

Visit thomasconnolly.co.uk

Joe Connolly and Neal Butler treated the team at Thomas Connolly to a ‘smashing’ party to celebrate their ten years in business

SUN 20th APR ‘25

Broadstairs Food Festival

£27 per person. This is a free event, no ticket is required. A celebration of food and drink. Hand-picked exhibitors from Kent and the neighbouring counties..

Leaves from... Bill’s Coach Hire at 7.30am

CMK K4 bus stop at the Point 7.50am

Bletchley Bus Station Bay 1 at 8.10am

Broadstairs at 16.30pm

SAT 26th APR ‘25

Stonehenge with lunch at local pubSalisbury

£80 per adult, £70 per child 5-17yr. Includes entrance fee.

Uncover the incredible story of one of the world’s most famous places. This must-see monument is a powerful testament to human ingenuity, imagination and creativity, and a visit today offers something for everyone to enjoy.

Experience the unforgettable atmosphere of the Stone Circle and follow in the footsteps of the prehistoric people who lived here 4,000 years ago as you walk among the Neolithic houses. Dig deeper in the world-class exhibition and take time to explore the monuments and mysteries of the wider Stonehenge landscape.

After our visit to Stonehenge, we’ll head to a local pub for a two course lunch. *Please make us aware of any dietary requirements at time of booking*

Leaves from... Bill’s Coach Hire at 8.00am

CMK K4 bus stop at the Point 8.20am

Bletchley Bus Station Bay 1 at 8.40am Stonehenge at 16.00pm

SAT 3rd MAY ‘25

Cromer

£30 per adult, £20 per child 0-16yrs, £95 family saver ticket: *based on two adults and two children 16yrs or below*

Cromer is a traditional seaside town, famous for its Victorian charm and fresh crab. It boasts Cromer Pier, which is home to a lifeboat station and the historic Pavilion Theatre, hosting year-round performances. The town also offers stunning coastal walks and a rich fishing heritage.

Leaves from... Bill’s Coach Hire at 7.30am

CMK K4 bus stop at the Point 7.50am

Bletchley Bus Station Bay 1 at 8.10am

Cromer at17.00pm

THUR 8th MAY ‘25

Kew Gardens £54 per adult, £52 over 65s, £25 per child 4-15yr, £18 3 yrs and under.

Wander through beautiful glasshouses such as the iconic Palm House, home to an exotic rainforest; explore different climate zones at the Princess of Wales Conservatory; or be amazed by the giant lily pads at the Waterlily House. For a bird’s-eye view of the gardens, walk along the 18-metre high (59ft) Treetop Walkway. Enjoy floral displays from more than 60,000 plants along the Great Broad Walk Borders or spot some of the 14,000 trees in the colourful Arboretum. The gardens also include the ornate Great Pagoda and Kew Palace – the former summer residence of King George III, which is open in the summer months..

Leaves from... Bill’s Coach Hire at 9am

CMK K4 bus stop at the Point 9.20am

Bletchley Bus Station Bay 1 at 9.40am Kew Gardens at 16.30pm

Stacey Bushes, 1 Hollin Lane, Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, MK12 6HT

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MOTs: How to avoid an easily preventable fail

For over a century, Soul Garages has been keeping Olney’s vehicles safe and roadworthy. As the town’s trusted MOT centre, we’ve seen first-hand how easily preventable failures can cause unnecessary stress and expense for drivers.

Did you know that one in three cars coming into the garage for an MOT can fail due to something that could have been avoided? With the number of ‘easily avoidable’ MOT failures rising by 133,000 across the UK over the last four years*,

it’s clear that many drivers are turning up unprepared - costing them time, money, and inconvenience.

At Soul Garages, we’re here to help. Booking your MOT in advance ensures you stay compliant with vehicle regulations and avoid last-minute panic. With paper MOT certificates becoming a thing of the past, many drivers now forget when their test is due, only booking when their vehicle is already at risk of being unroadworthy. Instead of waiting for a distress call, check your MOT expiry date today on the Government website and book ahead. In the meantime, here’s a list alongside of how you can make sure your car is MOTready and avoid some of the most common reasons for failure.

Stay MOT-ready with Soul Garages

We understand that life is busy, and remembering all the small details about your vehicle can be challenging. But just spending a little bit of time on these simple checks can help ensure your car passes its MOT, saving you the inconvenience of a failure.

Need advice? Pop in and see us at Soul Garages – we’re always happy to help the community stay safe on the road.

The Top 10 reasons cars fail MOTs and how to prevent them

1. Lights and Signalling: Faulty headlights, brake lights, indicators, or number plate lights can result in failure. Check all your lights regularly and replace any faulty bulbs before your test.

2. Suspension Issues: Worn-out shock absorbers, springs, or other suspension components can lead to instability. If your drive feels rough or uneven, get your suspension checked in advance.

3. Brakes: Worn brake pads, discs, or leaking brake fluid are common culprits. If you notice squeaking or reduced braking efficiency, get your brakes inspected before your MOT.

4. Tyres: Ensure your tyres have at least 1.6mm tread depth and are free from bulges or cuts. A quick way to check is the 20p test—insert a 20p coin into the tyre tread. If the outer band of the coin is visible, your tread is too low.

5. Driver’s view of the road: Cracks in the windscreen, worn wipers, or empty washer fluid bottles can lead to a failure. Make sure your screen is clear, and your wipers are in good working condition.

6. Exhaust and Emissions: Excess emissions, especially from diesel vehicles, can cause an instant failure. Regular servicing and using premium fuel occasionally can help keep emissions in check.

7. Steering: Loose or misaligned steering can be a red flag. If your steering wheel feels offcentre or unresponsive, get it checked before your MOT.

8. Seat Belts: Frayed or faulty seat belts are a common reason for failure. Make sure all belts fasten securely and retract smoothly.

9. Battery and Electrical Wiring: A weak battery or faulty wiring can lead to a failed test. If your car is slow to start or the battery is more than five years old, consider replacing it before the MOT.

10. Bodywork and Structure: Rust on loadbearing parts, loose bumpers, or sharp edges can fail your vehicle. A quick once-over to check for any damage can prevent unnecessary issues.

Soul Garages – keeping motorists safe and legal on the road

There are some simple checks you can make prior to your MOT to help get your car passed first time

* DVSA MOT ‘easily avoidable failures’ risehow to avoid, Times and Star

Exploring the parklife in the centre of the city

Over the past couple of years, Campbell Park has become a special place for me. It’s somewhere I visit to press ‘pause’ on everything and escape into the green landscape, to take a deep breath and re-centre, with only the park’s wildlife and a steaming hot cup of coffee for company. It's one of my favourite things, writes Sammy Jones.

I’m far from the only one, of course. The park is favoured by dog walkers, by cyclists, runners, strollers and sportspeople in training, and many more doing the same as I do –replacing stress with nature. It is used as a cut through for workers making their commute on foot, and later in the day, early birds are replaced by those who want a lunchtime stroll, and families soaking in the beauty of the park.

When it’s warm enough, seeking out a quiet corner with a pageturner is a favourite pastime for some visitors.

You might think you know the park, but a newly launched interactive trail will tell you so much more.

“From the ambitious ideas of the 1970s to today’s modern urban park, this trail brings the story of Campbell Park to life,” said Sarah Griffiths (inset, above), Outdoor Learning and Interpretation Manager at The Parks Trust, “The central

park has been a key part of the development of Milton Keynes and it’s great to be able to share stories from behind the scenes.”

Before its creation, like so much of the bustling metropolis that we now call home, the area was farmland.

Famously named after the first chair of the Development Corporation, Lord Campbell, building work began in 1975, but it would take until 1984 to welcome its first visitors. Its 100 acres makes it the largest 20th century formal urban park in the UK. Those who use it know how special it is, and its significance is proven by its status as an area of special interest.

“It is a grade II listed park due to its design, rarity for its time, and for the role it played in a developing new town,” Sarah told me, “It is now a designed landscape, where there are clear zones for different purposes and experiences. In addition to the event’s plateaus and the amphitheatre, there are formal city gardens with wandering paths

and ponds, the informal woodland ridge, the cricket pitch with the pavilion, and the hay meadow at the bottom of the Belvedere.”

The Belvedere – the viewing mound at the top of the park – was created from spoil from the shopping centre!

Chain Reaction amidst trees and shrubs in Campbell Park

“And the view from the top is fantastic. You can see the whole park, the line of poplars that mark the canal, Willen Lake, and beyond to the Buckinghamshire and Bedfordshire countryside. I attended the summer solstice last year at the Belvedere and definitely recommend coming here early one morning to see the sun rise.”

Sarah also has fond memories of the park from her childhood: “I grew up here in the 1980s and 90s and I have amazing memories of zipping down the steep slopes of the Belvedere when it snowed, trying not to take out any of the 100s of other people who were there.

“The annual fireworks were also such a huge event – people from miles around took to the streets to get as near to Campbell Park as they could to see the display. It was exciting to be part of it. They were magical experiences and helped create a sense of MK.”

The top of the Belvedere is home to the Light Pyramid, which is lit for significant occasions, but many of you will remember its predecessor the crow’s nest beacon which was removed following an altercation with lightning!

That beacon is now resident with us, here in the Museum grounds.

The park is rich in wildlife with foxes, badgers and hedgehogs all favouring the space.

Take a seat in one of the Park’s many designated areas and be still, and you’ll connect with the busy park life that surrounds you. Seldom a visit goes by when we don’t stop and watch the resident green woodpeckers seeking out snacks from the ground where they could so easily go unchecked, perfectly camouflaged.

Occasionally, we’ll be thrilled by a sighting of an equally elusive Jay, or a group of Fieldfare, and the sight of a Red Kite swooping on prey or soaring high above the park isn’t unusual.

Sometimes we are the ones being monitored, by one of the park’s inquisitive grey squirrel population – although they always keep their distance!

This new trail has been created in partnership with Living Archive, and allows you to watch, listen to and read interviews with some of the people responsible for the park’s design, and those who maintain the space today.

And what a lot there is to maintain; the meadows are mown and the cuttings removed annually to keep the nutrients down and allow the wildflowers to thrive. It’s a big job, but worth it.

We spent hours sitting among those flowers when the sun shone last year, and the butterfly population was tremendous.

Then there are the formal gardens which have been present since the 1980s, and the Milton Keynes Rose – a piece of park life since 2013, it was created by the artist Gordon Young and serves as a monument for commemoration and celebration.

In 2017, when Milton Keynes marked its 50th birthday, The Duke of Cambridge, HRH Prince William visited the space.

The park has added support when it comes to maintenance – a herd of sheep, which can number as many as 160, ‘mob graze’ the area twice annually.

A baa-rilliant idea, right?

The park’s landscaping means that getting ‘off the beaten track’ and into one of the quieter spaces is a breeze, and the changing seasons ensure there is always something new to see.

Not all park residents are local though – non-native tree species include the marvellous Monkey Puzzle, Dawn Redwood, Tibetan Cherry and Black Locus, just some of the varieties present from around the world.

When it comes to the arts, Campbell Park is richer than most too, housing a wide variety of public art, including the living art piece, Circle Dance, found next to the canal.

Take a peek at those original park plans and you’ll see that two golf courses were proposed. While they didn’t materialise, the cricket pitch – with the wicket constructed to the same specification as Lords and Edgbaston international cricket pitches –has welcomed pedigree players including Shane Warne, Darren Gough and the Waugh brothers.

Artists who have performed in the park and the amphitheatre include McFly, Rag ‘n’ Bone Man, Craig David and Jools Holland, and the biennial MK International Festival makes great use of the space – it returns this summer.

While the new city of Milton Keynes continues to build and itself be built on, Campbell Park won’t be lost to development – that aforementioned Grade II listing assures as much.

“The council-owned land that surrounds the park was always due to be developed at some point. Developments started a while ago with the Marina and will continue in phases through the next decade or so,” Sarah said, “The park is surprisingly quiet for a city park on an average day, partly because we have so much green space in Milton Keynes so people can walk to their local parks. It will be great to have more local communities using it as the residential areas grow.”

> To access the trail content, scan the QR codes on the A3 trail boards located around the park. Learn more by tapping to theparkstrust.com/our-work/heritage/ campbell-park-trail/

more about forthcoming events and see our opening times at: miltonkeynesmuseum.org.uk

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Head, seated at the foot of the Woodland Ridge in the park, is by the artist Allen Jones, famous for his pop art work from the 1960s.

Lord Campbell at the round pond and fountain

Pic: Living Archice

A bird's eye view of the glorious green space

There are some joyful images this month – with boxing hares, award wins and a rather famous race among the subjects...

As if running the Olney pancake race wasn’t already hard enough... this year, some participants again chose to compete doing it three-legged. To be fair, it did look like flippin’ good fun though!

That early start well and truly delivered the goods – Ian’s stunning images captured the

Congratulations to everyone at Great Linford Parish Council who bagged the prestigious Council of the year award at the National Association of Local Councils annual celebration.

There was more success too, with Eirwen Tagg, pictured right, was also announced as a finalist in the Parish Manager of the Year category. “This reflects the collective effort of our team and the amazing community we serve,” Eirwen said, “I feel privileged to be part of a council that genuinely makes a difference.”

The weather was so dreadful at the start of the year that the team behind the Vintage Stony event were forced to postpone Stony Stratford’s annual classic motor show. Instead, the town was transformed into a giant car park for machines with perfect bodywork in March. Blues skies and glorious sunshine made the smiles even bigger at the Willen Hospice fundraiser.

Whipsnade Zoo has shared a tender picture of two motherly Sulawesi-crested macaques doting on three-month-old infant, Eka.

Zoo member Mark Johnson captured the special moment between the primate parents Maggie and Bella at the conservation zoo. Whilst Maggie is Eka’s biological mum, these critically endangered monkeys engage in allomothering, where the female troop members all lend a hand in caring for the infants.

Pic: Adrian Cole

Pic: Daniela Bove-Pope

The winners of the Olney Pancake Race, including first placed Eloise Kramer were photographed by David Peach Photography

Ian Burt headed out before sunrise in an attempt to photograph some March Hares in our area.

hares in all their boxing glory!

Preparing Pupils for a Changing World Academic Life at Swanbourne House School

By Sarah Eifion-Jones, Deputy Head Academic, Swanbourne House

Education is constantly evolving, with schools under pressure to meet academic benchmarks while also preparing pupils for the demands of senior school, higher education and the wider world. At Swanbourne House, we believe that learning should be purposeful, engaging and future-focused. That’s why we follow the PreSenior Baccalaureate (PSB) - a framework that develops not only academic excellence but also the skills, attitudes and confidence pupils need to thrive beyond prep school.

At its core, PSB champions independent learning, critical thinking and cross-curricular engagement. We’re not restricted by a narrow, exam-driven curriculum. Instead, our teaching develops intellectual curiosity and creativity, moving away from rote learning and encouraging pupils to think deeply, ask questions and make meaningful connections. Our lessons balance academic rigour with rich, hands-on learning. Whether it’s using Sphero Robots in Computing, exploring ethics in a Religious Studies viva, or studying witchcraft in History from our outdoor classroom, pupils are immersed in purposeful, thought-provoking experiences. In Maths, they

might design a city using geometry; in English, they may explore literature through drama or debate. This kind of learning builds resilience, independence and problem-solving skillsessential tools for life.

The PSB framework is built on six core skills: leadership, collaboration, independence, thinking and learning, review and improvement,

and communication. These skills underpin everything we do, across both academic and creative subjects. Pupils learn to lead, to think critically, to reflect, and to communicate effectively—skills that will benefit them not only in exams, but in every area of life. Through inquiry-based learning and independent research, pupils connect ideas across disciplines—linking science and ethics, literature and history, or economics and sustainability. This broad approach helps them develop a deeper understanding of the world and fosters adaptability and open-mindedness.

At Swanbourne House, the PSB enables us to deliver an education that’s both academically ambitious and personally enriching. We’re proud to be preparing pupils not just for their next school, but for whatever future they choose to create—equipped with knowledge, character and confidence.

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Security Systems Boost House Prices by £25K as Buyers Demand Safer Homes

In today’s property market, security is no longer just a luxury—it’s a necessity.

Homebuyers are increasingly prioritising safety features when purchasing a property, and new research suggests that installing a high-quality security system can boost a home’s value by up to £25,000.

As crime rates fluctuate and homeowners become more security-conscious, the demand for properties with robust security measures has surged. A state-of-the-art security system not only provides peace of mind but also enhances a home’s desirability.

Estate agents and property experts now confirm that homes with CCTV, smart alarm systems, door entry solutions, and driveway bollards sell faster and at a premium compared to those without.

Buyers are particularly keen on modern, smart security solutions that integrate with home automation systems. Features such as remote monitoring, motion-triggered alerts, and cloud-based storage for CCTV footage are now top priorities. Many buyers are even requesting pre-installed security systems as part of their purchasing criteria.

Insurers have also taken notice. Homes with advanced security installations often benefit from reduced insurance premiums,

providing another financial incentive for homeowners to invest in security upgrades. The cost of installing a system is quickly offset by increased property value and long-term savings on insurance.

Developers and landlords are following suit, recognising that futureproofing properties with security technology is an investment that pays dividends. The trend is set to continue, with security systems becoming as standard as double glazing and central heating in new builds.

For homeowners looking to maximise their property’s value and appeal, installing a security system is a strategic move. In a market where buyers demand more than just aesthetics, safety is now a dealmaker—and a price booster.

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EASTER Cracking

Spring is here with brighter skies and longer days offering us more time to get outside again and start enjoying some of the attractions available in our local areas

time to plan your

egg-cellent family adventures!

Milton Keynes Museum has been shut for much of 2025 so far, following a devastating fire on site, but its doors re-open in time for the Easter celebrations, and the Museum for Milton Keynes is promising more seasonal fun than ever before to mark the occasion!

Of course the search for hidden eggs will return, and the Easter Egg Hunt ensures noone goes home empty handed. Additionally, this year’s hunt will see visitors trying to locate a couple of incredibly rare eggs that will be hiding somewhere in the Museum.

Find those, and you’ll win a large chocolate Easter egg!

The egg search runs daily from Good Friday to Easter Monday (April 18-21), with visitors also being able to enjoy all that the space has to offer; from playing Parlour

Howe Park Wood Education Centre will be open during the Easter Holidays for family-friendly experiences – drop in any morning (April 8-10 and April 15-17) to discover more about nature in the wood.

Week One will focus on Flowers, Bees and Butterflies, Week Two will peek into the lives of Frogs, Toads and Newts. When organisers ask how you found out about it, you can tell ’em you reddit in the pages of Pulse!

Games in the farmhouse and peeking into the world of toys over the years, to taking a stroll along the popular Street of Shops with their original facades from stores once active in our local towns. How many will you remember?

You’ll also gain an understanding of farming habits locally, and can see some wonderful examples of transport, including a Sinclair C5, a canal barge, a fab array of wheelie great bicycles and even a fire truck from the turn of the last century, once in use in Newport Pagnell!

If the day’s activities leave you eggshausted, the Museum’s Granary Tea Room will have a selection of hot and cold drinks and snacks to stop bellies from rumbling.

“We barely had time to catch a breath having finally opened the Ancient Gallery to

Elsewhere, The Parks Trust will be running an inclusive stroll at Campbell Park (April 10, 10.30am) which will explore the accessible routes and facilities to raise awareness, while also taking in some of the hidden gems in the green space.

Turn to our history pages in this month’s edition where Sammy Jones will walk you through the past, and the beauty of Campbell Park.

such fantastic support when the fire struck and turned our elation to devastation,” said Museum director Bill Griffiths, “These past few weeks have been a very difficult time in so many ways, but we have been cheered by our visitors who are so supportive of all we do here.

“Having their messages of support, and so many of them, has lifted volunteers, the Museum staff and I at a time when we most needed it.

“By way of thanks, we’re going all out to ensure that everyone who visits will have their fill of fun...and chocolate this Easter,”

Bill promised, “We hope that many familiar faces, and new ones, will be able to join us.”

> For more information visit miltonkeynesmuseum.org.uk

The trust is hosting its Easter Eggstravaganza in Whitehouse, at Lady Margery’s Gorse, on April 16, with seasonal themed arts and crafts, face painting, and the opportunity to engage with the Easter Trail and win a yummy prize.

We have it on good authority that the Easter Bunny will be putting in an appearance, as well. Best hop to it, if you want to meet them.

> Get more: theparkstrust.com

Hop to MK Museum for Easter holiday fun for the whole family

At Delapré Abbey, the Easter Weekend (April 18-21) delivers four days of egg funding fun.

Head to the Walled Garden, follow the trail and match the patterns to the bingo card provided.

Full house? Then you’ll be getting a choccie prize – and dairy free options are available.

The games will go ahead no matter what the weather – it’ll take more than April showers to stand in the way of winning sweet treats!

Inside the Abbey an interactive House Trail will keep you occupied, and the resident animals are all up for a meet and greet. Be kind and calm and meet the ponies, pigs, goats, rabbits, chickens and guinea pigs. They would love to see you.

Delapre delivers crafty fun, lawn games, planting seed opportunities and more. Pop along for lots of seasonal fun – you’ll be made most welcome between 10am and 4pm daily.

> Delapreabbey.org

Canons Ashby are going all in for Easter fun this April, with almost three weeks worth of activities to engage with.

Their Easter egg hunt – beginning on April 5 and running 1am to 5pm daily through to Easter Monday (April 21) – includes naturebased yoga, the chance to sniff the Smelly Wellies (we kid you not!) and partake in other fun on the seasonal adventure trail.

> More details: nationaltrust.org.uk

the

will bag a season ticket.

The gardens and the Sweet Pea’s Tearoom will be open on Easter Sunday, and on Monday, the hall, gardens and tearoom will be operating.

> Get more: kelmarsh.com

Abington Park Museum is hosting an Easter trail between April 8 & 20, promising a chocolate egg for every child who takes part.

There’s no need to book, just drop in during usual opening hours.

> northamptonmuseums.com

Kelmarsh Hall invites families to head over and engage with their Easter Bunny Trail around the picturesque gardens, and aside from

yummy eggs waiting to be won, one family

Howe Park Wood Nature Crafts will be a hit with the little ones

Canons Ashby have three weeks of activities planned for the Easter holidays

Delapré Abbey does Easter – from April 18

Getting egg-y with it at Abington Museum

If you are looking for the perfect natural playground for youngsters to immerse themselves in, Stowe is a simply excellent choice, and it knows how to do things properly – for more than three centuries it has been a popular destination for tourists!

Winding paths, wildlife-filled lakes and statues and monuments making hide and seek a blast all feature.

Currently, and through to April 14, Stowe Gardens is offering you the chance to engage with its A-Z of Amazing Things.

Gather your family and friends and head out around the New Inn and the gorgeous gardens to learn about nature, architecture and history.

The spring bulbs will be peeking out and the snakeshead fritillaries will make for a dazzling sight, too.

There is no choccie egg with this event, but you will fill up on fun facts and floral fabulousness!

> nationaltrust.org.uk

There will be more floral delight in sight at Claydon House and gardens, with daffodils, hyacinths, snakeshead fritillaries and lily of the valley peppering the lawn with colour for your arrival.

Claydon, near Buckingham, is offering an Easter trail, a bunny hop race, egg balancing challenge and giant Easter eggs.

The grounds are gorgeous, but the house has plenty to shout about too – with eighteenth-century English interiors and Florence Nightingale’s quarters, which prove popular with all ages.

How many felt bunnies will you find hidden in the house?

Choccie eggs and vegan alternatives are offered for this Easter event, which runs from Good Friday through to Easter Monday.

> nationaltrust.org.uk

Claydon House has an Easter trail and a bunny hop race planned amongt its other events

Stowe offers acres of space to explore in its glorious landscaped gardens

Pic: © National Trust and David Humphries

Pic: © National Trust and Hugh Mothersole

Animals in Need hosts its Easter/Spring Fayre (April 20) at its Pine Tree Farm premises, to swell coffers and help to feed the many mouths reliant on care at the animal rescue centre.

This is one place where choccy eggs won’t be on the menu for residents, though!

Pop along and take your chances at the tombola, have a bite to eat in the vegan cafe, and splash a little cash with some ethical shopping.

Entry is £2 on the gate, with every penny you spend making a real difference.

> Animals-in-need.org

It’s always nice to give a little, and this Easter, The Henry Allen Trust would love you to back its annual appeal –and it’s so easy to participate!

The Milton Keynes-based charity was founded in memory of Henry Allen who lost his battle with childhood cancer in 2013. The Trust that bears his name was set up by his family to bring happiness to children and their families who are battling childhood cancer.

Team Henry is calling on everyone to donate an Easter Egg, Easter Confectionery, brand new Easter Bunny cuddly toys, Easter games or arts and crafts for their hospital toy packs. And you don’t have to act alone – you can call on your school, workplace, club or shop to get involved too.

It’s that easy. Actually, no – it’s even easier: You can purchase items via their Amazon Wish List.

> Make a wish come true: thehenryallentrust.org.uk will give you all the details about the fundraising, and the charity in general, which does exceptional work.

Easter at Stanwick Lakes is a chance to enjoy the great outdoors with pond dipping and den building among the creative activities – perfect for using up the energy taken on by choccy eggs, right?

The pond-dipping sessions (April 8 & 15) offer an opportunity to go beneath the surface at Stanwick to meet the critters who live there.

You’ll be guided by one of the site rangers, and a safety briefing will start every session before you head to the pond dipping platform where a dipping kit will be issued.

One for the children, but the parents will learn and enjoy too!

Rangers will also assist at the den building events (April 10 & 17), introducing you to the tools and materials available, and discussing what will be the best thing to use.

Groups will then be set a challenge to build your own den – and we’re in Blighty; it will need to be waterproof!

If you are looking for something a little more traditional, the Funny Bunnies trail will deliver. Participants will take on a De-EGG-tive trail, finding and learning more about different eggs in nature, and complimentary drop-in Easterthemed paper crafts will feature in the Visitor Centre.

When you’ve finished with all of that, stop off in the cafe for some Easter treats, obviously!

> For more information visit stanwicklakes.org.uk

Support Animals in Need at their Easter/Spring Fayre – April 20

The Stanwick Lakes rangers will lead the kids in den building and pond dipping sessions

Hop into a world of fun

this Easter at Wicksteed Park!

Visit Wicksteed Park from April 5th to 21st, 10:30am to 5pm, for two weeks of eggcellent adventures, thrilling rides, and family fun! Meet Wicky Bear as he strolls around the park and grab a delicious bite to eat from Lighthouse Bites, Carlo’s Courtyard or the Garden Café! Even more exciting adventures await during May with Wicksteed Park’s a-MAY-zing attractions. Join us during May weekends, bank holidays and from the 24th of May until the 1st of June for May half-term for days full of excitement and family fun! Enjoy unlimited access to our attractions with wristbands starting from just £22. Great value family wristbands are available starting from £56 for 3 people!

Children under 0.9m can enjoy the fun of Wicksteed Park’s Easter Eggstravaganza or a-MAYzing fun for FREE with a fully paying accompanying adult.

Wicksteed Park is proud to partner with Nimbus Disability for all access needs and Essential Companion requests. You can use your Nimbus Access card

at Wicksteed Park or sign up for the free Wicksteed Access Registration via the park’s access statement online.

> Don’t miss out on an unforgettable Easter or May adventure! Book now at wicksteedpark.org

Rides subject to

Lamport Hall springs into action

After very successful snowdrop weekends at the start of the year, Lamport Hall are now looking forward to a jam-packed season starting with a bang this spring!

The gardens are open every Wednesday-Friday 9am-3pm until the 19th of December. Outside of the usual opening season, garden entry is reduced by £1 per person. In the high season from April to September the gardens are open until 4pm. Monty Don featured the gardens on his BBC programme about the best gardens in Britain so come along and visit their magnificent rockery for yourself!

The Hall will be open every Wednesday and Thursday from April to September with an optional guided tour at 10:30am and freeflow access from 12pm3pm. The Hall was home to the Isham family from 1560-1976 and they have a fascinating story to tell. The Hall is also home to a magnificent collection of art and furniture.

serves delicious artisan coffee and other hot drinks, homemade cakes and sweet treats, cold drinks, kids lunch boxes, savoury snacks and light lunches. Dogs are welcome and there are children’s toys in the snug area to keep little ones amused.

On Saturday 10th May from 10am-5pm, Lamport Hall will be launching their first ever Makers Market and Food Festival

The perfect excuse to come and soak up the atmosphere in beautiful surroundings, purchase some one-off pieces and enjoy some great food. Tickets are £5 per person and under 16s go free.

The café is open every Wednesday-Friday until the end of the year from 9am and

Come along to browse a big selection of handmade, UK designed and locally owned businesses selling everything from candles to cushions, pies to plants and cards to chocolates. There will be street food available to eat at the event as well as live music throughout the day and makers demonstrating their crafts.

Easter Colouring Fun

Lamport Hall have an exciting and varied events programme planned for the rest of 2025 including a re-enactment of the Battle of Naseby in May, a classic car show and a rare plant fair in June, supper clubs, theatre and music, a quilting show in July, workshops, and outdoor cinema and a silent disco in the gardens in August

> Visit the website for more information on this season: www.lamporthall.co.uk

It’s ‘no yoke’ getting stuck indoors because of April showers, but lighten your mood, fill the time and get cracking on colouring in this seasonal picture below!

The Lamport Hall gardens are open every Wednesday to Friday from 9am-3pm

Nigerian supper club by Ogoisfooding

Lamport Hall, NN6 9HD

The secret’s out about MK

New report finds Milton Keynes is one of the best places to live and work

Milton Keynes is one of the top places to live and work according to a new independent report into the health of the UK’s largest towns and cities.

The LSH Vitality Index (from property consultants Lambert Smith Hampton) reviews 100 towns and cities outside London by economic, lifestyle and environmental measures.

Milton Keynes is ranked number two in the Index, climbing six positions from last year.

Many of this year’s top ten towns and cities are in or close to the Oxford – MK – Cambridge Growth Corridor including Oxford, Reading, High Wycombe, and Windsor and Maidenhead (which took the top spot), putting Milton Keynes at the heart of future growth.

The Vitality Index follows Milton Keynes being named one of the UK’s top cities for high wages, innovation, and housing growth in the Cities Outlook 2025 report last month, and the city council’s announcement this week that MK has smashed its national housebuilding targets for the seventh year running.

New statue to honour Open University pioneer

Milton Keynes City Council is commissioning a new statue to be built in the city centre to celebrate Jennie Lee, the trailblazing figure who played a pivotal role in establishing The Open University.

The statue will be a lasting tribute to her vision and impact and will recognise how The Open University has transformed education for millions of people across the world.

Baroness Lee of Asheridge was a passionate politician and served as the first Minister of State for the Arts in the 1960s. As one of the driving forces behind The Open University, her determination led to an ambitious idea becoming a world-leading institution, giving people access to higher education regardless of their background.

Further information about the life of Jennie Lee can be found on The Open University website.

The announcement comes as the city marks 60 years since the government first received Jennie Lee’s groundbreaking White Paper that set out an approach for arts provision in the UK, paving the way for the eventual establishment of the Arts Council.

The city council is now inviting artists to submit initial proposals for the statue and these will help to shape a final design brief. The statue will be funded through developer contributions and will add to the growing collection of public art in the city centre. Artists interested in submitting proposals can find more details by emailing culture@ milton-keynes.gov.uk.

Major regeneration work is in full swing

Milton Keynes City Council’s major regeneration project in Bletchley has reached a new milestone with all roof tiles of the new buildings now in place. The first new homes are set to be handed over to the city council later this spring.

The construction work is being led by developer GRAHAM. Work started last year and almost 200 new homes will be built in the first phase on the Lakes Estate in Bletchley, along with a new park, and community space. Cabinet Member for Housing, Cllr Ed Hume visited the site to see the progress first-hand.

The modern, energy-efficient homes will provide Serpentine Court residents and other local families waiting for a council home with highquality housing. The plans are aimed at renewing the Lakes Estate, giving local people a greater sense of belonging and pride in their area.

The project has been shaped by years of collaboration with the local community, who helped design plans that were approved in 2022. Some improvements have already been made, including four new play parks and courtyard upgrades.

The project is being funded by an investment from the city council of almost £70m, topped up by a grant of just under £15m from Homes England.

CONTACT DETAILS: Tel: 01908 252442

Email: peter.marland@milton-keynes.gov.uk

Facebook: @mklabour

ADDRESS: c/o Milton Keynes City Council, Civic Offices, 1 Saxon Gate East, Milton Keynes MK9 3EJ

Pete Marland Leader of Milton Keynes City Council

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These are matte lipsticks which don’t stick, and offer protection from external aggressors.

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Sisley’s skincare has long held a special place in our beauty collections, and the brand’s products have helped us through some tricky skin concerns resulting from intense periods of stress.

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More than two-thirds of British adults now use an electric toothbrush – an increase of 50% over the past five years. But replacing those brush heads means adding to the plastic pollution, with each head taking centuries to decompose. Bad times. The Humble Co. have come to the rescue with two new products designed by dentists and made from eco-friendly, biodegradable material. Their plant-based heads are compatible with major Oral B electric brushes, while their bamboo heads are the perfect pairing with Philips Sonicare models.

Thanks to the Humble Co. you’ll now have even more reasons to show your gnashers with a beaming smile!

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printy Sitting Pretty

Spring has sprung, and with it launches the return of a classic: plaid, check, and gingham print to sit with under the sun.

Think casual neutral tones a la Burberry’s signature; matching sets like the two pieces seen at Tommy Hilfiger, or the head-to-toe tartans at Ralph Lauren. Else look to the clashing print work seen at Acne Studios (smaller checks worn against larger ones, in earthy brown and green), and Marine Serre’s colourful, patchwork plaid coats, for ideas that will check-mate any wardrobe.

Easily paired with denim and probably already hiding in your closet, this season’s favourite print is best worn in spring-y hues like lilac, soft green, duck egg blue and peach — complimented by cloudy white or black to anchor.

Just work in a touch of cargo or anything embellished (key trends for Spring/Summer’25) and you’ll be sitting pretty at the top of the style charts, whether you’re out shopping, strolling, picnic-ing or checking in with friends over brunch.

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Coconut, mango & passion fruit overnight oats

Preparation time: 15 minutes plus soaking

Serves: 2

INGREDIENTS

200ml Plenish Organic Coconut

Unsweetened drink, plus extra to serve

1 small orange, juice

1 large passion fruit

80g porridge oats

2 tsp (10g) chia seeds*

For the topping

2 heaped tbsp non-dairy coconut yogurt alternative

1⁄2 mango, sliced

1 large passion fruit

1⁄2 x 18g pack coconut chips

*Daily intake should not exceed 15g

METHOD

1. In a mixing bowl, stir together the coconut drink, orange juice, passion fruit pulp and oats. Cover and leave in the fridge for at least 4 hours, ideally overnight.

2. Stir the chia seeds into the oat mixture and divide between 2 bowls. Top each with a spoonful of yogurt alternative, the mango and passion fruit pulp. Scatter over the coconut chips. Serve immediately with extra coconut drink on the side for pouring over.

COOK’S TIP

These breakfast bowls are also lovely topped with seasonal berries such as raspberries or blackberries, instead of the mango. If you’d like them a little sweeter, add a drizzle of maple syrup.

Temperatures (and seedlings) are rising... DIGGING DEEP

The excuse that ‘it’s a bit too cold outside’ for getting busy in the garden won’t wash now things are cheering up and the days are getting longer.

There is plenty to do, but if you are in need of a little inspiration, Pulse’s gardening expert Ralph Westmoreland shares his current gardening activities...

Spring has arrived at last, and we need the extra warmth the higher sun can give. The soil temperature at a depth of 3cm, which is the depth for sowing seeds, was 3°C in a northfacing border, while in a south-facing border it was 11°C.

We have sown a row of Little Gem lettuce and one of beetroot on one of the raised beds, which will make salads a sensation further down the line!

Laying a broom handle across the width of the raised bed and standing on it will give a straight and adequately deep drill. Run the water along it, let it soak in, and then sow the seeds at appropriate spacings. Make sure to clearly label the row.

their true leaves and a root system, they may be planted out and watered regularly. Alternatively, the seeds may be sown directly, in drills, two centimetres apart and thinned as necessary.

Beetroot seeds are, in fact, a collection of seeds clustered together and they may be sown ‘singly’ in modules in suitable compost. When the young plants have grown

The sweet peas, germinated in toilet rolls, are now ready to plant into large pots or in the border. Push twiggy supports or canes around the groups for them to cling to.

They are greedy feeders, so water and feed every week. When they bloom, they are the cheeriest of flowers and provide a lovely aroma.

Chillies, too, should be germinated by now and put into individual pots using a multipurpose compost.

Our potatoes, sprouted in egg-boxes, have been planted in a raised bed under cloches, next to the broad beans.

We have tidied up the strawberry bedleaving the bigger plants in rows, collecting

the young offshoots that have a root system, cutting off the runners, potting them up into 10cm/4” pots, again in multi-purpose compost, and standing them in the cold frame.

We have severely pruned a large, overgrown penstemon which is in a decorative trough and taken many cuttings (8cm/3” long). They are in a general purpose compost mixed with a handful of grit or perlite for good drainage. Having spent a gardening lifetime using rooting powder, I now use rooting gel, which adheres better to the cutting.

The insect ‘hotel’ will have to be moved and strengthened, as will the large, square compost bin. This is full and needs emptying, with the compost mixed up and spread on the garden’s beds and borders. I am going to put a cold frame on this sunny site, to raise more seedlings, especially tomatoes, chard and courgettes.

Now, come on April, give us normal showers!

Ralph’s sweet peas are ready to plant into large pots – hopefully they will produce some beautiful insect-attracting blooms come summer

Beetroot – easy to grow and even better to eat!

SpringGardens

Spring has finally sprung (about time, right?), and that means one thing—it’s the perfect excuse to give your outdoor space a little glow-up. Whether you’re jazzing up your garden with fresh planters, upgrading that tired old patio furniture, or just adding a splash of greenery to liven things up, now’s the moment to embrace the season in all its blooming glory. Think vibrant flowers, chic plant pots, and all the al fresco essentials you need to turn your outdoor nook into a dreamy little retreat. Time to get planting!

Elegance Storage Rack £48 agriframess.co.uk

Garden

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Spring Outdoor Collection

'... a person's journey to reclaim themselves from the breach...'

KC Blackwater has just released the new single, Every time I clock in, Frances Perkins rolls in her grave, and it’s a total blast, even if the same can’t be said of the subject matter.

“The track went through quite a few iterations, with some being about gym culture, hyper masculinity and workplace oppression, but they all boiled down to one thing more so than anything else: The sacrifice of oneself in order to meet the goals of another,” Cam Owden, the creative behind KC Blackwater, explained.

Waxing

“The track is about a person’s journey to rejecting the ‘big contract’ and walking away in favour of their own humanity. My hopes are that the title of the track will get people to look into one of the most important figures in the history of workers rights in America as she goes largely forgotten. While the UK was about two decades ahead of America in regards to workers rights, having introduced many labour acts in the 1910s, Frances

lyrical

A little reminder for any vinyl junkies out there, that Record Store Day returns on April 12, and here in the new city, Willen Hospice store Off the Record will be partaking. Expect queues and much frantic flicking between racks as collectors seek out this year's big hitters.

Doors open at 8am at the Midsummer Place shop.

as an individual figure is someone that deserves to be remembered as a hero of the human race, and quite frankly I think she sees workplace culture today as an abomination.”

Perfectly quirky, off-kilter and with plenty of strut, Every time I clock in, Frances Perkins rolls in her grave features Cam and fellow MK player, drummer Tom Darby.

“Every time I clock in, Frances Perkins rolls in her grave is a person’s journey to reclaim themselves from the breach, a denial of the workplace charnel house, in an attempt to save their soul,” Cam adds.

The single saw Cam open up to collaboration in the studio environment: Ru Cook from the Lost Boys studio was on side as co-producer and Tom Dimmock was the studio engineer: “I could not have done it nearly as well without his hard work,” Cam said.

When it comes to live shenanigans the KC Blackwater band also comprises Richard Mukuze, Gabriel KhitarishviliAwde and Ismi Wyndham-Dawe – some of you will have caught them in play at The Craufurd Arms a couple of weeks back. A contender for one of our top tracks of the year. And yeah, we know it’s only April.

KC Blackwater – new single release

Slay Duggee are off the leash and live in the new city

HotWax continue their road trek in support of the newly released debut album, Hot Shock by playing The Craufurd Arms (April 1).

The Hastings based trio introduced the music fraternity to their noise back in 2023 when they released two Eps. Wellreceived, those discs saw them go on to hit up stages at festivals including Reading, Leeds and Download (while still in their teens!) and they toured with Royal Blood and Frank Carter & The Rattlesnakes.

Their fan base is doing swell too, with support from Elton John, Beck, Courtney Love and Pete Doherty. Imagine that lot at a party together... actually, don’t.

This is just the start for the band, singer Tallulah Sim-Savage, drummer Alfie Sayers and bassist Lola Sam, and they are becoming braver with every chord: “Touring and constantly living in the moment can be chaotic. But there’s also a feeling of knowing that the more life experience we gain, the more fearless we become,” says Lola.

DJ Yoda (April 5) is back with his 80s Mixtape Live session, following on from last year’s sold-out smash. This bash, celebrating the decade of decadence will doubtless be fully subscribed too, but if you get in pronto you can journey through the dancefloor fillers, and through film and TV, from the era.

Why not send the video link to your MP too?

A little exercise in easy activism.

It’s not surprising to learn that Millie is raising money for sexual and domestic abuse charities on this tour, and they are also a great live band.

Their visit here is on April Fool’s Day, but if you claim to love new music and don’t go check out this alt-rock trio, the joke will very much be on you.

Punkband (April 4) are out on their first ever co-headlining tour, which sees them pitted against London two-piece trash punkers Slobheads on the Pint N’ A Fight road trek.

Punkband, or to use their own words, ‘Hersham’s worst punk band’ were last at the Wolverton venue last summer, as part of the Crauf’s Multitude Fest.

This return will ignite, with the urgency of tracks like Born Broke Break Croak by the grime punk players ready to leave their mark. You can go find that on YouTube now. What are you waiting for?

Yoda will mix the visuals and the tunes, making for a right mega bash. Go release those shoulder pads from their hiding spot and wear them proudly!

A Record Fair and a pint is the perfect Sunday afternoon sport for us, and so we’re lucky that the chance to rummage amongst the wax is back (April 6).

Whether you seek that special nugget, or are led by an impressive sleeve, there is always something waiting to be discovered. Entry is free.

Solstice (April 18) are back on the local stage, and there’s plenty more about them – and their new album – over the page, so over you flip.

Hardworking Milly Manders & The Shutup are on their Choose

The Bear tour just now, and as part of that trek they’ll spend the night in the Keynes too (April 23).

The band recently released the fourth, and last, single to be taken from their second album, Wake Up, Shut Up, Work, and the track, Me Too, which is lyrically suss (‘Our bodies still aren’t ours if one victim is still blamed’), and sadly resonates with too many.

Go online, tap up the official video for the song and look at the message, and the stats. It’s a perfect picture of the failure of authorities – and society – to deal with sexual abuse in this country.

Slay Duggee are back for their fifth date at the Crauf (April 26), “Our favourite venue with the best selection of backstage dog snacks in the world,” the chief canine told Pulse Music, “We teach kids and parents how to enjoy a metal show. Circle pits. Pogoing. Stage invasions. Buying merch! And head banging.”

And what to expect on the day?

"Expect jokes, fun and some of the best hardcore beatdowns you’ll ever hear because dog music is better than human music!

“You don’t need to be a parent or have kids to come and enjoy the show, it’s open to everyone, just let the little uns mosh at the front - adult circle pits are mandatory at the back.”

> Get your tickets: thecraufurdarms.com

Also at the venue this month: Supersuckers – April 9

The Devout (Depeche Mode tribute) – April 11

The Estrellas – April 13

Gama Bomb & Raised By Owls – April 17

Ray Noir - April 19

Holy Youth Movement – April 24

Pete Wylie & The Mighty Wah! - April 25

Hacktivist – April 26

Slay Duggee – April 26

HotWax – No joking on April 1

Pic: Louise Mason

Millie Manders - ready to make a splash at The Craufurd Arms

Solstice complete trilogy with Clann

Solstice issued their new album, Clann, this week, which comes hot on the heels of the MK proggers storming Prog Magazine's annual polls, setting them up nicely for a fruitful summer of festivals and gigging.

Founder and guitarist Andy Glass talked Sammy Jones through the octet's new release, and its journey to the shelves – and to your record collections.

“Back in 2020 working on the first album with our new singer Jess gave me a thrilling sense of potential,” Andy recalled.

The album Sia set us on a journey I wholeheartedly believed could lead to the music I’d always imagined. I also realised that would take time. Jess was completely new to the genre and, incredibly, had no real experience of fronting a band… hard to believe if you attended our very first show at the Craufurd in 2021 just as we were all partially released from lockdown,” he smiled.

“I imagined it would take some years and a trilogy of albums for us to start producing our best work. Clann is the final album in that trilogy and it has left us all feeling that part one of this story turned out just fine.

“As for the tracks on Clann, I wrote Firefly right after completing the second album in the trilogy, Light Up.

“I’m a big fan of Exploring Birdsong and Lynsey Ward’s vocals who, in turn, are fans of Agent Fresco, so of course I gave them a listen. Wow!

“That got me inspired and Firefly was born as an expression of that feeling of elation that comes from moving forward. Songs arrive in different ways, one of which can be the ideas that come from playing a new instrument. I’d long fancied a nylon string guitar and Rock Hard Music set me up in the studio there with a Cordoba electro acoustic. The riff that Life’s built around came from noodling on that instrument and the song is pretty typical of someone at my stage of life when every moment takes on a value you can’t imagine in your youth.

“Plunk’s a bit mental really. I love groove and I love funk, not really a prog rock trope and likely a bit confusing for your average prog fan,” he laughed, “This was later compounded by the decision to add horns. There again it is in

7 time and, in any case, I enjoyed taking a pop at a certain recently fallen ‘leader.'

“Frippa continues down this unlikely avenue, this time ripping into other themes that required some release through music. The title is in homage to Robert Fripp’s playing. Obviously I can’t do what he does but you can probably hear the reference to his style. Another source of ideas for me is getting a chance to noodle when a guitar student fails to show… this is one of those.

When we released Sia, we added a version of Cheyenne from our debut album for the CD format.

“It was the first Solstice song Jess sang just to see if she made a connection with the music. And like a gift from the gods, she connected in a way I can imagine no other doing. So it seemed a fitting bookend to the Trilogy by adding our singer Ebony’s version of Earthsong, again from our debut album whose 40th anniversary we celebrated last year.”

The long journey continues and we’re fully charged for the next leg. Here we go!”

“Twin Peaks is another one initially inspired by playing a new instrument. This time a beautiful twin neck guitar that my wife, and Solstice companion Jenny, gifted me at the end of 2023. The chords eventually produced a lament for the children of Gaza and every godforsaken conflict that humans impose on one another. I explained this to Jess in the studio and then she just sang. And did she sing!

“For me, it’s the most stunning and emotional vocal I’ve heard - just heartbreakingly raw and beautiful.

This eighth album comes 45 years after the band played its first gig, but in 2025 Solstice are on the rise and rise, and they number an ever expanding fan base. And some who have been there since the get-go: 'I loved them then and I love them now... it’s a life affirming, joyous sound,' says Steven Wilson.

As for Andy? It's business as usual, and business is good.

“The long journey continues and we’re fully charged for the next leg. Here we go!”

> Solstice will play The Craufurd Arms on April 18. Visit solsticeprog.uk

Solstice – their rise continues

Kendall plays for his Keynes crowd

The venue at MK11 welcomes the new city sounds of Junk Season on April 12, which is actually the musical mind of Harrison Kendall, who is making friends with his poppunk/emo deliveries, which are polished and cleverly executed – as you can hear on the debut album, Rooms We Crawl In Check in with his background, and Harrison will tell you that he takes his inspiration from ‘personal struggles and growing up on bands like Blink-182.’

And why the name JS? ‘The name Junk Season encapsulates the creative process itself: sifting through the “junk” of the mind to craft something meaningful,’ is the reply.

He wants to write songs that people can lean on, even if you are only looking for a momentary escape. He’s done that, and more.

This bash is being called Junksesh, ‘a place to disappear into the noise, to hide out, to feel understood... and maybe leave with something you didn’t even know you were looking for.’

The show blurb is one that many people will understand: ‘A night of punk rock that hits like a rush of cold air at midnight,

lyrics that stick to your ribs, and a room full of voices all yelling the same words for the same reasons.

We grew up feeling out of place, searching for somewhere to call home. Turns out, home isn’t four walls — it’s a night like this. A room full of people who still believe in basement shows, dive bars and the feeling that, for once, you’re exactly where you’re meant to be.

Loud. Reckless. Real.’

Go check the show. Support comes from Lucky Hit and Cheap Bleach.

For something completely different, check in with The Live Dirty Dancing Experience (April 4)

Chris Stapleton

(April 11) Faux Fest 2025 – Tribute Band festival (April 18) Ed Sheeran Songbook with Jack Bowater (April 25) The 9075 – 1975 Tribute (April 26) Click to

Watermelon’s at the ready for a reimagining of Dirty Dancing and other musical big screen hits like Grease, Footloose and Fame. “This isn’t just a show, it’s a fever,” say those bringing the event, and it's a standing show.

Go expecting a seat and a tub of popcorn and you’ll be disappointed!

‘Folk on the Green isn’t just about a day in June,’ says those behind the annual event, which is celebrating its half century, ‘It’s about celebrating the rhythm of life in Stony Stratford.’

To mark the 50 year milestone, a new documentary will air at the Sky Room at MK Gallery on April 3.

Eras of Change will include interviews and performances spanning the festival beginnings, to the here and now.

Musicians who recall the very first Folk on the Green are among those sharing their memories.

> This first airing is fuully booked, but there is mention of another to follow. Keep your eyes peeked.

Helping Sammy Jones compile this edition of Pulse Music International Women's Day, radio shenanigans, Ghost stories on the stage, a Sabbath session, beers and sun, spring walks, spring cleaning, and this lot tickling the ears...

Brant Bjork Trio - Live in Brighton (and London, Leeds, and MK)

KC Blackwater - Every time I Clock in, Frances Perkins Rolls in her Grave

Stray - Live at The Craufurd Arms

A.A. Williams - Evaporate

Earl of Hell - The Infernal Dream

Junk Season – playing for the home crowd at MK11

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Extinction

Until Sunday, May 11

An exhibition at Northampton Museum & Art Gallery which addresses the topic of extinction and journeys through the demise of the dinosaurs and marine reptiles, death of the ice age mammoths and the impact of humans on the dodo. Today, one in 10 of our UK wildlife is critically endangered. Remembering those we’ve lost: northamptonmuseums.com

Wild Places

Until Sunday, May 11

A photography exhibition featuring beautiful images of the landscapes of the UK – from majestic hills to dramatic seas. Rich habitats: northamptonmuseums.com

& Juliet

Until Saturday, April 12

What would have happened next if Juliet didn’t end it all over Romeo?

This thoroughly modern alternative ending to the Bard’s classic will deliver the answers, with The Wanted’s Jay McGuiness and Steps’ Lee Latchford-Evans leading the cast. Not quite the Tragedy: atgtickets.com/miltonkeynes

Mike & The Mechanics

Wednesday, April 2, 7.30pm

From Over My Shoulder to The Living Years and All I Need Is A Miracle, this show will also see the band cut loose some of Genesis’s much loved classic tracks. Looking Back: royalandderngate.co.uk

Mamudou Susso & Suntou Susso

Wednesday, April 2

Legendary Griot and kora master, Mamudou Susso, and his son, UK-based rising star Suntou will transport you to The Gambia as they bring the Mandinka songbook for the assembled. Kora class: stables.org

Tony Christie Unplugged Farewell Tour

Thursday, April 3

The Northern veteran performer comes to the stage one last time as he bids a farewell to live performance. Avenues & Alleyways: stables.org

Mini Museum Explorers – Easter

Friday, April 4, 10.15am-11.45am

Hands-on sessions designed for those aged 2.5-5 years. Explore the museum through stories, music, and arts and crafts activities while making new friends and creating lasting memories in a family-friendly environment. An egg-cellent idea: northamptonmuseums.com

The George Harrison Project

Friday, April 4, 7.30pm

An evening of classics and melodies all celebrating the Beatles legend; from his work as part of the Fab Four to his solo exploits and time spent with the Traveling Wilburys. Cloud Nine: theoldsavoy.co.uk

Craig Revel Horwood

Saturday, April 5

Strictly’s longest serving judge is out on the road in support of his debut solo album, Revelations: Songs Boys Don’t Sing, and the king of glitter knows how to hold a tune! It’ll be fab-u-lous (obviously): stables.org

Medical Detection Dogs need your help for their groundbreaking, amazing work – see April 9

Strictly’s judge steps into the spotlight – Join Craig at The Stables on April 5

Milton Keynes Aviation Society

Present our next Lecture events: April 8 –

“Flying the Hawker Hunter” part 1 May 13

“Flying the Hawker Hunter” part 2 June 10

“Rolls Royce its History, Heritage & Engineering Excellence”

Visit www.mkas.co.uk/lectures for full details.

Meeting at Kents Hill Community Centre, Frithwood Crescent, Kents Hill, Milton Keynes, MK7 6HQ

Doors open at 7.30pm with the event at 8.00pm.

Enquiries to Ian Carr - 01234 742057

Entry is £5.00 for visitors, free for members – annual membership £25.00

Pic: Rols Royce RB211 © R P Dyer

Spring & summer fashion show

Saturday, April 5 & Sunday, April 6, 11am-5pm

Two days of catwalk shows showcasing all the must-have looks for this season, together with style talks, beauty makeovers and pop-up shops to explore. Middleton Hall will have it all. Strike a pose: centremk.com

Hobby Bee Crafts

Tuesday, April 8, 10am-midday

A relaxing space to be creative with likeminded people – from knitting and sewing to crocheting and crafting. A chance to share, teach and learn. Free, pre-book or simply pop along to Delapré Abbey’s Billiard Room. Crafty: delapreabbey.org

Medical Detection Dogs Need You!

Wednesday, April 9 – 10am-1pm

MDD puppies and young dogs need caring homes during their socialising. Could this be a job for you? Food and veterinary costs are covered. Visit York House to learn more.

Yappety yap: Call 01296 655888 or email claire.baker@medicaldetectiondogs.org.uk

The Real Thing

Friday, April 11, 7.30pm

Original vocalists Chris Amoo & Dave Smith are on tour promoting their first new album of original material in 44 years, A Brand New Day Can’t Get By Without You: royalandderngate.co.uk

Immerse yourself in Pink Floyd with the acclaimed All Floyd Live show

The 2025 Tour is returning to Milton Keynes at The Stantonbury Theatre on Saturday April 12, celebrating the 50th anniversary of the iconic album Wish You Were Here.

Experience the entire album, meticulously recreated and performed live, along with many of the timeless Pink Floyd classics from the Dark Side of the Moon, The Division Bell, The Wall, Meddle and more...

It’s a huge show featuring a spellbinding lightshow, stunning lasers, deeply immersive video, and world class quadraphonic sound system.

All Floyd’s virtuoso guitarist Dave Walker says “We pride ourselves on our meticulous attention to detail and even recreate the

sound effects from scratch. This is the only way we can put ourselves into the shoes of the masters that originally created them. The quality of the overall result is why we are considered one of the most authentic Pink Floyd tribute acts out there and have earned so much respect since we started touring in 2018, selling out theatres across the UK.

The 2025 tour features an upgraded laser show and our new frontman Michael Hennessy from New York where he studied at the world-renowned Juilliard Conservatory.”

The show not to be missed!

Get your tickets from: stantonburytheatre.co.uk

Make a Will Month May

Write your Will for free during Make a Will Month in May and consider leaving a gift to Willen Hospice.

Midnight Moo 20 June

Walk 5 or 10 miles at night for Willen Hospice!

Midday Moo 17 August

Walk 5 or 10 miles in the day, with pub stops on the way!

Skydive 27 September

Take the plunge and join our skyhigh adventure at Hinton Airfield! Book before 13 June.

Scan the QR code for more details >> willen-hospice.org.uk

Follow us on Socials: willen-hospice

Step back in time to the Medieval era with a tour of Delapre Abbey – see April 30

Stamp Fair

Saturday, April 12, 10am - 4pm

A first class event for all stamp collectors to get stuck into. Stamp dealers, auctioneers and members will be selling so you can be sure of a range of items to tempt you. At the Methodist Hall, Queensway, Bletchley, Milton Keynes, MK2 2HB. Stamp donations are always welcome for their Charity Stamp Auctions – just take along on the day. Refreshments available. miltonkeynesphilatelicsociety.co.uk or call 01908 521220

Volunteering at York House Community Gardens

Sunday, April 13, 10am

Stony in Bloom volunteers host regular weekday meets to prune, trim and encourage the bloom, and these once monthly Sunday sessions are for those who miss out due to work or school commitments. All are welcome.

Dig deep: york-house.org.uk

All Floyd: Wish You Were Here

Saturday, April 12, 7.30pm

A chance for Floydie-fans to experience the classic album in its entirety, together with favourite classics from the Dark Side of the Moon, The Division Bell, The Wall, Animals, and more. Wish You Were Here: stantonburytheatre.co.uk

Menopause Cafe

Wednesday, April 16

An informal monthly session with Helen Aluko where you can chat freely in a comfortable, confidential setting. Entry is free, but pre-booking is essential. To book: delapreabbey.org

Jamali Maddix

Thursday, April 17

The Never Mind The Buzzcocks regular is back on tour with the new show, Aston. Go along expecting his trademark brutally honest and unflinching perspectives on the world at large and you’ll not be disappointed. Taking no prisoners: stables.org

Easter Egg Hunt

Friday, April 18 – Monday, April 21

Milton Keynes Museum’s egg hunt returns thanks to public demand. Explore the Museum grounds and inside spaces. Find the egg tokens and exchange for chocolatey treats.

A Museum for all: miltonkeynesmuseum.org.uk

Easter Eggstravaganza

Friday, April 18 – Monday, April 21

Delapré Abbey invites you to find the hidden eggs in its walled garden, before enjoying an interactive House Trail and meeting its onsite animals. Come rain or shine, this event will be fine!

Cracking family fun: delapreabbey.org

Solstice

Friday, April 18

MK’s prog rockers celebrate the release of their new album by playing for the home crowd – and you can read more about the album on our music pages. Clann: thecraufurdarms.com

Museum Guided Tour in the home of William Cowper

Saturday, April 19, 11.15am-midday

Meet in the Museum shop for the beginning of a fascinating tour of Cowper’s former home, while learning about his poetry and prolific letter-writing, and John Newton’s famous hymn. You’ll see key items from more than 5000 artefacts collected during the Museum’s existence. Rolling back time: cowperandnewtonmuseum.org.uk

Marisa & The Moths

Saturday, April 19

A Black Prince show for the acclaimed alt-rockers who released their second album in 2024. What Doesn’t Kill You: sbdpromotions.com

world class music & entertainment

April highlights

Dylan Moran

Tuesday 15 April, 8pm

Stand-up legend

Dylan Moran comes to The Stables for an extended headline set at this very special evening of comedy. (16+)

Teach Rex Live

Saturday 19 April, 10am, 12.30pm & 2.45pm

Teach Rex use lifelike dinosaurs to perform their one-hour show, teaching children about the anatomy and life of some of the most mesmerising creatures to have ever roamed our planet.

Feast of Fiddles

Saturday 19 April, 8pm

Feast of Fiddles are a band of friends who perform with passion and a liberal dose of fun. They bring a large range of fiddle-playing styles to the rock back-line, all held together by legendary drummer Dave Mattacks.

Sax Appeal

Wednesday 23 April, 8pm

Sax Appeal, the award-winning band formed and led by saxophonist Derek Nash, are on their way to celebrating 50 years of performances. Its line-up of five saxophonists and a world-class rhythm section perform Derek’s compositions and arrangements and feature a multitude of saxophone styles.

The Stables Wavendon

Milton Keynes MK17 8LU

Box office: 01908 280800 stables.org

the celebration with Solstice at The Craufurd Arms – See April 18

Feast of Fiddles

Saturday, April 19

‘Britain’s fiddling supergroup’ take to the road for their 30th annual spring tour – not bad when you consider they originally came together for a one-off gig! Sleight of elbow: stables.org

Annual Spring Fayre

Sunday, April 20, 11am-4pm

Ethical shopping, vegan cafe, tombola and refreshments at Animals in Need, Pine Tree Farm, Little Irchester

For the animals: animals-in-need.org

War Horse

Tuesday, April 22 – May 3

The most successful play in the history of the National Theatre has been seen by more than eight million people worldwide, and if you let it, it will steal your heart too.

Perfect puppetry: atgtickets.com/miltonkeynes

Globalls Bingo

Friday, April 25, 8pm

The first birthday bash is here! Your drag queen hosts will deliver a mix of classic bingo games with camp twists and hilarious performances - and audience interactions. Head to the Charles Bradlaugh

Guided Walk to William Cowper’s Alcove

Sunday, April 27, 10.30am-2.30pm

A leisurely and fact-filled historical guided walk though Olney to Weston Underwood, approx three miles each way. With some stretches across fields and over styles, sturdy footwear is recommended. The pace is leisurely but there is some climbing of styles. Enjoy hot drinks and homemade cake at the Alcove where Cowper used to rest on his walks, and where he wrote many of his famous poems. Out for a stroll: cowperandnewtonmuseum.org.uk

Slay Duggee

Saturday, April 26

You are never too young to rock, and Slay Duggee is out to encourage the next generation to throw their first devil horns and get to some gentle headbanging!

Caught in a mosh: thecraufurdarms.com

The Brittas Empire

Tuesday, April 29 – May 3

Milton Keynes Theatre of Comedy are back, this time with their take on the small screen smash hit comedy set in a leisure centre.

A baby in a drawer!:

The Pirates of Penzance

Wednesday, April 30 – May 3

Northampton Gilbert & Sullivan Group return with a much loved classic from the G&S repertoire – expect swashbuckling pirates and indefatigable piratical deeds! X marks the spot: theoldsavoy.co.uk

Delapré Abbey – Medieval Tour

Wednesday, April 30, 2pm

The Black Death, excommunications and the Battle of Northampton are just a few of the events that occurred on the nunnery’s doorstep. This event lifts the lid on those historic times. Sister Brigitte will guide you.

Feast of Fiddles get busy at The Stables in Wavendon – April 19

Animals in Need opens its doors for its spring fayre – April 20

Film Reviews

LAST BREATH

OF THE MONTH - Star Rating: 4 /5

There’s something perversely thrilling about a survival story that makes you feel like you need a decompression chamber afterwards. Last Breath, a partdrama, part-documentary hybrid, plunges into the depths of the North Sea and doesn’t resurface until your fingernails are embedded in the armrest. The film recounts the true story of saturation diver Chris Lemons, who was stranded 100 metres below the surface with five minutes of oxygen and no light—so naturally, Netflix gives it the full edge-of-your-sofa treatment. Visually, it’s bleak but hypnotic, with claustrophobic cinematography that recreates the underwater abyss as both graveyard and womb. Chris’s story is interwoven with talking heads from the real crew, giving it a gut-punch authenticity that most thrillers would kill for.

It’s the kind of film where your heartbeat syncs up with the flickering emergency lights—tight, tense, and utterly immersive. The re-enactments

Star Rating: 4/5

Black Bag is a lean, mean espionage thriller dripping in cold-blooded intrigue and moral ambiguity. Catherine Dyer anchors it with a deliciously icy performance as a retired operative caught in a nest of betrayals, backroom politics, and conveniently timed murders. The plot is twisty without being smug, blending Cold War paranoia with modern surveillance anxiety. It’s paced like a ticking bomb— quiet, then explosive—and isn’t afraid to be a little pulpy around the edges. Dialogue occasionally veers into theatrical territory, but the direction keeps things grounded. Stylish, smart, and just self-aware enough to wink without breaking character, it’s an absorbing slice of spy noir that doesn’t overstay its welcome. ✪

occasionally dip into glossy territory, like a BBC docudrama on steroids, but the emotional heft remains unshakable. You don’t just watch Chris’s ordeal— you feel it, minute by minute, breath by dwindling breath. The score simmers like a pressure gauge about to blow, and the sound design masterfully captures the eerie quiet of the deep.

There are moments where it edges toward sensationalism, but the raw power of the real events keeps it grounded. A handful of scenes could’ve benefited from a lighter touch—some flashback dialogue is a touch stiff—but it’s a minor gripe in an otherwise gripping descent. The film leaves you with a profound respect for the fragility of life in the most hostile corners of the planet.

Against all odds, Last Breath breathes life into a familiar genre, delivering suspense that doesn’t feel manufactured, but earned—one heartbeat at a time. ✪

NOVOCAINE

Star Rating: 3.5/5

Novocaine is a woozy, rough-edged crime drama that feels like it’s been stitched together in a fever dream. Following a former addict spiralling into a hazy criminal underworld, it’s one part psychological thriller, one part chaotic mood piece. The film leans heavily on atmosphere—grimy visuals, choppy editing, and a disorienting soundscape that mimics its protagonist’s fraying mind. Some narrative threads unravel a bit too conveniently, but the emotional rawness keeps it anchored. Performances are jagged, especially from its tortured lead, and while it occasionally fumbles its message, there’s an undeniable magnetism to the madness. Equal parts messy and mesmerising, it’s a bruised gem worth discovering. ✪

THE MONKEY

Star Rating: 3.5/5

A possessed toy monkey with cymbals shouldn’t be this creepy, and yet here we are. The Monkey, adapted from Stephen King’s short story, delivers solid horror thrills wrapped in nostalgia-soaked dread. The film plays it fairly straight, embracing old-school haunted object tropes with surprisingly effective tension. The creature design is unnerving, the score knows exactly when to shriek, and the performances—while not groundbreaking— are just serious enough to sell the supernatural. Still, it sags in the middle, and like many King adaptations, struggles to stretch its premise into a full-length film. But for horror fans looking for eerie vibes without endless gore, it’s an unsettling little ride. ✪

Star Rating: 2/5

Marvel fatigue isn’t just setting in—it’s practically weaponised in Captain America: Brave New World, a film so aggressively average it feels like it was made on autopilot. Anthony Mackie does his best as the new Cap, but he’s buried under clunky exposition, limp action sequences, and a plot stitched together with diplomatic buzzwords and superhero clichés. Harrison Ford, bless him, looks more confused than commanding. The film gestures at deeper political themes but never commits, leaving us with a glossy, soulless sequel that mistakes noise for narrative. Not unwatchable, but certainly uninspired—a wobbly step in Marvel’s increasingly uncertain future. ✪

by Pulse Magazine

(l-r.) Finn Cole stars as Chris Lemons, Woody Harrelson as Duncan Allcock and Simu Liu as Dave Yuasa LAST BREATH, a Focus Features release. Credit: Mark Cassar / © 2024 FOCUS FEATURES LLC

TThe thoroughbred phenomenon returns

he new tour of War Horse gallops into Milton Keynes Theatre this April. The powerful National Theatre production is inspired by Sir Michael Morpurgo’s best-selling novel which has sold more than 35 million copies worldwide since being published a little more than 40 years ago.

The story is a captivating one, but so too is the backstory of this literary thoroughbred.

“I was born in 1943 in London, so I was aware, very early on in my life, what war did to the flesh,” the author explains.

“A gentleman called Eric Pearce used to come to tea with us. He was a lovely man and I knew that he was a war hero. He had been a Fleet Air Arm pilot. He was very smart, but he had terrible burns on his face, an ear and fingers missing and only one eye. Mother always told me not to stare, but I couldn’t help it.

“Well, Eric lived to be almost 100 and I kept up with him. On my last visit to him I apologised for staring at him as a child. And he said something rather wonderful: ‘I remember very well indeed. And I liked it. What I never liked was when people looked the other way.’”

The human cost of World War II also showed itself to Sir Michael in his own family – his Uncle Peter, a handsome young actor, lost his life in action.

to square war as being sensible, he left, and went on to become a teacher.

By the mid 1970s, Michael and his wife Clare moved to Devon, and set up the charity, Farms for City Children, enabling children from disadvantaged communities to experience the adventure of working together on farms in the countryside.

A conversation in the local pub with Wilf Ellis, an octogenarian who had served in WWI as a 17-year-old, would ultimately sow the seeds for War Horse

Wilf opened up to Michael one day in The Duke of York in Iddesleigh...

“And Wilf said something that was to become life changing for me. He said ‘I was there with horses.’ He then spoke about his experiences, including how he had been at the bottom of a mud-filled trench when a German soldier carrying a bayonet approached and yet, for some reason, couldn’t follow through.

“The shadow of war hung over everyone long after D Day. We didn’t talk about being depressed, but we’d say that ‘it was difficult to laugh.’”

Michael joined the army himself, motivated by an interest in military history, but unable

“He also told me this: ‘All we had was fear. We each dealt with it however we could; some went silent, some screamed and some went mad. What we couldn’t do was talk to each other about it.’ But Wilf told his horse things that he couldn’t tell anyone else. The horse was his best friend. And then he said something I couldn’t quite believe. He said: ‘And that horse, he listened.’”

Discovering that as many horses as men were killed during WWI, an idea came to Michael:

“What if the horse, as a neutral observer, told the tale about the universal suffering of war?”

The idea was there, but Michael wasn’t wholly convinced – until he spotted a young boy, a visitor to his Farms for City Children programme, who was non-verbal, standing by a stable door.

Michael realised that the boy was talking to the horse. “A fellow sentient creature that he trusted, he talked to the horse as a friend. And the horse was listening. It wasn’t sentimental; there was a relationship.”

It proved the spark for Michael to begin writing the remarkable story of a young boy, Albert, and his horse, Joey, set against the backdrop of the First World War.

Upon publication, the book received critical acclaim, but commercial success wasn’t there, and book sales weren’t significant at that time.

And then, more than two decades on, Tom Morris from the National Theatre approached Michael about staging a play.

Since being realised, the production has gone on to be the most successful play in the history of the National Theatre, winning more than 25 major awards.

More than eight million people have so far been moved by this life-affirming drama, and now it’s your turn.

> War Horse is at Milton Keynes Theatre from 22 April to 3 May.

To book tickets visit atgtickets.com/miltonkeynes

Pics: Brinkhoff-Moegenburg

Wherefore art thou Romeo? Who cares!

An unstoppable ballet flaps in for a return visit, a 1990s sitcom will bring the laughs, and there’s a monstrous show ready to wow – just three of the goodies playing out across our stages in the coming month. Pulse’s Sammy Jones has more about those and other top picks for April...

Milton Keynes Theatre of Comedy are unbeatable when they stage comedy classics, and they’ve previously delivered sterling productions of Blackadder, Porridge, the Vicar of Dibley and Fawlty Towers to sell-out success.

In fact, their upcoming show, being played out at Stantonbury Campus (April 29-May 3) is sometimes described as the ‘Fawlty Towers of the 1990s’ and MKToC will only ever do it justice!

This one is set in Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre where there is a receptionist who keeps her baby in a drawer. Have you guessed what it is yet?

It’s the Brittas Empire, and Gordon Brittas also has a wife on the verge of a nervous breakdown, a maintenance man suffering

from a bizarre range of rare diseases, a team who can’t stand him and numerous enemies who want to see him fired!

This two act-play has been penned by ToC’s Steve Clark and Emma Dell, and has been given a firm thumbs up by the writers behind the original BBC hit series, Nice

At MK Theatre, & Juliet (until April 12) will prove that there is indeed life after Romeo in this clever musical which boasts a playlist of modern pop anthems by Max Martin – so you can expect Britney, The Backstreet Boys and Ariana Grande tracks to cut loose.

The Wanted’s Jay McGuiness will be portraying Shakespeare, and he’s not the only popstar in this piece – Steps’ Lee Latchford Evans is signed up, too.

When it debuted nearly three decades ago, Matthew Bourne’s Swan Lake (April 15-19) was a sensation, albeit one that ruffled a few feathers, too.

Replacing the female corps-de-ballet with a menacing male ensemble was a decidedly bold move and one that ‘changed the dance landscape forever.’

Truth be told, everyone needs to see this reinvention of Tchaikovsky’s work, and once you have, you’ll be desperate to repeat the visit.

War Horse is back at MK Theatre this month – and there’s plenty about that across the page...

Louis Pearl is always getting in a lather – he has spent decades cheering audiences with the science, art, magic and fun of bubbles. He’ll be at The Stables (April 7, 11.30am & 2pm) delivering square bubbles and fog-filled bubbles and putting people in bubbles!

Miles Jupp is back (April 8) with On I Bang, ‘a tale about surprise, fear, luck, love and qualified

medical practitioners,’ which follows a tumour discovery and subsequent major neurosurgery. It’s great to have him back.

There are roar-some times ahead with Teach Rex Live (April 19, 10am, 12.30pm, 2.45pm) which uses interactive, life-like dino’s to teach little folks about these long extinct, marvellous creatures that once roamed the planet.

The hour-long show is perfect for those aged three years and over, but adults will love it, too.

One of the true masters of imitation is impressionist Jon Culshaw (April 27) who stops off at the Wavendon venue as part of his Imposter Syndrome tour.

This is the closest you’ll come to rubbing shoulders with the US President, well, unless your name is Elon Musk and you are clutching this issue of Pulse in your mitts...

Matthew Bourne’s Swan Lake returns to MK Theatre – from April 15

MKToC brings back the Brittas Empire – from April 29

‘Dinormous’ fun – Teach Rex visits on April 19

A master of imitation – Jon Culshaw returns on April 27

View from the Far Kerb Hard Drive

Afriend had an old laptop he wished to get rid of, but it held highly sensitive data. He asked me for the best way to destroy that information before disposal.

He knew my background was network security and computer forensics; something he discovered after having accidentally deleted his entire music collection. He had confused hard drives; mistakenly deleting and recreating the partition on which his collection resided, before reformatting it, believing he was preparing the one he was selling. I took it from him and promised its return within the week.

It was in the work lab for a couple of days while the data was painstakingly recovered. Afterwards, I returned it with his entire music collection intact.

He never forgot the apparent ease with which his deleted data had been recovered, so when faced with needing to obliterate sensitive material, he knew it wasn’t simple. He called me and we discussed the matter. It wasn’t just his personal details. He had been the treasurer of a local group in his area and it was their personal data he held.

The problem was that he now lived some way from me. However, a good friend is a good friend, and so I travelled to him to ensure the data was comprehensively destroyed. It was a long, arduous drive. The traffic was heavy and was seemingly made up of motorists who had never taken a driving test and passed. A totally different hard drive.

When finally there, he was tickled

SUDOKU PUZZLE

to see me take a power drill, two pieces of old wood, and a lump hammer along with a fancy hitech screwdriver set into his shed. The hard drive was removed from the laptop and dismantled to access the discs on which the data resided. At that point, I asked him to go and preheat the kitchen oven to its highest setting.

Cue a funny look which was no less funny after I asked him to bring a casserole dish back with him…

While he was gone, I removed the battery for safe disposal. I sandwiched the platters between the pieces of wood and drilled holes through them. Having come from a laptop hard drive, they were made of glass which shattered.

Their remains were scooped together and placed in the casserole dish. It went in the oven for an hour as extreme heat destroys the magnetic properties of the coatings used to store data. After we caught up on what each of us were doing in life, we had something that was ready and safe to dispose of in the household refuse, once cooled down.

It was another long, hard drive back. Once home, all I could think of was getting inside and chilling with a beer. In my haste to unload my car on the driveway, I dropped my power drill. It fell in what seemed slow-motion. The result was a cracked casing, leaving it fit only for the rubbish tip.

It had encountered yet another hard drive.

Phil O’Hara

QUICK CROSSWORD

Your stars

Flavour of the Times - Lift Off! The Sun is in Aries, the “just do it” sign. Aries doesn’t overthink—it’s all about action. In nature, spring is bursting from the ground, and if we decluttered our minds and spaces last month, we’re ready to go. Surrounded by Aries energy? Use it to focus your aim and propel yourself toward what you want from this new year.

ARIES

March 21 – April 20

This is the month when your natural “get up and go” mentality truly works in your favour—so go for it! You’ll inspire those with less energy to be more active, so don’t hesitate to pull them along. It’s all about being bold, which you know well, but be mindful of showing enough restraint to stop your enthusiasm from tipping into recklessness.

TAURUS

April 21 – May 21

Spring’s energy has launched full force, making it hard to settle into your preferred steady pace—patience, that will come next month when the Sun enters your sign. With Neptune shifting, strong-willed Taureans will need to channel their physical strength into deep compassion for those around them. True strength lies in gentleness now.

GEMINI

May 22 – June 21

Geminis are naturally flexible—sometimes so much so that they lose sight of who they really are. Neptune’s move into Aries may heighten this identity confusion, bringing illusions and uncertainty. But remember, Neptune also governs the spiritual realm. Maybe the real paradox is that personal identity isn’t as important as we think? Feeling lost? Don’t worry—we all will be!

CANCER

June 22 – July 23

Mars moving backwards in your sign may have been frustrating, but now that it’s back on track, your natural instinct to protect those you love will feel stronger again. If you’ve been retreating into your shell due to past hurts, it’s time to step out. The challenges you’ve faced need action—take the first step forward now.

Your Own astrological Forecast

You are bound to be affected personally by some if not all of the massive changes that are taking place this year. Not everyone will be equally affected on a personal level but the Pluto energy will be growing stronger for Aquarians, challenging for Leos and even more so for Scorpions and Taureans.

LEO

July 24 – August 23

Life may feel chaotic right now, with unexpected disruptions coming one after another. What matters is how you respond. Some changes are beyond your control, but others will challenge how you see yourself and could shape your future direction. It may feel like a rollercoaster, but don’t worry—things will stabilise next month when Taurus brings grounding energy.

VIRGO

August 24 – September 23

No matter how much effort you put in—and Virgos are nothing if not diligent—it may feel like everything is slipping from your grasp. Juggling responsibilities is exhausting, and the pressure won’t ease just yet. But hold on—the next new moon in Taurus will bring stabilising energy, helping you regain control and move forward with renewed focus.

LIBRA

September 24 – October 23

Neptune entered your opposite sign, Aries, at the end of last month, where it will remain—at least initially—until October. This shift may bring a sense of powerlessness, particularly in relationships. You have two choices: succumb to victimhood or step into your personal power. Set firm boundaries now to prevent others from overstepping and ensure you stay in control.

SCORPIO

October 24 – November 22

This month may bring trust and intimacy issues to the surface in close relationships. Power struggles and unresolved wounds could resurface, demanding attention. You can’t simply brush them off, but your famous ability to transform and rise from the ashes will give you the strength to navigate these challenges. Face them head-on, and you’ll emerge even stronger.

SAGITTARIUS

November 23 – December 22

Exploration is your calling—your curiosity always leads you beyond the next hill. You’re not one to dwell on what’s close to home (that’s Gemini’s realm), so the Sun’s entry into Aries brings the fresh, adventurous energy you thrive on. The added bonus? Neptune has also moved into Aries. Where will this lead? Who knows—but it will be exhilarating, that’s for sure!

CAPRICORN

December 23 – January 20

April 14th could be a pivotal moment when long-term commitments, responsibilities, and destiny align. If something feels like a turning point, trust that it is. The weight of the past may feel heavy, but Aries season offers you the push to take decisive action. Don’t hesitate—seize the moment and lighten your load. Just do it!

AQUARIUS

January 21 – February 19

Life is moving fast right now, and while you thrive on change, even your brilliant mind may need a moment to process things. For all your intellectual strengths, there may be wounds that need healing before you can truly move forward. Around April 12th, Chiron may highlight these unresolved pains—pay attention and take time to heal.

PISCES

February 20 – March 20

With chaos swirling around, you may find yourself yearning for the past, where things felt simpler. But were they really? The sharp energy of spring may feel overwhelming to your sensitive nature, but it’s time to move forward. Mercury goes direct on April 8th, offering a much-needed reality check to clear the fog. Trust that clarity is coming.

An astrological reading of your birth chart can help you understand how these changes might affect you personally. To fully grasp their meaning for you, I recommend booking a comprehensive personal consultation with me. This reading is tailored specifically to you and your life, illuminating insights you may not have considered. It will help you take advantage of positive energies and avoid negative ones throughout the year. I charge £1 a minute on Zoom or Skype, and consultations usually last about an hour. You can find more information or book a session at: www.astroguidance.co.uk. Alternatively, feel free to text or WhatsApp me on 07866 727743, or email me at howpark@aol.com for further details.

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