Does Your Family Have a Fire Escape Plan? (Family Features) When a home fire occurs, you have very little time to get out. A working smoke alarm doubles your chances of survival, yet more than twenty percent of American homes are without them. Energizer and the International Association of Fire Chiefs teamed up to address this problem by providing vital fire safety information to families. Make a Plan Installing smoke alarms on every level of the home and developing a plan of escape can give your family precious minutes to get out and get to safety. Draw a floor plan of your home and sketch exit routes out of every room. Make sure you have a fire escape ladder long enough to reach the ground from upstairs rooms. Assign an outside meeting place, so you can quickly locate each other
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ITEMS TO IMPROVE OUTDOOR LIVING SPACES
The popularity of outdoor living spaces has been growing for years. A 2014 study from the home remodeling and design platform Houzz found that 56 percent of homeowners were making updates to improve their yards for entertaining. Similarly, nearly 60 percent of architectural practices surveyedbytheAmericanInstituteofArchitectsin2016saidoutdoorliving spaces were popular features in the homes they built.
Outdoor living spaces may also be sound investments for homeowners looking to improve the resale value of their properties. According to Remodelingmagazine’s2017“Costvs.Value”report,outdoorlivingspaces returned between 55 and 71 percent of homeowners’ initial investments at resale.
When planning an outdoor living space, homeowners with ample backyards have much to work with. However, to make the most of the space while simultaneously hoping to get as strong a return on their investments as possible, homeowners should look to create spaces that offer broad appeal and are not too personalized.
DID YOU KNOW?
One of the ways homeowners can keep their lawns looking lush and green is to aerate the turf when the need arises. Aerators perforate the soil with small holes. These holes allow air, nutrients and water to penetrate all the way to the roots, helping them grow deep and strong. Deep, strong roots are essential to healthy, lush lawns. While aeration can help many lawns, not every lawn will necessarily need to be aerated. Lawns that get heavy use, such as those that are often played on by children or pets, will likely benefit from periodic aeration. Feeling the lawn also can help homeowners determine if it needs to be aerated. Lawns that dry out quickly or feel spongy may be overcome with thatch, which can prevent lawns from getting the air, water and nutrients they need to thrive. Lawncare professionals recommend aerating lawns that contain thatch that is more than one-half inch. Thatch also can foster grub infestations, providing another benefit to removing it and aerating a lawn. When to aerate depends on the type of grass. Homeowners should consult with a lawncare professional about the best time to aerate their particular lawns, but it’s generally recommended that cool-season grasses be aerated in early spring or fall, while it’s best to aerate warm season grasses in late spring.
Animals and insects can cause damage, too. It’s not just poor weather that homeowners need to consider with regard to roof damage. Boring insects and animals may cause problems with roofs as well. A roof inspection may shed light on potential pest problems. Holes or nesting materials may indicate that an animal or animals are using the attic as a shelter from the elements.
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RADON IN YOUR HOME
Radon is an odorless, invisible gas that may be lurking in homes even if homeowners are unaware of its presence. Although it is a naturally occurring substance, radon has the potential to cause serious illness. Therefore, its detection and reduction are paramount.
The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency and the Surgeon General’s Office have estimated that as many as 20,000 lung cancer deaths are caused each year by radon, which is the second leading cause of lung cancer in the United States. The EPA further notes that many homes are in radon danger areas. Nearly one in three homes checked in seven states and on three lands designated for Native Americans had screening levels over 4 pCi/L, the EPA’s recommended action level for radon exposure. According to Air Chek, Inc., a radon testing resource, a radon level of 4 pCi/l is equal to approximately 35 times as much radiation as the Nuclear Regulatory Commission would allow if a person was standing next to the fence of a radioactive waste site.
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Research released this spring shows continued rising interest in home gardening across the country. As April showers bring May flowers, what is your gardening plan this year?
- I’m expanding my home garden to include more vegetables and herbs
- I’m expanding my flowers, trees, and shrubs
- I’m doing basic yard cleanup but don’t have big planting plans
- Home gardening isn’t my thing
Poll ends 05-06-2025
Poll ended 04-29-2025
A variety of American travel sources project an increase in travel in 2025, and Spring Break started it off strong. What is your favorite type of travel experience?
10.0% Beach vacations
15.0% City sightseeing
30.0% Hiking and nature adventures
35.0% Road trips
5.0% Luxury resorts
5.0% Backpacking
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TRICKS TO KEEP FLORAL ARRANGEMENTS FRESH
Get them in water quickly: Place the flowers in a vase or other vessel with water promptly after making the cuts. Some florists like to cut the stems under water to prevent air bubbles from forming in the stems. Choose an arrangement first, then cut and place the flowers in water quickly. This gives fresh arrangements a good chance to last awhile.
STRATEGIES TO DISCONNECT MORE OFTEN
Change your reading habits. E-reader enthusiasts may have access to millions of books at their fingertips, but that access could come at a steep cost. Distractions abound when reading books on tablets, smartphones and e-readers. The internet is only a swipe or two away when reading e-books, while print books provide no such access to the internet.Tablets and e-readers employ the he same notification system as smartphones, so readers who insist on going the digital route can turn those notifications off before cuddling up with a good book. But that might not be enough, as readers can still visit the home screen of their devices and begin browsing the internet. Print books are ideal for those who want to read with as little device-related distractions as possible.
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Cinco de Mayo is observed in the United States. Costume parties are hosted for friends and family, with the colors of the Mexican flag (red, white, and green) used in decorations. Mexican folk music is played and danced to. The celebrations are also taken to the streets with large parades and special promotions on Mexican food. Fun Facts
16.7% – the percentage of U.S. residents of Mexican origin. 87 million pounds – the number of avocados purchased for Cinco de Mayo.
20 – the types of Mexican cheeses to be feasted on — Oaxaca, a white cheese from Southern Mexico, is the most prominent. for the kids find our previous kids pages @ gvpennysaver.com/kids
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When you spend your money at a locally owned store, café, service provider, or farm stand, you’re not just making a purchase—you’re making an investment in your community’s future.
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(NAPSI) — According to Darrell Smith, executive director of the International Window Film Association, window film makes a lot of sense for homeowners eager to save money on their energy bills.
“Solar-control films can block as much as 80 percent of the solar heat coming through glass into a building, decrease the heat load on the air-conditioning system and reduce energy costs,” Smith says.
With more people working and studying from home, window film allows in abundant natural sunlight while blocking 99 percent of the sun’s harmful UV rays to better protect the skin (from possible cancer) and eyes (from cataract development), while reducing the fading of floors and furnishings. Smith estimates that 40 to 60 percent of color fading is caused by UV exposure. Windows may also be upgraded for safety, as window film helps to hold glass pieces together if the window is impacted and broken.
For even a 3,000 square foot home, window film may be installed in a day or less with minimal disruption. Window film installers clean the glass before installation, keep the work space clean and practice safe contact as recommended by the Centers for Disease Control. Find a local dealer/installer at www.iwfa.com.
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DID YOU KNOW? Without pollinators, more than 100 crops grown in the United States would not be able to thrive. Plants, including various fruits, vegetables, nuts and more, rely on pollinators to ensure to transport pollen. Though many plants are self-pollinating and others are pollinated by the wind or water, many others rely on insects and animals to become pollinated. The U.S. Department of Agriculture says birds, bees, bats, butterflies, moths, flies, beetles, and small mammals all can work as pollinators. Examples of crops pollinated by pollinatorsincludeapples,squashandalmonds.Animalsandinsectshelppollinate more than 75 percent of the world’s flowering plants, and nearly 75 percent of all crops,according to the U.S.Fish & Wildlife Service.Unfortunately,pesticide use can diminish the number of natural pollinators. Natural gardening and pest-control can help protect the habitats of pollinators.
By Keith Roach, M.D.
Raising Magnesium Intake Helps With HeartbeatBigeminy
DEAR DR.ROACH: Severalmonthsago,Ideveloped a case of a bigeminy heartbeat, so my cardiologist prescribed metoprolol. At about the same time, I had reduced my intake of magnesium from about 50% of the daily value (DV) to 35%. (This may have preceded the bigeminy onset.)
Quite by accident, I read an article recommending magnesium for a heart arrhythmia. Within a week or so of reading the article, I started magnesium gluconate at 100% of the DV. I have been taking this and metoprolol for about a month, and my condition has improved about 95%.
The question is: How can we tell if shorting down the magnesium to 35% was actually the cause and increasing it to 100% was the cure? -- L.R.
Q. A.
ANSWER: Bigeminy, more precisely ventricular bigeminy, is a term most people probably haven’t heard of, but most people have heard of a premature ventricular contraction (PVC). Ventricular bigeminy is when every other beat is a PVC and alternates with regular beats.
While this rhythm can happen in people without any heart disease or risk factors, your cardiologist will have considered many underlying causes such as excess alcohol use, anemia, low oxygen levels, and thyroid disease. A beta blocker like metoprolol is usually the first drug that is used as beta blockers reduce adrenalin levels, reduce the oxygen needs of the heart, and are proven to be effective at reducing the number of PVCs.
A low magnesium level is another risk factor for PVCs and ventricular bigeminy, and there are case reports of the rhythm going away completely with magnesium. So, while we can’t be sure whether your bigeminy was caused by a low magnesium level, the story is suggestive that it’s a real possibility.
I don’t recommend taking magnesium except in people who have low levels,but 100% of the DV of magnesium is quite safe to take.
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Long nails can be painful for dogs. The experts in holistic care at Dogs Naturally Magazine say that long nails that will come in contact with hard ground can push back up into the nail bed and cause discomfort. Long nails also may cause the toes to twist. Most dogs require their nails be trimmed every two weeks. This time period may be extended if the dog goes for long walks frequently.
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“Remi” is a Golden Retriever that has a very calm demeanor, except when sees (or hears) the word frisbee! He loves to explore, whether going “bye-bye” in the car or rides on the four-wheeler.
BENEFITS OF WORKING WITH ANIMAL TRAINERS
Animal trainers can address any type of behavior. According to the Animal Behavior Institute, trainers who work with dogs, cats, parrots, or other companion animals must have a thorough and detailed knowledge of animal behavior. Pet owners who have successfully housebroken puppies in the past may think they can do it again with relative ease, but no two puppies are the same. Techniques that worked with one dog will not necessarily work with another. Trainers recognize this and have an array of techniques within their arsenal, making them capable of addressing and correcting any type of behavior.
By Sam Mazotta
Tips for camping safely with your dog
DEAR PAW’S CORNER: My partner and I are first-time campers, planning to go on our first outing in late May at a state park. We have an adult dog, “JayJay,” who will come along with us. What tips do you have to keep him safe and having fun all weekend?
– Kerry in Atlanta
DEAR KERRY: Camping with your dog can be a lot of fun if you prepare correctly. Keep some key points in mind:
– Make sure your dog doesn’t bother other campers.
– Ensure that your dog is leashed and under control at all times.
– Clean up after your dog.
– Make sure your dog has ample water, food and bedding. One way to prepare is to set up a test camp in your backyard, if you can. Set up your tent and set out all of the items you’ll be using during the outing -- cooler, chairs, stoves, etc. Put JayJay on his leash and walk him all through the mock campsite, and into the tent, so that he gets familiar with all of these things. Then roll out your sleeping mat and bedding inside the tent, including JayJay’s bedding, and climb in. Let JayJay roam the tent interior and have him lie down on his bedding. (This is also the perfect time to test all your new gear, put sealer on the tent seams, and shake things down.)
Once at camp, follow the campsite rules about pets. JayJay will need to be on a leash anytime he’s outside. It’s important that he comes back when you call him, if he gets loose. If you’re worried about your dog barking at night, try to book a campsite that is farther away from others.
Send your tips, comments or questions to ask@pawscorner.com.
Nothing beats the flavor of fresh-picked fruits and vegetables, but growing your own food benefits more than just your taste buds! Here are a few more great reasons to start a vegetable garden of your own or a community garden:
• Eating just-picked ripened vegetables from your garden lets you enjoy peak nutritional value over food that has been harvested, shipped and distributed to a grocery store.
• Gardening promotes functional fitness through movement. It also treats your body to fresh air and Vitamin D from the sunlight.
• Growing your own food reduces use of fossil fuels traditionally needed to transport produce from farms to grocers.
Getting started is as easy as picking an area that receives at least six hours of daylight exposure, whether it’s a plot of earth or a raised planter box. Find out what grows well in your area by talking to neighbors or vendors at your local farmers’ market, then start small with something you really enjoy eating!
All-Natural Strategies to Safely Protect Fruits and Vegetables
• Plant gardens in raised beds. Raised beds can eliminate some garden infiltration by small critters that come up and under from the ground, such as rabbits, gophers, groundhogs, slugs, and some other crawling pests.
• Prepare homemade insecticide. The environmental information site Treehugger provides information on making a homemade insecticide from vegetable oil and a mild soap. Use one cup of oil with one tablespoon of soap (such as Dr Bronner’s castile soap). Add this mixture to one quart of water in a spray bottle. This concoction can eradicate aphids, mites, thrips, and more by coating insects’ bodies and effectively suffocating them. Soap-and-water sprays or even neem oil sprays work similarly.
• Sprinkle diatomaceous earth. Diatomaceous earth, commonly known as DE, is an abrasive powder comprised of fossilized algae diatoms. It’s commonly used as a filter medium in swimming pools, but also makes an effective pesticide. The material’s abrasive and absorbent qualities draw moisture out of insects, essentially dehydrating them to death. DE can be sprinkled around the base of plants, but will need to be reapplied a er rain and watering.
• Space out plants. Tightly planted crops create a breeding ground for fungal diseases and also provide hiding spots and warmth for pests. Leaving room between plants can help avoid these issues, according to Gardening Channel.
• Use row covers or garden mesh. Many plants can be covered all year long as long as the covers are li ed during flowering if the crops depend on pollination by bees. Veggiemesh® is a cover that can be laid over plants.
• Interplant crops in the garden. Interplanting is a technique that involves alternating crops, herbs and flowers to confuse the pests so they have a difficult time finding what they want to eat. Alternate rows of vegetables with herbs and flowers that appeal to beneficial insects.
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There’s so much happening at your local libraries!
Hamlin Public Library
1680 Lake Road, Hamlin 585-964-2320 • hamlinlibraryny.org
M & W 10-6; Tu & Th 10-8; F 10-4; Sa 10-2
Hoag Library
134 S. Main St., Albion • 585-589-4246
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Free Library
86 Public Square, Holley 585-638-6987 • holleylibrary.org
M & W 10-8; Tu, Th & F 10-5 Sa 10-2 Sept.-June (closed Sa during summer)
Seymour Library
161 East Ave., Brockport • 585-637-1050 www.seymourlibraryweb.org
I think that no matter how old or infirm I may become, I will always plant a large garden in the spring. Who can resist the feelings of hope and joy that one gets from participating in nature’s rebirth?
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Well-Mannered Young People
At a fast-food place I dropped a coin as a teenaged couple was walking by, he quickly picked it up and returned it. I said, “Thank you, your Mom taught you well.” Minutes later I met up with her in the restroom, I remarked to her that she’s very fortunate to have a special friend like him. We need well-mannered young people like them to make the world a better place.
Hometown Stories
Thank you for sharing the stories of folks around town in the Hometown Stories column. In this world of egocentrism and tunnel vision, it’s so nice to read of people doing good around town. Thank you to all who give of their time and energy to make the world a better place.
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Two neighbors have floodlights that go on at night, EVERY night, and it’s like the literal sun is beaming into my bedroom. It’s so obnoxious, bright, and surely must violate code enforcement. How would you like if someone had the brightest flashlight in the world beaming into your room while you tried to sleep? Some people have no sense and no thought to their neighbors. We live in a safe neighborhood too... just get motion detectors and stop being an a-word.
Visiting the local library, I had an annoying person talking to a group at full volume near me. He kept it up for 15 minutes and would not stop or keep it down. There were other places for him to talk, but he stayed there. When was it acceptable to talk in a library? I was told that it was not tolerated and you were notified if you did not abide. People should realize others need to concentrate on their work or reading and it is our right to not be disturbed.
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The BUM Players Celebrate 35 Years of Community Theater
BY SUZIE WELLS
e BUM Players were born from the dissolution of the Brockport Community Players, carrying forward the legacy of local theater in Brockport. Founded by Gary omas – veteran of both the Brockport Community Players and the D’Agostino Lincoln Dinner eater – this new group allowed omas to continue sharing his theatrical talents. A seasoned member of SUNY Brockport’s eater Department and an active leader at the Brockport United Methodist Church, omas found both inspiration and support to launch a worship-drama group within the church: the BUM (Brockport United Methodist) Players.
What began in 1990 as a creative addition to Sunday services, replacing sermons with dramatic performances, soon evolved into something more enduring. One of omas’s early works, , depicted several soldiers discovering faith amidst the horrors of the Vietnam War. is worship-drama format continued until 1997, when the church faced a financial crisis. In response, omas and others staged a full-length comedy, Scrambled Eggs, selling tickets to raise funds for the church. e show was a hit – and it sparked a tradition.
Since then, the BUM Players have presented an annual fulllength comedy (with the exception of 2020-2022, due to the COVID-19 pandemic). While many productions have featured lesser-known titles, the group has also staged popular plays such as Neil Simon’s e Odd Couple and e Sunshine Boys, Mitch Albom’s Duck Hunter Shoots Angel, and Jean Giraudoux’s e Madwoman of Chaillot
In 2008, the BUM Players began producing original works. Longtime member David Hansen penned Plausible Deniability, marking the group’s first step away from royalty scripts. It wasn’t until 2016 that omas followed suit with Tavern. Since then, six consecutive comedies have been written by members of the troupe, including another by Hansen and five original scripts by omas.
In addition to their comedies, the BUM Players partnered with the Kiwanis Club of Brockport in 2003 to present an annual fall “whodunit” murder mystery. ese interactive performances ran through 2019, with a total of 17 shows – most written by omas, except for two, including 2018’s Expedition to Murder by fellow BUM Player, Chuck Edwards. e group hopes to revive this tradition this fall.
SWAMP SET FOR “DUCK HUNTER SHOOTS ANGEL”
Meanwhile, this month, the BUM Players are excited to share the sequel to Lake Effect Blues, performed two years ago. Return to Draspar is the troupe’s sixth consecutive full-length comedy written by a BUM Players member, this one written and copyrighted by Gary “Turk” omas. Return to Draspar is artistically directed by omas, with omas and Steve Richardson serving as co-technical directors.
e story unfolds in DeWitt, NY in the apartment of Marty (Steve Richardson) and Martina Stone (Marcy Miceli). Rex Collins ( omas), weary of the music industry, returns home for his brother Bob’s funeral and begins to consider staying in DeWitt. Bob’s widow, Amber (Marita Keys), is deep in denial and believes she is the Queen of England.
As the drama unfolds, Marty and Martina, once fused as one being, are now free to live separate lives, but search for a way to return to their beloved home on the planet Draspar in the Andromeda Galaxy. Unbeknownst to them, Draspar’s Supreme Commander believes they’ve deserted and sends
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spy/bounty hunter Taylor Cole (Helen Schofield), disguised as a young girl, to bring them back. Will Marty and Martina return home? Will they be exonerated or be found guilty of desertion? Will Rex find what he seeks? Will Taylor collect her bounty? Will Amber recover her sanity? e answers await on stage!
Performances take place in the Brockport United Methodist Church Fellowship Hall at 7pm May 15th, 16th, and 17th, and at 2pm May 18th. Tickets are available at the Church Office, at the door, or by calling 585-637-4240 or 585-261-7381. Intermission includes complimentary desserts and beverages donated and served by the Kiwanis Club of Brockport, the troupe’s long-time co-sponsor.
Enjoy a delightful evening of original theater, laughter, and community spirit. e BUM Players are back – and better than ever!
BUM PLAYERS FRONT LEFT TO RIGHT : STEVE RICHARDSON, MARCY MICELI, HELEN SCHOFIELD; BACK LEFT TO RIGHT : MARITA KEYS, TURK THOMAS
SENIOR NEWS LINE
By Matilda Charles
at shall they call us?
Several years ago a big university decided that we should no longer be called seniors or elderly. Instead, we should be called “a person over 65” or maybe “older adult.” They went so far as to direct students at the university to follow “various guidelines” to ensure that ... well, what? That we’re not insulted by being called seniors? That they’re not inviting bias by calling us elderly?
What hooey.
The problem is that those guidelines don’t all agree. While one says to avoid the label “elderly,” another says it is “permitted in headlines due to space constraints.” In other words, it’s OK to use the offending word when it’s more convenient?
Again, what hooey.
Scrolling around the internet I see that universities, institutes, corporations and others are all copying off each other’s paper and deciding that certain words ought to be banned when it comes to age. Instead of saying “a group of seniors,” they want writers to insert a specific number, such as “persons 65 years and older.”
Many of the style guides seem to be fixated on age 65, yet others suggest leaving the actual number out altogether if possible. It’s safer that way.
I don’t care if someone wants to call me a senior as long as they’re willing to help me by reaching for the item on the high shelf at the grocery store. I do care that nobody at the dealership tries to sell me an unnecessary service for my car just because I’m an older female. I do care that the guy at the cellphone store doesn’t doubt me when I say that my phone battery is defective. I do care that my Social Security check is deposited on time.
The Merriam-Webster dictionary, bless their hearts, lists several definitions for “senior.” I like the second one: a person with higher standing or rank.
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6-May: “David Spade: Dandelion” (Comedy Special)
8-May: “Forever” (Season 1)
8-May: “Poker Face” (Season 2)
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now hiring!
Westside Manufacturing Company is looking for a
CNC Machinist
to join our team.
e ideal candidate will have a minimum of two years’ experience setting up, running, programming CNC mills and machining parts to specification. Fluent in Mastercam and Haas machinery. is is a full-time A-shi position working Monday through Friday. Pay is based on experience. Please mail resumes to: officeassistant456@gmail.com
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Work/life balance: Before beginning your search for a new job, think about why you want to switch careers or companies. Long hours often leads to burnout. If you’re looking for a new job because you’re burned out, try to find a job that affords you a better work/life balance. A study from the Happiness Research Institute in Copenhagen found that, with the curious exception of people who work more than 55 hours per week, stress rises accordingly with the numbers of hours worked each week. Keep that in mind if your goal is to find a job that affords you a better work/life balance.
Quality Associate (3rd Shi ) – starting pay $19.50
*(3rd shi adder pay additional $1.00 for all positions)
*(2nd shi adder pay additional $.75 for all positions) *Pay increase of $.75 at 6 months and 1 year service plus annual merit increase
Machinist Technician/Tool & Die Maker – $26.15 - $36.54 (pay based on experience)
Maintenance Technician – $27.06 - $37.45 (pay based on experience)
Salary Positions Available:
Cost Accountant – Annual Salary range
$70,000 - $100,000
Engineer – Annual Salary range $85,000 - $120,000
Competitive Wages and Benefit Package including: 401k • Pension • Health Insurance • Annual Bonuses
For complete listings & job descriptions visit www.brunnerbrakes-intl.com Indeed: use keyword search ‘Hendrickson’ 3959 Bates Rd., Medina, NY • 585-798-6000 EOE
CENTRAL SCHOOL DISTRICT
By Fifi Rodriguez
1. TELEVISION: Which actor was nominated for an Emmy for the same character on three different sitcoms?
2. MOVIES: Who was the first actor to refuse an Oscar award for Best Actor?
NON-TEACHING
Bus Attendants & Drivers, Cafeteria Monitors, Custodian, Cleaners, Food Service Helpers, Maintenance Mechanic, Senior Student Behavioral Assistant, Teacher Aides, Security Substitutes, and Subs in all other areas.
TEACHING/CERTIFIED Current Openings: Computer Science or Technology Teacher, Business Teachers, Earth Science Teacher, Special Education Teachers (Elementary and Secondary), Spanish Teacher, Speech Teacher, and Contracted Building Substitute Teachers.
is accepting applications for the following positions: For all positions, apply online at: https://www.applitrack.com/brockport/onlineapp/
3. GEOGRAPHY: Which modern city is in the shadow of the active volcano Mount Vesuvius?
4. FOOD & DRINK: What gas is used to createseltzer water?
5. SCIENCE: What is the center of an atom called?
6. GENERAL KNOWLEDGE: Who are the six men who have made a career Grand Slam in pro golf?
7. ANATOMY: What is the largest artery in the body?
8. LITERATURE: For which category is the O. Henry Award given?
9. ASTRONOMY: Which star system is nearest to our solar system?
10. U.S. PRESIDENTS: How many presidents have died in office?
ANSWER
1. Kelsey Grammer for “Wings,” “Cheers” and “Frasier.”
2. George C. Scott, for “Patton.”
3. Naples, Italy.
4. Carbon dioxide.
5. Nucleus.
6. Gene Sarazen, Ben Hogan, Gary Player, Jack Nicklaus, Tiger Woods and Rory McIlroy.
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