TWO and TRUTHS a
LIE
Think you know the honors college faculty? Try again. Read these
statements and try to pick out which one is the lie. Good luck peasant.
JEN:
1. At some point between age 5-10, I became angry with my neighbor and tossed small pebbles into their pool from my treehouse overlooking said pool. 2. I drank palm wine from North Korea and as a result was violently ill for an entire day. I blame the fact that I mocked their rocket program earlier that afternoon. 3. While interning as a dental assistant, I was bitten by a 13 year old. Additionally, he didn't floss very well.
DAN:
1. Nine years ago, I pooped my pants while at the Ladue Crossing Schnucks, which is the one at 170/Delmar, near my old apartment (not sure what’s it called now, but it was Villages of Wyncrest then). (Please do not start calling me Mr. Creamy Shits). 2. In college, I was once fired from four different campus jobs all on the same day. (Mail clerk, security desk, conference assistant, and administrative assistant). 3. I spent 23 consecutive years in Catholic school: Sunday school, K-8, high school, college, and then four years as a high school teacher.
CHRISTOPH:
1. I worked as a dj in high school and college, playing mostly 90s era eurodance and techno. 2. My favorite sport in high school was ballroom dancing. 3. My 4th grade teacher in Germany said I was not high school material.
KATE:
1. My senior year of high school, I was so obnoxiously involved I had more pictures in the yearbook than anyone else in my school. 2. Growing up, at different points, I had not one but TWO goats as a pet. 3. My family is one of THOSE “Disney families” and have been to Disneyworld almost every year for most of my life.
NANCY:
1. Sent from my iPhone. 2. Sent from my iPhone. 3. Sent from my Samsung Galaxy S8. poetry corner
Big Butts I like big butts and I cannot lie No other brother can deny For a great low rate you could get online Go to the General save some time Roses Roses are red, Violets are blue It don’t always be like that, but sometimes it do ProHo I wanted a grilled cheese but it was 9pm and late night dining was over ---rupi kaur