Hometown News June 22, 2023

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Don’t just make mistakes, learn from them -By

The daughter of Ralph Waldo Emerson, American poet, lecturer and philosopher, was attending school away from her home when she indicated in a letter to her father that she was concerned about a mistake that continued to haunt her.

Emerson wrote the following to his daughter: “Finish every day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; but get rid of them and forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day, and you should never encumber its potentialities and invitations with the dread of the past. You should not waste a moment of today to the rottenness of yesterday.”

More than 200 years later, this is still good advice in dealing with the mistakes that will inevitably enter our lives.

According to John Maxwell, mistakes are: “Messages that give us feedback about life. Interruptions that should cause us to reflect and think.

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Signposts that direct us to the right path. Tests that push us towards greater maturity. Awakenings that keep us in the game mentally.

Keys that we can use to unlock the next door of opportunity. Explorations that let us journey where we’ve never been before.

Statements about our development and progress.”

Everyone makes mistakes. You learn from them. You change. And you move forward. Stumbling is not falling. If you think a mistake is the end of a career, consider the following advice from some icons who are admired for their accomplishments.

As former First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt said, “Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.”

President Ronald Reagan put it another way, “What should happen when you make a mistake is this: You take your knocks, you learn your lessons, and then you move on.”

As the great comedian Charlie Chaplin said: “No matter how desperate the predicament is, I am always very much in earnest about clutching my cane, straightening my derby hat and fixing my tie, even though I may have just landed on my head.”

“If I wasn’t making mistakes, I wasn’t making decisions,” said Robert Johnson, founder of Johnson & Johnson.

I embrace Dave Ramsey’s approach to mistakes. He said, “As a leader, if I know you care deeply, then when you screw up, I will be quick to give you a second or third chance. However, I have a very low tolerance for your mistakes when you don’t care.”

I think that is a fair way to judge mistakes. Mistakes made by passionate people with the right motivation should be given more leeway than those made by dispassionate people.

I remember seeing an interview with a professional hockey goalie years ago. He basically said, “All of us make mistakes. But how would you like a job where every time you make a mistake, a red light goes on?”

In the words of our favorite baseball philosopher, Yogi Berra, “Don’t make the wrong mistakes.”

When I coach our sales staff at MackayMitchell Envelope Company, I always tell them, “It doesn’t matter how many pails of milk you spill just so long as you don’t lose the cow.” They might lose some sales, but don’t lose the account, the cow.

Mistakes are, and always will be, part of the human condition. Try as you may, you will

Harvey Mackay

eventually mess up something. How you respond to your error determines just how smart you really are. Look for the silver lining in the cloud, even if it’s just an opportunity to learn how not to make the same mistake over (and over) again. Even better, think about what you may have done well and build on that element. You will have plenty of chances to learn from your inevitable mistakes.

Just make sure that you correct the right mistakes. Many years ago, three vagrants were sentenced to death by the guillotine for their serious unlawful behavior. When the fateful day arrived, the first victim was placed on the guillotine, but it didn’t work.

The executioner shouted “Unbelievable! The laws of our land dictate we must set you free.”

The second drifter was positioned beneath the murderous weapon and again, the guillotine got stuck. He too was set free.

As the third man lay on the platform glaring up at the large blade, he suddenly blurted out, “Wait a minute. I see your problem. If you would just oil that hinge …”

Mackay’s Moral: Make no mistake, sometimes our best ideas follow our biggest booboos.

Reprinted with permission from nationally syndicated columnist Harvey Mackay, author of the New York Times #1 bestseller “Swim With The Sharks Without Being Eaten Alive,” “We Got Fired!...And It’s the Best Thing That Ever Happened to Us,” “The Mackay MBA of Selling in the Real World,” and “Use Your Head To Get Your Foot In The Door.”

Upcoming Events

WEDNESDAY, JULY 5

• Folk & Old-Time Music & Potluck from 1-3 p.m. at the Village View Apartments, Grey Eagle.

FRI.-SUN., JULY 7-9

• 60th Annual Swanville Mid-Summer Carnival.

SUNDAY, JULY 9

• Church of St. Benedict Parish Festival starting at 10:30 a.m., Avon.

ALBANY SENIORS • JULY 11

• Meeting change to July 11: Normally meets 1st Tuesday of the month at 1:30 p.m. at the Albany Community Center.

SATURDAY, JULY 15

• Grey Eagle United Methodist Church Annual BBQ Luncheon from 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; Bake Sale 8 a.m. -2 p.m.

SUNDAY, JULY 16

• 42nd Annual Sacred Heart Parish Festival & Parade, Freeport. Parade 10:30 a.m.

JULY 17-19 & 21-23

• Melrose Stages, Inc. Presents "Disney's Beauty & The Beast" at Marit Elliott Performing Arts Center, Melrose. July 17-19, 21-22 at 7:30 p.m. July 23 at 2 p.m.

ALBANY TOWNSHIP

• Meets the 4th Monday of the month at 7:30 p.m. at the Albany City Hall.

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• Planning Commission meets the 2nd Tuesday of the month at 7:30 p.m. at the Albany City Hall.

BURNHAMVILLE TOWNSHIP

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BURTRUM CITY COUNCIL

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FEET FIRST CLINIC

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FOOD DISTRIBUTION

• Ruby’s Pantry Food Distribution 1st Saturday of the Month from 10-11 a.m. at River of Live Church, Sauk Centre.

FREEPORT CITY COUNCIL

• Meets the last Tuesday of the month at 7 p.m.

FREEPORT SENIOR MEETING

• Meets the 3rd Thursday of the month at 1:30 p.m. with cards/Bingo/coffee/dessert.

GREY EAGLE CITY COUNCIL

• Meets the 2nd Tuesday of the month at 7 p.m.

GREY EAGLE TOWNSHIP

• Meets the 1st Monday of the month at 8 p.m.

MELROSE TOWNSHIP

• Meets the 1st Thursday of the month at 7 p.m. at the town hall.

MELROSE VFW #7050 POST/AUX.

• Meets the 1st Tuesday of the month at 7 p.m. at the Melrose American Legion Clubrooms.

MELROSE LEGION #101 POST/AUX.

• Meets the 2nd Tuesday of the month at 7 p.m. at the Melrose American Legion. (Aux. Sept.-May.)

STEARNS CO. HORTICULTURAL SOCIETY

• Meets at 7 p.m. on the 2nd Monday of the month at Our Savior’s Lutheran Church, Albany.

SUNSHINE CLUB

• Meets every Monday, weigh in starts at 8; meeting at 8:30 a.m. at the Village View Apartments, Grey Eagle.

ST. ROSA CITY COUNCIL

• Meets the 3rd Monday of the month at 7 p.m. at the Community Park building.

SWANVILLE CITY COUNCIL

• 1st Tuesday after the 1st Monday of the month at 7 p.m.

SWANVILLE TOWNSHIP

• Meets the 2nd Tuesday of the month at 8:30 p.m. at the Swanville Fire Hall.

UPSALA CITY COUNCIL

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“The Good Old Days” -By Tom Kuehne

Why Here? Today, we could have found ourselves in the “Old Country."

Prices, political problems, family and community issues caused our ancestors to want to make the big move to America.

Some countries were experiencing severe economic problems. The administrations in some countries caused real security concerns. Some family traditions actually left family members with a very limited economic future. They had to create a future in a way entirely different than they had grown up or been helping their parents to create.

So naturally they were looking for an opportunity to build a more comfortable life. There were a variety of promotional and advertising brochures in the libraries,

newspapers or any place that was a gathering place. America was promoting their land and opportunities to anyone that would come there.

Most of these brochures were not entirely honest. They spoke about a land that was just waiting for them to come and begin to plant and harvest crops of tremendous yield. Pictures of well dressed families happily standing in front of their two story house along with a couple of well finished steers. Some pictures showed a young fellow, well dressed, following his walking plow, smiling as though his plowing of the beautiful loam was no effort at all. It was a land of milk and honey and all one had to do was to come over and claim it.

An ad for Minnesota spoke of the good soil surrounded by territory teaming with wildlife, which could easily feed your family even if the crops were not great. Another ad was primarily shown in Germany, promoting the rich land along the Sauk River, near the future town of Melrose and how farming there would be very prosperous. The actual truth was that the soil was good, but it was populated by

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Services provided through one of these waivers and/or programs are designed to help people to live safely in their home and community and decrease nursing home placements. MnCHOICES uses a person-centered approach that tailors services to an individ-

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An individual can request a screening or have a screening and decide not to access waivered services. Also, an individual who has a screening may not be eligible for waivered services and/or may be referred for other appropriate services as determined by the MnCHOICES assessment.

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hardwood trees that were a couple of hundred years old. You could homestead the acres, but the trees with roots as large as normal trees needed to be cut and the stumps needed to be dug from the soil. Remembering that there were no caterpillars or backhoes and all of the work needed to be done with axes, handsaws and a team of horses. That is why sometimes one would see stumps in the farmer's field. Turning the wooded land into tillable fields took years and a whole lot of physical labor. A positive thing about creating a farmstead, was that it was normal for the

neighbors to gather to help when a building was built. Typically the homesteader would gather logs or lumber and when the big day arrived, the neighbors would arrive for a day of work, a couple of good meals and probably a beer or two...

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Obituaries

Rose Mary M. Schmiesing

Rose Mary M. “Rosie” Schmiesing, age 93 of Meire Grove, passed away peacefully, surrounded by her family on Friday, June 16, 2023 at the CentraCare Care Center in Melrose, Minnesota.

A Mass of Christian Burial will be held at 11 a.m. Thursday, June 22 at St. John the Baptist Catholic Church in Meire Grove with Rev. Marvin Enneking officiating. Interment will be in the parish cemetery.

Visitation will be held from 10 to 10:45 a.m. Thursday at the church.

Rose Mary Mathilda Primus was born July 16, 1929 to William and Rose (Meyer) Primus at home in rural Melrose, Minnesota. She attended St. Boniface Catholic Church and school in Melrose. On May 1, 1951 she married Vincent Schmiesing at St. Boniface Catholic Church. They farmed west of Meire Grove before moving to town in 1966. Rosie was a homemaker raising her children. In her later years, she worked at St. John the Baptist School in Meire Grove for many years and at QPC (Quality Plus Convenience) in Meire Grove for almost 20 years.

Rosie was a member of St. John the Baptist Catholic Church where she sang on the choir and was Eucharistic Minister to the home bound. She also was a member of St. Mary’s Society and the Rosary Society. Rosie loved quilting, setting puzzles, gardening, and baking chocolate chip cookies for her family to enjoy.

Survivors include her children, James (Linda) Schmiesing of New Munich, Joan (Paul) Ellering of Chaska, Dennis “Breeze” Schmiesing of Meire Grove, Marilyn (Bill) Ruhr of St. Joseph, Philip (Deb) Schmiesing of St. Martin, Edward (Judy) Schmiesing of Melrose, John (Pam) Schmiesing of Avon, Beverly (Isidore) Schmitz of St. Francis, Gerard (Cindy) Schmiesing of New Munich, Patty Jangor of Lindstrom, Donna (Pat) Thompson of Red Wing, Jean (Gary) Hellermann of Melrose, Nancy (Joe) Roden of Big Lake, and Brian (Amy) Schmiesing of Greenwald; 36 grandchildren and many great-grandchildren; brother, Joseph (Catherine) Primus of Melrose; sister, Betty Moscho of St. Martin; and sister-inlaw, Claire Primus of Long Prairie.

Rosie was preceded in death by her parents; husband, Vincent Schmiesing on August 16, 1975; son-in-law, Herb Jangor; granddaughter, Christine Ruhr; brothers and sisters and in-laws, Alphonse (Hildegard) Primus, Regina (Cyril) Wessel, Albert (Marie) Primus, Sr. Lynette Primus, Nick Moscho, Roman Primus, Alcuin (Lorraine) Primus, Urban (Mary Ann) Primus, and Sr. Oranda Primus.

Arrangements were made with PattonSchad Funeral & Cremation Services of Melrose.

Mildred

M. “Millie” Mueller, age 99 of Melrose, passed away peacefully, surrounded by her family on Wednesday, June 14, 2023, at ParkView Assisted Living in Melrose, Minnesota.

A Mass of Christian Burial will be held at 11 a.m. on Saturday, June 24 at St. Mary’s Catholic Church in Melrose with Rev. Arockiya Newton officiating. Interment will be held in the parish cemetery. The Mass will be livestreamed and can be found on St. Mary’s website.

Visitation will be held from 9:30 to 11 a.m. Saturday at the church.

Mildred Mary Ramler was born August 15, 1923, in Albany, Minnesota to Henry and Anna (Busch) Ramler. She was united in marriage to Lawrence Henry Mueller on October 11, 1949, at Seven Dolors Catholic Church in Albany. Millie and Lawrence farmed north of Melrose for almost 40 years until building their home in Melrose. In 2013 she moved to ParkView Assisted Living in Melrose.

Millie was a member of St. Mary's Catholic Church in Melrose, Christian Mothers, and St. Elizabeth’s Society. Millie loved her time spent with her family and she adored her grandchildren and great-grandchildren. Faith, family, and farm meant everything to her. Millie enjoyed spending time at the cabin on Big Birch Lake entertaining family and friends, dancing, quilting, playing card games, crocheting, and traveling. There always was a jigsaw puzzle ready to be worked on with others. She will be remembered for her kindness, charming wit, and great sense of humor.

Survivors include her children, Jerry Mueller of Melrose, Marv (Wanda) Mueller of Healdsburg, California, Bonnie (Rick) Funk of Avon, Bob (Theresa) Mueller of Sauk Centre, Karen (John) Ellering of Cape Coral, Florida, Lois Mueller of St. Cloud, and Jan (Kurt) Wolter of Ham Lake; 13 grandchildren and 14 greatgrandchildren; and sisters, Rose Mary Binek of Little Falls and Dolores Philippi of St. Cloud; sister-in-law, Katherine “Kitty” Mueller of Melrose.

Millie was preceded in death by her parents; husband, Lawrence Mueller on September 28, 2011; son Duane Mueller; brothers, Clarence, Ambrose, Roman, and Melvin Ramler; and sister, Bernice Senger.

Memorials are preferred.

Arrangements were made with PattonSchad Funeral & Cremation Services of Melrose.

Harlan E. Baum

Harlan (Hoddie/ Red) E. Baum passed away on June 18, 2023 unexpectedly at the St. Cloud Hospital. He was just two days away from his 93rd birthday. He resided in the Long Prairie Nursing Home and absolutely loved it. His passion was golf and playing cards. He will be missed by many.

We will be respecting Hoddie’s wishes and having a graveside burial with just family.

Jean M. Pundsack

Mass of Christian Burial will be at 11:00 a.m., Thursday, June 22, 2023 at Seven Dolors Catholic Church in Albany for Jean M. Pundsack, age 79, who passed away Friday at Assumption Home surrounded by family. Rev. Edward Vebelun will officiate and burial will be at the parish cemetery. Visitation will be one hour prior to the services at the church on Thursday.

Jean was born on August 5, 1943 in St. Cloud to Bill and Valeria (Cremers) Blenker. She was united in marriage to Earl Pundsack on June 24, 1967 at Seven Dolors Catholic Church in Albany. They went on to raise a beautiful family. Jean worked most of her life as a High School Teacher. She loved to sew, golf, decorate for the holidays and watch NDSU football games. She enjoyed attending her grandchildren’s sporting events and keeping the family traditions alive. Above all she cherished the time spent with her family. She was a force and will be dearly missed.

Jean is survived by her husband, Earl of Albany; children, Richard (Kristi) of Minnetrista, Cheri (Daryl) Braham of Perham, and Chad (Michele) of Fargo, ND; sister, Diane (Loren) Schiffler of Avon; and six grandchildren, Willow, Hudson, Gabrielle, Grace, Lily, and Sophie.

She was preceded in death by her parents; sister, Carol Andvik, and brother, David Blenker.

Pulse on People

Joseph Griffin of Avon was named to the Spring 2023 Dean’s List at The College of St. Scholastica in Duluth, MN.

Dean’s List members have achieved a 3.75 grade point average or above on a 4.0 scale. The College of St. Scholastica would like to commend Joseph for honorable academic achievements. Great job, Joseph!

More than 3,000 students were recognized for their outstanding academic performance over the spring 2023 semester at South Dakota State University by being named to the dean’s list.

To earn dean’s list distinctions in SDSU’s colleges, students must have completed a minimum of 12 credits and must have earned at least a 3.5 GPA on a 4.0 scale. Students with F, I, U, RI or RU grades are not eligible regardless of system term GPA attained. Note that this report includes courses that were taken at other South Dakota institutions this term. A minimum of 12 credits within the 100-699 course range must be taken. A student who passes pregeneral education courses may still qualify, if the student has 12 other credits that do fall within the 100-699 range.

Overall, 3,043 students from 37 states and 20 foreign nations are on the list. More than 1,300 students received a 4.0 GPA, and those are indicated with an asterisk.

Congratulations to these distinguished scholars on earning this academic achievement.

Amanda Kokett * of Albany, a student in SDSU’s College of Education and Human Sciences

Paige Meyer * of Albany, a student in SDSU’s College of Arts, Humanities and Social Sciences

Peyton Hylla * of Avon, a student in SDSU’s College of Arts, Humanities and Social Sciences

Briana Maus of Freeport, a student in SDSU’s College of Agriculture, Food and Environmental Sciences

Camryn Brinkman of Grey Eagle, a student in SDSU’s College of Nursing

Madeiline Osborn * of Melrose, a student in SDSU’s College of Pharmacy and Allied Health Professions

Madison Rosenberger * of Melrose, a student in SDSU’s College of Nursing.

Upsala High School 2023 Spring Semester Honor Roll

A Honor Roll

Grade 12

Silas Arvig, Madalin Koetter, Hunter Steuck, Natalie Wensmann, and Mikal Woidyla Wood.

Grade 11

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Grade 10

Evelynn Aleckson, Dominic Eggert, Eli Johnson, Hailie Luedtke, Allie Maciej, Brayden Mack, Samantha Pilarski, Jack Primus, Beau Ripplinger, Isabel Ripplinger, and Joseph Steuck.

Grade 9

Aiden Brannan, Jacob Brinkman, Hannah Heesen, Holly Johnson, Austin Klein, Isabelle Klug, Brayden Leners, Isaiah Sobiech, and Jack Sowada.

Grade 8

Lucylee Aleckson, Lynn Arvig, Emily Ashbrook, Abigail Carlson, Allison Cymbaluk, Vincent Eggert, Annalee Gerads, Caleb Guthrie, Quinn Guthrie, Lydia Kokett, Landon Krebs, Nolan Kuepers, Samuel Laliberte, Calvin Leners, Zoey Leners, Brenden Mack, Genevieve Mrozek, Alexa Pilarski, Carson Primus, Anne Ripplinger, Addie Scepaniak, Owen Smith, Matthew Tschida, Emily Wiechmann, and Nicholas Young.

Grade 7

Braxton Allie, Trygg Aleckson, Bianca Mrozek, Evan Pipenhagen, Aubree Roerick, Owen Sobiech, Richelle Thompson, and Dalton Welinski.

B Honor Roll

Grade 12

Andrew Aleckson, Paige Gerads, Axel Johnson, Ryan Johnson, Tiago Leite, Molly Leners, Hannah Luedtke, and Savannah Stumpf.

Grade 11

Claire Arvig, Lukus Daniel, McKenna Graves, Joseph Guthrie, Daniel Kokett, Madison Tschida, and Aden Warga.

Grade 10

Lilieana Daniel, Nicholas Guthrie, Dakotta Hartsock, Eric Landowski, Corryn McDermond, Brandon Mugg, and Kira Poppenhagen.

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Sierra Bense, Vance Benson, Paul Blonigen, Meeli Krueger, Desiree Kuhl, Jake Leners, Courtney Roske, Mackeel Wenker, Victoria Wiechmann, and Noah Zinniel.

Grade 8

Ethan Ashbrook, Noah Ripplinger, and Devin Schulte.

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Emma Dickinson, Avery Hallermann, Addisyn Hovland, Skyler Landowski, Raven Nienaber, Ethan Young, and Elyn Zinniel.

Birth Announcements

Kinzey Rose Rademacher

Kyle and Brooke Rademacher of Freeport are proud to announce the birth of their daughter, Kinzey Rose Rademacher, born on Thursday, June 15, 2023 at 2:11 p.m. at CentraCareMelrose.

Kinzey weighed 6 pounds, 2 ounces and measured 20.5 inches long.

She has a big brother Rhett and big sister Brynnlee both at home.

Grandparents are Tom and Shelly Rademacher of New Munich, and Glen and Terri Fleischhacker of Albany. Greatgrandparents are Jim and Arliss Notch of Freeport, and Karen Rademacher of New Munich.

Emma Janet Arceneau

Jeremy & Kelli Arceneau of Elrosa are proud to announce the birth of their daughter, Emma Janet Arceneau, born on Wednesday, June 7, 2023 at 1:16 p.m. at CentraCare-Sauk Centre by Dr. Dunn. Emma weighed 9 pounds, 3 ounces and measured 20.5 inches. Siblings include Chloe Arceneau, age 6 and Kaden Arceneau, age 2.

Grandparents are Daniel and Joyce Schulzetenberg of Freeport, and Fred and Janet Arceneau of Elrosa. Great-grandparents are Duane and Rita Frieler of Elrosa, and Joan Arceneau of Elrosa.

Card of Thanks

Thank you family, friends, and relatives for the support, prayers, food, cards, and memorials for Dale. Thank you CentraCare Hospice for his care the last days, Father Vince and Father Ron for the beautiful service, Jeanne Bonfig for the music and the ladies serving the lunch.

Jan Wegleitner

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From the Desk of Pastor Bruce

Some Faiths are complicated. The rules… and regulations… the must dos. I love what the apostle Paul says in Ephesians 2:8-9 “For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God— 9not by works, so that no one can boast.” I think this verse is hilarious. I mean think about it… some faiths have a list of things that must be done to please God. A Holy and Righteous God, perfect in every way. Can you imagine me, Bruce Miller, telling God, the creator of everything that exists that He must accept me because of all the good things I have done? He might respond. I don’t know, but He might ask, how about that thing you stole, or that lie you said, or those impure thoughts? This verse says to come to Him through faith.

Paul says in 1 Corinthians to keep the main thing the main thing. I do not have to jump through a bunch of hoops to be forgiven. 1 Corinthians 15:3-4 “For what I received I passed on to you as of first importance: that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, 4that he was buried, that he was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures,” I do not have to be good enough, or sinless. If I believe these very important things, just believe what Jesus has done!

Acts 16:31 says “They replied, “Believe in the Lord Jesus, and you will be saved—you and your household.” This is a simple gospel! Just believe, leave the rest to me is what Jesus is saying. In fact, this is the definition of love. John 3:16-18 “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish

but have eternal life. 17For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. 18Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son.”

So, the question might be…what do you believe in? Yourself? Or God’s gracious offer of life everlasting?

-Pastor Bruce Miller from Swanville Bible Church, 320-547-2916

Westin Albert Yarke

Ben Yarke and Kayla Gebhardt of Meire Grove are proud to announce the birth of their son, Westin Albert Yarke, born on Tuesday, June 20, 2023 at 10:14 a.m. at CentraCare HealthMelrose.

Westin weighed 7 pounds, 13 ounces and measured 21.5 inches long.

He has a big brother Shawn, and big sisters: Ava, Aubrey, and Paisley, all at home.

Grandparents are Albert and The Late Joyce Yarke, and Larry and Shirley Gebhardt.

Make a sandwich, use butter and warm bread. Put fresh radishes in, crisp, white and red. Submitted by Jan Klug.

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Photo submitted by Diane Rohde.

Sudoku

Sudoku is one of the most popular puzzle games of all time. The goal of Sudoku is to fill a 9×9 grid with numbers so that each row, column and 3×3 section contain all of the digits between 1 and 9. As a logic puzzle, Sudoku is also an excellent brain game.

Dave Says -By Dave Ramsey

Dear Dave, I bought a house about a year ago. Currently, I have $45,000 sitting in an account with a money manager. I’ve had this account for a little over three years, and the investment hasn’t grown much, if at all. Under the circumstances, and being single, too, would it be better to pull the money out of that investment and put it toward my mortgage?

-Johnny

where you are and your first $1 million to $5 million in net worth is getting your house paid off. After that, load 15% to 20% of your income into a serious retirement plan. And by that, I don’t mean playing financial footsie with some little brokerage account. Investing in good, growth stock mutual funds with a proven track record of at least 10 years is a proven way to build wealth the right way.

I’m sure you can find someone on TikTok telling you to do the exact opposite of what I’m suggesting. But you won’t find that kind of advice coming from real millionaires.

-Dave

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From the Hosts of the Under The Hood radio show.

Dear Johnny,

I recommend putting 100% of any nonretirement savings, above your emergency fund, toward paying off your mortgage until the mortgage is paid off. I’d still tell you to pay down the house, even if you were making 20% on your money. Just make sure you’re following the Baby Steps, and you’re already putting 15% of your income into good retirement investments before attacking the house. Paying down your mortgage is not an expenditure that’s just lost money. The cash is sitting there, you’re just banking it in your home and land. And on a side note, with all the craziness in the market over the last three years, you might come to realize breaking even over that time wasn’t so bad after all.

Johnny, the shortest distance between

* Dave Ramsey is a seven-time #1 national best-selling author, personal finance expert, and host of The Ramsey Show, heard by more than 18 million listeners each week. He has appeared on Good Morning America, CBS This Morning, Today Show, Fox News, CNN, Fox Business, and many more. Since 1992, Dave has helped people regain control of their money, build wealth and enhance their lives. He also serves as CEO for Ramsey Solutions.

Albany Senior Dining

Mon., June 26: Ham, scalloped potatoes, broccoli, fruit salad, roll.

Tues., June 27: Shrimp, baked potato, vegetable blend, mandarin oranges.

Wed., June 28: Meatloaf, whipped potatoes, gravy, green beans.

Thurs., June 29: Breakfast sandwich, hashbrown triangle, baked apple slices, pastry.

Fri., June 30: Chicken patty on bun, macaroni salad, baby carrots.

Pre-registration requested to dine daily. For more info. call 320-845-4070.

Upsala - All Ages

BREAKFAST: Mon.-Fri. 7-10 a.m.: Walk in & dine. Take out available, call ahead.

Mon., June 26: Ham, potato, vegetable, dessert.

Tues., June 27: BBQ chicken, potato, vegetable, dessert.

Wed., June 28: Cook's choice.

Thurs., June 29: Salisbury steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, dessert.

Fri., June 30: Sloppy Joes, cheesy potatoes, vegetable, dessert.

Pick up or eat in by 11:30 a.m. For meals, call a day before: 320-573-4435.

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Dear Motor Medics, I'm having trouble with my 2004 Ford F150 missing again. The vehicle shakes when I am at a stop sign and sometimes when I accelerate going up a hill. The check engine light comes on and sometimes flashes as well. I have had two ignition coils replaced over the past year and they're expensive! Could it be another one? I'd like your advice and thoughts on this truck. I really appreciate all your help guys.

Dear Mark,

-Mark in Branson, Missouri

The Ford F150 and most modern vehicles use what's called coil-on-plug ignition which in simple terms means that the ignition coil is placed directly above the spark plugs and connected by a short rubber boot instead of using a plug wire. Using multiple coils allows the ignition system to work more efficiently when it is working correctly and eliminates spark plugs wires. When they fail they give the symptom you describe and cause poor mileage and rough running and possible power train and exhaust system damage. We often see all ignition coils fail within a short period of time to each other due to age and miles so be prepared to replace the other six coils. Due to the labor cost of working on them we often recommend replacing all at the same time to save labor costs even though the coils are not cheap. In the long run it will save a lot of cash over repeat labor repair costs.

-Take care, the Motor Medics

Dear Motor Medics, I have been a long-time listener to your radio show "Under The Hood" and have heard you talk about aftermarket cold air intake kits and how they can help your engine performance. I have a camper and a boat that

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I tow and don't want to go changing a lot of major internal parts but want a little extra "go" when I step on it when I'm towing and also some better mileage. What are your thoughts?

-Dan in Colorado

Dear Dan, Cold Air Intake Kits are a great way to increase Horse Power and Torque and are an easy and fast way to do it. Don't look for incredible gains but they will make a small difference and every bit counts when towing as you know. The kits are a bolt-on and can be done by most people at home in around an hour or less in most cases and they look great too. Get on the internet and compare the kits for your vehicle and look at the real numbers of what to expect from a kit before you decide to purchase one so you know what you are getting and are happy with what you are purchasing. They also give a great sound and a performance feel. As for mileage, don't expect to see any increases there with any air filter or intake kit as they don't provide that. They are for torque and HP increases only.

-Take care, the Motor Medics For entertainment only. Always consult your local shop and follow all safety procedures before repairs. Come visit the Motor Medics® online at Underthehoodshow.com.

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Local Municipality Minutes

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Upsala City • June 5, 2023

Call to Order/Attendance: The City Council meeting was called to order at Upsala City Hall by Mayor Rollie Johnson at 7:01 P.M. The pledge of allegiance was said. On roll call members present: Mayor Rollie Johnson, Council Members Mitch Lange, Lana Bartells, and Wendy Rene, Absent: Alan Gunderson. Staff present: Public Works Director Mike Tschida, and City Clerk-Treasurer Jane Popp.

Minutes: Lange moved to approve the regular city council meeting minutes from May 1, 2023, 2nd by Bartells. Motion carried unanimously.

Agenda items: Rene moved to approve the agenda as presented, 2nd by Bartells. Motion carried unanimously.

Department Reports: Fire Department Report Chief Nick Johnson updated the council that all four new firefighters are certified, and the gear just arrived. One resignation effective June 16, 2023.

First Response Team: Vice President Danielle Haus was absent, so Nick Johnson reported ten calls for May. They served 250 for the Memorial Day Fundraiser at the REC Center.

Maintenance Report: Tschida reported on water and sewer levels as well as the various tasks done throughout the city. Notice Effective Immediately: Due to the recent dry weather conditions and our declining water levels, we are implementing an odd/even watering ban. Odd number houses can water on odd number calendar days and even number houses can water on even number calendar days.

City Office Report: Popp reviewed the June Calendar and is looking forward to the League of Minnesota Cities Conference in Duluth.

Planning Commission: Larry Bartells reported the committee discussed to eliminate the $35.00 charge to demolish buildings. Rene moved to approve to eliminate the $35.00 charge to demolish buildings, 2nd by Lange. Motion carried unanimously.

Heritage Days: A meeting is scheduled for June 14, 2023, at 7:00 PM. Everything is set for August 12 & 13th.

Unfinished Business: Well: The city will contact Thein Well and continue exploring the options.

New Business: Donation of $4,000.00 to Heritage Days, Lange moved to donate $4,000.00 to Heritage Days account, 2nd by Rene. Motion carried unanimously.

Garbage Cans: Council had discussion on city garbage cans.

Community Center Air Conditioning and Furnace: Rene moved to donate up to $3,000.00 to the Upsala Community Center for replacing the air conditioning and furnace, 2nd by Bartells. Motion carried unanimously.

City of Upsala Sign: Lange moved to proceed with getting an estimate from Everything Signs and taking the best bid to go ahead with ordering the sign, 2nd by Rene. Motion carried unanimously.

Farmer’s Market: It was a great turn out and the vendors there almost sold out.

Acknowledgements: The Upsala American Legion for the great program presented at Upsala Area School and at the Legion Memorial on Memorial Day. To the Upsala First Response Team who supplied the noon luncheon. It was very much appreciated.

Financials: Bartells moved to approve the bills as presented, 2nd by Rene. Motion carried unanimously.

Updates/FYI: Next Regular City Council Meeting Monday, July 3, 2023, June 8th from 9:00-9:30 Coffee with a Council Member at the Community Center.

Adjourn: Rene moved to adjourn at 8:53 p.m., 2nd by Lange. Motion carried unanimously.

Jane Popp, Clerk/Treasurer

Grey Eagle City • May 9, 2023

The regular meeting of the Grey Eagle City Council was called to order by Mayor Joseph Arnzen at 7:00 pm, on the 9th day of May 2023 in council chambers. Council members present were Brad Johnson, Roland Ahrendt, Brian Hollenkamp and Chris Browen. There were no council members absent. Also in attendance were John Call and Beth Ramacher, and guests: Joe Krueger, Marc Rosenow, Joe Muellner, John Newberg, Margaret (Peg) Newberg, Craig Johnson, Bob Kutter, Tim Ainali, Barb Ainali, Anita Sunderman and Alisha Sunderman.

A motion was made by Brad Johnson to approve the amended agenda. A second was made by Roland Ahrendt and upon vote, with all members voting in favor, motion carried.

A motion was made by Roland Ahrendt to approve the minutes of the April 11, 2023 meeting. A second was made by Brian Hollenkamp and upon vote, with all members voting in favor, motion carried.

A motion was made by Brad Johnson to approve the minutes of the April 17, 2023 emergency meeting. A second was made by Brian Hollenkamp and upon vote, with all member voting in favor, motion carried.

Peg Newberg was present to request a building permit for Grey Eagle Housing Association for a cement slab to put new raised garden boxes on. A motion was made by Brian Hollenkamp to approve the building permit application. A second was made by Roland Ahrendt and upon vote, with all members voting in favor, motion carried.

Becky Roering submitted a building permit application for installing asphalt in the parking lot of Becky’s Salon. A motion was made by Roland Ahrendt to approve the building permit application. A second was made by Brad Johnson and upon vote, with all members voting in favor, motion carried.

Marc Rosenow was present to request a building permit to place a (shipping) container on his lot. A motion was made by Roland Ahrendt to approve the building permit application and upon vote, with all members voting in favor, motion carried.

Marc Rosenow also discussed the asphalt condition of Pearl Street (East of Maple Street South) and Brinkman Street.

Joe Muellner was in attendance to discuss

HELP WANTED - MAINTENANCE

The City of Grey Eagle is looking for a Maintenance employee; up to 35 hours per week.

Duties include, but are not limited to, the following:

• Upkeep of the parks & cemetery: mowing lawn, weed trimming, trash removal, etc.

• Upkeep & routine maintenance of equipment

• Clean the Library, City Hall & Fire Meeting Room

• Snow removal of alleys, sidewalks and parking lots

This position works directly with the City Council.

Applications can be obtained at Grey Eagle City Hall located at 202 Woodman Street South, by email request sent to gecity@meltel.net or on the city website at greyeaglemn.govoffice2.com.

The City of Grey Eagle is an Equal Opportunity Employer and Provider.

HELP WANTED PT SEASONAL MAINTENANCE

The City of Grey Eagle is looking for a PT Maintenance employee. Hours would vary, with approximately 20 hours per week during the summer and as needed during the winter.

Duties include, but are not limited to, the following:

• Upkeep of the parks & cemetery: mowing lawn, weed trimming, trash removal, etc.

• Snow removal of alleys, sidewalks and parking lots

This position works directly with the FT Maintenance person and the City Council. Applications can be obtained at Grey Eagle City Hall located at 202 Woodman Street South, by email request sent to gecity@meltel.net or on the city website at greyeaglemn.govoffice2.com.

The City of Grey Eagle is an Equal Opportunity Employer and Provider.

the streetlight by The Junction. The Clerk will get a second bid for replacing this streetlight.

Tim and Barb Ainali were in attendance to discuss their sewer and water connection. Joe Krueger, City Attorney, discussed possible options. A motion was made by Brad Johnson that the City will not disconnect their service as of May 31, 2023 and will negotiate with Tim and Barb Ainali. A second was made by Chris Browen and upon vote, with all members voting in favor, motion carried.

Tim and Barb Ainali requested to have the City cease the sewer charges for their shop. A motion was made by Joe Arnzen to approve ceasing the sewer charge if they are not using the service at the shop and have an approved septic. A second was made by Brad Johnson and upon vote, with all members voting in favor, motion carried.

Joe Krueger was present to discuss the water diverter wall/fence in Duane Karl’s yard. He gave the Council various options to handle the issue. The City will be seeking an injunction.

A motion was made by Brad Johnson to approve the news release for the Village Hall Grant. A second was made by Brian Hollenkamp and upon vote, with all members voting in favor, motion carried.

A motion was made by Joe Arnzen to approve MacDonald & Mack Architects to perform the Village Hall Condition Assessment. A second was made by Roland Ahrendt and upon vote, with all members voting in favor, motion carried.

A motion was made by Brad Johnson to approve the quote from the City of Sauk Centre for $1350.00 for street sweeping. A second was made by Brian Hollenkamp and upon vote, with all members voting in favor, motion carried.

A motion was made by Roland Ahrendt to rent a lift to clean the water runs on the old section of the Fire Hall/City Hall building. A second was made by Brad Johnson and upon vote, with all members voting in favor, motion carried.

A motion was made by Brian Hollenkamp to sign the Arvig fiberoptic construction and service agreements for the City. A second was made by Brad Johnson and upon vote, with all members voting in favor, motion carried.

A motion was made by Roland Ahrendt to put the 584 International tractor with bucket up for bids. A second was made by Brad Johnson and upon vote, with all members voting in favor, motion carried.

Discussion was held on various park items. A motion was made by Brad Johnson to approve

ATE Recreation to do ARMOR Repair and SportMaster Surfacing of the tennis courts for $22,539.00, which also includes two pickleball courts. A second was made by Roland Ahrendt and upon vote, with all members voting in favor, motion carried.

A motion was made by Brad Johnson to approve a 14’x28’ cement slab for the tractor pull area in the park. A second was made by Brian Hollenkamp and upon vote, with all members voting in favor, motion carried.

A motion was made by Brian Hollenkamp to approve the use of the Fire Hall on July 15th for the Grey Eagle/Burtrum Lions Appreciation. A second was made by Brad Johnson and upon vote, with all members voting in favor, motion carried.

Jon Stone’s fence was discussed. This matter will be tabled until a later date.

A motion was made by Brian Hollenkamp to complete and submit the Source Water Protection Implementation Grant paperwork when it is received. A second was made by Roland Ahrendt and upon vote, with all members voting in favor, motion carried.

A motion was made by Brian Hollenkamp to have Cans R Us start servicing Laughlin Park for the summer. A second was made by Brad Johnson and upon vote, with all members voting in favor, motion carried.

Flooring in the City Hall and Fire Meeting room were discussed. The Clerk will work with Hennen Flooring for a quote. Further action was tabled until the June meeting.

John Call gave an update on various maintenance and park items. John gave his resignation, effective August 18, 2023.

The Council acknowledges Lori Hellmann for her 24 years with the City of Grey Eagle.

A motion was made by Roland Ahrendt to approve payment of Claims #2722-2745, totaling $16,231.27 and include additional payments of the following: MN Power $2295.94, Long Prairie Leader $185.22, Rahn’s $300.37 and PJ’s Signs $150.00. A second was made by Brian Hollenkamp and upon vote, with all members voting in favor, motion carried.

A motion was made by Brian Hollenkamp to adjourn the meeting at 8:31 pm. A second was made by Brad Johnson and upon vote, with all members voting in favor, motion carried.

The next regular meeting of the Grey Eagle City Council will be held on Tuesday, June 13, 2023 in Council Chambers.

Beth Ramacher, Clerk

Free Healthy Homes Assessments

Health starts at home, and every family deserves a safe and sanitary living environment. Join us in promoting the concept of “Healthy Homes” to prevent diseases like asthma, lead poisoning, and injuries caused by substandard housing. Together, we can make a difference in our community’s well-being.

Todd County Health & Human Services is offering free Healthy Home Assessments to Todd County residents in need of healthy home assistance.

A Healthy Homes Assessment includes:

• Completion of a healthy homes checklist by a trained Healthy Homes practitioner

• Identification of any housing-based health threats

• Information on mitigation efforts including: educational materials, community

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resources or programs that would benefit the household in addressing the safety and health concerns.

• Providing supplies to address the issue(s), such as: radon test kit, carbon monoxide monitor, non-toxic cleaning supplies, batteries, childproof locks, private well testing, dehumidifier, trash cans, night lights, non-skid rugs, smoke detectors, fire extinguishers, sheets/pillow covers, vacuum, lead test kits, electrical outlet covers and downspouts.

• A follow-up visit to determine if home safety and health issues have improved.

If you are interested in a Healthy Home Assessment, please contact David Determan at 320-732-4271 or david.determan@ co.todd.mn.us.

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GARAGE SALE: Friday, June 23: 8-3; Saturday, June 24: 8-12. 26351 Cty 8, Long Prairie. Household, mens/womens clothing, crafts, misc.

GARAGE SALE: June 28-30: 9-5. 122 Riverside Ave. NW, Melrose. Woman's new and used clothes, households, books, Xmas, misc.

GARAGE SALE: June 28: 1-6; June 2930: 8-6; July 1: 8-6. Wind chimes, outdoor cat tower, deck chairs, lawn & garden, dorm refrigerator, fabric, fleece, furniture, recliners, trunks, electric fireplace, tools, fishing, housewares, books, Louis L'amour, toys, LOL dolls, games, girls clothes 12-14, womens small thru plus size, mens XXL, much misc. 3 miles East of Upsala, 6775 30th St. (Cty. 21) Larry Erickson Residence.

WANTED TO BUY: Butcher cows, bulls, fats & walkable cripples: also horses, sheep & goats. 320-235-2664. SC-odB

WANTED: 606 or 454 International utility tractor. Call 320-267-5632. RB-tfn

WANTED: 70 hp. tractor with cab & snowblower, reasonable. Call 320-267-5632. RB-tfn

WANTED TO BUY: Kitchen Aid mixer. Call 320-632-3336.

FOR SALE: '84 Corvette, top comes off, $10,500 or b/o. Call 320-267-5632. RB-tfn

FOR SALE: 14' Crestliner aluminum boat with 6HP Johnson Sea Horse outboard motor, and Snowco trailer, $1250. Call 218760-8266. GR-tfn

FOR SALE: Chicken eggs $3 a dozen. Call 320-632-3336.

FOR SALE: 5th wheel camper, 1998, 1 slide out. Call 320-256-7178.

Todd County HHS Employment Opportunities

Todd County HHS is looking for reliable, service oriented individuals to serve the citizens of Todd County for the following positions:

**Children's Services Supervisor (full-time)

**Eligibility Worker (full-time)

**Office Support Specialist II (seasonal, part-time)

To learn more about these openings and how to apply visit the official Todd County website at https://www.co.todd.mn.us

Questions may be directed to Todd County Administration: (320) 732-6155.

FOR SALE: John Deere 317, quick attach, 7,000 hrs, clean machine, newer tires. Call 320-630-5694.

FOR SALE: 2000 Saturn, new tires, exhaust, intake, head. Call 320-630-5694.

FOR SALE: Battery operated 3000# Port A Dock pontoon lift w/canopy, $3,000 or B/O. Call 320-290-9524.

A Pray Funny

Three ministers sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman worked nearby.

"Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one minister.

"No," another contended. "I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven."

"You're both wrong," the third insisted. "The most effective prayer position is lying prostrate, face down on the floor."

The repairman could contain himself no longer. "Hey, fellas," he interrupted, "the best prayin' I ever did was hangin' upside down from a telephone pole."