Protein Producers Winter 2022

CHUCKLES FROM DOWN UNDER An old guy was out driving when he accidentally drove into the back of an expensive sports car. The furious car owner jumped out and demanded he pay him $10,000 cash immediately to cover the repair costs.

The old man answered, “I don't have that kind of money, but I'll ring my son who trains dolphins. He'll know what to do.”

When the man's son answered, the angry car owner grabbed the phone and yelled, “Listen here, dolphin trainer, if you don't bring $10,000 before 15 minutes is up, I'm going to beat your father to a pulp!”

Exactly fifteen minutes later, an enormous jeep pulled up and ten men wearing camouflage gear got out and wrestled the car owner to the ground.

Meanwhile, the son said to his father, “Dad, I've told you a hundred times, I train NAVY SEALS, NOT dolphins!”

Courtesy of Alison Kelly You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win a game?

That's not allowed in bowling.

I know that now!

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