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Donald Trump has increased interest in the lives and tactics of longtime tax resisters

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MUSIC 35 Bite back High-energy New York indie duo Diet Cig transcends the hype machine

21 Spring fling

7 Pulse: In Memoriam A profile of Pulse Nightclub shooting victim Alejandro Barrios Martínez

7 This Modern World 7 ICYMI News you need to know but may have missed in the past week

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The first half of 2017 yields a bumper crop of funny, beautiful new cookbooks

35 Picks This Week

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The Polite Pig has opened in Disney Springs, Wahlburgers expands to Waterford Lakes, plus more in our weekly food roundup

Great live music rattles Orlando every night Questlove’s DJ stands becoming a local tradition; Clipping shows the future of music in special headlining show

27 Recently Reviewed Short takes on restaurants we’ve reviewed recently

9 Informed Dissent Syria is the Kobayashi Maru of foreign policy: a no-win scenario

10 Re$i$t Trump’s refusal to release his tax returns has focused new attention on longtime tax resisters

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ARTS + CULTURE 17 Culture 2 Go The Garden Theatre announces its 2017-18 season, Disenchanted! returns home for a run at the Plaza Live, plus more performing arts news

17 Set phasers to stun UCF Percussion and Voci Dance collaborate to bring Steve Reich’s minimalist classic Drumming to life

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38 Selections

Harlots is the most outstanding period drama on television since Game of Thrones

40 The Week

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32 On Screens in Orlando

51 Gimme Shelter

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19 Live Active Cultures Phantasmagoria’s John DiDonna takes on the origin myths of several cultures in new Valencia show Creation

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IN MEMORIAM: THE ORLANDO 49 Every week between now and the one-year anniversary of the Pulse Nightclub shootings, Orlando Weekly will profile a person killed on June 12, 2016. This week: Alejandro Barrios Martínez Alejandro Barrios Martínez was full of dreams when he immigrated to the U.S. The 21-year-old left his mother and grandmother in Cuba to come to Orlando in 2014 to live with his father. He was in love with his partner, Aday Suarez Molina, and the Cuban media organization 14ymedio writes that Barrios Martínez had recently gotten a new job and decided to celebrate at the gay nightclub Pulse on June 12, 2016. When the mass shooting started, Barrios Martínez sent texts to his partner as he waited trapped in the bathroom.

“I love you, never doubt it,” he wrote in Spanish. “I’m fine, but I don’t know if I’ll get out alive. I’m writing to tell you I love you.”

Barrios Martínez and 48 other people did not survive that day. After his death,

his partner said on Facebook that Barrios Martínez had forever changed his life.

“I promise you I will always, always love you, as you did until the final minute of your life,” Suarez Molina wrote.

El Nuevo Herald reports his mother, Orquídea Martínez, was issued a humanitarian visa to see him one last time. Before he was buried, Barrios Martínez got one of his final wishes – to meet his idol, Puerto Rican artist Olga Tañón. Tañón sang his favorite song at his funeral to his parents and gathered friends. Barrios Martínez’s father also released a written statement, saying his son came to Orlando “to get ahead, to build his project of happiness.”

“He did nothing to justify this level of human evil,” Saúl Barrios wrote. “He was happy, in love, with dreams, laughing, with friends celebrating that he was beginning to build the life that he wanted and how he wanted it.”

Barrios writes that he and his family will never forget his son.

“The little time you spent here on Earth was unforgettable, it was a joy, a party like the ones you liked, a song of hope like the ones you sang,” Barrios says. “Son, do not stop dancing, singing and loving. We love you. I love you.”

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Rick Scott removes Aramis Ayala from another 21 cases, brush fires threaten Central Florida, Bumby Avenue reopens and other things you may have missed this week. »

Scott reassigns murder cases away from State Attorney Aramis Ayala:

Gov. Rick Scott reassigned 21 first-degree murder cases away from Orange-Osceola State Attorney Aramis Ayala for her refusal to seek the death penalty during her administration. Scott is giving the cases to Ocala-based State Attorney Brad King, who was already reassigned the Markeith Loyd case. Scott says Ayala’s refusal to consider capital punishment sends an “unacceptable message that she is not interested in considering every available option in the fight for justice.” In a statement, Ayala says the governor is “abusing his authority and has compromised the independence and integrity of the criminal justice system.” King also indicated this week that he plans to seek the death penalty for Loyd, who is accused of killing his pregnant ex-girlfriend Sade Dixon and Orlando Police Lt. Debra Clayton.

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UCF’s female faculty members paid less than their male colleagues:

High winds and a steady drought in Central Florida helped spread brush fires across hundreds of acres in Orlando and other cities. Last week, fire crews battled a 475-acre fire near International Drive and Daryl Carter Parkway. No one was injured, but the Orange County Sheriff’s Office did evacuate two buildings at the Sheraton Vistana Villages Resort as a precaution.

After two years of gazing fruitlessly at orange traffic cones, North Bumby Avenue between Colonial and Corrine Drive is finally open, with an improved look. The street was closed for a project in 2015 that would reconstruct the road, install a new stormwater collection system, add trees, create a multi-use path, and add new sidewalks and crosswalks.

In news shocking to probably no one, a study shows female faculty members at the University of Central Florida make less money than their male colleagues. The study found that the median salary in 2016 for male faculty was about $90,096, while the median salary for female faculty was about $70,000. When the study accounted for variables that might lead to pay discrepancies, such as numbers of years of experience and teaching in higher-paying fields that are traditionally dominated by men, female faculty members earned 5 percent less than their male counterparts and “underrepresented minorities” earned 3.5 percent less than white faculty members. mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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BOMBS AWAY Syria is the Kobayashi Maru of foreign policy: a no-win scenario I awoke Friday morning to the

not-entirely-unexpected news that President Trump had launched 59 Tomahawk missiles at a Syrian airbase, in retaliation for a chemical-weapons attack allegedly launched by Syrian President Bashar al-Assad Tuesday that killed more than 100 of his own people, including more than two dozen children. Trump had signaled his intentions Wednesday, when he said the attack was “reprehensible and cannot be ignored by the civilized world.”

As military strikes go, it was fairly modest – “targeted,” Trump called it; “symbolic,” a former national security adviser told ABC News. The Syrians were apparently tipped off ahead of time and mostly cleared out. As of Friday morning, Syrian officials were reporting that 16 military personnel had been killed on the airbase and another nine civilians (including four children) had died when three missiles struck two nearby towns.

But it was enough to escalate tension in an already troubled and war-ravaged region and bring us one step closer to ensnarling ourselves in yet another conflict from which there won’t be an easy escape.

And yet I found myself grappling with conflicting, sometimes antithetical, feelings on the subject. Because Syria doesn’t lend itself to black-and-white analysis. In exactly the same way as innocent people will die if America intervenes, innocent

people will continue to die if America The third is a sense of fecklessness: does not. Passivity, like action, is a choice Even if you buy the notion that force was that has its own set of consequences. Syria prudent, what good was lobbing a few is the Kobayashi Maru of foreign policy. missiles going to do? The Syrian civil It’s a no-win scenario. war is now entering its sixth year, having The first of these conflicted feelings claimed more than 200,000 civilian lives, is fear. Trump is impulsive, inexperi- including some 24,000 children; millions enced and incompetent, plainly out of his more are displaced and on the run (if you depth, far more so than any president haven’t seen the documentary The White since humanity learned to split the atom. Helmets, about aid workers who try to resIt wouldn’t take much more than a stiff cue victims from the carnage, do so). It is a breeze or errant advice from one of the humanitarian crisis of unimaginable scale. white nationalists roaming Mar-a-Lago And most of it has been accomplished to nudge us into World War III, particu- with conventional weapons. larly when dealing when forces he cannot If Trump’s missiles convince Assad begin to comprehend – Syria, after all, is to never again deploy a gas attack, tens backed by a nuclear-armed Russia, not to of thousands of Syrian civilians are still mention Iran. It’s actually hard to imagine going to die. The civil war will still rage. a less suited, more vainglorious man at the But then there’s the fourth, a feeling helm. That he attacked unilaterally, with- somewhat at odds with the others: As out consulting Congress, does not inspire much as I detest and distrust Donald confidence.

Trump; as much as I abhor the thought The second is of war in Asia or, anger, at the unmitiIt’s unconscionable worse, a world gated hypocrisy of for Trump to not open war; as much as this moment in our this country’s arms to those I respect the propolitics. Not just “beautiful babies” before gressive arguments at Trump – who toward nonintercampaigned as an more of them are vention in a civil anti-interventionist, “cruelly murdered.” war; as clearly as I praised Assad for remember the body “killing ISIS” and bags and ginned-up castigated Obama for wanting to intervene in Syria – who doesn’t faux-patriotism associated with Iraq, the understand foreign policy enough to have young men and women who died in the any undergirding principles and thus can desert for a dumb war sold on lies – as hardly be judged for not adhering to them. undeniable as all that is, I also can’t shake But also at the congressional Republicans, the feeling that Assad’s atrocities have to who are now tripping over themselves be answered.

I can’t look at the pictures of those chilto laud the president’s bold action after they lacked the courage to even vote on dren, ravaged and gassed, having suffered Obama’s request for congressional approval and died, murdered by a sociopathic war to use force in 2013, following a much larg- criminal clinging to power, and not wish er chemical attack outside Damascus that to hasten the bullet that sends Assad to his end. Sic semper tyrannis. killed some 1,400 people. orlandoweekly.com

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I don’t know how to square all of those thoughts. I don’t know if there’s a way for anyone to do so. I struggled the same way in 2013, when there was a much more thoughtful president in the White House, and I never reached a satisfying resolution. Perhaps there is none to be reached.

Which brings me to my last feeling: disgust. Thursday night at Mar-a-Lago, Trump said he ordered the strike because “even beautiful babies were cruelly murdered in this very barbaric attack. No child of God should ever suffer such horror.”

No, they goddamn well shouldn’t.

But these are the same beautiful babies Trump wants to bar from seeking refuge in this country. In his first travel ban, Trump indefinitely blocked refugees from Syria in addition to temporarily doing so for refugees from six other majority-Muslim countries. After that was struck down, the president issued a second order, this time temporarily banning refugees from Syria and five other countries. That, too, has been halted by a federal court.

But what Trump has done that’s still in effect is lower the number of total refugees the United States is willing to take in, from 110,000 in 2016 to just 50,000 this year, and most of this year’s quota have already arrived. If we start dropping bombs on Syria, we’re only going to produce more refugees. And it’s unconscionable for Trump to not open this country’s arms to those “beautiful babies” before more of them are “cruelly murdered.”

Ghastly images of dead children, it seems, are enough to compel the president to drop bombs. But they’re not enough to compel him to show compassion for the people bombs displace. @jeffreybillman on Twitter feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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Trump’s refusal to release his taxes focused new attention on longtime tax resisters. But their lives, tactics and ethical reasons for resistance have little to do with who’s in the White House

BY M A RY FI NN, WI T H A D D I T I O NAL R E P O R TI N G BY B RAND O N SO D ERB ERG

od Nippert grew up on a farm with 40,000 turkeys in central Ohio. He wanted to escape the life of a farm boy as quickly as he could. Nippert had big plans – become an engineer, move to the city, buy a red Corvette. That was 1967.

Forty years later, he and his wife, Linda, live and work on a 100-acre communityowned raspberry farm in the Appalachian Mountains in southeastern Ohio. He spends his days puttering around in a stained glass shop that he runs with his neighbor. There’s no Corvette in his garage.

Nippert’s life was fundamentally altered by his decision to break the law. He hasn’t paid his federal income tax in full since 1973.

Nippert is one of approximately 8,000 Americans who openly choose to contest paying their full federal income tax owed to the government. They don’t consider themselves to be criminal tax evaders; they prefer to be called war tax resisters.

President Donald Trump’s refusal to release his income taxes has fueled interest in tax resistance for some anti-Trumpers.

“Take a look at Trump. Did he reveal his taxes? No,” Jay Sordean, a war tax resistance counselor in Berkeley, California, orlandoweekly.com

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says. “I’m sure he’s hiding lots of crap. He’s in this for himself and I’m sure his taxes reflect his beliefs.”

But, for longtime resisters like Nippert, the decision not to pay taxes doesn’t depend on who’s in the White House. It’s a matter of personal conscience.

As a child, Nippert attended services at the Church of the Brethren. “When I was a kid, I knew my religion and stuff and I was involved in a youth group but I didn’t think too heavily about what was going on in the world or what that had to do with my religious beliefs. I knew things were going on in the world but they didn’t seem personally relevant,” Nippert says.

But then, as for so many, the Vietnam War created a crisis of conscience for Nippert. He was lucky to get a draft deferment from the war by enrolling as a student at Ohio University and then transferring to Ohio State. The war plodded along, while Nippert lived a parallel life as a Buckeye.

He pledged a frat, but the brothers decided he wasn’t Beta Theta Pi material.

“Looking back on it, I think they made the right decision,” he says. “That was a time when everything was changing. I was letting my hair grow a little longer but the frats were still pretty conservative. There were weird things they didn’t like about CONTINUED ON PAGE 12

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me. I didn’t hold my cigarette the right way. And you know, really, I was just a farm boy.”

Around the same time, someone gave him a copy of Joan Baez’s memoir, Daybreak.

“Her book affected me a lot in terms of thinking about issues of pacifism and made me think about what I learned about nonviolence from Church of the Brethren,” he says.

In 1968, Nippert started hanging out at political meetings at Ohio State where he learned more about draft resistance and nonviolent protest. “I grew up being taught to think for myself and once I started going to meetings and hearing people talking and holding strong opinions passionately, it kind of opened me up,” he says. “It caused me to ask, ‘What do I really believe in passionately? How am I supposed to live my beliefs?’”

Initially, he got involved with a campus group that was doing draft counseling for people who wanted to escape to Canada and helped them fill out forms so that they could register as conscientious objectors.

But Nippert’s own conscience continued to gnaw at him.

One night in 1969, Nippert broke into “the Shoe,” Ohio State’s 66,000-seat football stadium. It was midnight. He climbed all the way to the top bleacher and sat there, alone, for a few hours. Enveloped by the all-American scene, Nippert thought about his relationship to his country.

“I wanted to make the right decisions.

I am not, and never have been, anti my country. Not at all,” he says. “I love my country. I thought that if I am not truly a pacifist, I should go register for the draft and serve. I am not going to walk around saying I am a pacifist, if I’m not willing to make a personal sacrifice. I am not a chicken. I can’t be just trying to get out of going to war. I have to really be for something. Sitting up there in the stadium alone, I came to my decision. I decided that I couldn’t kill anybody.”

But there was more.

“If I can’t kill someone, can I pay someone else to kill for me?” he asked himself.

“I decided that I couldn’t do either and I really needed to live as a pacifist.”

Two months later, Nippert dropped out of Ohio State and was called up for the draft. The draft board required documentation to validate his conscientious objector status. Nippert’s dad wrote him a letter of support. He had been a fighter pilot in World War II, captured and starved by the Nazis as a POW. In the letter, his father wrote, “As a farmer, we learn that each of us needs to plow our own furrow.”

Nippert’s petition was approved and soon after he stopped paying his taxes.

ar tax resisters believe that we should be able to decide for ourselves when, if, and how much we pay in federal tax based on our beliefs. They think we should able to decide how much we pay, or if we pay at all, when we don’t think the government is going to use our money to our liking.

The IRS clearly does not agree. (The IRS did not respond to our questions about tax resistance.) IRS Code 6702 requires the agency to maintain a list of “frivolous filings,” which, according to the agency, “describes and responds to some of the common frivolous tax arguments made by those who oppose compliance with federal tax laws.” The IRS can fine a filer up to $5,000 just for attaching a letter of protest or writing directly on a tax form about any of the “frivolous” filing issues.

War tax resistance is on the list.

“One doesn’t like to hear the word frivolous about an action we take so seriously, but I know it isn’t intended as a diss to us in particular,” says Ruth Benn, the National Coordinator of the National War Tax Resistance Coordinating Committee (NWTRCC, pronounced “New Trick”), a group founded in 1982 in response to nuclear proliferation. “Since they started the frivolous filing penalties as a result of war tax resistance, a lot of us did an action we called ‘cabbage patch filing.’

People filed dozens of 1040s instead of filing just one. The goal was to slow down the system.”

One person’s frivolity is another’s necessity. Kesh (who asked to be identified by her first name) is a 38-year-old Baltimore service industry worker didn’t pay taxes last year because she couldn’t afford it.

“Because I couldn’t afford to pay for my insurance last year, they charged me a penalty for that – a penalty for being poor,” she says of the fine she would have to pay for not having health care under the Affordable Care Act. Then she started to wonder where the money went.

“I know that my tax money is going to the police and I can walk down the street and get shot,” she says. Though local police forces are primarily funded through local and state governments, police departments do receive federal funding. And as an African-American woman in Baltimore, where Freddie Gray’s death in police custody in 2015 led to a police curfew that was enforced by the National Guard, Kesh was more concerned about the militarization of the police in her neighborhood than a far-away war.

The election of Trump made all of this worse. “I’m all the groups that are hated.

I’ve decided to come to earth in this body and be black, be a woman, gay, so you know, I get hit on every side of it. I was a teenaged mother, I’m a single mom – I’m

all the things [Trump and Republicans] hate.”

Unlike the other resisters, Kesh is new to this. She doesn’t know where it will lead her yet – hence her decision not to use her name. She has not taken any workshops or been formally advised, and she is at risk of being targeted by the IRS. So it’s difficult to think of anyone’s decision to defy one of our fundamental civic duties as frivolous. But even some tax resisters think this way.

“Some people who don’t pay taxes are just fruitcakes in terms of the reasons they’re using to avoid paying taxes,” says Peter Smith, a war tax resister from Indiana. “You know, like things that are never going to work.”

For instance, there are some people in the states’ rights crowd who believe the 9th amendment protects them from the overreach of the federal government’s ability to collect income tax. For some odd reason, some filers claim that if they write the phrase “nunc pro tunc” on their 1040 form, they won’t have to pay income tax.

“But the people who are out there who are honestly conscientious objectors and have legitimate reasons, we respect them and we say go for it,” Smith says.

Some people, for instance, refuse to pay their first $5,000 in federal tax because of what they refer to as a “Black Tax,” a version of self-imposed reparations for the 40 acres and mule promised by Gen. Sherman at the end of the Civil War (a promise rescinded by Lincoln’s successor, Andrew Johnson).

Still, military spending is the most common issue. NWTRCC publishes an annual analysis of the federal budget in which they determine that about 50 percent of the federal budget goes toward current military spending, debt on past wars, upkeep of the nuclear arsenal, and funding for homeland security. War tax resisters, like Nippert, use this figure as a guidepost when paying (or not paying) their federal income tax. But under Trump, military spending is poised to spike.

“Interest in tax resistance has been unusually active because of Trump’s election,” says Benn. “We saw a huge jump in our web stats since the inauguration.

It is tax time and we have a president we don’t like. I mean, we aren’t like the Women’s March with hundreds of thousands of people coming out. But, around the country, we are finding more interest in our workshops where there will be 20 people attending instead of the usual two.

Local networks that don’t usually contact us have been unusually active. Some of the groups out there who are anti-Trump have come to us for ideas.”

While the current political climate may have created a spike in interest in war tax resistance, many war tax resisters inter-

viewed for this story made it clear that their opposition isn’t grounded in partisanship but is based on a life of pacifism inspired by flashpoints like Vietnam War, the 1980s nuclear arms race, American military involvement in Central America, and the more recent wars in Iraq.

Like Nippert, resisters tend to start out as activists and protesters in anti-war movements and then, ultimately, they ask themselves, “If I’m so against war, then why am I paying for it?” “These are all conscious people who have chosen to stay out of the system,” Benn says.

Smith, the tax resister from Indiana, served in the military for four years in the early 1960s. “During the Vietnam War I knew that what the government needed to fight the war was money and people. I knew that I could resist with my money and so I did,” he says.

For others, the catalyst was even more personal. Peace activist Cindy Sheehan, best known for her monthlong 2005 tent encampment protest outside President Bush’s Crawford, Texas, ranch, lost her son Casey to the Iraq war in April 2014 and stopped paying federal income tax.

“After Casey was killed in the Iraq War, I looked at my then-husband and said, ‘That is the last time I am paying taxes.’

I am not filing or paying taxes to this government because they took something from us that they can never repay,” she says. “For years, I had funded the murder of so many people, including my own son.”

She has ongoing federal liens against her for any future assets she may acquire, but the magistrate in her IRS hearing took a sympathetic stance. “The judge looked up at me at the end of the hearing and said, ‘What you’ve done sounds like a real reasonable response to something that happened to you that was so unreasonable,’” she recalls.

Many tax resisters view what they do as a reasonable response to an unreasonable situation. But the 8,000 war tax resisters don’t necessarily believe that they will stop all war. Not any more, at least.

Most of the people I spoke to for this article are now in their late 60s; they started their resistance wide-eyed and bell-bottomed, intending to starve the “war machine.” Now, most admit that’s not going to happen.

“I don’t want to totally give up on change but I don’t expect it in my lifetime.

What we do is going to someday turn things around. Like any conscientious objector, I think I have a role in showing another way. Through my tax resistance I am trying to show what is important,” Benn says.

War tax resistance is idiosyncratic; there isn’t a prescribed way to do it.

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Resisters do all they can to make it difficult for the IRS to collect what is owed.

But for most, being a war tax resister translates to creating a simple, asset-free life.

Nationwide, NWTRCC affiliate groups offer counseling to those interested in committing war tax resistance.

Participants are guided to reflect on what they believe and to articulate what they are looking for from their resistance. Then, they commit to the course of action that’s best for their life situation and their tolerance for risk.

Sordean, the volunteer war tax resistance counselor in Berkeley, California, is self-employed and lives below the taxable income limit. Sordean files a 1040 tax form every year, but he doesn’t include a check. He sends a letter of resistance with his form.

In the 1990s, he got creative and sent palm-sized helium canisters that “looked like little cruise missiles” attached to his 1040, along with a letter of protest to the IRS, his senators and the Clinton White House. (Warning: Don’t try this in the post-9/11 era.)

War tax resisters who do receive a paycheck often hike up their withholding exemptions and end up having little or no money taken from their pay. Some people file and withhold $10.40 from the total owed, and they attach letters demanding a decrease in military spending in an act of symbolic resistance.

Like many resisters, Nippert put all of his assets in his wife’s name so that the house can’t be seized by the IRS. He doesn’t make enough money on the raspberry farm or in the stained glass shop to have to pay personal income tax.

Every war tax resister I talked to donates the money that would have been paid in taxes either to charities or one of 50 funds, such as the People’s Life Fund, that redistribute the money for “life-affirming purposes.”

Ann Barron, a resister since 2014 from San Diego, says, “I love paying taxes, but not for war. I pay my taxes but not to the U.S. government.”

The war tax resisters view what they do as patriotic. They openly commit civil disobedience, spawned by a love of country. ax resistance isn’t easy. Most resisters live in fear and experience financial uncertainty. The IRS wants the money it is owed and agents will do everything they can to get it, including placing liens on assets, seizing bank and retirement accounts, and garnishing wages. For many resisters, the hassle and risk is worth the sacrifice.

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“It’s been worth it for me. One of the things about war tax resistance is that you have control over yourself. You can say no to the government and that’s not something many people can do because they feel kind of forced into paying. It is empowering for me,” Smith says.

Nippert doesn’t worry so much about the IRS coming after him. “If you can be sympathetic to the IRS, it is getting much, much harder for them to collect taxes even for big amounts of money because the federal government is giving them less and less to work with,” he says. “I know that I am low priority when they can’t even collect from people who owe a lot.”

Still, collection letters from the IRS can be relentless and filled with intimidating legalese. “I get the collection letters and they are a little scary,” Barron says. “One of the hardest things about tax resistance is that it’s difficult to get the right legal information. My anxiety about the IRS was the first hurdle for me to get over in deciding to be a war resister. But now, I don’t feel fear. I made a decision to be public about what I’m doing. I feel a deep connection between what I believe and what I am doing.”

What about jail? In 1846, in the most famous case of war tax resistance, the author Henry David Thoreau was jailed for refusing to pay six years’ worth of back taxes because of his opposition to slavery and the Mexican-American War. Since then, only a few dozen Americans have been jailed for war tax resistance.

“Jail for war tax resistance is a myth,” NWTRCC’s Benn says. “The IRS doesn’t come and take you away, they just want their money. They don’t want people in jail.”

Tell that to Dr. Joseph Olejak, a chiropractor and natural healer from Chatham, New York. Joseph started withholding his taxes from the government in 1992.

“At first the letters came more frequently from the IRS and the threats became more regular until eventually someone from the IRS showed up and said, ‘This is a civil matter now, but it will become a criminal matter if you don’t pay,’” Olejak recalls.

Armed agents ended up storming Olejak’s office and seized his computers and records. In 2013, Olejak was sentenced to serve weekends in county jail because he owed $242,000 to the federal government. The charges against Olejak resulted in a felony conviction that caused him to lose his chiropractor’s license.

For 26 weeks, Olejak worked as a bookkeeper and advised clients on weight loss during the weekdays. On Fridays at 6 p.m., he checked into the county jail, changed into his jumpsuit and was fed “food that was so disgusting you couldn’t

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even call it food. It was a concoction of soy and meat-like substance over noodles. It was so disgusting, sometimes I just fasted.”

He checked out of jail each Sunday night and returned to diet coaching. Any regrets about his choices? None.

“Somewhere, somebody is not going to have a smart bomb dropped on their head because I withdrew some money from the system,” Olejak says. As part of his plea deal, Olejak agreed to pay taxes in $100 monthly installments when he has the income to pay, and he was put on five years probation.

Aside from his highly aberrational jail sentence, Olejak suffered financial ruin. He can no longer practice as a chiropractor in New York because of his criminal felony. Still, he sees himself as successful.

“There are all kinds of success,” he says. “There’s ethical success and financial success, and the two are not necessarily the same thing. This is not something that happened to me out of the blue, I made the choice. I made a conscious choice not to participate in war. I accepted the consequences and hoped that they would not be awful.” or Nippert, it’s turned out a lot better than “not awful.”

“I don’t have any doubts about what I’ve done,” he says. “I think probably my overwhelming feeling is that this isn’t a direction I would have gone on my own, but it’s really turned out to be great for me.”

Every morning, he walks the threequarters of a mile to his glass shop with his dog, Candy, next to him. He spends his days in the shop listening to Emmylou Harris, the X Ambassadors and Van Morrison. He and his wife, a recently retired elementary special education teacher, usually have an unfinished puzzle on the coffee table that they work on together in the evenings after dinner.

They are grandparents to twin 4-year-old boys.

He’s got a birthday coming up.

“People ask me what I want for my birthday? I don’t know. I mean it’s not like I wish I had more money to buy more and more things,” he says. “When I was younger, I wasn’t concerned with money so much, I was just in love with a ’Vette, you know? But now, I’m just pretty happy. I’m happy with the woods and my grandkids. I think the land is awfully healing.”

But his son married a woman whose family owns a local car dealership. They usually have a few Corvettes in the garage. Maybe he’ll take one on a drive for his birthday. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

Central Florida residents still want to see Trump’s tax returns President Trump may think Americans “don’t care at all” about his tax returns, but this weekend, he’s going to find out he’s (still) wrong. More than 135 “Tax March” rallies are scheduled in cities across the world on Saturday, April 15, including one in downtown Orlando’s Lake Eola Park.

Ashley Johnston, one of the organizers of the Orlando march, says many people, regardless of political affiliation, want to see Trump’s tax returns to learn about his financial dealings and conflicts of interest.

“It’s been a few months now, but a whole lot of people still care about this,” she says.

“We need that transparency because his whole campaign is under investigation.”

Johnston, who lives in nearby Polk County, says many of her neighbors and family members voted for Trump during the election because they liked his ideas and business experience. But after talking with them now, Johnston says some of the Trump supporters she knows saw red flags after Trump wouldn’t release his returns, despite promising his supporters and the press multiple times on the campaign trail that he would.

“A lack of transparency doesn’t normally mean good things,” Johnston says.

After attending a women’s march in January, Johnston says she was inspired to organize something on her own, and joined with other local organizers from Central Florida for the Tax March. Activists are also supporting a measure that would require presidential candidates to release their returns. Currently, all presidents since Gerald Ford have voluntarily shown the public their tax returns, except for Trump.

“We have to fix this problem so we don’t have to deal with it again,” she says.

“Trump said the American people don’t care, and we’re showing him that we do.” – Monivette Cordeiro

The nonviolent Tax March in Orlando starts at 10 a.m. Saturday, April 15, at the corner of East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive. Organizers say they plan to rally here, then march to Sen. Bill Nelson’s office at 225 E. Robinson St., and then to Sen. Marco Rubio’s office at 201 S. Orange Ave.

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WHAT HAS CHANGED SINCE JUNE 12, 2016?

Since the tragic event at Pulse, tell us all how Orlando has changed, for the better or for the worse, whatever you want the rest of the city to hear and know. In the aftermath of the tragedy, a lot of people said a lot of things, and some plans were put into motion, but the question remains What Has Changed? Please express yourself; Sam Flax will ensure that you are heard.

Following the Paint Strong Orlando model of last year, Sam Flax will be handing out supplies free of cost to those who wish to create a piece of art in response to the year since Pulse.

All you have to do is come into the store, fill out a materials request form; you will then be notified when the materials are ready for pick up.

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BY SETH KUBERSKY

Winter Garden’s Garden Theatre recently announced six full-length shows for 2017-2018, which will be the historic venue’s 10th season since its restoration. The lineup includes musicals Jesus Christ Superstar, Annie and Disney’s Hunchback of Notre Dame; rotating male and female versions of The Odd Couple; and two edgy “Avant Garden” offerings: consulting director Rob Winn Anderson’s original Southern Gothic drama A Tennessee Walk and Martin McDonagh’s gory black comedy The Lieutenant of Inishmore, produced

by Beth Marshall. Garden Theatre will also present a pair of “boutique experiences” based around Audrey Hepburn and Alfred Hitchcock during the summer. Current subscribers can renew now at gardentheatre.org or 407-877-4736; new subscribers can join starting May 1, and single tickets go on sale June 1.

In the six years since Dennis T.

UCF Percussion Ensemble and Voci Dance rehearse at Pugh Theater

Giacino’s Disenchanted! debuted at the 2011 Orlando Fringe, the princess parody musical has been performed off-Broadway, licensed to dozens of theaters around the world, and translated into multiple languages, including Mandarin. Now these fairytale feminists are coming full circle, as the North American tour takes over Orlando’s Plaza Live from April 11-20. The touring cast features Shelby Ringdahl as Snow White, Madison Hayes-Crook as Cinderella, Daniella Richards as Sleeping Beauty, Miriam Drysdale as Belle, Cherise Thomas as The Princess Who Kissed the Frog and Ann Paula Bautista as both Mulan and Pocahontas. Tickets start at $35, and are available at plazaliveorlando.org or 877-987-6487.

SET PHASERS TO STUN Genevieve Bernard, artistic director of Voci, choreographed Friday’s piece. “I think we struck a good balance of movement and music,” she says. “I really wanted to honor the score and I wanted to find In “Drumming,” the quotidian becomes different ways to show the phasing in the sublime as the simplest pattern of sound movement. We used pedestrian movement begins to coalesce, falling in and out of as our point of departure … The dancers phase, casual gestures spinning into a diz- also create focus on the music throughout by standing next to the musicians, or just zying constellation of percussion.

“This past May, I performed ‘Drumming’ stopping and watching the musicians.”

Seeing in a four-night run in “Drumming” Austin, Texas, with performed live the Kathy Dunn COLLIDE CONTEMPORARY elucidates the Hamrick Dance Co.,” MUSIC SERIES: STEVE REICH’S magic of how it says UCF professor ‘DRUMMING’ happens; it’s no Thad Anderson, who 8 p.m. Friday, April 14 longer just a patoversees the Collide Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater tern of sound, Contemporary Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts it’s a dance in Series and directs 445 S. Magnolia Ave. which you can this concert. “It arts.cah.ucf.edu actually see how was part of their free-$20 minute changes season, so dance and differences was the feature. in movement While what we are create the patdoing Friday night is very different, this experience in Austin tern of sound. Having dancers moving with spurred the collaboration with Genevieve the musicians is sure to add another layer and Voci Dance. I’m not sure how often of stunning complexity to what’s already a ‘Drumming’ has been performed with delightfully mesmeric piece of art. dance, but I’m sure it’s pretty rare,” he says. jyoung@orlandoweekly.com

UCF Percussion and Voci Dance collaborate to bring Steve Reich’s minimalist classic to life

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mong minimalist composers, Steve Reich may be second only to Philip Glass in name recognition – but only a snob would allow popularity to count as a mark against enjoying his music.

Popular it may be, but performances of his ’70s classics are as invigorating as ever, and gaining new life in innovative stagings all the time. This week’s performance of “Drumming” (1971) falls in line with that trend of breathing new air into a classic when the UCF Percussion Ensemble and Voci Dance take on the work together.

The thing about seeing a modern percussion composition performed – or any live music, really, if you’re close enough to the musicians – is that movement is already an integral part of the performance.

A recording is one thing, but a live performance highlights the physicality of how those sounds are produced. Particularly in a percussion piece, viewers witness the interplay of the performers’ mallets, the hypnotic motion of their arms and upper bodies, the subtle corporeal shifts that produce changes.

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NOW PLAYING: Creation: Births of Mythology, through April 16 at Valencia East … Three Sisters, through April 16 at Mad Cow … Oklahoma!, through April 23 at Ice House … Peter and the Starcatcher, through April 23 at Theatre Winter Haven … Antony and Cleopatra, through April 30 at Orlando Shakes … Proof, through May 5 at Tierra del Sol, the Villages.

UPCOMING: Orlando Fringe Local Previews, April 17 at Orlando Shakes … Spotlight Cabaret: Shawn Kilgore, April 19-20 at Winter Park Playhouse … Playwrights Round Table presents [Miss], April 21-30 at Orlando Shakes … Guys and Dolls, April 21-May 14 at Athens Theatre … Urinetown the Musical, April 21-29 at Rollins College … Bay Street Players present Cabaret, April 21-May 14 at Historic State Theatre … Cabaret Series: Tim Evanicki, April 22 at Parliament House … Into the Woods, April 28-May 28 at Garden Theatre. ●

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In the nine years I’ve been writ-

ing Live Active Cultures, I’ve tried to give coverage to most of the major players in Orlando’s performing arts community, but there’s one important name you’ll almost never see in this column: John DiDonna. The educator/actor/writer/ director always seems to be involved in at least a half-dozen local projects at any given time, but I rarely write about them because he and I are longtime producing partners (most notably on Phantasmagoria and the Empty Spaces Theatre Co.), and Orlando Weekly takes conflicts of interest a little more seriously than, say, the Trump White House does.

This week, I’m making an exception to that rule in honor of Creation, an original work devised and directed by DiDonna that’s making its worldwide debut at Valencia College’s East Campus black box theater, now through April 16. Since I had no personal involvement in the production, the premiere of this ensemble anthology of origin myths from various cultures – including ancient Greek, Hindu, African and Christian – finally afforded me the first opportunity to interview three talented artists who have been collaborating with us for almost a decade.

Dana Mott, projection designer for Creation, has been crafting video for Phantasmagoria since the series’ second edition. Mott met John through former UCF instructor Jeff Wirth’s interactive theater program, where DiDonna was a performer and Mott was directing the development of virtual worlds.

“I started seeing the work that Empty Spaces was doing, and really wanted to be drawn into that world,” Mott recalls.

Using Photoshop to build digital environments and AfterEffects to animate them, Mott has been “exploring how projections can enhance a show that is very light on set dressing; how projections can bring a sense of atmosphere, a sense of presence and action to a scene.”

Rebekah Lane, Creation’s puppetry coach, was first cast by DiDonna to play the title character in My Name Is Rachel

Phantasmagoria’s John DiDonna takes on the origin myths of several cultures in new Valencia show Creation

Corrie in 2011, and has been assisting with Phantasmagoria’s puppets for several years. A graduate of UCF’s undergrad theater program, Lane created shows for MicheLee Puppets for seven years and recently returned to Orlando after earning her master’s degree at Towson in Maryland. For Creation, Lane helps bring to life a variety of puppet styles, from bunraku and marionettes to giant Tapestry of Nations-esqe backpack figures.

Finally, choreographer Dion Leonhard, who has been dancing since the age of 3, joined the Phantasmagoria in its first year as a performer and is now also Mrs. DiDonna. She’s recently become an adjunct professor at Valencia, where she previously designed dances for As You Like It and Metamorphosis.

While you might assume undergraduates are more challenging to work with than theater professionals, all three heaped praise on Creation’s young cast.

“Working on this show has been a really unique experience because I’ve never worked with Valencia before,” Mott says.

“So being able to work with students and the talent they bring to the show, and being able to incorporate their style and interests into the projection design, instead of it just being what I bring to the table.”

Leonhard, who has been teaching teens for almost a decade, concurs, saying, “You learn a lot about yourself and your process of teaching and working with individuals. … You have to learn to adjust on the spur of the moment, and keep going. It’s made me rearrange my creative process in a good way.” And Lane observes, “The thing that

was wonderful is that I got to teach [the Valencia students] how to play. … They are hungry to play, and make new work, and explore. It’s really inspiring to see the progress that’s been made.”

While Phantasmagoria focuses on terror instead of theology, both share a collaborative process in which all the cast and crew jointly contribute to shaping the performance.

“One of the things I love about [Phantasmagoria] is that we’re allowed to find our own way. As long as we’re still a part of the group as a whole we’re allowed to create our own character,” Leonhard says, explaining how the collaborative method creates opportunities for her to stretch her abilities. “I’ve never choreographed Hindu dance before. I got to research different hand gestures … creating something that I’ve never created before. It was new territory for me.”

Likewise, Lane says, “The work I’ve been doing with Phantasmagoria and Valencia are not totally separate. [In both,] they start rehearsals and then I come in … I was given a lot of leeway to craft and shape.”

Even so, Mott sees a significant difference in tone between the two: “This show is more primordial than Phantasmagoria. It’s still epic, but Phantasmagoria is a lot of things coming to an end, and this is things beginning.”

As our conversation concluded, I commented how cool it was for so many female artists to be working together, since shows’ technical credits are often male-dominated. To my surprise, all of them said they “didn’t even notice that,” as Leonhard put it.

“I hadn’t even considered the gender of the people on the show,” says Mott. “The women are all fantastically talented, and I think they were brought on because they are all experts in their field, and some of the best people in Orlando to work with.”

Similarly, Lane admits, “I was just working hard to make the show happen. I was so immersed and focused that I didn’t take a moment to look up and look around.” skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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BY FAIYAZ KARA

SPRING FLING The first quarter of 2017 yields a bumper crop of funny, beautiful new cookbooks

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or years, I’ve published an annual cookbook roundup around the holidays, when the gift-buying frenzy overcomes the 21st-century reluctance to buy actual physical books. Especially cookbooks, which are no longer necessary or even appreciated in a kitchen environment – most cooks just refer to their phones for recipe help if needed. I must admit, I’ve wondered for a couple of years now whether that reluctance would cause publishers to slow down production of cookbooks but to my joy, it seems that it has instead pushed cookbooks into the format where I enjoy them most: as books to be read and savored, not instructional manuals.

Now that you can indeed cook and Google simultaneously, and find a galaxy of help with technique and ingredient choices online, cookbooks are forced to be more than that – they’re memoirs, art books, manifestos. And publication of these new and improved books seems to be ramping

up, not winding down – to the point that once a year may not be often enough to take note. Here are just a few of the spring 2017 cookbooks worth looking at.

JACK’S WIFE FREDA: COOKING FROM NEW YORK’S WEST VILLAGE

By Maya and Dean Jankelowitz Blue Rider, 256 pages The Jankelowitzes operate two New York locations of their restaurant Jack’s Wife Freda (named for Dean’s grandparents), and this book captures all the excitement of their food. Israeli and South African influences collide in a happy, healthy-ish explosion of color on the table.

Imagine comfort and happiness somehow being glamorous, and you’ve got the essence of Jack’s Wife Freda (both place and book).

Recommended recipes: Duck Bacon, Green Shakshuka, Malva Pudding

EGG SHOP: THE COOKBOOK

By Nick Korbee William Morrow, 352 pages You’d be forgiven for assuming that this is a book all about breakfast, but you’d be mistaken: With chef Nick Korbee, restaurateurs Demetri Makoulis and Sarah Schneider created an all-hours cocktailsand-nosh spot, and this book encapsulates the best of it. Crack it to learn how to achieve a true soft scramble, and know that it’s welcome any hour of the day.

Recommended recipes: Chocolate Milk French Toast, Hangtown Fry, Rosemary Negroni

OPENINGS The Polite Pig, a fast-casual barbecue venture by Brian, James and Julie Petrakis, has opened in Disney Springs.

In addition to wine and beer, TPP will serve cocktails on tap like gin & tonics, old-fashioneds and rum & Cokes … The second Orlando-area Wahlburgers has opened in Waterford Lakes …

The Brownierie Café, a Brazilian outfit offering brownies, cakes and pies, as well as pot pies, quiches and sandwiches, has opened in Lakeside Crossing in Winter Park … The brandspankin’-new Emeril Lagasse Kitchen House & Culinary Garden will host a culinary skills class from 6-8:30 p.m. Tuesday, April 25. Cost is $90 for children; $190 adults … Look for Crepeway Caffe, an offshoot of La Creperie Caffe in St. Armand’s Circle, to open on Park Avenue in Winter Park in the coming weeks … Another Oley’s Kitchen & Smokehouse has opened, this one on North OBT … Tutto Caffe in Baldwin Park hopes to open by this weekend … Tacos Legendarios, a new food truck specializing in spit-fired tacos al pastor, has rolled out on OBT.

CLOSINGS Stonewood Tavern & Grill in Dr. Phillips has closed … Altamonte Springs Persian eatery Zora Grille has also closed.

NEWS/EVENTS The five-course Art of Wine Dinner takes place Friday, April 14, at Norman’s featuring master sommelier Laura Depasquale. Cost is $150 … Rabii Saber, executive pastry chef at the Four Seasons Resort Orlando and member of the USA “Pastry Olympics” team, will cook alongside Bocuse D’or Team USA members Thomas Keller, Daniel Boulud and more at a special event during the Pebble Beach Food & Wine Classic April 21 and 22. Cost for the singular California culinary event is (brace yourself) $1,750 … Trina Gregory will host a viewing party of Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Friday, April 21, at Se7en Bites. Her bakery will be featured on the night’s episode … Orlando’s Most Authentic German Fest, featuring oompah bands, German beer and German food kicks off at 2 p.m. Saturday, April 22, at the German American Society of Central Florida. Admission is $10 … For $125, you can sample more than a hundred wines and nosh on fare from scores of restaurants at the 7th annual Science of Wine event, April 29 from 7-10 p.m.

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By Elisabeth Prueitt Lorena Jones Books, 384 pages Sometimes cookbooks by restaurant chefs that attempt to translate dishes to the home kitchen are doomed to fail – the equipment and purveyors available to civilians are just inadequate to the task.

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That said, it is for the home cook, but it isn’t for the novice – time and work are necessary to succeed with these recipes, but the payoff is worth it.

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By Joe Beddia available April 18 Abrams, 224 pages Philly pizzaiolo Joe Beddia is generally agreed among the food press to make and serve the best pizza in America. That’s …

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By Julia Sherman available May 16 Abrams, 272 pages Erstwhile sculptor Julia Sherman states simply, “Artists love salad,” and she knows whereof she speaks – she and almost every living member of her direct family are practicing artists. This book grew out of her popular Salad for President blog, where she started out by documenting her attempts at food photography but ended up keeping a record of the recipes she cooks with various stellar members of the contemporary art community from both coasts. It’s beautiful to look at and tasteful in every sense – altogether, a winning combination.

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First Watch First Watch is a household name in the breakfast game. That’s just a knownknown. But what keeps them at the top of the food chain is their dedication to evolution, both on the menu and aesthetically. Seasonal menus are rolled out several times per year and the interiors are also getting a modern, personalized makeover. When we first heard this, we really didn’t think there was anything wrong with the current look, which tends to be fresh and modern. But upon visiting the newly reno’d UCF location, we understand. Not only were there walls and light fixtures made of wood reclaimed from an old pier (which you might expect from a restaurant reno these days), but the wood slats were also tastefully adorned with a mural of the UCF Golden Knights logo.

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trends of the day, while also making your neighborhood First Watch YOUR neighborhood First Watch. Okay. We get it.

Make-overs, approved.

But what we’re really here to talk about, and what makes First Watch truly stand out among the crowd of breakfast joints (think anything with “house” in the name), is the food. Long known to offer healthier, fresher options, First Watch is constantly innovating and evolving when it comes to their menu. They stay on top of food trends and offer delicious dishes, using the latest hot ingredients such as kale, turmeric and chia seeds. Often these new entrees arrive on one of their seasonal menus—several are released throughout the year—and the recipes customers can’t live without earn a permanent spot. We’re personally happy about this process, as we can now enjoy our beloved Avocado

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Toast year-round. (It’s also rumored that our newest seasonal fave, Chia-Seed Pudding, will be making a permanent comeback soon as well.)

Speaking of seasonal menus, Behold Spring was just released in the last couple of weeks and includes Turmeric Lemon Aid, a sparkling and ever-so-lightly sweetened mix of lemon, turmeric, and organic ginger. Anti-oxidant turmeric seems to be on everyone’s minds right now, and as part of the ginger family it blends perfectly into this refreshing concoction. Alongside this seasonal refresher, you will also find Kale Tonic and Morning Meditation. Once again, First Watch makes use of turmeric in the Morning Meditation, which also incorporates oranges, lemons, organic ginger, agave nectar, and beets. You’d be hard-pressed to find a drink that encapsulates “a breath of fresh air” more than this one. But that’s not to say the Kale Tonic doesn’t hold its own in the refreshing category. With a foundation of kale, this juice combines Fuji apples with English cucumbers and a lemon, the most appropriate tonic garnish. If you need a break from the same old endless brunch cocktails or if you just prefer fresh over fermented, these crisp nectars will leave you antioxidated, feeling healthy and ready to take on whatever the rest of your day has

to offer.

Now for the food on the new Behold Spring menu. Do yourself a favor and kick things off with the AB&J Waffle, a fluffy Belgian waffle topped with maple almond butter and all-natural strawberry preservatives. This hearty waffle dish also comes with fresh strawberries and crunchy house-made granola. The maple almond butter takes this traditional brunch dish down a path we didn’t even know existed, and we certainly aren’t complaining.

By now there should definitely be Millionaire’s Bacon on your table. If there isn’t—GET SOME. Four slices of signature hardwood-smoked bacon are simmered in brown sugar, black pepper, and cayenne, then drizzled in maple syrup. First off, it’s BACON. The minute it hits your lips, you taste the sweet syrup, followed by the bacon, finishing with just the slightest hint of spice. Let’s just say we wouldn’t be surprised (or disappointed) if this one joined the permanent menu in the near future. But since you probably won’t fill up on bacon, we suggest the Croque Madame. This mouthwatering combination of smoked ham, tomato, Gruyere cheese, and Dijonnaise on a grilled artisan brioche bun is a savory masterpiece, and a bit of a monster. The flavor keeps coming with a béchamel sauce, two cage-free,

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Avocado Toast

sunny-side-up eggs, and fresh herbs on top. It’s a lot. But everything about the flavors totally works. We would highly recommend.

Rounding out this seasonal menu is a tried-and-true Southern brunch favorite, Shrimp and Grits. Rather than sticking in with the crowd on this traditional dish, First Watch prides themselves on personalizing every aspect of their Shrimp and Grits. First, they sautée their shrimp and andouille sausage in a Cajun Lowcountry reduction. Then they mix house-roasted tomatoes, onions, peppers, corn, and herbs into Bob’s Red Mill Cheddar Parmesan cheese grits. When all’s said and done, the Shrimp and Grits match up with an artisan ciabatta toast for what will be one of your most memorable brunch munching experiences. It’s bold, rich, hearty, and could very well be served at an upscale eatery on the cobblestone streets of Charleston.

Unlike a lot of brunch spots, you can get in and out of First Watch in less than an hour and without putting your wallet to the test. It’s almost crazy that First Watch is offering this level of freshness and innovation for just $5-$10 per entree. But it seems to be working for them. There seems to always be a line out the door on weekends, which can be avoided by downloading the No Wait app and checking in before you arrive.

When talking First Watch, you could definitely become tired of the words “fresh and healthy,” but the reputation is well-deserved. The permanent menu actually starts with a section titled The Healthier Side with First Watch mainstays the Tri-Athlete and the Healthy Turkey, two omelets that come standard with egg whites. First Watch will also substitute egg whites on any of their other omelets at no additional charge. We threw them a curveball, bringing our celiac friend with

dietary restrictions to brunch—surprisingly, this was no problem. They had several dishes that are naturally gluten-free, and happily made necessary adjustments where they could so that he could enjoy other items. Don’t get us wrong. There are also rich, delicious and filling favorites like the Chickichanga breakfast burrito.

So don’t be afraid if you’re among the health-food-adverse and just like to dig into deliciousness! First Watch maintains one of the most diverse and continuously evolving menus of any restaurant in its genre.

ADDRESS: Multiple Locations WEBSITE: www.firstwatch.com PARKING: Parking lot RESERVATIONS: No AVERAGE WAIT TIME: 15-30 minutes on weekends, much less if you use the No Wait app ALCOHOL: First Watch is a great place to detox SERVING TYPE: Menu OUTDOOR SEATING: Some locations CAFFEINE: Hot coffee/tea, iced coffee/tea, herbal teas VEGETARIAN/VEGAN-FRIENDLY: Yes NON-BREAKFAST ITEMS: Yes DOG-FRIENDLY: If outdoor seating available orlandoweekly.com

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LUKE’S KITCHEN AND BAR

There’s nothing novel at James Beard Award nominee Brandon McGlamery’s Maitland resto, but there’s plenty good – from the design to the cocktail program to such dishes as diver scallop ceviche, flavorful bone-in ribeye, and stellar swordfish.

Meats like to get plonked atop starches and veggies here BTW. More goodness: Peppery (though expensive) crab cake and the au poivre burger, which is our new favorite. Desserts won’t thrill, but they do satisfy. Open daily. 640 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland, 407-674-2400; $$$$

HUNGER STREET TACOS

The gourmet taco trend gains traction at Hunger Street Tacos, named after the famed Mexico City strip. Brisket, chorizo and chicken tinga tacos are twice-tortillaed in proper fashion. Vegan (sautéed hibiscus taco) and vegetarian options (squash blossom quesadilla; vegetable tinga) will please the meatless crowd.

Desserts like chocoflan and Key lime pie with toasted meringue are more than just mere afterthoughts. Closed Sundays. 2103 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, 407-545-5998; $

CHEF ART SMITH’S HOMECOMIN’

Celebrity chef Art Smith returns to Disney with his aptly named restaurant showcasing all that’s good about Southern fare.

His near-legendary fried chicken (get it with house-made doughnuts), shrimp and grits, fried catfish, chicken and dumpling soup, and pimento cheese keep the masses at Disney Springs fat and happy.

A few bites of that hummingbird cake will definitely slow the pace of your park perambulations. There’s a nice selection of moonshine cocktails, too. Open daily.

Disney Springs, 1602 E. Buena Vista Drive, 407-560-0100; $$$

IPHO NOODLE HOUSE

Vietnamese fare comes to Maitland with this second outpost of the Lake Mary original iPho. The interior won’t lift your spirits, but a savory golden pancake folded with shrimp, pork and bean sprouts will.

Same goes for their signature pho – the broth veers toward the sweeter side, but it’s hearty and can be made heartier with

the addition of oxtail. Bracing beef and pork noodle soup with lemongrass is a cold-sufferer’s delight. Don’t overlook their clay pots, and ask for the banh mi menu if you’re not handed one. Open daily. 156 Lake Ave., Maitland, 321-422-0181; $

AUTHENTIC CUISINE FROM CENTRAL VIETNAM

CHROMA MODERN BAR + KITCHEN

The modern kitchen anchoring Lake Nona Town Center’s ultra-modern landscape serves up some time-honored dishes courtesy of chef Jason Bergeron. Succulent short-rib sliders, lamb ribs, littleneck clams and luxuriant bone marrow make sharing joyfully gratifying. Lackluster desserts could use some inspiration, but it won’t tarnish Chroma’s sheen. Open daily. 6967 Lake Nona Blvd., 407-955-4340; $$

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MAESTRO CUCINA NAPOLETANA

Rosario Spagnolo returns to Park Avenue in this joint venture with fellow Neapolitan Antonio Martino. What you get is an expected blend of authenticity and populist fare, and it’s a mix that doesn’t disappoint.

Sure, better Neapolitan pizzas can be had elsewhere, but you won’t find a better space in which to enjoy a slice of pie, or antipasti, pasta con polpette or spezzatino di vitello. Open daily. 528 S. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-335-4548; $$

DOMU

Popular ramen joint lives up to the hype offering near-perfect bowls of tonkotsu, shoyu, miso and curry ramen. There’s an uni pasta for those who want to forgo broth for the richness of sea urchin, but don’t overlook other soupless options like the crackling good Korean fried chicken with Korean butter sauce and the grilled octopus. Cocktails are taken seriously here.

3201 Corrine Drive, 407-960-1228; $$

THE STUBBORN MULE

Dishes veer toward the weighty, and beverages toward the crafty. Fried Wisconsin cheese curds and equally addicting pork belly slicked in an “Asian” sticky sauce make fine starters, while burgers and Reuben tacos make fine entrée choices.

Ending with a cronut topped with vanilla bean ice cream will only cement your decision to return. Closed Mondays. 100 S. Eola Drive, 407-930-1166; $$$

BULLA GASTROBAR

South Florida Spanish joint serves up some mighty fine tapas and tipples.

Chef Felix Plasencia gets it going with marvy croquetas, stellar octopus salad, and pintxos of charcoal-fired cuminmarinated pork. For more substantial plates, consider the seafood paella, arroz marinero cooked with plankton, and the red snapper fired up in a charcoal oven.

Torrijas (Spanish-style French toast) drizzled with honey and served with turrón ice cream is our choice to end the meal. Open daily. 110 S. Orlando Ave., Winter Park, 321-214-6120; $$$ n

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Doctor Who Season 10 Premiere Peter Capaldi

kicks off his final season as the Twelfth Doctor with a double-episode premiere in theaters. Monday, 7 pm; multiple locations; $15.98; 407-354-5998; fathomevents.com.

Easter Brunch and Egg Hunt: Stuart Little Enjoy

an egg hunt with the kids and a brunch buffet, then watch the family classic about a charming young mouse. Sunday, 10:30 am; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $40; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Frantz Period drama about a young German

woman whose fiancé, Frantz, was killed in World War I. When a French veteran shows up in town, she develops a close relationship with him.

Opens Friday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Moonlight Screening of the Oscar winner for Best Picture, hosted by the Valencia GayStraight Alliance. Thursday, 5 pm; Valencia College West Campus, 1800 S. Kirkman Road; free; valenciacollege.edu.

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house with wary satisfaction. Most of the whores are arrested or assaulted. Lucy escapes, dressed as a man, and enlists the aid of her sister Charlotte (Jessica Brown Findlay, Downton Abbey), who speaks in her mother’s defense at the hearing.

Margaret is berated by the magistrate, fined a hundred pounds, and sent away.

Charlotte is the consort of a wealthy young merchant who wants to be her “lord Harlots is the most outstanding period drama on television and master” but she hesitates, and Margaret since Game of Thrones advises her to get her debts paid, but to keep her freedom. The two clash, Charlotte

BY PEG A LOI resenting having been made a whore at 12. he first five minutes of the new ed by her pudding-faced son. Lydia is upset Still, Lucy realizes surrendering her virginBritish series Harlots is a whirlwind that some of her girls have been nega- ity to the highest bidder is the only way to of narrative efficiency and intrigue. tively reviewed in the Harris tome, while pay her mother’s fine. Barely 10 minutes The opening credits tell us that in 1763, one Margaret’s girls get fairly high ratings; into the series, we see that women’s ecoin five women in London made her living clearly reviewers are not unduly impressed nomic and sexual agency, celebrated yet precarious, can be toppled as a prostitute. Lucy Wells (Eloise Smyth), by the powdered wigs, silk in an instant. a beautiful young woman in a slightly finery and snuffboxes of HARLOTS Harlots has a lively bedraggled pale turquoise silk dress, hur- Lydia’s establishment.

Now streaming on Hulu score (featuring a bit of Next we see some ries through the streets of London carrying Victorian harpsichord a small book. She arrives at a house and fired-up protesters of the and a lot of contempoanother young women grabs at the book, religious variety gathrary percussive trip-hop), which turns out to be Harris’s List, a sort ered in the streets with and the luscious mise of travel guide to the whores of industrial leaflets and torches; the London. Lucy reads aloud to the working ladies are for burning, apparently. The en scène, full of authentic period sets and girls of her mother’s brothel, saucily relish- king’s constables are alongside them, with props and stunning costumes, is just a bit ing the descriptions of their attributes amid a raid and an inquisition seemingly hap- of flirtation; we’re not even at the foremuch laughter, until her mother, Margaret pening simultaneously. One young harlot, play stage yet. Co-created by writer Moira (Samantha Morton), comes in, berating the having just finished up with her lust-dazed Buffini (2011’s Jane Eyre and Tamara customer in an alley, asks him to walk with Drewe) and Eastenders actress Alison girls’ cattiness.

Margaret meets with a client who offers her so she won’t be arrested; he refuses. Newman, and cast by industry doyenne large sums of money for her Lucy’s virgin- Margaret scrambles to protect her charg- Nina Gold, Harlots may be the most outity. Margaret demurs, informing him she’ll es; one customer blurts out, “Who dares standing period drama debut on television soon be moving to a finer house in SoHo. interfere with a gentleman’s right to go since Game of Thrones – and that every Cut to: a lavishly appointed whorehouse in whoring?” Yeah, dude, it’s all about you episode is written and directed by women Soho presided over by Mrs. Lydia Quigley and your rights. From her fine carriage, doesn’t hurt one tiny bit.

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More Q Than A: Rushmore Wes Anderson’s breakout film about a student at a prestigious private school who develops a romantic rivalry over a teacher with an older man. Wednesday, 7 pm; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; $5-$7; avalongallery.org.

My Life as a Zucchini Animated Swiss film about a young orphan named Zucchini who is placed in foster care. Through Thursday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Picasso: The Legacy of a Genius An assessment

of the 20th century’s best known artist and his vast achievements. Friday, 7 pm; Baterby’s Art Gallery, 6848 Stapoint Court, Winter Park; $5; 407-622-1407; baterbys.com.

Raw Film about a teenager raised by

vegetarians who undergoes a frightening transformation when she accidentally eats flesh. Through Thursday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

The Rich Weirdoes Present: The Rocky Horror Picture Show Screening of the cult clas-

sic with a shadow cast, props and callbacks.

Friday, 11:15 pm; AMC CityWalk, 6000 Universal Blvd.; $11; richweirdoes.com.

Rifftrax Live: Samurai Cop Live riffing from the

RiffTrax guys on a Z-grade action movie from the early ’90s. Thursday, 8 pm, Tuesday, 7:30 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com.

Short Film Showcase Thirteen short films,

including official selections from the 2017 Florida Film Festival. Wednesday, 8 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave; free-$20; arts.cah.ucf.edu.

Top Gun Tony Scott’s subtle allegory about homosexual repression disguised as a movie about naval pilot jocks. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; The Swirlery, 1508 E. Michigan St.; free; 407-270-6300; swirlery.com.

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BY STE V E S C H N E I DE R OPENING THIS WEEK: 77 Minutes Almost 33 years ago, an armed

gunman walked into a McDonald’s in San Ysidro, California, and claimed the lives of 21 people. The survivors tell their story in this documentary, which also explores the thorny question of why it took law enforcement over an hour to get the situation in hand. Filmmaker Charlie Minn, a veteran of TV’s America’s Most Wanted, is hoping to make a similar film about Pulse. So you might want to check out 77 Minutes to see what you think of his approach before another film crew shows up in town asking questions. (NR) The Fate of the Furious The title, and the fact

that this is the is-there-a-Jesus eighth installment of the rubber-burning franchise, might seem to indicate that things are winding down for Vin Diesel and company. And they are – eventually. Diesel says Fate is the first installment of a trilogy that will bring the series to a close with its tenth outing. And you know what that means: If number 10 makes good bank, expect that trilogy to suddenly turn into a sextology. (PG-13) Frantz François Ozon (Swimming Pool)

directed this loose remake of Ernst Lubitsch’s Broken Lullaby, in which a young German woman strikes up a controversial friendship with the Frenchman who killed her fiancé in World War I. The movie is listed as a FrenchGerman co-production, but I think it’s more fun to call them “collaborators,” just because of that whole Vichy thing. (PG-13) Gifted Geek Nation is up in arms that Chris Evans might be walking away from the role of Captain America after the Infinity War movies.

But listen, inhaler boys: He doesn’t owe you anything. By that point, he will have made seven pictures as Cap, and so far, most of them have been pretty damn good. Besides, not every movie that gets made has to be about superpowers and galactic conflicts. So Evans has earned the right to focus on smaller, more grounded types of films – like Gifted, in

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which he plays a single dad whose life gets turned upside down when the world discovers that his 7-year-old daughter is a math whiz.

SPOILER: She’s a mutant! (PG-13) Spark If you can’t wait until Christmas to learn if Rey is Luke Skywalker’s daughter, here’s another sci-fi flick about an orphan living on a desolate planet who has to save the universe from an evil conspiracy. The studio says this animated adventure is about “becoming the hero you were born to become.” Jesus, they couldn’t even afford a verb budget. (PG) ALSO PLAYING: 1 Mile to You The story of a midget rapper

struggling to fill Eminem’s shoes in the competitive world of Detroit’s backroom battles.

“That’s 1-Mile to you!” Actually, I’m totally fucking with ya, and this movie is instead about a teen who takes up competitive running in order to forget his dead girlfriend. But now I really want to see that midget flick. (NR) Mine Still in search of an honest-to-goodness

career, Armie Hammer plays a U.S. soldier who gets stranded in a hostile desert for 52 hours.

See, if he had just held out for another 75, he could have been a one-armed James Franco.

(NR) Queen of the Desert Werner Herzog’s latest feature stars Nicole Kidman as real-life archaeologist and explorer Gertrude Bell.

Poor reviews and weak box office in its native Germany might be the reasons the film is getting a very limited release here, but I’m sure Herzog could tell you it’s actually because the universe is monstrously indifferent to the presence of man. (PG-13) Your Name. Japanese animation goes all

Freaky Friday on us, introducing us to two teenagers who don’t even know each other but wake up one morning to find that each now inhabits the other’s body. Working title: Two Souls, One Cup. (PG)

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GREAT LIVE MUSIC RATTLES ORLANDO EVERY NIGHT Makoto Nakura Percussion masters Nakura and Thad Anderson join the UCF Percussion ensemble for a performance that includes works by Bach, Serry and Noriko Nakamura.

7:30 p.m. Wednesday, April 12, at Dr. Phillips Center, free-$20

Anthrax Classic lineup firmly back in place, you now have no excuse not to see this more fun-loving OG NYC thrash ensemble.

6 p.m. Thursday, April 13, at House of Blues, $59-$66

Shania Pain An unlikely pairing – dreamwave factory Illuminated Paths and dark-dance prodigies Shania Pain – results in an impressive debut cassette release. Come see/hear the results.

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10 p.m. Friday, April 14, at Uncle Lou’s, $5

that growth. “This new record represents what we have become through this band,” Bowman says. “We [took] the energy everyone has given us and [made] a record High-energy New York indie duo Diet Cig transcends out of it.”

Though they’re not green anymore, the hype machine Diet Cig certainly haven’t become jaded

BY MADELEINE SCOTT – Swear I’m Good at This, recorded back in New Paltz, is shot straight through with t’s the kind of story that, years from being like, ‘OK, I’m sharing these really the authenticity that’s always been at the now, just might be the stuff of indie embarrassing and personal stories but heart of Diet Cig’s appeal.

Notably, much of the record focuses on rock legend – that night at a show in now they’re mine, and I can take ownerthe sexism Luciano has faced both from New Paltz, New York, when Alex Luciano ship of them.’”

But the genuineness of Luciano’s rec- DIY scenes and the music industry at interrupted Noah Bowman’s band between songs to ask him for a lighter … lamation, along with the humor and large: “This idea that you kinda have to self-aware vulnerability, struck the exact prove yourself … in a way that often times and at that moment, Diet Cig was born.

Well, kind of. Later in the evening, right (power) chord people wanted to men don’t have to. [Femmes] are told often Luciano offered to make a music video hear. In the kind of DIY dream that times that what they’re saying is too drafor drummer Bowman’s then-band (Earl doesn’t come around too often, Over Easy matic, or too emotional. … Why when I Boykins, for the curious), which was all fast became a golden child of music blogs talk about my feelings am I called ‘snotty,’ fine and good until she realized that she and college radio, catapulting Diet Cig into or a ‘brat,’ but when men talk about their feelings it’s ‘poignant’ wanted to play in a band of her own. a move to Brooklyn and and ‘heartbreaking’?”

The pair quickly started making music near-relentless touring.

DIET CIG Diet Cig want to creAs Bowman contogether as Diet Cig, drawing from songs with Daddy Issues ate a space outside of that singer-guitarist Luciano had written fesses, when their that, where anyone at in her bedroom, and ended up with their first major tour began 7 p.m. Tuesday, April 18 all is welcome to “be first EP, 2015’s Over Easy cassette. The five they “really hadn’t Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. goofy and have fun and songs’ worth of jangly, skeletal pop were even played that many willspub.org rock out and feel the shows,” but this forced bursting at the seams with sheer energy. $12 same thing all at once.”

It was nerve-wracking, Luciano recalls, the duo to grow with Now, with copies of to share those songs with their New Paltz rapid acceleration, as scene live for the first time, but it became Diet Cig shaped their sound and figured Swear I’m Good at This hot off the presses, Diet Cig are bringing their bounce-off-the a certain kind of artistic catharsis: “This out what they really wanted to say.

This April marks the release of Swear walls live show to Will’s Pub and making form of reclaiming these feelings and these experiences and turning them into I’m Good at This on Frenchkiss Records, their Orlando debut. something to be proud of; that feeling of Diet Cig’s first LP and the product of music@orlandoweekly.com

MrENC Former Denison Marrs and Dark Romantics member goes full-tilt with cinematic, tortured The The-style solo moves.

For the lustful and the lonely … you know the rest, right?

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10 p.m. Sunday, April 16, Uncle Lou’s, $5

Tim Kaiser Dronescaper par excellence Kaiser crafts alternately lush and disorienting waves of solid state sound with a variety of homemade electronics. Fully immersive.

7 p.m. Monday, April 17, at Gallery at Avalon Island, donations encouraged

Chelsea Grin A “chelsea grin” is slang for cutting a small incision on each side of a victim’s mouth; when the pain from the aforementioned act causes the victim to scream, it tears the flesh, resulting in a grotesque and bloody smile. It’s also a Salt Lake City deathcore band. Which would you prefer?

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Thanks to Jimmy Fallon, the

Roots’ Questlove is the next notable in line for honorary local status. In case you don’t know, the Giddy One’s late-night talk show occasionally records here. When it does, hip-hop’s most illustrious drummer steps out, gets legit in the real Orlando and comes downtown to spin for us. Fallon’s ride at Universal (Race Through New York Starring Jimmy Fallon) opened last week, so he brought the show down to tape again. That means the iconic pulse behind the Roots did a two-night stand to properly celebrate the 23rd anniversary of Phat-N-Jazzy, one of the truest hip-hop traditions to ever spring from the city’s underground

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For the occasion, Questlove shared the bill with Phat-N-Jazzy cornerstone DJ BMF. But because BMF is a career mixer, the question of how Questlove would stack up is inevitable. Would he be just another celebrity pretender or does he have real table skills?

Turns out, Questlove is not Paris Hilton or Peter Hook. In selection, sequence and flow, it was the mix of a bona fide DJ. After quickly establishing his technique, he went on to demonstrate the taste, spectrum and authenticity of an aficionado.

Between Questlove’s mien and the general Phat-N-Jazzy aura, this was an up-close affair for real music heads, not a celebrity gawk.

As for BMF, the turntable Don of Orlando hip-hop dropped a golden-age set that was both classic and deep, as befits the man who’s most shaped the Phat-N-Jazzy sound and vibe. Tribe, Nas,

Between Questlove’s DJ mien and the general Phat-N-Jazzy aura, this was an up-close affair for real music heads, not a celebrity gawk.

Common, Erykah Badu, Digable – yep, all in there. But so were some funk and R&B classics, too. And this time, it was a special VJ set so the sights of the times were also in the house to make things thoroughly immersive.

These semi-regular DJ stands by Questlove have been a nice shot in the city’s music vein. Even better, they’re shaping up to be a pretty great tradition.

CLIPPING, THE SOCIAL, APRIL 3

Word is getting out about avant-garde hip-hop trio Clipping. Shit, your mom might’ve even heard about them since MC Daveed Diggs is an original cast member of Hamilton. But no vault in profile could make what they do mainstream. And their high-concept ambition has recently crystallized into a total coup.

Their Orlando stop was a particularly special engagement, one of only two breakaway full headlining performances they’re doing while on a touring run with the Flaming Lips. So, while the Lips were playing out at House of Blues that very night, Florida product SWIMM took over warm-up duty instead and Clipping came downtown to top the marquee.

All music being made today is technically contemporary. But little of it is

actually modern. The more entrenched and embedded the institutions of popular music get, the more difficult true originality becomes. Clipping, however, are so on the edge of now that they feel like nearfuture heralds.

Their esoteric music can be a black hole of concept and thought. Despite all the brainy DNA, though, their groundbreaking rap-noise-industrial blend comes together live like a missile with a master plan, landing somewhere between the visceral punch of Death Grips and the clarity of Shabazz Palaces. Their oblique themes can cramp the mind if you really dig into it, but the music can also bang and thrill.

Most importantly, what this performance showed was an absolutely distilled aesthetic, something that wasn’t so guaranteed with their early material.

Everything about them – their thoughts, their presentation – is ripening right now.

Clipping have finally become a convergence of vision, innovation and execution.

More than a show, this was a display of new masters just hitting their stride, and this crowd knew it.

It’s hard to imagine precisely how Clipping’s set would’ve translated in an opening spot in a big room before another band’s crowd, but it wouldn’t be like this.

And that would’ve been a shame, because what they delivered was an up-close and riveting missive from the frontier.

TLU will be on break next week. But be sure to check out the TLU showcase at FMF (floridamusicfestival.com), this year with special headliner Sales (April 20, The Social). baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Star Wars Celebration EVENTS

Convention season is upon us, and this year’s slate starts off with a jump into hyperspace. Star Wars Celebration, a recurring convention (though not necessarily annual) devoted to all things Star Wars, lands at the Orange County Convention Center for the first time since 2012. This iteration of the convention marks both the 40th anniversary of the original 1977 release of Star Wars, as well as the upcoming release of the second film in the latest trilogy, Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Pretty much anyone who’s attached to Lucasfilm’s pop-culture behemoth will be there, including company president and executive producer Kathleen Kennedy, The Last Jedi director Rian Johnson, and Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill, who will present a tribute to the recently departed Carrie Fisher on Friday evening. If the Force gets too strong for you, stop by the autograph booths to chat with the greatest television hero ever, Buffy Summers (Sarah Michelle Gellar), who will be there due to her voice work on Star Wars Rebels. With four days full of panels, screenings, droids, workshops, shows, exhibits and every damn cosplayer you can shake a lightsaber at (don’t actually do that), you’d better have a good blaster (or Wookiee) at your side, kid. – Thaddeus McCollum 10 a.m.-7 p.m. Thursday-Saturday, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Sunday | Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive | starwarscelebration.com | $75-$85

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After a hard day at the office, nothing goes down smoother than a whiskey on the rocks.

At this year’s Whiskey Business, you’ll find plenty of the classic oak-aged spirit, along with scotch, bourbon and rye from around the world. Slip into a cocktail dress or blazer and, with an endless stream of booze on hand, enjoy entertainment from local performers Blue Star, Kissa Von Addams, Tymisha Harris and DJ BMF & the Phat-N-Jazzy Horns, as well as gourmet bites from some of Orlando’s best restaurants. If you’re one of the lucky few who picked up a discounted designated driver ticket, rest easy: You can still get into the atmosphere by sampling a cigar in the lounge. Indulging your love of Jim Beam and Jack Daniels also comes with the peace of mind that a portion of the event’s profits go to the Camaraderie Foundation, a nonprofit that provides support for military families transitioning from the battlefield back to society. – Deanna Ferrante

Japanese psych-hippiefreakout godparents Acid Mothers Temple have made a “career” out of being louder, heavier, hairier and more thoroughly freaked out than any other group on the “modern” psych scene today. AMT pretty much make every band at, say, Levitation Fest look like accountants or insurance agents. Mainstays Makoto Kawabata and Higashi Hiroshi aren’t leaving the band unless it’s in a funeral shroud made of blotting paper. Guitarist Kawabata tested the Floridian waters with an Orlando show last year in the company of avant-percussionist Tatsuya Nakatani, and apparently he found the City Beautiful hospitable enough to bring his whole commune. To wit, since 1995 the constantly shifting AMT collective have been wholeheartedly dedicated to spreading the lysergic gospel of out-there psych – Gong, Syd Barrett, Magma, Hawkwind – by living the gimmick to the hilt. Flares, tie-dye, long hair, denim, cult symbology and ear-bleeding inner travels are all hallmarks of the fearsomely prolific band (50 albums and counting). Stand and salute the freak flag, hippie. – Matthew Moyer

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with Babylon | 8 p.m. | The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thesocial.org | $13-$15

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Testament

Saturday, 15

Orlando Philharmonic: The Final Frontier

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Beyond “just” a concert, this bill – more than other recent heavy package tour – is a surprisingly cohesive look at one of metal’s many alternate futures. Indulge us for a moment. In 1990-91, pre-grunge and the alternative rock explosion – which led directly to the dominance of nü-metal and bands like Creed, let’s be honest – these three different and yet similar bands were the bleeding-edge vanguard of heaviness.

New York’s Prong were marrying clinical speed metal to the noise-scum scene in their backyard, incorporating progressive discord as practiced by neighbors Swans and Glenn Branca. Brazil’s Sepultura evolved at lightning speed from primitive deaththrash to the twin highlights of Arise and Chaos A.D., stretching the death metal template to its breaking point, bringing in Jello Biafra for a collab and covering New Model Army. Finally you had Testament, a band that took the classic California thrash sound and gave it a progressive, secular humanist overhaul that – despite the presence of a bona fide virtuoso or two in the band – never sacrificed an inherent musical bloodlust. And most importantly to us Floridians, high-water mark Practice What You Preach explicitly referenced global fucking warming in the song “Greenhouse Effect” – and hordes of metalheads ate that shit up as gospel. Christ, now we have Slayer posting photoshops of themselves with Donald Trump. All three bands have carried on in the ensuing years, still pushing at boundaries and seeing the zeitgeist realign with them; consider this a long-delayed award tour. – MM

From John Williams’ operatic leitmotifs in the soundtrack to Star Wars to the wordless jazz freakout of the opening music to the original Star Trek, science fiction has a long tradition of entwining memorable music into its forward-looking gaze. The Orlando Philharmonic pays tribute to these timeless themes today with a program devoted to the music behind such classics as Lost in Space, E.T., Star Wars and Star Trek. And to really drive that theme home, they’ve enlisted a man who knows all about boldly going: Jonathan Frakes, known for portraying Commander William T. Riker, on the all-time best Star Trek incarnation, Star Trek: The Next Generation. The suave second-in-command of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D under the command of Capt. Jean-Luc Picard was known for being a music lover, though we doubt that Frakes will be joining in on the trombone to any of the pieces on the program.

Instead, he’ll be lending his baritone to the narration of the program, which we hope means chiming in with a good ol’ “Space. The final frontier.” – TM

with Sepultura, Prong | 8 p.m. | House of Blues, Disney Springs | 407-934-2583 | hob.com/orlando | $25-$43

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Ariana Grande MUSIC

If you didn’t already know, “young Ariana run pop.” The ponytailed Ariana Grande and her siren-like vocals have dominated Billboard charts with hits like “Side to Side,” “Problem,” “Break Free” and one of her latest, “Dangerous Woman.”

Critics and some Mariah Carey fans dismiss the 23-year-old as another bubbly, catchy moment in pop that won’t stand the test of time, but take a seat – Grande might not enunciate well (theater performances aside) but this Grammy Award-nominated artist has the goddamn range required for a diva legend. Like most pop icons, Grande has an underlying message she wants to convey to young fans, and while it’s still not clear, the Boca Raton native has a lot of time to get there. See Grande this weekend in Orlando for a night of vocal prowess and, likely, too many cat-ear headbands. – Monivette Cordeiro with Little Mix, Victoria Monet | 6:30 p.m. | Amway Center, 400 W. Church St. | 407-440-7900 | amwaycenter.com | $26.95-$196.45

2 & 8 p.m. | Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St. | 407-246-4262 | orlandophil.org | $20-$94

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AIDS Walk It’s no secret that a good night in downtown Orlando can leave you stumbling through the streets of the City Beautiful. If you’re one of those downtown pub crawlers that finds yourself aimlessly walking the streets most Saturday nights, then this event could be for you because this year, the Hope & Help Center of Central Florida is hosting the annual Orlando AIDS Walk: Twilight, which – you guessed it – takes place in the evening. Starting at the Walt Disney Amphitheater at Lake Eola Park, this stroll for a cause takes walkers around Orlando’s downtown area for a night filled with live music, an art show and most notably, food trucks, because who doesn’t get hungry by the time they get all the way around Lake Eola? Entry for the walk is free, but donations are welcome. – Rachel LeBar 4-7:30 p.m. | Lake Eola Park, 512 E. Washington St. | aidswalkorlando.org | $25 donation

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Poca’s Hottest Cook-off, Concert and Food Drive EVENTS

How do you define heat? Is it the temperature of a Florida afternoon, the burn of a fiery chili, the ooh-lawd shiver that makes you fan yourself when a particularly fine specimen walks by, or maybe the moment a bassline goes from making you nod your head to making you whip your hair? Whatever your poison, the annual Poca’s Hottest Cook-off will have ladlesful of it – music from G. Love, Beebs and Her Money Makers, Kaleigh Baker, Milka and more; chiliheads battling for best dish made with Poca’s own line of sauces; plus Will’s Pub teeming inside and out with lots of people ready to show off their most flattering warm-weather getups for the first time in 2017. Sounds hot. – Jessica Bryce Young 2 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | pocashottest.org | willspub.org | $20-$40 (bring five nonperishable food items to donate for $5 off admission)

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WEDNESDAY, APRIL 12-TUESDAY, APRIL 18 COMPILED BY THADDEUS MCCOLLUM

MUSIC WEDNESDAY, APRIL 12 Actions Speak Louder 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12; 407-999-2570.

Baroque Chamber Orchestra 8 pm; Chamber orchestra playing baroque passages. Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $20-$25; 407-636-9951; bluebambooartcenter.com.

Chronixx, Jesse Royal, Max Glazer, DJ Red I 8 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$25; 407-648-8363.

Crit, Mybrother Mysister, TV Dinner, Harsh Radish 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

The Daniel Heitz Band 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Gnash, Sweater Bears, Imad Royal, Wenn, Tulpa Blankts, Triangle Park 6:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $20-$47; 407-934-2583.

[MUSIC] Anthrax Thursday at House of Blues

Hybrid Sanity, Plane Versus Cult, Bear in the Woods, Poppsy Cole 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

Lil Uzi Vert 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $40-$80; 407-504-7699.

Mod Sun, Marty Grimes, Swaghollywood 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$23; 407-246-1419.

Percussion Festival 7:30 pm; The UCF Percussion Ensemble featuring guest artist Makoto Nakura. Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; free-$20; 844-513-2014; arts.cah.ucf.edu.

Ardalan 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$15; 407-872-0066.

The Mellow Relics 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

An Evening of Cello Celebration 8 pm; A recital celebrating gifted young cellists in Orlando with a program of solo and ensemble music spanning three centuries. Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; free-$20; arts.cah.ucf.edu.

Northbound, Daisyhead 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570.

Fortunate Youth, Josh Heinrichs, Iya Terra, DJ Red I 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$30; 407-246-1419.

Ron Brendel, Tenor & Ryan Pagels 1-2 pm; Tenor Ron Brendel, accompanied by pianist Ryan Pagels, performs works from operas.

In Business, Leisure Chief, Pseudo Slang Valencia College Performing Arts Center, East 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7-$10.

Campus, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; free; 407-582-2329; events.valenciacollege.edu.

Jarabe de Palo 9 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $40-$50; 407-648-8363.

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Anthrax, Killswitch Engage, the Devil Wears Prada, Code Orange 6 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $37-$82; 407-934-2583.

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Kaleigh Baker 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Melissa Crispo 9 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Raleigh Estes and Friends 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Thursday Jazz Jams 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

Vivacity: Nostalgia Radio Hour 7:30-10 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $18-$28; 407-636-9951.

FRIDAY, APRIL 14 Acid Mothers Temple, Babylon 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $13-$15; 407-246-1419.

Acropolis: Ill Gates, Luzcid 9 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $15-$30; 407-704-6261.

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Adult Easter Egg Hunt

Orlando Nerd Nite Nerd Nite returns to the sympathetic confines of the Geek Easy this month. Rack up a buzz drinking craft beer while getting schooled on topics like how to deal with human waste in zero gravity, debunking stereotypes about black men, and how to spot bad science in depictions of reptiles in entertainment. 7-10 p.m. Thursday; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Ave.; $5 suggested donation; orlando.nerdnite.com

Blacklist Babes Cabaret The Blacklist Babes celebrate their anniversary with a show at the Falcon. Combining traditional burlesque performances with comedy and live music, the Blacklist Babes have carved out a unique niche in the sometimes saturated burlesque scene. And they’re the only troupe we know of to have the balls to pull off a “Sexy Harambe” routine. Bring cash to tip the performers and bartenders. 10 p.m. Friday; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; $5; facebook.com/ blacklistbabescabaret

Adult Easter Egg Hunt & Egg Toss Tell your mom you’re sick and play hooky from the family Easter gathering to hit up this non-family-friendly Easter tradition. Take your communion from the Bloody Mary bar and brunch buffet before hunting for Easter eggs secluded around the Lamb. Then enter an egg toss with a partner. It’ll be more fun if you’re drunk. Just like mass! 10 a.m. Sunday; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; various menu prices; thehammeredlamb.com

Easter Bud Hunt No, the Hideaway is not hiding marijuana throughout the property – any of those kinds of buds you find are completely coincidental. But they do have a tradition of hiding prizes good for free beer and booze around the patio, bar and parking lot. So it’s just like the egg hunts you remember from childhood – assuming your childhood has resulted in years of 12-step meetings. 2 p.m. Sunday; The Hideaway, 516 Virginia Drive.; free; thehideawaybar.net PHOTO BY ANNIE SPRATT

Mon Laferte June 5 at the Social Hannibal Buress, April 22 at the Beacham Red Hot Chili Peppers, April 26 at Amway Center Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, April 27 at the Social Umphrey’s McGee, April 27 at House of Blues Big Wild, April 28 at the Social Sheryl Crow, April 29 at the Dr. Phillips Center

New Found Glory, May 8-10 at the Social

Morbid Angel, May 23 at the Beacham

STRFKR, July 10 at the Beacham

Bush, May 9 at Hard Rock Live

Del the Funky Homosapien, May 23 at the Social

Rooney, July 12 at the Social

Jimmy Buffett, May 13 at Amway Center X, May 13 at the Beacham Phoenix, May 13 at House of Blues New Found Glory, May 14 at House of Blues Bishop Briggs, May 16 at the Social

Real Friends, May 24 at the Beacham The Avett Brothers, May 25 at House of Blues

Ted Nugent, July 14 at the Plaza Live Dragonforce, July 27 at the Beacham Shawn Mendes, July 28 at Amway Center

Say Anything, Bayside, May 25 at the Beacham Beach House, May 26 at the Social Wolf-Face, May 27 at the Social

Prince Royce, July 29 at Amway Center Blondie, Garbage, Aug. 9 at Hard Rock Live J. Cole, Aug. 16 at Amway Center

The Delusionaires, April 29 at Will’s Pub

Run River North, May 18 at the Social

Todd Rundgren, May 28 at the Plaza Live

Ben Harper, May 1 at Hard Rock Live

Richard Cheese, May 19 at the Beacham

Mon Laferte, June 5 at the Social

Spoon, May 2 at House of Blues

The Head and the Heart, May 19 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Hall & Oates, Tears for Fears, June 9 at Amway Center

Nora En Pure, May 19 at the Social

PWR BTTM, June 10 at Backbooth

Adam Ant, Sept. 9 at the Beacham

Face to Face, May 19 at Backbooth

Duke Dumont, June 29 at the Beacham

Bruno Mars, Oct. 14 at Amway Center

Animals as Leaders, May 20 at the Beacham

Metallica, July 5 at Camping World Stadium

Descendents, Oct. 20 at House of Blues

Marty Stuart, May 4 at the Social State Champs, May 5 at the Beacham Steve Winwood, May 6 at Hard Rock Live

Goo Goo Dolls, Aug. 30 at Hard Rock Live Ed Sheeran, Aug. 31 at Amway Center

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Chris Rock COMEDY

Craving a cookie for your recent streak of successfully completed routines and somewhat acceptable parental habits? Know that you won’t receive it from the societal barometer and eye-raising genius Chris Rock when he digs into Orlando for two separate nights of abrasive and humorous critiques concerning the polarizing world that surrounds us today. The Saturday Night Live alum’s first nationwide tour in nearly a decade comes hot off the heels of his signing of a contract with Netflix that commits him to two comedy specials. Deliciously enough, one of those specials will be filmed during this Total Blackout Tour, so you can imagine that those attending will be seeing the soon-to-be-streamable content in person before the Netflix-using public. If these dates fail to meet your schedule, know that there are two shows in Tampa on the days leading up to the Orlando stops that you can catch. – Nick Wills 7:30 p.m. Sunday, 8 p.m. Monday | Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave. | 844-513-2014 | drphillipscenter.org | $49.50-$450

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Brian Cid, Michael Rosa, Skylar 10 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; contact for price.

Byrne and Kelly (Celtic Thunder) 6:30 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $35; 407-412-6895.

Captain Colossal, Jupiter Groove 9 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Classic Albums Live: Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $14-$24; 407-351-5483.

Collide Contemporary Music Series: Steve Reich’s “Drumming” 8 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; free-$20.

Floorplay: Frankie Alex & Trini D. 10 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

The Flying Horse Big Band: The Bat Swings!

7:30 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; free-$20; 844-513-2014.

Keychain, Justin Symbol, the God Bombs 7 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-673-2712.

Miky Woods 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $10-$20; 407-504-7699.

Oh Captain My Captain, Outtatime, Broken Streetlights, the Robinsons 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10.

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Ancient Deep, Bryan J., Skylar 10 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; contact for price.

Andy Hughes, Dave Cannalte, Billy Z. 10 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; contact for price; 407-421-1670.

Panic! at the Disco, MisterWives, Saint Motel 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $36-$333; 800-745-3000.

Ariana Grande, Little Mix, Victoria Monet 7:30 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $26.95-$196.45; 800-745-3000.

Shania Pain, Harsh Radish, Byson, Heliophonic, Ootheca 10 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

Atlas Moon 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-636-3171.

Testament, Sepultura, Prong 6 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $25-$43; 407-934-2583.

Traitors, I Am, the Witching Hour, Gucci Flute, Steps of Odessa, Nothing to Offer, A Wolf Amongst Sheep 6 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $13; 407-999-2570.

Wildroot 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

BearArmz: The First Amendment iBattle 4 pm; Phantom Bar & Lounge, 1021 E. Colonial Drive; $25; 407-730-6350.

Blip.Zero: Most Blunted 9 pm; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; $3.

Brytiago, Darell 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $25-$35; 407-872-0066.

The Company 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

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The Conglomerate 7:30 & 10 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-636-9951.

Airport Sunshine 10:30 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Disappearing Boy, Vova Zen 9 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; free; 407-872-1117.

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Fiel a la Vega 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $37-$67; 407-934-2583.

Florida Man, the Duppies, Control This, Oklahoma Stackhouse 9 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Hexxus, Junior Bruce, Acid Baptism, Cardinal 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $6; 407-270-9104.

Hucci 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $10-$25; 407-504-7699.

Losing Teeth, the Second After 6 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570.

MrENC, RV, Viridian Frontier 9:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Native Culture, Delta and Dawn, the Underhill Family Orchestra, the Young Step 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10.

Orlando Philharmonic: The FInal Frontier 8 pm; Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St.; $17-$62; 407-246-4262.

SUNDAY, APRIL 16 Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Gwadcip$ 9 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Jeezy 9 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $65-$100; 407-504-7699.

Lore, Grave Gnosis, Von Nacht 10 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

MONDAY, APRIL 17 The In-Between Series: Tim Kaiser 7 pm; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free.

Jazz Meets Motown 8-11 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $10; 407-747-7223.

Open Mic Hip-Hop 9:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

Reggae Mondae: Hor!zen 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Robotman 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Torque: Jeffee 10 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St.; contact for price; 407-403-2938.

TUESDAY, APRIL 18 Chelsea Grin, Ice Nine Kills, Gideon, Enterprise Earth 6 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $20-$22; 407-999-2570.

Sunday, 2 pm; Goldman Theater at Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $25$60; 407-447-1700; orlandoshakes.org.

Saturday, 4 & 9:30 pm; Dangerous Theatre Sanford, 115 W. First St., Sanford; $15-$20; 407-358-6677; dangeroustheatre.com.

Art Is a Drag An extravaganza of live performances by Central Florida’s most accomplished female impersonators. Saturday, 9:30 pm; Wayne Densch Performing Arts Center, 201 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford; $20; 407-321-8111.

The Giver A story about a young boy who learns the about the hypocrisy of his utopian world. Adapted from the Newbery Award-winning book by Lois Lowry. Thursday, 11 am & 7 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; free-$20; 844-513-2014; arts.cah.ucf.edu.

Diet Cig 7 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12.

The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943.

Lounge Diggaz 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Music Remembrance Jazz Trio 8 pm; Paradise Cove Restaurant and Bar, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; free.

Singer-Songwriter Open Mic 7:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

THEATER Antony and Cleopatra Shakespeare’s classic tragedy. Wednesday-Saturday, 7:30 pm,

Creation: Births of Mythology The world premiere of a new play that explores creation and origin myths from multiple world cultures and religions. Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Valencia East Campus Black Box Theater, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; $12; 407-582-2900; valenciacollege.edu.

Disenchanted! Hilarious hit musical about your favorite princesses setting the record straight about their so-called fairy tales. WednesdayFriday, 8 pm, Saturday, 2 & 8 pm, MondayTuesday, 8 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $37-$87; 407-228-1220; plazaliveorlando.com.

Dogmai A dramedy about grief, guns and God. Fridays, Saturdays, 8 pm; Dangerous Theatre Sanford, 115 W. First St., Sanford; $15-$20; 407-358-6677; dangeroustheatre.com.

An Evening With Mr. Johnson: It’s Hard Being a Dick A man confronts his insatiable penis about his cheating ways. Friday-

THEWEEK Orlando Director’s Forum A group of diverse stage directors participate in a free and open forum. Sunday, 7 pm; Valencia College East Campus, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; free.

Hellzapoppin Circus Sideshow Theatrical rock & roll circus stunt show. Saturday, 7 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-673-2712; thehavenrocks.com.

Local Fringe Teaser Shows Two shows, rated G and R, comprising 2-minute previews of locally produced shows that will be at Orlando Fringe. Monday, 7 & 9 pm; Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $15-$25; 407-447-1700; orlandofringe.org.

Showgirls In Drag A dragtastic parody of the 1995 cult film Showgirls. Tuesday, 7-9 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $20; 407-4126895; showgirlsindragtickets.com.

String Tea A performance about life, about thought and the absurd. String Tea questions the space between our thoughts and actions. Tuesday, 7:30 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $10; 518328-4773; bluebambooartcenter.com.

A Night With Varla Jean Merman An award-winning one-woman show from the Project Runway alum. Proceeds benefit the Zebra Coalition. Presented by the Orlando Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. Thursday, 7 & 9 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $25$50; 407-425-7571; orlandosisters.org.

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Pinkalicious, The Musical A musical about Pinkalicious, a young girl who can’t stop eating pink cupcakes despite warnings from her parents. Based on the popular children’s book.

Saturday, 2 & 4:30 pm; Margeson Theater, Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $14-$18; 407-447-1700; orlandoshakes.org.

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Three Sisters Anton Chekhov’s play about three sisters who pine for days gone by in their provincial rural Russian town. ThursdaySaturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2:30 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $16-$40; 407-297-8788; madcowtheatre.com.

A Time to Go Walking An Irish play about life, love and loss. Friday-Saturday, 1 & 7:30 pm; Dangerous Theatre Sanford, 115 W. First St., Sanford; $15-$20; 407358-6677; dangeroustheatre.com.

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COMEDY Chris Rock Sunday, 8 pm, Monday, 8 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $49.50-$450; 844-513-2014; drphillipscenter.org.

Drunken Monkey Open Mic Comedy open mic. Fridays, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-8934994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com.

Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted by Myke Herlihy. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886.

Open Mic Comedy With Craig Norberg Comedy open mic for aspiring comedians. Sundays, 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com.

Other Bar Open Mic with Ken Miller Comedy open mic with rotating hosts. Mondays, 8 pm; The Other Bar, 18 Wall St.; free; 407-843-8595.

Samantha Ivey With Jesse Rae Robinette.

Wednesday, 7 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $40; 407-704-6261; abbeyorlando.com.

Shit Sandwich Probably the best comedy showcase in town. Show up early to grab a good seat. Saturday, 9 pm; Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-7546.

DANCE Blacklist Babes Cabaret Anniversary show for the burlesque cabaret troupe. Friday, 10 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; $5 suggested donation; 407-423-3060.

ART OPENINGS/EVENTS

Brett J. Barr: Sketch Series III Amazingly detailed sketches from local artist Brett Barr. Opens Wednesday, 7-10 pm; BART, 1205 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-796-2522.

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Chris Robb: This Is Now Pop-up art show hosted by Snap. Thursday, 6-8 pm; Canvas Interiors of Winter Park, 784 N. Orange Ave., Winter Park; free; 321-972-9173; snaporlando.com.

Frequencies Pop-up exhibition from local artist jMeaky. Saturday, 6-9 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 116 E. First St., Sanford; free; 407-322-1449.

The Immersive Audio Experiment Participants type a URL into their device, and when instructed, everyone presses play at the same time. With that, the Immersive Audio Experiment begins, leading participants as a group through the streets and public spaces of Downtown Orlando. Saturday, 5-6 pm; SunTrust Bank- Downtown Orlando, 1601 S. Orange Ave.; free; creativecityproject.com.

Lunch With Picasso Enjoy tasty snacks and treats while perusing an immense collection of works by Picasso. Wednesday, 11:30 am; Baterby’s Art Gallery, 6848 Stapoint Ct., Winter Park; $10; 407-622-1407; baterbys.com.

Perennials Showcasing the talents of studio art majors in ceramics, sculpture, painting, photography, digital media and design. Opens Thursday, 5-7 pm, through April 28; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-823-3161.

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Art31: Borrowed Light Through Sunday; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-539-2181.

Contemporary Visions of Frantz Zéphirin: Haitian Mystic Through Sunday; Albin Polasek Museum and Sculpture Gardens, 633 Osceola Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-647-6294.

A House Is Not a Home Through Saturday; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Kaleidoskull Through Saturday; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

Raymond Smith: In Time We Shall Know Ourselves Through Saturday; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

EVENTS Adult Easter Egg Hunt and Egg Toss An Easter tradition continues with a brunch and Bloody Mary bar, drunken egg hunt and an egg toss. Sunday, 10 am; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200.

AIDS Walk Orlando: Twilight Fundraising walk with evening entertainment. Saturday, 4-8 pm; CONTINUED ON PAGE 49

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Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive; $25; aidswalkorlando.org.

Bungalower Bazaar Enjoy cocktails and tamales while shopping for local wares. Saturday, 7 pm; 514 Virginia Drive, 514 Virginia Drive; free; bungalower.com.

Easter Bud Hunt Celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ by looking for free booze hidden around the Hideaway. Sunday, 2 pm; The Hideaway, 516 Virginia Drive; free; 407-898-5892.

The Great Inflatable Race A fun run with inflatable obstacles throughout the course. Saturday, 9 am-noon; Bill Frederick Park, 3401 S. Hiawassee Road; $20.17-$75.00; 781-786-8447; thegreatinflatablerace.com.

Nerd Nite Orlando Three speakers give presentations on a variety of interesting science topics. Thursday, 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; $5 suggested donation; 407-332-9636; orlando.nerdnite.com.

Orlando Vegans Coffee & Orlandoughnuts Date Meet up with other vegetarians and vegans to try vegan treats from Orlandoughnuts and coffee from Vita Luna. Friday, 4 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org.

Poca’s Hottest Cook-Off Cooking competition featuring Poca’s Hottest sauces, a taco bar, vendors, plus live music from special guest G. Love. Sunday, 2 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $20-$40; willspub.org.

Spring Wine Dinner A special fourcourse meal with selected wine pairings for each course. Tuesday, 6:30 pm; Restaurant ASH, 912 N Mills Ave.; $55.

Star Wars Celebration The largest official Star Wars convention returns to Central Florida with four days of costumes, exhibits, screenings, celebrity guests, panels and more.

Thursday-Saturday, 10 am-7 pm, Sunday, 10 am-5 pm; Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; $65-$170; 407-685-9800; starwarscelebration.com.

Tater Tots & Beer Festival Sample a wide variety of tater tots along with craft beer from various vendors. Saturday, 1-4 pm; Festival Park, 2911 E. Robinson St.; $25$75; 407-381-5310; tatertotfestival.com.

Whiskey Business Try samples of some of the best bourbon, scotch and Irish whiskies, snack on light bites from area restaurants, and enjoy live entertainment from burlesque dancers and the Phat-NJazzy crew. Friday, 7-10 pm; Cheyenne Saloon and Opera House, 128 W. Church St.; $20-$65; 407-839-3000; whiskeybusinessorlando.com.

THEWEEK CIVICS Comprehensive Plan Coffee Talk Informal meeting for the public to attend and speak to city leaders in a casual setting. Monday, 8-9 am; Winter Park Welcome Center and Chamber of Commerce, 151 W. Lyman Ave., Winter Park; free; 407644-8281; cityofwinterpark.org.

Orlando Speaks Interactive workshop that utilizes innovative communication strategies to foster citizen engagement and dialogue between citizens and police. Wednesday, 5-8:30 pm; Dr. James R. Smith Neighborhood Center, 1723 Bruton Blvd.; free; cityoforlando.net.

Tax March Orlando March and protest to demand that President Trump release his tax records. Saturday, 10 am; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive; free; taxmarchorlando.com.

LITERARY Can’t Tell a Book Benefit party for Exodus United, featuring a raffle, the Poetry Vending Machine and DJ Jorge Oyola. Saturday, 6-9 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; $5; 407-332-9636; exodusunited.org.

Diverse Word Spoken word open mic.

Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-3621864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

S.A.F.E. Words Semi-Finals Competitive poetry slam. Thursday, 8 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954.

Wednesday Open Words Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 8:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com.

SPORTS Orlando City vs LA Galaxy MLS soccer. Saturday, 3 pm; Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $32-$255; 855-675-2489; orlandocitysc.com.

Orlando Magic vs. Detroit Pistons NBA basketball. Wednesday, 8 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $13-$149; 800-745-3000; amwaycenter.com.

Pig Run of Lake Nona A 5K fun run with a twist: at the halfway point runners enter a “pig pen” and eat doughnuts. Proceeds benefit the Bacon Foundation. Saturday, 9-11 am; Lake Nona YMCA, 9055 NorthLake Parkway; $40; 407-427-4569; pigrunoflakenona.com. n orlandoweekly.com

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For the month of April, every applicant will have the opportunity to pick a “furtune” cookie which will contain the reduced adoption fee of $5, $10 or $15. However, Nana’s adoption fee has been waived due to her heartworm disease.

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I’ve read your column for as long as I had access to the internet and was interested in sex, so here goes: I’m a 27-yearold man with a 42-year-old girlfriend. We met at work; we were both going through divorce. At the beginning, holy moly! My dream girl in the bedroom. We’ve been together for a year, and the sex is still the best I’ve ever had – she says she feels the same – but it’s vanilla. I am assertive and in-control in the bedroom, which works for both of us, as she prefers to be passive and wants me to make moves or switch it up. I want to do other things, but she doesn’t want to do anything anymore other than missionary-position sex. Anal, oral, watching porn together, bondage, voyeurism – she’s not up for any of it.

There’s always an excuse: “I’m not young like you,” “I’m not flexible like you,” “I have done that before and don’t like it, no, no, no.” Do I just suck it up and be grateful for what I have or what?

She Hates Options Totally, Desires One Way Now She wants you to be in control and switch it up but doesn’t want to do any of the things you suggest when you take control and attempt to switch things up. Hmm. Either you’re bad at everything you’ve attempted other than missionary, SHOTDOWN, or she has a very limited sexual repertoire and/or actual physical limitations or health issues she hasn’t divulged to you.

Considering the age difference here, and considering that this is a post-divorce rebound relationship for you both, the odds are stacked against anything long-term. I don’t mean this relationship is doomed to fail. What I mean is this: You’ll probably be together for another year or two before parting ways. While most people would define that as a “failed relationship,” anyone who’s been reading my column for as long as he’s been interested in sex can tell you that I don’t define failure that way. If two people are together for a time, if they enjoy each other’s company (and genitals), if they part amicably and always remember each other fondly and/or remain friends, their relationship can be counted as a success – even if both parties get out of it alive and go on to form new relationships.

In the meantime, SHOTDOWN, enjoy the amazing vanilla sex for as long as it lasts – which could be forever. Anyone who’s been reading my column for as long as he’s been interested in sex knows that I’m not always right.

My BF and I have been dating for two years. He’s 21; I’m 20 (and female). When I noticed my boyfriend wanted his ass played with and liked being submissive, I couldn’t help but wonder if something more was going on. I snooped through

his browser history (not my proudest moment) and found he was looking at pictures of naked men. Then I saw he posted an ad on Craigslist under “men seeking men.” He responded to one person, saying he wasn’t sure if he was straight or bi, but he had a car and could drive over! The guy responded saying how about tonight, and my BF never responded to him. I confronted him. He explained it was just a fantasy he had, he’s totally straight, and he was never planning on going through with it. After the dust settled, he told me he never wanted to lose me. We then went to a sex shop and bought a strap-on dildo for me to use on him, which we both really enjoy. He bought me a diamond bracelet as an apology and promised never to fuck up again. A couple of months have passed, and things are great, but I still feel bothered. He loves my tits, ass and pussy. He eats me out and initiates sex as often as I do. Just cuddling with me gets him hard.

Which is why I’m even more perplexed.

He doesn’t like to talk about the Craigslist incident and gets upset when I bring it up.

Should I leave it alone? Is my boyfriend secretly gay?

Confused And Curious Let’s review the facts: Your boyfriend digs your tits, cuddling you makes him hard and he loves eating your pussy. You also discovered an ad your boyfriend posted to Craigslist where he said he wasn’t sure if he was bi or straight, a discovery that created a crisis in your relationship, a crisis that was resolved with a strap-on dildo and a diamond bracelet.

Your boyfriend isn’t “secretly gay,” CAC, he’s “actually bisexual.” You know, like he said he was – or said he might be (but totally is) – in that email exchange you found.

At this point, I’m required to tell you that bisexuals are just as capable of honoring monogamous commitments as monosexuals, i.e., gays, lesbians and breeders. But since the data shows that monosexuals are bad at monogamy – the data says bisexuals are too – I’m not sure why I’m required to say that or how it’s supposed to be comforting. But even if your boyfriend never has sex with a man, CAC, even if it takes him years to drop the “totally straight” line, you should go ahead and accept the fact that your boyfriend is bisexual. Pretend to be shocked when he finally comes out to you – there might be a necklace in it for you – and then get busy setting up your first MMF threesome.

compatible, and I do love her. However, our sex life could be a whole lot better. I like sex to be kinky, and she likes it vanilla. She is adamant about monogamy, while I want to be monogamish. I feel strongly that this is who I am sexually and my sexual desires are not something I can change. My girlfriend thinks I’m searching for something I’ll never find and says I need to work through it. Because we are so compatible in every other aspect of our relationship, should I keep trying to work past the unsatisfying sex?

Needs Advice, Want Threesomes Divorce courts are filled to bursting with couples who made the same mistake you and your girlfriend are currently making – a mistake that gets harder to unmake with every dog you adopt or lease you sign. You’re not sexually compatible, NAWT – and sexual incompatibility is a perfectly legitimate reason to end an otherwise good relationship.

The importance of sexual compatibility in sexually exclusive relationships (the kind your girlfriend wants) cannot be stressed enough.

Sexual compatibility is important in open and/or monogamish relationships too, of course, but there are work-arounds in an open relationship.

The gaslight bar is set so low these days that I’m going to go ahead and accuse your girlfriend of gaslighting you: There are people out there who have the kind of relationship you would like to have – it’s a lie that no one has a GGG partner or a successful monogamish relationship – and I have it on good authority that many of these people are straight. You’ll never find everything you want, NAWT, since no one gets everything they want. But you’re too young to settle for the girlfriend you’ve got.

You’ve already made the dog mistake. Get out before you make the child mistake.

On the Lovecast, an interview with the creator of the Love Is Love comics collection: savagelovecast.com. mail@savagelove.net ITMFA.org

My girlfriend and I have been together for about 18 months. We’re both 29 and are in the process of creating a future together: We live together, we have a great social life, we adopted a dog. We’re

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Legal, Public Notices NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON APRIL 20, 2017 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 4729 S Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL, 32839—AT 9:30AM: 0106 - Bynes, Glenn, 0130 Hunter, Paula, 0142 - GRACIA, MAX, 0158 - Charles, Kevin, 0206 - Buchana, Jo Ann, 0212 - Jenkins, Dennis, 0228 - Ralston, Nicole, 0234 - Simon, Isreal, 0238 - Rios, Gladys, 0311 - Ousley, Baretta, 0313 - washington, drequecia, 0318 - Browdy, Marquis, 0323 - Gillette, Torray, 0342 - Galford, Codi, 0349 - Fraser, Christopher, 0414 - White, Estella, 0435 - Williams, Edith, 0437 - Morning, Niesha, 0443 Kohlhepp, Rickie, 0509 - Vazquez Barreto, Yamira, 0602 - Griffin, Lizetta, 0605 - Joseph, Dieunel, 0623 - Hanshaw, Ezmone, 0707 Ramirez, Jose, 0710 - Cruz Sanz, Ana, 0711 - Knight, Mary, 0805 - Pantojas, Jessie, 0812 - Rosado Marmol, Katia, 0816 - Cuencas, Gymarie, 0820 - Pherai, Dian, 0822 - Jenkins, King, 0824 - Karshner, Beverly, 0835 - Alicea, Moses, 0847 - Strouse, Ashley, 0906 - Mayfield, Dwight, 09105 - Martinez, Jellitza, 09110 - Arduc, Ali, 09112 - Mack, Dean, 09125 - Dais, Julius, 0944 - Parks, Michelle, 0948 - Mitchell, Sadia, 0949 - Mitchell, Roger, 0954 - Walsh, Richard, 0955 - Butler, Cordice, 1007 - Byrd, Jessica, 1008 - Yarber, Kelly, 1015 - Grimsley, Loise, 1021 - Blaco, Carla, 1057 - Ward, Travick, 1059 - Yannetti, Nicole, 1061 - Reddick, Early, 1062 - Zayas, Jerry, 1063 - Cadely, Dunel, 1064 - Burke, Kaishma, 1068 - Milhomme, Manes, 1086 - Smith, Athena, 1104 - Thomas, Simeon, 1108 - Langston, Geraldine, 1122 - Scholz, Rebecca, 1151 - Victory Center, 1155 - Jackson, Hunter, 1160 - Alberhasky, Danmarie, 1219 - Franklin, Flora, 1225 - Geiger, Robert, 1237 - Mata-Alvarez, Bryant, 1244 - Johnson, Shavon, 1250 - Lopez, Roberto, 1270 - Almonte, Allendy, 1313 - Fisher, Wayne, 1325 - Brookins, Tamara, 1329 Knight, Ernestine, 1370 - Mcrae, Ciera 235 E Oak Ridge Road, Orlando, FL, 32809AT 10:30AM- A105 Brooks Jr., Albert, A115 - Miranda, Edwim, A116 - Nadege, Lamour, A117 - MARTINEZ, JUAN, A125 - Henry, Sandra, A144 - Bryan, Pearl, A146 - Roman, Edelmiro, A149 - Joseph, Jeremy, A157 Sills, Kari, B205 - Calderon, Jose, B239 - Williams, Jahliese, B243 Mccauley, Sean, B247 - Hughey Jr.,

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Neil, C321 - Muniz Torres, Carlos, D401 - Echevarria, Gregorio, D403 - Simon, Johnesha, E506 - Regis, Felix, E511 - Blazier, Kandi, E513 All facility solutions, E523 - Villegas Cruz, Edwin, F613 - Arias, Mark, F615 - American Document Destruction, F636 - Marcelin, Immaculee, G711 - Diaz, Randy, H801 - Francois, Carole, H806 - Burnes Bowles, Kimberly, H812 - Robinson, Mecell, J013 - Guidry, Charles, J021 - Angeles, John, J027 - Ross, Teresa, K110 - Dorsey, Errick, K111 - Rigg, Taj, K120 - Smith, Labrina, K122 - Butler, Thomas, K136 - Neff, Joseph, L214 - Ortiz, Christian, L221 - Shaw, William, N403 - Pacheco, Miriam, O511 Salgado, Nilda, P009 - Henderson, Michael, P014 - Roman, Jeffrey, P044 - Guillermo Torres,Eleazar, P046 - Laurent, Matheus 1801 W Oakridge Rd Orlando, FL 32809 AT- 11:30AM - B004 - Amill, Denise, B021 - Willaims-Merchant, LaShawncia, B028 - Loyd, Pauline, B041 - Oliver, Barbara, C015 Rodriguez, Rene, C024 - LeeWilliams, Precious, C037 - Divra, Anly, D006 - Thompkins, Shawn, D007 - Santos, Walter, D018 Lightbourne Marrero, Shantell, D025 - Jean-Louis, Wilda, D028 - Bell, Warnika, D049 - Jacques, Scardy, D069 - Numa, Christopher, E012 - Phillips, Millie, E023 - Pierre, Marida, G013 - Joseph, Marc, G014 - Montoya, Johan, G037 - Roques, Gaudy, G043 - De Melo Faria, Sandro, H013 - Ryan, John, H019 - Jones, Sharon, H025 - Washington, Raniskia, H042 Cameron, Levene, J032 - Brown, Tanzy, J035 - Adam, Danny, J038 Anthony, Brandon, J040 - Radiano, Kimberly, J042 - Toro, William, J080 - Powell, Teofila, J082 - Matos, Diana, J088 - FOSTER, KATHY, J099 - Gomez, Monica, J116 - kanarick, yvette, J118 - Danza, Michelle, J124 - Best, Ernest, J141 - Davy, Kenton, J158 - Weidman, Tammi, J160 - Rivera, Sonia, J171 - Lewis, Kimberly, K011 - Peters, Gregory, K021 - Spurling, Domonique, K053 - Wilson, Victor, K057 - Hodgson, Jayson, K087 - Catala, Monica, K108 - rodriguez, oscar, K109 - Danza, Michelle, P005 - Noel, Jean, P006 - Fils Aime, Kepler 1313 45th Street, Orlando, FL 32839-AT 12:30PM: A105 - Fairley, Arantes, A121 - Laury, Sainnelhomme, A122 - Williams, Gregory, A130 - Shortal, Michael, A137 - Do Vale, Christopher, A191 - Smith, Mauri, B237 - Young, Tashiekka, B238 Dabney, Karen, B281 - Mcknight, James, C315 - Gardner, Simon, C316 - Colin, Jean, C327 - Gray, Michelle, C331 - Clark, Marcus, C332 - Daise, Marvin, C333 - Jordan, Jennay, C338 - Ruemmeley, Elizabeth, D403 - Neely, Donna, D409 - Woodson, Lesine, D411 Bellevue, Makentia, D415 - Valcin, Andre, D418 - Vargas, Sonia, D421 - Hair, Jennifer, D432 - Uribe, Viviana, D440 - Cabrera, Osmany, E511 - Holt, Ebony, E526 - Wade, Rina, E547 - Page, LaTasha, E554 - Gifford, Glenn, E568 - Tillman, Tory, F624 - Lubin, Manoucheka, F628 - Micah, Thalia, F630 - Simon, Karen Ingrid, F640 - Brown, Randy, G708 - Curry, Roger, G710 - Fraser, Christopher, H828 - Alexander, Deborah, J900 - Warren, Eddie, J901 - Honore, Nicole, J907 - Mercier, Martine.

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In order to satisfy a contractual landlord’s lien, under the provisions of the Florida Self­Service Storage Space Act, public notice is hereby given that the following described property will be sold at public sale to the highest bidder for cash only. The sale will be held at the times and locations listed below: A-AAAKey Mini Storage 1001 S. Semoran Blvd. Orlando, FL 32807 April 28th, 2017@ 9:30am Donald S. Eckenrod-Boxes, Couch, Table and Totes, Jose QuesadaLockBox, Tool Box, Ceiling Light and Neon Sign, Neyssa Ortiz-Bed, Dresser, Misc. Totes and Boxes, Leidy Galvan-Washer, Bike, Car Seat and Mattress, Rachel NunleyKids Furniture, Toys, Garden Equipment, Misc. Boxes and Bags, Dayvelisse Hernaiz-Tires, Scooters, Kids Bikes, Kids Pushcars, and Box of Locks, Jarius Yancy-Dresser, Crib, Basketball and Lamp, Floyd Stewart-Large Flat Screen TV, Exercise Equipment, Bike, Boxes and Bags, Miguel BenavidesDresser, Bike, Tabletop, Clothes, Hector L. Camano-Mercedes Benz 2006 R500AMG White vin#4JCB75E86A008608, Misc Tools, Sheila Santiago-Bike, Totes, Car Seat and Toys, Ernesto A. Miranda-TV, Dresser, VCR Tapes, Mattress and Chair, Jose L. MotinoWasher and Dryer Set, Refrigerator and Boxes.

A-AAAKey Mini Storage 5285 S. Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32839-2307 April 28th 2017 @11:00AM Kyetheus MonteiroWeight Bench, Coat Rack, TV, Misc. Suitcases and Boxes, 2 Book Shelves, Paulema Augustin-5 Computer Monitors, 2 TV’s, Headboard, Mattress, Misc. Boxes, Israel Gonzalez-2 Dressers, End table, Lamps, Fishing Poles, Shelving, File Cabinet, Misc. Boxes, Suitcases, Tubs, Toolbox.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Josh Patton, of 1065 Gregory Drive, Maitland, Florida 32751, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: The Dark Liquid, LLC It is the intent of the undersigned to register “The Dark Liquid, LLC” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations.

Dated: 4/3/17

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, DR LANCASTER & ASSOCIATES, P.A., of 1349 S International Pkwy, Suite 1441, Lake Mary FL 32746 County of Seminole, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Heathrow Family Dental It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Heathrow Family Dental” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations.

Dated: 4/3/2017

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA PROBATE DIVISION IN RE: ESTATE OF RICHARD V. DIMARCO, Deceased.

File No.2017-CP- 000732-FA- B NOTICE TO CREDITORS The administration of the estate of Richard V. DiMarco, deceased, whose date of death was March 6, 2017, is pending in the Circuit Court for Seminole County, Florida, Probate Division, the address of which is 301 N. Park Avenue, Sanford, FL 32771. The names and addresses of the personal representative and the personal representative’s attorney are set forth below. All creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate on whom a copy of this notice is required to be served must file their claims with this court ON OR BEFORE THE LATER OF 3 MONTHS AFTER THE TIME OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE OR 30 DAYS AFTER THE DATE OF SERVICE OF A COPY OF THIS NOTICE ON THEM. All other creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate must file their claims with this court WITHIN 3 MONTHS AFTER THE DATE OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE. ALL CLAIMS NOT FILED WITHIN THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH IN FLORIDA STATUTES SECTION 733.702 WILL BE FOREVER BARRED. NOTWITHSTANDING THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH ABOVE, ANY CLAIM FILED TWO (2) YEARS OR MORE AFTER THE DECEDENT’S DATE OF DEATH IS BARRED. The date of first publication of this notice is 4/12/17.

Attorney for Personal Representative: /s/ Alexander J. Ombres, Attorney, Florida Bar Number: 278521 MATEER & HARBERT, TWO LANDMARK CTR , 225 E ROBINSON ST STE 600 , ORLANDO, FL 32801, Telephone: (407) 425-9044, Fax: (407) 4232016, E-Mail: AOmbres@mateerharbert.com, Secondary: LDana@ mateerharbert.com. Personal Representative: /s/ Mitchell S. DiMarco, 248 Pinestraw Circle, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714. /S/ Richard T. DiMarco, 626 Wood Hollow Court, Apopka, FL 32712.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Laye McCoy and Andrea Williams, of 12068 Socrates Drive, Orlando Florida, 32826 pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Detachment Music It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Detachment Music” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations.

Dated: 4/6/17

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE EIGHTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA PENNYMAC LOAN SERVICES, LLC, Plaintiff, v. MICHAEL D. PITTS; ANGELA N. JORDAN; UNKNOWN PARTY IN POSSESSION 1; UNKNOWN PARTY IN POSSESSION 2; WILDWOOD HOMES, INC.; CASTLE CREDIT CORPORATION, et al., Defendants.

CASE NO.: 2016-CA- 001383 NOTICE OF FORECLOSURE SALE NOTICE is hereby given that, Maryanne Morse, Clerk of the Circuit Court of Seminole County, Florida, will on the 2nd day of May, 2017, at 11:00 A.M. EST, Seminole County Courthouse located at 301 N. Park Avenue, Room S201, Sanford, Florida 32771-1292, in accordance with Chapter 45, F.S., offer for sale and sell at public outcry to the highest and best bidder for cash, the following described property situated in Seminole County, Florida, to wit: Lot 10, Wildwood, a Planned Unit Development, according to the map or plat thereof, as recorded in Plat Book 19, Pages 7 through 10, of the Public Records of Seminole County, Florida.

Property Address: 707 Sunbury Drive, Winter Springs, FL 32708 pursuant to the Consent Final Judgment of Foreclosure entered in a case pending in said Court, the style and case number of which is set forth above. Any person claiming an interest in the surplus from the sale, if any, other than the property owner as of the date of the Lis Pendens must file a claim within 60 days after the sale. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. If you require assistance please contact: ADA Coordinator, Diana Stewart, at Seminole County Courthouse, 301 N. Park Avenue, Suite N301, Sanford, Florida, 32771, telephone number (407) 665-4227.

NOTE: You must contact coordinator at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving this notification if the time before the scheduled appearance is less than 7 days; if you are hearing or voice impaired in Seminole County, call 711. SUBMITTED on this 29TH day of March 2017. SIROTE & PERMUTT, P.C. /s/ Anthony R. Smith, Esq., FL Bar #157147, Kathryn I. Kasper, Esq., FL Bar #621188 Attorneys for Plaintiff.

OF COUNSEL: Sirote & Permutt, P.C., 1115 East Gonzalez Street, Pensacola, FL 32503, Toll Free: (800) 826-1699, Facsimile: (850) 462-1599.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Kevin Lee Stillwagon, of 1603 Lakeshore Blvd, Saint Cloud FL 34769 County of Osceola, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: VistaTrades It is the intent of the undersigned to register “VistaTrades” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations.

Dated: 4/6/17

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO.: 2016-CA-6862 ASHINGTON PARK HOMEOWNERS’ ASSOCIATION, INC., Plaintiff, vs.

VALERIE R. PEEBLES, UNKNOWN SPOUSE OF VALERIE R. PEEBLES, and UNKNOWN PARTIES IN POSSESSION, Defendants.

NOTICE OF ACTION TO: VALERIE R. PEEBLES, 14510 Greydale Circle, Orlando, Florida 32826, Current residence unknown, if living, and ALL OTHER UNKNOWN PARTIES, including if a named Defendant is deceased, the personal representatives, the surviving spouse, heirs, devisees, grantees, creditors, and all other parties claiming, by, through, under or against that Defendant, and all claimants persons or parties, natural or corporate, whose exact legal status is unknown, claiming under any of the above named or described Defendants. YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that an action to foreclose a lien on the following property located in Orange County, Florida: LOT 35, STONEMEADE, PHASE 1, ACCORDING TO THE PLAT THEREOF AS RECORDED IN PLAT BOOK 33, PAGE 113, OF THE PUBLIC RECORDS OF ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. Street address of: 14510 Greydale Circle, Orlando, Florida 32826, has been filed against you and you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to Peter Hagood, Esquire, Hagood & Garvey, LLC., Plaintiff’s attorney, at 451 Maitland Avenue, Altamonte Springs, Florida 32701, within 30 days of the first date of publication of this notice, and file the original with clerk of this court (425 North Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801) either before, May 12, 2017 on Plaintiff’s attorney or immediately thereafter; otherwise a default will be entered against you for the relief demanded in the complaint or petition Tiffany Moore Russell, Orange County Clerk of Court. BY: /s/ Lisa R Trelstad, Deputy Clerk. Civil Division, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Room 310, Orlando, Florida 32801.

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale.

1984 CHEVROLET VIN# 1G1AY0787E5128859 2007 MAZDA VIN# JM3ER293170124378 2006 DODGE VIN# 1B3EL46X26N198330 2006 NISSAN VIN# 1N4AL11D76C157587 2003 CHEVROLET VIN# 1GNDT13S432247338 To be sold at auction at 8:00AM on APRIL 30TH, 2017, at 2500 N. Forsyth rd, Orlando Fl 32807.

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Legal, Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE EIGHTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA QUEEN’S PARK OVAL ASSET HOLDING TRUST, Plaintiff, v. GREGORY A. MAYS A/K/A GREGORY MAYS; RAINEY MAYS, et al., Defendants.

CASE NO.: 2012CA004372 NOTICE OF FORECLOSURE SALE NOTICE is hereby given that, Maryanne Morse, Clerk of the Circuit Court of Seminole County, Florida, will on the 2nd day of May, 2017, at 11:00 A.M. EST, Seminole County Courthouse located at 301 N. Park Avenue, Room S201, Sanford, Florida 32771-1292, in accordance with Chapter 45, F.S., offer for sale and sell at public outcry to the highest and best bidder for cash, the following described property situated in Seminole County, Florida, to wit: Lot 1, Block B of SWEETWATER OAKS SECTION-7, according to the Plat thereof as recorded in Plat Book 19, Page(s) 28-29, of the Public Records of SEMINOLE County, Florida. Property Address: 205 Smokerise Boulevard, Longwood, Florida 32779 pursuant to the Consent Final Judgment of Foreclosure entered in a case pending in said Court, the style and case number of which is set forth above. Any person claiming an interest in the surplus from the sale, if any, other than the property owner as of the date of the Lis Pendens must file a claim within 60 days after the sale. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. If you require assistance please contact: ADA Coordinator, Diana Stewart, at Seminole County Courthouse, 301 N. Park Avenue, Suite N301, Sanford, Florida, 32771, telephone number (407) 665-4227.

NOTE: You must contact coordinator at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving this notification if the time before the scheduled appearance is less than 7 days; if you are hearing or voice impaired in Seminole County, call 711. SUBMITTED on this 29TH day of March 2017. SIROTE & PERMUTT, P.C. /s/ Anthony R. Smith, Esq., FL Bar #157147, Kathryn I. Kasper, Esq., FL Bar #621188 Attorneys for Plaintiff.

OF COUNSEL: Sirote & Permutt, P.C., 1115 East Gonzalez Street, Pensacola, FL 32503, Toll Free: (800) 826-1699, Facsimile: (850) 462-1599.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA IN THE MATTER OF THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS FOR THE PROPOSED ADOPTION OF A MINOR CHILD. L.M., DOB: 03/05/2014 Case No.: 2016-DR-017027-O NOTICE OF ACTION FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO: ERIC WILLIAM MCINTYRE of Orlando, FL; Caucasian male, DOB: 06/16/1977, Blonde hair, blue eyes, 5’8” approximately 155lbs., father of the minor child born on 03/05/2013. YOU ARE NOTIFIED that an action has been filed against you and you are required to serve a copy of your written defense if any to it on ASHLEY FILIMON, P.A. whose address is 37 N. Orange Ave. Ste. 202 Orlando, FL 32801, and file the original with the Clerk of Court at 425 N. Orange Ave. Orlando, FL 32801 before service on Petitioner or immediately thereafter. If you fail to do so, a default may be entered against you and the Court may enter an Order granting the Termination of Parental Rights for adoption of the minor child. Copies of all court documents in this case, including orders, are available at the Clerk of Court’s office. You may review these documents upon request.

You must keep the Court informed of your current address. You must file a response with the Clerk by 5/18/2017. Dated 4/3/17. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT, BY: /s/ Alva Coleman, DEPUTY CLERK. CERTIFICATE OF SERVICE: I HEREBY CERTIFY that this has been filed in the Florida E-Portal this 3rd day of April, 2017. /s/ Ashley Filimon, Esq., Ashley Filimon, P.A.,afilimon@legalperson.com, 37 N. Orange Ave. Suite 202 Orlando, Florida 32801, 407-801-5022- Telephone, Florida Bar No. 0095954, Attorney for Petitioner.

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 2006 Saturn VIN# 5GZCZ63476S826666 1996 Toyota VIN# 1NXBA02E6TZ448752 2011 Donf VIN# LXDTCKP00B2044304 2003 Acura VIN# 19UUA56623A051622 2005 Toyota VIN# 4T1BE32K85U559172 1996 Cadillac VIN# 1G6KS52Y6TU835300 2011 Mitsubishi VIN# 4A31K5DF1BE006841 2014 Taoi VIN# L9NTEACT2E1002653 2006 Toyota VIN# 2T1KR32E96C616500 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on April 26, 2017, 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA IN RE:THE ADOPTION OF: N.A., DOB: 09/02/2009 Minor Adoptee.

CASE NO.: 2016-DR-017657-O NOTICE OF ACTION FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO: MATHEW BRANOM of Orlando, FL; Caucasian male, DOB: 03/17/1984, Brown hair, blue eyes, 5’8” approximately 135lbs., father of the minor child born on 09/02/2009, YOU ARE NOTIFIED that an action has been filed against you and you are required to serve a copy of your written defense if any to it on ASHLEY FILIMON, P.A. whose address is 37 N. Orange Ave. Ste. 202 Orlando, FL 32801, and file the original with the Clerk of Court at 425 N. Orange Ave. Orlando, FL 32801 before service on Petitioner or immediately thereafter. If you fail to do so, a default may be entered against you and the Court may enter an Order granting the Termination of Parental Rights for adoption of the minor child. Copies of all court documents in this case, including orders, are available at the Clerk of Court’s office. You may review these documents upon request. You must keep the Court informed of your current address.

You must file a response with the Clerk by May, 4, 2017. Dated 3/24/17. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT, BY: /s/ Yadira Aguilar, DEPUTY CLERK. CERTIFICATE OF SERVICE: I HEREBY CERTIFY that this has been filed in the Florida E-Portal this 14TH day of March, 2017. /s/ Ashley Filimon, Esq., Ashley Filimon, P.A.,afilimon@legalperson.com, 37 N. Orange Ave. Suite 202Orlando, Florida 32801, 407-801-5022- Telephone, Florida Bar No. 0095954, Attorney for Petitioner.

Notice of Auction 2003 Boat Trailer with VIN# 4J2CDTU2431075704 will be auctioned on 4/17/2017 at 9:00 am. Rodney Venoy Jolley, Robin Suzanne Sharp & Allen Remington Record. 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd., Orlando, FL. 32835 2003 Yamaha Jetski Boat with Vin# YAMCN181D303will be auctioned on 4/17/2017 at 9:00 am. Allen Remington Record. 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd., Orlando, FL. 32835 2003 Yamaha Jetski Boat with Vin# YAMCK330L203 will be auctioned on 4/17/2017 at 9:00 am. Allen Remington Record. 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd., Orlando, FL. 32835 2003 Boat Trailer with VIN# 1MDYBS113A238635 will be auctioned on 4/17/2017 at 9:00 am. Allen Remington Record. 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd., Orlando, FL. 32835 1988 Bayliner Boat with VIN# BL4A96CCI788 will be auctioned on 4/17/2017 at 9:00 am. Michael Devonne Phillip. 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd., Orlando, FL. 32835 2000 Boat Trailer with VIN# NOVIN0200133474 will be auctioned on 4/17/2017 at 9:00 am. Michael Devonne Phillip. 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd., Orlando, FL. 32835.

05230 - SIRI VALDEZ, LUIS, 05243 IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND - HOUSTON, PATRICIA, 05307 FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA VALLADARES, RICARDO, 05337 JUVENILE DIVISION: 03 CRUZ, MELBA, 21621 - RAMIREZ, CASE NO: DP15-296 GIOVANNI IN THE INTEREST OF:S-M.Z DOB: 1800 TEN POINT LN – OR01/30/2015, A MINOR CHILD LANDO, FL 32837 – AT 9:40 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF MANIFEST BEST INTEREST AND AM: 0121 - TORRES, CARLOS, ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMI- 0156 - MIRANDA, DANIEL, 0159 NATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS - MATHIS, JENNIFER, 0160 STATE OF FLORIDA MOLINA SUAREZ, CARMEN, TO: Ronkel Best, Address Unknown 0181 - TURCHINOVA, TATIANA, A Petition for Termination of Parental 0235 - ANDERSON, DUWAYNE, Rights under oath has been filed 0255 - MORALES, WILFREDO, in this court regarding the above0260 - AGUIRRE, DAISY, 0300 referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge - ARRIBAS, MARISOL, 0304 Timothy Shea on Wednesday, May EKTHUVAPRANEE, KARLA, 10, 2017 at 9:30 a.m. at the Juvenile 0306 - KLEIN, MICHAEL, 1009 Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan - MORALES, NANCY, 1021 Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for REICHLEY, JAMES, 1045 - MONa TERMINATION OF PARENTAL TES, DALYS, 1067 - SAYAGO, RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. MANUEL, 2017 - PHILIPS, CARL, You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO 2030 - OLIVENCIA, DAISY, PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS AD- 2040 - GONZALEZ, MONICA, VISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES 2049 - PARRA, ALBERTO, 3010 CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION - SANCHEZ, ANNALISA, 3014 OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS - MENDOZA, LEYDA, 3033 - BERCHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR NABE, MARILYN, 5018 - ACIEGO, ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIHECTOR, 5030 - RESTREPO, TAFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE TIANA, 5032 - VELAZQUEZ MOCHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION RALES, JOSHUA, 7004 - BOOR ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. YOU SANS, KELLY, 7011 - MARTINEZ, MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF REYNALDO, 7018 - ALVERSON, COURT IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR. WITNESS my hand and seal of this MATTHEW, 7020 - HODGES, KENYA, 7025 - RATLIFF, NAIYA, 7065 Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 13th day of March, 2017. - ATTIA, YARON, 7083 - FRANCIS, This summon has been issued at the OWEN, 7142 - RODRIGUEZ, request of:Brittany Nesmith, Esquire, JOSE, 7153 - DUCHAC, NEIL, Florida Bar No.: 109542, Senior At7156 - MARCANO, NORMA, 7027 torney for Florida Department of Chil- – MARK WEDERBRAND dren and Family. Brittany.nesmith@ 2783 N. JOHN YOUNG PKWY – myflfamilies.com; CLERK OF THE KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – AT 9:50 CIRCUIT COURT BY:/S/ DEPUTY AM: 1071 – DAVID NEGRON, 472 CLERK (court seal).

– SHHEZWAE O’CONNOR, 603 – MICHAEL OSBORNE, 970 – NICOLE PHEM, 1001 - GOMES, MICHAEL, 1002 - ESTREMERA, MANOTICE OF SALE RIA, 1008 - GARCIA, CARMEN, PS ORANGECO, INC. 1020 - CAMPOS, ALBERTO, 1053 PERSONAL PROPERTY CON- SKENES, CARL, 1063 - GUESSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, SOUS, SAMIR, 1064 - TORRES, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF RAYMOND, 1081 - DEMETEIRO, HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER SONJA, 11060 - WIGGERTON, PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE ROBERT, 11093 - PINAMONTI, HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE STEPHANIE, 1110 - ANDERSON, WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR GEORGE, 11117 - GONZALEZ, OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT ANA, 1113 - TOLEDO, ALEXIS, PUBLIC SALES ON APRIL 28, 11212 - GREGORY, PATRICIA, 2017 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES 11302 - SEPULVEDA, ANGEL, INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY 11308 - KEEFER, MYRA, 11417 OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & - NICKERSON, CHRISTOPHER, FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE 1159 - GILBERT, WANDA, 12104 WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF - SANDERS, JULIAN, 12109 STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS - ORTIZ, ALEXANDRA, 12123 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS - ACEVEDO CARRASQUILLO, OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILVICTOR, 1213 - BLACK, PATSY, ABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE 12406 - WILSON, BRIAN, 12414 - MELTON HEINE, SHAUNDA, FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED 12614 - FILHO, JOAQUIM, IS REQUIRED 201 - BROWN, MICHAEL, 281 1051 BUENAVENTURA BLVD SHEAD, JALISA, 303 - COLLAZO, – KISSIMMEE, FL 34743 – AT MICHAEL, 343 - DUQUE, JULIAN, 9:30AM: 01110 - ABU, JOSSIE, 422 - JOHNSON, KEVIN, 502 01201 - RUBIO, JAIME, 02103 RAMIREZ, EDGAR, 611 - SMITH, MELENDEZ, SIOMARA, 02120 GARY, 915 - SEONATH, RAVIN- RIVERA, JORGE, 02141 - JUSDRANAUTH, 963 - SANTIAGO, TINIANO, KENYEE, 02144 - MARCARLOS TIN, CARNELL, 02149 - STEES, 1701 DYER BLVD, KISSIMMEE, JENNY, 02210 - VELASQUEZ, YVETTE, 02413 - ILLERA, VIVIAN, FL 34741 – AT 10:00 AM: 0089 – VALERIE THOMAS, 2110 – LUIS 02415 - RUBIO, HECTOR, 02620 PAULINO, 6158 – CAROL WALK- JEAN LOUIS, ANDRE, 03108 ER, 6188 – MAGALI RIVERA, - DAVILA, ANGEL, 04119 - CINI0021 - FISCHER, VICKI, 0041 TRON, MILTON, 04133 - GONZA- SALDANHA, ROBERTA, 0065 LEZ, JEANNE, 04137 - RIVERA, - GUERRA, DAVID, 0072 - ANLIZBETH, 05142 - CONCEPCION ROMAN, DAISY, 05143 - PARRAN, DERSON, JOHN, 0085 - TACZLI, PHILIP, 0095 - CULLEY, JAZZMIN, SHOLA, 05160 - RENTAS, BRAN0145 - PATE, PAUL, 0159 - OLIVO, DON, 05169 - ORTIZ, FRANCES,

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Legal, Public Notices NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON APRIL 26, 2017 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 1080 E ALTAMONTE DR, ALTAMONTE SPRINGS FL AT 9:30 AM: B002 - Widmann, Christopher, B005 - Bowen, Douglass, B008 Green, Arria, B016 - Jones, Alicia, B021 - Quiles, Ilene, B032 - Fernandez, Melva, B045 - Chrisman, Phillip, B079 - Caruso, Anthony, B083 - uddin, Jarrod, B099 Bennefield, Anita, B110 - Nieves, Jose, B113 - Totaro, Timothy, B139 - Garcia, Emily, B150 - Landis, Storey, B152 - Quinn, Kayla, B154 - Carver, Alice, B162 - Wolfe, Joseph, B198 - Vaughn, James, C015 - Bryson, Alisha, C016 - Francis, Catherine, C054 - walters, jarvis, C059 - Digital Risk LLC, C091 - Davis, Cassandra, D002 - Stephens, Jerrish, D017 - Groffel, Chris, D031 - Totaro, Timothy, D060 - Reed, Lisa, D066 - Tulloch, James, D071 - Benjamin, Danny, D083 - Baber Jr, Amos, D086 - Scott, John, E008 - Edwards, Louie 310 W CENTRAL PARKWAY, ALTAMONTE SPRINGS, FL, 32714 AT 9:45 AM: 0026 - James, Indi, 0058 - Maddux, Matthew, 0250 Thomas-Brown, Alexandre, 0318 - Fleming, Helen, 0474 - Waltz, Chuck, 0491 - Rivera, Jo, 2028 LaBoy, Richard, 2048 - Reynolds, Lisa, 3037 - Henson, Brittany, 3040 - gordon, james, 3044 - Kinloch, Tawan, 3045 - Duchscher, Celena, 3055 - Needham, Roger, 3081 Hernandez, Charlie, 4017 - Burton, Christy Lee, 4023 - Lorenzo, Eliezer, 4043 - Caputo, Erin, 4059 Lovelace, Randal, 4060 - Sprague, James, 6007 - Burns, Victor 2800 W STATE ROAD 434 , LONGWOOD , FL, 32779 AT 10:00 AM: 0005 - Graziano, Lisa, 0285 - Kerr, Leah, 0354 - Brown, Zachary, 0423 - MELENDEZ, PEDRO, 0652 - Azzara, Susan, 0663 Rodriguez, David, 0671 - NEWCOMB, KAREN, 0674 - BROOM SR., DUANE, 0692 - Forbus, James, 0702 - Dennis, Billy, 0750 - Smiley, Marshell, 0764 - Thomas, Cassandra, 0816 - Scott, Kevin, 0823 - Garfinkel, Scott, 0841 - Gonzalez, Jenny, 0902 - EDWARDS, ROBERT, 0942 - Tabury, Nana 521 S STATE ROAD 434, ALTAMONTE SPRINGS, FL, 32714 AT 10:15 AM: 1012 - Eason,

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NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: April 26th, 2017 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 9:30a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 13125 S. John Young Pkwy. Orlando, Fl. 32837 (407) 240-0958 #408-Ralph Martinez- Boxes, Personal items, #1072-Brian Lynch- Furniture, #1021-Agnes Feliciano- Household Items, #1080-Jaime IslasTools, Furniture, #631-Jessica Preu- Home Items, #431-Allyson R Edwards- Home Items, #719Juliana Santos- Household Items, #1074-Vashon Moore- Household Items, Furniture, Electronics, #405-Barbara Daniels- Household Items, #314R-Antonio ZanollaHome Items, #198-Charmaine Louise Koukoullis- Home Items.

11:00a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5753 Hoffner Avenue Orlando, FL 32822 (407) 212-5890 #5020-Andres Garcia- Household goods, #1011-Cecilia Ferreira- Household goods, #1471-Ashley TaberHousehold goods, #1266-Matt Normand- Household goods, #3017-Rici Ramos- Household goods. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

NOTICE OF SALE Pursuant to F.S. 713.585 At 9:00AM on May, 1, 2017 Billis Auto Center 1710 N. Forsyth Rd. ORL, FL 32807, (407) 657-1808. Will sell the following vehicle(s) to Satisfy claim of lien. Seller reserves the right to bid and refuse any or all bids. Sold As-Is, No warranty. Seller guarantees no title. Terms cash.

Satisfying the lien prior to sale may redeem said vehicle(s). You have a right to a hearing at any time prior to sale by filing a demand for hearing in the circuit court. Owner has the right to recover possession by posting bond per. F.S. 559.917. Any proceeds in excess of lien will be deposited with clerk of courts.

2008 HONDA VIN# 5FNRL38988B054534 Lien Amt: $6,720.68

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83-806 AND 83-807; CONTENTS MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN, HOUSEHOLD ITEMS, BEDDING, TOYS, GAMES, PACKED CARTON, FURNITURE, TOOLS, TRUCKS, CARS ETC. THERE’S NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT THE LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. Lien sale to be held online ending Wednesday April 26th 2017 at the times indicted below. Viewing and bidding will only be available online at www. storagetreasures.com, beginning at least 5 days prior to the scheduled sale date and time.”

PERSONAL MINI STORAGE ST. CLOUD ,FL-350 COMMERCE CENTER DRIVE 34769-AT 10:00 AM:1289 Brandon Hollis 1117 Christopher Herr PERSONAL MINI STORAGE BROADVIEW- 2581 BROADVIEW DRIVE KISSIMMEE, FL 34744AT 10:30AM: 176 Kevin Flint 210 Carl Joseph Odom 226 Michael Anderson Goins 313 John Eugene Lopez PERSONAL MINI STORAGE KISSIMMEE - 1404 E. VINE ST. KISSIMMEE FL. 34744- AT 11:00AM: 201 Nancy Torres PERSONAL MINI STORAGE DYER- 932 DYER BOULEVARD KISSIMMEE, FL 34741- AT 11:30AM: 4 Norma Andino, 119 Marvin C Strowder, 209 Rocco F. Surico Jr, 210 Rocco F. Surico JR., 237 Demetries Jr. Delancy, 301 Jennifer D Rivera Diaz, 419 Scott Bailey, 430 Vickie Y Wynn, 522 Gerardo Pinero, 1124 Douglas Shirey, 1141 Deandra Winston, 1212 Luisa Leal PERSONAL MINI STORAGE VINE- 608 W. VINE STREET KISSIMMEE, FL 34741- AT 12:00PM: Comeratta , Roland D049 Cooper , Shirley Ann C847 Ruiz , Leandro Jr C836 Cooper , Shirley Ann J673 Inc ,Rediscover Yourself Inc K717 Bonilla, Nina D036 Rivera, David B828 Walker , Annice F266 Mullens , Dianna Todd Copeland & Assoc G292 Gozales , Michelle I602 Burgos , Magaly D131 Schwing , Micheal I609 Seonath , Ravindranauth C895 Karuna, Jeniffer G317 Torres, Alex B794 Cruz Rodriguez, Susan I563 Rivera, Isreal I538 Rivera, Janet H452 Figueroa , Francheska C871 Canetti , Glenn E914 Valentin Diaz, Reynaldo B809 Energy Distribution LLC. Global Resource & B789 Mottley , Jessica G341 Crisoin , Dinorah I564 PERSONAL MINI STORAGE BVL- 2852 MICHIGAN AVE KISSIMMEE, FL 34744- AT 12:30PM: Lawton Cecilia #333 Rodriguez Julio #346 Torres Jasmine #833.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction at the storage facilities listed below, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: April 27th, 2017 at the times and locations listed below.

The personal goods stored therein by the following: 9:30a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1101 Marshall Farms Rd. Ocoee, Fl. 34761 (407) 877-0191 #D246-John Kizis-household items #B138-Sonia Miller-household items #P620Michele Crouse-N/A, 18’ Vessel, Hin# SERR5417H001, Owner: Raymond F. Crouse, Lien Holder: Mariner Finance, LLC #P620Michele Crouse-N/A, Light Trailer, VIN# 1MDED8R171A150884, Owner: Raymond F. Crouse #A019- Jacob Badenna- household items #P615- Roberto Santana- 2015, SWTM, Trailer, VIN# 1S907X12XFM982097, Owner: Jose Angel Hernandez Petit #B083Jason Jakubowski- Furniture.

11:00a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5603 Metrowest Blvd. Orlando, FL 32811 (407) 445-0867 #02012 Hailee Kilpatrick hsehold goods; #08037 Wendy Martin hsehold goods; #01017 Levi Correa old military eqpt, clothes; #06081 Ronda Arline tables/chairs; #02069 Major 2 nd Mack hsehold/personal items; #02170 Jeannie Nelson hsehold goods ,furninshings,/books; #06049 Donald Rajkumar bins; #06102 Michelle Smith-Lopez hsehold items; #02132 Jorge Rodriguez personal items etc; #06071 Caniel Lermar hsehold goods; #05153 Dee London hsehold goods; #05036 Joseph Williams beds, furniture/boxes.

12:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5592 L. B. McLeod Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-2709 3:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1420 N Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32804 (407) 650-9033 #577 Kelly Greene – Furniture and Files; #815 Xavier Hill – Furniture, Boxes, Household goods; #430 Anna Emilien – Boxes, Bags, Furniture, Household goods 4:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1001 Lee Rd. Orlando, FL 32810 (407) 539-0527 #2065 Charles Goodman- chair, couch, dresser, mattress, printer, TV, bags, boxes, lamps. #3058 Taisha Nelson- chair, couch, dresser, table, boxes, totes, lamps, microwave, mirror. #1057 Marcus Bell- dresser, mattress, printer, boxes, photographs, totes, toys, lamps, stroller, microwave, play pen. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT, NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO. 2017 CA 001883-O ERICK IRIZARRY PAOLI; Plaintiff, vs. ISABEL IRIZARRY CARABALLO, Deceased, if alive, and if dead her unknown spouse, heirs, devisees, grantees, judgment creditors, and all other parties claiming by, through, under or against her or parties or claiming to have any right, title, or interest in the property described in this complaint, Defendants. NOTICE OF ACTION TO DEFENDANTS: ISABEL IRIZARRY CARABALLO, Deceased. Last Known Address: Costa Norte, H115 Calle Palma, Hatillo, Puerto Rico 00659 If alive, and if dead her unknown spouse, heirs, devisees, grantees, judgment creditors, and all other parties claiming by, through, under or against her or parties or claiming to have any right, title, or interest in the property described in this complaint, Current Addresses: Unknown YOU ARE NOTIFIED that an action to quiet title on the following property in Orange County, Florida: Unit 22, Building 8, WALDEN PALMS CONDOMINIUM, a Condominium according to the Declaration of Condominium thereof, recorded in Official Records Book 8444, Page 2553, of the Public Records of Orange County, Florida and any amendments thereto, together with its undivided share in the common elements. has been filed against you and you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to it on Plaintiffs’ attorney, Jennifer R. Bondy, Esquire, OVERSTREET, MILES, CUMBIE & FINKENBINDER, P.A., whose address is 100 Church Street, Kissimmee, FL 34741 on or before 30 days from the first date of publication, and file the original with the Clerk of this Court either before service on Plaintiff’s attorney or immediately thereafter; otherwise a default will be entered against you for the relief demanded in the Complaint. DATED this 29th day of March, 2017. TIFFANY MOORE RUSSELL, Clerk of the Circuit Court Orange County, Florida, By: /s/ Lisa R Trelstad, Deputy Clerk, 2017.03.23 12:18:25-04’00’, Deputy Clerk, Civil Division, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Room 310, Orlando, Florida 32801, cc: Jennifer R. Bondy, Esquire, Overstreet, Miles, Cumbie & Finkenbinder, P.A., 100 Church Street, Kissimmee, Florida 34741, (407) 847-5151, Email: jbondy@omcflaw.com.

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 2001 CHEVROLET 1GCCS19521K116110 1993 FORD 1FTHE24Y3PHA13126 1998 MERCEDES 4JGAB54E1WA028129 To be sold at auction at 10:00 a.m. on April 28, 2017, 4412 ALLEN ST KISSIMMEE, FL 34746 New Generation Towing

The following items are lost or abandoned property found in Orange County.

Item, Mfr., Location Found Camera (HP), Oak Ridge/Texas Ave Camera (Sony), E. Buena Vista Dr Camera (Sony), Oak Ridge/Texas Ave Cell Phone (LG), Holden Ave Cell Phone (Samsung), Oak Ridge/Texas Ave Cell Phone (Samsung), Lee Rd/ Edgewater Dr GPS (Garmin), Chapel Trace Dr Grilling Machine, Lake Underhill Rd I Pad, Caserta St I Pad (Silver), Laurel Springs Dr I Phone (white), Aventura Blvd I Phone, Heidi Ct. I Phone (Silver), Hoffner Ave I Phone (Silver), Belgrove PL I Phone (White), Judd Way I Phone 5 (White), Oakridge/International Dr I Phone 5 (White) , Oakridge/ International Dr I Phone, Taverdale Dr Jewelry, Continental Blvd Jewelry, Orange Ave Jewelry, Rollins Ave Laptop (Acer), Bordwine Dr Laptop (Acer), Holden Ave Laptop (Apple), Main Street/ Windermere Laptop (Dell), Bordwine Dr Laptop (HP), W Oak Ridge Dr Miscellaneous Power Tools, Corona Dr Tablet, Deerfield Blvd Television (Dell), N John Young Parkway Television (Sony), Edgewood Ranch Rd Tool Box, Cornelia Ave Tool Box, E Colonial Dr US Currency, E Colonial Dr US Currency, N Orange Ave US Currency, S Kirkman Rd US Currency, Presidents Dr Property not claimed will be disposed of per Florida State Statutes Chapter 705. For more information call 407 317-7570 M-F 8am to 5pm

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction at the storage facilities listed below, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: April 26th, 2017 at the times and locations listed below.

The personal goods stored therein by the following: 12:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 11971 Lake Underhill Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32825 (407) 380-0046 #811 Veronica David – household goods and furniture. #2024 Nijessia Cerqueira – household items. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction.

Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: April 27th, 2017 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 1:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 3501 S. Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL. 32839 (407)839-5518#3088 – Rita wooden-Furniture, boxes , #4075- Tarhonda thornabar - high boy Chester, night stand, boxes, dinning chairs, #3081- Laerika Johnson-Household items, #2105CEO Media Pro- Electric Equipment, #2066- Wanda Gonzalez - book shelfs, entertainment center ,#2009- Robin Boiue - House hold items, #4105- Charles Bennett- Couch, Bed, #1034 - William Sanders-Household items, #4058Donald Fleming Jr - Household items, beds, clothes, #3028- Habbas Habbas - 2 queen mattresses, tv, tv stand, bike, 1 couch, #4101 - Angela Beatrice Louis-Household items, #3123- Ashleigh Elizabeth Robinson- Mattress, TV, Painting, bags, #2076- Herbert Williams - Boxes and personal items, #1078- Lamartrella Denine LoftonHousehold items. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction.

Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction at the storage facilities listed below, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: April 28th, 2017 at the times and locations listed below.

The personal goods stored therein by the following: 11:00a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 2631 E Semoran Blvd. Apopka, FL 32703 (407) 818-1681 #1113-Christopher Fraser-Household Goods #1712-Tiara Joseph-Household goods 12:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 831 N Park Ave. Apopka, FL 32712 (407) 450- 0345 #1140 Hayward BryantHousehold Items, #2051 Donna Wohltman- Boxes, Household Goods, #2702 Vincent L TaylorHousehold Goods 2:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 610 Rinehart Rd. Lake Mary, FL 32749 (321) 420-1686 0778Adam Savage- household goods, 0151-Redale Benton-Flores- boxes & books, 0118- Lavoera Cooper -household goods,0547-Terri Joseph- household items,1073Elva Williams -requested 10x10, 0112-Lashant Hawkins- household goods,0560-Donna GrueneneierHoueshold goods, 0620- Victor Rivera-furniture, boxes, households, 0167-Michael RosenblumDining table, 2 cabinets, bed, coffee table, 2 knick knacks. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON APRIL 21, 2017 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 8149 Aircenter Court, Orlando, FL 32809-7414 AT- 9:30AM- 1018 - Segui, Angel L., 1106 - Johnson, Madrid, 1127 - Acuna, Ricardo, 1128 - Parker, Dora, 1141 - Dandy, David, 1175 - Heslin, Charlotte, 1207 - Escalera, Gabriela, 2015 Bowden, Thomas, 2064 - Williams, Barnett, 2106 - Torres, Geomares, 2107 - Jenkins, Evelyn, 2119 - Heidkamp, Christopher, 2136 heifetz, avee, 2142 - Boseman, Stephanie, 2190 - Rabassi, Rick,

2202 - HEENY, WYZEENA, 2214 Okamoto, Michael, 2216 - Mackey, Gregory, 2302 - HARRIS, LAURA, 3010 - Johnson, Donna Lea, 3033 - Calo, Hendy, 3055 - Black, Bhrett, 3058 - Watkins, Timothy, 3073 - IGLESIA PENTECOSTAL EL CAMINO, 4043 - Hagness, Sheril, 4050 - Mendez, Luis, 4061 - Jimenez Jimenez, Zuleyma, 6019 - Top Dawg Landscaping, 6106 - cardona, paul, 6123 - Top Dawg Landscaping, 7311 - Torres, Jennifer 4801 S Semoran Blvd, Orlando, FL, 32822-2316 AT- 09:45 AM0102 - Afflick, Iona, 0140 - Aponte, Michael, 0150 - Larribeau, Annelle, 0151 - CLEVELAND, MELANIE, 0155 - Anglero, Hamilton, 0240 Oliver, Natasha, 0253 - Acevedo, Luis, 0260 - Kinard, Alyson, 0265 Marsh, Glendell, 1004 - Wild, John, 1008 - Ramos, Jose, 2006 - Davis, Kismet, 2016 - Maldonado, Joshua, 3002 - Richardson, Rayfield, 3015 - AIRCRAFT SERVICE INTERNATIONAL, 3074 - Kuhn, Donna, 4026 - Hernandez, Jorge, 4029 - Hodges, Desiree, 5015 - Mulling, Nicolette Lynn, 5016 - Ulrich, Delinda, 6021 - Areizaga, Anthony, 6023 - Taylor, Taronda, 7002 Fleming, Glenn, 7022 - Aquino Perez, Reynaldo, 7033 - Holley Clarckson, Sekeena, 7056 - Dela Fuente, Nancy, 7060 - Walker, Benjamin, 7072 - Vargas, Fernando, 7077 - Torres, Zilkia, 7105 - Roach, Tony, 7129 - Booth, Zachary, 7149 - Rodriguez, Diana, 8022 - Olacio, Wilver, 8029 - Butler, Victor, 8033 - Peters, Keivon, 8038 - Vegerano, Dannie, 8094 - Rojas, Yesenia, 8095 - Rojas, Rafael, 8096 - Blankenship, Brandi, 8122 - caraballo, jennifer, 8152 - Becker, Jonathan, 8175 - Ruiz, Carmen 2275 S Semoran Blvd, Orlando, FL, 32822-2703 AT 10:00AM- A110 - Micholina Slocki, Ashley, A135 Williams, Lynette, B105 - Viering, Christine, B121 - Belcher, Grant, B124 - Rogers, Christopher, B135 Cromie, Tim, B145 - Mole, Frances, B150 - Peterson, Maria, B164 - king, rosalind, B170 - Parker, William, B172 - Hernandez, Elba, B195 - Santos, Andy, B225 - Nardi, Kimberly, C111 - Morales, Olga, C119 - Maldonado, Nayda, C129 - Colon, Enrique, C138 - Hidalgo, Mike, C144 - Gilchrist, Sheronne, C148 - HILL, DOUGLAS, C153 - Ranson, Clark, C156 - Chviek, Tanda, C159 - Robles, Natalie, C166 - Brent, Ellyse, C195D Martinez, Tricia, C195G - Thomas, Terrell, C207 - Brown, Chris, C208 - Shomefun, George, C211E - Walker, Nifisha, C230 - Jones, Chris 903 S Semoran Blvd, Orlando, FL, 32807-3004 AT 10:30AMA004 - Rivera, Miguel, B001 - Lozado, Susana, B002 - Wiley, John, B018 - ZAYAS, ANNA, B023 - Faraldo, Jessica, B043 - Boutot, Amanda, C009 - McCullagh, David, C015 - TEJADA, MARITZA, C017 - Maysont, Jannette, C019 - hall, brenda, C022 - Munoz Centeno, Manuel, C027 - Hardy Jr, Boice, C044 - Dobarganes, Daniel, C050 - Magee, Kristen, C051 - Rivera, Evelyn, C054 - Lewis, Kelly, C059 Perez, Secundino, C071 - Montero, Gabriel, D002 - Romero, cristino, D005 - Johnson, Shani, D043 Barisoni, Steven, D057 - Romero, Ramona, D059 - Lewis, Tomise, D070 - Caba, Justine, D076 Cabrera, Christine, D089 - davis, chris, D098 - Grillo, Gabriel, D101

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Notice of Public Auction for monies due on storage units located at U-Haul company facilities.

Storage locations are listed below.

All goods are household contents or miscellaneous and recovered goods. All auctions are hold to satisfy owner’s lien for rent and fees in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self-Storage Act, Sections 83.806 and 83.807. The auction will start at 8:00 a.m. on May 4, 2017 and will continue until finished U-Haul Moving and Storage of Maitland, 7815 North Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32810; B34 Raul Rodriguez $734.92, AA6054A Beverly Miller $378.00 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Apopka, 1221 E Semoran Blvd, Apopka, FL 32703; 1296 Latricia Samuels $1061.20, 1113 Jeffery Dwinal $786.22 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Altamonte Springs, 598 W Hwy 436, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714; B122 Megan Gantt $609.50, AA1797E Beverly Miller $379.40, D100 Sheryl Dowling $807.40 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Semoran, 2055 N Semoran Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792; 1005 Chester Williams $614.80, 2424 Paul Wilansky $358.00, 1221 Michael Acevedo $786.00 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Lake Mary, 3851 S Orlando Ave, Sanford, FL 32773; 1571 Mikerra Coleman $448.40, 2044 Mary Harris $388.00, 1451 Raphael Brown $444.40, 2063 Juan Cruze $547.25, 1659 Jordan Bonilla $767.20, 2522 Taylor Lovett $459.80, 1732 Mystery Room $351.94, 1448 Ashley Miles $398.40, 1280 Peter Voigt $398.40, 2045 Doyle Washington $419.80 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Rinehart, 1811 Rinehart Road, Sanford, FL 32771; 2138 Elijah June III $737.30, 4026 Lula Thompson $280.25, 2112 Bernard Kielton $813.80, 3072 Tammy Skalko $507.80. ●

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