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Dear Mr. Savage: Every now and then it is time to stand up for what we know to be right and proper, so I am taking the time to let you know that page 51 in Orlando Weekly (April 27) is exceptionally written to portray nothing but garbage and filth. Your mentality and aggressiveness to everything that is moral and good lands you far away from knowing what really is right and what really is wrong. If you are trying to make the world a better place, you are on the wrong path. This is not an assumption. This is a fact. You see, the right way does exist in our world and you have a choice as to whether you accept it or reject it. The pattern for life and the way we are to live and communicate in the world comes from the Bible. When you choose to use “filth” language you communicate to others that you are unable to find more intelligent words to express yourself. And while I am at it, no one is born a homosexual. The person decides themselves to become one. It is a sin. You see, God does not make mistakes! This is another fact! And while I am at it, Fox News stands for all that is decent, moral and good. Thank you for your time. Kimble King, Orlando, Florida

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In a recent issue of Orlando Weekly (Savage Love), an idiot was ranting about the conservative views expressed on Fox News. With all of the super liberal ideas passed on as news by stations such as NBC, CBS and MSNBC, don’t you think it is only fair that an opposing view is allowed to be expressed? Liberals think that freedom of speech should only be granted to them. Everyone deserves a chance to express how they feel about a subject. This is America; learn to share it. Walter Williams, Orlando, Florida

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9 This Modern World 10 Rick Scott, veep? It’s a solid maybe! As likely GOP nominee Donald Trump searches for a running mate, Florida Gov. Rick Scott trumps others on the shortlist

25 Recently Reviewed Short takes on restaurants we’ve visited recently

film 28 Film Listings Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

28 On Screens in Orlando Movies playing this week: The Darkness, Money Monster, Rio I Love You and Sing Street

13 Force of nature Morgan Steele, the visionary painter, writer and personality about town, is gone too soon

arts & culture 18 Culture 2 Go Wayne Brady returns to SAK, Disney doles out cash to local arts education programs, plus more performing arts news

19 Live Active Cultures The Strange Imaginary Abstract Surreal Art Show at Dandelion makes a case for Orlando as one of the nation’s strangest cities

Food & Drink 21 Family pies A new generation follows in the footsteps of restaurateur Stefano LaCommare at Antonella’s Pizzeria

music 30 Picks This Week Great live music rattles Orlando every night

30 Suffer no fools Even stoners throw curveballs – tracking the evolution of Texan metal enthusiasts the Sword

35 This Little Underground Wolf-Face draws inspiration from Teen Wolf, Matt Woods draws real ride-or-die fans, and Punk on the Patio continues to be one of downtown’s best showcases

Calendar 36 Selections 38 The Week 39 Drinking Events 39 Down the Road

21 Tip Jar Morimoto Asia’s street food window reopens, Propagation closes amid a Yelp-ocalypse, plus more in our weekly food news roundup

22 Nosh Pit Labneh from Maraya at Sabrina’s joins our favorite tastes from around town

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New high Orlando City Council adopts use of civil citations for possession of small amounts of marijuana BY MON IVETTE COR D EI R O

ith a 4-3 vote on Monday, the Orlando City Council adopted a revised measure that essentially decriminalizes possession of 20 grams or less of marijuana and gives police officers discretion to issue civil citations instead of arresting people. The new measure doesn’t go into effect until later this year, on Oct. 1. Commissioners Sam Ings, Tony Ortiz and Jim Gray voted against the measure. The revised measure makes first-degree

misdemeanor marijuana possession a violation of city code. At the council’s request, city staff amended the proposal by increasing citation fines and adding a diversion program. The revised version makes possession of 20 grams or less of marijuana a Class II violation, with a fine of $100 for the first offense, $200 for the second offense and a mandatory court appearance for the third offense, says assistant city attorney Kyle Shephard.

The proposal also creates a substance abuse diversionary program that allows people who receive citations to do eight hours of community service or eight hours of substance-abuse education instead of paying the fine. The revenue collected from fines would support substance abuse education. Florida law currently penalizes possession of small amounts of pot with one year of jail time, up to a $1,000 fine, probation and a criminal record.

Orlando Police Chief John Mina, whose department supports the measure, has called the initiative a “de-prioritization” of marijuana, not decriminalization, because possessing marijuana is still illegal under state and federal law. The citation program would not apply to people with multiple arrests for this misdemeanor charge or people caught with pot while committing another crime.

he doesn’t think it’s under the scope of the U.S. Attorney’s Office. When Orlando Weekly asked for further comment, a police spokesperson sent us this statement from the city: “The City recognizes the importance of outside review, which is why we have

an established process that involves multiple levels of review and includes outside agencies,” the statement says. “We remain committed to ensuring transparency and certainly welcome any additional review.”

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Under review U.S. Attorney will look over OPD’s arrest of homeless man BY MON IVETTE COR D EI R O

t the urging of the city’s Citizens’ Police Review Board chair, the U.S. Attorney’s Office says it’s investigating whether a homeless man’s civil rights were violated last year when he was arrested by an Orlando Police officer. “We are currently reviewing information pertaining to that incident,” says William Daniels, a spokesman for the office, which operates under the U.S. Attorney General. “No further information is available at this time.” Last August, videos from a police body camera and a mobile phone show Officer James Wilson approaching Terre Johnson, who was sitting on the curb along Ossie Street. Wilson confronted Johnson for sitting on city-owned property and having his feet in the street. In the bodycam video, Johnson repeatedly tells Wilson he isn’t doing anything wrong, while Wilson threatens to arrest him for camping on public property and suggests the homeless man wouldn’t be able to pay a citation. “Get out my face,” Johnson tells Wilson before the officer tackles him to the ground. After Wilson tells Johnson to stop resisting, his bodycam shuts off, and an Orlando Police spokesperson told the Orlando Sentinel that the camera stopped recording because the cord disconnected. A cell-phone video captures Wilson straddling Johnson as he tries to restrain him. The video shows that by the end of the confrontation, Johnson’s face is bloody, though OPD says both men were injured in the fight. Johnson, who was charged with resisting arrest with violence and battery on a

law enforcement officer, had his charges downgraded to simple battery and was ultimately found not guilty in the incident, the Sentinel reports. OPD launched an Internal Affairs investigation into the incident and found that Wilson violated rules regarding conduct toward the public, but exonerated him on the use of force against Johnson. The Citizen’s Review Board did not agree with OPD’s decision to exonerate Wilson and sent a letter to OPD Chief John Mina about the incident. Citizen’s Review Board chair Henry Lim says he referred the case to the U.S. Attorney’s Office because he felt Johnson’s civil rights were potentially violated. “Johnson was never told to stop or that he was under arrest before being attacked by a police officer,” he says. “I didn’t see local authorities taking any action.” Lim says he also saw a potential conflict in that Wilson has family related to local police union president Shawn Dunlap. James Preston, president of the state Fraternal Order of Police, has criticized Lim and accused him of “politicizing the case to further his campaign for the State House District 47 seat,” according to the Sentinel. Lim says he’s not playing politics with the case and is not an “anti-police” figure. “I’m not in this to gain publicity,” he says. “I did it as a concerned citizen. Whatever the U.S. Attorney’s Office decides, I will live with. I think the overwhelming majority of police do an excellent job … but my main concern is to make sure we don’t mess with the relationship that the community has with the police.” Mina told the Sentinel that OPD would go along with the investigation, though

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RICK SCOTT, VEEP? IT’S A SOLID MAYBE! As likely GOP nominee Donald Trump searches for a running mate, Florida Gov. Rick Scott trumps others on the shortlist BY MON IVETTE COR D EI R O

et’s start by acknowledging that Florida Gov. Rick Scott and his spokespeople have said time and time again that he’s not interested in being Republican billionaire Donald Trump’s vice president. “I’m going to pass,” he told CNN’s Erin Burnett last week when she asked what he would do if Trump personally asked him. “I’m going to do everything I can to make sure he wins. Both for our state, if he wants anything done nationwide, I will do anything I can to make sure he wins. But I’m going to stay in this job and finish this job and have a good partner in the White House.” But that’s hard to believe when for the past five months, he’s been courting The Donald’s fickle heart hard. He’s written gushy letters about Trump’s ability to fix America, tried to push him on friends and enemies, and even made an idiot of himself on MSNBC’s Morning Joe trying to defend the candidate’s comments on Muslims. At this point, Scott’s denials sound more self-protective than sincere, like someone who doesn’t want to look like a loser if he doesn’t get asked to the dance. After basically cinching the GOP nomination when the last two Republicans competing against him, U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz and Ohio Gov. John Kasich, dropped out last week, Trump has had more time to think about who he wants at his side when they hand him the nuclear codes, and it seems the endless spectrum of possibilities includes Scott. In an interview with the New York Times, Trump briefly praised Scott, Kasich and New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie as possible contenders. Trump also told MSNBC he’ll go down the “political route” when choosing a vice president, saying he has the “business talents,” but needs “some-

body that can help me with legislation and somebody that can get things passed and somebody who has been friends with the senators and the congressmen.” Some Florida media outlets have found a Trump-Scott ticket laughable, with the Sun Sentinel comparing the potential match to “tuberculosis picking leprosy,” while other outlets, like the Washington Post and the conservative National Review, have seriously considered a Vice President Scott, including him in various speculative lists. Despite Scott’s protests, we think he’s definitely a possible maybe. Our picks: Kasich, Christie, Oklahoma Gov. Mary Fallin, former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich, erstwhile 2016 candidate Ben Carson and former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin. Scott’s harmless enough on TV and could help carry Florida. However, there is the fact of his lower poll numbers and the awkward “latte liberal” incident from earlier this month. Christie has probably the closest personality to Trump, but has an awful approval rating, while Kasich would help carry the important state of Ohio, though he was pretty vocal about disagreeing with the billionaire. Fallin and Gingrich have both expressed admiration for Trump, and Fallin would help the Republican candidate with women (Gingrich: not so much!). Palin and Carson are both wild cards who, like Trump, are easy to underestimate but are dangerous to completely dismiss. (See more pros and cons on our handy Trump Rundown Trading Cards, left.) Scott and Trump certainly have some similarities, says Susan MacManus, a political science professor at the University of South Florida. “The common thread is both have strong business backgrounds and their No. 1 priority is improving the economy,” she says. “They both have a ‘jobs, jobs, jobs’ mantra, which in a way makes sense. Every exit poll done so far in primary elections through the states finds that for Democrats and Republicans, the No. 1 issue is the economy.” What Trump will have to consider, though, are studies that show vice presidential picks often don’t get presidential candidates enough extra votes to win an election, MacManus says. “History is filled with people added to a ticket just because of the state they represent,” she says. “What we’re seeing is that the VP pick can’t help you all that much, but if you pick the wrong person – [one] that, say, does embarrassing things – that can hurt you.” mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com

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Force of nature Morgan Steele, the visionary painter, writer and personality about town, is gone too soon BY L I Z L A N G L E Y

his own little Native American wake for this mouse, and we got to attend it,” Campbell says. (Rat’s in peace.) The eccentricity, the gentleness, the manic productivity, the environmental clean-ups, the rants and the rats are recurring themes when people talk about Morgan Steele. We lost this wild visionary in a car accident on April 23 and his passing drained a lot of light and color from our Orlando world, but oh, how grateful it made us for the many worlds he left behind.

ats. They were everywhere. At the bar, at the Last Supper, masquerading as a penis. Morgan Steele incorporated Rativa, his long-faced Bizarro-World Mickey Mouse, into tons of the bold, cartoonish, provocative paintings he made by the hundreds, not to mention the stacks of ’zines and even novels he wrote. His creativity wasn’t a stream of consciousness; it was rapids. Morgan Steele made Stephen King look lazy. Rodents also inhabited his real life. In fact, they inhabited his clothes. “He came out to Colorado on a Greyhound bus with this little mouse and it lived in his jacket,” says artist Keith “Scramble” Campbell, noting that in the single month he spent visiting Campbell in Colorado, Steele spun out 70 paintings. When this little pet died after two years, Steele went out drinking with the rodent pinned to his hat, and later “had

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Jef Shelby shares a photo of an 11-year-old Morgan putting on what might be his first art show in Miami in the 1970s. “He had made little postcard-sized paintings and he hung them on a pole and served lemonade,” says Shelby, Steele’s most constant companion. The CONTINUED ON PAGE 14

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were his prices, “so anyone you talk to, they don’t have one painting, they have five paintings, they have 10 paintings. Shit, I’ve got 100 of them.” “Morgan’s art fills my house – he made beautiful color out of the darkness of life,” says Lindy Shepherd, former Orlando Weekly arts editor, who wrote about Steele in the Weekly’s pages (“Morgan Steele lets it all hang out – and lets it all flow in”) and subsequently hired him to do special projects for the paper. Steele illustrated Orlando Weekly’s 2008 Best of Orlando issue (see previous page), and also the inaugural “You’re So Orlando” issue; in both, his spot-on observations of his fellow Orlandoans are illustrated in exquisite detail. “He worked at a remarkable speed,” Shepherd says, and was “early for his deadlines, even if it meant riding his bicycle in the rain with his drawings tucked into his shirt.”

IF YOU DIDN’T LIKE HIM, YOU DIDN’T KNOW HIM. IF YOU KNEW HIM, YOU LOVED HIM.

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pair often sipped and scribbled at Austin’s Coffee, which was coated with Steele’s words and pictures. “I’d be sitting there doing nothing, shooting the shit with him and he was drawing.” The documentation that took place at the Winter Park coffee house was constant and consuming: little notes like “Jim Morrison exposed himself for your sins” or “Never feed dog bones to chickens,” and constant sketching that captured what author and photographer Gary Monroe described in Extraordinary Interpretations: Florida’s Self-Taught Artists as “cartoon surrealism,” threaded with “encryptions that, like hieroglyphs, appear codified and impenetrable.” His satirical edge, Steele told Monroe, was “from those years of reading Mad magazine.” With that as an influence it’s hardly surprising his work was “never elitist,” Campbell says, and neither

But for all that creative drive, he avoided the bright limelight like a Mogwai. “Most of my Morgan memories involve him being obstinately polite in public,” says Watermark editor-inchief Billy Manes. “I remember him like a shadow in most of the scenes of my Orlando life” – giving attention, but never seeking it. He even painted surprises into people’s lives some may still not know about. “He would go to these hotels all over the country and he started to pull out the dresser drawers, paint the underside of them and put the drawers back,” Campbell says of Steele’s art show road trips. Jim Crescitelli, former manager of the Urban Think bookstore and gallery, tells of Steele’s weekly visits to rant about wanting an art show there, which he was always granted but never submitted work for, preferring to show up the next week to rant some more about wanting an art show. Lather. Rant. Repeat. However, Crescitelli says, when going about bookstore business, “I would find small manifestations of his art placed as bookmarks, tucked onto posters or taped

Christine Spalding, Alan Grayson and Morgan Steele at the wedding of Billy Manes and Tony Mauss

on the restroom walls, all featuring his grungy mouse,” which Crescitelli loved. As he loved Morgan. “I considered him a resident artist, so he enjoyed the requisite occasional treat from the bar when he stopped by to rant about not being in a show.”

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Not craving the limelight didn’t mean he failed to speak his mind. “He’s a ranter,” says Scramble Campbell. “If something’s going on he wanted to talk about it,” in person or online. “It would make me happy because it wouldn’t be boring,” says Steele’s friend, artist and filmmaker Carl Knickerbocker, who manned a space adjacent to Steele’s at the Mennello’s annual Orlando Folk Art Festival (since renamed the Indie-Folkfest). “Morgan would be painting, ranting and selling. Painting on something and everything to kill the time between sales. Ranting against yuppies, complaining about art buyers who were cheapskates, bummed at perceived slights from certain women, vowing to quit painting and only write, and bitching about writing, and scheming to get out of Orlando. But at the flip of a switch, he would identify a bird, talk lovingly and respectfully of many artists and writers in town, or fondly recollect adventures on the road.” He was “a very good artist, an earnest environmentalist, an outlier and outsider in the very best sense,” Knickerbocker says. “He said he was addicted to Facebook,” says Harriet Duncan, who often sold art alongside Steele at the downtown Orlando Farmers Market. “He became omnipresent, posting to everyone. It was like having your own personal Morgan. Duncan also enjoyed Steele’s “Unofficial Hunter S. Thompson” Facebook page, an homage to one of his all-time heroes. At the moment, it can still be accessed at facebook.com/gonzovilleUSA. Another great love was the band L7, whose logo he emblazoned on everything that didn’t try to run away. He corresponded with the band, who acknowledged him as an “L7 Fan for Life.” (He once showed Shepherd a handwritten note from Donita Sparks telling him

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that he was “on her shitlist,” a prized possession.) The band commemorated Steele’s passing, and his painting, on their Facebook page. Steele had regard for those he loved and who loved him; he had no regard for convention. Often looking, well, disheveled, he’d come to Stardust Video and Coffee in bare feet, sometimes caked with mud from cleaning junk out of local lakes. He’d remove buckets full of plastic toys that he would write or draw on and turn into art. “He’d make you look things in a different way. He was frustrated with how homogenized most people were,” Shelby says, noting that his transformation of everything, every surface, into a means of expression extended even to his car, a used Jaguar. “From day one he put a paint brush to it,” says Steele’s close friend of 23 years, Christine Spalding, for whom he was an inspiring big brother. Steele turned the yuppie status symbol into what it was, just an object, “just something else he could paint on,” Spalding says. Spalding recalls Morgan’s prepping the car for the wedding of Billy Manes and Tony Mauss at the Acre in 2015, saying, “He spray-painted on the side of the car something like ‘Going to a Gay Wedding!’ and stuck a huge American flag through the sun roof. I guess we made a grand entrance.”

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People were often wary of Morgan at first, but inevitably they’d find, along with the rats and the rants, that “he was kind in his core,” Shelby says. He had suffered bullies, so he had a flinty edge, but he “was always kind to those who were kind to him,” Shelby says. “You can be dirty and say ‘fuck’ every other word, but still be kind.” The creator of Rativa also lived on and off at an Altamonte Springs bird sanctuary for several years, exchanging care for injured wildlife for a place to stay from friend and mentor Ann Young. He would even salvage plants from the trash, trying to reclaim anything that still had a chance, Spalding says. Harriet Duncan recalls, “When I had

Steele in a hand-painted suit at Keith “Scramble” Campbell’s wedding (photo via Jef Shelby)

to do the market without my partner, Morgan showed up to help me set up that heavy steel frame tent. When my cat was killed by coyotes during their rampage in College Park,” the two of them set off “down the neighborhood streets, warning people who were walking their little dogs in the dark,” she says. “He was exactly who he was: uncompromising in his authenticity, enigmatic, cynical yet quixotic, eccentric, yet the person you could count on most,” Duncan says. Musician Jim O’Rourke remembers Steele saying that “molecules were like tiny paints and canvases that clash together and create art all around us.” Since he did the same, that would qualify Morgan Steele as a force of nature. I myself met this lovable weirdo in the early 1990s when we bonded as fellow fans of Hunter S. Thompson. He was generous and surprising to me from the beginning, and his ability to remain unmodified by the world was humbling. “He wasn’t after money or fame, he just loved making things from garbage and painting his brilliance on old pieces of fence posts,” says artist Doug Rhodehamel. “He was the real deal, and I will miss him. “If you didn’t like him, you didn’t know him. If you knew him, you loved him.” arts@orlandoweekly.com

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You’re going to hear a lot about the 25th annual Orlando Fringe theater festival this month, but I don’t want the silver anniversary of another arts institution to slip by unnoticed. SAK Comedy Lab, like the Fringe, was also co-founded by Terry Olson in 1991, and the downtown improvisation school is celebrating their quarter-century with shows featuring some of their most famous former members. Television host Wayne Brady (Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Let’s Make a Deal) returns home to appear alongside the troupe’s founders at 8:30 p.m. Sunday, May 15, following an anniversary alumni reunion at 6 p.m., and will perform with his fellow SAK All-Stars Monday, May 16, at 8 p.m. Call 407-648-0001 to see if any $35 seats are still available.

With the recent increase in ticket prices at Walt Disney World, it’s good to know that at least a little of that money is being given back to local arts education. Last month, Mad Cow Theatre received a $10,000 contribution from Disney toward taking one of the staged readings from their Science Play Festivals on a tour of local schools. And last week the Dr. Phillips Center Florida Hospital School of the Arts was awarded a $100,000 grant from Disney to fund two years of the Disney Musicals in Schools program, a free residency in musical theater for underprivileged students, at four Orlando-area public schools. Applications are being accepted now for the 2016-2017 school year; visit drphillipscenter.org for more information.

NOW PLAYING: The Wonderful Wizard of Song: An Evening With Harold Arlen, through May 15 at the JCC of Greater Orlando … Singin’ in the Rain, through May 29 at Winter Garden’s Garden Theatre … The Producers, through May 22 at Osceola Arts.

UPCOMING: CFCArts Choir: A Night on the Red Carpet, May 12-13 at Northland Church … Orlando REP Power Chords: Broadway Our Way, May 13 at the Abbey … Starter Studio Demo Day, May 19 at Dr. Phillips Center … Emotions Dance: Blur, June 3-4 at Orlando Shakes … Conquer Pro Wrestling presents We Don’t Play Fight, June 4 at Orlando Shakes. arts@orlandoweekly.com

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The Strange Imaginary Abstract Surreal Art Show at Dandelion Communitea Café makes a case for Orlando as one of the nation’s strangest cities Hunter S. Thompson may have made a strong case for Las Vegas as America’s most hallucinogenic city, but I’d argue that Orlando is actually the capital of the United States of the Surreal. There’s an inherent absurdism to a metropolis built around cartoon fantasy, where castles and condos share the city skyline. And the City Beautiful always seems especially unreal to me when tropical storms sweep across the Sunshine State. Combine the two and you have an oddly ideal environment for last Wednesday night’s opening of Unreal: The Strange Imaginary Abstract Surreal Art Show at Dandelion Communitea Café. When I arrived on Thornton Avenue about an hour into the opening reception for the vegan-friendly venue’s latest art exhibition, heavy rain was hammering the neighborhood. But although Floridians usually flee indoors at the first raindrop, artist Eddie Fulcher was braving the elements under a makeshift tarp, attracting a small knot of sodden spectators as he demonstrated his chemistry-inspired painting performance technique, which involves using salt crystals to create 3-D effects and even lighting his paintings on fire. Ducking into the dry environs of the homey teahouse, I discovered the interior was overflowing with patrons. As I tried to examine the artwork without disrupting people’s dinners, I encountered curator Theresa Touhey in a crowded back room and asked her to fill me in on the exhibit’s origins. “I came up with the theme because I was asking artists who participated in the sci-fi show two months ago, and a couple said, ‘We want something surreal,’ and one

“Moth,” by Dominic DaSylva said, ‘Fantasy,’” Touhey told me. “The word ‘unreal’ hit my head, which encapsulates everything; I looked it up in the dictionary, and it said ‘strange, dreamy’ and things of that nature.” Touhey’s call to artists prompted 33 participants to provide more than 60 pieces, which will be on public display at Dandelion through June 26. “It was pretty amazing, some of the stuff that came through and the different themes that people play with.” And if you detect a tonal difference between the displays in the two rear rooms, it’s intentional: “When I started curating the show and the images were coming in, I noticed that some seemed really dreamy, and some seemed kind of nightmarish,” Touhey said. “So I put things that seem a little darker [in the back left room], and more of the dreamy stuff in the blue room because it’s lighter, just to give that cohesiveness to the show.” Some exhibit highlights that Touhey pointed out to me included “La Danse Persistante,” Elizabeth Eleanor Davis’ “hauntingly beautiful” portrait of a gasmasked ballerina (“That one spoke to me immediately when I saw it”); Scott Andrews’ whimsical painting of animal musicians around a campfire (“His work is so meticulous. I really love his sense of humor and detail”); and the “phenomenal” pair of laser-cut wood sculptures framing pinhole camera prints that recent University of Florida BFA graduate Erica Sterling created as part of her senior project. The most striking piece in Unreal’s collection is Dominic DaSylva’s monumental

moth collage, which Touhey deems “incredible.” He re-created Salvador Dalí’s “The Human Skull” and incorporated it into a death’s-head hawkmoth (as seen in the iconic Silence of the Lambs poster) using clippings from the “thousands and thousands” of recycled magazines that DaSylva says fill his home. “Being a huge movie buff, I never saw anything done with it … it was a morbid movie. I thought I could bring something beautiful into that,” DaSylva explained when I asked about his inspiration. “Also, the nature of the European death’s-head moth – we have that exact moth here [in Florida] without the death’s-head [marking].” DaSylva’s moth image is surrounded by words like “sophisticated,” “recharge” and “elegance,” which DaSylva feels connect to the Acherontia atropos essence. If you missed out on participating in Unreal, keep your eye on facebook.com/ dandelioncommunitea for the next call to artists. The July art show will be a showcase of seven or eight artists, and August will launch another two-month-long exhibit, potentially playing with the theme “macro/ micro.” “I originally wanted to do landscapes, but three rooms of landscapes is kind of repetitive and boring,” says Touhey. “I started thinking of Georgia O’Keeffe and going into something really deep or something really expansive. So I want to play with that contrast.” Could one of your artworks end up being shown or sold at Dandelion? This is Orlando; stranger things have happened. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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After opening briefly during the holidays and St. Patrick’s Day, Morimoto Asia’s street food window reopens May 15 with a revamped menu. In addition to sushi and onigiri, on-the-go guests can sample bao tacos, donburi rice bowls, sticky ribs, takoyaki, taiyaki and various other snackables. NEWS/EVENTS Yours truly and Kristen Manieri of Orlando Date Night Guide, both of us Canadian expats, host the first-ever North of the Border Bash & Poutine Palooza at K Restaurant on Victoria Day (that’s May 23 to all you non-hosers). Cost is $30 ($35 at the door) with all proceeds benefiting the Kevin Fonzo Foundation … Leguminati, the vegan food truck, will sling brunch from noon to 3 p.m. Sundays at Artichoke Red Vegan Market in College Park … Osprey Tavern teams with Paul Hobbs Winery for their first wine dinner – five courses on Sunday, June 5; call 407-960-7700 for reservations … Throughout May, guests donating $2 or more to No Kid Hungry receive a voucher for a complimentary hand-spun shake as part of Shake Shack’s 5th Annual Great American Shake Sale.

The prosciutto and mozzarella hero at Antonella’s Pizzeria

Family pies A new generation follows in the footsteps of Italian restaurateur Stefano LaCommare BY FAIYAZ KARA ANTONELLA’S PIZZERIA 360 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park | 407-636-5333 | antonellaspizza.com | $$

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ust when he thought he was out, Stefano LaCommare was sucked back into the very world he walked away from last year. Well, sort of. LaCommare no longer runs his once-bustling namesake trattoria in Winter Springs, but his daughter Antonella Paradiso, his son Leonardo, and Antonella’s husband, Francesco, felt the call of the wild restaurant world, and Stefano couldn’t help but get his hands greasy by helping out. Just talking to Antonella at her namesake pizza and pasta house on Fairbanks Avenue, you get a sense of the passion and familial pride in this humble little operation. And the digs are humble – diminutive, even, as those who visited the space when it was Pi Hole Pizza, Chomp Chomp Pizza or House of Kabob before that know.

Antonella’s sauces, and her punishing use of garlic, are undoubtedly traits passed down from LaCommare. In fact, after one bite of those familiar hand-tied garlic knots ($3.95 for six; $6.95 for 12), you’d think she was trying to one-up papa. Despite the intensity, skipping the doughy knots would be wrong. Spinning more dough into New Yorkstyle pizza pies is Francesco, the pizzaiolo responsible for keeping sated the hordes of Rollins students we saw folding and thrusting slices into their ravenous yaps. We couldn’t help but follow suit with good ol’ fashioned cheese ($2.25 per slice) and spinach and tomato ($3 per slice). The rectangular slab of Sicilian ($3.25 per slice) had us thinking back to our college days and meals comprising Stouffer’s French Bread Pizza. Luckily, this hefty wedge failed to elicit the sort of gastrointestinal distress the boxed variant had a knack for wreaking, often minutes before finals.

On the sandwich front, a saucy meatball parmigiana hero ($8.95) held up nicely in between soft and crusty bread, even after a thorough anointing in herbaceous marinara. Our server, affable, exuberant and chatty, talked so highly of the eggplant rollatini florentina ($13.95) that we felt obliged to order it – good for her that the breaded melanzana rolled with ricotta, spinach, mozzarella and plenty of tomato sauce didn’t disappoint. Then again, nothing here really did, including the dolci fashioned by Antonella’s brother-in-law at Pizza Paradiso on University Boulevard. A not-too-sweet ricotta filling rendered the cannoli ($3.95) nearly flawless, while the slightly more sugary limoncello cake ($4.95) made a perfectly adequate capper to the proceedings. Just as her father did at Il Pescatore and Stefano’s, Antonella makes it a point to visit and chat with patrons. While she may lack her father’s animated Old World lilt, the flair and geniality is unmistakably present, and that, perhaps, is the most important ingredient of all. The dishes served at Stefano’s and Il Pescatore weren’t the sort to blow your mind, but when a craving for traditional and comforting Italian fare hit, there was no other place I wanted to go. I feel the same about Antonella’s.

OPENINGS College Park continues its string of restaurant openings, the latest being the Doghouse, a tot-and-hotdoggery located in the same building (and owned by the same folks) as the Soda Fountain … More College Park news: Caliente Spicy Cuban Fusion on Edgewater Drive is on hold for at least six months, says owner Jim Lakey … In Mills 50, Restaurant ASH, by Hell’s Kitchen contestant Ashley Nickell, has opened in the old Funky Monkey space … Next! Clermont’s Wallace Grill says it will open a second location in the former Fifi’s Patisserie/Nick’s Italian Kitchen space in the Sanctuary condos on South Eola Drive … 4 Rivers Smokehouse will open an outpost in Kissimmee later this summer on Osceola Parkway near the Loop … Puerto Rican restaurant La Isla Restaurant Bar & Grill has opened in Sanford. CLOSINGS Propagation, the furniture/coffeehouse on Mills Avenue, will close at the end of this month. Got restaurant dish? Send tips to dining@orlandoweekly.com

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here’s a saying in Lebanon: You haven’t lived until you’ve had labneh. OK, that isn’t exactly true, but when I first tried Violette Haddad’s labneh at Maraya Restaurant near the Florida Mall, I felt like I hadn’t lived, then I nearly died from the swoon this ethereal Middle Eastern cream cheese induced. It’s wonderfully tart (but not too tart), with the texture of yogurt and a cheesy finish – and I mean that in a good way. It’s typically served for breakfast with a little olive oil, pita bread and tea, or for lunch and dinner with olives, pickles, cherry tomatoes and scallions, with arak, the Levant’s most potent potable. Personally, I enjoy it as is, usually after a meal of kebabs or falafel (Maraya serves the

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city’s best falafel, by the by) in the same vein one would enjoy an after-dinner cheese course. The process is simple, but it takes a few days: First Haddad boils a blend of raw cow’s and goat’s milk, leaves it to cool, then adds yogurt, which she also makes from scratch. After the mixture cools for about eight hours, Haddad places it in cheesecloth and hangs it in the refrigerator for three days. The resulting labneh is then ready to eat, and eat it you will. It might take a while before your eyes roll back to the front of your head. Consider it a pro of this propitious probiotic. – Faiyaz Kara Maraya at Sabrina’s Restaurant, 8100 Crystal Clear Lane, 407 856-8155; marayarestaurant.com

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Better Than Sex Dessert-only restaurant sexes things up with a menu of cakes, pies and beverages, most of which will have you moaning in satisfaction. Rimmed drinks, be they wine or coffee, can leave a sticky mess, while desserts like the “Cookie Nookie Pie,” “Morning After” and “Missionary Crisp” are meant to indulge. Chocoltae lovers need look no further than the “Twist & Stout” – a girthy chocolate cake with a tart chocolate center and a glaze of dark chocolate stout. Reservations are strongly recommended, as seats fill up quickly. 1905 N. Orange Ave., 407-761-8949; $$

The Sanctum Plant-based eatery deftly disproves the antiquated notion that meatless and wheatless equates to tasteless with boldly flavored green, grain and pasta bowls. A kale Caesar is anything but one-dimensional, and the harissa-spiced “Mo’Rockin” bowl with cauliflower, beets, candied walnuts and sultanas is faultless. Smoothies and pastries are available for sating the sweet tooth. Oh, and they can also pull a proper espresso. Note: Dairy and gluten options are available. Open daily. 715 N. Ferncreek Ave., 407-757-0346; $$

Black Rooster Taqueria Tacos at this Mills 50 taqueria are carefully and authentically constructed, with bracing epazote in the vegetarian taco, pickled chile poblano and Oaxaca cheese in the beefand-bacon asada, and earthy achiote in the pork taco. A texturally brilliant kale salad is out of the norm, but well worth ordering, as is a stew of beef shoulder achiote with aji panca. The chocolate-chipotle flan will leave a lasting impression. Closed Mondays. 1323 N. Mills Ave., 407-601-0994; $$

Del Frisco’s Double Eagle Steak House The high-end chophouse scene got a little beefier when Del Frisco’s returned to the city with its colossal, two-story Double Eagle steakhouse. Wet-aged USDA Prime steaks are the specialty, and you’ll feel your wallet crimp with every pricey bite, be it the 22-ounce bone-in ribeye or the wagyu

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tomahawk chop. Wine lovers will rejoice in the 1,300 labels offered. Dinner only. 9150 International Drive, 407-351-5074; $$$$

Metro Diner Comfort food chain replicates an old-timey diner with its checkerboard floor, counter seating and Depression-era feel. Breakfast (served all day) is the main draw, with griddled items like the nutty waffle and croissant French toast being highlights, though the mandible-testing Pittsburgh sandwich with pastrami and fried egg is worth a try. Open daily. 985 N. State Road 434, Altamonte Springs, 407-917-8997; $$

Morimoto Asia Palatial Disney Springs resto offers pricey, albeit well-executed, pan-Asian eats. Rock shrimp tempura, braised black cod, duck ramen and arresting Peking duck wow, and spicy yellowtail rolls and ethereal otoro are wonderful. Pairing meals with potent potables is easy here: plenty of sakes, beers and wine from which to choose. Reservations are recommended, though the second-floor Forbidden Lounge is a draw for the walk-up diner. Disney Springs, 1600 E. Buena Vista Blvd., Lake Buena Vista, 407-939-6686; $$$$

Market on South Vegan fare: It’s not just for vegans anymore, as this gathering ground for herbivores and omnivores alike demonstrates. In the mornings, lines run out the door for Valhalla Bakery’s delicious doughnuts, while visitors chow down on Dixie Dharma’s victuals – tasty tacos, BBQ pulled jackfruit and Georgia peach sloppy joes, for example – day and night. Humble Bumble kombuchas are also offered, as are Quantum Leap wines and rotating draft beers. Open daily. 2603 E. South St., 407-613-5968; $$

Urbain 40 French Colonial brasserie with a swing-era vibe is a stunner, and the high price you’ll pay is well worth the wallet crimp. Chef Jean-Stephane Poinard’s mushroomy crêpe urbain is reflective of native Lyonnaise cuisine, but stellar bouillabaise and duck three ways showcase his regional chops. Pastry chef Amanda McFall does no wrong, be it macarons, truffles, tortes or potent baba au rhum. 8000 Via Dellagio Way, 407-872-2640; $$$$

KrungThep Tea Time This Thai teahouse and sandwich joint has a stark, yet soothing, simplicity. The chicken gra-prow will be on your regular sandwich rotation, as will the marinated beef sammie with tangy and peppery jaaw sauce. Also try “naked sanswiches,” aka salads. Brick toast, like the “ka-ti” with condensed milk, coconut ice cream, honey and crushed peanuts, is a must, as are the plethora of teas, offered hot or cold. Open daily. 1050 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, 407-733-3561; $ ■

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FILM LISTINGS Ferris Bueller’s Day Off Even though Ferris Bueller skips class, you can still learn more about John Hughes’ cult classic with specially produced commentary from Turner Classic Movies host Ben Mankiewicz. Sunday, 2 & 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; 855-473-4612; fathomevents.com.

explore the contradictions of a nation rife with gun violence. Sunday, 2 pm; Winter Park Public Library, 460 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-623-3300; peacefilmfest.org. International Freethought Film Festival An annual celebration of freedom of expression, featuring shorts, features, panels and more. Friday, 5:30 pm, Saturday, 1:30 pm and Sunday, noon; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; $10-$35; freethoughtfilmfest.org.

The Abolitionists Tim Ballard, a former Homeland Security agent specializing in infiltrating and dismantling trafficking organizations, brings the fight against child sex trafficking to the big screen. Monday, 7:30 pm; multiple locations; $16.05; fathomevents.com.

The Family Fang Jason Bateman’s second directorial effort, in which siblings Baxter (Bateman) and Annie (Nicole Kidman) are forced to deal with their estranged performance-artist parents. Opens Friday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Lolo Film by Julie Delpy in which she stars as a trying-to-date divorcee whose 19-year-old son, Lolo, still lives at home. Through Thursday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Popcorn Flicks in the Park: Sense and Sensibility Ang Lee’s adaptation of Jane Austen stars Emma Thompson, Kate Winslet, Hugh Grant and Alan Rickman. Thursday, 8 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; enzian.org.

FilmSlam ’16 Experience the best local indie film showcase, and vote for each month’s winner. Sunday, 1 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Gothic Screening of Ken Russell’s dramatization of the trip that inspired Mary Shelley to write Frankenstein. Friday, 8 pm; Carmine Boutique, 2708 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $12.

RiffTrax Live: Time Chasers The guys who make movies funny, Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett, revisit one of the most beloved and oft-quoted films of the MST3K era, Time Chasers, the story of a man named Nick who turns his airplane into a time machine with the aid of his beloved Commodore 64. Tuesday, 7:30 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; 855-473-4612; fathomevents.com.

Grateful Dead Meet-Up at the Movies A previously unreleased concert film of the Grateful Dead playing at Sullivan Stadium in Foxboro, Massachusetts, on July 2, 1989. Wednesday, 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.38; fathomevents.com. Green Room A punk band accidentally witnesses a backstage murder and are trapped by the club’s depraved owner (Patrick Stewart). Through Thursday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Saturday Matinee Classics: Hannah and Her Sisters Woody Allen’s film about three successive Thanksgivings in the lives of three sisters. Saturday, noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Hump Day Movie Night: Audition Screening of Takashi Miike’s thriller about a widower who decides to hold auditions for his next girlfriend and gets more than he asked for. Wednesday, 8 pm; Carmine Boutique, 2708 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $10.

Throwback Thursday Movies Watch cult classic favorites at the downtown library every Thursday for the month of May. Thursdays, 11 am; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

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The Kitty Beautiful Mewvie Night Fundraiser Catch a screening of The Princess Bride while surrounded by adorable felines at this fundraiser for downtown’s first cat café. Thursday, 7 pm; The Kitty Beautiful, 223 N. Magnolia Ave.; $10; thekittybeautiful.com.

Cult Classics: Princess Mononoke Hayao Miyazaki’s magnum opus about the conflict between nature and industry. Friday-Saturday, 11:59 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

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OPENING: The Darkness Unlike a lot of people, I didn’t think much of 1999’s Stir of Echoes. About the only thing I took from it was that, if you marry Kevin Bacon, sooner or later, it’s going to ruin your lawn. Yet people keep starting families with him in supernatural thrillers – like The Darkness, in which he and his clan take a trip to the Grand Canyon and come home to discover they’ve been pursued by a malevolent spirit that preys on their worst fears. From what I know of family vacations, bringing your worst fears to life is definitely part of the package. But you usually don’t have to wait to get home from the Grand Canyon: The experience is in full swing by the time you check into a motel in Paducah, Kentucky. Either way, somebody ought to tell Kyra Sedgwick to look into a good Airbnb. (PG13)

Money Monster A few years ago, I started to compile a mental list of movies in which female journalists and other members of the media have inappropriate relationships with people they’re supposed to be working with and/or covering. I stopped counting at about eleventy billion. From A Face in the Crowd to Thank You for Smoking to Iron Man, the cinema remains convinced that women cannot separate the demands of their careers from the ongoing drive to get that good D. Continuing the tradition is Money Monster, in which a TV investment guru (George Clooney) is held hostage on the air by a viewer he ruined with his financial advice. Also caught up in the siege is the show’s producer

(Julia Roberts), who of course just happens to be her star’s girlfriend. There could be a lot else to recommend this flick, but I’m not terribly inclined to find out as long as it could just as easily be titled The Night Jim Cramer Kissed Me. Sell! (R)

NOW PLAYING: Rio I Love You The folks who brought us Paris Je T’aime and New York I Love You offer up the latest installment in the series that’s come to be known as Cities of Love. (“Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred tourists …”) This one’s an anthology of vignettes set in the shadow of that world-famous big-ass Jeebus statue. Contributors include Fernando Meirelles of the great City of God and South Korea’s Im Sang-Soon, who presents us with the story of a waiter who also happens to be a vampire. Yeah, there’s something they don’t show you in the travel brochure. (R)

Sing Street Once director John Carney spins a semi-autobiographical musical about a kid in 1980s Dublin who discovers that the best way to win the heart of his crush is to start a rock & roll band. Wait a minute – picking up the guitar to get chicks? It’s so crazy it just might work! (At least until somebody invents boogie-boarding.) The soundtrack mixes original tunes with numbers by the likes of Motörhead and the Jam. At one point, Bono and the Edge were going to be involved too, but those plans fell through. And thank God, because did you see what they did to Spider-Man? It took an entire Civil War to straighten that whole thing out. (PG-13)

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GREAT LIVE MUSIC RATTLES ORLANDO EVERY NIGHT Mr. Pauer Jack-of-all-trades producer Mr. Pauer has created a sub-sub-genre that he’s dubbed “electropical” – state-of-the-art beats mixed with rhythms and textures taken from cumbia, salsa, dancehall – and it’s a hybrid that immediately pleases. 8 p.m. Wednesday, May 11, at the Beacham, free (must RSVP)

Tomboi NE Florida’s electro-pop trio Tomboi took Orlando by storm opening for Of Montreal at the Social. Now you can catch them in a far more intimate setting. 10 p.m. Thursday, May 12, at Spacebar, $7

Gaul Beyond-grim Gainesville doom/sludge trio spreads a suffocating blanket of gray despair over Uncle Lou’s. More Grief than ganja. 9 p.m. Friday, May 13, at Uncle Lou’s, $5

Oddisee DC rapper Oddisee has collaborated with the likes of the Roots, Flying Lotus and DJ Jazzy Jeff and held his own. His DIY solo work is every bit as impressive and inventive as these partnerships. 8 p.m. Saturday, May 14, at Backbooth, $15

Hop Along Led by the singular Frances Quinlan, Philadelphia’s Hop Along create music that is somehow as earthy as it is alien, reminding one of early Helium or “Wagon”-era Dinosaur Jr. Gimme indie rock. 8 p.m. Sunday, May 15, at the Social, $15-$17

Autarx Local deathrock kings and queens Autarx kick off an East Coast tour with this warm-up show; come pay your (last?) respects.

Com Truise Synthwave wunderkind Com Truise (Seth Haley) mines old synthesizers for textures and soundscapes that are subliminally familiar, but never gives in to full-on retrofetishism. 8 p.m. Tuesday, May 17, at the Beacham,

t’s hard to believe that the Sword dropped their debut album just 10 years ago — because these Texas natives sound like they’ve been blowing amps and melting minds since the days of Sabbath and Zeppelin. Four albums full of reliably heavy stoner metal and sci-fi-influenced psych-rock endeared them to an increasingly mainstream audience – they had a popular song on the 2006 version of Guitar Hero, they opened a string of arena dates for Metallica, and their 2012 album Apocryphon debuted at No. 17 on the Billboard 200. But on 2015’s High Country, band members John D. Cronise, Kyle Shutt, Bryan Richie and Jimmy Vela III took a hard left turn, delivering a batch of 15 power-pop, R&B, folk and even electro-pop songs. Some longtime Sword fans reacted harshly to the stylistic shift. So we dialed up guitarist Kyle Shutt to talk about his love of Orlando, his dislike of super aggro metal and the analogy of good songs to cake-filled icing.

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off all of our old records, but the bulk of the set is still High Country. The record is just a different flavor, but it was also pretty divisive, though; we tried to find a new way forward, writing songs instead of just writing riffs. Live, however, people will see that the old Sword they love isn’t gone. We’re not some radically different band.

You guys have always been scorned for keeping things too easy, for playing it too safe.

Which is why we weren’t interested in making the same album over and over again. We did what we’ve always done, which is to make the album we want to hear. We’ve never been a band to follow trends. Right now, everyone seems real hot on what we were doing 10 years ago. So maybe we’re going to do some totally different shit. Maybe 10 years from now everyone doing stoner metal is going to do electropop instead.

So you aren’t impressed with the current glut of psychedelic hard rock bands?

Well, you can’t argue with numbers. I just want people to have a good time listening to music. It’s easy to sit back and say, “Oh, we were doing that 10 years ago!” But really, they’re not doing it as good now as we doing it then. Just kidding! That sounds pompous. Most stoner metal fans would agree.

We love Sleep and the Melvins, but when we came around, nobody was doing what we did. We were the only band with a normal singer. And our drummer would go out there with four drums and be better than all the dudes with huge kits, double kicks and all these triggers and shit. It inadvertently reminded us that all you need to rock is some amps and a kick-ass attitude. And good songs. If you have that, you can go a lot further than with the perfect album and the radio producer and all that bullshit. That’s the icing on the cake, but if you don’t have a cake, you’re just going to be stuck with a mouthful of icing. And that’s not that pleasant after the first few bites. All right, shoot – you guys love Orlando because _____.

Orlando’s fabulous. The crowds in a lot of major markets in the U.S. can sometimes get a little entitled. But in Florida, people always seem keyed up – they like to party and scream along with all the songs. Plus, I love the Social because you can see everybody’s face in the whole place. music@orlandoweekly.com

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Brace yourselves, guys. I’ll be on column break next week. It’ll be OK, I promise.

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I’ve been curious to see St. Pete’s WolfFace (May 6, Will’s Pub) for a while now – mainly because, first, they’re a band called Wolf-Face and, second, they actually wear wolf faces. Their particular lupine inspiration is Michael J. Fox’s b-balling Teen Wolf because, duh. Beyond that, I’m only concerned about their music because it’s my job. Really, I just wanted to see wolves on stage. And they delivered, Beavers jerseys and all. But, holy shit, behind all the goof and gimmick, they’re actually a good band. Their intro was a nicely faithful rendition of the Cramps’ “I Was a Teenage Werewolf,” but the rest was roof-punching, streetstyle punk rock. As muscular as they are melodic, they outclass many of their more earnest punk contemporaries. They’re solid enough, in fact, to stand strong even without their whole getup. But please, please, please … don’t ever lose the getup. Five months in and hopeful new concert monthly Punk on the Patio is still a thing – and, thankfully, a good and well-supported thing. The latest edition (May 4, the Patio) was a strong, legitimately underground roster with bands like young local standout Crit, Jacksonville’s the Caution Children and Palm Bay’s Gillian Carter. The latter two are a couple of progressive heavy Florida bands that first caught my ear several years ago at true DIY spots like Uncle Lou’s and the dearly

Wolf-Face’s particular lupine inspiration is Michael J. Fox’s b-balling Teen Wolf because, duh. departed Hoops Tavern. Both draw good results from hardcore and post-hardcore but with distinctly different aesthetics. The Caution Children weave screamo and tall, textured post-rock into a sweeping, widescreen sound aimed at the sky. It’s screeching, gleeful release delivered with a little theater, even. Driven more by velocity, Gillian Carter goes for the face with a more blistering kind of beauty. And they really brought the heat, with far and away the best set of the night. Even though they come full-tilt, they’re an intelligent band that shatters most institutional notions about intense music with a full spectrum of moods, from skydiving blasts to melodic odysseys. As one of the most dimensional extreme bands coming out of Florida, these guys make even Deafheaven seem narrow. And perhaps most notably, they’ve crystallized considerably into an indisputably complete force of extraordinary expression since I last saw them. It’s great to see that POTP is keeping up both its momentum and quality. The monthly concert series is a great deal ($5 cover includes a free drink), a doable commitment (sane weekday show times) and a much-needed reclamation of prime

downtown real estate for live music of real credibility. And it’s probably the only place you’ll get to see some of these exciting underground bands amid lasers, fog, bubbles and the downtown skyline. Country-rocker Matt Woods is from Knoxville but practically has dual citizenship here with how often he comes through. And though he may not have the most sizable following here, he has something that most buzz-bands-du-jour can’t claim: real ride-or-die fans. His people are the kind who don’t just go to every one of his frequent shows, but also rack up ridiculous bar tabs buying an elephant-killing amount of alcohol for themselves, their friends (the ones they came with and the new ones they just made that night) and the musicians. These folks are the pure lifeblood of live music whose red carpet has lifted acts like Lucero and American Aquarium to such prominence. Woods’ stop this time (May 1, Will’s Pub) was a relatively rare full-band appearance with a quartet that brought lots of complementary atmosphere and horsepower to his blend of defiant spirit and traditional soul. Opening for Woods, with only banjo and guitar, Gainesville’s Big Shoals showed this arrangement’s capability for real folk majesty. Even as just a string duo, they stroked fully, beautifully rendered sonic landscapes with their cinematic brand of Americana. Theirs is an authentic vein that has seriousness of emotion, depth of soul and precision of melody. It’s the quintessence of Southern grace, and it was the best surprise of the night. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Thursday, 12

The Kitty Beautiful Mewvie Night Fundraiser FILM

Even though a good friend visited one of the OG “cat cafés” in Tokyo years ago and sagely commented, “There’s nothing more sad than paying money for a roomful of cats to ignore you,” it’s a business model that has (little, furry, keyboard-playing) legs. Cat cafés have opened stateside and thrived in cities like San Francisco and Austin, and now Orlando is on the cusp of getting its own: the Kitty Beautiful. This Mewvie Night event is intended as an early chance to take a peek at the Kitty Beautiful’s digs, sample their baked goods and meet some of the feline attractions; it’s also a fundraiser to get over the final hurdles standing between you, cat-man and -lady, and total nirvana. The movie screening this evening will be The Princess Bride, but honestly it could’ve been Cannibal Holocaust and the audience wouldn’t bat an eye. We just don’t think it’s the movie that people are coming to coo appreciatively at on this night. – Matthew Moyer 7 p.m. | The Kitty Beautiful, 223 N. Magnolia Ave. | 321-209-2081 | thekittybeautiful.com | $10 Wednesday, 11

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In 2013, the year she released her second solo album, Colleen Green played more than 200 shows. That kind of work ethic is exceedingly rare these days, even in the indie/ punk circles Green travels, but you should not assume that the L.A.-based rocker is some sort of ambitious striver trying to hustle her way into success. It’s just that Green takes her DIY approach seriously, staying true to the ethics that inform the scene she came up in – you don’t get Nobunny to give you your first gig if you’re a poseur – while playing incredibly affable grunge-pop that manages to be accessible and personal. Green’s records – especially her latest, I Want to Grow Up – are tinged with the sort of friendly stoner vibe that’s both legit and loose, with her laid-back delivery riding atop muscular chords and a strong melodic sensibility. And you know, after three years of being a road warrior, she puts on a pretty good show. – Jason Ferguson with Ben Katzman’s Degreaser, Wet Nurse, Maximino | 9 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $10

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High-minded arts collective Agencies has put together its third show, this one widening the focus to encompass a multiverse of bodily possibilities: How do we choose between the boundaries of the body and the transcendence of the imaginary? This and other questions of self-identity are asked and answered by 15 artists, working in various media and hailing from various cities, states and nations – locals Leah Sandler, Kate Shults, Tess Bonacci, Anna Cruz, Barbara Lezcano, Marie Patrick and Harper C. Thomas are joined by artists from Brooklyn, Chicago, Los Angeles, London and Hong Kong. Two evening receptions are planned, for tonight and Saturday (both starting at 7 p.m.), as well as open gallery hours from noon to 6 p.m. Friday and Saturday. Check Agencies’ Facebook page or Tumblr for teaser images and a schedule of performances. – Jessica Bryce Young 7 p.m. | A Place Gallery, 649 N. Mills Ave. | facebook.com/agenciesorl | free

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Green Velvet MUSIC

Techno alien Green Velvet is the star-crossed musical and visual persona that sprang from the mind of Curtis Jones, a Chicago techno and house producer, in 1993. From the start, Green Velvet was on a whole other level than Jones’ myriad other projects. Sporting a neon green mohawk and cyberpunk shades, Green Velvet cut a glammy, fantastical figure amongst his more anonymous techno brethren, with more than a hint of Bowie and Numan. And his music is as immediate as it was unique, built around undeniable webs of beats and bizarre, quirky vocal samples, as heard on early hits like “Answering Machine” and “Preacher Man.” One of his more recent releases is an intriguing collaboration with Detroit techno godfather Carl Craig. The globecrossing Green Velvet has maintained his creativity and mystique to the present day and will play the second anniversary of the Deep Therapy night as his sole Florida engagement. – MM with Atnarko, Carlos Mendoza | 10 p.m. | Tier Nightclub, 20 E. Central Blvd. | 407-222-9732 | tiernightclub.com | $20 Friday, 13

Florida Prize Exhibition Opening Preview Party ART

the 2016 prize will be announced at the party, and as usual that winner will receive a large cash award – but this time, party attendees will both help fund the prize and be able to vote in a People’s Choice award. Not just delicious, but also democratic. – JBY 7-10 p.m. | Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave. | 407-896-4231 | omart.org | $55-$75

biggest distributors, this Sunday afternoon of beerguzzling to kick off American Craft Beer Week takes place near Lake Ivanhoe in Gaston Edwards Park. For $25, try unlimited samples of 100 different American brews, including ones from Big Storm Brewing, Florida Beer Company and Goose Island. Beer ’Merica will also have live music and morsels to chow down on as you find the perfect draught. – Monivette Cordeiro 2-6 p.m. | Gaston Edwards Park, 1236 N. Orange Ave. | orlandoweeklytickets.com | $15-$45

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Taste of Florida EVENTS

Though culinary events of this caliber often have prohibitive price tags, this Florida-centric feast, hosted by co-op Local Roots, won’t necessarily break the bank. Plus, you’ll get to try tastings from some of the best area restaurants that focus on local ingredients and historic Floridian cuisine. And if that’s not enough to get your palate moist, take note that each tasting is paired with beer from specific Florida brewers. Some of the pairings announced include the Strand with Red Cypress, K Restaurant with Cigar City, the Smiling Bison with Playalinda and Swine & Sons with Cask & Larder. Top it all off with live music and the lovely surroundings of East End Market and you’ve got close to a perfect date night for your favorite foodie or the beer nut in your life. – Thaddeus McCollum

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We’ve gushed plenty over the Orlando Museum of Art’s Florida Prize in Contemporary Art in its previous two years – you don’t need our recommendation to know that this is the don’t-miss show of the year. And we can tell you that the 10 Floridian artists competing this year are as exciting as the previous two groups. New in 2016, however, is the glitzy opening gala spangled with music, cocktails, hors d’oeuvres from 10 different caterers (each bite inspired by an individual artist) and the chance to meet and mingle with the 10 contenders. The winner of

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For a hopping time with a brewtiful crowd (all right, no more puns), come join us at Beer ’Merica this weekend CRAFT BEER to celebrate American craftFESTIVAL beer. Organized by Orlando Weekly in conjunction with CityBev, one of the area’s

After three seasons of Inside Amy Schumer and the runaway success of her film Trainwreck, there’s no denying that Amy Schumer is one of the top comedic talents working in the country today. Her bitingly insightful commentary on how women are portrayed in media – like in the Inside sketch “Last Fuckable Day,” in which Schumer, Tina Fey, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and others take a jab at Hollywood’s tendency to stop casting female actors of a certain age in romantic leads – has opened the door for frank discussions about sexism and sexuality. She comes to CFE Arena this week fresh from filming the fourth season of her Peabody Award-winning Comedy Central show, and is currently working on a script with Jennifer Lawrence to follow up Trainwreck. This is an exciting chance to see a performer at the top of her game. – TM 8 p.m. | CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd. | 407-823-6006 | cfearena.com | $36-$125

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Colleen Green, Ben Katzman’s Degreaser, Wet Nurse, Maximino 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Hed PE, Kept Quiet, Original Me, Sick Thrill, Rijua 6 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $15; 407-322-7475. Oriented Music Group Open Jam 10:45 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free. [MUSIC] Murder by Death Friday at the Social Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733. The Sword, Purson, From Beyond 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-246-1419. Timothy Eerie, the Mellow Relics 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

CLUBS/LOUNGES Acoustic Wednesdays 8:30 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778. Bearaoke 8 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Grandpa Jerry’s Open Mic 7 pm; Holly and Dolly’s, 500 E. State Road 436, Suite 1020, Casselberry; free; 407-276-2926.

Red Carpet Karaoke 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Jazz Night 9 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

Salsa vs Bachata Wednesdays 8 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; free.

Kill the Keg Karaoke 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Themed Trivia Wednesdays 9:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Ladies Night Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Trivia Nation 8 pm; Frank and Steins, 150 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-412-9230.

Mac and Cheese Wednesday 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457. One Hit Wonder Wednesdays 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577. Prom Night Wednesdays 8 pm; NV Art Bar, 27 E. Pine St.; free; 407-649-0000.

Trivia Night 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475. Trivia with Doug Bowser 7:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600. Untucked Bingo 5:30-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Wednesday Karaoke Nights 6-9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 727-505-4566. Werk Wednesday 10 pm; Vain, 22 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-835-3590. THURSDAY, MAY 12

CONCERTS/EVENTS Blood Sweat & Bass III: Downlink, Dieselboy, Circle K, Freedom Fighterz, BRB 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$15; 407-246-1419. Felicity, Van Chiso, Conflicting Motive, G-Ro & the Sneakers, the Foreign Exchange Students 7:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $5; 407-999-2570. Flatbush Zombies, A$AP Twelvyy, Remy Banks 8 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $20$100; 407-648-8363.

Green Velvet 10 pm; Tier Nightclub, 20 E. Central Ave.; $20; 407-317-9129. Jarhead Fertilizer, Escapist, TMD, Burn to Learn 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104. Joseph Martens 9 pm; The Lucky Lure, 1427 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-250-6949. Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Oliver Heldens 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $25$50; 407-504-7699. Open Mic Jazz 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364. Tomboi, Tideup, Island Science 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $7; 407-228-0804.

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Dorm Wednesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

Indecent Wednesday 10 pm; Parallel Nightclub, 369 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-977-2997.

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Funky Buddha Beer & Cupcake Pairing Kick off American Craft Beer Week a little early with this exclusive tasting that features Funky Buddha beers like Last Snow and Raspberry Floridian paired with delicious cupcakes from Blue Bird Bake Shop. 6-9 p.m. Wednesday; The Thirsty Topher, 601 Virginia Drive; various menu

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May Conductor Crawl Join a group of public transportation enthusiasts for a trip from the Aloft Hotel to Lucy Bleuz in Downtown South and back, drinking along the way. Ticket options range from just the SunRail ticket, just the drinks or a package deal with both. 5 p.m. Friday; W XYZ Bar, Aloft Hotel, 500 S. Orange Ave.; $5-$25; squareup.com/ orlandoconductorcrawl

Orlando Fringe Silver Party Our Fringe coverage starts next week, but this kickoff party takes it back to 1992 with music, dancing, light bites and a cash bar. There’s a prize for best silver dress and accessories, so break SLAYER PHOTO BY ANDREW STUART

out the metallic spraypaint and go nuts. 7:25 p.m. Saturday; Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $10.25; orlandofringe.org

Batcave Rave Tiny Waves celebrates Free Comic Book May with a Batman-themed dance party. Enjoy the free keg until it’s gone. Cosplay encouraged. 9 p.m. Saturday; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Parkfree; mygeekeasy.com

The Summer Set, May 21 at the Social Screaming Females, May 21 at Will’s Pub Say Anything, May 24 at the Beacham !!!, May 26 at the Social Buckethead, May 27 at the Plaza Live

Refused, June 9 at the Beacham

Twenty One Pilots, July 1 at Amway Center

Selena Gomez, June 10 at Amway Center

Aesop Rock, July 5 at the Social

Gogol Bordello, June 11 at the Beacham

Culture Club, July 5 at Hard Rock Live

Infected Mushroom, June 11 at Gilt Thrice, June 11 at House of Blues

Halsey, July 6 at CFE Arena

Drag the River, June 1 at Will’s Pub

St. Lucia, June 15 at the Social

The Chris Robinson Brotherhood, July 16 at the Beacham

Alejandro Escovedo, June 2 at the Social

Guttermouth, June 16 at Will’s Pub

Boris, July 29 at the Social

Total Punk’s Total Fuck Off Weekend III, June 3-4 at Will’s Pub

Ordinary Boys (Tribute to the Smiths and Morrissey), June 18 at the Social

Guns N’ Roses, July 29 at the Citrus Bowl

Ellie Goulding, June 4 at CFE Arena

Baby Anne, June 24 at the Social

The Claypool Lennon Delirium, June 4 at the Beacham Jason Bonham’s Led Zeppelin Experience, June 6 at Hard Rock Live X Ambassadors, June 8 at House of Blues

The Murder Junkies, June 25 at Will’s Pub Demi Lovato & Nick Jonas, June 25 at Amway Center Justin Bieber, June 30 at Amway Center Modern Baseball, July 1 at the Beacham

David Bazan, Aug. 5 at the Beacham Bayside, Aug. 12 at Hard Rock Live

Goo Goo Dolls, Aug. 30 at Hard Rock Live Broods, Sept. 1 at the Beacham Flume, Sept. 8 at House of Blues Maroon 5, Sept. 9 at Amway Center Gary Gulman, Sept. 16 at the Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater Meghan Trainor, Sept. 18 at CFE Arenal Slayer, Sept. 27 at Hard Rock Live Celtic Thunder, Oct. 14 at Hard Rock Live Trailer Park Boys, Oct. 28 at the Plaza Live

Hey Mercedes, Aug. 12 at the Social

Animal Collective, Nov. 11 at the Beacham

Two Cow Garage, Aug. 12 at Will’s Pub

Tegan and Sara, Nov. 14 at the Beacham

Motion City Soundtrack, Aug. 13 at House of Blues

Peter Hook & the Light, Nov. 17 at the Plaza Live

David Liebe Hart, Aug. 14 at Will’s Pub

Kenny G, Nov. 30 at the Plaza Live

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SATURDAY, 14

Florence + the Machine MUSIC

Fairy tale-sounding tracks with sinister undertones, combined with the soft alt presence of flower crowns, provide a realm in which Florence Welch flourishes. The vocalist and her accompanying Machine have grown since their 2009 debut, but their lyrical and overall essence remains the same: one of opposing forces but also one of light and power. If this consistency is any indication, their show at the Amway will prove to be no different. Create your own assortment of gardenias and roses to place on your head and take in the recent creation that is How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful for a night full of Grammy-nominated treats. – Kim Slichter with Anderson .Paak | 7:30 p.m. | Amway Center, 400 W. Church St. | 407-440-7000 amwaycenter.com | $83-$102.50

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Zap Dragon & the Attack, Eugene Snowden, Tears of a Tyrant, Goose & Beans 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

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All-Star Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848. Bears in the City Presents: Thirsty Thursday Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Bebop Blues Jam and VooDoo Party 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Board Game Night Noon; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636. Chill Out Thursdays 8 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; free. Crosstown Sounds 10 pm-2 am; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free; 954-651-3648. Geek Trivia 9 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free. Homegrown Open Mic Night YouTube Sessions 8-11 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778. Latin Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; contact for price; 407-425-7571.

Locker Room Thursdays 5 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888. MarsRadio’s Kick Machine: Indie Rock Smokeout 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-843-5874. Mixx Thursdays with Rob Lo 10 pm; ONO Nightclub, 1 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-701-9875. Open Mic Night 8 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000. Open Mic with Chuck Culbertson 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

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Gaul, Ad Nauseum, Wrapper in Pale, Light in Mourning, 2Real 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

Retuned 10 pm; The Monkey Bar, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

Someday River, Saskatchewan, Cosmic Roots Collective, Common Man 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

Simon Time Trivia 7-9:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Holey Miss Moley 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Timbre, Kat Porter & the Tambourines, OK Mary Kay, the Trevecca Madrigalian Choir 8 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; $5 suggested donation; 321-439-3599.

Think Tank Trivia 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Jeff Vitolo & the Quarter Mile Rebels 9 pm; Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-730-3999.

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You Can’t Sit With Us Ladies Night 11:45 pm-2 am; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free-$3; 407-999-2570.

Nerdy Karaoke 8 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636. The Patio Friday Night 9 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577. Platinum Friday 4 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888. Simon Time Trivia 7-9:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

DJ BMF 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Joshua Davis 7:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $20-$25; 407-999-2570. Mango Beats 10 pm; Debbie’s Bar, 1422 State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-677-5963.

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Murder by Death, Tanner Jones 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $17-$20; 407-246-1419.

AK1200 10 pm; The Swirlery, 1508 E. Michigan St.; free; 407-270-6300.

Nothing to Offer, Devil Gone Public, Chaser, Drowning Above Water, Back Home 9:30 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $10-$12; 407-322-7475.

ATLiens, Felmax, Eazybaked, Cosmic Anarchy, Sebastian Schulze 9 pm; Phantom Bar & Lounge, 1021 E. Colonial Drive; $10; 407-730-6350.

DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730. Fame Fridays 10 pm; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; $10; 407-448-0216. Footloose 80s Night Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570. Karaoke with Cindy 7:30-10 pm; American Legion Memorial Post 19, 5320 Alloway St.; free; 407-293-9515.

Wall Street Plaza Block Party 11 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471.

OPERA/CLASSICAL Music in the Library: Classical Music Noon-1 pm. Classical selections from Mozart, Gliere, Saint-Saens, Bach and others performed by Benjamin Lane on the piano and Michael Barr on the French horn. Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. SATURDAY, MAY 14

Dr. K & Friends Blue Jazz 8 pm; Chef Eddie’s, 595 W. Church St.; free; 407-595-8494.

Pvris, Lydia, Cruisr, Beach Weather 6:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $18; 407-934-2583.

Friday the 13th Party: Everlost, Arcadence, Isles Apart 9 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-636-3171.

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MarsRadio’s Upstairs Suite: Deep & Chilled Out Sessions 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-834-5874.

Batcave Rave: Grüvv, Sami Silver, DJ McChicken, Benjamin Briggs 9 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

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Deftones, Code Orange Kids 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $47.50; 407-934-2583.

Orlando Gay Chorus: We Are Family 6:30 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $10-$30; 407-228-1220.

Dirty South 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $15-$30; 407-504-7699.

Pusho & Juanka 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$30; 407-872-0066.

Jason Fitch 6:30 pm; Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive; contact for price; 407-730-3999.

Revelation Acappella 5 pm; Seneff Arts Plaza, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 844-513-2014.

Jazz on the Vineyard Green: Chris Cortez Group, Tory Wynter, Airtight, the Robert Harris Group 10 am; Lakeridge Winery and Vineyards, 19239 N. U.S. Highway 27, Clermont; $2; 800-768-9463.

Smells Like Grunge - the Nirvana Tribute 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7-$10.

Late Night Swim: Expedition, Phil Santos 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804. Locus of Chiron, Kirov, Velocirapture 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-636-3171. Mushroomhead, Sumo Cyco, Madame Mayhem, Product of Hate, F.I.L.T.H., Liquid Spiral, Question 6 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-673-2712. Music in the Library: Austin Miller 2-3 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323. Oddisee 7:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15; 407-999-2570.

That I Am, Alma Vertical, Under the Blacktop, Captains of April 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $5; 321-202-0011.

Laced After Hours BYOB 10 pm; Nokturnal, 47 W. Amelia St.; $10-$30; 424-242-6798. MarsRadio’s Upstairs Suite: Deep & Chilled Out Sessions 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-834-5874. Midnight Mass Dance Party Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570. The Original Vintage Saturdays 9 pm; Vintage Lounge, 114 S. Orange Ave.; free-$10; 877-386-7346. Saturday With the Beat 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-648-8363. SUNDAY, MAY 15

Trees of Life, Summerlong 9 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407.262.0056.

CLUBS/LOUNGES DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730. DJ M-Squared 9 pm-2 am; The Groove, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; $7; 407-224-2166. DJ Stranger Jazz/Funk Brunch 11 am-2 pm; Ethos Vegan Kitchen, 601-B S. New York Ave., Winter Park; free; various menu prices; 407-228-3898. Girl the Party 9 pm; Southern Nights, 375 S. Bumby Ave.; $5-$10; 407-412-5039.

CONCERTS/EVENTS Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Born of Osiris, After the Burial, Upon a Burning Body, Erra, Bad Omens, (N)Ception 3:30 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $18-$20; 407-648-8363. DJ Infa Red Mixtape Release Party 6 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570. Fonseca 8 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $27.50; 407-934-2583.

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Hop Along, Speedy Ortiz, Transcendental Telecom 6 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$17; 407-246-1419.

Acoustic Open Mic with Chris Dupre 9 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Jazz on the Vineyard Green: Chris Cortez Group, Tory Wynter, Airtight, the Robert Harris Group 11 am; Lakeridge Winery and Vineyards, 19239 N. U.S. Highway 27, Clermont; $2; 800-768-9463.

An Tobar Trivia 6 pm; An Tobar, 600 N. Lake Destiny Drive, Maitland; $5; 407-267-4044.

John Orsini Sax Quartet 3 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $15-$20; 407-704-6261.

The Beacham Top 20 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; 407-648-8363.

Music in the Library: Surabhi and Sons 3 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323.

Bingo After Dark 10 pm; Waitiki Retro Tiki Lounge, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

The In-Between Series: The Glass Tongue Trio 7 pm; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free.

Blues Jam hosted by Doc Williamson 5 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Jazz Meets Motown 7 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; $20.

Tropical Sundays with DJ Frankie G 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407-246-1419.

Reggae Mondae: Hor!zen 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Orlando Gay Chorus: We Are Family 3:30 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $10-$30; 407-228-1220. Southern Fried Sunday: Tears of a Tyrant, Whiskey Sharts, Uncle Sam’s Pride 5:30 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7.

Back to the Eighties 3-7 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080.

Arcadence, Masmune, Levity 8 pm; 64 North, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730. Autarx, Secret Tracers, 2Real 10 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104. Crit, Expert Timing, Audiotourism, Viridian Frontier 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

Robotman 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

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[MUSIC] Oddisee Saturday at Backbooth

CLUBS/LOUNGES Bears in the City Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Bar Codes, 4453 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-412-6917. Curtis Earth Trivia 6:30 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440. Curtis Earth Trivia 7 pm; Graffiti Junktion - Thornton Park, 900 E. Washington St.; free; 407-426-9503. Game Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Noche Latina 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

Rock Band Jam Night 8:30 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712. White Trash Bingo with Doug Ba’aser 10 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943.

Geek Trivia Tuesdays 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636. Grits ‘n’ Gravy 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free-$3; 407-839-0457.

Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580.

Hambingo with Miss Sammy and Carol Lee 6:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600.

Music Remembrance Jazz Trio 8 pm; Paradise Cove Restaurant and Bar, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; free.

Ivanhoe Trivia Knight 6 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200.

STRFKR, Com Truise, Fake Drugs 8 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $17-$20; 407648-8363.

Korndogg’s Karaoke 10 pm; Shine, 25 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-849-9904.

CLUBS/LOUNGES Bears in the City Bear Beats Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Copper Rocket Open Mic 7 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 321-202-0011.

Open Mic at the Falcon 7-11 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Open Mic Tuesday 8 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712. Sound Culture with OAM 10 pm; Vixen Bar, 118 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1529.

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Con Leche 10 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free. The Dear Hunter, O’Brother, Rare Futures 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-246-1419.

Dirty Bingo 9 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080. DJ Smilin’ Dan 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-04357. Drunken Trivia with Mike G. 8 pm; Graffiti Junktion College Park, 2401 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-377-1961.

Talent Night Tuesday Open Mic 7 pm; Sleeping Moon Cafe, 495 N. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 321-972-8982. Total Punk Turnbuckle Tuesdays 11 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free.

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Total Request Tuesdays with DJ Deron Martin 7 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Catch the Impossible Show with master juggler Charles Peachock and magician Kostya Kimlat. Sunday, 2 & 7 pm; Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $36.98; 407-367-4133; drphillipscenter.org.

Trivia Nation 7 pm; East Coast Wings & Grill SoDo, 3183 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-930-9464.

A Night on the Red Carpet The CFCArts Community Choir and Symphony Orchestra take a journey down the red carpet with moments from award-winning shows of stage and screen from the past 50 years. ThursdayFriday, 7:30 pm; Northland Performing Arts Center, 530 Dog Track Road, Longwood; $10-$15; 407-937-1800; cfcarts.com.

Trivia Tuesday with Doug Ba’aser 5-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Tuesday Trivia Night 9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 407-296-0609. Turnt Tuesdays With Dizzlephunk 9 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 937 307 6654.

Power Chords: Broadway Our Way Live singing and dancing to some of Broadway’s most popular songs and classic hits. Friday, 7 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $15; 407-704-6261.

Twisted Tuesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-649-3888.

OPERA/CLASSICAL Rising Stars! Organ Concert 7:30 pm; Star students from Central Florida present an organ concert. A unique and exciting performance featuring up-and-coming talent from our very own professors and teachers. St. Luke’s United Methodist Church, 4851 S. ApopkaVineland Road, Windermere; free; cfago.org.

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Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $25-$33; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org. Venus in Fur An erotic drama from playwright David Ives. Saturday, 8 pm and Sunday, 2 pm; Truthful Acting Studios, 5542 Hansel Ave.; $15; 407-309-0106; truthfulacting.com. The Wonderful Wizard of Song: An Evening With Harold Arlen Step into the American songbook with Arlen’s amazing catalog of songs like “Over the Rainbow,” “Stormy Weather,” “It’s Only a Paper Moon,” and many more. Saturdays, 9-11 pm and Sundays, 3-5 pm; Jewish Community Center of Greater Orlando, 851 N. Maitland Ave., Maitland; $10-$20; 407-621-4044; orlandojcc.org.

COMEDY Amy Schumer Monday, 8 pm; CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd.; $36-$125; 407-823-3070.

Drunken Monkey Open Showcase Comedy open mic. Fridays, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407893-4994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com. Duel of Fools SAK All-Stars making it all up on the spot. Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12$15; 407-648-0001; sakcomedylab.com. Early Show SAK favorites perform a more experimental show featuring improvised musicals and more extended formats based on audience suggestions. Saturdays, 11:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $7-$10; 407-648-0001; sakcomedylab.com. Gen S The best of Lab Rats perform in this improv comedy show. Wednesdays, 8 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-648-0001; sak.com.

RuPaul’s Drag Race Battle of the Seasons Contestants from previous seasons of RuPaul’s Drag Race show off their skills. Sunday, 8 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $37.50$50; 407-228-1220; plazaliveorlando.com.

Best of the Jest Comedy Showcase Hosted by Devin Siebold. Tuesdays, 9 pm; 64 North, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730; 64northorlando.com.

Gorilla Theatre This show features four professional improvisers directing each other in improvised scenes, games and songs to fit their chosen theme for the evening. Fridays, 9:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-648-0001; sakcomedylab.com.

Singin’ in the Rain This musical has all the makings of a Tinseltown tabloid headline – the starlet, the leading man and a love affair that could change lives and make or break careers. Fridays, Saturdays, 8 pm and Saturdays, Sundays, 2 pm;

Copper Rocket Comedy Jam Comedy open mic and showcase hosted by Heather Shaw. Sundays, 8:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407636-3171; copperrocketpub.com.

Hold On: A Tribute to Matt Gersting Thursday, 8 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $5; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

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Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted by Myke Herlihy. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886. King of the Hill In this knockdown, drag-out comedy battle, seven professional ensemble members compete in a series of improv scenes and games to win your laughter, your applause and the coveted spot atop the hill. Saturdays, 9:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com. Lab Rats Competition improv featuring the graduates of SAK’s improv training school. Tuesdays, 9 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-648-0001; sak.com.

[MUSIC] Oliver Heldens Thursday at Gilt

Mama’s Comedy Show A 90-minute improv comedy show. Fridays, Saturdays, 10 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $10; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com.

Nat Baimel Wednesday, 8 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804. Open Mic Comedy With Craig Norbert Comedy open mic for aspiring comedians. Sundays; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-9753364; austinscoffee.com. The Outta Control Magic Comedy Dinner Show A one-of-a-kind entertainment experience with non-stop audience participation. Dinner includes unlimited pizza, salad, popcorn, beer, wine, soda and dessert. Ongoing, 6 & 8 pm; Wonderworks, 9067 International Drive; $29.99; wonderworksonline.com. Parlor Tricks by Nick Comis A 45-minute illusionist show for all ages. Thursdays, 6 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $15; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com.

Sunday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $25; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

ART OPENINGS/EVENTS Agencies: Embodiment The third show in this series features work from 15 international artists and poets that deal with female embodiment. Thursday, 7 pm and Saturday, 7 pm; A Place Gallery, 649 N. Mills Ave.; free; timewastemanagement.org. Art & Architecture in Cinema: Painting the Modern Gardens: Monet to Matisse From the exhibition walls to the beauty of artist gardens like Monet’s Giverny, take a magical journey to discover how artists used the modern garden to explore radical and wonderful new ideas. Thursday, 7 pm; multiple locations; $15; 855-4734612; fathomevents.com.

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Art Gallery Event An art auction benefiting the Assistance Fund with complimentary wine and light snacks, door prizes, and giveaways Saturday, 4 pm; Baterbys Art Auction Gallery, Pointe Orlando, 9101 International Drive, Unit 1008; free; 407601-5798; baterbys.com. Artist Talk: Bobbi Baugh Textile maverick Bobbi Baugh discusses her process and work in her current exhibition. Friday, 11 am; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133. Dinner With Richeille and BJ Formento An intimate dinner with the photographers, exploring their photographic series around the world. Thursday, 7-10 pm; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; SOLD OUT; snaporlando.com. Florida Prize Exhibition Opening Preview Party Enjoy dishes from 10 of Orlando’s premier restaurants and caterers and beer, wine, and cocktails from area vendors while getting a sneak peek at art from Florida Prize contestants. Friday, 7-10 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $55-$75; 407-896-4231; omart.org. Florida Prize in Contemporary Art 2016 This exhibition features 10 of the most progressive and exciting artists working in Florida today. One of these artists will be selected to receive 50

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a significant monetary award. Opens Saturday, through Aug. 7; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $10; 407-896-4231. In My Element A group show with art from Cake Marques, Mikey Bear McGrath, Skatebird and XOXO Love Franklin. Thursday, 8 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200. Live Urban Sketch Class Thomas Thorspecken teaches a workshop on urban sketching. Wednesday, 6 pm; DRIP, 8747 International Drive; $20; 347-855-3747. Participation Dinner Affair Local artists transform dining tables into works of art, and guests enjoy dinner with the artist at these unique creations. Saturday, 6 pm; Art & History Museums Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $150; 407539-2181; artandhistory.org.

CONTINUING THIS WEEK The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse TuesdaysSaturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org. Carole Feuerman: Body of Work Through July 3; Museum of Art DeLand,

600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Constructed Abstractions A group exhibition featuring artworks by Reine Paradis, Stephane Fedorowsky, Dana Hargrove and Shelley Lake. Ongoing; Snap Downtown, 420 E. Church St.; free; snaporlando.com. Creative Diversity Group show from the Orlando Art Collective. Through Friday; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060. Departures Through July 30; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Ennead Through Saturday; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free. Esherick to Nakashima Tuesdays-Sundays, 10 am-5 pm; Modernism Museum Mount Dora, 145 E. Fourth Ave., Mount Dora; $8; 352-385-0034; modernismmuseum.org. Florida’s Mountains Through June 11; Alt_Space Gallery, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-423-1753. Formento + Formento: Cinematic Chronicles Thursdays-Saturdays, 11 am-4 pm; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-2862185; snaporlando.com.

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Frank Rampolla: The Figure Through July 3; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org. In Exile: Paris and New York Photographs by Fred Stein, an early champion of street and documentary photography. Through Sunday; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. InFlux Exhibition Series: Will Cotton Cotton has developed an iconography around super sweet edible treats. These appear in landscapes made of whipped cream, pastries, lollipops, ice cream and cookies. Into this sugary excess he often adds seductive girls in kitschy pin-up poses. Through June 5; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $10; 407-896-4231; omart.org. Jack Levine & Hyman Bloom: Against the Grain Exhibition of works from two Boston artists who led American art out of the trap of militant provincialism on the one hand, and its overdependence on European modernism on the other. Through July 3; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org. The Journey Projects: Eatonville Exhibition featuring the work of Eatonville residents, both children and adults. Ongoing; Zora Neale Hurston National Museum of Fine Arts, 227 E. Kennedy Blvd., Eatonville; free; 407-647-3307; zorafestival.org.

Meet the Artist Reception A new art exhibit with work from Anne Yates Burst, Debra Yates and Roberto Gonzalez. Through June 17; The Art Gallery at Mills Park, 1650 N. Mills Ave.; free; 855-336-3653; thegalleryatmillspark.com. Mount Dora Art Stroll Studios, galleries and local businesses open their doors as they showcase works by local artists. Friday, 6-8 pm; Downtown Mount Dora, East Fifth Avenue and North Donnelly Street, Mount Dora; free; 352383-0880; mountdoracenterforthearts.org. Picture Element A group show focusing on digital art, with contributions from artists like Thomas Thorspecken, Chaya Av, Dwayne Broughton and more. Through June 10; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Sculptures by David Hayes Through Oct. 30; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org. The Sources: Paintings and Drawings by Steve Lotz As head of the UCF art department, Lotz was integral in developing the department’s faculty and programming for 35 years until his retirement in 2003. Through June 5; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org. Storytelling and Explorations Fiber artist Bobbi Baugh’s artwork crosses multiple genres and mediums. Her chosen artistic medium

is a complimentary mix of two processes: hand printmaking and collage construction. Through May 31; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133.

Crooked Can Brewery, 426 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $29; 407-395-9520; crookedcan.com. Bacon, Bourbon and Blues Festival An evening of food and music dedicated to the three Bs with live music from Victor Wainwright, winner of 2016’s B.B. King Entertainer of the Year and Best Band of the Year awards. Saturday, 5-11 pm; Center Lake Park, 299 Center Lake Lane, Oviedo; $20-$75; 407929-9035; sublimeeventsandservices.com.

Syd Solomon: Concealed & Revealed Florida’s most distinguished Abstract Expressionist was an active participant, along with other talented innovators, in the shaping of what we now call the Abstract Expressionist Movement. Through July 10; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org.

Beer & Wine Stroll Get free samples of beer and wine as you browse the unique shops at Artegon. Thursday, 6-9 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free; 407-351-7718; artegonmarketplace.com.

UCF Thesis Exhibition This exhibition showcases graduating senior thesis projects by students in the Photography program at the University of Central Florida. Through July 30; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Beer ’Merica Kick off American Craft Beer Week with unlimited samples of more than 100 craft brews, live music and more. Sunday, 2 pm; Gaston Edwards Park, 1236 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$45; orlandoweekly.com.

Unreal More than 30 local artists explore the subject of the unreal and all that it encompasses. Ongoing; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-3621864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

Crooked Can Brewery Tour Take a tour of the Crooked Can Brewery and get a souvenir glass filled with beer. Sundays, noon, 1, 2 & 3 pm; Crooked Can Brewery, 426 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $10; 407-395-9520; crookedcan.com.

EVENTS American Craft Beer Week Celebration Sample more than 20 specialty taps from more than 10 different breweries in this kick-off party for American Craft Beer Week. Monday, 5:30 pm;

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a WhirlyBall tournament. Saturday, 6 pm; WhirlyDome, 6464 International Drive; $25; 407-719-5190; orlando datenightguide.com. Epcot International Flower & Garden Festival Experience themed flower and garden displays, educational designer presentations, interactive play areas for kids and much more. Through May 30; Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321; disneyworld.disney.go.com. An Evening With Cigar City Founder Joey Redner Hang out with the founder of Cigar City and learn about some of his favorite beers. Monday, 5 pm; The Thirsty Topher, 601 Virginia Drive; various menu prices. Florida Blue Health and Harmony Spring Festival Free health services, live music, activities for children, food trucks, arts and crafts vendors and local businesses. Sunday, 11 am; Ana G. Mendez University System Art Gallery, 5601 S. Semoran Blvd., Suite 500; free; 321-2997063; healthharmony.info.

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Hope Family Wine Dinner A four-course meal with pairings from Hope Family Wines with each course. Sunday, 5:30 pm; TR Fire Grill, 1035 N. Orlando Ave., Winter Park; $60; 407708-3600; trfiregrill.com. May Conductor Crawl SunRailpowered bar crawl from the Aloft Hotel to Lucy Bleuz in Downtown South and back. Friday, 5 pm; W XYZ Bar, 500 S. Orange Ave.; $5-$25; aloftorlandodowntown.com. MetroWest Italian Auto Show Check out beautiful and powerful Italian cars. Sunday, 10 am6 pm; Veranda Park, 2295 S. Hiawassee Road; free; 407-936-4332; verandapartners.com. Orlando Fringe Silver Party Kick off the 25th Fringe with a 1992-themed party with music, light bites and a cash bar. Saturday, 7:30 pm; Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $10.25; 407-4471700; orlandofringe.org. The Pinball Lounge First Anniversary Celebrate the Pinball Lounge’s first anniversary with food, drinks, music and

a tournament for IFPA points. Saturday, 3 pm; The Pinball Lounge, 376 E. Broadway St., Oviedo; free; 407-495-2875; thepinballlounge.com. Second Thursday Art and Wine Walk Walk around Thornton Park to check out art and wine at various stops. Thursday, 6:30 pm; Thornton Park, Summerlin Avenue and Washington Street; $10. Spiffy Saturday Universal gets the Dapper Day treatment. Saturday, 9 am; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; price of admission; 407-363-8000. Spring Fling & Classic Car Corral Classic car show with raffles, silent auctions, food, entertainment and more. Saturday, 9 am-5 pm; Gateway Classic Cars, 635 Century Point, Lake Mary; free; 618-726-2210; gatewayclassiccars.com. Taste of Florida Dinner that pairs food from 12 different local chefs with beer from 12 different Florida brewers. Sunday, 1 pm; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; $45; 321-236-3316; localrootsdistribution.com. Tasty Tuesdays Food trucks take over the parking lot behind the Milk District every Tuesday evening. Tuesdays, 6:30-10 pm; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; various CONTINUED ON PAGE 55

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Funky Buddha Beer & Cupcake Pairing Enjoy Funky Buddha beers paired with Bluebird Bake Shop cupcakes. Wednesday, 6-9 pm; The Thirsty Topher, 601 Virginia Drive; various menu prices.

Harry’s Brewmaster Series Enjoy craft brews from Crooked Can Brewing Company, an introduction from their brewmaster and expertly paired gourmet delicacies from Chef Tello Luna. Friday, 6:30 pm; Rosen Centre Hotel, 9840 International Drive; $50; 407996-8561; rosencentre.com.

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menu prices; facebook.com/ tastytuesdaysorlando. Woodstock 2016 A weekly community arts and awareness event featuring live music, art, food trucks, a silent disco and more. Saturdays, 7 pm; Woodstock Orlando, 500 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $7; woodstockorlando.com.

LEARNING The Art of Henna Explore the ancient art of henna in celebration of Asian Pacific American Heritage Month. Registration required. Monday, 6:30 pm; Herndon Library, 4324 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Cooks Co-op Monthly cooking club and potluck. Eat, discuss and share your favorite recipes and cookbooks. No registration required. Tuesday, 6-8 pm; Maitland Public Library, 501 S. Maitland Ave., Maitland; free; 407-647-7700; maitlandpubliclibrary.org. Cosplay 101 Veteran cosplayer David Voderberg provides advice, tips and tutorials for both beginners and those looking to improve their craft. Saturday, noon-1 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. FARE National Food Allergy Conference A conference designed to help families and individuals featuring national

experts to provide answers to questions on food allergy management. Saturday, 8 am-5 pm and Sunday, 8 am-1 pm; Hyatt Regency Orlando, 9801 International Drive; $90-$330; 800-9294040; foodallergy.org. Farm Day Learn about urban farming, organic gardening, farm animals and more. Saturday, 10 am-1 pm; Alafaya Library, 12000 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Intersection Live: A Look at the Central Florida Music Scene WMFE’s Matthew Peddie talks to local musicians about the state of the music scene in Central Florida. Saturday, 6 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1419; wmfe.org. Knitting Basics Join instructor Sue Burley. Adults and teens welcome. Please bring your own yarn and needles. Mondays, 3:30-5 pm; Maitland Public Library, 501 S. Maitland Ave., Maitland; free; 407-6477700; maitlandpubliclibrary. org/knitting-basics/. Winter Park: The War Years New exhibit that recreates a living room, children’s room and kitchen as they would have appeared in the 1940s. Opens Thursday, 5 pm; Winter Park Historical Museum, at the Winter Park Farmers Market, Winter Park; free; 407-647-8180; wphistory.org.

CIVICS Harvey Milk Diversity Breakfast and Awards Harvey Milk’s nephew Stuart gives a State of Global Equality address and awards are given to Mary Meeks, Esq., Scott Maxwell and Buddy Dyer. Monday, 8 am; Tap Room at Dubsdread, 549 W. Par St.; $45; 407-6500100; thecenterorlando.org.

LITERARY Breaking Bad Open Mic & Poetry Slam Poets compete to represent Volusia County at national poetry festivals. Thursday, 9 pm; The Abbey Bar, 117 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; free; 386-734-4545; abbeybardeland.com. Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com. Draft Punk Poetry workshop. Thursday, 8 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954. Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 9 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com. Safe Words Toastmasters Club A Toastmasters club for those CONTINUED ON PAGE 56

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who are involved in, or friends of someone involved in, an alternative lifestyle. Thursday, 7-8:30 pm; The Ninth Circle, 2721 Forsyth Road, Winter Park; free; 407-304-6891. Writers Group Critique and discussion for writers of all genres and experience levels. Sunday, 4 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

FAMILY Animal-versary! Anniversary party with animal encounters, bounce houses, live music, fun classes, a guided walk, food vendors and more. Saturday, 10 am-3 pm; Back to Nature Wildlife Refuge, 10525 Clapp Simms Duda Road; free; 407-568-5138. Friday Family Films A short film and a tour of an art project and gallery. Reservation required. Fridays, 10 am; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 406-645-5311 ext. 136.

SPORTS B3 Runners Group Multiple distances and skill levels with beer after. Wednesdays, 6:25 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440; bikesbeansandbordeaux.com.

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Bikes & Beards A community bike ride from Oblivion Taproom to Baldwin Park for beers. Sunday, 1 pm; Oblivion Taproom, 5101 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-557-4234; orlandofacialhairclub.com.

Pool Tournament Sign up during happy hour. Mondays; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-6732712; thehavenrocks.com.

Board Game Night Bring your own games or choose from tons of games available. Saturdays, 7-11:45 pm; Campus Cards & Games, 12226 Corporate Blvd.; free; 407-730-3161; campuscardsandgames.com.

Prince Harry’s Invictus Games International sports competition between former military members injured in the line of duty. Through Thursday; ESPN Wide World of Sports Complex, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; $18; 407-9391500; invictusgames2016.org.

Central Florida Mah Jongg Experienced American mah-jongg players meet weekly using the National Mah Jongg 2015 card and rules. Wednesdays, 12:30-4 pm; Tuscawilla Country Club, 1500 Winter Springs Blvd., Winter Springs; free; 561-704-9302.

Quick Fix MetroWest Running Club Free event for runners of all paces (walkers and dogs included). Discounts from Crafted after running. Tuesdays, 7-8 pm; Crafted Block and Brew, 2417 Hiawassee Road; free; 321-2466999; craftedorlando.com.

Glow With the Flow Yoga Glow in the dark yoga with optional face and body paint. Thursdays, 7 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; $15.

Walk to Cure Arthritis Annual event to spread awareness and raise money for scientific discovery aimed at finding a cure. Saturday, 8 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; free; 407-208-1766; walktocurearthritis.org.

Orlando Predators vs. Tampa Bay Storm Watch the Orlando Predators take on the Tampa Bay Storm. Friday, 7:30 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $12-$282; 407-355-2200; orlandopredators.com. Orlando Pride vs. Western New York Flash Watch the Orlando Pride take on the Western New York Flash Saturday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Citrus Bowl, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $19-$85; 855-6752489; orlandocitysc.com.

Yoga in Lake Eola Park This weekly yoga group, which is taught by a rotating band of yogis, meets either at the northeast corner of the park near Panera Bread, or at the northwest corner by the amphitheater. Everyone is welcome. Sundays, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; $5 suggested donation. ■

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will abandon them for good. Are there relationships and dreams and structures that are cracked, but possible to repair and worthy of your diligent love? Make a plan to revive or reinvent them.

ARIES (March 21-April 19) Russian writer Anton Chekhov was renowned for the crisp, succinct style of his short stories and plays. As he evolved, his pithiness grew. “I now have a mania for shortness,” he wrote. “Whatever I read – my own work or other people’s – it all seems to me not short enough.” I propose that we make Chekhov your patron saint for a while. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, you are in a phase when your personal power feeds on terse efficiency. You thrive on being vigorously concise and deftly focused and cheerfully devoted to the crux of every matter. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) “Creativity is intelligence having fun.” Approximately 30,000 sites on the internet attribute that quote to iconic genius Albert Einstein. But my research strongly suggests that he did not actually say that. Who did? It doesn’t matter. For the purposes of this horoscope, there are just two essential points to concentrate on. First, for the foreseeable future, your supreme law of life should be “creativity is intelligence having fun.” Second, it’s not enough to cavort and play and improvise, and it’s not enough to be discerning and shrewd and observant. Be all those things. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) In Western culture, the peacock is a symbol of vanity. When we see the bird display its stunning array of iridescent feathers, we might think it’s lovely, but may also mutter, “What a show-off.” But other traditions have treated the peacock as a more purely positive emblem: an embodiment of hard-won and triumphant radiance. In Tibetan Buddhist myths, for example, its glorious plumage is said to be derived from its transmutation of the poisons it absorbs when it devours dangerous serpents. This version of the peacock is your power animal for now. Take full advantage of your ability to convert noxious situations and fractious emotions into beautiful assets. CANCER (June 21-July 22) “Clear moments are so short,” opines poet Adam Zagajewski. “There is much more darkness. More ocean than terra firma. More shadow than form.” Even if that does indeed describe the course of ordinary life for most people, it does not currently apply to you. On the contrary, you’re in a phase that will bring an unusually high percentage of lucidity. The light shining from your eyes and the thoughts coalescing in your brain will be extra pure and bright. In the world around you, there may be occasional patches of chaos and confusion, but your luminosity will guide you through them. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) “Dear Smart Operator: My name is Capt. Jonathan Orances. I presently serve in the United Nations Assistance Mission in Afghanistan. I am asking for your help with the safekeeping of a trunk containing funds in the amount of $7.9 million, which I secured during our team’s raid of a poppy farmer in Kandahar Province. The plan is to ship this box to Luxembourg, and from there a diplomat will deliver it to your designated location. When I return home on leave, I will take possession of the trunk. You will be rewarded handsomely for your assistance. If you can be trusted, send me your details. Best regards, Capt. Jonathan Orances.” You may receive a tempting but risky offer like this in the near future. I suggest you turn it down. If you do, I bet a somewhat less interesting but far less risky offer will come your way. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) “Some things need to be fixed, others to be left broken,” writes poet James Richardson. The coming weeks will be an ideal time for you to make final decisions about which are which in your own life. Are there relationships and dreams and structures that are either too damaged to salvage or undeserving of your hard labor? Consider the possibility that you

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Once every year, it is healthy and wise to make an ultimate confession – to express everything you regret and bemoan in one cathartic swoop and then be free of its subliminal nagging for another year. The coming days will be a perfect time to do this. For inspiration, read an excerpt from Jeanann Vernee’s “Genetics of Regret”: “I’m sorry I lied. Sorry I drew the picture of the dead cat. I’m sorry about the stolen tampons and the nest of mice in the stove. I’m sorry about the slashed window screens. I’m sorry it took 36 years to say this. Sorry that all I can do is worry what happens next. Sorry for the weevils and the dead grass. Sorry I vomited in the wash drain. Sorry I left. Sorry I came back. I’m sorry it comes like this. Flood and undertow.” SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) According to the British podcast series “No Such Thing as a Fish,” there were only a few satisfying connubial relationships in late 18th-century England. One publication at that time declared that of the country’s 872,564 married couples, just nine were truly happy. I wonder if the percentage is higher for modern twosomes. Whether it is or not, I have good news: My reading of the astrological omens suggests that you Scorpios will have an unusually good chance of cultivating vibrant intimacy in the coming weeks. Take advantage of this grace period! SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) “Some days I feel like playing it smooth,” says a character in Raymond Chandler’s short story “Trouble Is My Business,” “and some days I feel like playing it like a waffle iron.” I suspect that you Sagittarians will be in the latter phase until at least May 24. It won’t be prime time for silky strategies and glossy gambits and velvety victories. You’ll be better able to take advantage of fate’s fabulous farces if you’re geared up for edgy lessons and checkered challenges and intricate motifs. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Author Rebecca Solnit says that when she pictures herself as she was at age 15, “I see flames shooting up, see myself falling off the edge of the world, and am amazed I survived not the outside world but the inside one.” Let that serve as an inspiration. Now is an excellent time for you to celebrate the heroic, messy, improbable victories of your past. You are ready and ripe to honor the crazy intelligence and dumb luck that guided you as you fought to overcome seemingly insurmountable obstacles. You have a right and a duty to congratulate yourself for the suffering you have escaped and inner demons you have vanquished. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) “To regain patience, learn to love the sour, the bitter, the salty, the clear.” The poet James Richardson wrote that wry advice and now I’m passing it on to you. Why now? Because if you enhance your appreciation for the sour, the bitter, the salty and the clear, you will not only regain patience, but also generate unexpected opportunities. You will tonify your mood, beautify your attitude and deepen your gravitas. So I hope you will invite and welcome the lumpy and the dappled, my dear. I hope you’ll seek out the tangy, the smoldering, the soggy, the spunky, the chirpy, the gritty and an array of other experiences you may have previously kept at a distance. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) “A thousand half-loves must be forsaken to take one whole heart home.” That’s from Coleman Barks’ translation of a poem by the 13th-century Islamic scholar and mystic known as Rumi. I regard this epigram as a key theme for you during the next 12 months. You will be invited to shed a host of wishy-washy wishes so as to become strong and smart enough to go in quest of a very few burning, churning yearnings. Are you ready to sacrifice the mediocre in service to the sublime?

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B Y D A N S AVA G E Straight man, 48, married 14 years, three kids under age 10. Needless to say, life is busy at our house. My wife and I have stopped having sex. It was my decision. I get the obligation vibe combined with a vanilla sex life, and it just turns me off. We’ve had many conversations about it and we want to find a balance. But it always defaults back to infrequent and dull, making me frustrated and cranky. We used to be pretty kinky – dirty talk, foursomes, toys, porn, etc. – but all those things wear her out now and her interest has disappeared. My guess is that she was just playing along with my kinks to keep me happy and is now over it. Is this just life as a 48-year-old married father of three? Am I being selfish for wanting more in my sex life than my wife is willing to offer? Hard Up Husband

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Is sex wearing your wife out, HUH, or is raising three kids wearing your wife out? I suspect it’s the latter. But in answer to your question: Infrequent and underwhelming sex, sometimes with an obligatory vibe, is not only the sex life a 48-year-old married father of three can expect, it’s the sex life he signed up for. There’s nothing selfish about wanting more sex or wanting it to be more like it was. Kids, however, are a logistical impediment – but a temporary one, provided you don’t go nuclear. A couple’s sex life can come roaring back so long as they don’t succumb to bitterness, recrimination and sexlessness. To avoid all three, it might help to ask yourself which is the likelier scenario: For years your wife faked an interest in dirty talk, foursomes, toys, porn, etc., in order to trap you, or your wife is currently too exhausted to take an interest in dirty talk, foursomes, toys, porn, etc. Again, I suspect it’s the latter. My advice: Masturbate more, masturbate together more, lower your expectations so you’ll be pleasantly surprised when a joint masturbation session blows up into something bigger and better, carve out enough time for quality sex (weekends away, if possible, with pot and wine and Viagra), discuss other accommodations/contingencies as needed and take turns reminding each other that small kids aren’t small forever. I’m one of those bi guys. I had trouble dating girls in high school and at 18 found guys so much darn easier. And as sexual promiscuity in the gay world goes, I got around there easily. I’m in college now and desiring women and stability more. But women find me weird and awkward, something I was never judged for in the gay world. I’d love to find a bisexual woman to start a family with who is up for mutually agreed-upon swing-and-fun sessions with others. But from what I’ve experienced with girls so far that seems far from possible. Lately I’ve just been sitting on my hands in social situations, afraid to even interact with women. Upset Pittsburgher In Troubling Times

Why your “weird and awkward” first impression seemed to be less of an impediment with men: Men aren’t subjected to male sexual violence at the same rates that women are. Women have a lot more to fear than men do. The man you

flirt with at a party might think, “Dude’s weird and awkward but he’s hot,” and jump into bed with you. But the woman you flirt with at a party is likely to think, “Dude’s weird and awkward and he’s hot, but he’s just too weird to risk it.” Something else that couldn’t hurt: getting on a site like OkCupid and approaching bisexual women there. You may have better luck with women if your initial interactions are over email. And finally, UPITT, there are gay and bi men out there who desire stability, too – and stability and “promiscuity” aren’t mutually exclusive. About your answer to WHAT, the lady whose boyfriend “accidentally” ass-fucked her: “I didn’t mean to stick my dick in your ass” is a lie that men tell – men who are embarrassed to ask for anal, men who want it so bad they’re prepared to hurt their partner, or men who think their partner will say no if asked and just don’t care. In all cases, these are men who do not even begin to understand how anal sex works. As you say, it’s not an accident. But what you didn’t say is that these men are telling lies in order to get out of taking responsibility for the fact that they’ve hurt their partners. Men who want to have anal sex need to talk that through with their partners and then either figure out how to do it safely and pleasurably, accept that it’s not happening, or break up if it’s a dealbreaker. I have had way too many conversations with women friends about the pain and anger and shame that they’ve felt when male partners have just stuck it in abruptly, unlubricated and without permission. It makes me really angry that this is something that men can describe as an “accident” without any pushback. Whatever Acronym Strongly Stresses Underlying Point

I’m with you, WASSUP. I don’t think anal happens by accident. Anal has always, in my vast experience, required lube, focus, precision and deep breathing. But on the two occasions when I’ve urged straight female callers on the Savage Lovecast to dump boyfriends who “accidentally” penetrated them anally – the pushback from male and female listeners was overwhelming. Scores of people called in to insist that anal can and does happen by accident. WHAT’s boyfriend has accidentally penetrated her anally four times in a year. That raises a red flag. But WHAT was convinced it was an accident (all four times) and seemed to think her boyfriend felt genuinely terrible about it (all four times), and I deferred to a reader’s POV (just one time). And here’s a detail that was cut from WHAT’s letter for space: “People have suggested going slow, but I like it a little rough.” Perhaps I should’ve come down harder on WHAT’s boyfriend – OK, I should’ve come down harder – but it seemed possible, at least in WHAT’s case, that anal might’ve been an accident (all four times?!?). I still believe “accidental anal” is much more likely to be “intentional, nonconsensual anal” – that is, not an accident at all. On the Lovecast, Dan chats with writer Anna Pulley about all things lesbian: savagelovecast.com.

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NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: May 25th, 2016 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1101 Marshall Farms Rd, Ocoee 34761 (407) 8770191 #B161-Natez Catering Company, Nathan Monroe – Catering materials #B175-Shelia Windom-Boxes. 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5603 Metrowest Blvd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 4450867 #05151 Jeff Cameron hsehold goods,etc; #08037 WendyMartin hsehold items #05033 Carmela Ibrahim hsehold items etc; #03022 Betuna Laplace hsehold items #05104 Mark Battle Hsehold items etc; #02060 Dwanda Evans hsehold items etc; #02068 Christina Clark hsehold items etc; #06008 Wendy Martin household furniture and items etc; #06067 Markeith Harris furniture etc; #02118 Edward Smith Jr, hsehold furniture and items etc;#02119 Idris Coleman hsehold furnture and items etc;#06037 George Plaisted 5x5 toddler beds, toys and boxes, #8020 Jeffrey Tostes boxes, clothes; #07036 Clennon Everett Hsehold items; #01020 Ryan Brady hsehold items etc;#09003 Hugo Luque boat and trailer(1997/BIY hull # BIYB09BB1697) Tag number on trailer 337 ISB (7/15) tag #05160 Andrea Mendiola Hsehold furniture,items,etc 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5592 L. B. McLeod Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-2709 #042 Laurie Kiner -Household items # 305 Veronica Valdez -household goods,#507 Steven Brooks- household items, #402 Tiffany James- furniture #653 James Kurzawinski- household goods,# 720 Renata Mohn - household goods. 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 3501 Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL. 32839 (407)839-5518 #1003-Gerald SimonsClothing boxes, #4041-Cathy ParrishFurniture, household items, household items, #3035- Mark Stephens- Household items, #1014- Sallye Marbury- Furniture Boxes, #2013 – Sana AhmedFurniture, Clothes, Boxes, Household Goods, #4011- Michele Cooks- Furniture, Boxes, Household Goods, Clothing, #4108- Clarissa MolesHousehold Goods, #1073- Latrisha Battle- House-hold Items, #3137- Melissa Martinez- Fully furnished apartment, #4086-Terrence Herring- Clothes and bags, #1012- Zachary Irvine- House hold items, #3049- Lakeisha LampkinHousehold goods, #1103B- Travis Mccaskill- Boxes, #4073- Joshua SmithBags and clothing, #1049- Beverly Aponte- Household Items, #2033- Robert Joseph- One bedroom apartment, couch, tables, boxes, 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1420 North Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32804 (407) 650-9033 #530 – Jeramy Grenier – Household goods, Electronics, Furniture; #814 – Brookman Thomas J – Household goods, Furniture, Tools 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1001 Lee Rd. Orlando. Fl. 32810 (407) 539-0527 #1025 Karen Mulcahy – Household items goods. #3148 April Anderson-Household Goods. #4090 Angela RichardsonHousehold goods boxes. #3133 Derek Roberts-Electronics, tv&#39;s, game systems, computer and monitor and car hood and rims. #3082 Anthony Castille- Household goods. #3111 Carline Charles-Household goods TV beds furniture. #4065 Wenona Howard Simpson- Furniture and boxes. #4038 Kenneth Wesley-Computers and misc. 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 11971 Lake Underhill Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32825 (407) 380-0046 #1348 Scott Turner – couch, dresser, bedroom set, household items. 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 13125 S. John Young Pkwy. Orlando, Fl. 32837 (407) 240-0958#500-Vincent

C Booker-furniture, #720-Garvey Johnson-piano,cabinets, #925-Micky Hollihan-household items, #450-Dalila Rhea-furniture, #900-Emiko Jolomi Asifor-Touyo-home items, #1131-Raquel Calderon-home items, #114-Alison Dries-household items, #644-Eric Maddox-household items, #437-Johnny Ashley-household items, 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 610 Rinehart Road Lake Mary, FL 32746 (407) 637-1360 0866-Christa M Edwardshousehold goods,0058-Mackenzie McLean-household goods,0450-Marse Sapp-household goods,0658-Philip Dudley-household goods,0047-Shemecah Pitterson-household goods 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 2631 E. Semoran Blvd Apopka, FL 32703 (407) 8181681#2263 Kyle Sparkowski – Household Goods 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 5753 Hoffner Avenue Orlando, FL 32822 (407) 2125890 #1020-Gonzalez David- Household goods, #1320-Orr Cory-Household goods, #1444-Guadalupe Aileen JanetHousehold goods, #9012-Carlos Arenas- Household goods, #1421-Amanda Ann Detillion- Household goods, #1015-Ramon Rivera-Material and Tools. 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 831 North Park Avenue Apopka, FL 32712 (407) 4500345 #1034 Cherla Laurent- Household Goods #1036 Cherla Laurent- Household Goods #2440 Anthony HicksHousehold Goods. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON MAY 26, 2016 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 4729 S. ORANGE BLOSSOM TRAIL – ORLANDO, FL 32839 – AT 8:00 AM:0101 – M. MOLINA, 0112 – B. BYRD, 0115 – C. CHANDLER, 0140 – H. PRESENDIEU, 0223 – P. AUGUSTIN, 0228 – K. GOULD, 0236 – T. PATTERSON, 0247 – K. FERDINAND, 0249 – A. MITCHELL, 0311 – B. OUSLEY, 0316 – S. PASCAL, 0355 – H. RODRIQUEZ, 0435 – E. WILLIAMS, 0440 – S. BOYCE, 0605 – F. BELL, 0708 – J. RAMSEY, 0713 – S. BREWER, 0714 – S. SANCHEZ, 0811 – C. PAQUETTE, 0821 – M. CHANGYEN, 0827 – D. WRIGHT, 0828 – K. WILSON, 0834 – G. JORDAN, 0914 - A. WILLAMS, 0965 – K. HARRIS, 0997 – J. JUMPP, 1002 – J. USSIN, 1003 – D. SMITHLOTT, 1008 – Y. CORDERO, 1018 – S. DUHART, 1031 – F. GRAJALES, 1057 – S. GILLY, 1067 – M. ALMEIDA-TRIVINO, 1083 – D. FOUST, 1134 – W. WILLIAMS, 1207 – R. MAYO, 1225 – B. WEBB, 1243 – S. BUTLER, 1244 – E. HOGAN, 1267 – E. BALOM, 1325 – D. HICKS, 1327 – S. MCKENZIE, 1335 – G. KISER 1313 45 TH ST – ORLANDO, FL 32839 – AT 8:15 AM: A107 – K. BROXTON, A120 – M. CRAWFORD, A128 – M. NOBREGA, A192 – I. SMITH, B201 – J. WALL, B215 – E. JEAN BAPTISTE, B227 – B. GEORGES, B291 – D. FLORES, D415 – L. LIVINGSTON, E535 – M. ARITIS, E547 – M. JENKINGS, E554 – M. MYLES, E572 – D. BINION, H820 – K. RUSSELL, H838 – A. EDWARDS, H848 – S. DUNKLEE, J905 – L. ADAMS 235 E. OAKRIDGE RD – ORLANDO,

FL 32809 – AT 8:30 AM: A103 – L. PARRISH, A105 – A. BROOKS JR., A109 – A. TOUSSAINT, A137 – S. WILLIAMS, C305 – A. MERCADO, D423 – R. NARVAEZ, F603 – M. DEJESUS RODRIGUEZ, F608 – A. DAMERA, G716 – K. OWENS, H824 – C. JOHNSTO, J019 – A. QUEEN, K113 – R. NARVAEZ, K120 – M. MADISON, L206 – C. REID, L232 – M. FLORES, N401 – A. TAYLOR JR., P005 – C. METELLUS, P019 – J. LOPEZ 1801 W. OAKRIDGE RD – ORLANDO, FL 32809 – AT 8:44 AM: B021 – V. REYES, B025 – J. CANDELARIO, C019 – E. BERNUNZO, D009 – V. STARLING, D061 – T. SHULER, D062 – D. JOSEPH, E041 – A. SALAZAR, E044 – C. DIAZ, H018 – H. BERNARDIN, H024 – C. CRUZ, H027 – C. WARD, H029 – D. HAYES, H038 – I. AGUILAR, J008 – D. ANESCA, J022 – C. LAPIERRE, J071 – S. MONTROND, J073 – S. KIN, J082 – S. GREENE, J085 – J. REED, J099 – F. ADAMS, J103 – A. COKER, K001 – H. BERNARDIN, K004 – V. SMITH, K053 – V. WILSON, K089 – J. MORALES, K098 – T. MCKEITHAN 5900 LAKE HURST DR – ORLANDO, FL 32819 – AT 8:50 AM: B035 – K.BROWN, C144 – N.ELLIS, C159 – G.QUILES, C163 – A.MORALES JR, C167 – T.VINSON, D145 –D. LOPEZ, D149 – L.COLONHEZI, D171 – F.SUAREZ. 4508 S. VINELAND RD – ORLANDO, FL 32811 – AT 9:00 AM: 0131 – S.WADLEY, 0617 –J. FULK, 0708 – S.DOGGETT, 0714 – C.ROSS, 0806 – L.PHANOR, 0818 – L.SERVICE, 0819 – S.REEDER, 0837 – D.GIL, 0907 – S.PINDER, 0924 – D.PAYNE, 1134 – T.FELTON, 1303 –F. CARROLL, 1306 –N. JENKINS, 1317 – D.SOARES JR. 5401 L.B. MCLEOD RD – ORLANDO, FL – 32811 – AT 9:10 AM : 2211 – F.NICOYA, 2217 – T.BROWN, 2246 – M.ALEXANDER, 2248 – C.PURCELL, 2259 –D. DONTFRAID, 2264 – N.HONORE, 2265 – D.HILTONEN, 2271 – K.SMITH, 2284 – R.MCKNIGHT, 2304 – N.MCHAYLE, 2319 –D. NEW, 2324 – M.RICHARDSON, 2341 – T.MOORE. 5602 RALEIGH ST, ORLANDO, FL 32811 – AT 9:20 AM: 0008 – L. ELLIS, 0056 – S. WILSON, 0079 – D. MCDOWELL, 0082 – E. GRAY, 0112 – F. MILLS, 0113 – W. SAMARTINO, 0133 – I. GREEN, 0142 – C. PERRYTHOMAS, 0157 – T. BANGO, 0162 – C. HAWKINS, 0175 - SOS CONSULTING GROUP, 0175 – O. QUEZADA, 0193 – M. DAVIS, 0197 – A. THOMAS, 0201 – G. CROOM, 0209 – A. JOHNSON, 0229 – E. TOMLINSON, 0233 – A. YOUNG, 0260 – C. JOHNSON, 0291 – A. EVANS, 0309 – S. DORSEY, 0338 – T. EDWARDS, 0344 – J. CHAPMAN, 0347 – M. VICTOR, 0348 – C. SANTIAGO-FREYRE, 0355 – B. DAVIS, 0425 – A. WILLIAMS,0438 – J. DOS SANTOS, 0457 – C. LOTT, 0570 – E. JENKINS, 0574 – S. TOYA JONES, 1005 - CURLEW POND LLC, 1005 – T. CRONIN CHEVY 1961 VIN# 7102, 0071 – F. KEY, 0319 – E. SANTIAGO, 900 S. KIRKMAN RD.– ORLANDO, FL 32811 – AT 9:30 AM: 1501 – R. LOZIN, 2419 – D. WODFORD, 2533 – A. WILKINS, 3107 – J. MENDEZ, 3126 – F. TORRES, 3210 – S. AUSTIN, 3307 – R. SIMMONS, 3505 – T. HANDLEY, 3506 – M. GREENE, 3605 – F.

JACKSON, 4106 – K. GRAY, 4107 – J. ENGRAM, 4124 – B. COX, 4215 – T. DANIELS, 4415 – T. COUNCIL, 6115 – B. WOOD, 7108 – K. SMITH, 1102 – D. AUSTIN, 1205 – J. WHITE, 5109 – K. ELIZZA, 6108 – H. OZDEMIR, 7116 – D. BLUNT. NOTICE of Public Sale Storage Zone – Longwood - Personal Property consisting of couches, beds, TVs, Clothes, boxes of household goods, and other personal items used in the home, office, or garage will be sold for CASH or otherwise disposed of on May 25th 2016 at 120 Highline Drive. Longwood, FL 32750 at 10:00AM to satisfy owner’s lien for rent and fees due in accordance with Florida Statutes Self-Storage Act 83.806 and 83.807. All items or spaces may not be available at the time of sale. Frances Connell 1407, Larry Bair 631, Lissa Ward 2203, Igor Rodriguez Caceres 833, Stig Gruen 1013.

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NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 1996 Isuzu VIN# 4S2CK58V1T4310065 2011 BASH VIN# LHJTLBBN6BB600070 2004 Dodge VIN# 1B3ES56C64D511615 2011 DAX VIN# L37MMGFV9BZ060205 1996 Mitsubishi VIN# 4A3AJ56G0TE268442 2000 Chevrolet VIN# 1G1JC1247Y7266581 2007 Chevrolet VIN# 1G1ZT68N37F153439 1998 Chrysler VIN# 3C8FY68B22T343313 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on May 25, 2016, 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC

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Legal, Public Notices NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON MAY 27, 2016 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 951 S. JOHN YOUNG PKWY – KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – AT 8:00 AM:1013 –D. SERRANO, 1218 – Q.LEE, 1245 – E.VALDEZ, 1306 – E.TATLISU, 1308 – C.WEHR, 1309 – G.SERRANO, 1529 – A.BROWN, 1539 – C.NAZARIO, 1540 – F.BURGOS, 1705 – D.BRANTLEY, 1801 – L.DEL VALLE, 2119 – S.AVERY, 2165 – S.MCKENZIE, 2174 – P.FISHER, 2194B – C.VANCE, 2220 – K.PIERSON,2306 –M.NEGRON, (MAGGIE),2339 –G. MAYBERRY JR, 2346 – T.GRANT, 2405 –J.SWAIN, 2417 – N.RIVERA. 1701 – KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – AT 8:10 AM:0113 – E.NIEVES, 2068 – A.DIAZ, 4019 – T.MAYO, 5008 –J. BARBARITO, 6006 – T.ORTIZ, 6039 – O.RIVERA, 6092 – C.BIZARDIRODRIGUEZ, 6098 – E.REYES, 6130 – C.MCCLELLAN, 6202 –L. RODRIGUEZ, 6213 – J.CRUZADO. 2783 N. JOHN YOUNG PKWY – KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – AT 8:20 AM: 1002 – S.JOHNS, 1019 – V.WILLIAMS, 1057–S.TRUDGEN,1064 – R.TORRES, 1070 – D.CALDERON, 11005 – M.HYSON, 11072 – B.MARTIN, 11094 – P.HUGHES, 11107 – O.JACKSON, 11117 – A.GONZALEZ, 11212 – P.GREGORY, 11302 – J.TRUDGEN, 12014 – G.CRUZ, 12210 – D.CHAMPMAN, 12320 – A.ADAMS, 12406 – B.WILSON, 12511 – J.MANNING, 12614 – J.FILHO, 12616 – F.CRUZ, 473 – K.SMITH, 510 – S.CARAN, 512 – F.GONZALEZ, 581 – K.CRUZ, 711 – E.HUAMANTUCO. 227 SIMPSON RD - KISSIMMEE, FL 34744 –AT 8:30 AM: 011 – F.RODRIGUEZ, 026 – C.JACKSON, 027 – H.WALKER, 033 – M.ESPINAL, 054 – K.LEWIS, 080 –N. SANCHEZ, 157 – A. BALDWIN, 452 –S. RAMOS, 453 – E.ARBONE, 494 –M. BROWN, 504 – J.PIPER, 533 – K.ROBERTSON VIDOT, 850 – R.WHITTAKER, 879 –O. BENJAMIN, 896 – H.NAZARIO. 1051 BUENAVENTURA BLVD – KISSIMMEE, FL 34743 – AT 8:40 AM: 01116 – R.NARVAEZ, 02118 –S. KUYAVA, 02139 – O.RIVERA, 02159 – B. ORMENO DE ROMAN, 02204 – S.THOMPSON, 03110 – M.ZURITA, 04119 – M.CINTRON, 04503 – J.ROA, 05141 –E. CORREA, 05152 –I. PADILLA, 05308 – L.RIVERA, 05435A.MITCHELL. 1800 TEN POINT LN – ORLANDO, FL 32837 – AT 9:00 AM: 0134 –E. MERA, 0148 – A.OQUENDO, 0167 – R.JOHNSON, 0192 –C. NANNY, 1010 – H.PEREZ, 1019 – B.PENA, 1063 – L.VILLEGAS, 1073 – S.TURNER, 4004 – N.DOKES, 5020 – C.CENTURION, 6009 – J.DELGADO, 6014 –J. CASTILLO. 8149 AIRCENTER CT – ORLANDO, FL 32809 – AT 9:15 AM: 1188 - DAL GLOBAL SERVICES, 1188 – E. SOTO, 1204 – E. SOTO, 1204 - DAL GLOBAL SERVICES, 2190 – R. RABASSI, 2198 – C. CORTES, 3047 – J. WINSLOW, 3059 – C. ROJAS, 4024 – C. TATIS, 6114 – C. ACREE 4801 S. SEMORAN BLVD – ORLANDO, FL 32822 – AT 9:30 AM: 2001 – Y. CANDELARIA, 5017 – W. VASQUEZ, 7009 – X. FALCON, 7013 – E. COTTS, 7064 – C. JOHNSON, 7097 – C. ROMAN, 7116 – C. PALLE, 8009 – E. MUNOZ, 8154 – J. DEMETRES 2275 S. SEMORAN BLVD – ORLANDO, FL 32822 – AT 9:45 AM: B200 – L. TEELE, B205 – R. HIDALGO, B228 – R. GRANT, C118 – B. STEVENS, C166

– E. BRENT 903 S SEMORAN BLVD – ORLANDO, FL 32807 – AT 10:00AM: B010 – M. PEREZ, B026 – J. CORREA, C014 – Y. FALU, C054 – K. LEWIS, C069 – M. RIVERA, C072 – J. WEST, D005 – D. COLLADO, D037 – J. FOSTER, D038 - ORANGE COUNTY DEMOCRATIC EXEC. CTE., D038 – N. JACOBSON, D058 – S. SANCHEZ, D082 – H. COLANGELO, D097 – J. KOLLJESKI, D134 – A. RICCO, D158 – C. LOPEZ, E034 – R. SANCHEZ JR, E081 – B. THOMPSON. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. CONTENTS MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN, HOUSEHOLD ITEMS, BEDDING, TOYS, GAMES, PACKED CARTONS, FURNITURE, TOOLS, TRUCKS, CARS, ETC. THERE’S NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. Lien Sale to be held online ending Wednesday MAY 25, 2016 Viewing and bidding will only be available online at www. storagetreasures.com, beginning at least 5 days prior to the scheduled sale date and time. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE FORSYTH - 2875 FORSYTH RD. WINTER PARK, FL 32792 - AT 10:00AM:#116Higgins, Sean M; #131-Ruark, Sharon; #396-Hiatt, Luke Thomas; #405-Hernandez, Jose Gregorio Azuaje; #343-Mullican, April; #457-Cruz, Andeudis Colon Javier, #921-Aime, Melita Bien 2004 Chrysler Sedan Vin # 1C3EL46X54N2144441, #935A- Folowoshele, Racheal 1993 Toyota Vin# 4T1VK13E9PU050262 MICHIGAN MINI STORAGE - 200 W. MICHIGAN ST ORLANDO, FL 32806 AT 10:30AM: #0018-Aldridge, Stanley; #0047-Carlton, Janice Sistrunk; #0166-McCloud, Celestia L. & McKen Lawn Service + More; 0191-Moore, Margaret PERSONAL MINI STORAGE LAKE FAIRVIEW - 4252 N ORANGE BLOSSOM TR. ORLANDO FL 32804 - AT 11:30AM: #0135 - Harris, James Daniel; #0174 - Yensi, Michael John; #0232 - Bullock, Latasha Monique; #0256 - Barrington, Felix Kwamina; #0293 - Young, Quidry Drashawn; #0337 - Williams, Cordney Shantel; #0370 Zackery, Kevin Leshawn; #0483 - Johnson Dorner, Joyce; #0597 - Rothrock, Marilyn Ruth; #0614 - Whipple II, Mark; #0643 - Marcelino, Brent Nolan; #0794 - Tigreros, Antoinette Frances; #0908 - Amoah, Kwadwo; #0936 - Sears, Heather Fawn, #734 Seymour, Frank PERSONAL MINI STORAGE WEST - 4600 OLD WINTER GARDEN RD. ORLANDO FL 32811 AT 12:00PM: #29-Bill Gaston Sr; #126-Aisha A Snow; #132-Ezell Pringle Jr; #136-Donne Lee Ann Moore; #204-Terry A Beden; #223-Kalisha R Oliver; #238-Stephanie N Evans; #276-Anne M Holthusen; #280-Aubrey Brown; #284-Ernesto Velez Rodriguez; #371Latasha D Adams; #411-Gloria J Simon; #443-Nathan Max E Bridges IV; #492Mercile H Lewis; #615- Manoucheka B Jean; #622-Garcia L Rabess; #647-Goldie L Calhoun Jr; #649-Tristin T Kegler; #714- Andri Benjamin,White 1998 Ford Expedition 4 Door VIN#FMRU17L6WLC26631;#725-Cedric V Harris, Black 2001 Volks Wagon Beetle, VIN#3VWBB21C91M440303;

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Igor Timofeevich Abramov, of 128 Monarch Cir apt 1, Fern Park, FL 32730 County of Seminole, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Service Repair Body at Garri It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Service Repair Body at Garri” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 4th of May, 2016

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In order to satisfy a contractual landlord’s lien, under the provisions of the Florida SelfService Storage Space Act, public notice is hereby given that the following described property will be sold at public sale to the highest bidder for cash only. The sale will be held at the times and locations listed below: AAAAKey Mini Storage 1001 S. Semoran Blvd. Orlando, FL 32807 May 27th,2016 @9:30am Mercedes VegaBoxes, luggage, totes and table, Hector David AguilarDressers, misc furniture, luggage, chairs and kitchen things, Donald S. EckenrodCouch, misc. tables, picture, xbox, tools and speakers, Luis M. ArroyoTV’s, bed, dressers and boxes, Gregory ColonTubs, barrel, mirrors, dresser, sofa and TV, Ruben AlersBoxes, electronics, table, chairs, bags and totes, Erlyn AvalosPaintcans,buckets,china cabinet, Elizabeth RippelmeyerBoxes, toys and dresser, Elizabeth RippelmeyerLarge furniture, bedroom furniture, boxes and clothing, Jesus E. SantosBags, boxes, stroller and mattress, Kiara L. ParkerFurniture, mattress, vacuum, clothes and boxes, Nolan T. MickensWeedeater, Radio, bike, table and dresser, boxes, Courtney Francis, JrWeights, totes, mattress, luggage, lamp, bags and boxes, Ariana ColonCouch, chair, stereo and suitcase, Shamieka StokesToys, vacuum, tubs, bike and bags, Viviana RodriguezBoxes, chairs, totes and luggage and Suzuki vin #JS2RC41H0352053256, Jeidalisse PerezFurniture, bags, luggage and boxes, Jose SerranoWasher, dryer, chairs, table and cabinet, Liliana M. BurkeCD’s, table, boxes, books and carts, Jose A. Del Hoyotools, ladder, compressor, boxes and buffer, Liliana RicoChairs, mattress, boxes and end tables, Dwight LawrenceWasher, dryer, chairs, table and cabinet, Tovah L. EvansBoxes, bags, luggage, totes and toys, Carol KapelkeBike, chair, boxes, totes and DVDs, Mary DavisBoxes, totes, bags and clothes, Ernesto MirandaChair, mattress, TV, toolbox and bags, Victor M. MujicaChairs, couch, tables, rug and mattresses, Ralph MartinBoxes, couch, Tvs, wheelchair and totes, Robert JonesCouches, rails and bucket, Alexis PerkinsBaby toys, DVDs, kids bed, luggage and totes AAAAKey Mini Storage 5285 S. Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 328392307 May 27th, 2016 @11:00am Frantz LesperanceDresser, end tables, king mattress set, 2 TV’s and coffee table, Erik L. BurrisMattress set, misc. boxes, headboard and clothing, Marilyn AcostaMisc. boxes, misc. Bags and misc. tubs, sofabed couch and mattress, Sheveta WilsonWasher, Dryer and 1 black bag, Warren OwensMisc. boxes, pole oor scale, misc. totes, saw and misc. clothes, Crispino MatongoMisc. boxes, misc bags, Gabriel SantosMisc. Totes, bags, totes, table saw and generator, Jose Armenta2 tubs, 2 boxes and propane tank, Ralph ReyesMisc suitcases, misc. bags and clothing, Jermaine JonesMisc bags, totes, box spring, headboard, office chair and bed frame, Latoya TaylorWheelchair, misc, boxes and bags. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: – REBEL RECOVERY AND TRANSPORTATION, INC. gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on 06/08/2016, 12:00PM at 113 Candace Dr Fern Park Florida 32730 pursuant to subsection 713. 78 of the Florida Statutes. REBEL RECOVERY & TRANSPORTATION, INC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. 1C3EL66R24N412262 2004 CHRY. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PURSUANT TO FS 713,585 LIENOR/ CSL OF AMERICA INC,AT 1900,S. ORANGE BLOSSOM TRAIL-ORLANDO/FL-32805,WILL SELL AT PUBLIC SALE AT LIENOR’S ADDRESS ON JUNE 03 2016 AT 5PM TO 7PM FOR CASH TO SATISFY A CLAIM OF LIEN FOR $2,426.03 THE FOLLOWING CAR:2003,ACURA,VIN#19UYA426 03A013002. SAID BY SATISFYING THE LIEN PRIOR VEHICLE MAY BE REDEEMED BY SATISFYING THE LIEN PRIOR TO SALE DATE. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO A HEARING AT ANY TIME PRIOR TO SALE DATA BY FILING A DEMAND FOR HEARING IN THE CIRCUIT COURT. OWNER HAVE THE RIGHT TO RECOVER POSSESSION OF VEHICLE BY POSTING IN ACCORDANCE WITH FS 559,917.ANY PROCEEDS IN EXCESS OF AMOUNT OF THE LIEN WILL BE DEPOSITED WITH THE CLERK OF CIRCUIT COURT IN THE COUNTY WHERE THE VEHICLE IS HELD.

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Legal, Public Notices Notice of Public Auction for monies due on storage units located at U-Haul company facilities. Storage locations are listed below. All goods are household contents or miscellaneous and recovered goods. All auctions are hold to satisfy owner’s lien for rent and fees in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self-Storage Act, Sections 83.806 and 83.807. The auction will start at 8:00 a.m. and others will follow on June 2, 2016 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Maitland, 7815 North Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32810; U115 Julie Fitzgerald $412.60, D13 Kia Jackson $403.33 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Apopka, 1221 E Semoran Blvd, Apopka, FL 32703; 1249 Kemson Ramautar $633.60, 1110 Karen Carr $704.00, 1263 Kristen Fleming $665.40, 1267 Orlando Humbrasingh $665.40 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Semoran, 2055 N Semoran Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792; 1008-12 Acme Television $2276.00, 1050 Jerrod Price $372.20, 2762 Stephen Smith $480.40, 1052 Gabriel Joshua Gumana Diva $464.65 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Longwood, 650 N Ronald Reagan Blvd, Longwood, FL 32750; E004 Philip Vanderau $529.20, E029 Lisa Saunders $529.20, C031 Gary Delvecchio $474.95, A061 Richard Klein $379.40 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Lake Mary, 3851 S Orlando Ave, Sanford, FL 32773; 1611 Sylvia Simons $771.75, 2002 Ted Graham $242.45, 1230 Mystery Room $405.80, 1528 Mystery Room $780.30, 1266 Moraima Camacho $347.00, 1537 Robert Thompson $374.00 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Rinehart, 1811 Rinehart Road, Sanford, FL 32771; 4078 Torry Michalski $389.80, 2149 Michael McCauley $389.80. NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Jason Christopher Banning, of 130 Overlook Drive, Chuluota, FL 32766 County of Seminole, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Indian River Music Company It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Indian River Music Company” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 4th of May, 2016 NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Bobby Kirk, of 10000 Victoria Park LN, Apt. 10102, Davenport FL, 33896, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Kirk Production It is the intent of the undersigned to register “ Kirk Production” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 6 of May, 2016 NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE Pursuant to Florida Statue 713.78 on May 23 2016 AT 9:00 am Auto Towing & Repair, 238 N. Cottage Hill Rd., Orlando, FL 32805, will sell the following vehicle(s) sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no titles. Terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. 07 HONDA 1HGCM82797A000045 1986 CHEVY 1G8ED18J3GF188768 06 NISS 1N6AD07U46C440311 NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PURSUANT TO FS713.78,ON MAY 23 2016 AT 5PM TO 7PM, OBT TOWING,1900,S. ORANGE BLOSSOM TRAIL,ORLANDO/FL-32805 WILL SELL THE VEHICLE AS IS,NO WARRANTY,NO GUARANTEE THE TITLE,TERMS CASH. SELLER RESERVES THE RIGHT TO REFUSE ANY OR ALL BIDS :95,HONDA,VIN # JH2RC3806SM301900.

O R L A N DOWEEKLY.CO M/JO BS Employment Engineer: Siemens Energy, Inc. seeks Aerodynamic Engineer, Orlando, FL. Work as a member of a global compressor department to develop compressor components for industrial gas turbine engines. Req: Master’s or foreign equiv in Aerodynamics, Aeronautics & Astronautics, or related field + 2 yrs of exp w/ aerodynamic design & analysis of turbo-machinery applications. Prior exp must include: CFX or other CFD (Computer Fluids Dynamics) exp; meanline & throughflow code exp; & developing & maintaining numerical methods for compressor design. Alternatively, employer will accept Bachelor’s or foreign equiv in Aerodynamics, Aeronautics & Astronautics, or related field + 5 yrs of exp w/ aerodynamic design & analysis of turbo-machinery applications. Up to 15% travel req. Offer of employment w/ Siemens is conditioned upon the successful completion of a background check & drug screen, subject to applicable laws & regulations. Mail resumes: Brett Sanchez, Siemens Energy, Inc., 4400 N. Alafaya Trail, Orlando, FL 32826. Please reference BS/GR. Applicants must be authorized to work in US permanently. Engineer: Siemens Energy, Inc. seeks Project Engineer, Orlando, FL. Responsible for project implementation of wind turbine projects where Siemens is responsible for the design, supply, transportation, installation (on some contracts) & commissioning of the wind project in the Americas Region. Required: Bachelor’s in Engineering or related field (or foreign equiv) + two 2 yrs of exp in the job offered or in an acceptable alternate occupation. Prior exp must include: strong technical knowledge of Siemens Wind Power products; strong knowledge of Siemens Wind Power processes; must have exp working in a large, multinational corporation; strong technical knowledge of Wind Power Products, Transportation, Installation & Commissioning; strong knowledge of/exp w/ Project Management, Contract Management, Change Management, Risk & Opportunity Management & Supplier Management; strong knowledge of Scheduling software (i.e. Oracle’s Primavera); strong knowledge of Microsoft’s Office package software; & knowledge on SAP software. Must be PMI certified. Approx 20% travel required. Offer of employment w/ Siemens is conditioned upon the successful completion of a background check & drug screen, subject to applicable laws & regulations. Mail resumes: Brett Sanchez, Siemens Energy, Inc., 4400 N. Alafaya Trail, Orlando, FL 32826. Please reference BS/TL. Applicants must be authorized to work in US permanently. Engineer: Siemens Energy, Inc. seeks Project Engineer, Orlando, FL. Vital role in the Gas Turbine Global Customer Operations Project Management department. Required: Bachelor’s* in Engineering or a related field (or foreign equiv) + 5 yrs of project management exp in power plant design & construction or equivalent large industrial design/construction projects. Prior exp must include: reading, understanding, & interpreting external contractual documents including Engineering drawings & specifications (both Siemens & Siemens vendors & AE supplied documents); reading & understanding Project schedules, both Siemens & outside AE/Constructor origin. *Employer will accept a three-year degree or a combination of degrees or diplomas as meeting the Bachelor’s req. Approximately 25% travel req. Offer of employment w/ Siemens is conditioned upon the successful completion of a background check & drug screen, subject to applicable laws & regulations. Mail resumes: Brett Sanchez, Siemens Energy, Inc., 4400 N. Alafaya Trail, Orlando, FL 32826. Please reference BS/HR. Applicants must be authorized to work in US permanently.

Engineering: Siemens Energy, Inc. seeks Analytics Development Lead, Orlando, FL. Devise development & implementation concepts for division-wide platforms, systems, & business processes to maximize the value of enterprise data. Required: Master’s in Engineering or a related field (or foreign equiv) + 6 yrs of exp in the job offered or in an acceptable alternate occupation. Prior exp must include: data analysis, business intelligence, or high-performance computing; program or project management experience; database implementation & “big data” architectures (included at least one of Hadoop, HDFS, Storm, &/or SAS); R&D exp as a manager or individual contributor; sr role on at least three major IT implementation projects (e.g., domain expert, software engineer, architect, project lead); software development exp; exp in a customer-facing role working w/ electric utilities, oil & gas, or other energy companies; & exp working for a multinational corporation (or equiv experience on long-term projects w/ global teams). In the alternative, employer will accept a Bachelor’s in the above-mentioned fields + 8 yrs of relevant exp. Approximately 10% travel req. Offer of employment w/ Siemens is conditioned upon the successful completion of a background check & drug screen, subject to applicable laws & regulations. Mail resumes: Brett Sanchez, Siemens Energy, Inc., 4400 N. Alafaya Trail, Orlando, FL 32826. Please reference BS/AP. Applicants must be authorized to work in US permanently.

CASTO is in search of a F/T Maintenance Technician for Winter Park Village. Must have 2+ years of experience in a similar role. Visit http:// castoinfo.com/ for more information. Resumes may be sent to ssoulsby@ castoinfo.com.

Instructional Coordinator: Develop instructional material, coordinate educational content, & incorporate current technology in the field of mathematics & math tutoring services; plan & conduct teacher training programs dealing with classroom procedures, instructional materials & equipment, & teaching aids; observe work of teaching staff ; confer with instructors; advise & teach mathematics to instructors & students. 5 yrs prior exp in job duties required. Master’s degree in Mathematics, or its equivalent, required. Math Literacy tests required. Resumes only to Fermat Education,LLC, 4523 Hoffner Ave., Orlando, FL 32812. Attn: Ms. Tecchio.

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Retail - Customer Service & Sales - Entry Level Marketing Consultants of Orlando 6163637

Grounds Maintenance Daily Management Resorts Inc. 6143823

Cook Sushi - Part Time - Renaissance Orlando at SeaWorld Marriott International 6143827

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Electrician - Mechanic and Apprentice Millennium Electric 6164567

Store Manager Live Onsite - Lakeland Extra Space Storage 6165985

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Assistant Store Manager Shinola Detroit 6162451

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Restaurant Server Levy Restaurants 6163811

Housekeeping | Floor Supervisor | FT Omni Orlando Resort at Champions Gate 6165146

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Human Resources Business Partner Sysco Corporation 6165246

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Field Marketer Truly Nolen of America, Inc. 6162540

Web Developer Orange Lake Resorts, Holiday Inn Club Vacations 6143064

CityWalk Restaurant - The Cowfish - Line Production Cook Universal Orlando 6165922

Villa Atendant Give Kids The World 6162149

Medical Assistant Orlando Health Physician Associates 6164503

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Papa Johns Pizza Delivery Driver Papa John’s Pizza 6165134

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Program Coordinator Full Sail University 6163655 Kony Services, Inc. in Orlando, FL seeks Sr. Technical Lead responsible for leading projects for clients. Extensive U.S. travel required. Fax resumes to (512) 532-6315 quoting #STL116

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Course Director - MBG521 - Computer Science for Engineers Full Sail University 6144643

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