Ducks
Ducks aren’t like swans. They glide on the water But they rule the world. They are almost as powerful, and yet much much more so, as Harry Potter.
So be afraid of the ducks, unless you are a gladiator, For they will hunt you down, no matter if you’re Hogwarts or Matterhorn. Just give them Their bread, and they might spare your life.
But if you can tame just one mighty duck, You shall raise an army of ducks and name yourself: “President Head General of the Duck Army, Chuck Norris.”