3-2-2006

VOLUME 48 ISSUE 6

AGORA MONROE COUNTY COMMUNITY COLLEGE

MCCC courses get facelift Linda Whiteside Copy Editor

Some changes are coming to the Monroe County Community College (MCCC) curriculum.

The biggest change is the addition of a new degree program for students studying Criminal Justice. A new transfer agreement with Madonna University will allow students to earn a Bachelor’s of Science in Criminal Justice. Students will be able to complete three years at MCCC and their fourth year at Madonna. Students could take eighty-nine credit hours at the community college and thirtyone credit hours at Madonna.

“We are adding a second track to our Associates in Applied Sciences in Criminal Justice. With our current degree students go into additional studying and transfer to the university,” Grace Yackee, vice president of instruction, said.

With the new transfer agreement in place students can complete three semesters at MCCC and one semester at the Police Academy, which is

located within Schoolcraft Community College. The academy is state certified and requires an Associate’s Degree.

The student would then graduate from MCCC. “Monroe graduates will be academy certified. We don’t have the dollars or critical mass to have our own academy so we explore collaborative agreements with other community colleges,” Yackee said.

The courses offered at the college will include general education and an Introduction to Correction class.

“The Introduction to Correction course is for both types of students and it covers the corrections system. The course covers various issues, including the running of jail, health [of inmates], racial tension, alternatives and gender,” Bruce Way, dean of humanities/ social sciences division, said.

The class will start being offered in the fall semester.

“We are planning on an information day for students by March,” Way said.

Agora photo courtesy of REBECCA KENNEDY

Respitory therepy students (l-r) Cheryl Filisko, Cindy Barron, Jennine Major practice on each other.

Law enforcement officials and high school counselors will be on hand to answer questions.

“The addition of a police training academy to the MCCC Criminal Justice curriculum will provide a larger pool of qualified local applicants for both the Monroe Police Department and other local law enforcement agencies,” John Michrina, Chief of Police, said.

The college will be doing Respiratory Therapy Career Information sessions on May 8 from 12:00-1 p.m. and 7-8 p.m.

The sessions are a prerequisite for students entering the respiratory therapy program.

“It’s a way to tell who is interested in the program. I want them to get a better feel

see “programs,” page 7

YFU students make MCCC home Jackie Pacheco Editor-in-Chief

Agora photo courtesy of SHIRLEY WYATT

Three of the six YFU students are (l-r) Dmitriy Zelinskiy, Ines Rutz and Anne-Sofie Voss.

Inside:

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Home away from home Get the perspective of one FYU student living in America and attending college at MCCC. (2)

Bus system assists students Transportation to the college just became a whole lot easier thanks to Lake Erie Transit. (4)

As part of the Youth for Understanding program for international students, six exchange students have joined the ranks at Monroe County Community College (MCCC).

Dmitriy Zelinskiy, 20, is from Kazakhstan. His hobbies and interests include computers, role playing games (especially hard ball), camping, mountain biking and paint ball.

Zelinskiy will be attending MCCC for two years and hopes to achieve a degree in computer sciences.

Anne-Sofie Voss, 19, is from Denmark. Her hobbies and interests include art, painting, drawing, singing, dancing and aerobics.

She is unsure of her career

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choice, but plans to attend MCCC for the fall and winter semesters.

Ines Rutz, 19, is from Switzerland. Her hobbies and interests include reading, shopping, meeting friends and playing the French horn.

She is attending MCCC for the winter semester and has become a reporter for the Agora, MCCC’s student newspaper.

As part of the YFU program, willing students from other countries are allowed to attend colleges in the United States.

The students have no say in what school they will be going to and attend the college for at least a semester.

The students also have the opportunity to stay with a host family that cares for their basic needs while they are attending college.

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Biel joins staff The Whitman Center welcomes UT advisor Edwina Biel, who is available to assist students planning to transfer. (4)

Healthier lifestyle

Considering going vegetarian? Vegan?

There are more health benefits then you may know. (5)

A&E 6

March 2, 2006

Press release: grants awarded The Foundation at Monroe County Community College announced the recipients of its Winter 2006 Grants Program Awards at a reception held February 6 in the Audrey M. Warrick Student Services/ Administration Building. 13 of the 20 requests were granted with full or partial funding for a total of $15,000.

The Foundation at MCCC Grants Program assists faculty, staff, and students by providing funding for the development and implementation of innovative projects that support the MCCC Mission and enrich or improve the quality of education for students.

Funded grant projects, and their recipients, include: · Formula SAE Race Car, applicant Don Kehrer, assistant professor of automotive engineering technology, for an award of $2,500. · Fall National College Media Convention, St. Louis, applicant Mark Bergmooser, assistant professor of speech, journalism and Tae Kwan Do, for an award of $1,740. · MASS Trip to Mammoth Caves, Kentucky, applicant Lisa Scarpelli, instructor of geosciences, for an award of $1,740. · The Humanities Experience, applicant Ann Orwin, assistant professor of English, education and journalism, for an award of $1,740. · Respiratory Therapy Sophomore Team to Compete in the Michigan Society for Respiratory Care Sputum Bowl, applicant Bonnie Boggs, director of respiratory therapy, for an award of $1,740. · Nurses’ Impact Day,

see “grants,” page 7

Spotlight 8

Looking for a good read?

Check out some of the recommended books, whether you’re in the mood for drama, adventure, love, or just a good laugh. (6)

Spotlight Visiting artist Steven Olszewski showcases his unique art at MCCC. (8)

Opinion Virtual pets at click of a button 2

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Allyson Wallace Web Page Editor Pets require a lot of love, care, and time. There is cleaning up after them, remembering to feed them, training them, and even eating of your shoes or homework, in some cases.

Virtual pet sites are my way to simplify life in all of the petlike hectic problems they may cause. After all, what is more low maintenance than graphics on a web site? Not to mention, you can get a pet of almost any species, including

those mystical dragons and unicorns everyone loves. Just check into a web site, adopt the creature, and take care of your new bundle of pixels.

Virtual pet sites house graphics of animals which can be customized. For example, you can paint them to look a certain way, train them to be strong and smart, and, of course, feed and love the little critters. And, for every graphic, there needs to be an artist of them, so it is a perfect way for those who love to draw to get job experience, or just have fun (from one graphics artist to an-

other, someone has to draw those beautiful creatures and items on all sites).

Before you say “virtual pet sites are for kids,” I wish to bring about the case of a user administration on Subeta.org who is quite proud of her fourteen year old grandson, or of a proud mother of two, being a member of the support staff on Rescreatu.com. People who love animals, art, and making friends have a place to come together.

There are many reasons to join a virtual pet site, including

using it as a stress release.

A lot of people tend to relax when playing games and virtual pet sites tend to have many simple ones to relax your busy mind or scattered brain. People can also make tons of friends from all over the world, have fun, and just find another reason to be different. Or, if you happen to be someone interested in web coding or learning to code sites, it’s not too hard to find someone on the sites to teach you some basics, where you then have a chance to play with that coding

New look at love Culture clash: Inez Rutz Reporter

Heather Wilson Photo Editor Being the way that I am is my choice. I have known for quite a long time that I have felt an attraction to girls and guys my entire life. By living my life the way that I was, I thought I would never have to tell anyone about my attraction. Then I read an article in a teen magazine that said it was okay to be bi-sexual.

This past March I decided that I needed to start letting people know. First I started with the closest people that I know. Then the biggest challenge of all came along… telling my parents.

I was going to wait but, unexpectedly, I met this wonderful girl, who I am now in love with. After spending a weekend with her and her family, I came to the conclusion that my parents needed to know.

It was the night of my brother’s and nephew’s birthday. After all the celebration, I told my parents. My dad reacted the way I thought he would, but my mom took it a little worse.

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The decision to leave my family, my friends and even my boyfriend was a hard one. Most of my friends supported me and my wish to study one semester in the United States. I always wanted to go to America and experience the American way of life. And here I am.

This is my sixth week at Monroe County Community College and I have seen many things since I came here. I didn’t have a choice where in the U.S. I wanted to go; the organization Youth For Understanding just placed me here.

I’m living with the Billmaier family.

My host parents are Julie and John, I have three host sisters: Stacie, Kim and Kellie, and one host brother: Brad. But only Kim is still living at home. I really like

the “Billmaier Clan” because they are friendly and extremely funny, even if I don’t understand all the jokes.

My host sister once took me to Canada to go to the clubs. I enjoyed it there; it was an exciting evening. It is a strange feeling not to be allowed to drink any sort of alcohol here. Alcohol is not important to me, but in Switzerland, people are allowed to drink wine and beer when they are 16. At 18, people are allowed to drink every sort of alcohol.

Life here is different from life back home in Switzerland. I miss the healthier food and the mountains; everything is flat here. I also miss my independence. At home, I always take the bus or the train to go where I need to go. Public transportation is very good in

YFU student adjusts to USA

Switzerland. Gas for a car would be too expensive for me here.

I also have problems with the English system of units because I’m used to the metric system.

We don’t have gallons, we have liters; we don’t have degrees, we use grade Celsius.

Differences like those make you feel far away from home. I don’t even know how much I weigh here because we use kilograms instead of pounds.

I can also feel the time difference. When I call my family, there is a six hour time difference. When it is a.m. in Monroe it is 2 pm in Switzerland.

Or as we would say, it is 14 o’clock because we don’t have am and pm; we use 24 hours per day.

For spring break, I’m going with another exchange student to New York to visit a friend. I want to see the Statue of Liberty, Ground Zero, Times Square and Central Park. It is going to be very interesting.

The Agora Editorial Policy The Agora is published by the students of Monroe County Community College, 1555 South Raisinville Road, Monroe, Michigan, 48161. The editorial office is located in 202 of the Life Science Building, (734) 384-4186, agora@monroeccc.edu.

Editorial Policy: Unsigned editorials represent the majority opinion of the Agora staff. Signed columns represent the opinion of the writer. All letters-to-the-editor must include a signature, address, and phone number for verification purposes. The Agora reserves the right to edit for clarity, accuracy, length, and libel.

The Agora is a student-managed newspaper that supports a free student press and is a member of the Michigan Community College Press Association, the Michigan Collegiate Press Association, the Michigan Press Association, the Community College Journalism Association, College Media Advisers, Associated Collegiate Press, and the Student Press Law Center.

Mark Bergmooser, Adviser

March 4, 2006

Agora graphic by ALLYSON WALLACE Reference: Subeta.org & Rescreatu.com

to evolve it to something greater.

Are virtual pet sites just another fad, destined to fade and fizzle, like the past Pogs or Pokemon hobby of people? According to the owners of Rescreatu and Subeta, if anything, virtual pets will become more popular. After all, there is always Neopets to help rope in more and more of the next generation. Anyway people look at it, this is a chance to be different in your own, cyber life way, as well as make friends, learn new things about the cyber world, or just burn time between classes.

I don’t care anyway, as I prefer to be the different college student, destined to her dreams to work for a pet site with her graphics known around the world. Until that time, I will settle for just spoiling my new pets, making new friends of all ages, and slacking off in class.

Winter fury Ashley Johnson Copy Editor Living in Michigan during the winter months is like living on an alien planet. It is cold. It is dark and forlorn. And yes, it is unpredictable.

Walking outside into a Michigan winter morning is like preparing for twenty natural disasters at once. Michiganders know that it is not a mistake if the weather broadcaster report hail, thunderstorms, and snow for the same day. There have been days I have shuffled to class in snow, teeth chattering, only to come out of a classroom hours later to greet clear blue skies and warmer temperatures. I have lost count how many times weather reporters reported the wrong weather for Michigan. Another Monroe County Community College (MCCC) student shares similar views.

“It stinks because one week you are wearing jeans and a sweatshirt and the next you are wearing a snowsuit,” Deanna Rohr, MCCC student, said.

Michiganders endure much from November to April—or whenever the snow and sleet decide to halt. Michiganders

see “winter,” page 7

Agora 3 Campus News LET offers student discounts

March 4, 2006

Heather Wilson Photographer

The Lake Erie Transit (LET) Bus System has given students at Monroe County Community College (MCCC) a break with costs. They recently lowered the price of their monthly passes from $30 to $25 and now offer bus passes for $100 that last the whole semester. A student can purchase a bus pass using the student discount with a valid school ID or a valid school schedule.

The LET also allows high school students in the area to use the discount.

“The idea for discounted bus passes first came from the Jefferson school district when

we stepped in to help transport the junior high and high school kids after the milage didn’t pass,” Denise Drodt, advertising specialist and statistics advisor for LET, said.

Here at MCCC, the financial aid office is trying to help out the students who use public transportation to get to school.

“The MCCC financial aid office is looking into the possibility of transportation scholarships,” Penny Dorcey-Naber, administrative assistant to the director of financial aid, said.

According to the LET website, the busses run to MCCC six days a week. Monday thru Saturday, the busses start running at 6:55 a.m. and end at 5:46 p.m. The first stop at MCCC is 7:06 a.m. The busses

Agora photo by REBECCA KENNEDY

Student Paul Jay catches a Lake Erie Transit bus from the MCCC bus stop.

will drop off every 40 minutes after that point. The last one to the college is 5:46 p.m. The final stop is only a stop to MCCC will only drop off students and will not take on any new passengers. On Saturday the buses only stop at the college six times, once an hour from 10:40 a.m. thru 3:40 p.m.

There are a number of different ways to pay for the transportation. Without the discount, a passenger can pay $.80 per ride or purchase a book of 40 tickets for $16. Bus passes may also be purchased.

“I pay with change, but if I could, I would buy the passes.

They are a lot easier to use, you just have to flash the pass and you are all set,” Ray Bell, MCCC student, said.

Art auction to benefit children Dean’s Angel Ellison

list arrives Kelyn Dillon

Photographer A live auction will take place at Monroe County Community College in the La-Z-Boy Center on Saturday, March 4 at 8:00 p.m., to benefit the new Children’s Center of Monroe.

The auction, held by Ross Gal-

leries, may have pieces from many well known artists, including Adams, Dali, Kinkade, Picasso, Rembrandt, Renoir and Warhol.

Sports and music memorabilia will also be on display, along with donated works of local artists. There will be a door prize of wine and cheese for ticket holders. The preview is from 7:00

Page Editor Monroe County Community College (MCCC) has announced the Fall 2005 semester Dean’s List.

In order to attain a Dean’s List status, several factors must be met.

A student must be enrolled in at least 12 or more credit hours, complete 12 or more credit hours, and earn a GPA of 3.5 or higher.

For the Fall 2005 semester, over 200 MCCC students from 30 communities met the criteria to be on the Dean’s List.

“These numbers are testament to the academic quality of MCCC students and faculty and their commitment to the learning process,” Grace Yackee, vice president of instruction at MCCC, said regardling the list.

“These students are truly the best of the best and the brightest of the brightest,” Yackee said.

MCCC student, Tennery Hicks, said her secret to success is time management. “[Students should] always keep up in all your assignments… always see a writing fellow [and] take pride in your work,” Tennery Hicks, MCCC student, said.

to 8:00 p.m. Tickets can be purchased by calling: (734) 4575439 or 241-8180.

All proceeds will go to the operation of the Children’s Center of Monroe, which opened its doors early in February on 621 South Monroe St., at the request of the community for their services. They offer supervised visitation and exchanges, as well as therapy sessions. Kathy Bruce, Director of the Children’s Center, said that they are looking to begin parenting classes and support groups for children whose parents are going through a divorce.

“Our focus here is on the children,” Bruce said. She explained that sometimes during a divorce, parents become so involved in their issues that the children’s needs are not always at the forefront. While at the Children’s Center, parents leave their issues at the door, and focus on maintaining and building their relationship with their children.

“The center provides a cozy, home like atmosphere. We also provide toys, games, videos, and snacks for visiting families,” Bruce said. She added that anyone interested in their services can call 1-734-457-KIDZ.

UT advisor joins staff Agora photo by REBECCA KENNEDY

MCCC student Danielle Romanoski smokes outside the Campbell Learning Resources Center.

Smoking update Rebecca Kennedy Page Editor Clusters of smokers around doors may become a rare sight on campus if a recommendation from the Smoking Practices on Campus Subcommittee is approved. At a meeting on February 22, the subcommittee, which has been meeting since December, decided to recommend that the college designate seven specific smoking areas, including one at the Whitman Center. The designated areas are sheltered and away from entrances as

much as possible and will be marked by signs.

The subcommittee is also recommending several possible programs to help faculty and students who want to quit smoking, including a mentoring program.

The subcommittee will submit the recommendation to the Health and Safety Committee.

If approved, it will be passed on to Vice Presidents Randy Daniels, Grace Yackee, and Tim Bennett and President David Nixon for final approval.

The new programs would most likely start in Fall 2006.

Michelle Scherlitz Copy Editor The Monroe County Community College Whitman Center now has an advisor, Edwina Biel, to meet with MCCC students that are interested in planning to transfer to University of Toledo.

“During our visit, an academic plan is created letting students know which courses taken at MCCC will apply to programs at UT. In many cases, students can complete an associate’s degree at MCCC, applying the course work from that degree towards a bachelor degree at UT,” Biel said.

“Having a UT advisor has

been a real benefit for me, as I have received a lot of great information on how and what classes I am able to transfer.

When I transfer to UT, I will be attending as a junior in the engineering program,” Curtis Wolfenbarger, MCCC student, said.

“Anything we can do to assist students in making their transition to U.T. easier benefits us all, and we are happy to be involved,” Mark Hall, director of admissions at MCCC, said.

Biel is available on Tuesdays and Wednesdays from 4-8 P.M. and can be reached at 734-8470559. It is suggested that students make an appointment as this process can take up to an hour.

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Extra costs for extra supplies

students bargain shop for additional materials

Kelyn Dillon Tonya Huffman PageEditors For each and every class a student is required to pay for tuition and books, but some classes students are required to buy more than just the usual book or two.

Various items also used in classes could be any of the following: art supplies, Universal Serial Bus (USB) flash drive, calculator, ruler, protractors, and

the list goes on. In some instances a student can locate information on whether he or she is required to purchase one of these extra materials by locating the course information in the bookstore here on campus. The business department here on campus is required to list the extra materials used in each class.

This includes the USB flash drive required for the Computer Information Systems courses (CIS 130). These USB flash

Blood Drive

drives can be found and purchased inside the campus bookstore at $51.99 for a 256 mega byte (mb), which is the required size for computer classes.

Students who have financial aid such as Pell grants and writing fellow vouchers will find it much easier to purchase the USB flash drives at Monroe County Community College (MCCC) bookstore, although this item can be found cheaper at local department stores such as Walmart, K-Mart, Meijer, Target, CVS, Walgreens, and Staples.

Wal-mart offers the 256mb flash drives from about $30-$40 depending on brand while Staples also offers these same 256mb

flash drives from about $30-$60 dollars depending on brand and the sale ad each week.

MCCC student, Brandon Burns is taking CIS 130 and he was required to purchase a USB flash drive of 256mb or larger.

“I spent about $30 for a 256mb at Wal-mart, because usually they have the cheapest and best value. I haven’t used one before this class so I don’t personally need it,” Burns said.

Other courses also require extra materials. On the first day of Biology class, the professor announces that in addition to the lab fees, it is required to purchase additional lab materials. Lab fees for Art and

Science classes were considered the only costs in addition to tuition.

According to Bob Pettit, Biology professor, lab fees cover fetal pigs and replace broken test tubes, slides, and other general lab materials.

For most Math courses, a calculator is required. “[there is] not campus wide policy for a specific model [of calculator]” Vincent Maltese, Math and Science Dean, said.

He also believes it would be beneficial for students if extra costs, not including lab fees, were specified in the catalog; although, production costs prohibit additional information regarding extra costs.

Plant predators vegetarianism healthy, cost-conscious Amanda Lundy Copy Editor

Agora photo by REBECCA KENNEDY

Nurse Diane Haynes takes blood from MCCC student John Miller on February 10.

In science, plant-eaters from the animal kingdom are called herbivores. However, humans who choose this diet are given another name: vegetarians.

Vegetarianism, loosely defined, is a diet consisting of plant-based foods like fruits, vegetables, and grains.

Why would a person choose

Suicide, depression: the taboo Ashley Johnson Copy Editor Mental health brochures describe it as “A permanent solution to a temporary problem.” Coupled with depression, which it often is, the results can be deadly. In fact, more than 30,000 Americans die from it each year according to AFSP.org. It would seem that such a subject would be heavily discussed in society, in order to prevent it and help understanding. And yet, nobody talks about suicide.

Suicide and depression are taboo subjects in America, even though both are more present than commonly thought. Intense guilt and shame are often associated with suicide and depression, making it more difficult to bring them into mainstream conversation.

“We need to talk about it,” Professor Eason, a Monroe County Community College psychology instructor, said.

“If we keep it a dirty little secret then we won’t understand it.”

Professor Eason, who holds a doctorate in clinical psychology, described America’s false view on suicide succinctly: If we discuss the subject, it will cause more incidents to occur.

Because of the misguided cultural view and the tendency of keeping dangerous secrets, many do not tell the proper authorities (such as parents, counselors, psychologists, or teachers) about other friend’s or relative’s suicidal thoughts or depression. As a psychologist, Professor Eason sees both notions as foolish.

“You’re never the wrong person to protect someone else,” Eason said.

When suicide does happen, there is no chance of turning back time. Talking to a parent, whose identity was asked to remain anonymous, of a suicide victim reveals the devastating effects this “permanent solution” has.

“To lose a child for any reason is a devastating experience.

What makes suicide harder to accept is the fact that it probably could have been prevented,” the parent of the victim said. “If

people recognize it in other people, that it’s treatable, they shouldn’t be ashamed to come forth to get help.”

Monroe County’s Suicide Prevention Task Force is helping to raise awareness about depression and suicide. For more information, or to schedule a presentation with a representative on how to recognize different aspects of suicide and how to effectively prevent it, please contact Larry Csokasy at 734-240-1770.

“Break a secret, save a life,” the parent said. “You may lose that friendship, but you ultimately won’t lose that friend.”

For further information and help regarding suicide and depression, visit w w w. y e l l o w r i b b o n . o r g , www.afsp.org, or call 1-800-273Talk.

For further information and help regarding suicide and depression, visit www.yellowribbon.org, www.afsp.org, or call 1800-273-TALK.

to eat this way? Websites such as PETA.org (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) suggest that animal rights, the environment, personal health, religion, fads, and economic reasons are eligible motives.

Timothy Dillon, Monroe County Community College (MCCC) professor of English, h a s ascribed to a vegetarian diet since 1972.

“I did it for more of a philosophical reason,” he said.

“I thought it was a better way of life…different from the main stream.”

Besides philosophical stimulation, health can be a positive side effect of a vegetarian diet.

According to the American H e a r t Association, possible benefits include l o w e r incidences of heart disease, high blood pressure, type-two diabetes, and certain forms of cancer. Holly Alley, nutrition specialist for the U.S. Department of Food and Nutrition, suggests there is evidence that vegetarians have lower rates of osteoporosis, kidney stones, gallstones, and diverticular disease.

Another advantage of vegetarian diets can make wallets feel a little thicker.

According to Vegan.com, fresh

vegetables usually cost less than meat. Rice and beans, a typical staple of this diet, are usually less

expensive than most foods also.

Like most diets, if not well balanced, nutritional problems can occur.

Vegetarians often lack iron, B12, and vitamin D. To obtain these vitamins, many vegetarians need to take supplements. Vitamin D, however, is primarily available through fortified foods, or absorbing 15 to 20 minutes of sunlight daily.

Diets and life decisions require a degree of commitment.

O n e obstacle to commitment for many vegetarians is eating socially.

Dillon, on the other hand, has been a dedicated vegetarian for the past 33 years.

“My mother was afraid I was going to die,” he said with an amused smile. “But the transition wasn’t hard. I have become tolerant of the fact that I live in a carnivore world. I don’t depend on others because I can always just go home and eat.”

In the end, whether it is cost, deficiencies, or the degree of commitment needed, all diets have their trade offs.

Agora 5 Feature Intelligent design creates controversy March 4, 2006

Rebecca Kennedy Page Editor Across America, a debate rages over whether intelligent design – the idea that life is so complex it must have been created by a higher being – should be taught in science classrooms.

Most of the science faculty at Monroe County Community College (MCCC), however, agree that intelligent design has no place in a science classroom.

None of them include intelligent design as part of their curriculum.

“I just don’t think that at public institutions professors should teach it,” Lisa Scarpelli, instructor of geoscience, said.

Chemistry professor David Waggoner agrees.

“That would be asking evidence that supernatural “Personal beliefs are very science teachers to teach intervention has occurred so the frequently included in the scientific community does not dialogue between faculty and religion,” he said.

Faculty members explained accept intelligent design. This of students,” he said. “They are that intelligent design is not course does not in any way critical to the open discussion mean that members of the of any issue. actually a scientific theory.

However, “Intelligent personal design is a pseudobeliefs are science. You can’t just that and test it,” Tracy should never Kling, assistant be confused professor of Grace Yackee, vice president of instruction ws c i ei n t ti f i hc biology, said.

“It should not theory or be taught in a science classroom scientific community rule out the fact,” because it is not a scientific possibility. Many remain silent Kling does occasionally on the issue since they do not mention intelligent design in her theory.”

“Scientific theory is derived possess experimental evidence biology classes. from the conclusions drawn from that supports it.”

“I bring it up to say, this Even though it is not a does not belong in a science repeatable experimental results,” Vinnie Maltese, dean of the scientific theory, Maltese said he classroom and this is why,” she science and mathematics believes there is a place in said. division, said.“There is no classrooms for the discussion of She said that every now and repeatable experimental intelligent design. then students question her on

The measure is the degree to which the content of any classroom discussion is relevant to the subject...

“” Student Kim Billmaier and Detroit Lions quarterback Joey Harrington enjoy the Super Bowl Playboy Party in Detroit. Kim and her twin sister, Kellie, received tickets to the party. Those invited had the opportunity to socialize with the likes of Harrington, rapper Kanye West, Playboy Playmates and stars from ABC’s “Desperate Housewives.”

“It was amazing.

The best party ever,” Kim said.

Agora photo courtesy of KIM BILLMAIER

Gay Straight Alliance brings MCCC together Allyson Wallace Web Page Editor

a place for anyone to talk freely.

Not to mention, it is an activism group and a large leap forward for human rights. The club is not just for the gay, bi, or sexually confused individuals, but also

“Human Rights are for everyone and it’s not just for certain kinds of people,” D o m i n i q u e Daugherty, Monroe County Community College (MCCC) student, said.

Dominique Daugherty, MCCC A new club has developed at MCCC called the those who support the GSA and Gay Straight Alliance, or GSA, its message.

Although they have formed where everyone is free to be as enough members to officially they are. The main goal for the start the group, the battle of GSA is for people who are sexually confused to get growth is far from over.

They are obstacles blocking guidance and comfort, people to the path to the first meeting, make friends, be a safe haven for gays and straights alike, and which is still to be scheduled.

People can still join the club.

There are sign up sheets on almost all boards in every building on MCCC’s main campus.

Many teachers have already thrown in support with watching to make sure people do not student tear down the sign up sheets, and even shared positive feedback.

Still, the GSA wishes for more, supporting people who even have questions to sign up and ask, as there are not stupid questions. So, feel free to contact Dominique at the stations.

Human Rights are for everyone and it’s not just just for certain kinds of people.

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it. She usually responds by talking about the scientific evidence for evolution.

While the science faculty seem to agree that intelligent design does not belong in a science class, many MCCC students say it should be taught alongside evolution.

“People need fundamentals on where everything comes from,” Jeremy Oetjens, a MCCC student, said. “We’re taught everything else around it; why not this?”

Student Megan Ott agrees.

“I think they should either teach both or neither,” she said.

Ultimately, though, students’ beliefs do not dictate the content of classes.

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creates jobs for students Michelle Scherlitz Copy Editor Jason Rzepka, Manager and Communications, spokesperson for mtvU claim that mtvU could be making their presence at Monroe County Community College. “We are working with administrators at MCCC to increase mtvU’s presence, with a goal of installing new plasma screen TV’s in the main dining hall,” said Rzepka.

Jean Ford, director of auxiliary services and purchasing at MCCC, confirmed that mtvU has contacted the college, but the details have yet to be worked out.

What is mtvU? At last, there is a channel that is exclusively geared towards college students. mtvU is full of music that you will not see anywhere else. They will bring you up to date on the latest MTV News and CBS News, which is produced solely for the college audience. They also offer information on how to obtain incredible jobs and internships, the scoop on traveling abroad, and everything else that pertains to college. mtvU is a college network for students at universities around the country. It is currently available on over 730 campuses and likely reaching over 6.5 million students in dining halls, student lounges, fitness

centers, and dorm rooms. mtvU is accessible 24 hours a day 7 days a week.

Every semester mtvU searches out mtvU schools for the best talent in music, film, and animation and gives up and coming students the chance to break into the big-time. mtvU is also making the grade by giving $1500 a week to deserving student organizations that are making a difference in their communities, with it’s mtvU grants.

“As one of mtvU schools MCCC students are eligible to submit for mtvU’s many careerlaunching competitions, win valuable scholarships and grants, and have mtvU tours visit your campus,” Jason Rzepka, Manager, Communications at mtvU, said.

Recently, Madonna surprised Hunter College students in Music, Film, Media Studies and Marketing courses by standing in for their professor for a day, and Bill Gates might have met his future competition when he did the same, in an Intro to Computer programming class at The University of Wisconsin, Madison.

“Bringing mtvU to the campus of MCCC would be great idea as it opens opportunities for local students interested in any type of media career,” Sarah Queen, MCCC student, said.

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Pistons vs. the predictions Gary Knox Reporter Before the NBA season began, sports pundits looked into their crystal balls and predicted big things from teams such as the Miami Heat, Indiana Pacers, and San Antonio Spurs.

As usual, the Detroit Pistons flew under the radar despite their two consecutive trips to the NBA Finals. As the 2005-2006 season unfolded however, the Piston’s

play made it abundantly clear they were the team to beat in the NBA Much of the Piston’s success thus far can be attributed to the team’s chemistry. While the Indiana Pacers dealt with the saga that was Ron Artest, the Miami Heat continued to try and find rhythm with a very different roster. The Pistons continue to gain the cohesiveness that develops with a team who has been together for three years running.

“To keep the same five guys in the lineup day in and day out in these days of the NBA is remarkable,” Bryan Kloster, MCCC student, said.

The Pistons became the third team since 1980 to start the same five guys 50 games in a row. This much needed experience and maturation, along with hiring of new coach Flips Saunders, has added a new sense of offensive freedom to the Piston’s arsenal.

This year, the Pistons average 98.4 points per game, five points better than last year’s team. The Pistons lead the league in 3 point percentage at .398 percent. Last year they shot a mere .345 percent. Pistons guard Richard Hamilton leads the league individually shooting 46 percent from beyond the arc.

Despite offensive improvement, the Pistons have not sacrificed their defensive tenacity.

Like last year, the Pistons are giving a stingy 91 points per game.

What does this all mean? It means Pistons are poised to make another run at the NBA title, proving that crystal balls are not as effective as they used to be.

Read: it does the mind good Ashley Braden Assistant Editor Reading is such a drag. It is so boring. It induces sleep.

Wrong.

Believe it or not, there are books to suit the interests of everyone. Here a couple examples to give you a taste of what is available.

Need a good laugh?

Try Naked, by David Sedaris.

This collection of short stories touches on several aspects of everyday life while intertwining hilarious situations and experiences.

Craving a bit of adventure?

Grab You Shall Know Our Velocity!, written by Dave Eggers.

This story follows two men who m u s t g i v e a w a y $32,000 around the world in one week.

With hum o r , heartbreak, and suspense, Eggers plants his readers right into the journey.

Want to get a little crazy?

Indulge in the extremely graphic American Psycho, written by Bret Easton Ellis. “ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE is scrawled in blood red lettering on the side of the Chemical Bank...” This novel is not for the faint of heart, but

the extreme richness of the details and description is enough to help tolerate the gore.

Feeling philosophical?

The Unbearable Lightness of Being, by Milan Kundera, poses questions to the human mind that m a n y would never consider.

T h i s thoughtprovoking masterpiece introduces readers to an entirely different way of thinking.

Desiring Lovey-Dovey?

Tigers vs. talent Gary Knox Reporter Can it get any worse? This is what Detroit Tiger fans have been asking themselves for more than a decade, a decade which included a record tying 119 losses in 2002.

Since that time, the Tiger’s organization has been preaching off season optimism. Unfortunately this optimism has yet to be met with results, as the Tigers have won only 72 and 71 games the last two seasons.

It is now 2006. Will it be another season filled with promise but left with contempt?

Skeptics point to the past to get their answer, but present ingredients may tell a more hopeful story.

The Tigers money spending habits have been more focused than years past. They needed

to add depth and experience to a young, developing pitching staff. The Tigers did just that, signing closer Todd Jones and starting pitcher Kenny Rogers.

Like a fine wine, Jones has improved with age . The Tiger, closer from 1996 to 2000, set a career high in saves with 42 as a Florida Marlin last season. At 39, Jones should be a veteran, dependable closer, something the Tigers have not had since he left.

The Tiger’s other key pitching acquisition, Kenny Rogers, is another pure example of a veteran whose experience and ability can benefit younger pitchers.

At age 41, Rogers had an All Star season. Rogers put up a14 and 6 record and a solid 4.26 ERA. “It’s the first time we feel we can go to someone. We had Jason Johnson last year. He wasn’t necessarily the vocal leader we needed, but Kenny

Rogers is that,” Tiger’s starting pitcher Nate Robertson said.

Along with much needed pitching depth, the Tigers enter a new season with something they had very little of last season, health. The Tigers will have at their disposal a healthy Magglio Ordonez, who missed the first half of last season with a Sports Hernia injury, and Carlos Guillen, who was plagued with injuries at the end of the year.

The Tigers will also have second baseman Placido Polanco for a full year, a player they acquired in the middle of last season.

There certainly is no reason to cry division title or bust this season. However, with new manager Jim Leyland, who has won a World Series, added pitching depth , and talented, healthy lineup, there is reason to be yet again, optimistic.

God-Shaped Hole, written by Tiffanie DeBartolo, is the perfect love story. It manages to bring joy, sadn e s s , laughter, and tragedy all in 2 8 8 pages.

Need a glimpse of reality?

A must-read is I Am Not Myself These Days (a memoir),

written

by Josh KilmerPurcell.

See life through the eyes of a New York drag queen named Aqua. ‘Nuff said.

So turn off the TV and try some good literary entertainment.

It might not be the snoozefest you would expect.

“Hoodwinked” a new fairytale Linda Whiteside Copy Editor “Hoodwinked” is hip, stylish and family friendly. The latest retelling of the classic Grimm’s Brothers fairytale tells the story behind the story. A bandit is stealing everybody’s recipes and putting bakers out of business.

This forms the premise for a baffling mystery.

Characters such as a wisecracking detective frog called Flippers and a grouchy police chief grizzly bear are added.

Main characters also receive a makeover. Little Red Riding Hood is a sassy kid who wants more out of life, the wolf is turned into an investigative reporter out for the truth, and granny is not your average knitting cookie maker.

The film delivers a unique take on Red Riding Hood. The filmmakers poke fun at police by using pigs, employ clichés of evil, and even take coffee guzzling to the extreme.

Director Cory Edwards uses word play to appeal to his adult audience. At one point, Flippers points out the police do not ar-

rest people for being weird. One of the police tells a fellow officer to release the weird guy locked up in their van. There is also a Mission Impossible spoof and dry humor delivered in a dead pan voice by the wolf, voiced by Patrick Warburton.

Hoodwinked appeals to a broad audience. Kids will enjoy the colorful animation and impossible situations the characters must resolve. Mishaps with dynamite, hostile skiers, and a deadly avalanche work their way into the plot. Short songs are added to introduce each character. The music ranges from light rock to rap to a bit of techno.

“Hoodwinked” delivers a modern fairytale that is smart and up to date. The filmmakers use dialogue to their advantage.

The characters employ sarcasm, wit, and dry humor to get laughs.

The animation is simplistic enough that it does not overwhelm and distract the viewer.

Almost every music lover will find a song that appeals to them.

Altogether, “Hoodwinked” gets five stars for wit, original sarcasm, and animation done well.

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“Don’t expect me to support it. I don’t hate you but don’t expect me to support it,” my mom said.

I found enough support from my friends, my girlfriend, and my girlfriend’s family to cope with the outside disapproval. For those people that are not as lucky to find such assistance with people that they know, there are organizations that can help out.

The Human Rights Campaign is a nationally based organization. Further information can be found at www.hrc.org.

Information is available to help individuals tell their family and friends and how to cope with the pressure of telling these loved ones. The Triangle Foundation, located in Detroit, can provided local based advice. Their Web site is located at www.tri.org.

I now realize that I will never be completely accepted in the modern day world, but I now know that I am happy with who I am.

I am in love with a girl.

drive through snowdrifts, chisel inches of ice from their windshields, shovel and snowplow their driveways, and pray that the other cars on the skating rink roads will not cause a five car pileup.

Michigan’s weather can be taken in a positive way, though.

To survive in Michigan’s winters, one has to be smart. It is essential to know how to dress right, drive right, and cope right with the weather’s effects. Michigander’s learn how to plan days around storms, how to drive in snow and on ice, and how to stop and steer in various conditions. Intelligence is required.

So the next time the alien planet like conditions of Michigan becomes depressing, just remember how smart it makes its survivors. Instead of bitterly complaining, stop and give a salute to Michigan’s winter weather patterns.

After all, they have made Michiganders stronger, wiser, and better survivors of the cold.

for what kind of work they will be doing. I also conduct hospital tours. We take a closer look at what a therapist does in a hospital,” Bonnie Boggs, director of respiratory therapy, said.

The tours are conducted at the University of Michigan hospital and St.Vincent hospital in Toledo. Students can set up their own hospital tours through local respiratory departments.

The Nursing Program will be expecting some changes as well.

Nursing 270 will be replaced with three separate courses; Nursing 272, 274 and online 276.

“The old course was very large and had three specialties of nursing in one course, mental health, obstetrics and pediatric nursing. Now each of the special areas of study will be a separate course. This was recommended by the faculty who taught the old, larger course,” Gail Odneal, dean of health sciences division, said.

There are also two planned Nursing courses awaiting certification by the Michigan State Board of Nursing.

Certification as a Nursing Assistant will be offered as a back-to-back five-week program starting on a Wednesday and ending on a Saturday. “[Students] receive preparation for CNA certification. It prepares them for entry-level nursing, such as nursing home care,” Yackee said.

A proposal for a Licensed Practical Nurse course is being finished and awaiting state approval.

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from “grants,” page 1 applicant Loretta Barber, assistant professor of nursing, for an award of $1,740. · Project REACT 3, applicant Dr. Cindy Riedel, coordinator of the Learning Assistance Lab, for an award of $1,000. · The Construction of a Native American Wigwam Shelter: Living History, Experimental Archaeology and Hands-on Learning at the Navarre Anderson Trading Post, applicant Dr. Kenneth Mohney, assistant professor of sociology/ anthropology, for an award of $900. · Science Odyssey, applicant Lori Bean, associate professor of biology and chemistry, for an award of $500. · Digital Camera, applicant Mark Bergmooser, for an award of $500. · “Read with Me,” applicant Cheryl Johnson, instructor of English and reading, for an award of $450. · Career Coaching, applicant Sandy Kosmyna, director of MCCC’s Whitman Center in Temperance, for an award of $250. · Lunch and Learn at the Whitman Center, applicant Sandy Kosmyna, for an award of $200.

“These grants are a small investment in terms of the huge return they will provide to our students and community,” MCCC President Dr. David Nixon said.

“We congratulate all who received grants. In each case, they have demonstrated educational leadership that goes beyond the classroom.”

The Foundation Grants Program Committee includes Dr. John Holladay, professor of English and philosophy; John Joy, dean of Corporate and Community Services; Susan Miller, Foundation director; Chris Sims, administrative assistant to the dean of Industrial Technology; and Dr. Bernard Sisman, Foundation director.

To make donations to The Foundation at MCCC Grants Program, contact Suzanne Wetzel, director of institutional advancement and executive director of The Foundation, at (734) 384-4206.

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Monroe County Community College’s library was home to sculptures by Steven Olszewski. The sculptures were available for viewing February 1-17.

Galen Abdur Razzaq, left, jazz flutist, performed in MCCC’s cafeteria on February 7.

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