Watches

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Will you look at the time? And when you do, will you be staring at a computer screen or squinting at your phone? Why not gaze lovingly at one of our smart and stylish Watches instead? UPG makes any wrist a more interesting place. Go ahead. Give someone the time of day, whether they love the arts and sciences, classic photography, or the fun of looking at a watch that looks back. With so many ways to measure the day, you won’t think about time the same way again.

U.S.S. ENTERPRISE #4428 Il14229c))&*)\R

PTOLEMAIC SYSTEM #2979 Il14229c)@(&(XN

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MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS #3049 Il14229c))!^(?K

HANDSOME GENUINE LEATHER BAND

$25 .00 cdn $20.00

STYLISH CASE

JAPANESE QUARTZ MOVEMENT

PACKAGED FOR DISPLAY IN A TIN / GIFT BOX

TESLA TIME #4517 Il14229c))&*@VL

EACH WATCH HAS ITS OWN INDIVIDUAL HANDS/DISC DESIGN

NOT WATERPROOF

ONE YEAR WARRANTY

EINSTEINIAN RELATIVITY #0219 Il14229c))$#&?K

N … ' ROTATES R RE T U ' ETERNAL NIETZSCHE ETERNAL RETURN OF THE SAME

We made a wristwatch that sums up Nietzsche’s hopeless view of the world!

Instead of a second hand, THE ETERNAL RETURN OF THE SAME revolves around the face. 33mm diameter.

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MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS WATCH

Watch John Cleese distort himself as the hours pass. No taxpayer money was used to develop this watch. Quartz movement. One year warranty. Water resistant – not waterproof. Not for use during The Fish Slapping Dance. 38mm diameter. #3049 Il14229c))!^(?K

O T ATE R

STAR S

THE PTOLEMAIC SYSTEM

Ah, the good old days, when the heavens revolved around the Earth. 33mm diameter.

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R OTATE S R NUMB E

THE EINSTEINIAN RELATIVITY

A clever take on relativity! It tells perfect time, but the numbers rotate! 33mm diameter. #0219 Il14229c))$#&?K

C R U I S E S THROUGH SPACE THE U .S .S . ENTERPR I S E STAR TREK U.S.S. ENTERPRISE WATCH

Five-year mission. One-year warranty. 38mm diameter.

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M E NACES THE GALAXY KLINGON BIRD OF PR E Y STAR TREK KLINGON BIRDOF-PREY WATCH

This watch tells Earth time in Klingon numbers and the second

hand is a menacing Bird-of-Prey. 38mm diameter.

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SALVADOR DALÍ SURREALITY

L VES O V R E ANT

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Dalí’s moustache becomes the minute and hour hands of this surreal watch. One of his ubiquitous ants circles the face every minute. 33mm diameter.

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T HE WATCH S E L CIRC

CHAPLIN CHAPLIN MODERN TIMES ROTATING GEAR

Charlie gets caught up in the machinery of modern times. 38mm diameter.

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SHIVA ROTATING ARMS

Two of the Hindu god’s arms and trident keep track of time. 33mm diameter. #0650 Il14229c))^@(+U

TESLA TIME

If you prize hard work and innovation above cold, hard cash — and if you set your Tesla watch five minutes ahead — you will be ahead of your time, just like Tesla! 38 mm diameter. #4517 Il14229c))&*@VL