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This weekend is your last chance to check out “Between Two Groves,” Karian Yanes’s solo exhibition at the Morean Center for Clay. Through ceramics, Yanes shares her experience at the intersection of Puerto Rican, Palestinian and Midwestern culture, exploring how stories and traditions transform across time, memory, and diaspora. The show’s largest work, “All We Ate Was Watermelon,” is a 12-foot-tall mixed-media sculpture with 3,480 ceramic pieces protecting an orange branch modeled after a traditional Palestinian cross-stitch pattern. It’s surrounded by a series of ceramic wall hangings that show fragments of Yanes’ family history using scenes from her family’s orange grove in Palestine and imagery from Puerto Rico, where her grandfather worked in a juice factory, along with references to her ‘90s Ohio childhood and elements of her current life in Florida.
Between Two Groves: Through Saturday, Dec. 27. 10 a.m.- 5 p.m. No cover. Morean Center for Clay, 420 22nd St. S, St. Petersburg. moreanartscenter.org—Selene San Felice
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What does Santa do to let loose the weekend after Christmas? Apparently, relive his college days. Tampa Bay Club Sport hosts a “Bad Santa” bar Olympics, where teams of four compete in classic bar games. Beverages will be provided for events that need them, and each team gets eight free drink tickets. Competitors can register alone for $30 or as a team of four for $120.
‘Bad Santa’ Bar Olympics: Saturday, Dec. 27. 1 p.m. Rec Dec St. Pete, 380 105th Ter. NE, St. Petersburg. tampabayclubsport.com—Selene San Felice Year-end zone
Vanderbilt and Iowa face off for the first time ever for this year’s ReliaQuest Bowl on the day of New Year’s Eve. Vanderbilt brings a historic 10-win season with an offense led by Heisman finalist Diego Pavia. Iowa’s famous defense is ready for the team’s seventh bowl in Tampa after a slightly disappointing 8-4 season. But the Hawkeyes’ secret ingredient this year is in their offense: Mark Gronowski. The South Dakota State transfer set a program record of 15 rushing TDs by a quarterback this season, and became the team’s first member ever to rush for, throw, and catch a touchdown in the same game (vs. USC). Either way, Tampa Bay wins. The bowl’s economic impact has reached an estimated $1.2 billion since it started as the Hall of Fame Bowl 40 years ago, Tampa Bay Business and Wealth recently reported. It was the Outback Bowl from 1995 to 2022 before the Tampa-based cybersecurity firm cut the check. Teams will be in town five days early for events, including a beach day and parade.
ReliaQuest Bowl: Wednesday, Dec. 31. Noon. $95 & up. Raymond James Stadium, 4201 N Dale Mabry Hwy., Tampa. reliaquestbowl.com—Selene San Felice PHOTOCREDIT
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Escape from the madness of the holidays into this immersive deep-sea experience, where the garish reds and greens of Christmas and black and golds of New Year’s are nowhere to be seen. No carols, no “ho ho ho”-ing. Just the endless blue and the meditative sounds of animals who don’t know what a holiday even is. “Sounds of the Ocean” promises “a captivating blend of art, music, and mindfulness that transports you straight into the ocean’s embrace,” per MOSI’s event description. Inside what’s now America’s second-largest planetarium, mesmerizing deep-sea visuals pair with the natural music of whale and dolphin sounds, combined with original music composed by humans. For those who can’t make it this weekend or want an encore, it’ll be back in MOSI’s dome again on Jan. 11.
Sounds of the Ocean: Sunday, Dec. 28. 7:15 p.m. & 8:30 p.m. $18-$34. Museum of Science and Industry, 4801 E Fowler Ave., Tampa. mosi. org—Selene San Felice
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There’s a reason Mariah Carey didn’t write “All I want for Christmas is more socks.” But hey, someone out there might want them. And you might actually like the smell of that candle they got. Give regifting a chance at the St. Pete Elk’s Lodge this weekend. Last year’s haul included a pickle lover’s gift set, pampering kits, a dancing party game and fake lashes. It’s the thought, and lack of receipt, that counts.
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Re-Gift Party: Saturday, Dec. 27. 6:30 p.m.-9 p.m. No cover. Elks Lodge No. 1224, 2675 66th St. N, St. Petersburg. bpoe1224.com—Selene San Felice
The first night of Kwanzaa centers on the principle of umoja, meaning “unity” in Swahili. St. Pete Youth Farm practices the concept every day with workshops, programs and events to promote a happier, healthier Tampa Bay. On Friday, community members will gather to celebrate and reflect on the African proverb “I am because we are.” It’s one of the farm’s biggest events of the year, with drumming, family-friendly activities and free food. Carla Bristol, who heads the farm, posts more Kwanzaa events around St. Pete at fb.com/kwanzaastpete.
12th Annual First Night of Kwanzaa: Friday, Dec. 26. 5 p.m.-8 p.m. No cover. St. Pete Youth Farm, 1664 12th St. S, St. Petersburg. stpeteyouthfarm. org—Selene San Felice
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Do you need a good rattlesnake reliquary in 2026? Trent Alyse has you covered. Last fall, Creative Loafing Tampa Bay contributor Annalise Mabe profiled the founder of Kitty Bomb Curios, naming the Florida State grad Best Corpse Reviver. Alyse is one of the many locals celebrated last fall for the latest edition of Best of the Bay. Because we all need last minute gifts, or the contact for a good handyman, nip and tuck doc, head shop and more, we’ve brought back critics and readers picks from the goods, services, plus health and beauty section from BOTB 2025. Happy holidays, readers. —Ray Roa
Best 24-Hour Emergency Room
Orlando Health ER, Crossroads
Not all ERs are like the one on The Pitt. Opened in West St. Pete’s Crossroads area in 2023, Orlando Health’s free-standing emergency room is a shiny, bright, nicely decorated 14,000-sq-ft space on the ground floor of a building that also houses medical offices. During recent visits—maybe it was the time of day?—the atmosphere was downright serene. And the care couldn’t have been better. bayfronthealth.com—David Warner
styles and change looks “as much or as often as you want,” Ferrari continues to curate her own unique looks while encouraging others to find theirs. valhallaresale.com—Annalise Mabe
Best Doc to See if You’ve Got Nerve Pain
Dr. Brian Mavretich
Many of us, when we reach a certain age, add a pain specialist to our (ever-expanding) list of doctors. If and when you do—and let’s hope you don’t—consider Dr. Mavretich, or as his staff calls him, Dr. Brian. He’s a superb diagnostician who then develops an evidence-based treatment plan. He has an easy-going, friendly demeanor and never seems to be in a hurry when you’re in the room. As someone with sciatic pain from wearand-tear on my spine, I can only speak to Dr. Brian’s nerve blocks. Let’s just say he’s a wizard with a needle. He’ll give you a home-exercise plan, too. He’s on staff at Florida Medical Pain Management in St. Petersburg. fmpm.com—Eric Snider
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scene again, and this time, she’s trying something new. “When my ex and I were together,” Ferrari said, “I realized that my favorite outfits were actually the ones he hated.” Now, Ferrari is using her personal styling of clothes to fully embrace who she is—especially on dates. “Cute and sexy—those are easy. My favorite outfits are the ones that show I’m bold, different, and creative,” she added. It’s like a litmus test for the people she’s going on dates with now. For the guys who are repelled or confused, she knows right away it’s not going to work. And as owner of Valhalla, the resale shop that allows members to rent endless
How do we know that we actually live in Tampa now? For one thing, we have a favorite hardware store—and it’s this lovely, laid-back place with a store cat, a surprisingly good sauce section, hoses priced to move, and a whole room full of loose screws. Whereas going to Lowe’s or Home Depot tends to induce panic attacks in both of us, we’ll invent reasons to stop by Ace Bay to Bay Hardware, chat with their friendly staff, and see if that can of antique walnut polycrylic stain we need is back in stock yet. Friends, it never is. baytobayace.com—Kelly Buttermore & Justin Peters
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Best LGBTQ-Owned Tattoo Spot
With all due respect to toy collectors, action figures don’t have to be sealed for you to enjoy them. This St. Pete spot about 10 minutes away from Largo Mall sells a plethora of loose action figures from across all fandoms (including some of the original Star Wars toys your parents probably had, or dreamed of having, as a kid). If you’re not a toy person, there are also hundreds of comic books for sale, as well as a small wall of VHS tapes and DVDs, Legos, and even a section for GameBoy Advance cartridges. Basically, if there’s one thing Retro Rat knows, it’s that you don’t have to adult every waking hour of your existence. @retrorattoys on Instagram—Josh Bradley
With gay rights on the line more than ever, there is no time more important than now to support LGBTQ+ owned businesses. And there’s more to this hidden gem on Tampa’s 40th Street than just being a gay-owned business. Polar, opened by Jared Montgomery in 2021, has a small but incredibly mighty team, with at least one artist able to specialize in whatever design you’re dreaming of. Obviously, you should take your artist’s advice about potential changes into consideration, but the artists at Polar will reprint and replace your stencil as many times as you need without making you feel annoying. The studio (dressed with a handful of gay icons) is incredibly spacious with a warm, welcoming environment, whether it’s your first tat, or your 100th. Oh, and don’t forget your free pack of fruit snacks when you’re done getting inked. polartattoo.com—Josh Bradley
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Best Hairstylist For Introverts Or People Who Are Burned Out
Melanie Shadday, Color Hair Collective
Melanie Shadday, owner of Color Collective Hair Studio in South Tampa, didn’t invent silent appointments, but adopted them after noticing the trend offered by a few progressive hairstylists. “In a world where we’re constantly connected and processing nonstop information, it’s no surprise that many of us feel mentally drained. And I want my services to be the opposite of draining!” Shadday said. When she’s sitting in the chair herself, she’s always appreciated the option of a silent service, so now, she offers her guests just that—an opportunity to relax while receiving their service without any pressure to chat or yap. As a mom, she knows how it feels to be overstimulated, and just how meaningful a little bit of peace and tranquility can be. @colorbymelanie on Instagram—Annalise Mabe
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Best Place To Bug Out
USF Entomology Society
There’s a class of people who love to crack open logs to find beetles, millipedes, and roaches. The college-aged ones are members of the University of South Florida Entomology Society. Founded in 2022, the club meets every other Monday on the third floor of the Marshall Center. Its first meeting this semester found president Taylor Rand leading a heavy presentation on the evolution of bugs that was informational and emotional at the same time (how many mass extinctions can bugs go through, man??). Surprisingly, the society is open to budding entomologists, and casual bug-lovers, too—just ask my five-year-old who was offered roaches to take home on his very first day with the group. @usf. entomologysociety on Instagram—Ray Roa
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Knockin’ Boots Saloon
No state has better dive bars than Florida— Wisconsin admittedly comes close—and no bar we’ve visited here over the past 12 months is diveier than the Knockin’ Boots Saloon in Largo, a broken-down-looking smoking bar that’s open from 8 a.m.-2 p.m. every day. We bought a used merchandising fridge from the owner last September, and stuck around to share a couple beers with the jovial day-drinkers who helped us get the fridge into the U-Haul. You couldn’t hope to meet a nicer group of lowlifes—and isn’t that the lure of the dive bar experience, after all? knocknbootssaloon.com— Kelly Buttermore & Justin Peters
Best Place To Work Where They’re Never Yelling Out Someone’s Coffee Order
Hive
Look, don’t get us wrong, the lobby of the Hotel Haya is a great place to post up and answer emails—but sometimes you need a workspace that isn’t chock full of loud dentists networking at the annual endodontics convention. Enter Hive: a sleek, brand-new co-working spot and community space founded by our friend Stephanie Harrison Bailey. You can feel the casual buzz of productivity as soon as you walk through the doors, and the kind, creative people there are almost enough to make you enjoy the fact that you’ve still got a day job. Almost. yborhive. com—Kelly Buttermore & Justin Peters
Best Resource for the Big D
Lori Chong, BayCare Diabetes Services
If you discover that you have joined the ranks of the 35-plus million Americans with Type 2 diabetes, you may at first think, “Goody! Now I can go on Ozempic and my insurance will cover it! Weight loss, here I come!” But if your doctor suggests you start by adjusting your diet and exercise habits before depending on a drug, you’ll have questions, such as: “What can I eat? How many grams of sugar is too many? What the heck is my A1C?” For answers, you will find no better resource than Baycare Diabetes Services’ Lori Chong. Patient, thorough, and caring, she’ll give you plenty of info to clear up any confusion about diets, carbs, and glucose. She also asks great questions so that her advice is tailored to your needs. baycare.org— David Warner
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Revolve St. Pete
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Have you ever listened to the Brit-pop band Pulp? You know how many of their songs contain this bleak undercurrent of aggressive working-class despair? This might be a weird thing to say, but stepping inside London Pride British Shop is like stepping inside a Pulp song. The lights are too bright, the clerk is dour, and the Thatcherite rage builds with every bar of Dairy Milk you see. Pick up a packet or two of imported crisps, and then head up to Ybor City to “dance, and drink, and screw, because there’s nothing else to do.” londonpride.com—Kelly Buttermore & Justin Peters
Best The More Things Change
Heights Drive-Thru
Tampa is changing faster than you can say “gentrification,” and news that the old Florida Drive-In had new owners could’ve spelled disaster for folks that’ve grown tired of watching familiar buildings demolished to make room for condos and townhomes that look like thumb drives. Turns out change can mean more of the same sometimes. Realtor Frank Albert—more handsome than the guy on the bus benches, actually—and his business partner Chris Brown acquired a 10-year lease to take over the convenience store run by the previous tenant who was there for almost 40 years. Heights Drive-Thru still sells the junk you love (think Doritos, Arizona iced tea, Swisher Sweets), but now it all lives alongside a plethora of local products from the usual suspects (all the craft beer and seltzer) to hypebeast snacks (fried chicken-lookin’ ice cream, Rotten gummies), milk from around here (Dakin Dairy from Myakka City), and neighborhood favorites like Spaddy’s coffee, Sea Maids ice cream, or King of the Coop boiled peanuts. There are even Juuls, but the best part might be how Albert & co. have also expanded the selection to pretty much make Heights Drive-Thru an almost-one-stop-shop for people who need to pick up hair ties, batteries, motor oil, medicine, dry goods, hygiene products, or any other essential. heightsdrivethru.company.site—Ray Roa
Best Unique Ybor Gifts And A Riveting Free Movie
Ybor City Visitor Center
Ybor City is more than loud clubs, sidewalk pukers, and unpopular improv festivals. As anyone who steps into the visitor center soon learns, Ybor City has a rich history of art, political organizing, the creation of literal billions of cigars, and so much more. If you missed our friend Joe King Carter’s walking tour, either because you overslept or just didn’t feel like being outside, stop in here and either catch him regaling visitors with true tales of Ybor’s rich history, or watch the legitimately well-made and extremely interesting mini-documentary. Pick up a cigar box to remember your trip by while you’re at it. ybor.org/ vic—Kelly Buttermore & Justin Peters
BEST CORPSE REVIVER
TRENT ALYSE OF KITTY BOMB CURIOS Trent Alyse was often told to find a “real job”—plenty of which she had before stepping fully into herself as an artist creating jewelry and sculptures from what animals have left behind: their skulls, their teeth, their bodies. “In college I was hanging around on some train tracks and found a raccoon jawbone and thought it looked cool. I tied it to a leather cord and wore it as a necklace for a long time. After that I started to notice dead things more,” Alyse told Creative Loafing Tampa Bay.
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Close your eyes, and imagine you’re in Brooklyn. “Ooh, look at me, I’m in Brooklyn, a magical land where grown men wear propeller beanies, every goddamn menu item is ‘elevated,’ and vintage stores sell old lawn chairs for $285 apiece.” Now keep those eyes closed, and imagine a version of Brooklyn that’s neither insufferable nor prohibitively expensive.The place that you’re imagining probably looks a lot like The Far Forest, an authentically hip vintage store/bookstore/music venue on Florida Avenue in Seminole Heights. This endearingly ragged shop has everything you didn’t know you needed—vintage dresses, mid-century furniture, vinyl records, and an excellent selection of books—all at prices that’ll make you think you’ve been transported back to the Bedford L stop circa 2003. thefarforest.com—Kelly Buttermore & Justin Peters
experience has become a meme for a reason. But at Revolve, whether you’re buying or selling, you’re a fucking asshole for daring to walk in. That’s according to the attitude of most employees. They greet you with a blank look and half-hearted hello that says, “Really? Coming in four hours before closing?” And they’re always pulling off some edgy, trendy outfit you couldn’t even think about. If you’re selling, your shit better fit into one of their standard laundry baskets and don’t even think about trying to make them sort through more. But damn, they’ve got gems. I know if I’m going to Revolve, I’m going to walk in wishing I hadn’t been born and walk out with at least one of my new favorite pieces of clothing. @revolvestpete on Instagram—Selene San Felice
At Florida State University, Alyse studied sculpture where she and her classmates were required to experiment with various materials, crafting armatures out of wire, Trent Alyse using cardboard to build mockups, learning the basics of wood joints and power tools. This all came in handy as those skills she learned in sculpture translate to what she does now at Kitty Bomb Curios. And, Alyse doesn’t just make any old jewelry. She hand crafts rattlesnake reliquaries, captures crystalline wasps in amber pendants, decorates deer jawbones, preserves cicada wings, collects and frames spider webs, adorns coyote skulls, and dyes and embellishes antique antelopes, among things, like taking on custom requests and starting her own oddities magazine, Oddmag (stylized in all-caps). What started out as an interest in the discarded has become a full-blown passion and career for Alyse. “At FSU, I studied sculpture, and for a while in my work I used broken pieces of mirror, sequins, pretty garbage that I would find in the gutters around all the party houses,” Alyse said. “Once I got into collecting bones, it struck me that as humans, we leave behind all this garbage to tell about who we are, but with animals, they really only leave behind their bones to tell their stories.” And this, Alyse said, is what she really fell in love with—”taking something discarded and dirty, like broken glass or bones, and making it beautiful like it used to be…imagining the story behind them.” It wasn’t all easy to figure out, though. The bone processing (cleaning and removal of soft tissue and other organic remains) for Alyse was trial and error. Friends sometimes left her dead animals they found, and she learned over time that bacteria is actually the best bone-cleaning helper. “Given the right conditions, it thrives and will eat flesh away quickly,” Alyse said, noting the graphic details. “Then you can just use a little soap and water to clean them, and peroxide to whiten them.” She also found that while creating jewelry from bones or sculptures from taxidermy, the process was never going to be exactly the same. “Even 20 mouse skulls are each going to have their own nuances—the teeth from one usually won’t fit into the jawbone from another,” Alyse said. “They have their own contours and needs. One deer might look fabulous dyed pink while the next one has a little twinkle in its eye that says it would look more playful in teal.” While she started making jewelry with the basics (a couple pairs of pliers and a hand drill), her skill set and tool usage has expanded as she’s grown through her art and her practice. Little by little, she said, she was able to learn how to use a dremel tool and more sophisticated materials along the way. And still, she is surprised that she’s able to do this work full time. “As a kid, I always knew I wanted to be an artist, but everyone tells you to pick a ‘real job’. I’ve learned to trust myself and follow my instincts,” Alyse said. “Making art isn’t about following trends or appeasing an algorithm. It’s hard, but you can tell when something is unoriginal, and that comes through in more ways than just visually.” Since she opened her Etsy shop in 2015, Alyse has learned a ton and met many interesting people. “It’s been really cool to not only meet other people interested in the things that so many people find ‘weird,’” Alyse added. “So many times at shows I have heard things like ‘I hate taxidermy but this is really beautiful.’ It makes me feel like I am bridging that gap, helping to open people’s minds a little bit to things they may have been a little prejudiced about before.” @kittybombcurios on Instagram—Annalise Mabe
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City Lights Beauty Agency—Paula Heckenast Finalists: Adore Bridal Hair and Makeup, Art By Izzy Hair and Makeup
Best Mani/Pedi
Fancy Nails South Tampa
Finalists: Rochelle at Maddy Spa, Maddy Spa
Finalists: Natacha Christeler—The Garden Med Spa, Castellano Cosmetic Surgery Center
Best Massage Therapist
Best Barre Studio
Finalists: Lauren Cederstrom Linear Bodywork & Massage, Jason Newman—Bay Area Massage
Bar Method Tampa
Finalists: Barre, Pure Barre Westchase & New Tampa
Anita Pfeifer—Whole Aveda Best Medical Imaging Services
Best Blow Bar
St. Pete MRI
Finalists: Sip and Dry Bar, Blo Blow Dry Bar Tampa
Best Medical Marijuana Physician or Clinic
Whole Aveda Salon and Spa
Finalists: Garden of Love 3D 4D Imaging, Bay Care Imaging
Best CBD Shop
Inclusive Care Group
Finalists: Greenhouse Girls Dispensary, Bliss Wellness Market
Best Medical Research Company
Smokey Jones Smoke & Vape Shop
Finalists: Dr. Eugene Delucia, Liberate Physician Centers
Best Chiropractor
Innovative Research
Finalists: Dr. Koser—HealthSpine Chiropractic, Dr. Robert Bock
Best Med Spa
Valrico Spine and Rehab Center Best Cosmetic Surgery Center
Castellano Cosmetic Surgery Center
Finalists: B ōdze, The Garden Medical Spa, Wellness & Massage
Best Crossfit Studio
Burg CrossFit
Finalists: Sunshine City CrossFit, Seminole Heights CrossFit
Best Dentist
Dr. Lindsey—Palm Tree Dentistry
Finalists: Slaybaugh Dental, Creating Smiles Dental St. Pete
Best Dispensary
Greenhouse GIrls Dispensary Finalists: Bliss Wellness Market, Jones Genetics
Best Doctor for a Nip and Tuck
Dr. Eric Khairalla—Bodze
Finalists: Dr. Joseph Castellano, Dr. Michael Mirmanesh, The Garden Medical Spa
Best Doula
Buddha Belly Doulas
Finalists: Doula Hive, Breathing Through Life
Best Fitness Studio
Studio Physique
Finalists: The Bar Method Tampa, Rise Performance
Best Free Clinic
St. Pete Free Clinic Finalists: Daystar Life Center, Clearwater Free Clinic
Best Gym
The Bar Method Tampa
Finalists: Pulse, MMFitness
Best Hair Salon
Whole Aveda Salon and Spa Finalists: Salon Blond, Black Amethyst
Best Hairstylist
Finalists: Tampa Bay Medical Research, TrueBlue Clinical Research
Castellano Cosmetic Surgery Center
Finalists: B ōdze St. Pete Wellness and Med Spa, Variations of Beauty Aesthetics & Wellness
Best Mental Health Clinic
South Tampa Therapy and Meditation Finalists: Dr. Angel’s Development, Bionic Bloom
Best Mental Health Counselor/Therapist
Dr. Angela Fisher
Finalists: Dr. Elizabeth Mahaney–South Tampa Therapy, Dr. Angel Falzone, Rachel DeStefano, McNulty Counseling and Wellness
Best Midwife
Sarah Waugh—Barefoot Birth
Finalists: Elizabeth Plumley, Mary Catherine Hamelin, Licensed Midwife LM
Best Nail Artist
Slayed by Ari
Finalists: Taylor Lance, Lan Doan
Best Nutritionist
Nuviva Medical Weight Loss Clinic of Tampa Finalists: Wendy Wesley Nutrition, Bernie Anderson—More Than Macros Coaching
Best OBGYN
Dr. Alyssa Ta, OBGYN
Finalists: Helena Reichman MD, Gulfcoast OBGYN
Best Optometrist
Dane Kuplicki
Finalists: Gulfcoast Eye Care, Dr. Updegraff
Best Pediatrician
Dr. Lori McAuliffe
Finalists: Jonathan Keenan, Holy Family Health, Dr. Karges
Best Permanent Make-up Artist
Blush & Blade
Finalists: Kayla Beck -Spa Casa, Pierce Gillette- Barefaced Beauty Studio
Best Personal Trainer
Tristan Fox (Whole Aveda)
Dom Vaccani—Studio Physique
Best Hospital
Best Physical Therapist
Finalists: Sasha Ahles—J.Con Salon, Laura Blankenship Salon Blond
Finalists: Coach Abby Clapper, Audrey Tindale—Studio Physique
Tampa General
Dr. Rachel Waugh
Best IV Bar
Best Physical Therapy Clinic
Finalists: Morton Plant, St. Anthony’s
InVigorate IV
Finalists: St. Pete Wellness and Med Spa, Variations of Beauty Aesthetics & Wellness
Best Laser Hair Removal
Perfectly Bare Laser
Finalists: St. Pete Wellness and Med Spa, Castellano Cosmetic Surgery
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Purpose Physical Therapy
Finalists: RW Physical Therapy & Performance, Beach Baby Pediatric Therapy, LLC
Best Pilates Studio
Blend Sweat Social
Finalists: Studio Physique, Rare Body Pilates
Kecia Fowler—Art of Acupuncture Best Place to Shop Green
Nature’s Food Patch Market and Cafe Finalists: Produce PAC, Rollin’ Oats
Best Run Club
Rosie’s Dunedin
Finalists: St. Pete Running Company , Pinellas Run Club
Best Running or Walking Event
St. Pete Runfest
Finalists: Turkey Trot, Publix Gasparilla Distance Classic
Best Skincare Specialist
Faith Sunter—Bōdze
Finalists: St. Pete Wellness and Med Spa, Alana Pupello—Apello Skin, Laurie Champagne
Best Spa
St. Pete Wellness and Med Spa
Finalists: Bonita Skin, Whole Aveda Salon and Spa
Best Spin Studio
Rush Cycle—St. Pete
Finalists: Ride On, Central Cycling St. Pete
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Best Spray Tan
Bella Spray Tanning
Finalists: You Glow Spray Tan, The Sunless Ritual
Best Tanning Service
Rayz Tanning
Finalists: You Glow Spray Tan, The Sunless Ritual
Best Walk Club
Tampa Girls Who Walk
Finalists: St. Pete Girls Who Walk, Hot Girl Walking Club
Best Waxing Salon
Whole Aveda Salon and Spa Finalists: Bonita Skin, Innovitale Spa
Best Wellness Center
St. Pete Wellness and Med Spa
Finalists: B ōdze, Living Young Center, Axe Holistic Medicine
Best Bike Shop
Best Furniture Store (new or used)
Finalists: The Bikery, Emobilize Bike Service
Finalists: Coastal Fine Furniture, Vintage Marche
Astro Cycles Best Bookstore
Tombolo Books
Finalists: Portkey Books, Back in the Day Books
Best Bridal Boutique
AB2B Boutique (All Brides2 Be) Finalists: The Dressing Room, Bearer of the Bling
Best Cabinets
McCabinet
Finalists: White Hat Construction, 727 Builds
Best Cigar Shop
Estate Cigars & Social
Finalists: Smokey Jones Smoke & Vape Shop, Central Cigars
Best Clothing Boutique (Men)
Atlas Body & Home
Finalists: Backwater Provisions Co., La France
Best Yoga Studio
Best Clothing Boutique (Women)
Finalists: Lotus Pond Center for Yoga and Health, Beach Town Yoga
Finalists: Curv Exchange Plus Size Resale, The Patent Bow Boutique
Yoga Loft Tampa
GOODS
Best Antique/Vintage Shop
La France
Finalists: ARTpool Gallery, ZaZoo’d
Best Art Supply Store
Bottom of the Bin Finalists: Blick, Sew Pinellas
Best Bait & Tackle Shop
Riviera Bait & Tackle
Finalists: Hubbard’s Marina, Backwater Provisions Co.
Boho & Boujee Boutique
Best Comic Book Shop
Six Strings and Superheroes
Finalists: Nerd Out Comics, Emerald City Comics
Best Consignment Shop
Curv Exchange Plus Size Resale
ZaZoo’d
Best Handcrafted Jewelry
Amy Jean Designs
Finalists: ARTpool Gallery, Hello Myrrh—Murlene Joseph
Best Home Decor
ZaZoo’d
Finalists: Pour & Decor, Casa Di Mazzaro
Best Jewelry Store
Diamonds Direct Fine Jewelers
Finalists: Arnold Jewelers (Largo), Gold and Diamond Source
Best Party Supply Store
Pour & Decor
Finalists: Party Planet, The Write Stuff Tampa
Best Pet Boutique
Woof Gang Bakery—Clearwater, Dunedin, South Tampa Finalists: Bark Avenue Dunedin, ZaZoo’d
Best Public Library Branch
Largo Public Library
Finalists: New Port Richey, Hudson Regional Library FL
Best Record Store
Daddy Kool Records
Finalists: ARTpool Gallery, Bananas Records
Best Sex Shop
Finalists: Stellie Bellies, Detox Designer Resale Boutique
Todd Couples Superstore
Dunedin Craft Fair
Best Smoke Shop
Best Florist
Finalists: Greenhouse Girls Dispensary, Smoke Promos
Best Craft Fair
Finalists: The Back Room by ZaZoo’d, Jack & Jill St. Pete
Finalists: Indie Flea, Deviant Market
Smokey Jones Smoke & Vape Shop
By the Bay Floral
Finalists: Mona’s Floral Creations, Roaming Petal- Erica Holland
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Best Store Staff
Greenhouse Girls Dispensary
Finalists: Smokey Jones Smoke & Vape Shop, Bliss Wellness Market, Erica Hernandez/ bubbaarmystore.com
Best Supermarket
Mazzaro’s Italian Market
Finalists: Publix, Nature’s Food Patch Market and Cafe
Best Surf or Skate Shop
Skatepark of Tampa Best T-Shirt Company
On The Fly Creations
Finalists: 5801 Print House, Wide Sky
Best Thrift Shop
Sunshine Thrift
Finalists: HEP Thrift Store, CASA Thrift Store
CITYOFSTPETE/FLICKR
Finalists: Suncoast Surf Shop, Blacktop
Best Vape Shop
Smokey Jones Smoke & Vape Shop Finalists: Greenhouse Girls Dispensary, Bliss Wellness Market
SERVICES
St. Pete Distillery
Best A/C Repair Company
Blue Collar Heating & Cooling (Blue Collar Home Services)
Finalists: Jenergy Air Services, Alligator Air Conditioning
Tombolo Books
Best All- Around Hotel
TradeWinds Resort
Finalists: Mari Jean Hotel, DoubleTree by Hilton Tampa Rocky Point Waterfront
Best Animal Rescue
Rescue Pets of Florida, Inc.
Finalists: Kneady Kitty Rescue, St. Francis Society Animal Rescue
Best Boat Captain & Charter
Best Distributor
Finalists: Captain Joe Pistone @ Salt & Mist Sea Tours, Lauren Hill of Hubbard’s Marina
Finalists: Cavallier Distributing, 7th Sky Ventures
Captain Steve at Reel Deal Clearwater Best Boat Club
Paradise Craft Distributors LLC Best Dog Groomer/Pet Stylist
Bay Paws Pet Resort
Best Architect
Suntime Boat Club
Finalists: Andrew Pavalis, Donegan Design
Best Branding Agency
Best Dog Training
Brian Motroni
Finalists: GatorPromo.com, Grove Brands
Finalists: Dog Training Club Of St. Petersburg, Paws on the Ground Dog Training
Best Auto Mechanic
Better Brain Project (Kelly Abanda)
TomCo Solutions Inc.
Finalists: Freedom Boat Club, Pirate’s Cove
Best Attorney
Hang Ten Creative Agency
Finalists: Kruse Law, P.A., Lindsey Sheppy
Best Business Coach/Business Consultant
Kenny Gehringer at Wrench Masters LLC Finalists: Big John’s Brake & Alignment Service, Taylor Durdan
Best Auto Repair Shop
Wrench Masters
Finalists: Grease Monkey, Johnny’s All County & Truck Repair
Best Bank
Flagship Bank
Finalists: BayFirst Bank, Suncoast Credit Union
Best Barber
Cameron Spiteri
Finalists: Ryan C—Seaside Barber Co., Anton Hosein
Best Barbershop
Buzz & Brews Barbershop Finalists: The Shave Cave, Lat & Sons Family Hair Care
Best Bike Mechanic
ABC Bicycles 4th Street N
Finalists: Jake McFadden—Emobilize Bike Service, Chainwheel
Best Birthing Center
In Due Season Birth Center & Family Wellness
Finalists: Labor of Love Birth Center, St. Joseph’s South
Best Boarding for Your Pet
Calling All Dogs & Cats
Finalists: Bay Paws Pet Resort, Your Puppy My Pad
Finalists: Sharon Narvaez—Transformative Career Coaching, Sandy Bean
Best Car Dealership
Hyundai of Wesley Chapel
Finalists: Dayton Andrews Clearwater, Dimmitt Chevrolet
Best Car Detailer
Auto Recon Detailing LLC
Finalists: Good Carma, Exceptional Detailing Inc
Best Car Wash
Auto Recon Detailing LLC
Finalists: DetailingNerdsLLC, Woodie’s Wash Shack
Best Caterer
Exotic Gourmet Catering
Finalists: FOMO Chefs, The Stuffed Mushroom
Best Commercial Cleaning Service
Lee’s Royal Services, LLC
Finalists: Rug Pro LLC, Boss Lady Cleaning
Best CPA/Tax Preparer/Enrolled Agent
Pettay Consulting
Finalists: Snyder, Snyder & Kessenich CPA Firm, Monica’s Accounting Solutions LLC
Best Customer Service
White Duck Espresso
Finalists: Erica Hernandez/ bubbaarmystore.com, Resource Property Management
Finalists: Paws ‘n’ Rec, Paw Whisperer LLC, Woof Gang Bakery—Clearwater, Dunedin, South Tampa
Total Dog Tampa
Best Doggy Day Care
Paws Pet Resort
Finalists: Paws ‘n’ Rec, Paw Whisperer LLC
Best Drone Operator (Independent)
Anna Faiola
Finalists: Animal House Academy LLC, Kris McKenzie
Best Dry Cleaner
Sacino’s
Finalists: Sun Country Cleaners, Laundry Day Delivery
Best Electrician
Blue Collar Electric (Blue Collar Home Services) Finalists: M.R. Electricians, Smart Home Electric
Best Event Planning Service
Truly Yours Event Planning
Finalists: The Picnic Boys, ABC Event Planning
Best Financial Advisor
Pettay Consulting
Finalists: Priscilla Nunez, PMN Financial Associates LLC, Walser Wealth Management
Best General Contractor
Oasis Custom Homes
Finalists: TomCo Solutions Inc., Rocks Custom Homes, Inc.
Best General Practitioner
Kush Patel
Finalists: Jeannette Figueroa-Gordian, MD, Docs Outside of the Box
Best Disaster Clean-Up & Restoration Company
Best Handyperson
Finalists: Accent American Inc, Baypillar Restoration
Finalists: Johnny’s Restorations, Big Red/BTLS Show
All About Restoration
EG Home Solutions
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Best Hotel—Clearwater/Dunedin
Johnny Doan Plumbing
The Fenway
Finalists: Safety Harbor Resort & Spa, Wyndham Grand Clearwater Beach
Best Hotel—St. Pete
Mari Jean Hotel
Finalists: The Birchwood, TradeWinds Resort
Best Hotel—Tampa
Hotel Haya
Best Insurance Agency
Crystal Clear Insurance
Finalists: Gulf Water Title, Magruder Agency
Best Insurance Agent
Crystal Croteau
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Finalists: Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, DoubleTree by Hilton Tampa Rocky Point Waterfront
Finalists: Sherri Matheney, Pat Magruder
Best Interior Designer
Lisa Alban- Cloud 9 Feng Shui
Finalists: David Fischer at ZaZoo’d, Kristina Pearson, Haus of Lola
Best Kayak/Stand-Up Paddleboard Water Tour
Wandering Adventures
Finalists: Ecomersion, Good Vibes Kayak Rentals
Best Landscape Design Company
Campus Landscape
Finalists: Insignia Landscape, Dreams Into Reality
Best Law Firm
Diaco Law
Finalists: Neal & Solevilla Personal Injury Lawyers, Tanney, Griffith & Bresler, P.A.
Best Lawn Service
Proper Irrigation Services
Finalists: Sunrise Irrigation & Sprinklers, Mango Nut Group Landscape and Lawn Care
Best Photo Booth
Bella’s Booth
Finalists: Party Flixers
Best Roofing Company , Fishy Face Photography
Best Piercer (non-tattoo artist)
Benjamin Henderson
Finalists: Corey Godoy—StabGawd—Forbidden Images, PoutyPiercings
Best Marketing/PR Firm Agency
Best Place to Get Tech Stuff Fixed
Finalists: RockawayMore, Hoover Digital
Finalists: RYT Tech, Electronic Fix
Bayshore Marketing Group Best Martial Arts Studio
Chris Welbon Karate
Finalists: Tampa Wing Chun Kung Fu, UFC Gym Clearwater
Best Mobile/Pop-Up Bar Company
U Break I Fix—Palm Harbor Best Plaster/Stucco Company
William Anderson Plaster and Stucco Repair Company Finalists: Above All Caulking and Waterproofing
Bar Artistry Bartending Services
Best Plumbing Company
Best Mortgage Company
Finalists: Plumbing by Paul, Gulf Coast Plumbing Clearwater
Finalists: The Setup Squad, The Mimosa Club
Dena Glassco—Nexa Mortgage
Finalists: Storch Mortgage Team—The Mortgage Firm Tampa, Green Oak Lending Group
Best Moving Company
Big Boys Moving & Storage Finalists: Big Man’s Moving Company, MUVR
Best Nanny Service
SoHo Sitters
Finalists: Bayshore Nannies, Westchase Sitters
Best Painting Company
Seasons Best Painting & Contracting
Finalists: Certa Pro St. Pete, Hunter Painting Enterprises LLC
Best Party Rental Service
Stella Rose Events
Finalists: Posy Exchange, The Picnic Boys
Best Pest Control
Natural Born Killers
Finalists: Green Environmental Services (GES), Prohealth Pest Control
Best Pet Sitting
Paw Whisperer LLC
Finalists: Westchase Sitters, Calling All Dogs & Cats, Your Puppy My Pad
Johnny Doan Plumbing Best Pool Designer/Builder
PCS Pools
Finalists: Tampa Pool Pro, Oasis Pavers and Pools
Best Pool Service
Neikens Pool and Spa
Finalists: Aqua Vibez Pool Specialist, Glisten Pool Service
Best Professional Organizer
The Global Organizer
Finalists: Suncoast Organizing Solutions, Simply Refreshing Organizing Solutions
Best Real Estate Brokerage
NextHome South Pointe
Finalists: Dicus Harrison Realty, Smith & Associates Real Estate
Best Real Estate Company
NextHome South Pointe
Finalists: Dicus Harrison Realty, Brophy Real Estate
Best Real Estate Team
The Probeyahn Group
Mitchell Roofing Company LLC Finalists: Roofing.co, SB Pro Roofing
Best Screen Repair/Screen Enclosure
Rescreen Rescue
Finalists: Tampa Screens & Aluminum, Inc., Bug Out Screens LLC
Best Solar Company
Mitchell Solar Solutions
Finalists: SunForge Energy, SB Pro Solar
Best Tarot Reader
Lora Hypnosis
Finalists: The Florida Witch, Joe—The Misfit Lion
Best Tattoo Studio
Doom Club Tattoo Collective
Finalists: ResQ Ink Tattooing, FORBIDDEN IMAGES TATTOO STUDIO
Best Title Company
Compass Land & Title
Finalists: Crimmins Title, Gulf Water Title
Best Tutor/Tutoring Service
Lauren Dykes with SPC
Finalists: AP History Help, The Urban Cottage Educational Collaborative
Best Veterinarian
Harmony Vet Care
Finalists: Paws Vet Care Center, Palm Harbor Animal Hospital
Best Videographer
Anna Faiola
Finalists: Franklin Rivera—ARP Visuals, Alex Auguste (MRVL WRLD)
Best Web Designer/Company
RooSites Web Development, LLC Finalists: Grove Brands, Hashtag Creative
Best Wedding Planning Company
Truly Yours Event Planning
Finalists: Wilder Mind Events, Confetti Events & Weddings
Finalists: Scaglione Rutemiller Group, NextHome South Pointe, Synergy Home Group-Pineywoods Realty
Best Wedding/Event Photography(er)
Best Realtor
Finalists: Lifelong Photography Studio, Dewitt For Love Photography
Kent Rodahaver
Finalists: Janna Cantero, Sabrina Nemec
Best Residential Cleaning Service
Maid to Order FL
Jordan Torelli Photography Best Windows & Doors
Mitchell Windows & Doors LLC
Finalists: Zager Windows Doors and Shutters, Weather Tite Windows
Finalists: Lee’s Royal Services, LLC, Mad Clean LLC
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Tampa Bay’s biggest stories of 2025, recapped.
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he most read stories on Creative Loafing Tampa Bay’s website illustrate a readership extremely interested in police accountability, Trump’s homegrown attorney general, immigration, elections, and the environment (you guys really care about what happens as FDOT makes plans to touch up the Courtney Campbell Causeway!). But your eyes went to more than just hard news, with stories about the SNAP shutdown, Hulk Hogan’s death, Tampa rapper Doechii, and the defunding of Creative Pinellas being widely read, too. Below is a quick and dirty recap of some of the biggest stories from the last 12 months. Buckle up for 2026. The race for Tampa’s District 5 City Councilmember Gwendolyn Henderson’s sudden death last June shocked and saddened much of Tampa. The District 5 representative frequently stood for residents of East Tampa who have long lamented the way their neighborhoods have been treated, especially during the city’s recent years of rapid growth. The special election for her replacement saw 13 candidates plus a write-in, including Henderson’s daughter (Ariel Amirah Danley), Crowbar owner Tom DeGeorge, former Tampa Pride head Carrie West and Pastor Elvis Pigott—who later flashed a gun at a city council forum. The final race came down to activist Naya Young, 33, and longtime Tampa politico Thomas Scott, 72. Despite Scott vastly out-raising her, Young won by a landslide with 61% of the vote. Her win mirrored the later success of Zohran Mamdani, whose win for New York City mayor made ripples in Florida with the message that young, progressive grassroots leaders stand a chance against establishment money. Bradley’s crash A high speed chase that started on Interstate-275 ended with four dead and 11 injured at a gay bar in Ybor City in November. While chasing a suspect allegedly suspected of street racing that night, Florida Highway Patrol made an unsuccessful PIT (precision immobilization technique) maneuver—in which the pursuing vehicle attempts to cause the pursued vehicle to spin out of control—about 2,000 feet from Bradley’s on 7th. The deceased victims were later identified as 25-year-old Christina Richards, 41-year-old
Lisa Johnson, 53-year-old Sherman Jones and 53-year-old Marlon Collins. The fallout of the FHP’s failed PIT maneuver and the trial of the driver—22-year-old Silas Sampson—are likely to develop well into 2026. Mural combat After Gov. Ron DeSantis lost many battles in 2024—courts blunted his “Don’t Say Gay” and “Stop WOKE” laws—he took the war to the roads. Following Trump’s takedown of D.C.’s “Black Lives Matter” street mural, the Florida Department of Transportation decided that all street murals must go. That meant no more rainbow crosswalks, and pavement declarations that “Black History Matters.” So, too, went non-political murals, like USF St. Pete’s Bulls-themed crosswalk. A bright spot for some of the “woke” included the City of Tampa erasing the city’s infamous “Bock the Blub” propolice mural. Pastors Andy Oliver and Benedict Atherton-Zeman were arrested for blocking state workers from removing St. Pete’s “Black History Matters” mural outside the Dr. Carter G. Woodson African American Museum. The mural was later repainted overnight by an unknown artist, then re-erased by the state. Private pavement murals have since popped up around Tampa Bay. As part of her “Love Thy Neighbor” project, Michelle Sasha rallied local painters to provide free Pride and Black Lives Matter murals to local property owners. “We’re going to paint back thousands,” Sasha told CL in September. “Hopefully they’ll regret their decision, because now there’s going to be way more rainbows than they were hoping for.” Cringe-a-mania Tampa Bay lost one of its biggest icons when Hulk Hogan died in July. The wrestling legend, born Terry Bollea, died of a heart attack at 71-years-old in his Clearwater home. Though he was booed at his final WWE appearance in January and his newly-launched wrestling league struggled to sell tickets, he maintained a large fanbase—many of which also wanted to “Make America Great Again.” In the month leading up to his death, Hogan and his wife, Sky, battled rumors that he was dying after complications from a neck surgery. It was one of more than two dozen surgeries Hogan underwent to alleviate back and neck pain after his WWE career. Over the fall, Hogan’s family requested
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YOUNG MINDED: Voters embraced Naya Young who earned a landslide victory to Tampa city council. an investigation into whether his care teams at Tampa General and Morton Plant Hospitals committed malpractice in treatment leading up to his death. No suit has been filed yet. The real alphabet mafia Trump and Elon Musk’s brief fling left thousands of federal workers without jobs, and may have permanently changed the way Florida state and local governments interact. Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) led to DeSantis trying to create a copycat Commissioner of Government Efficiency (COGE). That wasn’t necessary, as his newly appointed state chief financial officer, Hernando County Republican Blaise Ingoglia, quickly began audits of the state’s largest municipalities—including Tampa, Hillsborough, St. Petersburg and Pinellas— for the rebranded Florida Agency for Fiscal Oversight (FAFO). FAFO reviewed spending by
11 local governments, claiming to have found more than $1.86 billion in alleged wasteful and excessive spending. Local governments have pushed back against what Ingoglia claims is wasteful, like St. Pete and Pinellas’ spending toward the St. Pete Pride parade. The fight is somehow really about property taxes, which DeSantis has said he wants a ballot initiative to substantially reduce for homestead properties. In the legislative 2026 session, Ingoglia is pushing a proposed law that would give him authority to recommend removal of any elected official for “financial abuse, malfeasance or misfeasance.” Jolly times David Jolly wants to be the next Dunedin native in the governor’s mansion. After representing Pinellas County as a Republican in the House of Representatives from 2014-2017, he’s now running for governor as a Democrat. continued on page 31
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continued from page 27 Charlie Crist, who held the same congressional seat and was also a Republican when he was governor from 2007-2011, failed to beat DeSantis in the last election. Jolly faces an even redder Florida and a different GOP opponent. Eyes are on Trump-endorsed Byron Donalds and former Florida House Speaker Paul Renner to see who will land on the November ballot. Lt. Governor and former Tampa Senator Jay Collins is rumored to also be vying for the seat. There were signs Anti-Trump “No Kings” protests brought tens of thousands of people to the streets this year, and of course, the governor took the chance to go on a right wing podcast to talk about hitting protestors with cars (Tampa police for its part, asked anyone demonstrating “to do so in a safe and responsible manner”). The resistance is alive in Florida. WMNF raised more than $280,000 during an emergency fundraiser last summer after DeSantis and Trump cuts left the community radio station with a $230,000 funding gap). One of Creative Loafing Tampa Bay’s photographers, Dave Decker even got swept up in it when he was arrested last month while covering an ICE protest in Miami (he spent more than a day in jail, and charges were just dropped last week). Charlie Kirk The brutal September murder of the right wing agitator rippled all the way to Florida where vigils brought out mourners and Jesus Christ cosplayers, while teachers and government employees saw themselves among those targeted for online comments about the killing.
Florida House Rep. Berny Jacques (R-Seminole) posted to social media a letter he sent to Pinellas Superintendent Kevin Hendrick, calling on him to fire teachers who have conducted “abhorrent” behavior on their social media accounts since Kirk’s death. He cited one instructor who he said posted “good riddance” after Kirk was shot. Tampa Pride hiatus The future of Tampa Pride is up in the air after a September announcement that the celebration would shutdown for a year. The board blamed anti-DEI politics and added that it wouldn’t renew the contract of its president and co-founder Carrie West. But locals from every part of the LGBTQ+ community have been coming together to see what a Pride celebration in Tampa would look like. “I don’t foresee a parade, but there are other events we can do,” former Tampa Pride board member Mark Eary told CL. “We just need to get everybody on board.” Chronister chronicles Hillsborough’s Sheriff Chad Chronister got the big headlines this year, after multiple high-ranking deputies resigned or got fired in the wake of an academic cheating scandal. One of his former detectives even called on Gov. Ron DeSantis to start an independent investigation. In a six-page letter, James Stahlschmidt detailed allegations of academic dishonesty, abuse of taxpayer and charity funds, retaliation, domestic violence and other forms of misconduct perpetrated by command staff at HCSO, which he claims can be “supported by
internal investigations, prior disciplinary actions, civil lawsuits, public records, or statements from personnel involved.” Chronister pushed back on the letter and Stahlschmidt’s calls for the investigation in a statement to CL, adding that he has full trust in HCSO’s Professional Standards Bureau to conduct an inquiry. The gov’ didn’t say a peep about it, and Chronister opted for an internal investigation, which ended with the sheriff saying the cheaters made choices that were “wrong” but “not malicious.” OK. The SNAP gap Three million Floridians rely on the federal Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, a federal program best known as SNAP. More than a million of those people are children. When the government shutdown hit the month-long mark last October, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis responded to calls to safeguard the program for his constituents by passing the buck. Local restaurants, however, ditched politics and banded together to make sure kids could eat when benefits ended by offering free meals. Sorry, Shilo Shilo Sanders, son of NFL legend Deion, spent time in Bucs camp as an undrafted free agent and was ultimately cut— but not before telling fans that he loves the food at Water Street hotspot Boulon Brasserie. “If I got free food from here, that would be the best NIL deal in the world,” he said of an eclectic, hefty, order that included the restaurant’s Best of the Bay winning blue crab beignets.
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Creative Pinellas It’s an awkward moment for arts and culture in Pinellas County, punctuated with the September defunding of the county’s designated arts agency, Creative Pinellas, which saw county commissioners vote 5-2 to revoke funds despite 244 emails and more than 50 well-researched in-person pleas weren’t enough to save the nonprofit. The remaining staff will soldier on, but how the arts get funded in 2026 will be telling. Sun rising Last June, in front of more than 5,000 fans packed into a sold-out Riverfront Stadium at Blake High School, Tampa Bay Sun FC dominated play in the first-ever USL Super League championship match, earning a 1-0 overtime win over Ft. Lauderdale United FC. It was a shining moment, and while things aren’t as sunny at the club right now (our side is dead last, with just one win), the future of pro women’s soccer in the Bay area is still bright. Swamp things All eyes are on Crowbar this year (the lease is up this summer, signaling the end of a 20-year run for the famed Tampa music venue), but a special talent from 2910 E Genesee St. dominated local music headlines. Tampa rapper and Blake alum Doechii took home a 2025 Grammy award for Best Rap Album and staged one hell of a homecoming show for 6,500 fans who sold-out Yuengling Center just seven miles away from the address mentioned in “Boiled Peanuts” from the album Alligator Bites Never Heal. See more photos from Sandra Dohnert via cltampa.com/music.
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Away in a mangrove Boca Ciega Bay can heal itself, if we help it. By Amanda Hagood
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t’s a gorgeous December afternoon along the shores of Boca Ciega Bay. I’m standing at the southern edge of Eckerd College campus, where Frenchman’s Creek drains into the bay, watching sunshine glitter off the wake of passing boats and sift through the dense clump of mangroves at Maximo Point, just across the channel. I’m waiting for my friend Tyler, who directs Eckerd’s coastal management program and has promised to show me around the College’s new living shoreline installation, a grouping of plants and riprap meant to protect this erosionprone section of its coastline. Snatches of students’ conversations in the nearby dog park drift by: a killer chemistry exam, roommate drama, plans for the upcoming break. The sun beats down and I peel off my jean jacket; by the time Tyler arrives, I’ve started to sweat. Even after 11 years, I’m still not quite used to Christmastime in Florida. The night before, we’d put up our tree: the six-and-a-half feet, prelit, made-in-China ersatz
evergreen we’ve affectionately dubbed “Wesley Spruce” after the name printed on the box. (It’s worth noting that there is no such species as a Wesley Spruce. This is apparently a marketing name created by Christmas tree manufacturers to designate a particularly lush and lifelike type of artificial tree). I’ll admit, I have mixed feelings about using an artificial tree; growing up, I relished the yearly trip to the tree lot, the delightful man-versus-tree wrestling match between my dad and our chosen conifer that inevitably followed, and the sweet green smell of fir that would fill the living room all season. I also know that, by the time you balance the plastics, the carbon footprint of shipping millions of artificial trees around the world, and the carbon mitigation provided by all those Christmas tree farms, you really should just buy a live tree. It’s what real treehuggers do. And yet, our family has been ringing in the holidays with our scraggly, smells-like-attic Wesley Spruce since 2014.
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But, of course, there’s more to the story. Christmas 2014 was the first one we’d spent in the house my husband and I had bought together. I had just left a good job that had gone sour, and was moping anchorless and miserable through bright December days that felt like an affront to my sad state of mind. Wesley caught our eye on a routine trip to Home Depot; we needed a tree, and I think my husband knew it might cheer me up a bit. So we brought Wesley home, patiently unpacking and stacking his octopus-like tiers, tenderly untangling and fluffing his feathery-plastic boughs, and covering him with two boxes worth of gold balls— all the ornaments we had at the time. Since then, Wesley’s finery has grown: my tarnished silver First Christmas ‘82 bell (still plays “Joy to the World” if you wind it up enough), my husband’s collection of owl ornaments, and all manner of painted and googly-eyed creations produced by our son over the years. We deck Wesley out, plug him in, and, every time, there it is—that sentimental catch in my throat that means the Christmas season has officially begun. An awkward beginning turned strangely lovely.
Looking around me, I could say the same about the living shoreline. As we wade into waist-high spartina grass, I’m amazed by what I see. Just 16 months before, one broiling August afternoon, I had stood in this very spot, helping a throng of Eckerd students and staff plant grasses and shrubs in a patch of raw, sandy soil. Dodging shovel-swings and flying sand, I’d eased spartina and muhly grass plants from their pots, chatting with my planting partner about her first semester in college. We’d made a little game of wishing each plant luck as we patted it into the ground. When we finished and stepped back for a drink of water, it didn’t look like anything so grand as a living shoreline; it looked like a phalanx of ragged recruits, transfer-shocked plants stationed across 400 feet of bare soil. If I had understood the drubbing those little plants were to face in the next two months with the arrivals of Hurricane Helene and Hurricane Milton, I might have wished them more than luck. Parts of the installation had to be completely replanted. But now, the picture is altogether different. Up and down stream, marsh grasses grow in continued on page 39
“We’d made a little game of wishing each plant luck as we patted it into the ground.”
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and improving the water quality that is so important for seagrass meadows and all the species they support. Where dredge and fill degraded the estuary, living shorelines repair, bit by bit. We’ve wandered now to the end of the installation, where the cordgrass peters out into the shade of trees and the sidewalk curves away to the west. I start to thank Tyler for his time, but then he points out something interesting: the seawall keeps going, curving along the imposing wall of mangroves that shield the southernmost tip of the campus. As many times as I’ve walked (or even paddled) this quarter mile stretch of the shore, I never once noticed the old sea wall. And it’s easy to see why: red, black, and white mangroves all grow here, sheltering in their deep green shadows beach shrubs, vines, and fiddler
Tyler sees the question on my face. It’s all about wave energy, he explains. Back at the living shoreline, boats coming into the creek cut their engines at the “No Wake” channel marker, ironically sending a surge of wake toward the encroaching banks of the creek. I’d seen that clearly enough when we were there; every time a boat passed, wavelets churned up, crashing into the old sea wall and bouncing back. Over time, this rough movement gouges out the sediment in front of the seawall, making it difficult for anything to grow. But at this point on the wall, the shifting sands slowed down, accumulated, transformed into the floor of a mangrove forest. Why? Tyler points out into the bay, where the emerald hump of Indian Key,
fully appreciate it requires a firsthand understanding of our family’s history, the auld lang syne we’re always singing about this time of year. In the same way, living shorelines complicate a simple understanding of “nature” versus “manmade.” They aren’t just about replacing the unnatural hardscaping laid down by generations past with something greener, something prettier—after all, living shorelines are also engineered by human hands (as the blisters on my thumbs that not-to-longago August day will attest). And, as much good as they can do for slowing erosion, enhancing habitat, and improving water quality, they’re not just about bringing those benefits to any one site. At heart, living shorelines require an
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continued from page 37 wild profusion, slender stalks swept this way and that like tousled hair. They slope gently down to the water, sheltering gray-green tufts of salt bush, fiery splotches of blanketflower, and, right along the edge, scrappy stalks of red mangrove. Along the shaved-down remnant of the seawall—all that remains of a structure that had armored Eckerd’s shoreline for decades— Tyler finds new patches of oysters growing. And these aren’t the only signs of life: we find narrow wildlife trails winding through the grass and the delicate footprints of raccoon and possum along the low tide line. We also find slightly broader paths cut by students—known in the restoration business as “social trails”—down to the riprap, a prime fishing spot. And, wedged in the watery hole between the boulders and the old wall, one punchy little crab. Our campus, like so many other waterfront properties on Tampa Bay, is reckoning with the long term impacts of the dredge and fill craze that swept this part of Florida in the 1940s-1960s—the construction boom that brought ecological disaster to Boca Ciega Bay and became, as former State Representative Roger Wilson told Tampa Bay Newspapers in 2019, “a national representation of how not to dredge and fill.” By some estimates, as much as a quarter of the bay bottom of Boca Ciega was scraped up and piled into finger islands, destroying seagrass meadows and mangrove banks that had once nourished one of the most productive estuaries in Florida. Add to this the runoff and sewage that followed from all that development, it’s no surprise that environmentalists declared Tampa Bay “dead” by the 1970s. Looking at old aerial photographs in the College archives, you can’t help but notice the startling fact that the western third of our campus did not exist—at least not as land—before the late 1960s. (Fun fact: the Ratner Fill project, which completed our campus and also laid the groundwork for neighboring Isla del Sol, helped spark the controversy which led to Zabel v. Tabb, a court ruling that called for the Army Corps of Engineers to take the cumulative effects of any dredging project into consideration when granting permits. It helped spell the end of the dredge and fill era.) The miles of sea wall that hold all that dredged land in place are now fighting a losing battle with time, tide, and sea level rise, all of which gradually erode and undermine them. It’s a common sight in the Tampa Bay area: places where land behind a seawall has subsided into ankle-twisting gaps and holes, where the concrete has begun to buckle and crack. Living shorelines are promoted as a “green infrastructure” alternative to this overabundance of concrete that works on multiple levels: they absorb the wave energy that causes erosion, while creating habitat for wildlife—or in many cases, restoring lost habitat. They also scrub runoff headed into the bay, removing pollutants
SEASONS OF CHANGE: Before the 1960s, a third of Eckerd College did not exist. crabs. In some places, sand has accumulated so deep that palm trees grow, and every once in a while, the vast mangrove hedge breaks to form a tiny secret beach. The seawall runs just landward of this hidden world, in some places a sizable hop above it, in others just barely visible above the soil. I’m momentarily bewildered. This isn’t what seawalls are supposed to do. Seawalls cut a clear, immaculate line between land and water; they let us roll our carpets of sand or sod right up to the edge of the bay and dangle our toes over; they slice through the map to turn nature’s messy edges into precise geometric shapes. But this seawall is…not doing that.
an undeveloped mangrove island, rises out of the water just a third of a mile away. It’s possible, he says, that the key sheltered this part of the wall from the wind and waves, letting the sand settle and mangroves take root—an accidental forest. My mind jumps back to our Christmas tree in all its synthetic glory. What makes it lovely, I decide, is not its perfect imitation of nature (no matter how “Wesley Spruce” it may be). Instead, it’s the way it catches and holds our memories—the bells, owls, and other flotsam borne in on the tide of our life together—like a tidal flat transformed into a hidden beach. To
understanding of the complex, unique-to-everyinstallation agencies of water, wind, sediment, plants, and animals; they require us to see how one location is connected to the others around it, to think—with apologies to Aldo Leopold—not like a mountain, but like an estuary. I’ve zoned out. Tyler’s probably wondering what’s wrong with me, but it’s just sweet visions of oyster reefs dancing in my head. You can keep your Frosty snowmen and winter wonderlands, I’ve found my Florida Christmas groove. It’s Oyster the World, Away in a Mangrove, The Nutcracker Marshgrass: the pretty darn miraculous way the bay can heal itself, if we help it.
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Fourteen places to party on New Year’s Eve. By Selene San Felice
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t’s finally time to say goodbye to 2025. Whether you’re looking for family-friendly fireworks or a place to black out, we’ve got you.
Tampa Fireworks at the Tampa Riverwalk Friends of the Tampa Riverwalk and Jackson’s Bistro, Bar & Sushi have partnered for the first time to light up the downtown skyline with a new fireworks display. 9 p.m. No cover. Tampa Riverwalk, Downtown Tampa. thetampariverwalk.com Pied Piper Productions & AW Live’s NYE 2026 Sofi Tukker, Austin Millz and DJ Proppa play Armature Works’ NYE show before waterfront fireworks. 8 p.m. $111.35 & up. Armature Works, 1910 N Ola Ave., Tampa. armatureworks.com Midnight Tropicana: NYE Party at Hotel Haya This party is inspired by the golden age of Palm Royale and vintage Florida nightlife. 9 p.m. $117 & up. Hotel Haya, 1412 E 7th Ave., Ybor City. hotelhaya.com 2026 NYE Celebration w/ Afrojack 9 p.m. Seminole Hard Rock Tampa Event Center, 5223 N Orient Rd., Tampa. casino.hardrock.com/tampa STÜSH - Glitz & Glam 10 p.m. 25 & up. Jerk Hut Island Grille & Beach Club, 1241 E Fowler Ave., Tampa. jerkhut.com NYE Beach Party Whiskey Joe’s Tampa is the local chain’s most popular NYE party, but celebrations also happen at its Port Richey and Manatee River locations. 7 p.m. $43 & up. Whiskey Joe’s Tampa Bar & Grill, 7720 W Courtney Campbell Causeway, Tampa. thewhiskeyjoes.com Emo Night New Year’s Eve Just because it’s about to be 2026 doesn’t mean you can’t party like it’s 2006. 8 p.m. $17.65. The Orpheum, 14802 N Nebraska Ave., Tampa. theorpheum.com Topgolf Tee off 2026 at the Tampa and St. Pete locations, which will be open until 1 a.m. with a DJ and special food menu. Reservations are made for parties of six. 9 p.m. $410. Multiple locations. topgolf.com
Mari Jean hotel at midnight for the annual “Cock & Sparkle Drop” toast. There’s no cover, but meet and greet and VIP upgrades are available. 8 p.m. Cocktail St. Pete, 2355 Central Ave., St. Petersburg. cocktailstpete.com NYE at the Pier Family-friendly, with roaming entertainment, DJs, local food, cocktails and, of course, fireworks. No cover, but $26 reserved ticket holders get access to a fenced-in viewing zone with an exclusive bar and dedicated portable restrooms. 8 p.m. St. Pete Pier, 800 2nd Ave. NE, St. Petersburg. nyestpete.com Algorhythm Reggae band Algorhythm ends its Jannus residency with a free concert alongside Seranation, Nick Poulin, Alific and special guests. GA is no cover; VIP and afterparty options start at $30. 9 p.m. Jannus Live, 200 1st Ave. N, St. Petersburg. jannuslive.com New Year’s Eve Comedy Shows Laugh your way into the new year with two shows from St. Pete Stand Up. 6 p.m. & 8 p.m. $10-$20. St. Pete Brewing Co., 544 1st Ave. N, St. Petersburg. stpetestandup.com Swingin’ The New Year Johnny Dancer’s Swing Gang hosts an old-timey party with aswing dance lesson (no partner needed) and 2,000-balloon drop and champagne toast. Vintage attire encouraged. 7:30 p.m. $46.75 & up. The Coliseum, 535 4th Ave. N, Saint Petersburg. swinginthenewyear.com Skybeach Resort Beach Bash The newly renovated resort welcomes the community to a free party on its private beach with performances from Homegrown: A Zac Brown Band Tribute Experience and The Bearded Brothers Band. $109 VIP upgrade includes an open bar and bites. 7 p.m. No cover. Skybeach Resort, 6800 Sunshine Skyway Lane S, St. Petersburg. skybeach-resort. com. See more parties at cltampa.com/arts
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C Fast Preacher w/Katara Last summer, Orlando Weekly said Daniel Hanson was having one hell of a year and looked poised for a breakout, pointing to recent gigs alongside Nigerian desert blues band Etran de L’Aïr and Future Islands. “His creative streak is formidable, too. Hanson released the heartfelt single ‘Take It, Fake It’ at the end of December, and in alignment with the Strawberry Moon of June, followed up with the sultry “Full Moon.” Bring on the full album,” Creative Loafing Tampa Bay’s sibling publication wrote. That record is still not here, but Hanson brings his band Fast Preacher to St. Petersburg for a year-end gig where perhaps Tampa’s best band, Katara, opens. (Suite E Studios, St. Petersburg) C Punks For Due Process Benefit: Melissa Grady w/Tiger 54/Choking On The Revelry/Scars Are Proof Of Survival The November arrest of Tampa photojournalist Dave Decker unfolded into an outpouring of support for Creative Loafing Tampa Bay’s senior photographer, who was in South Florida covering an ICE protest when he was picked up by Miami authorities. The office of Miami-Dade State Attorney Katherine Fernandez Rundle dropped the charges two weeks ago, and while friends had planned a benefit concert to help with legal costs, Decker asked that proceeds from the show benefit the legal fees of migrant families. Punk and rock bands, plus cellist Melissa Grady are on the bill. (Deviant Libation, Tampa)
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Austen van der Bleek Afterparties are so 2025. This no-cover, 12-hour DJ gig in St. Petersburg’s warehouse district doesn’t get going until 7 a.m. and promises “head high waves of slow rolling funk, soul, disco, boogie, and anything else that stokes this eclectic selector as he waxes up his decks and takes the Sunshine City for a ride.” And yes, organizers are seeking a chef to cook brunch as the sun comes up. (Suite E Studios, St. Petersburg) C Rock The Park: Whale Feral w/ Bauxmonk/Max Norton Some people believe that whatever you do on New Year’s Day will carry over into the entire year, so why not ring in 2026 with a free concert in the park? Downtown Tampa’s monthly showcase of homegrown talent is in its 16th year and kicks off the year with Whale Feral. The rock quartet is almost 12 months removed from its latest LP, Word’s We Can’t Read, which just got a deluxe reissue that includes a live recording of the album. St. Petersburg producer Bauxmonk— who just released his AftrDinnr_9 beat tape—is also on the bill along with expat Tampa songwriter Max Norton. (Curtis Hixon
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Dancing queen By Dan Savage
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isgender bi-female late-40s, living in the Bay Area. My boyfriend and I have been dating six months and are very much in love. His friends party quite a bit, lots of drinking and other party favors, and we all enjoy feeling good on the dance floor. The first time I met one of his friends—a guy in his 30s—it was a big, fun night, I wanted his friend to feel included (it was mostly couples), so I put my arm around him and bumped hips and butts with him on the dance floor. We were all dancing together. I’m pretty sure he grabbed my ass when I was making out with my boyfriend on the dancefloor. A month later, we are all out dancing again and he started saying things like, “Oh, you—you’re trouble,” and, “If your ‘boyfriend’ wasn’t in the picture, we would have something going on.” I laughed but I also told him to stop. I explained that I’m very much in love with my boyfriend, who happens to be his friend, and I would never do anything to jeopardize our relationship. So, I used my words and shut him down. But I feel like I’m keeping a secret by not telling my boyfriend about this. I don’t want to cause any issues between my boyfriend and his friend. Then my boyfriend mentioned that this friend had a crush on one of the other women in the group—a woman who’s part of a poly couple—so maybe he does this a lot? What do I do here?— Groping Really Isn’t Nice, Dude You used your words—you shut that guy down—and good for you. Now you need to keep using your words: “That one friend of yours has a crush on me, too.” Tell your boyfriend you grinded (ground?) on his friend a little while everyone was dancing, just to be polite during that chem-fueled dance party, and his friend either misread your intentions (charitable read) or seized the opportunity (less charitable read) to grab your ass. And now he’s saying things that sound like they were lifted from a Netflix murder doc—“Only later did I realize he was planning to get my boyfriend ‘out of the picture’ permanently”—and now you’re worried about things escalating further. While I generally don’t think dance floor gropers deserve the benefit of the doubt, GRIND, this guy is a known quantity: he’s hit on other people’s partners before, and yet the group keeps him around. So, he either has other redeeming qualities—like being able to take no for an answer after misreading someone’s signals (easy to do under the influence of drugs, alcohol, or dickful thinking)—or he hasn’t fully worn out his welcome with the group… but might be about to. If your boyfriend gets angry with you after you tell him what’s been going on, GRIND,
that’s a bad sign about your new boyfriend. If he sees this friend of his as the issue and asks you how you want him to proceed—let you handle it yourself, say something to this friend, check in with the whole group—that’s a good sign about your new boyfriend. I’m older than you’d think possible, but I continue to want, need and—interestingly enough—pretty easily find sexual partners of the kind I prefer. I’m a fem old gay and tend to seek out middle age, very Dom type men. I like to wear lingerie for them and be as fem as possible. The problem is, as a normal bougie professional person, I don’t appear that swishy out of bed, though this changes behind closed doors. Then I become this ultra femme submissive thing. How schizophrenic is this? Now, I don’t feel at all trans and I am not a woman. Still, if my standard male attitude and look is out of whack with the person I am in the bedroom, should I be a little concerned? Am I obligated to bring my two identities into alignment? If so, how? Do I have an ethical duty to be more public about my private self? Or does it matter since I am of such an advanced age?— Pervert In Naughty Knickers You can be a perv in private—for many people, being a perv in private is a huge part of the turn-on. And many of us, PINK, sex is a kind of play where we’re free to be the opposite of the person we are—or pretend to be—most of the time. Think of the cliché about the powerful CEO who loves being dragged around a commercial dungeon on a leash by a Dominatrix. Not only isn’t that CEO obligated to “merge his two identities” (the man he is in the C-suite, the sub he is in the dungeon), merging them would be a mistake. First, he’d instantly lose his job, which means he wouldn’t be able to afford those sessions with the Dominatrix anymore. And even worse, merging his identities would deprive him of the contrast that makes those kink scenes hot and rewarding. It’s not just the transgression that arouses him, but the ambiguity. Is the CEO the “real” him or is the sub the “real” him? Same goes for you. You’re not trans—this isn’t about your gender identity—it’s about transgression and ambiguity and pretense and duality. You aren’t obligated to align these two very different versions of yourself, PINK, and you ultimately can’t align them. But you can enjoy them.
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I have a specific attraction that feels both unusual and intense: I’m fascinated by the back of people’s heads—the occipital region,
that curve where skull meets neck. It’s genuinely erotic for me, not just aesthetic. Are there fellow occipitophilists out there? And how do I bring this up with partners without sounding bizarre? I’d love to kiss and caress the backs of their heads, but I’m not sure how to introduce this desire. Is this common enough to have a community, or am I charting new territory?— David In London You’re talking about kissing the back of someone’s neck, DIL, not rearranging their guts. Kissing someone on the neck—front or back—is a pretty standard move; if you were fucking someone from behind, it would be weird if you didn’t kiss them on the back of their neck. So, this is a standard move/practice, DIL, and not a kink, which means it doesn’t require advance discussion. (If someone doesn’t like being kissed on the neck—front of back—the onus is on them to let a new partner know to leave their neck unmolested.) Again, you’re not talking about shoving your arm up someone’s ass, DIL, you’re talking about kissing someone in a place they’ve been kissed before. When a new partner comments on how you like to zero in on that particular spot—that spot where skull meets their neck — then you talk about your special attraction to that spot. But asking permission in advance to kiss them where they fully expect you to kiss them will just make it (and you) seem weird. I’m a gay man, early-30s, live in SF. There’s this guy. Some faces you just look at and you get a premonition that it’s the one you want s t an din g opposite you on yourwedd i n g d a y . But he’s never felt the same way. Always ignored me on the apps. Years later, when I put on a bunch of muscle, he would entertain me but eventually ghost. It was a tough rejection, but I accepted it. Fast forward a year later, I’m messaging a torso on a platform. As it turns out, this random torso has the exact same kinks I do. We perfectly overlap. We get to exchanging faces, and lo and behold, it’s him. It threw me for a loop. Although I would usually jump at the chance to hook up with him, this isn’t how I wanted it to happen. When you’ve been rejected by someone in real life, is it worth putting up with the emotional
harm of engaging with them in kink life? How do you feel about kink generally becoming a mechanism to hook up with people who are out of our league?—Knowing It Needs Kink On one hand, hooking up with this guy again—hooking up with a guy who has already rejected you in the most inconsiderate possible way—opens you up to being rejected by him again. If you go in hoping he won’t ghost again and then he does, KINK, you’re going to feel like a chump. On the other hand… you’re kinky, he’s kinky, and he’s hot. I’m going to take your word for it when you say he’s out of your league. If you can meet up to play and keep your expectations in check—your expectations around sex (it’s just a kinky play date) and your expectations about him (he’s a flake)—you might be able to enjoy the experience. But seeing as you hoped to marry this man, it might be hard for you to keep those expectations in check. That said, did you know he was kinky— and did he know you were kinky—before you started swapping messages on that kink app? If not, there’s a non-zero chance he didn’t pursue things with you in the past because he assumed you were va nilla. S o , while y o u might not be his ideal physical type, KINK, you may have the sexual wiring he’s looking for in a partner. A shared interest in a particular kink can sometimes get you into a bedroom/dungeon/ butthole you might not have found yourself in otherwise. In that way, kink can be a leveler where leagues are concerned. I know some objectively hot kinky guys— think “Heated Rivalry” hot—who are married to guys who may not be in their league lookswise, but who knock it out of the park for them kink-wise. Shoot your shot, dude! Got problems? Yes, you do! Email your question for the column to mailbox@savage.love! Or record your question for the Savage Lovecast at savage.love/askdan! Podcasts, columns and more at Savage.Love.
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