Unemployed Philosophers Guild 2022

Wholesale Catalogue 2022

WELCOME TO THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD 2022 WHOLESALE CATALOGUE! We’ve been making smart and funny things for smart and funny people since the Roman Emperor shut down Plato’s Academy (spoilsport).

Here are the many ways we can make your time with us…

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Order directly online at philosophersguild.com First time? We’ll set you up! Email wholesale@philosophersguild.com Call 800.255.8371 if you need any help!

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All the UPG Sales resources are orchestrated…to work together!

Inside this fancy, fun catalogue, you’ll find: • UPG’s newest gifts • All our popular favorites • Eye-catching, space-saving displays • Helpful informational features: • UPG’s Best-Sellers for every category • Seasoned, personable Sales Reps (see the inside back cover) • Lots of easy ways to order

Welcome to The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

We have brilliant gifts.

YOU ARE HERE 93 Order Form 97 Sales Reps 96 Best-Sellers & Policies 85 Bob Ross 70 Candles

SECULAR SAINTS

45 Cards

QUOTABLE NOTABLES

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Mugs (Traditional) Mugs (Transforming) New Products Notebooks POCKET-SIZE & FULL-SIZE

82 Pill Boxes 34 Pins, Enamel 32 Planter Pots FERTILE MINDS

89 Displays 55 Dolls

75 Plush Décor

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83 Ruth Bader Ginsburg 50 Soap

LITTLE THINKERS

Eidos

IMAGE MATCHING CARD GAME

21 Finger Puppets

MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES

77 90 28 39 78 42 84 88

Freudian Slippers Ivory Tower & Mini Ivory Tower Displays Jigsaw Puzzles Lip Balm Magnetic Play Sets Mints Mister Rogers Monty Python

STUFFED PORTRAITS

FOAM SWEET FOAM

74 86 66 74 26

Shot Glasses Star Trek Sticky Note Booklets Tableware & Proof is in the Pudding Bowls T*Lights TRANSFORMING TEA LIGHT HOLDERS

76 T-Shirts 77 Trumpzilla 80 Watches TEMPUS FUGIT

63 Zipper Bags

THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD’s origins date from the time of Socrates – 399 BCE – and our one regret is the great philosopher never saw the finger puppet we made in his image. As you turn the pages of this catalogue, you’ll see some of the smartest, funniest, greatest ideas of all time – from the Renaissance to the Regency Era (we speak fluent Jane Austen) to the American Revolution to last Tuesday.

As the U.S. relocated its capitol from Philadelphia to Trenton to a New York tavern to Washington, DC, UPG landed in the new nation. By the early 1990s, UPG HQ was New York City’s Lower East Side, where two brothers applied their advanced degrees and dedication to paying off student loans to fulfilling the people’s need for finger puppets, warm slippers, coffee mugs, and cracking up at stuff.

Today, we continue the UPG tradition in the Brooklyn Ivory Tower. Our inspiring collection of great thinkers, dazzling artists, and unforgettable cultural icons will delight and inspire even your most hard-to-please customers.

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NEW PRODUCTS

JANE AUSTEN’S REGENCY FINERY HEAT-TRANSFORMING MUG

Consider this a formal introduction to Jane Austen’s REGENCY FINERY Heat-Transforming Mug. When the mug is cool, it is ringed with five becoming young ladies, each in her walking attire and bonnet. When the mug is warm, the young ladies change into lovely evening attire.

On behalf of this charming mug in its own gift box, we thank you and send compliments to your mother.

12 oz./350 mL #5690

COLD

AVAILABLE JANUARY

$7.00 / $9.00 cdn Multiples of 4.

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MYSTERIOUS SEA T*LIGHT

Our Mysterious Sea T*Lights heat-transforming candle holders can change your perspective. Cold, they feature silhouettes of two ships calmly sailing over dark seas.

But when you drop in a lit tea light or votive candle, the porcelain warms to slowly reveal two of the ocean’s biggest mysteries… #5676

COLD

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DRAGONFLY T*LIGHT

UPG’s eye-catching Dragonfly T*Lights are (two) heat-transforming works of art.

When the porcelain is cool, the dark design elements take prominence; drop a lit tea light or votive into the candle holder and the heat will gradually draw out dragonflies in the colors of Tiffany glass. #5687

AVAILABLE JANUARY

AVAILABLE JANUARY

$7.00 / $8.75 cdn Multiples of 4.

$7.00 / $8.75 cdn Multiples of 4.

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NEW PRODUCTS

ALOE-SAURUS JURASSIC SOAP

WE WILL WASH YOU SOAP

Aloe-saurus Jurassic Soap leaves all your terrible lizards clean and fresh. Excavates the dirt from tiny claws – no more sticky Archaeopteryx! Long-lasting, so it’s the perfect soap for thunder lizard sleep-over parties. Discover the dinosaur footprints tracking across every bar. aloe, cucumber #5700

Here’s a soap for all the champions! Gets you fresh for when THE SHOW MUST GO ON – keeps you fresh when you TRAVEL AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT. Who will scrub you the right way?

We will. We Will Wash You. almond, cocoa butter #5701

AVAILABLE JANUARY

$1.75 / $2.50 cdn Multiples of 8.

$1.75 / $2.50 cdn Multiples of 8.

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AVAILABLE JANUARY

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BIRD BATH SOAP

MONTY PYTHON’S LUMBERJACK SOAP

AVAILABLE JANUARY

$1.75 / $2.50 cdn Multiples of 8.

For that fresh-from-the-fountain feeling, you need Bird Bath Soap. Makes a sweet little guest soap or the pièce de résistance of your thoughtful house-warming gift.

Keep one for yourself and you’ll sing in the shower…and the bath…and the puddle! bayberry #5703

$1.75 / $2.50 cdn Multiples of 8.

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If you’re a lumberjack and you’re okay, you need Monty Python’s Lumberjack Soap. Cut down trees. Eat your lunch. Wash your hands! fresh-cut timber #5651 AVAILABLE JANUARY

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RAPTOR AFTER-DINNER MINTS

Raptor After-Dinner Mints are a delightful little dinosaur pick-me-up with more impact than an asteroid. Packed in a tin to keep them terribly fresh, they’re the perfect mint for a human or a terrible lizard. peppermint #5697 AVAILABLE FEBRUARY

$1.75 / $2.50 cdn Multiples of 24.

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BIRDWATCHING POCKET NOTEBOOK

Whether you’re a night-owl or an early bird, you’re likely to sight the world’s most fascinating creatures.

UPG’s Birdwatching notebook captures thoughts and observations, with features to help Train Your Gaze and pages for seasoned birders to record data and Sketch species you discover. No matter where you are, you’re a naturalist!

48 pages | pocket size 3"×5" | Lined and blank pages #5702 AVAILABLE MARCH

$2.00 / $2.50 cdn Multiples of 6.

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BACK

FRONT

TAROT BAG

BOB ROSS SECULAR SAINT CANDLE

AVAILABLE MARCH

AVAILABLE JANUARY

$6.00 / $8.00 cdn Multiples of 4.

$6.25 / $8.50 cdn Multiples of 6.

UPG’s wondrous Tarot Bag is bedecked with images from the classic Rider Waite tarot deck.

Whether you need a fascinating pouch to carry your own cards or a zipper bag to hold your fortune, you’ll agree – it’s divine. Zipper bag is 5"×9" with a 2" gusset so it stands at the ready! #5696

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Show your devotion to The Joy of Painting’s Bob Ross – the patron saint of Former Drill Sergeants, Rescue Animals, and Happy Accidents – with this colorful votive! #5713

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NEW PRODUCTS AKIRA KUROSAWA MAGNETIC PERSONALITY

Is there a promising filmmaker in your life – maybe you?

Our Akira Kurosawa plush puppet is the ideal companion on the set and in the edit suite. Kurosawa said, “Unless you have a rich reserve within, you can’t create anything.

Memory is the source of your creation.” So get out there and make some memories. (And some movies!) #5694 AVAILABLE MARCH

$3.75 / $4.75 cdn Multiples of 6.

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BAYARD RUSTIN MAGNETIC PERSONALITY

One of the powerful forces behind civil rights was the inspiration for the Bayard Rustin Magnetic Personality. On your desk or in your locker, this Rustin plush puppet will remind you: “people, by helping others who are also in trouble, grow in strength to help themselves…” #5693 AVAILABLE MARCH

$3.75 / $4.75 cdn Multiples of 6.

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JAMES BALDWIN LITTLE THINKER

Your study carrel or bookshelf is just the place for UPG’s James Baldwin Little Thinker – a plush doll replica of the novelist, playwright, and activist. Let one of the best essayists this nation has ever produced inspire you! #5692 AVAILABLE MARCH

$10.00 / $13.00 cdn Multiples of 2.

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6 NEW PRODUCTS FRIDA’S GARDEN JIGSAW PUZZLE

Spend time in Frida’s Garden in the flourishing company of lively animals, colorful blooms and lush succulents, green foliage… and that most mysterious of creatures, Diego. 19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm).

1000 pieces. #5685 AVAILABLE JANUARY

$9.25 / $12.50 cdn Multiples of 2.

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PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SLOGANS JIGSAW PUZZLE

The United States is a proud nation of individuals who want to RETURN TO NORMALCY and to vote FOR A NEW DEAL. Whether you proclaim I LIKE IKE or you like LBJ FOR THE USA, you’ll enjoy this colorful Presidential Campaign Slogans jigsaw puzzle. A collection of mottos and rallying cries, buttons and banners and badges – it’s for everyone who believes THIS IS OUR YEAR… isn’t that all of us?

19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm). 1000 pieces. #5684 AVAILABLE JANUARY

$9.25 / $12.50 cdn Multiples of 2.

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FRONT

TW O PU ZZ LE S IN ON E!

AGE OF THE DINOSAURS JIGSAW PUZZLE

Put together one side to see these terrible lizards come to life in their Mesozoic Era habitat – then take it apart and reassemble the dinosaur skeleton exhibit in your local museum. UPG’s Age of the Dinosaurs double-sided jigsaw puzzle is two puzzles in one for long-lasting fun!

11¾" × 35³⁄8" (30cm × 90cm). 1000 pieces. #5686 AVAILABLE JANUARY

$9.25 / $12.50 cdn Multiples of 2.

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*for full puzzle images see page 30.

EIDOS – WHAT’S IN A NAME? είδος Eídos EIDOS, noun ei·dos | \ `ī,däs, `ā,- \ Something that is seen or intuited; image, idea. Origin: Greek.

EIDOS

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INSTRUCTION BOOK RULES FOR 7 DIFFERENT KINDS OF GAMEPLAY EIDOS DECK 73 UNIQUE CARDS

4¼" × 4" × 1½" (11×10.5×3.9 cm)

Eidos is a beautiful card-matching game you can pick up and play!

Each deck has 73 cards, each with 9 different images.

While no 2 cards are the same, any 2 cards have only 1 image in common…but can you find it first?

Boxed set contains Eidos card deck, instruction book with rules for 7 different kinds of gameplay, and fold-out image gallery mini poster.

EIDOS IN SPACE

Planets and constellations, ancient star maps, astronomers, Space-Age rockets…dozens and dozens of images spanning our history as a species of adventurers – from star-gazing to STEM and still star-gazing. Dazzling cosmic images that will keep you looking up.

We have an EIDOS on Space. #5632 AVAILABLE FEBRUARY

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EIDOS – GREAT ART

Ancient Egypt, the Dutch Baroque Period, Stone Age Austria, feudal Japan, 20th century Mexico… You’ll find the works of artists you know, as well as time-honored creators whose work speaks for itself.

Spend time with beautiful art pieces of genius. We have an EIDOS for ART. #5631

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FOLD-OUT 11" × 17" (28×43 CM) IMAGE GALLERY 73 ITEMS IDENTIFIED

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TRANSFORMING MUGS $7.00

When you pour yourself a nice hot chocolate, coffee, or tea in one of our Transforming Mugs, it changes everything — including the mug, itself. Sip your steaming beverage, watch the images transform, and enjoy the change of perspective.

SF O R M S !

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OPEN AT THE TOP SO YOU CAN ADD LIQUID! IMAGES TRANSFORM WHEN YOU POUR A HOT BEVERAGE

ORIGINAL UPG DESIGN

HANDLE COMES FREE WITH EVERY MUG!

HOLD HERE TO PREVENT BURNING YOUR HANDS!

CARE INSTRUCTIONS INSIDE

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SO COOL!

SO HOT!

CLOSED AT THE BOTTOM TO PREVENT BEVERAGE FROM LEAKING OUT!

FREE DISPLAY INSERTS INCLUDED WITH ALL YOUR ORDERS FOR TRANSFORMING MUGS

SPOILERS! BEFORE-AND-AFTER VIEWS

EACH MUG INDIVIDUALLY BOXED

BEST-SELLERS

CONSTELLATION #2762

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BOB ROSS SELF-PAINTING MUG #4961

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MISTER ROGERS SWEATER CHANGING #3748

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BUTTERFLIES #5568

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DISAPPEARING CHESHIRE DISAPPEARING DINOSAURS CAT #0982 #0025

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Multiples of 4/style.

$7.00 / $9.00 cdn

TRANSFORMING MUGS

FOOTPRINT INSIDE!

COLD

COLD

HOT

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MOON MUG

PLANET

Two gorgeous Moon portraits (Near/Far Side). Hot water reveals names of Apollo missions, astronauts, and milestones. 14 oz./400 mL #5392

Every time you pour a hot beverage, learn about each planet in the solar system. 12 oz. /350 mL #5293

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COLD

COLD

HOT

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CONSTELLATION

GOLDEN CONSTELLATIONS

Have coffee with the stars. 12 oz./350 mL #2762

When you pour hot water, eleven original constellation illustrations appear. 12 oz./350 mL #5295

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COLD

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BIOLUMINESCENCE

The mighty sea rolls on, concealing things both mysterious and rare — including animals that produce chemicals to make themselves light up! 14 oz./400 mL #5048

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CLIMATE CHANGE

Add hot water and watch sea levels rise. Let things cool off and the coastlines return. 12 oz./350 mL #3869

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10 TRANSFORMING MUGS

$7.00 / $9.00 cdn

Multiples of 4/style.

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BOB ROSS SELF-PAINTING MUG

GREAT NUDES

On the cold mug, Bob Ross’s image reminds you to find time in your life to create. When you pour a hot beverage, his painting appears to inspire you. 14 oz./400 mL #4961

Add a hot beverage and their clothing vanishes. (They’re all famous masterpieces — artistic nudity!) 14 oz./400 mL #2240

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HOT

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DISAPP EAR ING VAN GOGH

DISAPPEARING CHESHIRE CAT

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The cat disappears, leaving only a grin.

10 oz./300 mL #0025

Pour in a hot beverage and watch the famous painter’s ear disappear. 10 oz./300 mL #0125

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DISAPPEARING DINOSAURS

Dinosaurs transform into fossils! 14 oz./400 mL #0982

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SHARK!

Add hot coffee or tea and stay out of the water.

14 oz./400 mL #2985

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Multiples of 4/style.

$7.00 / $9.00 cdn

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NEW!

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JANE AUSTEN’S REGENCY FINERY

DISAPPEARING WIVES OF HENRY VIII

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When the mug is warm, the young ladies change into lovely evening attire. 12 oz./350 mL #5690

Add hot water and the wives disappear until things cool off. 12 oz./350 mL #0064

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DAY OF THE DEAD / DÍA DE LOS MUERTOS

ALFRED HITCHCOCK

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This Day of the Dead / Día de los Muertos heattransforming mug makes every beverage festive!

12 oz./350 mL #5577

COLD

This mug makes you shiver (add ice) and sweat (add hot water). Transforms to reveal 13 Hitchcock movie titles!

12 oz./350 mL #5360

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HOT

JESUS SHAVES

Jesus needs hot water to shave! 14 oz./400 mL #0981

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GREAT GAYS OUT OF THE CLOSET

Add hot liquid and 14 great gays from history proudly throw open the closet doors! 14 oz./400 mL #1655

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12 TRANSFORMING MUGS

$7.00 / $9.00 cdn

Multiples of 4/style.

COLD

COLD

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STAR TREK TRANSPORTER

MISTER ROGERS SWEATER CHANGING

When you add hot water, Kirk, Spock, Uhura, and McCoy leave the Transporter Room and materialize to explore the planet surface. Energize! 14 oz./400 mL #4606

When you add hot water, he changes into his cardigan!

14 oz./400 mL #3748

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RUTH BADER GINSBURG

GREAT SUPREME COURT CASES

When the mug is cold, RBG wears her judicial robe. When the mug is hot, hand Justice Ginsburg a boxing robe.

12 oz./350 mL #5509

Add a hot beverage and the losing sides disappear. 12 oz./350 mL #1657

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DISAPPEARING CIVIL LIBERTIES

Watch your rights disappear. 10 oz./300 mL #0236

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DEMOCRATIC DREAM

Add hot water, red states turn blue, the Democrats’ dreams come true. 12 oz./350 mL #0971

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Multiples of 4/style.

$7.00 / $9.00 cdn

COLD

HOT

BUTTERFLIES

Pour hot water to witness 18 real butterfly species reveal their true colors. 14 oz./400mL #5568

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BIRDS ON A WIRE

This mug features 18 silhouettes of birds on a wire. Add hot water and watch the species appear in full color.

12 oz./350 mL #4746

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SHOWCASE YOUR MUGS IN AN

IVORY TOWER SEE PAGE 90

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TRADITIONAL MUGS OPENING AT THE TOP LETS BEVERAGES FLOW IN

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Our Traditional Mugs honor rituals established thousands of years ago when our ancestors quit drinking out of puddles.

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As philosophers, we’re all about tradition. We’re also about beauty, wisdom, love, justice, being, Being, apophasis, paralipsis, paralepsis… where was I?

INDIVIDUALLY BOXED

TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE AND YOUR LIQUIDS!

CLOSING AT THE BOTTOM KEEPS BEVERAGES FROM FLOWING OUT

As you can see, all of our mugs are big ideas with a handle. Whether you’re fascinated by mathematical formulas or miniature art histories or crossword puzzles, they just might make you a morning person.

READY TO KEEP FOR YOURSELF READY FOR GIFT-GIVING

And with so many beautiful designs, our mugs will look good in front of your mug.

BEST-SELLERS

SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS #0065

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JANE AUSTEN #3764

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BRIEF HISTORY OF ART #1658

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GEOLOGIC TIME #5019

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THE LITERARY CAT #5375

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FRIDA DREAMS #4747

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Multiples of 4/style.

$7.00 / $9.00 cdn

TRADITIONAL MUGS 15

FRIDA’S QUOTE IN ENGLISH AND SPANISH

BRIEF HISTORY OF ART

From Lascaux to Picasso. 16 oz./475 mL #1658

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FRIDA DREAMS

The perfect mug for Frida Kahlo’s many admirers — the realists and the dreamers alike. 12 oz./350 mL #4747

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STARSHIPS OF STAR TREK

It’s been more than a half-century since the five-year mission that created a lasting legacy. Do you know a Star Trek fan who doesn’t have one yet? Make it so. Holds 14 oz./400 mL of bloodwine or tea (Earl Grey, hot). #4378

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DINOSAURIA — THE TERRIBLE LIZARDS MUG

For all true dino fans who know the meaning of T-rex’s name. 12 oz. / 300 mL #5633

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MATH MUG

20 of the most popular mathematical formulae.

14 oz./400 mL #0492

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GEOLOGIC TIME

Our Geologic Time mug will remind you of your days as an amateur paleontologist digging in the yard and collecting shells on the beach. 4.56 billion years in the making.

14 oz./400 mL #5019

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16 TRADITIONAL MUGS

$7.00 / $9.00 cdn

Multiples of 4/style.

SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS

The Bard’s best put-downs. 14 oz./400 mL #0065

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BANNED BOOKS

24 literary classics too hot to handle. 12 oz./350 mL #2480

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PAWPRINT INSIDE

PAWPRINT INSIDE

THE ARTISTIC CAT

THE LITERARY CAT

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This transfixing mug features artists’ portraits of beautiful creatures. Muses captured for a moment.

Before they vanish again. 12 oz./350 mL #5529

FIRST LINES OF LITERATURE

It’ll give you the literary inspiration to tackle your day. For best results, serve with our Last Lines of Literature mug.

14 oz./400 mL #2763

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Nine quotes from authors who cannot resist a kitten.

Settle down with a cozy book and a good cat and viceversa. 12 oz./350 mL #5375

BAD ART

Our Bad Art mug features genuine paintings from the MUSEUM OF BAD ART. 14 oz./400 mL #5395

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Multiples of 4/style.

$7.00 / $9.00 cdn

TRADITIONAL MUGS 17

GILBERT & SULLIVAN

JANE AUSTEN

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Though “Delighted” I may / Occasionally say, / I never use a big, big D – / What, never? 14 oz./400 mL #5564

EDGAR ALLAN POE

Makes any beverage mysterious! 14 oz./400 mL #3356

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I LOVE YOU MUG

This beautiful mug says “I Love You” forty ways. Remind your paramour of your steamy devotion over coffee at work, over cocoa on cozy evenings …and over breakfast.

12 oz./350 mL #5297

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Just the thing for women of independent means and superior men. 14 oz./400 mL #3764

ROALD DAHL

“The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.” Running a close second is caffeine.

14 oz./400 mL #5394

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SHERLOCK HOLMES

Holmes quotes, rules of deduction, intriguing images, and Sidney Pagets’ portrait of the world’s only consulting detective! 14 oz./400 mL #4638

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18 TRADITIONAL MUGS

$7.00 / $9.00 cdn

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19TH AMENDMENT

Our 19th Amendment mug is a reminder that democracy requires the good will, faith, and honest engagement of its citizens. 12 oz./350 mL #5542

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YIDDISH INSULTS

Some occasions in life call for a bon mot – others demand this Yiddish Insults mug. 14 oz./400 mL #5508

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PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SLOGANS 29 classic slogans, from Adlai to Zachary. 14 oz./400 mL #0978

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CROSSWORD PUZZLE MUG

Solve the crossword on the box (pencil inside!), then wash your mug and look for more than two dozen puzzles online! 14 oz./400 mL #3340

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Speak softly and carry a big stick…so we can play “Fetch”! 12 oz. / 350 mL #5662

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Multiples of 4/style.

$7.00 / $9.00 cdn

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YOGA MAT COASTER INCLUDED!

HOW TO: YOGA

Now you know what to get your guru. 12 oz./350 mL #3464

Il142 9c) $&@VL IT’S HARD TO GET A HANDLE ON THE UNITED STATES

This porcelain cup is made in the style of a yunomi – traditional Japanese tea cup without a handle – and debossed with original drawings of all 50 states…in the order they joined the United States!

9 oz./260mL #5383

ROPES INCLUDED!

HOW TO: KNOTS

Earn a merit badge on your coffee break. Ropes included!

12 oz./350 mL #3822

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IT’S HARD TO GET A HANDLE ON MODERN ART Own a work of art — one that employs a bold, minimal palette to depict 65 great modern artists from Courbet to Warhol.

9 oz./260 mL #5193

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IT’S HARD TO GET A HANDLE ON PHILOSOPHY

What is truth? What is happiness? What is the best place for my favorite libation?

Here are 60 Western philosophers to help you with at least one of these questions.

9 oz./260 mL #4253

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IT’S HARD TO GET A HANDLE ON ENGLISH ROYALTY

This drinking vessel depicts all the kings and queens from Alfred to Elizabeth II… and one unfortunate Interregnum — more kings and queens than any other cup! We are amused. 9 oz./260 mL #5192

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20 TRADITIONAL MUGS

$7.00 / $9.00 cdn

Multiples of 4/style.

MONTY PYTHON QUOTES MUG Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Say no more! #2965

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FREUDIAN SIPS

When you say one thing but mean your mother!

12 oz./350 mL #0084

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SHOWCASE YOUR MUGS IN A

MINI IVORY TOWER SEE PAGE 92

MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES $3.75

A MAGNET ON YOUR FRIDGE

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Every Magnetic Personality is a puppet on your finger and a magnet on your fridge or locker. Each original design captures the personality of a remarkable individual…

5 cdn

APPROX. 4" TALL

Do you know this woman?

Childhood trauma all but stole her voice; reciting poetry, she restored it. Her voice would grow in power – on the page and in person.

DRESSED IN PERIOD CLOTHING & ACCESSORIES

ESSENTIAL INFORMATION

Of course you do!

“There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.” Poet and memoirist, professor and civil rights activist, Maya Angelou lived a life of resonance.

It’s all who you know.

The calypso singer who never went to college became Professor Angelou, receiving the Presidential Medal of Freedom and National Medal of Arts. All Magnetic Personalities include a tag with brief bio, important dates and a thoughtful introduction to one of our original thinkers and cultural icons. Why not surround yourself with Magnetic Personalities? Get to know real characters — and people of real character.

Browse Magnetic Personalities finger puppets by category: Philosophy · STEM · Authors & Literature · Performing & Visual Arts · World Religions · History & Politics · Star Trek

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RUTH BADER GINSBURG #5036

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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE #0104

ANDY WARHOL #0643

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AUTHORS & LITERATURE SHOLOM ALEICHEM #0516

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ANTON CHEKHOV #0919

CHESHIRE CAT #2191

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LANGSTON HUGHES #4240

ZORA NEALE HURSTON #0196

MAYA ANGELOU #5212

JANE AUSTEN #0145

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JAMES JOYCE #0146

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MOBY DICK #4393

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DOROTHY PARKER #0252

SYLVIA PLATH #3554

EDGAR ALLAN POE #0198

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POE’S RAVEN #4394

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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE #0104

MARK TWAIN #0628

KURT VONNEGUT #2944

WALT WHITMAN #4096

VIRGINIA WOOLF #0124

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PERFORMING & VISUAL ARTS LOUIS ARMSTRONG #2186

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KEITH HARING #2941

ALFRED HITCHCOCK #5362

CLAUDE MONET #0082

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BOB ROSS #5300

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LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN #0150

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CHARLIE CHAPLIN #0928

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SALVADOR DALÍ #0033

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FRIDA KAHLO #0057

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AKIRA KUROSAWA #5694

LEONARDO DA VINCI #0543

FREDDIE MERCURY #5594

W. A. MOZART #0144

GEORGIA O’KEEFFE #0518

PABLO PICASSO #0921

DJANGO REINHARDT #5299

DIEGO RIVERA #0154

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THE SCREAM #0646

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FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT #0610

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WORLD RELIGIONS LAUGHING BUDDHA #0020

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MOSES #3265

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HISTORY & POLITICS JOE BIDEN #5654

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FREDERICK DOUGLASS #0255

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THOMAS JEFFERSON #0521

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ROSA PARKS #2185

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BERNIE SANDERS #5545

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BENJAMIN FRANKLIN #0221

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ABRAHAM LINCOLN #0245

NELLIE BLY #4246

SHIRLEY CHISHOLM #5532

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RUTH BADER GINSBURG #5036

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MALCOLM X #3916

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ROSIE THE RIVETER #5379

ELEANOR ROOSEVELT #0223

SOJOURNER TRUTH #0621

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BARACK OBAMA #0644

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THEODORE ROOSEVELT #0254

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HARRIET TUBMAN #0241

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MICHELLE OBAMA #5510

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BETSY ROSS #1840

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ELIZABETH WARREN #5544

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BESSIE COLEMAN #5511

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KAMALA D. HARRIS #5653

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PHILOSOPHY G.W.F. HEGEL #0197

MICHEL FOUCAULT #0185

SØREN KIERKEGAARD #0181

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KARL MARX #0250

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STAR TREK FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE #0087

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CAPTAIN KIRK #4550

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UHURA #4554

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STEM MARIE SKLODOWSKA CURIE #0296

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NIKOLA TESLA #0636

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CHARLES DARWIN #0251

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ISAAC NEWTON #0249

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ALAN TURING #4097

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DR. ANTHONY S. FAUCI #5639

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PAVLOV’S DOG #0151

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CARL SAGAN #3555

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Transforming Tea Light Holders

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With their unglazed porcelain and handmade feel, T*Lights add a fascinating glow to any décor.

Right out of the box, T*Lights are COOL design elements.

*Transforming Lights

Full transformation may take up to 20 minutes. (Tea light not included.)

Compliments will be glowing.

As a lit tea light WARMS the porcelain, beautiful images are slowly revealed.

2 3⁄8" dia. × 4" tall (6cm × 10cm)

Multiples of 4/style.

COLD

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CONSTELLATIONS

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GREAT NUDES

It’s never too early for stars to be out.

Armchair star-gazers will spot familiar figures among the spangle of stars.

When the candle has warmed the porcelain, 11 favorite Constellations appear. #5666

BIRDS ON A WIRE

People change… out of their garb and back to a state of nature. Light a candle and when things heat up, it’s just a matter of time until Great Nudes from art masterpieces are unveiled. #5668

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Black and white silhouettes perch on wires. Drop in a lit candle and be patient until the distinctive field marks and hues of 18 colorful species of Birds are revealed. #5667

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MYSTERIOUS SEA

Our Mysterious Sea T*Lights heattransforming candle holders can change your perspective. Cold, they feature silhouettes of two ships calmly sailing over dark seas. But when you drop in a lit tea light or votive candle, the porcelain warms to slowly reveal two of the ocean’s biggest mysteries… #5676

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DRAGONFLY

UPG’s eye-catching Dragonfly T*Lights are (two) heattransforming works of art. When the porcelain is cool, the dark design elements take prominence; drop a lit tea light or votive into the candle holder and the heat will gradually draw out dragonflies in the colors of Tiffany glass. #5687

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BUTTERFLIES

The flame of a tea light brings about mysterious processes. Bit by bit, there’s a flutter of color, a glimpse of pattern, and 17 classic illustrations of Butterflies emerge after their metamorphosis. #5669

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JIGSAW PUZZLES $9.25

There’s nothing like the satisfying click when a piece of the puzzle fits. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild invites you to join us over a jigsaw puzzle!

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1000 PIECES THAT CLICK (SNUG FIT!) LOW DUST MATTE FINISH/LOW GLARE ACTUAL SIZE

PUZZLE ART MINI POSTER INSIDE PUZZLE ART ON ALL 6 SIDES!

9" × 12½" × 2" (23 × 32 × 5 cm)

BEST-SELLERS

GREAT FIRST LINES OF LITERATURE #5627

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A BRIEF HISTORY OF ART #5630

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MISTER ROGERS #5661

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JIGSAW PUZZLES 29

NEW!

FRIDA’S GARDEN

Spend time in Frida’s Garden in the flourishing company of lively animals, colorful blooms and lush succulents, green foliage… and that most mysterious of creatures, Diego.

19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5685

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MODERN ARTISTS

Courbet, Manet, Degas, Cézanne, and Klimt. Monet, Renoir, Cassatt, Gauguin, van Gogh. Louise Bourgeois and Lichtenstein.

Frankenthaler and Warhol. This jigsaw puzzle celebrates 70 formidable Modern Artists.

(Feuds and models not included.)

19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5663

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A BRIEF HISTORY OF ART

From the Lascaux Cave paintings in prehistoric France… all the way to the Abstract end-ofthe-20th-century USA, now you can relive the history of Western Art in a single weekend!

Each time you assemble UPG’s A Brief History of Art jigsaw puzzle, you receive an entire course in Art History in a mere fraction of the time!

11¾" × 35³⁄8" (30cm × 90cm) #5630

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GEOLOGICAL TIME

Ah, nostalgia. Remember when trilobites were soooooo popular? Pangaea… now, there was a supercontinent. If you’re too young to recall the Devonian era, UPG’s beautiful Geological Time jigsaw puzzle has a timeline with layers of fossils and facts to help you put it all together.

11¾" × 35³⁄8" (30cm × 90cm) #5629

Il142 9c) $&!YO

30 JIGSAW PUZZLES

$9.25 / $12.50 cdn

Multiples of 2/style.

NEW! PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SLOGANS

The United States is a proud nation of individuals who want to RETURN TO NORMALCY and to vote FOR A NEW DEAL. Whether you proclaim I LIKE IKE or you like LBJ FOR THE USA, you’ll enjoy this colorful Presidential Campaign Slogans jigsaw puzzle. A collection of mottos and rallying cries, buttons and banners and badges – it’s for everyone who believes THIS IS OUR YEAR… isn’t that all of us?

19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5684

Il142 9c) !#&+U NEW!

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AGE OF THE DINOSAURS

Put together one side to see these terrible lizards come to life in their Mesozoic Era habitat – then take it apart and reassemble the dinosaur skeleton exhibit in your local museum.

UPG’s Age of the Dinosaurs double-sided jigsaw puzzle is two puzzles in one for longlasting fun!

11¾" × 35³⁄8" (30cm × 90cm) #5686

TW O PU ZZ LE S IN ON E!

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MISTER ROGERS

Spend time with UPG’s Mister Rogers Jigsaw Puzzle. You’ll enjoy dozens of colorful quotes and song lyrics, images of his iconic sweater and Trolley, as well as characters from the Neighborhood of Make-Believe. We’ve always wanted to have a neighbor just like him. 19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5661

Il142 9c) $(^\R

Multiples of 2/style.

$9.25 / $12.50 cdn

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JANE AUSTEN LITERARY LINES

Janeites, unite! The Unemployed Philosophers Guild has made this handsome jigsaw puzzle featuring Jane Austen’s works! Each quote is rendered by hand, charmingly filigreed, and ornamented to pleasing effect. You’ll lose yourself for hours in this captivating puzzle – a new way to surround yourself with Jane Austen’s words – her wit, her empathy, and her still-brilliant observations about a party.

It’s genius.

19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5628

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GREAT FIRST LINES OF LITERATURE

Great writers show how it’s done: with drama, humor, and wisdom. UPG’s Great First Lines of Literature jigsaw puzzle is as packed as the best kind of bookshelf with intriguing first lines from dozens of writers. Classic works – adventure, science fiction, romance, mystery – these wonderful quotes will draw you in for hours of engagement.

19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5627

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SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS

UPG’s formidable Shakespearean Insults Jigsaw Puzzle is more Shakespearean and more insulting than any other – with invective from every single play in which the Bard is known to have had a hand!

19¾" × 27½" (50cm × 70cm) #5664

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UPG’s handsome Fertile Minds ceramic planter pots can hold a mini flowerpot — or drop in a handful of small stones, fill with potting soil, and plant a seed.

ALBERT EINSTEIN #5534

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Go on, make the world more cultivated.

SIGMUND FREUD #5537

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Fertile Minds planter pots shown with suggestions for plantings. Soil, moss, flowers, and succulents not included.

FRIDA KAHLO #5536

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Approx. 3" / 7.5 cm deep × 2" / 5 cm dia.

Easy care (wipe with a damp cloth)

ONE DISPLAY CARD INCLUDED

EDGAR ALLAN POE #5584

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SIGMUND FREUD

The Sigmund Freud planter pot holds a small cactus (for when you’re feeling prickly). Of course, you could always cultivate aromatic herbs if you prefer headier stuff. #5537

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EDGAR ALLAN POE

“An immortal instinct, deep within the spirit of man, is thus, plainly, a sense of the Beautiful.”

This Fertile Minds planter pot in the image of Edgar Allan Poe will bring mystery and beauty to your home. It’s genius. #5584

Il142 9c) &!^[Q

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$6.00 / $7.75 cdn

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FRIDA KAHLO

In Casa Azul (Blue House), her Mexico City home, Frida Kahlo surrounded herself with all things lavish and marvelous — including the animals she loved and the botanical wonders that interposed themselves into her paintings and famous self-portraits. Don’t wait for beauty. Start a seedling in your Fertile Minds planter pot with the image of Frida and transform your home. #5536

ALBERT EINSTEIN

Albert Einstein, the later-life vegetarian, is now a smart ceramic décor accent. It’s the perfect place to plant a lovely little Mammillaria elongata 'Cristata' — you know, a brain cactus. #5534

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LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN

JANE AUSTEN

Want to add a dash of drama to your décor? This miniature bust of Ludwig van Beethoven will give your music room a little dun dun dun DUNNNNNNN!

This charming Jane Austen planter pot makes a cozy addition to your nightstand or a sunny windowsill. What would make the winter melt faster than growing Sweet William from seed and then transplanting to your window box? #5539

#5585

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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Wm. Shakespeare’s imagination brought us “a rose by any other name” and now he can grow your kitchen herbs. (Will might suggest marjoram, thyme, rosemary, mints…) #5533

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VINCENT VAN GOGH

It’s true: “great things are not done just by impulse, but are a series of small things put together.” This Vincent van Gogh ceramic planter pot will add an artistic touch to your workspace or your home — perhaps in The Bedroom. #5538

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ENAMEL PINS

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Wear your heart on your sleeve — and inspiration on your lapel!

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UNIQUE QUOTE OR QUIP IDENTIFIES PINS

ATTRACTIVE 3¼" × 4¼" HANGING DISPLAY CARD INSIDE AN ACETATE ENVELOPE TENACIOUS RUBBER PIN BACKS HOLD ON TIGHT ORIGINAL DESIGNS

ENAMEL PINS COME IN SETS OF TWO

COLORFUL ENAMEL

BEST-SELLERS 9-HOOK DISPLAY #5103 SEE PAGE 89

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FRIDA KAHLO #5091

RUTH BADER GINSBURG #5219

Il142 9c) @%&YO

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ROSIE THE RIVETER #5098

DR. ANTHONY S. FAUCI #5640

CARL SAGAN #5080

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BOB ROSS #5083

24-HOOK SPINNING DISPLAY #5354 SEE PAGE 89

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CHARLES DARWIN

ALBERT EINSTEIN

“I frequently got on their backs...but I found it very difficult to keep my balance.”

— Charles Darwin on riding the Galápagos Tortoise #5077

In theory, Albert Einstein and E = mc 2 show you have potential... you know, relatively. #5093

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NIKOLA TESLA

Nikola Tesla and his famous Tesla Coil — flash but not flashy. #5084

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CARL SAGAN

Carl Sagan sent the Golden Record aboard Voyager. No word yet from “advanced spacefaring civilizations in interstellar space.” #5080

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T. REX NOW AND THEN

T. rex and T. rex fossil — can you dig it? #5075

Il142 9c) *&*VL

ENAMEL PINS 35

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GLOWS IN THE DARK!

MARIE SKLODOWSKA CURIE

Marie Sklodowska Curie coined the word “radioactive” and named the radium that gave the lab that special glow(-in-the-dark). #5309

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Brave little Laika began as a stray in Moscow, but she flew around the world aboard Sputnik 2. #5078

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SQUID & WHALE

“It seemed not a whale…

‘What was it, Sir?’ said Flask.

‘The great live squid…’ ” — Moby Dick #5222

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P.T. BARNUM AND JUMBO

Legendary showman P.T. Barnum made an African elephant the star of the Barnum & Bailey Circus – and that’s how Jumbo became the most famous elephant in the world. #5370

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MISTER ROGERS

Mister Rogers and Trolley can say to someone you like: “Won’t You Be My Neighbor”? #5097

Il142 9c) (!$[Q

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$7.50 / $9.00 cdn

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Pins shown actual size.

H.P. LOVECRAFT

H.P. Lovecraft and Cthulhu.

Pals. #5218

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JAMES BALDWIN

“You and I are history. We carry our history. We act our history.” — James Baldwin #5089

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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

JANE AUSTEN

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William Shakespeare and The Globe are the emblems you need for all your comedies and tragedies. #5081

SYLVIA PLATH

Sylvia Plath struck on the precise metaphor: “sitting under the same glass bell jar.” #5220

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“One cannot have too large a party.” Or better companions than Jane Austen and her Novels. #5088

KURT VONNEGUT Always be Kurt Vonnegut and never be an * . #5076

Il142 9c) *&(]T

SHERLOCK HOLMES EDGAR ALLAN POE The Raven came to have a word with Edgar Allan Poe... and you know what word that is. #5079

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MAD HATTER

“It’s the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in all my life!”

Invite the Mad Hatter and bring your Teacup. #5096

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Sherlock Holmes was never without his trusty magnifying glass.

“It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important.” — A Case of Identity #5307

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Alice found a bottle with a label that said “DRINK ME” and she did — would you? #5070

Il142 9c) *$!ZP

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Pins shown actual size.

BILLIE HOLIDAY

Billie Holiday wore her heart on her sleeve and her ever-present white gardenia in her hair. #5305

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Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s opinion: “I dissent.”

— Bush v. Gore 531 U.S. 98, 144 #5219

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$7.50 / $9.00 cdn

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SIGMUND FREUD Sigmund Freud loved his Mom. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. #5095

Il142 9c) (!@WM DR. ANTHONY S. FAUCI

Who was that masked man?

He left before we could thank him! Wear a mask! Wear Dr. Fauci! Wear Dr. Fauci’s mask! #5640

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ROSIE THE RIVETER Big job? Tough job?

Impossible job? Rosie says, “We Can Do It!” #5098

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These eye-catching 19th Amendment enamel pins pay tribute to the decades-long struggle of the suffragists — from the first Woman’s Rights Convention (1848) through ratification (1920) and right up to every time you make your voice heard at the ballot box! #5546

Il142 9c) @*(ZP JUSTIN TRUDEAU

Not your parents’ Trudeau! (But it is your parents’ maple leaf.)

Pas le Trudeau de tes parents!

(Mais c’est la feuille d’érable de tes parents.) #5223

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I heard the voice of The Grand High Witch screaming out some sort of an awful gloating song, “Down vith children!

Do them in!” #5513

Il142 9c) !( \R

SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT

Every day is like a new thought experiment.

Sometimes you’re Schrödinger’s Cat. Sometimes you’re Schrödinger’s Other Cat. #5102

Il142 9c) (!(VL WILLY WONKA & THE LAST GOLDEN TICKET

“Come and look at this, everybody! The kid’s found Wonka’s last Golden Ticket!” #5512

Il142 9c) !(*?K

38 ENAMEL PINS

$7.50 / $9.00 cdn

Multiples of 4/style.

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FRIDA KAHLO

ANDY WARHOL

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Frida Kahlo immortalized her pet Monkey in the self-portrait, “Fulang-Chang and I.” #5091

“I used to have the same lunch every day, for 20 years, I guess...” — Andy Warhol, about Soup #5086

VINCENT VAN GOGH

Vincent van Gogh and his Ear — together again! #5085

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SALVADOR DALÍ

LEONARDO DA VINCI

THE SCREAM

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Salvador Dalí and his Melting Watch make your day more surreal. #5092

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HISTORY & POLITICS FREDERICK DOUGLASS #5641

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UPG’s original designs are for productive and Keep all your memos and to-do lists handy in your efficient people who want to stay creative. pocket, purse, or backpack.

Your ideas deserve better than a boring white pad – so give them a launch pad!

SPECIAL EACH NOTEBOOK HAS A UNIQUE PAGE LAYOUT

RECORD YOUR NOTES AND THEORIES, MIND MAPS AND MEMOS…

$3.50

FULL - SIZE 4.00 c dn NOTEBOOKS $

$2.00

$

Our Sherlock Holmes notebook holds your grocery list…and clues. Our Comic Note Book has panels ready for today’s schedule…and cartoons and superhero drawings.

5" × 7", 48 pp.

All the same details and features as the Pocket Notebook — but in a larger format!

REFERENCE GUIDES

NOTEBOOK DISPLAYS SEE PAGE 89

…OR JOT DOWN YOUR TO-DO LIST IN STYLE

SPINNING COUNTERTOP POCKET NOTEBOOK DISPLAY #4045

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EVERY ONE COMES WITH ITS OWN FEATURES

TIPS AND TRICKS COUNTERTOP POCKET NOTEBOOK DISPLAY #3104

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COMIC NOTE BOOK FULL-SIZE #3951

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STARGAZING POCKET #3394

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ENTOMOLOGY POCKET #5423

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BOTANY POCKET #5363

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STAR TREK CAPTAIN’S LOG FULL-SIZE #4610

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WONDERLAND PASSPORT POCKET #1473

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Multiples of 6/style.

48 pp.

COMIC NOTE BOOK

A handy cartoonist’s notebook, perfect for capturing all your fresh POW! ZIP! BOING! ideas.

POCKET #3581

FULL-SIZE #3951

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MATILDA READING JOURNAL

The Matilda Reading Journal is the perfect pocket notebook for recording all the books you read and your favourite quotes and notes, with three bookmarks.

POCKET #5397

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POCKET (3 ½" × 5") $2.00 / $2.50 cdn

FULL-SIZE (5" × 7") $3.50 / $4.00 cdn

MINI MASTERPIECES

A handy artist’s notebook with page borders of classic frames for studies, details, or miniature masterpieces.

POCKET #3582

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SHERLOCK HOLMES

A useful notebook where you can jot down clues to a mystery! Flap not included in pocket size.

POCKET #3393

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CLOUDSPOTTING

MUSIC

POCKET #3886

POCKET #3806

Jot down a few notes while you’re enjoying the weather or document new cloud types with bonus cloudspotting charts and guides.

FULL-SIZE #4626

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NOTEBOOKS 59

UPG’s Music notebook has pages of staves so you can launch right into the composition of your magnum opus …or just make a few notes.

FULL-SIZE #4373

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60 NOTEBOOKS

POCKET (3 ½" × 5") $2.00 / $2.50 cdn

FULL-SIZE (5" × 7") $3.50 / $4.00 cdn

URBAN BIRDWATCHING

Fledgling enthusiasts and eagle-eyed experts love this handsome and handy notebook with bonus features: learn bird-counting notation, identify migration routes and two dozen species!

Multiples of 6/style.

48 pp.

NEW!

BIRDWATCHING

Fledgling enthusiasts and eagle-eyed experts love this handsome and handy notebook with bonus features: learn bird-counting notation, identify migration routes and two dozen species!

FULL-SIZE #4730

Il142 9c) *(!?K

POCKET #5702

GEOLOGY – A FIELD NOTEBOOK

ENTOMOLOGY – A NATURALIST’S NOTEBOOK

You care deeply – about rocks and minerals, plate tectonics and volcanos. This notebook has special rock ID features and plenty of room for field observations. (GEOLOGY. It’s big.)

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This notebook has plenty of room for field observations and features to help you identify these elegant, intricate species. (ENTOMOLOGY. It’s the little things.)

POCKET #5583

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POCKET #5423

BOTANY – A NATURALIST’S NOTEBOOK

CAMPING

This friendly green notebook has plenty of room to record field notes in the wild or grocery lists and errands when you return to civilization. Bonus botanical charts and guides!

POCKET #5363

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We’ve started your packing list – what to keep, what to leave, how to plan. UPG’s Camping Notebook is loaded with useful guides and charts you’ll need for your next expedition.

POCKET #5422

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Multiples of 6/style.

48 pp.

STAR TREK CAPTAIN’S LOG

A handy logbook with charts, inspirational quotes, and room for the many observations you’ll make on your five-year mission.

POCKET #4520

FULL-SIZE #4610

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POCKET (3 ½" × 5") $2.00 / $2.50 cdn

FULL-SIZE (5" × 7") $3.50 / $4.00 cdn

NOTEBOOKS 61

STAR TREK ENGINEERING

A useful pocket notebook with Phaser, Fleet Communicator, and Tricorder schematics for reference – and plenty of room to record your concepts, data, and inventions.

POCKET #5393

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THE MOON PASSPORT

STARGAZING

POCKET #5357

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POCKET #3394

GREAT GAMES!

PENMANSHIP

The Moon Passport notebook has plenty of pages to keep track of your missions on Earth. Bonus foldout extras, including moon phases, glossary, maps, and charts!

The Great Games! notebook fits in your pocket and entertains for hours without batteries, WiFi, or fancy equipment. All you need is a pen or pencil to play. Three game formats (squares, dots, and hexes) and easy-to-follow rules for several games.

POCKET #3875

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A beautiful little notebook with constellation maps, lunar guides, and a tear-out simple astrolabe so you can chart the revolutions of the heavenly spheres and make note of its wonders.

FULL-SIZE #4371

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A notebook to brush up on your penmanship or to practice your new skills.

POCKET #5321

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62 NOTEBOOKS

POCKET (3 ½" × 5") $2.00 / $2.50 cdn

FULL-SIZE (5" × 7") $3.50 / $4.00 cdn

Multiples of 6/style.

48 pp.

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN’S ACCOUNT BOOK, AND JOURNAL

CANADA PASSPORT

Poor Richard says, let us hearken to good Advice.

Use this clever Note Book for Business Plans and for Attaining Moral Perfection. Account for Yourself!

After every election, one party always threatens to head for the Great White North. This Canada Passport notebook is filled with entertaining facts and features the disappointed voter needs...

POCKET #5421

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POCKET #5015

UPG NOTEBOOK

WONDERLAND PASSPORT

POCKET #2964

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POCKET #1473

NEVERLAND PASSPORT

OZ PASSPORT

POCKET #1590

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POCKET #1471

HELL PASSPORT

MARS PASSPORT

POCKET #1465

POCKET #2221

Our pocket notebook features crucial data and gridded pages festooned with UPG’s March of Progress.

Wendy flies across every ruled page with “the only boy on the island who could neither write nor spell.”

Flames lick the ruled pages where you may record your sins or meetings with famous denizens.

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The White Rabbit blows three blasts on the trumpet and a pack of cards whirls around the ruled pages.

Wonderful!

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The Scarecrow, the Tin Woodman, and the Cowardly Lion go with you through ruled pages all the way home!

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Dress for the climate (see Travelers Tips). Each gridded page features landscape of the Red Planet.

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ZIPPER BAGS

63

$6.0

Everybody needs a home-away-from-home for their super-important stuff, so reach for UPG’s roomy, sturdy Zipper Bags:

$

8.0

0 cdn

0

• Stash a spare leash for the dog park • Lug your lock for your Pilates locker • Carry coupons for the car wash • Rescue your kid’s loose crayons • Is your package of Swedish fish swimming around in your purse? Save them!

• Grab your vitamins and favorite teabags on the way to work We make the perfect pouches, loaded with features…

HOLDS: • PENS AND PENCILS • BRUSHES AND SHADOWS • SNACKS AND MORE SNACKS

INTERIOR POCKET FOR YOUR ID, CREDIT CARD, OR BUS PASS

ZIPPER BAGS ARE 5" × 9" — COMPACT YET ROOMY!

STAYS OPEN FOR BUSINESS ON YOUR DESK, WORKBENCH, OR COUNTERTOP.

HANDY HANG LOOP

THEN ZIP IT UP AND ZIP OFF!

EACH BAG HAS AN INDIVIDUAL HANG TAG FACTS AND FEATURES AND FASCINATING READING

HANG TAG FOLDS AND FITS IN THE INTERIOR POCKET 100% COTTON BAG

CONTACT INFORMATION IN CASE BAG SEEKS ADVENTURES ABROAD

BEST-SELLERS

ALCHEMY BAG #5323

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FRIDA KAHLO #5399

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YOGA BAG #5322

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SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS BAG #5380

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64 ZIPPER BAGS

$6.00 / $8.00 cdn

Multiples of 4/style.

Same artwork front and back unless noted.

BACK

WEED BAG

Grass. Hemp. Hay. Bud. Forage. Herb. Why all the euphemisms?

We’re all adults here. “Weed” is just another word for “plant” …a righteous, righteous plant. Our 100% cotton zip-up Weed bag honors these beautiful yet misunderstood works of nature. #5398

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FRONT

BACK

NEW! TAROT BAG

UPG’s wondrous Tarot Bag is bedecked (!) with images from the classic Rider Waite tarot deck. Whether you need a fascinating pouch to carry your own cards or a zipper bag to hold your fortune, you’ll agree – it’s divine. Zipper bag is 5"×9" with a 2" gusset so it stands at the ready! #5696

FRONT

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FRIDA KAHLO

FRONT

Every creative act is a self-portrait of a sort, so carry all your supplies and inspirations in this Frida bag and let the master artist remind you to paint your own reality. #5399

BACK

Il142 9c) (^$VL JANE AUSTEN BAG

The Jane Austen bag is just the place to keep all the small things you need: a bottle of ink and a pen, a stack of letters tied with a ribbon, a needle and thread. This pouch is for those who recognize that the small is not inevitably the trivial. #5324

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Multiples of 4/style.

Same artwork front and back unless noted.

$6.00 / $8.00 cdn

ZIPPER BAGS 65

BACK

YOGA BAG

The Yoga bag features original drawings to illustrate 15 poses. For those who believe practice makes practiced.

Namaste. #5322

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FRONT

ALCHEMY BAG

The Alchemy bag is covered with beautiful and mysterious alchemical imagery to remind you it’s important to keep experimenting. Holds lead, gold, and all the necessities for your transformation. It’s the perfect accessory for the person of substance. #5323

Il142 9c) @^$WM BACK

PASTA BAG

Our tasty Pasta bag includes Pellegrino Artusi’s classic 1891 recipe for Salsa di Pomodoro (Tomato Sauce).

Buon appetito! Buon accessorio! #5327

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FRONT

SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS BAG

Be not one who may be called a leathern jerkin, crystal-button, notpated, agate-ring… (shudder). Once thing’s for certain: the Bard had a way with words. If you find yourself in a battle of wits, arm yourself!

Procure a Shakespearean Insults zipper bag to hold your yellow stockings and hold your garters or hold your tongue. #5380

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STICKY NOTE BOOKLETS $3.75

UPG’s handy, eye-catching Sticky Note Booklets hold dozens and dozens of notes and page markers with individual designs. They’re better than a memo pad and more fun than those oh-sosquare ordinary sticky notes.

$

4.5

0 cdn

EVERY STICKY NOTE BOOKLET FEATURES INDIVIDUAL NOTE DESIGNS

APPROX. 3" × 4" (NOTE SIZES VARY)

PACKAGED IN POP BOXES OF 6

DOZENS OF NOTES IN EACH BOOKLET

BEST-SELLERS COUNTERTOP STICKY NOTE DISPLAY #3105

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BOB ROSS THE JOY OF PAINTING #5004

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FEMINOTES #1818

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WONDERLAND #2781

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SPINNING COUNTERTOP STICKY NOTE DISPLAY #4658

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STICKY NOTE DISPLAYS SEE PAGE 89

MISTER ROGERS’ NEIGHBORHOOD #3820

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STAR TREK #4427

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MUSICAL NOTES #0532

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Multiples of 6/style.

$3.75 / $4.50 cdn

STICKY NOTE BOOKLETS 67

BOB ROSS THE JOY OF PAINTING

FRIDA KAHLO “REFLECTIONS”

SHERLOCK HOLMES

THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ

FREUDIAN SLIPS

MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHINGS

#5004

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#5403

Il142 9c) (^@\R

#0114

Il142 9c) $ @YO

#0529

Il142 9c) $*(+U

#4737

Il142 9c) *(@\R

#0533

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68 STICKY NOTE BOOKLETS

$3.75 / $4.50 cdn

Multiples of 6/style.

BIGFOOT NOTES

DINO NOTES

MONTY PYTHON’S FLYING STICKY NOTES

STAR TREK

#5230

#4516

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#4427

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#3048

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CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY

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WONDERLAND #5391

#2781

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Multiples of 6/style.

$3.75 / $4.50 cdn

MISTER ROGERS’ NEIGHBORHOOD

MUSICAL NOTES

MOONSTRUCK MEMOS

BUDDHA

DOCUMENT FIRST AID

FEMINOTES

#3820

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#5377

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#3647

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#0532

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#0611

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#1818

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STICKY NOTE BOOKLETS 69

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SECULAR SAINTS $6.25 8.5

$

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild has created these unscented Secular Saints candles for our unenlightened times.

SAINT’S NAME

The portrait of a cultural luminary appears on the front of the votive, and there are special features beautifully rendered on the reverse.

They are guaranteed to grant your desires (“I need romantic lighting”) and aid the powerless (“I need light until the power comes back on”).

0 cdn

PATRONAGE RICH COLOR PORTRAIT

SAINT’S DAY (BIRTHDAY)

INDIVIDUAL “PRAYER” TO INSPIRE AND ENLIGHTEN

ILLUMINATED WITH GOLD FOIL

CALLIGRAPHIC LETTERING

MADE IN THE

U.S.A.

FINE PAPER WITH EMBOSSED DETAILS BURN TIME UP TO 80 HOURS

2" DIAMETER 8" TALL

COUNTERTOP SECULAR SAINTS CANDLE DISPLAY #3804 SEE PAGE 89

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FRIDA KAHLO #3291

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FREDDIE MERCURY #5418

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RUTH BADER GINSBURG #5645

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EDGAR ALLAN POE #4562

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HARRIET TUBMAN #5225

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KURT VONNEGUT #3701

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Multiples of 6/style.

$6.25 / $8.50 cdn

SECULAR SAINTS 71

JANE AUSTEN

JAMES BALDWIN

SALVADOR DALÍ

CHARLES DARWIN

ALBERT EINSTEIN

RUTH BADER GINSBURG

#4280

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#3325

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#4734

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#2933

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#3473

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#5645

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72 SECULAR SAINTS

$6.25 / $8.50 cdn

Multiples of 6/style.

BILLIE HOLIDAY

FRIDA KAHLO

JOHN LENNON

ABRAHAM LINCOLN

FREDDIE MERCURY

EDGAR ALLAN POE

#4736

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#3314

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#3291

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#5418

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#4282

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#4562

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Multiples of 6/style.

$6.25 / $8.50 cdn

SECULAR SAINTS 73

NEW!

ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

BOB ROSS

#5224

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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE #3307

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CARL SAGAN

#5713

#4735

Gj81378c%)!#)]T

NIKOLA TESLA #4283

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HARRIET TUBMAN #5225

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KURT VONNEGUT #3701

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TABLEWARE *SHOT GLASSES NOT AVAILABLE IN CA

SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS SHOT GLASSES * Here’s mud in your eye and my knife in your moldy chaps! We all know it’s classier when you drag your pals with the Bard, so we made these attractive shot glasses especially for you and the scurvy companions you scorn. Why not take them home, as they’re unfit for any place but hell. You are not worth another word, else I’d call you knave. #5315 $9.00 / $11.00 cdn Multiples of 4.

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MUG SHOTS SHOT GLASSES * Six of the most famous gangsters and their mug shots on a set of shot glasses! Includes Al Capone, John Dillinger, Bugsy Siegel, Lucky Luciano, Machine Gun Kelly, and Pretty Boy Floyd. #1838

$9.00 / $11.00 cdn Multiples of 4.

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GREAT DRINKERS SHOT GLASSES *

Our Great Drinkers shot glass set celebrates six immortal literary figures who are as famous for their drinking as they are for their work: Oscar Wilde, Lord Byron, Dorothy Parker, Winston Churchill, William Butler Yeats, and Charles Baudelaire. Each two-ounce shot glass features an illustration of the author along with a memorable quote about drinking. #0034

$9.00 / $11.00 cdn Multiples of 4.

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THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING BOWLS

Here’s the logical gift for the math lover in your life!

A set of four ceramic pudding bowls with the proofs to classic theorems of Euclid, Hippasus, Pythagoras, and Gauss.

4" diameter, 2½" tall, holds 8 oz. Yet so deep! #4054

$14.50 / $18.00 cdn

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Multiples of 4.

STUFFED PORTRAITS $12.5 $

16.

00 cdn

0

Go ahead and snap a selfie with Stuffed Portraits, UPG’s plush characters with character.

These adorable geniuses are comfortable on your sofa or in your boudoir.

Set a friendly face in your living space and give any room a smart new look.

SIZE VARIES BY STYLE; APPROX. 14" × 14" × 5".

MULTIPLES OF 2/STYLE.

ALBERT EINSTEIN

SIGMUND FREUD

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Scientist. Humanist.

Dreamer. #5411

FRIDA KAHLO

Artist. Acivist. Dreamer. #5412

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Psychoanalyst. Scientist.

Dreamer. #5413

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Poet. Playwright.

Dreamer. #5414

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T-SHIRTS$ MULTIPLES OF 2/SIZE.

11.50

$

14.

HERE’S LOOKING AT EUCLID

This tribute to the Father of Geometry in basic black will let everyone know that you may be simple, but you are also elegant.

EUCLID1

-S

EUCLID2

-M

EUCLID3

-L

EUCLID4

- XL

EUCLID5

- XXL

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PINK FREUD

This is the t-shirt that says it all… then forgets what it was saying and gazes off into space until nobody can quite tell if it’s exceptionally deep or just hungry.

(+$1.00 for XXL.)

00 cdn

DALÍ LLAMA

This proud llama in the handsome Salvador Dalí moustache tells people everything they should know.

Everything.

LLAMA1

-S

LLAMA2

-M

LLAMA3

-L

LLAMA4

- XL

LLAMA5

- XXL

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SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS

Never again waste your breath on a mountain of mad flesh when the Bard put down so many put-downs you only need to point! This shirt is 100% cotton and features some of the Bard's most piercing turns of phrase.

PINKF1

-S

PINKF2

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INSULT1

-S

PINKF3

-L

INSULT2

-M

PINKF4

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INSULT3

-L

PINKF5

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INSULT4

- XL

INSULT5

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FREUDIAN SLIPPERS $14.5

THEY ARE OPENMINDED

EYEGLASSES — LIKE FREUD’S! — MAKE YOUR FEET LOOK SMART

$

18.

FULLY TWEAK-ABLE NOSE

00 cdn

0

LEFT EAR — JUST LIKE FREUD!

FREUDIAN SLIPPERS

Now you can really put your foot in it!

Walk in the master’s footsteps with our patented built-in ‘sock-tongue’.

$14.50 / $18.00 cdn Multiples of 2/size.

Available in US sizes: (Women’s 6–9.5, Men’s 6–8)

SMALL #0112

RIGHT EAR — JUST LIKE FREUD!

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PATENTED SOCK TONGUE™ TECHNOLOGY

(Women’s 10–11.5, Men’s 8.5–11)

#0111

LARGE

(Women’s 12+, Men’s 11.5–14)

#0110

TRUMPZILLA WIND-UP TOY #5525

$7.50 / $9.00 Multiples of 4.

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Here's something to play with when you're playing politics: He smashes trade deals!

He crashes climate deals! He steps on allies! Does TRUMPZILLA stop for anything (besides golf)???!!!

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MAGNETIC PLAY SETS $7.25

Our entertaining Magnetic Play Sets make any fridge or filing cabinet the center of attention.

$

9. 0

Each set comes with all the components you need to create scores of mix-and-match superheroes, luminaries, and geniuses — all with wardrobes and accessories for every occasion.

0 cdn

DIE-CUT DETAILS ORIGINAL DESIGNS

MIX

COLORFUL COMPONENTS

MATCH

DOZENS OF ELEMENTS

START ALL OVER AGAIN

BEST-SELLERS

DRESS TO DISSENT #5503

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BOB ROSS JOY OF PAINTING #5624

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WHAT WOULD JESUS WEAR? #0323

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MISTER ROGERS’ HELLO, NEIGHBOR! #3819

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FRIDA’S FROCKS & SMOCKS #2310

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Multiples of 6/style.

FRIDA’S FROCKS & SMOCKS #2310

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CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER #4518

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WHAT WOULD JESUS WEAR? #0323

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$7.25 / $9.00 cdn

MAGNETIC PLAY SETS 79

MONTY PYTHON’S FLYING PLAY SET

ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE

RBG’S DRESS TO DISSENT

BOB ROSS JOY OF PAINTING

#5625

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#5503

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MISTER ROGERS’ HELLO, NEIGHBOR! #3819

Il142 9c) !%^?K

#3821

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#5624

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COUNTERTOP MAGNETIC PLAY SET DISPLAY #3106 SEE PAGE 89

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TEMPUS FUGIT $20.0

HANDSOME GENUINE LEATHER BAND

Will you look at the time?

25.

$

And when you do, will you be staring at a computer screen or squinting at your phone?

STYLISH CASE

Why not gaze lovingly at one of our smart and stylish Watches instead?

With so many ways to measure the day, you won’t think about time the same way again.

00 cdn

0

JAPANESE QUARTZ MOVEMENT

EACH WATCH HAS ITS OWN INDIVIDUAL HANDS/DISC DESIGN

UPG makes any wrist a more interesting place. Go ahead. Give someone the time of day, whether they love the arts and sciences, classic photography, or the fun of looking at a watch that looks back.

NOT WATERPROOF ONE YEAR WARRANTY

PACKAGED FOR DISPLAY IN A TIN / GIFT BOX

BEST-SELLERS

U.S.S. ENTERPRISE #4428

PTOLEMAIC SYSTEM #2979

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MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS #3049

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We made a wristwatch that sums up Nietzsche’s hopeless view of the world!

Instead of a second hand, THE ETERNAL RETURN OF THE SAME revolves around the face. 33mm diameter. #0088

Il142 9c) $# WM

Il142 9c) !^(?K

TESLA TIME #4517

Il142 9c) &*@VL

EINSTEINIAN RELATIVITY #0219

MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS WATCH

Il142 9c) $#&?K

Watch John Cleese distort himself as the hours pass.

No taxpayer money was used to develop this watch. Quartz movement.

One year warranty. Water resistant – not waterproof.

Not for use during The Fish Slapping Dance. 38mm diameter. #3049

Il142 9c) !^(?K

Multiples of 2/style.

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One-year warranty.

38mm diameter. #4428

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This watch tells Earth time in Klingon numbers and the second hand is a menacing Bird-of-Prey.

38mm diameter.

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#0559

STAR TREK KLINGON BIRDOF-PREY WATCH

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STAR TREK U.S.S. ENTERPRISE WATCH

Dalí’s moustache becomes the minute and hour hands of this surreal watch. One of his ubiquitous ants circles the face every minute.

33mm diameter.

Il142 9c) $#&?K

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A clever take on relativity! It tells perfect time, but the numbers rotate! 33mm diameter. #0219

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Ah, the good old days, when the heavens revolved around the Earth.

33mm diameter.

TEMPUS FUGIT 81

EINSTEINIAN RELATIVITY

E R S ROTA TE

PTOLEMAIC SYSTEM

$20.00 / $25.00 cdn

Charlie gets caught up in the machinery of modern times.

38mm diameter. #0649

Il142 9c) ^#)ZP TESLA TIME

SHIVA ROTATING ARMS

Two of the Hindu god’s arms and trident keep track of time. 33mm diameter. #0650

Il142 9c) ^@(+U

If you prize hard work and innovation above cold, hard cash — and if you set your Tesla watch five minutes ahead — you will be ahead of your time, just like Tesla! 38 mm diameter. #4517

Il142 9c) &*@VL

PILL BOXES

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HANGING DISPLAY BOXES

8.5

$

Leave all those homely plastic containers at home! UPG makes useful and beautiful little Pill Boxes to carry all your medications and vitamins and supplements in one handsome case that fits in your pocket or purse.

$6.75

Multiples of 3/style.

SHINY!

0 cdn

2" DIAMETER (SHOWN LARGER THAN ACTUAL SIZE)

DISPLAY BOX APPROX. 3 ½" × 2"

TWO COMPARTMENTS

ATTRACTIVE!

CLOSES WITH A CLASP

24-HOOK SPINNING DISPLAY #5354 SEE PAGE 89

Il142 9c) ($)ZP

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#5103 SEE PAGE 89

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FRIDA’S PHARMACY

#4377

MOTHER’S LITTLE HELPER

#3333

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MAD HATTER #0238

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VAN GOGH #0171

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ROSIE THE RIVETER #3583

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RBG UPG captures the wisdom and humor of U.S. Supreme Court Associate Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, an unlikely American icon.

Her thoughtfulness, legendary work ethic, and untiring commitment to equality are an everyday inspiration.

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RUTH BADER GINSBURG LITTLE THINKER #5373

$10.00 / $13.00 cdn Multiples of 2.

Il142 9c) (% +U

Justice Ginsburg dedicated her life to “a more perfect Union” – even when it required her oft-quoted phrase: “I dissent.”

RUTH BADER GINSBURG MAGNETIC PERSONALITY #5036

$3.75 / $4.75 cdn Multiples of 6.

Il142 9c) *(*+U RUTH BADER GINSBURG’S JUDGMINTS

RUTH BADER GINSBURG SECULAR SAINT CANDLE

#5332

$1.75 / $2.50 cdn Multiples of 24.

Il142 9c) @#%WM

DRESS TO DISSENT #5503

#5645

$6.25 / $8.50 Multiples of 6.

$7.25 / $9.00 cdn Multiples of 6.

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RUTH BADER GINSBURG ENAMEL PINS

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$7.50 / $9.00 cdn Multiples of 4.

RUTH BADER GINSBURG MUG #5509

$7.00 / $9.00 cdn Multiples of 4.

Il142 9c) !($WM

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$1.75 / $2.50 cdn Multiples of 6.

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MISTER ROGERS Everybody’s favorite neighbor, Mister Rogers, is sure to make it a beautiful day in the neighborhood!

MISTER ROGERS SWEATER CHANGING MUG #3748

$7.00 / $9.00 Multiples of 4.

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MISTER ROGERS’ BATH SOAP fresh milk, cocoa butter #4846

MISTER ROGERS’ NEIGHBORHOOD STICKY NOTES

$1.75 / $2.50 cdn Multiples of 8.

Il142 9c) *(#YO

#3820

$3.75 / $4.50 cdn Multiples of 6.

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MISTER ROGERS ENAMEL PINS #5097

$7.50 / $9.00 Multiples of 4.

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HELLO, NEIGHBOR! MISTER ROGERS’ MAGNETIC DRESS-UP #3819

$7.25 / $9.00 cdn Multiples of 6.

Il142 9c) !%^?K

MISTER ROGERS JIGSAW PUZZLE #5661

$9.25 / $12.50 cdn Multiples of 2.

MISTER ROGERS’ ENCOURAGEMINTS #4230

$1.75 / $2.50 Multiples of 24.

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MISTER ROGERS QUOTABLE NOTABLE #3885

$1.75 / $2.50 Multiples of 6.

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BOB ROSS

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“Give me your wired, your bored, Your workaholics yearning to paint trees.

The restless nine-to-five-ing day job crowds.

Send these, the listless, humorless to me, I lift my brush, paint happy little clouds!”

From now on, don’t tell people to calm down.

Tell them to Bob Ross.

COLD

BOB ROSS SOAP oatmeal and honey, exfoliating #5333

BOB ROSS SELF-PAINTING MUG #4961

$1.75 / $2.50 cdn

$7.00 / $9.00 cdn Multiples of 4.

Il142 9c) *&)ZP

Multiples of 8.

Il142 9c) (#&ZP

BOB ROSS THE JOY OF PAINTING STICKY NOTES

BOB ROSS ENAMEL PINS

#5004

#5083

$7.50 / $9.00 Multiples of 4.

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BOB ROSS HAPPY LITTLE MINTS #4960

$1.75 / $2.50 Multiples of 24.

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BOB ROSS QUOTABLE NOTABLE #5301

$1.75 / $2.50 Multiples of 6.

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BOB ROSS MAGNETIC PERSONALITY #5300

cdn

$3.75 / $4.75 cdn Multiples of 6.

Il142 9c) &@&WM

BOB ROSS JOY OF PAINTING MAGNETIC PLAY SET #5624

$7.25 / $9.00 cdn Multiples of 6.

Il142 9c) &@!?K

BOB ROSS SECULAR SAINT CANDLE #5713

$6.25 / $8.50 Multiples of 6.

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These classic Star Trek finger puppets, coffee mugs, and stationery boldly go where no one has gone before.

Join The Unemployed Philosophers Guild and the crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise to seek out new life and new civilizations!

DILITHIUM CRYSTALS

MR. SPOCK PILL BOX

#4363

#4377

$1.75 / $2.50 cdn

$6.75 / $8.50 cdn

Multiples of 24.

Multiples of 3.

Il142 9c) ^#%?K

Il142 9c) (*&?K

U.S.S. ENTERPRISE WATCH

KLINGON BIRD-OF-PREY WATCH

#4428

#4614

$20.00 / $25.00 Multiples of 2.

cdn

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$20.00 / $25.00 Multiples of 2.

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REVISED AND UPDATED WITH DISCOVERY!

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STARSHIPS OF STAR TREK MUG

TRANSPORTER MUG

#4378

#4606

$7.00 / $9.00 cdn Multiples of 4.

$7.00 / $9.00 cdn Multiples of 4.

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SPOCK #4551

Il142 9c) *#![Q

UHURA #4554

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MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES

$3.75 / $4.75 cdn Multiples of 6/style.

JEAN-LUC PICARD’S MAKE IT SOAP Earl Grey, spice #5420

$1.75 / $2.50 Multiples of 8.

cdn

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peppermint aloe, exfoliating #5673

$1.75 / $2.50 Multiples of 8.

Il142 9c) *!(YO

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STAR TREK 87

CAPTAIN’S LOG NOTEBOOK

ENGINEERING NOTEBOOK

POCKET (3 ½" × 5", 48 PP.) #4520 $2.00 / $2.50 cdn

POCKET (3 ½" × 5", 48 PP.) #5393 $2.00 / $2.50 cdn

Multiples of 6/style.

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Il142 9c) &*$ZP Il142 9c) *@!\R

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CAPTAIN KIRK #4581

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QUOTABLE NOTABLES

SPOCK #4580

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SULU #4583

DR. McCOY #4582

Il142 9c) &($YO

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$1.75 / $2.50 cdn Multiples of 6/style.

STAR TREK QUOTABLE NOTABLE BOX SET

STAR TREK STICKY NOTES

#4587

#4427

$7.00 / $8.50 cdn Multiples of 4.

$3.75 / $4.50 cdn

Il142 9c) &(*WM

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Multiples of 6.

SCOTTY #4585

Il142 9c) &(^]T

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MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS WATCH #3049

$20.00 / $25.00 CDN Multiples of 2.

Il142 9c) !^(?K

MONTY PYTHON QUOTES MUG #2965

$7.00 / $9.00 CDN Multiples of 4.

Il142 9c) !^%WM

MONTY PYTHON’S FOOT SOAP

MONTY PYTHON’S LUMBERJACK SOAP

honey and oatmeal, exfoliating

fresh-cut timber #5651

#5649

$1.75 / $2.50 cdn

$1.75 / $2.50 cdn

Multiples of 8.

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MONTY PYTHON’S FLYING STICKY NOTES #3048

$3.75 / $4.50 cdn Multiples of 6.

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MONTY PYTHON’S FLYING PLAY SET #5625

$7.25 / $9.00 CDN Multiples of 6.

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# OF STYLES

DIMENSIONS W×D×H

QTY FOR FREE

PROGRAM COST

4268

16

10 × 10 × 32"

96

$360.00 / $456.00 cdn

B

Small Countertop Mint Display

0193

3

2 × 10 × 14"

72

$126.00 / $180.00 cdn

C

Large Countertop Mint Display

0139

6

4 × 10 × 14"

144

$252.00 / $360.00 cdn

D

Countertop Sticky Note Display

3105

6

11 × 10 × 15"

36

$135.00 / $162.00 cdn

E

Spinning Countertop Sticky Note Display

4658

12

9 × 9 × 24"

72

$234.00 / $324.00 cdn

F

Spinning Countertop Pocket Notebook Display

4045

12

6 × 6 × 24"

72

$144.00 / $180.00 cdn

G

Countertop Pocket Notebook Display

3104

6

13 × 7 × 17"

36

$72.00 / $153.00 cdn

H

Countertop Soap Display

4472

9

16 × 12 × 10"

72

$126.00 / $180.00 cdn

I

9-Hook Display†

5103

9

11 × 5 × 18"

36

$270.00 / $324.00 cdn

J

24-Hook Spinning Display†

5354

24

8 ¼ × 8 ¼ × 18"

96

$720.00 / $960.00 cdn

K

Countertop Magnetic Play Set Display

3106

4

9 × 10 × 24"

24

$174.00 / $216.00 cdn

L

Countertop Secular Saints Candle Display

3804

8

11 × 13 × 24"

48

$300.00 / $408.00 cdn

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IVORY TOWER What is an Ivory Tower?

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Ivory Tower is a space-saving display fully customized to fit your assortment of UPG gifts – coffee mugs, plush dolls and puppets, stationery, and the rest of our witty and original designs.

Behold the Ivory Tower

An Ivory Tower is the ideal departmentwithin-a-department for every UPG line.

UPG makes thoughtful, surprising gifts – finger puppets of the great philosophers – luscious lip balms (for luscious lips) – heat-transforming coffee mugs and votive candle holders – Secular Saint candles of cultural icons – fresh mints with fresh ideas – high-quality soaps to make your friends laugh – jigsaw puzzles as beautiful as they are engrossing ... all because we think everyday things should make every day smarter and funnier.

Join the Ivory Tower Program 800.255.8371 wholesale@philosophersguild.com

20" × 24" × 66" #5491

Free freight* on your first order.

Save 5% on all $100 reorders.

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Order $2000+ ($2500+ CDN) and the Ivory Tower is yours at no charge. *free freight to contiguous US only. 5% discount cannot be combined with other promotions.

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The Design That You Design Show off items from every line!

20 HOOKS LIP BALM · ENAMEL PINS PILL BOXES · ZIPPER BAGS

6 FLAT TRAYS 7 WIRE & ACRYLIC SHELVES

CANDLES · MUGS · LITTLE THINKERS MINTS · STICKY NOTES · TABLEWARE FREUDIAN SLIPPERS · WATCHES STUFFED PORTRAITS

MAGNETIC PLAY SETS NOTEBOOKS · CARDS

…AND THE METAL FRAME SHOWCASES MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES

NOW WITH 4 LOCKABLE CASTERS, WHEEEEEEEEEE!!

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MINI IVORY TOWER Is space at a premium? Choose a countertop Mini Ivory Tower you can design and redesign with a combination of products.

Each display comes with (3) flat trays, (3) wire & acrylic shelves, (6) hooks, and a magnetic frame.

360° ROTATION! #5582

Il142 9c) #(%XN Order $950+ ($1250+ CDN) and the Mini Ivory Tower can be added to your order for free.

Your new Mini Ivory Tower includes Free Freight on your first order and 5%* on all $100 reorders.

360° ROTATION! 13" × 15½" × 33"

*free freight to contiguous US only. 5% discount cannot be combined with other promotions.

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild 105 Atlantic Ave. #1 Brooklyn NY 11201 www.philosophersguild.com/wholesale wholesale@philosophersguild.com SHIP TO:

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tel. 800.255.8371 tel. 718.243.9492 fax.718.254.9345

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PROMO:

COFFEE MUGS $7.00 / $9.00 CDN Multiples of 4

5542 3764 5690 5395 2480 5048 4746 1658 5568 5529 5375 0025 3869 2762 5295 3340 5394 5577 0971 0982 5633 0236 5192 2763 0084 1655 5019 5564 5509 0064 5360 4638 5297 0981 4747 3822 0492 3748 5193 2965 5392 2240 4253 5293 3356 5662 0978 4961 0065 2985 4378

19th Amendment Mug Austen, Jane Austen, Jane’s Finery Mug Bad Art MOBA Banned Books Bioluminesence Birds on a Wire Brief History of Art Butterfly Cat, Artistic Cat, Literary Cheshire Cat Climate Change Constellation Constellations, Golden Crossword Puzzle Dahl, Roald Day of the Dead Democratic Dream Disappearing Dinosaur Dinosauria Terrible Lizards Disappearing Civil Liberties English Royalty Cup First Lines of Literature Freudian Sips Gays, Great Geologic Time Gilbert & Sullivan Ginsburg, Ruth Bader Henry VIII & Disappearing Wives Hitchcock, Alfred Holmes, Sherlock I Love You Jesus Shaves Kahlo, Frida Knots Math Mister Rogers Modern Art Cup Monty Python Moon Mug Nudes, Great Philosophy Cup Planet Poe, Edgar Allan Presidential Pets Presidential Slogan Ross, Bob Shakespearean Insults Shark!

Star Trek Starships

NEW PRODUCT

4606 5383 1657 0125 5508 3464

Star Trek Transporter States Cup Supreme Court Cases Van Gogh DisappEARing Yiddish Yoga

SECULAR SAINTS

$6.25 / $8.50 CDN

Multiples of 6

4280 4734 3473 3325 2933 5645 4736 3291 4282 3314 5418 4562 5224 5713 4735 3307 4283 5225 3701 3804

Austen, Jane Baldwin, James Dali, Salvador Darwin, Charles Einstein, Albert Ginsburg, Ruth Bader Holiday, Billie Kahlo, Frida Lennon, John Lincoln, Abraham Mercury, Freddie Poe, Edgar Allan Roosevelt, Eleanor Ross, Bob Sagan, Carl Shakespeare, William Tesla, Nikola Tubman, Harriet Vonnegut, Kurt Secular Saints Rack

EIDOS

Multiples of 4

5631 5632

Multiples of 4

SOAPS

Multiples of 8

4440 5700 4439 4732 5671 5703 5526 4410 5419 4412 4413 4433 5581 4411 5038 4438 5522 5701 5226 4846 5651 5649 4434 5521 4523 5333 5405 5039 5420 5673 4633 4522 4432 4733 5665 5040 5041 4472

$7.00 / $8.75 CDN

Birds on a Wire Butterflies Constellations Dragonfly Great Nudes Mysterious Sea

$1.75 / $2.50 CDN

Alice’s Tiny Little Hand Soap Aloe-saurus Jurassic Andy’s 15 Minutes of Foam Austen, Jane Bathsheba Bath Soap Bird Bath Degas Tub Einstein’s Bath-Time Continuum Franklin Guest Soap Freedom Soap Freud’s Wash Fulfillment Frida’s Fragrant Bath Bar Great Wave (Hokusai) Jesus Washed Kitten Bath Soap Lady Macbeth’s Guest Soap Marat Mercury, Freddie Meteor Shower Soap Mister Rogers Monty Python’s Lumberjack Monty Python’s Foot Soap Nihilism Soap Renoir’s Great Bathers Rosie’s We Can Wash It! Ross, Bob Scarlet Letter Body Soap Shakespeare, William Star Trek Make It Soap!

Star Trek Spock Soap Trump’s Small Hand Soap Uranus Soap Van Gogh’s Sunflower Soap Venus Soap Yellow Brick Soap Yoga Soap Wife of Bath Soap Wooden Soap Rack

MAGNETIC PLAY SETS

Great Art Space

T*LIGHTS 5667 5669 5666 5687 5668 5676

$6.50 / $8.50 CDN

CC EXP:

$7.25 / $9.25 CDN

Multiples of 6

2310 5503 3819 5625 5624 3821 0323 4518 3106

Frida’s Frocks and Smock Ginsburg, Ruth Bader Mister Rogers Monty Python Ross, Bob Shakespeare, William What Would Jesus Wear?

Wonderland (Curiouser) Magnetic Play Set Rack

PRICES UPDATED AS OF JANUARY 2022. SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE.

CVV:

MINTS

Multiples of 24

5531 0009 0615 5626 0315 0949 0038 2978 5332 0071 4230 5417 5528 5697 4960 2102 0008 4363 4995 0139 0193

19th Amendmints After Therapy Alice’s Enchantmints Austen Mints Einstein’s Relatively Strong Empowermints Enlightenmints Experimints Ginsburg’s Judgmints Kiss Mints Mr Rogers Encouragemints Pale Blue Dots Poe Mints Raptor After Dinner Mints Ross, Bob Mints Retiremints Shakespearmints Star Trek Dilithium Crystals Vonnegut Mints Wire Rack (LARGE - 6) Wire Rack (SMALL - 3)

PUZZLES Multiples of 2

5686 5630 5627 5685 5629 5628 5661 5663 5684 5664

$1.75 / $2.50 CDN

$9.25 / $12.50 CDN

Age of the Dinosaurs Brief History of Art First Lines of Literature Frida’s Garden Geologic Time Jane Austen Mister Rogers Modern Artists Presidential Slogans Shakespearean Insults

ZIPPER BAGS $6.00 / $8.00 CDN Multiples of 4

5323 5324 5380 5399 5327 5696 5398 5322

Alchemy Austen, Jane Insults Kahlo, Frida Pasta Tarot Weed Yoga

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THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD STICKY NOTES $3.75 / $4.50 CDN QUOTABLE Multiples of 6 NOTABLES 5230 5391 1818 3647 0114 0529 5403 3820 3048 5377 0533 0532 0611 4737 5004 4427 2781 3105 4658

Bigfoot Notes Charlie + Chocolate Factory FemiNotes First Aid Freudian Slips Frida Reflections Holmes Mister Rogers Monty Python Moonstruck Memos Much Ado About Nothings Musical Notes Notes of the Buddha Oz Ross, Bob Star Trek Wonderland Notes Sticky Note Rack Sticky Note Spinner

STUFFED $12.50 / $16.00 CDN PORTRAITS Multiples of 2

5411 5412 5413 5414

Einstein, Albert Kahlo, Frida Freud, Sigmund Shakespeare, William

WATCHES $20.00 / $25.00 CDN Multiples of 2

0649 0559 0088 1837 2979 0219 0650 3049 4428 4614 4517

Chaplin Modern Times Dali, Salvador Nietzsche Eternal Return Prime Time Ptolemaic Watch Relativity Shiva Silly Walks Watch (Python) Star Trek Enterprise Star Trek Klingon Watch Tesla, Nikola

TABLEWARE Multiples of 4

4054 0034 1838 5315

Proof in Pudding Bowls $14.50/$18 Great Drinkers Shots $9/$11 Mug Shots $9/$11 Shakespearean Insults $9/$11

$1.75 / $2.50 CDN

Multiples of 6

0583 0983 2225 0202 2956 0507 0938 2957 4417 0230 0478 0303 0494 0204 0987 0578 0588 0574 0203 5596 2234 0199 4940 5672 0200 5361 3326 0504 0575 0935 0206 0579 0218 2224 4581 0232 0941 0966 0233 4582 3885 0234 0231 5268 0940 0989 0208 0609 2223 0945 0209 4418 0580 0591 0576 0937 0586 5301

Alice Angel Armstrong, Louis Austen, Jane Billy the Kid Degas’ Ballerina Chaplin, Charlie Crockett, Davy Curie, Marie Skłodowska Dali, Salvador Darwin, Charles Dickinson, Emily Duncan, Isadora Einstein, Albert Elizabeth I Emerson, Ralph Waldo Fitzgerald, F. Scott Franklin, Benjamin Freud, Sigmund Ginsburg, Ruth Bader Girl with Pearl Earring Guevera, Che Hamilton, Alexander Harris, Kamala Henry VIII Hitchcock, Alfred Holiday, Billie Holmes, Sherlock Jefferson, Thomas Jesus Joyce, James Kafka, Franz Kahlo, Frida Kennedy, John F. Captain Kirk Kiss (Klimt) Leonardo da Vinci Lincoln, Abraham Marx, Karl Dr. McCoy Mister Rogers Mona Lisa (Leonardo) Monet, Claude Montgomery, L.M. Moses Newton, Isaac Nietzsche, Friedrich Obama, Barack Parks, Rosa Picasso, Pablo Poe, Edgar Allan Pope Francis Queen of Hearts Rembrandt van Rijn Roosevelt, Eleanor Roosevelt, Theodore Rosie the Riveter Ross, Bob

3884 0505 4585 0235 0215 2958 0211 4580 4583 3658 0501 0502 0210 0939 1783 3921 0304 1785 0205 0589

Sagan, Carl Sartre, Jean-Paul Scotty Scream Shakespeare, William Sitting Bull Socrates Spock Sulu Tesla, Nikola Thoreau, Henry David Twain, Mark Van Gogh, Vincent Warhol, Andy Washington, George Wharton, Edith Whitman, Walt Wilde, Oscar Wittgenstein, Ludwig Wright, Frank Lloyd

BOXED CARD SETS

$7.00 / $8.50 CDN

Multiples of 4

4587 0585

Star Trek Wonderland

LIP BALM

Multiples of 12

5402 5318 5543 5368 5319 5316 5338 5367 5317 5366 5103 5354

Alice Austen, Jane Calamity Jane Einstein, Albert Freud, Sigmund Kahlo, Frida O-Balm-a Rosie the Riveter Shakespeare, William Stiff Upper Lip 9 hook counter display 24 hook counter spinner

PLANTERS Multiples of 4

5539 5585 5534 5537 5536 5584 5533 5538

$1.75 / $2.50 CDN

$6.00 / $7.75 CDN

Austen, Jane Beethoven, Ludwig van Einstein, Albert Freud, Sigmund Kahlo, Frida Poe, Edgar Allan Shakespeare, William Van Gogh, Vincent

WHOLESALE ENAMEL PINS $7.50 / $9.00 CDN Multiples of 4

5546 5070 5088 5089 5370 5309 5258 5092 5077 5093 5640 5095 5219 5305 5307 5091 5078 5218 5096 5369 5097 5372 5220 5313 5079 5083 5098 5080 5102 5214 5081 5222 5082 5075 5084 5223 5085 5076 5086 5513 5512 5103 5354

19th Amendment Alice Austen, Jane Baldwin, James Barnum, P.T. Curie, Marie da Vinci, Leonardo Dali, Salvador Darwin, Charles Einstein, Albert Fauci, Anthony Freud, Sigmund Ginsburg, Ruth Bader Holiday, Billie Holmes, Sherlock Kahlo, Frida Laika Lovecraft, H.P. Mad Hatter Monet, Claude Mister Rogers Picasso, Pablo Plath, Sylvia Platonic Solids Poe, Edgar Allan Ross, Bob & Happy Little Tree Rosie the Riveter Sagan, Carl Schrödinger’s Cat Scream, The Shakespeare, William Squid & Whale Sturm and Drang T. Rex Now and Then Tesla, Nikola Trudeau, Justin Van Gogh, Vincent Vonnegut, Kurt Warhol, Andy Witches Wonka and Golden Ticket 9 hook counter display 24 hook counter spinner

PILL BOXES

Multiples of 3

0172 3333 0238 0602 3583 4377 0171 5103 5354

$6.75 / $8.50 CDN

Freud Frida’s Pharmacy Mad Hatter Mother’s Helper Rosie the Riveter Spock Van Gogh 9 hook counter display 24 hook counter spinner

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THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD POCKET $2.00 / $2.50 CDN NOTEBOOKS Multiples of 6

5702 5363 5015 5422 3886 3581 3875 5423 5421 5583 1465 3393 2221 5397 3582 5357 3806 1590 1471 5321 2964 4520 5393 3394 1473 3104 4045

Birdwatching Botany Canada Camping Cloudspotting Comic Book Great Games Entomology Franklin’s Accounting Geology notebook Hell Holmes, Sherlock Mars Matilda Mini Masterpieces Moon Music Neverland Oz Penmanship Philosophers Guild, Unemp.

Star Trek Captain’s Log Star Trek Engineering Stargazing Wonderland Notebook Rack Notebook Spinner

FULL-SIZE NOTEBOOKS

$3.50 / $4.00 CDN

Multiples of 6

4730 4626 3951 4373 4610 4371

Birdwatching, Urban Cloudspotting Comic Music Star Trek Captain’s Log Stargazing

LITTLE $10.00 / $13.00 CDN THINKERS / DOLLS Musical dolls $12.00 / $15.00 CDN

Multiples of 2 per style

5692 0017 0019 0931 3559 0030 5641 0035 0162 0058

Baldwin, James Beethoven, Ludwig van Buddha Chaplin, Charlie Curie, Marie Sklodowska Darwin, Charles Douglass, Frederick Einstein, Albert Freud, Sigmund Gandhi, Mahatma

5373 4939 0511 0056 0029 0951 0077 0081 0083 0310 5530 0187 5211 5578 0099 0115 3558 5642 0122 2949 0311 3733

Ginsburg, Ruth Bader Hamilton, Alexander Holmes, Sherlock Kahlo, Frida Leonardo Da Vinci Lincoln, Abraham Marx, Karl Monet, Claude Mozart, Wolfgang A. Obama, Barack Obama, Michelle Poe, Edgar Allan Rosie the Riveter Sanders, Bernie Shakespeare, William Socrates Tesla, Nikola Tubman, Harriet Van Gogh, Vincent Vonnegut, Kurt Warhol, Andy Washington, George

MAGNETIC PUPPETS

$3.75 / $4.75 CDN

Multiples of 6

0516 5212 2186 0145 5335 0150 5654 4246 5035 0020 0928 0919 2191 5532 3556 5511 5400 0296 0033 0251 0255 0148 5639 0185 0221 0054 5036 5213 0925 5401 4369 2941

Aleichem, Sholom Angelou, Maya Armstrong, Louis Austen, Jane Baldwin, James Beethoven, Ludwig Van Biden, Joe Bly, Nellie Brecht, Bertolt Buddha Chaplin, Charlie Chekov, Anton Cheshire Cat Chisolm, Shirley Chomsky, Noam Coleman, Bessie Cthulhu Curie, Marie Sklodowska Dali, Salvador Darwin, Charles Douglass, Frederick Einstein, Albert Fauci, Anthony Foucault, Michel Franklin, Benjamin Freud, Sigmund Ginsburg, Ruth Bader Gödel, Kurt Grant, Ulysses S. Grim Reaper Hamilton, Alexander Haring, Keith

5653 0197 5362 0596 4240 0196 0521 0929 0146 0067 0057 0181 5694 4550 0073 0543 0245 3916 4756 0250 5594 4393 0082 3265 0144 0295 0249 0087 0518 0644 5510 5541 0598 0252 2185 0151 0921 3554 0095 0198 4242 4394 5299 0154 0223 0254 5379 1840 5300 3740 5693 3555 5545 0152 0646 0104 4551 0636 0621 0241 4097 0628

Harris, Kamala Hegel, G.W.F. Hitchcock, Alfred Holmes, Sherlock Hughes, Langston Hurston, Zora Neale Jefferson, Thomas Jesus Joyce, James Jung, Carl Kahlo, Frida Kierkegaard, Soren Kurosawa, Akira Captain Kirk (Star Trek) Lao-Tsu Leonardo da Vinci Lincoln, Abraham Malcolm X Marquez, Gabriel Garcia Marx, Karl Mercury, Freddie Moby Dick Monet, Claude Moses Mozart, Wolfgang A. Napoleon Bonaparte Newton, Isaac Nietzsche, Friedrich O’Keeffe, Georgia Obama, Barack Obama, Michelle Ocasio-Cortex, Alexandria Orwell, George Parker, Dorothy Parks, Rosa Pavlov’s Dog Picasso, Pablo Plath, Sylvia Plato Poe, Edgar Allan Pope Francis Raven Reinhardt, Django Rivera, Diego Roosevelt, Eleanor Roosevelt, Theodore Rosie the Riveter Ross, Betsy Ross, Bob Rumi Rustin, Bayard Sagan, Carl Sanders, Bernie Schrödinger’s Cat Scream Shakespeare, William Spock (Star Trek) Tesla, Nikola Truth, Sojourner Tubman, Harriet Turing, Alan Twain, Mark

WHOLESALE 4554 0121 2944 0643 5544 0294 4096 0124 0610 4268

Uhura (Star Trek) Van Gogh, Vincent Vonnegut, Kurt Warhol, Andy Warren, Elizabeth Washington, George Whitman, Walt Woolf, Virginia Wright, Frank Lloyd Small Puppet Spinner

PUPPET SETS $9.00 / $10.50 CDN Multiples of 4

0055

Freud & Couch

T-SHIRTS

+$1.00 for 2XL

$11.50 / $14.00 CDN

Multiples of 2 per style/size

LLAMA1 LLAMA2 LLAMA3 LLAMA4 LLAMA5 EUCLID1 EUCLID2 EUCLID3 EUCLID4 EUCLID5 INSULT1 INSULT2 INSULT3 INSULT4 INSULT5 PINKF1 PINKF2 PINKF3 PINKF4 PINKF5

Dali Llama (S) Dali Llama (M) Dali Llama (L) Dali Llama (XL) Dali Llama (2XL) Euclid (S) Euclid (M) Euclid (L) Euclid (XL) Euclid (2XL) Insults (S) Insults (M) Insults (L) Insults (XL) Insults (2XL) Pink Freud (S) Pink Freud (M) Pink Freud (L) Pink Freud (XL) Pink Freud (2XL)

MISC

Multiples of 2

0112 0111 0110 5525

Freud Slippers Small $14.50/$18 Freud Slippers Medium $14.50/$18 Freud Slippers Large $14.50/$18 Trumpzilla $7.50/$9 multiples of 4

IVORY TOWER DISPLAYS 5491 Ivory Tower 5582 Mini Ivory Tower

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BEST-SELLERS & NEW TRANSFORMING MUGS Constellation Bob Ross Self-Painting Mister Rogers Butterflies Disappearing Dinosaurs NEW Jane Austen’s Regency Finery

JIGSAW PUZZLES

Great First Lines of Literature A Brief History of Art Mister Rogers NEW Age of the Dinosaurs NEW Frida’s Garden NEW Presidential Campaign Slogans

MINTS

QUOTABLE NOTABLES

MAGNETIC PLAY SETS

Frida Kahlo Ruth Bader Ginsburg Mister Rogers Rosie the Riveter Bob Ross Edgar Allan Poe Albert Einstein Vincent van Gogh Andy Warhol William Shakespeare Spock Rosa Parks

STUFFED PORTRAITS Frida Kahlo Albert Einstein

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Mister Rogers’ Encouragemints Bob Ross Happy Little Mints Empowermints Retiremints NEW Raptor After-Dinner Mints

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Bob Ross What Would Jesus Wear?

Mister Rogers’ Frida’s Frocks & Smocks

SHOT GLASSES Mug Shots Great Drinkers

FERTILE MINDS Albert Einstein Sigmund Freud Frida Kahlo Edgar Allan Poe

POLICIES OPENING ORDERS Minimum opening order is $150 wholesale, prepaid with a major credit card, INTERAC*, PayPal, or a fistful of damp folding currency.

To apply for Net 30 terms, please email wholesale@PhilosophersGuild.com with the following: • Three (3) current vendor references with fax numbers and emails • One (1) bank reference Net 30 terms will be applied on subsequent orders upon credit approval.

REORDERS Minimum reorder is $100.

RETURNS Defective or damaged items are eligible for an account credit (see CLAIMS).

All other returns must be approved within 60 days of receipt of merchandise. Contact UPG at wholesale@PhilosophersGuild.com for approval.

Shakespearean Insults Jane Austen Brief History of Art Geologic Time The Literary Cat Frida Dreams

LITTLE THINKERS

LIP BALM

Stiff Upper Lip Balm Freud’s Oral Fixation Frida Kahlo’s On the Lips of Dreams Alice in Wonderland Curiouser and Curiouser

TRADITIONAL MUGS

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Albert Einstein Frida Kahlo Edgar Allan Poe Vincent van Gogh William Shakespeare NEW James Baldwin

SECULAR SAINTS Frida Kahlo Freddie Mercury Ruth Bader Ginsburg Edgar Allan Poe Harriet Tubman Kurt Vonnegut NEW Bob Ross

MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES Ruth Bader Ginsburg Frida Kahlo Albert Einstein The Scream William Shakespeare Andy Warhol NEW Akira Kurosawa NEW Bayard Rustin

PILL BOXES

NOTEBOOKS

Mad Hatter Mr. Spock Mother’s Little Helper Rosie the Riveter

SOAPS

Uranus Soap Lady Macbeth’s Guest Soap Frida’s Fragrant Bath Bar Jean-Luc Picard’s Make It Soap Van Gogh’s Sunflower Soap We Can Wash It! Bob Ross The Great Wave NEW Aloe-Saurus NEW Bird Bath NEW Monty Python’s Lumberjack Soap NEW We Will Wash You

WATCHES

Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Ptolemaic System Monty Python Ministry of Silly Walks Tesla Time Einsteinian Relativity

ZIPPER BAGS

Alchemy Frida Kahlo Yoga Shakespearean Insults NEW Tarot

Comic Note Book Stargazing Notebook Entomology Botany Star Trek Captain’s Log Wonderland Passport NEW Birdwatching

STICKY NOTE BOOKLETS Bob Ross Feminotes Wonderland Notes Mister Rogers Star Trek Musical Notes

ENAMEL PINS Frida Kahlo Ruth Bader Ginsburg Bob Ross Rosie the Riveter Dr. Anthony S. Fauci Carl Sagan

T*LIGHTS

Birds on a Wire Butterflies Constellations NEW Mysterious Sea NEW Dragonfly

EIDOS

Great Art NEW In Space

Behold! The Small Print Approved returns are subject to a 20% restocking fee.

All returns must be unstickered and in resalable condition.

BACKORDERS Unless you provide alternate instructions, out of stock items are automatically backordered.

Backorders under $40 ship with free freight to destinations in the continental US. Customers pay freight on all backorder shipments over $40 unless backorder originated from a free freight order. No additions may be made to backorders with special promotions.

Customers wanting no part of this backorder poppycock and bombast may elect no backorders ever but it’s your loss.

THE ROUND UP Item quantities are automatically rounded up to the nearest multiple.

SHIPPING UPG products ship from our domestic warehouse, FOB Indianapolis, Indiana.

Charges will be determined at time of shipping and will be added to each invoice. If your account is prepaid by credit card, this will result in two separate charges.

If you’d like to ship on your third-party account, please specify your shipping number on the order.

INTERNET MARKETPLACE SALES Wholesale customers are not authorized to sell UPG products on Internet marketplace sites, such as Amazon, eBay, Walmart, Jet, Etsy, etc.

PRICING This catalogue and Order Form supersede all others. All prices are subject to change without notice.

INVOICES Invoices are sent via email at time of shipment. Please notify us if you prefer to receive invoices via fax, snail mail, or Pony Express.

IVORY TOWER PROGRAM 5% discount applies only to stores that have the tower or countertop display on the floor. Customers may be asked for visual confirmation.

You can reach UPG Customer Service at wholesale@PhilosophersGuild.com CLAIMS or at 800.255.8371. They are courteous All claims due to incorrect pricing on an invoice, defective or damaged items, and helpful, so be nice to them. shortage, or items shipped in error must be reported to UPG Customer Service within 14 days of receipt of merchandise. *US only

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