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19 Flaming the fans
Readers react to stories in our last issue
musiC 29 Confessions of a mask For Kevin Barnes and Of Montreal, the only constant is change
29 Picks This Week
Maitland mainstay Antonio’s Ristorante is finding die-hard devotees among a new generation
7 This Modern World 7 ICYMI
Great live music rattles Orlando every night of the week
19 Tip Jar
News you need to know but may have missed in the past week
9 Informed Dissent This tax bill is a natural extension of the raw contempt that now defines Republican politics
10 The news that didn’t make the news Every year, Project Censored gathers the most important stories that didn’t get the mainstream attention they deserve
El Buda opens this week in Church Street’s Bumby Arcade, Blue Jacket Grille takes over the old Smiling Bison spot, plus more in our weekly food roundup
33 This Little Underground Poptone resurrect the Tones on Tail/Love and Rockets/Bauhaus trinity in unexpected ways; Bad Balloon on the rise with debut of Vacancy
21 Remix A punchbowl full of Negroni ingredients does not make a good holiday punch, but here’s what does
23 Recently Reviewed Short takes on restaurants we’ve reviewed recently
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15 Live Active Cultures A revival at HHN 30 in 2020 is probably the best Bill & Ted fans can realistically hope for; until then, be excellent to each other … and party on, dudes!
25 Cult of personality
34 Selections 36 The Week 37 Down the Road
The Disaster Artist pays tribute to The Room, but fails to match its predecessor’s watchability
25 Film Listings
Cinema-oriented events to go see this week
52 Savage Love 52 Gimme Shelter 53 Classifieds
27 On Screens in Orlando Movies playing this week: Aida’s Secrets, The Square and more
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Readers react to stories from the Nov. 29 issue. On Nov. 29, we wrote how the Puerto Rican exodus to Orlando because of Hurricane Maria could change Florida – and the island – forever. A conservative estimate from the Center for Puerto Rican Studies at Hunter College projects that in two years, Puerto Rico will lose 14 percent of its population, or 470,335 residents, to the mainland, with many coming to the Sunshine State. @Richard Neilan We must welcome our fellow Americans from Puerto Rico, and embrace the opportunity their relocation presents for Orlando! No excuses, and no haters! @Sharon McBride When all leave PR, the island will become big business for developers to build luxury hotels and mansions. In a couple of decades, it will become an island for the rich. Then, what becomes of Puerto Rican culture? It will dissipate and very few will be left. @Edward Marrero I’m Puerto Rican but it’s sad seeing a whole population be displaced.
On Nov. 28, we wrote about a WFTV-9 report that made a big deal out of homeless people using the downtown Orlando library and getting banned for sleeping, eating or bathing in the restrooms. Because, surprisingly, when you’re homeless, you still need to do all that stuff in a safe environment. @Katy Rader I’ve been into that library many times, and have had conversations with those homeless people you speak about MANY times and you know what I find?! Most of them are reading educational books, motivational books and far better stuff than I’d choose to read. They are using one of the only free tools they have to better themselves, so don’t shoot them while they are down! Public libraries are for the public! @Brian Phillips I worked at the downtown library in the lobby for eight years. I can tell you with certainty that – and this may be a shock to those with a silver spoon in their mouth and a stick up their ass – homelessness is not a good metric for predicting troubling behavior. Even if it were, as others have suggested here, the large population of homeless people at the library can be directly attributed to the removal of other available resources.
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Darren Soto and others push for legislation to revitalize Puerto Rico and the U.S. Virgin Islands, conspiracytheorist-in-chief Donald Trump suggests Joe Scarborough killed his intern in Florida, a Billy Manes mural and other things you may have missed this week. »
Orlando Rep. Darren Soto and others push for legislation to revitalize Puerto Rico, Virgin Islands: Last week, Soto and a number of other Congressional Democrats began their push for what would finally give the U.S. territories the help they’ve longed for. Dubbed the Puerto Rico and Virgin Islands Equitable Rebuild Act, the companion bills seek to address the mounting humanitarian crises by “mobilizing all necessary resources and assets to restore power, provide clean drinking water and food, safe shelter and access to health care,” and do so without forcing the territories to accumulate more debt, according to a press release. The legislation is intended to bridge a path toward not only rebuilding the U.S. territories back to pre-disaster conditions, but also working toward a sustainable future.
Conspiracy-theorist-in-chief Donald Trump now suggests Joe Scarborough killed his intern in Florida: Last Wednesday morning, in his predictable somewhere-around-that-first-cupof-coffee fashion, our nation’s leader suggested in a tweet that longtime critic Joe Scarborough, former Florida congressman and host of MSNBC’s Morning Joe, may have killed his intern while still serving in Congress. On July 20, 2001, Lori Klausitis of Niceville was found dead in Scarborough’s office, after having made comments to colleagues about not feeling well earlier that afternoon. According to medical examiner Dr. Michael Berkland, as reported by what’s now the Tampa Bay Times, Klausitis “lost consciousness because of an abnormal heart rhythm and fell, hitting her head on the desk.” The 28-year-old’s death was ultimately ruled an accident.
Billy Manes’ husband launches fundraiser to create tribute mural in Orlando: Tony Mauss, husband of the late Billy Manes, launched a fundraiser on Thursday to raise money for the creation of a downtown Orlando tribute mural in honor of the local icon. Manes was an activist and longtime columnist for Orlando Weekly and later became editor-in-chief at the local LGBTQ paper Watermark. He left a Billy-sized hole in the city’s heart when he died suddenly this past July due to complications from severe pneumonia, at age 45. Mauss wants to raise $35,000 on a GoFundMe campaign to pay local artists to paint the mural, purchase supplies and meet permitting costs. So far, the fundraiser has raised more than $1,400. “When Orlando called, Billy was there,” Mauss wrote on the fundraiser page. “And now it’s Orlando’s turn.”
Orlando Commissioner Regina Hill will press charges against former firefighter Joshua Granada: The press conference on Friday morning, in which Hill announced her plan to press charges against Granada after he recorded a 30-second audio clip of Hill acting “belligerently” during an Aug. 27 medical emergency call, was the commissioner’s first time to speak publicly on the matter. Though Granada claims he didn’t recognize Hill, she remains convinced that the incident was politically motivated. Earlier this year, Granada was awarded the “2017 Florida Firefighter of the Year” for his bravery as a first responder during the Pulse massacre on June 12, 2016.
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THE VICTORY OF CYNICISM This tax bill is a natural extension of the raw contempt that now defines Republican politics There are two ways of looking
at what happened in the U.S. Senate late Friday night, and both are largely correct. The first is that it was a shocking violation of norms and democratic principles – a major tax bill essentially rewritten by lobbyists on the fly, with little in the way of hearings and nothing in the way of expert testimony, rammed through with a fusillade of lies and distortions in the dead of night after key senators were bought off with assurances (e.g., Medicare cuts, health care stabilization and a DACA fix) that will likely never come to fruition. The second is that this is a natural extension of the raw cynicism that has defined Republican politics over the last several years. To wit, after the vote passed – at roughly 2 a.m. – Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, the most nakedly cynical man in modern political history, told reporters, contrary to all of the evidence right in front of your eyes, that “this was done through the regular order,” a lie so brazen that, had it been proffered under different circumstances, would almost be impressive. After all, this was a nearly 500-page bill – with inscrutable handwritten scribblings in the margins, no less – that was handed out to members of Congress just hours before the vote. When Democrats made a motion to adjourn for the weekend, so Congress and the public could see what was about to happen, Republicans said no. Then, on Sunday morning, McConnell told ABC’s This Week, “I’m confident this is not only revenue-neutral to the government, but actually it’s very likely to be a revenue producer.” In other words, corporate tax cuts will generate so much economic activity that it will more than make up for the $1.4
13 million fewer people to be insured – and health care premiums will increase. For good measure, fetuses will now be recognized for tax purposes, churches will be able to preach politics from the pulpit, and oil and gas companies will be allowed to drill in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, because why not. Oh, and while they were at it, they threw a bone to Hillside College, a private Michigan university favored by Education Secretary Betsy DeVos that will be exempted from a tax on endowments, and parents of private-school kids, who will be allowed to use a tax-free savings account to pay tuition. Ultimately, Mitch McConnell recognized something that Democrats haven’t: Process complaints don’t matter. Deficits don’t matter, either. When passing the Affordable Care Act, Democrats went through months upon months of hearings, testimony, debate, amendments and rewrites; Republicans still complained that Obamacare was jammed down their throats. The Obama administration went out of its way to make the bill deficitneutral, raising taxes on high earners to subsidize health care for the poor and head off Republican complaints about rising debt. The same thing played out with the stimulus. Democrats left it below what was really needed to assuage the self-appointed deficit hawks, and paid dearly for it in the 2010 midterms, when the economy had yet to roar back to life. The tax reform bill is a victory for Republicans in desperate need of a legislative win. It’s also a victory for the rich at the expense of everyone else. But more than that, I think, it’s a victory for cynicism.
trillion hole the bill is punching in the claim. At best, according to the prevailing budget over the next 10 years. Republicans consensus, the positive feedback effect have been insisting upon this fairy tale from tax cuts would recoup in the range for months, absent any sort of evidence. of 25 to 35 percent of the cost.” And that’s important for what’s coming Indeed, the most GOP-friendly analysis still predicted a $500 billion increase to next, assuming the House and Senate’s tax the deficit; others, including from the reform bills eventually become law: All of Joint Committee on Taxation, Congress’ a sudden, ballooning deficits will again nonpartisan scorekeeper, argued that be a major concern, and Republicans will number would be much higher. Indeed, suddenly be scolding us on how we just shortly after the rushed vote, the JCT can’t afford Medicare or Social Security released its final score: Even accounting or Medicaid or the Children’s Health for growth, the tax bill would cost $1.45 Insurance Program, let alone any big infrastructure bills. trillion. But let’s leave the deficit alone – as Dick The idea that drastically lowering the corporate tax rate will somehow infuse Cheney once said, “Deficits don’t matter” – and instead assess the economy with so the Senate’s bill on its much energy – though own terms. Here is, in the economy has been one sentence, what it adding jobs for 92 conis: a massive transfer of secutive months, the MITCH wealth from the middle country is nearly at full MCCONNELL’S and working classes to employment, and corpoLIES TO the wealthy, which will rations are seeing record THE PUBLIC ARE exacerbate the defining profits and sitting on SO BRAZEN problem of our times – massive stashes of cash income inequality – to – that it will grow by THAT THEY’RE appease the Republican leaps and bounds is an ALMOST Party’s donor class. article of blind faith, IMPRESSIVE. That’s it. not supported by data Sure, most taxpayers or history or common will see a cut next year sense. Rather, it’s a lie – modest if you’re in my Republicans – including income bracket, much Sen. Marco Rubio – have been telling themselves and their con- larger if you’re in David Siegel’s. But over stituents, so that they can still claim to be the next few years, for those earning $75,000 and below, that tax cut steadily deficit hawks. As Douglas Holtz-Eakin, the former evaporates. By 2027, nearly all of these head of the Congressional Budget taxpayers will actually face increases. Office, wrote in the Washington Post Corporations, meanwhile, will see their this weekend: “Never has a dynamically massive tax reductions made permanent, scored analysis concluded that a proposal even while income tax cuts end. Along the way, the individual mandate would ‘pay for itself with growth,’ and no serious economist would make such a will be repealed – thus causing some orlandoweekly.com
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The news that didn’t make the news
Every year, Project Censored gathers the most important stories that didn’t get the mainstream attention they deserve BY PAU L R OS E N B E R G
n America, we commonly think of press freedom and censorship in terms of the First Amendment, which focuses attention on the press itself and limits on the power of government to restrict it. But the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, drafted in the aftermath of World War II, presents a broader framework. Article 19 reads: “Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers.” By highlighting the right to receive information and ideas, Article 19 makes it clear that press freedom is about everyone in society, not just the press, and that government censorship is only one potential way of thwarting that right. That’s the perspective that has informed Project Censored from the beginning, more than 40 years ago. Even though Project Censored’s annual list focuses on specific censored stories, they’ve never been isolated examples of the underlying issues. They serve to highlight how far short we fall from the fully informed public that a healthy democracy requires – and that we all require in order to live healthy, safe, productive, satisfying lives. It’s the larger patterns of missing information, hidden problems and threats that should really concern us. Each Project Censored story provides some of that information, but the annual list helps shed light on these broader patterns of what’s missing, as well as on the specifics of the stories themselves. Project Censored founder Carl Jensen defined censorship as “the suppression of information, whether purposeful or not, by any method – including bias, omission, underreporting or selfcensorship – that prevents the public from fully knowing what is happening in its society.” In the introduction to the 2017 Project Censored book, Andy Lee Roth writes, “Finding common themes across news stories helps to contextualize each item as a part of the larger narratives shaping our times.” These patterns don’t just connect problems and issues, they connect people, communities and potential solutions as well. A shared understanding of the patterns that hold us down and divide us is the key to developing better patterns to live by together. With that thought in mind, here are five of Project Censored’s list of the most underreported stories of 2016-2017. (Visit orlandoweekly.com to see the Project Censored Top Ten.)
1. VOTER SUPPRESSION IN THE 2016 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION
The 2016 election was the first election in 50 years without the full protection of the Voting Rights Act, first passed in 1965. In Shelby County v. Holder (2013), a 5-4 conservative majority in the Supreme Court struck down a key provision requiring jurisdictions with a history of violations to “pre-clear” changes. As a result, changes to voting laws in nine states and parts of six others with long histories of racial discrimination in voting were no longer subject to federal government approval in advance. Since Shelby, 14 states, including many Southern states and key swing states, implemented new voting restrictions, in many cases just in time for the election. These included restrictive voter-identification laws in Texas and North Carolina; English-only elections in many Florida counties, as well as last-minute changes of poll locations; and changes in Arizona voting laws that had previously been rejected by the
Department of Justice before the Shelby decision. Ari Berman, author of Give Us the Ballot: The Modern Struggle for Voting Rights in America, was foremost among a small number of journalists to cover the suppression efforts and their results. In May 2017, he reported on an analysis of the effects of voter suppression by Priorities U.S.A., which showed that strict voter-ID laws in Wisconsin and other states resulted in a “significant reduction” in voter turnout in 2016 with “a disproportionate impact on African-American and Democraticleaning voters.” Berman noted that turnout was reduced by 200,000 votes in Wisconsin, while Donald Trump won the state by just over 22,000 votes. Nationwide, the study found that the change in voter turnout from 2012 to 2016 was significantly impacted by new voter-ID laws. In counties that were more than 40 percent African-American, turnout dropped 5 percent with new voterID laws, compared to 2.2 percent without. In counties that were less than 10 percent African-American, turnout decreased 0.7 percent with new voter-ID laws, compared to a 1.9 percent increase without. As Berman concluded, “This study provides more evidence for the claim that voter-ID laws are designed not to stop voter impersonation fraud, which is virtually nonexistent, but to make it harder for certain communities to vote.” As Berman noted in an article published by Moyers & Co. in December 2016, the topic of “gutting” the Voting Rights Act did not arise once during the 26 presidential debates prior to the election, while “[c]able news devoted hours and hours to Trump’s absurd claim that the election was rigged against him while spending precious little time on the real threat that voters faced.”
2. MATERNAL MORTALITY A GROWING THREAT IN THE U.S.
The U.S. maternal mortality rate is rising, while it’s falling elsewhere across the developed world. Serious injuries and complications are needlessly ever more widespread with shockingly little attention being paid. “Each year over 600 women in the U.S. die from pregnancyrelated causes and over 65,000 experience life-threatening complications or severe maternal morbidity,” Elizabeth Dawes Gay reported, covering an April 2016 congressional briefing organized by Women’s Policy Inc. “The average national rate of maternal mortality has increased from 12 per 100,000 live births in 1998 to 15.9 in 2012, after peaking at 17.8 in 2011.” “The U.S. is the only nation in the developed world with a rising maternal mortality rate,” Rep. Lois Capps stated at the meeting. “Inadequate health care in rural areas and racial disparities are drivers of this maternal health crisis,” Project Censored summarizes. “Nationally, African-American women are three to four times more likely than white women to die from pregnancy-related causes, with rates even higher in parts of the U.S. that Gay characterized as ‘pockets of neglect,’ such as Georgia, where the 2011 maternal mortality rate of 28.7 per 100,000 live births was nearly double the national average.” More broadly, Kiera Butler reported for Mother Jones that doctors rarely warn patients of the potential for serious injuries and complications that can occur following birth. “Women have a right to make informed decisions about their bodies and serious medical situations; however, when it comes to birth and its aftereffects, Butler found that doctors simply are
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not providing vital information,” Project Censored notes. Many state laws require doctors to inform women of the potential complications and dangers associated with delivery, but none require them to discuss potential long-term problems, including the fact that some complications are more prevalent in women who give birth vaginally, rather than by C-section. “All told, according to a 2008 study by researchers at the California HMO Kaiser Permanente, about one in three women suffer from a pelvic floor disorder (a category that includes urinary incontinence, fecal incontinence, and prolapse), and roughly 80 percent of those women are mothers,” Butler reported. “Women who deliver vaginally are twice as likely to experience these injuries as women who have a cesarean or who have not given birth. For one in 10 women, the problem is severe enough to warrant surgery.”
3. WIDESPREAD LEAD CONTAMINATION THREATENS CHILDREN’S HEALTH AND COULD TRIPLE HOUSEHOLD WATER BILLS
After President Barack Obama declared a federal emergency in Flint, Michigan, based on lead contamination of the city’s water supply in January 2016, Reuters reporters M.B. Pell and Joshua Schneyer began an investigation of lead contamination nationwide with shocking results. In June 2016, they reported that although many states and Medicaid rules require blood lead tests for young children, millions of children were not being tested. In December 2016, they reported on the highly decentralized data they had been able to assemble from 21 states, showing that 2,606 census tracts and 278 ZIP codes across the United States had levels of lead poisoning more than double the rates found in Flint at the peak of its contamination crisis. Of those, 1,100 communities had lead contamination rates “at least four times higher” than Flint. In Flint, 5 percent of the children screened high blood lead levels. Nationwide, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention estimate that 2.5 percent of all U.S. children younger than six – about 500,000 children – have elevated blood lead levels. Pell and Schneyer’s neighborhood focus allowed them to identify local hotspots “whose lead poisoning problems may be obscured in broader surveys,” such as those focused on statewide or countywide rates. They found them in communities that “stretch from Warren, Pennsylvania ... where 36 percent of children tested had high lead levels, to ... Goat Island, Texas, where a quarter of tests showed poisoning.” What’s more, “in some pockets of Baltimore, Cleveland and Philadelphia, where lead poisoning has spanned generations, the rate of elevated tests over the last decade was 40 to 50 percent.” There’s a deeper infrastructure problem involved, as Farron Cousins reported for DeSmogBlog in January 2017. “Lead pipes are time bombs,” and water contamination is to be expected, Cousins wrote. The U.S. relies on an estimated 1.2 million miles of lead pipes for municipal delivery of drinking water, and much of this aging infrastructure is reaching or has exceeded its lifespan. In 2012 the American Water Works Association estimated that a complete overhaul of the nation’s
aging water systems would require an investment of $1 trillion over the next 25 years, which could triple household water bills. A January 2017 Michigan State University study found that “water rates are currently unaffordable for an estimated 11.9 percent of households.” As Cousins concluded, “While the water contamination crisis will occasionally steal a headline or two, virtually no attention has been paid to the fact that we’re pricing a third of United States citizens out of the water market.”
4. BIG DATA AND DARK MONEY BEHIND THE 2016 ELECTION
When Richard Nixon first ran for Congress in 1946, he and his supporters used a wide range of dirty tricks aimed at smearing his opponent as proCommunist, including a boiler-room operation generating phone calls to registered Democrats which simply said, “This is a friend of yours, but I can’t tell you who I am. Did you know that Jerry Voorhis is a Communist?” Then the caller would hang up. In 2016, the same basic strategy was employed but with decades of refinement, technological advances and massively more money behind it. A key player in this was right-wing computer scientist and hedge-fund billionaire Robert Mercer, who contributed $13.5 million to Trump’s campaign and also funded Cambridge Analytica, a data analytics company that specializes in “election management strategies” and using “psychographic” microtargeting – based on thousands of pieces of data for some 220 million American voters – as Carole Cadwalladr reported for the Guardian in February 2017. After Trump’s victory, Cambridge Analytica CEO Alexander Nix said, “We are thrilled that our revolutionary approach to data-driven communication has played such an integral part in President-elect Trump’s extraordinary win.” Cambridge Analytica’s parent company, Strategic Communication Laboratories, was more old-school until recently in elections across Europe, Africa and the Caribbean. In Trinidad, it paid for the painting of graffiti slogans purporting to be from grass-roots youth. In Nigeria, it advised its client party to suppress the vote of their opposition “by organizing anti-poll rallies on the day of the election.” But now they’re able to microtarget their deceptive, disruptive messaging. “Pretty much every message that Trump put out was data-driven” after they joined the campaign, Nix said in September 2016. On the day of the third presidential debate, Trump’s team “tested 175,000 different ad variations for his arguments” via Facebook. This messaging had everything to do with how those targeted would respond, not with Trump’s or Mercer’s views. In a New Yorker profile, Jane Mayer noted that Mercer argued that the 1964 Civil Rights Act was a major mistake, a subject not remotely hinted at during the campaign. “Suddenly, a random billionaire can change poli-
tics and public policy – to sweep everything else off the table – even if they don’t speak publicly, and even if there’s almost no public awareness of his or her views,” Trevor Potter, former chair of the Federal Election Commission, told Mayer. With the real patterns of influence, ideology, money, power and belief hidden from view, the very concept of democratic self-governance is now fundamentally at risk.
5. ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT “SUPERBUGS” THREATEN HEALTH AND FOUNDATIONS OF MODERN MEDICINE
The problem of antibiotics giving rise to more dangerous drug-resistant germs (“superbugs”) has been present since the early days of penicillin, but has now reached a crisis, with companies creating dangerous superbugs when their factories leak industrial waste, as reported by Madlen Davies of the Bureau of Investigative Journalism in September 2016. Factories in China and India – where the majority of worldwide antibiotics are manufactured – have released “untreated waste fluid” into local soils and waters, leading to increases in antimicrobial resistance that diminish the effectiveness of antibiotics and threaten the foundations of modern medicine. One strain of drug-resistant bacterium that originated in India in 2014 has since spread to 70 other countries. Superbugs have already killed an estimated 25,000 people across Europe – thus globally posing “as big a threat as terrorism,” according to U.K. National Health Service Chief Medical Officer Dame Sally Davies. Superbugs are especially threatening to modern medicine, in which a wide range of sophisticated practices – organ transplants, joint replacements, cancer chemotherapy and care of pre-term infants – “will become more difficult or even too dangerous to undertake,” according to Margaret Chan, head of the World Health Organization. “At the heart of the issue is how to motivate pharmaceutical companies to improve their production practices. With strong demand for antibiotics, the companies continue to profit despite the negative consequences of their actions,” Project Censored notes. “Although the threat of antibiotic-resistant microbes is well documented in scientific publications, there is little to no coverage on superbugs in the corporate press. What corporate news coverage there is tends to exaggerate the risks and consequences of natural outbreaks – as seen during the Ebola scare in the U.S. in 2014 – rather than reporting on the preventable spread of superbugs by irresponsible pharmaceutical companies.” Once again, it’s not just a problem of suppressing a single story, but two overlapping patterns – the biological problem of superbugs and political economy problem of the corporate practices that produce them so wantonly.
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BY SETH KUBERSKY MosT ExcEllENT MEETup | Photo by Andrew Scheufler
Christmastime is traditionally
the season for Walt Disney World to shine, with Mickey’s parties in the Magic Kingdom, candlelight processionals at Epcot and new holiday projections on Hollywood Studios’ Tower of Terror. SeaWorld usually runs a close second, with its spectacular Sea of Trees and various encounters with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and friends. However, 2017 will be remembered as the year Universal Orlando shot to the top of the tree with an all-star slate of new holiday shows across both parks. The long-running Macy’s Parade inside Universal Studios Florida underwent an extreme makeover, gaining impressive new floats themed around Minions, Shrek and Madagascar. The choreography is better than ever, and the new floats’ internal engines eliminate tacky tow-trucks, but the Muzak-esque instrumental soundtrack is so soporific that I yearned for the earworm “Let Your Heart Take Flight” to return. Universal’s other holiday headliner, the Magic of Christmas at Hogwarts Castle projections in Islands of Adventure, is an unqualified success, exceeding the eyepopping presentations at the Harry Potter lands’ grand openings; watch the night’s final showing from the Hogsmeade stage or the Jurassic Park bridge for best viewing. And Universal offers other Yuletide entertainment, both familiar (Grinchmas musical, Mannheim Steamroller concerts) and fresh (new Celestina Warbeck songs by composers Zachary & Weiner) to fill guests’ stockings. But a certain segment of Universal’s frequent visitors aren’t about Christmas, because they’re still focused on Halloween. Before last fall’s Halloween Horror Nights began, Universal announced that the 26th annual edition of Bill & Ted’s Excellent Halloween Adventure would also be the last. The popular pop-culture
A revival at HHN 30 in 2020 is probably the best Bill & Ted fans can realistically hope for; until then, be excellent to each other … and party on, dudes! spoof was given a well-deserved “farewell tour” send-off, with a strong script by writer-director Jason Horne and extra performances scheduled so annual passholders could say goodbye. Universal declined to answer specific questions about the show’s end, but their spokesman stated, “We know the show had a dedicated following and we did not make the decision about the Farewell tour lightly. But we are always looking for new and exciting Halloween Horror Nights content and look forward to sharing what’s next with you and all our fans.” Even so, some B&T devotees still aren’t willing to let the time-traveling duo depart and have organized in hopes of persuading Universal to rescind the Wyld Stallyns’ pink slip. The movement began with the Twitter hashtag #SaveBillAndTed. Then Rachel Callahan, an office manager from Orlando, formed a “Save Bill And Ted” Facebook group which currently has more than 1,100 members around the globe; a related Change.org petition is approaching 1,500 signatures. Most recently, a SaveBillAndTed.org website was launched, featuring email and postal addresses for contacting Universal executives, along with a newsletter and community forum. Last Saturday, a couple dozen B&T diehards gathered at the Miller’s Ale House across Kirkman Road from Universal’s entrance to discuss their next moves, led by Callahan and her co-organizer Lisa Frack Fritscher, a local writer and one-time sca-
reactor. They plan to raise awareness for their cause by organizing events like film screenings and charity drives (this meeting collected toys for Shriners Hospital), as well as promoting quirky “Most Excellent Moments,” such as donating a Bill & Ted tattoo to a California fan. Although Callahan first experienced B&T just last year, she says she was instantly attracted to the community around the show. “I’ve never been around a more passionate group of people,” she told me, adding that she was inspired to start the Facebook group by “the people that were coming together, and all the stories of why they love Bill & Ted and what it means to them.” While her group’s explicit objective “is to get the show to come back in some form or capacity,” they’ve added the charity aspect because, she acknowledges, “We’re not going to thrive on just trying to save the show, so why not try to help people?” That’s good to hear, because I’d wager their chances of making Universal reverse course to be slightly worse than the Grim Reaper’s odds at Battleship. Even if they were to boycott, 1,000-odd guests is a drop in the bucket compared to the crowds HHN brings in. I say this as an old-school B&T fan going back to the mid-’90s, when writers J. Michael Roddy and Jason Surrell brought sci-fi smackdowns like Mulder vs. Scully (Tyler Cravens, Jamie Thomason) and Kirk vs. Picard (Dan Johnson, Mike Mergenthaler) to loony life. But while the show’s meme references now go over my graying head, Bill & Ted themselves have become less relevant to modern audiences – long-rumored third film notwithstanding – so the current creative team must relish the opportunity to start fresh with a new franchise. A triumphant revival at HHN 30 in 2020 is probably the best B&T fans can hope for; until then, be excellent to each other … and party on, dudes! email@example.com orlandoweekly.com
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[ food + drink ]
by Faiyaz Kara
OPENINGS: Latin-Asian restaurant El Buda (formerly known as Buda Libre), by Iron Chef America contestant and Beat Bobby Flay judge Roberto Treviño, will open sometime this week inside the Bumby Arcade. And, yes, the downstairs cellar will be open for seating … Blue Jacket Grille, serving burgers, wings, flatbreads and beer, has opened in the former Smiling Bison space on Bennett Road … Lineage Coffee Roasting has opened a new location on East Colonial Drive near the intersection of Mills Avenue, in the same building as the Mills 50 Lazy Moon … Peppino’s Organic Italian Kitchen & Pizzeria has opened in the Hourglass District … Hawkers Asian Street Fare continues its expansion with its latest outpost, scheduled to open next summer in Delray Beach. NEWS: Rob Chase, new owner of Cavanaugh’s in College Park, says the wine store will undergo a thorough rebranding with a new name and concept. Chase will build a proper wine bar and offer wines by the glass, in addition to doing some interior and exterior work. The shop will close for one to two weeks in mid-to-late January before reopening the newly named wine bar in early February.
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onions in a light and balanced tomato sauce ($16) was a fetching plate of chaos. Tramontana works like a contemporary artist, creating and contriving his works Maitland mainstay is finding die-hard devotees among against a timeworn backdrop, but the strokes are purposeful. A heavy brush of a new generation basil-pesto crème fraîche gave a plating By FAIyAz KARA of oak wood-grilled mutton snapper ($30) served with a mushroom risotto the proper hen was the last time you ate at blue-haired. And frankly, after nearly 28 perspective. The meaty fish is graced with Antonio’s in Maitland? It’s been years in business, this Maitland mainstay an heirloom tomato “salsa” and a wholeso long for me that I didn’t even could do with some naturally darker fol- grain mustard aioli, adding bursts of color know owner Greg Gentile dropped the “La licles in its midst. No doubt, the Old World and fancy to the fish’s smoky notes. The braised lamb shank ($23), however, Fiamma” appendage from the restaurant’s makes its presence felt here, but in addition name. I was up in arm! Ha, no I wasn’t, to the hushed lighting, white linens, leather- was the unquestionable masterpiece. I don’t but it was nice to see the place hadn’t bound menus and thickly accented servers, know what Tramontana did to make the lamb and the Parmesanchanged much since my last visit a decade- there’s Tramontana, who’s sweet pea risotto so ish ago. The market and café downstairs is as well-versed in the prodamn squisito, but it had a bit bigger, but it’s as lively, energetic, and tocols of millennials as he ANTONIO’S everyone at the table chock-full of wine, cheese, cured meats and is in constructing exacting RISTORANTE marveling as though the gourmet Italian goodies as ever. Patrons dishes. 611 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland dish had been fashioned Yes, they’re photogenic, can purchase a bottle of wine from the 407-645-5523 by Botticelli. Adoration of market, then pop it open at a table in one but a starter of longantoniosonline.com the shank only intensified of the cafe’s inviting nooks along with, say, stem Italian artichokes $$$ when we paired it with a eggplant parmesan, a pear-and-sausage wrapped in crispy proglass of ripasso ($9.50). sandwich, or a wood-fired pizza with gor- sciutto and stuffed with Traditional desserts, gonzola and figs. But the primary reason for goat cheese ($9) was as our visit lay up above, in the more formal magnificent to ingest as it was to behold. like tiramisu ($7.50) and profiteroles Gin-cured slivers of salmon mixed with ($5.95), could hold no such claim. Don’t get restaurant upstairs. The visit, in fact, was precipitated by crunchy shaved fennel, arugula, cucumber me wrong, they’re worthy meal endings, the restaurant’s executive chef Patrick and parsnip crisps ($9) were delightfully but they just weren’t as visually striking Tramontana – or rather, by Tramontana’s bracing; tossing it in a slick of lemon-dill as we’d hoped. We might’ve been spoiled Instagram account. His posts, gorgeous, vinaigrette and a dollop of crème fraîche by Tramontana’s plated wonders, sure, but slickly produced pics of soft-core gastro- made the “salad” an even prettier mess. we only have him to blame for wanting to nomica, have singlehandedly brought a Even perfectly cooked penne with bits celebrate the art of the meal. whole new audience to this bastion for the of house-made sausage and caramelized firstname.lastname@example.org
EVENTS: Tickets are still available for the last big food event of the year. The James Beard Foundation Celebrity Chef Tour Saturday, Dec. 9, at Ravello brings together Dean Max (DJM Restaurants), Paula DaSilva (Burlock Coast), James Boyce (Cotton Row) and Kathleen Blake (Rusty Spoon), along with Fabrizio Schenardi and Rabii Saber of the Four Seasons Resort Orlando. Cost is $235 … Also on Dec. 9, the Brunch Bros and Fork Orlando host a party celebrating the release of the new Brunch Bros Brunch Beer (it’s a bacon-waffle stout) at Deadly Sins Brewing from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. … Cress Restaurant will stage two fundraising dinners Dec. 14 and 15, with proceeds going to organizations helping animals affected by the California wildfires … Christmas Dreams, a local charity creating memorable Christmas experiences for children battling life-threatening illnesses, has teamed up with Huey Magoo’s for “A Very Magoo Christmas” Dec. 16. A portion of the proceeds from each Central Florida location will go toward the charity. Got restaurant dish? Send tips to email@example.com
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holiday punch By Jessica Bryce young
his month I’m revisiting two of my favorites: holiday punch (a December classic) and, yes, the Negroni. I was fortunate enough to visit Paris last month, and while there, I had a “Wake Me Up Negroni” at a lounge called Readymade in the Palais de Tokyo museum – a light Negroni mixed with café Americano and served in a ceramic cup over one large ice cube. It did, in fact, wake me up … which was a good thing, because we had a 10 p.m. dinner reservation. But the clarity of the drink stuck with me, and the way the Campari, vermouth and coffee melded into a whole greater than the sum of its parts, so I made a note to try and re-create it at home. Meanwhile, December is the month most likely to see a gathering in your home, and punch is both traditional and easy on hosts. The thought had crossed my mind before Thanksgiving that since I love Negronis so much, maybe the easiest possible punch would just be a giant-format Negroni: a bowl filled with a fifth each of Campari, gin and sweet vermouth, with a great big ice ring to help dilute the drink.
This was a truly terrible idea. I don’t know what they called it where you went to high school – trashcan punch, jungle juice, spodie-odie, or whatever – but a tub of liquor is a tub of liquor. While a punch bowl of Campari and Carpano Antica may be more sophisticated than a plastic bucket of Bacardi and Everclear, the results are much the same. And adding coffee to negroni punch: that mix just leads to Red Bull and vodka syndrome: It keeps stupid-drunk people • 5 cups gin, chilled awake long enough to do more stupid things • 3 cups Campari, chilled before they pass out. • 2 cups sweet vermouth, chilled So, back to the drawing board. A Negroni• 1 cup freshly squeezed lime juice inspired punch needed more input from the • 2 1/2 cups freshly squeezed traditional punch side of the equation, so I grapefruit juice called on classic citrus and a light amount • 1 cup freshly squeezed orange juice of bubbly – not enough to make a truly fizzy • 1 750-milliliter bottle cava or drink, just enough to add sparkle. prosecco, chilled I also tweaked the proportions, an abomi• ice ring (optional) nation to those who worship the Negroni’s • a lemon and an orange, sliced thinly perfect 1:1:1 recipe, but a necessity in this case. And last, as a nod to that Parisian First, make the ice ring: At least 24 hours “Wake-Me-Up,” I’ve added a caffeinated before you plan to serve the punch, fill a bundt variation for the night owls. pan, cake tin or even just a medium-sized firstname.lastname@example.org
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cake tin from IKEA) with filtered water and set carefully in the freezer. Alternatively, you can use four cups of ice, but the punch will be diluted much faster that way. Just before the party: Place the frozen ice mold in a large punch bowl. Pour over gin, Campari, vermouth and the fruit juices and mix gently. Add the sparkling wine, carefully float the citrus slices on top (but not too carefully; they won’t stay there for long) and serve in small cups with additional ice. Coffee variation: Omit the lime juice and one of the cups of gin, and add two cups of a goodquality cold-brew coffee concentrate. Add 10 dashes of Bittermens Xocolatl Mole Bitters. Garnish with two oranges, sliced thin.
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BBB Tofu House
Soondubu, the fiery Korean soup of pillowy silken tofu, is BBB’s raison d’etre, and you won’t find a better bowl of it anywhere else in the city. Reddened and rippling with fumes from chili powder and paste, the heady broth is simply magical. Seven soups ranging from “original beef” to seafood to kimchi are offered, though ordering any of their combo meals (you’ll do well to get the galbi) will score you a bowl of the house soondubu with shrimp, clams and squid. Don’t overlook the bibimbap or the Korean seafood pancake – both are spectacular. Desserts aren’t offered, but a menu expansion is in the works. Closed Wednesdays. 5140 W. Colonial Drive, 407-723-8299; $$
Some mighty fine kebabs can be had at this Persian market and eatery in Longwood. Of note are ground beef koobideh kebabs, chicken kebabs fashioned from thigh and breast meat, and ghormeh sabzi, an herbaceous stew. Peruse the shelves of spices, oils and pickles, then make your way to the freezers for frozen desserts (get a tub of faloodeh and bastani), cheeses and beverages while you wait. A display case of sweets is hard to overlook – grab a few Persian cream puffs to take home. Open daily. 185 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood, 407-951-8084; $
Teak NeigHBorHood grill maiTlaNd
The Maitland outpost offers a menu identical to the MetroWest original, though execution here needs a bit of work. Still, you can gorge on a wide selection of hefty burgers, including such monstrosities as the cronut burger with a half-pound of meat and maple-pepper bacon, or the “Teak Challenge” – a two-pounder with 27 slices of cheese, 24 slices of bacon and so much more. Open daily. 901 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland, 407-335-4835; $$
You’ll be, ahem, hard-pressed to find a better sandwich than the ones served up at the Longwood outpost of Tampa’s AJ’s Press. Mexican bolillo and telera rolls are weighty enough to hold the porky mélange of smoky ham, smokier Cantimpalo chorizo, and slow-roasted
pork in the Cuban; a less filling ham and cheese option is just as solid. Our fave: a beer-braised brisket sammie with pickled jalapenos. Be like Elvis and end with a sticky-goopy sandwich of bourbon caramelized bananas and peanut butter. Closed Sundays. 182 W. State Road 434, Longwood, 407-790-7020; $$
muddy WaTers From the gumbo to the smoked trout beignets, the food here is nomworthy of NOLA. Po’boys are fashioned from bread shipped in from Gambino’s in Metairie (get ’em with a side of chicken and sausage jambalaya); the shrimp and grits are damn-near perfect; and the Cedar Key clams in a white wine sauce with pancetta are worth getting extra bread for. The banana bread pudding will put you under its spell. Open daily. 101 S. Eola Drive, 407-843-9676; $$
oraNge couNTy BreWers/orlaNdo Pizza aNd WiNg co. The downtown core’s sole craft brewery sets the bar high with a nice selection of beers (try the Green Tea IPA and Percolator Milk Stout) alongside a worthy offering of Neapolitan-style pizzas and some of the best smoked jumbo chicken wings offered in the city. Open daily. 131 N. Orange Ave., 407-914-2831; $$
TurkisH Bar aNd grill Stellar Turkish fare, be it doner kebabs, chicken shish or lamb adana, truly impresses, as do lamb chops and less meaty fare like stuffed white cabbage braced with mint, parsley and garlic and filled with ground beef and rice. Spinach and feta pide – as doughy and delectable a flatbread as you ever will eat – is a must, as is ending with the best kunefe in town. Open daily. 260 Douglas Ave., Altamonte Springs, 407-869-5555; $$$
Pizzeria roBerTi Proprietor and pizzaiolo Joe Roberti takes great pride in his dough and in-house fermenting approach, which results in a crust that’s thin and bubbly, crisp yet yielding and, above all, flavorful. No matter the pie – simple margherita, or comforting short rib with caramelized onions, or fanciful foie gras – you won’t be disappointed. Closed Sundays. 2751 Chickasaw Trail, 407-634-0041; $$
Joyful gardeN Those with a sense of the adventurous will dive headlong into the seafood-heavy options at this West Colonial Chinese restaurant. There are live critters like crystal crab, lobster, baby pomfret, striped bass, eel and more for the taking, as well as plenty of Hong Kong-style fare. Baby eggplant in a spicy garlic sauce is absolutely luxuriant. The menu is vast, but if you’re in a group, consider sharing a pricey portion of geoduck sashimi. Open daily. 5210 W. Colonial Drive, 407-270-8810; $$$ n
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[ film + tv ]
cult classics: Pan’s Labyrinth In 1944 Spain, young Ofelia and her ailing mother arrive at the post of her mother’s new husband, a sadistic army officer who is trying to quell a guerrilla uprising. While exploring an ancient maze, Ofelia encounters the faun Pan, who tells her that she is a legendary lost princess and must complete three dangerous tasks in order to claim immortality. Tuesday, 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.
Dust 2 Glory This special one-night event is the most in-depth and dramatic exploration of the world’s toughest point-to-point desert race ever created, the SCORE Baja 1000. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com. Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner After a 10-day Hawaiian vacation, Joanna returns to her San Francisco home with John, her brand-new fiancé. Although he’s a successful doctor and a Nobel Prize candidate, her parents are taken aback when they discover John is black. Sunday, 2 & 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com. Lady Bird Greta Gerwig’s directorial debut is a coming-of-age story starring Saoirse Ronan. Through Thursday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. letters to santa: The Polar Express Matinee screening of the holiday film, along with a special holiday party with cookies and hot cocoa, an appearance by Santa and more. Sunday, 11 am; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407629-0054; enzian.org.
The Disaster Artist
Cult of personality
to enjoy in The Disaster Artist, from how Wiseau and Sestero’s rooftop lamentations The Disaster Artist pays tribute to The Room, but fails to about their acting career are echoed by their characters’ chats in The Room to the match its predecessor’s watchability inspiration for the classic line, “You are By T ha ddeus Mccol lu M tearing me apart, Lisa!” But despite assurances from James the stranger-than-fiction story behind the on’t be weird.” That’s the admonishment making of The Room. Don’t expect much Franco on the talk show circuit, it’s unlikely that Tommy Wiseau (James new information to come to light if you’ve that those who aren’t already in love with Franco) gives Greg Sestero (Dave Franco) already read Sestero’s book on which the The Room are going to fall for The Disaster at one of their earliest meetings – a meet- film was based, though; despite a bravura Artist. The comedic moments – of which up at a San Francisco restaurant to discuss performance from James Franco, Wiseau there are many, and they all land – are mostly predicated on the assumption that partnering for a scene in their shared acting remains as inscrutable as ever. The film is framed around the friendship the audience has at least some familiarity class – in The Disaster Artist. Wiseau then cajoles Sestero into performing the scene between Sestero and Wiseau. After meeting with the source. For the uninitiated, a brief in the middle of the restaurant, utilizing the in acting class, they develop a friendship trip through YouTube for a primer on The “acting louder is acting better” approach that leads them both to move to Los Room’s best worst moments should catch to the craft. The patrons of the restaurant Angeles to pursue the Hollywood dream. you up enough to enjoy The Disaster Artist. At its heart, The deliver a confused smattering of applause After finding out that Disaster Artist is a film at the end, but Sestero barely notices. He’s Wiseau already has by and for fans of The already fallen for Wiseau’s unique brand an apartment in L.A., The DisasTer arTisT Room. It’s a testament of charismatic no-fucks-given approach to Sestero asks him why Opens Friday, Dec. 8 to the enduring cult life. What’s “weird” to Wiseau isn’t yelling he’s never tried his that springs up around Tennessee Williams lines in the middle of a hand at acting professo-bad-they’re-good restaurant; it’s holding back because you’re sionally before. Wiseau films and filmmakers. worried what other people might think of answers, “I’ve never But as a passion projhad a friend to do it you. ect about a cult classic, It’s a mindset that garnered Wiseau mil- with before.” The pair lions of – well, “admirers” might not be of aspiring actors find little success, and end The Disaster Artist intrinsically limits itself. the right word, but certainly “fans” – in up deciding to make their own movie with After watching The Disaster Artist, you’re the wake of The Room, a 2003 feature Wiseau’s considerable fortune. Meanwhile, more likely to want to go home and dust that Wiseau wrote, directed, starred in and their friendship turns dark when Wiseau off your old DVD of The Room than watch financed that has gone on to become a begins to get jealous of Sestero’s new girl- Franco’s imitation of it, no matter how lovcult hit based on its sheer, earnest incom- friend, Amber, played by an underused ingly it’s made. In that sense, at least, it’s far better to go ahead and be weird. petence. The Disaster Artist, thankfully, is Alison Brie. Fans of the The Room will find plenty far from incompetent, even as it revels in email@example.com
Midnight Movies: The Room The most notorious film of the past 20 years. See it on the big screen before The Disaster Artist tears it apart, Lisa. FridaySaturday, 11:59 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.
Movies on Magnolia: Miracle on 34th Street A young lawyer defends an old man who was institutionalized after claiming to be Santa Claus. Thursday, 7:30 pm; Wayne Densch Performing Arts Center, 201 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford; $5; 407321-8111; wdpac.com.
The Rich Weirdoes Present: The Rocky Horror Picture Show Screening of the cult classic with a shadow cast, props and callbacks. Friday-Saturday, 11:15 pm; AMC CityWalk, 6000 Universal Blvd.; $11; richweirdoes.com.
saturday Matinee classics: It’s a Wonderful Life Frank Capra’s famous film about an ordinary guy who does the right thing. Saturday, noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407629-0054; enzian.org.
Seduction of the Pines Premiere of a film about a man’s quest to find lost land in Cuba. Includes a panel with the directors and Cuban food. Saturday, noon; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; free; 407-7046261; abbeyorlando.com.
Some Like It Hot Free screening of the Marilyn Monroe picture to coincide with the museum’s Monroe exhibition. Saturday, 7 pm; Ripley’s Believe It or Not!, 8201 International Drive; free; 407-3450501; ripleys.com.
Winter Film Festival: An American Tail Animated film about a mouse and his family who emigrate to New York City from Eastern Europe. Monday, 11 am; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. ●
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By sTeve schneideR This WeeK: Aida’s Secrets Truth, they say, is stranger than fiction. They just don’t say it to Holocaust survivors, lest they get smacked in the face. For the reasons why, witness this twisty tale of family secrets, as uncovered by a 67-year-old survivor of Bergen-Belsen who discovers that his bloodline is richer and more complex than he ever thought. The Hollywood Reporter says the film is going to make you want to rush out and consult a genealogist. Unless you’re Steve Bannon, in which case no news is good news, I guess. (NR) Gangster Land From the looks of it, the mean streets of a studio tour appear to have provided the backdrop for this low-budget period crime drama, in which the underworld enmities that led to the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre are seen through the eyes of Al Capone’s right-hand man, Jack McGurn. Capone is played by Mel Gibson’s son Milo; gee, I hope he found some way to research the traits of aging psychopaths who are a danger to everyone around them. Like all worthy projects, this one features Jamie-Lynn Sigler as a flapper. Now there’s a Charleston to chew on. (NR) The Square Hey, who’s up for some Swedish satire? Who isn’t already Swedish, I mean?
The Palme d’Or winner at this year’s Cannes concerns the brouhaha that erupts when an art gallery tries to spice up its promotion of an installation that might be too bland. A cast that includes Elisabeth Moss and Dominic West is headlined by Danish actor Claes Bang (which is a real person, honest, not an identity created by the predictive text on PornHub). Fun trivia: Supporting actor Terry Notary was cast after director Ruben Ostlund did a Google search for the term “actor imitating monkey.” Seen Tape? I would have thought that title belonged forever to Ethan Hawke. (R) Tad the Lost Explorer and the Secret of King Midas If you’ve already checked out Coco, then you might be ready for an animated feature that was made by actual Hispanics. But don’t worry: You don’t have to understand Spanish, because they’ve dubbed it into English. (Whew, that was close!) Its predecessor, 2012’s Tad, the Lost Explorer, didn’t even get released stateside, but that hopefully won’t be too much of a stumbling block as the titular bricklayer-turned-adventurer tries to rescue his girlfriend from a millionaire who’s after a necklace once owned by King Midas. Hmmm … a rich guy who’s obsessed with gold and a danger to women. There’s got to be a pee-pee tape in there somewhere. (PG) orlandoweekly.com
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[ concert preview ]
Quintron and Miss Pussycat, Bad azz Becky, tiger Fawn and More Thomas and Olivia Wynn Local roots-rock royalty and sibling act Thomas and Olivia Wynn promise to get loose and soulful for a rare, free tandem gig. 8 p.m. Wednesday, Dec. 6, at the Imperial at Washburn Imports, free
Quintron & Miss Pussycat Get festive on a whole goddamn other level when Quintron and Miss Pussycat take over Will’s with puppetry, the drum Buddy, pounding organ and mutant grooves with no earthly parallel. 8 p.m. Thursday, Dec. 7, at Will’s Pub, $10-$12
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Confessions of a mask For Kevin Barnes and Of Montreal, the only constant is change By MOriAh russO
overs of the man behind his many masks may savor the vision of Bowie’s cabinet de cahiers carried to the set of The Man Who Fell to Earth and all the world over afterward. One might as easily imagine Kevin Barnes toting trunks bursting with gaudy ensembles, vinyl inflatables and a bounty of books to buoy sybaritic strength. From French erotic fiction to the underground abject, the Of Montreal frontman has historically managed to mutate freely alongside his shifting influences – sounding through masks like the genderfluid Georgie Fruit persona to psychographically express his “plate glass of maturing cells.” Never shying from the taboo, he espouses Dionysian impulses through art, decadence and, most recently, electronic dance music. Orlando Weekly: What are you working on currently, post-Rune Husk? Kevin Barnes: I kind of already fin-
ished a new album. It’s continuing in the direction I followed with the last record, Innocence Reaches, with getting into electronica, drum programing, synthesizers and stuff like that, but incorporating a little bit more influence from vaporwave. Like your record titles and lyrics, your new digital label sybaritic Peer is a logophile’s feast. I like that it’s open to
different interpretations. I like to think of it as this worldly experienced figure
different brains all over the planet and into my brain sometimes.
don’t be fooled by the lack of a splashy stage name, this Puerto Rican singer/Mc is one of the vanguard artists in
Does your evolving subversion of gender norms via performance personas reflect a self-identification or an ideal?
the emerging trap-reggaeton movement. 10 p.m. Friday, Dec. 8, at Gilt, $20-$40
that you can have as a sort of mentor in your intellectual life and sexual life and spiritual life.
I think that it’s exciting that we live in an age now when people are encouraged to explore the nuances of their self-concept, and it seems like we’re sort of evolving on that level, where so many people now feel so, is the sybaritic Peer a fellow to your Georgie Fruit persona or more of a more comfortable being outside of these restrictive gender roles. I mean, I think songwriting tool? Oh, for sure. I mean, I think that a lot of artists, a lot of songwrit- any sort of labeling or compartmentalers and performers, will have this persona izing of people is unhealthy, and I think that is maybe ambiguous; they don’t give that we’re moving in a healthier direction it a name always and they don’t give it a when people are allowed to not have a fixed identity from day backstory necessarily, to day or even minute but it’s just part of the OF MOnTreAL to minute. thing that enables you with Christina schneider’s to get on stage and be Genius Grant, the sh-Booms a performer, because Of Montreal has been 7 p.m. Monday, dec. 11 it’s really difficult – or a band for 20 years, The Abbey, 100 S. eola drive just kind of awkward and you’ve husked a 407-704-6261 – to just be yourself lot of nesting dolls abbeyorlando.com on stage. It’s kind of, since 1997. Do people $20-$23 like, not really how it still freak out over the works, I don’t think. Hissing Fauna songs? I think you really have to get yourself Well, it’s funny because on this tour we’re into a different frame of mind and bring playing a festival show in Houston where different things from your psyche to the we’re playing Hissing Fauna in its entirety surface that wouldn’t be activated in your – it’s the 10th anniversary this year – for normal life. the second or third time, and that’s always A lot of the stuff I write I don’t really a lot of fun. But, we play so many of the necessarily understand or even intellectu- songs at shows already, it almost feels like alize, it’s just sort of something that pops we’re playing the record in its entirety into my head. I kind of always have this every night anyways. It’s definitely our mental narrative going that’s very abstract most popular record, so it seems like an and sometimes I tune into it and write it important thing to put into the set every down – almost like missives from some night, but we try to mix it up. other place that are sort of bouncing off firstname.lastname@example.org orlandoweekly.com
Tiger Fawn Long overdue return to the stage from loop-soul maestro Tiger Fawn; the show also doubles as a Toys for Tots drive. There is no downside to this show. 7 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 9, contact organizers for location, $11.42
Bad Azz Becky Singular, no-fucks-given Mc headlines the Femme Fatale edition of the Flawda Grown hip-hop series along with Nohemy, Trapfone, Ma-Less and more; not to be missed. 6 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 10, at Backbooth, $15
Acid Tongue Fried garage duo approximates several decades’ worth of rock radio put through a blender; the hooks remain surprisingly potent and intact. 8 p.m. Monday, Dec. 11, at the Sandwich Bar, $5
Molly Parden Touring alongside david Ramirez, this Georgia-based singer-songwriter deals in haunting timeless prayers, entreaties and goodbyes. 7 p.m. Tuesday, Dec. 12, at the Social, $15-$17
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BY B AO L E - H U U PoPtoNe | photo by jen cray
POPTONE, THE BEACHAM, DEC. 1
There’s little dignity in being a tribute act, even if – or maybe especially if – it’s yourself you’re playing. But when your two leading figures were members of not one but three legendary post-punk bands, well, the calculation changes a bit. Such is the case for Poptone, a new band anchored by hallowed veterans Daniel Ash and Kevin Haskins, big names in their own right as original members of Bauhaus, Love and Rockets and Tones on Tail (and, in Ash’s case, a noted solo artist). That’s about as deep an inkwell to draw from as they come. Peter Hook has been showing the glory of live underground nostalgia with the oeuvre of two canonical acts at his disposal, so the chance to see three in one night is just unmissable. When the primary stage lighting of a band in 2017 is black light, you know they embody the zeitgeist of yore. As for the execution, however, Poptone played with fidelity and fitness, enough to put to rest any concerns of washed-up geezery. In fact, there was, impressively, no sign of rust on either of the two OGs. The set list was very lean on Bauhaus material, which is in a way courageous and commendable. Even more laudable, their one dip into that catalog was “Slice of Life,” an unexpected selection that’s both inspired and overlooked. Even though the band were largely faithful to the recordings, there were occasional renditions that brought things back to beautiful basics,
No typical greatest hits tour, Poptone’s set was a true cult feast, which is so perfectly, classically alternative. like that sexy-ass rendition of Love and Rockets’ “No Big Deal” that traded in the studio gloss for some beautiful Jesus and Mary Chain crank. Beyond their legacy stature and the many golden hits under their belt, though, it was interesting to see the most obscure work of all – Tones on Tail – be given most of the night’s spotlight. That stroke made this concert a rare live experience, one that reminded me how strange some of that material was. No typical greatest hits tour, this was a true cult feast, which is so perfectly, classically alternative.
VACANCY AND UH, WILL’S PUB, NOV. 29
Having just started booking shows at Will’s Pub this past summer, Bad Balloon – the working moniker of local artist Josiah Wess – is the newest name to watch on the city’s promoter landscape. Of all the usually indie-minded Bad Balloon productions seen so far, this latest was a pronounced step into the heavy, a big one. About that, while heavy music is in a current high tide, one stripe that sadly isn’t enjoying an especially huge spike is noise
rock. Although relatively small, there is a young crop, and it’s studded with some real warheads from our native Southeast like Whores and Florida bands like Wrong and Meatwound. To that list, go ahead and add new act Vacancy, an impressive triad of brutes from the Tampa area. In their Orlando debut, they landed like a grenade with economy, volume and fury. Between their filthy, mighty grooves and skinning vocals, there’s no frill, no fuss, only what’s essential to pulp you. Sold. Of the surrounding all-local support, a particularly gripping performance was delivered by Uh, an Orlando band that’s been around for a few years but not in an especially visible way. Too bad, because they lay down post-metal with heavy atmosphere that’s gloomy, deep and beautiful, and just as expressive as some of the most cinematic bands of the genre. But what makes them total is that when they rise, they are a deafening megalith. It’s engulfing and exceptional enough to wonder why this project isn’t more of a primary concern. Though only months into the booking game, Bad Balloon is already showing the kind of young spark that Ugly Orange has, with possibly even more range if shows like this are any indication. There’s no better omen for the addition of Wess to the scene than introducing a fresh new killer like Vacancy. And if Bad Balloon becomes a name to look to for new Florida talent discovery, it will be a player. email@example.com orlandoweekly.com
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Thursday, Dec. 7
Christmas in the Park HOLIDAY
A 40-year-strong holiday tradition returns to downtown Winter Park with the Morse Museum’s Christmas in the Park. The event starts with the illumination of nine 100-year-old Tiffany stained-glass windows, eight of which memorialize religious themes. Central Park is transformed into a luminous concert hall as the Bach Festival choir, Brass Ensemble and Youth Choir perform seasonal favorites. – Nicole Dudenhoefer 6:15 p.m. | Central Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park | morsemuseum.org | free
Thursday, Dec. 7
Marcel Everett might only be in his early 20s, but the L.A.-via-Orlando producer/composer has seemingly done the unthinkable: lashed the heady cut-up concepts of DJ Shadow to modern, ghostly R&B-derived sonics. And taken it into the mainstream. The results are as immersive as you’d hope for, whole new soundworlds of cold dread and confusing ecstasy. – Matthew Moyer
with Chrome Sparks, Grief Pointe, J. Linde | 10 p.m. | The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave. | 407-648-8363 | thebeacham.com | $20-$25
Friday, Dec. 8
Friday, Dec. 8
Each year, the heavens converge for local art lovers and last-minute holiday shoppers with the C-Note Collection Grab & Go Art Show at Thornton Park’s Falcon Bar. Avoid gifting the standard tchotchke; grab a craft beer and peruse local artists’ work for purchase. It’s a win-win situation for everyone: Each piece is priced under $100, so you can avoid the airs of a stuffy setting and still get your art fix, and local artists get some extra holiday cash (to presumably spend on art supplies). The perk? Instead of having to wait until the show ends, you can take your art right off the wall once you buy it – no gallery schmoozing necessary. – Hind Berji
Before we start, just permit us to crow for one second that there was a time long ago when U.S. black metal was considered a pale shadow of its European counterpart. Now gaze upon this mighty bill and weep tears of blood. New Orleans’ Abysmal Lord is just foul and grotesque in every possible way you can imagine – an incredible mess of distortion, noise, sickening vocals and more than a passing interest in the Horned One. Miami’s Caveman Cult are back as well; last time here they came dressed for post-apocalyptic jungle warfare – and played accordingly. Come ready to happily kiss some of your hearing goodbye. – MM
C-Note Collection Grab & Go Art Show
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with Caveman Cult, Ululatum Tollunt | 9 p.m. | Uncle Lou’s, 1016 N. Mills Ave. | 407-898-0009 | $5
Saturday, Dec. 9
Holiday Lights Ride HOLIDAY
Seasonal charms like horse-pulled buggies are hard to come by in Orlando, but bicycles aren’t. Now in its 10th year, Bikes Beans & Bordeaux’s annual Holiday Lights Ride is a family-friendly opportunity for holiday junkies to “ooh” and “aah” their hearts out as they make the 6-mile trek through some of the city’s most rousing lights displays. Are you too much of a Scrooge (or just too out of shape) to sing carols as you cruise? That’s fine too. Simply saddle up those single-speeds and ride. – Xander Peters 6 p.m. | Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive | 407-427-1440 | bikesbeansandbordeaux.com | $2 suggested donation
Saturday, Dec. 9
Bradenton-born space-age R&B singer Reggie Williams – R.LUM.R to listeners – cut his musical teeth in Florida, abandoning classical guitar studies at Florida State University to move to Orlando and try his hand at writing his own music. Sadly, Williams found himself in a musical rut in the City Beautiful, not quite finding his own voice, stuck in unsatisfying gigs; luckily this frustration inspired his aptly-named breakout single, “Frustrated,” and opened up whole new worlds of sound for the singer. “Frustrated” was the true birth of R.LUM.R.’s sound – huge synths weaving in and out of thick, nodded-out percussion and a falsetto to die for. Now in Nashville, R.LUM.R has honed his sound incredibly as demonstrated by the recent Afterimage mini-album. R.LUM.R. is a late-night zone tripper along the lines of Blood Orange, 6lack and H.E.R. Welcome back, even if it’s just for one night. – MM 7 p.m. | The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thesocial.org | $15-$17
Saturday, Dec. 9
The Grand Collab MUSIC
Once hailed as one of the best genre-blending showcases in town, the Grand Collab kind of fell off the map there for a bit. But this weekend sees the concept return to Will’s Pub and they’re pulling out all the stops. In addition to a music lineup headlined by the return of Deaf 2 the Industry – a rock/hip-hop hybrid that’s more Saul Williams than Limp Bizkit – the Collab pairs up with No Borders for a freehand art/graffiti competition, the Mercury Collective for an art auction, and Illuminated Paths for visuals. Host TKO – also performing with Table for Three this night – and DJs Cub and Jessica Pawli keep the vibe going during set transitions. It’s a night of collaboration on all fronts that’s, well, grand. – Thaddeus McCollum with Deaf 2 the Industry, Trails, Deaf Poets, Table for Three | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $10
Sunday, Dec. 10
An Evening With Anna Deavere Smith THEATER
Orlando Shakes hosts an intimate evening with the much-celebrated Anna Deavere Smith this week, in advance of her upcoming HBO film, a smallscreen adaptation of her solo show Notes From the Field. Smith may be most widely known for her TV turns on Nurse Jackie and The West Wing, but we’ve been watching her with awe since 1994’s Twilight: Los Angeles, in which she inhabited the skins of dozens of real people connected to the L.A. riots, from LAPD chief Daryl Gates to truck driver Reginald Denny. Smith’s genius is to not merely play a character but to somehow become that character, not through manipulating her physicality but, seemingly, pilfering their souls for just as long as she needs them. She’ll talk about this mastery and method with the Shakes’ Kristin Clippard, discussing how she uses documentary and journalistic research techniques to find the truth of the voices she speaks aloud on stage. The interview will be followed by a Q&A, and we are fairly sure that a woman of color deeply committed to social causes will have plenty to say about the happenings of just the past month. Expect fireworks. – Jessica Bryce Young 7:30 p.m. | Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St. | 407-447-1700 | orlandoshakes.org | $40-$100 PHOTO BY MARY ELLEN MARK
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MuSic wedneSday, dec. 6 eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Thomas and Olivia Wynn 8 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992.
ThurSday, dec. 7 Dead and Co. 7:30 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $72-$410; 800-745-3000. Fitz & the Tantrums, Magic Giant 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $42.50; 407-934-2583. Kaleigh Baker 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Kevin Schlereth, the year I Disappear, Second Chances, Fox Tails, Spoilsport 7 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-270-9104. The Mellow Relics 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Nicholas Roberts 7 pm; Downtown Credo Coffee, 706 W. Smith Street; $10-$12; 407-519-0643. Quintron & Miss Pussycat, the Golden Pelicans 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12. Raleigh estes and Friends 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980. Ritual 10 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; free. Thursday Jazz Jams 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364. The Werks, Passafire, the Ries Brothers 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-246-1419. XXyyXX, Chrome Sparks 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$25; 407-648-8363.
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Fitz & the Tantrums Thursday at House of Blues
Caveman Cult, Abysmal Lord, ululatum Tollunt 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.
Megalodon, Skism, Krimer 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $10-$30; 407-504-7699.
The Groove Orient, Groove Fetish, Savi Fernandez Band 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12.
The Met Live in HD: Hansel and Gretel 12:55 pm; multiple locations; $15.98; fathomevents.com.
Late Night Swim 11:59 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $3; 407-999-2570.
SaTurday, dec. 9 Bit Lip, eat the elderly, Sticky Steve, Common Creatures, Lady Shoes 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.
Narcotic Wasteland, Killing Addiction 7 pm; Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive; $13-$15; 407-730-3999. Opera Orlando: Amahl and the Night Visitors 2 & 7 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $29-$69; operaorlando.org. Orlando Gay Chorus: Christmas Memories 7:30 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $10-$30; 407-228-1220.
Body//Talk Christmas Party: Firstworld, December Beaches 9 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; $5-$7.
R.Lum.R 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$17; 407-246-1419.
The Grand Collab: Deaf 2 the Industry, Trails, Deaf Poets, Table for Three 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10.
Violectric Holiday Show 7-10 pm; Walt Disney Amphitheater, Lake Eola Park, Rosalind Avenue and Washington Street; free; 407-246-2121.
Marc With a C’s Annual Holiday Marathon Show 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.
Visage Reunion 8 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-342-5683.
SantaCon wprk Birthday Bash Rollins College’s radio station may not be on the actual airwaves right now due to remodeling, but their current foray into online-only streaming is a mere blip in a 65-year history. Celebrate with the voice of Rollins College and the best in basement radio as they throw a birthday party at Stardust with live music, giveaways, raffles and a live broadcast … er, broadstream? 7 p.m. Friday; Stardust Video & Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; wprk.org cuffin’ Season As the nights get chilly (ha ha) and the slate of holiday events gets more and more packed, singles may find that they’re in the mood to mingle. That’s right: It’s cuffin’ season. Find yourself a holiday fling – or bring your tried-and-true blue – at the Henao Center this Friday. The party features comedians, live music performances, an aphrodisiac bar (oyster shooters and box wine, we hope) and a Netflix-and-Chill lounge. If you can’t work any of that to your advantage, your game’s broken. 9 p.m. Friday; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; $10; henaocenter.com
Santacon The annual horde of Santas descends on Thornton Park this weekend for this year’s iteration of SantaCon. The easiest way to not let SantaCon ruin your day if you have to go to or through Thornton Park on Saturday is to throw on a Santa suit and get jolly-faced with all of your co-Santas. Or you can spend another year complaining. The Ghost of Christmas Future would want you to do the former. 11 a.m. Saturday; Thornton Park District, Summerlin Avenue and Washington Street; free; thorntonparkdistrict.com
a very Beary christmas Cuddle up with your favorite bear, cub or otter at Parliament House on Tuesday, as Bears in the City presents their annual Very Beary Christmas party. Fans of burly and hirsute dudes can cut loose on the dance floor or participate in bearaoke. (Stuck for a song? We recommend “The Bare Necessities” from The Jungle Book.) The party benefits two different charities: All money collected goes to the GLBT Center, and all toys that get dropped off benefit Baby DJ. 9 pm Tuesday; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; donations; thebearsinthecity.com
Betty Who March 29, 2018, at the Social Giraffage, Dec. 13 at the Social Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Dec. 16 at Amway Center Bill Burr, Dec. 16 at Bob Carr Theater Katy Perry, Dec. 17 at Amway Center Reverend Horton Heat, Dec. 22 at House of Blues
The Zombies, Jan. 10, 2018, at the Plaza Live The Moody Blues, Jan. 12, 2018, at CFE Arena Book of Love, Jan. 14, 2018, at the Social Miranda Lambert, Jan. 19, 2018, at Amway Center
Kevin Hart, Dec. 31 at CFE Arena
Jackson Browne, Jan. 23, 2018, at the Dr. Phillips Center
Henry Rollins, Jan. 4, 2018, at the Plaza Live
The Killers, Jan. 24, 2018, at Hard Rock Live
Say Anything, Jan. 9-10, 2018, at the Beacham
They Might Be Giants, Jan. 25, 2018, at the Beacham
Shakira, Jan. 9, 2018, at Amway Center
Riverdance, Jan. 26-28, 2018, at the Dr. Phillips Center
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Jan. 26, 2018, at the Beacham World/Inferno Friendship Society, Jan. 27, 2018, at the Social Trevor Noah, Jan. 27, 2018, at Bob Carr Theater Lana Del Rey, Feb. 2, 2018, at Amway Center Adam Ant, Feb. 3, 2018, at the Beacham Rufus Wainwright, Feb. 7-8, 2018, at the Dr. Phillips Center excision, Feb. 11, 2018, at House of Blues John Moreland, Feb. 13, 2018, at the Social
Lights, Feb. 21, 2018, at the Beacham Andrea Gibson, March 1, 2018, at the Social Alice Cooper, March 24, 2018, at Hard Rock Live Betty Who, March 29, 2018, at the Social Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark, April 12, 2018, at the Beacham Pink, April 24, 2018, at Amway Center Clean Bandit, April 28, 2018, at the Beacham Sam Smith, July 11, 2018, at Amway Center
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The WellReD Comedy Tour co M e dy
Trae Crowder first came across our radar as a comedian at the first Orlando Indie Comedy Fest. His standout performances there – mostly about the struggles of being a left-leaning liberal with a pronounced Tennessee drawl – hinted at big things to come for the young performer. And after exploding on the internet during the 2016 campaign season, he came back as a headliner for the following year’s festival. This week, he brings his writing partners from last year’s book The Liberal Redneck Manifesto: Draggin’ Dixie Out of the Dark, Drew Morgan and Corey Forrester, to the Improv for a full night of Southern-fried, open-eyed comedy that should appeal to anyone who’s ever had to defend pickled okra and democratic socialism in the same conversation. – Thaddeus McCollum 6 p.m. & 9:15 p.m. | Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive | 407-480-5233 | theimprovorlando.com | $25-$50
Sunday, dec. 10 Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.
Opera Orlando: Amahl and the Night Visitors 2 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $29-$69; operaorlando.org.
Bad Azz Becky, Nohemy 6 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15; 407-999-2570.
Orlando Gay Chorus: Christmas Memories 4:30 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $10-$30; 407-228-1220.
Dej Loaf, Mook Boy 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $20-$50; 407-504-7699.
Second Subject Sunday Sampler With Sean Shakespeare 7 pm; Remix, 1217 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-801-5300.
D.R.I., Kaustik, Swift Knuckle Solution, Disfunction (Horrorpunks in 21) 7 pm; Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive; $12-$15; 407-730-3999.
Squirrel Nut Zippers 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $22; 407-934-2583.
Glassgirl, Joyride 8 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.
“Sunday Morning Coming Down” Live 9 am-noon; Maxine’s on Shine, 337 N. Shine Ave.; free; 407-674-6841.
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THEWEEK Wally’s XXXMas Party: The Hamiltons, Justin Hale, Curtains 10 am; Wally’s Mills Avenue Liquors, 1001 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-896-6975.
Monday, dec. 11 Acid Tongue, the Welzeins, the Mammoths 8 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-421-1670. Captains of April, Austin Allison, Andrew Paul, Holding Hope 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $6-$8. Jazz Meets Motown 7-10 pm; Pacino’s Italian Ristorante, 5795 W. US Highway 192, Kissimmee; $10; 407-747-7223. J.D. McPherson, Charley Crockett 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $17-$20; 407-246-1419. Of Montreal, Christina Schneider’s Genius Grant 7 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $20; 407-704-6261. Open Mic Hip-Hop 9:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364. Open Mic Mondays 6:30 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475.
TueSday, dec. 12 David Ramirez, Molly Parden 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$17; 407-246-1419. Jet Black Alleycat, Kasson, the Band Camino, Alex Di Leo 7 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10. Singer-Songwriter Open Mic 7:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.
TheaTer A-Loan for the Holidays Not wanting to spend the holidays alone, Caroline decides to rent a family off Craigslist. Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:30 pm, Sundays, 1 pm; Dangerous Theatre Sanford, 115 W. First St., Sanford; $10-$15; 407-358-6677; dangeroustheatre.com. Allegiance Thursday, 7:30 pm; multiple locations; $19.17; fathomevents.com. Annie Thursday-Friday, 8 pm, Saturday, 2 & 8 pm, Sunday, 2 pm, Monday, 8 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $30-$34; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org. 40
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Beach Blanket Bongo Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm; Dangerous Theatre Sanford, 115 W. First St., Sanford; $10-$15; 407358-6677; dangeroustheatre.com. The Best Christmas Pageant Ever: The Musical Saturday-Sunday, 2 & 5:30 pm; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; $15-$25; 407-896-7365; orlandorep.com. The Book of Mormon Tuesday, 8 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $39.25-$154.25; 844-513-2014; drphillipscenter.org. CFCArts: Forever Plaid: Plaid Tidings Thursday-Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 3 pm; Central Florida Community Arts, 250 SW Ivanhoe Blvd.; $15-$25; 407937-1800 ext. 710; cfcarts.com. CFCArts: Once Upon A December ThursdaySaturday, 7:30 pm; Northland Performing Arts Center, 530 Dog Track Road, Longwood; $10-$50; 407-937-1800; cfcarts.com. Chris McCabe: The Final Note Chris McCabe’s final cabaret in Orlando before moving to NYC. Thursday, 8 pm; The Persian Room, 1155 W. State Road 434, Longwood; $15-420. Christmas Spectacular Wednesday-Saturday, 7:30 pm; Gateway Center for the Arts, 880 N. Highway 17-92, DeBary; $17-$19; 386668-5553; gatewaycenterforthearts.org. A Christmas Story: The Musical WednesdaySaturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2:30 pm; Athens Theatre, 124 N. Florida Ave., DeLand; $23$28; 386-736-1500; athensdeland.com. Daddy Long Legs Thursday, 2 pm, Friday, 7:30 pm, Saturday, 2 & 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Winter Park Playhouse, 711-C Orange Ave., Winter Park; $32-$42; 407-6450145; winterparkplayhouse.org. An evening With Anna Deavere Smith The acclaimed actress and playwright discusses her newest play, being adapted for television for HBO. Sunday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; $40-$100; orlandoshakes.org. An evening With Davis Gaines Gaines showcases his versatility. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; SOLD OUT; drphillipscenter.org. It’s a Wonderful Life: A Live Radio Play Wednesday, 2 & 7:30 pm, ThursdaySaturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $25-$50; orlandoshakes.org. Krampus Slampus Christmas-themed puppet slam. Friday, 7 pm; Station Street Studios, 66 E. Station St., Apopka; free.
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The Most Fabulous Story Ever Told Comedic retelling of the story of creation juxtaposed with the tale of two couples in modern-day New York City. Friday-Saturday, 7 pm, Monday, 7 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $20; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com. Who Killed Santa? Sundays, 6 pm; Dangerous Theatre Sanford, 115 W. First St., Sanford; $10$15; 407-358-6677; dangeroustheatre.com.
THEWEEK WellReD Comedy Tour: Trae Crowder, Drew Morgan, Corey Ryan Forrester Thursday, 7 & 9:45 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $25-$50; 407480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.
Winter Wonderettes Friday-Saturday, 8 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Davenport Community Campus, 8 W. Palmetto St., Davenport; $24; theatreworksfl.org.
Blacklist Babes Holiday extravaganza Special holiday-themed burlesque cabaret with live music. Saturday, 10 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; $5; 407-423-3060.
The Christmas Snowflake Tells a holiday story inspired by global warming through dance, visual effects, theatrical acting and mechanical effects. Monday, 8 & 9:30 pm; Marshall Ellis Theatre, 1300 La Quinta Drive; $18; 407-761-8352; phnxproductions.com.
Alan Newcombe, Nick Harvey FridaySaturday, 8:30 pm; Bonkerz - Boardwalk Bowl, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; $10; 407-6292665; eastorlando.bonkerzcomedy.com. Chris Cope, Kyle Ruse Friday, 8 pm; Bonkerz - Otters on the River, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; $10; 407-6292665; bonkerzcomedyproductions.com. Game Grumps Live Live episode taping. Thursday, 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $25-$69.69; 407351-5483; hardrock.com/orlando. The Geek easy Comedy Show Thursday, 8-11 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636. Hotsauce: Fresh Indie Improv Improv comedy troupe. Monday, 7-10 pm; Coal, 619 N. Thornton Ave.; $5; 215-932-1314; coalspaceorlando.com. Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted by Myke Herlihy. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886. Open Mic Comedy Open mic comedy in the piano bar. Wednesdays, 8 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com. Open Mic Comedy With Craig Norberg Comedy open mic for aspiring comedians. Sundays, 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com. Other Bar Open Mic with Ken Miller Comedy open mic with rotating hosts. Mondays, 8 pm; The Other Bar, 18 Wall St.; free; 407-843-8595. Shit Soup Wednesday, 9-11 pm; Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-7546. Sommore Friday, 8 & 10:30 pm, Saturday, 7 & 9:45 pm, Sunday 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; SOLD OUT; 407480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.
Dancing for Diabetes Performers dazzle with a succession of dance performances presented in a variety of exciting and innovative styles. Saturday, 7 pm; Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St.; $15-$25; 407-246-4262; drphillipscenter.org. Femmes and Follies: Santa’s Lap Holidaythemed burlesque show. Friday, 9 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $15-$20; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com. The Naughty List A wild and twisted Christmas burlesque cabaret. Saturday, 10 pm; Bikkuri Lounge, 1919 E. Colonial Drive; $16-$20; 407-986-4718. The Nutcracker Lobby Performances Sugarplum fairies and wooden soldiers come to life against the stunning backdrop of Rosen Shingle Creek’s grand lobby and decor. Fridays, 6:30 pm; Rosen Shingle Creek Resort, 9939 Universal Blvd.; free; 407-996-3142. Nutty Nutcracker Saturday, 3:30 pm; Lake Mary High School, 655 Longwood Lake Mary Road, Lake Mary; $7-$10; 407-330-7002; xtremedance.net.
1st Thursdays: Art under $200 Discover local artists with works priced under $200. Enjoy food from Maxine’s on Shine and music from Alexsandra Vargas and Sergei Kossenko. Thursday, 6-9 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231; omart.org. Art Night Out: Textile Design, Holiday Style Create tessellated patterns on fabric and paper bags perfect for gift giving. Tuesday 6 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $30; 407-896-4231; omart.org. orlandoweekly.com
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THEWEEK C-Note Collection Grab & Go Art Show Grab a last minute gift at this art show where all works are priced at $100. Friday, 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.
Drawing the Unseen: Artists Explore the Subconscious Through Dec. 17; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $6; 407-539-2181.
Crealdé Holiday Art Sale Local established and emerging Crealdé artists exhibit their arts and crafts. Saturday, 9 am-3:30 pm; Crealdé School of Art, 600 St. Andrews Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-417-2807; crealde.org.
Eclipse(d): The SVAD Biannual BFA exhibition Through Dec. 8, 10 am-5 pm; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-823-5470; gallery.cah.ucf.edu.
Family Workshop: Holiday Printmaking Learn about printmaking at this hands-on family workshop. Saturday, 1-3 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $25 per family; 407-896-4231; omart.org. 1st Thursdays: Art Under $200 A variety of art on sale for the holiday season. Thursday, 6-9 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231; omart.org. Florida Highwaymen Meet & Greet Meet some of the original Florida Highwaymen artists and get an opportunity to buy their artwork. Sunday, 10 am-4 pm; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-836-8500; thehistorycenter.org. Orlando Pottery Festival Central Florida’s largest ceramics festival, with diverse handmade ceramic art gifts, kids clay play, puppets and more. Saturday, 9 am-4 pm; Loch Haven Neighborhood Center, 610 N. Lake Formosa Drive; free; 407221-4226; orlandopotteryfestival.org. Silver Anniversary Jewelry exhibition Jewelry instructor Jim Hosner and his students display one-of-a-kind jewelry pieces from Hosner’s 25 years at A&H. Friday, 6-9 pm; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; free; 407-539-2181. conTinuing ThiS week
Baggage Claims Through Dec. 31; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231; omart.org. Biblia Sacra: Dalí and His Bible Through Jan. 25, 2018; Baterby’s Art Gallery, 6848 Stapoint Court, Winter Park; $5$50; 888-682-9995; baterbys.com. Cloth as Community: Hmong Textiles in America Tuesdays-Saturdays; Ruth Funk Center for Textile Arts, 150 W. University Blvd., Melbourne; free; 321-674-8313; textiles.fit.edu. Dan Biferie: The Art of Learning Through Jan. 14, 2018; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org. 44
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Downtown Salon Show Through Jan. 27, 2018; Snap Downtown, 420 E. Church St.; free; 407-286-2185; snaporlando.com.
Gallery Talks Wednesday, 1:30-2 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 321-363-4406; omart.org. The Lake: A Documentary Exploring the Land and People of Lake Apopka Through Jan. 13, 2018; Crealdé School of Art, 600 St. Andrews Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-671-1886; crealde.org. Limited Edition Through Dec. 31; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; snaporlando.com. Nora’s Sugar Pop: A Sweet Art Show Tuesday, 5-7 pm; Nora’s Sugar Shack, 636 Virginia Drive; free; 407-4475885; noraswinecigars.com. Oded Halahmy: Babylonian Odyssey Through Dec. 31; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231; omart.org. Patrick Boyd: Man With a Holo Camera Through Jan. 14, 2018; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org. Quiet Revolution: A Survey of the Art of Theo Wujcik Through Jan. 7, 2018; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-734-4371. Selected Fine Art Faculty Alumni Anniversary exhibition Through Dec. 21; Anita S. Wooten Gallery, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; free; 407-582-2298; valenciacollege.edu. Selections From the Permanent Collection: Paintings, Drawings, Graphics & Sculpture Through Jan. 7, 2018; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-734-4371. Space Oddities: Bowie Sottsass Memphis Ongoing; Modernism Museum Mount Dora, 145 E. Fourth Ave., Mount Dora; $8; 352385-0034; modernismmuseum.org. Steady Observation: The Intersection of Scientific Inquiry, Art and Life Through Jan. 7, 2018; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $20.95; 407-514-2000; osc.org.
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THEWEEK Strange Grls: A Psych Cat Exhibition Through Dec. 16; work by Mary Frances Dodd, Madison Fischer, Elizabeth Fleming and Jus Tun. Gallery Eola, 818 E. Washington St.; free; galleryeola.com. Time & Thought Through Jan. 7, 2018; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-246-4278; mennellomuseum.com. Time as Landscape: Inquiries of Art and Science Through Dec. 31; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu. Unladylike Through Sunday; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org. Virtual Views: Digital Art From the Thoma Foundation Through Dec. 31; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231; omart.org.
evenTS B-Sides: Florida Weisse Series Release of a new Berliner Weisse-style sour brewed with apricots. Friday, 3 pm; Broken Cauldron Taproom & Brewery, 1012 W. Church St.; various menu prices.
Baby DJ Happy Hour Heavy appetizers and specialty drinks provided, plus great happy hour specials. Bring an unwrapped toy. Friday, 5-10 pm; Graffiti Junktion - Thornton Park, 900 E. Washington St.; donations; 407-478-4878; graffitijunktion.com.
Cocktails and Carols Enjoy carols from Central Florida Vocal Arts while enjoying signature cocktails. Proceeds benefit Second Harvest Food Bank. Saturday, 6-9 pm; Luma on Park, 290 S. Park Ave., Winter Park; donations encouraged; 407-599-4111; lumaonpark.com.
Brunch Beer Release Party Release of a collaborative beer between Brunch Bros and Deadly Sins. Enjoy one food item and bottomless beers with VIP ticket. Saturday, 11 am-3 pm; Deadly Sins Brewing, 750 Jackson Ave., Winter Park; free$30; 407-900-8726; deadlysinsbrewing.com.
Cuffin’ Season Party with comedy, live music performances, games, an aphrodisiac bar and a Netflix-and-chill lounge. Friday, 8 pm; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; $10; henaocenter.com.
Champagne & Cheese Festival Sip on champagne while enjoying a selection of cheeses curated by Max McCalman. Sunday, 1-4 pm; The Wine Room, 270 S. Park Ave., Winter Park; $75; 407-696-9463; thewineroomonline.com.
Flavors at Hebni Cooking Class Participants learn from culinary experts on how to prepare healthy, tantalizing meals with a focus on incorporating locally grown produce. Thursday, 5 pm, Tuesday, 5 pm; Hebni Nutrition Consultants, 2009 W. Central Blvd.; free; 407-872-1333; hebninutrition.org.
Chef’s Night Five-course breakfast-fordinner menu designed by Se7en Bites owner Trina Gregory-Propst. Thursday, 6-9 pm; Second Harvest Food Bank of Central Florida, 411 Mercy Drive; $50; 407295-1066; foodbankcentralflorida.org.
Holiday Bizarre Bazaar Holiday market with art, glass, live painting and live music. Saturday, 8 pm; Belle Isle Yacht Pub, 7521 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-850-3491.
Christmas in the Park The Morse Museum decorates Central Park with stained glass windows while the Bach Festival Choir performs a holiday concert. Thursday, 6:15 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free.
Human Library Volunteers with different backgrounds act as books that you as a reader can check out. Saturday, 1-4 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Luxury Collection Whiskey Pairing Class Learn about and taste four different luxury whiskeys. Tuesday, 6:30 pm; M Bar, 2000 N. Orange Ave.; $100; 321-430-1140; majorsbar.com. Merry Blackmas Party Holiday party with giveaways, free beer, food, art, human suspension and more. Friday, 6:30 pm; Thirty Six Black Art Collective, 1809 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-930-6469; thirty6black.com. Naughty or Nice Holiday Spectacular Special dinner show featuring a prix fixe menu, pole dancing, comedy, belly dancing and singing. Tuesday, 6 pm; Maxine’s on Shine, 337 N. Shine Ave.; $35; 407-674-6841; maxinesonshine.com. Orlando Vapor Show Electronic cigarette and e-liquid conference and trade show. Friday-Saturday, 10 am-6 pm; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; free; 407-295-3247; orlandovaporshow.com.
Holiday Lights Ride Decorate your bike and join a gang of cyclists as they oooh and ahhh their way around the neighborhood to look at holiday lights displays. Saturday, 6-9 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; $2 suggested donation; 407-4271440; bikesbeansandbordeaux.com.
SantaCon 2017 Join a horde of Santas as they travel to various bars and restaurants. Saturday Dec. 9, 11 am; Thornton Park, Summerlin Avenue and Washington Street; free; santacon.info.
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A Very Beary Christmas Benefit party for the GLBT Center and Baby DJ with live music, vendors and bearaoke. Tuesday, 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; donations; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com. Weihnachtsmarkt German-style nighttime Christmas market with vendors, food and activities. Saturday, 5-11 pm; Mills Lawn, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free. Will’s A Faire Holiday Market Market with handmade gifts, live music, food and more. Sunday, 1 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org. Winter Spark Baldwin Park Family-friendly holiday festival with a lighted parade, appearances by Mr. and Mrs. Claus, a holiday “cheer” garden and more. Saturday, 3-9 pm; Downtown Baldwin Park, 4915 New Broad St.; free.
THEWEEK Writing Workshop With James Ponti Edgar Award-winning writer James Ponti presents a writing workshop for kids and teens with interactive writing exercises and writing tips. Wednesday, 4:30 pm; South Trail Library, 4600 S. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-859-0110; ocls.info.
SporTS The Original Harlem Globetrotters Exhibition basketball game. Saturday, noon; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $25.50-$143.50; 800-745-3000; amwaycenter.com. Orlando Magic vs. Atlanta Hawks NBA basketball. Wednesday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $14.25-$637.25; 800-745-3000; amwaycenter.com.
WPRK Birthday Bash WPRK celebrates its 65th anniversary with live music, giveaways, raffles and a live broadcast. Friday, 7 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393; facebook.com/stardustie.
Orlando Magic vs. Denver Nuggets NBA basketball. Friday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $14.25-$673.25; 800-745-3000; amwaycenter.com.
Ice! Christmas Around the World Holiday exhibit created from more than 70 tons of hand-carved ice. Through Jan. 7, 2018; Gaylord Palms Resort, 6000 W. Osceola Parkway, Kissimmee; $28.99-$55.99; 407-586-2000.
Cuisine Corner: Holiday eating With No Regrets Learn to maintain a healthy balance during all the holiday meals by making healthy dishes that everyone will love, pacing yourself to avoid overeating and resisting temptations while still participating. Thursday, 6:30 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Merry Makers This class combines electronics with basic crafting, and participants leave with a festive decorative item they have created. Thursdays, 5:30 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.
civicS Go to Marco Rubio’s Office and eat Him Let tender Little Marco know that his approval of the Republican tax bill was a bad idea. Come hungry. Monday, noon-3 pm; Orlando Office of U.S. Sen. Marco Rubio, 201 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-254-2573; rubio.senate.gov.
liTerary Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-3621864; dandelioncommunitea.com. Wednesday Open Words Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 8:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com.
Light up uCF Through Dec. 31; CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd.; free-$19.95; 407-823-6006. Mickey’s Very Merry Christmas Party Through Dec. 22; Magic Kingdom, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321; disneyworld.disney.go.com. Winter in the Park Through Jan. 7, 2018; Central Park’s West Meadow, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; $12; cityofwinterpark.org. Holiday Friday Nights Friday, 4-8 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-645-5311. Strolling Dickens Carolers Old-timey carolers stroll through Winter Park Village and sing holiday favorites. Friday, 6 pm; Winter Park Village, 510 N. Orange Ave., Winter Park; free. Fireplace Holiday Performances Local choir performances in the lobby. Call for times; Rosen Shingle Creek Resort, 9939 Universal Blvd.; free; 407-996-3142. A Live Nativity Journey A journey through nine scenes depicting events surrounding the birth of Jesus. Sunday, 6:30-8:30 pm; Church of the Good Shepherd, 331 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-644-5350; goodshepherdmaitland.com. n orlandoweekly.com
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I used to be a fan of your column, Dan, but something happened to you. Maybe it’s stress, the current political climate or some other issue – I don’t know. I used to look forward to your columns because they were fun, smart and helpful – but I don’t enjoy what I’m seeing now. If something did happen to you, reach out for help. You’re on the verge of losing a loyal reader. Reader Enquiring About Dan’s Enervating Responses I’ve been getting letters like yours – what happened to you, Dan, you used to be more fun – at this time of year, every year, for the last 25 years, READER. Maybe I get moody when the weather gets gloomy and that spills into my column annually. And perhaps the current political climate – a rather reserved way to describe the destruction of our democracy – is making my seasonal grumping worse. Another possible factor … I don’t know how long you’ve been reading, READER, but I’ve been writing this column for a long time. And back before the internet came along and ruined everything for everyone, I used to get a lot of how-to/what’s-that questions about sex acts and sex toys. A column explaining butt plugs to readers who knew nothing about them – and lacked easy access to butt plug info – was as much fun to read as it was to write. But every sex act and every sex toy has its own wiki page now, which means I don’t get to write fun columns about butt plugs anymore, READER, and you don’t get to read them. Now the questions all revolve around someone being deeply shitty or someone deluding themselves about how deeply shitty they’re being. Columns filled with questions about and from people behaving badly are never going to be as delightsome as those butt plug columns of yore. But thank you for writing in to share your concern, READER, and rest assured that nothing truly terrible has happened to me – besides Trump, of course, but Trump happened to all of us, not just me. Still, I don’t want to lose you as a reader, so I’m going to make an effort to sunny things up a bit over the next few weeks. OK! Let’s see what else came in the mail today! Hopefully something fun! My significant other and I rarely have sex. A while ago, I had a sexual encounter with her daughter. We continued to have sexual encounters for some time. Now my significant other and I may be getting married. Her daughter and I broke it off, but it started up again after a week. I am attempting to break things off with my significant other’s daughter again, but I’m having a hard time. Please advise. Restraining Urges Is Necessary 52
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Ugh. Do you see what I mean, READER? It’s hard to come through with jokes, erudition and uplift when you’re responding to questions like this one. OK, RUIN. Marrying a woman whose adult daughter you can’t keep your dick out of … yeah, that’s a bad idea. (And her daughter is an adult, right?!? You’re not Roy Moore-ing it, are you?) Sooner or later, your significant other is going to discover what’s been going on, and your relationship with both of these women will be destroyed. You’ll be able to move out and move on, RUIN, but your former significant other isn’t going to be so lucky. Because while you won’t always be her SO, and hopefully won’t ever be her husband, her daughter is always going to be her child. So while you may get out from this relationship with some light scarring, your ex and her daughter will be left with open, gaping wounds for the rest of their lives. My advice: Pull up your pants, cancel the wedding, and get as far away from your SO and her daughter as possible. I’m a middle-aged married dude. Sex life with my wife is good, but I also masturbate because, you know, I’m a person. Sometimes I masturbate while surfing through pictures on Facebook of attractive women I know. These aren’t stolen nudes off of someone’s phone; they’re public pictures. I’m progressive when it comes to politics and gender issues. Face-to-face, I’m respectful and would never do anything to make these women – or any other woman – feel uncomfortable. I don’t leer and I’m not a creeper. I know what I’m doing is pervy, but is it pervy bad? Am I crossing a line? Peering Is Creepy, Sometimes This one’s a little better, READER. It’s a little squicky, sure, but it’s not boil-youreyes-after-reading squicky. OK, PICS. Masturbating to someone is fine; masturbating at someone is not. (To be clear: Masturbating to thoughts of someone without their knowledge is fine; masturbating at someone who does not wish to be masturbated at is not.) Our erotic imaginations are free to roam – and that includes roaming through Facebook. No one needs our permission to fantasize about us or anything else, and we can’t control when, where and how the pics we share on social media will be enjoyed. Provided you aren’t doing or saying anything to make your Facebook “friends” uncomfortable (no supposedly-friendly-but-transparently-thirsty comments, no tongue-hanging-out emojis), you’re doing something no one wants to think about, but you’re not crossing a line. A couple of weeks ago, my girlfriend and I were engaging in mutual masturbation when she squirted all over my hand – a large amount – and she was completely morti●
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fied. It was the first time it happened for her, and it’s happened several times since. She is upset. I’ve been with a couple of other women in the past who squirted, and I am absolutely fine with it. I love it, in fact! I did my absolute best to reassure her that I think it’s great and there’s nothing to be ashamed of, but she’s really embarrassed every time. The last time, she was close to tears with fear that she’d urinated. My question: There’s so much great writing about female ejaculation around, but rather than bombard my GF – who is the most amazing, incredible person – with links to article upon article, how can I help her feel OK about this?
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Sincere Questioner Understands It’s Really Terrific This one’s pretty good, READER. It’s an oldschool, pre-internet Savage Love question. Sexy and playful – charming, even. OK, SQUIRT. You can help her feel OK about this by continuing to use your words (“I love this, it’s so hot!”), by sharing those articles with her (she needs to hear from and about other women with her superpower, not just from her boyfriend) and by lapping that shit up. Swallow, SQUIRT. And so what if it is piss? (And many argue it isn’t.) Piss isn’t sterile, as Mike Pesca took time out of his day to explain to me on the Savage Lovecast back when alleged human being Donald Trump’s alleged pee tape was all over the news. (Goddammit. Our current political climate snuck up on me. Sorry about that, READER.) There are a lot more bacteria and whatever else in saliva, and we dump spit into each other’s mouths like it’s maple fucking syrup. If you guys are swapping other fluids regularly, why not swap a little of this one, too? And remember: It’s only been two weeks – it may take her some time to learn to love her new superpower. Maybe watch some X-Men movies (it’s a superpower, not a mutation!), and keep being upbeat and positive about the way your girlfriend’s body works. Good luck!
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Legal, Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE EIGHTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA, JUVENILE DIVISION CASE NO. B16-0122- DP IN THE INTEREST OF: V.P., a female child DOB: 07/18/2007 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Jeffrey Phillips, 8827 Trevarthon Rd, Orlando, FL 32817, OR Jeffrey Phillips, 2050 Tatra Street, Oviedo, FL 32765, (407) 628-3722 WHEREAS, a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child; you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Kenneth R. Lester on December 12, 2017 at 8:30 8.m., at the Seminole County Juvenile Justice Center, at 190 Eslinger Way, Sanford, Florida 32773, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY and MANIFEST BEST INTEREST HEARING. You must appear on the date and times specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. “PURSUANT TO SECTIONS 39.802(4) (d) AND 63.082(6)(g), FLORIDA STATUTES, YOU ARE HEREBY INFORMED OF THE AVAILABILITY OF PRIVATE PLACEMENT WITH AN ADOPTION ENTITY, AS DEFINED IN SECTION 63.032(3), FLORIDA STATUTES.” Pleadings shall be copied to Rebekah S. Taylor, Senior Attorney for the Children’s Legal Services, 2921 S. Orlando Drive, Suite 150, Sanford, Florida 32773. WITNESS my hand at the Clerk of said Court and the Seal, this 7th day of November, 2017. GRANT MALOY CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ (Court Seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE EIGHTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA, JUVENILE DIVISION CASE NO. B13-DP- 12 IN THE INTEREST OF: K.K, a male child DOB: 03/24/07 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS AND GUARDIANSHIP, STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Terrance Buchanon, ADDRESS UNKNOWN, WHEREAS, a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child; you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Kenneth R.
Lester on December 14, 2017 at 8:30 a.m., at the Seminole County Juvenile Justice Center, at 190 Eslinger Way, Sanford, Florida 32773, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and times specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. The father is hereby advised, pursuant to §39.802(4) (d) and §63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032(3), Florida Statutes. As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the State further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information. The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion. Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at adoptflorida.com/ReunionRegistry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families, 1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 323990700. Pleadings shall be copied to Rebekah S. Taylor, Senior Attorney for the Children’s Legal Services, 2921 S. Orlando Drive, Suite 150, Sanford, Florida 32773 (407-3285656). WITNESS my hand at the Clerk of said Court and the Seal, this 8th day of November, 2017. GRANT MALOY CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ (Court Seal).
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Notice Is Hereby Given that Niche Markets, LLC, 2937 Sierra Ct SW, Iowa City, IA 52240, desiring to engage in business under the fictitious name of FastData, with its principal place of business in the State of Florida in the County of Seminole, intends to file an Application for Registration of Fictitious Name with the Florida Department of State.
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Legal, Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO. 2016-CA-7845-O, ASHINGTON PARK HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION, INC., Plaintiff, vs. ELY S. DIAZ, ELISA DIAZ, and ELVA DIAZ, Defendants. NOTICE OF ACTION TO: ELVA DIAZ 3524 Stonefield Drive, Orlando, Florida 32826 Current residence unknown, if living, and ALL OTHER UNKNOWN PARTIES, including if a named Defendant is deceased, the personal representatives, the surviving spouse, heirs, devisees, grantees, creditors, and all other parties claiming, by, through, under or against that Defendant, and all claimants persons or parties, natural or corporate, whose exact legal status is unknown, claiming under any of the above named or described Defendants. YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that an action to foreclose a lien on the following property located in Orange County, Florida: LOT 116, STONEMEADE, PHASE 5, ACCORDING TO THE PLAT THEREOF AS RECORDED IN PLAT BOOK 49, PAGES 62-64, OF THE PUBLIC RECORDS OF ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. Street address of: 3524 Stonefield Drive, Orlando, Florida 32826, has been filed against you and you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to Peter Hagood, Esquire, Hagood & Garvey, LLC., Plaintiff’s attorney, at 451 Maitland Avenue, Altamonte Springs, Florida 32701, within 30 days of the first date of publication of this notice, and file the original with clerk of this court (425 North Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801) either before December 14, 2017 on Plaintiff’s attorney or immediately thereafter; otherwise a default will be entered against you for the relief demanded in the complaint or petition. Dated on November 3, 2017. Tiffany Moore Russell, Orange County Clerk of Court By: /s/ Mary Tinsley, Deputy Clerk, Civil Division, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Room 310, Orlando Florida, 32801. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 07 CASE NO.:DP16-582 IN THE INTEREST OF: K.J-S. DOB: 10/13/2015, MINOR CHILD. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA TO: STEPHANIE LYNN-SHELTON, Address Unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child, a copy of which is attached, you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Daniel P. Dawson on January 8, 2018
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at 9:45 a.m., at Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 9th day of November, 2017. This summons has been issued at the request of: Jennifer L. Ware, Esquire, FBN: 109969, Attorney for the State of Florida, Children’s Legal Services, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, Florida 32801, (407) 317-7643-Telephone, (407) 317-7126-Fax jennifer.ware@ myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Rochelle Marrero, Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 03 CASE NO.: DP16-186 IN THE INTEREST OF MINOR CHILD: K.B. DOB: 11/22/2014 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA To: Kendall Baptiste, Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy Shea on February 12, 2018 at 9:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 16th day of November, 2017. This summon has been issued at the request of: Nancy A. Robak, Florida Bar No.: 88796, Senior Attorney for Florida Department of Children and Family. nancy. firstname.lastname@example.org CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT BY:/S/ DEPUTY CLERK (court seal).
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA PINE HILLS SERVICE CENTER 07/DAWSON CASE NO.: DP17-659 In the Interest of: J.D. – AKA: E.G.D. DOB: 10/05/2017, Minor Child. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Mother & Father Parents unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child, a copy of which is attached. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Daniel P. Dawson, on Friday, December 15, 2017, at 11:00 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 7th day of November, 2017. This summons has been issued at the request of: Kim Crag- Chaderton, Esquire Florida Bar No.: 0433871, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 882 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, Florida 32811, (407) 563-2380, Kim.crag-chaderton@ myflfamilies.com, CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk. (Court Seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA PINE HILLS SERVICE CENTER 07/DAWSON CASE NO.: DP17-42 In the Interest of: J.B. DOB: 12/07/2009, J.B. DOB: 09/16/2008, Minor children. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Heather Bowser, Mother, Address unknown, Orlando, FL 32805 WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are hereby com-
manded to appear before Judge Daniel P. Dawson, on Thursday, February, 1, 2018, at 11:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD(REN) NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 1st day of December, 2017. This summons has been issued at the request of: Audrea Beth Ashcraft, Esquire Florida Bar No.: 0433871, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 882 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, Florida 32811, (407) 563-2380, Audrea. Ashcraft@myflfamilies.com, CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk. (Court Seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA PINE HILLS SERVICE CENTER, 07/DAWSON CASE NO.: DP16-655 In the Interest of: K.J. DOB: 07/18/2001, K.J. DOB: 06/14/2002, Minor Children. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Melody Vergara, Unknown - Address, 949 N. Mallory, Apt. #16-A, Hampton, Virginia 23663 WHEREAS the State of Florida, by and through the Department of Children and Families has filed a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath and has been filed in this court regarding the above named children. NOW, therefore, you are commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Daniel P. Dawson at 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 on January 9, 2018 at 9:30 a.m. for a Termination of Parental Rights Advisory Hearing. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE.
Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 6th day of November, 2017. This summons has been issued at the request of: Kim Crag-Chaderton, Esquire Florida Bar No.: 0433871 Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 882 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, Florida 32811, (407) 563-2380, CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk. (Court Seal). LOST OR ABANDONED PROPERTY FOUND OR RECOVERED WITHIN THE CITY LIMITS OF ORLANDO, FLORIDA. PROPERTY NOT CLAIMED WILL EITHER BE SURRENDERED TO THE FINDERS OR RETAINED FOR USE BY THE DEPARTMENT. CITY LIMITS OF ORLANDO, FLORIDA PICTURE IDENTIFICATION IS REQUIRED. NOVEMBER 2017 1. CELL PHONE WASHINGTON & ORANGE 2. CELL PHONE 7600 BLK S KIRKMAN RD 3. GLASSES 5400 BLK LAKE MARGARET 4. LAPTOP / COMPUTER ACCESSORIES 2600 BLK E GORE ST 5. CELL PHONE E. SOUTH ST 6. CELL PHONE SUMMERLIN/ WASHINGTON ST 7. JEWELRY W. WASHINGTON ST 8. CHARM E. COLONIAL DR 9. CELL PHONE CARTER & WESTMORELAND DR 10. CELL PHONE S. ORANGE AVE & PINE ST 11. BIKE 600 BLK BOOKMAN AV 12. BIKE MAGUIRE & WAREHOUSE RD 13. BIKE 1400 BLK E. ROBINSON ST 14. MONEY 7600 BLK S KIRKKMAN RD FOR INFO CALL (407) 246-2445, MONDAYS – THRU- THURSDAYS, 8:00 AM TILL 4:30 PM Notice Is Hereby Given that Niche Markets, LLC, 2937 Sierra Ct SW, Iowa City, IA 52240, desiring to engage in business under the fictitious name of Fast Customer, with its principal place of business in the State of Florida in the County of Seminole, intends to file an Application for Registration of Fictitious Name with the Florida Department of State.
NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE
HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Kirkman-600 S Kirkman Rd-Orlando 1/3/17 2120 Winston Fortune 2053 Sabrina Collins 3082 Salelya Bea 1055 Romean Hamzehloui 2103 Karen Dunbar 6031 Travis Thompison 2080 Eddie Ray 6042 John Chameli 6051 Allison Jackson 2008 Brenda Wright 2045 Dolmecia Hayes 5020 Crusaders For Christ 3117 Eric Brinkley 8011 Taira Gilbert 2102 Lakesha Wright 1082 David Young 1081 Missy Moore 2017 Synoria Anderson 2121 Wilder Victor 3011 Gina Van Epps 2124 Florence Jones 6037 Linda Early 8006 Rickey Virgil 2072 Wendy Pierre 1015 Karen Smith Uhaul Ctr Orange Ave-3500 S Orange Ave- Orlando 1/3/17 1932 Lorraine Cuadros 1403 Brian Gilmore 1928 Erica Nieves 1103 Karl Kennedy 1070 Dean Mosley 1809 Oranusi Obiora 2303 Rawn Haynes Uhaul Ctr Baldwin Park- 4001 E Colonial Drive -Orlando 1/3/17 D163 Chris Montgomery C124 Venus Ellis C123 Teresa Chapman C191 Kevin Cannon A121 Fernando Bouffard D216 Raymond Peters D176 Herny Rance D206 Callis Brown D210 Michael Crispo Uhaul Ctr Goldenrod-508 N Goldenrod Rd- Orlando 1/3/17 730RTecovery Truck TM1491D Jamila Torbit 727 Sheila Rodriguez 241 Vabessa Baez 415 Ernesto Santiago 518 Fritchie Bayan 1403 Michael Escobar 510 Jonathan Hernandez 515 Eduardo Lozada 729 Alison Smith Uhaul Ctr Alafaya-11815 E Colonial Drive-Orlando 1/3/17 1275 RC Carrillo 1113 Sacha Comrie 1116 Blake Cagle 1114 Jose Vega. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that Mindful Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following times and locations: December 13th, 2017 3:30 p.m. at the Mindful Storage facility located at: 900 Cypress Pkwy. Kissimmee, Fl. 34759 (321) 732-6032 732-6032 The personal goods stored therein by the following: following:#C104House Holds, #2155-House Holds, #G227- House Holds, #B105-House Holds, D220- House Holds, #2151-House Holds, #1122-House Holds, #G203 - House Holds, #2150- Home Things, #1188-House Holds, #1187-House Holds, #M307House Holds, #2110- House Holds, #1161-House Holds, #C112- House Holds, #D218 -House Holds, #G201- House Holds, #2127-Furniture. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced
facility in order to complete the transaction. Mindful Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction at the storage facilities listed below, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: December 27th, 2017 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 12:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 11971 Lake Underhill Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32825 (407) 380-0046 #127-Kelly Hardison Chair, Computer/ Monitor, Bags, Books, Boxes, Clothes, Totes, Power Tools, Guitar #131Khalia Scarbrough -Dresser, DVD/ VCR , TV, Boxes, Shoes, Totes, Bed Frame, Movies, Luggage, Lamp #226- Kevin Guice-House Hold Items #320 -Jacqueline Centeno-Couch,Dining Set, Dresser, Mattress, Table, Dryer, Washer, Bags, Boxes, Clothes, Pictures/ Photographs, Lawn Mower, Vacuum, Head Board,Luggage #525- Statia Chapman- Computer/ Monitor, Printer, TV, Bags, Bicycle, Boxes, Ladder, Cooler, Fan, Gym Equipment, Vacuum, Luggage #526- Jacqueline Centeno- Table, Bags, Boxes, Pictures/ Photographs, Totes, Wine Rack, Cooler, Luggage, Holiday Decorations #1316- Charles Brown- Chair, Dresser, Table, Bags, Books, Clothes, Vacuum, Tire Rims #127-Kelly Hardison - Household goods. 2:00 P.M. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 11071 University Blvd. Orlando, FL 32817 (321) 320-4055 #1116 Howard Destler- furniture, clothing, electronics, dishes, pans, refrig, tools #5005 Andrealynn BenhamHousehold goods #1202 Emerald Worthington -Clark –household goods #6126 Kayla WilliamsHousehold goods #4004 Steve Albert Sanchez Jr.- boxes, electronics, bedroom. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.
NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: Pursuant to Florida Statute 713.78 on JANUARY 6, 2018 at 8am, Mike’s Towing, 3141 Sharpe Rd., Apopka, FL will sell the following vehicle(s): 2011 BMW VIN #WBAKF5C53BE586384. Seller reserves the right to bid and to refuse any/all bids. Sold as is, no warranty. Terms Cash.
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Legal, Public Notices NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction at the storage facilities listed below, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: December 29th, 2017 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 11:00a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 2631 E Semoran Blvd. Apopka, FL 32703 (407) 408-7437 #2249-Americhoice Home Health-Household goods #2108-Narcisse Merle – Household goods #3054-Geraldine Russel -Household goods #3011 - Geraldine Russel -Household goods #3078-Robert Black -Household #1417-Ronald Kenneth Vogt -Household #1303-Fermin Valdez-Car audio, bench seat #2248 -Caye Conley-Household #3176 -Maria Madrigal-Household #1420-Vince Taylor -Furniture #3110- Henry Blake-Clothes and tools #2246 -Shirley SanchezFurniture #1706-Hung Le-Chairs, tables #1216- Lourdes Garcia -Household items #1513-Robert Frank-Household items #1424-Henry Blake-Tools. 12:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 831 N Park Ave. Apopka, FL 32712 (407) 450- 0345 #2405Lois Jenkins- Household Items #2442-Tanya Fleming-House Hold Items #2720-Betel MontalvoHousehold Items #1110-Keith St Hilaire-Household goods, Boxes, Furniture. 2:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 610 Rinehart Rd. Lake Mary, FL 32746 (407) 333-4355 0037-Daniel Fuller, households,; 0788-Christopher Burks, households; 1003-Emily Grinder, households; 1027-Maria Guess-Dzoba, households; 0183 -Anthony Nieves, personal items. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction at the storage facilities listed below, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: December 28th, 2017 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 9:30a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1101 Marshall Farms Rd. Ocoee, Fl. 34761 (407) 516-7221 #B122-Jason Todd Grace-house
items, antiques #D277-Derilien Vincent-Scrap Metal #E347-Elite Tile and Stone-Tile and Stone equipment #A050-Teena StewartGarage items #D276-Peter Nagy -Household Items #928-DaShawn Patterson- Electronics and Homegoods #E332-Shawntay Nichole -Herbert- Salon equipment #D250- Howard Kinchelow C/O Faith Taylor – Russell – Furniture, and boxes. 11:00a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5603 Metrowest Blvd. Orlando, FL 32811 (407) 445-0867 #07011 Carolyn Rozier household goods; #02100 Yvonne White personal hsehold items etc; #05137 Silverie Washington hsehold goods; #03012 Katelynn Ramon furniture, hhg ; #02115 Tricia Slavin HHG ,furniture etc; #02017 Christine Lormil 1 twin bed set kids,kitchen boxes; #06049 Donald Rajkumar bins, ; #05036 Joseph Williams beds, furniture and boxes; #02021 Rhonda Bailey boxes; #06078 Amanda Griffin one bed room set; #02019 Christopher Gaeta tubs #09115 Lois Hill boxes,bins ; #01048 Lakethia Rozier Livingroomset, table, clothes; #06010 Kelcy Carothers hsehold goods . 12:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5592 L. B. McLeod Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-2709 #213 Antony McMillon -HHG #145 Ten 55 Productions Inc-HHG #610 Norvella Watson-HHG #044 Norvella Watson-HHG, clothes #775 Stephanie PodczasyHHG #262 Elis Karatas-Luggage #374 Latrondra Phillips-HHG #267 Brandy Whittington -HHG #376 Hayward Hookers -HHG #500 Barak Sharon-supplies medical #630 Adrian Fragoso-clothes, vehicle #413 Ana Orozco-HHG #031 Brittney Brown-HHG #310 Jose Santos-couch.homegoods #853 Siva Kumar Kondaveeti-HHG #740 Mullissa Kindred -HHG. 1:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located 4601 S Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL. 32839 (407)630-9395 32839 #0E021 Tishra Levi HHI,# 0E038 Dunel Cadely HHI. 1:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 3501 S. Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL. 32839 (407)839-5518 #4097 Daniel Romero, exercise equipment, #4115 Alfonso Reynold HHI, Scooter, #2001 Juan Bautista Gaitan Romero HHI, #3071 Aiasha Ellis HHI, #1091 Josiah Valentine HHI #1018a Rafael Soriano HHI, #1080 Christelle Abilhomme HHI, #2032 Jacqueline Burns, Home Goods, #2094 Lauren Martin HHI #1092 Jennifer Forster HHI 3:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1420 N Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32804 (407) 650-3739 #805 Piedad De Boer– Personal documents, Clothes; #177 David S Glicken – HHG/ Furniture; #577 Kelly Greene – Furniture and Files; #477 Nicole Brown –Furniture ,boxes; #458 Renetta Griffin - Kitchenware, HHG; #347 Caio Sedano- Furniture, office; #727 Glenda Ritzie - Furniture, boxes; #733 David S Glicken-Fur-
ORLANDO WEEKLY ● DEC. 6-12, 2017
niture;#735 Marie Chenet-HHG; #776 Katherine Boutin- HHG. 4:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1001 Lee Rd. Orlando, FL 32810 (407) 539-0527 #4054 Kim Longley furniture, #1077 Linnda Durre Desk Boxes household goods, #2065 Charles Goodman Furniture, #2162 Natasha Marie Phillips two bedroom apt beds expensive sofa set boxes and totes tv, #1030 Carlos Maruri boxes personal goods. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.
NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON THURSDAY, DECEMBER 21ST, 2017 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED 5401 L.B. MCLEOD RD – ORLANDO, FL – 32811 – AT 9:30 AM: 2258 - Smith, Nicole, 2265 - Azimulla, Asgar, 2286 - Owen, Earl, 2290 - Teal, Yolanda, 2298 - Eartn Flooring Corp , 2298 – Stival, Fernando, 2305 - Chaves, Marina, 2307 - Pugh, Chavier, 2315 - Hicks, Danita Lee, 2326 - Peterson, Anna, 2328 - fikes, veronica, 2333 - Buggs, Tiffiney 4508 S. VINELAND RD – ORLANDO, FL 32811 – AT 9:40 AM: 0027 - Lefranc, Lyudmila, 0107 - Hayes, Deborah, 0112 - WALDEN, JEANNELL, 0129 Azzinaro, Trevor, 0302 - Walden, Jeannell, 0313 - Walden, Jeannell, 0329 - Peterson, Patricia, 0504 Walden, Jeannell, 0601 - Wiley, Wanda, 0611 - Engram, Anderana, 0617 - Hudgins, Amanda, 0709 Callaway, Henry, 0712 - FUTURE TRONICS 0712 – Johnson, Alan, 0718 - Ebanks, MARLENE, 0806 Phanor, Lucianie, 0808 - Williams, DeAngela, 0811 - Washington, Ronnie, 0817 - Brown, Larry, 0831 - Horstman, Christian, 0833 - Gallimore Cubilla, Jairo, 0841 Diaz, Yolimar, 0844 - Kwamina, Micah, 0846 - Lefranc, Lyudmila, 0923 - Brown, Clinton, 1005 Hayes, Omega, 1032 - Mckiddie, Kimberly, 1037 - Perez, Vanidia, 1117 - Kalaba, Emmanuel, 1125 - Miller, Patricia, 1136 - MILLENIA SURGERY CENTER 1136 – Zinckgraf, Eric, 1205 - MILLENIA SURGERY CENTER 1205 – Zinckgraf, Eric, 1237 - Ortiz, Jose,
1238 - Young, Randy, 1301 - Leon Albelo, Rosalia, 1310 - Robeants, Mari, 1314 - Valentin, Vanessa, 1316 - Hutchison, CoCintheane, 1319 - Cochran, Frances, 1322 Mabson, Simon, 1402 - Medina, Ramon, 1403 - Fleuridor, Alibert 5900 LAKE HURST DR – ORLANDO, FL 32819 – AT 9:50AM: A017 - National Convention Services A017 – Murphy, James, A022 - Success Foods LLC A022 – Atmakuri, Ramgopal, A027 Gran, James, C148 - Salvary, Sharlene, C158 - Kopp, Timothy, C163 - Koonce, Tamara, D147 Gorman, Chris, E222 - Ouanelus, Arrios, E235 – Alves, Luis, E239 - Petals by design, G048 - Ford, William 6040 LAKE HURST DR – ORLANDO, FL 32819 – AT 10:00 AM: 0017 - Ayala, Sonia, 0038 - Higginbotham, Paula, 0049 Rabitti, Sandra, 0051 - Clark, Patrick, 0062 - Conroy, Cody, 0094 - Poochy Poo Small Dog Rescue 0094 – Bisbal, Caroyln, 0095 - Robinson, Michael, 0097 - Woodward Jr, Jimmy, 0101 - Straker, Tresaund, 0132 - MAHFOOZ, YAHIYA, 0142 - Tyson, Banette, 0184 - Brooks, Shannon, 0203 - Juliana Ticzon, 0205 Juliana Ticzon, 0211 - Arman Roman, Steven, 0220 - Young, Eva, 0224 - Mcfadden, Alfred, 0243 - Carson, Shelby, 0246 Derby, Duong, 0259 - Williams, Ken, 0273 - Cochran, Darren, 0295 - Wright, Ronald, 0318 - Ilgin, Iskender, 0328 - Tommy bahama 0328 – Ristau, Eric, 0342 - Dos Santos, Taisa, 0374 - Gonzalez, David, 0394 - Massey, Bob, 0450 - Agudelo, Guillermo, 1014 - Senor Frog 1014 – Caneva, Nicholas E., 1034 - Frazier, Robert 1071 Bebiano, Allisson, 1076 - MILLER, QUAN, 1079 - Dougherty, John, 1105 - NAJJAR, SAMIR, 1123 Pinker, Arie, 2042 - Frascella, Kira, 2053 - Joseph, Toccara. NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON FRIDAY, DECEMBER 22ND, 2017 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED 1051 BUENAVENTURA BLVD – KISSIMMEE, FL 34743 – AT 9:30AM: 01134 - RODRIGUEZ, ILSA, 01143 - NACIPUCHA, LUIS, 02105 - PEREZ, DORISEL, 02109 - ABRON, KIMBERLY, 02120 - RIVERA, JORGE, 02122 - MONTOYA, JONIS, 02149 - STEES, JENNY, 02217 - MUR-
RAY, STACY, 02335 - BENITEZ, ANDREW, 02421 - VENTURA, LILIANA, 02505 - MEDINA, ELIZABETH, 02608 - YEASTED, JOSEPH, 03108 - DAVILA, ANGEL, 04105 - AWAD, MOHAMAD, 04110 - HESLER, BRITTANY, 04119 - CINTRON, MILTON, 04125 - SANTIAGO, JORGE, 04137 - RODRIGUEZ, JOSE, 04410 - RHODES, KARA, 05103 - MATTOX-TRIOLO, MEGAN, 05118 - GONZALEZ, RONALD, 05125 - DAVILA, MANUEL, 05143 - PARRAN, SHOLA, 05147 - PEREZ, XENIA, 05179 - PURCELL, JOHN, 05206 - DISLA, QUINSEL, 05435 - ANDINO, EDWARD, 05436 - LACY, LEANDER, 21292 REESE, AKIA 1800 TEN POINT LN – ORLANDO, FL 32837 – AT 9:40 AM: 0117 - ADORNO, CARLOS, 0121 - TORRES, CARLOS, 0137 - MITCHELL, ANTHONY, 0160 - MOLINA SUAREZ, CARMEN, 0173 - RILEY, LARRY, 0235 - ANDERSON, DUWAYNE, 0251 - ROJAS, PRISCILLA, 0259 - HARRISON, CHAIRIESE, 0263 - ROBERTS, TRACEY, 0300 - ARRIBAS, MARISOL, 0304 - EKTHUVAPRANEE, KARLA, 0306 - KLEIN, MICHAEL, 1001 - GABRIELA, TORRES, 1005 CASTRO, JOSE, 1034 - MARTIN, EVELYN, 1067 - SAYAGO, MANUEL, 2016 - REX, JOHN, 2017 - PHILIPS, CARL, 2041 - DEAN, MARK, 2061 - LEATHERBURY, MICHAEL, 3041 - CAULDER, PATRICIA, 3042 - CASIMIR, LAURENT, 3046 - KOTLER, EDDIE, 4004 - MALDONADO, SAMUEL, 5022 - WORKMAN, RONNIE, 5031 - HERNANDEZ, KIMBERLY, 6001 - ROMAN, WANDA, 6003 - MARTINEZ, MARIA, 7008 - VOLTAIRE, RICARDO, 7034 - MARTIN, AUNDREA, 7055 - DELLY, SAGINE, 7062 - MCRAE, TERRY, 7083 - FRANCIS, OWEN, 7085 RIVERA, YVETTE, 7108 - PENALVER, MAYKEL, 7113 - FELCE, ALEJANDRO, 7132 - RHAZAOUI, JAMAL, 7150 - DUNN, MICHAEL, 7165 - COPELAND, CHRISTINA 2783 N. JOHN YOUNG PKWY – KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – AT 9:50 AM: 1009 - AYALA, FERNANDO, 1010 - THOMPSON, PHILLIP, 1013 - ORIHUELA, TERRIE, 1020 - CAMPOS, ALBERTO, 1053 - SKENES, CARL, 1056 - LOPEZ, EDGARDO, 1059 NILES, RASHID, 1064 - TORRES, RAYMOND, 1065 - RUSSELL, JAROLD, 1071 - NEGRON, DAVID, 1082 - RAFALSKI, JOEL, 11005 - VILLALBA, NORY, 11091 - ZAGBO, MARTIN, 11106 - RIOS, MARYSHKA, 11117 - GONZALEZ, ANA, 1113 - ROBLES ROSA, JEYSHKA, 11212 - GREGORY, PATRICIA, 11305 - OBRIEN, MARIA, 11308 - KEEFER, MYRA, 11411 - ADRIAN, AARON, 11418 - GUIMBETI, BLAISE, 1203 BASS, MICHAEL, 12057 - YWAMA, JORGE, 12104 - RIVERA, IVONNE, 12112 - WHITE, RACHAEL, 12118 - OWENS, VICKI, 12122 - BROWN, TIFFANY, 12206 - ROMERO, ALEXIS, 12310 - ENRIQUEZ, FRANCISCO, 12320 DIAZ, TANYA, 12403 - COLLAZO, IVETTE, 12421 - CARDERO, JASMINE, 12503 - SANCHEZ,
ARACELIS, 12523 - LAWSON, MELINA, 12605 - JARVIS, REBECA, 12615 - VALENTIN, SHEILA, 1263 - SOTO, JESUS, 1269 - MADERA, FRANCISCO, 201 - BROWN, MICHAEL, 303 - FRAZER, VINCIS, 353 - SANTIAGO, CARLOS, 394 - ST ROSE, AUGUSTO, 396 - FIGUEROA, REY, 472 - OCONNOR, SHEZWAE, 509 - BIENNEVIL, HOLANDAIS, 513 - MABSON, LAVERNE, 595 - HUGHES, PATRICIA, 611 - SMITH, GARY, 712 - MORALES, CARMEN, 781 - FRANCIS, HALEEM, 802 - SANCHEZ, BRYANT, 812 - CARNEY, ALISHA, 882 - DIAZ, MAYRA, 902 - ALTIDOR, MARCKENSON, 916 - GARCIA, RICHARD, 952 - METAYER, KATHERINE, 981 - ROMERO, ALEXIS 1701 DYER BLVD, KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – AT 10:00 AM: 0001 - BAILEY, JOSH, 0005 - WELLS, GERRELL, 0009 - BAEZ, SUSINDY, 0019 - LAVAJOS, FELIPE, 0023 - NORRIS, MARTHA, 0026 - MUELLER, ESTELLA, 0029 - GAY, TRINITA, 0045 - BIELE, FRANCISCO, 0046 - SANTANA, DENISE, 0050 - VAZQUEZ, JOSE, 0054 - COTTO, BRIAN, 0066 - MARRERO, MARITZA, 0079 - RODRIGUEZ RIOS, JOHANNA, 0080 - SANCHEZ, ELIZABETH, 0089 - THOMAS, VALERIE, 0105 - CARRIS, JUSTIN, 0128 - MUELLER, ESTELLA, 0134 - LOPEZ, MARVIN, 0165 - ORTIZ MALDONADO, JOSE, 0169 - SANDERS, JANIE, 0178 - TALBOT, YEHOSHEBA, 0303 - ALBARRAN, DAVIE, 0328 - FELTON, EDGAR, 1002 TOLEDO, IVETTE, 1011 - BAKER, MICHAEL, 1016 - CARBONE, ERIKA, 1033 - HERRERA, ALEJANDRO, 2042 - HUNSDORF, CHRISTIAN, 2046 - PAZMINO, THERESA, 2051 - MINCER, SAMANTHA, 2061 - GATES, PRISCILLA, 2078 - ROSARIO ROSADO, LUIS, 2084 - BECK, ALEX, 2086 - SANTIAGO, ILEANA, 2088 - CRESPO, HEDRICK, 2099 - RUIZ, AMANDA, 2120 - LOVE, JOSHUA, 3006 - GONZALEZ, CARMEN, 4018 - FANFAN, SCHELLIE, 4027 - PERRY, ERIN, 4028 - ABOUELMAGD, MONA, 4030 - BURGESS, TIFFENY, 4040 - SANCHEZ, JOSEPH, 4042 - ELLIS, ROSE, 4050 - BETANCOURT, PEGGY, 5002 - GORMAN, GENNY, 6002 - GEBREHEWET, AZMERA, 6021 - GANT, CHRISTOPHER, 6022 OLIVO ESTRELLA, CLARIBEL, 6037 - GONZALEZ, PEDRO, 6052 - MCPHERSON, KRIS, 6065 - SCHMIDT, GAGE, 6084 - LOLIO, CRYSTAL, 6086 - COLEMAN, CONSTANCE, 6087 - MARTINEZ, MARISA, 6093 - REYES, ANGEL, 6098 - POLOVNUK, JERRY, 6099 - CRUZ, ISAMARIS, 6118 - ALVAREZ, FRANCHESCA, 6136 - LUCAS, SUGEIRA, 6160 - RAMIREZ, MYRA, 6161 - LANIER, VERONICA, 6166 - TORRES, CARLOS, 6167 - MARKS, TONY, 6176 - GONZALES, YESENIA, 6188 - RIVERA, MAGALI, 6195 - RICHARDSON, FRANCINE, 6203 - ROUSE, JANAE, 6212 - DUARTE, SHAWNTA, 6217 - CARABALLO, MELISSA,
8037 - ZAKY, NORHAN, 8041 - DIAZ, ROSA, 8047 - GOOTS, DANIELLE, 8054 - COLLAZO, KRYSTLE, 8065 - GRAU, JUAN, 8068 - AVADCO SERVICES, 8072 - RUBIO, JAIME, 8080 - SHARRER, RENATE, 8093 – CRESPO, EDWARD 951 S. JOHN YOUNG PKWY – KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – AT 10:10 AM: 1008 - ROMAN, ROBERTO, 1013 - PINCKNEY, ALETHIA, 1105 - BROWN, WILLIE, 1118 - SEPULVEDA, CHRISTIAN, 1123 - FRANCIS, LETRIECE, 1130 - TEMPLE, SHANEL, 1225 - MORALES, DAVID, 1227 - FIGUEROA, AGUSTIN, 1311 - GIRARD, MARYLEE, 1316 - WALKER, JACQUANA, 1422 - MITCHELL, PATRICIA, 1423 - CARDOZO, RAMON, 1508 - KHARBATLI, SAOUSAN, 1510 - PEREZ, JENNIFER, 1517 - IZURIETA, CARLOS, 1539 - DEL VALLE, LUZILENIA, 1600 - TAYLOR, BRITTANY, 1601 - PETERSON, ROBERT, 1604 - ALICEA, STEVEN, 1611 - KARKOSKY, ROBERT, 1711 - WISLER, DAVID, 1714 - EUSTACE, JOHN, 1801 - DEL VALLE, LUZILENIA, 1803 - LAMBERTY, GRETCHEN, 1806 - FERGUSON, MARLON, 1810 - LITTLEFIELD, AARON, 1812 - PEREZ, EDMUNDO, 2034 - ARMSTRONG-BRITT, VALESHIA, 2047 - BRITT, JANECIA, 2060 - SANTILLANES, RUTH, 2063 - VILA, LUIS, 2069 - VIVALDI, MARINO, 2107 - WILSON, SHAUNA, 2116 - AGUILAR, LIGIA, 2129 - ROBVAIS, LAKEISHA, 2153 - HILL, SR., JOSEPH, 2162 - GONZALEZ, YASMIN, 2163 - FIGUEROA, JASON, 2166 - ROSE, DAVID, 2174 - FISHER, PATRICK, 2178 - GONZALEZ, DANIEL, 2196 AUGENSTEIN, KIMBERLY SUE, 2254 - REDDING, JOHNNIE, 2321 - ALVAREZ, EMELYN, 2330 - SILVA, ANGELA, 2332 - GREEN, NATHALIE, 2413 ABDUL MUNTAQIM, SAYEED, P06 - MERCEDES, JESUS, P07 - GRASS, ARTHUR 227 SIMPSON RD - KISSIMMEE, FL 34744 –AT 10:20 AM: 008 - Velez, Frances, 009 - Blake, Demar, 023 - Quiros, Thomas, 036 - Santiago, Pablito, 060 - Evelyn, Johnny, 067 - Crawford, Tammy, 077 - Peterson, Mark, 078 - Ortiz, Alex, 088 - Orellana, Daniel, 107 - Biscaino, Aida, 110 - Garcia, Moses, 202 - Magdaleno, Miguel, 208 - Drake, Gloria, 221 - Glass, Cristina, 231 - Terrero, Delkys, 265 - Poueriet, Raziel, 267 - Kagay, Darlene, 270 - Lebron, Tiffany, 309 - Betances, Mayline, 313 Rivera, Jose, 314 - Munoz, Edwin, 322 - Flores, Ralph, 337 - Locke, Hailee, 341 - Vendrell, Eunice, 351 - Villalba, Nory, 419 - Williams, Lilkeasha, 422 - Acevedo Jr., Ceferino, 430 - Jones, Vanessa, 433 - Melton, Kendra, 444 - Torres, Maria, 454 - Rivera Trabal, Orlando, 479 - Hettich, James, 500 - Lipscomb, Jaunise, 504 Acevedo, Jesus, 505 - Claveria, Karen, 527 - Molina, Jackie, 558 - Soto, Jessica, 564 - Howells, Kelly, 568 - Jones-Butler, Tony, 574 - Mendez, Raul, 613 - Rodriguez, Edel, 614 - Blowers, Andrew, 617
- Fulmer, Dianna, 618 - Anderson, Michael, 705 - Nabut, Laith, 722 - Miller, Alexander, 813 - fabian, bladimir, 824 - Sierra, Sandra, 825 - Jackson, Maynette, 826 - Perez, Robmarie, 838 - Soto Ayala, Angel, 841 - Orozco, Cassandra, 875 - Rivas, Raul, 882 - Higgs, Herbert, RV11 - Torres, Kevin. NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON DECEMBER 22ND, 2017 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 08714- 8149 Aircenter Court, Orlando, FL 32809-7414 AT9:30AM- 1106 - Walker, Curtis, 1150 - Rivera, Rose, 1175 - Heslin, Charlotte, 1203 - Abdulsalam, Mohamed, 2005 - Barton, Billy, 2106 - Torres, Geomares, 2114 - May, Jessica, 2136 - heifetz, avee, 2190 - Rabassi, Rick, 2215 - Freeland, Debbie, 2216 - Mackey, Gregory, 2254 - Abdulsalam, Fathima, 3053 - Myers, Jeffery, 3058 - Watkins, Timothy, 3072 - Rodriguez, Maricarmen, 4043 - Hagness, Sheri, 4050 - Mendez, Luis, 6016 Rivera Ortiz, Shelly, 6114 - Acree, Christina 08726- 4801 S Semoran Blvd, Orlando, FL, 32822-2316 AT09:45AM- 0112 - Melton, Donnie, 0142 - Duclos, Nadeige, 0151 - CLEVELAND, MELANIE, 0185 - Cortes, Nitza, 0216 - sanchez, felix, 0253 - Acevedo, Luis, 0260 - Kinard, Alyson, 0265 - Marsh, Glendell, 0291 - Mercado, Sheena, 0295 - Alvarez, Antonio, 0296 Jean, Shadee, 1019 - Brenner, Evelyn, 2003 - Ysabel, Ramon, 2006 - Nunez, Francisco, 2019 - Tellez, Mariano, 2026 - Williams, Barbara, 3074 - Kuhn, Donna, 4003 - Williams, Barbara, 4024 - Echevarria, Solimar, 4026 - Manasiev, Ivan, 5015 - Mulling, Nicolette Lynn, 6008 - Torres Rivera, Jose, 7020 - Brooks, Franklyn, 7021 - Torres, Sashary, 7022 - Aquino Perez, Reynaldo, 7028 - Ademeyi, Akin, 7052 - Rodriguez, Jilka, 7055 - Mister, Caroline, 7061 - Tate, Tami, 7111 - Reyes, Yamil, 7141 Antongiorgi Mendez, Jesus Daniel, 7149 - Rodriguez, Diana, 7156 - Dan Casto Wallcovering, 8019 potts, jennifer, 8029 - Butler, Victor, 8036 - Montijo, Teresa, 8094 Felipe, Maria, 8102 - Avalo, Jose, 8103 - Scotto, Caterina, 8119 - Rochet, Adele, 8123 - Sanchez, Felix, 8152 - Becker, Jonathan, 8170 - Canas Marrero, Roberto, 9008 - Skywb Networks Inc and E Malcom Field 28084- 2275 S. Semoran Blvd. Orlando FL 32822 at 10:00AM:
A108 - Jeffries, Donald, A110 Slocki, Ashley, A129 - Des Mornes, Bernice, A130 - Wilcox, Kimberly, A134 - Mc Mullen, Jerome, A135 - Williams, Lynette, B105 - Viering, Christine, B113 - Rivera, Michael, B114 - Shirley, Stephen, B156 Munoz, Patricia, B169 - Adorno, Juan, B177 - Sanchez Rivera, Lyanne, B194 - Moreira, Erika, B205 - Hidalgo, Renee, B224 - Conley, Christopher, B228 - Orellana, Giovanni, C119 - Maldonado, Nayda, C122 - Burgos, Edwin, C129 - N, D, C144 - Gilchrist, Sheronne, C154 - Benavides, Brizaida, C195I - Cesareo, Samantha, C199B Wills, Brenda, C199D - Pierre, Ricardo, C201 - Zayas Gonzalez, Ivonne, C208 - Shomefun, George, C211E - Walker, Nifisha, C230C - Wright, Danny 20179- 903 S. Semoran Blvd. Orlando FL, 32807 at 10:30AM: A001 - Brooks, Vertreca, B001 Lozado, Susana, B004 - Oquendo, Judith, B012 - Morgan, LoriAnn, B023 - Faraldo, Jessica, B031 - Vega, John, B032 - Oquendo, Elizabeth, B041 - Guillen, Juan, B043 - Boutot, Amanda, C015 TEJADA, MARITZA, C027 - Hardy Jr, Boice, C077 - Sims, Joseph, D009 - Mcginnis, Carmelajo, D014 - Correa, Brenda, D027 Conway, Leon, D043 - Jimenez, Maria, D049 - Torres, Pedro, D053 - Edwards, Katrina, D056 - Lockhead, Tina, D059 - Lewis, Tomise, D065 - Medina, Alfred, D083 - Black, Austin, D097 - Kolljeski, Jerry, D189 - Bonel, Alex, D198 - Negron, Edwin, D202 Ventura, Santiago, D230 - Zapata, Osman, D231 - Stokes, Monica, E026 - Resilard, Michelle, E030 Welker, Bonnie, E033 - Regueira, Toby, E036 - Sullivan, John, E042 - AGOSTO, LILLIAN, E043 - Rosa, Isaac, E045 - Arroyo, Pauline, E069 - Correa, Estefani, E091 Tricorp Amusements, Inc., E101 - Bonilla, Victor 25850- 2525 E. Michigan St, Orlando FL 32806 11:30AM: 1005 - Guadagnoli, Robert, 1020 - Walker, Ernestine, 1031 Borderieux, Franklin, 2028 - Hill, Laura, 2029 - Rodas, Iris, 2033 - Lynch, David, 4011 - Smith, Benjamin, 4023 - Brown, Theora, 4033 - Zeek, Jason, 4037 Atkinson, Jon, 5047 - The Blue Book, 5055 - Alves, Melanie, 5068 - Lancaster, Cedrice, 5112 - Ross, Susan, 5201 - Lewis, David, 5308 - Brown, Theora, 5355 - Colon, Leyla, 6105 - Sharkey, Thomas, 6219 - Bohanna, Gwen, 6312 Richarde, Samuel, 6316 - Ross, Susan, 6324 - Bizzelle, Ashleigh, 6436 - Acord, Wanda, 6449 Nerette, Jean Emmanuel, 6552 - Bailey, Daniel. NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON DECEMBER 21ST, 2017 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA
STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 28075- 4729 S Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL, 32839—AT 9:30AM: 0107 - Fauntleroy, James, 0128 - Mills, Brian, 0132 - Washington, Jeremiah, 0141 Brown, Deborah, 0142 - GRACIA, MAX, 0147 - Goins, Raymond, 0153 - Anderson, Tiffaney, 0158 - Charles, Kevin, 0215 - Payne, Stephanie, 0233 - Cruz Oneill, Marie, 0238 - Viera, Charlie, 0242 - Thompson I I, Keith, 0311 - Ousley, Baretta, 0314 - William, Willie, 0326 - Williangham, Robert, 0342 - Gordon, Giselle, 0348 Arnold, Aaron, 0349 - Fraser, Christopher, 0353 - Naylor, John, 0414 - White, Estella, 0433 - West, William, 0434 - Kaba, Mark, 0435 - Williams, Edith, 0439 - Daquin, Jacquelin, 0503 - Day, Anthony, 0514 - Brown, Telisha, 0601 Roque, Jose, 0604 - Maragh, Courtney, 0610 - Northern, Eugene, 0622 - Ortiz, Josue, 0709 - Dumas, Sandra, 0719 - Johnson, Takelia, 0813 - Maldonado, Julian, 0834 - Jordan, Glynn, 0835 - Diaz Santana, Cristal, 0905 - Innocent, Sara, 09105 - Martinez, Jellitza, 09107 - Seabrooks, Vencia, 09116 - Seabrooks, Markes, 09120 - Barreto, Katia, 09125 - Dais, Julius, 09127 - Rodriguez, Jimmy, 09128 - Reid Jr, Berry, 0930 - Collins, Tiana, 0949 - Mitchell, Roger, 0958 Rivera Fernandez, Aristides, 0983 - Kline, Jason, 0995 - Vega, Jenmarie, 1008 - Yarber, Kelly, 1014 - Mcneil, Latanza, 1029 - Hill, Kelly, 1052 - Barnes Jr, Horace, 1061 - Walker, Angellia, 1082 - Lomax, Nakia, 1083 - Moore, Stacy, 1115 Mondesir, Junior, 1132 - Wheeler, Brian, 1147 - Cudjoe, Richard, 1156 - Ervin, Renee, 1216 - Perez, Monica, 1218 - Thomas, Donna, 1237 - Mata-Alvarez, Bryant, 1241 - Joseph, Roberds, 1249 - Bracey, Phillippa, 1253 - Felix, Ebony, 1270 - Maxie, Tyanna, 1283 - Owens, Chaneekah, 1344 - Rivera, Luis, 1367 - Contreras, Juan, 1370 - Mcrae, Ciera 25454 - 235 E Oak Ridge Road, Orlando, FL, 32809AT 10:30AMA131 - NEGRON, GIOVANNY, A136 - MORALES, MARCIA, A141 - RIGSBY, DARLENE, A144 BRYAN, PEARL, A150 - SPENCE, CARL, A156 - OLIVERAS, CRYSTAL, B205 - CALDERON, JOSE, B231 - ROGERS, ANDREA, B243 - MCCAULEY, SEAN, C310 - CRUZ, JUAN, C317 CERVANTES, GERARDO, C321 - MUNIZ TORRES, CARLOS, C323 - BENNETT, ANQUNETTE, D406 - CINEUS, THERESA, D419 - ONLY, JEREMY, E512 - OCEAN, REED, E515 - OUAZANI, JALIL, E523 - GUTIERREZ, YESENIA, E539 - CADET, MARIE, F612 - ABOAGYE, SAMUEL, F613 ARIAS, MARK, F632 - JONES, COTESHIA, F635 - WILBON, SHAQUILLE, F636 - MARCELIN, IMMACULEE, G725 - ENOCH, LAVEE, G726 - KRANTZ, INDALECIA, H807 - ETIENNE, KENIA, H818 - CEPEDA, JOHANNA, I903 - MUNOZ, LUIS, I907 HERNANDEZ, JOHANNY, I914 - PETERSON, LACHADA, J010 -
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child, DOB: 10/07/2015 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Ciarra Robinson, Address Unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy R. Shea on January 19, 2018 at 10:00am at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS TPR ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD(REN) NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 28th day of November, 2017. This summons has been issued at the request of: Layali Salem, Esq., Florida Bar #0111746, State of Florida, Children’ Legal Services, 882 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811, 407/563-2380 Layali.email@example.com. By: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal).
THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 03/Shea/Pine Hills CASE NUMBER: DP16-102 IN THE INTEREST OF:A.H., a male child, DOB: 08/24/2008, D.H., a male child, DOB: 04/23/2012 L.H., a male child, DOB: 09/16/2014, A.R., a female
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