May 1, 2000

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Lawyers clarify union vote plan

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Unofficial Graduation

By MARKO DJUKANOVIC The Chronicle

HILLSBOROUGH Last Thursday, the lawyers for the International Union of Operating Engineers and Duke University Health System scheduled a unionization vote for early June and decided which nurses will be allowed to participate.

With about a dozen nurses in attendance and in front of a National Labor Relations Board representative, the lawyers from lUOE and DUHS agreed to allow all registered nurses on Duke’s main campus to vote on whether to join

Requirements So you took UWC and all your math classes, but are you really ready to graduate?

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hen the Class of 2004 enters the University l/l this fall, it will face a new set of academic f V requirements under Curriculum 2000. Yet five graduation requirements remain the same—the unI

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“Part of it is tradition and part of it just bragging rights. Part of it is just doing a couple more really stupid things before you graduate and have to be out in the real world,” said Trinity senior Cory Chen of the five unofficial

tasks’ appeal.

Most students said the unofficial requirements are a topic of late-night conversations more than personal goals.

There are also those undergrads who see them as an essential part of Duke tradition.

“It was definitely a priority of mine to accomplish them,” said Trinity senior Dan Huber.

University Archivist Bill King said the origins are unknown, but probably not oflong-lived tradition. ‘They were not here in 1961 when I graduated; they could well have begun in the late ’6os when students started questioning authority,” he said. Indeed, all five of the requirements are criminal acts that the administration does not condone.

That being said, with just two weeks left until the members of the Class of 2000 reach their deadline, The Chronicle decided it was time take a closer look at the five tasks and provide a little guidance for those who have yet to unofficially graduate.

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Mike Israel, CEO of Duke Hospital, said the filed petition mainly addressed issues at Duke, so nurses at Durham Regional and Raleigh Community hospitals should not be included in the June vote. lUOE lawyer Seth Cohen said the agreement approved 37 separate classifications of nurses for voting and removed the names of supervisors one by one.

Union supporters collected around 1,000 signatures to force the vote, which is scheduled for June 2 and 3. Previous estimates suggested that 1,400 nurses would participate in the vote, but the final list, which will be released Thursday, is expected to include about 2,000 See UNION VOTE on page

Committee drafts event policy plan

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By JAIME LEVY The Chronicle

After incorporating the feedback of about 20 students, a set of suggested changes to the University’s

event planning policies was submitted last week to Vice

President for Student Affairs Janet Dickerson.

Tm actually very pleased with the process that the nnal product included, in that there were students putting input into every single word of the recommendations,” said Duke Student Government Vice President lor Student Affairs Jasmin French, stressing that the report to Dickerson is only a recommendation.

Dickerson could not be reached this weekend to comment on how likely she is to implement the suggested changes.

An earlier draft—crafted without student feedback ey officials from student affairs, auxiliary services and ampus Police—suggested several controversial changes. But the final report relegates these issues—like Prohibiting alcohol purchases with University funds, al°wing only small gatherings in commons rooms, requir‘rrg all events involving alcohol to be registered and subsidizing security costs—to a section of “items requiring hrfther discussion.”

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NCAA passes basketball rules changes The reforms include the elimination of summer recruiting after the year 2001 came to light most recently when Kansas City, Mo. amateur coach Myron Piggie was indicted for allegedly paying five high school players, including former Blue Devil Corey Maggette.

In the summer, coaches are currently are allowed 24 days of reattending including cruiting, camps sponsored by shoe manufac-

From staff and wire reports

The NCAA Division I board of directors unanimously approved a package of basketball rules

changes Thursday, including a proposal to eliminate men’s summer recruiting by 2002.

“The board is eliminating sum-

mer basketball environments as we now know it,” said Pennsylvania

State University President Graham turers. Spanier said although the NCAA cannot prevent the camps Spanier, chair of the board of directors. “We will scale back in 2001, from continuing, it can prohibit coaches from attending them, then we will replace it in 2002.” is said the new Chris Kennedy, Duke’s associSpanier program designed to reduce “the unsavory ate athletic director, said Duke influences affecting the lives of coaches currently attend the sumyoung people and the integrity of mer camps because that is where our programs.” These problems the best players are concentrated.

He said he welcomes the recruiting back to high

shift 0f school coaches, but warned that the lure

of money from the NBA will continue to infect college basketball giving the changes only a temporary effect.

“You have termites in your house in the left front corner, and you poison them there, and the survivors go to the right rear of the house,” he said. ‘You can’t make those termites extinct..,. The lust for that money is going to find an-1 other way to express itself.”

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Gay rights activists march on Capito

By GENARO ARMAS Associated Press

WASHINGTON Hundreds of thousands of gays and supporters marched Sunday on the Capitol, transforming the National Mall into a sea of multicolored flags and joining hands in a show of unity they hope will transform recent victories into wider protections for homosexuals.

“We’re only asking for the same rights as anyone else,” Adam May of Atlanta declared as he walked with the throngs of marchers. “Depriving one person... puts everyone at risk of losing.”

In a crowd dotted with openly gay celebrities, the marchers celebrated a week of victories that includ-

Ed the passage of a new law in Vermont giving gays marriage-like rights and a renewed plea by President Bill Clinton for a federal Hate Crimes Prevention Act. But participants vowed not to rest until same-se: couples get equal rights in all 50 states, and somi wore costumes or carried signs calling attention ti fights still on the horizon.

One man wearing a Boy Scout uniform held up sign saying, “Straight Scouts for gay scouts,” calling attention to a case heard by the Supreme Court las! week in which a Scout leader was fired because he was gay. Others carried signs saying “Stop Hate Crimes” and chanted “full rights for gays.”

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By GREG PESSIN The Chronicle

The Pratt School of Engineering continues to rake in the money.

This weekend, Internet executive Alston Gardner surprised his father, former engineering professor William “Nick” Gardner, by announcing a $7 million gift to the Pratt School made in honor of the elder

Gardner.

The multi-million dollar gift is one in a series of several to the school over the past year, highlighted by Edmund Pratt’s $35 million naming gift. The school re-

mains the, strongest performer in the University’s apital campaign.

“A lot of guys honor their parents when they’re lead,” said Alston Gardner. “They tell them how they ’eel after they are gone. I thought I should do it while ie is still around.”

The money will be divided between four initiatives, wo in faculty development and two in student aid.

Two million dollars will establish the W.H. Gardier Jr. Chair of Civil and Environmental Engineering.

The W.H. Gardner Jr. Associate Professorship (ill be established by $750,000 matched by $250,000 rom the Bass Program for Excellence in Undergradlate Education.

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With a matching gift from The Duke Endowment Scholarship Challenge for North and South Carolina Students, $250,000 will provide need-based financial lid for engineering undergraduates from the Carolinas.

Saturday night, Nick Gardner thought he was going o Cafe Parizade with his three children, who were visting from out of town. “It was a distinct surprise,” Nick Sardner said. “I ended up at the new research building.”

There, Gardner’s family and Pratt Dean Kristina fohnson told him about the gift.

“That Duke dean is a good salesman,” he said of lohnson. “I think it’s great.”

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True to their activist reputation, Emily Saliers and Amy Ray played several songs with political messages—for example, “Go” and “Faye Tucker,” both tracks from the 1999 album Come On Now Social. The former was composed in response to the cancellation of an Indigo Girls concert at a South Carolina high school because of their outspoken lesbianism; the latter to draw attention to the execution of bom-again Christian Karla Faye Tucker in Texas last year. During their encore, the group—to scattered protest—asked the audience to write Sen. John Edwards, DN.C., to stop a bill allowing the transportation of nuclear waste across the continental United States.

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Ray and Saliers gave each other breaks by performing two songs on their own. Ray played “Sister,” a vigorous banjo solo, while Saliers offered the softer “Philosophy ofLove,” a hidden track on Come On Now Social.

The first opening act, Agents of Good Roots, was rather sparsely attended, but seemed to have a few devoted fans in the audience. Nevertheless, lead singer Brian Jones kept repeating the group’s name and pointed out that his brother had been a student at

the University.

In contrast, the second opening act, Michelle Malone, met a more enthusiastic reception, especially when Saliers and Ray joined Malone and her percussionist for two songs. After this act, the doors of Page were opened to let in students who had not been able to get tickets in the afternoon, and every seat in the auditorium was filled.

—By Norbert Schiirer

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of an inoperable brain tumor.

JOAN MAGAT spoke at Fuqua’s dedication ceremony.

“This is a very important building. If we were naming it after Wes, we knew it would have to be important,” said Dean of Fuqua Rex Adams in the ceremony’s opening remarks. “We did not want a trivial memorial for Wes.”

remembered his friend as a dyna; leader and teacher.

“In some ways he’s a hard act to f low,” Huber said. “He was a master generating consensus.”

Magat’s widow, Joan, was on hani Saturday to deliver a heartfelt reflectioi on the life of her husband.

“He was the best of husbands, t cause he was the best of friends,” si said. “His heart was great and good, ai he always put others before himself.

“It has helped remembering Wes studying the blueprints of this building,' she added. “One day this dedication... wil help me turn around and move forward,"

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Adams noted in his opening comments that the $l5 million Wesley Alexander Magat Academic Center would not have been possible without an $8 million gift from a donor who wished to remain anonymous. The five-story, 70,000square-foot center opened in the fall, providing 130 additional office spaces for Fuqua’s faculty and researchers.

“Wes can’t be with us in person, but his principles, integrity and friendship are embodied in this building,” said Provost Peter Lange.

“It seems only appropriate that the academic center was named after Wes,” said Fuqua Professor Joel Huber, who

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By STEVEN WRIGHT The Chronicle of Members the university community gathered Saturday to dedicate the Fuqua School of Business’ newest wing to their former colleague Wesley Magat.

Magat, a professor with joint appointments in Fuqua and the Sanford Institute for Public Policy, died last year

Academic Council considers intellectual property polic Committee co-chair David Lange, professor of law, acknowledged the difficulties of formulating an effective policy in the shifting technological environment but exIn an age when technological advancements are outmoded faster than you can say “Microsoft,” it can often be pressed confidence in the current proposal. “Overall, if you look at the University’s policy you will see on one difficult to foresee the challenges ahead.

Duke, like many universities across the country, now hand that it is generous and flexible, and on the other faces the difficult task of foreseeing those challenges as it hand, exacting where it needs to be,” he said.

The Intellectual Property Committee faced difficulestablishes a policy regarding intellectual property rights. ties similar to those of universities across the nation, Thursday, the Academic Council reviewed the Intellectual Property Committee’s proposed policy in prepa- Lange said, in everything from defining what a course is ration for a vote in May. to determining what constitutes a conflict of interest.

The policy defines works created in the classroom as The intent ofthe policy is to “preserve all elements of the traditional academic sphere, yet provide a mechapart of the course, entitling the University to some stake nism for the entry of Duke University into on-line forms in them. Meanwhile, professors’ lecture notes and other ofinstruction...” wrote committee co-chair Hadley Cocks, materials brought into the classroom remain the intelchair of the Department of Mechanical Engineering and lectual property ofthe professor.

Materials Science, in a letter to the council.

Lange’s presentation met with many queries from the The University’s first policy on inventions, patents, faculty, as they began to familiarize themselves with the and technology transfers was approved by the Board of implications of the policy and pose potential scenarios Trustees in 1979, and although it has been revised sevunder which there might be conflicts ofinterest. As they eral times since, the rapidity of technological breakconsider working with online firms, faculty must clear throughs prompted the most recent reevaluation. potential conflicts with a dean or department chair.

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Lange assured those concerned that they wouli maintain as much control as possible over their wort He emphasized that the policy is not excessively limit ing offaculty, but that it does take into account the Uni versit/s desire to protect commercial usage of its nam and logo.

It would also outlaw students’ sale of class notes ur less approved by the instructor.

IN OTHER BUSINESS: Executive Vice Presides Tallman Trask presented the recently revised campu master plan, which will be voted on at the May 11 meel ing. The draft Board of Trustees resolution on the pla endorses the principles and goals ofthe plan but not ne< essarily the specific details; the Academic Council ma pass a similar resolution.

The council voted unanimously to establish a Depai ment of Biostatistics and Bioinformatics and consider! creating a doctoral program in biology.

Trinity juniors Matthew Baugh, Heather Haiti Brian Skotko and Anil Vedula were named the 200 2001 Faculty Scholars.

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“Towards the end, I was wondering if I would get it done at all,” said Trinity senior Thomas Burns, a political science major. “I was hardly getting any sleep

during the last four weeks, skipping class and all sorts of things.”

However, he added that he was glad to have undertaken the endeavor. “Once I got into my topic it was pretty fun,” said Bums, who wrote about ethnic conflict in Ireland. “It was a pity that I didn’t have another semester to work on it more.”

Graduating with distinction requires proof of academic achievement, faculty recommendations, the approval ofthe department, a substantial thesis of generally at least 50 pages and an oral defense.

Every department in Trinity College and the Pratt School of Engineering has its own take on those basic requirements, and the process is highly individualized to the applicant and to the department.

“We take into account their general performance thus far in work they’ve done,” said lan Baucom, assistant professor of English, who coordinates the department’s distinction program. “We want to have a sense of [their] facility for this kind ofwork.”

Last year, 73 Trinity students and 31

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FINISHED SENIOR THESES are bound. They join doctoral dissertations in the stacks of the second floor of Perkins Library. engineering students graduated with distinction. Unlike Duke, some universities, such as Princeton, require their seniors to write a thesis.

Faculty and students said the honors thesis is an excellent research opportunity for those who want to attend graduate school. “I think for those students who are going to continue professionally in the sciences, writing a senior undergraduate thesis is justpreparation for [the future],”

said Ronald Grunwald, biology’s associate director of undergraduate studies.

Trinity junior Joanne Gonzales, who was accepted into next year’s English department’s honors program, does not believe writing a thesis is necessary for graduate school—but that it is helpful. “I feel more prepared for the volume of writing and research that you’d have to do as a graduate student,” said Gonzales, who See

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And while the University did e-mail students about many of the changes that are coming, especially those regarding the construction of new dormitories, some of the exciting changes were conspicuously unmentioned: To comply with the recent referendum on privatizing the Oak Room, the University will be announcing that the Oak Room has been sold—to Mean Gene’s. Whether students will eat the shrimp asiago that says “bite me” is yet to be seen.

Following the dean of the Chapel’s decision not to abide by DSG’s motion to permit same-sex marriage, DSG voted unanimously to change the Chapel into a student recreation center. The main aisle will become a bowling alley, pool tables will replace the pews and a big screen television and Alpine-run smoothie bar will replace the altar. Everyday at 5 p.m. instead of bells, the Chapel tower will play “The Thong Song.”

The system ofrequiring students to log in at computer clusters will be expanded this fall. All dorm rooms, the Bryan Center and all public restrooms will be outfitted with retinal scanners. Paper towel dispensers will be outfitted with a thumbprint identification system.

The Wilson Recreation Center will be changing its hours again. In an effort to comply with student demand for late-night gym access, the Wilßec will now be open from 12:30 to 1:15 a.m. Thursday through Sunday for general student use.

In an effort to curb on-campus drinking, the University will be building “bar cozies” out ofDuke stone to hide the site of unsightly alcoholserving establishments. The University is trying to find out if seeing a gigantic waste of money will deter drinking.

Former varsity athlete Corey Maggette will be entering a new career this fall. Having proven his fund-raising prowess, Maggette will be tapped

by Pat Buchanan to serve as the vice-presidential nominee on the Reform Party ticket.

The Chronicle, recently declared a monopoly, will be split into two newspapers this fall—one paper that just runs news stories and another paper that just runs ads.

Following a veiy large donation, the Interfratemity Council will be in charge of the Undergraduate Judicial Board.

To alleviate parking concerns, the University will switch to an “allburro” system of transporting students from their cars to campus. This will greatly increase the amount of“good ass” available on campus.

Finally, the newly established search committee has announced that Britney Spears will be replacing Janet Dickerson—bringing a whole new meaning to “Student Affairs.”

The Chronicle wishes everyone a great summer.

On the record I got bruised having sex in the stacks, dirty having sex in the gar-

dens and asbestos poisoning from tunneling.

An anonymous Trinity senior commenting on the hazards of the unofficial graduation requirements (see story, page 1)

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Letters to the Editor

Racial stereotyping pervades American societ In light of several disturbing incidents on campus and subsequent letters to the editor, we feel it is necessary to address a larger problem prevalent in the Duke community. We are concerned with the chronic misrepre-

street corner or a Middle Easterner is searched in an airport, it is evident that such racial profiling is a direct consequence of negative stereotyping.

These are issues that can-

not and will not be taken lightly. We are determined to cultures, several sentation of combat the growing apathy. ethnicities and races on campus. Society today continues Our intention is not to target to demean numerous groups any individual person or group, but rather to make through such misrepresentation. The dangerous result is clear our rejection of these increasingly prevalent and that ethnic and racial prejuremarkably unquestioned dices are becoming commonplace in the mindsets of many stereotypes. As leaders of people, which invariably lays several cultural, religious the groundwork for the insti- and action groups on campus, we feel that these tutionalization ofracism.

Our response is not bom stereotypes are not occurring of oversensitivity, but rather as isolated incidents, but are of very real hardships that symptomatic of a larger, minorities face today. more disturbing and increasan Whether African ingly acceptable trend in American is stopped on a American society. Hence, we

ask that the rest of the Duk community join us in thi expression of solidarity, an not accept these stereotyp; as the norm, nor allow thei to remain unchecked.

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And Three Othef The writers listed above are vice president of the Arab Students Organkatk and president of the Duke chapter of the NAACP, respectively. Also signing this letter are the presiden of the Asian Students Association, the co-president of Mi Gente and the president of the Muslim Students Association.

Fraternities are an integral part of university li I was not even a member of a fraternity during my four years at Duke, but reading Trinity sophomore Patrick Horton’s letter to the editor in the April 26 edition of The Chronicle makes me nauseous.

Fraternities are a fundamental and exciting part of campus life. The reason I did not join a fraternity was because I had a core group of friends who wanted to remain independent, and I was interested in blocking with them. However, I always respected the camaraderie and infectious togetherness displayed by individual fraternities. Don’t get me wrong, some fraternities were, in my opinion, some of the biggest

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I would do anything for another four years of being able to walk out of a class on a beautiful spring afternoon,

stroll toward the residential quadrangles, see tons of people outside enjoying the surroundings and each other’s company and yes, even hearing music booming from the windows ofone ofthe fraternities on Main West Campus, even if the music sucked.

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preparing for the “real work but most importantly, in n opinion, it is about having fiu Don’t take away from other

fun, especially when they ai the ones who already kno that those four years are tl best they will ever have ai they are going to take eve advantage to live that to tl fullest. If that entails son spilled beer here, some lor music there or whatever els so be it. Ifyou’re not looking have some fun, someone on told me about a school th doesn’t allow fun somewhe in the Boston area or son thing like that. Maybe yi could check that out.

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Current drinking age discriminates against studen As an alumnus and the direct their attention to this parent of a current student, I law, which is the underlying found the editorial on alcohol cause of most alcohol-related policy in the April 26 edition problems on college campusof The Chronicle to be outes, including binge drinking. standing—it reflects my opinMajor research universities ions exactly. In addition to are uniquely equipped with the points you made, I would both the resources necessary note that the 21-year-old-law to conduct the appropriate has the unfortunate effect of studies and the brightest disenfranchising parents and young people of this age institutions from their privigroup. The results of such lege to teach responsible research would have strong drinking habits, including—- political influence. ironically—abstinence.

One possible way to create History records a large a national initiative would be number of discriminatory a call for all 18- to 21-year-old laws—such as Jim Crow, adults to challenge their legNuremberg and Apartheid, islators on the subject. How to name but a few. On a can these elected representasmaller scale, the 21-year-old tives justify the discriminalaw is in the same category, tion mandated by the 21as it discriminates against year-old law? is It natural for 18- to 21-year-old adults. The most people in the 18 to 21 administration and trustees age bracket to explore adult of Duke University should lifestyle options, including for referenced editorial,

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Well, we suppose that’s it. No longer protected from the harsh glare of the public by our masks of anonymity, we stand revealed before you all. It’s been one hell of run. Hands down, we are the greatest Monday, Mondays in history, and we will take on all who would claim otherwise. We know there are at least three of our predecessors on campus and we got no qualms about showing you all what we got.

Frankly, any idiot can rant for 750 words but it takes talent—no, genius—to craft jokes. And that’s just what we did, week in week out, for 14 glorious columns.

To those of you who knew that our name, not to mention our sometimes shamelessly self-aggrandizing tone, came from Tenacious D, the greatest band on earth, and caught our übiquitous references to that great duo, good for you. To those of you who have no idea about The D, go get their songs through Napster. That’s right, go flood the servers and create some network outages, you’ve earned it. Far be it from us, though, to encourage you to do anything illegal. Except for the sign on our door advertising free liquor that keeps attracting freshmen into our room (just ask Prilla and Jen) we’ve hardly broken any laws this semester.

Kudos to those of you who had us pegged from the beginning, despite our constant claims to the contrary (Sarah and Katie), And to those of you who could never quite put two and two together (Paul “Big Diesel” Weber) you should be ashamed of yourselves. To those ofyou who constantly

times —we’ll try not to hold it against you. Now for some individual thoughts.

Patrick: When Andrew and I first started this, we were the best of friends. Now. I can hardly stand him. Every time I look at him I think about the time he cut my joke about paraplegic prostitutes. And let’s not even get into the time he put the Star Wars reference into the column. Seriously though, without Andrew this column wouldn’t have been half as funny or as enjoyable to write. Thanks must also go out to Kari Forde-Anderson, who got a sneak peek at the column and was always honest about what she thought even though none of them were devoted to her.

Lastly, I have to thank my parents, especially my mom who gave birth to me 21 years ago today. That’s right WONDERBOY is now a WONDERMAN. Anyone wishing to celebrate knows how to find me.

Andrew: Thanks Dad, for letting NASTYMAN know when he’d crossed the line. Thanks Mom for telling me how funny I was no matter how good or bad the column was. Thanks to Michael Dauber for that line about sorostitutes. Mike doesn’t go to school here at Duke, or anywhere for that matter, but we’re all hoping that he gets out ofrehab real soon. I have a special thank you for that hottie Amy Congdon for always letting me know what sucked and what was funny (and for being the best friend a guy could have). And most of all, thank you Patrick. All I gotsta say is, way to be partner, way to be.

From both of us, props to U.S. Attorney

General Janet Reno, who apparently read our column about killing Elian Gonzalez before sending a bunch of armed-to-theteeth federal agents to “liberate” the boy.

Janet, it was only a joke. The attention is flattering, but you really gotta lay off the

cough syrup.

Also thank you Bazinsky/Epstein/Pi Phi for providing gobs of material (or very little material that we just happened to pound into the ground). We

need to thank Norm, who despite all our insinuations is not gay, and Martin for editing the column and dealing with our little practical jokes (like using the word f-k 52 times in one column). Thanks be to Radiohead who were always playing in the stereo as we conjured our genius.

And to all of our loyal readers, we’ve been sent to issue all you people here a warning: The next crop of Monday, Monday potentials isn’t that good. There weren’t many applicants, and those who did have the courage to try to follow us up didn’t really ring anybody’s bell. For those of you who are now worried—no, RED SONJA did not reapply.

So we guess all that’s left for everyone is exams and graduation. We hope all of the seniors this year enjoy Elizabeth Dole as ain’t their honorary speaker, anything more inspiring for you than someone who dropped out of the presidential race before the first primary was even held. Of course we all know she ran out of money. Such a wonderful message really; if you aren’t rich, it’s going to be too hard and you might as well give up now. All you students on financial aid should leam from her example. But maybe we’re being toe hard on her. She did try some creative ways of raising money. However, Bot Dole’s noble sacrifice of revealing his erec tile dysfunction to the American publit failed to solicit enough pity money to keep her campaign afloat. All of this makes uf

wonder about her Tri-Delt affiliation. Aftei all, when was the last time you saw a poo; Tri-Delt who wasn’t getting any?

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Now introducing: THREE BLIND MICE Monday, Monday THREE BLIND MICE Thank goodness for small favors—when we return to campus next August, we won’t be summoned from slumber by the soothing sounds of sledgehammers until after 7 a.m. How remarkably considerate. With this kind of administrative foresight, some recent graduates might find themselves relocated to Durham next fall as Andersen Consulting is called in to mediate between the whining student contingent and the baffled construction information bureaucracy. Those generous folks over at the Residential Program Review sure do know how to give Bill Burig a big fat ulcer. Not like he doesn’t have one already.

Anyway, in the recent Construction Impact e-mail, they even promised that the use of loud machinery would be restricted until after 8 a.m. The way we see it, the Big Dig is a sadistic scheme contrived to boost attendance in 9:10 classes. Somehow, we think it might take more than that to drag the true slacker out of bed.

If you live in Edens Quadrangle, you still might have to allow some extra time to wind your way through the labyrinthine fencing intended to protect Duke students from aggressive construction workers. Perhaps you were daunted by the extreme length of the e-mail and didn’t read as far as the “Safety” section. It is, however, worth the scroll. The

cerned about where, the orange Duke ’O2 Beetle wi Residential Program Review outlined the expectation that “construction staff and residents will park when Wannamaker Drive is no more.

And what about tours? Will the admissions offn remain on their respective sides ofthe safety fencing and will have few interactions.” distribute hard hats and take the pre-frosh trekkir Is this the politically correct description of the through the demolition derby? It would certain new Duke Zoo? Why don’t they just come out and call liven the tour experience now that our “work har the fence a cage? They give us the dimensions and play hard” motto has been declared taboo. And the materials. Maybe they just don’t want to admit would also give a true-to-life depiction of campus.

So how’s the last day of classes scene for true-t who exactly is being kept from whom. According to those bureaucratic visionaries, “any breaches of the life? We noticed that the tours strolled on despite bl construction fence by construction staff or students tant quad debauchery and al fresco beer-guzzlii will be considered dangerous behavior, and will be around clusters of Sigma Nu-style renegade dor couches. After trying so hard to defend dorm furr handled as a serious complaint.” ture from becoming bonfire fuel, Tallman Trask su What exactly is going on here—are we subcontracting current “good behavior” convicts? It seems couldn’t have been pleased to see so much of it the Big Dig will be advantageous not only by elimi- jeopardy.

While the representative tidbit of last-day-c nating the I-slept-through-my-alarm excuse but also by improving student-employee relations. Forget the classes revelry may be problematic, we can sugge Saturday cookout on the quad. The Residential some essential tour components that emphasi: Program Review knows that the real way to foster Duke’s unique character. For one thing, the toi groups should be sure to stray from the Perkii student-employee interaction is to consider it “danLobby for a brief encounter with our resident fashic gerous” and handle it as a “serious complaint.”

All of this aside, we have been doing a little mogul, the Bright Suit Guy. Outside on the qua reviewing of our own. And there are still some things they should stop to admire the mad skills of tl Hacky Sack Guru. Where do we get these people? we just don’t get. For instance, what is the real purpolicy Is to ensure a hands-off And a tour certainly wouldn’t be complete wit! it pose of the fence? between construction workers and high-maintenance out a confrontation with a vicious squirrel. No there’s a campus characteristic we wouldn’t mir girlies who sweet-talked their doctors into prescribTheta rowdy eliminating. If the new quad construction mear ing air-conditioning? Or is it to prevent abandoned temporarily squirrel habitat destruction, maybe we’ve found i to town with Chis from going power tools? Not that we don’t condone frolicking in redeeming quality. the construction site. We’re just curious about what The THREE BLIND MICE would like to wish a this fence is really for.

And does the parking dilemma get a place amidst happy work furlough to the Big Dig construction employees. all this interaction rhetoric? Personally, we’re con-

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Some students, however, simply enjoy the research aspect. “Many ofthem do because it’s a culmination of their study, which includes a significant research com-

ponent,” Grunwald said.

Faculty also noted that there is a large number of students who do independent studies, which also conclude with a large body of research and writing work but are not technically “honors.” That difference probably stems from the stringent grade point average requirement associated with the honors label. “We are continually encouraging our students to consider independent studies that integrate research and writing,” said Gary Ybarra, director of undergraduate studies for electrical and computer engineering. “There are plenty of students who do independent studies but do not do graduation with distinction.”

Writing a senior thesis also requires plenty of time, which may turn off some students to the task.

For Gonzales, however, the time commitment was not a factor, as she has already been involved in research on Shakespeare this year with English professor Joseph Porter. Next year, she is considering researching the play Othello. “You’re usually involved in classes where you’re writing and researching on topics you’re given,” she said. “This was a chance to research and write on something I was interested in.”

Though Gonzales has a fairly solid idea of what she wants to work on next year, Baucom said not every student needs to have a complete picture of their project.

‘They don’t have to know exactly what they want to say, but they have to have a general idea of the general territory and the questions they want to ask,” he said.

Often, after a student is accepted into the honors program, she must go through rigorous questioning about the proposal from the faculty. Bums initially wanted to compare ethnic conflicts in various regions on the world, using statistical data.

However, the department rejected his proposals because they were too broad, he said. Finally, he hit upon a feasible project idea—but had only eight weeks to complete it. T was more worried about the defense than getting it done,” Bums said. ‘That seems intimidating, but it wasn't that bad.”

Probably the most difficult part about writing a thesis, Bums added, is letting go—much like a parent with a child. “So much of the research you do, you won’t actually write about,” he said, explaining that he cut 20 pages during a revision. ‘That's really a painful process.”

ommendation that organizations provide plastic

cups at large outdoor events to prevent broken glass.

The section also propose that resident advisers be more responsible about reporting unruly events to Campus Police.

Among the more substantive changes, the committee highlighted five areas that members agreed need

to be addressed.

According to the document, all on-campus social venues should be free to each student group at least twice a semester, the University should examine all nonresidential space that can be used for social programming and publicity mentioning alcohol should be banned on East Campus. Additionally, pre-event meetings should be required for all events involving more than 500 people and a new section of the promoter policy should be created to address activities other than bands and major attractions.

“My hope is that the ongoing work on these issues results in detailed, concrete suggestions for change.../’Assistant Dean of University Life Melinda Bolger Roper, the committee’s chair, wrote in an email. “Some of these issues have long been identified as problematic. However, I feel that we have some momentum for change right now that we’ve not had as strongly in the past.”

The most controversial issues—topics that did not gamer the committee’s consensus—will be open for student discussion this fall.

Many student leaders have already voiced some of their concerns about these potential changes. French said having to register all events would be no more than a “hassle,” but she predicted a debate around enforcing occupancy limits for commons rooms—the location of 40 percent of 213 registered events in fall 1999, according to the Event Advising Center.

“People are just really worried thatthe social face really, really change,” French said, pointing to concerns that enforcement would require student groups to limit access to their parties. “That’s not what we want. That’s not why we came to Duke. People are trying to be inclusive, and this is directly contradictory.”

Pratt senior Mike Kamas, a member of Sigma Chi fraternity, said he understood administrative concerns about fire safety in commons rooms, but noted that any change in policy would have to be accompanied by improving social space.

“As a member of a fraternity, the last thing I want to do is rent room in the Bryan Center to have a party...he said, adding that he has been pleased with officials’ responsiveness to student feedback.

Banning the use of University funds for buying alcohol—a step that would most severely affect dormitories and quadrangles—will be another controversial issue, as some students argue that dependence on “passing the hat” would hinder large-scale, studentplanned events. EAC statistics show that 57 percent of quad and outdoor events in fall 1999 involved alcohol; 21 percent of all registered events were held in quads or other outdoor venues.

The recommendations acknowledge student concerns with the possible change. “Some quads do weekly or monthly kegs as their primary means of socialization,” the report reads. ‘ln the same way that this would hurt quad functions, it would also hurt class, house and greek functions. Often the draw for these events is that kegs are present.”

Still, some students agreed that using University money for alcohol sends a contradictory message to students.

“To have eveiyone’s money... taken for the general body is effectively having minors pay for alcohol for people 21 and over,” said Trinity junior Rob Leonard, the newly elected vice president of Campus Council.

The University’s security policy—long considered unfair, especially by nonresidential minority organizations—was addressed both in the committee’s suggestions and in an attached letter from French and eight other students. In addition to pointing out the inconsistency in requiring some groups to have security while not requiring it of other groups, the students discussed their other philosophical concern.

“While we realize the social space tension affects all students, we are painfully aware of the costs that are associated with being a group that has no alumni contribution history, no prime real estate and no numerical presence on campus...,” they wrote. “We want to make the University aware ofthe psychological implications of having so many uniformed police officers at parties that are sponsored by minority groups. Students leave with the perceived innuendo of ‘you need more police.”’

Bolger Roper stressed that everyone agreed that the security policy needed to be reformed, but had not come up with specific plans yet. “This item requires further discussion so that we, students and administrators, can together... identify ideas to present to the upper administration,” she said.

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NCAA will allow basketball players to start classes early quarterly meeting. “We are sending a clear message that there are going to

be changes,” Spanier said.

“Those must be substantive changes that return the recruiting and decision making process to athletes, to parents, to high school coaches and to university coaches and administrators,” he added.

Another change would limit initial scholarships to no more than five in one year and eight over two years.

After last year’s mass exodus of players, Duke brought in six new scholarship players. “You’re probably better off having the flexibility to deal with the changes in the program,” Kennedy said.

Son honors father with S7M contribution to Pratt School GARDNER from page 3

Nick Gardner graduated from the School of Engineering in 1945, and taught there for 10 years starting in 1953. During his tenure, he led engineering design for the Bryan Center, the Nello Teer Engineering Library and parts of the Center for Living and Medical Center.

The new programs fall in line with the school’s strategic plan, which calls for a 20-faculty-member expansion and several new building projects to support them.

“Engineers are designers and builders,” Johnson said in a statement.

‘The Gardner name has long been associated with the construction destined to endure. We are truly grateful to Nick

Gardner for his lasting contributions to the University and the school, and to his son for his vision during a crucial time of growth and opportunity for engineering education at Duke.”

The younger Gardner made his fortune as the founder and chief executive officer of OnTarget Inc., a worldwide professional services firm recently acquired by Siebel Systems, Inc. He is now vice president of Siebel and general manager of OnTarget.

T just hope they let Kristina Johnson fulfill her vision,” the younger Gardner said. “She seems to be focusing on a couple of areas that very much intrigue me, with optical engineering and biomedical engineering.”

“We never could have foreseen what happened last year. Elton [Brand], sure.

But Corey Maggette?”

The board also decided to allow men’s and women’s basketball recruits to receive scholarships to attend classes in summer school before their first semester in college ifthey enroll in at least six hours of courses.

The NCAA said it will provide $3 million per year to provide up to 50 percent of an institution’s cost for the program.

The five-year pilot program will be assessed when it expires.

Kennedy said Duke and other schools would likely take advantage of the new program, partly for academic reasons

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The board also approved the formation of a Division I basketball issues committee, which will be asked to design a new approach to summer recruiting effective in 2002.

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About 2,000 nurses Requirements bring bruises, legal woes may vote in June UNION VOTE from page I names, hinting at a closely contested vote.

If the nurses elect to join a union, DUHS will have to bargain with the nurses’ union in good faith. If the nurses elect not to join a union, they cannot attempt to unionize for a full year.

Israel said the hospital’s position is, and has always been, that everyone should be informed and should vote.

“An ideal situation would be to have a 100 percent turnout,” he said. “It’s everybody’s responsibility to vote and understand what they’re voting for or against.”

Israel explained that although North Carolina is a right-to-work state, those whose jobs are covered by a bargaining agreement will also be affected. “Anyone who could potentially be covered by the collective bargaining process as a result of an election should have a right to vote in that election,” said Israel. “[This agreement] does that.”

Connie Donahue, a nurse at Duke Hospital, expressed a common sentiment among union supporters. “I love the hospital and my work, but on some nights, the nurse to patient ratio reaches one to eight,” she said, reiterating that unionization is about patients, not money. Many nurses feel that a normal nurse-to-patient ratio is one to three, a level that many say existed at the hospital five years ago.

But Israel also reiterated that collective bargaining will not address the vast majority of concerns he hears from the nurses. “We are experiencing the same problems [other health care institutions are having], and regardless of how this comes out we’ll have to work directly with our front-line staff to re-

solve them,” he said.

The movement to unionize started in August 1999 when a past lUOE president was treated at Duke Hospital. Hearing the nurses talk about their working conditions, he suggested the possibility of forming or joining a union. Spread mostly by word of mouth and night-time meetings at local hotels, the movement has now received the support of roughly 1,000 nurses, joined under the banner of NUPA—Nurses United for Patient Advocacy. lUOE currently has 400,000 members across the nation and Canada.

“We’re making history here,” said one nurse, referring to the fact that North Carolina has never had a nurses’ union at a private hospital.

� REQUIREMENTS from page 1 many undergraduates and alumni admitted completing this task several times just for fun.

“That was easy—no one’s going to stop you,” said David Pryluck, Trinity ’99. “It happens more out of convenience than anything else. Sometimes its easier to go around the other way and then you find yourself going all of the way around.”

Although driving around the circle backwards is comparatively benign to some of the other more risque tasks, there is the potential to be charged with careless and reckless driving. “I can’t recall giving someone a citation for that in the recent past, but it is subject to happen if an officer observes such actions,” said Maj. Robert Dean of the Duke University Police Department.

Tunneling

Accessing the tunnels that run under both campuses became a four-year quest for Cory Rayburn, Trinity ’9B. “Over the course of four years, we were always on the lookout for ways to get into the tunnels and it would never work,” he said.

“We always had these visions that if we did get into the tunnels under Main West, there would be these rats the size of dogs running around,” he said.

Students who have been in the tunnels gave less exciting reports, like finding large stacks of plates

under the Marketplace.

Several students said they’ve accessed the tunnels through entrances near the loading dock behind the Hideaway and just beyond Trinity Cafe in the East Campus Student Union. Trinity senior Christine Paczkowski and Trinity sophomore C.J. Walsh both said there are doors that lead to the tunnels at the end of the halls on East Campus main quad dorms, like Wilson.

Kacie Wallace, associate dean for judicial affairs, said there is potentially dangerous high voltage equipment down there. “We did have someone who locked themselves in the tunnel a couple years ago and had to call the police to come let him out,” said Wallace.

Sex in the Stacks “Perkins is pretty tough because when you walk in there smelling ofbooze at 1 a.m. carrying no backpack, people know you’re doing something really nefarious,” said Trinity senior Sidney Simms, a recent “unofficial graduate.”

Huber said that although it’s hard to find a good spot, the fourth floors stacks are usually the most secluded. “Whatever books are there aren’t commonly used,” he said.

Several alumni reported that “sex requirements” are not long standing traditions.

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“It’s funny. You know what’s going on.”

While sneaking into the gardens at night may provide the most cover, a Trinity alumna who wished to remain anonymous had other advice.

“Although this would seem the most logical thing to do, I would not attempt the Gardens during nighttime,” she said. “It seems a little dangerous. Daytime is a little more risky as far as getting caught, but I have heard it is a lot safer.”

Wallace confirmed that students have been subject to disciplinary actions for indecent exposure in both the library and the gardens.

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“I got bruised having sex in the stacks, dirty having sex in the gardens, and asbestos poisoning from tunneling,” said a Trinity senior who wishes to remain anonymous. “I guess doming was the most fun—there's nothing more exhilarating than seeing East Campus stretched out below you.”

Doming is the unofficial requirement that presents the greatest physical challenge, and also poses

the greatest risk. According to those who have done it, accessing the dome from Pegram is relatively easy compared to actually scaling the dome.

“My friend was a monkey and could climb anything; he then helped pull me up,” said Paczkowski.

“There was a rope at the highest part, to actually get up to the dome.”

When caught “doming,” students can be with charged with trespassing, Dean said.

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� Men’s lax squeaks past Penn State 6-5 Duke’s offense struggled against No. 19 Penn State, but the Blue Devil defense held the Nittany Lions to just five goals on 27 shots Friday in State College, Pa, Jared Frood scored two goals and had an assist, while fellow senior T.J. Durnan had two assists. Duke’s offense has scored no more than seven goals in each of the last three games.

Rowing finishes last at ACC Championships >

The rowing team finished in fourth place at the first-ever ACC Championships Saturday in Charlottesville. The host Cavaliers won the title with 40 points, while Duke scored 11. In the petite finals against UNC, Duke won the second varsity four, but lost the three remaining races. Katie Lakin was the lone Duke rower to earn All-ACC honors.

� Duke competes at Penn Relays The track and field squad set two school records this weekend at the Penn Relays in Philadelphia. The women’s distance medley relay shattered the old record (set in 1998) of 11:32.88 with an 11:11.81 performance, good for seventh place. The women’s 4x400meter relay team finished in third with a Duke-record 3:42.71. The men’s DMR finished 10th and Sheela Agrawal placed 10th in the 3,000 meters to round out Duke’s other top-10 performances.

� Each tennis team lands 3 on All-ACC squads Six Blue Devils were named to the All-ACC tennis teams this weekend. On the women’s side, Megan Miller, Kathy Sell and Erica Biro were all selected. It marks the 14th straight year Duke has received three or more selections since the ACC began honoring women’s tennis players in 1987. On the men’s side, Doug Root, Ramsey Smith and Andres Pedroso were selected. Root, who was 2-4 against ACC toes, became just the eighth player in conference history to be named All-ACC four straight years.

QUOTE OF THE DAY “That is [former Duke coach] Steve Traylor’s problem. That is not my problem. I didn’t recruit

these guys. I wasn’t expected to win [this season]. If this was a good program, Steve Traylor would still be here.”

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Women’s lacrosse upsets No. 2 Dartmouth

By KEVIN LEES The Chronicle It could have been Tricia 11

converted off a pass from Kate Kaiser, who led the Blue Devils Duke Martin’s last collegiate match. with three goals.

Dartmouth 8 The senior had just seen “We controlled the her team stunned by a first-round loss in ball for most of the the ACCs and a heartbreaker against second half, which James Madison. The team’s NCAA hopes was obviously why we were in jeopardy. v were able to pull And on the lacrosse field in Hanover, N.H. ahead,” Kimel said.

Friday afternoon, Martin’s team was down by “But I think what was one at halftime. Things weren’t looking up. really good is that it But when the eighth-ranked Blue Devils was such a team (10-5) stepped onto the field for the second effort. Our kids had to half, they were determined not to slide into have been tired. We’ve defeat. Duke took advantage of played four games in Dartmouth’s 30 turnovers and launched a 11 days. This was a seven-goal barrage to upset No. 2 game on the road and Dartmouth (11-2) 11-8, saving Duke’s to cause that many chances for NCAA action. more turnovers, to be Martin broke through a two-and-a-half that involved in it, is game slump to hit two goals in a four-minute a true testament to span late in the game to seal Duke’s win. how hard our team “[Martin] was huge,” Duke coach Kerstin played at the end of Kimel said. “I think what was great about it the game.” was that the last two games, Tricia’s been Kaiser scored her pretty much shut out. I think she’s definitefinal goal with 4:55 TRICIA MARTIN scored two goals in the second half as the Blue Devils virtually ly let it get the best of her. Going into the remaining and Martin assured themselves an NCAA tournament berth. game, I felt like in the past, Dartmouth has clinched the 11-8 really defended her well. What was so great match with a goal just 50 seconds later.

The win against Dartmouth almost ceris that in the critical situations when Tricia In the first half, Duke took the initial tainly clinches Duke a spot in the NCAA got the ball, she saw her openings.” lead as Kaiser scored on a free position at tournament, which begins May 11.

After Lauren Gallagher scored at 26:14 to 26:23, but Dartmouth effectively broke “Obviously, it can only help us,” Kimel tie the game, Duke shot past the Big Green through the Blue Devil defense, something said. “It won’t hurt us. Right now, it’s really with two more goals in the next eight minit was unable to do in the second. hard to say exactly. This is really the first utes to take a 7-5 lead. “[During halftime], we touched on little year in Division I lacrosse there’s been such Dartmouth came back with two goals of its parts of our game plan,” Kimel said. “It wasparity in the top 10 spots. own, tying the game at seven with only 10 n’t anything special. That was only the sec“The way we’re looking at it is our firstminutes to play. ond time this season we were down at half- round team, no matter who we get, is Martin’s goal at 8:33 gave the Blue time. Maybe it’s more a position we’re comgoing to be a tough one. So it’s really kind Devils an 8-7 edge. Courtney Rodgers gave fortable in, fighting back rather than of hard to say the impact of this win or our chances.” the Blue Devils a two-goal lead when she defending a lead.”

Blue Devils swept by UNC, set record for losses

By NEAL MORGAN The Chronicle

One of the worst Duke baseball seasons ever officially became the worst Duke baseball season this weekend.

The Blue Devils (14-36, 4-17 in the ACC) were swept in a three-game series against No. 18 North Carolina (39-11,11-10) at historic Jack Coombs Field, and with the three defeats, Duke set a school record for most losses in a season.

“I realize that,” first-year coach Bill Hillier told The Herald-Sun ofDurham. ‘That is [former coachl Steve Traylor’s problem. That is not my problem. I didn’t recruit these guys.

I wasn’t expected to win [this season]. If this was a good program, Steve Traylor would still be here.”

The Blue Devils lost Game 1 Thursday 16-1, but after rain canceled Friday’s contest, Duke played better in Saturday’s doubleheader, dropping the first game 5-3 in 10 innings and the second game 10-6.

In Saturday’s first game, Duke’s No. 1 starter Ryan Caradonna threw 8 1/3 strong innings, giving up just one earned run. Although the Heels were SHORTSTOP KEVIN KELLY catches a pop-up during Thursday’s 16-1 loss to the quickly up 3-0 after two innings, Tar Heels at historic Jack Coombs Field.

Duke battled back to tie the game

in the fourth. Neither team couL plate another run over the nex five innings, and the game heac ed for extra frames.

But in the top of the 10th Blue Devil pitcher Kevi Thompson gave up a two-oi; RBI single to leftfielder Tyre Godwin for what proved to fc the game-winning hit. Pine hitter Ryan Matthews followe with an RBI single ofhis own 1 give UNC an insurance run.

“We had chances to win Hillier said. “We haven’t bee able to bring people in in clut( situations. We have to be able step up. They stepped up in tl 10th inning, we didn’t.”

Saturday’s second game mo closely resembled Thursdaj shellacking than the thriller ez Her in the day. The Tar Heels we up 9-1 through seven, but Du; rallied back and managed bring the tying run to the plate the bottom of the ninth. But wi the bases juiced, Brian Patri fouled out to third base to end t game and seal the 2000 B1 Devils’ place in the record book “We were out-pitched, out-h out-defensed,” Hillier said of t series. “Right now, we’re not ir position to compete with them Carolina’s better than us. 1 were the: underdogs this wee end. We weren’t expected to wi:

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A time for thanks A spring break trip to Honduras reveals how much Duke students have to be grateful for Fe. Faith. In 1998, Hurricane Mitch Honduras, plucking shanty plundered commentary houses from mountain sides with its Therese Rohrbeck mud slides and torrential rains. Families lost everything they owned. What This spring break, in the city of they endured —no shelter, no clean San Pedro Sula, Honduras, I looked water and no electricity—could only be into the eyes of children yearning for endured with the belief that times the right to live. Jorge grabbed his would get better; homes would be rechest where his infected heart resided built and schools would open. Families with its inflamed valves. At 15 years would live. Despite Mitch’s destruction, of age, his skeletal body stood at 48 there is faith. pounds. Soy chiquito porque tengo una Amigo, a soft-spoken Honduran we corazn enferma —I am little because I have a sick heart. He needs heart surgery in the United States, so he you to stop am depends on a surgeon’s generosity.

Life is not his right, but a privilege to an existing far away—l 4 hours in air time and layovers. water, Back in my dorm room at Duke University, I remember Padre Blanco. He you on your is an Episcopalian priest who directs the housing project for world relief in nicknamed, said that “God has been Honduras. His words: “Fe, Alegra y Esperanto,” (faith, joy and hope) swirl in very good to me. Just look around at all these new houses.” my head.

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Every block placed, every nail hammered, every house built is concrete to hope of life and schooling brought to your Emily and all the other children.

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I am asking you to stop and acbut rather solid walls and metal roofs are home. knowledge your right to life and to an Esperanza. Hope. There is hope education. Give thanks for drinking that when granted new homes and a water, toothpaste, fireplaces and doorschool, Hondurans will rebuild their mats. Remember you have clothes on lives. Emily, an eight-year-old girl your body and shoes on your feet. Do with straight chocolate brown hair, your work diligently knowing there lived on the mountainside and played are others longing for your opportuniin the construction site. She rode in a ty. In acknowledging these privileges, wheelbarrow used for carrying ceyou honor those who yearn for what ment blocks and dirt like a toy wagon. you have.

Closing her eyes as wind brushed her hair, Emily yelled, “rapido, rapido” Therese Rohrbeck is a Trinity sophomore.

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The truth behind the Elian saga

Elian Gonzalez is not an innocent Cuban boy, but a secret commie plant tie Havana for such a family, at which government and take over our country Cuban officials abducted the real like a swift and silent red cancer. point Rave Janet Reno is obviously a tool of El Gonzalezes and put them under house arrest. Originally, Castro thought about Jefe. After all, she is from Florida origiusing actual members of the Gonzalez nally—did you think she was working family, but the mother wasn’t willing to for Walt Disney? Castro’s agents in the Maureen McClarnon send the real six-year-old Elian away, and higher echelons of the American governher ex-husband, who is quite involved ment worked very hard to get her conwith the real Elian’s life, was afraid Elian firmed as Attorney General; they’ve I have finally seen the light. The Remight not return if sent to the US. (You simply been waiting for the perfect mothe are publicans and Cuban-Americans ment to make use ofher. can never tell what those idiot Ameriright on the money: There is a governReno’s affiliation makes the explanaCastro’s might him.) treating canos do to ment plot surrounding young Elian tion for her thuggish tactics patently obby well, the all family very what’s real Gonzalez really tell been you Gonzalez. I’ll vious: She learned them from one of the happening—just remember that you reports... at least for as long as they conworld’s longest-running dictators—oops, tinue to go along with his plan. heard it here first.

One of the most appealing features of I’m sorry, he’s an elected official these Elian Gonzalez is a communist agent days. My bad. In any case, the commies the Miami Gonzalezes, as far as the Cassent by Fidel Castro to throw the United States into complete chaos. He’s not a troids are concerned, is their borderline had to make their move because the Red mental case, Marisleysis, who frequently Elian was becoming a liability. Once Red six-year-old boy either, but a very wellpreserved member of a smaller race of becomes hysterical enough to require Elian’s lifesaving fisherman, Dalrymple, people, such as those inhabiting Oz—- hospitalization. They felt certain that started telling people that Elian liked to which has a lot of similarities to Cuba, getting Marisleysis to give up that ratty lick his face, the Castroids knew that come to think of it. Elian didn’t really teddy bear in favor of an actual child Red Elian was on the verge of exposing himself—literally and figuratively. Recome over here in a boat with a bunch of would be no problem and that she’d propeople who died on the way—far from it. tect the child as fiercely as she does the member: Castro has a history of sending teddy. You have to admit, as far as surmental patients to the United States.

No, Castro sent some of his handmaidThe “parents” of Red Elian are comens of commie evil out on a boat with veillance goes, those commies win hands mie plants and were chosen for their Elian, waited until someone came along, down over us red-blooded Americans. then threw him into the water.

So far, the Miami Gonzalezes, the good looks and an ability to seem highly sincere. They will probably assassinate But I have to tell you that there actuCuban-American community and everyally is a Gonzalez family out there in one else has accepted this story as the the president at some point. Or, more Cuba, but they’ve become mere pawns of real thing. Nobody ever stopped to think likely, the assassination will be carried the state. See, Castro needed a family that Castro might be trying to destroy out by Red Elian, since everyone will the political power of the Cuban-Amerithink that his gun is just a toy. with some gullible relatives in Miami Red Elian’s hair may look longer in relatives who wouldn’t notice the differ- cans or that he wants riots in Miami. Obence between a 30-year-old dwarf and a viously, Castro wants our minds focused the photos taken immediately after the on something else while he and his “abduction,” but it’s really just five o’six-year-old boy. He had some of his douagents work to bring down the American clock shadow. And those who think there ble agents who work in the FBI scour Lit-

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has been a drugging are correct— Red Elian has a bad heroin habit and while he was in Miami, he was getting just enough methadone to keep him from hallucinating that spiders were covering his body. This covert operation was supposed to be over months ago, as the addict in Red Elian has become more than a little cranky. (How did he receive the methadone? It came in his sodas at Sea World, his ice creams at DisneyWorld, when he saw his “grandmothers,” when he stayed at that nun’s house and on really desperate occasions, from members of the leftist media.

One thing Castro wants is an end to the embargo. Soon, Red Elian, who has some visiting Cuban playmates, will begin to show us their malnourished bodies and make speeches about how much the embargo harms the children—because Americans are always so interested in the welfare of “the children.” (These children are being drugged to keep them from noticing that Red Elian is not a child, which would probably scare them to death. Their traveling companions are more communist agents, naturally.) Then, while Congress bickers over that, he’ll give the go-ahead for the assassination and move into the White House.

On the other hand, the assassination could happen today, in honor ofMay Day. Comrades! Join me in saluting the

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The slavery known as communism The Elian Gonzalez case is about freedom, not reuniting father and son

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On Saturday, April 22, the Justice Department sent armed agents to break into Lazaro Gonzalez’s home and seize six-year-old Elian Gonzalez.

Members of the press and government officials declared almost unanimously that the government was acting in the best interests of the child, doing whatever it took to deliver him to his father.

Nothing could be further from the truth.

The father, Juan Miguel Gonzalez, has stated unequivocally that he will take Elian back to Cuba if he receives custody of him. Liberals and “familyvalues” conservatives have argued that although Cuba might have its problems, the child needs to be with his father, above all else. The loss of the sacred bond that exists between father and son is a fate far worse than life in Cuba, we are told.

If Juan Gonzalez was a known child abuser, then President Bill Clinton

would not call for a reunion of father and son. If Juan Miguel shackled his son to a wall and locked him in a room for weeks on end, nobody would say, “What’s important is that he’s with his father.” In such instances, the government properly separates parent and child, recognizing that the parent’s rights end where the individual rights of the child begin. The parent has no right to physically harm the child, through beating, enslavement or any

government. In theory and in practice,

this means that the government and its dictator are free to dispose of its citizens at whim. This includes forcing a child to toil in sugar fields on the verge of starvation, brainwashing him with propaganda and other means of breaking the child’s body and spirit employed by the Cuban government.

There is a term for an individual who is the legal property of another person or a government. He is called a slave.

Taking a child to a totalitarian dictatorship like Cuba when one has the option of leaving him in America constitutes child abuse. ,

other means. Taking a child to a totalitarian dictatorship like Cuba when one has the option of leaving him in America, constitutes child abuse.

Life in Cuba is demonstrably harmful to human existence. As a commu-

nist, totalitarian dictatorship, the Cuban government asserts ownership over its citizens. “He is a possession of the Cuban government,” said Luis Fernandez, a spokesperson for the Cuban

The difference between America and Cuba is the difference between freedom and slavery. It is not, as supporters of Elian’s move to Cuba hold, a minor issue of material prosperity.

In America, Elian would be free to pursue his dreams and make of his life whatever he chose. In America, Elian could be happy. In Cuba, Elian’s fate would be controlled by the whims of Castro and the Cuban government. He

would live in a continuous state of fear and hopelessness. Fear, because of the knowledge that everything he values—his life, friends, family and possessions—can be taken away from him at the government’s whim, as they have been for thousands of others. Hopelessness, because he cannot do anything to improve his future outlook. If he speaks out against the government, he will likely be the latest person sent to a government prison, never to be heard from again. He cannot leave—his government forbids it. His father’s presence is no consolation—his father can only watch his son die a slow, painful death. Elian’s mother knew firsthand that life under slavery is no life at all, which is why she fled Cuba to go to the land of the free.

Whatever Juan Miguel’s reasons for wanting to bring his child to Cuba, for the American government to allow this would be to sanction child abuse.

The government should act in Elian’s real best interests, and prevent his father from delivering him into the slavery his mother so valiantly rescued him from.

Alex Epstein is a Trinity sophomore and publisher of The Duke Review.

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I love graduations. I get a special joy out of seeing young people move along and enter a new stage of their lives. Although I believe every stage of your life should be the best, college is such a unique opportunity that it must be cherished. Two years ago at this time of year my graduation from Wake Forest was fast approaching. I was pleased with all four years, but senior year was my real success. “The sun shines brighter when you’re a senior” was my motto and creed. Everyday I woke up in a place I loved, smiled at the sun and glowed. Senior year was amazing.

The key to my incredible senior year was sitting down on my 21st birthday and deciding what was really important. I knew I wanted to finish up strong and the key was living a stressfree senior year.

I was all over the place my freshman year. I was either in class, at meetings or hanging out in the all-girls freshman dormitory. I was your basic freshman spread way too thin between too many positions, obligations and people.

Sophomore year was much of the same.

By junior year, I decided to pull out of

some commitments and live with guys I lived with freshman year, but I often felt neglected in the pursuit of popularity and the fleeting affection of flighty freshman females.

I had been spending too much time, effort and energy in relationships that were not productive and had no potential to be long-term or meaningful. My primary problem was a crush/friendship that started as soon as I got to campus and showed little indication of slowing down during my junior year. It was your typical “falling for a friend” scenario that left me tired, spent and emotional drained

with a birthday greeting. We talked for well over an hour, and things became clear to me. I had been denying Julie the space in my heart reserved for a crush/friendship that I was not as strong as I wanted it to be after three years. Julie was real. I needed her friendship.

That simple phone call also made me realize that my senior year was not only the end of my college days, but also the beginning of the rest of my life.

At 11:03 p.m. on May 2, 1997, I began to reexamine my life. College was no longer living for the moment. College was about living for the future.

it was necessary. I became closer to my boys and Julie took over as my ace female and closest friend. Several ladies who were accustomed to especially friendly treatment now received the occasional wave on the quad.

All this so I could spend more time

with the people who would be there for me down the road. The hardest thing to do was end my crush. Unfortunately, it came down to a scathing e-mail and ignoring her every time I saw her. Even her smile may have damaged the emotional frailty of the stress-free utopia I set up.

As for all those friends, Julie is graduating in two weeks and I’m proud. I’ll be seeing my boys—two married and two engaged—in June moment and I hangout regularly with the ones to at my still in Winston-Salem. Even the crush I had to let go is still one of my friends. an aca- closestcalled her two months before I graduation and restarted the friendmy ship without the expectations I had unfairly placed upon her. We talk I began to look at my classes as every month or so and I even visited preparation for graduate school and an her last week while attending an outacademic career, not a step toward my of-town conference.

On my 21st birthday, I thought desired GPA. My life was no longer terabout life after college. I became an minal at graduation. I could move beadult that night. I became responsible yond the bubble of my campus.

I started to look at my relationships for my future. Life is good. through a more critical eye. I had to decide who I knew would be there after I Will Tyson is a graduate student in the walked across that stage. I had to de- Department of Sociology. Make sure to velop a backbone to trim my roster, but wish him a happy birthday tomorrow.

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the Gaza Strip—a tract of land bordering the Mediterranean Sea whose population literally tripled overnight as a result. “I want to see my old home,” the old

Whispers from the East Laila EEHaddad The old woman typified 51 years of the Palestinian plight. Wrinkles ran deep into her face, each telling the tale of a different Palestinian struggle. Despite all of this she glowed, and she had a certain girlish coyness about her. She seemed to symbolize the perseverance of an entire generation of dispossessed Palestinians.

“Driver, please tell me... have you heard of village of Masmiah? Does it still exist?”

The driver of the seven-passenger taxi, which shuttled passengers back and forth between Gaza’s Erez border crossing into Israel and parts of East Jerusalem, looked back, amused.

“Masmiah? That’s one of the 1948 Palestinian villages,” said the man, referring to the several hundred villages that were completely destroyed when Palestinian residents were forced to flee following the Israeli “War of Independence” in 1948. “It’s Israeli territory now. Why do you ask?”

“Have we passed it yet? Driver would you please stop near Masmiah... that is where I was born, raised and married until we were forced out in 1948. This is the first time I have been granted a request for a travel permit to leave Gaza.”

The old refugee woman, like many others, had fled her village to arrive to the region that would come to be known as

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woman pleaded.

“No problem,” replied the driver. I was in awe at what was transpiring before me.

I had heard countless stories of the Palestinian refugees—of the hundreds of thou-

sands of families forced out oftheir homes out of fear ofthe Israeli Hagana and Irgun terrorist forces, of how most of the refugees thought they could return to their homes when things calmed down, of how they ended up in “temporary” refugee camps for 51 years and counting and how almost all of their homes either confiscated or destroyed. But never before had a survivor guided me through the events.

‘There you see, that was my house right there. I still have the key. I used to pick dates from those two palm tree there! Do you see them? They’re still standing after all these years.”

“That’s no home of yours,” replied the driver, “Now it’s an Israeli military rest stop.”

A sigh. A tear. An aura of anguish. “I planted that tree,” said the woman.

This episode of “Masmiah and the

refugee woman” highlights an increasingly significant and critical issue in the context of the Palestinian problem. As the final status talks between Palestinians and Israelis near, the status of the Palestinian refugees and their right of return remains in question. A deadline

of September has been set for the final status agreement between Israel and the Palestinians, which will deal with some of the most contentious issues.

Palestinians have passed through several waves of exile and expulsion since 1948. The United Nations Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees in the Near East has estimated that they number 3.6 million, not including unregistered and “displaced” persons. The refugees, many of whom are now second and third generation, are concentrated in five locations where UNRWA set up camps that developed into shanty towns over the years: the Gaza Strip, the West Bank, Jordan, Syria and Lebanon. The Palestinian refugee’s right ofreturn is re-affirmed by United Nations resolutions.

Those who choose not to return should theoretically be given the alternative of compensation. Unfortunately, legal documents have come to mean little in the face of realpolitik.

The Palestinian refugee of today may no longer live in a camp, but he is faced with an equal if not greater problem. He holds a flimsy travel document usually issued by the host government under which he resides, but is often denied access to the same governmental facilities—including health care and education—and is limited in terms of the profession he can enter. Politically, the refugee has no right of return to Palestine as far as the Israeli government is concerned. To them, absorption into a “monolithic” Arab world is the solution.

On the other hand, any individual who can prove his or her Jewish heritage through a maternal bloodline, despite their nationality or state or origin, has an

number of Russian Jews that immigrated to Israel in 1990 is equivalent to the Palestinian refugee communities in the Gaza Strip and Lebanon combined. The irony of these realities seems to have escaped the international community.

Numerous arguments have been made in opposition to the right of return, including the logistical problems with its implementation. Studies by demographers such as Salman Abu Sitta have shown that there is ample room to fit all those refugees who choose to return instead of being compensated, especially if illegal Israeli settlements are dismantled. His work has demonstrated that the greater part of Palestinian property from which Palestinians were expelled in 1948 remains empty and could accommodate the return of refugees, contrary to Israeli claims.

Unfortunately, the asymmetry of power between Israel and the Palestinian National Authority dictates a very different political reality. As Robert Fiske, Middle East correspondent for the British Impendent, said at a recent conference, “Oslo has legally reduced the legitimate right of return for Palestinian refugees to a request.” One must wonder how long a peace accord that not only skirts the most important of issues, but is also full of obfuscations and ambiguities, can last. In light of the last several years since Oslo’s implementation, the answer has become painfully clear: Peace cannot endure without the legitimate and unconditional right of return and restitution for Palestinian refugees.

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Investing in a candidate Considering recent Supreme Court decisions, perhaps the nightmare envisioned in this column could happen jpfe. Off the Record and cJ on the QT Martin Barna Wow, last week opened a stunning chapter in the saga of campaign finance reform, didn’t it? What happened is pretty amazing, but in case you missed it, have no fear, The Chronicle has it covered.

Last week, the Supreme Court handed down a landmark decision that will greatly change how this and all future political campaigns are financed.

Voting five to four, the court declared that bribery is legal. Ruling in Billet v.

United States— where Congressman Jimmy Bob Billet, (D-Fla) had been found guilty of taking a bribe—the Court declared that bribery is merely the financial expression of political speech and, therefore, protected by the Constitution. Writing for the majority, Justice Antonin Scalia reaffirmed the Court’s holding that “campaign contributions are free speech and they cannot and should not be limited in accordance with the First Amendment.”

However, in a bold move to expand

freedom ofspeech, the court ruled that any restriction on the use of money to influence government officials is unconstitutional.

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difference between a campaign contribution and a bribe is the fact that one is disclosed and the other is not, the offering and accepting of undisclosed money for specific government action is also legal, since the choice to disclose who gave you an enormous sum of money is also a matter of free speech. Private speech and public speech deserve equal protection under the law.”

Politicians everywhere hailed the court’s decision as wise and long overdue. However, Senator John McCain, a longtime advocate of campaign finance

lawed slavery, went too far. The majority noted, “Forced slavery is clearly unconstitutional because one party is forced into a contract, and thus the contract is not valid. However, when one party freely sells him or her self to another then the contract has been freely joined and it is protected by the Constitution.”

George W. Bush immediately declared that he had formed a corporation, W. Inc., which owns 100 percent of George W. Bush, a subsidiary. Major stockholders of W., Inc. include the NRA, major oil companies, General

Major stockholders ofW., Inc. include the NRA, major oil companies, General Motors, Bible publishers and the Confederate flagmakers association. reform, observed, “This is not exactly what we had in mind.”

However, the Court’s decision did not stop with campaign finance reform. The majority declared that when a bribe is accepted, a contractual agreement has been formed. Contracts are protected by the Constitution, the court argued. Moreover, slavery is a form of a contract since ownership of one person by another is but the expression of a contractual agreement between two parties. The court ruled that the 13th Amendment, which out-

Motors, Bible publishers and the Confederate flagmakers association. Bush is the CEO. Asked why he retained 10 percent of the stock for mutual fund holders, Bush declared, “I am a uniter, not a divider. This way everyone can own a piece of George W. Bush. Yes, I am a slave, but I am slave to the American people.”

Vice President A1 Gore appeared to be caught off guard by the Court’s ruling. Gore’s attempt to straddle the fence and declare himself an indentured servant rather than an outright

slave seems to have backfired. “Once again the vice president’s attempt to have it both ways is in evidence,” com-

mented ethicist William Bennett. “We all know that Jesus Christ, the only one who bridged the Judeo-Christian gap, was a capitalist, which is why he banished the money lenders from the Temple. Incorporating and selling oneself is within the framework of Western values. Liberals like Gore just don’t get it,” Bennett added.

Later in the week Gore declared that he would form a holding company that would have total control of Albert Gore, but stockholders could only hold title to the stock for seven years before having to sell it. Internet companies expressed an initial interest in Gore, Inc., which is expected to trade on the

NASDAQ.

Also, in a related story several Buddhist nuns declared that Gore, Inc. cannot claim control of Albert Gore because they purchased him in 1996. A lengthy court battle over the ownership ofthe vice president is expected.

W. Inc. initially traded on the New York Stock Exchange at $65 a share, but fell back to $43 in heavy trading.

Gore, Inc. is expected to open this week with an IPO value of $43 a share. In any event, declines will definitely outpace gains.

Martin Barna is a Trinity sophomore, associate editorial page editor ofThe Chron icle and assistant editor ofTowerView.

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Duke Bar Association should Perhaps DSG’s not take a side on death penalty

This letter is in response to Kevin Paul’s letter in the April 25 edition of The Chronicle.

Personally, I am indifferent to the practice of capital punishment. I do not believe it serves as an effective deterrent, but it obviously fulfills the human desire for revenge. Both are, in iny opinion, equally valid justifications for the criminal justice system as a whole. Most importantly, people better informed and generally smarter than I—the Supreme Court—believe that capital punishment is a just system. I will abide by their logic.

Despite my indifference to capital punishment, I strongly oppose the referendum on completely separate grounds. I object to the fact that the vote took place at all. Nobody who knows me can accuse me of being apolitical, but I do not think it is the place of an educational institution to advocate positions on matters of great public debate. Nor do I think that a measure that barely 100 students out of over 650 supported can qualify as a sense of the student body.

I am happy to see that activists such as Paul are so eager to emulate the American Bar Association—an organization that chose renowned legal scholar Jane Fonda to be its .keynote speaker at last year’s national convention.

However, the Duke Bar Association is not the proper organ to use. The DBA is a representative organ in which both membership and dues payments are compulsory. The DBA should be more concerned with solving real problems—such as adding parking for law school students and faculty—than holding a vote on capital punishment or any other issue unrelated to life in the law school.

Despite what Paul might want to think, the dubiously legitimate vote (with its several reports of fraud) does not represent the “opinion” of the law school and is misleading to outsiders if it is so presented. This vote shows only two things: Paul has some ability as an organizer and the DBA is adept at holding a referendum without telling anyone about it.

If Paul wants to take a stand, there are ample student organizations in the law school into "which he should channel his energies. He should not drag the rest of us with him.

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same-sex unions

After hearing about Duke Student Government’s proposal regarding homosexual unions in the Chapel, I wonder if we are going far enough. Surely this is a bold step, but I don’t think we should stop there, because the truth is that our country’s laws don’t only discriminate against homosexuals, but also people of

other orientations.

For instance, it is not legal to marry more than one person, even though there are many people who would like to do so. For some, it may even be part of their religious expression. Why are we discriminating against these people? Is it wrong to want three wives or four husbands? Why should marriage just be between two people? If two men and three women want to get married into one big happy family, why should they be excluded from the joys that are only allowed “straights” and couples?

I could go even further. Not only is it arbitrary to define marriage as involving two people—just as it is being between one man and one woman—but it is just

resolution should go farther

as arbitrary to define it as involving only adults. Our laws are extremely harsh on those men who find children attractive, and it is time we stop punishing adults for their orientation and allow them to marry and have rewarding relationships with “minors.”

The Supreme Court of Vermont recently said that to deny homosexuals the right to marry is to deny them their humanity. As decent human beings, we should extend this principle to all people—whether they be old, young, heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual or polysexual. If my views seem extreme, remember that several decades ago homosexual marriage was unthinkable. Now society—except for a small group of radical fundamentalists—is used to the idea of gay marriages, and one day society will put aside its hate and realize that all other orientations are just as valid. We need to stop judging and persecuting people just because of who or what they want to marry.

Paul Abernathy Trinity ’Ol

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Comic about housing office should not be taken lightly This letter is in response to a not-so-funny comic strip in The Chronicle entitled “Through the Looking Glass.”

OK Dan Kahler, weTe at Duke. We are getting a world-class education at one of the greatest institutions of higher learning in the world. We should be intelligent and upwardly mobile people, ready to lead society into the next century. So, I ask, why can’t I tell by reading your comic?

In fact, it is a display of just how sadly ignorant and insensitive some Duke students can be. Simply because you’ve had a few run-ins with the housing department—if, say, they wouldn’t store your fridge so the freon would explode and destroy your dorm, or they cleaned up after the fraternity party you went to, or they supplied your bathroom with toilet paper and cleaned your vomit offthe floor—is that why you are so upset? Well, if this is the case, I’m sorry. I apologize on behalf of the entire staff of Duke University Housing Management for making your Duke residential experience much easier. And Dan, one more thing—my IQ is very high, and so are those of my very respectable coworkers. Now laugh at that.

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PAGE 24 AUTISM SOCIETY OF NC needs CAMP COUNSELORS for summer residential camp serving children and adults with autism. Located 30 minutes south of Chapel Hill Internship credit possible. Needed May 21-August 5. Contact David @ (919) Yell 542-1033 or dyell@autismsociety-nc.org

HAVE AN AMAZING SUMMER ADVENTURE! Prestigious coed camp in beautiful Massachusetts seeks caring, motivated college students & grads who love kids! & SPECIALTY GENERAL (Athletics, Tennis, Waterfront, Arts, Crafts, Theatre, Pioneer, Etc.) COUNSELORS needed. Join a dedicated, fun team. Competitive salaries+travel+room+board. Call Bob or Barbara at 1 -800-762-2820.

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HAVE AN AMAZING SUMMER ADVENTURE! Prestigious coed camp in beautiful Massachusetts seeks caring, motivated college students & grads who love kids! & GENERAL SPECIALTY (Athletics, Tennis, Waterfront, Arts, Crafts, Theatre, Pioneer, Etc) COUNSELORS needed Join a dedicated, fun team. Competitive salaries+travel+room+board. Call Bob or Barbara at 1-800-762-2820.

Local Publisher hiring for both summer and permanent positions.

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Kaplan Educational Center is looking for an energetic, dependable student

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LOOKING FOR A SUMMER JOB? We have numerous full-time and part-time opportunities in Durham, RIP, and Chapel Hill Please fax resumes to Express Personnel at email 572-6733 or to Iblindley@ durhamnc expresspersonnel.com. You may also reach us by calling 572-6755.

Needed: Student to work 20-30 hours per week assisting with the set up and delivery of computer equipment.

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SUMMER TUTORS Need a job this summer? Be a summer tutor for the Peer Tutoring Program. Tutors needed for CHM 151, 152, CPS 001, 006, ECO 51D, 52D, MTH 31L, 32, 32L, 103, PHY 53, 54, STA 110A. Apply in 217 Academic Advising Center, East Campus, 684-8832.

Undergraduates earn $B/hr and graduate students earn SI 2/hr.

Will conduct research related to adolescent sexual health and Internet education supporting an evaluation project, and also support the president of the organization in presentation and proposal development. Full-time position requiring skills in library and web-based research, MS Word and Powerpoint, some statistical analysis, effective communication (oral, written and interpersonal.) Must have leadership, flexibility, teamwork, independent work style, and knowledge of qualitative and/or quantitative research methodology. Preferred masters in public health, library sciences, sociology, journalism or related field. Experience in proposal development desirable.

Send resume and cover letter to ASHA, PO Box 13827 Dept. RA, RIP, NC 27709, fax to 361 -8425 or email to kimmen@ashastd.org in a format readable by word 97. Visit our Web site at www.ashastd.org AA/EOE.

SUMMER TUTORS Need a job this summer? Be a summer tutor for the Peer Tutoring Program. Tutors needed for CHM 151, 152, CPS 001, 006, ECO 51D, 52D, MTH 31L, 32, 32L, 103, PHY 53, 54, STA 110A. Apply in 217 Academic Advising Center, East Campus, 684-8832. Undergraduates earn $B/hr and graduate students earn $l2/hr.

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& TENNIS GOLF COUNSELORS NEEDED FOR PREMIER SUMMER CAMPS IN MASSACHUSETTS & NEW HAMPSHIRE. Positions available for talented, energetic, and funloving students with specific skills in Tennis and Golf. GREAT SALARIES, room, board and travel. June 17th-August 16th Enjoy a great summer .that promises to be unforgettable Check out or web site and apply on line at www.greatcampjobs.com or call 1-800-5620737.

WEB PAGE DESIGNERS NEEDED

The Digital Durham Project seeks students with skills in basic web authoring (HTML), cgi scripts (PERL) and MySQL. The Project seeks students who are available for 10-20 hours a week this summer.

Availability next academic year is a plus Positions available for both work-study and non-work-study students.

Send name, address, phone with brief description of your background in computer skills, references, and list of web addresses that you have created to: tabel@duke.edu or direct to Trudi Abel, Dept, of History, Box 90719.

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$14.95 per person you care to eat, no “doggie bags” please!

All Alcohol and milkshakes charged separately The Oak Room will close Friday May 5 after lunch for Summer Break.

We wish you the best of luck on your examiniations and a safe, restful and fun summer.

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The Bryan Center Information Desk is now hiring for summer positions Flexible day, evening, and weekend hours.

Great atmosphere. Call 684-2323, or stop by Monday-Friday between 9am-spm and ask for Steve.

MAXIM Healthcare Services has immediate openings for students to work part time hours with developmentally disabled children. All positions involve working one on one in the clients home or community.

GREAT PAY & EXCELLENT WORK Experience. Call today (919) 419-1484 ask for SHERI.

Summer assistant—Office of the Provost, provide clerical support and make deliveries. Must be physically fit for light lifting Energetic, motivated & dependable. 15-20 hrs a week. Start ASAP. Call Pat Scott at 684.2631 or e-mail pat.scott@duke.edu

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teaching Sunday a.m. class and coordinating youth fellowship Experience with youth and references required. Salary negotiable. Call 684-3917 for

2 Desks, Pier 1. Pappisan Coffee table, Dining table, lamps, shelves, Futon, chairs, plant stands, mirror.

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Share nice two-bedroom apt near West campus, starting May 5. Non-smoker: $3OO 384-8844

2 Females looking (or 3rd housemate for summer, own bedroom/bathroom 1.5 miles from Duke, please call Julie 402-9839

Baltimore FOR SALE

Need to sell before graduation!

1 Full-size couch. ($80), 1 futon ($5O), 1 stereo with CD and dual tape deck ($5O). Prices negotiable Email swcs@duke.edu

& Bath. Available now. Walk to East Campus. $350/month.

419-1223 or 286-2285.

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The Chronicle publishes several public service calendars through the week as detailed below: Duke Bulletin Board Monday Community Calendar Tuesday-Friday Sports Events Monday Tuesday & Friday Arts Events Entertainment Thursday To submit a notice for our Duke Bulletin Board and Community Calendars, send it to the attention of "Calendar Coordinator” at the address below, fax or e-mail. Submissionsfor these calendars are published on a space-available basis with priority given to Duke events. Notices must be for events which are free and open to the public or for whichproceeds benefit a public/not-for-profit cause. Deadline for the Bulletin Board

is noon Thursday.

To submit a noticefor the Sports, Arts or Entertaimnent calendars, send it to the attention of the Sports Editor, Arts Editor, or Recess Editor, respectively,at the address below: The Chronicle, Box 90858, Durham, NC 27708. Fax: (919) 684-4696. Phone: (919) 684-2663 (Notices may not be taken over the phone).

E-mail: calendar@chronicle.duke.edufor community calendar and bulletin board notices only.

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Free Quilting Classes for Seniors Mondays from 10:00 a m. to 12:00noon at Edison Johnson Recreation Center.

For more information, call 560-4270.

“The Image Maker” by Annabelle

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FINALS

WEEK AT THE FCJL Freeman Center for Jewish Life Finals Week Hours A quiet place to study. Free Snacks & Coffee. 3 computers, 2 networked. 8:30 am 2:00 am, optional dinner 5:007:00 pm, points, cash, flex. Contact jewishlife -

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Healthy Happenings: “Learning to Live with Fi bromyalgia” by Helen Gabert. 3:30 p. m. at Teer House, 4019 N. Roxboro Rd., Durham. To register, call 416-3853.

Westminster Rresbyterian/UCC Fellowship meets from 9:00-10:00 p.m. in the Chapel Basement Lounge.

"Haphour," an informal time of refreshments and fellowship, begins at 8:30 p.m. All are welcomed!

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Toddler Group. Bring your toddler and questions to pediatric nurse educator Nancy Murray. 12 Noon at Teer House. 4019 N. Roxboro Rd., Durham. To register, eall 416-3853.

Healthy Happenings: "Preventing Golf Injuries; Get into the Swing of Life" by Greg Ruskan. 2:00 p.m. at Teer House, 4019 N. Roxboro Rd., Durham. To register, call 416-3853.

Presbyterian/UCCCampus Ministry Bible Study meets from 12:15-1:00 p.m. in the Chapel Basement, room 036. We will be studying Romans. Bring your lunch and bring your Bible.

Taize Evening Prayer. Every Tuesday at 5:15 p.m. in Duke University Chapel. Candlelight Prayer Service in the tradition of the brothers ofTaize. Call 684-2572 for information

p.m. at TeerHouse, Infanl/ChildCPß and Safety.

4019 N. Roxboro Rd. Fee is $35 per individual or $5O per eouple. To register, call 416-DUKE.

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cial kind of tiredness is the focus of this interactive educational forum. 7:00-9:00 p.m. at the Cornucopia House Cancer Support Center. Free. Call 967-8842 for information and registration.

Healthy Happenings: "High Blood Pressure; What You Don’t Know May Hurt You” by Mary Ann Meyer.

7:00 p.m. at Duke Health Center, Herndon Rd., Durham.

For information, call 416-3853.

The Self Knowledge Symposium meets every Tuesday at 7:30 p.m. in the Breedlove Room, next to the Perk in Perkins Library. Come explore spiritual questions in a relaxed, non-denominalional setting.

Reading/Discussion/Signing: Featuring David J.Dent, author of “In Search of Black America: Discovering the African-American Dream.” 7:30-8:30 p.m. at Barnes & Noble, New Hope Commons.

Kaye Gibbons, NC State University aulhor-in-residence, will give a sneak preview of her forthcoming novel scheduled for publication in the fall. Sponsored by The Friends of the Library of NC State University. 7:30 p.m., Thompson Theater at NC Slate. For more

information call 919-515-2841.

North Carolina Symphony: Classical Concert. Featuring Beethoven’s Symphony Nos. 5 & 6.8:00p.m. in Wright Auditorium, East Carolina Univ. Greenville, NC. For ticket information, call 252-328-1244.

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Did you miss last month’s blood drive at G.A. Down Under? The Red Cross Bloodmobilc will be parked in Iront of Duke Chapel from 1:45 to 4:15 p.m. today.

You ean walk in or make an appointment.

for ticket information.

Relaxalion/Visualization Group for cancer patients, lamily members, and caregivers, meets the first and third Wednesday of the month from 7:00-8:30 p.m. at Cornucopia House Cancer Support Center. For

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North Carolina Symphony: Classical Concert, featuring Mozart’s Requiem. 8:00 p.m. in Duke Chapel. Call

019-560-3030 for tickets.

information, call 967-8842.

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Healthy Happening; “Menopause and Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT).” Discuss factors to consider, available agents and latest findingsrelated to HRT. 7:00-8:30 p.m. alTeer House, 4019 N. Roxboro Rd., Durham. Tonegisler,call4l6-38530r 1-888-275-3853.

Hartman’s Steak House, on Greer Street in Durham, will be the site for an Arts and Crafts Show, 8:00 a m. to 3:00 p in. The event will benefit Triangle Hospice.

A highlight of the show will be the one-of-a-kind painted (lower pots designedby the participating artists.

Lectures in conjunction with Durham’s Tobacco Heritage Tour of Historic Properties; 7:00 p.m. in the auditorium of the North Carolina Mutual Life Insurance Building, Durham. G. Edwin Belk, AIA, the architect for such adaptive re-use projects of former industrial sites as Brightleaf Square and Blue Devil Ventures’ West Village and Susan Page, an artist and the exhibitions coordinatorat the Duke Center for Documentary Studies. The free lecture is presented by the Historic Preservation Society of Durham. For more information please contact HPSD Executive Director John Compton (682-3036) or hpsd

Spring Plant Sale to benefit the Sarah P. Duke Gardens.

Among the offerings will be sunny and shade peren-

I Attention Student Groups! i In order to be included in the 2000-2001

Blue Devil’s Advocate,

pick up an application form in The Chro Advertising Department and return it to The Chronicle by Monday, May 29.

If your group’s listing was in last year’s

Blue Devil’s Advocate,

copies of that issue are available at The Chronicle Advertising Department a 101 West Union Building for your revie

Return the completed form to The Chronicle Advertising Department (101 West Union Building, near the Alu Lounge), or fax a copy of the form to (919) 684-4696.

Don’t be left out, get an application and return it today!

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"Singing a New Song in a Strange Land: Liturgy Creative Arts and Disabled People" May 4-6, 2000 Sponsored by Duke Divinity Sehool and The North Carolina Council on Developmental Disabilities. This conference will focus on ways of including the gifts and talents of those with disabilities into the life of the church. The use of song, art, dance and drama during the conference will give persons attending the ideas and tools they can use to reach out to those with disabilities in their own communities. Cost of Conference is $25. including meals. Scholarships are available.

Registration will be up to the period of event. For more information or to register, please call (919) 660-3448 or toll-free 888-845-4216; Fax: (919)660-3528; E-mail, div-eonled

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Lebanese Festival 2000 will be held at the State Fairgrounds in Raleigh from 11 ;00a.m.-7:00p.m. Come enjoy Lebanese food, traditional music and dance performances, arts, and crafts. Fun for the entire family! $2 admission. For more information, call 838-9191.

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DukiesDon’t Miss the Boat If you live or will be working in the New York City area after Graduation...

Be a part of the Duke University Metropolitan Alumni Association Annual Boat Cruise Wednesday, June 14 7:00-11:00 pm Join young alumni for a night of drinking and dancing as we cruise along the Hudson River and around Manhattan.

The boat leaves from Pier 40 at Houston Street and the Hudson River. Cash bar and concession stand only.

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