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FOOD + DRINK

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Great live music rattles Orlando every night

15 Tapas and tipples

A profile of Pulse Nightclub shooting victim Miguel Ángel Honorato

Inviting Spanish joint Bulla Gastrobar livens things up at Lakeside Crossing

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15 Tip Jar

News you need to know but may have missed in the past week

8 Informed Dissent Obama wasn’t a perfect president, but he was always a good man. We won’t be so fortunate with the next guy

MUSIC 26 Picks This Week

7 Pulse: In Memoriam

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26 Spitting that pressure Fiery hip-hop supergroup Run the Jewels kick back and watch the world burn on new album RTJ3

Hunger Street Tacos is in soft opening, the Farmacy opens in the North Quarter Market, plus more in our weekly food roundup

27 This Little Underground Orlando sees the full spectrum of rap, from Abstract Rude to Riff Raff

16 Bar Exam Touristan’s Player 1 Video Game Bar gives everyone something to toast to

19 Recently Reviewed Short takes on restaurants we’ve visited recently

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23 Of gender and generation 20th Century Women examines the changing roles of men and women

34 Selections

“Liberal Redneck” Trae Crowder talks about Southern stereotypes, comedy in the age of Trump, and this weekend’s Orlando Indie Comedy Fest

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36 The Week

13 Live Active Cultures

Movies playing this week: The Founder, Split, xXx: The Return of Xander Cage and more

10 We’ll have the last laugh

A couple of sad departures are balanced out by two artful additions to Central Florida’s attractions

Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

37 Down the Road

24 On Screens in Orlando

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IN MEMORIAM: THE ORLANDO 49 Every week between now and the one-year anniversary of the Pulse Nightclub shootings, Orlando Weekly will profile a person killed on June 12, 2016. This week: Miguel Ángel Honorato After years of hard work, Miguel Ángel Honorato and his family were enjoying the fruits of their American dream.

His parents, Paulina and Alex Honorato, told the news program Aquí y Ahora on Univision that they traveled from Guerrero, Mexico, with their children to cross the U.S. border in search of a better life and settled in Apopka. They didn’t know English or have jobs, so the family decided to sell tacos in front of theme parks to make ends meet. Their eight children helped them run their taco truck, including Miguel Ángel, who made tortillas and ran the cash register. After decades of work, the Honoratos now own several businesses, including Tortilleria La Mexicana in Orlando and FajitaMex, a catering business, all of which Miguel Ángel helped manage.

“Nothing was hard for him,” his mother says. “He was always able to get everything.

He wasn’t afraid of anything.”

His wife, Minerva Honorato, told Aquí y Ahora she met her husband when they were in high school. Together they had three children, and Miguel Ángel was a doting 30-year-old father who helped plan birthday parties.

“He was always happy and making jokes,” she said. “He was a really good dad, and he was always on top of the kids. When I started working, he’s the one who would take care of the them.”

The last time she saw her husband he told her he was going to the store. Hours later, police officers informed her Miguel Ángel had been invited by some friends to Pulse and died during the mass shooting on June 12.

His siblings remembered him on Facebook as a hard-working person who loved soccer and having a good time.

“I can’t face the fact that my blood brother is gone,” his brother Enrique Ezequiel Honorato wrote. “I’m never going to forget you. May your soul rest in peace.”

His other brother, Jose Honorato, writes that he was “always as one” with Miguel Ángel.

“Love you brother,” he writes. “Always in my heart and mind.”

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Orlando says goodbye to a lot this week: two fallen police officers, the Sausage Castle, the “anti-mall” and, possibly, affordable health care. »

Two local officers laid to rest after being killed in the line of duty: Orlando Police Master Sgt. Debra Clayton was gunned down early last week in front of a Walmart by a murder suspect she was chasing. Police say the suspect, Markeith Loyd, is also accused of killing his pregnant ex-girlfriend, Sade Dixon, in December. On the same day as Clayton’s death, another tragedy struck when Deputy First Class Norman Lewis, a former University of Central Florida football player working with the Orange County Sheriff’s Office, was killed in a car accident while responding to the manhunt for Loyd. As of Monday morning, Loyd remains at large. Police are offering a reward of $100,000 for information that leads to his capture.

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Fire destroys the infamous Sausage Castle in Osceola County: Investigators say a suspicious fire burned the St. Cloud home known for raunchy parties, hot tubs, stripper poles and a notorious collection of sex toys to the ground.

The house had been vacant for several months and didn’t have electricity after infamous tenant Mike Busey moved out. Osceola County had hit the property with an onslaught of code violations and over $1 million in unpaid fines last year.

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Artegon Marketplace closes for good: Orlando’s “Anti-Mall” and all its quirky indie retailers are shutting down by Jan. 26, though outlying retail spaces, like Bass Pro Shop and Cinemark Theater, will remain open. The mall’s owner, Lightstone Group, put the property up for sale last August and says in a statement it’s taking Artegon in a “new direction.”

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U.S. Sen. Marco Rubio votes to end Obamacare without clear replacement: Florida’s junior senator and his fellow Republicans joined together in the middle of the night last week not for a friendly sleepover, but to gut the Affordable Care Act without offering a clear replacement to the 20 million Americans who now have health insurance under the law. The New York Times reports that in a 1:30 a.m. vote, the Senate approved, 51-48, a budget resolution to let Republicans start dismantling Obamacare without “the threat of a Democratic filibuster.” Florida led all other states in people trying to get health coverage under the Affordable Care Act with 1.3 million enrollees by December last year. mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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THANKS, OBAMA

petulantly, on Twitter, raging about “fake news” and Nazi Germany. The next day, he held a press conference – his first in We won’t know what we had ’til it’s gone months – in which he declined to take a question from CNN while calling on the white-nationalist propaganda outfit At noon Friday, we embark on a later, Buzzfeed published a lurid, 35-page Breitbart, refused to release his taxes or brave new era of the American experi- dossier of that alleged information com- divest from his business empire, showed ment, one that will see a billionaire piled by an ex-British spy, all of it with a stunning ignorance of basic policy matdeveloper-cum-reality-TV star claim the a titillating admixture of the salacious ters, and patted himself on the back for most important office in the world, having and the unverified. (Any Trump-related turning down a $2 billion foreign business risen to this political pinnacle on a wave document with the words “Russian prosti- venture, all while his staffers served as an of conspiracy theories and racial grievanc- tutes” and “golden showers” is guaranteed applause section.

Whatever presidential looks like, this es, of outlandish rhetoric and shamelessly to make Twitter lose its shit.)

As everyone fixated as the president- ain’t it. impossible promises, of proud ignorance And then there’s Barack Obama, the first and prouder mendacity, of shameless gas- elect’s purported kinks and/or revenge lighting and open authoritarianism. This fantasies, the underlying point got buried: black president, who over the last decade is a frightening moment in our history, set The intelligence community was taking has been accused of – among many other things – faking upon us by an anachronistic electoral sys- at least somewhat his birth certifitem, Russian (and FBI) meddling, a cowed seriously claims cate (by Trump) media that too often prized access over that, not only did OBAMA WASN’T A PERFECT and murdering truth-telling and, let’s be honest, a large Russia interfere PRESIDENT, BUT HE WAS someone to cover swath of the electorate that failed to realize in the election to ALWAYS A GOOD MAN. up that fakery boost Trump, but it was being played. (also by Trump); Yes, we’re living in a Black Mirror epi- Trump surrogates WE WON’T BE SO been subjected may have been sode. Yes, it’s terrifying.

FORTUNATE WITH to all manner of But before we get there, I wanted to communicating THE NEXT GUY. open contempt reflect on the legacy of the president with Russian offifrom conservative Donald Trump will replace – and, more cials throughout groups, officials campaign. personally, what Barack Obama means to the me. And there’s no better way to do that Later came reports from the BBC and and media outlets, much of it tinged with than to compare the two men, and no bet- The Guardian that said U.S. intelligence racism; and whose administration was ter way to do that than to look at a 24-hour operatives had repeatedly sought – and, in obstructed at every turn by power-mad October, apparently secured – FISA war- GOP leaders and right-wing ideologues. period starting last Tuesday evening.

Early that evening, Jan. 10, CNN rants to look at potential links between And yet he handled all of this with uncanpublished a report indicating that intel- Trumpland and the Kremlin. The next ny grace, undeniable dignity and unsullied ligence officials had briefed both Trump day, the director of national intelligence optimism, with nary a significant scandal and Obama on claims that the Russian released a statement confirming CNN’s anywhere in his orbit. For this, he’s been rewarded with high approval ratings and a government may have compromising report, while lamenting that it leaked.

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Obama went to Chicago last Tuesday night to give a farewell address, a long, poignant, emotional speech. There was self-aggrandizement, sure – an extended riff on his administration’s successes to the adulation of an adoring crowd. And there were some not-so-subtle rebukes to Trumpism and its inherent derision of the other. But most of the speech was a love letter to democracy, a bookend to his 2004 Democratic National Convention speech: America’s potential, he said, “will only be realized if our democracy works.

Only if our politics reflects the decency of our people. Only if all of us, regardless of our party affiliation or particular interest, help restore the sense of common purpose that we so badly need right now.”

“Our Constitution,” he continued, “is a remarkable, beautiful gift. But it’s really just a piece of parchment. It has no power on its own. We, the people, give it power – with our participation and the choices we make. Whether or not to stand up for our freedoms. Whether or not we respect and enforce the rule of law. America is no fragile thing. But the gains of our long journey to freedom are not assured.”

It was a call to action, a call to vigilance, a call to engagement – a call to the best parts of our natures to fight to preserve the best parts of our union, to think critically and put ourselves in other people’s shoes, to rise above reflexive ideology and pervasive incivility. It was stirring and affecting and, well, fundamentally decent.

That’s the thing about Obama that’s stuck with me over the last eight years, that I suspect we’ll soon all miss: As much as I sometimes disagreed with, say, his tendencies toward secrecy and surveillance or his Charlie-Brown-kicking-the-football obsession with the bipartisanship unicorn, there was always an underlying decency about the man.

That’s not to say his presidency wasn’t accomplished. He took a country fractured by two long-running wars and an economic crisis and slowly rebuilt it.

On virtually every metric, the country is stronger today than it was eight years ago.

It’s healthier, wealthier and more respected. And while there are still mountains to climb – economic inequality and criminal justice reform, for starters – Obama did, in a very real sense, make America great again. (Sorry, Donald.)

Obama wasn’t a perfect president, but he was sometimes a great one – and he was always a good man. We won’t be so fortunate with the next guy. @jeffreybillman on Twitter feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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he Orlando Indie Comedy fully underserved in the media. “For a lot Fest achieved a lot in its first of these people at our shows in the South, two years of existence, but there’s a feeling of like, ‘Ah, finally! Finally the thing that may solidify its there’s someone who sounds like me, or reputation for selecting top sounds like my daddy, who isn’t a fucking up-and-coming talent is its early cham- racist, idiot piece of shit.’ Because that’s all pioning of Knoxville, Tennessee’s Trae you ever, ever see for the most part.”

That demographic – Southerners with Crowder.

The 30-year-old comedian was intro- left-leaning politics – is so underrepresentduced to Orlando audiences during the ed, in fact, that Crowder consistently runs festival’s first iteration in 2014. When he into people from outside the region who returned in 2015, festival organizers went have trouble believing that it’s a common out of their way to give him the opening thing. “When we are in California, or in slot for festival headliner Eddie Pepitone. the Pacific Northwest or the Northeast or “That was one of the better sets I’ve had, wherever, we’ll talk to some people who, maybe ever,” says Crowder when speak- like, it is very clear that they think that we ing to us in late 2016. “As I was walking are like unicorns. Before they found out about me, they didn’t off, Pepitone grabbed think there was anyme and was like ‘You’re ORLANDO INDIE body like that. And now too fucking funny. How COMEDY FEST they think it’s just me the fuck am I supposed Thursday-Sunday, Jan. 19-22 and my buddies.” to follow that?’ He was multiple locations The success of his smiling. He was sayorlandoindiecomedy.com “Liberal Redneck” ing it good-naturedly. $40 persona has enabled So that was extremely Crowder to start a cool. That was a very well-received tour, the awesome night.”

Now, Crowder’s career is exploding. A wellRED Comedy Tour, with his writing series of Facebook videos he produced at partners Drew Morgan and Corey Ryan home went viral, pushing the self-styled Forrester. But Crowder cringes at compari“Liberal Redneck” into the public eye sons to Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable across the country. Shot mostly on his back Guy’s famous Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a porch on a cell phone, the videos featured comparison that relies on the same kind of Crowder’s humorous rants about political cultural conflation based on performers’ controversies like transgender bathroom accents that Crowder tries to combat. “I bills, LGBT rights and the Black Lives understand why people would immediately Matter movement, delivered in his natural think that. I get why it jumps out at people Southern drawl, but turning upside-down in that way,” says Crowder. “But my thing the cultural expectations of what a “red- has always been my thing, because it’s not really a ‘thing,’ it’s who I am. Genuinely. neck” position on those topics would be.

The videos struck a chord with millions And Cory and Drew are the same way.”

The trio didn’t set out with the intention of people due to Crowder presenting a point of view that was – and is – woe- of filling in a particular niche, but they have

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As in previous years, the Orlando Indie Comedy Fest comprises several showcases spread out between venues in the Milk District and Mills 50. It can be easy to get overwhelmed looking at the schedule to try to figure out what to hit, but here are some of the special shows we think are worth seeing.

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found an audience, quickly landing a book deal for The Liberal Redneck Manifesto: Draggin’ Dixie Outta the Dark, published this past October by Atria Books. Crowder himself is also set to star in and co-executive produce an as-yet-untitled television project for Fox via Party Down co-creator Rob Thomas’ Spondoolie Productions.

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t’s difficult to say whether Crowder and his compatriots would have had the success they’ve enjoyed over the past year if it weren’t an election year – and an uncommonly circuslike election year at that. But the 2016 election brought to light a lot of the disparity between the worldviews of typical city-dwelling liberals and rural conservatives, a fact that Crowder concedes probably helped his profile rise.

“Let me preface this by saying none of that is worth it to me, as far as I still wish Trump had lost. I’m still scared. But, I would be lying if I said that the current landscape of America doesn’t make me a little more relevant,” he says.

As a byproduct of being one of the only white, Southern liberals given any spotlight in the media, Crowder has found himself under misguided pressure to explain Donald Trump’s presidential victory. “I’ve already run into it a lot. Hell, when I was on Bill Maher, they told me that that was one of the main reasons they wanted to have me on was to talk about this,” he says. “To a lot of liberals in the rest of the country, I’m one of the ‘enemy,’ except that I agree with them. They want me to explain these people to them or whatever. ‘Why did this happen, why did this happen?’ You know, that sort of thing? I’m like a source for that now, apparently.”

Crowder has found that, though the left is certainly tolerant and open-minded when it comes to accepting people of other religions, ethnicities and sexual orienta-

tions, they still hold on to a lot of misguided stereotypes about the South. “To generalize – which is what they do to us, which I don’t appreciate – there’s undoubtedly a stereotype or a misunderstanding. You know what it is. They think the South is backwards, and filled with stupid people, and is more racist than the rest of the country. And I don’t think that’s true.” Citing a segment from Last Week Tonight With John Oliver, Crowder points out that recent studies on racial segregation in schools have shown that the South is actually the least segregated region of the country, while liberal stronghold New York City is the most.

“There’s some truth to some of it. But some of it is just not fuckin’ true. But those stereotypes still persist: racist, homophobic, stupid, Jesus freaks, slow, backwards … fat. All that shit. And again, my whole thing. I’ve never once tried to act like those people don’t exist down here. They do. It’s just they don’t represent the entire region.

They don’t represent me. And they don’t represent a whole bunch of the people I know. And they also just don’t represent the South, period. There’s a lot of awesome shit about the South. Those people exist, but there’s shitty people everywhere.”

And while there are just as many harmful stereotypes about liberals from the conservative side, it seems that the left isn’t quite as interested in changing minds. “They feel like [liberals] think they’re better than all of us, they think they’re smarter than all of us. They don’t care about us at all.

I think there’s some truth to all of that,” says Crowder. “A lot of liberals, they do care about people, generally speaking. But I don’t blame those people for feeling that way. I don’t agree with it, and I don’t think it’s helping … but I get it, though.”

Growing up in Celina, Tennessee, a town whose economy was decimated by the effects of NAFTA, Crowder has seen firsthand the working-class desperation that

The Underwear Show, brainchild of Atlanta comedian Joe Pettis, kicks off the festival this year at 7 p.m. Thursday, Jan. 19, at Will’s Pub. It’s pretty much exactly what it sounds like: a comedy showcase where all of the comics perform in their underwear, giving you just a little bit more to laugh at.

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Democrats overlooked in the 2016 election campaign. “The only time you ever hear anything about where I’m from, my home, where I grew up, it’s always bad,” says Crowder. “That whole ‘basket of deplorables’ thing with Hillary? I defended her a little when she said that, but that represented a larger thing. … A lot of liberals everywhere have acted this whole time like all these Trump voters in the South and mid-America are just racists and bigots and everything else. And again, not trying to act like that isn’t there. But it’s shitty to me to act like they don’t have some legitimate concerns.”

The center of Celina’s economy was a clothing factory, and when that closed, says Crowder, “my hometown is absolutely desolate now. It’s like 15 percent or more unemployment for 20 straight years. Crime and drug abuse, rape and shit skyrocketed.

It’s really, really bad. And there’s a lot of my hometowns in America.”

Straddling that split between blue and red America, Crowder hopes that his comedic perspective can help bridge the gap. In a political climate characterized by violent rhetoric, extreme polarization and an unyielding “us versus them” mentality, Crowder’s advice to people on both sides is simple.

“This is what I’ve told rednecks my whole life, when it comes to gay people or whatever else. Just sincerely try to imagine for one second that you were that person.

How do you think you’d feel about it? And if you still feel the way you do, then fine, whatever, you’re not gonna get there. But it’s just fuckin’ empathy, you know what I mean? And there’s very little of that on either side. Just listen to ’em.”

Of course, when asked what he thinks rednecks and liberals will actually do to come together, his answer is simpler: “Uh, not that.” tmccollum@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Austin, Texas, comedians Ella Gale and Katie Stone bring their showcase to Will’s later that night at 9 p.m. The co-hosts invite a few comedians to do a short set, then sit down with them and give them sex advice based on their set, kind of Loveline-style.

Friday’s festivities kick off in the middle of the day with the What a Joke showcase at noon at Barley & Vine. Scheduled to run during the presidential inauguration, this showcase is also a benefit for the ACLU, so bring any extra singles you have left over from the Underwear Show.

Headliner Trae Crowder’s showcase is at Will’s Pub at 8 p.m. Friday, followed by Mark Normand’s showcase at 10 p.m.

The Late Late Breakfast returns from Chicago again this year. Hosts Tyler Jackson and Danny Maupin put several comedians through the wringer with games and challenges that they have to complete while doing their set. It kicks off at 3 p.m. at Will’s Pub. If you’re into the idea of comedy game shows, stick around Will’s to catch the Rip-Off Show at 8 p.m. Hosted by New Orleans comedian Geoffrey Gauchet, the show combines stand-up sets with competitive trivia.

We Still Like You, a popular show from Chicago that’s also available in podcast form, invites comedians to tell their most embarrassing or confessional stories, who then get absolved with chants of “We still like you!” from the audience.

There’s often free drinks at these showcases to get the audience in a forgiving mood. The show kicks off at 8 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 21, at Spacebar.

Headliner Jackie Kashian’s showcase starts at 10 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 21, at Will’s Pub. Sunday, the hangover day, starts at 3 p.m. back at Will’s Pub for departing local comic Shaw Smith’s Shady Brunch showcase. Wish him well (or tell him he’s a garbage person, whatever) before he moves down to South Florida.

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BY SETH KUBERSKY NINJAGO WORLD OPENS AT LEGOLAND | PHOTO BY SETH KUBERSKY

My attempts to remain positive

in the face of the Trumpocalypse came under assault last week by two dispiriting departures. First, Artegon Marketplace, I-Drive’s experimental “anti-mall,” announced its imminent extinction as of Thursday, Jan. 26. Days later, while Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus was in the midst of an Orlando appearance highlighted by the debut of their first-ever female ringmaster, Feld Entertainment announced that the 146-year-old “Greatest Show on Earth” will fold forever in a few months.

I’m attempting to look on the bright side: Artegon’s superior Cinemark theater will remain open, and the Gods & Monsters collectibles shop is planning to relocate; Ringling’s controversial treatment of animals will now be a moot issue, perhaps clearing the way for Feld’s oncerumored acquisition by Disney. So in the spirit of “for every door that closes, a window opens,” let’s move forward with two artful additions to Central Florida’s attractions.

NINJAGO WORLD AT LEGOLAND

Last Thursday, Jan. 12, Winter Haven’s Legoland celebrated the debut of Ninjago World with a flock of Fuller House stars (including Jodie Sweetin), a flurry of high kicks from Dr. Phillips martial arts students and a blizzard of confetti. Based on the hit toy-turned-TV-series that’s soon to spawn a feature film, Legoland Florida’s latest expansion transformed a narrow strip behind its wooden coaster into an elegant Oriental garden crafted from plastic bricks.

Kid-sized interactive activities – such as dizzying “Spinjago” playground devices, horizontal climbing walls and a reflextesting arcade game – set the stage for the land’s centerpiece, a 3-D interactive dark ride designed by Triotech that is by far the most technologically advanced ride at the family-focused resort. Lego Ninjago the Ride builds on the legacy of shooting gal-

A couple of sad departures are balanced out by two artful additions to Central Florida’s attractions lery rides like Universal’s Men in Black and Disney’s Toy Story Mania by dispensing with the gun, and instead turning riders’ own hands into the input device. More than 100 computers are involved in tracking player movement, rendering millions of pixels in real time and projecting it onto both screens and sculpted sets.

With a theoretical capacity of 1,000 riders per hour, wait times for Ninjago were reasonable even on opening day. That’s good news, because firing kung-fu spells by waving your hands around it isn’t quite as intuitive as it sounds, and you’ll need at least a couple of trips to get the hang of it.

The different maneuvers advertised in the preshow are merely suggestions. Legoland Florida general manager Adrian Jones shared with me his preferred technique: Rest your elbow on the lap panel so that your hand sits at least 8 inches above the sensor and rapidly flick your fingers, making small adjustments to your aim.

Ninjago the Ride easily outdoes anything at Legoland Florida for sheer wow-factor, even if it isn’t on the level of an Orlando E-Ticket. The 3-D projections use dated polarized glasses, and the ride itself has no intelligible dialogue or storyline to speak of. However, none of that will matter to my ninja-obsessed nephew, who I expect will have to be dragged kicking and screaming out of the car.

EPCOT INTERNATIONAL FESTIVAL OF THE ARTS

On the other hand, I nearly had to be dragged away from my first-ever Walt Disney World press event, marking the debut of Epcot’s new Festival of the Arts event. Perhaps it’s the complimentary chocolate twist-topped Sidecars speak-

ing, but on first impression the Festival – which runs Fridays through Mondays through Feb. 20 – has elevated my expectations for Epcot’s food-centric festivals with superior presentations on both the stage and plate.

Take the $14 charcuterie palette served at the Masterpiece Kitchen kiosk near Canada. It requires 14 separate steps to assemble the cured duck breast, jellycrowned blue cheese, and other savory tidbits atop a faux-wooden board, making it the culinary equivalent of Rowan Atkinson’s gift-wrapped necklace from Love Actually. The end result looks, tastes and costs more like a fine-dining appetizer than a quick-service snack, as do many of the other offerings, from jumbo sea scallops garnished to resemble Renoir’s “Woman in a Hat” to whimsical Pop Art pop tarts.

Putting the Arts into the Festival are smartly curated seminars and exhibits honoring Disney’s artists both legendary (galleries of Herb Ryman and Mary Blair concept art) and living (work by Lynn Rippberger, Lon Smart and Kim Gromoll appeared over opening weekend). Live performances range from a Quebecois punk band and Grammy-winning producer/percussionist Archie Peña on outdoor stages to headlining Disney on Broadway Concerts that kicked off with Ashley Brown of Mary Poppins fame (through Sunday, Jan. 23), and will continue with New York stars Kerry Butler and Kevin Massey (Jan. 27 through Feb. 6).

Ordinarily, I’d be inclined to opine about how Disney has over-expanded Epcot’s seasonal event calendar, squeezing in this new festival between the Holiday and Flower & Garden fests with mere days before and after. Instead, Epcot’s Festival of the Arts has instantly shot near the top of my favorite annual attraction events. It won’t be a real replacement for Downtown Disney’s much-missed Festival of the Masters until it adds a folk art component, but these creative comestibles are worth an encore, even on my own dime. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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BY FAIYAZ KARA

You might notice a familiar face in the kitchen at Brandon McGlamery’s newly opened Luke’s Kitchen + Bar in Maitland: Henry Salgado is “temporarily helping out” at Luke’s. Henry and wife Michelle have sold their Spanish River Grill and are currently scoping out new locations in New Smyrna Beach for a new concept.

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potato chips, Serrano ham, potato foam and truffle oil – proved polarizing, truffle oil being a matter of strong opinion.

Of course, if grander plates are in the offing, you can do away with all that tapas business and settle for a board of jamón ibérico de bellota ($28) – the famous Inviting Spanish joint livens things up at Lakeside Crossing Spanish ham perfumed with subtle notes

BY FAIYAZ KARA of Fuck That’s Good! – and two rounds of Leonora cheese ($9), before digging into ooks like a frustrated some time working under Ferran Adrià at gratifying entrees like seafood paella ($39) Dracula.” “Nah, it’s a the legendary elBulli in Roses, Spain, as or red snapper ($27) fired in the charcoal oven. Arroz marinero ($28) takes a cue dolphin molesting a bas- well as with José Andrés at Bazaar Meat.

Dishes here don’t reach for the rarefied from Spanish chef Angel Leon by incorpoketball.” “Hope those aren’t metaphors.” And so began our foray heights of those two restaurants – the fare rating plankton into the deceptively filling into Bulla Gastrobar. Our comments were is quite traditional, and it’s also quite good. bomba rice dish, along with clams, shrimp, in reference to the gaudy fountain sculpture In our four visits since Bulla opened in late Spanish hake and sofrito verde. Superb.

Torrijas ($8), Spanishoutside the restaurant that seems to draw September, the favorable style French toast a fair bit of reaction from passers-by and weather has forced us drizzled with honey and stoppers-in. It stands, alit and a-gurgle, in onto the outdoor patio all BULLA GASTROBAR served with almondy stark contrast to the restaurant’s Moorish but once and, under star110 S. Orlando Ave., Winter Park turrón ice cream, is my exterior motif and woodsy interior, an inte- ry nights, we’ve marveled 321-214-6120 dessert of choice, though rior that’s refreshingly less prepossessing at the filling of jamónbullagastrobar.com I can’t knock the churros (though arguably louder) than most new specked bechamel in the $$$ ($8) nor the coconut flan croquetas ($10) and revrestaurants of the same caliber. with passion fruit sorbet The raucous and lively atmo is inten- eled in every bite of the tional – this is a tapas joint, after all – but grilled octopus salad ($19) in between sips ($8). Can’t knock the service either. On patrons are dazzled and wowed by the of sherry and Rioja. We’ve shared pintxos of this last visit, the bar ran out of the two mighty fine Spanish cuisine served out of charcoal-fired cumin-marinated pork ($9) Rioja reds offered by the glass, but in their this gastrobar’s cocina. At the helm is Felix dressed in mojo verde and Greek yogurt, stead, they offered us a glass from any of the Plasencia, former executive sous-chef of and fork-shared patatas bravas ($7) and bottle-only options of our choosing – we Bulla Gastrobar in Coral Gables. Plasencia garlic shrimp ($14) laced with guindilla pep- chose a lovely Bodega Eduardo Garrido, works closely with Bulla Coral Gables exec- pers between friends. Only “huevos Bulla” 2010 – compliments of the house. Booyah! utive chef Miguel Rebolledo, who spent ($10) – a fragrant mess of eggs, homemade fkara@orlandoweekly.com

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OPENINGS Hunger Street Tacos in the former BB Junction/4 Rivers building is currently in soft opening … The Farmacy, a grocery store specializing in local and organic produce and meats, has opened in the North Quarter Market …

Soda Jerks, an ice cream and hot dog concept, will open downtown later this winter … Big Kahuna’s Island Style Bowls, specializing in poke bowls, will open in the Willa Springs Village plaza in Winter Springs in late winter/early spring … Toll Road Brewing has an official home – 101 W. McKey Street in Ocoee. The brewery will open this fall … The Bakery Bar is serving up crème brûlée martinis and apple pie oldfashioneds downtown at 41 W. Church St. … Turkish restaurant Zeytin is open in College Park near the intersection of Edgewater and Fairbanks.

CLOSINGS CaddyShanks in Baldwin Park has closed … Ice cream and gelato joint Teal’s Twisted Bliss in Ivanhoe Village has softly served its last soft serve … Artegon Marketplace will shutter on Thursday, Jan. 26, and with it goes the planned Eat Street Food Hall. Sigh.

EVENTS College Park Organic Farmers Market goes every Sunday from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. in the Grounding Roots parking lot at 710 W. Princeton St. … The first Epcot International Festival of the Arts, a new yearly celebration of the visual, performing and culinary arts, takes place every weekend (Fridays to Mondays) through Feb. 20. Eight new “Food Studios” will cater to the gourmand in you … Del Frisco’s presents a five-course dinner featuring the finest from Gary Farrell Winery tonight (Jan. 18). Cost is $125 … Hari and Jenneffer Pulapaka of DeLand’s Cress Restaurant will offers a free lionfish cleaning/cooking demo and wine pairings discussion from 11:30 a.m. to 1 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 21.

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Player 1 Video Game Bar 8562 Palm Parkway, 407-504-7521, player1orlando.com

Do you want late-’80s/early-’90s nostalgia alongside the latest and greatest in modern gaming, all washed down with A-list craft bottles and drafts? Player 1 Video Game Bar’s cozy confines give everyone – casual gamers, hardcore gamers, typical bar-goers – something to toast (to).

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BATHROOMS: NIGHTMARE OR NOT BAD? Not bad

BEER/WINE OR LIQUOR TOO? A rotating roster of craft brews and cider – no liquor.

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TVS? YES WHAT’S ON? Super Smash Brothers and Mario Kart DJS? NO LIVE MUSIC? YES Every Saturday LOUD MUSIC OR BACKGROUND MUSIC? A sprightly mix of alternative rock hits and indie whimsy A FEW SONGS HEARD HERE: “Uprising”

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TASTE OF YUCATÁN No-frills Mexican joint serves up a taste of Yucatán cuisine with a grand selection of tacos, salbutes (deep-fried tacos) and panuchos (salbutes stuffed with refried beans), as well as tortas, quesadillas and rice bowls. Fillings you’ll fancy: cochinita pibil, al pastor, barbacoa and vegetarian rajas poblanas. Pollo adobado can be a tad dry, but superb housemade salsas, like tamarind-habañero and salsa macha, counter the effects. Closed Mondays.

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Vegetarian options (falafel, cauliflower, portobello) abound, but don’t overlook other items like kicked-up, creamy guac and grilled corn rolled in lime, cayenne and cotija. Cocktails please even when desserts don’t wow. Open daily. 7600 Dr. Phillips Blvd., 407-801-8226; $$

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English sticky toffee pudding makes a great ending (just ask for more toffee sauce), while an above-average cocktail program keeps it interesting on the libationary front. Open daily (until 2 a.m. on Fridays and Saturdays). 4200 Conroy Road, 407-345-8260; $$

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home Sanford resto. His biscuits and gravy might be the best in Central Florida, and the same could be said of his maquechoux and creamed corn. Biscuit sandwiches, like the BLT and chicken salad, are wholly satisfying, though be wary of palate-shreddingly firm biscuits. A scoop of house-made ice cream (brown butter and buttered popcorn, specifically) is the way to end. Breakfast and lunch only.

Closed Sundays and Mondays. 125 W. First St., Sanford, 407-942-3977; $

TEAK NEIGHBORHOOD GRILL

This chill MetroWest hang developed a loyal following for its hefty half-pound burgers and craft brews, and it’s no wonder.

Purists can indulge in the “Plain Jane” with American cheese, Bibb lettuce and tomato on a brioche bun, while braver souls can feel the heat with the peppery “Wholey Hell!!!”. There’s even a donut burger for heart haters. Open daily until 2 a.m. 6400 Time Square Ave., 407-313-5111; $$

1921 BY NORMAN VAN AKEN

Reflecting the culinary traditions of Florida old and new, 1921 by Norman Van Aken dazzles with art, decor and menu focusing on the flora and fauna of the Sunshine State, like dumplings filled with mousse of spiny lobster and rock shrimp in a country ham dashi. Pan-roasted duck breast with mole poblano is staggeringly good, as is whole Cape Canaveral white shrimp, Anson Mills grits and a fosse of spiced ’nduja vinaigrette and ramp butter spiked with pickled gooseberries. The tres leches popsicle is poetry on a plate. Closed Mondays. 142 E. Fourth Ave., Mount Dora, 352-385-1921; $$$$

FRONTERA COCINA

Rick Bayless’s Disney Springs concept is, no surprise, a family-friendly affair with a safe offering of well-executed Mexican dishes, not least of which is the tortilla soup with red chile chicken broth. Vegetarians ought to sample tostadas heaped with grilled zucchini and strips of poblano rajas, while meat-eaters will relish every bite of the cochinita pibil torta (think Mexican hoagie).

For dessert, give the fried plantains with ice cream and cajeta a go. 1604 E. Buena Vista Drive, Lake Buena Vista, 407-560-9197; $$$

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Affordable pho, rice bowls and noodle bowls makes this small, trendy eatery a bastion of collegians attending UCF and Full Sail. Fair warning: The place can get packed pretty quickly, but if you snag a table, take advantage and order the oversized “king pho” bowl with as beefy a broth as you’ll ever slurp. While bao and spring rolls are serviceable, the rice bowl with crispy tofu and the banh mi are surefire options. 7581 University Blvd., Winter Park, 407-636-6069; $ n

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20th Century Women In 1979 Santa Barbara,

Dorothea Fields (Annette Bening) is a determined single mother in her mid-50s who is raising her adolescent son, Jamie, at a moment brimming with cultural change and rebellion.

Opens Friday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Anime Night Orlando: Best of 2016 Showcase Screening of episodes from the top four

anime series of 2016, as voted on by the audience.

Thursday, 8 pm; Bikkuri Sushi, 1915 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-894-4494; propelleranime.com.

The Blind Side Biopic about the young adulthood of Michael Oher, an offensive lineman in the NFL. Friday, 11 am; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

Cult Classics: Stir Crazy Directed by Sidney Poitier, this comedy starring Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor was the first film directed by an AfricanAmerican to make more than $100 million.

Tuesday, 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

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der roles – make this project better suited to literature, unless one were to dig up Ingmar Bergman to direct. And in the end – which feels like it will never come, thanks to poor pacing – I just don’t know why I’m supposed to care about these people. Sure, the actors are competent, but most of them have done better work recently (Bening 20th Century Women examines the changing roles in Rules Don’t Apply, Gerwig in Maggie’s of men and women Plan, Fanning in The Neon Demon and Crudup in Jackie) and will do better work

BY CAMERON MEIE R again soon.

20th Century Women is as its best and For help, she turns to Jamie’s slightow often have you left a movie saying to yourself, “The book was ly older friend, Julie (Elle Fanning), and most poetic when it examines the non-lin20-something Abbie (Greta Gerwig), who ear nature of time. Particularly memorable better”?

Well, as much as I discourage comparing rents a room from them. Julie is wrestling are its Casablanca references and suggestions that, in a cultural a novel to a film, that’s the reaction I had with her own growsense, the past is conafter screening 20th Century Women, the ing pains while Abbie 20TH CENTURY WOMEN stantly bumping up new intergenerational dramedy by writer- has more serious adult opens Friday, Jan. 20 against the future and director Mike Mills. The only problem is problems to solve. Even vice versa. the movie isn’t based on a book. Instead, the house is in disrepair, Indeed, the movie it accomplishes all its compositional and both metaphorically briefly manages to and literally, with old structural screw-ups by itself.

The story, or at least the premise, is mild- wood being ripped out to make way for become more than the sum of its unimly intriguing and genuine. After all, Mills new. It reminds one of a slightly grittier pressive parts when it adopts an almost based it on his own childhood. It’s Southern Wes Anderson film, just with fewer hyp- deconstructionist format and allows California in the late 1970s, and 55-year- notic tracking shots, more mundane art Dorothea to gaze psychically into her and her son’s future. But these meta-theatrical, old Dorothea (Annette Bening) believes in direction and less humor.

The characters and performances are even metaphysical, moments cannot make the Depression-era motto that everyone raises everyone. She lives in a large house mildly interesting, and the ideas weighty, up for the tedium and boredom of a tale with her teenage son, Jamie (Lucas Jade but with no cohesive structure and not that, when stripped to its core, is a rather Zumann). With no husband, Dorothea wor- enough consequential dialogue, the film poorly directed and edited movie about ries about her son’s lack of a father figure. limps along with little forward momentum. a mother struggling to raise her son in Sure, there’s the handyman, William (Billy It’s further damaged by pretentious chapter a world she doesn’t quite understand or Crudup), who befriends them, but that’s headings that – in addition to its themes of embrace. love, sex, generational differences and gensimply not enough. film@orlandoweekly.com

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Through Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Lost in London Live Woody Harrelson directs and stars in this first-of-its-kind film, broadcast live to theaters around the world. Thursday, 9 pm; multiple locations; $19.17; fathomevents.com.

Peanut Butter Matinee: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Gene Wilder plays Roald Dahl’s

madcap confectioner in this 1971 family classic.

Sunday, noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $9; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

A Roll for Peter A tribute to the late filmmaker Peter Hutton. Thursday, 7-9 pm; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-823-3161; gallery.cah.ucf.edu.

Rollins Film Society: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off Ferris Bueller plays hooky from high school

and runs into a myriad of adventures. Friday, 4 pm; Suntrust Auditorium, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; rollins.edu.

Sherlock See the Series Four finale, “The Final Problem,” on the big screen. Wednesday, 7 pm; multiple locations; $16.05; fathomevents.com.

Singin’ in the Rain A special 65th-anniver-

sary screening of the classic Hollywood musical starring Gene Kelly and Debbie Reynolds. Wednesday, 2 & 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.38; fathomevents.com.

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The Founder

BY STE V E S C H N E I D E R OPENING THIS WEEK: The Founder Poor Michael Keaton. For the last two years, he’s had to scurry his ass up to the stage as a movie he was involved in snagged the Academy Award for Best Picture while his own performance in it went unrewarded.

Maybe he’ll have better luck with The Founder, which gives him a showcase role as Ray Kroc, the man who made McDonald’s the household name it is today. Initial word is that the movie is neither a glowing tribute nor a righteous excoriation, so how you yourself react to it is probably going to depend upon how you feel about moral ambiguity (and McFlurries). The movie was bounced all around the 2016 release slate, and even opened in Australia and New Zealand two months before its U.S. rollout. Hopefully, that’s not a sign of lack of commitment on the studio’s part, or Keaton could once again end Oscar night holding something other than a statue. You know, like a McFlurry. (PG-13) Split Remember when we used to refer to dis-

sociative identity disorder as “split personality” or even “schizophrenia”? That was back when M. Night Shyamalan movies used to open in the summer. Now, the January doldrums are the chosen home for all the latest Night terrors – like this latest one, in which a man with 24 different personalities kidnaps and threatens three young women. So it’s Sybil crossed with Ariel Castro? Poor taste, right? Actually, the movie is based on the true story of Billy Milligan, the first person to beat a murder rap thanks to a diagnosis of schizophrenia. I mean split personality. I mean dissociative identity disorder. Damn, there I go again! And it’s not even summer. (PG-13) xXx: Return of Xander Cage Eleven years ago, the producers of the xXx series tried replacing Vin Diesel with Ice Cube, and audiences didn’t

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go for it. But paving the way for Diesel’s return took some doing, since the second installment established that his character had died. Solution: He was only in self-imposed exile, which conveniently frees him up to lead an all-new team of adventurers in searching for a valuable MacGuffin known as Pandora’s Box. Yes, fellas, grab that box, and you’ll be right in line with the tenor of the next four years. Meanwhile, Ice Cube reportedly has an uncredited cameo to provide some continuity with the recent past – which I’m hoping also sets some degree of precedent for the next four years. (PG-13) ALSO PLAYING: The Crash In the near future, a bunch of whitecollar criminals are recruited to save the country from an impending cyberattack. (The betting starts here that the culprit is a 400-pound guy sitting on his bed.) Executive producer and star Frank Grillo spent a year working on Wall Street before going into acting, which should lend at least 12 months’ worth of verisimilitude.

Still, the AV Club called the movie “a poor man’s version of itself” – a line that deserves an Academy Award for Sickest Burn. (R) It just won the Golden Globe for Best Foreign-Language Film and Best Actress in a Drama. So why did Paul Verhoeven’s Elle get dumped in Orlando with only three days’ notice? Maybe because, while its animating incident is a brutal rape, it was also described by the Hollywood Reporter as a “hilarious comedy.” Yep, that’s a tough needle to thread, all right. And I’m sure similar considerations were behind newly honored star Isabelle Huppert’s name being misspelled in the last-minute promo email we received. I mean, it couldn’t just be that everybody hates the French or something. (R) Elle

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[ concert preview ]

GREAT LIVE MUSIC RATTLES ORLANDO EVERY NIGHT Dex Romweber Flat Duo Jets and Dex Romweber Duo resident wildman steps out on his own. It’s gonna get feral.

8 p.m. Wednesday, Jan. 18, at Will’s Pub, $10-$12

Funtcase U.K.-based dubstep trickster jumps behind his decks and various electronics with a child’s Halloween mask concealing his mug; it gets even more left-field from there.

10 p.m. Thursday, Jan. 19, at Venue 578, $10-$20

Caskey Homecoming show from the justwrapped “No Apologies” tour. Expect the local MC to be road-tested and on target.

SPITTING THAT PRESSURE

7 p.m. Friday, Jan. 20, at Venue 578, $20

Circa Survive Post-hardcore survivors hit town to celebrate the 10-year anniversary of seminal album On Letting Go.

Fiery hip-hop supergroup Run the Jewels kick back and watch the world burn on new album RTJ3

6:30 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 21, at House of Blues, $23.50-$35.50

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The Caustic Age

un the Jewels are the deadliest hop that pushed the genre to new levels tag team in rap today. Separately, of aggression and redefined what “bars” veteran ATLien Killer Mike and really meant. A modern classic, it topped Brooklyn boy El-P have been monoliths in more than a few year-end lists and elethe alternative hip hop since the late ’90s. vated Run the Jewels to a cult stardom The two were connected in 2011 by, of all that neither MC had seen in their 20-year people, a Cartoon Network executive and careers separately.

Following up a began to jive when El-P release like RTJ2 is executive-produced RUN THE JEWELS with the no easy feat. Had Run Killer Mike’s lethal Gaslamp Killer, Nick Hook, the Jewels 3 (released 2012 album, R.A.P. Gangsta Boo, Cuz digitally on Dec. 24 Music.

The very 7 p.m. Monday, Jan. 23 and physically on Jan. next year, Run the The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave. 13) tried to duplicate Jewels appeared online 407-246-1419 the balls-through-theas a free download thebeacham.com fucking-wall intensity where the hitmen SOLD OUT of its predecessor, the traded unrelenting result could have felt verses, quickly becoming the Jules Winnfield and Vincent Vega like the 41- year-olds were past their prime.

Instead, the two pull back a bit and tighten of underground music.

In 2014, the powerhouse duo released up, doubling down on thought-provoking Run the Jewels 2, a magnum opus of hip- political lines and nuanced production.

North Florida free-jazz saxophonist Jamison Williams’ new project dealing with themes of the first Gilded Age. Timely.

8 p.m. Sunday, Jan. 22, at Uncle Lou’s, free

Van Allen Belt Shimmering Pittsburgh quartet evoke much-missed spaceways trippers like Broadcast and Stereolab. The future is now.

9 p.m. Monday, Jan. 23, at Spacebar, $5

Golden Pelicans Celebrate the one-year anniversary of the Total Punk-helmed Turnbuckle Tuesdays nights with a free show from their in-house band. It’s bad news.

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Don’t get us wrong, Run the Jewels are still the hardest-hitting duo in rap today – there’s no one competing with them and they’re not worried about competing with themselves.

Politics have always played a role in Mike and El’s discographies. However, the themes of race, corruption and oppression stand out now more than ever, as the country seems to be at a boiling point.

RTJ3 isn’t an anti-Trump album in totality, but its creation comes as a response to the direction that the U.S. was headed before Trump, and the one the presidentelect seems to be gearing everyone up for. Mike goes after the corrupt directly.

Neither side is safe. Shots are constantly fired, whether it be at Trump – “Went to war with the Devil and Shaytan/ He wore a bad toupee and a spray tan” – or CNN’s Don Lemon reporting on the Ferguson protests – “CNN got dummy Don on the air/ Talking ’bout he smell that ganj’ in the air.” Throughout the album, lines like these are juxtaposed against samples taken from throughout history to drive a point forward. The former comes before a reading of Ephesians 6:12, and the latter is bookended by The Twilight Zone’s Rod Serling and Dr. Martin Luther King asserting, “A riot is the language of the unheard.”

A conscious evolution or not, El-P’s production adapts to the additional emphasis on prose, leaving room to breathe. In fact, these beats are some of the most subtle of RTJ’s catalog. Huge, crunching, arenarap instrumentals are, at times, traded in for more low-key bangers built from synth and walls of bass. The MCs too slow down so that our brains can keep up with the knowledge they are sharing. (El in particular has found his own lane within the group, focusing on clever flow instead of trying to keep up with Mike’s constant ferocity.) If RTJ2 was a continuous curb stomp to the ears, RTJ3 is a tortuous slowcut a la “The Pit and the Pendulum.” The opener, “Down,” is a perfect summation of this constrained ideal. At first it felt like an oddly down-tempo introduction when comparing it with the monster track that opened RTJ2, until you realize it’s how they were getting fans ready for what follows. The impact isn’t as immediate, but over repeated listens RTJ3 finds you and feels more gratifying.

Tremendous expectations often lead to disappointment, but instead of re-creating what they had already done, Killer Mike and El-P refined and refocused. With their second album, Run the Jewels rose to power. Their third sees them atop the underground’s throne, bragging over the charred rubble of the establishment. music@orlandoweekly.com

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stop, y’all, with a couple shows that run the full spectrum of rap.

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Swamburger’s auspicious Advanced Listening had a great November debut with DJ Abilities and Blueprint. Now, the familial and true-hearted hip-hop culture event makes good on its promise of blossoming into a series with its sophomore edition (Jan. 12, the Social).

The national headliner this time was Abstract Rude, yet another artist from the mighty Rhymesayers syndicate to be featured on the series. Like pretty much that label’s entire roster, the L.A. MC is in perfect step with Advanced Listening’s orientation toward the enlightened, rootsminded side of hip-hop. Even with some thin backing sonics, his rich, sonorous voice was chiseled with technique and articulation. This ain’t no Lil Yachty shit here.

The homegrown openers repped respectably. Electronic pioneer and Solillaquists of Sound main brain Divinci delivered a typically inspired solo performance. Masked producer Imakemadbeats played a spacious and dramatic set. The promise and relevance I saw back in 2015 in young rap troupe Table for Three are still there in bright potential state, but they need to stop blaring the mic and stepping all over each other. As with all ensembles, the more crowded it gets in the mix, the tighter your choreography needs to be.

In terms of sheer pulse and vigor, however, upward rapper-singer E-Turn – an artist we recently named as one

A freaky hip-hop peacock strutting between alternative and comedic, Riff Raff is shamelessly campy and about as subtle as Mike Busey (RIP, Sausage Castle). of Orlando’s top acts right now – stole the show. In fact, her momentum kept on rolling into the morning after when she was featured on Matthew Peddie’s radio show, Intersection (on WMFE 90.7), which has been on fire lately with its local music spotlights – E-Turn last week and avant-garde composer-percussionist Thad Anderson the week before.

As for Advanced Listening, this live intersection of top national indie-rap names and the rising cream of Orlando talent is something of 360-degree benefit and one of the best things to sprout up on the local hip-hop scene in a while. Only great things can come if we keep this train rolling.

But the far more sensationalist affair was Riff Raff (Jan. 13, Backbooth). While the feature acts of Advanced Listening are forged in craft and credibility, this Houston rapper has ascended on a Technicolor cloud of celebrity and flash. A freaky hip-hop peacock strutting between alternative and comedic, he’s shamelessly campy and looks about as subtle as Mike Busey (RIP, Sausage Castle). One thing he isn’t, though, is a half-stepper. And under all that hood glitter is a true character with strange appeal, even if some of it’s

a little cynical. I legit liked his previous album, Neon Icon. Regardless, you don’t miss an opportunity to see a persona this big and caricatured live.

There is a legitimate artistic case for Riff Raff, though. Unlike other MCs who chest-thump in attempts to self-certify their cred, the Peach Panther takes the sometimes ridiculous braggadocio of rap and rides it like a Pegasus, rocketing into the stratosphere with humor, swag and even some true weirdness. This degree of swashbuckling flamboyance is a kind of performance art in itself. Whether he’s more personality than artist is a valid question. But the answer matters less and less when the totality is this maximum and entertaining.

He may not have the deepest game out there but dude’s got skills. Besides, no one here came to see a craftsman, and splitting technical hairs misses the point of the Riff Raff phenomenon – you don’t go to a WWE event with UFC expectations.

And regarding that signature charisma and warped wit of his, it was all up in the house. Lowbrow probably, but high times certainly – he brought the show and lit up downtown with more neon than Miami Vice. Earlier that day, the walking cartoon himself even showed some surprisingly genuine humanity by doing a donation drive for local animal shelter Pet Alliance of Greater Orlando. Cain’t hate on that Ruff Ruff.

While we’re talking hip-hop, this month remains crammed with even more A-listers to come, like Run the Jewels (Jan. 23) and Atmosphere (Jan. 26), both at the Beacham. Amen. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Losing Weight and Eating Well—the Right Way— in 2017

Happy 2017! Welcome to the first entry in our fourpart series, “New Year, New You.” Whether it’s eating better, taking your vitamins or just generally bettering your mind and body, we’re here to help get you there.

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ew Year’s resolutions: we proclaim them every January with the best intentions, only to watch our goals expire 50-some weeks too soon.

As much as we’d like to wave a magic champagne flute over whatever we want to achieve—that coveted beach body, that new best personal running time, or just living and feeling healthier—it takes time and effort to scale those metaphorical (or literal!) mountains. But don’t be discouraged: we have wisdom to help you crush your daily wellness and fitness goals, one day at a time, right here.

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EAT WELL

As the saying goes, if you’re putting garbage in, don’t be surprised when you have trouble shedding the pounds.

Eating the right portions and the right foods will do more than slim your waistline; it will also improve your workouts and overall quality of life.

“Any time you eat well and eat right, you get more energy overall,” wellness expert and Elite Health and Wellness founder Dr. Chet Barton says. “Your constitution—mental clarity, focus, sex drive,

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body composition—you look good, and you feel good. But there’s more to it than just ‘looking good.’ There’s an underlying health benefit to being health-conscientious.”

Try to base your diet around whole, unprocessed foods. As far as proteins go, stick with lean meats like poultry and fish or plant-based proteins like beans, chickpeas and lentils. Load your plate with fresh fruits and vegetables, and remember, what’s in your glass can sabotage your weight loss as badly as what’s on your fork. Once you cut back on alcohol and those sugary juices and sodas, you’ll notice the weight coming off and staying off.

SUPPLEMENT YOUR DIET

The use of herbal and natural remedies to relieve anxiety or nourish the human body is nothing new over the course of human history. From the ancient civilizations of Egypt and China, people have taken alternative medicines and supplements for millennia. Today, thousands of Americans are discovering that natural supplements can help bring the body—and mind—into a more healthful balance.

“You don’t get everything in your diet,” Dr. Barton says. “Supplementing is what it says: it’s supplementing your diet. You can

eat well, but there will be gaps and holes, and supplements can help improve certain items people might be deficient in.”

A combination of multivitamins, omega-3 fatty acids and probiotics is a great foundation for treating nutritional deficiencies your diet won’t fill. What used to be a niche community of health enthusiasts has broken into the mainstream, with 2016 seeing more everyday people turning to natural supplements and vitamins to help meet their daily nutritional needs than ever before.

If you’re not quite ready to visit a medical clinic for supplement advice, or find yourself overwhelmed by the mountain of nutritional information out there, turn to local experts like Dave Cucuzza. Cucuzza, owner of Nature’s Market & Fitness Discount Nutrition Center, has 25 years of experience in the nutrition and fitness industries working as a medical “exer-therapist,” a certified personal trainer, and a nutrition consultant.

At first glance, Nature’s Market may appear to be just a home-grown GNC variant. Upon closer inspection, it’s obvious Cucuzza, his co-owner Ed Martin, and manager Susan Smith have been studying their clientele and products—consulting and counseling in the City Beautiful—for a combined 60-plus years. They understand CONTINUED ON PAGE 32

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supplementation, having dedicated their lives to helping others and offering products at a fraction of the prices found in larger, franchised supplement stores.

STICK TO A WEIGHT LOSS PLAN

There’s no need to walk the path toward wellness alone. In fact, starting any fitness plan without consulting a professional can lead to serious injury and long-term health problems. Physicians and fitness gurus have made it their life’s work to help you lose the pounds and live a healthier life. Use them.

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wellness exams, scheduling weekly checkins to monitor your progress, and providing 24-hour phone support, these professionals can keep you on track to lose weight responsibly.

Nutrition experts can also create a personalized plan to activate your body’s fat-burning hormones through a regimen of natural herbs and extracts, specialized meal plans, and proper exercise. Additionally, many medical practices, including Elite Health and Wellness, offer specialized weight-loss programs. “We use a combination of all natural hormone therapy, lifestyle coaching and tools, such as smart-phone apps, to create a program that works,” says Dr. Barton.

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body; it’s how you maintain it. Nagging aches and pains will quickly derail your wellness plan if they aren’t addressed properly. Chiropractic, the study and practice of healing the body via applications of pressure called adjustments, has endured for more than 100 years as a prime therapy for musculoskeletal ailments, particularly focusing on treating the back and spine.

This therapy has grown to address a whole array of ailments including lower back pain, whiplash, chronic headaches and other ailments.

“Adjustment is pain-relieving,” Dr. Barton says, “and helps relieve a lot of joint issues, as well as rehabilitate and allow someone to be healthy.”

Practitioners like Dr. Barton can identify and correct imbalances in the musculoskeletal system, as well as treating other subtle orthotic and biomechanical flaws. Certified in electrodiagnostics, or gauging the speed and electrical activity in the muscle, Dr. Barton can determine exactly what’s need-

ed to treat—and prevent—injury while boosting athletic performance. The latest in chiropractic, a procedure known as nonsurgical spinal decompression, can even provide non-invasive treatment for spinal stenosis, “pinched” nerves, and other conditions long thought to be treatable through surgery alone.

Whatever your health and wellness goals this big, bold new year may be, the knowledge and tools are here to make your New Year’s resolutions stick for the full 365 and beyond!

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Thursday, 19

George Takei EVENTS

When Facebook first launched, you’d have been hard-pressed to find anyone who would predict that its most influential user would end up being a septuagenarian actor. But George Takei, famous for portraying the USS Enterprise helmsman Hikaru Sulu in the original Star Trek series, has experienced the rare second act in public life. He’s found a wide audience for his mixture of humor and progressive social policies on social media. This appearance at Rollins College sees him speaking about his time in a World War II internment camp for JapaneseAmericans; his recent musical, Allegiance, based on that experience; and his long fight for LGBTQ rights. – Thaddeus McCollum 7:30 p.m. | Warden Arena, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park | 407-646-2145 | rollins.edu | $15-$50

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Kathleen Madigan

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Part of a thankfully never-ending stream of weirdos burning up I-95 North from Miami to throw down at Orlando’s most intimate dives, we’ve got No Dice. A new project featuring members of Nunhex, Antifaces and Bruiser, No Dice deals in an ultra-aggressive outsider strain of hardcore as indebted to Leather Daddy as the Germs. Particular standouts include the thrashy guitar work of Gordo and vocalist Maddy’s out-of-control delivery. We’ve got the good luck of experiencing their first out-oftown show. Openers are Birthday Party-gone-Black Flag local(ish) band Problem Child and new, young pop-punk project (you read that right) Pathetic. Sounds like a good Friday night. – Matthew Moyer PHOTO BY NATALIE BRASINGTON

with Problem Child, Pathetic | 7 p.m. | Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St. | facebook.com/sandwichbarorlando | $5

Despite all the pinching your arm has had to endure since Nov. 8, yes, Donald J. Trump and all the behaviors he displayed on the campaign trail will be sworn in as the 45th president of the United States this weekend.

And the resistance isn’t taking it quietly. A day after the inauguration, thousands of people are planning to descend on Washington, D.C., for the Women’s March on Washington. The women organizing the march are asking “all defenders of human rights” to join them in protecting the rights of women of all races, immigrants, Muslims and people of other faiths, LGBTQ people and other marginalized groups. More than 270 sister marches will be happening around the nation and other countries, including a march in downtown Orlando’s Lake Eola Park. Bring your sign and a good shouting voice so they can’t say they didn’t hear you. – Monivette Cordeiro

Kathleen Madigan is an inveterate comic. Many of her peers hope that stand-up will be a bridge to a sitcom. “But not me,” Madigan told us in a recent interview. “I’m really good at knowing what I don’t want to do.” During the early ’90s she was offered a gig at ESPN 2. “But I’m not passionate about every sport,” she says. “I don’t know anything about NASCAR. Learning about that would be work.” Madigan was offered an opportunity to write for a recent Roseanne Barr vehicle, which was ultimately ill-fated. “They wanted me to work for them and I said that I could if I wrote from my garage,” she says. “That obviously didn’t work out. I would only be interested in a sitcom if was all about me. To me sitcoms are rabbit holes. There may be money there. But it doesn’t often pan out. When it does, you’re chained to it. I like to do what I want.”

What Madigan wants is to make an audience laugh. “That’s all I ever wanted to do,” she says. “I can’t believe this is my job.” Madigan, who has an hour-long Netflix special, Madigan Again, doesn’t pay attention to trends and could care less what her fans, the media or anyone thinks. “I’ll never pander,” Madigan says. “I couldn’t live with myself if I wasn’t honest onstage. You know for sure that I’ll always be true to myself. I don’t care about anything but making people laugh.” – Ed Condran

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Monster Jam

Functionally Literate: Kelly Luce LITERARY

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Even if it accomplished nothing else (which is not the case), Kelly Luce’s first novel, Pull Me Under, is extraordinary in that it is a book about a female human that covers adolescence and early adulthood, and yet the word “girl” and the color pink are nowhere to be seen. There is nary a high heel nor lipstick nor cocktail glass on the cover. Truly, the woman who can get a big-league publisher to avoid those stale signifiers must be a powerful one, and the powerful Luce reads from her novel Saturday at Functionally Literate. Her novel unfolds the story of a Japanese woman's repeated self-reinventions, exploring the meaning of transnational identity and the immigrant soul along the way.

There’s plenty of blood and bullying and slow-burning rage here, making it a story with more than enough psychic resonance for Americans feeling trepidation about the post-Jan. 20 world. – Jessica Bryce Young with Dan Lopez | 7:15 p.m. | Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park | functionallyliterate.org | free-$40

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Orlando Philharmonic: John Adams MUSIC

American classical music might be younger than its European counterpart, where it originated, but the amalgamation of musical styles and forms that defines it makes it seductively idiosyncratic. For 40 years, composer John Adams has been at the very center of it all, one of our most important living composers. A 2003 Pulitzer Prize winner, Adams’ music synthesizes minimalist techniques with large-scale Romantic idioms to produce sweeping and emotionally powerful statements. Adams turns 70 in February; with this program, the Orlando Phil continues its celebration of his milestone birthday – they recently performed his landmark 1978 piece Shaker Loops – and his music. Saturday’s program opens with Adams’ accurately titled Short Ride in a Fast Machine, a high-octane, five-minute fanfare for large orchestra. As well, Puerto Rican soprano María Laetitia will sing the mordant, mournful aria “Am I in Your Light?” from Adams’ riveting opera Doctor Atomic, about Dr. Robert Oppenheimer’s historic Manhattan Project. It also includes two large-scale works not foreign to Adams’ Romantic side: the virtuosic Rachmaninoff 3, featuring young soloist Colton Peltier from Juilliard, and Brahms’ Third Symphony. – Esteban Meneses 8 p.m. | Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St. | 407-770-0071 | orlandophil.org | $21-$62

Saturday! Saturday! Saturday! The Monster Jam returns to Camping World Stadium to fulfill the dreams of prepubescent kids everywhere (and the prepubescent at heart). Monster Jam combines ridiculously impractical trucks with all of the pageantry and spectacle of professional wrestling to create entertainment that’s larger than life – and tons of fun to watch. Colorful performers like Max-D, El Toro Loco, Monster Mutt and Grave Digger compete against each other (because the trucks are kind of treated like they’re people) by doing freestyle runs around an obstacle course, trying to incorporate as many badass tricks as they can into their run. Points are deducted if the truck flips over, has to go in reverse or stops, which encourages the drivers to make each run a whirling, flipping, gravity-defying display of chromeand-rubber fury. – TM 7 p.m. | Camping World Stadium, 1 Citrus Bowl Place | 407-423-2476 | monsterjam.com | $22-$182

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Brad Catron Organ Trio 8-10 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-636-9951.

Dex Romweber, the Belltowers, the Palmettes, Dumber Bunnies 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12.

Diners, Poster, Volcanist, Viridian Frontier 8 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804.

Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Nomvdic, Rendered Abstract, Demonfuck, Strung Up, Menstrual Moonshine 7:30 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $7; 407-270-9104.

[MUSIC] Loudpvck Saturday at Gilt Nightclub

Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

Sandwich Bar Takeover: Harryson T., Jawl Nini 10 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-421-1670.

The Timothy Eerie Band 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Create: Funtcase 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $10$20; 407-872-0066.

Ed Palmer 9 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

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Mama’s Black Sheep 8 pm; The Tin Roof, 8371 International Drive; free.

W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

FRIDAY, JAN. 20

Mark Piszczek’s Birthday Bash 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-636-9951.

The Mellow Relics 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Mike Doughty, Wheatus 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-246-1419.

Sly Dog Band 9 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Kaleigh Baker 10 pm; Lil Thursday Jazz Jams Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 JAN. 18-24, 2017 ● orlandoweekly.com

CONCERTS/EVENTS Bella’s Bartok, the Getbye 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-246-1419.

Caskey, KPE, SkyXXX, CityBoiStreets, 2Hot 7 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-872-0066.

Earth Groans, Apnea, Scatter Shot 6:30 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $7; 407-270-9104.

Floorplay: Frankie Alex & Trini D. 10 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

Grunge Fest 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $8.75; 407-934-2583.

The Koffin Kats, the Attack, Sacred Owls, Warm Like Winter 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10-$12; 407-999-2570.

Leisure Chief 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

No Dice, Problem Child, Pathetic 7 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-421-1670.

Smokin’ Torpedoes: Inauguration Blues 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951.

SATURDAY, JAN. 21

CONCERTS/EVENTS A-Boogie 10 pm; ONO Nightclub, 1 S. Orange Ave.; $20-$45; 407-701-9875.

Circa Survive 6:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $23.50-$35.50; 407-934-2583.

Destination Okeechobee: Gary Lazer Eyes, Run Raquel, Jen in the Right Light, Kasson, Fringes, Layla Brisbois, J. Buzzi 5 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-648-8363.

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The Roast of Shaw Smith

Drink Around the Hood Our monthly booze cruise around Ivanhoe Village is finally pulling into port for good. This is your last chance to pick up a wristband and try samples of beer, sangria and cocktails at several stops around Lake Ivanhoe. O-Cartz still provides free rides between venues, so try to hit them all this time. 6-9 p.m. Wednesday; Santiago’s Bodega, 802 Virginia Drive; $15-$20; drinkaroundthehood.com

The Roast of Shaw Smith This roast of local comedian Shaw Smith isn’t technically part of the Orlando Indie Comedy Fest, but a lot of locals are treating it like an unofficial kick-off party. Smith leaves Orlando for the

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April 7 at the Beacham

so his so-called friends are going to make fun of every one of his life choices. Expect special appearances from Orlando comics who have moved away but are back in town for the fest.

9 p.m. Wednesday; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; backbooth.com

Loudpvck Kenny Beats and Ryan Marks return to town with their genre-defying mix of EDM and hip-hop with this show at Gilt.

The NYC-based hip-hop producer and Los Angeles-based electronic producer met up at the prestigious Berklee College of Music in Boston, and have produced tracks for everyone from Schoolboy Q to Zed’s Dead. Should be lit, fam. 10 p.m. Saturday; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $10-$25; giltnightclub.com

Memento Mori Our favorite monthly goth night celebrates its second anniversary at Independent Bar. Dress in your best goth/industrial gear and dance to DJ Lavidicus’ mix of darkwave, industrial, goth, EBM and synthpop while enjoying some deep discounts on drinks.

Release the bats! 9 p.m. Monday; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; facebook.com/ independentbarorlando

Shovels & Rope, April 7 at the Beacham

Reel Big Fish, AntiFlag, Jan. 25 at the Beacham

Blind Pilot, Feb. 10 at the Beacham

You Blew It!, March 10-11 at Will’s Pub

Atmosphere, Jan. 26 at the Beacham

Andrea Bocelli, Feb. 11 at Amway Center

Bryan Ferry, March 12 at Hard Rock Live

Dionne Warwick, Feb. 14 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Voodoo Glow Skulls, March 16 at Will’s Pub

Richard Cheese & Lounge Against the Machine, Jan. 27 at the Beacham

Stevie Nicks & the Pretenders, March 21 at Amway Center

Chronixx, April 12 at the Beacham Ariana Grande, April 15 at Amway Center Chris Rock, April 1617 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Billy Joel, Jan. 27 at Amway Center

The Piano Guys, Feb. 16 at the Dr. Phillips Center

moe., Jan. 27 at the Plaza Live

Gaelic Storm, Feb. 17 at the Plaza Live

Florida Georgia Line, Jan. 28 at Amway Center

Colin Hay, Feb. 20 at the Plaza Live

Billy Crystal, Feb. 1 at the Dr. Phillips Center

AJR, Feb. 22 at the Social

Brian Wilson, March 27 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Lily Tomlin, Feb. 4 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Devendra Banhart, Feb. 24 at the Beacham

Dinosaur Jr., March 30 at the Beacham

Smokey Robinson, March 3 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Steve Miller Band, March 31 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Carbon Leaf, Feb. 9 at the Social

Dropkick Murphys, March 8 at House of Blues

We the Kings, April 1 at the Beacham

Richard Cheese, May 19 at the Beacham

Excision, Feb. 10 at House of Blues

Norah Jones, March 8 at Bob Carr Theater

Flaming Lips, April 3 at House of Blues

Real Friends, May 24 at the Beacham

Yonder Mountain String Band, G. Love and Special Sauce Feb. 8 at the Plaza Live

St. Paul & the Broken Bones, March 23 at the Beacham The Menzingers, March 23-24 at the Social

Red Hot Chili Peppers, April 26 at Amway Center Sheryl Crow, April 29 at Bob Carr Theater Ben Harper, May 1 at Hard Rock Live State Champs, May 5 at the Beacham Steve Winwood, May 6 at Hard Rock Live New Found Glory, May 8-10 at the Social

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The theme for this particular evening seems to be one of second acts. In the driver’s seat, we have one Mike Doughty, best known as frontman for ’90s alt-rock outliers Soul Coughing (“Super Bon Bon”), but now making it on his own in music and letters (having penned a memoir of the “hell” that was life in the Coughing called The Book of Drugs). Doughty is touring behind his new and expansive album The Heart Watches While the Brain Burns, written in tandem with hip-hop producer Good Goose. Riding shotgun with Doughty is NYC’s Wheatus, best known for 2001 radio hit “Teenage Dirtbag.” The band kept at it hard, long after the initial bloom fell off the “Dirtbag” rose, only to receive a most unexpected (and stratospheric, frankly) boost when One Direction took to covering “Teenage Dirtbag” every night on tour in 2013. This allowed them both the freedom to work on new material and a new lens through which to view a song that they were maaaaaaybe getting a little tired of. If you come out, you’ll get some hits – SOME – but keep an open ear for new material. Surely they’ve earned that much. – Matthew Moyer with Wheatus | 7 p.m. | The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thesocial.org | $20

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Noah Hafford, Hoshikuzu Kid, Ivy Hollivana 8 pm; Bikkuri Sushi, 1915 E. Colonial Drive; $10; 407-894-4494.

Lacey Sturm, Palisades, Stitched Up Heart 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $18; 407-999-2570.

Loudpvck 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $10-$25; 407-504-7699.

Plane Versus Cult, Wes Morrison & the Stray Hares 9 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-719-9874.

Randall M., Renzo Ruiz, Skylar Williams, Dayz Without, Austen van der Bleek 10 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; contact for price.

Rick Birkbeck & Friends 8 pm; Friendly Confines, 4757 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-852-4800.

Safetysuit, Armors 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$17; 407-246-1419.

Well Strung 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $35-$55; 407-704-6261.

The Met Live in HD: Roméo et Juliette 12:55 pm. The electrifying team of Vittorio Grigolo and Diana Damrau reunites for a new production of Gounod’s opera based on the Shakespeare play. Multiple locations; $23.55; fathomevents.com.

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and Rachmaninoff’s Third Piano Concerto. Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St.; $21-$62; 407-246-4262; orlandophil.org.

Works With Sounds 2-3 pm; Students from Timucua’s music composition program have their pieces performed by professional musicians.

Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; free; 407595-2713; timucua.com.

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

The Caustic Age, Banned, Xha, Bacon Grease, the Thomas Milovac Unit, Jade Wii, Hallucinocide, Rabid Sighs 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-270-9104.

Control This, Askaltura, Caffiends, Yugoskavia 5 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $8; 407-999-2570.

Fighting the Silence, Leroy Sly, BagX, Treez 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-636-3171.

Math Debate Club, Scott Cater Jr. 6:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-636-3171.

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Orenda Duo 7:30 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; free; 407-595-2713.

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CONCERTS/EVENTS In Business, Bengali 600 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

Run the Jewels, Nick Hook, Gangsta Boo, Cuz 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; SOLD OUT; 407-648-8363.

Van Allen Belt, Ray Brazen, Harsh Radish, Polykarp 9 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; contact for price; 407-228-0804.

Veda 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

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Jazz Meets Motown Inc. 7-10 pm; Radisson Resort Orlando-Celebration, 2900 Parkway Blvd., Kissimmee; free; 407-747-7223.

Locus of Chiron, Fighting the Silence, Likeways 8 pm; 64 North, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

Memento Mori 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457.

Money on the Mic Hip-Hop Showcase 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $7; 407-999-2570.

CONCERTS/EVENTS Golden Pelicans 10 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free.

The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Lara Hope & the ArkTones, Oak Hill Drifters, the Wildtones 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7.

Movie Music Night 7 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $15; 407-412-6895.

Pop Punk Pizza Party: Liotta, Gwater, Mixed Up, Beach Casino, Sticky Steve, That’s Not Pop Punk of You 6 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5-$8; 407-270-9104.

Open Mic Hip-Hop 9:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

Singer-Songwriter Open Mic 7:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

Pleasures of the Ultraviolent, the Dancing Bones, Sticky Steve & the Convicts, Coma Club 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

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Jersey Boys, Spring Awakening, Legally Blonde, In the Heights and more. Friday-Saturday, 8 pm, Sunday, 3 pm, Monday, 8 pm; Breakthrough Theatre of Winter Park, 419A W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-920-4034.

Blackberry Winter Years of success, meticulous planning, and an eye for detail have in no way prepared Vivienne Avery for her mother’s slide into the grip of dementia. Wednesday, 2 & 7:30 pm, Thursday-Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $13-$50; 407-447-1700; orlandoshakes.org.

The Dinner Detective Interactive murder mystery dinner theater show. Saturday, 6 pm; Doubletree by Hilton Orlando Downtown, 60 S. Ivanhoe Blvd.; $59.95; thedinnerdetective.com.

Jo Koy Friday, 8 & 10:30 pm, Saturday, 7:30 & 10:15 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $25-$30; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

A Night of Laughs Comedy showcase. Sunday, 6 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $12; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Kathleen Madigan Saturday, 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $28.50-$45; 407-228-1220; plazaliveorlando.com.

No Netflix & Thrills Comedy showcase. Thursday, 8 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $8; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Lisa Lampanelli Friday, 7 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $40-$55; 407-3515483; hardrock.com/orlando.

Orlando Indie Comedy Fest Four days of comedy showcases and headliners at various spots throughout Mills 50 and the Milk District. Thursday-Sunday; multiple locations; $40; orlandoindiecomedy.com.

Nene Leakes Wednesday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $25; 407480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

The Roast of Shaw Smith Local comics send departing fuckboi Shaw Smith on his way in style. Wednesday, 9 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570; backbooth.com.

DANCE Bolshoi Ballet: The Sleeping Beauty In this resplendent and magical classic, the Bolshoi dancers take us on a dreamlike journey through this classic fairytale complete with jewel fairies, a magical kingdom, a youthful princess and a handsome prince. Sunday, 12:55 pm; multiple locations; $19.27; fathomevents.com.

Other Bar Open Mic with Ken Miller Comedy open mic with rotating hosts. Mondays, 8 pm; The Other Bar, 18 Wall St.; free; 407-843-8595.

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Picasso at the Lapin Agile Einstein and Picasso’s worlds collide in Steve Martin’s exploration of creativity, physics and one-night stands.

Thursday-Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2:30 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $16$40; 407-297-8788; madcowtheatre.com.

The Toxic Avenger Musical Musical comedy based on the camp Troma films of the 1980s.

Thursday-Sunday, 8 pm; Mandell Theater, Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $25; 407-447-1700; goatgroup.tix.com.

Why Do Fools Fall in Love? At Millie’s impromptu bachelorette party, she and he best friends dive into age-old questions about love, marriage and the dating game. Thursday, 7:30 pm, Friday, 2 & 7:30 pm, Saturday, 2 & 7:30 pm; Winter Park Playhouse, 711-C Orange Ave., Winter Park; $20$40; 407-645-0145; winterparkplayhouse.org.

Wicked The smash Broadway hit about the backstory of the Wicked Witch of the West and the Good Witch of the North. WednesdayFriday, 8 pm, Saturday, 2 & 8 pm, Sunday, 1 & 6:30 pm, Tuesday, 8 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $52.75$202.75; 844-513-2014; drphillipscenter.org.

COMEDY Dirty Birdy Comedy Showcase Hosted by Heather Shaw. Tuesday, 8 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $5; 407-999-2570; backbooth.com.

Drunken Monkey Open Mic Comedy open mic. Fridays, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-8934994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com.

Free Daps: Can I Kick It? Hip-hop and improv collide in this improvised rap and wordplay show.

Saturday, 11:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-648-0001; sak.com.

Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted by Myke Herlihy. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886. orlandoweekly.com

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Cocktail Hour: The Show A pop-infused production combining the magnetism of Hollywood’s Golden Age with sleek 21st-century sensibility in a series of vignettes.

Sunday, 7 pm; Sharon L. Morse Performing Arts Center, 1051 Main Street, The Villages; $20-$42; thesharon.com.

Orlando Ballet Uncorked A limited series that creates an intimate audience experience to show what goes into choreographing ballet performances.

Tuesday, 7 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $30-$50; 407704-6261; abbeyorlando.com.

Peek-A-Boo George Michael Tribute Blue Star and her girls pay tribute to George Michael by performing burlesque routines to his songs. Wednesday, 9:30 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; $7; 407-839-0080.

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ART OPENINGS/EVENTS Artist Talk: Bea Nettles Alternative photographer Bea Nettles talks about her art, books and career spanning 40 years. Tuesday, 2:30-3:30 pm; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-823-3161; gallery.cah.ucf.edu.

Artist’s Talk: Stacey Robinson Stacey Robinson’s work addresses ideas of “Black Utopias” as spaces of peace away from colonial influence by considering past and present Black protest movements and the art movements that document them. Tuesday, 12:30 pm; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

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Don’t Bring a Pillow to a Knife Fight Orlando artists Chris Tobar Rodriguez and Secret Society Goods team up to create striking visuals in two and three dimensions. Opens Thursday, 6 pm, through Feb. 11; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

Juliet Romeo Pop-up show incorporating photography, installation, video performance and a live performance. Friday, 6-9 pm; Guava Tree Gallery, 811 Briercliff Drive; free.

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You won’t need burgers for a fast-food fix once you find this Vietnamese noodle shop. Specializing in gigantic, weirdly addictive bowls of very thin rice noodles and various cuts of beef submerged in delicately seasoned broth, they also serve the usual exotics of shrimp paste and grilled pork – but the soup’s the thing. 730 N. Mills Ave., 407-897-3488; also 9728 E. Colonial Dr., 407-930-7670,

Plant-based eatery deftly disproves the antiquated notion that meatless and wheatless equates to tasteless with boldly flavored green, grain and pasta bowls. Oh, and they can also pull a proper espresso.

Note: Dairy and gluten options are available.

715 N. Ferncreek Ave., 407-757-0346

BEST BAKERY Valhalla Bakery

BEST CUPCAKE Sweet! by Good Golly Miss Holly

BEST INDIAN Tamarind Indian Cuisine

BEST PHO Pho 88

BEST SUSHI Seito Sushi

BEST BARBECUE 4 Rivers Smokehouse

BEST DELI TooJay’s Gourmet Deli

BEST ITALIAN (NOT JUST PIZZA) Prato

BEST PIZZA Mellow Mushroom

BEST TACOS Gringos Locos

BEST BRUNCH Santiago’s Bodega

BEST DESSERTS Better Than Sex

BEST JUICE/SMOOTHIES Planet Smoothie

BEST PLACE TO BUY MEAT Freshfields Farm

BEST TEAHOUSE Pom Pom’s Teahouse & Sandwicheria

BEST BURGER BurgerFi

BEST DINER Christo’s Café

BEST KOREAN Korean BBQ Taco Box

BEST PLACE TO BUY PRODUCE Freshfields Farm

BEST THAI SEA Thai Restaurant

BEST CARIBBEAN Bahama Breeze

BEST DOG-FRIENDLY PATIO The Hammered Lamb

BEST LATE-NIGHT RESTAURANT Gringos Locos

BEST PUB GRUB Oblivion Taproom

BEST THEME PARK BAR Margaritaville

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BEST FOOD TRUCK Korean BBQ Taco Box

BEST LATIN Black Bean Deli

BEST RAMEN Noodles & Rice

BEST THEME PARK RESTAURANT Be Our Guest, Magic Kingdom

BEST CHEF James Petrakis

BEST FRENCH Le Coq au Vin

BEST MEXICAN Gringos Locos

BEST RESTAURANT TO TAKE A DATE The Ravenous Pig

BEST VEGAN Ethos Vegan Kitchen

BEST CHINESE Hawkers Asian Street Fare

BEST FRIED CHICKEN The Coop

BEST MIDDLE EASTERN Bosphorous Turkish Cuisine

BEST SANDWICHES/SUBS Publix deli

BEST VEGETARIAN Dandelion Communitea Café

BEST COFFEE Drunken Monkey

BEST GREEK Mediterranean Blue

BEST NACHOS Tijuana Flats

BEST SEAFOOD Winter Park Fish Co.

BEST VIETNAMESE Pho 88

BEST CUBAN Black Bean Deli

BEST ICE CREAM Jeremiah’s Italian Ice

BEST OUTDOOR DINING Hillstone Restaurant

BEST STEAKHOUSE Linda’s La Cantina Steak House

BEST WINGS Gator’s Dockside

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pm, through Feb. 10; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

Painting and Sculpture Exhibition of Latin American artist Julio Larraz’s unique portraiture. Opens Friday, 5-7 pm, through April 2; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Philip Evergood & William Gropper: Social Realists Exhibit featuring post-Depression era Social Realism art. Opens Friday, 5-7 pm, through April 2; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org.

Preview of Bo Bartlett: American Artist Four additional major paintings in conjunction with the Mennello Museum of American Art’s Bo Bartlett exhibit. Opens Friday, through April 23; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

Raymond Smith: In Time We Shall Know Ourselves Photography exhibit saturated with a cultural and personal self-consciousness, unique to Ray Smith’s particular historical moment. Opens Friday, though April 15; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Under the Scope Photography exhibit from Xavier Batista accompanied by live art demonstrations, body painting and music. Friday, 8 pm; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; $4; henaocenter.com.

The Wyeths and American Artists in Maine An exhibition of works from some of Maine’s foremost painters in celebration of the 100th anniversary of artist Andre Wyeth’s birth.

Opens Friday, 6 pm, through April 23; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

Youth in Focus: Moments in Nature Solo photography exhibition of work by local student Summer Pesiri.

Opens Friday, through July 18; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

CONTINUING THIS WEEK AfroFantastic: Black Imagination and Agency in the American Experience Through April 2; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; rollins.edu.

All Mixed Up Through Jan. 31; Winter Garden Art Association,

127 S. Boyd St., Winter Garden; free; 407-347-7996; wgart.org.

The Black Figure in the European Imaginary Through May 14; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; rollins.edu.

The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse TuesdaysSaturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org.

Celebrating 75 Years: Pathways of American Art Ongoing; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 407-645-5311; morsemuseum.org.

Contemporary Visions of Frantz Zéphirin: Haitian Mystic Through April 16; Albin Polasek Museum and Sculpture Gardens, 633 Osceola Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-647-6294.

Epcot International Festival of the Arts Through Feb. 20; Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; $39 plus admission; 407-824-4321; disney.go.com.

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Florida Noir: A Sunny Place with Shady Circumstances Through Jan. 27; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-8233161; gallery.cah.ucf.edu.

Friday Nights at the Morse Fridays.; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-645-5311; morsemuseum.org.

Getting the Water Right: The Culture and Politics of Water in the Everglades Through Feb. 4; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Historic Threads Through Feb. 10; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-539-2181.

It’s All in the Details Through Jan. 31; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393; facebook.com/stardustie.

North and South: Photographs of U.S. Route 1 Through Feb. 4; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Posing Beauty in African American Culture Through Feb. 5; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; snaporlando.com.

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Postpositive Through Jan. 29; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

Reframing the Picture, Reclaiming the Past Through April 2; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; rollins.edu.

Sanford Art Walk Saturday, 6-9 pm; Downtown Sanford, Sanford Avenue and First Street, Sanford; free; 407-3232774; sanfordartwalk.com.

Third Thursday Gallery Hop Thursday, 6 pm; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060; cityartsfactory.com.

The Way They Were Tuesdays, Saturdays, 10 am-3 pm and Wednesdays, Thursdays, 11 am-7 pm; The Lake Mary Historical Museum, 158 N. Country Club Road, Lake Mary; free; 407-585-1481; lakemarymuseum.com.

EVENTS BarkHappy Orlando: Year of the Dog Pawty & Benefit Dog-friendly party with prizes, discounts and treats to benefit Orlando Bully Rescue.

Saturday, 1-3 pm; Deadly Sins Brewing, 750 Jackson Ave., Winter Park; $12-$15; 407-9008726; deadlysinsbrewing.com.

Birdapalooza A celebration of the rich diversity of birds

that make their home on Lake Apopka’s north shore. Featuring nature photography hikes, live entertainment, vendors, puppets and more. Saturday, 9 am-4 pm; Magnolia Park, 2929 Binion Road, Apopka; free; birdapalooza.com.

Camellia Show & Festival Witness the beauty of thousands of camellia flower blooms and pick some up to take home. Saturday, 10 am-4 pm; Mead Garden, 1300 S. Denning Drive, Winter Park; free; 407623-3342; camelliacfl.com.

Dogfish Head Tap Party Tapping of 120 Minute IPA, Higher Math and Beer for Breakfast kegs. Sunday, 4 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org.

Drink Around the Hood Sample drinks and check out the funky-cool lakeside bars, restaurants, boutiques and venues in Ivanhoe Village.

Wednesday, 6-9 pm; Santiago’s Bodega, 802 Virginia Drive; $15-$20; 407-412-6979; drinkaroundthehood.com.

George Takei The Star Trek and internet star discusses his passions. Thursday, 7:30 pm; Warden Arena, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; $15-$50; rollins.edu.

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LITERARY food and wine pairings from Hari and Jenneffer Pulapaka.

Saturday, 11:30 am; Cress Restaurant, 103 W. Indiana Ave., DeLand; free; 386-7343740; cressrestaurant.com.

ORL Food Lab: Coffee, Travels and Orlando Stories Hear from entrepreneurs behind Vita Luna Coffee, the Traveler Food Truck and more while enjoying great local food and drink.

Monday, 6:30 pm; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; $20; 321-236-3316; orlfoodlab.org.

Snow Ball Party with “snow,” live music and drink specials. Saturday, 9 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-8490471; wallstplaza.net.

Taste of DeLand Sample bites from some of DeLand’s top restaurants. Saturday, 1-4 pm; Downtown DeLand, Indiana Avenue and South Woodland Boulevard, DeLand; $20-$25; mainstreetdeland.org.

Theme Night: Star Wars A special Star Wars-themed cocktail menu and party.

Sunday, 6 pm; The Woods, 49 N Orange Ave.; free; 407-2031114; thewoodsorlando.com.

Virtual Reality Night Get hands-on demonstrations of the latest in VR technology. Thursday, 6:30 pm; The 24 Tap Room, 1107 W. North Blvd., Leesburg; free; 352-3150198; the24taproom.com.

CIVICS Inauguration Day Protest Protest organized by the Orlando Workers League.

Friday, 6-9 pm; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; free; facebook.com/ orlandoworkersleague.

Women’s Rally Rally in support of all women in conjunction with the Women’s March on Washington. Open to all who support women’s rights.

Saturday, 1-4 pm; Walt Disney Amphitheater, Lake Eola Park, Rosalind Avenue and Washington Street; free; 407246-2827; womensrallycfl.org.

Beatriz Williams Beatriz Williams discusses her latest novel, The Wicked City. Thursday, 6-8 pm; First Congregational Church, East New England and South Interlachen Avenues, Winter Park; free; 407-335-4192; writersblockbookstore.com.

Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

Functionally Literate: Kelly Luce and Dan Lopez The two authors read from their works and answer questions. Saturday, 7 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-6369951; burrowpress.com.

Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 8:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-9753364; austinscoffee.com.

Orlando Story Club: Life’s Lessons Volunteers tell stories about learning experiences in their lives. Wednesday, 6 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $5; 407-704-6261; orlandostoryclub.com.

The Safe Words Poetry Slam With JonKel Competitive poetry slam. Thursday, 8 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954.

Writers Conference Authors and publishing professionals teach workshops on both craft and business topics. Saturday, 10 am-5 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

SPORTS Central Florida Mah Jongg Experienced American Mah Jongg players meet weekly using the National Mah Jongg 2015 card and rules.

Wednesdays, 12:30-4 pm; Tuscawilla Country Club, 1500

Winter Springs Blvd., Winter Springs; free; 561-704-9302.

Falcon Run Club Biweekly runners club with discounted beer offered afterward. Monday, 6:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Live Pro Wrestling Live wrestling from Orlando City Wrestling. Thursday, 6 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $15-$20; 407504-7699; giltnightclub.com.

Monster Jam Monster truck stunt competition. Saturday, 7 pm; Camping World Stadium, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $15-$155; 407-423-2476; campingworldstadium.com.

The Orlando (Afternoon) Shuffle Free shuffleboard event.

Equipment provided.

Saturday, 3-5 pm; Beardall Senior Center, 800 S. Delaney Ave.; free; 407-230-5356.

Orlando Magic vs.

Chicago Bulls NBA basketball. Tuesday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $20-$296; 800-7453000; amwaycenter.com.

Orlando Magic vs.

Golden State Warriors NBA basketball. Sunday, noon; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $75-$719; 800-745-3000; amwaycenter.com.

Orlando Magic vs.

Milwaukee Bucks NBA basketball. Friday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $12-$146; 800-7453000; amwaycenter.com.

Orlando Solar Bears vs.

Florida Everblades Ice hockey. Saturday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $12-$45; 800-7453000; amwaycenter.com.

Ten10 Run Club A group run series on the Orlando Urban Trail beginning and ending at the Ten10 Brewery. Tuesday, 6:30 pm; Ten10 Brewing, 1010 Virginia Drive; free; 407-9308993; ten10brewing.com. n orlandoweekly.com

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About a year ago, I was pretending to read my boyfriend’s mind and jokingly said, “You want to put it in my ear.” Since then, I have seen references to ear sex (aural sex?) everywhere! There’s even a holiday (“Take It in the Ear Day” on Dec. 8), and I was reading a book just now in which the author mentions how much she hates getting come in her ear. So while I am honestly not trying to yuck someone’s yum, I do have two questions. First, is this really a thing? And second, how does it work? I mean, I like it when my boyfriend kisses my ears, but I don’t think I’d get that hot from him putting his penis there. It just seems loud. Can you enlighten me?

An Understanding Requested About Listeners Ear sex is a thing. But we need to distinguish between auralism, AURAL, and an ear fetish. People into auralism are sexually aroused by sounds – it could be a voice or music or sex noises. (Sex noises can arouse almost anyone who hears them, of course, so technically we’re all auralists.) An ear fetish, on the other hand, is a kind of partialism, i.e., a sexual interest in one part of the body (often parts not typically found in pants). A foot fetish is a partialism, for example, as is an ear fetish or an armpit fetish.

Most ear fetish stuff – including the thousands of ear fetish videos on YouTube – is about tugging, rubbing or licking someone’s ear, and not about fucking someone in the ear or coming in someone’s ear canal. Dicks don’t fit in ear canals, and blasting semen into someone’s ear could cause a nasty ear infection. So both are risky practices best avoided – but, hey, if PIE (penis in ear) sex is actually a thing, I invite any hard-core ear kinksters out there reading this to write in and explain exactly how that works.

I have a particular fetish that I’ve never fully disclosed to anybody. My ultimate fantasy is to be stripped of my assets by a woman and then (most importantly) made homeless. I like dressing up dirty – face, clothing and all – and even going so far as to look through garbage cans. My question is this: Is it moral to live out this fantasy, considering the plight of homeless people?

Desiring Interesting Role-Play That’s Yucky I’m not gonna lecture you about how homelessness is a tragedy for individuals and a national crisis that the administration of Orange Julius Caesar is unlikely to prioritize. Just like AURAL, DIRTY, I’m not here to yuck anyone’s yum. But this is definitely a

fantasy – morally speaking – that can’t be fully realized.

You’re turned on by the thought of a cruel woman taking absolutely everything from you and leaving you homeless? Great. Find a woman who’s into findom (financial domination) and give her some or most of your money and play dress-up on the weekends and sleep in her backyard. But don’t give her everything and actually wind up homeless, DIRTY, because then you’ll wind up competing for scarce shelter beds and other resources with men, women and children who didn’t choose to become homeless because it made their dicks hard. There’s nothing moral about making their plight worse than it already is.

Finally, DIRTY, while you’re able to fantasize about being stripped of your assets and left homeless, there are real people out there who have nothing and don’t find anything about being homelessness arousing. Want to be poorer? Donate a big chunk of your assets to homeless shelters and/or nonprofits that assist those experiencing homelessness in your area.

I’ve never admitted this to anyone: The idea of committing suicide turns me on sexually. I recognize how crazy that is, and I want to emphasize that I’m not suicidal. I’m not depressed, I love living, and despite this sexual impulse, I don’t want to kill myself. I’m turned on by the fantasy of hanging myself, but that’s not really how I want my life to end. (To be clear: Autoerotic asphyxiation gets a lot of press, but that’s not the situation here.

Asphyxiation itself isn’t my kink, and other methods of committing suicide also turn me on.) My question is this: Given that I don’t want these fantasy scenarios to ever become reality, should I indulge the fantasy through healthy, safe play with a responsible partner or should I try to repress it and shut it down? I’m worried that if I indulge the fantasies through safe scenarios, I might reach a point where the safety precautions interfere with the thrill. On the other hand, I know that trying to repress sexual desires is a hopeless endeavor and trying to keep these fantasies in check might result in a scenario where they boil over and I end up engaging in riskier behavior than I would have otherwise.

Horny And Nervous Guy’s Endangering Deeds

ever reason – technically counts as suicidal ideation. If you or anyone else reading this is contemplating suicide, please reach out to someone you trust. Ask for help.

Stick around. (Some resources: National Suicide Prevention Lifeline, 1-800-273-8255; the Trevor Project, 1-866-488-7386; Trans Lifeline, 877-565-8860.)

OK, HANGED, I’m going to take you at your word: You love being alive and don’t actually want to kill yourself any more than a sane person into Master/slave role-play actually wants to own a human being or be enslaved. But while I agree that repressing sexual desires is a hopeless endeavor, HANGED, “can’t be repressed” isn’t the only factor we have to take into consideration as we contemplate acting on our sexual fantasies. There are two other important considerations (at least!): Can the act be performed consensually? Can the act be enjoyed with minimal risk of permanent harm?

Your kink can definitely be performed consensually, and there are ways to minimize the risks of harm – and I’m not talking about only sticking your head in an Easy-Bake Oven. I’m talking about finding a responsible/indulgent/macabre partner who’s willing to indulge/assist/monitor. Yours is a kink that can be explored only during supervised play, otherwise you run the risk of fucking up and accidentally hanging yourself.

You can never do this solo. So if you don’t

have a responsible and unflappable partner, HANGED, you’ll have to stick to your right hand and your imagination.

Bi guy here, who’s way OK with the use of “fag” or “faggot” in the right context. And what FAGS wrote in about last week – a boyfriend who wants to be called “faggot” while she talks negatively about his cock – is absolutely the right context.

There’s an evolution in meaning taking place right now, Dan. These days, “fag” is less about sexual preference and more about sexual submission. A submissive man? Gay or straight? He’s a fag. I’ve been serviced by both hetero and homo faggots and have enjoyed myself, as have the fags who sucked my cock or did my housework.

Go onto Tumblr and see for yourself. (Also: I have a sneaky suspicion that sparks would fly if FAGS raised the subject of cuckoldry with her boyfriend.)

Bi Guy Into Faggots Thanks for sharing, BGIF. On the Lovecast: Trump! What’s up with the piss thing and how to fight him. Listen at savagelovecast.com. mail@savagelove.net @fakedansavage on Twitter

You’re not actually suicidal, right? I know you already said you weren’t, HANGED, but I want to double-check. Because fantasizing about killing yourself – for what-

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Legal, Public Notices NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 2001 Chrysler VIN# 2C4GP44331R396910 2005 Hyundai VIN# KM8SC73E35U861183 1999 Chevy VIN# 1GNEC13R2XJ574429 2013 Nissan VIN# 1N4AL3AP4DN487873 1998 Chevy VIN# 2G1WL52M0W1128503 2004 Ford VIN# 1FAFP55264A210430 1999 Toyota VIN# 1NXBR12EXXZ194578 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on February 01, 2017, 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC

Notice of Public Auction for monies due on storage units located at U-Haul company facilities.

Storage locations are listed below.

All goods are household contents or miscellaneous and recovered goods. All auctions are hold to satisfy owner’s lien for rent and fees in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self-Storage Act, Sections 83.806 and 83.807. The auction will start at 8:00 a.m. on February 9, 2017 and will continue until finished U-Haul Moving and Storage of Maitland, 7815 North Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32810; E082 Lazaro Frontela $365.85, C55 Mercedes Mirlas $1180.56, D51 Tex Quesenberry $725.55, U115 Julie Fitzgerald $346.08, B05 Melanie Burnside $335.40, B43 Carlena Spead $85.88, U119 Lashonda Gillon $548.16, B34 Raul Rodriguez $519.52, D30 Gypsylynn Ware $441.88, L63 Wilfred Haralson $505.51, E23 Tex Quesenberry $889.20, C66 Robert McCarthy $616.25 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Apopka, 1221 E Semoran Blvd, Apopka, FL 32703; 1231-33 Ronald Summey $711.67, 1275 Sara Zamudio $665.40, 1020 Freida Parker $665.40, 1191 James Kirk $646.67, 1332 James Kirk $346.00 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Altamonte Springs, 598 W Semoran Blvd, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714:, AA3367F Billy Patterson $427.40, C125 Liz Martinez $1002.25, B107 Myra A Richardson $990.50 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Semoran, 2055 N Semoran Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792; 1419 Randolph Kenneth $700.25, 1690 Claudia Camacho $700.25, 1051 Desmond Jarrow $331.25, 1502 Shawanna Turner $435.15, 1189 Elijah Haynes $614.80 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Longwood, 650 Ronald Reagan Blvd, Longwood, FL 32750: A083 Michael Lett $416.75, B081-82 Robert Burgess $455.10 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Lake Mary, 3851 S Orlando Ave, Sanford, FL 32773; 2352 Dustin Character $537.05, 1043 Natalie Paradise $584.65, 1023 Billy Bryan $818.95, 1775 Jessica Brady $368.40, 1752 Keith Baxter $315.20, 1659 Jordan Bonilla $797.90, 2447 Lenora Gipson $486.30, 1007 Mary Thomas $530.00, 1237 Ana Beckford $967.10, 2364 Luis Sandoval $636.40, 1777 Robie Warren $363.05, 2454 Lenora Gipson $486.30, 1460 Gerald Nelson $368.40, 1441 Heather Patten $196.60, 1429 Willie Cobbs $1012.70 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Rinehart, 1811 Rinehart Road, Sanford, FL 32771; 3035 Brian Revels $529.10, 3152 Michael White $710.80, 1057 Heather Kelsey $708.00, 2138 Elijah June III $408.65, 3097 Jack Ortez $379.40, 4111 Derek Marion $507.80.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 03/Shea CASE NO.: DP07-343 IN THE INTEREST OF: S.R.M. DOB: 09/09/2002, M.R.M. DOB: 08/01/2004, Minor Children.

SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA To: ERIC MCINTYRE, Address unknown.

WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy R. Shea on 20th day of February, 2017, at 9:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS/ THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD(REN) NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes.

WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 6th day of January, 2017. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: (Signed) Deputy Clerk. This summons has been issued at the request of:Stacy McDuffie, Esq., Florida Bar No.: 56020, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 822 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 563-2380 - Telephone, Stacy.mcduffie@myflfamilies.com.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Bonnie White and Kamia Manning, of 1751 Lochshyre Loop, Ocoee, FL 34761, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Hearts and Hands of Hope and Compassion It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Hearts and Hands of Hope and Compassion” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations.

Dated: 1/13/17

NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Kirkman 600 S Kirkman Rd-Orlando 2/8/2017; 3011 Gina Van Epps, 8010 Johnnie Waldon, 1092 Senalda Williams. 2072 Shamara Scott, 2086 Jonathan Smith, 5040 Charles Johnson Uhaul Ctr Orange Ave-3500 S Orange Ave Orlando 2/8/2017; 2405 Christianna Hurt, 1042 Marie Alavarez, 1632 Linda Roscoe, 1146 Juliana Torres, 1113 Marie Ortiz, 1613 Edwin Torres, 1527 Maria Ortiz Uhaul Ctr Baldwin Park 4001 E Colonial Drive Orlando 02/8/2017; B135 Jacquelinne Mack Uhaul of Goldenrod 508 N Goldenrod Rd Orlando 2/8/2017; 503 Donald Foote, 101 Mildalia Gonzalez, 730 Larone Harris, 736 Shemela Morrison, 1502 Yahaira Colon, 723 Teresa Troutman, 512 Greg Brown, 444 Leslie Aponte, 1410 Antuanette Johnson Uhaul Ctr Alafaya 11815 E Colonial Dr Orlando 02/8/2017; 1305 Karen Aiello.

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Legal, Public Notices IN THE COUNTY COURT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO.2016-CC-7875 WEKIVA SPRINGS ESTATES HOMEOWNERS’ ASSOCIATION, INC. a Florida not-for-profit corporation, Plaintiff, v. EDWIN MASTRAPA, AMY LARICE MASTRAPA, SECRETARY OF HOUSING AND URBAN DEVELOPMENT, and UNKNOWN TENANT 1 and 2, Defendants.

NOTICE OF FORECLOSURE SALE -NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, pursuant to a Final Judgment of Foreclosure dated December 20, 2016 and entered in Case No.:2016-CC-7875-O of the County Court of Orange County, Florida, wherein WEKIVA SPRINGS ESTATES HOMEOWNERS’ ASSOCIATION, INC. is the Plaintiff and EDWIN MASTRAPA, AMY LARICE MASTRAPA, SECRETARY OF HOUSING AND URBAN DEVELOPMENT, AND UNKNOWN TENANT 1 AND 2 are the Defendants, the office of Tiffany Moore Russell, Orange County Clerk of Court will sell to the highest and best bidder for cash on http:// www.myorangeclerk.realforeclose. com at 11:00 am on the 24th day of January, 2017, the following described property as set forth in said Final Judgment, to wit: Lot 15, Wekiva Springs Estates, as per plat thereof recorded in Plat Book 66, Pages 106-108, public records of Orange County, Florida. A/k/a 3004 Falconhill Drive, Apopka, FL 32712 Dated: December 20, 2016 Wean Malchow, P.A. Attorneys for Plaintiff 646 E. Colonial Drive, Orlando, FL 32803, 407 999-7780, Primary email: hgmalchow@wmlo.com, Secondary email: eservice@ wmlo.com, By:/s/ Helena Gutierrez Malchow, Helena Gutierrez Malchow, Fla. Bar No. 968323. IF THIS PROPERTY IS SOLD AT PUBLIC AUCTION, THERE MAY BE ADDITIONAL MONEY FROM THE SALE AFTER PAYMENT OF PERSONS WHO ARE ENTITLED TO BE PAID FROM THE SALE PROCEEDS PURSUANT TO THIS FINAL JUDGMENT. IF YOU ARE A SUBORDINATE LIENHOLDER CLAIMING A RIGHT TO FUNDS REMAINING AFTER THE SALE, YOU MUST FILE A CLAIM WITH THE CLERK NO LATER THAN 60 DAYS AFTER THE SALE. IF YOU FAIL TO FILE A CLAIM, YOU WILL NOT BE ENTITLED TO ANY REMAINING FUNDS. IF YOU ARE THE PROPERTY OWNER, YOU MAY CLAIM THESE FUNDS YOURSELF. YOU ARE NOT REQUIRED TO HAVE A LAWYER OR ANY OTHER REPRESENTATION AND YOU DO NOT HAVE TO ASSIGN YOUR RIGHTS TO ANYONE ELSE IN ORDER FOR YOU TO CLAIM ANY MONEY TO WHICH YOU ARE ENTITLED. PLEASE CHECK WITH THE CLERK OF THE COURT ORANGE COUNTY COURTHOUSE WITHIN TEN 10 DAYS AFTER THE SALE TO SEE IF THERE IS ADDITIONAL MONEY FROM THE FORECLOSURE

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ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 8149 Aircenter Court, Orlando, FL 32809-7414 AT- 9:30AM - 1011 - Mayo, Chrystal - 1111 - Cruz, Damarys - 1127 - Acuna, Ricardo 1133 - Rose, Deno -1204 - Zemla, Brashanti -2027 - Ortiz, Maria Mercedez - 2053 - Rodriguez, Jamie -2054 - Veach, Roger -2102 - Palamarczuk, Olga - 2196 - Portney, Harvey - 08714 2251 - Miranda, Jose -2295 - Owens, Geraldine-3033 - Calo, Hendy-3047 - winslow, Jessica - 6005 - Wang, Zuhan - 6105 - Malicsi, Rebecca-6115 - Luciano, Juan- 6123 - Top Dawg Landscaping- 6121 - Sorrell, Miriam- 6115 - Luciano, Juan- 6114 - Acree, Christina- 6106 - cardona, paul- 6105 - Malicsi, Rebecca- 6019 - Top Dawg Landscaping- 6016 - Rivera Ortiz, Shelly- 6010 - Matthews, Ms, T6005 - Wang, Zuhan 4801 S Semoran Blvd, Orlando, FL, 32822-2316 AT- 10:30AM - 0101 - Johnson, Rafael - 0141 - Cordero, Josephine - 0143 - Anderson, Zachary-0197 Harden, Tiffany - 0219 - Lasher, Parker-0222 - Diaz, Maria - 0224 - Martinez, Brian -1005 - Haynes, Rashid -3002 - Manoel, Mauricio - 3012 - Gonzalez, Marvin-3033 Vargas, Kamelia- 3053 - Pfingsten, Cathy-4015 Brown, Gwendolyn6016 - Kenneth, Jeannete -6023 - Taylor, Taronda - 7002 - Fleming, Glenn- 7012 - Puig, Jose- 7013 Cotts, Elizabeth- 7023 - Barthel, Wendi-7025 - Romano, Mariela - 7061 - Tate, Tami-7062 - Dasilva, Nancy - 7083 - Jones, Leanna-7087 - Reese, Rosalyn-7108 Hoenstine, Jackie-7111 - Gonzalez, Jenny-8003 - Morales Jimenez, Shelisse- 8019 - potts, jennifer -8029 - Butler, Victor- 8182 - Rice, Trecia- 8123 - Sanchez, Felix- 8107 - Rodriguez, Rafael- 8095 - Rojas, Rafael- 8094 - Rojas, Yesenia8038 - Vegerano, Dannie 2275 S Semoran Blvd, Orlando, FL, 32822-2703 AT 11:30AM A126 - Lewis, Chanece - A130 - Wilcox, Kimberly - A132 - Nieves, Liana - A135 - Williams, Lynette - B139 - Bellfleur, Gardeni - B105 - Viering, Christine - B118 - Cobb, Brenda - B121 - Belcher, Grant B124 - Rogers, Christopher - B139 - Bellfleur, Gardeni - B163 - Perez, Joel - B199 - Velez, Yahaira - B205 - Hidalgo, Renee - B206 - Lamar, Shamika - B213 - Hoggs, Sophia - B214 - Michael, Selina - B217 - Osorio, Pedro - B225 - Nardi, Kimberly -B205 - Hidalgo, Renee-B213 - Hoggs, Sophia- B214 - Michael, Selina-B217 - Osorio, Pedro-C129 - Colon, Enrique- C166 - Brent, Ellyse-C193 - Lozada, Edwin -C199B - Padilla, Jessica-C218 - Espinal Sarante, Jael-C227B Lagasca, Kathleen-C230 - Jones, Chris-A125 - Singleton, Carlton.

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tlin- 6306 - Hayman, Quinn- 6422 - wilding, Nicole- 6438 - Baust, Sara- 6449 - Nerette, Jean Emmanuel- 6502 - BJanes, Beth- 6518 - Stewart, David- 6636 - Jimenez, Aracelis- 6650 - Holzer, Brandon 903 S Semoran Blvd, Orlando, FL, 32807-3004 AT 1:30PM - 6130 - Excellent, Anderson-6143 - enes, Carlos-A001 - Brooks, Vertreca - C004 - Clum, Vicki -C014 - Falu, Yvonne -C016 - Barisoni, Steven -C036 - legranf, naromie -D035 - Rink, Kathryn - D040 - Cabezas, Edwin-D042 - Ray, LamarD053 - Edwards, Katrina - D070 - Muniz, Mark -D123 - Harrington, Nemika- D137 - Arroyo, MargaritaD159 - Zayas, Ana Elsa D101 - Nesbitt, Sharon - D120 - Newlan, Cynthia - D123 - Harrington, Nemika - D137 - Arroyo, Margarita - D159 - Zayas, Ana Elsa - D161 Perrone, Danna - D166 - Cruzada, Joel - D173 - Freeman, Sidney D182 - Chaisson, Michelle - D183 - Kipp, Ronald - D189 - Lorraine, Bridgett D192 - Logan, Jeffrey D203 - Benjamin, Danny - D213 - Fariello, Jason D227 - Spruell, Shelley -Sidney - D183 - Kipp, Ronald -D189 - Lorraine, Bridgett -D192 - Logan, Jeffrey Nissan 2003 300Z, Vin 7824-E020 - Mullen, JeromeE039 - Torres, Anthony - E078 - Ortega, Vivian-E079 - Camacho, Alexander-E084 - Washington, Nelisa.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83-806 AND 83-807: CONTENTS MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN, HOUSEHOLD ITEMS, BEDDING, TOYS , GAMES, PACKED CARTON, FURNITURE, TOOLS, TRUCKS, CARS ETC. THERE’S NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT THE LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. Lien Sale to be held online ending Wednesday FEBRUARY 1ST, 2017 at the times indicated below. Viewing and bidding will only be available online at www. storagetreasures.com, beginning at least 5 days prior to the scheduled sale date and time.

PERSONAL MINI STORAGE ST CLOUD- 350 COMMERCE CENTER DRIVE ST CLOUD, FL 34769- AT 10:00AM: 424 Rodolfo Rivera, 536 Justin Lyons, 550 Leeann Pashia, 1025 Laurie A Freire, 1122 Ines Georges, 11140 Duwanda S Rouse, 1218 Tracy M Gleavey, 1228 Duniheska Velez Ritz, 1244 Jose Glave Ibanez, PERSONAL MINI STORAGE BROADVIEW- 2581 BROADVIEW DRIVE KISSIMMEE, FL 34744- AT 11:00AM: 101 Melissa Igoe 121 Yaritzalie Lopez Carmona 128, Marie Blanca Rodriguez Oquendo 129 Tiffany Danielle Lopez 134 Rose Tyrer 211 Nicole Jackson 440 Victoria Manuela Bienvenu 620 Stacy Facey 715 Gamaliel Nieves Arenas PERSONAL MINI STORAGE KISSIMMEE - 1404 E. VINE ST. KISSIMMEE FL. 34744 AT 12:00 NOON: UNIT 26 ANGEL ISRAEL M RIVERA JR., UNIT 47 ROBBYN

LUIS RODRIGUEZ OLIVERAS CAR IN UNIT 47 A 2004 KIA RIO 4DR. VIN: KNADC125546316341, UNIT 82 SHAWN KELLY, UNIT 100 CARLOS JAVIER CORREDOR SOLIVAN, UNIT 132 JORGE ANTONIO RIVERA JIMENEZ, UNIT 147 MIRIAN MARIA DIAZ - CENTRO MEDICOS LAS AMERICAS CMA , UNIT 148 SHARON D BERROCALES MARTINEZ, UNIT 200 IOMARYS JOVAHANA ROSADO, UNIT 201/202 MARTIN VALLE CLASS, UNIT 207 ANGELA RUIZ, UNIT 256 DEMONIQUE JEROME, UNIT 258 GUADALUPE DIAZ RODRIGUEZ, UNIT 301 SELENA REGINA RUCKER, PERSONAL MINI STORAGE DYER: 932 DYER BLVD KISSIMMEE FL 34741 AT-1:30pm: 3- Brandy Cole 108- Noelia Martinez 207- Nicole Vargas 223- Michelle Rodriguez 238Victor Quino 304- Magalie Petit Frere 314- Elias Hernandez 405- Jeremiah J Malone 414Ambar Thomaz 448- Alexis Isreal Carabello 505- Jose Antonio Mendoza Vallejo c/o Action Taxi Orlando 1134- Kristina Louise Brown 1141- Deandra Winston, 241- Alex Rosa, PERSONAL MINI STORAGE BVL, LLC, Formerly Char-Jen Self Storage 2852 MICHIGAN AVE KISSIMMEE, FL 34744- AT 2:00PM: 219 Rebecca Cepeda, 312 Eduardo Rodriguez, 327 Michel Olivera Marquez, 329 Sarita Randolph, 356 Ryan Stephen, 418 Christian Arroyo, 420 Edgar Camacho,437 Islem Rodriguez,540 Marcus Valentine, 547 Martin Thabiti, 623 Carlos Leon, 908 LICENSE PLATE PA 6032 DH Eddy Diaz, 930 vin BIJBB7ICUH687 Francisco Fragoso, 932 vin 1944A66224A074516 Edward Daceus, 935 vin IFMCU041092KB27949 Luciano Minicucci, 938 LICENSE PLATE 227-PYT PERSONAL MINI STORAGE VINE; 608 W VINE ST KISSIMMEE FL 34741- AT 2:30PM :B723-George Finch, B745-Timothy Faber, B763-Kalene Rivera, B800Waldemar Figueroa Berrios, C847Shirley Ann Cooper, C862-Tiffany Wickham, D036-Nina Bonilla, D054-Toney Morris, F197-Vidal Lopez Vazquez, F244-Richard Howard Jr, F939-Elena Vasquez, G292-Dianna Mullens C/O Todd Copeland Assoc, G316- Carmen Estrlla Guzman, G343-Miguel Martinez, H366-Sol Angel Rosario, H380-Nathan Morris, H408-Tracy Malavarca, H412-Amanda Ortiz, H414-Lafe Purcell, H429-Sandra Landrau Andino, H454-Michaela Rosson Blissett, H476-Eulalia Rodriguez, I519-George C Myers Jr, I540-Hector Perez, I551-Conan Luna, I571-Anthony Beard, I600Siobhan Robinson, J650-Pedro Graciani, J655-Norma Agron, J673Shirley Ann Cooper.

In order to satisfy a contractual landlord’s lien, under the provisions of the Florida SelfService Storage Space Act, public notice is hereby given that the following described property will be sold at public sale to the highest bidder for cash only. The sale will be held at the times and locations listed below: A-AAAKey Mini Storage 1001 S. Semoran Blvd. Orlando, FL 32807 January 27th, 2017@9:30am Lola JohnsonLeather Chairs, Tables, Clothes and Boxes, Gissela M. SanchezChairs, Speakers, Table and Boxes, Eugene Chad RicciardiTV, Chairs, Lamps and Boxes, Jessica Turnbull-Bikes, Crates, Misc. Boxes, Bags and Totes, Yvonne Robinson-Couch, Dresser, Misc. Boxes and Baskets, Miriam Montes-Mattresses, Washer, TV, Chair and Table, Laura A. PaganWasher, Table, Misc. Boxes and Totes, Harley Todd-Weight Bench, Lamp, Bike, Microwave and Boxes, Juan Rios-Flat Screen TV, Large Picture and Sofa, Jasenta FelixSofa, Lamp, Vaccum and Mattress, Ruben Alers-Table, TV, Boxes and Totes, Kevin L. Daniels-Sofa, Chair, Mini Fridge, Boxes, Remington Arie-Tire, Child Wagon, Toys and Boxes, Harold Gaud-Dresser, Entertainment Center, China Cabinet and Dresser, Ernesto A. MirandaChair, Dresser, Speaker, ToolBox and Mattress, Jose T. Olivares-Guitar, Boxes, Toes and Tires, Ricardo Ambert-Car and Motorcycle Parts, ToolBox and TV, Jose L. MotinoWasher, Dryer, Refrigerator, Sofa and Boxes, Yvonne RobinsonTable, Cooler, Pictures and Boxes, Hicham Filali-Display Cabinet, Boxes, Cigars and Artwork, Tovah L. Evans-Toys, Bins, Bags and Boxes, Maria V. Mathews-Baby Bed, Stroller, Clothes and Luggage, Floyd Stewart-Flat Screen TV, Chair, Toys and Exercise Equipment, Jocelyn Bonilla-Sofa, Toys, Artwork, Table and Boxes A-AAAKey Mini Storage 5285 S. Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32839-2307 January 27th, 2017 @11:00am Carrita CooleySuitcase, Car Seat, Mattress Set, Misc. Tubs and Bags, Cristal Torres-Stackable Washer/Dryer, Microwave, Misc Baskets, Tubs and Bags, Marilyn Acosta-Couch, Loveseat, Water Cooler, Kids Bikes and Playdesk, Paulema Augustin-TVs, Monitors, Headboard, Mattresses, Orlando Cargill-Couch, Dresser, End Tables, Lamps and Mattress, Felix Rojas-Dollies, Trolley and Mop Bucket, Micheline Voltaire-Queen Mattress Set, Tables, Dresser and Bags, Zayra Medina-DeAraujoEntertainment Center, Headboard, Dolly, Misc. Tubs and Luggage.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 07 CASE NO.: DP15-476 IN THE INTEREST OF:J.V. DOB: 11/06/2014, MINOR CHILD. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: CARLOS SANTOS, Address Unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child, a copy of which is attached, you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Daniel P. Dawson on February 1, 2017 at 9:30 a.m., at Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 21st day of December, 2016. This summons has been issued at the request of: Jennifer Shepard, Esquire, FBN: 93027, Attorney for the State of Florida, Children’s Legal Services, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, Florida 32801, (407) 317-7643-Telephone, (407) 317-7126-Fax, Jennifer.Shepard@ myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Rochelle Marrero, Deputy Clerk (Court Seal).

If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303, not later than (7) days prior to the proceeding. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771.

NOTICE of Public Sale Storage Zone – Longwood -Personal Property consisting of couches, beds, TVs, Clothes, boxes of household goods, and other personal items used in the home, office, or garage will be sold for CASH or otherwise disposed of on January 25th, 2017 at 120 Highline Drive. Longwood, FL 32750 at 10:00AM. to satisfy owners lien for rent and fees due in accordance with Florida Statutes Self-Storage Act 83.806 and 83.807. All items or spaces may not be available at the time of sale. Kathleen Chintoyloy 2220, De Vona Pratt 538, Sharon Andel 2432.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA PROBATE DIVISION IN RE: ESTATE OF ROBYN KAY COHN, Deceased.

File No. 2-16- CP-003543- O NOTICE TO CREDITORS The administration of the estate of Robyn Kay Cohn, deceased, whose date of death was October 30, 2016, is pending in the Circuit Court for Orange County, Florida, Probate Division, the address of which is 425 North Orange Avenue, Orlando, FL 32801. The names and addresses of the personal representative and the personal representative’s attorney are set forth below. All creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate on whom a copy of this notice is required to be served must file their claims with this court ON OR BEFORE THE LATER OF 3 MONTHS AFTER THE TIME OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE OR 30 DAYS AFTER THE DATE OF SERVICE OF A COPY OF THIS NOTICE ON THEM. All other creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate must file their claims with this court WITHIN 3 MONTHS AFTER THE DATE OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE. ALL CLAIMS NOT FILED WITHIN THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH IN FLORIDA STATUTES SECTION 733.702 WILL BE FOREVER BARRED. NOTWITHSTANDING THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH ABOVE, ANY CLAIM FILED TWO (2) YEARS OR MORE AFTER THE DECEDENT’S DATE OF DEATH IS BARRED. The date of first publication of this notice is January 11, 2017. Attorney for Personal Representative: /s/ Alexander J. Ombres, Attorney, Florida Bar Number: 278521 MATEER & HARBERT, TWO LANDMARK CTR , 225 E ROBINSON ST STE 600 , ORLANDO, FL 32801, Telephone: (407) 425-9044, Fax: (407) 4232016, E-Mail: AOmbres@mateerharbert.com, Secondary: LDana@ mateerharbert.com. Personal Representative: /s/ Sanford L. Cohn, 2146 Charlotte Drive, Longwood, Florida 32779.

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale.

2010 LAMBORGHINI VIN# ZHWGU5BZ7ALA09509 2001 NISSAN VIN# 3N1CB51D31L433504 2006 CHEVROLET VIN# 2G1WU581X69285015 1996 TOYOTA VIN# JT2AC52L7T0164262 2003 FORD VIN# 1FAFP55253A179718 2001 CHEVROLET VIN# 2G1WF52E019196018 2003 CHEVROLET VIN# 1G1ND52J73M504175 To be sold at auction at 8:00AM on FEBRUARY 10TH, 2017, at 2500 N. Forsyth rd, Orlando Fl 32807.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT, NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA PROBATE DIVISION IN RE: ESTATE OF MICHAEL J. PIRKL, Deceased.

File No.: 2016-CP-3130-0 NOTICE TO CREDITORS The administration of the estate of MICHAEL J. PIRKL, deceased, whose date of death was October 13, 2016, is pending in the Circuit Court for Orange County, Florida, Probate Division, the address of which is 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801. The names and addresses of the personal representative and the personal representative’s attorney are set forth below. All creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate on whom a copy of this notice is required to be served must file their claims with this court WITHIN THE LATER OF 3 MONTHS AFTER THE TIME OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE OR 30 DAYS AFTER THE DATE OF SERVICE OF A COPY OF THIS NOTICE ON THEM. All other creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate must file their claims with this court WITHIN 3 MONTHS AFTER THE DATE OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE. ALL CLAIMS NOT FILED WITHIN THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH IN SECTION 733.702 OF THE FLORIDA PROBATE CODE WILL BE FOREVER BARRED. NOTWITHSTANDING THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH ABOVE, ANY CLAIM FILED TWO (2) YEARS OR MORE AFTER THE DECEDENT’S DATE OF DEATH IS BARRED. The date of first publication of this notice is 1/18/17. Attorney for Personal Representative: /s/ ROBIN H. CONNER, Florida Bar No. 353361, 2801 N. Third Street, St. Augustine, FL 32084, Telephone: (904) 8290511, FAX: (904) 824-5709, pa133@bellsouth. net. Personal Representative /s/ MICHAEL D. PIRKL, 5344 Shore Drive, St. Augustine, FL 32086.

NOTICE OF SALE The following vehicles will be auctioned at A Reliable Towing, 2500 Forsyth Rd F-7, Orlando FL 32807 on February 4, 2017 at 9:00 am: 00 Toyota VIN: JT3GN87R2Y0147651; 98 Nissan VIN: JN1CA21D2WM927075; 11 Hyundai VIN: 5NPEB4AC7BH073694; 97 Ford VIN: 1FMDU32X1VUA93642.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: Pursuant to Florida Statute 713.78 on FEBRUARY 6, 2017 at 8am,Mike s Towing, 3141 Sharpe Rd., Apopka, FL will sell the following vehicle(s): 1999 HONDA VIN#1HGCG5655XA103932.

Seller reserves the right to bid and to refuse any/all bids. Sold as is, no warranty. Terms Cash.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 07/Dawson CASE NO: DP16-757 IN THE INTEREST OF: I.F. DOB: 02/02/2009, Minor Child SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Amanda Blackenship-Florentino Garcia Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are to appear on March 6, 2017, at 10:00 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Daniel P. Dawson, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032 3 , Florida Statutes. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 6th day of January, 2017. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk.

Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children an Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 - Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 07 CASE NO.: DP15-476 IN THE INTEREST OF:J.V. DOB: 11/06/2014, MINOR CHILD. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO:SALOMAN PEREZ, Address Unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child, a copy of which is attached, you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Daniel P. Dawson on February 1, 2017 at 9:30 a.m., at Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 21st day of December, 2016. This summons has been issued at the request of: Jennifer Shepard, Esquire, FBN: 93027, Attorney for the State of Florida, Children’s Legal Services, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, Florida 32801, (407) 317-7643-Telephone, (407) 317-7126-Fax, Jennifer.Shepard@ myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Rochelle Marrero, Deputy Clerk (Court Seal).

If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303, not later than (7) days prior to the proceeding. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Inspired Trends, LLC, of 13307 Heron Cove Dr. Orlando, FL 32837, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Inspired Nails It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Inspired Nails” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations.

Dated: 1/10/17

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Inspired Trends, LLC, of 13307 Heron Cove Dr. Orlando, FL 32837, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Hot Pink Lime It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Hot Pink Lime” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations.

Dated: 1/10/17

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Legal, Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 03 CASE NO: DP15-171 IN THE INTEREST OF: V.B., DOB: 11/14/2013, A MINOR CHILD SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF MANIFEST BEST INTEREST AND ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: NATHAN BOWERS, Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy Shea on Wednesday, February 1, 2017 at 9:45 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 28th day of December, 2016. This summon has been issued at the request of: Nancy A. Robak, Florida Bar No.: 88796 Senior Attorney Children’s Legal Services Department of Children and Families nancy.robak@ myflfamilies.com CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT BY:/S/ DEPUTY CLERK court seal .

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE 9TH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CECIL ALLEN, as Trustee of the Cecil Allen Revocable Trust 1111 Audubon Way Maitland, Florida 32751, Plaintiff, v. SUNITA SOOKHLALL BHATIA GAUTAM BHATIA GAUTAM BHATIA, as Trustee of the Gautam Bhatia Trust Dated January 16, 2009 MARK OLIVER KOZLOWSKI a/k/a, MARCO O. KOZLOWSKI a/k/a, MARCOS KOZLOWSKI, individually and as Trustee of the Firma Family Land Trust, 3956 Town Center Blvd., Orlando, Florida 32837 TIKI FINANCIAL SERVICES, INC. UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY- INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE UNKNOWN TENANT 1 UNKNOWN TENANT #2, Defendants.

CASE NO.: 2015-CA- 001293-O NOTICE OF SALE NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that on the 7 th day of March, 2017, at 11:00 a.m., at public sale online at www.myorangeclerk.realforeclose. com, the undersigned Clerk will offer for sale the real estate described as follows: Lot 32 and 38, together with the portion of vacated Lake Sybelia Drive lying easterly and adjacent to said Lot 38, Thompson Subdivision, according to the map or plat thereof as recorded in Plat Book Q, Page s 1, Public Records of Orange County, Florida. together with all structures, improvements, fixtures, and appurtenances on said land or used in conjunction therewith. Any person claiming an interest in the surplus from the sale, if any, other than the property owner as of the date of the lis pendens, must file a claim within sixty 60 days after the sale. The aforesaid sale will be made pursuant to a Final Judgment entered in this cause on December 20, 2016.

DATED this 28 th day of December, 2016. HOUSTON E. SHORT, FOR THE COURT, /s/ Houston E. Short, Attorneys for Plaintiff Houston E. Short, Florida Bar No.: 717592, GUNSTER, YOAKLEY STEWART, P.A., 200 S. Orange Ave., Suite 410, Orlando, FL 327801, Email: HShort@Gunster.com, 407 648-5077, FA : 407 849-1233.

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