Newest PAC Member

One of the doctors answered through the intercom, “You have a very serious condition. It’s a rare tropical disease, very highly contagious.”

The patient cried, “Oh no! That’s terrible! What are we going to do?”

The doctor replied, “Well, the first thing we’re going to do is put you on a strict diet of pizza, pancakes and pita bread.”

The man asked, “Will that help?”

The doctor answered, “No, but it’s the only stuff we can slide under the door.”

In church one Sunday the vicar was disappointed to find that his congregation consisted of just one farmer. Wondering whether he should hold the service, he decided to ask the man’s opinion.

“If I take a bucket of food to my hens,” said the farmer thoughtfully, “and only one turns up, I don’t send it away hungry.”

Moved by this simple analogy, the minister climbed into his pulpit and delivered a vigorous and lengthy sermon.

“Did you enjoy the service?” enquired the vicar when he had finished.

“When only one hen turns up,” the farmer said testily, “I don’t give it the whole bucket!”