DGO Magazine July 2023

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July 2023

The fall of Satan’s Den

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DGO’s Blaze and Puf answer your weed questions you are too embarrassed to ask anyone else.

Come one, come all with your silly, embarrassing, or just plain weird questions about weed, weed-related issues, and whatever else you can dream up. We’ll do our best to answer them in the best way possible

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4 Smoke away the dog days of summer

As the scorching temperatures and monotonous routines of summer threaten to drain our spirits, it’s time to rise above the heat and banish boredom with the help of some extraordinary strains.

7 Hit the road, Jack (with your stash)

If you’re struggling with the idea of flicking on a lighter when it feels like your face might melt off, there are a lot of alternative options. Cue the parade of cold, cannabis-infused drinks you should be filling your fridge up with in case of emergency.

4-5 Summer strains to beat the boredom

7 Hit the road, Jack

8 Nifty cannabis research

9 A weed war zone

10 Patsy’s goes to pot

11 Stock your stash

12 Regulators, mount up

13 Sipping on stoner sizzurp

14-17 Cover story

18-20 Weed reviews

21-26 Ask a couple of potheads

27 Dispensary listings

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Beat the heat and conquer the summer boredom

» Embrace the THC-fueled power of these dog day strains

As the scorching temperatures and monotonous routines of summer threaten to drain our spirits, it’s time to rise above the heat and banish boredom with the help of some extraordinary strains. These cannabis varieties possess the key to unlocking a world of excitement and invigoration, making them the perfect companions to combat the sweltering days and long stretches of ennui.

We understand that summer can sometimes leave us feeling trapped in a haze of heat, longing for relief and something new to captivate our senses. That’s where these remarkable strains come into play, offering an oasis of rejuvenation and an escape from the doldrums. Whether you’re seeking a burst of energy, a moment of tranquility, or a touch of adventure, these strains have got you covered.

So, say goodbye to the stifling monotony of summer and join us on a journey that promises to ignite your senses and elevate your experiences.

Cookies and Cream

Strain type: Hybrid

Picture yourself lounging in the shade, basking in the cool breeze, as the tantalizing scent of Cookies and Cream fills the air. This hybrid strain entices with its vanilla aroma and candy-like flavor, de -

livering a potent yet relaxing experience that transports you to a world of blissful reprieve.

GSC/Girl Scout Cookies

Strain type: Indica-dominant hybrid

In search of a thrilling social adventure? GSC/Girl Scout Cookie steps into the limelight, bringing an enticing combination of euphoria and relaxation. With its delectable taste and earthy undertones, this indica-dominant hybrid cultivates an atmosphere of fun and relaxation, elevating every gathering to new heights.

Holy Grail Kush

Strain type: Hybrid

Holy Grail Kush, a delightful hybrid strain born from the union of OG #18 and Kosher Kush, has a very fitting moniker. This little strain, crowned champion at the prestigious 2011 High Times Cannabis Cup, promises a journey that combines the best of both worlds. When you need a break, it beckons you with its mellow vibes and tantalizing fragrance. Immerse yourself in the delightful fusion of spicy, citrusy notes that pair perfectly with a summer margarita on your favorite patio.

Strawberry Cough

Strain type: Sativa

When the scorching summer days leave you feeling listless, Strawberry Cough bursts onto the scene to invigorate your spirit. This beloved sativa strain captivates with its epic cerebral highs, transporting you to a place of inspiration and renewed vigor. Embrace the sweet strawberry flavors mingled with a touch of skunk, and let this strain rekindle your enthusiasm.

Super Lemon Haze

Strain type: Sativa

Looking to add a burst of freshness to your summer experience? Enter Super

Lemon Haze, a sativa-leaning hybrid that channels the invigorating zest of citrus. Its vibrant yellow buds, peppered with burnt orange accents, mirror the vibrancy of the season itself. Let this strain elevate your mood and inject a sense of excitement into your final days of summer.

Tangerine Dream

Strain type: Sativa

Last but not least, Tangerine Dream offers a tantalizing escape from the mundane. With its citrus aroma and uplifting effects, this sativa strain brings joy and euphoria to the forefront. Embrace its potential healing qualities, providing respite from migraines, nausea, pain, and

fatigue, as you revel in a perfect blend of relaxation and mental clarity.

With these extraordinary strains by your side, you can conquer the heat, defy boredom, and infuse your summer with unforgettable moments. So, prepare to bid adieu to the sweltering days and embark on an adventure fueled by the invigorating power of cannabis. Let these strains be your guide as you savor the last remnants of the season and step into a world of endless possibilities.

DGO Staff

Hit the road, Jack

If you’re a nature-loving stoner from Colorado or New Mexico, chances are you love nothing more than chilling in the great outdoors and enjoying some cannabis. Well, we’ve got you covered! We’ve put together a kickass list of 420-friendly RV parks, campgrounds, and cabins in these two states that will take your high adventures to a whole new level.

CanyonSide Campground Fort Collins, Colorado

Let’s start with CanyonSide Campground in Fort Collins, Colorado. These guys take being 420-friendly seriously. You can blaze it up on their premises without any worries. But hold on, there’s more! They go above and beyond by offering cannabis concierge services to enhance your ganja experience. They even have an introductory class for weed newbies or those who want some guidance on vapes, glassware, and how to properly dispose of any leftover bud when you’re done with your stay.

Attention to detail is their middle name at Canyonside Campground. Whether you’re crashing in a cozy tent, a cabin fit for a king, or parking your RV, they’ve got you covered with complete hookups and plenty of space for those monster rigs. They’ve got all the deets on each site’s location, scenic views, and awesome amenities, making it a breeze to choose the perfect spot for your epic adventure.

Now, get ready for some next-level excitement at Canyonside Campground. It’s conveniently located near Poudre Canyon and the Cache La Poudre River. That means you’ve got a smorgasbord of rad activities at your fingertips: white water rafting, kayaking, fly fishing, horseback riding, hiking, and even ATVing. Trust us, there’s something for everyone here, so you won’t be left high and dry.

Boulder Adventure Lodge in Boulder, Colorado

Next up, we’ve got the Boulder Adventure Lodge in Boulder, Colorado. Located in Boulder Canyon, this place is a total gem. It’s got all the vibes you could ever dream of, combining the comfort of a

family-friendly motel, the rustic charm of a campground, and the welcoming atmosphere of a climber hostel. And guess what? It’s 100% cannabis-friendly!

The A-Lodge, as it’s fondly known, is surrounded by breathtaking trails that connect to the Betasso Preserve trail network. That means you can hit the hiking and biking trails with ease. And if you’re feeling adventurous, they’ve got camper vans for rent and organize guided expeditions, so you can squeeze every drop of fun out of this amazing location.

When you’re at the A-Lodge, prepare to be blown away by its cool setup. There’s a picturesque wooden bridge connecting the lodging and office to chill community sitting areas, a picnic pavilion, an RV parking area, and even their own slackline park. You can puff away in designated smoking areas and outdoor community spaces, but remember, toking up inside the guest rooms is a no-go. But fear not! A cozy taproom and cafe are on-site for your smoking and munchies needs. And after a kickass hike in the majestic Rocky Mountains, you can soak in the hot tub, light up a joint, and call it an early night.

Talk about pure bliss!

Camp Kush at Bright Star Campground in Cortez, Colorado

Now, let’s head over to Cortez, Colorado, where you’ll find Camp Kush at Bright Star Campground. This place used to be a church camp, but it’s undergone a total transformation into a cannabis-friendly paradise. Located near the famous Four Corners, it’s a dream come true for outdoor enthusiasts who want to experience the magic of the Southwest.

Camp Kush is a gateway to adventure, with easy access to Mesa Verde National Park, Canyon of the Ancients National Monument, and San Juan National Forest. You’ve got a range of accommodation options to choose from, including tent/RV sites, private cabins, and adventure hostel bunks. They’ve got a communal kitchen, dedicated spaces for group hangouts, vault toilets, and shower facilities. It’s all about that sweet desert life, baby!

What makes Camp Kush even better

is its proximity to the dispensaries of Cortez, Colorado. So, not only do you get to bask in nature’s glory, but you also have the convenience of grabbing some quality bud whenever you need it. It’s the perfect blend of Mother Nature and modern amenities.

Rustic River Cabins Estes Park, Colorado

Last but definitely not least, we have Rustic River Cabins near Estes Park, Colorado. These cabins have a rich history, dating all the way back to the 1940s. But don’t let their vintage charm fool you— they’re totally down with cannabis. You can light up anywhere on the property, except for inside the cabins themselves. They like to keep those smoke-free, but hey, you’ve got plenty of other spots to enjoy your herb.

At Rustic River, you can indulge in edibles, vapes, and dabs indoors. Just make sure to keep your flower consumption limited to the front porch, riverside, or any other cool spots across their vast 16 acres. And here’s a cool bonus: Karing Kind, a Boulder dispensary, offers Rustic River guests a sweet 10% discount on their fantastic selection of cannabis treats. Now that’s what we call a highclass deal!

Rustic River is also super pet-friendly. Just remember to keep your furry friends leashed and clean up after them like responsible stoner citizens. They’ve got a bunch of trails waiting for you and your four-legged buddy, each with a handy map for different activity levels. Some of these trails even lead to the river, where you can take a dip or try your luck at fishing. And if you’re into off-roading, you can rent Jeeps, ATVs, and snowmobiles from Backbone Cycles for some adrenalinepumping adventures. Just remember to put safety first and never drive under the influence.

So there you have it, fellow herb enthusiasts! The ultimate list of 420-friendly spots in Colorado and New Mexico. Get out there, blaze up, and embrace the great outdoors in all its ganja-infused glory. Happy toking, and may your adventures be lit!

» And don’t you come back from these pot-friendly RV parks and campgrounds. But why would you want to?

A recent study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association reveals that using medical marijuana leads to significant and sustained improvements in the quality of life for individuals with conditions such as chronic pain and insomnia. Conducted by researchers from the American Medical Association, the study utilized a retrospective case series analysis of 3,148 individuals in Australia who were prescribed medical cannabis for eligible conditions.

The study showcased how medical marijuana demonstrated positive effects across all eight well-being indicators that were assessed. Furthermore, it found that adverse side effects were uncommon and rarely serious. Participants in the study were asked to rate their wellness in various categories, including general health, bodily pain, physical functioning, physical role limitations, mental health, emotional role limitations, social functioning, and vitality. Over a period of 15 follow-ups conducted approximately every 45 days, individuals consuming cannabis reported average improvements ranging from 6.6 to 18.31 points on a 100-point scale, depending on the specific category.

The researchers, hailing from Swinburne University of Technology, University of Western Australia, and Austin Hospital, concluded that these findings suggest a positive association between medical cannabis treatment and improvements in health-related quality of life for patients with a diverse range of health conditions. Non-cancer chronic pain, cancer-related pain, insomnia, and anxiety were among the primary conditions for which marijuana was prescribed in this study.

The study acknowledges the growing popularity of cannabis as a medicinal treatment, stating, “The use of cannabis as a medicine is becoming increasingly prevalent.” It suggests that clinical evidence incorporating patient-reported outcomes could be valuable in establishing the safety and effectiveness of these treatments, given the wide range of conditions being addressed with medical cannabis and the availability of numerous products and forms of dosage.

Patients in the study utilized marijuana

products with varying doses, consumption methods, and cannabinoid profiles, yet the researchers noted that the estimated treatment effects were remarkably similar.

However, the retrospective case series analysis conducted in the study has limitations due to the absence of a control group, which made reaching a conclusion about the findings to a broader population challenging.

In conclusion, the study suggests a positive correlation between medical cannabis treatment and improved quality of life among patients with a wide range of conditions. Nevertheless, it highlights the existing limitations in clinical evidence regarding the efficacy of cannabinoids, emphasizing the need for further highquality trials to better understand their therapeutic potential.

As an increasing number of states and countries work towards reforming their

cannabis laws, this latest study adds to the growing body of research supporting the therapeutic potential of marijuana.

For instance, a recent study conducted by the University of Colorado revealed that consistent marijuana use is associated with enhanced cognition and decreased pain in cancer patients and individuals undergoing chemotherapy.

An earlier study conducted by the AMA found that chronic pain patients who received medical cannabis for more than a month experienced significant reductions in prescribed opioids. The AMA published research last year linking state cannabis legalization to reduced opioid prescriptions for specific cancer patients. Multiple studies have also established a correlation between cannabis legalization, self-reported marijuana use, and decreased rates of opioid prescribing and overdose-related deaths.

Another recent study, utilizing data

from the Federal Drug Enforcement Administration, found that state-level marijuana legalization is connected to significant decreases in the prescribing of the opioid codeine. This further highlights the potential impact of cannabis legalization in addressing the opioid crisis.

As time passes, more evidence will emerge to demonstrate the benefits of medicinal marijuana. Hopefully, the continuous presentation of scientific evidence regarding the benefits of marijuana will encourage cannabis legislation towards legalization in states where it remains illegal. It will take more studies like this to remove the stigma of cannabis in the medical field. The acceptance of cannabis in any sense has been a slowmoving subject, but we are definitely seeing movement in the right direction.

DGO Staff

Why you always judging us because we only believe in SCIENCE

» New studies acknowledge even more of the potential benefits of cannabis use. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it! (Literally)

A weed war zone

» Big Tobacco goes ham (in the worst way) against the cannabis industry

The assertions made by major tobacco companies against prominent cannabis companies and the celebrities associated with them are often exaggerated and even comical. In recent trademark lawsuits, a tobacco company has gone so far as to claim that pre-rolled cones, organic hemp papers, and other common products in the rolling paper industry are classified as paraphernalia.

Their latest argument suggests that pre-rolled cones, organic hemp papers, and hemp gum are specifically designed for use with marijuana, while traditional rolling papers, which some tobacco companies sell, are exempt. This raises concerns that “Big Tobacco” is moving into the legal marijuana market, as highlighted by Altria, the owner of Marlboro, and their involvement in the industry. Rather than directly entering the market, some tobacco companies have chosen a different approach: targeting their competitors through trademark lawsuits. These lawsuits appear to have hidden motives beyond their stated purpose. The Boston Globe reported on this trend, shedding light on the potential strategies employed by Big Tobacco companies.

High Times recently uncovered an

attempt to smear cannabis consumers and present a hypocritical argument. In a legal dispute, Republic Brands, a tobacco company owned by Don Levin, filed a lawsuit against HBI International, the parent company of RAW, and RAW founder Josh Kesselman. RAW is a popular brand of rolling papers in the cannabis industry. The lawsuit eventually drew in High Times, as evidence was presented suggesting that rolling papers are intended for marijuana use.

One of the allegations against RAW was that they falsely claimed their papers were manufactured in Alcoy, Spain, known for producing renowned Bambú papers. The Republic sought to invalidate RAW’s trademark by arguing that their intention was to make cones and other cannabis consumption materials illegal. Republic’s lawyers argued in federal court that pre-rolled cones were specifically designed in the 1990s for holding marijuana and are primarily marketed for that purpose today. They claimed that these cones violate the Controlled Substances Act in relation to drug paraphernalia.

As part of their case, Republic presented social media images featuring Miley Cyrus and Wiz Khalifa using RAW

cones sourced from RAW advertisements. Additionally, Republic highlighted RAW’s advertisements in High Times Magazine as evidence that the rolling papers are primarily used for cannabis and should be deemed illegal. The court filings included photographs related to The Emerald Cup, previous issues of High Times, and posts from the Cannabis Cup as supporting evidence.

In response to Republic Brands’ lawsuit, HBI International filed a counterclaim. During the legal proceedings, the jury determined that HBI International had violated the Illinois Uniform Deceptive Trade Practices Act by falsely claiming their rolling papers were manufactured in Alcoy. However, the jury also found that Republic infringed on their copyrights and trade dress. As a result, the jury awarded HBI over $1 million in lost profits and statutory damages.

HBI’s counterclaim asserts that Republic Brands has a history of initiating lawsuits against smaller competitors to strengthen its market presence. Not only RAW but other businesses have also faced legal challenges. ITG, the maker of Kool menthol cigarettes, filed a lawsuit against Capna Intellectual (doing busi-

ness as Bloom Brands), alleging that the company infringed on their trademark by using a similar logo. This case raises questions about the distinctiveness of the interlocking “O” design, which some argue can be found in other logos like Dolce & Gabbana’s.

According to court filings, Bloom Brands filed a trademark application in 2019 with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office to register a similar mark for e-cigarette and vape sales. ITG claims that Bloom’s actions were deliberate and carried out in bad faith, aiming to trade on ITG’s reputation and dilute the Kool marks.

One of ITG’s arguments is that the interlocking “O” design is iconic and distinctive enough to warrant broad protection. They believe that using a similar mark on smokable cannabis products could lead consumers to believe that the brands are affiliated or share a common origin.

Similar trademark disputes have arisen in the cannabis industry involving candy companies and food brands like Tapatio. Lawsuits of this nature often have multiple motives at play, but with the general intention of eliminating competition.

DGO Staff

Patsy’s? Psh. Just call it Potsy’s already » Famed Colorado confectioner Patsy’s Candies takes a turn toward cannabis

Patsy’s Candies has been a fixture in the confectionery industry since the late 1800s. In 1903, the company made its way to Colorado and has been delighting customers ever since with an extensive assortment of mouthwatering treats, including chocolates, caramels, and candied popcorn.

The story of Patsy’s Candy dates back to the late 1800s when its founder, Patsy Mehaney, embarked on a confectionery journey. Patsy quickly gained fame for his exceptional candied popcorn and saltwater taffy, establishing a reputation for creating the most exquisite treats. This distinction continues to endure even today. Patsy honed his craft and developed a legendary candy-making process, showcasing his creations at local fairs and events in Terra Haute, Indiana.

Word of Patsy’s delectable candied popcorn reached the ears of Cracker Jack, a renowned company in the industry, eventually leading to a classic recipe agreement. Following this pivotal moment, Patsy set out on a journey westward and found his new home in the charming town of Manitou Springs, Colorado, in 1903. It was in this picturesque location that Patsy’s Candies truly came to life, carrying on the legacy of his confectionery expertise and captivating candy lovers with an array of delightful treats.

While Patsy’s Candy’s legacy continues to thrive in Colorado Springs, XITE Edibles has taken the reins and embarked on a new era of confectionery delights. Building upon this rich heritage, XITE Edibles preserves the family tradition of using the finest ingredients. However, they have ventured into a new realm by specializing in the creation of candies infused with Full Spectrum Hemp Extract, including legal Delta 9 THC. These Delta 9 infused treats are permitted for consumption and sale in over 40 states.

Though their focus has shifted, XITE Edibles remains steadfast in upholding the values of quality and excellence synonymous with Patsy’s Candy. Their mission is to deliver exceptional products that delight the senses and offer a unique experience to cannabis enthusiasts.

Emerging as a prominent player in the cannabis industry, XITE Edibles has become a well-known brand specializing in THC-infused candy. With a presence in

over 5,000 retail locations throughout the United States, the company has experienced remarkable growth and success. What sets XITE Edibles apart is its ability to cater to the desires of adult consumers aged 21 and older. These individuals can conveniently browse and select their preferred infused edibles from a diverse range of online products, with the added convenience of direct home delivery—no medical card required.

XITE Edibles presents a tantalizing array of options to satisfy diverse palates. Indulge in their decadent selection of rich chocolates or relish the nostalgic flavors of candied popcorn. For those seeking a tangy sensation, their assortment of lip-puckering hard candies will not disappoint. And if you crave mouth-watering chews, XITE Edibles has expanded the horizons of THC-infused treats nationwide. With their wide variety of delectable options, XITE Edibles continues to elevate the world of THC edibles, providing an exciting and enticing experience for cannabis enthusiasts.

XITE Edibles represents the perfect blend of timeless classic candy recipes that have stood the test of 100 years and the modern innovation of THC oils for consumption. At the heart of XITE Edibles is the utilization of Full Spectrum THC extract derived from locally grown hemp plants in Colorado. This extract is carefully infused into a range of iconic Patsy’s Candies recipes, resulting in a captivating fusion of tradition and contemporary

indulgence.

By harnessing the power of Full Spectrum Hemp Extract, XITE Edibles offers customers a delectable treat infused with an abundance of terpenes and cannabinoids. Working synergistically in what researchers call the “entourage effect,” these compounds may provide enhanced relief compared to typical CBD products. As customers indulge in the mouthwatering flavors of XITE Edibles, they also experience a natural feeling of calmness and ease.

The entourage effect arises from the collaborative action of various cannabinoids present in Full Spectrum Hemp Extract, creating a potent natural powerhouse within our bodies. These cannabinoids interact with the body’s endocannabinoid system, a master regulatory system responsible for immune, digestive, and central nervous system functions.

Through their partnership with Patsy’s Candies, XITE Edibles ensures the creation of their own premium chocolates using the highest quality ingredients. These chocolates are infused with an all-natural Delta 9 oil that mirrors the extracts found in marijuana. Delta 9 is legal throughout the United States for individuals aged 21 and older. Customers of legal age can conveniently order their desired edibles directly from xiteedibles. com, with the assurance of temperatureregulated packaging to guarantee a satisfying delivery experience.

By infusing various Patsy’s Candies with Full Spectrum Hemp Extract, XITE Edibles creates a delectable treat that appeals to customers aged 21 and older, offering both a rich taste and the calming effects of THC.

One of the primary reasons people choose THC edibles is for their ability to provide a more relaxed and gentle experience compared to smoking or vaping cannabis products. When consuming an edible, THC is absorbed through the stomach instead of the lungs, resulting in a slower release of THC into the bloodstream.

This gradual absorption leads to a gradual onset of the psychoactive effects of THC, which also tend to last longer when consuming edibles. This characteristic may be particularly favored by individuals seeking the medicinal benefits of cannabis, as it allows for symptom relief without excessive intoxication or the potential risks associated with smoking or vaping.

All XITE Edibles are freshly made and available to customers aged 21 and older. To ensure the quality of the products, they are packaged and stored using premium materials, including insulation, so the edibles remain intact and do not melt during the delivery process.

Stock your stash

The buzz in Colorado is that cannabis prices have hit an all-time low, according to the latest report from the Colorado Department of Revenue. The quarterly revenue report just came out, and let’s just say it wasn’t exactly filled with rainbows and unicorns. The report, which tracks the Average Market Rate (AMR) of different wholesale marijuana categories, shows a consistent decline in prices for the past four quarters. We’re talking record-breaking lows here, folks.

Now, the AMR keeps tabs on all sorts of marijuana goodies like cured flower, trim, seeds, clones, fresh whole plants, and even stuff designated for extraction. Pound prices for flower, fresh whole plants, and extraction trim have plummeted to historic depths. To put things into perspective, trim prices are currently only $4 above their lowest recorded price ever. Talk about a steal!

Last October, a pound of marijuana

flower hit rock bottom at $658, and now it’s even lower at a mere $649 per pound. That’s the cheapest it’s been since Colorado legalized recreational marijuana back in 2014. But hold your joints, because there’s a twist. The pound of flower for extraction has actually seen a 14 percent price increase from the previous quarter. This means that the base material for premium concentrates like live rosin and resin is going up in value. The price rose from $350 to $405, although it’s still a far cry from the peak of $901. Looks like the good stuff might cost a bit more in the future, folks.

Now, here’s the kicker. The drop in prices aligns with a decrease in dispensary revenue. It’s no secret that the past year has been tough for everyone, including the marijuana industry. Dispensaries experienced a staggering 21 percent drop in revenue from 2021 to 2022, and this year hasn’t started off any better. In fact, sales in January 2023 were down nearly

15 percent compared to the previous year and over 30 percent compared to 2021. Ouch!

Experts and economic forecasts suggest that the pandemic might have played a role in the industry’s peak. When everyone was stuck at home, working remotely or not working at all, sales went through the roof. But now, things are slowly settling back to normal, and sales are taking a hit. The governor’s office predicts that the marijuana industry will face challenges until next year or even longer. So, don’t expect those prices to stay this low forever.

In response to the decline in tax revenue, discussions are underway among cannabis industry lobbyists and lawmakers. They’re considering options like stricter regulations on hemp products and putting a cap on commercial marijuana cultivations. The goal is to weather the storm and manage the impact of reduced

revenue from the marijuana sector. It’s a tricky situation, but they’re trying to find a way forward.

To address all these concerns, the Colorado Marijuana Enforcement Division has scheduled a meeting on March 28. They’re planning to discuss potential revisions to the state’s marijuana tax code and gather input from the public. So, if you’ve got some strong opinions or brilliant ideas, mark your calendars and make your voice heard.

Here’s our two cents. These rockbottom prices won’t stick around forever. It’s like a sale at your favorite store—you know it’s not gonna last, so take advantage of it while you can. Maybe stock up on some essentials that have a decent shelf life. We’re just saying, it’s a golden opportunity to save a few bucks and keep your stash well-stocked.

» Colorado weed prices are way down, so now’s your chance to score big (and give back to the industry that keeps you mostly sane)

On May 23, Colorado Governor Jared Polis signed SB23-290, also known as the Natural Medicine Regulation and Legalization bill, into law. This groundbreaking legislation establishes a regulatory framework for psychedelic substances, paving the way for a new era of exploration and healing. Sponsored by Senator Steven Fenberg and Representative Judy Amabile, the bill received approval in the Senate with House amendments and is scheduled to take effect on July 1.

The bill builds upon the previous year’s voter-approved legalization of psychedelics and focuses on implementing comprehensive regulations for the use of these substances within licensed healing centers. These centers will be supervised by trained facilitators, ensuring safe and responsible psychedelic experiences. However, as with any transformative legislation, the proposal has generated mixed reactions from advocates and stakeholders.

While the original ballot measure called for the development of comprehensive regulations through an advisory board, the bill was introduced and passed last month to establish immediate rules while the regulatory process continues. This swift action demonstrates Colorado’s commitment to providing accessible and regulated psychedelic therapy to its

citizens.

The legislation encompasses a wide range of policies concerning “healing centers,” where individuals aged 21 and above will be eligible to receive psychedelic treatment. Additionally, the bill introduces stricter guidelines for cultivation and facilitators, implements licensing requirements, assigns regulatory responsibilities to state agencies, and outlines penalties for unauthorized activities. This comprehensive approach ensures the safety and efficacy of psychedelic therapy while setting clear boundaries for responsible use.

In a recent interview with the Colorado Times Recorder, Tasia Poinsatte, the director of the Healing Advocacy Fund of Colorado, highlighted the immense potential of the bill. She emphasized the urgent need for innovative approaches to address Colorado’s mental health crisis, particularly among high-risk groups such as veterans at risk of suicide. Poinsatte also pointed out the overwhelming support from Colorado voters for the passage of Prop 122, which recognized the importance of exploring new pathways to healing for individuals with mental health conditions.

Importantly, the law does not restrict personal possession of psychedelic substances, including DMT, mescaline,

ibogaine, psilocybin, or psilocin. This progressive approach respects individuals’ rights while focusing on responsible administration within designated “healing centers.” Furthermore, the legislation allows for the potential inclusion of other substances in the future, as research and understanding in the field of psychedelic therapy continue to evolve.

Under the law, individuals under 21 who possess or consume a natural medicine product will face a fine of $100 or less and a maximum of four hours of substance use education or counseling. Repeat offenses will result in the same fine, education requirement, and an additional 24 hours of useful public service. These measures strike a balance between education and accountability, encouraging responsible behavior while acknowledging the developmental considerations for individuals under 21.

The bill also provides crucial consumer protections. It explicitly states that the use of natural medicine alone cannot be considered child abuse or neglect. Moreover, it ensures that using natural medicine does not lead to denial of health coverage, discrimination in organ donation eligibility, or disqualification for public assistance benefits. These provisions safeguard the rights and well-being of individuals seeking alternative healing

methods.

To address ongoing concerns and provide expert guidance, the bill establishes a natural medicine advisory board. This board will tackle matters related to natural medicine and products, offering recommendations to relevant authorities. Additionally, the legislation mandates the creation of a division of natural medicine within the Department of Revenue. This division will regulate licensing and oversee various aspects such as cultivation, manufacturing, testing, storage, distribution, transport, transfer, and dispensation of natural medicine or products among licensees. These administrative measures ensure that the industry operates with transparency and accountability.

Last November, Colorado voters passed Proposition 122, known as the Natural Medicine Health Act, with an impressive majority of 52.64%, effectively decriminalizing psychedelics. This remarkable decision reflects the progressive mindset of Colorado voters and their willingness to explore new healing options, particularly for mental and behavioral health. Governor Polis, emphasizing the importance of validating the results, acted swiftly to implement the voter-approved measures, recognizing the urgency of addressing mental health challenges through innovative solutions.

While the bill has its merits, it is not without controversy. Some advocates express dissatisfaction, claiming that the legislation is too restrictive. It is important to acknowledge these concerns and strive for continuous dialogue and improvement. Sponsor Amabile herself recognizes that the bill may only partially satisfy some parties involved. However, this legislation represents a significant step forward in embracing the potential of psychedelic therapy and providing a legal framework to ensure its responsible implementation.

As Colorado blazes a trail in psychedelic regulation, the world watches with anticipation, eager to see the outcomes and learn from this groundbreaking experiment. With proper regulation and thoughtful implementation, the Natural Medicine Regulation and Legalization bill has the potential to revolutionize mental healthcare, offering hope and healing to individuals in need.

DGO Staff

Regulators, mount up

» Colorado’s new psychedelic regulations set the stage for a trippy future

Oh hey, hi. Let’s sip on some stoner stuff

» Four cold cannabis drinks to slurp on this summer

Summer is finally here, and it’s friggin hot, guys. Almost too hot to light up a joint out on your porch, one might say. Almost. But for those of you who are struggling with the idea of flicking on a lighter when it feels like your face might melt off as soon as you step outside, thankfully, there are a lot of alternative options. Cue the parade of cold, cannabis-infused drinks

you should be filling your fridge up with in case of emergency. A weed emergency.

In case you need a little guidance on what sort of beverage you should stock up on, here’s a few to consider.

Oh Hi

Hard seltzer was the drink of 2019. Why can’t cannabis-infused seltzer be the drink of 2020?

These delicious drinks were created in a meeting of the minds between Durango Organics owners Jonny Radding and Aaron Miles, and Matt Vincent, one of the owners of Ska Brewing, these entrepreneurs released Oh Hi, a THC-infused sparkling seltzer, back in 2019.

The canned edibles, er, drinkables, are available in four flavors: ginger basil limeade, pomegranate, grapefruit, and lemon lime. While pomegranate, grapefruit, and lemon lime are dosed with 10 mg of THC each, ginger basil limeade contains 5 mg of THC and 5 mg of CBD.

Keef Cola

Our resident pothead writer DGO Pufnstuf decided it would be a good idea to haul a bunch of Keef Cola cans out to the middle of nowhere to survive a rained-out camping trip. While the camping part of the story sounded a little iffy, chugging Keef Colas sure wasn’t. It ended up being one of the best parts of the trip!

Camping or not, if you’re a soda hound, Keef Cola is the perfect way to quench that thirst so you get that sugar AND the high. Keef Cola comes in four different flavors – grape, root beer, original cola, and orange crush, all of which have 10 mg of THC in them.

CannaPunch

Does anything say summer like a glass of punch? No? Well, we have good news for you. CannaPunch has plenty of tasty flavors that go together perfectly with this heat so prepare to be stoned whilst getting some sun this summer.

CannaPunch offers their drinks in pineapple mango delight, blue raspberry sour, grand daddy grape, watermelon nectar, and black cherry fusion. Each comes infused with 100 mg of THC each, so drinker beware! This stuff is hella potent.

Keef Life

Weed is the summer life, and no one gets that better than Keef.

Keef Life, Keef’s brand of THC-infused H2O, comes in four flavors: blueberrylemon (indica), sour cherry (THC:1/ CBD:1), cranberry lime (sativa), and strawberry kiwi (hybrid). They’re noncarbonated fruity juices made of CO2extracted cannabis oil, reverse osmosis water, agave, monk fruit, and other natural flavors to give you that refreshing effect.

Each can comes in a 12-fluid-ounce bottle with a cap that you can use to measure out 10 mg of THC, a nifty tool seeing as each bottle comes with 10 servings. The best part is when you use the lids to measure out your servings, you can pretend to take a shot.

Sir Blaze Ridcully

The fall of Satan’s Den

» The Story of David Parker Ray, one of New Mexico’s Most Notorious predators

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Warning: This article contains disturbing descriptions of violence, sexual assault, and rape against women. If you need to reach out, there is 24-hour support for survivors through Durango’s Sexual Assault Services Organization (SASO) at 970-259-3074 or nationally through RAINN at 1-800-656HOPE.

“Hello there, bitch. Are you comfortable right now? I doubt it. Wrists and ankles chained. Gagged. Probably blind folded. You are disoriented and scared, too, I would imagine. Perfectly normal, under the circumstances. For a little while, at least, you need to get your shit together and listen to this tape. It is very relevant to your situation. I’m going to tell you, in detail, why you have been kidnapped, what’s going to happen to you and how long you’ll be here.

“I don’t know the details of your capture, because this tape is being created July 23, 1993, as a general advisory tape for future female captives. … Now, you are obviously here against your will, totally helpless, don’t know where you’re at, don’t know what’s gonna happen to you. You’re very scared or very pissed off. I’m sure that you’ve already tried to get your wrists and ankles loose, and know you can’t. Now you’re just waiting to see what’s gonna happen next.

“You probably think you’re gonna be raped and you’re fuckin’ sure right about that. Our primary interest is in what you’ve got between your legs. You’ll be raped thoroughly and repeatedly, in every hole you’ve got. Because, basically, you’ve been snatched and brought here for us to train and use as a sex slave. Sound kind of far out? Well, I suppose it is to the uninitiated, but we do it all the time. It’s gonna take a lot of adjustment on your

part, and you’re not gonna like it a fuckin’ bit. But I don’t give a big rat’s ass about that. It’s not like you’re gonna have any choice about the matter. You’ve been taken by force, and you’re going to be kept and used by force.

“What all this amounts to is that you’re gonna be kept naked and chained up like an animal, to be used and abused any time we want to, any way that we want to. And you might as well start gettin’ used to it, because you’re gonna be kept here and used until such time as we get tired of fuckin’ around with you. And we will, eventually, in a month or two, maybe three.

It’s no big deal.”

It was an otherwise quiet afternoon in Elephant Butte, New Mexico, on March 22, 1999, when a woman was spotted running down Springland Boulevard.

She was a distressing sight – naked, clearly traumatized, and covered in blood. More jarring was the chain hanging from her neck, held by a metal collar that – hours later – had to be removed with bolt cutters at a hospital.

“She was just running around in circles,” one witness said, according to the podcast Casefile. “At first thought someone was chasing her, but I didn’t see anyone. She had blood on her face. It was quite a shock. She didn’t say anything. She didn’t make any noise at all. She just looked wild.”

Not long before – 3:22 p.m., to be exact – New Mexico’s Sierra County 911 emergency dispatch received a strange call from a residence at 513 Bass Road. When the operator answered, no one spoke on the other end. All they could make out was what sounded like a scuffle. Then, the call abruptly ended. Concerned, the operator called back. This time, a woman answered and sounded agitated. She insisted the call was a mistake and hung up.

Sensing there was more to the story, the 911 operator radioed law enforcement to perform a welfare check, and Sierra County Deputy David Elston took the call.

The residence on Bass Road was unassuming – a single story, double-wide mobile home and a yard filled with junk. “Beware of dog,” one sign read. The other announced the resident’s name: David P. Ray.

No one was home.

Just behind the home was an innocuous-looking trailer – windowless, white, and 25-feet long. Its interior contents were inaccessible, protected by a steel reinforced double deadbolt that would have to be removed by a locksmith once law enforcement obtained a search warrant.

What lay inside was “Satan’s Den.”

Desert predators

David Parker Ray had lived since 1993 in a community of mobile homes in Hot Springs Landing, a town just across from Elephant Butte. He worked as an armed State Park officer and mechanic at Elephant Butte State Park.

Like most New Mexico towns, Elephant Butte sprawls across a dusty, arid landscape. What was special about the town was that it bordered Elephant Butte State Park, the largest state park in New Mexico, which attracts 100,000 visitors annually to the community of just 1,000 people. The park is home to Elephant Butte Lake – the 84th largest man-made lake in the United States, and the largest body of water in the state.

Elephant Butte had been known for a quiet lifestyle, but all that was about to change once law enforcement entered Ray’s home, where the 911 call originated.

Inside they found a cache of torture devices: clamps, whips, pliers, sex toys, clips, chains, hooks, cameras, harnesses, muzzles, and handcuffs. Hardcore porn decorated the walls. Chains and hooks hung above the bed, and a box that looked like a coffin was placed nearby against a wall.

The curtains were closed, and in the corner of the living room was a bed with a mattress covered in blood. An altercation had clearly taken place. Next to the bed was a broken lamp and an icepick covered in dark, red matter.

The investigators searching Ray’s house had no idea at the time that the fight had involved the naked, terrified woman who’d been found running down Springland Boulevard earlier that day.

After a separate set of police tracked

down the terrified, naked woman, who’d gone inside the home of a couple and hidden under their table, they took her to Sierra Vista Hospital and called in the New Mexico State Police. She told law enforcement she’d fled from the torture home on Bass Road.

A short time later, police apprehended Ray and his girlfriend, Cynthia Hendy –who was covered in blood from a gash on her head – after they were spotted driving around Elephant Butte. They were charged with kidnapping and aggravated battery, among other charges, and held on a $1 million bail each.

Cynthia Vigil Jaramillo, the 22-yearold woman who escaped from Ray and Hendy’s deadly grips, went on to tell investigators her story.

me he was a cop,” Jaramillo said during an interview with the A&E show “The Killing Season.” “I tried fighting him but his girlfriend came out of nowhere and shocked me with a cattle prod.”

Hendy and Ray subdued Jaramillo, who knew at that point the duo were not cops. They handcuffed her, took away her clothes, and threatened to use the gun and cattle prod on her if she screamed.

They drove the frightened and disoriented Jaramillo 150 miles south to Elephant Butte, where they forced her into their home, chained her to the headboard and footboard of a bed in their living room, and clasped a collar around her neck.

In the background, a tape played, outlining their plans to torture, rape, and humiliate her in excruciatingly specific

me like the others,” Jaramillo later told reporters at a 2011 press conference at FBI headquarters in Albuquerque.

True to his word, Ray and Hendy implemented their vile plan, torturing and raping her for days, with Hendy as involved in the torture as Ray. They used electric shocks on her until she passed out and fed her very little.

“I was shocked, raped, hung by the ceiling, drugged – everything he thought of was done to me,” she said.

After three days, Ray returned to work. Believing that Jaramillo was too exhausted to cause any issues, he removed the handcuffs and shackles before he left, but kept her chained to the wall.

That afternoon, Hendy got a phone call. She became distracted and carelessly left the keys on a coffee table. Sensing this was perhaps her only opportunity for escape, Jaramillo slid her body and stretched to the coffee table to reach the keys.

As she was doing so, Hendy returned to the room and caught her. The two began to wrestle for the keys, and Hendy beat Jaramillo with a lamp. In the midst of the struggle, Jaramillo was able to grab the phone and dial 911, but was unable to communicate with the operator.

Hendy hung up the call, and Jaramillo used the momentary distraction as her golden opportunity. She grabbed a nearby ice pick and slashed Hendy across the head. She unlocked herself from the wall and ran.

The toy box

Crime scene investigators searched the Bass Road property thoroughly and found a cache of chilling tools and torture devices. Still, the worst was yet to come.

Three days of hell

Three days earlier, Jaramillo was looking to make some money. She was a sex worker who’d been navigating the streets of Albuquerque in hopes of finding a date when an acquaintance introduced her to an older, mustachioed man who sat behind the wheel of a motor home. The man immediately got to the point and discussed payment.

“I was talking to this guy thinking it was a date. He handed me the money and when I came up from putting it in my shoe, he put a handcuff on me and told

detail. The recording started off with the greeting, “Hello there, bitch.”

The recording was of Ray’s voice, a cold drawl with no sympathy and spiked with a twang. It came across as sickeningly giddy.

“You’re going to be kept chained in a variety of different positions,” he said. A chilling chuckle followed.

Judging by how he spoke, Jaramillo was certain she was not the couple’s first victim.

“He told me I was never going to see my family again. He told me he would kill

Law enforcement tried and failed to get into the large, detached semi trailer that had been sitting outside the residence, but it was locked up tight. It took a locksmith to break in.

What they found inside was Ray’s sexual torture kingdom, full of devices he’d rigged up himself.

There were cruel homemade instruments and devices used to restrain his victims, including a gynecological chair, surgical instruments, dildos with spikes, and syringes. A video camera was placed in the corner to record Ray’s sessions, and everywhere they turned there were drawings of Ray’s twisted fantasies portraying what he wanted to do to women,

along with photographs of him carrying the acts out.

He had books on female anatomy, a box he would lock victims’ heads in, whips, and chains.

On the wall, a white sign in bold red lettering read “Satan’s Den.”

The trailer was a vessel utterly dedicated to hosting Ray’s uninhibited, sadistic fantasies.

The others

Jaramillo’s escape led investigators to Ray’s doorstep, but they were soon faced with the daunting task of digging through his past. Judging by the photos found at Ray’s house depicting other captive women, along with how well-prepared the duo was for Jaramillo’s kidnapping, police knew there had to be other victims, and potentially more conspirators.

Hendy revealed to investigators that Ray often took photos and videos of his victims to keep as mementos.

Investigators discovered a video from 1996 in Ray’s possession that depicted another victim and publicized her ankle tattoo in hopes of identifying her. A woman came forward identifying the tattoo as belonging to her ex daughterin-law, Kelli Garrett.

Garrett was indeed alive and living in Colorado. She’d once lived in the area and had been a friend of Ray’s daughter, Glenda Jean “Jesse” Ray.

Garrett told police that on July 24, 1996, she’d gotten in a fight with her husband and decided to hit the bars with some friends to blow off steam. That night, Jesse Ray met up with Garrett at the Blu-Water Saloon in Truth or Consequences, just 5 miles south of Elephant Butte.

At some point during the night, Jesse drugged Garrett’s beer. She was taken to Ray’s trailer, where he attached a dog collar and leash to Garrett. Like Jaramillo, she was drugged and tortured for two days before Ray dumped her.

No one, not even her husband or police, believed her strange, horrific story. Her husband divorced her, believing she was cheating on him while she was missing, and she moved to Colorado with no answers for what actually happened to her during those two days.

Angelica Montano, an Albuquerque

resident, also came forward about her experience after a long period of terrified silence. A friend, one of just two people she’d revealed her ordeal to, convinced her to go to the police after news of Ray’s arrest hit national headlines.

Stranger still was the story of the other person Montano told her story to. On Feb. 21, 1999, an off-duty sheriff’s deputy had been driving north along the long stretch of Interstate 25 when he came across a hitchhiker outside of Truth or Consequences. He pulled over and offered her a ride. She was headed to Albuquerque – roughly a two-hour drive. Montano, most likely in shock, began to tell the officer about how she’d just been kidnapped, raped, and tortured by a couple. Her captors agreed to let her go on the condition that she not tell anyone what happened to her. She agreed, and the captors set her free by dropping her off on the side of the road.

The officer, skeptical of her story, offered to take her to the police station, but she refused. She had already broken her promise to her captors by telling him her story.

It was only after Ray and Hendy were in custody that she felt safe enough to come forward.

‘A sick man’

It was decided that Ray would face three separate trials, one for each of the identified victims.

The first trial – for the crimes against Jaramillo – ended in a mistrial, but when he was retried, Ray was convicted of all 12 counts he’d been charged with. Montano died before her trial.

During his second trial, Ray cut a deal with prosecutors to keep his daughter out of prison for her role in drugging his victims. Under the plea agreement, he was given 223 years and was sentenced to die in prison, while his daughter, Jesse, was given two and a half years in prison and five years probation for helping to drug and collect victims for her father.

Another accomplice, Dennis Yancy, was also questioned about his role in Ray’s crimes, and eventually copped to strangling Marie Parker, a former girlfriend. Ray had kidnapped and tortured Parker, and allegedly instructed Yancy to kill her when Ray was done with her.

Though her body was never found,

Yancy was convicted of second degree murder and conspiracy to commit first degree murder, and was sentenced to two 15-year terms.

The justice of Ray’s sentence was short lived, however. On May 28, 2002, Ray died of a heart attack at the Lea County Correctional Facility at 62 years old, right before he was to be transferred to the general prison population, and just a year after he was sentenced.

“This was a very sick man. … The only thing that gives me any comfort is that he’s gone. If I didn’t get away, I wouldn’t have my three wonderful boys. I wouldn’t be here,” Jaramillo said at the 2011 press conference at the FBI Albuquerque office.

Hendy was sentenced to 36 years in prison for kidnapping and torture. She served only half of that because legislation at the time allowed for early release. The law was amended just three months after Hendy was sentenced and rewritten to require criminals to serve 85 percent of their sentencing. She was released just a few years ago, allowed to go free in July of 2019.

But Hendy wasn’t your typical postprison parolee. Hendy opted to serve her two years of parole in prison instead. And since she wasn’t released on parole, she is under no stipulation to answer to the state, and is not required to tell officials where she’s living or what she’s doing.

The case has since gone down as the most infamous in New Mexico history, but is far from over. The FBI still believes more of Ray’s victims are out there –some of them alive, and many of them murdered. The FBI has set up a page displaying the jewelry and clothing articles found at 513 Bass Road that they believe belong to Ray’s other victims.

Sprawled across pages and pages of photos are potential clues solemnly waiting to be identified.

Not without a fight

While the life of Cynthia Vigil Jaramillo hasn’t been easy, it’s clear from her escape from the nightmare on 513 Bass Road that she won’t go down easily.

She spoke publicly about her ordeal for the first time in 2011 to help encourage other victims to come forward. Her voice was soft, but there was no mistaking the strength that cut sharply with each word.

“Please you guys, come forward. This man was a very sick man and these families need the closure,” she said, at times wiping away tears.

During the press conference, the FBI released a photograph of a woman that authorities took from a fake driver’s license found in Ray’s possessions and a photograph of Jill Troia, who was last seen on Oct. 1, 1995, at the Frontier Restaurant with Ray’s daughter. Troia is still missing.

After the bodies of 11 women were found buried in the Albuquerque desert in a different case, Jaramillo connected with Christine Barber and the two commiserated about how violence against sex workers is often overlooked. Those who live “high-risk lifestyles” – sex workers, the homeless, and addicts – are often seen as much less sympathetic victims, especially if they are people of color.

The violence they experience is often brushed off, and their murders go unsolved.

“All I want is for there to be a group that pays attention to the women on the street,” Jaramillo said.

The two founded Street Safe New Mexico in 2010, a volunteer-run nonprofit that provides support to women living on the streets who struggle with homelessness and addiction, and/or have been victims of human trafficking.

You won’t find them in an office making calls or conducting studies, though. The nonprofit works on the street with these women, passing out nonlethal weapons to them for free. They also put together a Bad Guy List of violent men that they hand out to the women.

The nonprofit’s website ends with this description:

“This is how we advocate. Hard.”

Anyone with information about David Parker Ray or any potential victims should contact the FBI at 505-889-1300. To support Street Safe, visit streetsafenewmexico.org.

If you’re a long-time user of the marijuanas, it can feel like a major challenge to break through the tolerance barrier you’ve built up. As you probably know, the more frequently you indulge, the more resistance your body develops, requiring you to consume larger amounts.

I recently encountered this very issue when a few friends came to visit over the weekend. No matter what we smoked or ingested, we struggled to hit that perfect sweet spot — ya know, when you’re blissfully euphoric yet comfortably drowsy? But here’s the kicker: all of us are near-daily users of the herb, so our tolerance had become quite hefty, unfortunately.

When we weren’t attempting to get baked on my couch, we partook in typical Colorado activities like hiking, sightseeing, shopping, and exploring dispensaries. Towards the end of the day, we made a stop at one of my favorite dispensaries, confident that the friendly budtenders there could solve our dilemma. And wouldn’t you know it, they did!

While perusing the dispensary, a budtender recommended we try a bag of Rebel Edibles Chocolate Caramel Chews. These little treats pack a punch with 10 milligrams of THC per piece and lean towards providing sativa-like effects.

I gotta be honest with you — this isn’t the kind of edible I’d typically choose for myself. Chewy candies aren’t really my thing, but I was willing to put my bias aside and give it a shot. And boy, am I glad I did!

The blend of caramel and chocolate flavors melded together in a delightful, chewy concoction that went down oh-sosmoothly. Let me tell you, they were freakin’ delicious! The sweetness completely

masked any weed taste, which I personally can’t stand. You can thank me later.

Turns out, these edibles are also insanely potent. One minute you might find yourself in fits of laughter over something someone said, and the next, you’re shamelessly stuffing your face with chocolate while standing in front of the fridge. Not that I’d know from personal experience, of course...

Now, hear me out on this. Normally, when you indulge in edibles, you’re pretty much reduced to a couch potato, drooling while glued to the TV, right? Well, for some unknown reason, that evening we thought it’d be a brilliant idea to deepclean my entire house, from top to bottom. Even as I write this, stone-cold sober, I can’t quite wrap my head around it. We tackled dishes, vacuuming, scrubbing the floors, and even overhauled the kitchen cabinets.

Unfortunately, because our brains felt like they’d been through a blender, the cleaning process took way longer than anticipated. We got sidetracked countless times, completely derailing our mission. Ah, the joys of weed...

Eventually, though, our energy levels fizzled out, and we surrendered to watching “Alien” in my living room. Despite having seen the movie a gazillion times, thanks to the boosted energy and heightened awareness from those Rebel Edibles, it felt like a fresh, mind-blowing experience: equal parts terrified, anxious, and in awe.

In any case, if you’re in the mood for something sweet, delectable, and chewy that’ll get you so high, you’ll start questioning the existence of your own toes, I have a hunch you’ll absolutely adore Rebel Edibles Chocolate Caramel Chews. Just maybe skip the house cleaning, alright?

Sir Blaze Ridcully

Let’s get rebellious

» Rebel Edibles Chocolate Caramel Chews broke the tolerance curse, and for that, we are thankful

Driving Miss... Sundae?

Ever wake up the day after you got a little too stoned and find yourself trying to figure out just what your high-self was thinking the night before?

Please tell me I’m not the only one, dear readers, because I am not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree after I get to my evening bowl. ESPECIALLY if it’s a strain that will kick your legs out from under you like it did in this instance.

Let’s start from the beginning. The most recent culprit of my stoney forgetfulness is none other than Sundae Driver, a strain we managed to get our sticky fingers on from Durango’s The Green House. You can always count on The Green House to have some pretty striking looking bud, but I did not expect Sundae Driver to be such a little show stopper.

Sundae Driver is, well, let’s just say would be an understatement. Once I got home with my batch of Sundae Driver, I dumped out a few of the nugs into my palm and held them up to one of my lights as I am want to do. These nugs are about as colorful as they come. As I turned each one at different angles to study the bud, I caught a flair of various colors speckled throughout. Sundae Driver sports deep purple veins and bright orange flecks decorating these thick nugs. In between the purple and orange were spurts of light green that popped whenever it caught the light.

I should have known I was in for a ride right then and there, but, ALAS.

Sundae Driver is a hybrid that split straight down the middle, landing somewhere in that strange, foggy land a perfect concoction of an indica and a sativa. If you want something that will offer you euphoria but also make you feel balanced and mellow, y’all don’t want to miss out on what Miss Sundae is up to.

I stepped outside onto my patio, ground up a nug, and lit er’ up. It’d been a long week and I hadn’t gotten the chance to partake in a few days. Within a few short tokes, I was already starting to feel a little less stressed about life.

Sundae Driver is a bit sweet, dare I saw fruity even? I had the briefest aftertaste of something along the lines of Skittles before it morphed into something a little more floral and herbal. Only two to three hits in, I noticed my brain started jumping all over the place, accompanied by a

peaceful haze as cannabis is want to do.

To be honest y’all, I’ve hit a creative wall recently (other than a few sad cases of accidental rhyming apparently), and Sundae Driver apparently was holding one of the keys to my brain. I had a sense of sudden inspiration I don’t typically get with marijuana and immediately started writing down any creative thought that leaped into my brain. At one point, I wrote down that I was a brain fisherman, catching all the idea fish with my net.

Hey. I didn’t say they were smart thoughts. Just creative.

It was the first time in weeks that I didn’t feel like I was beating my head against a wall trying to come up with a creative outlet that didn’t bore me to tears. Eventually, I wandered back inside to let my friend know that I was a creative genius. Said friend, who was also stoned, agreed and our conversation rabbit trailed off into something neither of us was following.

From here, things start to get a little hazy. I’m fairly certain I tore through an entire bag of crackers I’d been saving for my work week because I found crumbs all over my couch and an empty plastic bag on the counter. I’d apparently left the TV on, too, because when I followed my trail of crumbs to the living room, Netflix was suggesting all these new shows and I had to wonder what exactly I’d turned on the night before that Netflix concluded I was even remotely interested in these shows. I’d finished the night with a long shower before face-planting in my bed because I remember falling asleep in my bathtub at one point (please, don’t ask).

Listen, while Sundae Driver might not have ended as impressively for me as it began, it’s a helluva strain, there’s no denying that. In fact, this little Miss found its way into my go-to strain smokin’ list which is very exclusive, mind you. But don’t just take my word for it. You’d be missing out.

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» Sundae Driver took us on a wild ride and things got a little weird. Just how we like it

Do you ever get so bogged down by life that you really just need a good excuse to sleep for 12 hours straight without any disturbances or weird, vivid dreams that you have to live with the next day? Anyone? Well, dear readers, I do. Often. But, unfortunately, those opportunities are rare so I usually just take my crappy six hours of sleep and run with it. Thus is life.

I have accepted the “Groundhog’s Day” cycle that is trapping yourself indoors because of COVID-19. And because I’m antisocial and would rather watch a “Forensic Files” replay on TV most days.

But not this week! This week, I got my hands on some Wedding Pie from our budtender friends at The Green House. If you’ve never heard of Wedding Pie, I guarantee you’ve heard of its parentage. This indica-leaning hybrid is a cross between Wedding Cake and Grape Pie, so I knew I was in for a real treat because I’m a real big fan of Wedding Cake.

I got even more excited when I opened up the container when I got home. Y’all. Wedding Pie is some smelly bud. But not in a bad way, more in a, “Oh HELLO!

You’re about to smoke some dank weed,” type of way. Wedding Pie actually smells a bit fruity: lemony and sweet with some underlying spicy and earthy notes. This stuff is strong, so whip this out in a space where you’re trying to be subtle because Wedding Pie will out you so fast. And, to be fair, this is a strain that you should smoke loud and proud.

Which is exactly what I did.

These pretty little nugs have little flecks of auburn in them and are covered in tiny crystal trichomes which only make them that much lovelier to look at. I tried not to touch them too much, however, as it turns out that Wedding Pie is actually pretty sticky.

I hadn’t used my trusty little pipe in a minute so I dug it out of my weed drawer (yes, I have one of those), packed a bowl, and lit up. Initially, Wedding Pie tasted very earthy but the aftertaste came out very sweet and fruity, almost like inhaling a handful of berries. This stash from The Green House came in at 30% THC, so I was trying to be careful with how much I smoked. (If you’re new here, The Green

House tends to have strains that will leave you feeling like you’re in an Air Force jet going 1,800 miles an hour.) Alas, as it usually goes with weed, I couldn’t help myself. Also, after about three puffs I was already feeling it and there was no way I was going to just leave it at three measly tokes.

Wedding Pie had an almost instant calming effect on me. I wrote in my notes, “feels like someone put an emotional weighted blanket on me.” I have no idea what an “emotional weighted blanket” means but it must be good because the notes after that are “feeling peaceful” and “feels like I’m floating on a cloud in the room.” Sober Me thinks that sounds very excellent and I’m sure Stoned Me did, too.

Wedding Pie also gave me a feeling of detachment, the kind that you hope to achieve as a wisened respectable figure that everyone goes to for advice. And, listen, if I can achieve that status as a stoned person smoking Wedding Pie on their back patio, then literally anyone can. I felt like I could solve any problem, especially when I started re-watching “90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way” and started

doling out advice to the people on screen who obviously could not hear me.

I can honestly say I don’t remember any of the obviously grand and helpful things I kept yelling at the TV. Yes, everyone. Wedding Pie turned me into a dating expert for all of three hours until I passed out with a handful of garlic and parmesan kettle chips shoved in my mouth.

Y’all, I got to say, after smoking Wedding Pie, I had some of the best sleep in my life. No, I didn’t pass out for an entire 12 hours but I got my tight eight in and I didn’t wake up once like I normally do, typically from tossing and turning or halfawake freaking out over a strange sound I heard.

If you’re experiencing a lot of anxiety or struggling to get a good night of sleep like me, I cannot recommend Wedding Pie enough. It’ll be some of the best sleep you’ve had in a long time and it makes it so much easier to wind down before you go to bed. Trust me. Those dark circles under your eyes will thank you for your service.

Sir Blaze Ridcully

We’re ready to get married, sort of » Wedding Pie made us want to get hitched to a weed (a WEEEEEEED)

Ask a pothead (or two... or maybe just one this month)

» Sir Blaze Ridcully takes over to answer all of your burning weed-related queries. Hold onto your butts. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.

Hey there, friends! This is Blaze, your friendly neighborhood pothead. My buddy Puf is on vacation this month, so I’m flying this here weed plane solo. That’s right. This isn’t ask a couple of potheads anymore; it’s ask one singular pothead for this issue. In other words, this shiiiiiiiz is mine, all mine! Suck it, Puf. Just kidding. Puf will be back next month, as snarky as ever. But for this month, I’ll be your safe place for answers on all

things pot. And you can ask me and JUST ME about ANYTHING YOU WANT TO in here. There are no rules. You can even email me at 4 a.m. on a Tuesday if you want to. The world is my freaking pothead oyster! Ain’t nobody dragging me down. Anyway, this month is a doozy, with questions on weed tourism, interstate weed transport, and where to get the cheapest stuff cause life is expensive. So without further ado, let’s get to it.

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I live in Colorado where weed is legal and want to mail a friend some edibles in Oregon where it’s also legal. Is there any way I can do this?

Blaze: Sorry, my dude. No can do. Despite marijuana being legal in both states, weed is still federally criminalized and considered a Schedule I drug by the federal government. So, if you ship marijuana over state lines (whether you use USPS, UPS, or FedEx) and if you’re caught, it can be considered a federal crime. You could end up facing felony charges, jail time, and lots of money in fines. So, until weed becomes legalized federally (which we can only keep praying to Zuul for), you’re going to have to be satisfied with sending your friend a gift card or Venmo-ing them so they can treat themselves at their local dispensary.

I’m visiting Denver and want to explore some of the weed tourism there. What is there to do?

Blaze: Denver has long been considered a top destination in the U.S. for weed tourism. After all, we were the first state to legalize it back in 2012. Because of that, there are lots of things to do in Denver if you’re wanting to fully immerse yourself in weed culture. To start, you can enjoy one of the handfuls of marijuana lounges located across the city. These establishments operate like bars, in a way, except instead of beers, it’s marijuana. While every establishment has its own way of doing things (some require that you purchase membership while others only allow you to consume edibles), it can be a chill place to get to know other Denver stoners. On top of that, you can take weed tours, classes where you can paint and puff, and cooking classes where you can get stoned and learn a new recipe.

Weed deliveries are legal in Denver. When do you think other parts of Colorado will offer deliveries, too?

Blaze: Weed deliveries can be a convenient way for stoners to stock up on their

cannabis stash without having to leave home. Unfortunately, it’s not offered in many areas outside of Denver with exceptions like Aurora and Boulder which are located just outside of Denver. This is because weed delivery legislation is going to be dependent on the city you live in. Your local city legislatures will be responsible for not only legalizing weed delivery but deciding on any rules and regulations that dispensaries will have to abide by if they choose to approve it.

I have a conviction in Colorado from getting caught with weed way back when before it was legal. Is it possible for me to get this expunged from my record?

Blaze: In light of its current legalization, marijuana criminal charges that are still hanging over people’s heads seems a little ridiculous. In 2017, Colorado passed legislation to help people with old marijuana convictions get their records removed and sealed. However, whether you’re able to

do this may depend on what your charges were. Your best course of action is to consult with an attorney, or, depending on where you live, consult a legal clinic in Boulder or Denver counties.

Whenever I smoke indicas I gain a lot of energy, but when I smoke sativas I get tired. When I researched, I found that it’s supposed to be the opposite. Is something wrong with me?

Blaze: Absolutely not! The anticipated effects of a strain are pretty generalized. There’s no hard and fast rules for how marijuana is supposed to make you feel, think, etc. In fact, I think it’s pretty common for people to have various experiences depending on the strain. I think it would actually be pretty boring if everyone had the same reactions, to be honest. I myself have had plenty of times when I’ve had a sativa and passed out on my couch immediately after or smoked an indica then proceeded to clean my entire kitchen. I say go with the

flow and don’t let expectations ruin your experiences.

I want to use cannabis but I don’t want to feel high. What sort of products should I use?

Blaze: To be clear, the CBD in cannabis is the non-psychoactive ingredient in cannabis while THC is the psychoactive ingredient. What this means is that THC will get you high while CBD won’t. However, marijuana dispensaries cannot sell CBD-only products — all products must include THC. However, some dispensaries do sell products that contain high amounts of CBD and a small percentage of THC. Most likely, these products will not get you high, but just to be on the safe side, try them in small amounts. If you want to use cannabis but avoid THC completely, you can also visit CBD-only stores that provide products with zero THC.

Why does marijuana feel different when I smoke it rather than eating it in edible form?

Blaze: When you’re smoking marijuana rather than ingesting it, your body is absorbing THC in a completely different manner. When you smoke marijuana, the THC is going directly to your brain rather than being processed using different organs. This is why, when smoking, you tend to get stoned much faster than when you ingest it via edibles. On the other hand, when you take edibles, your body processes the edible using your liver, creating a chemical called 11-hydroxy-THC. The digestive process may take longer for you to get high, but it will be a more potent high.

I tend to buy cheap pipes to smoke weed out of. Inevitably, they always end up breaking, getting lost, or become

gross enough to where I don’t want to clean them. Is that a bad way to use weed?

Blaze: Cheap pipes for life! Did I just discover a new band name? As I used to do the same thing, I personally don’t think it’s a bad way to ingest weed, but it’s not so great for the environment to keep buying and throwing away cheap pipes. If it’s becoming a real problem or you’re feeling guilty or you’re over constantly having to replace your hardware, consider going the edible route (much harder to lose) or buying an expensive vape that will inspire you to not lose or break it.

I get headaches. A lot. And sometimes they’re debilitating. I’m not big on smoking weed but would marijuana help with my headaches?

Blaze: I feel this person’s pain. I am a long-time sufferer of painful headaches from when I was a kid that eventually morphed into vomit-inducing migraines. Over the years, however, I have found that the answer to your question is “yes.” Marijuana can help you with your headaches. There has been many an instance where I was hellbent on never moving again because of a migraine, but Puf passed me their vape and within five minutes I was feeling well enough to rally. Science backs me up on this as a 2019 Washington State University study found that cannabis cut headache and migraine pain by half. I say this while acknowledging that everyone’s bodies work differently, and while there is always the chance it might not work for you, it can’t hurt to try. If you’re not a big fan of smoking weed, you’re a weed newbie, or you straight up just don’t want to get high when you have the headache from hell, I suggest toking on a few puffs of CBD only strains and either avoid THC or smoke a strain that has low THC content. And if you do, just take a few hits.

GodDANG weed is expensive. Ain’t nobody got cash for that. I need a deal. Where can I find the cheapest weed in Colorado?

Blaze: Well, it all depends on exactly what you are looking for, friend — and how far you’re willing to drive. The good news is that there’s a ton of information out there about the average price of weed in Colorado (yay, research!) so we know where the average costs are and what you may want to shoot for if you’re looking for the absolute cheapest stuff around.

While I can’t say for certain, what the studies show is that if it’s cheap flower you want, you’ll need to head to Montezuma County, where cannabis sells for $3.06 per gram on average. For concentrate, plan a trip to Pueblo County, where concentrate sells for $11.74 on average. Just a reminder, though, that weed and

concentrate prices can vary by a LOT, especially depending on the dispensary, the rarity of the strain, and other factors, so maybe don’t bank on your drive out to Montezuma County to be worth it without doing your own research. Gas prices are a bitch, so…you’ve been warned. Homework is necessary.

I’ve been smoking weed for a long time, and I also have terrible shortterm memory. I’ve always blamed marijuana for it, but is this accurate?

Blaze: I actually had to Google this because I do the exact same thing. Turns out, science doesn’t know a whole lot about it either. According to Harvard Health Publishing of Harvard Medical School, the TCH is marijuana can cause short-term memory issues because of how it attaches to brain receptors in areas that manage

memory formation. However, not a whole lot is known about its long-term effects. If your memory issues are something you’re concerned about, perhaps consider taking a break from using cannabis and see how your brainpower fairs after that. That or do sudoku puzzles more often!

I live in Hawaii where I am a registered cannabis user with a Board of Health permit to grow 10 plants. I have been using and making RSO for my old joint injuries and arthritic pain with great success. My problem has always been at the end of the cooking process in my crockpot, which gets up to 190 degrees Fahrenheit, the oil is so thick I can just barely scrape it out

of the pot. I always use Everclear or 190-proof Clear Spring alcohol as my solvent. What am I doing wrong, maybe overcooking? Can this real thick goo be thinned out?

Blaze: I’m so glad to hear that Rick Simpson Oil (RSO) has been working so well for your joints and arthritis. I personally don’t know much about RSO, but based on what small bits of information I do know, RSO is supposed to be pretty thick. Once your oil starts to thicken, consider adding more water and either lowering your heat or completely removing it from heat before it gets too thick.

I have asthma but I’ve been smoking marijuana for years. I don’t feel like it’s impacting

my asthma but I’d like to know if there are any long-term negative effects.

Blaze: We highly recommend that you talk to your doctor about your asthma and smoking because you really shouldn’t be smoking (period) if you have asthma. Smoking can cause inflammation in your lungs, triggering asthma attacks and make your symptoms worse than they already are. Since we’d really like to see you live on to continue to enjoy cannabis, please consider other equally great options. We highly recommend that you cross over to taking edibles if you’re really wanting to keep a bit of dankness in your life.

I’ve heard of marijuana lounges opening in Denver, but what are they? I’d like to go to

one but want to know what to expect.

Blaze: Marijuana lounges are a bit like bars for people who would rather spend their evening ingesting cannabis than alcohol. It’s a way for people to ingest marijuana in public, legally, with their social circles. While lounges have the option to be public areas, many of these types of businesses choose to remain private as, under Denver laws, otherwise guests would not be allowed to smoke inside. Unfortunately (but understandably), many of these lounges were closed during the coronavirus pandemic like restaurants and bars. Many of those lounges in Denver have since reopened, most even in time for the beloved 4/20 celebration.

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Four Corners dispensaries

Durango

Acme Healing Center, 1644 Co Rd 203, 970-247-2190, acmehealingcenter.com

Colorado Grow Co., 965 1/2 Main Ave., 970-259-1647, coloradogrowcompany. com

Durango Organics - Bodo Park, 72 Suttle Street, Suite F, 970-259-3674, durangoorganics.com

Durango Organics - Grandview, 37 Co Rd 232, 970-426-4381, durangoorganics. com

Durango Rec Room, 145 E. College Drive, 970-764-4087, durangorecroom. com

The Greenery, 208 Parker Ave., Suite E, 970-403-3710, durangogreenery.com

The Green House, 730 S Camino Del Rio, 970-247-2420, thegreenhousecolorado.com/durango

LOVA Canna CO — Durango, 1135 S Camino Del Rio Suite 220, 970-422-8029, lovaco.com

Mammoth Farms Dispensary, 927 CO3, 970-422-3282, info@mammothfarms.

Prohibition Herb, 1185 Camino del Rio, 970-385-8622, prohibitionherb.com

Kinfolk Farms, 83 Davidson Creek Road, 970-759-8683

Rocky Mountain High, 120 E. 36th Street, 970-259-4093, rockymountainhigh.co

Santé , 742 ½ Main Ave., 970-3752837, santecolorado.com

Telluride Bud Company, 3473 Main Ave., 970-422-8311, telluridebc.com

Cortez

Chronic Therapy, 1020 S. Broadway, 970-529-2045, chronictherapy.co

Doobie Sisters, 695 N. Broadway, 970565-2345, doobiesistersco.com

Durango Organics Cortez, 1104 E. Main Street, 970-565-6500, durangoorganics.com

The Herbal Alternative, 1531 Lebanon Road, 970-529-7007, theherbalalternative.net

LivWell Cortez, 1819 E. Main Street,

970-565-9577, livwell.com/cortez

The Medicine Man, 310 E. Main Street, 970-564-5181, cortezmedicineman.com

Mountain Annie’s, 1644 CO Rd 203, 970-247-2190, mountainanniescannabis. com/durango

Mancos

The Beacon, 230 N. Oak, 970-5339848

Blend, 198 S. Frontage Rd. E, 970-5335050, blendmancos.business.site

The Bud Farm, 385 N. Willow Street, 970-533-9931, thebudfarm.net

LivWell Mancos, 449 Railroad Ave. #1, 970-533-9848, livwell.com/mancos

Pagosa Springs

The Green House, 270 E. Pagosa Street, 970-264-4420, greenhousepagosa.com

Pagosa Therapeutics, 235 Bastille Drive, 970-731-4420, pagosatherapeutics.com

San Juan Strains, 365 E. Pagosa Street, Unit B, 970-264-5323, sanjuanstrains.

com

Smoke Rings, 266 E Pagosa Street, 970264-0942

Pagosa Craft Dispensary, 127 Goldmine Dr., 970-264-0833, pagosacraftcannabis.com

High Grade Specialists, 600 Cloman Blvd. #1, 970-731-3202, highgradespecialists.com

Farmington, New Mexico

Ultra Health Dispensary Farmington, 4251 E. Main St., Suite D, Farmington, 505-258-4634, ultrahealth.com/newmexico-dispensaries/farmington-2

Purlife Farmington, 3024 E. Main St., Farmington, 505-433-2672, www.purlifenm. com

New Mexico Alternative Care, 534 E. Broadway Ave., Farmington, 505-258-4952

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