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7 Your Words

musiC 39 Wizard of Aahz Local lord of the dance Kimball Collins is serious about throwing a party

25 Making itself herd

Readers react to stories in our last issue

The Smiling Bison is causing a stir in Sanford, and

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7 This Modern World 7 ICYMI

orlandoans are migrating north

news you need to know but may have missed in the past week

Hourglass Brewery to open in the Hourglass

Son volt prove to be living masters on stage; Duquette Johnston emerges from his ’90s cred as his own man

9 Informed Dissent

more in our weekly food roundup

Yes, all men need to think hard about their actions – and pay attention when women object to them

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25 Tip Jar District, Fuddruckers opens on Colonial Drive, plus

Short takes on restaurants we’ve reviewed recently

11 Democracy in Crisis The government’s case sets a low bar for conspiracy charges on the eve of the J20 trial

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12 Deck the halls, not your co-workers Seven orlando spots where you can have a holiday office party that doesn’t suck

23 Live Active Cultures At IAAPA 2017, there were hints that the pendulum may be swinging away from high-tech and back toward high-touch

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35 A Dickens of a tale The Man Who Invented Christmas provides a fresh perspective on a holiday favorite

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35 Film Listings

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Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

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37 On Screens in Orlando

58 Savage Love

Movies playing this week: Coco, Last Flag Flying and more

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Readers react to blog posts and stories from the Nov. 15 issue. On Nov. 13, we wrote about Whitefish Energy Holdings, the Montana firm awarded a $300 million contract to rebuild Puerto Rico’s devastated electrical infrastructure, being under scrutiny again after a New York Times report showed it was charging the island’s state-run utility $319 an hour per lineman, but paying Central Florida workers it hired much less. Hurricane Maria left the 3.4 million people who live on the U.S. territory without power, and weeks later, thousands still don’t have electricity. @Adam Massimo It’s called capitalism – the entire U.S. was built on it. Project probably went to low bidder. They can pay their employees whatever they want. I am sure the rate includes overhead to get their staff to PR. @Carlos Alvarado What part of “no-bid process” do you nitwit self-proclaimed defenders of capitalism not understand? You slow adult fucks are quick to pull the trigger

of judgment without understanding the underlying facts. @Melissa Jean Kind of like day care. Workers earn only a paltry hourly rate, while parents pay hundreds per child a month. On Nov. 15, we reported that a Republican Florida lawmaker has filed a constitutional amendment to end greyhound racing in Florida. Sen. Tom Lee and former Senate President Don Gaetz have proposed to phase out the controversial spectator sport over the next three years and ban it entirely by 2021. Earlier this year, a St. Petersburg trainer’s license was revoked after five of his racing dogs tested positive for cocaine. Orlando Weekly previously reported that 35 greyhound dogs died at the Sanford Orlando Kennel Club between 2013 and 2016.

Orange County gives the go-ahead to medical marijuana shops, Ross Spano is running for AG, a Trumpy Thanksgiving for Floridians and other things you may have missed this week. »

Orange County votes to allow medical marijuana dispensaries In a surprisingly strong move, Orange County commissioners unanimously voted last week to allow medical marijuana dispensaries in unincorporated areas of the county. Rules from the Florida Legislature dictate municipal governments only have two options regarding dispensaries – they can either ban them outright or regulate them like any other pharmacy. Mayor Teresa Jacobs called that choice a “poison pill” at a Tuesday public hearing on two ordinances, one that would ban dispensaries and one that would allow, though both permit cultivation and processing. Jacobs and other commissioners say they were trying to uphold the will of the 71 percent of Floridians who voted to expand medical marijuana via a constitutional amendment in 2016. Orange County’s decision breaks the pattern of local cities, including Apopka, Winter Garden and Winter Park, who’ve chosen an outright ban on dispensaries. The City of Orlando has two clinics it says are “grandfathered” into existing regulations.

@Joseph T. Miller The industry of racing greyhounds has been riddled with animal abuse for years and years. This is the 20th century, for God’s sake – ban greyhound racing in Florida. @Nicole Chamaine Using animals for profit and entertainment needs to stop.

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State Rep. Ross Spano is running to be Florida’s attorney general If you’ll remember, back in September the Republican lawmaker filed a bill that declared pornography a health crisis, at which point Orlando Weekly noticed that he (or someone using his Twitter account) had “favorited” a pornographic tweet in January. Spano told us then that “with a thorough examination of my accounts, it will be easy to see that this is not my doing.” OK, sure. Spano, who also is the chairman of the House Criminal Justice Subcommittee, is the fourth Republican seeking to replace term-limited Attorney General Pam Bondi.

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Report: Florida’s opioid-related deaths spiked 35 percent in 2016 Florida’s opioid-related deaths spiked sharply by 35 percent in 2016, according to a report from the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. Fatalities in which opioids were identified as the cause of death or were present in bodies jumped to 5,725 last year. That’s 1,483 more people than in 2015. The number of deaths caused by the synthetic opioid fentanyl also jumped, rising 97 percent in 1,390 fatalities across Florida, including 70 deaths in Orlando. West Palm Beach and Jacksonville had some of the largest increases in fentanyl deaths, with 313 fatalities and 239 fatalities respectively.

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Donald Trump will spend Thanksgiving at Mar-a-Lago Just when you thought you could avoid an uncomfortable fight with your relatives, it comes right to your door! President Donald Trump will be making his way to Florida this holiday to spend time at the Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach. None of our turkeys will be pardoned, though – Trump is pardoning two Minnesota turkeys at the White House before he leaves D.C. for more golf at his Florida man cave.

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BELIEVE WOMEN Yes, all men need to think hard about their actions — and pay attention when women object to them There are, as recent headlines

have made clear, an abundance of terrible men in the world – or, at least, men who’ve behaved terribly: Harvey Weinstein, Louis CK, Kevin Spacey, and that’s barely the tip of the iceberg. It’s pervasive, this culture of power and abuse and sexual misdeeds. It belongs not to a party or demographic, but to the country as a whole. It’s the nature of patriarchy; this is a part of us, and it’s something we all need to reckon with, no matter how enlightened we imagine ourselves to be. This is the backdrop I’ve been thinking about when I think of Roy Moore, the former judge turned Alabama Senate candidate who has been accused of groping and sexually assaulting and creepily bothering numerous young women, mostly teenagers, when he was in his 30s. That Moore is, or at least was, a lecherous cretin is at this point only deniable if you choose to deny it. The evidence is manifest. Multiple women who don’t know each other, most of whom were prodded by reporters to come forward, have all recounted similar accounts of Moore’s behavior. He, of course, denies it, saying this is all a big political farce, that the “forces of evil” have conspired against him. (I’m on his email fundraising list, by the way, and it’s a fucking hoot.) The truth is, he’s just a creep, a man who tried to wield his power and influence to “court” young girls. That Moore is a creep only adds to the bevy of reasons he’s unqualified to be a U.S. senator, from his outright hatred of LGBTQ citizens to his reactionary theo-

cratic politics to his defying of the U.S. behavior is commonplace in the comedic Supreme Court, which twice caused him circles from whence Franken came. There are, of course, several big differto be removed from the bench. But it will be the only one that sinks his ship, which ences between Franken and Moore. First, is a sad commentary on American politics the nature of volume of the accusations in itself, but that’s a matter for another against Moore; second, that when the picture went viral, no Democratic politician column. Moore’s actions have taken on another or pundit, at least that I’ve seen, rushed to lurid layer because his victims were so defend Franken. He fucked up, and now he young, and there’s also no small amount of has to own it. By Thursday afternoon, he had called for an ethics schadenfreude involved investigation into himin watching a bigot get self. his comeuppance. But his That hasn’t been the sins, rooted in a culture THE LAST case with Moore, who that has for so long given FEW MONTHS has denied his alleged powerful men permisHAVE EXPOSED misdeeds and cast his sion to do as they please, SOMETHING accusers as liars. His are widespread and farMALIGN IN OUR most ardent supporters flung. still have his back, even As I was writing this SOCIETAL FABRIC, though the establishment column last Thursday AND WE wing of the GOP wants morning, news broke that ALL NEED nothing to do with him. a woman had accused TO TAKE In fact, last week, after U.S. Sen. Al Franken, STOCK. seven or eight different D-Minnesota, of forcibly women (I’ve lost count) kissing her backstage at had leveled accusations a USO event in 2006 and against the judge, the then appearing to fondle or mimicking fondling her breasts in a Alabama Republican Party decided to stick photo taken while she was asleep. (It’s hard with him. Steve Bannon and Breitbart are to tell from the picture whether there was sticking with him. Trump, who himself has actual contact, not that that makes it any been credibly accused of (and has boastbetter.) Franken, in a statement, said he ed about!) sexual misconduct by multiple remembered the former differently, and women and became president anyway, has the latter was a bad joke. As much as I’ve been assiduously silent. As shameful as that is, it again cuts both admired Franken – from his days on SNL to his work in the Senate – that’s not good ways. After all, numerous women made enough. Nor is it an excuse that this sort of credible allegations against President Bill orlandoweekly.com

Clinton in the ’90s, including a rape allegation. But Clinton was popular and the Republicans overreached in their quest to impeach him, so those things were airbrushed away in Democratic Party circles – probably to the detriment of Clinton’s wife, who had to watch all these allegations resurface during her presidential bid. All of this isn’t to draw a false equivalence. The Democratic Party of 1997 is worlds apart from the Democratic Party of 2017. It’s more progressive and diverse than it was when Bill was king, and its base has less tolerance for this sort of bullshit. (Its politicians are racing to catch up.) That’s a good thing. Rather, the point is that the last few months have exposed something malign in our societal fabric, and we all need to take stock. Looking back, as a man, I’ve been largely oblivious to it and probably benefited from systemic privilege without even realizing it. This isn’t a confessional. I’ve never sexually harassed and never assaulted a woman, though I certainly made comments that, in retrospect, were caustic or degrading or otherwise untoward, especially in my 20s. Somewhat ironically, Franken, in his statement apologizing for his behavior, said it pretty well: “Over the last few months, all of us – including and especially men who respect women – have been forced to take a good, hard look at our own actions and think (perhaps, shamefully, for the first time) about how those actions have affected women.” feedback@orlandoweekly.com NOV. 22-28, 2017

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ConspiraCy Theories The government’s case sets a low bar for conspiracy charges on the eve of the J20 trial By Bay nard Woods

a year ago, after the election of

Donald Trump, Dylan Petrohilos hung an Antifa flag out in front of his house. “I had [the flag] flying outside my home because Trump was elected and there was a belief he was a fascist, and so we had this idea that we needed to bring back the moniker of anti-fascism,” Petrohilos tells me at a bar where he’s discussing the Washington D.C. Riot Act case with other defendants arrested in connection with the protests of Trump’s inauguration. When Petrohilos’ home was raided by D.C. police in April, the flag was the first thing they took. They also took seven small black flags, copies of The Nation and In These Times magazines, and a banner, made during the financial crisis, that read “Kiss Capitalism Goodbye.” These items are evidence in the J20 case, the first mass trial of which begins this week. Most of the defendants were arrested on Inauguration Day, after a protest (which the government has deemed a riot) resulted in several broken windows. Police officers threw more than 70 “non-lethal” grenades, sprayed dozens of canisters of pepper spray, and cordoned off around 200 people in a “kettle” flanked by riot police and walls on all sides.

And though the Department of Justice claims that Petrohilos conspired to plan the riot, he was not arrested that day. He says he was not even there. But the fact that the government claims that he spoke about J20 on a podcast and was recorded by undercover police and the far-right sting video site Project Veritas at protest-planning meetings has put Petrohilos at the center of what could be the most important political conspiracy trial of a generation – one that could change the way we think about our data and other records of our actions. Almost any statement made by Petrohilos about the day’s protest evidence was at play in what was to be the final hearing before this week’s trials. The Nov. 9 hearing was intended to establish the fact of the conspiracy, a move that would make co-conspirators’ statements admissible in court, despite hearsay rules. Prosecutor Jennifer Kerkhoff cited statements made on the “It’s Going Down” podcast as evidence of conspiracy. At one point, the judge, Lynn Leibovitz, surmised that appearing on a podcast required planning, so if Petrohilos was going on the podcast to talk about the protests perhaps the existence of the podcast could be evidence of conspiring.

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“Saying that coming on a podcast recorded for public consumption to talk about a public demonstration is evidence of conspiracy is like saying that someone writing a column in High Times is proof that they are in a drug cartel,” Paul Hernandez, a member of the “It’s Going Down” editorial collective, wrote me. “The State is trying to make the case that anyone that attends a demonstration or protest is thus involved in a conspiracy.” All the prosecution needed to establish was a conspiracy to commit any crime, including “conspiracy to disrupt public congress.” This could refer to any protest at any time. “This is a fundamental attack on the right to organize,” Petrohilos says. Petrohilos is not among those to stand trial this week. The prosecution classed all of the defendants into four categories based on their alleged involvement in planning or participating in the riot. He is in Category 2, which Kerkhoff has referred to in court as the “planners.” “Dylan Petrohilos said, ‘Come with me if you want to talk about black bloc. I am black bloc,’” Kerkhoff said in court, citing the planning meeting that was infiltrated. “Black bloc” is the essence of a large part of the J20 charges. It is a political strategy in which wearing identical clothing and face masks allows a group to move collectively through the city in protest, mimicking orlandoweekly.com

the black flag of anarchism and making it harder for police to identify individuals, which is why the government is using clothing as evidence of conspiracy. Isaac Dalto, Petrohilos’ friend who is also included in Category 2 as a planner, says the government is using affiliation with the Industrial Workers of the World union, for whom he organizes, as evidence of conspiracy. “Because they went to legitimate, aboveground union meetings about forming a union in their workplace, their Google calendars say IWW, and that’s being used against them to prove membership in this criminal conspiracy that we’re alleged to be part of,” says Dalto. “This is not the first time in history that the IWW has encountered this kind of repression. We were founded in 1905 and after the first Red Scare during World War I, every single officer of the international union was either in prison or dead. We’ve faced a lot of repression before and we’re still here.” Dalto sees the prosecution as much larger than Trump’s inauguration. “Conspiring to commit lawful acts is not a crime. It’s not a conspiracy. It’s called organizing,” he said. “That’s the real danger of this case to democracy and dissent in this country – that any form of organizing or civil resistance stands to become a crime.” The threshold for conspiracy is so low that two journalists, Aaron Cantú and Alexei Wood, are still facing charges for following a group that they were covering. Wood is part of the group who demanded a speedy trial and so goes to court this week. With long hair, black clothing and a wide-brimmed leather hat, Wood may have looked a bit like an outlaw at the hearing, but he was arrested and charged with conspiring because he was livestreaming the political actions. “The chilling effect is obvious,” he said. “It took me months to go document another protest. Even the most, like, Grannies Against Trump thing, I didn’t want to go to. I was traumatized. Absolutely traumatized.” Finally, he says, on May Day, he was fed up. “I was like, ‘Fuck it, this is what I do. This is my beat. This is what I’ve done for years,’” Wood said. “I didn’t do anything wrong. I livestreamed myself from beginning to end, and the entire world can decide whether I incited a riot … it’s out there for the whole world to decide, and I’m glad it is.” @baynardwoods on Twitter feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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Deck the halls, not your co-workers

Seven Orlando spots where you can have a holiday office party that doesn’t suck

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By Mo n i v e tte Co r d e i r o

Driving bays at Topgolf

ne of the great joys of every Christmas season, aside from the general warmhearted sensations of good cheer and holiday spirit, is the satisfaction you get hitting decline on a Google calendar group invite to the annual office party. Sure, it’s Grinchy, but who among us hasn’t experienced the horrors of an awkward company gathering? The bottom rung of office soirees is the in-house affair: sadly decorated break room, unbearable small talk, an untouched Publix plate of cold cuts and veggies, and absolutely no alcohol. The next rung up includes the same premise, but adds the alcohol back in – either you regretfully make out with Gary, the bore from accounting, or you get to hear the exasperating details of alimony as your newly divorced boss shouts them from the cooler. Some office managers think they’ve figured out the secret by ditching potlucks and booking holiday office festivities at restaurants and bars. This almost works until Barbara has six too many tequila shots and attempts to do the Wobble. Best-case scenario, she goes viral on YouTube, either from her sick moves or her epic barfing. Worst-case scenario, you

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all have to watch Ben, the office creep, attempt to dance with Barbara and crash into an expensive speaker while trying to seduce her via karaoke. But fear not – it doesn’t have to be this way, and Orlando Weekly is here to help rescue something out of this dumpster fire of corporate culture. We’ve found several places around town where you can have a good time with co-workers while also making sure your holiday party isn’t lame or memorable for all the wrong reasons. Leave a copy of this issue on the head honcho’s desk and get ready for a fantastic time.

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iFly Indoor Skydiving

Topgolf

ifly indoor Skydiving

9295 Universal Blvd., 407-218-7714, topgolf.com/us/orlando

international drive, iflyworld.com/orlando

Your co-workers might love going outdoors, hiking and kayaking, but do you want to get a sunburn in front of those people? You can still do an outdoorsy activity without the discomfort of trying to stay alive in the Florida jungle by going to Topgolf, a 65,000-square-foot golf entertainment complex that includes three floors of bars and 102 private bays. Either settle into lounge seating or hit microchipped golf balls toward dartboardlike targets across a 240-yard green for points. The balls keep the score, so to speak, so you won’t have to bring a pencil. Don’t bother fetching them, either – just wave your club over the dispenser and it will release another ball. Topgolf’s technology even tracks the flight path of your hit and gives instant feedback on that swing. The menu features cocktails, micheladas and domestic drafts as well as classic burgers, sliders and sandwiches. For a group of 12 or more, check out Topgolf’s holiday packages. Prices range from $65 to $90 per person based on the time and date of your party, but all packages include three hours of play, a selection of menus, unlimited non-alcoholic drinks, lifetime memberships, free club rentals, reserved bays, game demonstrations and a dedicated host. If you have six employees or fewer, you can rent a bay for $30 to $50 per hour, depending on when you choose to go. You don’t have to be a Tiger Woods to have fun here – this ultra-modern form of golf will chillax your party.

Forget the ice-breakers and trust falls to build team spirit at the office party – indoor skydiving at iFly creates instant camaraderie as you float in free-fall conditions together. Located in the heart of Orlando’s tourism district, iFly lets you feel like you’re falling from a plane parachutefree, without the plane. Large fans in vertical wind tunnels pull up air through the flight chamber that returns in a loop to create a steady stream of air that you can “fly” on. Instructors guide guests through safety procedures, hand signals and the proper way to hold your body in the capsule. After training, you’ll get goggles, a helmet and a brightly colored flight suit that Superman would be proud to wear (but as Edna Mode would say, no capes!). Inside the flight chamber, an instructor will be with you at all times as you lean into the wind column and let it sweep you up into a surreal experience. You can go all the way and try some flips or sit back and watch the instructors spin upsidedown like tops in the twister. iFly claims to make corporate events extraordinary with unique event spaces, catering and flight enhancements. The price for groups of up to 12 people sharing 24 flights costs almost $660, so if you have more than a dozen employees, you’ll want to contact them for a custom holiday package. 8969 407-337-4359,

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WhirlyBall at WhirlyDome

Colonial laneS Bowling is a favorite for office holiday parties – it boosts morale by rousing the competitive juices, and Orlando has plenty of locations that don’t disappoint like Splitsville, Kings Dining & Entertainment and Aloma Bowl. But we’d be remiss if we didn’t mention Colonial Lanes, the beloved Milk District establishment that’s been setting pins for almost three decades. If your appetite for fun is bigger than your wallet, Colonial Lanes offers party packages that include pizza, fountain drinks and two games of bowling among 32 wooden lanes (with shoes) for $17.50 per person. Home to a pro shop, game room, snack counter and pool tables, this bowling alley also features a cool sunken bar filled with cheap drinks and gritty yet lovable bartenders. There’s a touch of nostalgia around the place after word came out that a developer had filed plans this past summer to tear down the building and replace it with a storage facility. Pour one out for a great place and try not to bust your ass getting out of the vinyl rolly chairs. 400 n. Primrose drive, 407-894-0361, coloniallanes.net

The greaT eSCape room

Orlando has a plethora of escape rooms, but none is as accessible to downtown (and importantly, downtown’s healthy selection of bars) as the Great Escape Room off Magnolia Avenue. Venture up a cramped flight of stairs to find mysterious hosts and three different rooms based on the tales of detective Sherlock Holmes. Peculiar wardens will lock in you and your teammates to search for the hidden clues you’ll need to break out in 60 minutes. Be prepared to look for hints in the same place at least 30 times. Finding the correct pieces is only half the battle – you’ll also need good deductive reasoning

and a knowledge of algebraic equations, the solar system, the Greek alphabet and other esoterica to break down the puzzles together. The trick to the Great Escape Room isn’t being a genius – it’s knowing how to communicate well with others and working in a team, which makes it a great way to build up your squad. If you want to make the room private for your holiday party and don’t want outside players involved, purchase all available tickets in the room, which range from $20 to $28 per person. Contact the Great Escape Room if you’d like to accommodate larger parties at a private event. 23 1/2 S. Magnolia Ave., 386-385-8860, thegreatescaperoom.com

Whirlydome

Burn off all the energy you’ve accumulated through the year sitting in your windowless cubicle with a round of WhirlyBall against your fellow cube-dwellers. For the unfamiliar, WhirlyBall is a game that combines basketball, hockey, jai-alai and the irresistible lure of bumper cars. Split into teams of five, you and your office mates will ride electrically powered red and yellow vehicles called WhirlyBugs around a 4,000-square-foot court. Players use a jai-alai style plastic scoop to toss around a whiffleball toward a scoreboard for points. You don’t need anything other than shoes you feel comfortable driving in and some quick reflexes. WhirlyDome also features laser tag, arcade games and an in-house pub. The attraction also offers customizable food and beverage packages for groups and can accommodate parties of 10 to 700 people comfortably. Reach out to their party planners to see what would be the right price for your corporate celebration. 6464 international drive, whirlydome.com

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Icebar Orlando

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All right, you caught us. While earlier we suggested bars may not be the best places for holiday office parties because people lose their inhibitions in ways that get them sent straight to HR on Monday, we’ve made an exception for Icebar Orlando because it’s too damn cool – literally. Icebar claims to be the “largest permanent ice bar in the world,” with over 70 tons of hand-carved ice sculptures displayed among majestic lighting and music. The ice is kept frozen by bringing the temperature down to a chilly 22 degrees. Upon arrival, the bar’s “Ice Princesses” hand out thermal parkas and gloves free of charge. All those coats you have no use for in the Florida heat suddenly become very tempting, don’t they? Cocktails are served chilled in custom-carved ice glasses. Next door to the cold room, Icebar also houses the nightclub Fire Lounge, which includes a live DJ and drink specials with no cover. Private events are available for groups from 50 to 500 people, or up to 1,200 guests if you include the outdoor area. If you do book a private event, addons include cigar rollers, event photographers,

custom ice sculptures, flair bartenders and staff dressed as polar bears. Contact Icebar for information on pricing. 8967 international drive, 407-351-0361, icebarorlando.com

player 1 video game bar

Chances are you’re going to go home and game a bit after a boring holiday party, so why not do it together with (or against) your office mates? Player 1 Video Game Bar takes you on a geeky throwback to the ’90s with classic arcade games, retro and modern gaming consoles, and a motion gaming dance floor. Billed as “the ultimate video game lounge experience,” Player 1 only serves a curated selection of craft beers, sakes, meads and wines – no liquor here. There’s a Lord of the Rings trivia night, a Ladies of Overwatch meetup on Wednesdays, and a chance to try new beers and play a game of Smash Bros. with friends on Mondays, all for a cover of $5. This gaming spot offers party packages for guests, so if you’re interested, send them a message through Facebook. 8562 Palm Parkway, 407-504-7521, facebook.com/player1orlando feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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BY SETH KUBERSKY A Slothful “AnImAl AmbASSAdor” | Photo by Seth KuberSKy

Each year around this time, I

attend the International Association of Amusement Parks and Attractions expo, scouring the Orange County Convention Center’s enormous show floor for glimpses of the theme park industry’s future. But while attending SeaWorld’s press conference on my first day at the event, I experienced an unexpected epiphany. While the rest of the media was ogling the sleek blue raft for 2018’s Infinity Falls rapids ride, I found myself absorbed by the adorably apathetic sloth who was in attendance as one of the attraction’s “animal ambassadors.” In a medium that’s become mobbed with Virtual Reality and Augmented Reality, I’m craving Actual Reality, and it appears that I’m not alone. The following highlights from IAAPA 2017 hint that the pendulum may be swinging away from high-tech and back toward high-touch.

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Imagine driving a bubble-powered car along the ocean floor, with your head in an air-filled dome but the rest of your body exposed underwater. As long as you can overcome the claustrophobia, this could become the coolest submarine inside a theme park since 20,000 Leagues left. It’s just a shame that Disney demolished their Shark Reef snorkeling pool at Typhoon Lagoon, because this would have been the perfect upgrade for it.

At IAAPA 2017, there were hints that the pendulum may be swinging away from high-tech and back toward high-touch. Zombie League editions. It’s a good thing IAAPA’s machines were set to “free play,” or I’d be all out of quarters.

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Virtual Reality went from the next big thing to old news in the space of three IAAPA expos, and while you could still find VR offerings in every price range (and even a robot to clean the goggles), I only saw one this year that sparked my imagination. Brogent’s Q-Ride uses an Acer 3K headset with sharper visuals and less lag than most, paired with an unusual triangular motion platform. But what really grabbed me was the content: no aliens or explosions, just a spectacular underwater safari through schools of fish and pods of whales, with more natural nautical textures and lighting than any of SeaWorld’s CGI attractions.

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If you read my recent interview with Dynamic Attractions’ CEO Guy Nelson, The best evidence of 2017’s retro revival you know that the company behind was found among IAAPA’s arcade games. Soarin’ and Forbidden Journey always Atari’s handsome new cocktail table take bears watching. Dynamic followed up last on PONG re-creates the seminal coin-op’s year’s award-winning (and yet unbuilt) blocky white pixels with physical blocks Motion Theater announcement by introthat magically float across the playing ducing two new ride systems: an off-road field. Stern, the last old-school American trackless dark ride and a “flight cycle” pinball manufacturer still standing, has dragon simulator. While both consuperb new Star Wars and Guardians of cepts are intriguing, the unveiling was the Galaxy tables for sale. And Valley- inauspiciously amateurish. A troupe of Dynamo reintroduced a blast from the Renaissance Faire refugees unintentionpast with modern revivals of vintage elec- ally made the Avatar-esque simulator look tro-mechanical baseball games from the like a Game of Thrones knockoff, and the pre-digital era, available in All Star and dark ride is saddled with G.I. Joe branding

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certain to alienate anyone under 40 or not American. Here’s hoping both ideas find IPs worthy of their engineering.

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The folks from Falcon’s Creative have designed for everyone from Disney and Busch Gardens to Kennedy Space Center, but their current projects with National Geographic prompt questions that go beyond mere amusement. They’ve opened an Ocean Odyssey exhibit in Times Square that digitally simulates sea life sans water, and they recently debuted a 3-D re-creation of Jerusalem’s Church of the Holy Sepulchre at NatGeo’s D.C. digs. I asked Falcon’s VP David Schaefer if there were any danger in substituting simulacra for authentic animals or artifacts; he said they chose to focus on “showing creatures on screen that you wouldn’t be able to experience at any aquarium, like humpback whales,” and that they “take a scientific approach with the same tone and vernacular that National Geographic magazine takes in its articles.” I wouldn’t want similar attractions to replace real museums and aquariums, but integrating such technologies might become mandatory if those traditional institutions are to survive.

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Interactive attractions with shaking seats and laser pistols are now ubiquitous from off-brand Asian suppliers, but nobody does the overcrowded genre better than Montreal’s Triotech. This year they showed off a grin-inducing robot blasting game, and announced a partnership with Ubisoft to create an Assassin’s Creed virtual reality experience (hopefully it’s better than the moribund movie). But the star of their booth was a sample of the finale from their new Las Vegas attraction, Fear the Walking Dead. As a hardened horror fan, these were the first CGI zombies that genuinely made me jump; if the rest of the experience this good, it may become my favorite ride in Sin City since the Star Trek Experience shuttered. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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[ food + drink ]

by Faiyaz Kara

OPENINGS: Fuddruckers, once the darling of better-burger aficionados, has opened their third location near the corner of Colonial Drive and Bennett Road in Colonialtown … I-CE-NY, serving smashed and rolled ice cream, has opened in Baldwin Park … Clean Juice, a chain of organic juice and smoothie bars, has opened in Winter Park Village. Look for another to open at the end of the month on City Plaza Way in Oviedo … Peppino’s Organic Italian Kitchen & Pizzeria will serve Neapolitan-style pies with Sicilian flavorings when it opens in the Hourglass District sometime after Thanksgiving … Also in the Hourglass District, look for the aptly named Hourglass Brewery to open their second location next to Peppino’s … Metro Diner will open another area restaurant Dec. 12 on University Boulevard near UCF.

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beans. A dollop of richness in the form of crème fraîche gave it a sixth “way,” but there’s no way you’re going away hungry after this dish. I just wish the beans had The Smiling Bison is causing a stir in Sanford, and Orlandoans been cooked a bit longer; their very firm are migrating north texture was a bit distracting. Not so with the grouper cheeks – they’re just-right firm, BY FaIYaz KaRa and cornmeal-fried before being stuffed in a buttery New England roll ($15) with lettuce, et over it, Orlando. Sanford has the of a lighter, beefier one, and the cheddar tomato and tartar sauce. The sandwich was Smiling Bison all to itself and there cheese curds had more of congealed feel served with a pickled red cabbage slaw ain’t no use crying over spilt milk or than a squeaky one, but there’s plenty of that’s not for the faint of mouth, remarkably screeching over dropped dung. Just oil the comfort to be had in this poutine – even bold and zippy. Playing into Sanford’s rep as a refined wheels on your wagon and head on up to more so during happy hour, when it costs cocktail town, the Bison’s the fertile plains of the Bokey, where there’s just $6. On this most creative quaffs are truly some mighty fine grazing to be had, cour- recent visit, the cool crafted – the outstanding tesy of Josh Oakley. The native Buffaloan night air had us cravTHE SMILINg BISON Pisco Manhattan ($9) with (no joke) closed his Bennett Road operation ing more comfort, 107 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford sherry and elderflower, for last December to give full attention to his and the chicken pot 407-915-6086 example, and the “Peach & Sanford gastropub, and it’s easy to see why: pie ($14) was like smilingbison.com Chong” ($9) with peachgrandmother’s The building, built in 1910 and featuring a $$$ infused bourbon, thyme many throwback fixtures (oh, those tiered embrace – a warm, simple syrup, sour mix, egg peppery, crystal chandeliers!) and details (oh, that meaty, whites and black sea salt. onion-forward tile ceiling!), is an absolute beauty. Needless to say, the restaurant is ready embrace. The cheddar pie crust with bison- A lush, Nilla-wafered banana pudding ($6) is dotted with black sea salt as well, and it for its close-up. Had Mr. DeMille been a shaped cutout was a nice touch, too. The burger ($16), duck-lovers pizza ($17) all works in utterly delightful fashion. bleeding-heart Canajun like myself, he too There were some who questioned would’ve set his sights on Oakley’s poutine and any of Oakley’s house-made sausages ($9). I was somewhat critical of the Bennett are consistent can’t-miss choices, yet the Oakley’s ability to make a success of it in Road version when I reviewed Smiling Cincinnati 5-Way ($25), a “garbage plate” Sanford, but it’s clear he’s proved those Bison back in September 2013, so I was of drunk food originating in the Queen City, naysayers wrong. He even lives in Sanford, happy to see those potato wedges replaced seemed a fitting choice. It comprises five but it’s in the kitchen where Oakley feels at with thin-cut fries. I wasn’t thrilled to see ingredients: Clear Creek Ranch beef chili, home, and it’s usually on the range. a thick, earthy mushroom gravy instead house-made spaghetti, cheddar, onions and fkara@orlandoweekly.com

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EVENTS: Luma on Park hosts a wine dinner Wednesday, Nov. 29, featuring a fivecourse meal prepared by chef Brandon McGlamery and wines by Opus One. Cost is $300 … The seventh annual Cupcake Challenge, in support of Dress for Success Greater Orlando, goes from 2-4 p.m. Dec. 3 at the Winter Park Civic Center; yours truly will be a judge. Tickets are $22 for adults, $12 for children … Second Harvest Food Bank’s Chef’s Night Series concludes for the year Dec. 7 as Trina GregoryPropst of Se7en Bites whips up a five-course breakfast for dinner. Cost is $50 … On Dec. 9, the third annual James Beard Foundation Celebrity Chef Tour rolls into Ravello at the Four Seasons Resort featuring such top chefs as Paula DaSilva of Burlock Coast in Fort Lauderdale; Dean Max, chef/owner of DJM Restaurants (which operates seven restaurants in the U.S. and Caribbean); James Boyce of Cotton Row in Huntsville, Alabama; the Rusty Spoon’s Kathleen Blake; as well as executive chef Fabrizio Schenardi and executive pastry chef Rabii Saber of the Four Seasons Resort Orlando. Cost for the six-course dinner with wine pairings is $235. NEWS: In further news concerning the most unnecessary food competition of the year, Orlando’s Signature Dish – or rather, Orlando’s Signature Honey Based Dessert – will be announced Dec. 7 by tourism board Visit Orlando. Got restaurant dish? Send tips to dining@orlandoweekly.com

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Some mighty fine kebabs can be had at this Persian market and eatery in Longwood. Of note are ground beef koobideh kebabs, chicken kebabs fashioned from thigh and breast meat, and ghormeh sabzi, an herbaceous stew. Peruse the shelves of spices, oils and pickles, then make your way to the freezers for frozen desserts (get a tub of faloodeh and bastani), cheeses and beverages while you wait. A display case of sweets is hard to overlook – grab a few Persian cream puffs to take home. Open daily. 185 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood, 407-951-8084; $

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damn-near perfect; and the Cedar Key clams in a white wine sauce with pancetta are worth getting extra bread for. The banana bread pudding will put you under its spell. Open daily. 101 S. Eola Drive, 407-843-9676; $$

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The downtown core’s sole craft brewery sets the bar high with a nice selection of beers (try the Green Tea IPA and Perculator Milk Stout) alongside a worthy offering of Neapolitan-style pizzas and some of the best smoked jumbo chicken wings offered in the city. Open daily. 131 N. Orange Ave., 407-914-2831; $$

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Stellar Turkish fare, be it doner kebabs, chicken shish or lamb adana, truly impress, as do lamb chops and less meaty fare like stuffed white cabbage braced with mint, parsley and garlic and filled with ground beef and rice. Spinach and feta pide – as doughy and delectable a flatbread as you ever will eat – is a must, as is ending with the best kunefe in town. Open daily. 260 Douglas Ave., Altamonte Springs, 407-869-5555; $$$

Pizzeria roberti

The Maitland outpost offers a menu identical to the MetroWest original, though execution here needs a bit of work. Still, you can gorge on a wide selection of hefty burgers, including such monstrosities as the cronut burger with a half-pound of meat and maple-pepper bacon, or the “Teak Challenge” – a two-pounder with 27 slices of cheese, 24 slices of bacon and so much more. Open daily. 901 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland, 407-335-4835; $$

It’s not easy to find a better New Yorkstyle pie in the city. Proprietor and pizzaiolo Joe Roberti takes great pride in his dough and in-house fermenting approach, which results in a crust that’s thin and bubbly, crisp yet yielding and, above all, flavorful. No matter the pie – simple margherita, or comforting short rib with caramelized onions, or fanciful foie gras – you won’t be disappointed. Wonderful rice balls and dense all-beef meatballs shouldn’t be overlooked. Closed Sundays. 2751 Chickasaw Trail, 407-634-0041; $$

aJ’s Press

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You’ll be, ahem, hard-pressed to find a better sandwich than the ones served up at the Longwood outpost of Tampa’s AJ’s Press. Mexican bolillo and telera rolls are weighty enough to hold the porky mélange of smoky ham, smokier Cantimpalo chorizo, and slow-roasted pork in the Cuban; a less filling ham and cheese option is just as solid. Our fave: a beer-braised brisket sammie with pickled jalapenos. Be like Elvis and end with a sticky-goopy sandwich of bourbon caramelized bananas and peanut butter. Closed Sundays. 182 W. State Road 434, Longwood, 407-790-7020; $$

muddy Waters

Cajun and Crescent City eats come to South Eola thanks to Bernard Caramouche and Larry Sinibaldi of Two Chefs fame. From the gumbo to the smoked trout beignets, the food here is nomworthy of NOLA. Po’boys are fashioned from bread shipped in from Gambino’s in Metairie (get ’em with a side of chicken and sausage jambalaya); the shrimp and grits are

Those with a sense of the adventurous will dive headlong into the seafoodheavy options at this West Colonial Chinese restaurant. There are live critters like crystal crab, lobster, baby pomfret, striped bass, eel and more for the taking (and you should def take the crystal crab and have it prepared in garlic sauce), as well as plenty of Hong Kong-style fare. Baby eggplant in a spicy garlic sauce is absolutely luxuriant. The menu is vast, but if you’re in a group, consider sharing a pricey portion of geoduck sashimi. Open daily. 5210 W. Colonial Drive, 407-270-8810; $$$

mesa21

There’s better straight-up Mexican food to be had in this city, though Mesa21’s lakeside view and patio seating is unparalleled. No dishes are particularly noteworthy; most items fall in the “meh” category. A full cocktail bar – and that view – draws the happy hour crowd in. Open daily. 1414 N. Orange Ave., 407-930-8000; $$$ n

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more Q Than a: Planes, Trains and Automobiles

Cult Classics: Real Genius Val Kilmer stars as a rebellious young prodigy developing a laser for the government. Tuesday, 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407629-0054; enzian.org.

inspiration). Even better is Jonathan Pryce as Dickens’ father. The relationship between the elder and younger Dickens was a complicated one, and it provides the film’s dramatic highlight. And Justin The Man Who Invented Christmas provides a fresh Edwards (as Dickens’ business manager perspective on a holiday favorite and the Ghost of Christmas Present) and Donna Marie Sludds (as Dickens’ By Ca meron m ei er housemaid and the Ghost of Christmas od made the heavens and the a charming, family-friendly tale of how Past) are solid additions. If you expect to learn a lot about earth in six days, but he didn’t Dickens produced that hit. The movie works largely because of the Christmas, you might be disappointed. create Christmas. That was left to Charles Dickens, who accomplished performance of Dan Stevens, who is just We do get references to how ignored the the task in just six weeks by writing the plain likable as Dickens, unless you haven’t holiday was pre-Dickens, but we never get most beloved holiday classic of all time, A forgiven him for leaving Downton Abbey. a factual explanation of just how much A It takes him some time to find his footing, Christmas Carol enhanced the traditions. Christmas Carol. Of course, neither tale is true. But just as though, at least in the early going, when The screenplay instead delves into Dickens biblical stories make great yuletide tales, so he does more mugging than the Artful and posits (sometimes heavy-handedly) that he had a hidden Scrooge too does The Man Who Invented Christmas, Dodger and serves up a inside himself, one who the partly fictional tale of how Dickens heaping of holiday ham was often neglectful of turned Dec. 25 from just another holiday that would leave Oliver The Man who invenTed his family, haunted by into the tradition we know today and, in the Twist asking for less. chrisTMas his workhouse youth process, got his own literary mojo back by That early mediocrity opens Wednesday, Nov. 22 and insecure about his is due in part to the embracing his ho-ho-ho. talent. Directed by Bharat Nalluri (Miss script’s tonal failings, “I’m the stain upon Pettigrew Lives for a Day, MI-5), with but after about 30 your soul,” Scrooge tells a screenplay by Susan Coyne (based on minutes, both Stevens his creator, “and I will the 2008 book by Les Standiford), the and Nalluri have never, ever leave you.” movie introduces us to Dickens at a righted the ship. It’s this retelling of the original novella – What really sets the film apart from downturn in his young career. Though he was already known as “the Shakespeare the recent slate of abysmal holiday fare is with Dickens as the central character – that of the novel,” Barnaby Rudge and Martin its sweetness, good intentions and solid imbues the film with both darkness and Chuzzlewit had not lived up to his fans’ supporting performances. Everyone’s light, and a moral to boot. And though the (great) expectations. Even worse, Dickens favorite Kevin Spacey stand-in, Christopher real Dickens is often left in the shadows, was deeply in debt and expecting his fifth Plummer, is endearing as always, even enough magic emerges to boost the spirits child. He desperately needed a hit, and when tasked with portraying Scrooge of even the humbuggiest among us. this film mixes fact with fantasy to concoct (or, more precisely, Dickens’ imaginary feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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Holiday movies in the Park: The Nightmare Before Christmas Free screening of the Halloween vs. Christmas animated film. Wednesday, 7 pm; Walt Disney Amphitheater, Lake Eola Park, Rosalind Avenue and Washington Street; free; 407-246-2827. Howl’s Moving Castle A teen girl attempts to lift a curse that has turned her into a 90-year-old woman. Sunday, 12:55 pm, Monday, 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com. Lady Bird Greta Gerwig’s directorial debut is a coming-of-age story starring Saoirse Ronan. Opens Friday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. more Q Than a: Planes, Trains and Automobiles Two strangers, played by Steve Martin and John Candy, become unwilling travel companions as they try to get home for Thanksgiving. Wednesday, 7 pm; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; $5-$7; avalongallery.org. national novel Writing month Film Festival: Bright Star Biographical film about the relationship between writer John Keats and Fanny Brawn. Monday, 11 am; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Peanut Butter matinee: Porco Rosso In this entrancing tale by renowned Japanese animator Hayao Miyazaki, World War I flying ace Marco Pagott mysteriously turns from a man into a pig after all his comrades die in battle. Sunday, noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; free-$8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. The rich Weirdoes Present: The Rocky Horror Picture Show Screening of the cult classic with a shadow cast, props and callbacks. Friday-Saturday, 11:15 pm; AMC CityWalk, 6000 Universal Blvd.; $11; richweirdoes.com. NOV. 22-28, 2017

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THiS WeeK: Coco You have to hand it to Disney. They apparently weren’t too concerned that their latest Pixar animated feature has strong thematic and aesthetic similarities to 2014’s The Book of Life. Heck, they even tried to trademark the name “Dia de Muertos,” just to really preserve themselves some market share. The people of Mexico, predictably, were not amused. So what narrative chess pieces are left to Coco other than the ones Disney was unable to grab off the board? Well, there’s a story about a 12-year-old Mexican boy whose yen to become a famous musician takes him into a shadowy netherworld between the living and the dead. (Tell me about it, kid: File sharing has hurt everybody.) And there’s a voice cast of genuine Hispanic types, including Benjamin Bratt, Gael Garcia Bernal and Edward James Olmos … which leads to my favorite credit line of the season, “Cheech Marin as a corrections officer.” Reaction has been strong in Mexico, where the film has been out since October and has already become the second-highest grossing picture in the country’s history. Initial reviews have been likewise positive, identifying the film as a genuine weeper: The Wrap says it affords a great opportunity to help your kids understand the concept of death. (Or you could you show them Madagascar and try to explain to them who David Schwimmer was.) The film is preceded by Olaf’s Frozen Adventure, a 21-minute short that follows the beloved snowman character’s attempt to inaugurate a fresh new holiday tradition. Initially intended for TV, the short was ultimately paired instead with Coco in a bid for crosscultural edification. South of the border, this experiment was met with the traditional Mexican greeting “What the hell is this shit?” from audiences that didn’t want to wait 21 minutes to get on with the movie they had paid to see.

Olaf’s Frozen Adventure was pulled from theaters, and exhibitors made a public apology. Your mileage may vary, amigo. (PG) Last Flag Flying Lovers of ’70s cinema may feel as if this is old home week when they learn the backstory of Last Flag Flying, in which three old Marine buddies reunite to help one of them bury his son. The movie is based on the book of the same name, which was author Darryl Ponicsan’s sequel to his novel The Last Detail – the source for Hal Ashby’s acclaimed 1973 feature. So why is the new film only described as an “unofficial sequel” to the first one? Dunno. It might have something to do with the three main characters now all having different names, leaving us to do the math and figure out that Jack Nicholson is Bryan Cranston, Randy Quaid is Steve Carell and Otis Young is Laurence Fishburne. Unless one of those stories drops about Nicholson in a day or two like everybody is expecting, and we can just pretend Cranston used to be Michael Moriarty. (R) Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri Rape and murder: They’re just comic gold. At least they are when you’re Martin McDonagh, the bravura sicko playwright and filmmaker behind In Bruges and Seven Psychopaths (not to forget the Oscar-winning short Six Shooter, in which a deceased infant was compared repeatedly to the lead singer of Bronski Beat). In McDonagh’s latest, Frances McDormand plays a bereaved mother who tries to intimidate local law enforcement into finally solving the killing of her young daughter. The New Yorker’s lovably effete Anthony Lane calls the role McDormand’s best since Fargo and Sam Rockwell’s supporting turn as a racist cop his best performance since Moon. But he refrains from saying how co-star Peter Dinklage compares to the racist dwarf in In Bruges. Me, I’m not afraid to thank the little people. (R) orlandoweekly.com

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wizard of aaHz Local lord of the dance Kimball Collins is serious about throwing a party By Matthew Moyer

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he last thing on DJ and Orlando dance music linch- pull from tracks we didn’t play the year before and so on so pin Kimball Collins’ mind back during the fabled that our sets don’t become stale or predictable.” These Are the Breaks 2 pulls from the many different Orlando Summer of Love in the early 1990s was that he would someday be responsible for preserving the legacy eras and incarnations of AAHZ (Pure NRG, World War III, of Florida Breaks. Fast-forward to 2017 and he is doing just Egypt): The lineup includes Dominic B of the U.K.’s break crew Stanton Warriors, the legendthat, but in the form of gigantic parties. ary DJ Icey, local favorite Baby Anne It’s an extremely rare event that can theSe are the BreaKS 2 coming out of retirement for one night mix a local history lesson with nonstop 8:30 p.m. Wednesday, nov. 22 only, and Miami’s Scratch-D, along ecstatic dancing, but AAHZ nights are The Beacham, 46 n. orange Ave. with Collins and his longtime collabojust that. For “These Are the Breaks 407-648-8363 rator Cannalte. 2” tonight, Collins booked performthebeacham.com Collins explains that this is a party ers just like a DJ digs into his record $15-$50 with a purpose, a celebration of an era crates, mixing deep cuts with floor-filling when Orlando was ground zero for a anthems. new type of dance music, and a survey When asked about putting his set together for tonight, Collins breaks it down thusly, in a of how that music has changed over the years: “Florida, and way that could also be describing tonight’s lineup: “Dave Central Florida in particular, gravitated heavily to all types [Cannalte] and I try to create a balance of vibes from the of genres that relied on a type of break-beat from electro, varied genres of music we have played during the original techno, freestyle, Miami bass to straight-up U.K. rave AAHZ era. We stay true to the classics and try not to play breaks. Those influences went on to develop what would the same big anthems at every event, [and] instead try to soon become the signature ‘Florida break-beat sound.’

That explains [Orlando audiences’] love of breaks and why we are happy to do another … event celebrating this style.” Reflecting back on his early run, Collins says, “In the original early days of AAHZ ’89-’93, I knew it was a truly unique and special chemistry that was happening there and then and on a nightly basis. The music, the people and their love of sharing something new and exciting would put an indelible mark on their lives from there onward.” The AAHZ crew has a built-in audience that is both sizable and hardest of the hard-core, as Collins notes: “AAHZ fans are without a doubt some of the most loyal and dedicated supporters of our events; we get a regular amount of those who travel from out of state each year from all over the States and even from around the world.” In addition to the diehards, attendees are now treated to the surreal sight of OG attendees bringing their grown children in to experience the night, amongst other new faces eager to hear new old sounds. AAHZ shows are total immersion experiences, with expansive production and a phalanx of DJs who know their shit, and it’s all very much down to the careful curation of Kimball Collins. Of course, he’ll be too busy spinning records to acknowledge any of that. Shake it all out on the dancefloor, pre-Thanksgiving. Learn a little something about the electronic music legacy of the City Beautiful, and tomorrow just pretend you’re tired from all of that tryptophan.

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I don’t know about you but Thanksgiving this year comes at a time when it seems like there’s little to be thankful about. From the grapes of wrath growing around, it’s pretty obvious a whole lot of us are feeling that. But we’re wrong. Because there’s you, and there’s me, and here in this community we’ve got each other. We’ve learned a lot in the last year or so about who we are. It was painful, still is, truly a trial by fire. But it turns out we’ve become something to be proud of. While the world around burns in an inferno of nihilism, of ourselves we can be certain. We’ve proven it. So take a break of solace at that for a moment and then live to fight the big fight the day after. Thanks for you, Orlando. Next week, TLU will be on pause. But the rock don’t stop because it’ll be our big annual local music issue. Prepare.

SON VOLT AND DUQUETTE JOHNSTON, THE SOCIAL, NOV. 15

For a Kilimanjaro of reasons – heritage, quality, historical significance, a seeming chronic allergy to Orlando, etc. – Son Volt has been looming large on the calendar even among the usually bountiful offerings of the autumn concert season. The Jay Farrar vehicle, of course, is the lesserknown tine of the fork in the road that was Uncle Tupelo, the most seminal altcountry act of the modern era. Farrar’s path may be the far overshadowed one, but there’s a traditional purity about Son Volt that could never be claimed of the wander and bloat of Wilco. Since

Son Volt today are effortless perfection, a live unit that’s in the kind of top form that doesn’t even need to break a sweat to beam brilliance.

their inception over 20 years ago, Son Volt’s music has essentially been die-cast and preserved in gorgeous amber, staying true to its roots all along. It’s a living snapshot of the alt-country golden era of the ’90s, one that endures as if the 21st century never happened. Regardless of what that says about progress, it is an undeniably beautiful place to be, one much closer to the original and definitive Uncle Tupelo aesthetic. In concert – at last for us and after all these years for them – Son Volt were flawless, masters of their craft and domain. They played live with an assertiveness and brawn that wasn’t always there, even in their recordings. It’s a gutsy footing well-suited for the new swamp-thick blues currents of this year’s album, Notes of Blue. Regarding their latest, I think it’s quite good. But given the size of Farrar’s legend, hardly anyone will argue that it’s primeera Son Volt. Whatever diehards will feel about the blues edge in it (spoiler: It’s legit), the album is a distinctly muscular outing. That’s noteworthy for a band more than two decades into their career, and a

great omen for their longevity. On stage, Son Volt today are effortless perfection, a live unit that’s in the kind of top form that doesn’t even need to break a sweat to beam brilliance. They’re true believers who are executing like a dream right now. After watching them, you’ll never mistake the scrap of young try-hards for charm again. And though it may have been an eternity, they made it a performance worth the wait, coming out one last time, even after playing an encore, just to rip a tight cover of the Velvet Underground classic “What Goes On” before riding off into the ether of history again. Speaking of history, Alabama opener Duquette Johnston, despite little name recognition, has a fairly notable one. He was an original member of Verbena, a Southern grunge band of some accomplishment and acclaim in the late ’90s. Through that group, he’s linked to another current name – Fat Possum artist A.A. Bondy – who was Verbena’s frontman. Like Bondy’s solo work, Johnston’s own music is decidedly roots-hearted. Live, his songs were rendered with an effective arrangement of two very atmospheric and detailed guitarists, he with his hollow body and his accompanist playing lead and pedal guitar. It’s a setup that allowed his distinctive rawness to shine while granting adequate sonorousness for his moody but expansive music. Their interplay stretches Johnston’s gruff, curious soul across long, lonely hills, making the songs occupy and cling like beautiful ghosts. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Opera Wars MUSIC

opera Del Sol founder Nicole Dupré is on a mission. “If we want people to fall in love with this art form, we’ve got to shake it up,” she told Orlando Weekly recently, and the group’s first local show seems solidly aimed to do just that. Opera Wars presents some of the best-known operatic arias (“Ride of the valkyries,” “Nessun Dorma”) in the setting of an intergalactic cruise, complete with sexy singing space crew and a “pre-launch experience” consisting of a dinner-and-mingle before the show. Food is by Farm & Haus; the script includes references to Star Wars, Star Trek and Firefly; costumes and makeup are a little bit Bowie, a little bit burlesque. Beam us up. – Jessica Bryce Young 7 p.m. Friday, 1 p.m. and 7 p.m. Saturday | The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive | operadelsol.ticketleap.com | $35-$60

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Miracle on Orange Opening Party eVenTS

Booze is as endemic to the holidays as candy canes and gelt, and this year, one of downtown’s top craft cocktail bars is going all-in on a holiday revamp sure to put some wassail on your chest. The Courtesy Bar has been selected as one of 56 bars across the country to participate in Miracle, a program that turns high-minded cocktail bars into winter wonderlands covered in nostalgic holiday decor and featuring special holiday cocktails for an entire month. Miracle on orange – the name of the Courtesy’s branch – serves up special drinks like a Snowball old Fashioned or How the Gimlet Stole Christmas. (Spoiler alert: He used gin.) Ten percent of sales through Dec. 24 benefit Action Against Hunger, so save your change and spend it here instead of tossing it in the Salvation Army’s red hate-bucket outside of Publix. – Thaddeus McCollum 8 p.m. | through Dec. 24 | The Courtesy Bar, 114 N. orange Ave. | 407-450- 2041 | thecourtesybar.com | various menu prices

up with the heady, opiated sonic heartbreak that is the Free 6lack album, even opening for the Weeknd. Finally, with all of his dreams within his grasp, 6lack abruptly pulled the plug on his musical career in early November with a simple Twitter post postponing all future live engagements to spend more time with his young daughter. So the remaining Florida shows on the “Free 6lack” tour are the last chance for a good bit to experience his seductive, ethereal, late-night take on R&B. Don’t sleep (but you may dream). – Matthew Moyer with Sabrina Claudio | 7 p.m. | The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave. | plazaliveorlando.org | $27.50-$102.50

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Friday, Nov. 24

Umoja MUSIC

Every Afrobeat band is essentially a Fela Kuti cover band, doing its part to keep the fire of Kuti’s perpetual groove stoked and ready for future generations to discover. How fitting, then, that orlando’s most charismatic musical showman, Eugene Snowden, got his start locally as the frontman of Umoja, an Afrobeat collective active from 1994 to 2002. The band takes its name from the Swahili word for “unity,” a principle reflected in the ability of a 10- to 20-piece band to lock into a groove and build something bigger than the sum of its parts. Let’s face it: You won’t find anything else that encapsulates the spirit of the season nearly as well on Black Friday. – TM 9 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $10

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6lack MUSIC

We know that we consistently urge you not to miss this event or that event, but if you are at all intrigued by the post-millennium tension woven into song by 6lack, you’d better not miss this one-night stand at the Plaza Live. After rising through the ranks of battle rappers in Atlanta, living out of a backpack and hustling studio time whenever he could, 6lack prevailed with platinum single “PRBLMS” in 2016 and followed that

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Tough week, right? You just faced down the extended family gauntlet, explaining and justifying the myriad of (probably bad) life choices you made. Sure would be nice for a quick blast of supercharged adrenaline from your (or somebody else’s) youth to kinda remind you why you fucked it all up in the first place. oh happy day! Pioneering Cali hardcore band Battalion of Saints are storming into Bombshell’s Tavern (!!) ready for a good ol’ metalheads vs. punx showdown. We kid, but BoS circa 2017 is still a ferocious live presence, with perennial frontman George Anthony leading the charge. Their debut album, The Second Coming, still holds up with the best of first-wave hardcore, and you’re sure to hear a good portion of it. Fair warning. – MM with Nobodys, the Cryptics | 7 p.m. | Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive | 407-730-3999 | bombshellstavern.org | $13-$15

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wednesday, nov. 22-Tuesday, nov. 28 CoMpIled By Thaddeus MCColluM

MusIC wednesday, nov. 22 Aahz Presents: These Are the Breaks 2 8:30 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. orange Ave.; $15-$50; 407-648-8363. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ red i 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733. roland Loud, Moloko Plus 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5. Toño rosario, Luis Enrique 9 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $35.50-$50.50; 407-351-5483.

Thursday, nov. 23 Kaleigh Baker 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. The Mellow relics 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. [MUSiC] Alter Bridge Friday at House of Blues

raleigh Estes and Friends 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980. ritual 10 pm; vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; free. Thursday Jazz Jams 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

FrIday, nov. 24 21 Savage 8 pm; venue 578, 578 N. orange Ave.; $42.50-$150.00; 866-459-9233.

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outer space and featuring well known selections from famous operas. The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $35-$60; 407-704-6261; abbeyorlando.com.

run raquel 9 pm; Sanford Brewing Company, 400 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free.

Uberbahn (Black Friday Edition) 10 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

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Umoja (reunion) 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10.

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Alter Bridge, All That remains, Sons of Texas Classic Albums Live: The Beatles’ Sgt. Pepper’s 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Lonely Hearts Club Band 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, Buena vista; $32.50-$72.75; 407-934-2583. 6050 Universal Blvd.; $16-$31; 407-351-5483. Friday Fete With Damage Band fourth Friday of every month, 9 pm-2 am; Singh’s Roti Shop, 5244 old Winter Garden Road; $10; 407-670-8824. Late Night Swim 11:59 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $3; 407-999-2570. Nirvanna, Leaving Haven, Sonar 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. orange Ave.; $10-$12; 407-246-1419. Opera Wars 7 pm; opera mashup set in 44

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Michael ray, Devin Dawson 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena vista; $15; 407-934-2583. Morrissey: Low in High School Listening Party 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Opera Wars 1 & 7 pm; opera mashup set in outer space. The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $35-$60; 407-704-6261; abbeyorlando.com. Protohype 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $10-$20; 407-504-7699.

Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Handel’s Messiah 3 pm; the Messiah Choral Society’s 45th annual free performance of Handel’s work. Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St.; free; 407-246-4262; drphillipscenter.org. Jon Snodgrass, Cory Branan 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12. Ne Obliviscaris, Allegaeon, Varanger, Withering Earth, Spawn of 13 7 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $15-$18; 407-673-2712. Yung Simmie, Kid Trunks 6 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15; 407-999-2570.

Monday, nov. 27 6lack, Sabrina Claudio 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $27.50-$102.50; 407-228-1220.


Number of the Feast 3 number of the Feast 3 The third iteration of the annual Number of the Feast Thanksgiving afterparty promises $2 PBR tallboys and $3 Wild Turkey nibblers. But more importantly, it’s one of the few times you’ll find an ostensibly holiday-related party with a soundtrack that avoids the usual holiday clichés. Mingle on the patio to the sounds of classic and contemporary metal, and raise your glass every time you hear a shout-out to Satan. Soon it’s going to be all Santa, all the time. (Don’t worry; we still love you, Satan.) 9 p.m. Thursday; Dirty Laundry, 1030 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org

gobble gobble party Southern Nights hosts a Thanksgiving night party that invites you to “come get stuffed.” Take that as you will, but we’re assuming they meant “stuffed with booze.” How else to explain the ridiculous all-you-can-drink specials, ranging from $10$25, depending on how fancy you like your liquor. Stop by the theater for two drag shows hosted by Mr. Ms. Adrien and, please, take a Lyft home if you need to. 9 p.m. Thursday; Southern Nights, 375 S. Bumby Ave.; free; facebook.com/southernnightsorlando Blacklist Friday: The Musical Whether you spend Black Friday fighting soccer moms for a Teddy Ruxpin or just clicking your way through Amazon, you can celebrate the end of the “biggest shopping day of the year” by heading to St. Matthew’s Tavern for a comedy musical burlesque show from Blacklist Babes Cabaret. This particular show features live music and burlesque routines featuring songs from popular musicals like The Nightmare Before Christmas and Little Shop of Horrors. And if you’re still hunting for bargains, check with the bar for drink specials all night. 9 p.m. Friday; St, Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; $5; facebook.com/blacklistbabescabaret Taste of sanford Seminole County’s hippest town showcases its culinary scene this week at the Sanford Civic Center. More than 15 different restaurants provide samples of their best bites, along with craft beer, cider, wine and cocktails. Stick around for the raffle, or kick back and enjoy some jazz from Macalus Quartet. 5:30 pm Monday; Sanford Civic Center, 401 E. Seminole Blvd., Sanford; $25; sanfordchamber.com

John Moreland Feb. 13 at the Social PHoTo BY JoEY KNEISER

The Drums, Nov. 30 at the Social Bear Grillz, Nov. 30 at the Beacham Poptone, Dec. 1 at the Beacham Wynton Marsalis, Dec. 3 at the Dr. Phillips Center Cut Copy, Dec. 5 at the Plaza Live JD McPherson, Dec. 11 at the Social Giraffage, Dec. 13 at the Social Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Dec. 16 at Amway Center Bill Burr, Dec. 16 at Bob Carr Theater Katy Perry, Dec. 17 at Amway Center

reverend Horton Heat, Dec. 22 at House of Blues

Miranda Lambert, Jan. 19, 2018, at Amway Center

Trevor Noah, Jan. 27, 2018, at Bob Carr Theater

Kevin Hart, Dec. 31 at CFE Arena

Jackson Browne, Jan. 23, 2018, at the Dr. Phillips Center

Lana Del rey, Feb. 2, 2018, at Amway Center

The Killers, Jan. 24, 2018, at Hard Rock Live

Adam Ant, Feb. 3, 2018, at the Beacham

Henry rollins, Jan. 4, 2018, at the Plaza Live Say Anything, Jan. 9-10, 2018, at the Beacham Shakira, Jan. 9, 2018, at Amway Center The Zombies, Jan. 10, 2018, at the Plaza Live The Moody Blues, Jan. 12, 2018, at CFE Arena Book of Love, Jan. 14, 2018, at the Social

They Might Be Giants, Jan. 25, 2018, at the Beacham riverdance, Jan. 26-28, 2018, at the Dr. Phillips Center Black rebel Motorcycle Club, Jan. 26, 2018, at the Beacham World/inferno Friendship Society, Jan. 27, 2018, at the Social

rufus Wainwright, Feb. 7-8, 2018, at the Dr. Phillips Center John Moreland, Feb. 13, 2018, at the Social Lights, Feb. 21, 2018, at the Beacham Alice Cooper, March 24, 2018, at Hard Rock Live OMD, April 12, 2018, at the Beacham Pink, April 24, 2018, at Amway Center

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21 Savage MusIC

Atlanta trap rapper 21 Savage is coming to orlando’s venue 578 with his “Numb the Pain” tour. His latest album, Without Warning, is the second collaboration between Savage and producer Metro Boomin’ and features rapper offset. Take the name seriously; 21 Savage’s music isn’t always for the faint of heart, boasting eerie sound bites from horror films and hypnotic, sleepy beats. Savagery aside, the tour is a blend of smooth, atmospheric instrumentals paired with the rapper’s mantric lyrics. Expect to hear “No Heart” from the first collaboration with Metro Boomin’ on last year’s Savage Mode. The concert will feature special guest Youngboy NBA, and, of course, what would the tour be without “Bank Account” and “Numb” from 21 Savage’s Issa Album? – Hind Berji with Youngboy NBA | 8 p.m. | venue 578, 578 N. orange Ave. | 407-872-0066 | venue578.com | $42.50-$150

Jazz Meets Motown 7-10 pm; Pacino’s Italian Ristorante, 5795 W. US Highway 192, Kissimmee; $10; 407-747-7223. Nicole Equerme 7:30 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $15. Open Mic Hip-Hop 9:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364. Open Mic Mondays 6:30 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475.

Tuesday, nov. 28 All Time Low 6 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena vista;

$28.50-$64.75; 407-934-2583. Battalion Of Saints, The Nobodys, The Cryptics 7 pm-midnight; Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive; $13-$15; 407-730-3999. Hallouween 4: Trendy Dog With Sunglasses, BLK DOG, JASON, Yogurt Smoothness 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; free-$2; 407-270-9104. Jazz Chamber Groups Concert Series 8 pm; Series of performances from the UCF Jazz Chamber Groups. University of Central Florida Rehearsal Hall, 4000 Central Florida Blvd.; free; 407-823-1500; ucf.edu. Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe Davinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943.

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THEWEEK TheaTer Annie The classic Broadway musical comes to life as little orphan Annie charms her way into the heart of New York millionaire oliver Warbucks. Saturday, 2 & 8 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $30-$34; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org.

Other Bar Open Mic with Ken Miller Comedy open mic with rotating hosts. Mondays, 8 pm; The other Bar, 18 Wall St.; free; 407-843-8595.

Blacklist Friday: The Musical Burlesque cabaret with live music, singing and showtunes. Friday, 9 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

Tommy Davidson Friday, 8 & 10:30 pm, Saturday, 7 & 9:45 pm; orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $20; 407-4805233; theimprovorlando.com.

Love Never Dies: The Phantom Returns Andrew Lloyd Webber’s sequel to the blockbuster Phantom of the Opera. Wednesday-Friday, 8 pm, Saturday, 2 & 8 pm, Sunday, 1 & 6:30 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $34.25-$154.25; 844-513-2014; drphillipscenter.org.

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Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night open mic comedy night hosted by Myke Herlihy. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886. Kojo Prince, Tarik Lewis Friday, 8 pm; Bonkerz – Harry Buffalo, 129 W. Church St.; $10; 407629-2665; bonkerzcomedyproductions.com. The Last Call Comedy Show: Jersey Wednesday, 9:30 pm; The Social, 54 N. orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1419; thesocial.org. Open Mic Comedy open mic comedy in the piano bar. Wednesdays, 8 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com. orlandoweekly.com

Artists of the Year A night showcasing the best in local dance for the past year. Wednesday, 8 pm; The venue, 511 virginia Drive; $10; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com.

Orphans Two brothers, Phillip and Treat, kidnap a mysteriously wealthy businessman who turns the table on the two brothers and in strange, hilarious and moving way, becomes their long lost father figure. Friday, 2 & 8 pm, Saturday, 8 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Theater on the Edge, 5542 Hansel Ave.; $26; 407-334-1843; theaterontheedge.org.

Drunken Monkey Open Mic Comedy open mic. Fridays, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-8934994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com.

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Corsets and Cuties: Amateur Contest and Holiday Kickoff Burlesque show. Saturday, 9 pm; The venue, 511 virginia Drive; $20-$25; 407-920-0156; thevenueorlando.com.

Black Friday Comedy Show Stand-up comedy. Friday, 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-963-5522; littlefish-hugepond.com.

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Shit Soup Wednesday, 9-11 pm; Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-7546.

National Theatre Live: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead Daniel Radcliffe, Joshua McGuire and David Haig star in Tom Stoppard’s brilliantly funny situation comedy, Saturday, 11 am; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. orlando Ave., Maitland; $20; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

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Open Mic Comedy With Craig Norberg Comedy open mic for aspiring comedians. Sundays, 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com.

arT Ancestral Voices Artists virginia Arakelian and Mpilar vargas create vibrant works that evoke their individual cultural ancestries. Through Nov. 30, 10 am-6 pm; orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Art Is Moving A moving art exhibit on SunRail, featuring Central Florida artists’ work on every window of the designated car. ongoing; various locations; $4; 407-398-2862; sunrail.com. Art Talk A monthly showcase of African tribal art and orlando’s local artists. Saturday, 2-8 pm; Three Masks, 1023 W. Colonial Drive; free; 407-426-7355. Baggage Claims This exhibition presents the work of an international group of 18 artists who explore the impact of the vast scale of commerce and immigration worldwide on contemporary life. Through Dec. 31; orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231. Biblia Sacra: Dalí and His Bible Unique exhibition of 105 images created by Salvador Dalí depicting his interpretations of verses and events from the Bible. Through Jan. 25, 2018; Baterby’s Art Gallery, 6848 Stapoint Court, Winter Park; $5-$50; 888-682-9995; baterbys.com. Captured in Paint: Central Florida in Art A collection of contemporary landscapes illustrating Central Florida. Tuesdays-Saturdays, 10 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Albin Polasek Museum and Sculpture Gardens, 633 osceola Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-647-6294; polasek.org.


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Holiday Events Beats the Turkey Bash A Friendsgiving party for the masses with DJ Beats. Wednesday, 5 pm; Shots, 69 E. Pine St; free; 407-374-2499; shotsbar.com. Christmas at Gaylord Palms Multiple holiday activities, including heartwarming visits with Santa, snow tubing and more. Through Jan. 7, 2018, 8 am-10 pm; Gaylord Palms Resort, 6000 W. osceola Parkway, Kissimmee; various prices; 407-586-2000; christmasatgaylordpalms.com. Christmas at the Leu House vintage Christmas decor. Through Jan. 3, 2018, 10 am-3:30 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave; $10; 407-246-2620; leugardens.org. Gobble Gobble Party Post-Thanksgiving party with infamous all-you-can-drink specials. Thursday, 9 pm; Southern Nights, 375 S. Bumby Ave; free; 407412-5039; southernnightsorl.com. ice! Christmas Around the World Holiday exhibit created from more than 70 tons of hand-carved ice. Through Jan. 7, 2018; Gaylord Palms Resort, 6000 W. osceola Parkway, Kissimmee; $28.99-$55.99; 407-586-2000.

THEWEEK ture arts and crafts or collectibles you no longer want to trade with other scavengers. Saturday, 8 pm; Gods & Monsters, 5421 International Drive; free; 407-270-6273; godmonsters.com. The Seniors First Turkey Trot 5K one of the oldest and largest fun runs in orlando. Thursday, 7-10 am; Lake Eola Park, Eola Drive, North Eola Drive and East Robinson Street; $30$38; 407-615-8979; turkeytrotorlando.com. Thanksgiving at Deadly Sins Familyfriendly free Thanksgiving dinner. Thursday, 3-5 pm; Deadly Sins Brewing, 750 Jackson Ave., Winter Park; free; 407900-8726; deadlysinsbrewing.com. Thanksgiving at Lil indies open for postfamily drinks. Thursday, 7 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave; free; willspub.org. Thanksgiving at the Palm A three-course prix fixe Thanksgiving dinner with multiple options. Thursday, 3-8 pm; The Palm, Hard Rock Hotel; $55; 407-503-7256; thepalm.com. Thanksgiving Celebration Thanksgiving buffet. Reservations required. Thursday, noon-5 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton orlando Airport, 5555 Hazeltine National Drive; $34.95; 407-856-0100; doubletree.hilton.com.

Light Up UCF Winter carnival with ice skating, pictures with Santa, rides, games, movies and more. Prices for activities vary. Through Dec. 31; CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd; free-$19.95; 407-823-6006.

Thanksgiving Eve at Howl at the Moon Celebrate the long holiday weekend with some live music, dancing and drinks. Wednesday, 7 pm; Howl at the Moon Saloon, 8815 International Drive; free-$10; 407-354-5999; howlatthemoon.com.

Mickey’s Very Merry Christmas Party Special lights on the Cinderella Castle, a special parade, free cookies and hot cocoa. Through Dec. 22; Magic Kingdom, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321; disneyworld.disney.go.com.

Thanksgiving Feast A festive Southernstyle spread featuring smoked prime rib and turkey carved to order. Thursday, noon-9 pm; Highball and Harvest, Ritz-Carlton orlando Grande Lakes, 4012 Central Florida Parkway; $45-$110; 407-393-4648; ritzcarlton.com.

Miracle on Orange A holiday-themed craft cocktail bar that only a few bars around the world are invited to participate in. Friday, 7 pm, through Dec. 24; The Courtesy Bar, 114 N. orange Ave; free.

Thanksgiving Three Ways From the classics to a beer-inspired menu and even an in-room option, the property rounds out its offerings with kidfriendly games. Thursday, noon; Hilton orlando, 6001 Destination Parkway; various menu prices; 407-313-4300; thehiltonorlando.com.

Number of the Feast 3 Annual Thanksgiving night metal party. Thursday, 9 pm; Will’s Dirty Laundry, 1036 N. Mills Ave; free. Orlando Philharmonic: Home for the Holidays Ring in the holidays with family and friends and join in the popular audience sing-along. Saturday, 2 & 8 pm; Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St; $23$85; 407-246-4262; orlandophil.org. Scavenger Trading Party Prepare for the impending holidays by bringing in your pop-cul-

Unhinged Holiday Market original artists, vintage and handmade furniture, garden decor, clothing, jewelry and more. Saturday, 9 am; Adjectives Market Altamonte, 1200 E. Altamonte Drive, Altamonte Springs; free; adjstyle.com. Winter in the Park Enjoy ice skating in the middle of Winter Park. Through Jan. 7, 2018; Central Park’s West Meadow, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; $12; cityofwinterpark.org.

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THEWEEK Celebrating 75 Years: Pathways of American Art Commemorative exhibition celebrating 75 years of the Morse Museum. ongoing; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 407-645-5311; morsemuseum.org. Cloth as Community: Hmong Textiles in America This exhibit features 28 textiles – flower cloths and embroidered story cloths – created by those in the Hmong community. Tuesdays-Saturdays.; Ruth Funk Center for Textile Arts, 150 W. University Blvd., Melbourne; free; 321-674-8313; textiles.fit.edu. Dan Biferie: The Art of Learning Photography representing objects and qualities which are perceived and experienced. Through Jan. 14, 2018; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org. Downtown Salon Show A unique opportunity to discover new artists and revisit previously exhibited works. Through Jan. 27, 2018; Snap Downtown, 420 E. Church St.; free; 407-286-2185; snaporlando.com. The Lake: A Documentary Exploring the Land and People of Lake Apopka This newest collaboration between Crealdé School of Art and the Winter Garden Heritage Foundation offers a contemporary and historic window into the culture and landscape of Central Florida’s Lake Apopka. Through Jan. 13, 2018; Crealdé School of Art, 600 St. Andrews Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-671-1886; crealde.org. Limited Edition Collaborative show with Flying Horse Editions. Through Dec. 31; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; snaporlando.com. The Lines That Join Us A collection of portraits by photographer Carrie Moran that tell the stories of people who have chosen to get tattoos in response to the Pulse tragedy. Through Nov. 30, 10 am-6 pm; orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Local Art Night Local artists showcase and sell their works while performers entertain. Thursday, 8-11 pm; DRIP, 8747 International Drive; $5; 347-855-3747. Oded Halahmy: Babylonian Odyssey Halahmy’s lyrical abstract sculptures reference his native landscape and reflect the hieratic qualities of Mesopotamian sculpture. The works dance, while making reference to palm trees, gates, pomegranates and the moon. Through Dec. 31; orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231.

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Patrick Boyd: Man With a Holo Camera Collection of holographs by award-winning photographer Patrick Boyd. Through Jan. 14, 2018; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org. Quiet Revolution: A Survey of the Art of Theo Wujcik In this survey, one can sense the artist’s shift in sensibility. The analytical and the formal are rejected and strange new kinds of historicism, primitivism and expressionism are embraced. Through Jan. 7, 2018; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-734-4371. Selected Fine Art Faculty Alumni Anniversary Exhibition Through Dec. 21; Anita S. Wooten Gallery, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; free; 407-582-2298; valenciacollege.edu. Selections From the Permanent Collection: Paintings, Drawings, Graphics & Sculpture Some of the more recent donations to the museum’s permanent collection. Through Jan. 7, 2018; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-734-4371. Space Oddities: Bowie Sottsass Memphis The most comprehensive exhibition of work by the Italian design group Memphis ever shown in a museum, including several pieces from David Bowie’s personal collection. ongoing; Modernism Museum Mount Dora, 145 E. Fourth Ave., Mount Dora; $8; 352-385-0034; modernismmuseum.org. Steady Observation: The Intersection of Scientific Inquiry, Art and Life Exhibit on loan from Cornell Fine Arts Museum featuring works that form deep connections with the environment, and the structures and systems that affect the natural world. Through Jan. 7, 2018; orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $20.95; 407-514-2000; osc.org. Strange Grls: A Psych Cat Exhibition Multimedia group show. Through Dec. 16; Gallery Eola, 818 E. Washington St.; free; galleryeola.com. Time & Thought American art from the collection of the Cornell Fine Arts Museum. Through Jan. 7, 2018; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com. Time as Landscape: Inquiries of Art and Science Group show featuring art inspired by the union of art and science. Through Dec. 31; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu. Unladylike Art by Megan Steward and Kelly Berry. Through Dec. 10; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org.


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THEWEEK Virtual Views: Digital Art From the Thoma Foundation Explores the growing importance of electronic media in contemporary art as seen in the work of artists who are pioneers in the use of LEDs, LCDs and computer-generated imagery. Through Dec. 31; orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231.

evenTs Central Florida international Auto Show More than 350 new cars, trucks, crossovers, SUvs and more on display. Thursday, noon-9 pm, Friday-Saturday, 10 am-9 pm, Sunday, 10 am-6 pm; orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; $10; 407685-9800; autoshoworlando.com. Farmers & Artisans Market The highest quality locally crafted and locally grown products in historic Downtown Longwood. Saturdays, 9 am-1 pm; Historic Downtown Longwood, West SR 434 and South County Road 427, Longwood; free; 321-222-7224; longwoodfl.org. OrlandoCon Three-day science fiction, media and gaming convention. Friday-

Sunday; Hilton orlando Lake Buena vista, 1751 Hotel Plaza Blvd., Lake Buena vista; $20-$60; 407-827-4000; orlandocon.com. record Store Day Black Friday Limited edition releases and reprints hit the shelves at your favorite local record stores for this mini-Record Store Day event. Friday; multiple locations; various prices; recordstoreday.com. Sanford After Dark Monthly street market with music, art, vendors, food and drink and more. Saturday, 8 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

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Drink and Think: Philosophy and Discussion (and Booze) open discussion regarding relationships of power. Tuesday, 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org.

Central Florida Mah Jongg Experienced American Mah Jongg players meet weekly using the National Mah Jongg 2015 card and rules. Wednesdays, 12:30-4 pm; MetroWest Country Club, 2100 S. Hiawassee Road; free; 561-704-9302.

lITerary Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-3621864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

Falcon run Club Biweekly runners club with discounted beer afterwards. Monday, 6:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Small Business Saturday in the Milk District Pop-up market block party featuring a ton of local vendors, bars and restaurants. Saturday, noon-6 pm; Etoile Boutique, 2436 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-895-6363; etoileboutique.com.

Doris Leeper: Legacy of a Visionary reading and Book Signing Reading from Patricia Appleton’s new book about the sculptor, painter and philanthropist. Tuesday, 5:30 pm; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-6462526; atlanticcenterforthearts.org.

Taste of Sanford Enjoy bites from more than 15 different restaurants, along with craft beer, cider, wine and specialty drinks. Monday, 5:30 pm; Sanford Civic Center, 401 E. Seminole Blvd., Sanford; $35-$45; 407-321-3828; sanfordchamber.com.

Wednesday Open Words Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 8:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com.

Yuki Hana Pop-Up Weekly Japanese fusion popup kitchen. Thursdays, 5 pm; The Brewstillery, 1288 N. orange Ave., Winter Park; various menu prices; 407-801-2714; wpdistilling.com.

Orlando Solar Bears vs. South Carolina Stingrays Ice hockey. Saturday, 7 pm, Sunday, 1:30 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; contact for price; 800-745-3000; amwaycenter.com.

Yoga at CityArts An hour of fluid, dynamic, lighthearted vinyasa flow surrounded by fine art. Saturday, noon; CityArts Factory, 29 S. orange Ave.; $15; 407-648-7060. n

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I was honored to appear with Esther Perel at the Orpheum Theater in Vancouver, British Columbia, a few weeks ago to discuss her new book, The State of Affairs: Rethinking Infidelity. Questions were submitted on cards before the show – some for me, some for Esther, some for both of us – and we got to as many as we could during the event. Here are some of the questions (mostly for me) that we didn’t get to. I’ve never slept with anyone. My current boyfriend has had sex with many, many partners. He knows I’m a virgin, but I’m worried. Any tips on how I can avoid performing like the amateur gay man that I am? Give yourself permission to be bad at it – awful at it, inept and halting and awkward. And remind yourself going in (and out and in and out) that whatever happens, this isn’t the last time you’ll ever have sex. Some people are good at sex right out of the gate, but most people need a little practice before they catch a groove. But nothing guarantees a bad first experience (or bad millionth experience) quite as effectively as faking it. Faking is always a bad idea – faking orgasms, faking interest, faking confidence – so don’t fake. Just be. How would you help a woman who has never experienced an orgasm? I would gift her a mild pot edible and a powerful vibrator. I’m a woman in my mid-30s. Sometimes I want to bang it out in 30 seconds but my husband wants 45 minutes. What do we do? Your husband has a nice solo stroke session for 44 and a half minutes, and then you climb on top or slide underneath for the last 30 seconds. Have you ever thought about moving to Vancouver? Frequently between Jan. 20, 2001, and Jan. 19, 2009, and constantly since Jan. 20, 2017. I’m a 34-year-old woman. My 40-year-old boyfriend used to date his sister-in-law. One time he said he thought it would be funny if I asked her who was better in bed: him or his brother. Is this weird or is it just a man thing? It could be both – a weird man thing – but seeing as your boyfriend asked only once, he’s clearly not obsessed. The question presumably made you uncomfortable (which is why you’re asking me about it), and here’s how you shut it down if he ever asks again: “I could ask her who’s better in bed

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or I could go fuck your brother myself and report back.” What do I do if my wife doesn’t want an open relationship and I do? We haven’t had sex in 11 years, but we are still in love and have two young children. I don’t understand monogamous but sexless marriages. Because if your relationship is monogamously sexless … wouldn’t that mean you don’t have sex only with each other? Setting that aside aside … Your wife probably and perhaps reasonably fears that opening up your marriage could result in you leaving her for some woman you’re fucking. But if you’re unwilling to go without sex for the rest of your life, you’re going to wind up leaving your wife in order to meet some woman you can fuck. So the thing she fears might happen if you open the relationship up is definitely going to happen if you don’t. I’m a 34-year-old gay man. I’ve never had a long-term relationship. Are long-term relationships even necessary nowadays? Long-term relationships are nice – I’m happy with mine – but not strictly necessary. The pressure to pair off can make LTRs feel not just necessary but compulsory, and the negative cultural messaging around being single and/or enjoying a series of successful short-term relationships (single people are losers, serial daters “just can’t commit” or are losers) certainly doesn’t help. How does someone in a straight-presenting, long-term relationship come out as being bisexual/pansexual? Someone opens a mouth – preferably their own – and says the words, “I’m bisexual/ pansexual.” My partner and I are in a super-fantastic LTR. Totally committed. But we do talk about reopening our relationship (it was open in the early years). My fear is losing control of myself and falling for someone else. How can I explore opening the relationship without detonating it? If you define “falling for someone else” as a bomb that has to destroy your super-fantastic LTR, and you inevitably catch feelings for someone you’re fucking, well, then you’ll have to either refrain from fucking other people or convince yourself that you can love more than one romantic partner at a time. Is there a way to compromise if one partner wants kids and the other does not?

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There’s no such thing as half a kid – at least a live one – so there’s no room for compromise here. Someone has to give or someone has to go. I’m in a relationship that involves BDSM and Japanese-style bondage. I often have marks left on my body: bruising, scratches, rope marks, etc. I am afraid my children and friends will notice. Any suggestions for how to explain this to people? I don’t want to wear long-sleeve shirts for the rest of my life.

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Wear long-sleeve shirts and lie to your kids – you’re taking a martial-arts class while they’re at school, you fell into a blackberry bramble – but tell your friends the truth, lest they think you’re in an abusive relationship. What’s the best-case scenario in the wake of an affair? “People often see an affair as a trauma from which there is no return. And indeed, some affairs deliver a fatal blow to a relationship,” Esther Perel writes in The State of Affairs. “But others may inspire change that was sorely needed. Betrayal cuts to the bone, but the wound can be healed. Affairs can even become generative for a couple.” So best-case scenario? Needed change and a regenerated connection. And since some relationships need to end, an affair that leads to a breakup can also be regarded as a best-case outcome. Back to Esther: “Because I believe that some good may come out of the crisis of infidelity, I have often been asked, ‘So would you recommend having an affair to a struggling couple?’ My response? A lot of people have positive, lifeaffirming experiences that come along with terminal illness. But I would no more recommend having an affair than I would recommend getting cancer.” The State of Affairs is required reading for all couples, not just couples struggling with the fallout from an affair. A relationship that should survive an affair is likelier to survive – and regenerate – if you’ve given the subject some thought before it’s a crisis. On the Lovecast, trans talk with Buck Angel: savagelovecast.com. mail@savagelove.net ITMFA.org

This pretty pup is 5 years old and was surrendered because her owner could no longer keep her. She is very friendly, and her previous owner says she does well with children. She is very loving and she can’t wait to find a home! Feisty does have heartworm disease, but her treatment is sponsored in full thanks to West Orange Veterinary Hospital. For the month of November, Orange County Animal Services is running the “Give Love, Get Love” adoption promotion. When adopters bring in a $10 toy donation, the adoption fee will be reduced to $10. Fees include sterilization, vaccinations and a microchip. Orange County Animal Services is located at 2769 Conroy Road in Orlando, Florida near the Mall at Millenia. The shelter is open 10 a.m. through 6 p.m. Monday through Saturday and from 1 p.m. to 5 p.m. Sunday. For more information, please call 407-836-3111 or visit ocnetpets.com.


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Marketplace Cash for cars and trucks Running or not Any Condition 352-771-6191. WANTED - All motorhomes, fifth wheels and travel trailers. Cars, vans and trucks any condition. Cash paid on the spot. Call 954-789-7530.

Legal, Public Notices In order to satisfy a contractual landlord’s lien, under the provisions of the Florida Self­Service Storage Space Act, public notice is hereby given that the following described property will be sold at public sale to the highest bidder for cash only. The sale will be held at the times and locations listed below: A-AAAKey Mini Storage 1001 S. Semoran Blvd. Orlando, FL 32807 NOVEMBER 30TH, 2017 @ 9:30am: David Espinosa Table, Toys, Misc Boxes and Totes, Cesar Gomez Peralta - Luggage, Furniture Multitude of Boxes and Totes, Vanessa Ortiz - Washer, Artwork and Table, Francisco J. Torres - Tables, Mattresses, Boxes and Comforters, Valentina Milian Deco Vase, Chairs, Mattress and Comforters, Jeff P. Bois - Boxes, Linens and Mattresses, Cristobal Flores - Sofa, Love Seat, Tables, Mattress, TV and Boxes, Jeniffer Diaz -Baby Things, Car Seat, Mattresses and Boxes, Valentina Milian - Large Budda Art, Toys, Boxes, Dresser, Restaurant Decorations, Joanne La Comb - Bedroom Set, Kid’s Shelving, Toys, Bags and Totes, Janay Sharp - Tables, Patio Furniture, Stroller and Microwave, Richard Pace - Kitchen Table, Bedroom Set, Chairs and Boxes, Pedro A. Collado - Bicycle, Dressers, Boxes and Totes, Cecilia Cardenales Mattress Set, Boxes and Totes, Pedro Santiago - Cabinets, Desk, Chairs and Doors, Waleska Reyes - Bedroom Set, Microwave and Totes, Carlos A. Cruz - Cora - WeedEater, Car Seat, Stroller, Boxes and Bags, Jose Flores - LP Albums, Holiday Decorations, Lamps, Boxes and Bags, Jose L. Velez - Melendez -Computer Desk, Kid’s Mini Bike, Bags and Boxes, Ralph R. Gundlach - CDs, Baseball Cards, Boxes and Bagsl Jonathan Meano - Patio Furniture, Dresser, Vacuum and Boxes,

Marcus Johnson - Table, Holiday Decorations, Boxes and Set of Tires, Teresa Whitfield - Clothes, Misc. Totes, Bags and Boxes, Roger Artica - Sofa, TV Stand, Mattress Set and Totes, Carlos E. Negron - Sofa, Mattress and Boxes, Wayne L. Hardy - Chairs, Table, Boxes and Chess Set A-AAAKey Mini Storage 5285 S. Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32839-2307 NOVEMBER 30th @ 11:30am Carrita Cooley - Car Seat, Stroller, Suitcase, Boxes, Bags and Tubs, Samuel Ayala Rivera - Car Seat, 2 Motorcycle Lifts, Bike Seat and Bags, Sheila Daniel - Queen Mattress Set, Boxes, Bags and Tubs, Ulric Scotland -Shop Vac, Dresser, Carpet Cleaner, Vacuum, Boxes and Bags, Brittney Crenshaw - Couch, Chair, Table, Boxes and Boxes, Ana M. Velez -Table Lamp, Wall Art, Luggage, Bags and Boxes, Ana M. Velez -Misc. Luggage, Vases, Bags and Boxes, Frank Encarnacion Ramos -2 Kid’s Bikes, Microwave, Stroller, Drum Set and Boxes, Elisa Staton-Luggage, Boxes, Bags and Tubs. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE EIGHTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA, JUVENILE DIVISION CASE NO. B16-0122- DP IN THE INTEREST OF: V.P., a female child DOB: 07/18/2007 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Jeffrey Phillips, 8827 Trevarthon Rd, Orlando, FL 32817, OR Jeffrey Phillips, 2050 Tatra Street, Oviedo, FL 32765, (407) 628-3722 WHEREAS, a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child; you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Kenneth R. Lester on December 12, 2017 at 8:30 8.m., at the Seminole County Juvenile Justice Center, at 190 Eslinger Way, Sanford, Florida 32773, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY and MANIFEST BEST INTEREST HEARING. You must appear on the date and times specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. “PURSUANT TO SECTIONS 39.802(4) (d) AND 63.082(6)(g), FLORIDA STATUTES, YOU ARE HEREBY INFORMED OF THE AVAILABILITY OF PRIVATE PLACEMENT WITH AN ADOPTION ENTITY, AS DEFINED IN SECTION 63.032(3), FLORIDA STATUTES.” Pleadings shall be copied to Rebekah S. Taylor, Senior Attorney for the Children’s Legal Services, 2921 S. Orlando Drive, Suite 150, Sanford,

Florida 32773. WITNESS my hand at the Clerk of said Court and the Seal, this 7th day of November, 2017. GRANT MALOY CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ (Court Seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE EIGHTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA, JUVENILE DIVISION CASE NO. B13-DP- 12 IN THE INTEREST OF: K.K, a male child DOB: 03/24/07 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS AND GUARDIANSHIP, STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Terrance Buchanon, ADDRESS UNKNOWN, WHEREAS, a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child; you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Kenneth R. Lester on December 14, 2017 at 8:30 a.m., at the Seminole County Juvenile Justice Center, at 190 Eslinger Way, Sanford, Florida 32773, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and times specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. The father is hereby advised, pursuant to §39.802(4) (d) and §63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032(3), Florida Statutes. As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the State further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information. The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion. Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at adoptflorida.com/ReunionRegistry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families, 1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 323990700. Pleadings shall be copied to Rebekah S. Taylor, Senior Attorney for the Children’s Legal Services, 2921 S. Orlando Drive, Suite 150, Sanford, Florida 32773 (407-3285656). WITNESS my hand at the Clerk of said Court and the Seal,

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this 8th day of November, 2017. GRANT MALOY CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ (Court Seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO. 2016-CA-7845-O, ASHINGTON PARK HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION, INC., Plaintiff, vs. ELY S. DIAZ, ELISA DIAZ, and ELVA DIAZ, Defendants. NOTICE OF ACTION TO: ELVA DIAZ 3524 Stonefield Drive, Orlando, Florida 32826 Current residence unknown, if living, and ALL OTHER UNKNOWN PARTIES, including if a named Defendant is deceased, the personal representatives, the surviving spouse, heirs, devisees, grantees, creditors, and all other parties claiming, by, through, under or against that Defendant, and all claimants persons or parties, natural or corporate, whose exact legal status is unknown, claiming under any of the above named or described Defendants. YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that an action to foreclose a lien on the following property located in Orange County, Florida: LOT 116, STONEMEADE, PHASE 5, ACCORDING TO THE PLAT THEREOF AS RECORDED IN PLAT BOOK 49, PAGES 62-64, OF THE PUBLIC RECORDS OF ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. Street address of: 3524 Stonefield Drive, Orlando, Florida 32826, has been filed against you and you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to

Peter Hagood, Esquire, Hagood & Garvey, LLC., Plaintiff’s attorney, at 451 Maitland Avenue, Altamonte Springs, Florida 32701, within 30 days of the first date of publication of this notice, and file the original with clerk of this court (425 North Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801) either before December 14, 2017 on Plaintiff’s attorney or immediately thereafter; otherwise a default will be entered against you for the relief demanded in the complaint or petition. Dated on November 3, 2017. Tiffany Moore Russell, Orange County Clerk of Court By: /s/ Mary Tinsley, Deputy Clerk, Civil Division, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Room 310, Orlando Florida, 32801. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 03 CASE NO.: DP16-591 IN THE INTEREST OF MINOR CHILD: B.B. DOB: 11/05/2015 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA To: Tabitha Walker, Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy Shea on January 16, 2018 at 9:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF

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PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 23rd day of October, 2017. This summon has been issued at the request of: Nancy A. Robak, Florida Bar No.: 88796, Senior Attorney for Florida Department of Children and Family. nancy. robak@myflfamilies.com CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT BY:/S/ DEPUTY CLERK (court seal).

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Legal, Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 3/Shea CASE NO.: 16-DP- 659 IN THE INTEREST OF: S.P. DOB: 09/10/2016, Minor Child. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING, STATE OF FLORIDA TO: ANTHONY BERNARD PARTON, Address Unknown. WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this Court regarding the above-referenced child, a copy of which is attached; you are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy Shea, at 9:30 a.m., on the 30th day of November, 2017, at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD (THESE CHILDREN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD (OR CHILDREN) NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. “Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6) (g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes.” WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 25th day of October, 2017. This summons has been issued at the request of: Kelley Galvin, Attorney for the State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, Florida 32801, (407) 317-7643 -Telephone, (407) 317-7126-Fax. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 07 CASE NO.:DP16-582 IN THE INTEREST OF: K.J-S. DOB: 10/13/2015, MINOR CHILD. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA TO: STEPHANIE LYNN-SHELTON, Address Unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child, a copy of which is attached, you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Daniel P. Dawson on January 8, 2018

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at 9:45 a.m., at Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 9th day of November, 2017. This summons has been issued at the request of: Jennifer L. Ware, Esquire, FBN: 109969, Attorney for the State of Florida, Children’s Legal Services, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, Florida 32801, (407) 317-7643-Telephone, (407) 317-7126-Fax jennifer.ware@ myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Rochelle Marrero, Deputy Clerk (Court Seal).

Notice is hereby given that Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at location indicated: 1751 Fortune Rd Kissimmee FL 34744, 407-414- 5303 on 12/13/17 @ 11:00 am: Jessica Espinosa 4035 Household goods, Zamaris Garcia 3013 Dining table 4 chairs, couch, Carlos Suarez Jr 5004 Dj equipment, Household, Boxes, Cristina Espinosa 4056A table, desk, 13 boxes, washer, dryer, Rafael Rodriguez 5037 Tools, Boxes, Misc, Emily Marrero 3093 Mattress, Boxes, Dresser, and Misc, Damien Turi 2108 Boxes, clothes, books, misc, Edgar Camacho 1048 Household goods. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE DECEMBER 26, 2017 at 8:00AM at My Towing Company 1800 N Forsyth Rd., Orlando FL 32807. Will sell the following vehicles to the highest bidder 2004 TOYOTA CAMRY VIN# 4T1BE32K54U288828 2002 CHEVY CAVALIER VIN# 1G1JF524227457475 Term of the sale are cash. My Towing Company reserves the right to accept or reject any and all bids. Vehicle sold as is, no warranty, no guarantee, no title.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 03 CASE NO.: DP16-186 IN THE INTEREST OF MINOR CHILD: K.B. DOB: 11/22/2014 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA To: Kendall Baptiste, Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy Shea on February 12, 2018 at 9:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 16th day of November, 2017. This summon has been issued at the request of: Nancy A. Robak, Florida Bar No.: 88796, Senior Attorney for Florida Department of Children and Family. nancy. robak@myflfamilies.com CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT BY:/S/ DEPUTY CLERK (court seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA PINE HILLS SERVICE CENTER 07/DAWSON CASE NO.: DP15-210 In the Interest of: R.J.C. DOB: 02/10/2014, Minor Child. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Alexus Bobbitt, Mother, Address unknown, Orlando, FL 32805 WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child, a copy of which is attached. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Daniel P. Dawson, on Monday, December 18, 2017, at 11:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE

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TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 23rd day of October, 2017. This summons has been issued at the request of: Audrea Beth Ashcraft, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 101358, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 882 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, Florida 32811, (407) 563-2380, audrea. ashcraft@myflfamilies.com, CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk. (Court Seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA PINE HILLS SERVICE CENTER 07/DAWSON CASE NO.: DP16-558 In the Interest of S.J.F. DOB: 12/07/2015, Minor Child. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Anthony Fox, 829 Park Manor Drive, Orlando, Florida 32825 WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child, a copy of which is attached. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Daniel P. Dawson, on , November 29, 2017, at 9:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 27th day of October, 2017. This summons has been issued at the request of: Audrea Beth Ashcraft, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 101358, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 882 S. Kirkman

Road, Suite 200, Orlando, Florida 32811, (407) 563-2380, audrea. ashcraft@myflfamilies.com, CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk. (Court Seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA PINE HILLS SERVICE CENTER 07/DAWSON CASE NO.: DP17-659 In the Interest of: J.D. – AKA: E.G.D. DOB: 10/05/2017, Minor Child. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Mother & Father Parents unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child, a copy of which is attached. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Daniel P. Dawson, on Friday, December 15, 2017, at 11:00 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 7th day of November, 2017. This summons has been issued at the request of: Kim Crag- Chaderton, Esquire Florida Bar No.: 0433871, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 882 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, Florida 32811, (407) 563-2380, Kim.crag-chaderton@ myflfamilies.com, CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk. (Court Seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA PINE HILLS SERVICE CENTER, 07/DAWSON CASE NO.: DP16-655 In the Interest of: K.J. DOB: 07/18/2001, K.J. DOB: 06/14/2002, Minor Children. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Melody Vergara, Unknown - Address, 949 N. Mallory, Apt.

#16-A, Hampton, Virginia 23663 WHEREAS the State of Florida, by and through the Department of Children and Families has filed a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath and has been filed in this court regarding the above named children. NOW, therefore, you are commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Daniel P. Dawson at 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 on January 9, 2018 at 9:30 a.m. for a Termination of Parental Rights Advisory Hearing. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 6th day of November, 2017. This summons has been issued at the request of: Kim Crag-Chaderton, Esquire Florida Bar No.: 0433871 Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 882 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, Florida 32811, (407) 563-2380, CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk. (Court Seal). NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Lake Mary Modern Dentistry, P.A., of 3779 Lake Emma Road, Lake Mary, FL 32746, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Lake Mary Modern Dentistry It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Lake Mary Modern Dentistry” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 11/13/17 Notice Is Hereby Given that Wal-Mart Stores East, LP, 702 SW 8th St., Bentonville, AR 72716, desiring to engage in business under the fictitious name of Walmart Market #6894, with its principal place of business in the State of Florida in the County of Seminole, intends to file an Application for Registration of Fictitious Name with the Florida Department of State.


NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Clermont-13650 Granville Ave-Clermont 12/13/17 2131 Rafael Santiago 1193Jacquetta Romain Uhaul Ctr Ocoee-11410 W. Colonial Drive -Ocoee 12/13/17 2809 Michael Curry 3219 Keesien Yu 3507-09 Dale Vied 3453 Art Meinke 3356 Truleia Fuller 1643 Alissa Doyle 2024 Antonio Campbell 1640-44 Anika Palmer 3312 Tapika Thomas 1307 Aisha Henderson 1532 Jordan Lawing 2525-29 Carlos Gomes 1707 Lori Tramble 3398 Carlos Gomes Uhaul Stg Haines City-3307 Hwy 17-92 W-Haines City 12/13/17 G0760 Masey Rodriguez Salva G0787 Matshwene Moshia G0715-03 Samuel DeLaRosa A0019 Justin Rushing A0056 Shannon Curtis H0906 Aljandro Tena G0771 George Gambino F0678 Michelle Cruz Lopez Uhaul Ctr Hunters Creek-13301 S. Orange Blossom TrailOrlando 12/13/17 1728 Antoinette Rodriguez 1005 Zurisadai Cintron 2305 Billie Brown 3038 Nelson Arias 1608 Maureen Lott 2045 Brunhilda Davila 1046 Carlos Elias 2070 Remy Jordan 3307 Heather Coratti 3205 Joel Santiago 1259 Edgar White Uhaul Stg Gatorland- 14651 Gatorland Dr-Orlando 12/13/17 527 Michael Zurita 634 Teresa Balani 1114 Martin Giles 240 John Rivera 606 Iris Aquino 442 Jennifer Conyers 101 Gabriel Mnayarji 368 John Eustace 790 Melanie Ford 1063 Jorge Castro 106 Jenny Jaehnke 1142 Greg Mcamis 949 Anairis Decena Woo 300 Brian Kuhl 532 Andre Johnson 1092 Charles Johnson 1087 Angela Coutavas 550 Leah Mcqueary 108 Jenny Jaehnke 523 Wagney Vincent 1146 Aura Elton 208 Marsha Levitt. Notice of Public Auction for monies due on storage units located at U-Haul company facilities. Storage locations are listed below. All goods are household contents or miscellaneous and recovered goods. All auctions are hold to satisfy owner’s lien for rent and fees in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self-Storage Act, Sections 83.806 and 83.807. The auction will start at 8:00 a.m. on December 7, 2017 and will continue until all locations are done: U-Haul Moving and Storage of Maitland, 7803 North Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32810; D21 JOHNNY ARMSTEAD $407.20 D29 Betty Wright

$572.10, D59 ERICKA GOLDING $472.89, F08 Camella Smith $744.20, U104 SEQUITA EAVES $305.85, D40 Princess Wray $575.78, D6 Anteria McGauley $473.68, B11 Katherine Dleon $367.20, D55 Angel Caraballo $708.00, B45 JEANNETTE WILLIAMS $367.65, D04 Denise Law 12/7/2017 $473.68, E26 DAVID VAN GELDER $1,118.10, F12 Camella Smith $404.59 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Apopka, 1221 E Semoran Blvd, Apopka, FL 32703; 1103 Ayondeal Gipson $372.29, 1102 Luis Wright $902.51, 1014 Terry Lefebvre $598.74, 1323 Cidy Garcia Saucedo $1185.22, 1141 Crystal Villamil $516.44, 1265 Maria Gonzalez $562.64, 1251 Jesus Rivera Reyes $968.74 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Altamonte Springs, 598 W Highway 436, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714, A112 Octavia Wright $1,005.30, A100 Sophia Jones $1,054.70, B137 KRISTOFFER WERK $845.85 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Semoran, 2055 N Semoran Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792; 1422 Jay Williams $537.35, 1409 Yvrose Jean $727.00, 1163 Michael Calero $798.95, 1683 Patrick Freiwald $336.60, 1167 Gelisa Oliviera $1126.25, 1685 Barahona $336.60 2424 Paul Wilansky $427.50 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Longwood, 650 N Ronald Reagan Blvd, Longwood, FL 32750; B065-66 Teaira Bullock $594.40, E029 Lisa Saunders $483.55, E064 Jook-Ting Shim $374.50, C011 Gilbert Gines $680.00 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Lake Mary, 3851 S Orlando Ave, Sanford, FL 32773; 1005 Noah Wilmot $708.00 1631 Mystery Room $748.50, 1752 Thomas Vezina $343.75, 1278 Tonya Mays $336.60, 1479 Robert Gonzalez $336.60, 1441 Heather Patten $609.05, 5052 Jasmyne Smith $968.00, 1591 Ramonita Cancel $354.70, 1477 Dorothy Anderson $524.90, 1075 Madeline Brown $962.00, 1571 Adeeb Hamad $408.40, 1256 Yolanda Cleveland $368.40, 1019 Jessica Sajeski $1109.00, 1465 Michael Maiolo $296.30, 1039 Cynthia Campbell $570.50, 1443 Mystery Room $336.60, 1483 Robert Gonzalez $376.60, 1128 Steven Jones $745.45, 1429 Nancy Slater $625.20, 1043 Natalie Paradise $928.00, 5010 Janell Wallace $506.20, 1210 Freddy Mobley $444.90, 1415 Denise Mango $680.40, 1265 Craigg Stanley $680.00, 1312 Craigg Stanley $368.40, 1583 Trinity Stewart $368.40, 1249 Jeremy McCall $578.40, 1164 Tijuana Gilley $752.40, 2092 Ronald Abare $389.80, 1126 Juan Cotto $1123.35, 1069 Joseph St Cyr $929.30, 2565 Mystery Room $427.50 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Rinehart, 1811 Rinehart Road, Sanford, FL 32771; 4073 RAFAEL AYALA $336.60, 3029 Donta’e Johnson $432.60, 4026 Gladymer Sawyer $526.40, 4031 WILLIAM LITTLES $746.25

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on the following dates, at 10:00 a.m. at 9881 Recycle Center Rd, Orlando, FL 32824. pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. Auction Date: December 5, 2017 1G1JC52F447304481 2004 CHEVROLET 1J4FT68S6TL316655 1996 JEEP 5FNRL18673B068119 2003 HONDA Auction Date: December 8, 2017 KNDJB7230Y5655160 2000 KIA. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE Personal property of the following tenants will be sold for cash to satisfy rental liens in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self Storage Facility Act, Sections 83-806 and 83-807. Contents may include kitchen, household items, bedding, toys, games, boxes, barrels, packed cartons, furniture, trucks, cars, etc. There is no title for vehicles sold at lien sale. Owners reserve the right to bid on units. Lien sale to be held online ending Wednesday, December 13, 2017 at times indicated below. Viewing and bidding will only be available online at www.storagetreasures. com beginning 5 days prior to the scheduled sale date and time! Also visit www.personalministorage. com/Orlando-FL- storage-units/ for more info. Personal Mini Storage Edgewater-6325 Edgewater Dr Orlando, FL 32810-at 11:30 am: 133 Gerald Leroy Budd, 410 Joe Wiggins Jr, 439 Christina Marie Peltier, 536 David Morales Padron, 629 Desmond Ross Barrett, 631 Sharenee Walker, 734 Carol A Roberts, 1004 Helen Mendible Lanham, 1019 Ronda Amelia Mathieson, 1113 Luis G Blanco Hernandez, 1728 Julia Anita Orca, 1762 Arthur M Scott, 2404 Jay Lavalle Pollen, 4001 Quinten Bently Dorsey Personal Mini Storage Forest City Rd-6550 Forest City Rd Orlando, FL 32810-at 12:00 pm: 1048 Rodney Dewayne Ephriam, 1058 Lakicatee Naaejean Smith, 1081 Angela Denise Kerrison, 1095 D Adreinne Chardonnet Postell, 1107 Whitney Marie Rattray, 2039 Wilhemina R Jones, 2055 John Weston Hicks Jr, 3065 Joanna Victoria Carter, 3147 Latina Valentine Lane, 3219 Charles R Fleming, 3238 Lucinda Virginia Butler, 4100 Zoe Freson, 4103 Danielle Denise Wright, 4113 Shontrell Dionne Berkeley, 5052 Unita Ann Mincey, 6006 Johnny Almando Moreno Michigan Mini Storage-200 West Michigan St Orlando, FL 32806at 2:00 pm: 121 Zachary Schlenger 1996 Jeep Grand Cherokee VIN 1J4GZ78S0TC403718.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE Pursuant to Florida Statue 713.78 on December 02, 2017 AT 9:00 am Auto Towing & Repair, 238 N. Cottage Hill Rd., Orlando, FL 32805, will sell the following vehicle(s) sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no titles. Terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. 2005 VOLKS 3VWDF71K05M635682 2010 MERZ WDCGG5GB5AF346942 2005 CHEVY 1GNEK13Z05R221219 2007 VOLK YV1MS382572286021 1999 VOLK 3VWSA29M4XM019291 2004 FORD 1FTNE24LX4HA02434 1996 CHEVY 3GNEK18R3TG140396 2009 VOLK WVWML73C19E532610 2007 TOYT 4T1BE46KX7U021060 2008 CADDI 1G6KD57Y88U141816 2005 CHRY 2C3JA53G65H607700. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE DECEMBER 11, 2017 at 8:00AM at My Towing Company 1800 N Forsyth Rd., Orlando FL 32807. Will sell the following vehicles to the highest bidder 2002 TOYOTA SIENNA VIN # 4T3ZF13C02U507772 2003 FORD MUSTANG VIN # 1FAFP42X63F369377 2005 FORD FIVE HUNDRED VIN# 1FAFP24105G112158 2008 TRUM DAYTONA 675 VIN# SMTD00NS08J319546 2012 JEEP PATRIOT VIN# 1C4NJRBB3CD603365 2003 NISSAN ALTIMA VIN # 1N4AL11D63C269342 2002 FORD FOCUS VIN# 3FAFP31352R126363 Term of the sale are cash. My Towing Company reserves the right to accept or reject any and all bids. Vehicle sold as is, no warranty, no guarantee, no title. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at location indicated: 4390 Pleasant Hill Rd, Kissimmee, FL 34746 (407) 944-1408 on 12/13/17 @ 1:30 pm. Martha Maria Arce 445 household items, personal items, Ruth Maldonado 516 household items, personal items, Frederick Michael Mendoza Berrios 432 household items, personal items, Keira Hernandez 5212 household items, personal items, Dean Russell Hoffman 514 household items, personal items, Harley bike, Jessica Ivelisse Rodriguez 594 household items, personal items, Mercedes Rivera 5097 household items, Toni Farve 246 household items. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the time

of sale. All goods are sold as is and must be removed at the time of purchase. Extra Space Storage reserves the right to bid. Sale is subject to adjournment. Thank You, Extra Space Storage. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: ABA FOREIGN USED AUTO PARTS & AUTO SALES gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on the below listed dates and times at 366 N COUNTY ROAD 13 ORLANDO, FL 32833-3325, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. ABA FOREIGN USED AUTO PARTS & AUTO SALES reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. 12/03/2017 at 09:00 am: 1FMZU62E21ZA77131 2001 FORD 12/04/2017 at 09:00am: 1GNCS18R8H8113134 1987 CHEVROLET 1LNLM97V7VY616984 1997 LINCOLN 4T3ZF13CXWU021704 1998 TOYOTA 3B7HC13Y21G719278 2001 DODGE 1B4HR28N01F574856 2001 DODGE JM3LW28Y110213291 2001 MAZDA 12/06/2017 at 09:00am: 2MELM74W3SX649125 1995 MERCURY. NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON NOVEMBER 30TH, 2017 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED 1051 BUENAVENTURA BLVD – KISSIMMEE, FL 34743 – AT 9:30AM: 04145 –TORRES, JOSUE 1800 TEN POINT LN – ORLANDO, FL 32837 – AT 9:30 AM: 1049 –GARCIA, MYRNA, 2039 –MONTERO, LEIDA, 7062 – MCRAE, TERRY 2783 N. JOHN YOUNG PKWY – KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – AT 9:30 AM: 1021 – GUZMAN, ERBANELYS, 1113 – ROBLES ROSA, JEYSHKA, 12014 – FERNANDEZ, STEPHANIE, 1204 – LOPEZ, ELISA, 311 – DEMETEIRO, SONJA, 363 – OLTHAUS, MARGARET 1701 DYER BLVD, KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – AT 9:30 AM: 0065 – GUERRA, DAVID, 0091 – ROBINSON, CHAAD, 2113 – RI-

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VERA, ADRIAN, 6032 – WILSON, JACQUELYNN, 6076 – KISSIMMEE FAMILY MISSION INC. 6076 – BOLDES, BRANDON, 6202 - BLAND, BRANDON, 8009 – ROCHESTER, SADE, 8087 – BRADY, SHEA 951 S. JOHN YOUNG PKWY – KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – AT 9:30 AM: 1501 – BROOKS NOREEN, 1522 – TORRES, JASMIN 227 SIMPSON RD - KISSIMMEE, FL 34744 –AT 9:30 AM: 430 – JONES, VANESSA, 705 – NABUT, LAITH, 815 – WILLIAMS, MARCI 5401 L.B. MCLEOD RD – ORLANDO, FL – 32811 – AT 9:30AM: 1139 – PRICE, CINTHIA, 1160 – COBB, FLOYD, 2205 – NELSON, DAMASTIS, 2244 – JONES, KIA, 2250 – PAAVOLA, TONI, 2277 – OTERO, CANDIE, 2289 – WHITE, PATRICK, 2291 – ALEXANDER, TIFFANY, 2294 – MATUS, GENESIS, 2304 – RILEY, WONDA, 2309 – POWEL, KEISHA, 2322 – GRAHAM, EARL, 2334 – GARCIA, MARCILAS 4508 S. VINELAND RD – ORLANDO, FL 32811 – AT 9:30 AM: 0706 – LOPEZ, JOSE, 0710 – BRYANT, NISHA, 0719 – MCINTOSH, MARQUETTE, 0818 – SERVICE, LEO, 0824 – CLARK, EDITH, 0832 – TESTONI, ALBRA, 0916 – JOHNSON, MONICA, 1026 – ADDERLINI, MICHAEL, 1032 – MCKIDDIE, KIMBERLY, 1109 – FRAITES, CHINELLE, 1209 – NOLAND, MICHAEL, 1306 – PAYNE, THOMAS, 1232 – LEON, FEDNER 5900 LAKE HURST DR – ORLANDO, FL 32819 – AT 9:30 AM: D139 – DANIELS, JOSEF, D140 – ROSS, MARGARET, D172 – MCCGEE, TAUSHA, D175 – DUVAL, MELVIN 6040 LAKE HURST DR – ORLANDO, FL 32819 – AT 9:30 AM: 0065 – BROWN, ROBERT JR., 0304 – ARTICA, TERESA, 1105 – NAJJAR, SAMIR, 1135 – WARD, QUIENTON, 2076 – ENRIQUEZ, IRMA. NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 2001 Ford VIN# 1FTYR10E01PB40312 2005 Pontiac VIN# 2G2WP522X51173297 2001 Chevy VIN# 1GNEC13T01R179900 2002 Toyota VIN# 2T1CE22PX2C003081 2003 Mitsubishi VIN# 4A3AC74H93E028100 2007 Suzuki VIN# KL5JD56ZXY7K529259 2015 ZHNG VIN# L5YACBPA2F1105561 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on December 13, 2017, 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC

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Legal, Public Notices NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON NOVEMBER 30TH, 2017 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 4729 S. ORANGE BLOSSOM TRAIL – ORLANDO, FL 32839 – AT 9:30 AM: 1368 - FARMER, RONALD 1313 45TH ST – ORLANDO, FL 32839 – AT 9:30 AM: A136 PEREZ, STANLEY 235 E. OAKRIDGE RD – ORLANDO, FL 32809 – AT 9:30 AM: A138 - BULLOCK, GARY D409 MACK, ISIS, G711 - GUILLAUME, JEAN, J033 - MUNOZ, JOSE A 1801 W. OAKRIDGE RD – ORLANDO, FL 32809 – AT 9:30 AM: B013 - DUGGANS, SHAVONDEN, H045 - SLEDGE, SELENA, J091 JOHNSON, KENYA 8149 AIRCENTER CT – ORLANDO, FL 32809 – AT 9:30 AM: 3020 - WITT, TAMMY, 6010 - ROSS, TERESA 903 S SEMORAN BLVD – ORLANDO, FL 32807 – AT 9:30AM: C012 - COMCEPCION, SAMUEL. THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 03/Shea/Pine Hills CASE NUMBER: DP17-57 IN THE INTEREST OF: A.G. female child, DOB: 11/17/2016 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Clotie Guillaume, 910 NW 127 th Street, North Miami, FL 33168 WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy R. Shea on 16th day of January, 2018 at 9:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS TPR ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE

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CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD(REN) NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 1st day of November, 2017. This summons has been issued at the request of: Layali Salem, Esq., Florida Bar #0111746, State of Florida, Children’ Legal Services, 882 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811, 407/563-2380 Layali.salem@myflfamilies.com. By: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal).

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ADMINISTRATOR. Direct/run business agency. High School & 2Yrs Exp Req. SEND RESUME: CENTRO DE NEGOCIOS Y SERVICIOS HISPANOS 5460 Hoffner Av #402 Orlando Fl 32812 BUDA LIBRE Downtown is looking to hire STARS to work in our new restaurant. We are hiring servers, bartenders, cooks, all positions. Please send resumes to Cheftrevino@Gmail.com. COMPUTER SUPPORT SPECIALIST (Orlando, FL) Provide tech assistance to comp users. Answer questions or resolve computers probs for clients in person, or via telephone or electronically. May provide assistance concerning the use of comp h/w & s/w, incl printing, install, word processing, electronic mail, & operating systs. Min req: Bachelor’s deg in Comp Sci or frgn equiv. Fluent Eng & Span. 2yrs exp in comp suppt. Email resumes to Alex Rodriguez, Quality Furniture, e-mail address: arodriguez@qualityfurniturediscounts.com Computer Systems Analyst Convert client requests into systems requirements by preparing mapping documents and converting Map X12/EDI transactions to standard internal format. Write requirement documents including BRDs, FSDs, process flow, and inbound/outbound 834, 820 and 864 and Gorman mapping. Prepare system diagram, workflows, data flows, sequence diagrams. Masters in Engineering with 24 months exp in related field. Please email resumes lijo@dolphinsolutionsinc.com Financial Analyst in Orlando Responsible for financial planning, analysis & projection forecast of revenues & expenditures. Must establish cost structures & budgeting of projects. Analyze current & past financial data & performance.

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