GRANADA
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5 minute trivia
Beat the Editor
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Can you guess the common phrases from the numbered pictures above. Your target is to beat 21 out of 30 Solutions are on p. 33
What They didn’t Say on Twitter: @Bono For our next tour, U2 will need 120 trucks just to move the stage. I assume at least another 5 trucks for wraparound sunglasses and 1 for my ego. @MarkZuckerberg Irony is reading a conversation on Facebook about how Twitter is a waste of time. @QueenElizabeth2 If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say,”Help, they’ve turned me into a parrot”, you are wasting everybody’s time. @HughHefner About 80% of Pam Anderson turned 45 today. Congrats.
Across 1. ..... del corpus, por el matador de torros (5) 5. Rojo, blanca y ..... Granada C.F’s home colours (4) 6. Ispania (4,2,7) 7. Ancient Moorish quarter of the city (8) 8. Capital of Andalucia (7) 11. Puerta...... main gate of Granada city (6) 13. Dynasty in which Alhambra palaces & gardens were reconstructed (6) 14. Where does Desiderius Erasmus hail from (9) 15. Darro, Genil y .......(5) 16. Highest peak in the Sierra Nevada and continental Spain (8) 17. After which artist is Malaga airport named after (7) 18. Bodas de Sangre - Lorca (eng) (5,7) 19. s.t. ......, patron saint of Granada (7)
Down 1. ..... Franco, Spanish dictator and military general (9) 2. Pomegranate (es) (7) 3. Longest river in Andalucia (12) 4. Totes y ..... bar that hosts a language exhange 3 times a week (6) 9. Soup served cold, originating in Andalucia (8) 10. M.C..... artist inspired by the Alhambra’s decorative geometric patterns (6) 12. Heightened emotion and passion evoked by flammenco (6)
@BBC: BREAKING NEWS: Facebook is down. Worker productivity rises. The U.K. climbs out of recession.
@JLRZapatero I feel bad for eating sushi at my desk in front of my goldfish.
@SergioRamos I am going to be in such good shape now that I found these Wii Fit cheat codes.
@AbeLincoln “Better to be silent and thought a fool than to tweet and remove all doubt.”
@BarackObama Polite alternative to “no” in 2011: “Not in this economy.” As in: “You want fries with that?” “Not in this economy.”
@ParisHilton How long do I have to be ignorant before I start experiencing bliss?
@BillGates Bad news: catastrophic hard drive failure. Good news: inbox zero!
@RobbieWilliams I’m so tired of artists selling out. Next time I hear someone’s song in a car commercial, that’s it. I’m no longer stealing their music.
@JudeLaw I wouldn’t need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.
@Brad Pitt Gave myself a haircut. Was going for the ‘Clooney’, but ended up with ‘Amish Bieber.’
@SteveJobs First the iPhone was left in a bar and now the bars have left the iPhone. I hate irony.
@DanBrown Can’t even imagine how people wrote books before word processors and plagiarism.
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GRANADA INSIDER
Autumn 2011