Bay of billionaires
ANYONE on the coast of Mallorca has likely spotted a superyacht or two in the past few days - the sea is teeming with the luxury vessels of wealthy visitors travelling in style. It’s been a particularly big weekend for superyachts on Mallorca, with eye-catching vessels that make your wallet hurt just by looking at them.
Just at the beginning of this month, iconic Hollywood director Steven Spielberg’s superyacht, Seven Seas, was seen off the coast of Puerto Portals. The 109-metre luxury vessel, which was an upgrade from his previous yacht, also called Seven Seas, is valued at US $250 million. It features two swimming pools,
a gym, a hot tub, a sauna, an enormous living area, and, of course, a cinema. What better place to watch Jaws?
We know far less details about the Katara, another luxury yacht that was spotted cruising in Mallorca. Owned by Sheikh Hamad bin Khalifa Al Thani, the former Emir of Qatar, and supposedly named for the country, the vessel is reportedly the 14th largest in the world and is valued at nearly US $500 million.
At 124.4 metres in length, it easily dwarfs most ships on the port, and allegedly features a salon, multiple pools, and a beach club. However, we may never know too much about the gorgeous
seacraft - the former Emir likes his privacy.
American billionaire
Eddie Lampert also pulled up to the party with Fountainhead, an 88-metre long megayacht va-
lued at US $175 million; smaller than the aforementioned yachts, but no less impressive. With seven luxurious cabins, she is a seafarer’s sweet dream.
20 Years
JAMES BLUNT’S hit song, You’re Beautiful, whose video was filmed in Mallorca, turns 20!
The song was released in 2004 on Blunt’s Back to Bedlam, but became a worldwide hit the following year. The video depicts Blunt standing on a platform in the rain, singing directly to the camera. Blunt removes his clothes and empties his pockets. He then runs away and jumps off the platform into the sea, symbolic of the song’s hopeless tone.
Blunt has joked that the song doesn’t hold up as well as people may think. In 2020 he wrote, “It’s always been portrayed as romantic, but it’s actually a bit creepy. It’s about a guy who’s high and stalking someone else’s girlfriend on the subway.” He revealed he went home and wrote the lyrics in two minutes after seeing his ex-girlfriend on the subway with another man.
However, his moment of heartbreak led to a lifetime of success.
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James Blunt’s Mallorca-filmed music video took the world by storm in 2005.
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Mallorca attracts luxury superyachts from all over the world.
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Sunset Picnic & Drive
CLASSIC car owners, prepare for a fun afternoon: the Classic Car Club Mallorca will once again be hosting their annual Summer Solstice Sunset Picnic & Drive.
The event will have a whimsical themeromantic fairy lights, flowing fabrics, flower arrangements, and a uniquely Shakespearean feel, and will take place on a gorgeous hilltop in Randa, on the Santuari de Cura property. The Picnic & Drive will feature prizes for the best picnics, but will have a relaxed atmosphere which every attendee can enjoy. The event is brought back in the hopes of bringing back the club’s old traditions, and hosting a unique Midsummer’s Eve experience in scenic Mallorca.
Founded in 1997, the Classic Car Club Mallorca hosts several yearly events, including car tours, rallies, drives, Christmas events, and more. Eager attendees are welcome to show off their beautiful classic cars, and take part in the relaxed, fun festivities.
The long-awaited Picnic & Drive will take place on June 21 at Portals Nous-Calvià. The drive will begin at 17.30, but the picnic begins at 19.00, so guests don’t have to worry about being a bit late to the party. The entrance fee will be €10 per car, and this will include four drinks at the bar.
Guests excited to attend can register to attend through the Classic Car Club Mallorca website.
Clearing the beaches
NO more pay-per-use parasols: the government of Palma has removed sunbeds in a desperate effort to declutter Mallorca’s beaches.
Summertime and peak season isn’t just around the corner, it’s in full swing - and Mallorca’s beaches are filling up quicker than they can handle.
According to the Sant Agustí and Cala Major Neighbours Association, the grand majority - around 78 per cent - of the Cala Major beach, located in Palma de Mallorca, is taken up by parasols, loungers, beach showers, storage, and lifeguard stations.
Not only this, the prices of the loungers have skyrocketed in recent years, with beach visitors having to pay up to €26 a day to rent them. Moreover, the beaches in Mallorca have suffe -
red extreme erosion due to consistent poor weather; rising sea levels reduce the beach space little by little, year after year.
The so-called ‘sunbed wars’ are an annual problem when it comes to Mallorca’s desirable beachfronts - there aren’t enough loungers to accommodate everyone, and holiday-
makers could pay a hefty fine if they try to bag the sunbeds early in the morning. But the Palma government is hoping to mitigate these issues and declutter the beaches by doing away with them altogether.
The number of sunbeds has already been reduced in 2025, and is expected to decline even more in 2026.
Record number of freelancers
THE Balearic region is seeing record numbers of people registering as self-employed, or freelancers.
According to the National Federation of Freelancers (or ATA, as it is known in Spain), since the first trimester of 2021, there have been more than 120,000 new associates affiliated with the Special Regimen of Self-Employed Workers (RETA). Moreover, over a third of them are classified as societario - referring to a self-employed person who has created a company or an otherwise different type of legal business structure. This places the Baleares region as the third community with the most self-employed societarios in Spain, right behind Basque Country and Navarro.
monthly social security fee. Moreover, the government offers help to seasoned freelancers who have been active for more than 36 months, promoting longevity.
But what could be causing this exponential shift? The president of the ATA, Luis García, attributes it to policies such as the zero-fee quota for new entrepreneurs, which encourages people to register as freelance by absolving them of having to pay the
José Antonio Caldés, general director of Business, Self-Employment and Trade for the government of the Balearic region, is also excited to see this dramatic growth, and has announced a plan to create a grant for business to hire the first young, qualified employee and further incentivise the growth of small businesses.
The government offers help to seasoned freelancers.
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The event will take place at the Santuari de Cura property.
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The government is trying to declutter the beaches.
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Can landlord keep deposit?
Spanish law makes it clear
MOVING out of a rental in Spain often leads to one key question: when will I get my deposit back? It can be a tense moment, especially if your landlord seems in no hurry to return it.
Spanish law now clarifies the rules. Under Article 36.4 of the Urban Leases Law (LAU), landlords have one month from the day you return the keys to refund the deposit. If they fail to do so, they must pay interest on the amount owed.
However, landlords can keep part of the deposit in specific cases - such as dama ge beyond normal wear and tear, unpaid bills, or missed rent.
They must prove these claims; vague reasons like ‘the sofa looked older’ or ‘I had to repaint’ aren’t valid grounds for deductions.
If your deposit isn’t returned within a month, send a burofax (a formal legal letter) demanding repayment. If that fails, legal action is possible - and interest keeps accruing.
Leaving before your lease ends is trickier. Quitting within six months is a breach of contract. Landlords can claim compensation, usually rent up to
Rental deposits in Spain - Knowing when and how landlords must return your money can save you from unexpected losses.
the sixth month or until a new tenant is found. After six months, you may owe a termination fee if agreed in the contract.
If you’ve met your obligations, your landlord must repay you in 30 days. If not, you have rightsand legal tools - to claim what you’re owed.
Pareja de Hecho in Spain
The
guide every couple needs
FOR couples living together in Spain, registering as a Pareja de Hecho can offer key legal benefits without marriage. Popular among expats and same-sex couples, it provides residency rights, inheritance benefits, and next-of-kin status. But with no national law governing the process, rules vary by region.
Unlike ‘common law’ relationships in the UK or US, Spain requires official registration, typically at the local town hall or civil registry. Without it, no legal status is granted. Some regions recognise cohabitation alone; others demand proof of shared life, documents, and waiting periods.
Benefits include applying for a five-year family residency card with the right to work, hospital visitation rights, and inheritance tax breaks - potentially saving thousands. For many, it’s also the easiest path to legal recognition, especially for non-EU nationals.
Madrid offers strong protections for pensions and inheritance. Catalonia and the Balearics recognise partnerships widely in legal matters. But requirements vary by region, so local advice is key.
Typical paperwork includes ID, proof of cohabitation, civil status certificates, and evidence of the relationship. All foreign documents must be translated and may require legalisation. Though not equal in all respects to marriage, Pareja de Hecho offers most practical rights. For many couples in Spain, it’s a smart, flexible alternative worth considering.
Cut your power bill Work and claim
New law supports low earners
IF you live in Spain and your electricity bill is rising more than expected, you’re not alone. With variable pricing, time-of-use tariffs and fluctuating EU energy costs, knowing when to use appliances can make a real diffe rence. A free tool can help: the Re -
dOS app by Red Eléctrica de España, the national grid operator.
RedOS is the official mobile app for tracking electricity demand, supply and hourly prices in Spain. Available in English and Spanish for Android and iOS, it’s especially useful if you’re on a
ff (PVPC), where prices change hourly.
The Spanish electricity market sets rates based on demand, renewable generation and wholesale prices. Costs are typically lower overnight and higher midday or early evening. RedOS shows a colour-coded graph of daily prices and highlights the cheapest and most expensive hours.
Prices for the next day appear each evening at 8.15pm, allowing you to plan usage - such as laundry or charging electric vehicleswhen it’s cheapest. Even fixed-rate users can benefit by understanding grid demand and trends.
RedOS also tracks the energy mix, real-time demand and carbon emissions. For Brits in Spain adjusting to the local energy market, it’s a valuable, free tool to cut costs and reduce environmental impact.
AS of April, workers in Spain earning less than €1,350 a month can now combine their salary with unemployment benefits. The reform, introduced by the government and unions, supports low earners without forcing them to choose between a job and state aid.
Anyone earning up to €18,900 annually can apply, provided they have an approved unemployment benefit for a period longer than 12 months, and have been receiving it for at least nine months. The amount paid by SEPE adjusts depending on hours worked and how long benefits have been claimed. After six months, monthly support can increase from €480 to €570. Workers over 52 continue receiving pension contributions linked to long-term unemployment.
Applying is straightforward: submit your current work contract, payslips, and a compatibility form online or at a local SEPE office. If your gross income stays below €1,350 per month and you meet the conditions, you may qualify.
Previously, taking on a low-paid job meant losing unemployment support. The new system removes that barrier, encouraging people to return to work without risking income loss. It also benefits businesses reliant on flexible staff. For full details or to apply, visit the SEPE website or contact your local employment office.
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A welcome update
PEOPLE with cars in the municipality of Calvia, get ready to save a lot of time. Beginning this summer, government-regulated parking can be paid with the instantaneous Bizum, a system that can be managed directly via your bank app.
Bizum has become exponentially more popular and is now the most widely used payment system in Spain, with more than 27 million users and over 60 million monthly transactions. All you need is the other person’s phone number, and you can instantly transfer money to them.
Now, users in Calvia will be able to pay their car parking fee with it, thanks to an app called Mowiz. All you’ll need is the car number plate and to scan the Mowiz QR code using your phone’s camera, and the Bizum option will be available.
Users will not need to put their card information in at all, which is not only more convenient, it’s also ideal for data protection. That’s not all, either - users will be also able to extend their parking time and activate notifications for when their time is almost up.
This is the first time an instantaneous transfer option has been available for municipal parking fees in Mallorca. This change is also taking effect in other communities of Spain, such as Catalonia, Madrid, and Andalucia.
YOU may want to think twice before renting your home to a visiting family. As it turns out, renting out a residence in the Balearic region could have huge implications on the tax benefits for homeowners.
The vivienda habitual, or
The tax deduction dilemma
‘primary residence’ tax deduction protects homeowners aged 65 and over from having to pay taxes on the home when selling it. People under 65 years of age could also benefit; if they sell the primary residence and reinvest all the money into a new home, they are exempt from paying taxes on it. If they pay less for the new home, they only have to pay the proportional amount for the total gain.
For a home to be considered a primary residence, the homeowner must have lived in it continuously for at least three years, or if they have moved into it within a period
not exceeding 12 months of its purchase or construction.
From the first day it is rented to someone else, the home is no longer considered your primary residence. To qualify for the tax
AFTER more than 300 years, a Blue Dragon has been sighted in Mallorca.
On the Serra de Tramuntana coast, on a day like any other, marine biologist Gádor Muntaner was able to document the presence of a Glaucus atlanticus, or Blue Dragon sea slug, minding its business in the water. This is the first time a sea slug of this kind has been seen on the Balearic isles since 1705.
Blue Dragon sea slugs are usually seen floating on the surface of the water, as they use the surface tension, along with a special gas bubble in their stomachs, to stay afloat. They are characterised by their vibrant colouring and are only around 3-4 centimetres long. Though adorable, touching them should be avoided,
deduction, the home must be sold within two years after being rented out. Otherwise, the homeowner must return to live in the residence for three more years to qualify for the exemption again.
as their sting is venomous; they absorb toxins from the animals they eat, such as the Portuguese man o’ war jellyfish, and their sting, though not deadly to humans, can cause inten se pain, vomiting, and skin irritation.
Pay for parking with Bizum.
The vivienda habitual clause is essential for homeowners to know before renting out.
Mallorca’s peaceful protests
WITH an influx of tourism comes inflated prices, and locals are finding it more and more difficult to afford the skyrocketing price tags in the middle of the Mallorca housing crisis. So, it comes as no surprise that on Sunday, June 15, locals have scheduled a large-scale peaceful protest that will involve more than 60 different groups of people, all with the hope of making a positive change for the people who call the island home.
According to the protest manifesto that was read out loud in Parc de la Mar in Palma, the intent of the protests is not to completely reject tourism but instead to urge the government to put fair limitations on the growth of it: “It is urgent to put limits on the growth of tourism, to demand a change of direction and to point the way to degrowth as a solution to the overexploitation of our resources and the exclusion of
residents,” the manifesto read.
In short, residents insist that balance is key: Mallorca is a gorgeous island that many wish to visit, but finding a healthy middle ground so the local population isn’t affected by exponentially steep prices and housing crises is imperative.
Protests are also expected in many other cities, including Barcelona, Ibiza, Bilbao, Alicante, and Valencia, to name a few.
Munich mishap
MUNICH airport prohibited the landing of a Mallorca flight - for being just seconds late.
On Monday June 2, more than 200 flight passengers were left dazed as Munich airport refused to allow their plane to land and were forced to detour to Lautzenhausen instead. The flight, which was flight number DE1513 with the airline Condor, was scheduled to take off from Palma at 20.35 and land in Munich, Germany before midnight. Unfortunately, the flight ended up taking off at 22.52.
Munich airport does not allow landings between 00.00 and 5.00 without a justification, and with a flight length of just over two hours, it was not possible
to arrive before then. However, the pilot had actually requested an extension of 30 more minutes beforehand… and it had been granted.
Not quite long enough, though. Despite being less than one minute late, the Munich airport prohibited the landing. The pilot requested a second extension, but it was denied and the flight was diverted to the Hahn airport in Lautzenhausen, Germany, where it touched down at 1.15.
The passengers were shuttled in buses to the airport where they begrudgingly spent the rest of the night, and at 6.50 the same morning, they took off once more to finally land in Munich at 8.00.
Peaceful protests in Mallorca will begin on June 15.
A Mallorca flight was forced to redirect after the Munich airport refused to allow the landing.
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Pink bikini perfection
BRITAIN’S GOT TALENT
star Amanda Holden is dropping jaws on Instagram with a stunning appearance in a pastel pink bikini and gorgeous matching heels. The English media personality, actress, and singer, is in Mallorca to film a new campaign for the brand Revive Collagen, an ingestible collagen and skincare brand.
Holden, 54, is known for her glamorous and often risqué outfits, and doesn’t shy away from wearing what she likes - even though the public, especially the viewership of Britain’s Got Talent, often criticises her for her choice in wardrobe. Holden is undeterred by these comments, and though she has a special team of people who review her outfits before the show is filmed, she says that the show is the “perfect opportunity to take risks.” Holden insists that even if other people don’t like her outfit, the only
thing that matters is that she likes it … and shouldn’t we all live by that motto?
There is one critic who can manage to get in her head, though: Holden’s 19-year-old daugh ter, Lexi, who can be quite harsh with her judgments on the star’s outfits. Holden said she mostly ig nores the criticisms - “Though if Lexi says: ‘It makes you look old’
Eco-friendly fun
then I listen to that.”
Along with the Revive Collagen campaign, Holden is also filming her new series, Cheat: Unfinished Business in Mallorca, hoping it can rival the wildly popular Love Island.
THE Energy Ariya Challenge, an event that aims to promote sustainability, saving elec tricity, and an eco-friendly lifestyle, has come to a close in Llucmayor. The challenge, which is in its third consecutive year, is mainly aimed at schoolchildren to teach them about the importance of sustainability and caring for the planet.
Over 340 students participa ted in the challenge from almost 20 different municipalities all around Mallorca over the past few months. The initiative includes workshops, activities, and games that, while a lot of fun, also educate the children on the importance of being environmentally conscious.
The importance of this initiative is especially significant in Mallorca, which is an island that can be irreparably affected by
pollution and a large environmental footprint. During the event, the schoolchildren, which were mostly fifth and sixth grade students, were given reusable bags, were taught about recycling, and participated in an activity involving energy-generating bicycles - allowing them to exercise while also educating them. The final day of the event was celebrated as a huge party, and the locals joined in on the festivities. Even the mayor of Llucmayor, Xisca Lascolas, joined in on the fun, and even got on one of the energy-generating bicycles.
All in all, it was a day full of laughter, learning, and, most importantly: didn’t harm the planet one bit.
A five-star fantasy
IBEROSTAR has officially opened its long-awaited five-star hotel, Iberostar Selection Es Trenc, in Mallorca. This is the 16th hotel of the Iberostar chain on the island.
The hotel, located in Colonia Sant Jordi on the seafront in the south of Mallorca, was inaugurated with much excitement by representatives of the Government of the Balearic Islands, the Consell de Mallorca, the Ses Salines Town Council, and Iberostar itself.
The luxurious five-star hotel features sea views for every room, as well as a top floor with themed suites, a rooftop terrace, and overlooking views of the Mediterranean.
The chain continues its commitment to expansion while making the guests the centrepiece of their mission. Pere Joan Planas, the director of the Tourism Strategy Agency of the Balearic Islands, explains that “this new hotel reflects what we try to push from the Government of the Balearic Islands: the transformation of the tourism model based on quality, sustainability, and circularity. We should continue to bet on public-private synergies and maintain an innovative character so our islands can keep being relevant for tourism on an international level.” Other companies have been quick to jump onboard the Mallorca train, investing heavily into the tourism sphere. Countless other hotels and resorts are doing the same in preparation of the peak season of tourists.
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The Energy Ariya Challenge was a booming success in Mallorca.
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Iberostar
Iberostar opens a five-star hotel in Mallorca.
Mallorca Live
MALLORCA is gearing up for its highly-anticipated music festival, Mallorca Live, running until June 14. The popular event will take place at the Mallorca Live venue in Calvia.
Last year’s Mallorca Live festival was a booming success, and guests are eager to attend once more. The festival, whose motto is ‘Celebrating the Mediterranean way of life’, will feature some of the most popular artists in Spain, such as Argentinian singer Nathy Peluso, English group Massive Attack, American singer Iggy Pop, English rock back Suede, Puerto Rican rapper Villano Antillano, and Spanish singer Bad Gyal.
The event will host more than 80 different artists in total and will represent a blend of different music genres, styles, and artists of every kind, but will unite the excited crowds under a common love of music and enjoyment of the beautiful Spanish island.
The festival will also provide buses to the venue and cashless bracelets, which can be picked up either before or during the event, and even discounts for those with a
Carnet Jove, for a worry-free music experience.
The Rolling Stone UK is also collaborating with the festival to give away two vinyls signed by Iggy Pop. The giveaway, available on Mallorca Live Festival’s Instagram, will also run up until June 14 at 23.59.
“Long live rock!,” the multimedia brand proclaimed.
Sant Joan, Palma
ON Monday June 23, locals and tourists in Mallorca will celebrate Sant Joan, or Saint John’s Day, with a night of bonfires setting the beaches ablaze. Mallorca’s Nit del Foc (Night of Fire) will be an exciting night full of music, laughter, and fireworks.
Anyone lucky enough to be in Palma for Sant Joan is in for a treat. The traditional solstice celebration includes bonfires, people dressed in costumes, fairs on the streets, concerts, and much more. The celebration has roots in traditional pagan practices, but the Catholic church has associated it with Saint John the Baptist. Indeed, the festivities of Sant Joan are often symbolic: the purifying fire, bathing at mid-
night, special herbs and medicines, dances, rituals, and songs are all representative of the deep cultural roots of this important Spanish holiday.
One of the most exciting events of the holiday is the correfoc, or fire run, in which people dressed as devils run down the street with fireworks and firecrackers in a thrilling and
heart-racing parade. The festival will also include other traditional foods and snacks, such as the Coca de Sant Joan, a sweet pastry cake with candied fruits, cream, or marzipan. Excited attendees are encouraged to head to any nearby beach on Mallorca for the festivities, but Parc de la Mar is a main hotspot for the action.
Iceberg: Chocolate Dubai
THERE’S one essential stop to make in Mallorca - Iceberg, the artisanal gelateria that’s taken the island by storm. And there’s one flavour you simply cannot miss: Chocolate Dubai. The creation of master gelato maker Carlos Enríquez Sánchez, Chocolate Dubai is an elegant and utterly addictive ice cream inspired by a now-famous Middle Eastern-style dessert. Originally devised in 2021 by British-Egyptian pastry chef Sarah Hamouda, the dessert combined high-quality chocolate with pistachio, crispy kataifi pastry and a touch of tahini - an unexpected fusion that quickly became a viral sensation across Europe. Enríquez has captured the essence of Hamouda’s invention in gelato form with remarkable finesse.
First unveiled at the prestigious SIGEP ice cream fair in Rimini in January, his version
layers a dark chocolate coating marbled with delicate streaks, encasing a creamy filling of pistachio paste and shards of kataifi that deliver both texture and intense flavour. It’s the undisputed ice cream of summer 2025 - rich, luxurious, and unforgettable. The rise in popularity of pistachio-based gelato and creminos - multilayered flat gelatos - has also defined this season. “Pistachio is currently our best-seller,” explains Enríquez, “thanks to its refined, well-crafted flavour.”
With 21 years of experience and a reputation for excellence, Iceberg has become one of Spain’s most celebrated gelaterias.
Iceberg La Lonja
C/ Apuntadores 12 - Palma Tel: 971 495 510
If you’re after an experience where tradition, creativity and passion meet - then Iceberg is the place to be.
The celebration includes bonfires.
More than 80 different artists will appear.
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GERMANY
Wartime remnants
IN Cologne, over 20,000 people were evacuated after three World War Two bombs were discovered in a shipyard, causing the city’s largest post-war evacuation. Bombs were safely defused after streets emptied, weddings relocated, and intensive care patients were moved, highlighting ongoing risks from wartime remnants.
Fast-food fiasco
IN Hanau, a customer called the police over an unwanted lettuce leaf on their burger at a fast-food restaurant. The unusual complaint prompted officers to respond quickly. Upon arrival, police mediated calmly between the customer and staff, helping to resolve the issue peacefully. The customer accepted a replacement meal, and no further action was needed.
EURO PRESS
FINLAND
White wonder
A RARE albino kangaroo has been born in Finnish Lapland, captivating wildlife enthusiasts.
Albino kangaroos are extremely uncommon, occurring in approximately one in every 50,000 to 100,000 births.
This birth is particularly noteworthy given Lapland’s cold climate, contrasting with the kangaroo’s native Australian habitat.
Access blocked
FRANCE has mandated adult websites to verify users’ ages with personal ID to prevent minors from accessing explicit content. In response, many sites blocked access to French users, citing privacy concerns. Authorities defended the law as necessary to protect minors, while some suggested device-level age verification as a more secure alternative.
Seine protection
PORTUGAL NETHERLANDS ITALY FRANCE DENMARK
Fossil fungi
PORTUGUESE researchers discovered 300-million-year-old fossilised fungus spores in the Buçaco Carboniferous Basin. This rare find sheds light on fungal evolution during the Carboniferous period and reveals fungi’s important role in ancient ecosystems. The discovery provides valuable insights into how these organisms contributed to Earth’s early biodiversity and environmental processes.
Coastal restoration
THE Portuguese Environment Agency is set to invest €1.5 million in a coastal protection project between Praia da Rocha and Praia do Vau in Portimão. Scheduled to commence post-bathing season, the 210-day initiative aims to reverse sediment migration, replenishing sand to mitigate cliff erosion risks along a 1.35 km stretch, enhancing beach safety for visitors.
NORWAY
Tourist tax
NORWAY’S government has approved a 3 per cent tourist tax for municipalities facing overtourism challenges, to alleviate pressure on popular destinations and fund necessary infrastructure improvements. This applies to hotel, Airbnb, and hostel stays, as well as cruise ship visits. To implement the tax, municipalities must demonstrate significant strain on local infrastructure.
Health update
PRINCESS METTE-MARIT of Norway has been experiencing increased symptoms of chronic pulmonary fibrosis, leading to more frequent adjustments in her official schedule. Despite her health challenges, she continues to fulfil her royal duties. The royal family has stated that her condition may require further modifications to her engagements in the future.
Virtual healing
DANISH researchers have developed a virtual reality therapy allowing anxiety sufferers to face fears from home. Users immerse in controlled VR scenarios, such as public speaking, to gradually confront anxiety safely. This innovative method offers a convenient alternative to in-person therapy, with early trials showing promising results in reducing anxiety symptoms.
Childcare victory
IN Denmark, parents demonstrated against childcare budget cuts by displaying 540 stick figures drawn on the floor, symbolising the number of children affected. The visual protest gained national attention, leading to a reversal of the cuts. The government acknowledged the public outcry and committed to restoring the funding, ensuring support for early childhood education.
IRELAND
Tragic fire
SONIA ‘SUNNY’ JACOBS, a US woman wrongfully imprisoned on death row for 17 years and later exonerated, died in a house fire in rural County Galway along with Galway man Kevin Kelly. Jacobs was convicted in Florida for a crime she didn’t commit and later campaigned against the death penalty. The fire’s cause is under investigation, with no signs of foul play.
Pride apology
MAYO PRIDE apologised after sharing an image of a ‘Child of Drag’ statue, a playful parody of the traditional ‘Child of Prague’ figure, which sparked some abusive comments. The organisers said the post was meant to be light-hearted and have since engaged with local religious communities, who accepted the apology, leading to a review of their social media policy.
Risqué relic
A 200-YEAR-OLD condom, made from a sheep’s appendix and featuring an explicit print was discovered in ‘mint condition’ by a Dutch museum. Purchased at auction, it’s believed to be a luxury souvenir from a French brothel. The rare artefact will be on display at the Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam until November.
Priceless portraits
TWO rare 17th-century children’s portraits by Frans Hals, believed to depict his own children, have returned to the Netherlands after more than 100 years abroad. Purchased for $7.8 million, the paintings will be shared between the Frans Hals Museum and the Mauritshuis.
SWEDEN
Prison deal
SWEDEN will lease 400 prison cells in Estonia to house up to 600 inmates, addressing overcrowding fuelled by rising gang-related crime. The agreement with Tartu Prison offers Estonia a financial boost, potentially earning €30 million annually. Inmates must consent to the move and will be subject to Estonian laws while incarcerated abroad.
Concrete cuisine
A PIZZERIA in Sweden is under scrutiny after inspectors discovered it was using a cement mixer to prepare sauces. The Environment and Building Committee also found that the kitchen’s handwashing station lacked running water and soap. The establishment faces potential fines if these health violations are not promptly addressed.
PARIS City Council has urged the French parliament to grant legal personhood to the River Seine. This would allow an independent guardian to defend the river’s rights in court, recognising its right to exist, flow, and regenerate. The initiative follows citizens’ recommendations and reflects a global movement to grant legal rights to nature.
McMosaic
MCDONALD’S has unveiled a playful ‘ancient Roman’ mosaic in Rome’s Galleria Alberto Sordi shopping centre. Titled ‘Enjoy the Classics’, the installation depicts a banquet scene featuring hamburgers, fries, and the McDonald’s logo, mimicking traditional Roman art. While some visitors appreciated the creative fusion of history and modern branding, others criticised it as a tasteless marketing gimmick.
Justice revoked
AN Italian driver was recorded speeding at 255 km/h on the A26, and issued an €845 fine and one-year driving ban. However, these were cancelled because the speed camera, although approved, was not officially homologated. Since only homologated devices produce legally valid evidence, the Prefecture of Novara overturned the penalty and returned the driver’s licence.
BELGIUM
Draft decline
BELGIUM’S beer consumption dropped by 2.1 per cent in 2024, continuing a downward trend from 2023. The biggest declines were in hospitality and exports, especially outside the EU. Despite fewer breweries, the industry remains strong, investing €178 million in modernisation, sustainability, and local engagement, with 70 per cent of beer still sold internationally.
Punk promise
JOHNNY ROTTEN, frontman of the Sex Pistols, performed in Leuven this month, marking a long-awaited return. In 1978, a planned concert in the city was cancelled due to the band’s breakup. The recent sold-out show at Het Depot fulfilled a decades-old promise to fans, celebrating punk’s enduring legacy.
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FINANCE
BUSINESS EXTRA
Dublin expansion
AMANCIO ORTEGA, Inditex founder, has acquired a Dublin office building for €70 million through his investment arm, Pontegadea. The 6,344-square-metre property, in the port area, was previously owned by Kennedy Wilson and Nama. Leased to US tech firm Fiserv, this will be Ortega’s third investment in Ireland, finalised in May.
Accounts hacked
TELEFONICA is investigating a potential security breach after a cybercriminal claimed to have accessed 21 million private account records, publishing one million from Peru. The company confirmed the breach involves Peruvian clients but is probing whether data from other countries, including Spain, is affected.
Alicante buzzing
ALICANTE-BASED Embention, which specialises in navigation and autopilot systems for drones, saw a 160 per cent business surge in 2024, reaching €12.25 million in revenue after securing a deal with Amazon Prime Air. The company’s tech is expected to be rolled out for air deliveries in 2025.
70-yr mortgages
SPANISH real estate developers dismiss 2025 comparisons to the 2007 housing bubble, citing shortages of land and labour as key causes of rising costs. Executives from Gestilar, Premier España, and others have warned that housing prices will remain strained, potentially leading to inheritable 70-year mortgages.
Airbus takeoff
AIRBUS’ stock rocketed 4.4 per cent amid reports of a potential massive order from China for hundreds of aircraft. The deal, involving state-backed Chinese airlines, could include 300 narrow- and wide-body planes, increasing Airbus order book by 36 per cent of its 2024 total.
is the percentage of homes on the Spanish Costas bought by foreign nationals in 2025.
Employment figures
SPAIN’S total workforce achieved an unprecedented milestone in May 2025, with Social Security affiliations hitting a record 21.8 million workers, including 3.4 million self-employed, 10.3 million women, and three million foreign workers. Unemployment dropped below 2.5 million for the first time since 2008, a 17-year low. The Ministry of Social Security and Labour reported 196,000 new jobs, driven by hospitality (78,500) and administrative roles (22,000). Over the past year, 462,500 jobs were added, a 2.2 per cent increase, despite global economic challenges.
Hospitality led job growth as warmer weather provoked hiring ahead of the summer. Administrative services followed, reflecting Spain’s sound economic advances. Annual growth, though slightly down from April’s 2.3 per cent, remains strong. Seasonally adjusted data showed a
modest 20,800 job increase, compared to 70,000 in April. Government officials have said the figures are evidence of the right economic policies. Social Security Minister Elma Saiz commented that since 2018, three million jobs have been created despite a global pandemic, inflation, and geopolitical tensions. President Pedro Sánchez took the
Revolut cash machines
REVOLUT has chosen Spain as the first market to roll out its network of cash machines, with the initial installations debuting in Madrid and Barcelona in the coming weeks. The fintech firm plans to deploy 50 ATMs initially, expanding to 200 across cities including Valencia and Malaga.
The cutting-edge ATMs, developed at Revolut’s TechHub in Barcelona, will be placed in high-foot-traffic areas like Avenida Diagonal and Calle
Data centre
DESPITE the nationwide blackout on April 28, tech companies remain eager to establish data centres in Spain. Interest briefly waned post-blackout, but enthusiasm is returning. 2024 saw a record €1 billion in investments, according to Colliers. Projections for 2025 estimate investments will exceed €8 billion. Spain’s data centres consumed over 6 TWh of energy in 2024, with forecasts predicting a rise to 12 TWh by 2030 and 26 TWh by 2050, driven by growing online services and processing demands.
de Toledo, accessible via a real-time interactive map on the Revolut app which guides the user with a map. The rollout began this June with two ATMs at Barcelona’s Primavera Sound festival (June 4-8). Revolut customers can withdraw cash for free, subject to fair usage limits and potential weekend fees, while non-customers will incur a fee but can soon use Dynamic Currency Conversion. Spain’s strategic role
Wrexham glitz
AFTER Hollywood actors Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney bought Wrexham AFC in 2021, a fifth-tier Welsh football club for £2 million, the club has now been promoted to England’s Division One. Off the pitch, the duo’s televised Hollywood shenanigans have driven a 155 per cent revenue rise, reaching £26.7 million last season, nearly tripling 2022-2023 figures. The documentary Welcome to Wrexham on Disney+ has brought big income, with £17.6 million from sponsorships and merchandising, including deals with United Airlines and Meta. Over half the revenue comes from abroad, mainly the US, surpassing many clubs in Spain’s La Liga.
opportunity to stress the success of these policies.
The unemployment milestone marks a significant recovery from the 2008 financial crisis. State Secretary for Labour Joaquín Pérez Rey praised the market’s stability, citing its resistance to global uncertainties such as the US tariff disputes and slowing economic growth.
in the experiment reveals Revolut’s European expansion plans, with Germany, Italy, and Portugal next in 2026.
Mercadona opening
STARTING June 23, Mercadona will extend its opening hours in approximately 300 supermarkets around the country, especially those situated in tourist hotspots like Benidorm, Ibiza, and Marbella, as confirmed by company sources. From June 23 to August 31, these stores will be open for business from 9am to 10pm, offering continuous service. Customers can check specific store hours on Mercadona’s website. Typically, stores operate from 9am to 9.30pm, except on holidays and Sundays when they close to prioritise employee rest. In 2024, Mercadona contributed €33.35 billion to Spain’s economy, generating 743,700 jobs.
SPAIN’S beach bars thrive during summer heatwaves, offering a cool escape by the sea, but buying a spot is harder than you may expect. Despite their popularity, these seasonal businesses face challenges, including weather, staffing issues, and high setup costs. A 2019 VozPopuli article noted that a standard beach bar requires an average of €400,000 initial investment, with annual revenues around €500,000, often outweighed by expenses. Customer spending averages €20 per person, compared to €30-40 in conventional coastal restaurants, limiting profitability.
COCA-COLA remains Spain’s most chosen brand in 2025, topping Kantar Worldpanel’s Brand Footprint ranking with 125.2 million consumer contacts, followed by ElPozo with 105 million and Campofrío with 79.5 million, in second and third places. ElPozo reaches 72.2 per cent of households. Notable changes in the top 10 include Puleva, climbing three spots to ninth, and Gallina Blanca, rising three places to 10th, as reported by a variety of financial publications, highlighting the most frequently purchased consumer goods brands in Spain.
THE European Commission has fined Glovo and Delivery Hero €329 million for breaching EU competition rules. The firms engaged in anti-competitive practices, including sharing sensitive information, agreeing not to poach each other’s employees, and dividing markets in Europe. The cartel began in July 2018 when Delivery Hero acquired a minority stake in Glovo and ended in July 2022. Delivery Hero faces a €223.2 million fine, and Glovo €105.7 million, with both receiving a 10 per cent reduction for admitting responsibility.
Malaga employment fair.
New Revolute cash machines appearing in major Spanish cities.
3I Group 4.316,00 4.328,00 4.276,00 220,5K
Admiral Group 3.328,8 3.343,8 3.326,0 18,17K
Airtel Africa 177,80 179,50 177,40 394,13K
Anglo American 2.202,9 2.234,3 2.202,5 176,69K
Antofagasta 1.886,00 1.903,00 1.885,50 43,53K
Ashtead Group 4.330,7 4.343,0 4.298,0 83,42K
Associated British Foods 2.061,0 2.065,0 2.054,0 62,46K AstraZeneca 10.742,5 10.828,0 10.736,0 84,41K
Auto Trader Group Plc 791,20 793,00 789,00 192,48K
Aviva 621,40 625,60 620,80 682,54K
B&M European Value Retail SA 284,50 290,10 282,70 1,18M
BAE Systems 1.918,00 1.939,00 1.907,00 749,37K
Barclays 332,20 334,10 329,80 3,68M
Barratt Redrow 445,55 447,70 445,01 176,83K
Beazley 981,00 983,00 972,00 153,56K Berkeley 4.180,0 4.202,0 4.162,0 13,96K
BP 361,75 363,70 360,85 2,56M British American Tobacco 3.529,0 3.531,0 3.506,0 273,01K
BT Group 177,92 177,95 176,20 1,64M Bunzl 2.280,6 2.294,0 2.272,0 234,96K Centrica 160,15 161,75 160,15 2,06M
3.890,0 3.904,0 3.888,0 11,47K
2.587,58 2.599,00 2.586,00 79,39K
4.646,0 4.655,0 4.636,0 47,5K
Financial irregularities Andorra
SITUATED between Spain and France, the Principality of Andorra has two Heads of State, the Bishop of Urgell in Catalonia, Spain, and the president of France.
It is a well-known tourist hot spot especially for skiing and is self-governing with a population of just under 90,000 but is not a member of the European Union or Schengen.
The banking section has tax haven status and as such attracted a great deal of investment but according to one particular investigative group there is major financial scandal which has until now been mainly ignored by the mainstream media.
It is alleged that the Andorran government has spent nearly 10 years investigating investments made in that country and following information received from US Treasury’s Financial Crimes Enforcement Network (FinCEN) it concentrated on the Private Bank of Andorra, (BPA) which eventually closed with directors jailed but never convicted.
It is claimed that three different authorities were pursuing their own political agendas: the US aimed to crack down on supposed international money laundering; Spain was addressing Catalan independence sentiments; and Andorra
sought to protect its elites from anti-corruption investigations.
In the event, despite the closure of BPA, no convictions in respect of alleged money laundering were ever proven and over the period of the last 10 years, FinCEN has since retracted its claims, and both BPA and its directors have been exonerated by the Spanish authorities.
Further complicating the situation is the fact that in the wake of the Andorran
government’s intervention into BPA, the authorities transferred what they deemed the bank’s ‘good’ assets to a newly formed entity, Vall Banc, which was later sold to the US firm JC Flowers for up to €29 million.
The state absorbed more than €100 million in losses from BPA as part of this process. Additionally, €30 million was reportedly paid to the auditing firm PwC to review account holders, a fee that in-
vestor representatives claim equal to 14 per cent of all available assets. These transactions raise serious questions about whether the funds seized from BPA are still intact or have already been disbursed, thereby giving the Andorran authorities a financial incentive to delay restitution or maintain open-ended investigations against depositors.
In light of these orchestrations, it is evident that Andorra has continued to follow its own policy direction, and a lawsuit is now being prepared by large numbers of investors whose seized funds have not been returned, as they seek to recover their losses
The representatives of these investors further allege that the Andorran government is holding thousands of these foreign investors in a perpetual state of investigation as a means to seize their assets, with victims facing threats of jail, falsified arrest warrants, and Interpol red notices.
Gibraltar which exists at the other end of the Iberian Peninsula has been regularly accused by the Spanish government of being a centre of money laundering which has never been proven, whilst it would appear that Spain has a policy of turning a blind eye to possible irregularities occurring in Andorra!
The Private Bank of Andorra was forced to close down.
Horrendous figures
LEAPY LEE SAYS IT
OTHERS THINK IT
HORRIFIC photos once again this week of a young baby savagely mauled by a pet dog. How long is it going to be until the authorities realise that a number of canine breeds are actually no more adaptable to the living conditions of human beings than many dangerous wild animals?
To my mind the likes of many strains should be viewed in one place and one place only. The local Zoo. Despite the banning of some five dog breeds there have been 16 deaths in the UK due to dog attacks and 8,750 incidents in the last year alone!
These are horrendous figures and the most tragic fact of all is that the majority of victims were extremely young. Many of these tots, now scarred for life, have had their whole futures altered beyond redemption, simply because the two-legged animal that should be the most responsible of all, deems for some unknown reason to allow unpredictable, potentially life
destroying four legged canines to share their homes. When are they going to recognise the devastation these animals are actually capable of?
I do actually shudder when I see photos, or postings of dangerous dog breeds, cuddling up, or licking the faces (not too hygienic anyway!) of babies of sometimes a few months old.
One, split second vicious snap and those faces could be gone forever. When are the government going to see some sense and completely ban certain dangerous breeds altogether? I await the slings and arrows of DDO’s (dangerous dog owners) with my usual full metal jock strap firmly in place!
Contrary to the outcry that accompanied it, I did have some sympathy for the British pensioner who said recently that her Benidorm holiday was ruined because her hotel had ‘too many Spaniards in it’.
Not being present at the time, I can’t comment on her remarks about the general rudeness of the other guests, although I am fully aware that certain cultures may appear somewhat more abrasive and a little more obtrusive than the British are generally exposed
to! No, to an extent I can fully emphasise with her problem.
Some years ago, when the children were a great deal younger, I decided to take them all to a hotel in Mallorca over the Christmas period. After checking in and exploring our ‘special Christmas treat’, it didn’t take long to realise that the hotel was full of Germans.
In fact, the whole of the Christmas festivities were geared toward the Alemannia’s. The staff all addressed you in German. The shows (including the comedian) were German orientated. The food had a distinct German flavour, the bars were empty by 10pm and breakfast was served at some ungodly hour around sunrise! Our whole Christmas was in fact ruined.
I believe that hotels do have a certain responsibility to inform potential guests that their establishment may be geared toward some culture or citizens from a specific country. At least you would then have the choice of who you would prefer to share your hard-earned break with.
Keep the faith.
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AI’s summer top spots
WITH summer approaching, ChatGPT was asked to solve one of Spain’s toughest questions: where to holiday? The AI suggested beaches, cities, and even a volcanic island you might have forgotten. We fact-checked its picks and added our own take.
For beaches, ChatGPT’s top choice is Rodas Beach in Galicia, famed for its turquoise waters and peaceful atmosphere. Visitors need a permit, and accommodation is limited; plus, pack for rain. Zahara de los Atunes and Conil in Cadiz offer golden sands, tapas, and stunning sunsets without the crowds of the Balearics. Ibiza also made the list - not for its nightlife, but for its secret coves, pine forests, and quiet villages on the north side.
For rural escapes, La Gomera in the Canaries stands out. Its black-sand beaches, hiking trails, and Jurassic Park-like scenery make it perfect for introverts, though its remoteness may test those seeking convenience.
City lovers will appreciate San Sebastian, with its pintxos, La Concha Bay, Michelin-starred dining, and walkable streets. Oviedo also impressed with its historic centre, Asturian charm, and calm cultural vibe.
Overall, ChatGPT’s list is thoughtful and well-rounded, avoiding obvious tourist traps. It’s a useful guide - just remember to check the weather, read a blog, and pack some snacks.
INTERVIEW
From Oslo to the Mediterranean - Speaking European
Marandi is a familiar face in l’Alfas del Pi, where she has served since 2007 as an advisor to the mayor and a key link between the town’s diverse communities. Born in Alicante and raised in l’Alfas, Elisabeth has Norwegian and Persian roots, yet she proudly calls herself ‘a true Alfas girl’ with Norwegian nationality.
HER story mirrors that of the Norwegian community in the town - one of the largest outside Norway. “It all began with my grandmother, who arrived over 55 years ago. My mother followed from Oslo at 18 to study Spanish,” she tells Euro Weekly News. As property developers targeted Nordic buyers, Elisabeth’s mother, fluent in Spanish, soon became an interpreter and later settled in l’Alfas. Today, the town boasts a Norwegian school, social club and thriving expat presence. “L’Alfas is a model of coexis-
Marandi during her speech on Norway’s National Day in l’Alfas.
tence,” Elisabeth says, noting that more t han 50 per cent of residents are foreigners. Each May 17, Norwegian National Day, is celebrated with special intensity. “It feels more emotional here than in Norway,” she admits.
Though she travels to Norway often, Elisabeth remains deeply rooted in l’Alfas. “Life is different up north, but there’s something unique about what I’ve built here,” she reflects. At 43, she personifies integration and quiet leadership in a town without borders.
Elisabeth
Elisabeth
Credit: Ayuntamiento l’Alfas del Pi
Airbnb rules change
FROM July, anyone offering short-term rentals in Spain must register with the government or risk having their listings removed. Whether you’re renting a flat in Madrid or a spare room in Granada, you’ll need a unique registration number to advertise legally.
This requirement comes under Royal Decree 1312/2024, introduced to address housing shortages and rising rents caused by a surge in holiday lets. The new law applies to anyone renting out a property or room online. Long-term landlords (five years or more) not advertising online are exempt but must still follow standard legal and tax regulations. Short-term rentals are defined as temporary stays where the property isn’t the tenant’s main residence - such as holiday lets, student stays,
A! Atchoooo!
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or medical visits. These now require registration. To register, hosts must apply via the Ministry of Housing’s platform, declare the rental purpose, and, if renting to tourists, secure any local licences and 60 per cent neighbour approval (from April 2025).
A €27 fee plus VAT applies. Each rental pur -
pose requires a separate code, which must appear in listings on Airbnb, Booking.com, and similar platforms. Non-compliance will result in listings being removed and potential fines. Hosts are advised to review local rules and prepare early, as enforcement begins next summer.
Balearics: Sun, sheep and seafaring invaders!
LOCATED in the western Mediterranean like a string of sun-dappled stepping stones, the Balearic IslandsMallorca, Menorca, Ibiza, Formentera and Cabrera - have hosted an almost indecent number of conquerors over the past 2,600 years. Carthaginians, Romans, Vandals, Moors, Byzantines, Brits - you name it, they’ve planted their flag!
The archipelago, 50 to 190 miles off Spain’s eastern coast, forms an autonomous community with Palma (on Mallorca) as capital and centre of all things official: government, church bells and courtroom drama.
Geographically, it’s a pleasant tangle of hills, plains and dry farms (dry being the operative word, as rain politely limits itself to spring and autumn). Until pirates became less of a coastal nuisance in the 19th century,
people mostly lived inland. Tourism’s 20th-century explosion changed that faster than you can say ‘all-inclusive buffet’.
Agriculture clung on until better transport brought peaches, almonds and tomatoes into fashion. Even today, you’ll find pigs from Sardinia and sheep from North Africa - thanks to Sir Richard Kane, the enterprising 18th-century British governor of Menorca. Manufacturing is of relatively little importance with shoes, furniture and textiles produced in modest quantities while fine lace and embroidery are aimed mainly at touristsperfect for suitcase souvenirs or impulse purchases after too much tinto de verano. Oops!
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FROM COAST TO COAST
ARE you one of the lucky ones? Did you know... sneezing might actually make you a mutant-level legend?
Yeah, plot twist: turns out us ‘allergics’ aren’t just walking tissue boxes - we’re toxin-fighting beasts with immune systems that panic like airport security when a peanut shows up. While the rest of the world casually inhales pollen like it’s Chanel No. 5, my body’s out here screaming: ‘INTRUDER ALERT! INITIATE FULL ATTACK MODE!’
So next time you see me having a sneeze meltdown, remember: I might also be sneakily dodging cancer, cats, and dust bunnies with deadly precision. I’m not sick. I’m allergically enhanced. Call me Captain Histamine, baby.
Would you believe it?
You’re mid-revision, focused, locked in... and then - ACHOO! You teleport.
Let’s be honest. We are the most misunderstood tribe on Earth.
I feel like James Dean:
‘A rebel without a Kleenex’.
Allergies condition your whole dang life.
Imagine being a nurse about to inject a patient... then, SNEEZE! You jab yourself. Or worse…
You’re a professional Cupid.
You’re lining up the perfect love arrow… and your allergies ambush you.
You sneeze, miss the lovers, and accidentally shoot two enemies in a bar fight. They lock eyes.
Now they’re engaged.
Oops. Not mad about it.
How about a sneeze while driving?
You panic, spray the windshield from inside the car, but the wipers are outside, helpless.
Meanwhile, your car’s like, ‘Guess we’re going off-road now’.
And the mystery of it all?
You never know what hit you: Hay fever?
Cold?
Pepper in the air?
Covid’s 400 evil cousin variants?
It’s like walking into a misty valley of sniffles, raspy throats, and dramatic sneezes, hoping to make it out alive with your dignity.
And then... there are the emotional traumas.
Imagine meeting your future in-laws. You want to make a great impression. Your body disagrees.
You go full hurricane.
ACHOOOO
Your future mother-in-law is blown into a curtain.
Your teary eyes try to make contact as you mumble through your nose:
‘N-nice to sneeze you...’
And don’t even get me started on modern problems.
‘Sorry, I didn’t go to work. Doctor says I’m allergic’.
‘Didn’t call either. Allergic to smartphones’.
Respect the medical condition, ok? Living in a pollen-filled world is like walking across a field of emotional and biological landmines.
Step left: eyes itch.
Step right: lungs collapse.
Blink: four sneezes and a dry throat. Are you allergic?
Or are you... super-powered?
So please, if you’re one of us: Be kind to yourself. Don’t overdo it in allergy season.
And if you live with one of us - bring tissues and respect the sneeze.
Because believe me...
It’s not easy crying, sneezing, and wheezing through life like a tragic opera with no applause.
Ah-CHOOOO!
Oops - didn’t mean to blow your favourite newspaper (EWN) off the table. aif2018@hotmail.com
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Spain is tightening regulations for short-term rentals like Airbnb—hosts will soon need to register to staylisted.
Costa del Sol Cuddle cot donation
FOLLOWING a hugely successful fundraising lunch at La Sala in Puerto Banus on June 4, where €1,822.49 was raised for the Sienna Elizabeth Rose Legacy Campaign, a charitable cause to raise money to buy cuddle cots for maternity hospitals, the group was able to buy and donate a new cuddle cot for QuirónSalud hospital in Marbella.
At the pink-themed event, the Del Sol Singers and Angel de Marbs, who hosted a stunning fundraising fashion show with models who performed for free. Helen Stanley’s Champaign Lifestyle market and a raffle organised by Hannah Dixon boosted donations. Hayley Wilkins thanked Lynee, Katie, and Adele for their help. Hayley shared, “Cuddle Cot number 2 is now at QuirónSalud Marbella, giving grieving families precious time with their babies.” After losing her stillborn daughter, Sienna, Hayley fought for time with her. Cuddle cots ensure other mothers have this experience without struggle.
Axarquia Employment on the rise
TORROX has announced that the town’s unemployment rate has fallen to 12.48 per cent, the lowest in two decades, making this the fifth consecutive monthly decline since the start of the year.
The trend demonstrates a sustained downward trend in unemployment, even as the town’s population surpasses 22,000 residents, promising a positive trajectory for the local job market. May’s unemployment figures show fewer out-of-work individuals compared to the same month last year, which all agree is a sign of impressive improvement.
Being cautious, however, the mayor has warned against complacency, stating, “There is still room for improvement, and only through a collective effort can we keep advancing and bettering the quality of life for our residents.”
Mayor Medina highlighted additional positive indicators, including a record municipal budget of €36.3 million, leadership in population growth across Andalucia, and progress in reducing tourism seasonality.
Costa Blanca North Brenda’s final gesture
SOMETIMES, the deepest acts of generosity arrive quietly, wrapped in the silence of those who do good without seeking praise. Brenda Pauline Taylor, a British citizen who found refuge and a sense of home in Calpe, chose to say goodbye by leaving a lasting mark on the community that had embraced her. In her final will, she requested that her home, valued at €220,000, be donated to four local organisations working to improve the lives of those most in need.
On Friday June 6, Calpe mayor Ana Sala and the town’s secretary, Jordi Francés, officially signed the acceptance of this unique inheritance at a notary’s office. Brenda’s legacy will be shared among the Maite Boronat Occupational Centre, the Gargasindi Special Education School, the Emmaüs organisation and the Red Cross.
These four institutions, pillars of Calpe’s social fabric, will now be able to continue and strengthen their work thanks to this quiet but profoundly human gesture.
Costa Blanca South Angels of Alicante
REACCIÓN SOLIDARIA, the non-profit rooted in Alicante’s outskirts, defiantly continues its vital work aiding the area’s homeless and low-income families. Established in 2013, the organisation operates from its base in Alicante, running a food bank, clothing distribution, and a nightly outreach project to deliver meals and hygiene essentials to those in need. Despite the dangers of physical harm and even the authorities trying to stop them, ReAcción Solidaria continues their food runs night after night. At around 8.30pm, they start their rounds, first to Rabasa, a neighbourhood on the outskirts of the city. Also, on the list, the Red Cross building in Alicante City, which is a roof for the night for scores of people, including families, who don’t have a home. It is not an easy job, though. There are risks, and volunteers are constantly fighting against all odds to ensure the poorest in society get at least one square meal. The number of people queuing to receive the food in Rabasa has grown considerably in a month.
Almeria White Night
CUEVAS DEL ALMANZORA reaffirmed its support for local commerce with the successful celebration of its Noche en Blanco on Friday, June 6. The initiative, held under the slogan ‘Sueña con cada detalle y hazlo tuyo’ (‘Dream with every detail and make it yours’), offered an engaging programme of cultural and commercial activities aimed at strengthening ties between businesses and residents.
The event was designed to encourage local shopping by extending store hours, creating a festive atmosphere, and enhancing the visibility of participating businesses. Residents and visitors alike were invited to rediscover the value of proximity, personalised service, and expert advice. Qualities often lacking in online and large-scale retail environments.
To further incentivise purchases, the town council organised a prize draw for those who spent more than €20 in participating shops. Shoppers were given raffle entries for a chance to win a trip to Tenerife or one of three gift vouchers.
Costa Calida
A LOCAL family is going through a difficult time after Dad was diagnosed with lung cancer. He has started an intense treatment plan, with radiotherapy five times a week and chemotherapy every three weeks. The family is doing their best to stay strong through this challenging period.
Thanks to MABS Cancer Support Foundation, this family is not alone. MABS is a local charity that provides free support services like interpreters, transport, 24-hour care, medical equipment, and emotional help to cancer patients and their families. The charity is run by volunteers and depends entirely on donations.
Melanie Mills, his daughter, wants to do her part. To raise money for this vital cause, she will be doing a sponsored head shave in the first week of July. Her goal is to raise at least £1,000 to help MABS continue their important work.
To donate, you can find the JustGiving page linked on MABS Mazarron’s Facebook page
PETS
Dylan needs a dog-sitter - can you help?
WE’RE always looking for good pet-sitters. Like many Corgis, Dylan is full of beans and cheeky tricks. On the day we went to meet Geoff his owner and run a photo shoot Dylan played tricks on the photographer by hiding her shoes around the house! Of course, they soon become best of friends. Could you dog-sit for Dylan or fun puppies like him? Or do you need sitters for your pets? Try joining HouseSitMatch.
HouseSit Match saves you money
We promote collaborative exchange through our managed online system - free accommodation for free pet care! It’s a real win win!
HouseSitMatch is safe - all members are checked
Dylan is a real character, much loved by anyone who meets him
All members are checked for safety, and you choose which house-sitters come to care for your pets in your absence.
Your pets stay at home - safe and undisturbed
All pets benefit from staying at home, so their routines are undisturbed.
If you’re planning travel this year, join now. Get organised today:
1. Register as a house-
sitter or a homeowner on HouseSitMatch.com
2. Join for as little as £89 / €99 per year
3. Create a profile with photos
4. Sitters apply for the available house-sits, you hold a video interview via the site and match! How does it work?
Join our network for a small annual fee. You get ID checked for safety, then house-sitters build a profile and homeowners build an advert to find sitters. House-sitters see your advert, respond and you choose from the applicants.
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How do you join? Register online via www.Housesitmatch.com Need a pet-sitter? House-sitting is a win-win, free house and pet-sitting exchanged for free accommodation!
Calming journeys
TRAVELLING with a cat can be a stressful experience - for both pet and owner. While it might be tempting to give your cat a sedative to make the journey smoother, it’s important to consider whether it’s truly necessary and safe.
Sedatives can help re-
duce anxiety, motion sickness, or vocalisation during travel, especially on long trips or flights. However, they should only be used under the guidance of a veterinarian. Not all cats respond well to sedatives, and they can cause disorientation, agitation, or adverse reactions.
Vets may prescribe medications which are milder
Simply the best
BRINGING a rescue dog into your life isn’t just a kind act, it’s a deeply rewarding one. These wonderful companions have so much love to give, and here are some reasons why they’re simply the best. First and foremost, you’re saving a life and giving a dog a second chance. Rescue dogs often show immense gratitude, forming strong, lasting bonds. They’re usually already house-trained, saving you time and effort. Many come with basic obedience skills, and shelters can match you with a breed or temperament that suits your lifestyle.
You’ll also be helping to combat unethical breeding practices by choosing adoption over buying. Rescue dogs are often more affordable, as vaccinations and neutering are typically included. Their unique personalities and mixed-breed charm make them wonderfully one-of-a-kind. Plus, adopting opens up space in shelters for other animals in need.
Most of all, rescue dogs bring a sense of purpose and unmatched companionship. They may be the ones rescued, but more often than not, they end up rescuing us too.
Natural healing
PET CBD, derived from hemp, is becoming a popular natural remedy for pets, offering potential benefits like easing anxiety, reducing inflammation, relieving pain, and even helping with seizures. It works by interacting with your pet’s endocannabinoid system, which helps regulate mood, sleep, appetite, and pain response.
While CBD for humans and pets shares the same core compound, pet-specific CBD is carefully formulated with lower concentrations and pet-friendly ingredients. It’s important not to give pets human CBD products, as they can contain substances that are harmful to animals.
The cost of pet CBD can vary depending on the brand, strength, and form. Typically, a 30ml bottle can range from
around €25 to €80. Products with higher potency or organic certification tend to be more expensive. Veterinary opinions on pet CBD are mixed. Some vets recognise its potential benefits, particularly for conditions like arthritis and anxiety. However, because research is still limited, many recommend using CBD cautiously and only under professional guidance. Always consult your veterinarian before adding CBD to your pet’s wellness routine.
TIP Pet Insurance
MANY pet owners are hesitant to take out insurance for their pets, seeing it as an added expense. But the reality is that without proper cover, you may end up paying much more in unexpected vet costs.
but the right dosage and timing are critical, so always take professional advice.
In many cases, non-drug alternatives like pheromone sprays, calming treats, or a familiar blanket in the carrier may ease your cat’s anxiety. Gradual travel training - introducing the carrier in a positive way and taking short trips - can also help.
In short, sedatives can be useful in specific cases, but they’re not always the first or best option. Speak to your vet to decide what’s safest and most comfortable for your feline companion.
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CARLOS ALCARAZ wrote a new chapter in Roland Garros history on Sunday June 8, overcoming world No. 1 Jannik Sinner in what the ATP has confi rmed as the longest fi nal ever played on the Parisian clay. The 22-year-old Spaniard needed fi ve hours and 28 minutes to prevail 4-6, 6-7(4), 6-4, 7-6(3), 7-6(2), clinching his second consecutive title at Roland Garros and the fi fth Grand Slam trophy of his career.
Speaking after the match, Alcaraz paid tribute to his team and supporters: “I want to thank my team and my family for everything. I’ve had the privilege of living great moments with you.”
The match marked the fi rst Grand Slam fi nal encounter between two players widely regarded as leaders of a new generation. Alcaraz and Sinner, who have risen rapidly to the top of the ATP rankings, delivered an electric contest packed with breathtaking rallies and high-stakes drama.
Alcaraz had reached the fi nal after dropping sets in four of his previous matches during the fortnight
in Paris. But facing Sinner - who had not lost a set in the tournament and was on a 20-match Grand Slam winning streak - the Spaniard raised his level to meet the challenge. The Italian had defeated Novak Djokovic in the semi-fi nals with clinical effi ciency, arriving at his maiden Roland Garros fi nal with undeniable momentum.
Roland Garros champion Carlos Alcaraz of Spain during trophy presentation.