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Community thaws its way out of storm damage More than half of Durham residents remain without power

By RUTH CARLITZ The Chronicle

The snow and freezing rain had stopped falling and temperatures were climbing out of the freezing range by midday Thursday, but for many Durham residents, the worst had just begun.

Wednesday’s ice storm caused massive damage to power lines, leaving over a million North Carolinians without electricity. Durham was hit especially hard—about 95 percent of households were without power right after the storm.

City and county officials responded quickly, providing emergency services and setting up shelters for cold citizens.

In addition, Gov. Mike Easley dispatched the North Carolina National Guard Saturday to assist residents in the state’s hardest-hit areas. Guardsmen knocked on 1,200 doors in Durham to ensure that residents were okay.

The city and county declared a state of emergency Thursday night—including a driving curfew and a ban on al-

cohol sales.

The curfew banned citizens from

driving between the hours of 5 p.m.

Thursday night to 6 a.m. Friday morning and was again in effect Friday and Saturday nights, beginning at 10 p.m.

“We kept it in place because we still felt that people should use extreme caution at night,” said said Deborah Craig-Ray, Durham County’s See DURHAM on page 6

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A STUDENT enters the Old Chemistry Building Thursday amid falling branches and icy sidewalks. Classes were postponed from Thursday until Friday last week after an icy winter storm wreaked havoc on North Carolina.

Duke provides shelter for Durham residents following ice storm

By ALEX GARINGER The Chronicle

With its own electricity supply secure this weekend, the University served as an oasis and a refuge to off-campus students, Durham residents, city employees and faculty and staff who were left without power following last Wednesdays severe ice storm.

From a special needs shelter in the Intramural Building to hot meals for storm cleanup crews, the University opened its doors to the community as its own students and faculty coped with the aftermath of the storm just days before final exams were set to begin.

Although more than 100,000 Durham residents were left without power, the Universitys electricity was unaffected because it is connected to the power grid that provides energy to Duke Hospital—a supply that is almost impossible to shut down, officials said.

Only the Washington Duke Inn, the Primate Center and a few otherbuildings on the periphery lost power, and some of those were still connected to generators to keep operations running.

The American Red Cross authorized Duke to open the IM Building Friday and Saturday to serve as a special needs shelter. University officials, volunteers and

doctors provided more than 30 Durham residents—most of whom had illnesses with cots to sleep on, medical assistance, hot food courtesy of Dining Services and basketball tickets for children to attend the men’s game versus Michigan.

“Everyone was doing whatever they could to help and all of our guests were treated wonderfully,” said John Burness, senior vice president for public affairs and government relations.

Burness said the University also provided meals for the city’s 100-member storm cleanup crew, vans to transport —

See DUKE STORM on page 8

Campaign shoots for SSOM more Two seniors win Rhodes awards

By ALEX GARINGER The Chronicle

University fundraising officials are looking forward to a generous holiday season to boost The Campaign for Duke closer to its $2 billion goal, but they say it will not likely top that goal before February.

Current funds pledged sit at $1.9496 billion, about $50.4 million short ofthe overall goal originally targeted for December 2003, according to numbers released by the Office of University Development this weekend. Peter Vaughn, director of communications and donor relations, said that at the current pace and barring any very large gifts, Duke will break the goal in early February.

Vaughn noted, however, that even when the $2 billion is reached, there will likely be areas still left unfulfilled.

Dave Chokshi, a double major in chemistry and public policy, and Jacob Foster, a physics major, both won the prestigious scholarship and will pursue graduate study in Oxford, England.

By KEVIN LEES The Chronicle

Two Duke seniors were selected over the weekend for the prestigious Rhodes Scholarship for graduate study in Oxford, England.

Seniors Dave Chokshi and Jacob Foster, both of whom were recipients of the University’s A.B. Duke scholarship and the Faculty Scholar award as well, were chosen as two of 32 Rhodes Scholars in the United States, out of an initial pool of 981 applicants.

“This is a complete shock. I actually was convinced up until the day before the deadline that I wasn’t going See RHODES on page 13

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at 12:30 p.m. in Duke Chapel. Schneider, who was a ior, died last week. See page 4

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Venezuelan government deals with oil strike

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez sent troops to force gas stations to open and threatened to take over private gas delivery companies Sunday amid increasing signs of scarcity due to a strike that has shut down production by the world’s fifth-largest oil producer.

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Facing rekindled outrage from priests and parish-

ioners over new revelations of clergy misconduct, Cardinal Bernard Law went to Rome instead of the Cathedral of the Holy Cross Sunday as about 400 protesters renewed calls for his resignation.

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Low voter turnout prevents Serbian election

Serbia failed for a second time to elect a president as only 45 percent of 6.5 million eligible voters showed up to cast ballots Sunday, deepening a political crisis in the dominant Yugoslav republic •

Investigators question Citigroup, Enron ties

Congressional investigators examine undisclosed deals between Enron and Citigroup, raising questions on whether the bank ignored internal guidelines qpd accounting requirements to satisfy an important client, •

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leader Saddam Hussein’s claims that he has no atomic weapons or programs to develop them.

Arriving at Vienna’s airport, a U.N. inspector handed over a green suitcase full of the 2,100 pages of documents in English and Arabic brought from Baghdad to the International Atomic Energy Agency, the Viennabased agency that leads the hunt for nuclear arms in Iraq and the long-

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Union leaders have told their members a bankruptcy filing is imminent and unavoidable, and CEO Glenn Tilton has told employees it was becoming “a more likely outcome.”

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A spokesman for United’s pilot union urged passengers Sunday not to abandon the airline if it files for bankruptcy.

“We’re going to be flying airplanes, today, tomorrow, next week and next year,” pilots spokeperson Herb Hunter said. “We don’t want people to give up on us, because we’re going to come through this. This is going to be painful for the stockholders and the employees, but the airline’s going to keep flying and we’re going to come out of this stronger.

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The lAEA hopes to provide the Security Council with a preliminary analysis within 10 days, and a more detailed analysis when it reports back at the end of January, Elßaradei said.

Iraq insists it has no programs for developing nuclear, biological or chemical weapons. It turned over the declaration to UN. officials in Baghdad Saturday—a day before the United Nations’ deadline.

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Dole prepares to begin Senate career Ice storm postpones agenda

By RUTH CARLITZ The Chronicle

The day before students return to Duke in January, another class will be reassembling in Washington, D.C. The U.S. Senate will reconvene Jan. 7 at noon with a new Republican majority and 10 freshman senators, including Republican Senator-elect Elizabeth Dole representing North Carolina.

Dole spent last week participating in an orientation on Capitol Hill, where she and the other new members—seven other Republicans and two Democrats —learned about the Senate’s seniority system, personal security, handling classified information and Senate plans for continuing operations in the event of a terrorist attack or other

The Board of Trustees held an abbreviated meeting Friday afternoon, postponing much of its work to its May meeting.

By DAVE INGRAM The Chronicle

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Dole will replace fellow Republican Jesse Helms, who has served in the Senate for 30 years. Helms’ departure has been both celebrated and lamented, but some expect the transition from Helms to Dole not to be substantially significant.

Ted Arrington, professor of political science at the University of North Carolina at Charlotte, said the major difference between Dole and Helms is one of style, not substance.

“She’s not an in-your-face politician, [she’s] not a racist,” he said. “She certainly isn’t someone North Carolina will be ashamed of as has been the case

with Helms.”

But he added, “In terms of the way she votes, there wouldn’t be a 5 percent difference [from Helms.]”

Arrington said Dole may work better than Helms with North Carolina’s

now-senior senator, Democrat John

Edwards.

“They might be able to work out

some agreements for judicial appointments,” he said, citing an issue that was often a sticking point between Helms and Edwards. “Her style is to get along.

Helms’ style was to be Dr. No and to just draw a line in the sand and say, ‘This is what I’m going to do.’”

Dole stressed during her campaign

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SENATOR-ELECT ELIZABETH DOLE speaks during a debate in her campaign to succeed Sen Jesse Helms as one of North Carolina’s two senators. that she would improve North Carolina’s economy, in part through a subsidy for tobacco farmers, and offered a partial privatization plan to save Social Security.

“Her first priority is doing everything that she can to get the economy

moving again and help bring more jobs to North Carolina,” Dole spokesperson Mary Brown Brewer said, Dole also pledged never to vote to raise taxes and, during one debate, See DOLE on page 8

Trustee discussions on athletics, grade inflation and several other issues will have to wait until next year, after extreme weather conditions forced the Board of Trustees to cut short its meeting this weekend.

Only about half of the Board’s 37 voting members actually made it to Durham, due to transportation difficulties. Many of those who did come faced problems with living arrangements, as most stayed in the Washington Duke Inn, which had lighting and hot water but no heat.

Trustees held only two meetings of the weekend’s full schedule of events.

The Building and Grounds Committee and the Business and Finance Committee met in a joint session Friday morning, and Board members gathered in a plenary session that afternoon.

The Trustees’ only public action involved three planned construction projects. They gave final approval to a $22 million, 4,7,000 square-foot addition to the Divinity School that will include a new 315-seat chapel, named for the late W. Kenneth Goodson, a former Trustee, as well as a bishop in the United Methodist Church. The addition will also have offices, classroom space, a bookstore, a preaching and worship lab, and prayer room.

“This additional space will make a profound difference in enabling people See TRUSTEES on page 6

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Schneider memorial to be held Tues.

From staff reports A memorial service will be held for Maggie Schneider Tuesday afternoon in Duke Chapel at 12:30 p.m.

Schneider, a junior biology major, died Wednesday afternoon following injuries sustained in an auto accident the previous Saturday. A native ofSt. John’s, Newfoundland, Canada, Schneider was studying at the Marine Lab this fall. She was returning there with two of her friends last Saturday night when a drunk-driver lost control of his vehicle and slammed into her vehicle and another car.

At Duke, Schneider had been an active member ofthe Project WILD wilderness organization, and was an avid runner, serving as treasurer of the Duke Roadßunners. Schneider was also involved in Wilderness Opportunities for Durham Students, and worked at the Primate Center.

Friends at Duke had held a vigil for Schneider last Monday night and held an impromptu memorial last Wednesday night following her death.

Schneider is survived by her parents, Dave Schneider and Barbara Mayer.

Several memorial events were held at the Duke Marine Lab in Beaufort, N.C. over the weekend.

Mayer said Sunday night that anyone who wished to send letters to the family could send them to their home address: 20 Reeves Place, St. John’s, NFLD, Canada, AIBIJ4.

She said that the family had not set up any memorial scholarship yet, but that donations could be made in her daughter’s memory to WOODS. Cards and messages for Schneider’s family can also be sent to: Duke University Marine Laboratory, 135 Duke Marine Lab Road, Beaufort, NC 285169721, in care of Belinda Williford.

AN UPROOTED TREE sits in the Sarah P. Duke Gardens. The gardens were hit hard by the ice storm Wednesday and officials estimate it will take from four to five weeks for the gardens to be safe enough to walk through.

Gardens sustain heavy ice damage

By ALEX GARINGER The Chronicle

It was a classic battle of Mother Nature vs. Mother Earth.

When last week’s icy winter storm pummeied through the Triangle, it left in its wake a ravaged Sarah P. Duke Gardens. Officials estimate that the clean-up in the gardens after the worst storm damage in its history could take as many as five or six weeks.

“It’s worse than Hurricane Fran. It’s the worst ice storm anyone here has ever experienced,” said Greg Nace, associate director of horticulture for the gardens. “We’ve seen damage in the gardens before, but nothing on this scale.”

About a half dozen trees were downed under the weight of more than an inch of ice, including a towering oak on the south lawn. Hundreds of other branches also fell.

“It is still going to be a dangerous situation for probably a good four or five weeks,” he said. “We prefer people not walk through the gardens right now.”

Nace said one of the grounds staff’s first priorities will be to try to open a path between Central Campus and Flowers Drive.

The gardens have been closed since Thursday as concerns mounted about the many “widow makers”—loose branches hanging in trees that could fall to the ground at any moment. Nace noted that the lack of strong wind has helped the situation, but that, “things are still coming down.”

The University will hire a professional tree crew to climb trees and cut out the widow makers. Those professionals will accompany a group of 10 regular grounds staff, who will start sweeping through the gardens today.

“Oak trees were especially hit because they still had the leaves on the trees and they collected a lot more weight than they could handle,” Nace said.

He added that the tops of pine trees also suffered greatly, and because pines can’t regenerate, crews will need to cut down about 50 and perform major tree

surgery on many others.

Nace explained that the clean-up process will be very slow.

“A lot of the trees are under tension because of the ice, so cutting the branches and working with chainsaws is very dangerous,” he said.

Crews will place the collected debris into a staging area, where some will be chipped and others will be hauled out by contractors.

“We can’t expect to put it at the side of the road, and have the city pick it up,” Nace joked.

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CRIME BRIEFS From staff reports

Graffiti slurs reported Between 4 p.m. Nov. 30 and 12:25 p.m. Dec. 1, someone vandalized the Duke Primary Care & Specialty Service building, located at 6301 Herndon Rd., by spraypainting graffiti on three different areas. The words “Arabs Niggers & Jews go home” were written on the building, causing an estimated $2,500 worth of damage.

Maj. Robert Dean ofthe Duke University Police Department said there were no suspects and that he did not know if the graffiti was targeted or random.

Bullet holes found An employee reported that between 5 p.m. Dec. 3 and 7:50 a.m. Dec. 4, someone damaged two windows in the Hospital’s North Pavilion. In room 1152, there was a bullet hole in the exterior window but not the interior window. The window in room 1153 had a bullet hole through both windows. Both projectiles were re-

covered. The rooms were not occupied at the time the damage occurred.

Laptop stolen

A student reported that between 11 and 11:30 a.m.

Dec. 3, someone stole his unprotected $2,000 Dell Inspiron serial laptop computer, number W8LMP5414993, and $2OO Sprint cellular phone. The items were in cubicle 270 of the law school library.

Electronics taken

Between midnight and 11 a.m. Dec. 2, while a student’s vehicle was parked in the Edens Lot at Towerview Drive and Wannamaker Road, someone cut the $lOO convertible right side window and stole his $3OO CD player, 60 CDs worth $9OO, $lOO Belkin radar detector and caused $lOO damage to the center console and $3O damage to the center light fixture.

Glasses taken A visitor reported that between 5:30 and 10 a.m.

Dec. 6, she was sleeping on a hallway bench just outside 5100 Duke North. She had placed her $lOO gold-colored wire rim eyeglasses on the table beside her. When she awoke, she noticed the glasses were no longer there.

CD player stolen While a student’s vehicle was parked at 215 Anderson St. between 6 p.m. Dec. 4 and 1 p.m. Dec. 5, someone broke out the $75 right rear window and stole his $2OO CD player.

Crime briefs are compiled from Duke University Police Department reports. Anyone with knowledge about those responsible for these or other crimes at the University can contact Lt. Davis Trimmer at 684-4713 or Durham CrimeStoppers at 683-1200.

CAMPAIGN from page 1 The Nicholas School of the Environment and Earth Sciences, the Fuqua School of Business and the athletics program are the next three divisions that should break their individual goals—all are within 3 percent or less.

“Some schools may very well go over in the next few weeks,” Vaughn said. “Generally, giving is heavy at the end of the calendar year, because of tax purposes.”

Two divisions—the Pratt School of Engineering and the School of Law —surpassed their individual goals in July. The remaining divisions are all within 10 percent oftheir goals, except for the University library system, which, without a specific alumni base, is 15 percent off its $4O million target. Dollar wise, Arts and Sciences is the furthest away, some $3l million short of $4OO million. The Medical Center, which had the largest goal, only needs $lB million more to hit $6OO million.

“We’ll be very happy when we make it [to $2 billion], but there is still a year to go in the Campaign,” Vaughn said. “It’s a little like the Black Faculty

Strategic Initiative. We reached the goal for that a year before projected, but [our strategy does not change! and we continue to recruit minority faculty.”

Vaughn also pointed to financial aid, faculty support and facilities as three components of the Campaign that still need help.

Almost 84 percent of the nearly $1.95 billion pledged has been paid, Vaughn said, noting that although contributions have slowed during the current economic dip, the Campaign has not been greatly impacted.

“We have never seen a huge dip,” he said. “It’s slowed, there’s no question, but even over the last two months [when the stock markets have started to rebound], I’ve personally seen very little difference.”

When The Campaign for Duke officially began in 1998, administrators set an initial overall goal of $1.5 billion by the end of 2003. With the strong economy and early success of the Campaign, Trustees increased the goal to $2 billion in 2000.

Development officials will continue to meet with donors over the coming months. For example, a donor dinner is scheduled in Chicago this month, and several more are planned for early 2003.

Of the 20 universities in the nation with capital campaigns of more than $1 billion, Duke is one of five to set goals of $2 billion or more, according to The Chronicle of Higher Education. The University of Southern California has already surpassed its $2 billion goal by $568 million, while the University of California at Los Angeles, at $2.1 billion as of Oct. 31, is still about $3OO million short of its 2005 goal

of $2.4 billion.

The Johns Hopkins University and the Massachusetts Institute of Technology are still in the early stages of their $2 billion campaigns. The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill is about a billion dollars short of its $l.B billion by 2007 target.

With such capital campaigns, Duke and its peers are attempting to make up lost ground on some of the most-endowed schools in the nation, such as Harvard, Yale and Princeton universities, which, with their long histories, have amassed endowments of over $lB billion, $lO billion and $8 billion, respectively. Duke’s endowment stood at $2.37 billion at the end of the last fiscal year.

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DURHAM from page 1 public information director.

She added that the curfew was also a crime deterrent. “Without power, many of our businesses don’t have their security systems working and don’t have normal lighting,” she added.

The curfew was lifted Sunday, but power company officials estimated that power would not be fully restored to Durham until midnight Wednesday.

“This is unprecedented,” said Ellen Reckhow, chair of the Durham County Board of Commissioners. “As I understand, we have never had such a severe power outage in Durham County.”

Duke Power spokesperson Tom Shiel said the ice storm was the worst in the

company’s history. “Normally when you get a storm it has a focal point, a specific area that gets targeted,” he said. “But [this storm] hit us equally hard.... The devastation was just enormous.”

More than 12,000 workers—including many from out of state —focused efforts on restoring power to vital services, such as police and fire stations, hospitals and water and sewage treatment. The power company then turned to private homes and businesses. As of 11 a.m. Sunday, approximately 33 percent of Durham households had their power restored.

But as citizens scrambled to get warm with alternative heating devices, tragedy struck one Durham household.

Epifanio Navarro died of carbon monoxide poisoning after bringing a small

TRUSTEES from page 3 to be present to one another for the sake of worship, learning and conversation,” Divinity School Dean Gregory Jones said in a statement. “It also offers significant opportunities for strengthening our outreach to laity in lifelong learning, as well as enhancing technologies in the service of our education.”

The Board also approved extending dormitory renovations in Kilgo Quadrangle, half of which was refur-

charcoal grill into the bedroom he shared with his girlfriend and their baby, the Herald-Sun of Durham reported. Dozens more elsewhere in the city were sickened by toxic fumes.

City and county officials worked to provide services to those still without power. “Our main priority has been health and safety,” Reckhow said. “We’ve been taking a lead role in getting shelters operating to serve people who wanted to

take refuge from the cold.”

The county operated two shelters Sunday night—one at Jordan High School, offering services to people with special

health needs, and another at Hillside High School. Over the weekend, more than 600 people took advantage of the

six shelters throughout the city, CraigRay said. The number of shelters was

bished last year as part of a $37 million plan to improve West Campus’ oldest dorms over the next several years.

The project will add air conditioning to the buildings, as well as renovate rooms and bathrooms.

Trustees deferred action on the third project, an addition to the Washington Duke Inn that will add 100 guest rooms as well as additional public areas. The plan had earlier been projected to cost $25 million to $3O million, but the Board put off the idea for further study.

The Board did get a chance to approve the more routine parts of its agenda, including faculty appointments

yesterday.

“As soon as we opened our doors yesterday, we had a full restaurant,” manager Lisa Kelly said. “People just magically knew we were open, and we haven’t slowed down since.”

Durham Public Schools were closed Thursday and Friday, and officials canceled classes for today as well.

and other non-controversial items. Most of the Board’s other major agenda items will be delayed until May, said John Bumess, senior vice president for public affairs and government relations The Trustees are scheduled to devote their February meeting to a two-year review of the University’s current strategic plan, Building on Excellence. Provost Peter Lange said the truncated nature of this weekend’s meeting means the administration will need to spend more time over the next two months preparing the Board for the strategic plan’s review.

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still a top priority for Dole, since it fits Bowles. Urban North Carolina will coninto her economic agenda. “[lt’s] part of tinue to do quite well On most issues, Dole will probably overall fiscal responsibility —you’ve got support a mainstream Republican agento hold the line on spending,” she said.

Arrington said he expects Congress da, Arrington said.

How much power Dole has to effect to pass the tobacco buyout, but he remained doubtful that Dole could bring change in North Carolina will depend on what committees she serves on. Dole jobs back to rural North Carolina. has expressed interest in serving on okay do when “North Carolina will the economy recovers,” he said. “[Dole] is the Senate Armed Services Committee, not going to bring jobs back to rural but the fact that she has ho seniority in the Senate may limit her chances of obNorth Carolina and neither would [Democratic Senate candidate] Erskine taining coveted committee seats. ”

said she would spend her first day in office working on a constitutional amendment giving the president lineitem veto authority.

Arrington said he doubts Dole will spend much time working to pass the line-item veto. “Republicans like to talk about quick fixes that aren’t going to pass and don’t work,” he said.

But Brewer said the line-item veto is

Dole is currently in the process of assembling her Washington staff.

Frank Hill, her campaign policy adviser who served as chief of staff for 10 years to former Rep. Alex McMillan, RN.C., will now become her chief of staff.

Dole has named Salisbury mayor Margaret Kluttz as the state director of her U.S. Senate offices in North Carolina.

Kluttz served as campaign chairwoman and political director during Dole’s Senate campaign.

Gillian Groarke, a senior who lives in Erwin Square, dents had academic difficulties like completing papers without power in their apartments, which the Universifrom page 1 said she and her two roommates lost power in thenapartment Wednesday night and stayed with a sorority ty’s Friday e-mail also addressed.

“It would be inappropriate for me to tell faculty what sister in her dorm room until Saturday. elderly patients and dining services for any Durham resto do WEL in such cases, but we have urged faculty members GA or the and “Duke only offered us to stay in ident looking for a hot meal. “Duke Dining has sold more be sensitive to the circumstances that students have that are available reto [Diner], options to eat Rick’s in food than they ever imagined they could,” Bumess said. emergency,” Groarke said. had,” Chafe said Sunday.

Dean of the Faculty of Arts and Sciences William gardless of a citywide state of Meanwhile, members of the staff and faculty also section off commons rooms for off-cam“They didn’t even Chafe, along with Trinity College Dean Robert Thomprefuge on campus. The John Hope Franklin Centhe found showering.” even for open up gym students or pus son and Registrar Bruce Cunningham, sent an e-mail the.

English department and many other offices ofOthers students tried to find hotels to spend the ter, Friday afternoon to students and faculty detailing steps warm place to sleep and some weekend enteror fered a Virginia. to Raleigh the University was taking to address the emergency weekend in, some traveling concerns were on an indiBumess said. Even Chafe, who was among tainment, student many Moneta said weather issues. and faculty also without power, insurance administrators for the many vidual basis, such as how to deal with For instance, the University opened up Gilbert-Adhis this weekend. in slept At least 10 vehicles office of on cars. their damage limbs falling doms Dormitory and several floors of the McClendon Members of the Board of Trustees, who held a limited by fallen tree branchTower in the West-Edens Link as shelter for off-campus owned by students were damaged this weekend, were forced to sleep in the frigid meeting of dollars, students without power and heat in their apartments. es with damage estimated in the thousands of Duke Inn, which had electricity and hot major Washington reports Duke There were no police reported.

However, few if any students took the University up on water, but no heat. “[The Trustees] were roughing it falling branches. the offer, said Vice President for Student Affairs Larry traffic accidents or injuries frommoved while students were basking in the splendor of their from to Thursday With the last day of classes Moneta. “I do know of many students who crashed on warm Monday, other studorm rooms,” Bumess said. begin exams set to Friday and final other people’s floors,” Moneta said.

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Hurricanes Blue Devils cage Wolverines 81-59 end Duke’s Strong defense leads Duke to lopsided victory over winless Michigan

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XI Although many houses were out of power 59 in the Durham area, I'M the powerhouse that is Duke basketball was in full form Saturday.

Through a stifling defensive effort, the Blue Devils (5-0) dominated an overmatched Michigan team (0-6) 81-59.

Following the theme of the season, Duke struggled early in the game before breaking it open.

Duke’s shooting was as icy as the paths on campus. Finding themselves 3for-14 from the field with an 11-10 deficit with 12:47 to play in the first half, the Blue Devils went on an 8-0 run following a Shavlik Randolph layup, and normalcy appeared to return to Cameron. But like the X-Men character whose name Michigan shares, the Wolverines clawed back to cut Duke’s lead to 20-17 with 9:14 left in the first half.

Still unable to find their shooting touch, the Blue Devils responded to Michigan’s gritty style with defense.

Stymied by six first-half steals from Duhon, Michigan would score only eight more points in the half.

“It was great to see our guys grow and put a lot of emphasis on the defensive end,” Duhon said. “We weren’t shooting the ball that well, but we were s till in the game.”

The last two and a half minutes of the half looked like a Sports Center highlight Duke

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The women’s volleyball team (24-10) lost to Miami (26-5) und of the NCAA Tournament Friday night in a match in which almost nothing seemed to go right.

Competing against the Hurricanes in Madison, Wise., the Blue Devils lost 30-25, 30-18, 30-20, after taking an early 16-8 lead in game one.

“We were really disappointed with our performance,” head coach Jolene Nagel said. “We didn’t execute our game plan at a11.... We did things that were very uncharacteristic for us. We just weren’t ourselves out there, I can tell you that.”

With the loss, Duke now stands at 59 in NCAA play. The Blue Devils have received three consecutive bids to the tournament. Last year they fell to USC in the second round after beating William and Mary.

The performance was especially disappointing for a team that seemed to have so many things going for it. The Blue Devils had posted the school’s best win total since 1994. In the ACC semifi ROBERT TAI/THE CHRONICLE

DAHNTAY JONES delivers a tomahawk slam during Duke’s 81-59 rout of Michigan

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St. Joseph’s, Howard unable to compete with Duke

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If the storm hasn’t been named yet, “Ice Storm Blue Devil Women’s Basketball” would be a great choice.

After the shooting performance given by the women’s basketball team this weekend en route to winning the 15th annual Duke Women’s Basketball Classic, it is clear that the team really knows how to shoot the lights out.

Just ask the Howard Lady Bison (07) and the St. Joseph’s Hawks (2-3).

The No. 1 Blue Devils (7-0) stampeded the Lady Bison Friday night,

128-53, behind the force of a collective team effort, setting school records for points in a game, field goals (51), assists (35) and points in a half—with 68 in the final 20 minutes of play. Iciss

Wade named MVP Running back Alex Wade

was named Duke’s Most Valuable Player at the football team’s annual banquet Sunday night. The junior, who was selected 2nd team All-ACC, ran for 979 yards.

Tillis celebrated her 21st birthday by leading the team in scoring and rebounding with 22 points and 10 rebounds, while recording her 14th career double-double.

Duke returned to action Sunday afternoon against St. Joe’s, defeating them 82-48. This time out it was one person—Alana Beard —who enabled the Blue Devils to get past the Hawks.

Beard, who was named to the all-tournament team along with Tillis and the tournament MVP, finished the game with 29 points in 26 minutes of play, helping to contribute to Duke’s 56 percent shooting percentage for the game.

Following the game, Duke head coach Gail Goestenkors, who spent Thursday night in her office after her house lost power in Wednesday’s storm, expressed mixed emotions about the victory.

“I am happy to come away with a See WOMEN’S on page 10

Brey takes the day

Mike Brey’s Notre Dame team beat No. 2 Texas 9892 Sunday. The unranked Fighting Irish also defeated No. 8 Maryland and No. 13 Marquette in action earlier this week.

ICISS THUS and St. Joseph’s Irina Krasnoshiok watch a shot and jostle for position during Duke’s 82-48 trouncing of the Hawks in the Duke Women’s Basketball Classic Sunday.

Piloting to the crown Portland won the NCAA women’s soccer championships Sunday with a 21 victory over Santa Clara in double overtime. Santa Clara beat UNC in the semifinals 2-1.

BCS matchups Fiesta Bowl, Jan. 3: Miami vs. Ohio State. Orange Bowl, Jan. 2; USC vs. lowa. Sugar Bowl, Jan. 1: FSU vs. Georgia. Rose Bowl, Jan. 1: Washington State vs. Oklahoma.

NFL Scores Jets 19, Broncos 13 Texans 24, Steelers 6 Raiders 24, Chargers 6 Patriots 27, Bills 17 Eagles 27, Seahawks 20 Chiefs 49, Rams 10 Panthers 52, Bengals 31

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Blue Devils’ enormous talent too much for foes It took Howard head coach Cathy Parsons 40 minutes of basketball to find out what the Blue Devil women’s hoops team was missing Friday night: nothing.

“They have no lack,” Parsons said.

“We were outmanned tonight.”

In Duke’s 128-53 trampling of the Lady Bison at Cameron Indoor Stadium, Parsons had plenty of opportunity to observe the Blue Devils firing on all cylinders. The team’s starting five dominated both ends of the court from the first tip, but the depth of the No. 1 Duke Paul CrowleyJ team kept Howard from ever getting —-—7 Gam Cottar, within striking dis tance in one of the most lopsided games in either program’s history.

The Blue Devils used their stifling defense to hold Howard scoreless for nearly three minutes. The potent

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defender before sinking a finger-roll Wynter [Whitley] and Mistie.”

Goestenkors’ faith was vindicated by that was surely the most acrobatic of Bass’ 19 points, seven rebounds and her 16 points.

The Blue Devil bench was not to be three blocks.

Tillis, Bass and Beard were the leadwith just under 10 minutes left outdone; minutes. seven in the half, freshman point guard ing scorers, but the Duke reserves also But the Blue Devils’ total supremacy was especially evident in the play of Lindsey Harding swiped the ball from put up some impressive stats. Freshman its reserves, who accounted for 58 Howard’s Daisha Hicks. Harding then Brooke Smith used her physical play points, five more than Howard’s entire quarterback-passed upcourt to fellow and hook shot to tally 14 points, a career freshman and backcourt mate Jessica high, in just 16 minutes of play. squad. Bench players meshed beautiHarding, Foley and Whitley each netfive Foley, with the Duke whose drive along the baseline giving starters, fully the 59. ted 12 points, raising the total of Duke lead to weapons no matter what lineup was on and soft layup upped in double figures to seven. freshman scorers highlightThis connection the floor.

Bass cited depth among several reaed the many facets of Duke’s talented In the second half, two plays highlighted the Blue Devils’ depth, one team, and should give Blue Devil fans sons for the Blue Devil rout.

“Our whole team was getting so into involving established juniors and one hope for continued success even after its the game,” Bass said. “And the crowd upperclassmen have moved on. showcasing the flair of the freshmen.

Head coach Gail Goestenkors had was just getting outrageous.”

While bringing up the ball with As Duke attacks the tougher parts of 16:30 left in the half, juniorpoint guard altered Friday’s lineup, starting freshVicki Krapohl saw classmate Alana man Mistie Bass at center in a larger its schedule in late December and January, it needs to keep all its pieces in Beard streaking for the hoop. Krapohl’s frontcourt than Duke had been using.

But it was clear to all who saw place. lineups,” hit Beard stride.

“We went with different in Driving long pass Goestenkors said. “We went really big, Friday’s game what the Blue Devils are along the baseline, Beard spun and conmid-air a Howard torted in around with Alana at the point and Iciss and missing: nothing. offense, led by power forward Iciss Tillis, allowed Duke to jump to an early 17-5 lead. Tillis had 22 points in the game, including 12 points in the game’s first

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ALANA BEARD sails to the basket against St. Joseph’s. She finished with 29 points.

focus. That is when we really need to will show some weakness, but against Howard University, there is no lack.” put teams away in that first five minDuke returns to action home against utes of the second half.”

Southern Dec. 16.

Blue to their Charleston The Devils responded coach, going on a 22-4 spurt, blowing the Duke 82, St. Joseph’s 48 game open en route to a thirty-four 2 F

win,” Goestenkors said. “[I was] not that impressed with the way we played, but I give St. Joe’s a lot of credit for that. I thought we were able to wear them point victory. down a bit. I give a lot of credit to our Big spurts were the theme from bench. I thought they did a great job of Friday’s game as well, as Duke took putting pressure on the ball. advantage of 28-0 and 12-0 runs to run “Overall, we had 21 turnovers, away from the Lady Bison. which is not acceptable, but I thought In her first career start, Mistie Bass, we did a good job in the second half of posted 19 points and 7 rebounds, both sharing the ball a little bit more. I career highs. thought we were trying to go a little In addition, Duke’s bench outscored bit too much one-on-one in the first Howard 58-53. half, so I thought we got better “We gave some good minutes early through the game, and I think that is on, in terms of trying to figure it out, really important.” and we got some things going,” After watching her team let a* 14- Howard head coach Cathy Parsons point halftime lead slip to eleven said. “Of course, it is very difficult because of a turnover and sloppy play, when your average-sized person is the Goestenkors called a timeout and beratsize of a [Duke] guard.... I applaud my ed her players three minutes into the team for the effort they gave because second half. they never gave up. It was evident that “I was very upset with the team,” we gave our best shot, but it was just a Goestenkors said. “It is just not acceptsituation where we were truly outable to come out in the second half and manned. Against a team with similar turn the ball over. To me, that is lack of size and athletic ability, maybe they

FINAL St. Joe’s (2-3) Duke (7-0)

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R PF PTS A TO BLK S MP 0 40 7 3 11 1 3 0 3 1 8 0 3 0 4-8 1 35 3-6 3 6 0 11 7 2 31 Brady 36 4 5 0 6 9 5 4-11 4 Mohan 4-14 2 2 11 2 3 0 4 40 Mehmedic 9 Mcßryan 0-1 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 9 0 2 1-2 11 2 2 3 Trayer 11 Team Totals 20-51 4-7 20 14 48 13 23 0 15 200 Three-pointers: Mehmedic (3-11), Mohan (1-3), Krasnoshiok (0-4),

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Smith Foley

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Smart play by Dockery catapults Duke to win Sean Dockery made Michigan look silly in out of bounds. The ball did not make an awkhis 17 minutes of playing time, particularly ward bounce, so Dockery collected it easily, toward the end of the first half when he made a drop step and scored an uncontested pulled a play out of White Men Can’t Jump layup. The play capped off a 13-4 Blue Devil sending the Cameron Crazies into a frenzy run before halftime, and took the spirit out of and turning the outcome of the contest into a the Wolverines. no-brainer.

The play was indicative of the intelliDockery, a rare true point guard, was the gence, maturity and composure that Dockery inbounds. passer under the Blue Devils’ displayed against Michigan. And though he basket. He quickly surveyed the setup of only compiled only five points, two assists his teammates and of Michigan’s defenders. and one steal, the Julian High School prodWhat Dockery observed uct was stellar and efficient for head coach that one Wolverine, Mike Krzyzewski and his teammates.

LaVell Blanchard, was playOther highlights for Dockery included ing deny defense on the wing making a driving layup while being fouled, by standing just outside of the forcing a few of Michigan’s 25 turnovers with block on the right side of the hard-nosed, in-your-face defense, and runfloor. Blanchard’s court aware- ning the offense well enough to give his backp MiKc L/Orcy ness was pooj- as h e had his court colleagues Chris Duhon and Daniel Game Commentary back to Dockery and had no Ewing a chance to focus a bit more on the idea where the ball was. offensive end rather than setting up the Defenders are supposed to play ball-youoffense—Duhon and Ewing scored 15 and 17 man defense, allowing the defender to see points, respectfully. both the person he is guarding and the loca“He’s just getting better and better,” Duhon tion of the ball. But positioning is worthless said. “He’s learning the game quickly.” if you’re not facing the ball. Certainly, coachDockery also made a great athletic play in es preach that their defenders must play the 12th minute of the game, when he was with their backs to the basket, as Blanchard sprinting downcourt in between two defendwas doing—but not without knowing the ers. J. J. Redick tried to pass the ball ahead to whereabouts of the ball.

Dockery, but the pass was far short. Dockery, And especially not when Dockery is takwho was running with his head on a swivel ing the ball out of bounds. so he could see the ball, stopped on a dime, “Actually that was one of the plays that took a step forward, leaped into the air and coach told us, Tf they turn keep turning their prevented a Blue Devil turnover. backs to us just to throw it off their back,”’ “That’s two really good games in a row Dockery said. “So I mean I was kind of nervthat Sean’s [played],” Krzyzewski said. In ous about it, but I had to do it.” addition to blanketing defense and the play Without hesitation, Dockery passed the before halftime, Dockery’s relaxed play ball to himself by ricocheting it off the back impressed the Hall of Fame coach. “He’s ROBERT TAI/THE CHRONICLE of Blanchard, who was standing directly in playing more like an upperclassman SEAN DOCKERY goes up for .a layup in Duke’s 81-59 victory over the Wolverines, front of where Dockery had taken the ball instead of a freshman.” ,

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MICHIGAN from page 9 reel: Duhon stole the ball to lead to an uncontested lay-up; Daniel Ewing forced a Michigan turnover which created a fastbreak that ended in an earthshattering one-handed dunk from Dahntay Jones; and another Duhon steal allowed a possession that included

a Sean Dockery layup, which brought the house down. Assigned to throw the ball in from out-of-bounds behind Duke’s backboard, Dockery passed the ball off an un-suspecting Michigan player’s back to himself for an uncontested reverse layup.

The score at the half was 44-25, and Michigan had 19 turnovers.

The Wolverines affirmed that they were no super heroes in the second half as the Duke dominance continued.

Michigan started the half with four consecutive turnovers, and Duke continued to get easy shots. The Wolverines would commit only two more turnovers for the remainder of the game, but as Michigan head coach Tommy Amaker said, “It was only because [Duke] took offthe press.”

The Blue Devils did not stop making highlights, though, as producers of sports news shows had much to work with.

Ewing made a steal that led to his own dunk; Jones tomahawked the ball through the hoop again; J.J. Redick threw an alley-oop pass that ended in a Casey Sanders dunk over three defenders; Sanders dunked again after a creative pass from Duhon; and freshman Shelden Williams slammed home the ball in traf-

fic, after which he triumphantly screamed, as if releasing the frustration that naturally occurs from being a freshman on a top-25 college basketball team.

Randolph, who was averaging 20 points per game after the the first two games of the season but only collected a combined two points in games three and four, once again showed his scoring touch, netting 11 points in 17 minutes.

Randolph scored infrequently in the two previous games, not because his offense struggled, but because of defensive woes. After struggling to slow offensive players, Krzyzewski limited Randolph to 15 minutes combined time in the games against Ohio State and UCLA. Krzyzewski matched Randolph with

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Michigan’s premier player LaVell Blanchard to challenge him.

“He did all right,” Krzyzewski said.

“We’re trying to get ready for some games, and in that matchup against UCLA, he wasn’t prepared for that. So just playing against Blanchard today would prepare him for a future guy like that.”

Things could have been much worse for the Wolverines, as Duke’s three-point touch, arguably its forte, struggled immensely. The Blue Devils shot 3-for-18 from behind the arc, and Redick shot only l-for-6 from the field.

“On the offensive end we may not hit all the time, but our defense is something that can stay consistent no matter what,” Duhon said.

The win was a bit bittersweet for Krzyzewski, as Amaker is a former Duke player and assistant coach.

“I’m glad that it’s over,” Krzyzewski said. “Once the game starts, I don’t even think of anything like that, but the few days before it’s not good for me just because I love Tommy—l don’t like Tommy—l love Tommy. Tommy is a part ofmy heart and a part of my family.”

Duke 81, Michigan 59 FINAL Michigan (0-6) Duke (5-0) Michigan FG FT Abram 5-7 3-3 Horton 3-8 0-0 Robinson 2-9 0-0 Brown 2-2.4-7 Blanchard 4-10 0-1 0-1 0-0 Harrell 0-0 Groninger 0-4 1-4 2-3 Hunter Bailey 5-6 1-4 0-0 Adebiyi 0-0 Team Totals 22-51 10-18

2 F 25 34 59 37 44 R PF RTS A TO BLK S MR 3 4 14 0 3 1 . 0 28 0 28 3 4 9 3 3 0 5 2 3 4 4 1 2 30 0 0 26 2 2 8 7 4 9 0 0 27 4 2 2 7 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 7 0 0 0 0 0 16 1 0 5 3 0 2 4 11 14 3 5 11 0 0 20 1 2 4 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 11 32 27 59 11 25 3 3 200

Three-pointers: Horton (3-6), Blanchard (1-3), Abram (1-1), Robinson (0-2), Groninger (0-2).

Technicalfouls: None FG FT R PF RTS A TO BLK S MR Duke 3 11 0 1 27 Redick 1-6 0-0 7 3 Ewing 4-5 8 0 17 0 3 0 4 33 6-15 Sanders 0 0 11 0-0 3 2 4 0 1 2-2 Duhon 5-10 4-6 3 0 15 5 2 0 6 33 5-8 3 2 17 2 0 1 Jones 6-11 0 25 0 Buckner 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0-0 0 1 2 0 0 0 1 5 Horvath 1-1 Melchionni 0-1 0-1 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 4' 5 0 2 1 17 1-2 1 4 Dockery 2-5 1 0 17 5 0 3 4 1-2 3 4 Williams 2-3 Randolph 4r6 3-4 5 4 0 11 2 1 1 17 Thompson 0 0 0 1 2-2 0 2 2 4 0-0 Johnson 0-0 0-2 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 Means 0-1 0-0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 Team 2 Totals 29-61 20-32 40 23 81 12 13 5 14 200 Three-pointers: Redick (1-5), Ewing (1-5), Duhon (1-5), Jones (0-3) Technical fouls: None Attendance—9,3l4 Arena: Cameron Indoor Stadium Officials: Hightower, Sanzere, Drury *

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DANIEL EWING defends against Michigan’s Gavin Groninger Saturday.

VOLLEYBALL from page 9 nals, they took a game from then-No. 20 Georgia Tech, who would go on to win the ACC championship.

“We’re all really disappointed,” junior Katie Gilman said. “It hurts to end a season like this after we’ve played really hard.”

After the Blue Devils opened the first game with a 18-6 lead, the Hurricanes responded by scoring seven of the next nine points. Duke held on, opening a 2116 lead before falling prey to a nine point run by Miami. Duke would bring the score as close as 25-24, but Miami hung on to finish out the game.

“We came out really strong in the first game,” junior Arielle Linderman said. “The general feeling on the court was fine, very comfortable, very confident, then they had a run, and all of a sudden the whole feeling on the court changed a lot.”

Wisconsin Saturday in the second round, the whole way. In game two, they hit .026 en route to losing after they held a 13-12 lead. In game three, they hit just -1.06, which Nagel said was the first time that the Blue Devils had posted a negative hitting percentage this season.

Senior Rachel Vander Griend tallied six kills and five block assists, and senior Josie Weymann led Duke with 14 digs. Gilman led the team with nine kills, yet even she was not pleased with her performance.

“I don’t feel like I played well,” she said. “I feel like I made too many errors. The kills didn’t really mean

much to me.”

From its current vantage point, Duke mainly hopes to learn a few lessons for next season.

“I hope that this is almost a turning point for our team,” Nagel said. “I think that we’re capable of more, and I hope this will be part of our growing as The Blue Devils were out-hit by a team, to become the team that we Miami, who defeated the No. 14-seed want to be.”

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Foster, a native of Winchester, Va., is a physics philosophy, particularly ethics, and I want to apply major. He serves as president of Hoof’n’ Horn, Duke’s that to contemporary bioethical problems,” he said. oldest theater group, and has been active in drama “Public policy led me to examine some of the social to apply for it,” Chokshi said. “I ended up staying up all throughout his Duke career. He studied last fall in problems surrounding medical research.... I still enjoy night the day before the scholarship was due.... The Italy in the Duke-in-Florence program and at Oxford’s doing science, but I think my passion is for solving whole process is just such a crap shoot. You mathematical institute for a problems that scientists do not address on a can’t really differentiate the candidates when month last summer, working day-to-day basis.” you get to the state and national level.” with a couple of experts in The program, created in 1902 by British Chokshi hopes to study in a philosophy, string theory. philanthropist Cecil Rhodes, provides stupolitics and economics program at Oxford, At Oxford, he will work with with two to three years of graduate dents while Foster hopes to pursue a D. Phil, in Sir Roger Penrose on a twistor study in England. mathematics, theory project to accommodate Harvard University led the way in Rhodes A Baton Rouge, La., native, Chokshi is a massive particles. “I’m interestScholarships this year with four, while Duke double major in chemistry and public policy. ed in theoretical physics, speciftied Columbia University, Cornell University At Duke, he has served as president of the ically quantum gravity, an effort and Yale University with two.

Honor Council and editor of Vertices, Duke’s to reconcile quantum mechanics “Dave and Jacob are both exceptional undergraduate journal of science and tech- Dave Chokshi and gravitation,” said Foster, scholars and generous people who deserve Jacob Foster nology, and been involved in the American who hopes to eventually earn a this recognition,” history professor Peter Red Cross. doctorate in physics.

Wood, who chairs Duke’s Rhodes Advisory CommitAlso a Howard Hughes fellow in the Department Chokshi said that his interests lie in bioethics and he tee, said in a statement. “These two gifted and modof Immunology, Chokshi received a Barry M. Goldhopes his Oxford study will add to his eventual goal of est undergraduates have contributed a great deal to water scholarship and last year won the Harry S becoming a policy expert in the field. life here at Duke. We shall hear a great deal more Truman scholarship.

“I hope to get sort of a broad-based background in from both of them in the years ahead.”

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common myth that all public policy finals are memos. This document is the final exam for PPS 332, Introduction to the

Simplest Tools of the Most Basic Policy Analysis, purported to be the most difficult course the department offers and considered the weed-out course for the public policy master’s program.

When contacted by The Chronicle about his final, the course instructor, Ronald McDonald, professor of the practice of hamburgling—who brings practical, applicable, real-world experience to the discipline as one ofthe shining stars in the public policy constellation—was defensive about the rigor of his course and final.

“Do I hear complaints about how difficult the course is? Of course. Every year, students complain that my final is the only one that actually asks questions about what we ‘learned’ in the course and that every other PPS class just asks you to write some asinine memo,” McDonald said. “Well, I’m sorry, but I believe students should be challenged—that’s what PPS is about.”

In the interest ofpublic information and to set the record straight on whether public policy classes have intellectual content, The Chronicle has decided to publish the PPS 332 final in its entirety below: Question 1) Please define what public policy is, what the goals of the department are and what the heck we are doing here. The best answers will be forwarded to Sanford Institute ofPublic Policy Director Bruce Jentleson and Provost Peter Lange since they’ve been trying to answer this question for years and haven’t made any headway.

Question 2) In class, we spent a lot of time discussing cost-benefit analyses and game theory. Consequently, please discuss the famous “prisoner’s dilemma.” You should use movies such as The Shawshank Redemption as your main source.

Question 3) The football team had yet another floundering season, yet the University seems to be doing nothing about it. Pretend you are an effective Joe Alieva who has already fired Carl Franks because he sure isn’t a winner. Outline a plan to make the football team win. If you have difficulty understanding this question, feel free to ask the football player sitting next to you, or ask them later during the sociology class you’re in together.

Question 4) Durham gets hit with a huge, one-inch snowfall. Try to design a more ineffective response policy than that implemented by Durham Mayor Bill Bell, which mainly consisted of pointless, draconian curfews and making sure the power stays out as long as possible.

Question 5) A large part of this course is studying the effectiveness of various institutions. Along these lines, please discuss the similarities of these things; the League ofNations, Duke Student Government, the French department of war and the Weimar Republic.

After reading the final, students from all over the University were again impressed with how The Chronicle overplays the documents it obtains. They also noted that The Chronicle’s staff members—half of whom major in public policy—really hope their bad sense of humor doesn’t affect the grading of their final memos.

This is a joke. If you’re offended, write us a memo, and maybe we’ll read it or maybe we won’t. Have a wonderful winter break.

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Friends emember Maggie Schneider She was an inspiration to live life with a smile on your face, a hop in your step, and a sifig-song tone in your voice. She always had more love to give, even for the peskiest little creature scurrying across the floor.

Joe Picoraro Trinity ’O5

I knew Maggie through

WOODS, Roadßunners and as a friend. The first time Maggie ever ran a 5K she ran under 21 minutes, which is a ridiculous time for anyone to run the 5K in, let alone a girl

who was running her first SK. People on our team, and the other teams, were pleasantly amazed and generally blown out of the water by her performance! But impressing people beyond their wildest became imaginations Maggie’s M.O. during the two years we were at Duke together. Maggie was an extremely kind, generous and generally amazing girl. I feel extremely privileged that I was able to have Maggie as part of my life.

Maggie, from your family, WOODS your Roadßunners family, and all of the people’s lives you touched on this earth, we will miss you!

Clark Smith Trinity ’O2

At the beginning of every Project WILD backpacking trip, someone always says, Hoka Hey, and they explain that this is a Native American way of saying, “It’s a good day to die.” With Maggie gone, I am left with a memory that I only seem to be able to explain as a feeling of exhilaration, an image of an orange ball of love and laughter. I am also left with a question: Can I really say Hoka Hey on any given day of my life? My memories of Maggie inspire me. She loved life passionately and shared this passion with everyone. Her enthusiasm for wildlife was contagious, especially for invertebrates of which she was particularly fond. She loved the science of life—biology—but now I realize she was also an expert in the other science of life, the one about enjoying and appreciating life and living yours as fully as possible. Every time I was with Maggie I remembered why life is sweet, and even when it’s not, it’s up to you to make it that way. Hoka Hey, Maggie, Hoka Hey. Julie Griffin Trinity ’O5

Maggie was a bright ball of laughter, smiles, hair, and energy.

With the storm comes the chiU./

The whispering winter wind brings news/ that drains the breath and speeds the heart—/ The brightest snowflake fed./

So beautiful/ Yet more delicate than we .

could possibly imagine./ How you brighten up the

world/ With your reflections and inner light./ Even the trees bend/ And break/ In the wake of your loss./ The sun appears/ And the icicle melts—/ The earth cries for it has changed so./ Though it makes way for spring/ Your light shines still to brighten each day./ The memories live forever/ Of the snowflake/ That fell too soon./

William Lynam Trinity ’O4

There is a chant that has drifted in and out of the Project WILD that goes.

Listen, listen, listen to my heart song./ Listen, listen, listen to my heart song./ I will never forget you, I will never forsake you./ I will never forget you, I will never forsake you/ I will never forget Maggie and the love that she shared with me and so many other people. Her passion for the most peculiar things is what made her wonderful and is what I seek to find and feel in my own life. She was like no other person I have ever known, in that she was always smiling, always positive, and always completely giving. I know this sounds like a generic description of any “good” person, but the thing about Maggie was that it was true. She loved her friends and told them so without any hesitations.

She made and gave the most thoughtful and quirky gifts that made you smile and laugh. She went out of her way to help others, all the time. Maggie was joy and love and life.

Jennifer Snook Trinity ’O4

I am a member of Prism and while I did not know Maggie very well, the first thing that comes to mind when I think ofher is warm.

I remember a vivacious, funny, fun-loving girl who

impacted the lives of those whom she did not even

know well.

Max Preston

Andrea Feit

Trinity ’O4

Trinity ’O3

for more reme, ibrances, see page 26 of the Exam B\

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I first met Maggie at the beginning of second semester last year, but didn’t really get to know her until spring break, when she was one ofmy leaders for Project WILD’s March trip. I am truly thankful that I was given that opportunity; she was always one to keep everyone’s spirits up and maintain the constant fun that makes everyone enjoy what they’re doing in life.

She quickly became one of my closest friends, and was always someone I could talk to when I needed a kick of happiness, or just for the sake of talking. She was involved in WOODS and always was full of excitement when talking about it.

She loved everything she did, and everyone she was around. She was a part of my crew again this August for PWILD, as one ofmy coleaders. She was so happy to have a crew to lead and couldn’t wait to get them out in the wilderness, to share with them the same kind of experiences I was given when around her. She always wanted everyone to be happy and having fun, and was a great source of inspiration to be around.

She taught me how to enjoy everything in life. She was

truly one of the greatest people I’ve known, and one

of my best friends.

Marshall Jones Trinity ’O5

She said she was going/ to be a scientist./ She told me, that night/ when we talked in our jeans/ and hopes, all about/ what the good life meant./ She said she just wanted to live,/ to live a basic life, and she

said/

you know, like be outside and count/ the trees. And I thought yeah, and yeah, and yeah./

Michaela Kerrissey Trinity ’O5

Death dries the mouth, But your name refreshes

Sorrow sinks the heart

But your memory lifts Pain dulls the mind But your spirit livens

Even in death, Maggie, you are still vibrantly lifeFor all the affirming. moments mountain biking through knee-deep puddles, swapping stories backpacking in Hawaii, and watching your spunky, adventurous, sincere, passionate soul g10w... you will remain a part of me. Thank you.

Courtney

Crosson Trinity ’O4

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the record

It is still going to be a dangerous situation for probably a good four or five weeks.

Greg Nace, associate director ofhorticulture for the gardens, continuing the proud Durham tradition of freaking out over, a little snow (see story, page one)

Commentary

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MONDAY, DECEMBER 9 2002 �PAGE 15

THE SECOND GUNMEN caught, detained After a semester of Tom: Hey Ren, I think for our last column, we should just have a conversation.

You know, the column where we come out and say “Hey, THE SECOND GUNMAN was us the whole time!” Anyway, my idea is that we just back and forth

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Ren: What’s “THE SECOND GUNMAN”? And

Ren Provey and Tom Burney .

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who are you?

T: Dude, do you want me to write back to that last e-mail? Don’t you want to say more than five words?

R: It was a joke.

T: I didn’t get it.

So we went our separate ways.

Ren: What can I say, I had a lot of fun.

It was a stressful semester so I thankTom for carrying a little more of the load. Now that that’s said, the “Foot & Leg So Far Down My Mouth, ItLooks Like I Actually Have Two Legs” award definitely goes to Jordan Kramer, who on his own accord told us: “THE SECOND GUNMAN SUCKS! By far the worst Monday, Monday I have ever seen....” But hey Jordanamo, no hard feelings. On the topic of being unusu-

anonymity and wondering, the two masterminds are revealed

ally cruel to the administration: Nan thanks for writing; we had a good laugh over the letter; it was well played. If any of you ever want my input I would be happy to meet with you and talk in a normal, decent fashion, although it’s a hunch that you don’t really listen to the students (e.g., C2K, the independent corridor/no social scene campus). The “I Take Reporting A Little Too Seriously” award goes to Jen Hasvold, who broke into our editor’s computer to find out who we were. Jen, we will forgive Jordan, but I don’t know if we can forgive that.

I am sure as you read this, we will be still sitting in a disaster-torn Durham.

While most towns across the United States would be fine after three inches of snow, Durham is in critical condition.

How did three inches become a natural disaster? Are they using toothpicks to hold up their power lines and a couple of pool cues to plow the streets? What has public works been up to these past couple of days, cutting wires and shoveling snow onto the streets? What if we ever got a 4-incher? Or how about that dreaded 5-incher? A 5-inch snowstorm would mean instant death for everyone, utter annihilation. Come on people, God didn’t have it rain for 40 days and 40 nights; we just had a 6-inch snowstorm in Durham. It lasted all of two hours, Noah drove a snowplow and

the animals made it on their own ReProCoMemWa) is the only one I have I would like to send thanks to my parpersonally met. Apologies to those who ents, Mirecourt for being a place that were offended. accepts me for being me, Julia and Mark As always, we tried to remain anonyfor their support, Irwin and Whyz, my mous, but some of our friends figured us super FAC Nat, her buddies, Sam, E- out. “It’s like reading last week’s converDawg, the E-Mobile and Big Ken our edisations in The Chronicle.” Also, “It reeks tor. I don’t want to thank Mike, Mike, of you.” Others were a little less percepTyler and Ershad for going abroad. tive. The best was when my brother, a Tom: The idea to write this column was freshman, suggested that maybe we originally mine. I had toyed with the idea should co-write the column sometime in last fall, but decided to put it off. Last the future. A few days later, Mom sent me April, I decided that I was up to the task an e-mail; “Your brother called. He told for this semester, but that it would be me you and he might collaborate on a much easier with a second person helpweekly humor column next semester. He ing. Then the question, whom to ask? went on to describe this column that Ren’s e-mails to our dorm list were more appears in the newspaper, how funny it is, entertaining to me than almost anything what it makes fun of, etc.” Mom knew the else, so I asked him if he was interested. situation, and was laughing to herself the Guess what he said? whole time. Oh man, family fun.

Coming into the semester, I worried Where might you spot me on camthat we would be unfunny. In semesters pus? Maybe you see me rollerblading past, a good Monday morning laugh was to class. Maybe you bought an “I Hate such a pick-me-up. For this reason, I wantDuke Physics” shirt from me. Or ed it to be funny. It’s hard to judge one’s maybe you played ball with us in own work, so I found myself bringing it up Wilson. Anyway, I enjoyed writing this in conversation with friends, trying to get column and I hope you enjoyed reading feedback. The initial feedback was posi- it. Off to the grassy kn011.... tive, especially after we ran the column poking fun at Faran. I guess at this juncRen Provey and Tom Burney are Trinity ture I should point out that I harbor no ill and Pratt juniors, respectively. Their colfeelings toward those who were mocked in umn appears whether you want it to or this column. In fact, of all the people mennot. Archive at www.duke.edu/~tehl tioned in this space, Ren Provey (of the papersMml

THEO HUXTABLE’S PROTEGE wins the Carlyle Cup When I, THEODORE HUXTABLE’S PROTEGE, learned I would be working for The Chronicle, I felt it imperative to begin by practicing the craft of a legitimate journalist.

This would require some research.

After polishing my AP writing Mm style, learning from the work of great journalistic institutions like the Durham Herald-Sun, and studying reruns ofLois & Clark on THEO TNN, starring Dean Cain and Teri UT ]YTA m HU a lAdlc o Hatcher, I was ready.

PROTEGE I just needed a story.

Fortunately this one fell in my Monday , Monday proverbial lap. I checked it out, and, calling upon the muse named Sy-(Snootles)and-the-Ramblin-(Root-Beer)-Gnome, was able to pen this article. Here it is.

kissing-the-boy-with-the-Duke-logo-and-not-theCarolina-logo and the T-shirt-with-the-old-photo-of-

the-girl-kissing-the-boy-with-the-Carolina-logo-andnot-the-Duke-logo, to be very competitive.” Other matchups, like the clash between the “Hey Carolina—Up Yours” and the “Hey Dukies—Up Yours” T-shirts, will show the contrasting styles of the two. schools. “I mean, both shirts might be using the same soft drink ad slogan, but the two use completely different fonts,” Baddour said.

One of the more interesting events might be the sucking-up-to-the-men’s-basketball-coach competition. Said Duke President Nannerl Keohane, “Admittedly, they got the upper hand when they named their arena the Dean Smith Center while Dean Smith was actually coaching in it, but we at Duke like to think that our naming of the court ‘Coach K Court’ was just as shameless and absurd. I mean, every home game Coach K coaches, he’s going to have to look at that idiotic phrase ‘Coach K Court,’ Carlyle Cup to Add New Categories in front of his face. It’s a real coup.” Also helpCup right of the Carlyle losing early in Duke’s days ing Duke out is Coach K’s “lifetime contract shtick,” may be over.

After another fall of Carolina superiority, there is which according to Keohane includes clauses pertalk of adding some new categories to allow Duke to mitting him to only smile 16 times in a 20-year span, never change his haircut in a 31-year span and cuss get more wins and keep things close.

“It’s time we start playing to our strengths,” said like a soldier, in Krzyzewski’s words, “whenever the Director of Athletics Joe Alieva. “We are looking at f— I G-dd want to.”

The most controversial event might be the alumsome events that Duke will be very competitive in.”

One such event will certainly be the exercise ni competition. “The law school shouldn’t count,” machine competition, where anorexic women will Alieva asserted. When asked if the corruption of the Nixon administration had anything to do with his compete to work their bodies down to the unhealthiest levels of fitness. “This event will really show how stance, he quickly changed the subject: “Um, they committed our students are to athletics,” Alieva may have author Thomas Wolfe as an alumnus, but noted. “The hard work they put in to painfully we got author Tom Wolfe on one of our ‘Duke Reads’ destroy their bodies in blind adherence to a shallow, posters in Perkins. Take that, Tar Heels.”

Keohane offered the following insight; “They do archaic, sexist objectification of women —it’s a real tribute to this school.” The competition will involve have Julius Chambers, who has done an excellent job not just losing vital amounts of body weight while on as chancellor of North Carolina Central University, the machines, but fighting for them when not but any advantage that gives them will probably be nullified by the fact that they also have Dan enough are available. Wearing make-up while exerCortese—Class of 1990. It’s tough to compensate for cising will also be rewarded. that.”

An anonymous member of the Duke The rivalry competition could go down to the wire Both Michael as well. Here, anti-Carolina paraphernalia and anti- Department of Athletics added, baskethave been excellent Duke paraphernalia will finally go head-to-head.

Jordan and Grant Hill a sweaty long, I’d rather spend but ball players, “This ought to be very closely fought,” said UNC athGrant Hill.” bed with in night battle Dick Baddour. the expect “I letic director UNC seems to be closing the gap in the Most between the T-shirt-with-the-old-photo-of-the-girl-

Obnoxious Construction Projects category, working hard on several obtrusive and offensive undertakings involving superfluous building and digging.

Duke holds the trump card here, though, by actually using inexplicable construction work to turn the thoroughfare of Towerview Drive into a one-lane road for a small stretch, causing drivers to stick their heads out their windows stupidly to slowly creep by the approaching vehicle from the other side.

The school whose mascot has the largest head will also win points, as will the university that makes better phallic puns out of its respective Aycock dormitory and comes up with cleverer fake names when turning in orders at its respective Armadillo Grill.

Dining also features in the Subway Olfactory Challenge, wherein the extent to which each school’s Subway restaurant stinks up the entire dining hall is measured.

In the simplistic Bryan Center contest, a school wins points for not having the Bryan Center. UNC is heavily favored in this event.

While this and other events actually seem to favor Carolina, Alieva is quick to point out a big advantage that Duke has: “James ‘Skip’ Herrod, manager of the Marketplace, can alter the course of any of these events just by his presence in campus. He’s that valuable to our teams.”

Some proposed events were rejected, however.

Duke thought Carolina’s proposed “largest number of students who aren’t Yankee trash” contest to be xenophobic, while Carolina strongly objected to Duke’s idea of a “largest percentage of the student body who talk normally and not with those ignorantsounding accents” competition on the grounds that it was elitist and bigoted.

A proposed competition comparing the cities in which the two schools are located was also rejected, on the idea that, according to a spokesperson from Carlyle and Co., “Most Duke students have never even been to Durham. No, we’re not counting Ninth Street or that stretch of restaurants on 15-501, you sissies.”

THEODORE HUXTABLE’S PROTEGE would like to encourage his/her fellow Durhamites to sing the body electric, a la Walt Whitman, in lieu of having any actual functioning electric devices.

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Dining Schedule /P

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Give your points, get a kiss!

Tabling at the Bryan Center and the Marketplace with wrap-up at Duke-UNC football game on Nov. 23.

Look for canned food bins tied in red bows in every academic building, in East Campus dorms, and the medical center.

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Chick-Fil-A Celebration of Lights A two-mile drivethrough holiday light display. Sunday-Thursday, 6-10pm; Friday, Saturday, holidays, 6-11pm. Alltel Pavilion. 8316400. www.alltelpavilion.com. Through January 4, 2003.

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B:3oam. Northgate Mall, 1058 W. Club Blvd. 286-4407.

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Tickets $5-7. 3pm & 7pm. Page Auditorium, West Campus, Duke. 684-444.

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Duke Homestead Christmas by Candlelight Celebrate an 1870 Christmas during the evening tours of the Homestead. The Homestead tour features period decorations, caroling, hot apple cider, and other goodies. 7-9pm. Free to the public. Duke Homestead State Historic Site and Tobacco Museum, 2828 Duke Homestead Rd. 477-5498.

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Duke Chapel, West Campus, Duke.

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Call 560-2733. Duke Chapel, West Campus, Duke.

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“Inventing Christmas” Jock Eliot talks about his new book, “Inventing Christmas.” In charming vintage illustrations, the book shows how our cherished holiday traditions evolved over a 25-year period during the nineteenth century. 660-5816. 4pm. Perkins Library Rare Book Room, West Campus, Duke.

The Night Before Christmas Carol A special presentation to benefit Manbites Dog Theater. David Zum Brunnen portrays Charles Dickens and 17 other characters in Elliot Engel’s play about the creation of Dickens’ most beloved work. Tickets $l5, with additional donation encouraged. Limited seating, advance purchase only.

3:lspm. Manbites Dog Theater Company, 703 Foster St. 682-3022.

Holiday at The Doris Duke Center Make time in your busy holiday schedule for a cavalcade of holiday merriment. Spend the afternoon enjoying the exquisitely decorated Doris Duke Center. Children activities, music and festive finger food. Noted author Reynolds Price will read at 4pm. 2-spm. Doris Duke Center at Sarah P. Duke Gardens, Duke. 688-5100.

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B:lspm. Manbites Dog Theater Company, 703 Foster St. 682-3022.

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Christmas Concert The Choral Society of Durham presents its Christmas Concert. Conductor, Rodney Wynkoop.

4pm. Tickets are $l5 for the public and $5 for students. Call 560-2733. Duke Chapel, West Campus, Duke.

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Kwanzaa 2002 Celebration Some of the region’s outstanding artists will join festured guest Linda Humes to conduct nightly candle ceremonies traditional in the celebration of Kwanzaa. Artists joining Ms. Humes include Toya Chinfloo, Bradley Simmons, Magic of African Resounding Steel, and more. Free. 7:3opm, nightly though Dec 31. Hayti Heritage Center, 804 Old Fayetteville St. 683-1709.

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December 2002 Honors Candidates will present their research findings on Friday, December 6th, 3-4pm, Biological Sciences Building lobby.

Refreshments provided.

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JUNIOR? TEACHING? MINORITY? Information about the Rockefeller Brothers Fund fellowship program in 02 Allen Building. Application Deadline; December 5, 2002.

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27 FLOOR PLANS FROM $399* ON IBR APTS TO $499* ON 2 BR APTS— 2 BLOCKS TO DUKE. 4 MONTH FREElFlexible lease terms. Check our specials! Duke Villa Apartments, 493-4509. www.apts.com/dukevilla. 'subject to change. EHO.

10 minutes from Duke or RTR Brick home, 2 car garage, 2 bedroom, 1 bath, stove, refrigerator, washer/dryer, fireplace, good references, credit required. $BOO mo, Call Karen at 732-9695 after 6:00 pm.

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It’s hard to say no, especially during the holidays. But you can’t forget recent accusations of financial shenanigans at venerable charities, either.

Think with your head, not your heart “If you’re giving to the Salvation Army, make sure the guy’s got a kettle,” said Dan Parsons, president of the Better Business Bureau of Houston. “Don’t get motivated by a good sales pitch.”

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No compromise with terrorists Experience has shown that appeasement of terrorists is both futile and foolhardy. By flagrantly violating the most basic moral precept—respect for innocent human life—terrorist groups and governments that actively support them have placed themd k selves outside the realm where negotiation is a plausible option. The p raveli Sept. 11 attacks, Bali the Molchanov and bombings Moscow hostage crisis Politics . have shown that force is w the only viable method of stopping adversaries who have utterly .

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Regrettably, it appears that the one exception to this rule that the United States had kept after Sept. 11—negotiation with the regime of Yasser Arafat—is growing more and more untenable.

At the outset, I want to stress that the only long-term solution to the Palestinian question must be political in nature, culminating—as President George W. Bush has argued—in a viable, independent Palestinian state. There are clearly officials in Arafat’s government who believe in peaceful coexistence with Israel.

However, recent events have proven beyond the shadow of a doubt that the man whom the world expected to be the first leader of this state simply cannot be trusted. As someone who has long viewed Arafat as a noble if flawed freedom-fighter, I have to admit that this view is now fundamentally wrong. With his words as well as his deeds, Arafat has shown himself to be an impediment to a conclusive peace settlement.

The most common claim against Arafat is that he does not do enough to

stop terror attacks by Islamic militant groups against Israeli civilians. This is an important point, but we can give the Palestinian Authority the benefit of the doubt by accepting its explanation that it cannot stop every single suicide bombing

by Hamas, Hezbollah and Islamic Jihad.

Fair enough. The truly shocking charge of

which Arafat is unquestionably guilty is that his own political movement condones, funds and even carries out acts of violence against civilian targets.

This movement, called Fatah, is the dominant faction in the broader Palestine Liberation Organization, which Arafat has headed for decades. Its armed wing is the Tanzim, within which there is a small and relatively young terrorist unit that calls itself the alAqsa Brigade. It was added to the U.S. State Department’s list of terrorist organizations earlier this year, for carrying out attacks against Jewish settlers in the occupied territories and civilians—Jewish and Arab alike—within Israel’s 1948 borders, which Arafat claiihs to respect.

A particularly glaring example of the brutality exhibited by the Brigade came Nov. 11, when one ofits gunmen opened fire in Kibbutz Metzer, a farm in northern Israel. He entered a home, killing the mother and her two young children before shooting dead two more civilians.

Then, on Nov. 28, the day of the Kenyan hotel bombing, two Brigade gunmen shot dead six civilians in Beit Shean.

Even for a region that has grown accustomed to violence, these attacks shock the conscience.

Arafat, as is his custom, issued generic statements with disapproval of such cold-blooded murders, but he qualified it by arguing that the crimes were caused by a cycle of violence that Israel perpetuates. Now I will be the first to criticize a number of excessive tactics used by the Israeli military, but to blame such atrocities on anything besides the attackers’ depraved ideology verges on the ridiculous. Nothing done by the government of Prime Minister Sharon could possibly justify the killing of innocent civilians, just like U.S. foreign policy can never rationalize Sept. 11. It is irresponsible of Arafat to suggest that deliberate murder of civilians is a legitimate tactic of resisting oppression. He rightly condemns Israeli actions that result in deaths of innocent Palestinians but fails to recognize that there is a moral distinction between accidental “collateral damage” and premeditated slaughter of innocents.

Moreover, if the claim of responsibility came from Hamas or a similar group, we would not hold Arafat directly responsible. But the al-Aqsa Brigade has always been an integral part of his Fatah movement. It boggles the mind that this authoritarian leader—to put it mildly—does not have the ability to control his own followers. It is true that he does not supervise Hamas and Hezbollah, but he is unquestionably the paramount leader of the Brigade. When his own organization attacks civilians inside Israel’s 1948 borders, his feeble press releases just don’t cut it anymore.

The Bush administration has offered a sensible “roadmap” that Israel and the Palestinian Authority need to follow to finally resolve this conflict by 2005.

Both sides certainly have much to do, but when the White House seeks a resumption of security cooperation between them, it is important to keep in mind that Arafat has thus far proven incapable of even taking the minimal step of halting senseless Fatah violence.

Before his police forces—which are more or less interchangeable with the Tanzim—confront other militant groups, they need to take the basic step of disarming and arresting the terrorists within their own ranks. Right now, it does not appear that there is political will in place to do even that.

The world very much wants to believe that Arafat will show genuine leadership by proactively taking on the terrorist groups that do enormous damage to the Palestinian cause—a cause that remains a just one. There is still a chance for him to rehabilitate his image in the eyes of Israel and the international community. For this reason, I do not believe that expelling Arafat from the region would be a constructive move on the part of the Israeli government.

Indeed, what Benjamin Netanyahu has proposed will only exacerbate the already chaotic state of affairs.

Ultimately, Arafat’s future is a matter for the Palestinians to decide. Many ofthem are as frustrated with his ineffectiveness as the Israelis are, even if the rally-round-the-flag effect of the intifada is preventing a viable democratic opposition from arising. The future of the Palestinian people is far too important to be jeopardized by the self-aggrandizing policies of one man.

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Dear new columnists So you’ve recently been selected to write in The Chronicle next semester; good job. I thought I might take this opportunity to pass on some advice for |k attracting readers. Of j course, you’ll all fall into the broad category of“filler between Rob’s columns,” but my fraRob ternity gets to count the time I spend writ- Goodman ing this as community ohD fflr,l'mE«r service hours, so here sse^ we are.

Before I get .to the meat of my advice, I’ll need to explain an important discovery I’ve made, something that will make your jobs a lot easier and quite possibly revolutionize the field of media studies as a whole. I call it the Media Masochism Principle.

I came by my discovery when I was charting my own time management and arrived at some startling results.

It turns out that during my waking hours, I spend 6 percent of my time doing schoolwork, 11 percent keeping up on the news, 17 percent consuming entertainment with some artistic worth and a whopping 92 percent consuming entertainment that absolutely sucks. And that is the Media Masochism Principle: People love _

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Look—say you’re a random work of music. Ifyou’re a classical piece—and not that one by Mozart that goes dum, dum-dah, dum-dum-dum-dum-dumdah—l’ve never heard of you. If you’re

a cutting-edge rock song, I’m completely out of the loop. But if you’re the delightfully awful music video of Avril Levigne’s “SkSer Boi,” I watched you nine times yesterday.

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Y So here’s my advice to you, new And, of course, the principle applies columnists. coluir How can you put the to media produced right here at Duke. Media Med Masochism Principle to work As you know, Duke students are for you and attract the most readers? responsible for two comic strips, which It’s T simple: start sucking, immediatehappen to differ markedly in quality. ly. And don’t be pansies about it—you Guess which one I always read first— need to be embarrassingly bad.

Blazing Sea Nuggets? As if!

Trust me, our ability to understand and use the Media Masochism Principle will completely reshape our entertainment environment. After all, it’s not just me: A scientific poll of my roommate reveals that 100 percent of Duke students also love things that

If you choose to write about politics, don’t commit to any ideology that wouldn’t get you committed outside a university setting. Say crazy things like “Kindergarten should be abolished” and “Facts are patriarchal.” If you get angry letters, use your next column to question publicly your audience’s reading-comprehension skills. Don’t be funny. Or better yet, try really hard to be funny and fail in the most teeth-grindingly miserable way imaginable. Suck long, and suck hard. Suck with a vengeance.

Hey—it worked for me!

Rob Goodman is a Trinity sophomore.

suck.

Why? So far, I’ve deduced several possible reasons. The humor factor is obvious: unintentional comedy is always the best kind, which explains why our culture keeps Michael Jackson around. Tied in with humor is simple ego gratification—we feel more worthwhile when we revel in others’ ineptitude. That’s an especially operative principle for an aspiring writer such as myself.

But on a deeper level, I see in Media Masochism something akin to white guilt. There’s only a finite amount of good entertainment in the world. Every time we look at a

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Appreciating at the American dream

A late-night with a stranger shows the blessings we have and inspires us not to squander them Recently one of my favorite late-night procrastination methods has been online backgammon. Until a week and a half ago, I hadn’t played since I was 10 years old and my |

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for quite some time. After I noted that I was up late writing a paper comparing two works by Machiavelli, she responded that she couldn’t imagine writing such a paper, but that one day her daughter will be ready to challenge me to an intellec-

often scoff at that all-too-abused phrase, “The American Dream.” And yet, as I’m sitting at my computer I realize that this single mother is working her ass off at some crummy job because of that dream. She works hard so that her child can have access to worlds her mother has never seen. heartIt’s warming stuff, the

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tual battle.

I smile. I’m also moved. It hits me alive. But something someone that this woman—working at all then drew me to the Lycos hours of the night in some small town gaming page, and there somewhere across the United States—is I was last Sunday at 12 Christie laboring through a difficult life all for her and chata.m., playing ing Removing the little girl, the love ofher life. ting with a 36-year-old deeper bit about subWe talk a little Glossy Sheen single mom just getting opportunity jects like pain and hardship, and about kind of story politioff the night shift. little cians on parade her protect We ended up playing and talking for a how dearly she wants to TV as they reach girl from the world. couple of hours, after which I felt surthe under the table to I’ve a hunch that father got girl’s prisingly touched. grease their palms abusive —probor adulterous After slowly introducing ourselves was either special interwith my both —so a note about I ably drop and making small jokes about the game, est money. But just we got around to talking about her job, first love and her experiences. her story gets taken advantage it is because “What a sobering experience supervising an assembly line at a razorothers by seeking personal gain doesis of sad,” that the world cruel and learning wire factory. It’s tedious yet dangerous her life any less real. learns that n’t make daughter write. wish I “I adding your school,” writes, she work. “Stay in us within the Duke comSo of many lesson rather sooner.” later than a “lol” (for the IM-challenged, that means live our lives oblivious to these munity realize our discussion that I during laugh-out-loud). from thouWe drive around in our SUVs stories.

As we gradually start revealing the woman playing with me BMWs and out for parties in go is and sacrificing who we are and what we do, I mention sands of miles away we ignore much of clothes, and hope—expensive she has all for the everything of favorite stress releases my that one the her real world. daughis to teach kids tennis, which in turn just the hope—that one day I know I’m a prime offender. After all, ter might have the chance to attend a leads the discussion to her eight-yearI’m delaying a term paper and playing place like Duke. old daughter. some stupid online game because I’m too She would give her right arm “She never shuts up,” she writes. dangerous the damn lazy just to get it done. something given which, believe write back. me,” I “I can relate, You know, I know I get accused all “But one of the joys of being young is not nature of industrial factories like hers, time of being some morally sanctito her—the just might end up happening having to be subtle. Plus, I bet she’s reallife monious a as a guy who really for her to be able to lead a daughter She “She scares laughs. away ly bright.” gets off on climbing into a bully pulpit like mine. the men, though.” I laugh, too.

As the jaded intellectual that I am, I and telling everyone they walk We end up talking about her daughter grandmother was still

around with a blind eye to the world.

The funny thing is, I don’t see myself as very moralistic. I mean, what kind of atheist preaches morality?

But I just can’t shake the feeling that for too much of my life I’ve been lucky beyond someone else’s wildest dreams, and that I’m screwing around with screwan opportunity for which other people an work their whole lives.

With final exams coming up, I battle just like everyone else to finish the term strongly. I know that I can get decent grades by working only so hard, but each term it takes an extra effort to really do well. Some semesters I’ve given that effort, but some semesters I haven’t.

As I hunker down in my room this weekend I’m really hoping I think of my new friend and her small, two-person family. I know that as she’s preparing for their little Christmas in their little house somewhere far away, she’s probably praying to God that her daughter will one day in the future have the opportunity I have right now.

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For the boys of high school, Blues Traveler is playing on our Volvo stereo as my mom drives me to school.

“Why can’t I ask him out?” I ask, applying a thick slick of Clinique Almost Lipstick.

“Faran,” warns my mother, “he knows your name. If he wants to date you, he’ll figure out your number and call you up himself.”

I grab my Jansport backpack and face time with the raran cutest face in Kilgo. storm away, thinking if girls could A few days later, he really do everything guys could, it Krentcil lears hr ier w.alk,omtsid[e would have included asking someone hr You Write to dinner and a make-out. his room. He always a knows which steps are Fast forward back to now, when he favorite hers—her sighs, “Whatever. I give up, I don’t Pumas make a subtle squeak, and he care, I’ll just wait until I’m 30 and has learned to listen. order a bride from a Ukranian village.

Quickly, he grabs his trashcan, and It’s not like there’s dating at Duke.”

No, it’s not like there is. And with throws in everything on his rug: Great Hall containers, wrapping paper, term the gridlock that comes when we’re papers due tomorrow, his only pair of not proactive, it’s not like there will be dress shoes. anytime soon.

“Oh hi,” he says, and tries to look Whose job is it to ask someone out? surprised. “Just taking out the trash.” Yours. Yes, girls can do anything guys She smiles, vaguely; he notices the can (except, as I’ve said before, pee way her neck curves out of a baggy standing up, although some of us have sweater and loves her even more. definitely tried). Yes, it’s been known “Hello,” she says, and disappears, for girls to ask guys out. But we are women, not mind readers. Smiling, not knowing that she’s made his day.

“I want to ask her out,” he says, holding the door, asking us for our art while digging his Oxfords out of the history notes—these are not an effecgarbage. “But what am I supposed to tive means to score. If you’re crushing, say? Uh, hi; I’m your secret stalker?” you have no excuse.

I tell this to my friend sifting “Besides,” he adds, as I smother a laugh, “girls are all liberated now, through the trash and searching for right? She knows my name. If she his wallet, which he threw in during wants to date me, she’ll figure out my his last encounter with the Hall Girl. number and call me up herself.”

“But what if she doesn’t like me?”

Flashback to 1997: Sophomore year he moans.

He follows her down the hall.

He has an excuse—the recycling bin in his hands has been stuffed full of stuff—papers, folders, checkbooks, yearbooks. He’s pretty sure he’ll need some of l| this stuff in the future, but it doesn’t matter.

He’d recycle his diploma if it means some

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“Then great,” I say. “Once you know she doesn’t like you, you can get over her and find someone better.”

The next day, he hears the Puma squeak, “Oh hi,” he says, and once again she smiles. He notices the way her eyes blink green, then blue, and knows it’s now or never. “Would you like to grab dinner this weekend?”

The scariest moments are when you hear yourself saying something, and he heard every word of his

request.

“That would be great,” she smiles at him, and he almost has a coronary, “but this week I’m really busy.”

She walks away, and he tries hard not to stare at her ass as it bounces down the hall in a pair of Blue Cult

jeans.

“So what’s the point?” he moans an hour later at the Loop. “I asked her out, and she turned me down! I feel like such an idiot!”

I smile and suss him out.

“You’re not an idiot,” I say, through milkshake sips, “but you have to realize that the reward in this whole thing isn’t getting the girl. It’s getting over the fear of asking someone out.

Okay, so you got rejected. Are you dying? Are you broke? Did Guinness go out ofbusiness?”

He smiles sheepishly. “Okay,” I say, “so there you go. You didn’t lose anything, and when the right person comes along, you won’t be scared to ask her out.”

“I know,” he grinned, “but I still feel like s~.”

Freshman year, my best friend

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dragged me out of his bed. My head was throbbing, I wanted to puke, and when he turned the lights on, I thought I might collapse. He plopped me on his kitchen table and made me drink a margarita.

I learned an important lesson th§it day: The best way to get rid of a hangover is just to drink more. The same

applies to asking people out, especially if you get canned. Taking risks is good for you, and, besides, you never know when someone you like might actually feel the same way.

“That never happens,” laughs the guy, now wallowing in a ’Dillo pitcher.

But trust me, it does. The only way to change something is to get off your Docker’s clad ass and do it yourself.

If you like someone, tell them. If they don’t feel the same way, fine.

Things that aren’t supposed to happen don’t happen; your soul-mate is not going to reject you, even if the chick down the hall does.

There are a lot of beautiful girls at this University and guess what? We’re sick of waiting for you guys to do something about it. Some of us are okay with asking guys out; some of us play by the Rules and wouldn’t dare.

But stop coming up with excuses to talk to us. If you want something, come and get it.

And boys, if you want us, you need to come and get us now. ’Cause soon, we’re going to start wanting men instead.

Faran Krentcil is a Trinity senior and a senior editor of Recess.

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More remembrances of Maggie continued from page 14 of The Chronicle.

Maggie, Since you were so in love with life/ and the cute boy from Arizona/ Since your laptop had to be bright orange, and you made everyone/ eyed leopard-print stuffed protozoa for

Christmas/

Since you decided to wear your flip-flops to the semiformal/ Because those one inch heels hurt just way too much/

Since your eyes were always sparkly and smiley/ when we walked in and the heater was on full blast/ Since only YOU knew what a wonderful study spot/ the greenhouse behind the Bio building is/ Since you were so tall, shiny and bright/ and we were the dark angry little Asian girls/ Since we would sit out on the bench/ eating Peachy-Os and your Canadian chocolates/ Since you always remembered to stock our fridge with hummus/ and stone wheat thins, the 216 House G midnight

class was going on a field trip and since I knew the TA, I return with water, she decided we should make lunch had asked to come along. Maggie had been talking about for the water-seekers—not just any old lunch, but a this trip for about a week straight. The night before the sandwich personalized for each group member with trip, I was talking to Maggie on Instant Messenger from each person’s first initial made ofbanana chips glued my apartment, and her typing was terrible. Some of the on the sandwich with peanut butter. She never ever things she said were hardly readable. Joking, I asked her doubted our ability to find our way. She challenged us “Maggie, are you drunk?” to which she replied “No, I’m but never pushed too hard. She knew when to intertyping with my Acrocanthosaurus claw.” I said to her vene and when to let us work things out ourselves.

“But I thought you didn’t get one when we went to the She was so enthusiastic and so interested in people—museum.” I burst out laughing when she told me “I she asked insightful questions, even about little know. I’m just pretending.” I saw her the next day and things, that let you know she really paid attention and she explained that she had been sitting at her keyboard, was involved in every conversation she had. Being growling and typing with finger curled in the shape of a around her and her constant smile, you knew she was intent on getting the most out of every day, and that claw. Maggie Schneider was one of the most unique peoand was a she would never let anger or sadness or regret wring being with her always ple I have ever known, pleasant adventure. I mourn not only for her but for the her dry like some people do. You got the feeling that she had genuinely never met someone she didn’t like, rest of the world as well, which has lost one ofthe brightor a situation she couldn’t find the bright side of. Like est spirits it has ever seen Dave Parrot everyone else, I only wish I had had the chance to Trinity ’O4 spend more time in her glow.

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And since we knew you forgave him RIGHT AWAY when Jasen broke apart/ one of your prized poop fossils/, We love you brucienewfie.

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Maggie Schneider had an amazing love for life. She enjoyed life and was excited by so many things. One of the common interests that Maggie and I shared was dinosaurs: me from my Biology of Dinosaurs class and hers from her paleontology class. Last year during the second semester I made a trip over to Raleigh to visit the science museum, and since the two of us were dino buddies, I invited Maggie along. When we finished touring the museum I bought a plaster reproduction of a dinosaur finger claw. A few days later her paleontology

On our P-Wild trip, Maggie carried at least five extra pounds of candy and stuff around on her small frame so we would always have something to snack on in the middle of the trail. She volunteered to switch packs with me—her expensive custom-adjustable pack for my bruising and ill-fitting pack—saying she wanted to do everything she could to make sure I had a good experience. She gave me her chapstick because I couldn’t find mine. She made us macaroni and cheese in the middle of the woods in the middle of the night after our solos] because she didn’t want us to be hungry. She made us cinammon rolls with only a frying pan and a barely working stove—it turned out as one big piece of dough instead oflittle rolls, but it tasted great. She put up with my inexperienced-hiker whining. More concerned about our safety than hers, she traded her working flashlight for my dim and unhelpful one even as she fearlessly lead us down a slippery mountain path in the middle ofthe night during a lightning storm. She made bushwhacking fun.

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The nation s telecommunications network is increasingly monopolistic and amalgamated Bad metaphors make bad policy.

Everyone talks about the “information highway.” But in economic terms the

Paul Krugman Commentary telecommunications network resembles not a highway, but the railroad industry of the robber-baron era—that is, before it faced effective competition from trucking. And railroads eventually faced tough regulation, for good reason: They had a lot of market power, and often abused it.

Yet the people making choices today about the future of the Internet—above all Michael Powell, chair of the Federal Communications Commission —seem unaware of this history.

They are full of enthusiasm for the wonders of deregulation, dismissive of concerns about market power. And meanwhile, tomorrow’s robber barons are fortifying their castles.

Until recently, the Internet seemed the very embodiment of the free-market ideal—a place where thousands of service providers competed, where anyone could visit any site. And the tech sector was a fertile breeding ground for libertarian ideology, with many techies asserting that they needed neither help nor regulation from Washington.

But the wide-open, competitive

world of the dial-up Internet depended on the very government regulation so many Internet enthusiasts decried.

Local phone service is a natural monopoly, and in an unregulated world local phone monopolies would probably insist that you use their dial-up service.

The reason you have a choice is that they are required to act as common carriers, allowing independent service providers to use their lines.

A few years ago everyone expected the same story to unfold in broadband. The Telecommunications Act of 1996 was supposed to create a highly competitive broadband industry. But it was a botched job; the promised competition never materialized.

For example, I personally have no choice at all: If I want broadband, the Internet service provided by my local cable company is it. Fm like a 19th-century farmer who had to ship his grain on the Union Pacific, or not at all. If I lived closer to a telephone exchange, or had a clear view of the Southern sky, I might have some alternatives. But there are only a few places in the United States where there is effective broadband competition.

And that’s probably the way it will stay. The political will to fix the 1996 act, to create in broadband the kind of freewheeling environment that many Internet users still take for granted, has evaporated.

Last March the FCC used linguistic trickery—defining cable Internet access as an “information service”

rather than as telecommunications—to exempt cable companies from the requirement to act as common carriers The FCC will probably make a similar

ruling on DSL service, which runs over lines owned by your local phone company. The result will be a system in which most families and businesses will have no more choice about how to reach cyberspace than a typical 19th-century farmer had about which

tions companies. The day when a single conglomerate could own your local newspaper, several of your local TV channels, your cable company and your phone compaa ny—and offer your own only route to the Internet—may not be far off.

The result of all this will probably your be exorbitant access charges, but your that’s the least of it.

Broadband your providers that face neither effective nor competition your route to regulation may well make it diffinot cult for their cus-

The day when single conglomerate could your local newspaper,

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railroad would carry his grain There were and are alternatives. We could have restored competition by breaking up the broadband industry, restricting local phone and cable companies to the business of selling space on their lines to independent Internet service providers. Or we could have accepted limited competition, and regulated Internet providers the way we used to regulate AT&T. But right now we seem to be heading for a system without either effective competition or regulation.

Worse yet, the FCC has been steadily lifting restrictions on crossownership of media and communica-

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