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MUSIC

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15 Feast or femme

Live music in Orlando kicks into high gear this spring

7 ICYMI

Sisters are doing it for themselves at Park Avenue gastropub Garp & Fuss

Short briefs on news you may have missed in the past week

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37 This Little Underground

A new liquor license opens up possibilities for restaurants, K Restaurant debuts a family-focused menu on Mondays, plus more in our weekly food roundup

The Veranda Live could become the musical town

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8 The Foilies 2018 Recognizing the year’s worst failures of government transparency

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38 Selections 40 The Week 41 Down the Road

Chilean drama A Fantastic Woman addresses transgender rights

23 Film Listings

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13 Live Active Cultures

Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

Longtime local theme park observer Ricky Brigante sells his pioneering Inside the Magic website

25 On Screens in Orlando

48 Gimme Shelter 48 Savage Love 50 Classifieds

Movies playing this week: Tomb Raider, 7 Days in Entebbe and more

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BY XANDER PETERS

Gun violence is costing Florida $5 billion a year, state senators received jars of tar and feathers after voting in favor of gun reform, UCF names a new president and other things you may have missed last week. »

Florida lawmakers pass record $88.7 billion budget: With the only nays coming from Dems in the Republican-controlled Florida House and Senate, lawmakers concluded an annual session that ran two days into overtime after they failed to agree on a budget by deadline. On top of the budget’s passage, Gov. Rick Scott signed legislation that provides record funding for Bright Futures college scholarships and continues expanding voucher-like programs for children to attend private schools.

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UCF names Dale Whittaker as new president: The board convened on campus Friday morning to publicly interview four nominees vying for the presidential throne – and provost Dale Whittaker, UCF’s second-highest ranking official, got the nod to replace President John C. Hitt when he retires this summer after 26 years of service. “I’m ready, I’m capable,” he told the board, “and fundamentally, you know my values.” If confirmed by the Florida Board of Governors, Whittaker will take office the day after Hitt retires.

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Details of a Titusville school shooting threat were kept secret for a year: Parents of students at Astronaut High School learned just last week that two 17-year-old male students were expelled last year after threatening to attack the school. The public was informed of the incident via an automated phone call to parents early last week. School officials said they didn’t disclose the threat sooner due to an active police investigation.

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Report says gun violence costs Florida $5 billion a year: A new report from the Giffords Law Center to Prevent Gun Violence, a gun control nonprofit, finds that Floridians are spending more than $5 billion a year on the direct costs of firearm-related injuries. Per the report, Florida sees an average of 827 gun-related homicides, 1,538 gun-related suicides, 1,694 nonfatal interpersonal shootings and 1,773 unintentional shootings a year. All of those shootings lead to health expenditures and other associated costs.

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Florida senators received jars of tar and feathers following gun vote: Not long after state senators passed a bill that raised the age to buy a gun from 18 to 21 and imposed a minimum three-day waiting period on gun purchases, GOP senators received jars of tar and feathers sent to their office from an unknown party or parties. “From the children of Bradford County,” was written in red tape across one of the Mason jars’ sides. On the other side, it read, “The tar and feather enemy of freedom award.” On top, the jars were decorated with a plastic “poop” emoji and a glued-on feather. It’s still unclear who exactly distributed the gifts to each lawmaker’s office, but aides are confident the gifts weren’t from children. xpeters@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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THE FOILIES 2018 Recognizing the year’s worst failures of government transparency BY DAVE MAASS / ELECTRONIC FRONTIER FOUNDATION

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overnment transparency laws like the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) exist to enforce the public’s right to inspect records so we can all figure out what the heck is being done in our name and with our tax dollars. But when a public agency ignores, 8

breaks or twists the law, your recourse varies by jurisdiction. In some states, when an official improperly responds to your public records request, you can appeal to a higher bureaucratic authority or seek help from an ombudsperson. In most states, you can take the dispute to

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court. In Florida, violating the “Sunshine Law” is actually a criminal offense. Public shaming and sarcasm, however, are tactics that can be applied anywhere. The California-based news organization Reveal tweets photos of chickpeas or coffee beans to represent each day a FOIA response is overdue, and asks followers to guess how many there are. The alt weekly DigBoston has sent multiple birthday cakes and edible arrangements to local agencies on the one-year anniversary of delayed public records requests. And here, at the Electronic Frontier Foundation, we give out The Foilies during Sunshine

Week, an annual celebration of open-government advocacy. Now in its fourth year, the Foilies recognizes the worst responses to records requests and the most outrageous efforts to stymie transparency. These tongue-incheek pseudo-awards are hand-chosen by EFF’s team based on nominations from fellow transparency advocates, participants in #FOIAFriday on Twitter, and, in some cases, our own personal experience. If you haven’t heard of the EFF before, we are a nonprofit based in San Francisco that works on the local, national and global level to defend and advance civil liberties


as technology develops. As part of this work, we file scores of public records requests and take agencies like the U.S. Department of Justice, the Department of Homeland Security, and the Los Angeles Police Department to court to liberate information that belongs to the public. Shining a spotlight is sometimes the best strategy, so we are pleased to announce the 2018 winners of the Foilies.

That brings us to Martin County Commissioners Ed Fielding and Sarah Heard and former Commissioner Anne Scott, each of whom were booked into jail in November on multiple charges related to violations of the state’s public records law. As Jose Lambiet of GossipExtra and the Miami Herald reported, the case emerges from a dispute between the county and a mining company that already resulted in taxpayers footing a $500,000 settlement in a public records lawsuit. Among the allegations, the officials were accused of destroying, delaying and altering records. The cases are set to go to trial in December 2018.

More than 20 cities, such as Chula Vista, California, and Toledo, Ohio, produced the records – but other agencies, including Orlando, refused to turn over the documents. The excuses varied, but perhaps the worst response came from Maine’s Midcoast Regional Redevelopment Authority. The agency did provide the records, but claimed that by opening an email containing 37 pages of documents, MuckRock had automatically agreed to pay an exorbitant $750 in “administrative and legal fees.” Remind us to disable one-click ordering.

The Courthouse Bully Award: Every Agency Suing a Requester

The Square Footage Award: Jacksonville, Florida, Sheriff’s Office

The Mulligan Award: Pres. Donald J. Trump

Since assuming the presidency, Donald Trump has skipped town more than 55 days to visit his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida, according to sites like trumpgolfcount. com and NBC. He calls it his “Winter White House,” where he wines and dines and openly strategizes how to respond to North Korean ballistic missile tests with the Japanese prime minister for all his paid guests to see and post on Facebook. The fact that Trump’s properties have become secondary offices and remain a source of income for his family raises significant questions about transparency, particularly if club membership comes with special access to the president. To hold the administration accountable, Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington filed a FOIA request for the visitor logs, but received little in response. CREW sued and, after taking another look, the Secret Service provided details about the Japanese leader’s entourage. As Politico and others reported, the Secret Service ultimately admitted they’re not actually keeping track. The same can’t be said about Trump’s golf score.

Crime & Punishment Award: Martin County, Florida, Commissioners

Generally the Foilies skew cynical, because in many states, open records laws are toothless and treated as recommendations rather than mandates. One major exception to the rule is Florida, where violations of its “Sunshine Law” can result in criminal prosecution.

When a government mistake results in a death, it’s important for the community to get all the facts. In the case of 63-year-old Blane Land, who was fatally hit by a Jacksonville Sheriff patrol car, those facts include dozens of internal investigations against the officer behind the wheel. The officer, Tim James, has since been arrested on allegations that he beat a handcuffed youth, raising the question of why he was still on duty after the vehicular fatality. Land’s family hired an attorney, and the attorney filed a request for records. Rather than having a complete airing of the cop’s alleged misdeeds, the sheriff came back with a demand for $314,687.91 to produce the records, almost all of which was for processing and searching by the internal affairs division. Amid public outcry over the prohibitive fee, the sheriff took to social media to complain about how much work it would take to go through all the records in the 1,600-foot cubic storage room filled with old-school filing cabinets. The family is not responsible for the sheriff’s filing system or its feng shui failings, nor is it the family’s fault that the sheriff kept an officer on the force as the complaints – and the accompanying disciplinary records – stacked up.

The Prime Example Award: Midcoast Regional Redevelopment Authority

When Amazon announced last year it was seeking a home for its second headquarters, municipalities around the country rushed to put together proposals to lure the tech giant to their region. Knowing that in Seattle Amazon left a substantial footprint on a community (particularly around housing), transparency organizations like MuckRock and the Lucy Parsons Labs followed up with records requests for these cities’ sales pitches.

Funny thing is, the Army Corps had already published the same document on its website a year earlier. What changed in that year? Politics. The Standing Rock Sioux, other tribal leaders and “Water Protector” allies had since staged a multimonth peaceful protest and sit-in to halt construction of the pipeline. The need for public scrutiny of the document became clear in June when a U.S. federal judge found that the environmental impact statement omitted key considerations, such as the impact of an oil spill on the Standing Rock Sioux’s hunting and fishing rights as well as the impact on environmental justice.

The Data Disappearance Award: Trump Administration

Last year, we gave the “Make America Opaque Again Award” award to newly inaugurated President Trump for failing to follow tradition and release his tax returns during the campaign. His talent for refusing to make information available to the public has snowballed into an administration that deletes public records from government websites. From the National Park Service’s climate action plans for national parks, to the USDA animal welfare datasets, to nonpartisan research on the corporate income tax, the Trump Administration has decided to make facts that don’t support its positions disappear. The best example of this vanishing game is the Environmental Protection Agency’s removal of the climate change website in April 2017, which only went back online after being scrubbed of climate change references, studies and information to educate the public.

The Danger in the Dark Award: The Army Corps of Engineers

When reporters researching the Dakota Access Pipeline on contested tribal lands asked for the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers’ environmental impact statement, they were told nope, you can’t have it. Officials cited public safety concerns as reason to deny the request: “The referenced document contains information related to sensitive infrastructure that if misused could endanger peoples’ lives and property.” orlandoweekly.com

As director of the privacy advocacy group We See You Watching Lexington, Michael Maharrey filed a public records request to find out how his city was spending money on surveillance cameras. After the Lexington Police Department denied the request, he appealed to the Kentucky Attorney General’s office – and won. Rather than listen to the state’s top law enforcement official, Lexington Police hauled Maharrey into court. As the Associated Press reported last year, lawsuits like these are reaching epidemic proportions. The Louisiana Department of Education sued a retired educator who was seeking school enrollment data for his blog. Portland Public Schools in Oregon sued a parent who was curious about employees paid while on leave for alleged misconduct. Michigan State University sued ESPN after it requested police reports on football players allegedly involved in a sexual assault. Meanwhile, the University of Kentucky and Western Kentucky University have each sued their own student newspapers whose reporters were investigating sexual misconduct by school staff. These lawsuits are despicable. In the most charitable interpretation, they expose huge gaps in public records laws that put requesters on the hook for defending lawsuits they never anticipated. At their worst, they are part of a systematic effort to discourage reporters and concerned citizens from even thinking of filing a public records request in the first place. The Foilies were compiled by Electronic Frontier Foundation senior investigative researcher Dave Maass, staff attorney Aaron Mackey and Frank Stanton Fellow Camille Fischer. Illustrations by EFF art director Hugh D’Andrade. For more on the EFF’s work, visit eff.org. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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BY SETH KUBERSKY HAMILTON CHICAGO COMPANY | PHOTO BY JOAN MARCUS

Last Friday, the Florida Theatrical Association announced the season lineup for the 2018/2019 Fairwinds Broadway in Orlando series. The headline is that the Dr. Phillips Center will be “the room where it happens” when mega-hit Hamilton arrives, running Jan. 22 through Feb. 10, 2019. After a “season option” encore of Jersey Boys in October, the series starts in November with Betty Buckley in Hello, Dolly!, and includes Irving Berlin’s White Christmas (December), Fiddler on the Roof (March 2019), Dear Evan Hansen (April 2019), Anastasia (May 2019) and Come From Away (June 2019). Current season subscribers can renew now through April 13; there is a wait list for new subscribers, and individual sales have not yet been announced.

Central Florida military veterans. And Orlando Fringe exceeded its $20,000 goal at the Fab Fringe fundraiser on March 5, which featured Tymisha Harris in Josephine, fresh from an offBroadway run.

NOW PLAYING Silent Sky, through March 18 at Mad Cow Theatre … The Great American Trailer Park Musical, through March 25 at TheatreWorks … Twelfth Night, through March 23 at Orlando Shakes … Shakespeare in Love, through March 25 at Orlando Shakes … Proof, through March 31 at Theater on the Edge … Madagascar: A Musical Adventure, through April 8 at the

Orlando Rep.

UPCOMING The #MeToo movement has made its way from Hollywood to Orlando, with several recent events focused on female empowerment within the theater community. On March 2, Orlando Shakespeare Theater partnered with UCF, Mad Cow and the Orlando Repertory to host a free sexual harassment and abuse prevention workshop led by Laura T. Fisher of Chicago organization Not in Our House, which drew up a working document of guidelines called Chicago Theatre Standards. And on March 24, Mad Cow will offer “She Speaks,” an empowerment workshop for girls in grades 7 through 12, featuring local actors Cynthia Breckert, Lauren O’Quinn and Monica Tamborello. Tickets cost $30 and are available at madcowtheatre.com. In fundraising news, TheatreWorks Florida has received a $10,000 grant from the National Endowment for the Arts to create “Vet Voices,” a free “arts and health” program for

Varietease: Tremble, March 15-24 at the Venue … All-Female Twelfth Night, March 16-18 at Orlando Shakes … Motor City Rocks,

March 16-24 at Gateway Center for the Arts … A Tennessee Walk, March 16-31 at Garden Theatre … Nunsense: A-Men, March 16-April 21 at Winter Park Playhouse … Spotlight Cabaret: Monica Titus, March 21-22 at Winter Park Playhouse … The Game’s Afoot, March 16-25 at Wayne Densch PAC … Orlando Ballet presents Arcadian Broad’s Beauty and the Beast, March 17-18 at Dr. Phillips Center … A View From the Bridge, March 23-April 22 at Mad Cow … Bernarda Alba, March 22-31 at Theatre UCF … The Luckiest People, March 28-April 29 at Orlando Shakes … Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day, April 5-May 5 at Orlando Shakes … Bay Street Players present Little Shop of Horrors, April 6-15 at State Theatre Eustis … Company, April 6-22 at Central Florida Community Arts. arts@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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BY SETH KUBERSKY RICKY BRIGANTE | PHOTO BY SARAH ELGER

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self about his dream job, visiting theme parks and writing about them would have been high on the list. But like any career, achieving your youthful ambition can leave you itching to abandon it for new adventures. Few people understand that better than Ricky Brigante, a pioneering attractions observer who just sold his amusement news business in order to work full-time in themed entertainment from the other side. I first met Brigante over a decade ago, when I had just begun working as an attractions journalist and his “Inside the Magic” was among the only locally produced podcasts devoted to Disney. Brigante launched ITM in 2005 (and later its associated website) because he “thought it would be fun.” He says, “Disney seemed like the natural topic, as I’ve been a lifelong Disney fan, I had just moved to Orlando to be closer to the parks, and there was only one other Disney-related podcast out there at the time.” Online theme park fandom was a smaller world then, says Brigante: “It was generally a fun, happy place to hang out online and share a passion about Disney with other fans …. Social media has really made it personal – for better or for worse – with instant feedback.” An important element of ITM’s success was its accreditation as media by the big theme parks, during the days when online-only outlets were often overlooked. Achieving that status was an extremely slow process that required building trust, little by little, according to Brigante: “As the parks saw the type of work I was capable of producing, they continued to invite me to increasingly unique coverage opportunities. It also helped tremendously to have a consistently growing audience … numbers speak volumes.” As a result, Brigante began to get access to various lavish grand opening events, which he describes as “so over-the-top and thrilling,” from meeting the voices of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Transformers to seeing a firebreathing dragon fly over Fantasyland.

Longtime local theme park observer Ricky Brigante sells his pioneering Inside the Magic website

That access led some fans to accuse sites like ITM of being insufficiently independent from the attractions they cover. Brigante acknowledges, “I often received inside information – sometimes huge leaks – that I had to decide not to run, to maintain a healthy relationship with the parks.” But he pushes back against the criticism, saying, “It’s easy to misunderstand a working partnership and relationship with the parks as being ‘in their pockets.’ I have always written exactly what’s on my mind – good or bad – but I tried to do so in a constructive way. … The theme park world should be fun, and while it deserves critique just like any other art form, there is no reason to openly bash a creation.” Over the past three years, Brigante became involved with Pseudonym Productions, producers of the experimental immersive attractions When Shadows Fall and A Study of Dreams. “I never set out to be a journalist. It just sort of happened,” he says. “So I put the wheels in motion to sell in early 2017.” Brigante found a buyer in Kurt Schmidt, a Disney Vacation Club member and former credit union CEO. “Kurt immediately struck me as having a great balance of being a Disney fan while also maintaining tremendous professionalism and integrity,” says Brigante of Schmidt, who states in turn that “the opportunity to own this business with its stellar reputation and long history was an ideal fit.” While neither party is disclosing the purchase price, websites like ITM can earn substantial revenue through advertising.

“There’s the value of the website itself, the videos and social media, which can be very valuable if they have a large following and good reputation,” says Matt Roseboom, editor-publisher of Attractions Magazine. Roseboom originally co-founded his publication (then called Orlando Attractions) with Brigante, before splitting amicably and becoming “friendly competitors.” He calls ITM “one of the top theme park websites and one of the few theme park news websites you can always trust.” Even so, it can be challenging for an attractions outlet to maintain its audience after an ownership shift; the sale of the oncepopular “WDW Today” podcast to Logan Sekulow prompted a listener backlash. However, Roseboom says, “While it once was all about Ricky, he knows a business can’t grow if it’s just about one person. Nowadays, I don’t think many of ITM’s visitors even know Ricky’s name. It has its own identity.” Schmidt intends to retain the current writing staff while adding more advicebased content, saying he wants to “report entertainment news, but also create additional content that is more ‘how to’ in nature for fans who may only visit Orlando once.” His plan is to expand coverage while “focusing on the quality of the content versus financial metrics. … Inside the Magic is already a leader in theme park news and information for many people. I intend to see that leadership role continue and grow stronger.” Long-term, Brigante has visions of an elaborate permanent venue for Pseudonym Productions, which he describes as “Disney’s Adventurers Club meets Westworld, with our own special twists,” with plans for smaller-scale pop-up experiences in the meantime. To those budding podcasters and bloggers coming up behind him, Brigante’s advice is to “find your own niche” and “produce content with regularity.” Most importantly, he says, “Follow what excites you, and others who share the same passion will come along for the ride.” skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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BY FAIYAZ KARA

NEWS Boozehounds, rejoice! Restaurants of at least 1,800 square feet and equipped to serve 80 persons can now get a special liquor license thanks to a recent law passed by the Florida Legislature … Savor Our City, a walking food tour operator based in Boca Raton, has expanded to Orlando. Visit savorourcity. com for more … The Tasting Room Orlando, the slick bar at the back of Vines Wine Shop in Dr. Phillips, has a new bar manager, a new menu and a totally legit cocktail program … Family Meal Mondays at K Restaurant means families can eat for $15 per person (minimum three people) … El Buda celebrates Tiki Tuesdays on the first Tuesday of every month.

OPENINGS ViVi Bubble Tea has opened next door

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FEAST OR FEMME Sisters are doing it for themselves BY FAIYAZ KARA

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arp & Fuss.” The name of this Park Avenue restaurant, naturally, conjures up John Irving’s novel The World According to Garp and its strong feminist subtext (not to mention George Roy Hill’s faithful movie adaptation). That two women, Liz Zucco and Nikki Nielsen, run Garp & Fuss was an irony not lost on the literate-minded group that gathered to join me here for dinner. In fact, the restaurant’s appellation is a nod to the nicknames of Zucco’s younger sisters – Alyssa (“Garp”) and Amanda (“Fuss”). As infants, Alyssa resembled the baby from the movie, while Amanda was just a fussy young lass. Now both women tend bar at the restaurant, and Nielsen’s mother, Karen, acts as the restaurant’s pastry chef. So, yeah, women run the show here, and the productions coming out of the kitchen reveal the talents of this ensemble cast. Nielsen plays general manager while Zucco stars as executive chef, and her infernal boiled peanuts ($5), of all things, set the stage for the fare to come. We followed the fiery Southern specialty with a fiery Northern one – hot wings ($10 for 12). The

ful standby (medium-rare!) any time. It’s one of the better local burgers you’ll eat. Of course we couldn’t leave Garp & Fuss without trying the eponymous Garp at this Park Avenue gastropub ($14), an Italian beef sandwich, and the Fuss ($14), a fried chicken handheld. The former is done Second City-style with a perfectly fried drums and flats flared our bracing giardiniera (perhaps too bracing) nostrils, which proved oddly comforting and served with beef jus and French fries as we dined in the gorgeous brick-walled, which, I have to say, were sensational – crisp on the outside, soft on the inside. glass-ceilinged atrium on this chilly night. If you dined at the old La Maison de The latter appeared to have a pounded Crepes or, more recently, Bistro on Park chicken cutlet as opposed to an unctuous Avenue in Winter Park’s Hidden Garden, buttermilk-fried chunk, but the hot honey then you likely dined out here. There’s an and blueberry relish made the sandwich a inviting bar area, as well as a small lounge tad too sweet for us. No such issue with the Key lime pie area upstairs, but if you get seated in the ($6), served in a jar – the harshly lit, booth-lined dintempered sweetness is ing room, request a seat in precisely why we loved it. this arresting arcade instead. GARP & FUSS Just as outstanding was It’s one of the lovelier din348 N. Park Ave., the carrot cake ($6) with ing spots in the city – and Winter Park cream cheese frosting and one that puts you in no great 407-960-5560 fresh whipped cream. hurry to leave. garpandfuss.com Clearly Nielsen’s mom We certainly took our $$$ is an expert pastry chef, sweet time enjoying dinner but the word “Volunteer” as the simple pub grub gave way to more sophisticated fare. Delicate emblazoned on her T-shirt makes it clear crab cake bites ($12) were duly scarfed in she isn’t getting paid for her services. Making pies and cakes and getting nothnot-so-delicate a fashion, as was a plate of wonderful butternut squash ravioli ($15) ing in return except for smiles and gratitude with brown butter and fried sage. A burger … well, that’s a familiar scene in The World called “Old Faithful” ($13) lived up to its According to Mom. name – we’d order this dependable, flavorfkara@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

to Chuan Lu Garden in Mills 50 … Look for Pier 36 Fish Camp, a full-service seafood restaurant offering “locally sourced seafood from well-managed fisheries,” to open toward the end of the month or early April in Casselberry … Irish 31 Pub House & Eatery will move into a space at the foot of Park Avenue … The Cookery, a specialty grocer stocking sundry locally made, organic and allnatural foods, pastries, sauces, spices, beverages, botanicals and more, has opened on South Street … NYC-based café/bakery Café D’Avignon will open five locations in Orlando, two of them by the end of the year. Locations have yet to be disclosed … Florida’s first outpost of Andy’s Frozen Custard has opened on I-Drive. Look for another to open off Rinehart Road next to Buffalo Wild Wings in Sanford … The Simple Greek, a fast-casual chain playing up the Cretan diet, has opened in Oviedo.

EVENTS The Dinner Gang Dining Club by Eddie Nickell and Nick Olivieri hosts a wine dinner March 21 at 6:30 p.m. at the historic Dr. Phillips House. The four-course meal costs $80 … The International Orlando Wine Festival goes from 2-7 p.m. March 24 on Church Street. Admission is $15-$95 … Chef Frank Anderson of the Rez Grill will cook with James and Julie Petrakis in a collab dinner at the Ravenous Pig March 25 at 6:30 p.m. The five-course dinner is $125 … The Heart of Florida United Way Chef’s Gala is April 14 at the Epcot World Showplace with a host of Disney and non-Disney restaurants participating. Cost is $325 per person. Got restaurant dish? Send tips to dining@orlandoweekly.com

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THE GLASS KNIFE

Luxe patisserie offers a gorgeous line of cakes, cookies, doughnuts and specialty pastries to satisfy the sweetest of tooths. Coffee from Onyx Coffee Labs (with whom they have an exclusive partnership) makes a perfect pairing, be it drip, pour-over, nitro cold brew or espresso-based. Savory items are served throughout the day – the cheddar biscuit sandwich and chicken pot pie prove gratifying. There’s a sizable covered outdoor patio, and it’s dog-friendly. Open daily from 7 a.m. to 10 p.m. 276 S. Orlando Ave., Winter Park, 407-500-2253; $$

EL BUDA

Chef Roberto Treviño’s dishes fuse Latin and Asian flavors and the results are nothing short of remarkable, be they dumpling of pork and plantains; ropa vieja bibimbap; churrasco with ho fun noodles, or edamame frito. On most days, Treviño will improvise off-menu dishes, and if dumplings con coco or sushi-grade tuna in Sichuan-pepita sauce make an appearance, order it. Either way, don’t pass on the duck breast with miso-honey potatoes. Desserts lean toward the Latin. Closed Mondays. 116 W. Church St., 407-203-8171; $$$

PETER’S KITCHEN CHINA BISTRO

From the man that brought us Tasty Wok and Ming’s Bistro comes Peter Leung’s namesake house of Hong Kong delights. Dim sum is a popular draw on weekends, but dim sum items can also be ordered daily for lunch, be they dumplings, chicken feet, turnip cakes, custard buns, rice noodle rolls or stellar eggplant stuffed with fried shrimp. Can’t-miss items: butter lobster and beef chow fun, though less adventurous palates will gravitate toward buzzy orange chicken. Open daily. 3922 E. Colonial Drive, 407-895-8174; $$

PEPPINO’S ORGANIC ITALIAN KITCHEN & PIZZERIA

This Hourglass District eatery bustles with a great energy and conviviality thanks to gregarious owner Pete Priola. Straight-up comfort classics like top-notch arancini and linguine with clam sauce pack ’em in. Sandwiches are made with ciabatta and multigrain bread from Olde Hearth; pizzas

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– doughy cousins to Neapolitan-style pies – are decent. Closed Sundays. 2420 Curry Ford Road, 407-203-5467; $$

KADENCE

From the trio that brought us Kappo comes Kadence, a nine-seat stunner serving superlative, multicourse omakases. Ingredients are ever-changing and are flown in twice, sometimes thrice, weekly from Japan; what they do with them is why a visit here is a must for any Japanophile. Sushi-only lunches go for $61-$75 and feature 12 pieces, soup, and dessert. 1809 E. Winter Park Road; $$$$

FOUR REBELS AMERICAN TACO KITCHEN & BAR

At this Mills Park taco joint fillings can be interesting, including inventive takes like fried green tomato, mojo pork, fried chicken and ribeye, but the manufactured flour tortillas are a bit of a bust. Elotes slathered in avocado crema and nachos with crispy chips are worth an order. There is a full bar and a rooftop patio. Open daily. 1618 N. Mills Ave., 407-601-6575; $$

REYES MEZCALERIA

On the heels of Seito Sushi and Osprey Tavern, Jason and Sue Chin give us a Mexican concept that, thankfully, isn’t tired. True flavors from various regions of Mexico come out in such dishes as duck breast with mole negro, tostadas with yellowfin tuna or braised short rib, wonderfully moist tamales, and fried yuca with carnitas. Don’t pass on veg chile rellenos stuffed with beans, queso Oaxaca and grilled corn, or red chile enchiladas with short rib and pumpkin. Taco lovers: Don’t forget to ask your server for double tortillas. Open daily. 821 N. Orange Ave., 407-868-9007; $$$

MARKET ON MAGNOLIA

The former Frank & Stein’s now houses three fast-casual concepts. Da Kine Poke serves up signature and custom poke bowls; 081 Wood Fired Pizza’s pies are stellar (try the Vegetale pie); and finally, a downtown outpost of Gnarly Barley’s not-to-be-missed sandwiches and salads. Also, find a full row of local and regional microbrews along the north wall flanked by sportsball-spewing TVs. 150 S. Magnolia Ave., 407-412-9230; $$

ORLANDO MEATS

Part butchery, part eatery, this Virginia Drive meat house offers all the interesting cuts flesh-starved gastronomes crave, as well as a menu showcasing locally procured meats. Burger purists ought to try their hefty medium-rare burger (the juice will fly), while sausage hounds will have a field day with any of the available offerings, be it the currywurst, chicken nugget or, our fave, twin venison sausages stuffed inside a New England roll. Bonus: They open for breakfast too. Closed Mondays. 728 Virginia Drive, 407-5980700; $$ n

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The Cured In a world ravaged for years by a virus that turns the infected into zombielike cannibals, a cure is at last found and the wrenching process of reintegrating the survivors back into society begins. Opens Friday (tentatively); Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Dead Alive Free screening of the early horror film from acclaimed director Peter Jackson. Wednesday, 8 pm; Gods & Monsters, 5421 International Drive; free; 407-270-6273; godmonsters.com. Everything Is Terrible!: The Great Satan Found footage roadshow screening of re-edited Christian instructional video and horror movies. Thursday, 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12; willspub.org. A Fantastic Woman Chilean film about a trans woman who must navigate her lover’s family after he dies. Through Thursday (tentatively); Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

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fabric, the film asks: “Who knows when we shall meet again, if ever?” Of course, it’s unable to answer life’s most unanswerable question, but the fact that it’s brave enough to ask it – especially in the context of transgender rights – earned the film its ioned with a fittingly deliberate pace – the place among Oscar nominees. (In fact, A pace of grief – the film features intriguing Fantastic Woman won the 2018 Oscar for supporting performances but is powered by Best Foreign Language Film.) If it feels like you’ve seen the story newcomer Daniela Vega as Marin. Chile’s first openly transgender model, actress and before, you have, sort of. Orlando’s own singer, Vega never strays far from her stoic, Billy Manes bravely spoke and wrote about mesmerizing, almost one-note perfor- the discrimination he faced as a gay man mance, but one always gets the sense that following the death of his longtime partner she herself has lived a life not dissimilar to in 2012. Manes told his story both in the pages her character’s. of Orlando Weekly and Those of you who in an award-winning have grown weary A FANTASTIC WOMAN short documentary by of films themed to a Through Thursday at Enzian Theater local filmmaker Vicki particular social or enzian.org Nantz, Billy & Alan. human-rights topic Though the details will be glad to know $11 of his story are difthat Lelio’s movie is ferent from those in not just an “issues picA Fantastic Woman, ture.” After all, we’ve local audiences and too often in recent years seen audiences and critics swoon over LGBT activists will be reminded of the films with well-intentioned messages but issues Manes fought his entire life for. “Saying goodbye to a loved one when he poor production values and heavy-handed direction. A Fantastic Woman is not that dies is a basic human right, isn’t it?” Marina type of film. Admittedly, it’s hampered asks. But it’s really the movie posing the slightly by some structural mediocrity question. It’s up to the audience to ponder and second-act predictability. But just like the repercussions when and if the answer “Time,” the haunting Alan Parsons Project comes back “no.” song that Lelio weaves into his cinematic feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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antastic,” like “awesome,” has lost most of the power of its original meaning and is now a sullied synonym for great. But in naming his film A Fantastic Woman, Chilean writer-director Sebastián Lelio has embraced all interpretations of the word – political correctness be both damned and respected – to create a film that honors gender identity while challenging our notion of what it means to be transgender. Marina, a transgender woman and aspiring singer, is in love with Orlando, a wealthy man 30 years her senior. Though their love is unconventional, they have high hopes for their future together – until Orlando dies unexpectedly. Instead of being allowed to grieve, Marina is ostracized by Orlando’s family. “Sorry if it’s crude and blunt of me to say this, but I really think that this is just perversion,” Orlando’s ex-wife tells Marina. “When I look at you, I don’t know what I’m seeing.” Instead of anger, this insult produces sad, quiet resignation in Marina. “You’re normal,” she responds. Shot and scored beautifully and fash-

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Grabbers When monsters invade a small town in Ireland, the locals discover that the only way to deter them is to remain drunk as shit. Sunday, 8 pm; Gods & Monsters, 5421 International Drive; free; 407.270.6273; godmonsters.com. More Q Than A: Pulp Fiction Screening of Quentin Tarantino’s 1994 breakout feature about violence and redemption. Wednesday, 7 pm; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; $5-$7; avalongallery.org. Music Mondays: Concert for George One year after George Harrison’s death, an all-star cast of friends gather at London’s Royal Albert Hall for an emotional tribute. Monday, 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Represent: Women in Film – Anita: Speaking Truth to Power A profile of Anita Hill, the African-American lawyer who challenged Clarence Thomas’ nomination to the U.S. Supreme Court and thus exposed the problem of sexual harassment to the world. Tuesday, 11:30 am; West Oaks Library, 1821 E. Silver Star Road; free; 407-521-3330; ocls.info. The Riot and the Dance A nature documentary, but with 100 percent more Creationism. Monday, 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents. com. Vertigo A special 60th anniversary presentation of Hitchcock’s acclaimed thriller starring James Stewart and Kim Novak. Sunday, 2 & 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com.

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BY ST EVE SCHN EID ER THIS WEEK: 7 Days in Entebbe Filmmaker José Padilha (he of the 2014 RoboCop remake) offers his take on the daring 1976 hijacking and ensuing rescue raid that shocked the world. In an ironic twist, filming was interrupted by an actual hijacking at the Malta International Airport. (Note to self: Write a film in which a Salma Hayek lookalike takes me shopping for Funko Pops.) (PG-13) Flower Three male scriptwriters assembled this portrait of a 17-year-old girl (Zoey Deutch) who blackmails older men after giving them fellatio. “Crass and disgustingly amoral,” says The Wrap’s Dan Callahan (also a dude). That’s what I love about cinema: the diversity of viewpoints! (R) Loveless Moscow parents in the middle of a divorce have to work together when their child goes missing on his way home from school. Funded by international backers after director Andrey Zvyagintsev ran afoul of the Russian government over his previous film, Leviathan, Loveless ended up a nominee for Best Foreign Language Film at the 2018 Oscars. But I like movies that don’t lose awards, OK? (R) Love, Simon A teenage closet case (Nick Robinson) tries to figure out which classmate he’s falling for online while fending off a blackmailer who’s threatening to out him in front of everybody. Jesus, who bankrolled all this week’s releases, Stormy Daniels? (PG-13)

Tomb Raider Star Alicia Vikander has complained that there aren’t enough female characters joining her in this reboot of the video game-derived adventure series. But there are other problems she could be worrying about – like have the trailers for any film ever made an Oscar winner look like such a terrible actor? If you didn’t know better, you’d think she was merely the latest Klinton Spilsbury, or Matt Salinger, or whoever else is a correct answer to the question “You know who else played that character once?” Something tells me Vikander’s heart may not be in this. And if it isn’t, maybe we’ll all be bitching two years from now that the new Lara Croft flick doesn’t have any women in it. (PG-13) ALSO PLAYING: Before We Vanish Japanese director Kiyoshi Kurosawa has declared himself a fan of Don Siegel – which would explain the comparisons drawn to Invasion of the Body Snatchers by Before We Vanish, in which extraterrestrials take possession of a handful of human forms in order to learn what makes us tick. Predictions: The stateside remake will be 15 minutes long, and the answer will be “tacos.” (NR) Submission In a third-hand remake of The Blue Angel, Stanley Tucci plays a beleaguered college professor drawn into an illicit affair with a scheming student. As story concepts go, that’s up there with “Death Wish remake” on the timeliness scale. Like, has it really been 26 years since I thought Juliette Lewis was just being mean to Woody Allen in Husbands and Wives? Damn, I’m so woke now. I think I finally might be ready to date a college girl. (NR) orlandoweekly.com

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WEDNESDAY, MARCH 14 Agent Orange 8 p.m. at Will’s Pub; $10 Old-line West Coast punks bring decades worth of infectious, loud, surfy anti-anthems to town. WEDNESDAY, MARCH 14 Women in Song: Heather Masse with Jed Wilson 8 p.m. at Plaza Live; $22 Boundary-pushing Americana singer Masse and jazz pianist Wilson team with the Phil for this installment of the Women in Song series. THURSDAY, MARCH 15 Celebrating David Bowie 8 p.m. at Plaza Live; $29.50-$49.50 Bowie sidemen like Mike Garson lead a rotating cast of musicians through Ziggy’s greatest works.

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SATURDAY, MARCH 17 Dead Meadow 8 p.m. at Will’s Pub; $13-$15 D.C. stoner rock trio Dead Meadow are poised to squeegee your third eye. MONDAY, MARCH 19 Mike + the Mechanics 7 p.m. at Plaza Live; $39.50-$69.50 Long-running solo outlet for Genesis founding member and guitarist Mike Rutherford. WEDNESDAY, MARCH 21 Ceschi 8 p.m. at Will’s Pub; $12-$15 Fake Four founder and endlessly creative indie rapper comes through with fellow travelers Onry Ozzborn, Moodie Black and Esh. THURSDAY, MARCH 22 Ariadne Greif and Alterity Chamber Orchestra 7:30 p.m. at Orlando Ballet Company Studios; $20 Acclaimed avant-garde operatic vocalist Greif teams with the young musicians of Alterity for a sure-tobe-unique night. FRIDAY, MARCH 23 Yacht Rock Revue 7:30 at House of Blues; $8.75 Sweet Jesus, this tribute to the works of Christopher Cross, the Doobie Brothers, et al. is smooth. SATURDAY, MARCH 24 Alice Cooper 8 p.m. at Hard Rock Live; $45.50 The original Motor City shock rocker breaks out the guillotine one more time. SATURDAY, MARCH 24 Chrome Sparks, Machinedrum 7 p.m. at the Social; $22-$25 Neu young synthesist Chrome Sparks teams with the acclaimed, hip-hopsteeped Machinedrum.

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SPRING CONCERT GUIDE Live music in Orlando kicks into high gear this spring – don’t miss a note BY MATTHE W MOY E R

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s soon as the winter thaw sets in up north, musicians from all over hop in a bus or van

and head out on tour – and Orlando welcomes them with open arms. The usually busy concert calendar in the spring is absolutely bursting at the seams this year thanks to a perfect storm of new venues, new promoters, and musicians on all levels willing to delve a little further south than just Atlanta. Spring has indeed sprung, noisily. Time to hit the town.


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Little Dragon 7 p.m. at the Beacham; $30-$35 Sweden’s finest musical export since Entombed, this Grammy-nominated electronic pop outfit are taking the songs from last year’s critically lauded Season High album out on the road one more time. FRIDAY, MARCH 16

Anita Baker 8 p.m. at Bob Carr Theater; $49.50 On New Year’s Day, soul/R&B/pop singer extraordinaire Anita Baker announced her impending retirement from performing, to be capped off by a series of farewell shows in March. And this show will be one of those long goodbyes.

ROVA Saxophone Quartet 7 p.m. at Timucua White House; donations encouraged Adventurous saxophone-and-only-saxophone ensemble of San Francisco musicians has been pushing at the boundaries of jazz since 1977. Famous as the first avant-garde U.S. group to tour the Soviet Union in the 1983, ROVA never fails to dazzle. FRIDAY, MARCH 23

Dead Boys

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8 p.m. at Will’s Pub; $15-$18 At this rebooked date, one of many shows canceled in the wake of Hurricane Irma, veteran trash-punks and CBGB’s creepers Cheetah Chrome’s Dead Boys are making up for lost time and belatedly celebrating the 40th anniversary of their debut album, Young, Loud and Snotty. SUNDAY, MARCH 25

Dashboard Confessional 6:30 p.m. at House of Blues; $33.10 Emo-punk godfather Chris Carrabba and crew are hitting Orlando as part of their “We Fight 2018” tour, playing out songs from their first album in eight years, Crooked Shadows.

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WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4 Ho99o9 8 p.m. at Blackstar; $18.80 A truly seismic night with rap demons Ho999o9 joined by 3Teeth and the truly terrifying Street Sects. FRIDAY, APRIL 6 Buddy Guy 7 p.m. at House of Blues; $39.50 Beyond-legendary Chicago blues guitarist is responsible for influencing a good deal of the rock music in your record collection. FRIDAY, APRIL 13 Dr. Dog 9 p.m. at Plaza Live; $23-$34.50 Good-time rockers Dr. Dog come bearing songs from critically lauded new album Critical Equation. (Hey!)

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FRIDAY, MARCH 30 Broken Social Scene 7 p.m. at House of Blues; $26-$48.75 Redoubtable Toronto indie rock collective big on hooks and heartbreak.

FRIDAY, APRIL 20 Minus the Bear 6 p.m. at the Beacham; $29.50 Seattle indie-rock heroes continue to expand their musical boundaries ever outward. SUNDAY, APRIL 29 Alan Parsons Live Project 8 p.m. at the Plaza Live; $57-$77 Legendary prog-rock behemoths reunite for a night of technical wizardry. SUNDAY, APRIL 29 Bad Bunny 7 p.m. at Amway Center; $80.50$140.50 The Puerto Rican rapper-producer is rising fast – he was recently named an Apple Music “Up Next” artist. THURSDAY, MAY 3 Brian Jonestown Massacre 7 p.m. at the Social; $30-$35 Against all odds, the relentlessly creative and constantly changing psych-rock ensemble led by Anton Newcombe survives and thrives. TUESDAY, MAY 8 Black Rebel Motorcycle Club 7 p.m. at the Beacham; $26 Makeup gig for the American shoegaze-sleaze merchants and feedback enthusiasts.

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Little Dragon

FRIDAY, APRIL 6 FRIDAY, MAY 11 Patti LaBelle 8 p.m. at the Dr. Phillips Center; $39.50 Iconic diva and foodie entrepreneur LaBelle restakes her claim as one of the great voices of R&B. MONDAY, MAY 14 Jonathan Davis 7 p.m. at Plaza Live; $35-$59.50 Korn vocalist steps out on his own, shows his softer side. WEDNESDAY, MAY 16 Oh Wonder 7 p.m. at House of Blues; $25-$29 U.K. indie-pop duo have hit the big time, but keep their focus squarely on their sweet, catchy music. THURSDAY, MAY 17 New Found Glory 6:30 p.m. at House of Blues; $28.50 Pop-punk stalwarts return, bringing Bayside, Movielife and former Yellowcard singer Ryan Key along for the ride. THURSDAY, MAY 17 American Pleasure Club 7 p.m. at Soundbar; $13-$15 Once known as Teen Suicide, the former solo songwriting vehicle for singer/guitarist Sam Ray is now a fully formed band. FRIDAY, MAY 18 Hammerfall 6:30 p.m. at the Haven Lounge; $27-$70 Beyond-epic Swedish metal gods are like several live action role-playing games come to life all at once.

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WPRK: The Return 8 p.m. at Blackstar; free Blackstar hosts a welcome-back party and concert to herald the return of the Rollins College student-run “best in basement radio” to the FM airwaves (any day now!). Bands and DJs yet to be announced, but expect an eclectic mix of new and old. THURSDAY, APRIL 12

OMD 7 p.m. at the Beacham; $30-$35 British synth-pop legends Orchestral Manouevres in the Dark will be winding down their U.S. tour in Florida, promoting new album The Punishment of Luxury. Expect the big hits (“If You Leave”) and the deep cuts (“Electricity,” “Enola Gay”). FRIDAY, APRIL 13

Rock Fight V 9 p.m. at Will’s Pub; free At long last, Rock Fight returns! It’s an underground institution and musical punchout put on by Total Punk wherein ad hoc “all-star” bands form for the night and play a cover song drawn out of a hat, then are judged mercilessly by local rock experts. Expect colorful costumes and wrestling-level gimmicks.


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Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit

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Ortrotasce 10 p.m. at Blackstar; free Minimal wave and dark synth are increasingly becoming the favored listening of bleeding-edge tastemakers, and would you believe that a musician setting the tone for this new wave is from nearby St. Petersburg? Hear for yourself when Nic Hamersly brings his analog synth arsenal. It’s gonna get chilly. MONDAY, APRIL 16

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Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit 8 p.m. at Dr. Phillips Center; $32.50-$60 Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit are hitting the road in support of new album The Nashville Sound, with support from oddball British guitar legend and Fairport Convention founder Richard Thompson. FRIDAY, APRIL 20

The Black Angels

Modest Mouse

7 p.m. at the Beacham; $25-$27.50 Total blackout! Austin psych-freaks Black Angels are bringing their “Birds and the Bees” tour with Atlanta’s garage outcasts the Black Lips (a band that helped christen the current location of Will’s Pub back in olden tymes).

8 p.m. at Hard Rock Live; $43-$48 Washington state indie-rock luminaries Modest Mouse just announced a U.S. tour set for this spring, with Orlando as one of the first couple of shows of the two-month trek. The only other Florida show scheduled is in St. Augustine.

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Mayhem on Mills 3 p.m. at Will’s Pub; free Total Punk presents its twist on the rock & wrestling connection with an outdoor throwdown in the Will’s Pub parking lot. Live sets from Golden Pelicans and Gino and the Goons will be paired with straightup wrestling matches and drunken antics. TUESDAY, APRIL 24

Pink 7 p.m. at Amway Center; $138-$171 Pop survivor Pink is riding high after the release of her new album (Beautiful Trauma) and a documentary on the making of said album. Now the singular singer is taking her show on the road with a

40-date trek including this Orlando arena gig. Expect extra! THURSDAY, APRIL 26

Ministry 7 p.m. at Hard Rock Live; $33-$38 Al Jourgenson’s industrial-metal veterans Ministry are touring behind zeitgeisty new album AmeriKKKant on Nuclear Blast and bringing the progressive pain to the City Beautiful. Dark force of nature Chelsea Wolfe is tour support. MONDAY, APRIL 30

Yanni 7:30 p.m. at Dr. Phillips Center; $49.50 Lion-maned synth enthusiast Yanni is

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packing up his keyboards and his orchestra and hitting the road to mark the 25th anniversary of his iconic (there, we said it) Live at the Acropolis album. Get mellow. FRIDAY, MAY 4

George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic 7:30 p.m. at House of Blues; $28 Funk mastermind George Clinton is mobilizing his all-star all-alien Parliament Funkadelic supergroup for a series of U.S. engagements. As far as Florida goes, Clinton will only be landing the Mothership in Orlando. SATURDAY, MAY 5

Terrorizer 6 p.m. at West End Trading Co.; $15-$20 Are we dreaming? Los Angeles grindcore legends Terrorizer – including Morbid Angel percussion whirlwind Pete Sandoval – headline a day of metal at West End during every gringo’s favorite drinking holiday. Yeah, we’re going.

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SATURDAY, MAY 12

Hayley Kiyoko 6 p.m. at the Beacham; $23 New pop royalty Kiyoko got her start in acting with roles in the Scooby Doo and Jem and the Holograms reboots, but now she’s charting her own path as a nervy out-and-proud singer/songwriter. Show was bumped up from the Social to the Beacham, so something is happening here quickly. Get in on this. WEDNESDAY, MAY 16

Guided by Voices 8 p.m. at the Social; $29.50 Bartender, 500 more drinks for me and my friends! Celebrated rust-belt art-rockers GBV are hitting the road behind new album How Do You Spell Heaven with a lineup that includes new (Bobby Bare Jr.) and old (Doug Gillard) faces alike. Expect it to get intimate and sloppy in the best ways.

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NEW VENUE PEEK: THE VERANDA LIVE, MARCH 8

Last week, I reported on the recent concert tremors coming from, of all places, Thornton Park. Now, live music in the tony downtown quarter might actually become a thing with the fresh, potentially cumulative addition of the Veranda Live. The new spot is the concert face of the Veranda at Thornton Park, which just launched Feb. 22 with a spring concert series featuring free shows every Thursday and Saturday. Of particular note is that the Veranda Live is being booked by experienced promoter Modern Music Movement. Rather than the usual nightclub setup, the Veranda Live presents music outdoors in the kind of picturesque historic downtown courtyard setting that people pay lots of money to rent for events at places like this and Courtyard at Lake Lucerne. This alone makes it an alluring option for those still interested in live music but jaded on the bar scene. The music featured here skews less raucous than perhaps you’d see at a rock club, like genteel country artist Sean Holcomb, who did a nice performance with fiddler John Zerrip the night I went. But don’t go thinking this is some acoustic coffeehouse deal. There are indeed acts lined up that can keep it intimate, like Heather Lee & Jordan Wynn (March 24) and Terri Binion and Juno Smile (April 19). However, there are also upcoming full-band performances by legendary garage-rock gang the Hatebombs and heavy blues-rockers the Ludes (together on April 7), who are the exact opposite of subdued. Concerts happen in the commons of the historic events complex, where there’s a nice bandshell with a new, built-

Choir Boy’s atmospheric pop is the stuff of sleek, svelte ’80s dreams, with Adam Klopp’s angel-winged, Jimmy Somerville-esque voice leading the flights.

out stage. The courtyard has a generous 500-person capacity but maintains a nice, warm scale under the string lights and tree canopy. And there’s full beer, wine and liquor service. Shows are free, all ages and occur within a very reasonable time frame to observe the 10 p.m. noise curfew. This should be a godsend for those seeking live music but not an all-night rager, though the bar stays open later for those who want to keep the vibe going. Speaking of vibe, ambience is something this venue naturally has like few do. Add in the fresh breath of live music and you’ve got completely new possibilities for one of downtown’s best neighborhoods. In action, the Veranda Live opens up this prized space to the public for a musical gathering that, in effect, transforms it into the buzzing town square of Thornton Park for the night. And the results are pretty magical. Seeing music at the Veranda Live is nothing like a club or bar show. And that’s exactly what makes it a high-value addition and an experience to check out. With continued quality booking, the Veranda

Live has the ingredients to become a true alternative in the city’s live music landscape.

SOFT KILL AND CHOIR BOY, WILL’S PUB, MARCH 10 This touring bill pairs two bands so faithful to the sounds of ’80s alternative that they’re inescapably retro, but in ways that breathe deep authenticity rather than kitschy nostalgia. Portland post-punk band Soft Kill deal in a similar but thicker kind of melodic gloom as the Chameleons UK. The fog machine and backlighting were no accident. Soft Kill weave the kind of murk and mystery of early, pre-pop Cure without devolving into Robert Smith rip-offs. Surrounded by their sound and enough pea-soup atmosphere to obscure your usually familiar surroundings, it’s a performance that’s as convincing a wormhole as they come. Just as transporting were Choir Boy, a young Salt Lake City band that debuted in 2016 on Team Love Records. Their atmospheric pop is the stuff of sleek, svelte ’80s dreams. At one point, someone even broke out a saxophone on stage. The music is distinctively singer-centric, with Adam Klopp’s angel-winged, Jimmy Somerville-esque voice leading the flights. Live, they feature notably more brooding post-punk ink in the well, casting the kind of incredibly moody shadows that Depeche Mode do in their purest Martin Gore moments. Even though Soft Kill and Choir Boy are unmistakably referential, they’re both exemplars of how to do it with true belief and not superficial tourism. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Thursday, March 15

Celebrating David Bowie MUSIC

While the idea of a touring band dedicated to covering songs by David Bowie might seem like a crass cash-in at first blush, the Celebrating David Bowie tour comes from a place of love. All of the band members collaborated with Bowie extensively during his career. Led by Mike Garson, Bowie’s go-to pianist for everything from 1973’s Aladdin Sane to 1997’s criminally overlooked Outside (and beyond), the band also features longtime collaborator Earl Slick – notably responsible for the snarling railway of feedback that snakes its way through “Station to Station.” Since no one vocalist could match Bowie’s range and swagger, the tour relies on contributions from a variety of guests. Bring some tissues; you’re bound to get some stardust in your eyes. – Thaddeus McCollum 7 p.m. | The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave. | 877-435-9849 | plazaliveorlando.org | $29.50-$49.50

Saturday, March 17

Orlando Caribbean Festival EVENTS

It’s back for a seventh year in the City Beautiful! Come light your fire at the Orlando Caribbean Festival – a “Spring Break phenomenon” – this weekend. Expect to indulge in fairground rides as well as the finer aspects of tropical island life, like the best of the best of Caribbean art, food and music from performers such as Wyclef Jean, Konshens, Alison Hines and many more. Kids under the age of 8 are admitted for free, but as for the rest of the beautiful creatures in attendance – even those decked out in your full Caribbean regalia – it’ll cost you. – Xander Peters noon-8 p.m. | Orlando Amphitheater, Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive | orlandocaribbeanfestival.com | $30-$100

Saturday, March 17

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Local soundclash collective the Grand Collab takes a turn for the dark and visceral this week, conjuring up the Miami post-punk quartet Donzii for an evening of crepuscular rhythms and atmospheres. A relatively new project out of the same fertile Miami underground from whence projects as varied as Dracula and Other Body have sprung, Donzii combines the overcast sensibilities of Belgrado and This Heat with the angular grooves of James Chance and DNA. There’s a new EP just out from Grey Market, and a current run of live shows throughout the South that attest to stygian quality. The usually intimate Indies will become as cold as a crypt for this one. And it’s free. – Matthew Moyer with Tira-Flecha and DJ Cub as Tranquilo | 10 p.m. | Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | free

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Sunday, March 18

Women in the Kitchen: Legends, Mentors and Friends EVENTS

While we’re writing this on International Women’s Day, you’re reading it a week later with those annual 24 hours of hashtagtivism in the rearview. But it’s impossible not to see this annual event spearheaded by chef Kathleen Blake as a tangible demonstration of the values International Women’s Day promotes: inclusion, equality and shine theory in action. (Shine theory, as articulated by Ann Friedman and Aminatou Sow of the “Call Your Girlfriend” podcast, posits that women are more powerful when they befriend each other, rather than competing: “I don’t shine if you don’t shine.”) This fourcourse dinner will be conceived and cooked by 10 badass James Beard Award-winning female chefs from across the country, and served alfresco on the grounds of the picturesque Lake Meadow Naturals farm, serving as a bright shining beacon of hope and excellence in a rapidly changing industry. – Jessica Bryce Young 3:30 p.m. | Lake Meadow Naturals, 10000 Mark Adam Road, Ocoee | brownpapertickets.com | $150

Sunday, March 18

Pohgoh MUSIC

Pohgoh were a Tampa band that had some accomplishment and acclaim back in the golden indie-rock era of the ’90s, including a split 7-inch with true Midwest emo heroes Braid. After four years, they disbanded and receded into history. Two of its members – married partners Susie and Keith Ulrey – went on to become more famous for their defining Tampa indie label New Granada (home to exceptional acts like DieAlps!, Coeds and Permanent Makeup) and record store Microgroove. Then in 2015, Pohgoh suddenly got reinstated after 17 years to dust off their sweetly sentimental guitar rock for the fresh ears of the current ’90s revival. And so far, they’ve proven more serious than many reunited bands, dropping a new single (“Try Harder”) in 2016 that’s probably their most confident work yet and impressing live here at the Social, opening for Hey Mercedes. Now, they’re putting the final touches on a J. Robbins-produced album – their first in 20 years! – that’s slated for a September release. Come see some Florida indie-rock history restored to full living color alongside Orlando’s upward and absolutely incandescent Expert Timing. – Bao Le-Huu with Expert Timing, Tourist Traps, Elizabeth Grace | 7 p.m. | The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St. | facebook.com/thefalconbar | $5 suggested donation

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Tuesday, March 20

1920 Ocoee & Beyond: Paths to Truth & Reconciliation LEARNING

Some truths are still hard to talk about, even if they happened almost 100 years ago – like the Election Day massacre of 1920 in Ocoee. In west Orange County, white Ocoee residents were jealous of their prosperous black neighbors, especially Julius “July” Perry. On Election Day, white men tried to stop African-American voters from going to the polls, and the subsequent turmoil ended with white residents burning the black section of Ocoee to the ground, killing an unknown number of African-American residents, and lynching Perry on a downtown Orlando telephone post. To start a community dialogue, the Valencia College Peace and Justice Institute is holding a free screening of an award-winning short film on the massacre and hosting a panel of scholars and historians to discuss the subject. The Institute recommends participants be at least 13 years old. – Monivette Cordeiro 6 p.m. | Callahan Neighborhood Center, 101 N. Parramore Ave. | valencia.edu | free

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MUSIC WEDNESDAY, MARCH 14 Agent Orange, Moonmen From Mars, Atom Age, Destructonomicon 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $18-$20. The Daniel Heitz Band 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Layla Brisbois 8 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992. Little Dragon 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $30-$35; 407-648-8363. The Met Live in HD: Semiramide 1 & 6:30 pm; Rossini opera about the murderous Queen of Babylon. Multiple locations, Various local venues; $25.56; fathomevents.com. Riot Girls Tour: The Coven, Tears of a Tyrant, Auditory Armory, Inviolate, All Hail the Queen 7 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $7-$10; 407-673-2712. Steve Arvey 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-636-9951. Women in Song: Heather Masse with Jed Wilson 8 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $22; 407-228-1220.

THURSDAY, MARCH 15

Ella and the Bossa Beat 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951.

Celebrating David Bowie 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $29.50-$200; 407-228-1220.

Like Diamonds, Liberty Van Zandt, Julee Bruise, Harsh Radish, Mitar 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; $5 suggested donation; 407-423-3060.

Leisure Chief 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Matt Woods & the Natural Disasters, Vonner 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12.

Mike Love, Jesse Royal, Jungle Man Sam 6:30 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-246-1419.

Pat Donohue 7 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; $20; 727-515-5900.

FRIDAY, MARCH 16 Anita Baker 8 pm; Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St.; SOLD OUT; 407-246-4262. Circuit: Atnarko, Lee Coombs, Mathew Scot 7 pm; Iron Cow, 2438 E. Robinson St.; contact for price. Ednita Nazario 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $72.25-$172.25; 407-934-2583. 40

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Thrift House 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Tiffany 8 pm; Clermont Performing Arts Center Performance Hall, 3700 S. Highway 27, Clermont; $15-$45; 352-394-4800. Cinderella: The Whole Story 7 pm; special cabaret performance that explores the story of Cinderella through music and legend. Includes appetizers and dessert. Roper Garden Ballroom, 146 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $75; 407-656-6642; orlandoweeklytickets.com.

SATURDAY, MARCH 17 The Company 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Dead Meadow, Someday River, Timothy Eerie 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $13-$15. Def Leggend (Def Leppard Tribute) 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $8.75; 407-934-2583. Donzii, Tira-Flecha, Tranquilo (DJ Cub) 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Get the Led Out – The American Led Zeppelin 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $25-$40; 407-228-1220. Moksi 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $10-$20; 407-504-7699. Orlando Caribbean Festival: Wyclef Jean, Konshens, Alison Hines and more Noon-8 pm; Orlando Amphitheater, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; $30-$100; 407-295-3247.


Grabbers Sound.Wave.Control Feel like going out on Saturday night, but you don’t want to get puked on by a generic-ass white boy in a green top hat? Your best option is to check out Sound.Wave.Control’s first anniversary party at Iron Cow. New York house DJs Pablo Romero and Carlos Alkalina headline the night, along with support from local artist User. Get there early in the afternoon to check out Shadow Cabinet covering alternative hits from the ’80s and ’90s. 6 p.m. Saturday; Iron Cow, 2438 E. Robinson St.; contact for price; facebook.com/ ironcowcafe

Will’s A Faire The quarterly (or thereabouts) Will’s A Faire market returns this weekend, taking over the parking lot(s) at Will’s Pub for a day of bargain-hunting, booze and bands. Shop for locally made goods, vintage clothes, dusty vinyl, books from local authors and more while enjoying tunes from the likes of Poppsy Cole, Wheeler Newman and Wendy McDonald & the Burger Kings. Kids and dogs welcome – until they’re not. 1 p.m. Sunday; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org Yappy Hour Spend Sunday Funday with new best friends at Lucky Lure’s Yappy Hour. Enjoy special pricing on select drinks and the Lure will split the proceeds with Pet Rescue by Judy. Plus, Judy will have some of her cutest and friendliest adoptable dogs available for belly rubs and ear scratches. Who knows? You might get lucky and meet your new soulmate. 1-4 p.m. Sunday; The Lucky Lure, 1427 N. Orange Ave.; free; petrescuebyjudy.com Grabbers If you’re going all-out for St. Patrick’s Day this weekend, chances are you’re going to be hitting the wall by Sunday evening. Stop into Gods & Monsters’ post-apocalypticthemed bar, Vault 5421, for a drinkalong with an overlooked comedy-horror gem. In Grabbers, a small Irish town gets invaded by monsters, but discovers that having a high blood-alcohol content deters the vile, tentacled menaces. Hilarity ensues. Hilarity is sure to ensue for you as well if you go drink-for-drink with the characters onscreen. 8 p.m. Sunday; Gods & Monsters, 5421 International Drive; free; godmonsters.com

Petit Biscuit May 30 at the Beacham Dead Boys, March 23 at Will’s Pub Yacht Rock Revue, March 23 at House of Blues Alice Cooper, March 24 at Hard Rock Live Dashboard Confessional, March 25 at House of Blues Betty Who, March 29 at the Social Miguel, March 29 at the Plaza Live

Dr. Dog, April 13 at the Plaza Live The Black Angels, April 16 at the Beacham Jukebox the Ghost, April 17 at the Social Jason Isbell, April 18 at the Dr. Phillips Center Bon Jovi, April 18 at Amway Center Damien Escobar, April 19 at Plaza Live

The World Is a Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid to Die, April 29 at the Social Alan Parsons Live Project, April 29 at the Plaza Live Yanni, April 30 at the Dr. Phillips Center The Brian Jonestown Massacre, May 3 at the Social

New Found Glory, May 17 at House of Blues Hot Water Music, May 19 at the Social Big Boi, May 23 at the Beacham Petit Biscuit, May 30 at the Beacham Peter Hook & the Light, June 3 at the Plaza Live

Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, May 8 at the Beacham

Lucero, Frank Turner, June 10 at House of Blues

Broken Social Scene, March 30 at House of Blues

Modest Mouse, April 20 at Hard Rock Live

Mike Birbiglia, May 12 at the Plaza Live

Dua Lipa, June 13 at House of Blues

Big Freedia, March 31 at Will’s Pub

Minus the Bear, April 20 at the Beacham

Hayley Kiyoko, May 12 at the Beacham

Maxi Priest, June 23 at House of Blues

Buddy Guy, April 6 at House of Blues

Pink, April 24 at Amway Center

Guided by Voices, May 16 at the Social

Erasure, July 8 at the Dr. Phillips Center

OMD, April 12 at the Beacham

Ministry, April 26 at Hard Rock Live

Oh Wonder, May 16 at the Beacham

Glass Animals, July 26 at House of Blues

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THURSDAY, MARCH 15

Everything Is Terrible! The Great Satan FILM

What did Satan ever do to get such a bad rap anyway? Over the years, he’s been blamed by Christians for everything from forks to Dungeons & Dragons to rock & roll, and that seems like a pretty bitchin’ résumé to us. Shadowy found-footage collective Everything Is Terrible has suffered for the sins of the direct-to-video market and collected hundreds of hours of clips of direct-to-video religious programming and cut it together with clips from bad horror movies to make a new experiment in recontextualization that they’re calling The Great Satan. Expect particularly diabolical hijinks on this iteration of their roadshow, including puppets, monsters and maybe the big man himself. Hail, hail! – Thaddeus McCollum 8 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $10-$12

Sound.Wave.Control: Pablo Romero, Carlos Alkalina, User, Shadow Cabinet 6 pm; Iron Cow, 2438 E. Robinson St.; contact for price.

Pohgoh, Expert Timing, Tourist Traps, Elizabeth Grace 7 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; $5 suggested donation; 407-423-3060.

Universal Mardi Gras: Foreigner 8:30 pm; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; price of admission; 407-363-8000.

Richard Marx 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $39.50-$249.50; 407-228-1220.

SUNDAY, MARCH 18 Agent Orange, the Atom Age 6:15 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $15; 407-322-7475.

ROVA Saxophone Quartet 7 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; $10-$20 suggested donation; 727-515-5900.

The Ben Wendel Seasons Band 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $25; 407-636-9951.

Takács Quartet 3-6 pm; Chamber music. Tiedtke Concert Hall, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; $40-$65; 407-6462000; bachfestivalflorida.org.

Billy Brandt and Sarana VerLin 2 pm; Fodor’s Grove, 2218 Vincent Road; $15 suggested donation; 407-923-0712.

Universal Mardi Gras: Fifth Harmony 8:30 pm; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; price of admission; 407-363-8000. orlandoweekly.com

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Knight Library St. Patty’s (sic) Block Party St. Patrick’s Day block party. 2 pm; Knight Library, 11448 University Blvd.; $10-$900; 407-7047477; knightlibrary.com. Liam’s St. Patrick’s Day Block Party Block party with music, drinks, food and more. Noon; Liam Fitzpatrick’s Restaurant & Irish Pub, 951 Market Promenade Ave., Lake Mary; free-$75; 407-936-3782; liamfitzpatricks.

Wednesday, March 14 Orlando Housewives Girls Night Out St. Patrick’s Day Party Shopping, mingling, and meeting new women in the community. 5:30-8:30 pm; Firefly Kitchen & Bar, 480 N. Orlando Ave, Winter Park; free.

com. St. Paddy’s Pub Crawl Pub crawl with multiple stops and entry to the Day in Dublin block party. 5 pm; Shots, 69 E. Pine St.; $15-$25; 407-374-2499. St. Patrick’s Day at Harp & Celt St. Patrick’s Day party

Friday, March 16

with corned beef & cabbage, a beer garden, live music

St. Practice Day Block Party American-style St. Patrick’s Day celebration with green beer, etc. 8 pm-2 am; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471; wallstplaza.net.

and more. 11 am; The Harp & Celt, 25 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-481-2928; harpandcelt.com. St. Patrick’s Day at Lizzy McCormack’s St. Patrick’s Day celebration with live music, a beer garden and

St. Practice Day Pub Crawl St. Patrick’s Day Eve pub crawl. 8 pm; Lizzy McCormack’s, 55 N. Orange Ave; $10; 407-426-8007; orlandopubcrawl.com.

more. 10 am; Lizzy McCormack’s, 55 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-426-8007. St. Patrick’s Day at Shots Drink specials. 2 pm; Shots,

Friday, March 16-Sunday, March 18 Raglan Road’s Mighty Festival If you love Irish music and want to immerse yourself in the culture, look no further than this festival. Friday-Sunday; Raglan Road, 1640 E. Buena Vista Drive, Lake Buena Vista; free-$10; 407-938-0300; raglanroad.com

Saturday, March 17 Mills 50 St. Paddy’s Day Bar Crawl Purchase a wristband at Wally’s or Ten10 and get access to drink and food specials throughout the Main Street District. 2 pm; multiple locations; $5; mills50.org.

69 E. Pine St.; free-$25; 407-374-2499; shotsbar.com. St. Patrick’s Day Block Party St. Patrick’s Day block party with green beer, leprechauns and more. Noon; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407849-0471; wallstplaza.net. St. Patrick’s Day Block Party in Thornton Park Block party with drink specials, bagpipers and more. Noon; Thornton Park, Summerlin Avenue and Washington Street; free; stpatricksdaythorntonpark.com. St. Patrick’s Day Block Party on Church Street 

St. Patrick’s Day Block Party Liam Fitzpatrick’s is throwing a block party, and if the leprechaun appearance isn’t enough to get you there, then the drink specials will.  951 Market Promenade Ave., Lake Mary; 407-936-3782, $75-$100; liamfitzpatricks.com  Day in Dublin  Can’t make it to Dublin this year for your St. Paddy’s celebration? Well, don’t worry because Bullitt Bar has you covered. The downtown bar is bringing the city to you with their Day in Dublin block party. 2 pm; Bullitt Bar, 33 E. Pine St.; $10$40; orlandoweeklytickets.com.

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Block party with green beer and live music. 7 pm; Chillers, 33 W. Church St.; free; 407-649-4270; facebook.com/churchst.bars. St. Patrick’s Day Celebration Live entertainment from Off Kilter. Noon; Pat O’Briens, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; free-$15; 407-224-2100. St. Patrick’s Day Celebration at Roque Pub Guinness, traditional Irish food specials and live music. 6-11 pm; Roque Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-9853778; roquepuborlando.com.

Crafted’s Irish St. Patrick’s Day Party Food and drink specials, including an “Irish quesadilla.” 11 am; Crafted Block and Brew, 2417 Hiawassee Road; free; 407-601-6887;  craftedorlando.com.

St. Patty’s Day (sic) at Celine Drinking games, live mu-

Irish Food Fest Irish food and beer samplings. 6-9 pm; La Femme du Fromage, 3201 Corrine Drive; $15-$20; 407-571-9947; lafemmedufromage.com.

and green tea mini buckets. 6 pm-2 am; Howl at

sic, a “car bomb bar” and more. 3 pm; Celine Orlando, 22 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; celineorlando.com. St. Patrick’s Day Party Green beers, car bombs the Moon Saloon, 8815 International Drive; free$10; 407-354-5999; howlatthemoon.com. n


MONDAY, MARCH 19 Drumsound & Basslinesmith, Bladerunner, DJ SS 8 pm; Vintage Lounge, 114 S. Orange Ave.; $20-$25; 877-386-7346. Hannah Harber 9 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Jane Bunnett and Maqueque 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-636-9951. Mike & the Mechanics 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $39.50-$194.50; 407-228-1220.

Nunsense A-Men! The original Off-Broadway musical with all of the characters being portrayed by male musical comedy performers. Friday, 7:30 pm, Saturday, 2 & 7:30 pm; Winter Park Playhouse, 711-C Orange Ave., Winter Park; $32-$42; 407-645-0145; winterparkplayhouse.org. Proof Play by David Auburn about the adult daughter of a brilliant mathematician dealing with the aftermath of his death. Wednesday, 8 pm, Saturday, 8 pm, Sunday, 2 & 8 pm; Theater on the Edge, 5542 Hansel Ave.; $22-$26; 407-334-1843; theaterontheedge.org.

Shakespeare in Love Young William Shakespeare’s life is changed after meeting a woman who inspires him to write one of his greatest plays. Thursday, 7:30 pm, Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $25-$50; orlandoshakes.org. Silent Sky Play about Henrietta Swan Leavitt, a pioneering astronomer in the early 20th century. Wednesday-Saturday, 8 pm, Sunday, 3 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $30$40; 407-297-8788; madcowtheatre.com. A Tennessee Walk A journalist searches for the truth surrounding the death of a circus

THEWEEK elephant. He stumbles upon horror when he discovers more secrets. Friday, 8 pm, Saturday, 2 & 8 pm, Sunday, 2 pm, Monday, 8 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $25$29; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org. Twelfth Night Shakespeare’s play about a pair of shipwrecked twins. Wednesday, 2 pm, Friday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $25-$50; orlandoshakes.org.

Reggae Mondae: Hor!zen 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. The Suit Swingers, SugarPlum, Austin Allison, Flagman 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $6-$8.

TUESDAY, MARCH 20 Baroque Chamber Orchestra 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15-$20; 407-636-9951. Eugene Snowden & His Truth Trail Trompers 8:30 pm; Roque Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778. The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

THEATER The Game’s Afoot A 1930s era whodunit about a Broadway star who invites his fellow cast members to his Connecticut castle for a weekend of revelry. Fridays-Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 3 pm; Wayne Densch Performing Arts Center, 201 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford; $20-$27; 407-321-8111; wdpac.com. The Great American Trailer Park Musical When Pippi, a stripper on the run, comes between the Dr. Phil–loving, agoraphobic Jeannie and her tollbooth collector husband, the storms begin to brew. Friday-Saturday, 8 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Davenport Community Campus, 8 W. Palmetto St., Davenport; $24; theatreworksfl.org. Madagascar – A Musical Adventure Four pampered animals from New York’s Central Park Zoo find themselves shipwrecked on the exotic island of Madagascar. Saturday-Sunday, 2 & 5:30 pm; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; $15-$25; 407-896-7365; orlandorep.com. Motor City Rocks The story of Motown and the music that changed the world. Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2:30 pm; Gateway Center for the Arts, 880 N. Highway 17-92, DeBary; $17-$19; 386668-5553; gatewaycenterforthearts.org. orlandoweekly.com

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Art31: Fiber – Artist Critique and Conversation A talk on “slow weaving” followed by an open portfolio critique by Nomi Dale Kleinman. Wednesday, 6-9 pm; Art & History Museums – Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; free; 407-539-2181; art31.org.

COMEDY

Artist Talk With Ria Brodell Ria Brodell discusses their work currently on display at the museum. Tuesday, 6 pm; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Carmen Vallone Friday-Saturday, 6:30 pm; Bonkerz – Otters on the River, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; $10; 407-6292665; bonkerzcomedyproductions.com. Devin Siebold Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm; Bonkerz – Boardwalk Bowl, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; $10; 407-629-2665; bonkerzcomedyproductions.com. Eddie Griffin Friday, 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $37.50-$100; 407351-5483; hardrock.com/orlando. Joe Rogan Saturday, 8 & 10:30 pm; Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St.; SOLD OUT; 407-246-4262; drphillipscenter.org. Michael Blackson Friday-Saturday, 5:30 & 9:15 pm and Sunday 5:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $35-$45; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

DANCE Femmes and Follies: Bent Broadway Burlesque Tampa’s largest production show takes you behind the red velvet curtain to see backstage antics of Broadway and burlesque of epic proportions. Friday, 8 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $15$25; 407-412-6895; orlandoweeklytickets.com. Forever Dancers Performance includes styles of dance ranging from Latin and contemporary to ballet and jazz. Sunday, 4 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Orlando Ballet: Beauty & the Beast Orlando Ballet wunderkind Arcadian Broad choreographs a new ballet adaptation of the Disney fairytale. Saturday, 1 & 7 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $15-$45; 844-513-2014; orlandoballet.org. Varietease: Tremble Theater-dance hybrid from Patrick Fatica and Blue Star. In 1941, set in the Appalachian forest, anguish and terror from outside forces envelop an innocent family. Thursday, 7 pm, Monday, 7 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $19.17-$21.30; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com. ORLANDO WEEKLY ● MARCH 14-20, 2018 ● orlandoweekly.com

OPENINGS/EVENTS

Waitress Musical based on the film of the same name about a waitress and piemaker who dreams of leaving her small town. Tuesday, 8 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $54.25$154.25; 844-513-2014; drphillipscenter.org.

Bglow & Friends Wednesday, 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $10-$40; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

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Certainty of the Tides Highlighting the works of PJ Svejda and Madison Bloch. Thursday, 7-9 pm; Axiom Fine Art Consulting, 268 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-543-2550; axiomfineart.com. Down the Rabbit Hole: Wire Works by Josh Cote Using only wire cutters and bending copper wire out of shape, Josh Cote creates a beguiling menagerie of creatures. Saturday, 6-9 pm; Jeanine Taylor Folk Art, 211 E. First St., Sanford; free; 407-323-2774; jtfolkart.com. It’s Pronounced /toons/ New solo exhibition from 2nes Unoe inspired by classic animation, video games and hip-hop. Opens Thursday, 6-10 pm, through April 14; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060. The Macrame Show Exhibition of woven works by artist Victoria Walsh. Opens Friday, 6 pm, through April 15; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org. Winter Park Sidewalk Art Festival One of the nation’s oldest, largest and most prestigious outdoor art festivals, drawing more than 200 artists. Friday-Saturday, 9 am-6 pm, Sunday, 9 am-5 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; wpsaf.org.

EVENTS Central Florida Fair Two weeks of rides, games, concerts, agricultural exhibitions and more. Through Saturday; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; $8-$95; 407-295-3247; centralfloridafair.com. Create! A Pop Up Shop A pop-up shop designed to support local small businesses. Friday, 7-11 pm; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; $7; 321-348-8586; henaocenter.com. Dan Rather Speaking engagement and Q&A with one of the country’s most celebrated journalists. Saturday, 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $45-$65; 407-351-5483; hardrock.com/orlando.


NEDA Walk Orlando Fundraising walk to bring awareness to the community regarding eating disorders and body image issues. Saturday, 9-11 am; Lake Eola Park, North Rosalind Avenue and East Washington Street; $25; 407476-6357; nedawalk.org/orlando2018. Pages & Pints: Drinking at the Creek Enjoy a beer tasting in the library with the guidance of an expert cicerone. Friday, 6 pm; South Creek Library, 1702 Deerfield Blvd.; $10; 407-835-7323; orlandoweeklytickets.com. Pride Fund Orlando Reception Enjoy drinks and speakers at this benefit for Pride Fund to End Gun Violence. Speakers include Laly Santiago-Leon, Anna Eskamani, state Rep. Carlos Guillermo Smith and Pride Fund founder Jason Lindsay. Wednesday, 6-9 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $50$1,000; 407-704-6261; pridefund.org. Rhythms at the Roost Outdoor events with vendors, food, drinks and live music. Saturday, 7-10 pm; Cranes Roost Park, 274 Cranes Roost Blvd., Altamonte Springs; free; 407-571-8863; altamonte.org. Tie-Dye Party Tie-dye some Broken Strings Brewery T-shirts and drink beer. Tuesday, 7 pm; Broken Cauldron Taproom & Brewery, 1012 W. Church St.; $30. Urbanico’s Street Fair: A Vegan Affair A free event that puts Central Florida’s plantbased cuisine on display. Saturday, 2:307:30 pm; Dead Lizard Brewing Company, 4507 36th St.; free; 407-803-1396. The Vegan Gala All-vegan dinner party with live music, prizes and more. Saturday, 7 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $55$75; 407-704-6261; abbeyorlando.com. Vintage RV & Hot Rod Show See vintage RVs, glamping trailers, hot rods and more. Saturday-Sunday, 9 am-5 pm; Renninger’s Antique Center, 20651 U.S. Highway 441, Mount Dora; free; 352-383-8393. Will’s A Faire A pop-up market with vendors selling retro, vintage and handmade goods along with live music and food trucks. Sunday, 1-8:30 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org. Women in the Kitchen: Legends, Mentors and Friends A four-course dinner conceived and cooked by 10 James Beard Award-winning female chefs from across the country. Sunday, 3:30 pm; Lake Meadow Naturals, 10000 Mark Adam Road, Ocoee; $150; 407-399-7670. Yappy Hour With Pet Rescue by Judy Enjoy special pricing on drinks and meet dogs available for adoption. Sunday, 1-4 pm; The Lucky Lure, 1427 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-250-6949.

THEWEEK LEARNING 1920 Ocoee and Beyond: Paths to Truth and Reconciliation Learn about a tragic local incident of racial terror, and explore its impact on Central Florida’s race relations, voting practices, and economics then and now. Tuesday, 6 pm; Callahan Neighborhood Center, 101 N. Parramore Ave.; free; valencia.edu. Ableton User Group Launch Meetup The first meeting of the official Ableton User Group Orlando, along with a demonstration of Ableton Live 10’s new Wavetable synth and a performance by DiViNCi. Wednesday, 6-7 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Orlando Language Exchange Learn or teach a foreign language by practicing it in a social setting. Thursday, 8-11 pm; Iron Cow, 2438 E. Robinson St.; free; facebook.com/ironcowcafe.

LITERARY Burrow Press Presents: Clean Time Release party for Ben Gwin’s debut novel, a darkly comic satire. Books, beer and wine available for purchase. Friday, 7 pm; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; burrowpress.com. Writing the Other Poetry workshop with Valerie Wallace. Sunday, 2-4 pm; Writer’s Atelier, 336 Grove Ave. Suite B, Winter Park; free; writersatelier.com.

SPORTS The Great Inflatable Race Fun run filled with massive inflatable obstacles. Saturday, 9 am-noon; Bill Frederick Park, 3401 S. Hiawassee Road; $25-$75; 385-205-5088; thegreatinflatablerace.com. Orlando Magic vs. Boston Celtics NBA basketball. Friday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $14.25-$637.25; 800-745-3000; amwaycenter.com. Orlando Magic vs. Milwaukee Bucks NBA basketball. Wednesday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $14.25-$637.25; 800-745-3000; amwaycenter.com. Orlando Magic vs. Toronto Raptors NBA basketball. Tuesday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $14.25-$637.25; 800-745-3000; amwaycenter.com. The Orlando Shuffle Free shuffleboard event. All ages and new players welcome. Saturday, 7-9 pm; Beardall Senior Center, 800 S. Delaney Ave.; free; 407-246-4440. n orlandoweekly.com

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B Y D A N S AVA G E I’m a 33-year-old woman from Melbourne, Australia, dating a 24-year-old man. We’ve been dating for about eight months; it is exclusive and official. He’s kind and sweet, caring and giving, and his penis is divine. The thing is, he confessed to me recently that he doesn’t really “feel.” The way he explained it is, the only emotions he feels are fear and anxiousness that he’ll disappoint the people he cares about. He says he’s never been in love. He said his dad is the same way. The only time I see him really “feel” are when he’s high, which he is semi-frequently. He uses MDMA and he comes alive. He seems the way a “normal” person does when they’re in love, but when he’s sober, it’s like he’s trying to mimic the things a person in love would say or do. I confessed I am falling in love with him recently and told him I wasn’t saying this with any expectation of him feeling the same; I just wanted him to know. He responded that he cares for me a lot – but that’s it. I’m now worried that he’ll never love me. I don’t want kids, so time isn’t critical for me, but I don’t want to be with someone who won’t ever love me. Lacking One Vaunted Emotion You didn’t use the P-word (psychopath) or the S-word (sociopath), LOVE, but both came to mind as I was reading your letter. Someone who isn’t capable of feeling? Isn’t that textbook P-word/S-word stuff? “The fear with someone who doesn’t ‘feel’ is that they may be a psychopath or a sociopath, terms that are used interchangeably,” said Jon Ronson, author of The Psychopath Test: A Journey Through the Madness Industry. “And lots of the items on the psychopath checklist relate to an inability to experience deep emotions – like shallow affect, lack of empathy and lack of remorse. However, I have good news for LOVE! This line, ‘The only emotions he really feels are fear and anxiousness that he’ll disappoint the people he cares about,’ is the critical one. Psychopaths do not feel anxiety. In fact, my favorite thing a psychologist said to me about this was: ‘If you’re worried you may be a psychopath, that means you aren’t one.’ Also, psychopaths don’t care about disappointing loved ones! All those emotions that relate to an overactive amygdala – fear, remorse, guilt, regret, empathy – psychopaths don’t feel them.” So your boyfriend’s not a psychopath. Not that you asked. But, you know, just in case you were worried. Anyway … My hunch is that your boyfriend’s problem isn’t an inability to feel love, LOVE, but an inability to recognize the feelings he’s having as love. (Or potentially love, as it’s only been eight months.) What is romantic love but a strong desire to be with someone? The urge to be sweet to them, to take care of them, to do for them? Maybe he’s just going through the motions with you – a conscious mimicit-till-you-make it strategy – or maybe the 48

double whammy of a damaged dad and that toxic masculinity stuff sloshing around out there left him blocked, LOVE, or emotionally constipated. And while MDMA can definitely be abused – moderation in all things, kids, including moderation – the effect it has on him is a hopeful sign. MDMA is not an emotional hallucinogen; the drug has been used in couples counseling and to treat PTSD, not because it makes us feel things that aren’t there (in the way a hallucinogen makes us see things that aren’t there), but because it allows genuine feelings to surface and, for a few hours, to be felt intensely. So he can feel love – he just has to learn how to tap into those feelings and/or recognize them without an assist from MDMA. Jon Ronson had one last bit of advice for you, LOVE: “Marry him and his divine penis!” I agree with Jon, of course, but a long, leisurely engagement is definitely in order. You’ve only been seeing this guy and his divinity dick for eight months – don’t propose to him for at least another year, LOVE, and make marriage conditional upon him seeing a shrink four times as often as he sees his MDMA dealer. Follow Jon Ronson on Twitter @jonronson, read all of his books (So You’ve Been Publicly Shamed? is urgently required reading for anyone who spends time online) and check out his amazing podcast, “The Butterfly Effect.” My boyfriend of 1.5 years shared (several months into dating) that he has a fantasy of having a threesome. I shared that I had also fantasized about this but I never took my fantasies seriously. Right away, he started sending me Craigslist posts from women and couples looking for casual sex partners. I told him I wasn’t interested in doing anything for real. A few months later, we went on vacation and I said I wanted to get a massage. He found a place that did “sensual” couples massage. I wanted nothing to do with this. During sex, he talks about the idea of someone else being around. This does turn me on and I like thinking about it when we are messing around. But I don’t want to have any other partners. I’m like a mashup of Jessica Day, Leslie Knope and Liz Lemon if that gives you an idea of how not-for-me this all is. When I say no to one idea, he comes up with another one. I would truly appreciate some advice. Boyfriend Into Group Sex I’m Not Short answer: Sexual compatibility is important. It’s particularly important in a sexually exclusive relationship. You want a sexually exclusive relationship; your boyfriend doesn’t want a sexually exclusive relationship – so you two aren’t sexually compatible, BIGSIN, and you should break up. Slightly longer answer: Your boyfriend did the right thing by laying his kink cards on the table early in the relationship – he’s

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into threesomes, group sex and public sex – and you copped to having fantasies about threesomes, BIGSIN, but not a desire to experience one. He took that as an opening: Maybe if he could find the right person/couple/scenario/club, you would change your mind. Further fueling his false hopes: You get turned on when he talks about having “someone else around” when you two have sex. Now lots of people who very much enjoy threesomes and/or group sex were unsure or hesitant at first, but gave in to please (or shut up) a partner, and wound up being glad they did. If you’re certain you could never be one of those people – reluctant at first but happy your partner pressed the issue – you need to shut this shit down, Liz Lemon style. Tell him no more dirty talking about this shit during sex, no more entertaining the idea at all. Being with you means giving up this fantasy, BIGSIN, and if he’s not willing to give it up – and to shut up about it – then you’ll have to break up. I’m an 18-year-old woman who has been with my current boyfriend for a year, but this has been an issue across all of my sexual relationships. In order to reach climax, I have to fantasize about kinky role-play-type situations. I don’t think I want to actually act out the situations/roles because of the degrading/shameful feelings they dredge up, but the idea of other people doing them is so hot. This frustrates me because it takes me out of the moment with my partner. I’m literally thinking about other people during sex when I should be thinking about him! What can I do to be more in the moment? Distracted Earnest Girlfriend Requires A Different Excitement Actually, doing the kinky role-play-type things you “have to” fantasize about in order to come would help you feel more connected to your boyfriend – but to do that, DEGRADE, you need to stop kink-shaming yourself. So instead of thinking of those kinky role-play-type things as degrading or shameful, think of them as exciting and playful. Exciting because they excite you (duh), and playful because that’s literally what kinky role-play-type things are: play. It’s cops and robbers for grownups with your pants off, DEGRADE, but this game doesn’t end when mom calls you in for dinner, it ends when you come. So long as you suppress your kinks – so long as you’re in flight from the stuff that really arouses you – your boyfriend will never truly know you and you’ll never feel truly connected to him. On the Lovecast, a sexy toy review that will send you packing: savagelovecast.com. mail@savagelove.net ITMFA.org

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AUCTION EXTRASPACE STORAGE – STORE 1335 1101 MARSHALL FARMS RD, OCOEE FL 34761 Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 1101 Marshall Farms Rd, Ocoee FL 34761, 03/23/2018 @ 9:30am Francisco Gonzalez, Unit C209, Furniture and boxes, Tommy Brand, Unit 900B, Tools, Bins, Catherine Fitzgerald, Unit E331, House hold items, Nellie Hebert, Unit B178, Household, Kari hall, Unit C205, Household items, Alfonso Woods, Unit E334, car, running and registered cadillac dts. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

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Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 11071 University Blvd. Orlando, FL 32817 on 03/28/2018 at 9:30 A.M: Eric Carl Stewart, papers, patio chair, racing rims; Natalie Robinson, one-bedroom apartment; Robert Francis, furniture, clothes, home goods; Andrealynn Benham, household goods; Andrealynn Boyd, electronics; Jorge Aponte, furniture; TarahDawn Chambers, furniture, home goods, clothing, art, and art supplies 11971 Lake Underhill Rd, Orlando FL, 32825 on 3/28/2018 at 10:30am: Carrisa Lucky, Bicycle, Books, Boxes, Clothes, Shoes, Totes, Baby Crib, Stroller, Luggage, Head Board, Bed Frame, Water cooler; Jacqueline Centeno, Chair, Dresser, Table, Dryer, Washer, Bags, Books, Boxes, Pictures /photographs, Totes, Shelves, Luggage, Law n Mower, Bed Frame, Garden Tools; Jonathon Guzman, Dresser, Mattress, TV, Bags, Pictures/ photographs, Night stand, Air-cooled reflector; John Morris Conner, Couch, Table, DVD/ VCR, Boxes, Pictures/ photographs, Totes, Toys, Desk, Ladder, Eliptical machine, Vacuum, Garden Equipment, Bed Frame, Small trampoline, Holiday decorations, Wood cage; Tiffany Bolling, Chair, Mattress, Table, Boxes, Pictures/ Photographs, Totes, Wall Décor, Lamps, File Cabinet, Frames, Candle Holder, Rugs; Ada Carrasquillo, Bags, Boxes, Clothes, Totes, Carts, Movies, Lamp; Peter Moehrle, Chair, Table, Books, Boxes, Pictures/ Photographs, Movies, Antique File Cabinet, Canvas, Fishing Pole. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above

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referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. In order to satisfy a contractual landlord’s lien, under the provisions of the Florida Self­Service Storage Space Act, public notice is hereby given that the following described property will be sold at public sale to the highest bidder for cash only. The sale will be held at the times and locations listed below: A-AAAKey Mini Storage 1001 S. Semoran Blvd. Orlando, FL 32807 MARCH 29TH, 2018 @ 9:30am: Mercedes VegaTable, Totes and Cassette Tapes, Angel Morales-Table, Totes, Ice Chest, Poles and Boxes, Luis F. Banchs-Lamp, Couch, Bicycle and Dresser, David Hernandez Lopez-Gas Cans, Boxes, Bags and Clothes, Ruben Alers- Christmas, Toys, Boxes and Computer, Aixa Cardona-Table, Vacuum, Lamp, Boxes and Bags, Martin Rodriguez-Bookcase, Door, Hand Cart and Bags, Nolan T. MickensTools, Chairs, Boxes and Bags, Luis R. Antonio Morales-Couch, Bed, Lamp and Totes, Yesenia Melendez-Luggage, Bags and Boxes, Brian L. Locke-Mirror, Couch, Chair and Boxes, Erica Long- Speakers, Entertainment Center, Totes and Boxes, Cristy Tista-Industrial Paint Sprayer, Table, Paint and Stepstool, Alain M. Estrada-CarSeat, Totes and Boxes, Suitcase, Julixa GracianiBicycle, Grill, Refrigerator and Washer, Madelene SantanaBoxes, Bags, Chair and Totes, Danielle Murphy-bicycles, Couch, Chair and Boxes A-AAAKey Mini Storage 5285 S. Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32839-2307 MARCH 29TH, 2018 @11:30am: Leonardo E. Cordova -Freezer, Wide Screen TV, Lamp, Tubs and Boxes, Gregory Percy-Suitcases, Boxes and Books. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA PROBATE DIVISION IN RE: ESTATE OF RAFAEL DE LA TORRE, Deceased. File No. 2017-CP- 003577-O, Division: 01 NOTICE TO CREDITORS The administration of the Estate of RAFAEL DE LA TORRE, deceased, whose date of death was August 9, 2017, is pending in the Circuit Court for Orange County, Florida, Probate Division, the address of which is 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801. The names and addresses of the personal representative and the personal representative attorney are set forth below. All creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate on whom a

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copy of this notice is required to be served must file their claims with this court ON OR BEFORE THE LATER OF 3 MONTHS AFTER THE TIME OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE OR 30 DAYS AFTER THE DATE OF SERVICE OF A COPY OF THIS NOTICE ON THEM. All other creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate must file their claims with this court WITHIN 3 MONTHS AFTER THE DATE OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE. ALL CLAIMS NOT FILED WITHIN THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH IN FLORIDA STATUTES SECTION 733.702 WILL BE FOREVER BARRED. NOTWITHSTANDING THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH ABOVE, ANY CLAIM FILED TWO (2) YEARS OR MORE AFTER THE DECEDENT’S DATE OF DEATH IS BARRED. The date of first publication of this notice is 3/7/18. Attorney for Personal Representative: Lorenzo Cobiella, Esq., Florida Bar No.: 65881, 8105 NW 155 Street, Miami Lakes, Florida 33016, Telephone: (305) 818-9993. Personal Representative: Jeannine Bergmann, 8105 NW 155 Street, Miami Lakes, Florida 33016. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA, PROBATE DIVISION File No. 59-2017- CP-002854-

0000-XX IN RE: ESTATE OF: AMERICA VICTORIA PAZMINO, a/k/a AMERICA V. PAZMINO, a/k/a AMERICA PAZMINO, Deceased. NOTICE TO CREDITORS (summary administration) TO ALL PERSONS HAVING CLAIMS OR DEMANDS AGAINST THE ABOVE ESTATE: You are hereby notified that an Order of Summary Administration has been entered in the estate of AMERICA VICTORIA PAZMINO a/k/a AMERICA V. PAZMINO a/k/a AMERICA PAZMINO, deceased, File Number 59-2017- CP-0028540000-XX; by the Circuit Court for Seminole County, Florida, Probate Division, the address of which is P.O. Box 8099, Sanford, FL 32772; that the Decedent’s date of death was July 27, 2017; that the names of those to whom it has been assigned by such order are: Name, Address. Creditors: NONE KNOWN. Beneficiaries: NEY FRANKLIN ROMAN, 2680 Hazel Grove Lane, Oviedo, FL 32766. GERALD A. PAZMINO, 1627 Demott Ct., N. Merrick, NY 11566. MELVIN FITZGERALD PAZMINO, 2335 Grand Ave., Bellmore, NY 11710. SHIRLEY LISETTE PAZMINO, 1056 Covington St., Oviedo, FL 32765. ALL INTERESTED PERSONS ARE NOTIFIED THAT: All creditors of the estate of the decedent and persons having claims or demands against the estate of the decedent other than those for whom provision for full payment was made in the Order of

Summary Administration must file their claims with this court WITHIN THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH IN FLORIDA STATUTES SECTION 733.702. ALL CLAIMS AND DEMANDS NOT SO FILED WILL BE FOREVER BARRED. NOTWITHSTANDING ANY OTHER APPLICABLE TIME PERIOD, ANY CLAIM FILED TWO (2) YEARS OR MORE AFTER THE DECEDENT’S DATE OF DEATH IS BARRED. The date of first publication of this Notice is 3/7/18. Attorney for Person Giving Notice: /s/ Steven C. Allender, Attorney for Petitioner, Email: sallender@allenderlaw.com, Secondary Email: dorothy@allenderlaw.com, Florida Bar No. 0428302, ALLENDER & ALLENDER, 719 Garden Street, Titusville, Florida 32796, Telephone: (321) 269-1511, Fax # (321) 264-7676, 17-283- DC. Person Giving Notice: /s/ NEY FRANKLIN ROMAN, 2680 Hazel Grove Lane, Oviedo, FL 32766. /s/ GERALD A. PAZMINO, 1627 Demott Ct., N. Merrick, NY 11566. /s/ MELVIN FITZGERALD PAZMINO, 2335 Grand Ave., Bellmore, NY 11710. SHIRLEY LISETTE PAZMINO, 1056 Covington St., Oviedo, FL 32765.


Legal, Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA SOUTHERN FOAM INSULATION, INC., a Florida corporation, Plaintiff, vs. AARON HAKIM and MAYADA SOUFAN; and ASPEN HOMES USA, INC., a Florida corporation, Defendants. CASE NO.: 2017-CA-008059-O NOTICE OF ACTION TO: AARON HAKIM, 1019 FLAGSTONE COURT, APOPKA, FLORIDA 32703 YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that an action to enforce a construction lien on the real property located at 1019 Flagstone County, Apopka, Orange County, Florida 32703 and legally described as follows according to the Warranty Deed recorded in the public records of Orange County, Florida as Document No. 20140571810 at Official Records Book 10832, Page 4048: Lot 3, STONEWOOD RESERVE, according to the plat thereof as recorded in Plat Book 81, Page 05 and 06, Public Records of Orange County, Florida. (the “Property”) Parcel ID Number 23-21-28-8358-00-030 as well as a claim for unjust enrichment has been filed against you. You are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to it on Brett A. Marlowe, Esquire, Plaintiff’s attorney, whose address is Bennett Legal Group, P.A., 214 East Lucerne Circle, Suite 201, Orlando, Florida 32801, on or before March 22, 2018, and file the original with the Clerk of this Court either before you serve on Plaintiff’s attorney or immediately thereafter. If you fail to do so, a default will be entered against you for the relief demanded in the Complaint. Dated: February 9, 2018 TIFFANY MOORE RUSSELL, As Clerk of the Court, BY: /s/ Brian Williams, Deputy Clerk, 2018.02.09 09:00:42-05’00’, Deputy Clerk. Civil Division, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Room 310, Orlando, Florida 32801. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA IN THE MATTER OF THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS FOR THE PROPOSED ADOPTION OF A MINOR CHILD. B.B.M., DOB: 01/07/2018, Case No.: 2018-DR-000349-O NOTICE OF ACTION FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO: LEON WILSON of Orlando, FL; African American male, DOB: 02/27/1970, Dark Brown Hair, Brown Eyes. Thin build, father of the minor child born in Orlando, FL on 01/07/2018. YOU ARE NOTIFIED that an action has been filed against you and that you are

required to serve a copy of your written defenses if any to ASHLEY FILIMON, P.A. whose address is 37 N. Orange Ave. Ste. 1150 Orlando, FL 32801, und file the original with the clerk of this Court at 425 N, Orange Ave. Orlando, FL 32801 before service on Petitioner or immediately thereafter. If you fail to do so, a default may be entered against you and the Court may enter an Order granting the Termination of Parental Rights for Adoption of the child. Copies of all court documents for this case, including orders, are available at the Clerk of the Circuit Courts office. You may review these. documents upon request. You must keep the Courts informed of your current address, You must file a response with the Clerk by 03/01/2018. Dated 2/1/18. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT, BY: /s/ Kierah Johnson, DEPUTY CLERK. CERTIFICATE OF SERVICE: I HEREBY CERTIFY that this has been filed in the Florida E-Portal this 11th day of January, 2018. /s/ Ashley Filimon, Esq., Ashley Filimon, P.A., afilimon@legalperson. com, 37 N. Orange Ave. Suite 202 Orlando, Florida 32801, 407-8015022- Telephone, Florida Bar No. 0095954, Attorney for Petitioner. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO. 2017-CA-9418, ASHINGTON PARK HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION, INC., Plaintiff, vs. AYMAN H. AS-SAIDI and FADIA N. AS-SAIDI A/K/A FADIA N. ABDALLAH, Defendants. NOTICE OF ACTION TO: AYMAN H. AS-SAIDI and FADIA N. AS-SAIDI A/K/A FADIA N. ABDALLAH, 4339 Pembridge Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32826. Current residence unknown, if living, and ALL OTHER UNKNOWN PARTIES, including if a named Defendant is deceased, the personal representatives, the surviving spouse, heirs, devisees, grantees, creditors, and all other parties claiming, by, through, under or against that Defendant, and all claimants persons or parties, natural or corporate, whose exact legal status is unknown, claiming under any of the above named or described Defendants. YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that an action to foreclose a lien on the following property located in Orange County, Florida: LOT 12, STONEMEADE, PHASE 1, ACCORDING TO THE PLAT THEREOF AS RECORDED IN PLAT BOOK 33, PAGES 113 AND 114, OF THE PUBLIC RECORDS OF ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. Street address of: 4339 Pembridge Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32826, has been filed against you and you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to Peter Hagood, Esquire, Hagood Law Group., Plaintiff’s attorney, at 451 Maitland Avenue, Altamonte

Springs, Florida 32701, within 30 days of the first date of publication of this notice, and file the original with clerk of this court (425 North Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801) either before March 23, 2018 on Plaintiff’s attorney or immediately thereafter; otherwise a default will be entered against you for the relief demanded in the complaint or petition. Tiffany Moore Russell, Orange County Clerk of Court By: /s/ Brian Williams, Deputy Clerk, Civil Division, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Room 310, Orlando Florida, 32801. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 03 CASE NO.: DP16-666 IN THE INTEREST OF: A.I. Female DOB: 07/16/2003, A.I. Male DOB: 09/14/2006, P.I. Female DOB: 01/10/2009, C.I. Male DOB: 08/24/2012, minor children SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA To: Chaintia Dority, Address unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child(ren). You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy R. Shea on 15th day of March, 2018, at 10:00 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS/THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD(REN) NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 13th day of February, 2018. This summons has been issued at the request of: Stacy McDuffie, Esq., Florida Bar No.:56020 State of Florida, Children’s Legal Services, 822 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 563-2380. Stacy. mcduffie@myflfamilies.com. By: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal).

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 03 CASE NO.: DP16-666 IN THE INTEREST OF: A.I. Female DOB: 07/16/2003, A.I. Male DOB: 09/14/2006, P.I. Female DOB: 01/10/2009, C.I. Male DOB: 08/24/2012, minor children SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA To: Antonio Isom, Sr.,, Address unknown. WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child(ren). You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy R. Shea on 15th day of March, 2018, at 10:00 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS/THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD(REN) NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 13th day of February, 2018. This summons has been issued at the request of: Stacy McDuffie, Esq., Florida Bar No.:56020 State of Florida, Children’s Legal Services, 822 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 563-2380. Stacy. mcduffie@myflfamilies.com. By: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 03 CASE NO.: DP17-03 IN THE INTEREST OF: P.S., a male child, DOB: 05/12/2014, minor child SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA To: Skye Sweetser, Address unknown. WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child(ren). You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge

Timothy R. Shea on 11th day of April, 2018, at 10:00 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS/THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD(REN) NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 21st day of February, 2018. This summons has been issued at the request of: Stacy McDuffie, Esq., Florida Bar No.:56020 State of Florida, Children’s Legal Services, 822 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 563-2380. Stacy. mcduffie@myflfamilies.com. By: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 03 CASE NO.: DP17-146 IN THE INTEREST OF MINOR CHILDREN: K. B. DOB: 03/05/2014, D. R. DOB: 02/22/2016, T. R. DOB: 02/07/2018 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA To: Teerika Rhymes, Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy Shea on May 7, 2018 at 9:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR WITNESS my

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hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 7th day of March, 2018. This summon has been issued at the request of: Nancy A. Robak, Florida Bar No.: 88796, Senior Attorney for Florida Department of Children and Family. nancy. robak@myflfamilies.com CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT BY:/S/ DEPUTY CLERK (court seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA, DIVISION: 7/DAWSON CASE NO.: DP16-120 In the Interest of: K.M. DOB: 09/04/2017, a minor child. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING, STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Kori Bentley {Mother}, 2709 8th Street {Last known Address}. Orlando, FL 32820 WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Daniel P. Dawson, on April 17, 2018 at 10:00 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 7th day of March, 2018. This summons has been issued at the request of: Kim Crag-Chaderton, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0433871, Children’s Legal Services State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 882 S. Kirkman Road, Ste 200, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 563-2380, Kim.crag-chaderton@ myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT, By /s/ Deputy Clerk, (Court Seal).

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Legal, Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA, DIVISION: 7/DAWSON CASE NO.: DP16-120 In the Interest of: K.M. DOB: 09/04/2017, a minor child. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING, STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Pedro Medina {father}, 2709 8th Street {Last known Address}. Orlando, FL 32820 WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Daniel P. Dawson, on April 17, 2018 at 10:00 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 7th day of March, 2018. This summons has been issued at the request of: Kim Crag-Chaderton, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0433871, Children’s Legal Services State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 882 S. Kirkman Road, Ste 200, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 563-2380, Kim.crag-chaderton@ myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT, By /s/ Deputy Clerk, (Court Seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. DIVISION: 07/ DAWSON CASE NO: DP16-751 IN THE INTEREST OF: H.B. DOB: 12/27/2011, J.S. DOB: 05/25/2014. MINOR CHILDREN SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Alexa Pruette, Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child. You are

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to appear before the Honorable Daniel Dawson, Circuit Judge, on Tuesday, April 24, 2018, at 9:00 a.m., at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 7th day of March, 2018. This summons has been issued at the request of: Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276, Attorney for the State of Florida. PLEASE CALL THE ATTORNEY AT (407) 317-7417 IF YOU HAVE ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS. CLERK OF COURT, BY: /s/ DEPUTY CLERK (court seal). NON-RESIDENT NOTICE CASE NO. 17-DM- 0620 In the Chancery Court for Washington County at Jonesborough Tennessee LINDSEY VICTORIA ROMPA vs. JAY JEFFREY LEE In this cause, it appearing from the Complaint, which is sworn to, that the Defendant, JAY JEFFREY LEE is a non-resident of the State of Tennessee, it is ordered by me that publication be made for four successive weeks, as required by law, in the Orlando Weekly, a newspaper published in Orlando Florida in Orange County, notifying said non-resident Defendant to file an answer with Plaintiff’s Attorney at the following address, MATTHEW BETTIS, 100 Med Tech Parkway, Ste. 110 within 30 days from the last date of publication, exclusive of said last date of publication, or a judgment by default may be entered and the cause set for hearing ex parte as to him. Dated: 2/28/2018. /s/Sarah Lawson, Clerk and Master, /s/Lora Eldridge, Deputy Clerk and Master. NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Lucas Castro, of 7327 Grotto Ave, Orlando, FL 32812, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Orlando Tigers It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Orlando Tigers” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 3/7/2018

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NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Kirkman-600 S Kirkman Rd-Orlando 4/4/18 6050 Gregory Garner 5027 Larnie White 6051 Allison Jackson 1036 Laurie Walwyn 3043 Nichola Boyd 6015 Keith Jenkins 3103 Sharon Jordan 1020 Sherline Ulysse 2102 Lakesha Wright 3061 Fredrick Johnson 3037 Shabiki Dann 6011 Ruth Brown 1009 Joyce Trimble 2130 Quan Miller 1086 Arnold Cowrd 6053 John Chameli 2103 Karen Dunbar 3011 Gina Van Epps 3069 Shania Shaw 3003 Frederick Dauley 1055 Romean Hamzehloui 1031 Laurie Walwyn 1015 Karen Smith 2111 Carla Holmes Uhaul Ctr Orange Ave-3500 S Orange Ave- Orlando 4/4/18 AA6200G Richard Fragel 2127 Craig Felder 1110Ivette Lopez 1062 Brian Margolis AA0252G Richard Fragel AA7551F Richard Fragel 2135 Kristen Steavens AA2202B Richard Fragel AA5853B Richard Fragel 1415 Kyung Il Kim 1153 Ayla Harris Uhaul Ctr Baldwin Park- 4001 E Colonial Drive -Orlando 4/4/18C149 Frank Anderson B209 Anthony Gallippi AA1634E Aaron Hochman F104 Govanni Estremera B160 Ann Gallagher AA6069G Aaron Hochman D167 Jerry Blankenship C177 Ann Gallagher D169 Pamela Saffran D138 Adam Ardekani AA8468F Aaron Hochman D125 Elyssa Baity D106 Anna McKinnes Uhaul Ctr Goldenrod-508 N Goldenrod Rd - Orlando 4/4/18 429 Leanna Rosario 221 Adrain Robinson 241 Vanessa Baez 518 Fritchie Bayan 714 Helen Bissoon Uhaul Ctr Alafaya-11815 E Colonial Drive-Orlando 4/4/18 1116 Blake Cagle 1504 Daniyel Rodriguez 1429 Carlos Longmire 1015 Amanda Salmanca 1222 Glenn Winkleman 1114 Jose Vega. NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and

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RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Clermont-13650 Granville Ave-Clermont 4/11/18 1174 Rudolph Estrada 1193 Jacquetta Romain AA5649D Toni Bridges Uhaul Ctr Ocoee-11410 W. Colonial Drive- Ocoee 4/11/18 336771 Janice Okoye 2379-83 Laura Allen 1575 Khalilah Martin 1548 Latica Sizemore 3433 Shannon Holtslander 2382 Richard Bascoe Uhaul Stg Haines City-3307 Hwy 17-92 W- Haines City 4/11/18 H0925 Oscar Hernandez G0768 Angie Johnson G0771 George Gambino E0515 Claude Laguerre G0806 Geraldine Anderson F0634 Bill Kent Uhaul Ctr Hunters Creek-13301 S. Orange Blossom Trail-Orlando 4/11/18 1600 Melissa Viala 1053 Marckenson Gabriel 1062 Jessica Vega 3068 Shelley Bullard Uhaul Stg Gatorland- 14651 Gatorland Dr- Orlando 4/11/8 567 Zenaida Arroyo 550 Leah Mcqueary 458 Molly Garashko 447 Elizabeth Paradas 505 Kimberly Butler 537 Elaine Catoe 561 Anthony Smith 731 Kimberly Butler 1140 Kasa Panzu 368 John Eustace 316 Jeff Zellerkraut 208 Marsh Levitt 843 Stevette Lasure 442 Jennifer Conyers 776 Tyson Cornelison. Notice of Public Auction for monies due on storage units located at U-Haul company facilities. Storage locations are listed below. All goods are household contents or miscellaneous and recovered goods. All auctions are hold to satisfy owner’s lien for rent and fees in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self-Storage Act, Sections 83.806 and 83.807. The auction will start at 8:00 a.m. on April 5, 2018 and will continue until all locations are done: U-Haul Moving and Storage of Maitland, 7803 North Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32810; L55 Denice Jackson $534.83, E26 David van Gelder $723.75 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Apopka, 1221 E Semoran Blvd, Apopka, FL 32703; 1316 Daniel hitchcock $909.35, 1141 Crystal Villamil $494.52, 1218 Ashley Ciuzio $718.50 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Altamonte Springs, 598 West Highway 436, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714; E115 Joseph williams $860.60, B108 Diana Simmons Wright $817.80 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Semoran, 2055 N Semoran Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792; 2264 Jonnathan Neco $700.11 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Lake Mary, 3851 S Orlando Ave, Sanford, FL 32773; 2531 Allan Garon $326.30, 1530 Steve Williams $655.94, 1474 Samuel Long $373.62, 2553 Renitra Jarrells $389.67, 2542-46 Serena Walsh $398.30, 1452 Gator Construction $336.48, 1232 Rosa Scala- Rodriguez $341.82 U-Haul Moving and Storage at

Rinehart, 1811 Rinehart Road, Sanford, FL 32771; 2111 Amanda Perri $600.79, 4138 Robert Hall $736.35. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on the following dates at 10:00 a.m. at 10850 COSMONAUT BLVD ORLANDO, FL 32824, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. APRIL 2, 2018 4A3AA46G5YE070067 2000 MITSUBISHI APRIL 4, 2018 1HGCG564XWA253928 1998 HONDA Notice Of Public Sale Personal property of the following tenants will be sold for cash to satisfy rental liens in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self Storage Facility Act, Sections 83-806 and 83-807. Contents may include kitchen, household items, bedding, toys, games, boxes, barrels, packed cartons, furniture, trucks, cars, etc. There is no title for vehicles sold at lien sale. Owners reserve the right to bid on units. Lien sale to be held online ending Wednesday, March 21, 2018 at times indicated below. Viewing and bidding will only be available online at www.storagetreasures. com beginning 5 days prior to the scheduled sale date and time! Also visit www.personalministorage. com/Orlando-FL- storage-units/ for more info. Personal Mini Storage Edgewater-6325 Edgewater Dr Orlando, FL 32810-at 11:30 am: 0025 Angel Alfredo Vega, AVR Woodworks LLC, 0108 Ana Larrieux, 0209 Isaiah Demarcus Brown, 0324 Haroldo Alfonso Plata Miro, No Limit Carpet Care, 0506 Martin Anibal Vasquez Moreta, 0528 Andy Anioce, 0709 Gerodney Antionio Barnes, All For One, 0711 Kimberly Ann Hudson, 0748 Marianne Wittels, 0910 Brenda Wu, 1017 Jeremy Curtis Rydenbark, 1110 Ranessa C Lane, 1214 Valerie Rose Van Horn, 1229 Charlotte Ann Bruce, 1230 Charlotte Ann Bruce, 1326 Renee Smith Macon, 1327 Connie Askam Lettieri, 1332 Coleta Lorraine Williams, 1715 Jeffery Michael Allen, 2102 Nimely James Harris, Sun Trust Bank, VIN: 2C3LA63H86H417924, 2006 Chrysler 300 Personal Mini Storage Forest City Rd-6550 Forest City Rd Orlando, FL 32810-at 12:00 pm: 1059 Tamara Nichole Joiner, 1088 Heather Lynn Horne, 1095 D Adreinne Chardonnet Postell, 2038 Desmond Lennox Soanes, 2076 Melinda S Arroyo, 3035 Craig Joseph Bradshaw, 3167 Shaun Williams, 3223 Nichalos Sanchaz Lane, 3280 Donald

Matthew Thompson, 4047 Victoria Lynn Morris, 4055 Danic Jackson, 4058 Joshua Edward Smith, 4123 Jacqueline Mincey, 5034 Rayshard Elijah Brinson, 5053 Trevaughn Javaruss Williams, 5066 Cameron Campbell, 6017 Brittany Lynn Rendon. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE Personal property of the following tenants will be sold for cash to satisfy rental liens in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self Storage Facility Act, Sections 83-806 and 83-807. Contents may include kitchen, household items, bedding, toys, games, boxes, barrels, packed cartons, furniture, trucks, cars, etc. There is no title for vehicles sold at lien sale. Vehicles sold “as is” and for parts only. Owners reserve the right to bid on units. Lien sale to be held online ending Wednesday, March 28, 2018 at times indicated below. Viewing and bidding will only be available online at www.storagetreasures. com beginning 5 days prior to the scheduled sale date and time! Also visit www.personalministorage. com/ Orlando-FL-storage-units/ for more info. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE FORSYTH - 2875 FORSYTH RD. WINTER PARK, FL 32792 - AT 10:00AM: #206-Cerenity Stalls; #208-Witlan Saint Hilaire; #308-Elizier Torres; #363-Lauren S Stevens; #241-Alberto Centeno Rivera; #335- Joseph Thomas Greene II; #383-Fabio A LinaresMuller; #487- Lee West MICHIGAN MINI STORAGE - 200 W. MICHIGAN ST ORLANDO, FL 32806 - AT 10:30AM: #35 Dashid Williams Ray’s Fashions; #56 Justin Wahr; #186-Francine Franklin PERSONAL MINI STORAGE LAKE FAIRVIEW - 4252 N ORANGE BLOSSOM TR. ORLANDO FL 32804 - AT 11:00AM: #366-Brown, Avalon; #604- Gillis, Tovah Chanell; #606-Morrison, Brian Auer; #808-MCCRIMMON, Cornelius Grant; #1101 Smith, Andrade Bernard - Smith, Mary Santifer - 1990 White 4D Toyota Camry Deluxe VIN# 4T1SV21E9LU134854 Tag# 012TLK; PERSONAL MINI STORAGE WEST - 4600 OLD WINTER GARDEN RD. ORLANDO FL 32811 AT 11:30AM: #10-Vince Delrenard Brown; #81-Chris Lampret; #114-Fabienne Bruno; #136- Jennifer Witt; #200-Terry Allen Beden; #224- Bredrick Antonio Golston; #246- Luiz Jose Antonio Filho; #266-Glorisia Lauture; #348-Kecia Renee Davis; #362-Flora Mateo Gonzalez; #402- Natasha Sherika Douglas, #406- Dina Petro; #448- Ronald Smith; #451- Elsinly Charlestin; #476- Anthony Rogers Hills; #527-Crystal Taneesha Jones; #533-Crystal Taneesha Jones; #588- Brenda Brown; #618-Tyrone Fields; #641-Tyrone Fields; #649- Shawanna Fladger; #724 - Frenel David, Scholastic Book Fair Inc, 1993 Mitsubishi Truck VIN # JW6HFN1E2PK000010 Tag # B7622B.


NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE Pursuant to Florida Statue 713.78 on March 25, 2018 AT 9:00 am Auto Towing & Repair, 238 N. Cottage Hill Rd., Orlando, FL 32805, will sell the following vehicle(s) sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no titles. Terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. 1G1GZ37ZXFR196438 1985 CHEV. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE Pursuant to Florida Statue 713.78 on March 27, 2018 AT 9:00 am Auto Towing & Repair, 238 N. Cottage Hill Rd., Orlando, FL 32805, will sell the following vehicle(s) sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no titles. Terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. 1G1AT58H997293963 2009 CHEV. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the locations indicated: on March 28th, 2018 at 1:30 PM at 5753 Hoffner Ave, Orlando, FL, 32822 (407) 212-5890, Sandra Ivelisse Rivers rios- Household goods, Angel Bruno-Household goods, Ashley Taber -Household goods, Rosalba Cruisostomo- Household goods, Maria Calderon - Household goods, Jahroy Sackey- Household goods, Julia Charlene Cleveland- Household goods, Michelle Knight- Household goods, Adrian Robinson- Household goods, Mariano Solis- Household goods, Jeannie Verite- Household goods, Alvin James- household goods, Jose Ramirez- Household goods, Sergio Armando Luna- House hold goods, Geronimo Ventura- Household goods. 3:00 PM location: 11261 Narcoossee Orlando FL, 32822 Raymond HumpheryBedroom Bed 4:30 PM location: 13125 S. John Young Parkway Orlando, FL. 32837 (407)5167005 Linda Kranert-Household goods, Arturo Vargas-Household items, Bobby Brooks Jr- Household items, Kaitlin Bell-Home items, Tyana Harland-Household items, Esmeralda Frias-Household items. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facilities in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that Mindful Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following times and locations:

March 20th, 2018 at 2:00 p.m. at the Mindful Storage facility located at: 900 Cypress Pkwy. Kissimmee, Fl. 34759 (321) 732-6032 The personal goods stored therein by the following: #J203- Furniture, #H213-House Holds, #G201-House Holds, #D220-House Holds, #C104House Holds, #2151-House Holds, #2127-Furniture, #2104- Boxes, #2089-House Holds, #2055-House Holds, #2042-House Hold, #1122-House Hold, #1109- Food & Water. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Mindful Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction at the storage facilities listed below, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: March 29th, 2018 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 9:30a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5603 Metrowest Blvd. Orlando, FL 32811 (407) 445-0867 #02085-Mauricio Brandini- household items #02100-Yvonne Whitepersonal, household items #08004 Tammi Griffin- personal property #02211 Martha Hussey-boxes, bags #05036 Joseph Williamsbeds, furniture, boxes #02035 Renee Williams-household furniture, items, etc #04030 Dave Ogeris- bedrooms, living, dining rooms furniture, boxes, misc items #07027 Diana Morris-table, chairs, mattresses, boxes, misc items. 11:00a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5592 L. B. McLeod Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-2709 #451 Robert Lauenstein -Household goods #145 Ten 55 Productions – Household goods, #249 Hillary West- 2 bedroom apt, #538 Leonardo Ajala Household goods, #438 Arturo Silva household goods. 12:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located 4601 S Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL. 32839 (407) 630-9395: 0J019Mona Guillaume Bags,Chair,Toys0C058 Bruce Eric Shawen, personal items-0C038 Marie Louis J Petit Fond, Household goods0I045 Louis Agenor Lourdes, boxes- 0H056 Krystal Wilson, furniture and personal items0C013 Aryantee FORT, furniture and personal items- 0A011 Desner Abraham, furniture and personal items. 1:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 3501 S. Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL. 32839 (407)839-5518: #1003 Tina Yvette Williams mattress, household items, #1029 An-

gel Santo Linares Olea household items, #1031 Roslyn Scott household items, beds, #2069 Cheletta Harty clothes,box,#3019 LaVisha Culbreth household goods, #3032 Eric Harris household items, #3078 Kimberly Roman bags, clothing, #3107 Daphney JeanFrancois furniture, boxes,#4040 Jeremy Timot household items. 3:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1420 N Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32804 (407) 3128736 #577 Kelly Greene Furniture and files, #463 Michael Parker Household Goods. 4:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1001 Lee Rd. Orlando, FL 32810 (407) 489-3742 #3036 Depusoir TraceyHousehold Goods, #3084 Edward Gromling-Household Goods, #3034 Eugene D. Nathan-boxes totes, #2097 Bobbie Jacksonboxes bicycle, #1077 Linda DurreDesk Boxes household goods, #1030 Carlos Maruri-boxes and personal goods, #1122 Melissa Lounge Moren-boxes and small furniture and a rug, #3000 Tangela Harrell-table tvs totes boxes personal items, #2091 Gregory Bell- Household Goods, #4120 Joshua Evans- Household Goods. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction at the storage facilities listed below, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: March 30th, 2018 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 9:30a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 2631 E Semoran Blvd. Apopka, FL 32703 (407) 408-7437 #1304-Phyllis Reed- Boxes, furniture #1307-Rubi DavidsonFurniture, boxes #1513-Robert Frank-Household items #1709Greg Cozart- Household items. 10:30a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 831 N Park Ave. Apopka, FL 32712 (407) 450- 0345 #2021 Amanda Khoury Couch, TV, Bags, Boxes, Clothes, Picture Frame, Vacuum Cleaner #1100- D Roy Saldana Mirror, Boxes, Bookshelf, Stroller. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: Pursuant to Florida Statute 713.78 on APRIL 9, 2018 at 8am, Mike’s Towing, 3141 Sharpe Rd., Apopka, FL will sell the following vehicle(s): 2004 DODGE VIN #1B3ES56C54D596379. Seller reserves the right to bid and to refuse any/all bids. Sold as is, no warranty. Terms Cash. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: Pursuant to Florida Statute 713.78 on APRIL 15, 2018 at 8am, Mike’s Towing, 3141 Sharpe Rd., Apopka, FL will sell the following vehicle(s):1985 CHRYSLER VIN #1C3BC55E9FG283245 and 2002 BUICK VIN #3G5DA03E62S583389. Seller reserves the right to bid and to refuse any/ all bids. Sold as is, no warranty. Terms Cash. NOTICE OF SALE NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property under The Florida Self Storage Facility Act Statutes (Section 83.801-83.809). The undersigned will sell at public sale by competitive bidding on, Thursday, March 22nd, 2018 at 10:00 AM, on lockerfox.com said property has been stored and which are located at: iStorage, 3400 Forsyth Rd, Winter Park FL 32792 Name, Unit #, Contents: Kapiszka, Kevin - 492 - furniture, Shelving, boxes, totes, bags, Bar stools, Bicycle, Printer, Electronics, speakers, Tools, Lamps, chest, HHG Purchases must be paid for at the time of purchase by cash only. All purchased items are sold as is, where is, and must be removed at the time of the sale. Sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between owner and obligated party. Dated this 7th day of March and 14th day of March, 2018. NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 1999 Chevy VIN# 1G1NE52MXXY156331 2009 Kia VIN# KNAFE221395647566 2014 Nissan VIN# 3N1AB7AP0EL694737 1995 Mazda VIN# JM1BA1414S0101107 2002 Saa VIN# YS3EH49G523039036 2007 Nissan VIN# 1N4BA41E17C848605 1995 Nissan VIN# JN1CA21D4ST054574 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on March 28, 2018 at 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC

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NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 1FTVX125X5NA40788 2005 FORD To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on March 23, 2018, 238 N Cottage Hill Road, Orlando, FL 32805 All Auto Towing, INC.

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Design Tool Development System Engineer for Siemens Energy, Inc. (Orlando, FL) dev of gas trbne dsgn tools incl all phses of dev life cycle. Req PhD in Aerspce Eng, Mech Eng or rel + 1 yr exp in job offd or acc alt occ. Alt, empl wll accpt Mast in abv-lstd flds + 3 yrs exp in job offd or acc alt occ or Bach in abv-lstd flds + 5 yrs exp in job offd or acc alt occ. Fll trm of exp w/: srve as tech lead fr intrntnl teams to dev gas trbne dsgn apps incl Usr Exp, frnt- & bck-end dsgn; systm eng & optmztn; Pythn & Tcl/Tk prgrmmng lnguags & Linux; trbo mchnry cmpnnt dsgn; gas trbne Mltdscplnry Dsgn & Optmztn; tech prtflio optmztn fr cmplx systms. Up to 20% trvl req. Mail rsms Michael Kellermann, Siemens Corp, 3850 Quadrangle Blvd., MS: HRS-144, Orlando, FL 32817. Ref MK/JV. Must be authrzed to wrk in US prmnntly.

Project Engineer for Siemens Energy, Inc. (Orlando, FL) resp for all aspcts of gdng & prfrmng erctn & cmmssnng actvts of Siemens Cmbnd Cycle Pwr Plnts. Req Bach* in Eng or rel + 2 yrs exp in job offd or acc alt occ. Mst hva 2 yrs exp in fllwng sklls: hw to erct lrge Gas Trbnes; hw to erct lrge Gnrtrs; hw to erct lrge Gas Trbne & Gnrtr auxliary equpmnt; hw to cmmssn Gas Trbns; hw to cmmssn Gnrtrs; cnstrctn indstry prctcs & stndrds; hw to intrprt & undrstnd ismtrc, prcss & instrmnt & elec dsgn drwngs; advncd knwldge of dstrbtd cntrl systms. Apprx 90% dom & intl trvl req. *Empl wll accpt 3 yr dgree or cmbntn of dgrees or dplms as meetng Bach req. Mail rsms Michael Kellermann, Siemens Corp, 3850 Quadrangle Blvd., MS: HRS-144, Orlando, FL 32817. Ref MK/JD. Must be authrzed to wrk in US prmnntly.

Financial Manager: To assess & eval fin’l performance of organizat’n. Provide insight & recommendat’ns to both shortterm & long-term growth plan of organizat’n. Id, acquire & implement systs & s/w to provide critical fin’l & operational info. Create & establish yrly fin’l objectives that align w/the co’s plan for growth & expansion. Select & engage consultants, auditors & investors. Id & anlyz merger & acquisition. Recruit, interview & hire finance, acctg & payroll staff as rqd. Manage cash flow planning process & ensure funds availability. Oversee cash, investments & asset mgmt area. Manage prep & supprt of all external audits. Req’s Bachelor’s in Finance, Economics or Accouting & 2yrs of exp. Mail resume to Luis Sinelli at Magic Development, LLC, 121 S Orange Ave, Ste 850, Orlando, FL 32801.

Software Developer: To dvlp internal applics using following languages: PHP 5 & 7, Oriented Objt, iOS, mySQL, jQuery, MongoDB, PostgresSQL, Javascript, CSS3, React, NodeJS, Write efficient MySQL. Coord execution of projts to ensure compliance w/budget, qual & schedule. Manage Dbase Srvrs. Confer w/project staff to id & resolve issues. Create Integrat’ns Btwn 3rd Party Srvces using: RestAPI, XML, WSDL, Create custom webservices to Partners use our Reservation Syst over OTA, Create whitelabel solutions to Sales Team in Brazil, Dvlp & maintain sales applic. Maintenance in our Legacy Systs, Linux Srvrs, LoadBalance, Failover, Backup srvrs. Req’s Bachelor’s Deg in Comp Sci & 2 yrs of exp. in Info Technology. Mail resume to Luis Sinelli at Magic Development, LLC, 121 S. Orange Ave, Ste 850, Orlando, FL 32801.

INSTRUCTIONAL COORDINATOR (Orlando, FL) Plan & conduct teacher train’g progs & conferences deal’g w/ classroom procedures, instructional materials & equipmt’s, & tracing aids; confer w/the instructors to

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