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W AG O N W H E E L BRILL, WI

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Wagon Wheel - Brill, WI

By Dyzzi Baker When you think of a wagon wheel what do you see in your mind? A covered wagon, a family going on a long journey from days of old, an old rusty looking cook serving beans out of a food wagon on a wagon train or perhaps you just see a great way to decorate your lawn or make a table. Well for me and many others in Brill, WI and surrounding areas we think of Sarah’s Wagon Wheel Bar & Grill located at 2756 23 1/2 St, Rice Lake, WI in the town of Brill.

It is known that the building that is now the Wagon Wheel was once owned by Bernie and Totie Schuartz who owned it as the Brill Tavern from the 1960’s thru 1973.

They sold the bar to Herman and Della Schnoor who renamed it the Wonder Bar and then eventually sold the bar to Dale Sullivan but for some reason was bought back

by Herman and Della Schnoor who then sold or leased it to Jim Neil. Then for reasons un-discussed the bar was closed down for about six months when Barry and Sharon Novotny took it over for the next 13 years or so and the business and building became known as the Wagon Wheel which since 1998 has been owned and operated by Sarah Kemp locally of the Brill area and a graduate of the Rice Lake High School.

Sarah has two children and five grandchildren; son Terry (40) the father of Lexis (14) and daughter Nicole (37) the mother of Dakota (14), Nevaeh (7), Courtney (6) and Jace (4). Sarah says she started working at the Wonder Bar now Wagon Wheel in 1977 when

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she was 18 as a part-time weekend waitress and bartender for Herman and Della Schnoor. She also worked full time at the Amsco - Nichol Home Shield plant until she seriously hurt her back and was laid up for six months from working there. Due to some disagreements with the plant Sarah decided to leave that business and began her full time waitress and bartender career and now she says, “I have basically been here forever” and she had the opportunity to work for numerous owners until she herself was asked to take over the bar.

Sarah’s father passed away from an accident at the local Brill, WI feed mill 37 years ago, and at that time the bar was owned by Barry and Sharon Novotny. Sarah really took his death hard and Barry truly became her stand in Father at the time as he began to teach her everything he knew about the bar and restaurant business as well as cooking, cleaning and all the paperwork. Then in 1997 Barry also passed away and his wife Sharon asked Sarah to become the bar manager. A year later on October 15th of 1998 she herself

Sarah Kemp - Owner of the Wagon Wheel Bar & Grill in Brill - WI

bought the bar.

One thing Sarah had told Barry when he Baked or Broiled was alive Yummy.. Friday Fish Fry! was that she was ‘Never gonna clean urinals or learn how to make potato dumplings’,. She said “And look at me now cleaning urinals and making tons of potato dumplings because my customers love them!”

The Wagon Wheel Bar and Grill is located right on the Tuscobia State Trail which is part of the western end of Wisconsin Ice Age National Scenic Trail which has given Sarah the privilege of meeting and serving many people from not only Brill and the surrounding areas but other states and even countries as well as they tour the trails on vacations, or come out for the area festivals or are traveling through to other parts of the state. Sarah says that this “meeting and serving new people and may regular customers” is the best part of her job. She says her customers, “Become more than friends or customers… they become part of my family.”

Sarah also says she has met so many people now through the years that she doesn’t always remember their names but even if they only stopped in once a year or so ago she remembers what they drank and most customers really seem to like that. According to these following reviews that I found online Sarah’s customers seem to like her cooking and the fast friendly service she and her staff provide as well.

“Amazing I would give Sarah’s Wagon Wheel in Brill, WI a 4 star.

However, this place is a cultural experience. If you want to experi-

ence small town northern WI you can't get much better than this place.

I would come on a Friday night, order yourself a Friday fish fry.

Before your order Shrimp & Baked Fish comes you can belly-up with the locals and drink a miller high life or a brandy old fashion as you join in the conversation ... maybe discussing if the blue-gills are hitting on Long Lake.”

Andy J. Onalaska, WI (Source: Yelp.com website) “Yummy Fish Fry!!

We started coming here recently on Friday nights based on recommendations from friends that rave about the fish fry. For all my life I’ve strictly ordered battered, fried fish and this place does it right: flavorful batter, fried to a perfect crisp and properly drained so it is not greasy. But, this is now the ONLY place that I will order broiled fish instead of battered. The broiled fish is seasoned perfectly, the fish itself has a nice clean taste to it, and the butter you get on the side for dipping is actual butter (not the fake stuff you get at other places).

Be sure to get here either early or late if you want to avoid waiting for the best fish fry around!!!”

Submitted By: LadyBugRiceLake www.tripadvisor.com/Reviews/W agonWheelRiceLakeWisconsin.

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TABLE O F C ONTENTS : COVER STORY Wagon Wheel Brill, WI............................................ P. 2 INSIDE SCOOP STORY: READER COMMENTS.......N/A .......

GAME PAGES Crossword ....................... Pg. 4 Word Search..................... Pg. 5 ..

Movie Ticket Trivia.............Pg. 5 Curvy Word Puzzle...........Pg. 34 Kakuro ............................Pg. 29 .Suduko Hard only.............Pg. 26 Games Answers.........Pg.36-38 Answers New Horoscope...............Pg. 34 TYPO Contest : Rules & Winners ...........Pg. 4

Directory of Advertisers Pgs. 19 & 22 Directory of Advertisers Pg 19 & 22 Maps of Advertisers ..Pg. 20-21 Classified Section .......Pg. 36-37 Subscription Request...... Pg 39 ENTERTAINMENT CALENDAR

Pg. 38-39 Submit Jokes, Letters, Subscription or Advertising Requests To: GNP REPORT P.O. Box 473 Chippewa Falls, WI 54729 Area Sales Representatives: **Call Dyzzi direct for any areas not listed by Sales Rep

Dyzzi *Donna Johnson (Owner) 715-456-7518 dyzzi42@yahoo.com Menomonie - Downing, Osseo - , Arcadia - Strum, Melrose, Mindoro, Owen, Withee, Neillsville, Pray, Granton, Black River Falls

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Hello From Dyzzi!

PLANTING SEEDS Plant seeds of Patience, Plant seeds of Love and Plant seeds of Forgiveness These will bloom in the heart forever!

Dyzzi Hello and welcome to fall.

Like me you are probably wondering.. “Where did the summer go?” It seems so fleeting doesn’t it. Here today and gone tomorrow like so many things in our lives. This only reminds me to appreciate each day for what it is.. good and bad for it is another day to tell someone you love them or apologize for something stupid you said or did before its to late. Take time today to do and say the important things.

Those things that will a difference in someone else’s life. It’s important not only for their peace of mind but our own.

Instead of only cleaning house in your fall clean-up routine.. why not also spend some time cleaning up your mind, body, soul and spirit and go into fall with a feeling of rejuvenation and re-birth rather than any heavy weight that has been pulling you down and keeping you from forging ahead in your life.

In this September issue of the Grub and Pub Report I have included some great information about visiting our beautiful state of California.

California was admitted into the union of the United States on September 9th, in 1850. The information you will read in this issue I found on the following websites.

Sources: 1. https://www.thecrazytourist.com/top25-things-to-do-in-california/24/ 2. https://www.atlasobscura.com/things

-to-do/california/places?

I hope you take some time to visit the state of California in your future travels and all of the lovely things we also have hear to enjoy in our great state of Wisconsin!

Be also in prayer for the residence of California as the fires are still blazing and claiming millions of dollars in property, acres and acres of needed forests and lives both human and animal.

Happy Anniversary GnP Report!

Well I not only can I not believe that it is fall already but I am proud to say that it is also my 13th year anniversary of owning the Grub and Pub Report. Where has the time gone. The magazine itself is actually 15 years and 9 months old which I think is quite a feat considering all that the economy and local businesses have gone through these past 13 years to just stay in business.

I thank you for reading and subscribing to the Grub and Pub Report and I can’t thank my advertisers enough for sponsoring this magazine with their advertising dollars. It is only because of each of the bars, restaurants, grills, and service businesses that advertise in this magazine that we stay in print and I would ask that you thank each of them personally won’t you for helping to bring out this monthly publication that each of you readers have told me you enjoy so much.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM..

It is also my lovely mothers birthday on September 9th and I

want to shout out a big Happy Birthday to the greatest woman I have ever known.. I am so glad that God decided you would be my mother and I hope for all children to have a mom like you who never gives up on her children and teaches them daily lessons about life through practical advice and show and tell ‘hands on’ experiences and good work ethic.

Thank you mom and I hope your birthday this year brings you much joy and happiness as you gaze upon the family you have created through the years.

Please be mindful as we start the school season of the children walking to school, standing on bus corners, and riding bikes, roller blades etc to school. They are just kids and more intent on friends and play than who is driving down the street at any particular time. It is our responsibility to watch out for them and keep them safe, so again keep your eyes open for kids starting school and keep an eye on the road and all around you as you head off to your own work or family schedules for the day.

WELCOME NEW ADVERTISERS -Schuetzy’s - Which was formerly known as Charlie's at Lawlers located at 18985 Co Hwy J in Chippewa Falls, WI is now owned by Lisa Schuetzy who took over on July 1st of this year. She will be having a Grand Opening Celebration on September 29th and invites you all in to introduce yourself and have some fun or join her for Packer Game Specials and other events you can keep updated on either on her facebook page or in her ad in the Grub and Pub Report.

See her ad on page 9

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Typo Winner of the Month: The August 2018 Typo Contest winner is Jill Penzkover of Rice Lake, WI who found the word “Louking” instead of Looking”in the Club 10 ad on page 16..

She will receive $10 in GNP Bucks to use at any of our current advertiser locations.

Thanks for reading and Congratulations!

(THESE MAY TAKE UP TO 6 WEEKS TO RECEIVE) Send entries to: Dyzzi Enterprises PO Box 473 Chippewa Falls, WI 54729 or...

Call - 715-456-7518 email: dyzzi42@yahoo.com

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TYPO CONTEST RULES:

- Only typos found in advertisements are eligible for prizes.

-Typos in the articles are not part of the typo contest.

-Typos in ads are the only typos considered for the contest.

-Everyone who finds a typo in an advertisement whether it’s the correct typo or editorial mistake, will be entered into the contest.

-You can call, e-mail or mail in your answers to the typo contest. See contact information on page three. -All guesses must be turned in by the 15th of the month. (Major Holiday months by the 13th.)

-One winner will be drawn from all received answers on or about the 15th of the month.

-Winners will receive a $10.00 in GnP Bucks to be used at current advertiser locations only.

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CHIPPEWA FALLS PAGE Join us for our.. .

Next generation TAKEOVER PARTY! Doug’s going away Party September 2 Drink specials, Give Aways, Games,etc. * New Menu Items & Daily Specials Coming Soon!

Halfway Between Hwy 124 & 53

Hwy B Tilden, WI 715-288-6303

NEVER FELT BETTER CLASSIC FARMER STORY In a court in Tralee, deep in County Kerry, Ireland, this conversation is reported to have taken place: Lawyer: 'At the scene of the accident, Mr. O'Brien, did you tell the Garda officer that you had never felt better in your life?'

O'Brien the old farmer: 'That's right, sir.'

Lawyer: 'Well then, Mr. O'Brien, how is it that you are now claiming you were seriously injured when my client's car hit your cart?'

O'Brien the farmer: 'When the Garda arrived, he went over to my horse, who had a broken leg, and

shot him. Then he went over to Darcy, my dog, who was badly hurt, and shot him. When he asked me how I felt, I just thought under the circumstances, it was a wise choice of words to say I've never felt better in my life.'

HILARIOUS AND BEST, FUNNY COUNTRY STORY Barry Farmer got into his Toyota 4 by 4 and drove to a neighboring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, Neil, aged about 9, opened the door.

'Is yer Dad home?' Barry demanded.

'No, sir, he ain't,' Neil replied. 'He went into town.'

'Well, then,' inquired Barry, 'is yer Mom here?'

'No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad.' 'How about your brother? Is he here?'

'He went with Mom and Dad,' explained Neil patiently.

Barry Farmer stood there for a few seconds, shifting from one foot to the other and muttering to himself.

'Is there anything I can do fer ya?'

Neil asked politely. 'I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a message fer Dad.' 'Well, it's difficult,' answered

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Barry uncomfortably, 'I really wanted to talk to yer Dad. It's about your brother getting my daughter pregnant.'

Neil considered for a moment, 'You would have to talk to Pa about that,' he finally conceded. 'If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $600 for the bull and $60 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets fer Howard.'

COMPUTER TERMS AND WHAT THEY MEAN TO FARMERS 1. Log on: when you want to make the homestead warmer.

2. Log off: Timberrrrrrrrrrrr.

3. Mega Hertz: when your not careful getting the firewood.

4. Lap top: where the cat sleeps.

5. Hard drive: maneuvering through those rocky fields on the northern range when there is snow in the ground.

6. Windows: what to shut when it's cold outside.

7. Byte: what mosquitoes do.

8. Modem: what I did to the hay fields.

9. Keyboard: where the keys hang.

10. Mouse: critters that eat the grain in the barn. Not forgetting RAM [Random Access Memory]: when you can't remember anything at all from earlier.

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FURTHER FIVE FAVORITE FUNNY AND SILLY SHORT FARMER JOKES 1. How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

2. Did you hear about the farmer who plowed his field with a steamroller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

3. What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

4. When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.

5. Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?

He has got no beef.

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CHIPPEWA FALLS PAGE GRUMPY VET A dog lover, whose female dog came "in heat," was concerned about keeping it and her male separated. But she had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.

However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heard awful howling and moaning sounds.

She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together and unable to disengage, as frequently happens when dogs mate. Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was very late at night, she called her vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.

After she explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his interest and he will be able to withdraw."

"Do you think that will work?" she asked.

"Just worked for me." he replied Submitted By: Jerry Torkelson Chippewa Falls, WI COVER PHOTO (Right) By: Angie Lineman ‘Sunset On Lake’ Contact Info: angielinneman@yahoo.com

MISSED EXAM For one reason or another, a group of friends missed an exam in a class they all had together, they decided to tell the professor they’d been stranded with a flat tire. When they came in for the make-up exam they were handed out test booklets and when they opened the booklets the only question was “Which Tire?”

GRADUATION DAY It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. “Let’s try to make this look natural “she said. “Junior, put your arm around your dad’s shoulder.” The father answered, “If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?”

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WIN Loopy’s Jackpot Draw each night @ 6pm **Buy 1 .. Get $1.50 off Your 2nd Drink!

Sept 8th: Loop de Lori Triathlon & 5K Fun Run Includes a 3.4 mile wooded trail run, 17 mile bike, and 3.5 mile kayak or canoe triathlon. Individual or in teams. 5k Family fun run starts 30 minutes after the triathlon. Proceeds to Lori Kleich Endowment Fund for natural & alternative cancer care for the mind, body & soul.

FALL AND WINTER VOLLEYBALL SIGN UPS NOW! SAVE THE DATE: Rock The Dome Oct.,, 13th, 2018 Benefit to help raise funds for the YMCA Annual Strong Kids Campaign. $40 Tickets include: Happy Hr: 5-6 pm, DINNER: 6-7 pm, COMEDIAN 7-8 pm, LIVE MUSIC County Line 8:30 pm -12:30 am, etc PACKER GAMES: 2 for 1 on all Packer T.D.'s, Free food at the half, guess the score and win the Packer Jackpot starts at $200 1st regular season game, 14 T.V.'s, Not a bad seat!

BADGER FOOTBALL: 2 for 1's on 1st Badger T.D. per half, $5 off all regular priced 16" pizzas, $2 off all appetizer over $5

FRIDAY FISH FRY!

WINTER VACATION GETAWAY! Leinenkugel Honey Weiss Beer Battered Cod w/your choice Rent a beach front condo, 20 steps of a potato & soup or salad. to the water! Vacation on OLD FASHIONED FRIDAYS Beautiful Island of St. Thomas **Try our hand muddled classics with your choice of liquor, *Go to VRBO.com mix and garnish $4.50 and Enter 803500 *Loopy’s favorite ..Bacardi Oakheart Rum, Sweet w/Olives Ask Loopy for details * Friday Nights..

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HOME OF THE JUMBO DRINK. Pay for 2 Mixers and get the 3rd shot free.

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Open 11am - Close Kitchen Open Till 10pm Phone: 715-723-2400 9504 County Hwy S, Chippewa Falls, WI WEEKLY FOOD SPECIALS: Tues: Wings & Fries $9.95 Wed: Broasted Chicken & Fries $9.95 Thurs: Pizza 1/2 off

FRI: Fish Fry, Chicken & Ribs Buffet SAT: Prime Rib & Full Menu Sunday...

Funday w/ Buckets of Beer Stop at The Edge & Pick Up Your Broasted Chicken To Go! FAST.. In & Out Lunch Buffet ENJOY THE VIEW...

Upper & Lower Decks Seating for 130 in full view of a 72 slip marina.

Complete with non-ethanol gas at our fuel dock.

Come for lunch, stay for dinner & watch the sunset We have 22 docks just for our bar and restaurant customers!

Book Your Party or Event at the Edge! *Lower ‘Down Under’ Bar and deck available for parties.

Closed on Mondays for the season *Unless the Packers are playing

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THE FAVORITE SON Tony and Luke, two brothers, were sitting in Cobbler and Proust's, the solicitors, waiting room preparing themselves for the reading of their father's will.

The two began yet another session of bickering about which of them was the favorite son and it was getting into full flow when they were invited, by Mr. Cobbler, into the office.

After a few preliminaries, including the disposal of a few small items to the cousins and old friends, the important bit came: who would inherit the farm, Tony or Luke?

Mr. Cobbler, the solicitor, took a deep breath, looked at the eldest brother Tony and said, 'Well, Tony, the farm is yours.'

Tony turned to his brother, Luke and complained, 'See! I told you, Luke, you were the favorite.'

THREE WHEELS ON MY WAGON

It was a good stabilizing job by the wife!

Q & A Q. What did the tree say to autumn?

A. Leaf me alone.

IT'S RAINING FISH One morning, Will was enjoying a beer in his local bar when Robbie the Plant [a well respected nurseryman and gardener] came in and reported that he had just seen a heron flying over the houses with an enormous koi carp in its beak. The carp was so large that at any moment Robbie the Plant expected the bird to drop it. The two friends continued to enjoy their beers and time passed.

Colin the Roof [a roofer] arrived at the bar a little while later. He was looking extremely flustered, and told us all that he had been working on a house roof a mile or so away when out of the sky and falling on his head came an enormous koi carp. Almost sent flying from the roof, Colin the Roof, was not only in shock but also flabbergasted.

The fish then landed on the ground: Colin the Roof climbed down his ladder and put the carp in one of his large builder's buckets which he filled with water.

Miraculously the carp survived its horrendous ordeal although the original owner was never found. It is still alive and well in Kevin’s (the poolman’s) fish pond. This funny fishy tale was source of merriment for several days following.

FUNNY FISHY TALE A fisherman is selling his pet dog because it kept catching more fish than him, The fisherman said he was fed up with being embarrassed in front of his fishing mates. He complained that most days when he went fishing he would catch only the odd fish, but that his Irish setter Lipi would jump into the water and use her jaws to catch dozens of fish.

The fisherman added that the last straw was when he tried to reel in a 15lb fish but lost it at the last second only to see Lipi jump in and catch the fish with one bite and bring it back to shore.

He complained, 'The other fishermen were all laughing at me.

I have no choice but to sell the dog because it keeps humiliating me.'

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CHIPPEWA FALLS PAGE BANK ROBBERY A man attempted to rob a Bank of America located in San Francisco. He walked into the branch and wrote, 'This iz a stickup. Put all your muny in this bag'.

While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest tool in the box, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America.

Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, 'OK,' and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at the Bank of America

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KETCHUP OR KETCH-DOWN

Two thieves armed only with tomato ketchup ambushed a supermarket employee as he was taking cash to the bank, Greek police have reported.

'The thieves jumped out of the bushes and threw two big bags of ketchup on the front window to stop the car,' said a police official who requested anonymity. The man fought with his attackers, who managed to flee on a motorcycle with only $583 of the $203,206 he was carrying.

Police later apprehended the two men. However, the ketchup is still on the run.

9 BUNGLING BURGLAR STORIES 1.

In Nashville, they tell of a burglar who fell asleep on the sofa of the home he was robbing, only to be awakened by police.

2. In Thibodaux, Louisiana, a robber with a thick Cajun accent couldn't get restaurant patrons to understand his demand for money.

Frustrated, he whipped out his gun, but it wouldn't fire. Grabbing the cash register, he ran......but got only three feet before falling down. The register was still plugged into the wall. Unplugging it, he tried again, but a diner knocked into him and called the police.

3. In Rhode Island, police were sure they had the right man when the suspect in a string of coinmachine thefts paid his $400 bail entirely in quarters.

4. Texas authorities, responding to a store robbery, seized a man who was fleeing naked. He said he'd stripped after the job because he figured his clothes would make him identifiable.

5. In Lawrence, Kansas, officers

tracked a midnight thief who prided himself on his running speed by following the red lights on his high-tech tennis shoes.

6. In Virginia, a janitor went to great lengths to avoid ID. in a "Seven-Eleven" robbery, using a ski mask and rental car for the occasion. But he also wore his work uniform, which said "Cedar Woods Apartments" and had his name, Dwayne, stitched across the front.

7. Two robbers in Michigan, USA, entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, 'Nobody move!'

When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.

8. A robber, in a town in Germany, was caught after he escaped with his swag but he left his trousers behind. Police successfully arrested him at a railway station trying to board a train in his underpants. You couldn't invent these funny occurrences.

9. A bungling Australian car thief was nabbed after accidentally locking himself in the vehicle he was trying to steal in Adelaide, Australia.

INTERESTING THINGS TO DO IN CALIFORNIA 1. The Redwood National Park is a vast expanse of beautiful woodland, rivers and coastline where visitors can partake in a wide range of outdoor activities.

The Redwood trees are some of the oldest and tallest trees in the United States. The wildlife within the woodland and along the coast is extremely varied and consists of a number of rare and protected species. If you have only one day in the forest simply take a relaxed walk and allow yourself to stare up at the tallest trees on the planet.

If you have longer, lengthy hike routes are available as well as five

Phone: 715-723-7822 29 E. Park Ave. Chippewa Falls, WI OPEN: Tue - Fri 9a - CL Sa, Su & M Noon - CL Happy Hour: M-F 9a -11a & 3p -6p informative visitor centers and an eight mile scenic drive known as the Coastal Drive.

2. General Sherman is the name given to a Giant Sequoia found in the Giant Forest of Sequoia National Park in California. This tree, like many of the others found in this forest, is amongst the largest in the world. The forest is home to five out of ten of the largest trees on the planet. General Sherman is around 275 feet tall and is suspected to have been around for between 2,300 – 2,700 years.

TAVEL AGENT Q & A Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA) A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.

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PIRATE VOCABULARY SOURCE: http://www.guy-sports. com/

Will and Guy have researched some vocabulary that you may enjoy using in your conversations that seem to refer to pirate talk: •Growl - and scowl often. Pirates don't use a cultured, elegant, smooth vocalization - they mutter and growl.

•Ahoy: Greetings, also Hallo, Hi there.

•Avast: Stand still and listen.

•Aye or Aye Aye: Yes. OK. •Aaaaargh: can mean anything you want it to.

•Black spot: by giving someone

a black spot [place it in their hand] you are marking them for death or misfortune.

•Booty: treasure searched for by pirates •Cat o' nine tails: special whip for flogging wrongdoers and those that mutiny.

•Davy Jones' Locker: the bottom of the sea, where the souls of dead men lie.

•Doubloons: gold coins.

•Gentlemen O' Fortune: posh word for a pirate.

•Grog: A pirate's favorite drink rum usually because of the Caribbean connection.

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CHIPPEWA FALLS - LAKE HALLIE PG. •Jolly Roger: the skull and crossbones, the pirate flag.

•Keelhaul: a truly vicious punishment where a malcontent or wrongdoer was tied to a rope and dragged along the barnacleencrusted bottom of a ship. He would not survive this experience.

•Landlubber: 'land-lover,' someone not used to life onboard a ship.

•Lily-livered: faint hearted.

•Loaded to the gunwales (pronounced gunnels): probably means to be inebriated but most likely according to its definition means loaded to the upper edge of the side of a boat or ship •Matey: a shipmate or a friend.

Also useful is Me hearty.

•Pieces o' eight: pieces of silver which could be cut into eighths thus enabling change to be given.

•Privateer: a private warship owned by a pirate and officially sanctioned by a national power. e.g. Sir Francis Drake.

•Scurvy dog: a personal insult.

•Shiver me timbers: an exclamation of surprise.

•Swashbuckling: fighting and having fun on the high seas.

•Walk the plank: exactly what it says.

•Wench: a young pretty lady.

•Yo-ho-ho: the way a pirate laughs, often heard with, '......................and a bottle of rum.'

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3. Its lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during "siesta" time - this should be banned.

4. On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all.

5. We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels.

6. The beach was too sandy.

7. A guest at a Novotel in Australia complained his soup was too thick and strong. He was inadvertently slurping the gravy at the time.

8. Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women.

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EAU CLAIRE PAGE WEIRD SYNDROMES Hula Hoop Intestine -In China, 21 years ago, Xu Denghai was admitted to a Beijing hospital with a twisted intestine caused by an excessive amount of time spent on his hula hooping hobby.

The name was adopted and health warnings issued to other gyrating hula hoop fans that they must warm up properly before beginning - and make sure they never did it on a full stomach.

Dr Strangelove SyndromeTaking its name from the title character in Stanley Kubrick's epic 1964 black comedy movie - a crazed weapons specialists who would jerk his hand up involuntarily at the most awkward moments, it's another name for Alien Hand Syndrome, the neurological

condition in which a patient's hand or arm jerks out of control, often doing the exact opposite of what is expected.

Alice In Wonderland Syndrome Just like Alice's magical 'drink me' potion, sufferers perceiving a bizarre growth in body parts, or the body as a whole. In rare cases the patient may even think their body, or parts of it, are actually shrinking. As well as distorting the perception of objects, the syndrome can also distort time, sound, touch and make the ground feel sponge-like.

Uncombable Hair SyndromeThis sounds like a childhood excuse, but is a genuine medical phenomenon. UHS was first diagnosed in France and can begin in childhood or occur suddenly in

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later life. The hair is often incredibly fine, leading to the nickname, 'spun-glass syndrome', and although it can be clean, knot free and kink free, the hair cannot be combed into any kind of order.

Exploding Head SyndromeThe patient believes there are loud noises - like bomb explosions, gun fire, or cymbals crashing, but they are only happening inside their own head. The symptoms usually occur as an individual is falling asleep, or has been asleep an hour or two. Sometimes the sounds can be accompanied by the perception of bright flashes and, understandably, can cause the patient extreme shock and anxiety.

Capgras Delusion -A disorder which makes a sufferer believe that a friend, partner, parent or other loved one has been replaced with an identical imposter. Named after Joseph Capgras, a French psychiatrist who first described the disorder in 1923, the condition can be short or long term and even disturb the perception of time itself.

Foreign Accent Syndrome- One of the most bizarre and rare neurological conditions, F A S is thought to be the result of damage to part of the speech centre of the brain.

Florida woman Tiffany Roberts recovered from a stroke and could only speak in a stiff English accent, and started using very English terms such as 'loo', despite never having been to England or having known many English people.

Karen Butler, a 56-year-old tax

consultant from Toledo, Oregon, suffered from FAS after dental surgery - her American twang transforming into a broad Australian accent.

There have been approximately 60 recorded cases around the world, which have included Japanese to Korean, English to French and Spanish to Hungarian.

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A LT O O N A - E A U C L A I R E PA G E electronic equipment or causing lights to explode. One recorded example of this was French girl Angelique Cotton, from Finistere in Brittany, who was said to have been able to generate massive static electricity which could attract or repel objects.

Walking Corpse SyndromeThis rare disorder sees people hold a delusional belief that they are dead or do not exist. In some cases they believe they are literally rotting away or have lost their blood or internal organs.

Also known as 'Cotard delusion', in rare instances, it can even have the reverse effect and prompt delusions of immortality.

Not So Funny SyndromeChronic Lateness - Jim has been late for everything - late for work, late for football matches, late for holidays. He's left women waiting on a first date, turned up to meals with friends hours after he should have and even arrived for funerals long after they've begun. But now his poor timekeeping has been diagnosed as a medical condition - Chronic Lateness Syndrome.

His family still don't believe him.

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NEW KITTENS Gordon Brown is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious he runs over to the child and says, 'What's in the box sonny?'

To which the little boy says, 'Kittens, They're brand new kittens.'

Gordon Brown laughs and says, 'What kind of kittens are they?

'Socialists', the child says.

'Oh that's lovely, 'Gordon smiles and he runs off.

A couple of days later Gordon is running with his colleague Tony Blair and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead. Gordon says to Tony, 'Watch this.' and they both jog over to the boy with the box.

Gordon says, 'Look in the box Tony, isn't that cute? Look at those little kittens. Och aye laddie, tell my friend Tony what kind of kittens they are.'

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The boy replies, 'They're Tories.'

'What?' Gordon says, 'I jogged by here the other day and you said they were Socialists. What's changed? ‘ 'Well, 'the lad says, 'Their eyes are open now.' (political jokes are just for FUN! please don’t take them too seriously or offensively.. just send in your own political joke for print!)

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HUSBAND DOWN Eddie and his wife June are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Heineken and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks June.

'They're on sale, only $15 for 24 cans.’ Eddie replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along June picks up a $30 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks Eddie.

'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Heineken and it's half the price.'

Eddie never knew what hit him.

The next thing he heard on the supermarket PA system was: 'Cleanup on aisle 19, we have a husband down.'

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TWO ALIENS IN ARIZONA Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.'

The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.

The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.

The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'

The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting.

Again, there was no response.

Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, 'Greetings, Earthling.

We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!'

The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don’t want to do that! I really don't think you should make him mad.'

'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire.

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them blowing the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.

When he finally regained consciousness, and refocused his three eyes, he looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head. 'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He near killed me!

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TIME AND THE PIG On a drive in the country, Roger, a city gent noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after another.

'Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about,' said Roger, the city gent, 'but if you just shook the tree so the apples fell to the ground, wouldn't it save a lot of time?'

'Ooh ar, time?' answered the farmer. 'What does time matter to a pig?'

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POLITICIANS WHO LAUGHS AT THEMSELVES A former Labor Member of Parliament for Consett in England named David Watkins has proved that he has a sense of humor. His autobiography is aptly named: "Seventeen Years In Obscurity: Memoirs from the Back Benches."

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It was written by Benjamin Hawkins in the late 18th century.

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Blue eyed girls like autumn because it brings their eyes out.

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On the first day of autumn (autumnal equinox), the number of hours of daylight and darkness are approximately equal.

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A little boy stood up, and said, "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, was playing in the field, and a tractor ran over him, and killed him, that would be a tragedy".

"No," said Lord Mandelson, 'that wouldn't be a tragedy: that would be an accident".

A little girl raised her hand: "If the school bus had fifty boys and girls in it, and it drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy".

"I'm afraid not," explained Lord Mandelson; "That is what we would call a great loss."

The room went silent. No child volunteered.

Lord Mandelson's eyes searched the room. "Can no one here give me an example of a tragedy?"

At the back of the room, a little hand went up, and a quiet voice said, "If a plane carrying you and Mr. Brown was struck by friendly fire and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy".

"Magnificent!" exclaimed Lord Mandelson, "That's right! And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?"

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19 E. CANAL ST. CHIPPEWA FALLS, WI • (715) 720-9148

8685 ST. HWY. 124, CHIPPEWA FALLS, WI • (715) 723-2709 YOUR ADDRESS., CITY, WI • PHONE NUMBER

24 WEST SPRING ST. CHIPPEWA FALLS, WI • (715) 720-0976 12942 100TH AVE. CHIPPEWA FALLS, WI • (715) 723-0131

18985 CO. HWY J., CHIPPEWA FALLS, WI • (715) 720-7008

816 NORTH HIGH STREET, CHIPPEWA FALLS, WI • (715) 861-5473 114 W. RIVER ST. CHIPPEWA FALLS, WI • (534) 220-7020

250 WEST ELM ST, CHIPPEWA FALLS, WI • (715) 720-9281

9504 COUNTY HWY S., CHIPPEW FALL WI • (715) 723-2400

10691 90TH AVE. (BUS. 29) CHIPPEWA FALLS, WI • (715) 723-5667 • www.723loop.com 6020 CTY RD X CHIPPEWA FALLS, WI • (715) 874-5590

RIVER INN BAR & GRILL .................................................................6

10418 CTY HWY X CHIPPEWA FALLS, WI • (715) 723-9481

BRESINA'S BAR & RESTAURANT ...................................................6

HWY B TILDEN, WI • (715) 288-6303

3D FITNESS................................................................................... 40

312 N. BRIDGE, ST., CHIPPEWA FALLS, WI • (715) 723-3800 405 GRAHAM AVE., EAU CLAIRE, WI • (715) 514-3110

ROOKIES PUB ............................................................................. N/A

616 N. BRIDGE ST., CHIPPEWA FALLS, WI 54729• (534) 220-7027

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EAGLES CLUB AERIE 2213 ......................................................... 11 2588 U.S. HWY 53 LAKE HALLIE, WI • (715) 723-0172

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LAKE HALLIE SPORTSMAN’S CLUB ............................................ 11

2910 109TH ST. CHIPPEWA FALLS, WI • (715) 726-1050

LAKE HALLIE GOLF COURSE ..........................................................8

2196 110TH ST, CHIPPEWA FALLS, WI • (715) 861-5442

TIM'S SLIM'S LAKE HALLIE TAVERN ........................................... 11

Y1979 CTY. HWY 00, CHIPPEWA FALLS (LAKE HALLIE), WI • (715) 832-9303

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1ST & GOAL SALOON .....................................................................9

29 E. PARK AVE. CHIPPEWA FALLS, WI • (715) 723-7822

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RUM RUNNER (MAIN LOCATION) ................................................ 18

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GIROLAMO’S COURT N’ HOUSE .................................................. 14

113 W. GRAND AVE. EAU CLAIRE, WI • (715) 832-5478

BRICK HOUSE............................................................................... 14

2233 BIRCH ST., EAU CLAIRE, WI • (715) 832-6227

YOUR LOCATION HERE ............................................................... N/A

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ROLLY’S COACH CLUB ................................................................. 13

2339 SPOONER AVE. ALTOONA, WI • (715) 832-4120

SPEED OF SOUND ........................................................................ 37

2113 BIRCH ST., EAU CLAIRE, WI • (715) 839-8021

VFW POST 305 ............................................................................. 13

1300 STARR AVE, EAU CLAIRE, WI • (715) 552-8438

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400 CLUB ..................................................................................... 13

1411 SPOONER AVE., ALTOONA WI • (715) 834-6226

VFW POST 7232 ........................................................................... 12

2900 W. FOLSOM ST, EAU CLAIRE, WI • (715) 832-3528

BIG T'S SALOON ............................................................................ 12 2007 3RD ST, EAU CLAIRE, WI • (715) 832-9508

FOSTER BAR ................................................................................. 14

12800 HWY. 53, OSSEO (FOSTER), WI • (715) 597-6627

GOLDEN SPIKE ............................................................................. 13

228 DIVISION STREET, ALTOONA, WI • (715) 552-5526

YOUR LOCATION HERE ............................................................... N/A

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CORNER BAR BAR.............................................................................. N/A

200 N MAIN ST., MERRILLAN, WI • (715) 333-2028

NEILLSVILLE AMERICAN LEGION ................................................ 24

#6 BOON BLVD. NEILLSVILLE, WI • (715) 743-3859

BIG STREET BAR .......................................................................... 32

N3063 KING ST., HUMBIRD, WI • (715) 964-1401

OTTER LAKE BAIT ....................................................................... N/A

16488 CTH H STANLEY, WI • (715) 644-0609

BEHIND BARR'S ........................................................................... 23

N9302 CTY HWY G & O GREENWOOD, WI • (715) 267-6733

FUNTE'S BAR & GRILL ................................................................. 23

215 S. MAIN ST., GREENWOOD, WI • (715) 267-7599

DOC'S BUNKHOUSE ................................................................... N/A

N11702 ELKER RD, MERRILLAN, WI • (715) 964-8010 docsbunkhouse@gmail.com

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DEANO'S BIG TEN PUB ................................................................ 24

207 BROADWAY ST., STANLEY, WI • )715) 644-5146

LOW RIDERS TAVERN & PAVILION .............................................. 24

N2472 HWY 95, NEILLSVILLE, WI • (715) 743-2422

THE TWILITE ZONE ....................................................................... 23

309 N. BROADWAY STANLEY, WI • (715) 644-2340

DOUBLE D SALOON ...................................................................... 23

505 E. MURRAY ST. BOYD, WI • (715) 667-3441

DARLINGS GIFTS .......................................................................... 27

HWY. 10, OSSEO, WI • (715) 597-5683 & 51 S. HAZELHURST, WI • (715) 358-5683

TOMMY'S HILLTOP...................................................................... N/A

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318 W. MAIN ST., DURAND, WI • (715) 672-8874 www.corralbarandriversidegrill.com 305 W. MAIN ST., ELLSWORTH, WI • (715) 273-4223 W4570 US HWY 10, DURAND, WI • (715) 672-5681

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SIDETRACKS SALOON & GRILL ................................................... 18

112 W. MAIN ST., ROBERTS, WI 54023• www.sidetracksaloon.com

NORTHWOODS BREWPUB........................................................... 15

50819 WEST STREET, OSSEO, WI • (715) 597-1828

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KERNS KURBSIDE BAR & GRILL ................................................ 15

109 N. MAIN ST., ELMWOOD, WI • (715) 639-5000

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E5690 CTY RD C, MENOMONIE, WI • (715) 235-2465

309 W. MAIN ST., ARCADIA, WI • (608) 323-7USA (7872) YOUR ADDRESS., CITY, WI • PHONE NUMBER

DEAN & SUES BAR & GRILL ........................................................ 15

14611 222ND AVE., BLOOMER, WI • (715) 568-1174

XPEDITIONS ................................................................................. 17

1319 MAIN ST. BLOOMER, WI • (715) 568-5420

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R-BAR & RED PINES CAMGROUND .................................................31

1190 - 25TH ST. CAMERON, WI • (715) 859-6556

THE RUT ........................................................................................ 30

N705 COUNTY RD M, COUNTY ROAD D, SARONA, WI • (715) 354-3250

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HOOT'S ON THE WATER................................................................ 31

2091 22 1/2 AVE., RICE LAKE, WI • (715) 475-1300

BLOOMER MEMORIAL GOLF COURSE ....................................... 17

118 E. 13TH AVE., BLOOMER, WI • (715) 568-1743

THE ADVENTURE ........................................................................ N/A

2251 CTY SS, RICE LAKE, WI • 715-719-0669

MIKE & ELLIE'S SHADY CAMPGROUND AND POOR FOLKS SALOON ......................................................... 31

2883 17-3/4TH ST., RICE LAKE, WI • (715) 234-7339 www.shadyrest@centurytel.net

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HILLTOP BAR & GRILL ................................................................. 16

2508 HWY. 12, WOODVILLE, WI • (715) 698-2907

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2002 MIDWAY RD., MENOMONIE, WI • (715) 235-9940

CORNER PIT STOP........................................................................ 17

18982 STATE HWY 124, BLOOMER, WI • (715) 288-6596

LINCOLNWOOD RESORT BAR AND GRILL .................................. 30

N1075 EAST SIDE RD., BIRCHWOOD, WI • (715) 354-3533 www.lincolnwoodresort.com

AARON'S HAPPY HOUR BAR ....................................................... 31

601 S. MAIN ST., RICE LAKE, WI • (715) 234-6165

SPIDER LAKE SALOON ................................................................. 30

N2586 SPIDER LAKE TRAIL, BIRCHWOOD, WI • (715) 354-3723

WAGON WHEEL ............................................................................ 30

MAIN ST., BRILL, WI • (715) 234-1823

MICKEY'S ...................................................................................... 26

N5399 WALNUT ST, TONY, WI • (715) 532-7598

FIRESIDE BAR & GRILL ............................................................. N/A

W12745 FIRESIDE LAKE RD., NEW AUBURN WI• (715) 868-1172

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N8395 PRAY ROAD, PITTSVILLE, WI • (715) 884-2036

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NEILLSVILLE PAGE MORE FUNNY TRAVEL AGENT JOKES These questions were posted on an Australian Tourism website and the answers are the actual responses by the website's official.

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Q1: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK).

A1: What did your last slave die of?

Q2: Can you give me some info about hippo racing in Australia?

(USA) A2: A-fri-ca is the big triangleshaped continent south of Europe.

Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does

not... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross.

Q3: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA) A3: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races.

Q4: Are there supermarkets in Sydney, and is milk available all year round? (Germany) A4: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/ gatherers. Milk is illegal.

Q5: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. USA A5: Rattlesnakes live in A-mer-

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She said "What a wonderful tea port darling - thank you."

The boy said "That's good."

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engine to repair the starter motor.

In fact in our family, 'doing an Uncle Jack' meant repairing a car in your best clothes. I always suspected that this was the reason why Uncle Jack was so tempted by the chance of a new suit.

Uncle Jack's Bus Journey With this background, you may be able to jump ahead and guess why Uncle Jack would need to take the bus to work. On the Sunday, his car sheared a halfshaft and thus was beyond a quick fix repair. Actually, on this fateful Monday, his wife was pleased that he was taking the bus and he was less likely to 'do an Uncle Jack' and ruin his newly acquired, very sharp suit.

When Uncle Jack got on bus, he noticed two people behaving slightly odd and to his surprise, both were wearing suits just like his. Well, it was a double-decker bus so what would you do next?

Uncle Jack went up stairs and was aghast to see a dozen more people, all dressed in exactly the same suit as he was wearing. Since this was a country bus, taking the morning workers into the big city, there would no other bus for two hours.

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So, Uncle Jack knew that there was nothing he could do but sweat it out until he reached his office in the city.

Eventually the bus reached Uncle Jack's stop about three streets from his office. Unfortunately, his relief was short lived. As he got off, he was dismayed to see that all the men were wearing the same suit as his, jumped off the bus and followed him. Uncle Jack started walking very fast, but they were still there, then he abandoned any pretence and just ran. But they ran after him. Soon he reached the sanctuary of his office and dashed in. Phew!

To his amazement, his ordeal was

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SPRING/SUMMER HOURS Tuesday-Friday 4-10 Saturday 3-10 Call for Open Bowling! not over, Uncle Jack's boss called him into his office and demanded to know what a dozen men in suits like his were doing, rampaging in reception.

Uncle Jack said, 'don't ask’, but of course his boss did. Slowly, Uncle Jack had pieced together what had happened. He vaguely remembered the tailor boasting that once he had a side-line in supplying clothes to the local Institution / Asylum. Then Uncle Jack recollected his wife mentioning that the trusty members of the Asylum were let out at weekends.

Finally, he realized that he bore a passing resemblance to a social worker who looked after those members of the Asylum, who were deemed ready for release back into society.

It dawned on Uncle Jack that as they returned from their weekend leave, they had mistaken him for their social worker and so followed him dutifully.

Putting Uncle Jack's Saga in Context This is a funny true story and I can personally vouch for its provenance. The history and era of this story is relevant, it happened at least 58 years ago back in the 1960s. When I say, vouch for the story, the basics facts are true, as with many stories, they improve with a little embellishment. To digress, one of my theories on gender is that women have better memories then men, certainly the women in my life have a better memory than mine. This variable memory gave me an idea, I could write the story with two endings.

At our recent family reunion, the female members of the all family agreed that the above facts were essentially true. However, my memory differs. In my version of Uncle Jack's story, the person in charge of the trusties was also on the bus, and that when they got off at the Asylum entrance, they plucked Uncle Jack off the bus

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and into the Asylum. As I remember Uncle Jack telling the story, he said that the more he complained the more the authorities thought he was an inmate, who had gone into remission. Moreover, I seem to remember that before the institution agreed to release him, my Aunt had to go to the asylum in person, and show the governor Uncle Jack's driving license.

PIANIST IN TUNE A pianist and singer are rehearsing 'Autumn Leaves' for a concert and the pianist says, 'OK. We will start in G minor and then on the third bar, modulate to B major and go into 5/4. When you get to the bridge, modulate back down to F# minor and alternate a 4/4 bar with a 7/4 bar. On the last A section go into double time and slowly modulate back to G minor.'

The singer answers, 'Goodness, I don't think I can remember all of that.'

The pianist replies, 'Well, that's what you did last time.'

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2. In the 'Harry Potter' movies, Severus Snape and Draco Malfoy were members of which house at Hogwarts?

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CONFESSIONS OF U.S. AMERICAN TRAVEL CONSULTANT

These are real requests fielded by an American travel consultant.

Passport Saga I got a call from a Congress man, who wanted to go to Cape Town.

I started to explain that he needed a passport. He interrupted me with, 'I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts.'

Without trying to make him lose face, I calmly explained, 'Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Cape Town is in South Africa.'

Her response - click, the phone went dead.

Map Reading A Senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida package we booked for him. I asked for details of what was wrong with the hotel in Orlando.

He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, 'Don't lie to me.

I am looking at the map, and Florida is a very thin state!!!'

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I noticed that they only had a onehour stop-over Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car for just an hour, he said, 'I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between the gates to save time.

Fastest Jet in America An Illinois Congresswoman called. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20am and got into Chicago at 8:33am. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane

went very fast, and she bought that!

MIRACLE CURE Doctor Sims has come to see one of her patients in St Mary's Hospital, Copnor, Portsmouth.

Louise, the patient has had major surgery to both of her hands.

'Doctor,' says Louise excitedly and dramatically holds up her heavily bandaged hands. 'Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?'

'I don't see why not,' answers Doctor Sims.

'That's strange,' says Louise.

'I wasn't able to play it before.'

SUDUKO ‘Hard’ Puzzle (Answers to puzzle on pg 36)

Bad Hair Day A New Hampshire Congresswoman asked me to book her an aisle seat on the airplane. She did not want her hair to get messed up by being near the window.

More Map Reading I got a call from a Lawmaker's wife who asked, 'Is it possible to see England from Canada?'

I said, 'No.' She said, 'But they look so close on the map.'

Big Airport in Texas An Aide for a Bush cabinet member once called and asked if they could rent a car in Dallas.

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GRANTON - OSSEO - TONY PAGE QUOTE OF THE MONTH No Show No one travelling on a business trip would be missed if he failed to arrive.

Thorstein Veblen FUN IN CALIFORNIA The Fisherman’s Wharf in San Francisco is one of the cities most popular landmarks and is often very busy. Pier 39 is a great place for shopping and admiring seals basking in the California sunshine.

The wharf is also home to the peculiar Ripley’s Believe it or Not museum, a collection of bizarre and unusual objects from around the globe.

Ride the Cable Cars.. This manually operated cable car system is the last of its kind in the world and offers the best way to see the city of San Francisco.

Billed as the cities only moving historical landmark, the cable cars are set on three different routes with two ending in Fisherman’s Wharf. The Cable Car Museum can be found on Nob Hill and offers a wealth of information on the cable cars from construction to present day.

QUICKIE Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities. The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot, “he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed.

"Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out. "Matt`s riding a new bike and the Coopers are having grown-up fun.."

Mom and dad shot up in bed.

"How do you know that?" the startled father asked. "Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.

A FAMILIAR TUNE 'Haven't I seen your face before?'

Judge Cleary demanded, looking down at the defendant.

'Yes, you have, Your Honor,' the man answered hopefully. 'I gave your son piano lessons last winter.'

'Ah, yes,' recalled Judge Cleary.

'And for the last twenty years!'

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Wagon Wheel - Brill, WI Written By Dyzzi Baker (Continued from page 14)

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2:30am Weekends ** if you are there) and food is served from 10am to 10pm. Sorry... Sarah is closed on Easter Sunday, July 4th, Thanksgiving Day, Christmas Eve and Christmas Day so she and her staff are able to spend time with their families.

Sarah is proud to have such a great yet small staff that is ready to serve you. Stop in and meet W Wa he g el on B ar

You can also enjoy a Merlot or White Zin, Moscato, Cabernet Sauvignon and / or Pinot Grigio all served either in the small bottles or wine boxes. Make sure to stop in at Sarah’s Wagon Wheel during her Happy Hour Mondays and Thursdays from 3-6pm with Pull Tabs for your chance at 50 cent, Half Off or Full Priced Drinks. (Available only on Domestic Beers and Rail Drinks) Sarah’s Wagon Wheel Bar is open daily from 10pm until Closing (2am weekdays and

Jody Exbald who has been with Sarah for the past five years and was married to the Grandson of Leroy Ekbald. Leroy is the man

responsible for making the vocal point at the Wagon Wheel which is the handmade wagon wheel hung above the bar. Also stop in and meet Nichole Manke who has worked for Sarah for the last year and her newest bartender and waitress Krystal Wilson who joined Sarah’s team a couple of months ago. Sarah would like to thank Jolene Govin for her help in the past but due to illness is no longer working at the Wagon Wheel and Alecia Lindsley who also due to life circumstances is no longer at the Wagon Wheel but Sarah would love to have back on staff at anytime!

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(Continued on page 34) Q & A Q. How do leaves get from place to place?

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5. What does a pirate's parrot eat.

Polyfiller.

6. Which pirate wears the biggest hat?

The one with the biggest head.

7. Question: Who's that at the door?

Answer: A pirate with a wooden leg.

Questioner: Tell him to hop it.

BUNGLING BURGLAR GASES HIMSELF While trying to steal a gas cooker from a house he had forcibly entered this would be burglar nearly killed himself. Ripping the cooker from the wall he fractured the gas mains and gassed himself.

The young man, aged 20, had already handed out a mirror and three televisions to his accomplice outside. He became overwhelmed by the gas fumes and he found himself fighting to breathe as the gas pipe fractured. He managed to stagger outside where he phoned 999 in his state and reported the leak before falling unconscious.

After treatment from paramedics the bungling burglar was arrested.

No, you couldn't make it up.

'Me? I accompanied her on the piano!'

WITNESS EXCHANGE Lawyer: Could you see her from where you were positioned?

Witness: I could see her head.

Lawyer: And exactly where was her head?

Witness: Just above her shoulders.

TALKING TRIPLETS Once upon a time there was a women that was about to have triplets. In her stomach the babies were talking to each other. The first baby says "I want to be a plumber, because there is so much water in here".

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Stop in soon! dark in here".

And the last baby says "I want to be a hunter, because if that damn snake comes back in here I’m going to cut it off".

KAKU R O P U ZZLE

Complete the kakuro puzzle. Place a number from 1 to 9 in each empty cell.

Do not repeat any numbers in a given block. Hints are shown in grey squares. The number below a diagonal line is the sum of the numbers below it. The number above a diagonal line is the sum of the numbers to the right of it. There is more than one answer.

THE GREAT PIANO ESCAPE Little Ben came into the house with a new harmonica. 'Grandpa, do you mind if I play this in here?'

'Of course not, Ben. I love music.

In fact, when your Grandma and I were young, music saved my life.'

'What happened?'

'Well, it was during the famous Johnstown flood. The dam broke, and when the water hit our house, it knocked it right off the foundation. Grandma got on the dining room table and floated out safely.'

'How about you?'

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The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'. Larry Hardiman 'In archaeology you uncover the unknown.

In diplomacy you cover the known.' Thomas Pickering

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‘Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession.

I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.'

Ronald Reagan

FUNNY POLITICAL QUOTES (These quotes are just that.. quotes and not Intended to disturb anyone.. if they do.. come on.. live a little and don’t take life so seriously!)

In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes.

Mogens Jallberg

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either.

Gore Vidal

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'In politics, absurdity is not a handicap'.

Napoleon Bonaparte.

*5 Miles N. of Hwy D on Hwy T 715.354.3723 N2586 Spider Lake Trail Birchwood, WI

"Northwood's Best Bloody Mary" CHECK THIS OUT...

During the week of the 4th of July, we sold just over 1,250 bloody marys!

Our customers gave us the name that we use but. don't take our word for it, come on out and taste for yourself.

We are the ONLY bar that have a guarantee on our Bloodies!!!!

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On my arrival in the United States I was struck by the degree of ability among the governed and the lack of it among the governing.'

Alexis de Toqueville 'Politics makes strange bedfellows rich'.

Wayne Haisley 'You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.' Joseph Levine 'Although he is regularly asked to do so, God does not take sides in American politics.'

George Mitchell.

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. Mark Twain

BRILL - BIRCHWOOD - SARONA PG OPEN DAILY @ 10am SERVING FOOD DAILY 10A-10P

Pizza, Soups, Burgers, Fish Fry All Your Yummy Eats!

Brill Harvest Days Sept 7-9th Located on Main St. in Brill, WI (715) 234 - 1823

There’s no place like the Wagon Wheel!

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

PJ O'Rourke Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.

Kin Hubbard 'The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it'.

Ronald Reagan A FUNNY SHORT STORY A policeman stops Mavis just outside the city of Exeter, England, and asks to see her driving license. He says rather peremptorily, 'Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.'

Mavis promptly answers sweetly, 'Well, I have contacts.'

The policeman replies gruffly, 'I don't care who you know, my dear.

You're still getting a ticket.'

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CHIHUAHUA BECOMES JAPANESE POLICE DOG A long-haired Chihuahua named "Momo" (Japanese for Peach) has passed exams to become a police dog in Yamatokoriyama, western Japan.

The brown-and-white Momo was one of 32 successful candidates out of 70 dogs, passing a search and rescue test by finding a person in five minutes after merely sniffing their cap. 'Any breed of dog can be entered to become a police dog in the search and rescue division,' a police spokesman from the western Japanese prefecture of Nara told Will and Guy. Also he admitted that news a Chihuahua had been entered may still come as a surprise to many.

'It's quite unusual,' he said.

Momo will be used for rescue operations in case of disasters such as earthquakes, in the hope that she may be able to squeeze her tiny frame into places too narrow for more usual rescue dogs, which tend to be German Shepherds.

Check out Search and Rescue Dogs of the United States online if

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‘Home of Long Lake Tea’

(Grill Open till Midnight)

*Huge Specialty Drink Menu!

Now Serving HOMEMADE Pizzas! *Boat Docking Available *Visit us on beautiful Long Lake *Gas Available for ATV’s, Boats & Snowmobiles

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you are interested in training a dog for search and rescue .. This is normally volunteer and could cost many hours of your time and a bunch of money however.. the rewards are bigger than the costs when you can become part of saving someones life or finding someone who is lost or been abducted.

If interested in learning more go to.. http://www.sardogsus.org/idm 87.html CREDIT CRUNCH ONE LINERS •The credit crunch has helped me get back on my feet. The car's been repossessed.

• Latest news: The Isle of Dogs* Bank has collapsed. They've called in the retrievers.

•I went to buy a toaster and it came with a bank.

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Shady Rest Campground & Poor Folks Saloon (Located on 1300 Acre Bear Lake) 2883 17 3/4th St. Rice Lake, WI 715-234-7339

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Happy Hour: 3 -6pm Mon - Fri Tues: FREE Pool Wed: 2 for 1: 8-10p

HAUGEN - RICE LAKE PG manager and said, 'I'd like to start a small business. How do I go about it?'

'Simple,' said the bank manager.

'Buy a big one and wait.'

• A director decided to award a prize of $60 for the best idea of saving the company money during the credit crunch. It was won by a young executive who suggested reducing the prize money to $10.

AVID GOLFER An avid golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him.

"I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon.

"The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!"

"Oh no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over! Please Doc, what's the good news?"

"The good news is... ... I have another one to replace it with, but it's a woman's arm and I'll need your permission before I can go ahead with the transplant."

"Go for it doc," says the man, "as long as I can play golf again."

The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the golf course when he bumped into the surgeon.

"Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon.

"Just great," says the golfer. "I'm playing the best golf of my life.

My new arm has a much finer touch, and my putting has really improved."

"That's great," said the surgeon.

"Not only that," continued the golfer, "my handwriting has improved, I've learned how to sew my own clothes and I've even taken up painting landscapes in watercolors."

"That's unbelievable!" said the surgeon, "I'm so glad to hear the transplant was such a great success. Are you having any side effects?"

"Well, just two, said the golfer, "I have trouble parallel parking, and every time I get an excited physically I get a headache.

Submitted By: Mike Greenwold Via Email ACCIDENT Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the car crash?

A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Which Location?

Q: Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?

A: No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.

Eye Queue Q: Sir, what is your IQ? A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.

Horn Player Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?

A: After the accident?

Q: Before the accident.

A: Sure, I played horn for ten years. I even went to school for it Sept. 26th is ..

Johnny Appleseed Day

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Phone: (715) 475-1300 JOHNNY APPLESEED He was no mere legend, but was, in fact, a missionary known by the name of John Chapman. Born in Leominster, Massachusetts in 1774. While the most common display of the man who would be known as Johnny Appleseed is of him randomly spreading apple seeds everywhere, the truth of his methods were a bit more pragmatic. He travelled throughout Pennsylvania, Ontario, Ohio, Indiana, and Illinois, and the lands that would become West Virginia planting nurseries. He would fence them in and leave them in the care of a neighbor who would then sell shares in the trees, and then come back every year or two to tend them. His very first nursery was built on the bank of Brokenstraw Creek, south of Warren Pennsylvania.

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Monday Night Euchre @ 6P

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Serving Jan’s Pizza *Watch all your SPORTS Here MORE TO DO IN CALIFORNIA Located on Stockton Street and Grant Avenue in San Francisco, the Chinatown is the oldest in North America and largest outside of Asia. Chinatown hosts many events throughout the year and is home to significant buildings such as the Bank of Canton and Sing Chong building. The area is also a great place to sample authentic Chinese cuisine and explore exciting oriental shops.

Located in the heart of Los Angeles, the La Brea Tar Pits are the world’s most famous ice age excavation site. Despite a huge collection of 3.5 million fossils, the digging and excavations are not over and there are many projects on-going. The museum

shows many of the fossils found on the site as well as providing visitors with more information on the forming of the tar pits and the excavation works.

The RMS Queen Mary is a retired ocean liner that sailed from 1936 to 1967. The ship is now docked in Long Beach and offers a unique experience of dining on the liner or even staying in one of its many hotel rooms. The ship is also available for guided tours offering an in depth look into the ships past and seasonal events such as Dark Harbor, a Halloween themed event playing into the ships reputation as a haunted vessel.

THE JOGGER AND THE FARMER Paul, a jogger, is running down a country road and is startled when a horse yells at him, 'Hey-come over here buddy.'

Paul is stunned but still runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks, 'Were you talking to me?'

The horse replies, 'Sure was, man I've got a problem. I won the Kentucky Derby a few years ago and this farmer bought me and now all I do is pull a plow and I'm sick of it. Why don't you run up to the house and offer him $5,000 to buy me. I'll make you some money because I can still run.'

Rumors Grand Re-Opening & Burr Oak Days Aug 31st – Sept 2nd

OPEN 6 Days a Week @ 11am Sorry.. Closed Mondays

Phone: 608-857-3436 N9261 County Rd. ‘C’ (Formerly State Hwy 108) Burr Oak, WI

September 2018

*Food Available All Weekend, Horseshoe & Bean Bag Tournaments plus more entertainment & Lots of prizes!

4 BANDS: *Ticket for All 4 Bands Only $10 Fri., Aug 31st: Apollo’s Beacon 8-12, Sat., Sept 1: Them Pesky Kids 8-12, Sun., Sept 2: Parade @ 1pm, Freedom Honor Flight Presentation @2pm (Portion of proceeds going to the Freedom Honor Flight!)

Music:Studebaker 7(3-7p), Dude Fresh (8-12)

ETTRICK - HUMBIRD MELROSE - PIGEON FALLS PG Paul thought to himself, 'Wow, a talking horse.' Dollar signs started appearing in his head. So he runs to the house and the old rancher is sitting on the porch.

Paul tells the farmer, 'Hey man I'll give you $5,000 for that old broken down nag you've got in the field.'

The farmer replies, 'Son you can't believe anything that horse says.

He's never even been to Kentucky.'

you are, you are 32."

The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"

"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."

The mother is past surprise and shock now. "How in heaven's name did you find that out?"

"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce."

"Oh really?" the mother asks.

"Why?" "Because you got an F in sex.

Q&A Q. Did you hear about the tree HISTORICAL TRIVIA that had to take time off of work Ladies wore corsets, which in autumn? A. It was on paid leaf. would lace up in the front. A proper and dignified woman, as in PLAY DATE 'straight laced' wore a tightly tied A Mom is driving a little girl to lace. her friend’s house for a play date.

Early politicians required feed"Mommy," the little girl asks, back from the public to determine "How old are you?" what the people considered "Honey, you are not supposed to important. Since there were no ask a lady her age," the mother telephones, TV's or radios, the warns. "It is not polite." politicians sent their assistants to "OK," the little girl says, "How local taverns, pubs, and bars. They much do you weigh?" were told to 'go sip some Ale and "Now really," the mother says, Pizza!

"These are personal questions and Homemade are really none of your business."

Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and daddy get a divorce?"

15793 West 1st St. Ettrick "Those are enough questions, (608) 525-7171 honestly!" The exasperated OPEN: Mon - Fri 10am - CL mother walks away as the two Sa - Sun 8am - CL Serving Breakfast: friends begin to play.

Sat 8-10:30a & Sun 8a-12p "My Mom wouldn't tell me Stop in & Check Out Our anything," the little girl says to her Saturday Prime Rib friend.

"Well," said the friend, "All you and Tips & Shrimp need to do is look at her driver’s HOMEMADE PIZZAS! license. It's like a report card; it Come in and enjoy juicy has everything on it."

Burgers, Homemade Pizzas, Later that night the little girl says Dinner specials or FULL MENU! BIKERS WELCOME! to her mother, "I know how old

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2 2 8 3 3 N Main S t. E ttric k , W I listen to people's conversations and political concerns. Many assistants were dispatched at different times 'You go sip here' and 'You go sip there.' The two words 'go sip' were eventually combined when referring to the local opinion and, thus we have the term 'gossip.'

As incredible as it sounds, men and women took baths only twice a year (May and October). Women kept their hair covered, while men shaved their heads (because of lice and bugs) and wore wigs.

Wealthy men could afford good wigs made from wool. They couldn't wash the wigs, so to clean them they would carve out a loaf of bread, put the wig in the shell, and bake it for 30 minutes. The heat would make the wig big and fluffy, hence the term 'big wig'.

Today we often use the term 'here comes the Big Wig' because someone appears to be or is powerful and wealthy.

Did you know some countries celebrate Labor Day on May 1st?

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WIFES BIRTHDAY Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday?

She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped."

His buddy said, "I have an idea.

Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great loving, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!"

So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?"

"She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'."

SHORT FALL JOKES Q. Why do the Boston Red Sox fans love autumn?

A. Because watching the leaves fall reminds them of the (Yankees).

Q.. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? A. A pumpkin patch

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E T T R I C K - M E L R O S E PA G E BOBBY AND PEGGY SUE GUY SITTING AT A BAR It's 1957 and Bobby goes to pick Poor fellow...... up his date, Peggy Sue. Peggy A guy sits down at the bar and Sue's father answers the door and orders drink after drink. invites him in. He asks Bobby "Is everything okay, pal?" the what they're planning to do on the bartender asks. date. Bobby politely responds that "My wife and I got into a fight they'll probably just go to the malt and she said she wouldn't talk to shop or to a drive-in movie. me for a month!"

Peggy Sue's father suggests, "Why Trying to put a positive spin on don't you kids go out and screw? I things, the bartender says, "Well, hear all of the kids are doing it." maybe that's kind of a good thing.

Bobby is shocked. "Excuse me, You know a little peace and sir?" quiet?"

"Oh yes, Peggy Sue really likes "Yeah, but today is the last day!”

Submitted By: Jerry Torkelson to screw. She'll screw all night if Chippewa Falls, WI we let her."

Peggy Sue comes downstairs and TUNNELS OF announces that she's ready to go.

LOS ANGELES About 20 minutes later, a During prohibition, corrupt city thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams officials ran drinking dens under the door behind her, and screams the streets of Downtown Los at her father, "Dad! The Twist! It's Angeles and you can go experience them for yourself! called the Twist!"

Q. Why is it on Labor Day no one wants to actually Labor?

A. Why should we its a holiday celebrating work we do already!

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Freddie’s and the Overflow Tavern & Eatery

Wagon Wheel - Brill, WI

Join Us for Rib Fest Sept 22nd

Written By Dyzzi Baker (Continued from page 28)

Also join Sarah at the Wagon Wheel for Poker Runs in the Winter and Summer, plus New Year’s Parties and you can even book her banquet area for your next business event, birthday, retirement, graduation party or wedding rehearsal dinner with seating for up to 96 guests and room for up to 150 guests

throughout the bar and dining areas.

Sarah also invites you to become a sponsor for Jace’s Angels a charity organization that Sarah has set up for her

Curvy Word Puzzle

(Answers Pg 36-37)

Music to follow 5-9pm Outside of Freddie’s and the Overflow Tavern & Eatery.

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grandchild Jace who suffers from an ailment that has put him leg braces to help him walk. There is a potential need for genetic testing to try to figure out why Jace needs these braces to walk and unfortunately Jace’s insurance will not cover all of the expanses for the braces and further testing. If you would like to become a sponsor please stop in at the Wagon Wheel and talk with Sarah or one of her bartenders and get your name on her sponsorship board or call in (715-234-1823) and they can give the information to send in your thoughtful and prayerfully need contribution to help Jace.

Sarah and her staff thank all of her regular local and long distance customers for the many great years at the Wagon Wheel and

look forward to many more when Sarah and her staff may get a chance to know you..

Stop out to Sarah’s Wagon Wheel soon won’t you and join her family!

SENIOR CITIZENS We take responsibility for all that we had a part in over the years..

HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT senior citizens who took: The melody out of music, The pride out of appearance,

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September 2018

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BLACK RIVER FALLS PG We carry - Polaris , CFMOTO, Suzuki, and Gravely!

Service : For most major brands of ATVs, Side by Sides, Motorcycles, & Snowmobiles W10120 State Hwy 54 E Black River Falls, WI 54615 Phone number - 715-284-2600 Fax #- 715-284-2055 Visit our Website @ www.blackriverpowersports.com The courtesy out of driving, The romance out of love, The commitment out of marriage, The responsibility out of parenthood The togetherness out of the family, The learning out of education, The service out of patriotism, The Golden Rule from rulers, The nativity scene out of cities, The civility out of behavior, The refinement out of language, The dedication and pride out of employment and being actually employed, The prudence out of spending, The ambition out of achievement or God out of government and school.

And we certainly are NOT the ones who eliminated patience and tolerance from personal relationships and interactions with others!

And, we DO understand the meaning of patriotism, and remember those who have fought

and died for our country.

Just look at the seniors with tears in their eyes and pride in their hearts, as they stand at attention with their hand over their hearts, as the American Flag passes by in a parade!

YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN! I'm the life of the party..... if it lasts until 8 p.m.

I'm very good at opening childproof caps.....

With a hammer.

I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up I'm smiling all the time, because I can't hear a thing you're saying.

I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.

I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.

Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!

Spread the laughter, Share the cheer, Lets be happy while we're here.

SEPTEMBER ENTERTAINMENT Sat., Sept. 8: QuickFire 8-12 Sat., Sept 22: 88 Miles Per Hour 8-12 Sun., Sept 30: WallyTranberg and the Country Drifters 1-5pm

Phone # 715-284-9345

September 2018

N5890 Hwy 54 Black River Falls, WI www.facebook.com/SunsetTavern

Bev’s INTERESTING THINGS IN CALIFORNIA The California State Railroad Museum was first opened to the public in 1976 and is one of Sacramento’s largest and most popular visitor destinations. The complex consists of six buildings completed at a cost of $30 million.

The primary exhibit building, the Railroad History Museum, totals 100,000 square feet and was opened in May 1981. Twenty-one meticulously restored locomotives and numerous exhibits are located within the main Railroad History Museum building. These exhibits illustrate how railroads have shaped people’s lives and the unique culture of California.

Monterey Bay’s public aquarium was founded in 1984 and is located on the site of a former sardine cannery on Cannery Row. The aquarium offers an impressive selection of marine mammals, fish, invertebrates and birds and is also a prominent campaigner for ocean health undertaking various conservation research projects.

The aquarium also offers sleepovers for children in its “Kelp Forest”.

FEELING DUMB When I was younger I used to think having sex was kissing naked because that is what my parents had told me. One day after showering my dog came in the restroom, and I kissed him on the head. When I realized what I had done I ran downstairs, and told my mom that I had sex with the dog, you can image her face after hearing this. Yep I was a very dumb child.

Sept 2nd - International Bacon Day.. Yes a holiday I will love!

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Join Us for...

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Hunters, Snowmobilers, & ATVers!

Remember...

Pray Days Labor Day Weekend

MORE TO SEE IN CALI -Check out the Underground Tunnels of Los Angeles - During prohibition, corrupt city officials ran drinking dens under the streets of Downtown Los Angeles.

-The Winchester Mystery House in San Jose, California is a peculiar mansion built by the troubled heir to the Winchester gun fortune.

-See the artsy hidden.. Secret Tiled Staircase that leads to breathtaking views of San Francisco, California.

-The Echo Park Time Travel Mart in Los Angeles is a nonprofit time travel mart with goods for fourth dimension travel.

N8395 Pray Road Pittsville, WI (In Town of PRAY)

(715) 884-2036 OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK 11AM -CLOSE

Join Us for PRAY Days!

Labor Day Weekend Sept 1 & 2 Live Music & Karaoke both nights 7pm-Midnight!

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THE GRUB AND PUB REPORT (Hand delivered to over 300 locations in a 75 mile radius of Chippewa Falls, WI) Contact Dyzzi @ 715-456-7518 or email dyzzi42@yahoo.com SHORT FALL JOKES Q. Why did summer catch autumn?

A. Because autumn fell in the fall.

Q. What falls in autumn?

A. Leaves!

CURVY WORD Puzzle (Answers)

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SUDUKO ‘Hard’ Puzzle

September 2018

(answers on pg 39)

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CLASSIFIED PAGE: ONLY $10 A COLUMN INCH.. SEEN FOR A FULL MONTH AT ONE PRICE LIST YOUR: FOR SALE ITEMS, JOB OPENINGS, PROPERTY FOR SALE OR RENT, THRIFT/CRAFT SALES AND BUSINESS SERVICES!! CALL DYZZI @ 715-456-7518 FACEBOOK.COM/GRUBANDPUBREPORT MUSIC & INSTRUMENTS

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Pro Audio Sales, Rentals, Service, and Installation HOURS: M-TH: 11a-6p / Fri: 11a-5p Sat: 11a-2p (most of the year) Sat: 11a-2p (Jun-Sept) 2113 Birch Street Eau Claire, WI 54703 (715) 839-8021 Q. Why are trees very forgiving?

A. Because in the Fall they "Let It Go" and in the Spring they "turn over a new leaf".

Wish we could do it so beautifully

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(715) 830-0606 603 Fairfax St. Altoona, WI 54720 Email: NicksAutomotive@SBCGlobal.net

Nick Rineck - Owner

Q. How does an Elephant get out of a tree?

A. Sits on a leaf and waits till autumn! (I want to know how he got up there in the first place!)

Q. What is the cutest season?

A. Awwtumn.

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ON-GOING WEEKLY ENTERTAINMENT Mondays: -Pump House- Downing- Karaoke every Monday night starting @ 7PM Tuesdays: -The Bungalow – Lakeland MNJorgensen Tagg Duo Acoustic from 6-8 -Hilltop Bar – Woodville- : Wed Live music Sarah OR Nici Peper (alternating) -Dean & Sue’s-Menom- EVERY 4TH TUE Old Time Music 1- 4pm Live Music w/David Snyder

Wednesdays: -Golden Spike - Altoona- Karaoke 9-C. -Hilltop Bar – Woodville- Acoustic Shows every Wednesday 6 to 8pm!

-Northwoods Brew Pubs- Osseo-Open Mic w/Brian Bethke 7-10p every other WK -Northwoods Brew Pubs- Osseo-Classic Country Jam w/Bear Creek Boys 1st Wed monthly Thursdays: -Girolamo’s - E.C. - Karaoke 9P -1st & Goal - C.F. - DJ Not2Shy -VFW Post-305-E.C.- Karaoke -Foster Bar-Foster- Patio Live Music Fridays: -The Bungalow, Lakeland MN- DJ Dance & Karaoke 9pm-12:30am -VFW Post-305-E.C.- Karaoke Every Other Friday Night w/ Todd Olson -Big Swedes- Holcombe-Free Juke Box Every Friday Night @10pm -VFW Post-305-E.C.- Karaoke 9p-1am!

-Rookies Pub- C.F.-DJ or Band -The Hub-Ellsworth-Karaoke 9-12 -Jake’s Supper Club-MenomonieMusic on Patio -Northwoods Brew Pubs- Osseo-Live Music every FRI from 5:30 to 8:30p Saturdays: -Big Swedes- Holcombe- DJ/Karaoke10p -Foolish Pleasures-Strum-Karaoke 2nd Sat. Monthly w/ Ron LaTour 9-?

-Brick House- E.C.-- Karaoke @9pm -Double D - Boyd- Best Sound DJ 9P -Uncle Sam’s of Arcadia – House DJ -Golden Spike - Altoona- Karaoke 9-C. -The Hub-Ellsworth-Free Juke Box every SAT from 7pm to close -Rookies Pub- C.F.-DJ or Band Sundays -VFW Post-305-E.C.- Oldies DJ Music Sundays @3pm -Dean & Sue’s-Menom- EVERY 2ND & 4TH SUN - Open Mic Music Jams 6 - 9pm THANK YOU FOR READING ..

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ENTERTAINMENT SCHEDULE PAGE 1 AUGUST 2018 ENTERTAINMENT SATURDAY, AUGUST 25 -VFW POST 7232 –E.C. – Last Open Road 8p-12a -Jake’s Supper Club - Menom Chasing Mabel -Low Riders - Neillsville- 16th Annual Customer Appreciation Party Food, Fun Starts at 6pm. Music at 8pm with Better Than Good Enough’ SUNDAY, AUGUST 26 Jake’s Supper Club - Menom Everett Smithson -Northwoods Brew Pub - Osseo - Music: Bree Morgan 3-6pm on the Patio -Dean & Sue’s - Menom - Anything Goes Open Mic w/Two Frets Up from 6 to 9pm -Sunset Tavern – BRF- Ginny And The Right Combination 1-5pm TUESDAY, AUGUST 28 -Tuesday Night Blues w/Charlie Parr in Eau Claire's Owen Park from 6:30 to 8:30pm - FREE 10th Year Celebration w/Reverend Raven, Alex Wilson Band, Jay Edward Band at The Metro in Eau Claire -Dean & Sue’s - Menom - Old Time Music w/Top Notchman from 1 to 4pm FRIDAY, AUGUST 31 -Wabasha VFW- Wabasha Sister's & Co -Rumors Bar-Mindoro- Rumors Grand Re-Opening & Burr Oak Days Apollo’s Beacon 8-12,

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SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 1 -Rumors Bar-Mindoro- Rumors Grand Re-Opening & Burr Oak Days - Them Pesky Kids 8-12 SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 2 -Northwoods Brew Pub-OsseoSteven John Rindt - 5:30 - 8:30p -Rumors Bar-Mindoro- Rumors Grand Re-Opening & Burr Oak Days - Music By: Studebaker 7 3-7pm and Dude Fresh 8-12 Ticket costs for All 4 Bands Only $10.00 TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4 -The Bungalow – Lakeland MNMouldy Figs 5-8pm

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 5 -Northwoods Brew Pub-OsseoClassic Country Jam - 7:00 to 10:00pm THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 6 VFW POST 305 - SAT Sep 8 Sweet Mash FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 7 -Northwoods Brew Pub-OsseoKatie Scullin - 5:30 to 8:30pm -Cozy Corner-BRF- Karaoke with Dan Cobb -VFW Post 7232 –E.C. – DJ 8-12

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 8 -VFW POST 7232 –E.C. –Music during Chapter 5 Benefit start at noon -Tuesday Night Blues -10th Anniversary Bash! at The Metro 201 E Lake St. Eau Claire, WI @6pm Live Music by Alex Wilson Band, Jay Edward Band, and Rev Raven & the Chainsmokin' Altar Boys -Sunset Tavern – BRFQuickFire 8-12 SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 9 -Dean & Sue’s-Menom- Open Mic Music Jams 6 - 9pm

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 21 -VFW POST 7232 –E.C. – 9/7--DJ 8 to 12 -Northwoods Brew Pub-OsseoElijah Adams - 5:30 to 8:30pm -Cozy Corner-BRF- Karaoke with Dan Cobb SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 22 VFW POST 7232 –E.C. – Moonshine-8 to midnight -VFW POST 305 -Mark Healey & Jim Schuh Duo -Freddie’s Bar-Ettrick-Rib Fest music to follow 5-9pm outside Sunset Tavern – BRF88 Miles Per Hour 8-12 SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 23 -Dean & Sue’s-Menom- Open Mic Music Jams 6 - 9pm TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25 -Dean & Sue’s-Menom- Old Time Music 1- 4pm Live Music w/David Snyder WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 26 -Northwoods Brew Pub-OsseoOpen Mic - 7:00 to 10:00pm FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 28 -Northwoods Brew Pub-OsseoHymn For Her - 5:30 to 8:30pm

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 12 -Northwoods Brew Pub-OsseoOpen Mic - 7:00 to 10:00pm

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 29 -VFW POST 305 -Rockabilly Riot

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 14 -Northwoods Brew Pub-OsseoKevin & Austin Lombardo 5:30 to 8:30pm

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 30 -Sunset Tavern – BRF- Wally Tranberg and the Country Drifters 1-5pm

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 15 -VFW POST 7232 –E.C. – Black Sheep 8 - 12 Customer Appreciation Party -VFW POST 305 - Blind River Band -Hilltop - Woodville- Live Music w/David Snyder

COMING IN OCTOBER -Blue Marble Bar-C.F.- 1 year anniversary party Oct 27th.

Costume party & Casino night.

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WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 19 -Northwoods Brew Pub-OsseoOpen Mic - 7:00 to 10:00pm

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August 2018MOVIES: (Subject, to change) Sept. 7 God Bless the Broken Road, Sept. 7 Peppermint, Sept. 7 The Nun, Sept. 14 A Simple Favor, Sept. 14 Predator, Sept. 14 Unbroken Path to Redemption, Sept. 14 White Boy Rick, Sept. 21 Life Itself, Sept. 21 The House with a clock in the Walls, Sept. 28 Hell Fest, Sept. 28 Night School, Sept. 28 Little Women, Sept. 28 Smallfoot

SPECIAL OCCASION DATES OTHER THAN MUSIC BAR ANNIVERSARY APPRECIATION & GRAND OPENINGS: -Schuetzy’s-C.F. - Grand Opening Celebration Sept. 29 from 2-8 pm *Free BEER (until it is gone) -VFW POST 7232 –E.C. 9/15--Customer Appreciation--Food, Raffles, Door Prizes, 1:00pm to 7:00pm, Black Sheep playing 8:00pm till midnight.

-Blue Marble Bar-C.F.- 1 year anniversary party Oct 27th. Costume party & Casino night.5-11pm Prizes to be won all night. **Maybe even a trip to Vegas. *Cold and Hot Halloween themed buffet *Restaurant will not be open regular hours or serving off menu during party.

BEAN BAG /DART / KNUBB -Behind Barr’s – Greenwood- Bean Bags every Wednesday. $5 per person/per night 100% payback. 7 pm * AND Bean Bags -Tim’s Slim’s –Lake Hallie- Bean bag Tourney's Tues @ 6:30p -VFW Post-305-E.C. - Every Wed: in House Bean Bag League -Loopy’s – C.F- Monday night Kubb and Bean Bag leagues -Kern’s Kurbside – Elmwood -MON's Bean Bag Tourney @7pm BAR OLYMPICS: -Eagle’s Club-Lake Hallie4th Sat. Bar Olympics 7:30p BENEFITS: -VFW Post 7232 –E.C. – 9/8 Chapter 5 BenefitNoon till done--Food, Raffles ,Prizes, Music and Bake Sale.

-Loopy’s – C.F- Sept 8th: Loop de Lori Triathlon & 5K Fun Run - Includes a 3.4 mile wooded trail run, 17 mile bike, and 3.5 mile kayak , or canoe triathlon. Individual or in teams. 5k Family fun run starts 30 minutes after the triathlon. Proceeds to Lori Kleich Endowment Fund for natural & alternative cancer care for the mind, body & soul.-Jake’s Supper Club - Menom- Sat., Sept. 15th- 6th Annual Fur-Kin-Fest 1-5pm Rain or Shine - Benefit for Dunn County Humane Society in Menomonie $20 Adv/ $22 Door, Blind Auction, Door Prizes, Food, Wine, & Beer Pairings.. Furry Animals from DCHS, Purchase tickets online at bit.ly/furkinfest -VFW Post 7232 –E.C. –9/29--Benefit for Veterans, Food, Raffles, Fun 1 pm to 8pm -Loopy’s – C.F-Oct 13th Rock the Dome Casual adult entertainment at Chippewa Valley's famous Loopy Dome. The evening will include a

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feast of three different types of foods that will satisfy everyones palate. $40 per ticket includes HAPPY HOUR: 5-6 pm, DINNER: 6-7 pm, COMEDIAN Julie Scoggins 7-8 pm, LIVE MUSIC County Line 8:30 pm -12:30 am, free beer, wine and soda during happy hour 5-6 pm.

Help us raise funds for the YMCA annual/Strong Kids Campaign. Tickets are available at the YMCA, Loopys Grill & Saloon and online at www.chippewaymca.com. Reserve tables will be available for you and your party again this yearfirst reserved, closest to the stage.

BINGO / MUSIC BINGO: -the Bungalow- Lakeland, MNSat. Bingo 2pm cont.. w/20p -The Hub-Ellsworth- Tues Bingo 6PM -Tim’s Slim’s –Lake Hallie Music Bingo" Tues 5p -Eagle’s Club-Lake Hallie-Bingo Wed(s) 7PM Music Bingo 4th Friday Mon. BLOCK PARTY: -Eagle’s Club-Lake Hallie- 4th Annual Eagles Club Block Party Saturday, Sept. 8th at 12:00pm / Raffle with $5,000 Grand Prize, •Car Show, •Cake Walk, Silent Auction, Face Painting / Many more Raffles and Prizes / All Star Championship Wrestling Doors open 6:00pm / Show starts at 7:00pm BREAKFAST CLUB: -The Pump House-Downing- Sa & SU 8:30 - 12 -The Bungalow -Lakeland, MNThur & Fri 8a till 10:45/ Sat & Sun 7:30-a till 11:45 Sunday Brunch 9am-1:30p -Exit 45-Menom. - Breakfast All Day, -Bev’s Saddlemound Tap - PrayServing Breakfast Sat & Sun 8-10:30a -Jake’s -Menom. -Sunday brunch 10-2p -Big T’s North-Cornell Serves Breakfast 6a-8p every day!

-Corral Bar & Grill - Durand - Serving breakfast from 5am – 11:30 am daily.

-Side Tracks-Roberts- Serving breakfast Sat. 8-11am $ Sun 9a-noon -Village Inn, North Hudson- Serving Breakfast daily 8-11am CARD, CRIBBAGE, DICE: -Kern’s Kurbside – Elmwood-Every Thursday Euchre @7pm -Behind Barr’s – Greenwood- Sunday Texas Hold Em -starts at 1pm -Neillsville American Legion – NeillsvilleMon & Thurs @ 13:00 Sheepshead

CARD, CRIBBAGE, DICE: (CONTINUED) -Block House - Melrose - Euchre Mondays 6p -Eagle’s Club-Lake Hallie3rd Sat. Mon Smear Tourney at Noon -Hilltop Bar – Woodville- Poker every Tues night & 2nd Sat. of the month -The Hub-Ellsworth- Euchre every Sunday starting at 2pm -Schuetzy’s-C.F. - 6,5,4 on Wednesday night at 6:30 pm FEEDS: - American Legion - Neillsville Mon. Oct 9 Steak feed 1700-2000 Sun. Oct 22 Breakfast 0830-1200 FISHING CONTESTS: -Lake Hallie Sportsman’s Club –Lake HallieEvery Tuesday Fishing contests 6-9pm (thru daylight savings time) Meat Raffles @ 6pm GOLF OUTINGS: -Lake Hallie Sportsman’s Club –Lake HallieSept 1st – 2nd Annual Golf or Nor To Golf Tournament 2 person team $35 per person entry fee payable at the bar Includes 9 holes & Cart at Lake Hallie Golf *and food after at Sportsman’s 10 am tee time Reg before hand -Tim’s Slim’s –Lake Hallie- Slim’s Annual Golf Outing! Sat. Sept. 22 @ Noon 10:00 am Reg $50.00 Fee includes:• 9 holes golf & cart @ Lake Hallie Golf Club • Hole prizes and 100% payout/ Food & Prizes after, along with the Badger Game!!!

DART & POOL TOURNAMENTS: -Burly’s-C.F.- Sat., Sept 22nd Chicago Style Co-ed Dart Tournament *BOP 2pm Start $20 Per Team $$ Added!

-Behind Barr’s – Greenwood- Every Thursday @ 7. "Show Up & Shoot" - in-house pool tourney -Tim’s Slim’s –Lake HalliePool Tournaments every other Saturday!

MEAT RAFFLE: -Sidetrack’s Saloon-Roberts-meat raffles Sept 14th and 28th! 5 p.m.!

-The Bungalow, Lakeland MN- Sat. 1pm -Ritz on the River-C.F. - Thurs. 5:30pm

-Wabasha VFW Post -Wabasha, MN every Friday - Meat Raffle @6pm -Lake Hallie Sportsman’s Club –Lake HallieMeat Raffles @ 6pm SMOKER SHOW DOWNS: -Northwoods Brew Pub-Osseo- SEP 8 Smoker Sunday - Noon - 7:00pm -Hilltop - Woodville - 7th Annual Smoker Show down SAT September 15th - 2018 - 2 meats: Ribs & Ribeyes Entry fee: $100.00 (covers entry of both meats) 100% payout for each category and trophies awarded/ Rules are simple: Call (715) 698-2907 or stop in for more details or to enter! Live Music w/David Snyder TOWN CELEBRATIONS & FESTIVALS: -Rumors Bar-Mindoro- Rumors Grand ReOpening & Burr Oak Days Aug 31st – Sept 2nd *Food Available All Weekend, Horseshoe & Bean Bag Tournaments plus more entertainment & Lots of prizes. 4 Bands: Fri., Aug 31st: Apollo’s Beacon 8-12, Sat., Sept 1: Them Pesky Kids (MN Band) 8-12, Sun., Sept 2: Parade @ 1pm, Freedom Honor Flight Presentation @2pm (portion of proceeds going to the Freedom Honor Flight!) Music By: Studebaker 7 3-7pm and Dude Fresh 8-12 Ticket costs for All 4 Bands Only $10.00 -Pray Days at Bev’s Saddlemound and Back Roads Saloon in Pray, WI Labor Day Weekend -Wagon Wheel-Brill - Brill Harvest days ( Sept.

7-8-9) Ball Tourney, Bean Bags and Bands!

-Freddie’s Bar-Ettrick-Rib Fest Sept 22nd with music to follow 5-9pm outside of Freddie’s and the Overflow Tavern & Eatery.

TRIVIA: -Kern’s Kurbside – Elmwood-Every Monday - Trivia @7pm -Eagle’s Club-Lake Hallie- 2nd Fri Trivia 7pm VOLLEYBALL: -Loopy’s - C.F. - Tots in the Sand Mondays in

our "heated sand" dome, 10 to noon, $5 per child, drink with healthy snacksLoopy’s - C.F. -Mid Season Winter / Spring Volleyball Sign Up only “heated sand” volleyball dome WINE TASTING: -The Bungalow- Lakeland, MN -2nd Thurs monthly wine tasting 6-8p Wine & Apps

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