Graphic Design Humour

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GRAPHIC DESIGN HUMOUR

SHOULD COMIC SANS USERS BE BARRED?

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DAILY TYPEFACE FORECAST

Futura

You don’t think of yourself as emotional, however you’ve been in challenging relationships. That is partially because you were designed during hard times and then got popular all the sudden. Don’t be afraid to re-establish boundries.

Baskerville

Every once in a while you suddenly find yourself worrying if you’re worthy to be put in designs. You may even fear that certain books might be too demanding for you. That’s just your perfectionist in you speaking. Take a few breaths and focus on the kerning.

Being a Papyrus, you think everything from movie posters to title sequence thorugh in depth. However, sometimes space are packed so tightly that you need to act on your instinct instead. Trust your intuitions.

Comic Sans

As a quirky-thinking and swiftly-adaptive Comic Sans, if you find something of interest, you’ll easily indulge yourself in. However, certain arrangements might requiring in-depth consideration. Be careful with the time you spend in, especially gradient meshing.

About the forecaster: Arial was said to be a Helvetica wannabe, but the uppercase R shows obvious distinction. Chat to find out more .

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This is one of those wonderful periods when chaotic events are interesting invitations in diguese. Knowing that. expore all your distributing possibility, despite what everyone else says. You’ll soon discover your best approach in achieveing breakthroughs.

While every typeface is influenced by confusing humanist and gemotric features by the printer retreograde, the fact that you’re positioned right in between suggests that you’ll benifit from this period of time. Try to resist instant grafitation to maximise your happiness.

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