Unemployed Philosophers Guild 2022

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TEMPUS FUGIT $20.0

HANDSOME GENUINE LEATHER BAND

Will you look at the time?

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And when you do, will you be staring at a computer screen or squinting at your phone?

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Why not gaze lovingly at one of our smart and stylish Watches instead?

With so many ways to measure the day, you won’t think about time the same way again.

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