PREMIERE ISSUE VOLUME 01, NO. 01 SEPTEMBER 2012
Yes, thereâ€™s a gay agenda... By Kate Messer
How do these locals identify? Play along and match the identity to the person. Photos by Devaki Knowles
2012 Austin Pride
Community bastion and AIDS activist Elaine Holton opens the gates and invites us in Interview by Kate X Messer
Full event listings and parade map By Rob Cohen, Maggie McDonald, Kate X Messer, and Liz Williams
VOLUME 01, NO. 01 SEPTEMBER 2012 austinagenda.com firstname.lastname@example.org
Editor-in-Chief KATE MESSER Editorial Assistants EMMA COLUMBO,
TYLER PRATT, BRANDON WATSON
Creative Director JONN CHERICO Production Manager MAGGIE MCDONALD Photography DEVAKI KNOWLES Layout, Illustrations, Logos LAUREL BARICKMAN,
JONN CHERICO, MAGGIE MCDONALD
Advertising Accounts & Sales AGLCC Board: AMY COOK, president JIMMY FLANNIGAN, vice-president RICK HOLMBERG, secretary CECI GRATIAS, treasurer BART LOESER, programs
CONTENTS 18 Bigger Piece of the Entrepreneurial Pie
StartOut comes to Austin to consider opening a chapter. By Tyler Pratt
21 23 24 29
Time Is Not Money
The Creative Class and the Gay Dollar By Andy Campbell
Pink Dollar Hollar
How the conerns of the creative class shake out in Austin. By Brandon Watson
Friends & Family
A list of essential LGBTQ-friendly businesses and concerns in the gAyTX By Rob Cohen, Kate X Messer and Tyler Pratt
Guess Who? Answers
Take our quiz and see how you did!
ANDY CAMPBELL, ROB COHEN, DEVAKI KNOWLES,TYLER PRATT, BRANDON WATSON, LIZ WILLIAMS
Photograph: DEVAKI KNOWLES Make Up: ALLYSON GARRO /
Concept: JONN CHERICO Layout: MAGGIE MCDONALD Special Thanks: DUSTIN REICHERT
You Bet We Have an Agenda Welcome to the conversation! The most heated topics in the current American cultural conversation are related to the economy and to the LGBT community. The results of these conversations will have direct impact on the lives of LGBT Americans (Hello, national elections!). The so-called “gay dollar” in Austin, Texas boasts an annual price tag of approximately $3 billion*. That’s about the same size as the average City of Austin annual budget. And that dollar is as diverse as it would be in any other segment of society. Whether it comes from the local musician moonlighting behind the coffee counter to make ends meet, a middle manager paying dues to the LGBT employees group of a corporate giant, or an entrepreneur ditching the 9-5 to launch their dream, that’s a lot of money muscle. You’ve heard of the “gay agenda”? You bet we have one. Welcome to The Agenda, a brand new, Austin-based, quarterly issued LGBT magazine focused on the “gay agenda” of economic equality. In this first-of-its-kind partnership between an LGBT chamber (the Austin Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce) and local media outlet (The Austin Chronicle), The Agenda aims to inject interesting, informative, and relevant content into this culture conversation. Editorial content shoots “straight” from the vibrant heart of the alternative newsweekly model combined with the muscle, resource, and community outreach of a nonprofit chamber of commerce. Our goals are to dig past assumptions, poke conversations, and bridge the gaps between business, consumer, and community advocacy. And if we can help educate our members and supporters how to leverage the power of that “gay dollar” everyone’s talking about, well that’s just dandy. We hope you enjoy our magazine and become part of the conversation. Kate X Messer | The Agenda Editor-in-chief
*based on data from Community Marketing Inc. and Witeck-Combs Communications
The Agenda is published quarterly by the Austin Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce in collaboration with The Austin Chronicle and is financed entirely by the support from the membership of the chamber.
Any advice or opinions provided herein are for informational purposes only.
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Remember that old kidsâ€™ board game Guess Who? Where you had to guess an identity based on a panel of faces? Well, identity politics aside, itâ€™s always interesting to see how people self-ID, and especially folks who consider themselves part of the LGBTQ continuum. How do you ID? How do you see yourself? What do you disclose? Are you a secret gender agent?
e asked each of these friends to state five ways in which they identify. photos by Devaki Knowles
VICTORIA 22, Nanny
PATRICIA 46, ASA Accountant
M th ASHTON 26, Q Austin, ASA, Steel Vaginas
GREG 32, community leader
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JACOB & DANIEL 28 & 30, administrative assistant & grad student
ALTHEA 23, student
OMAR 31, activist
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A) hyperconsensual, radical, linguistic-erotic, femme, dyke B) straight, ally, crazy, anarchist, modulated C) lesbian, androg, dyke, cyclist, woman D) radical, lesbian, feminist, cats, activist E) creative, people-sexual, geek, compassionate, dog-lover F) scientific, progressive, technocrat, geek, poly G) committed, parents, freaky-spiritual, queer, artists H) gay, Asian, dog lover, wannabe World-traveller, hopeless romantic I) nerdy, generous, sincere, searcher, delightful J) spontaneous, outgoing, caring, sarcastic, smart K) good communicators, adventurous, gay, family, lovers L) funny, adventurous, dedicated, easy-going, dependable M) blessed, compassionate, integrity, spiritual, advocate N) quiet, compassionate, dedicated, spiritual, quirky O) Latin@, West Coaster, veteran, fluent Spanish speaker, versatile P) good person, outgoing, open-minded, get along with everybody, modest
ROGER 64, The Care Communities
LIBBY 70, non-profit activist
CAREY 30, Occupy Austin
BOB 50+, engineer CHASE 38, factotum
MUGZY 23, Lezride
XANDER 36, musician and UT staffer
ABE 36, writer
KIRK & CARRIE 40 & 36, playright & poet
See page 29 for answers!
Community bastion and AIDS activist Elaine Holton opens the gates a By Kate X Messer | Photos by Devaki Knowles
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She’s so passionate about her work that it competes for first impressions with her infectious grin and smoky tones. Elaine Holton, volunteer outreach coordinator for Project Transitions and decade veteran of HIV/AIDS case work, is everywhere – one of those ubiquitous Austin gays who feels comfortable to be around even when you haven’t yet met her. There’s hardly a queer subculture or LGBT funtion that she hasn’t cracked into.
Kate X Messer: You’re the black who?
Elaine and I have been colloquially acquainted through the Austin gay “scene” for not as long as either of us would have imagined, considering our jobs. Just a handful of months, really. But whenever we get together, words flow. So I wanted to commit some of her’s to paper.
ESH: OK, I’m confused when it comes to sexual identity and what all the acronyms mean. And I feel bad being a woman, a gay woman of color – like I should know all of this stuff. I try to support and encourage, but it’s very challenging for me.
The setting is her kitchen. It’s 8am, and we are making breakfast.
Elaine S. Holton: The black Martha Stewart. Have you seen my gadget drawer? My kitchen utensils? It’s very exciting for me to walk through Target or Bed Bath & Beyond and to buy a utensil with a purpose. Like muddling. KXM: The “black Martha Stewart?” Really? That’s funny, because I wanted to dip a bit into identity politics. Let’s talk ID.
[She pauses.] You need a chopstick to shove that through the funnel… I’m a gay Asian. KXM: Where’s your chopstick?
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ns the gates and invites us in ESH: It’s the universal tool for getting shit… These are the chopsticks I got from my mother. KXM: Yes, but how do you identify? ESH: I struggle with identity. I think because I’m biracial and grew up in San Antonio, Texas. It was really difficult to figure out where this little Blasian girl would fit in. The other kids that lived in the cul-de-sac – it was just this great mix. We were like the United Colors of Benetton on that street. As a kid, you want to fit in as much as possible. Just do what everyone else is doing; just fit in. KXM: What did you do to fit in Elaine? ESH: I just did what all the other girls did. I joined. My mother put me in dance. And of course there were no brown girls in my ballet class. KXM: You were a joiner, just like you are now.
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ESH: I was a joiner. I felt like, well, this will get me by. I will blend. I always hung around girls who were like me – parents were biracial, mother was Asian, father was either black, Hispanic, or white. And that was when – well, sexuality-wise… At the age of 10 or 11, this girl, this one particular girl, I remember just having the biggest crush on her. She looked like me. I was completely smitten with her. She was the first girl I fell in love with. I am going down this road, aren’t I?
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ESH: Elaina. She was a beautiful black girl. And she would sit in front of me and just make me laugh. From that point on I remember being starry eyed and following her around. KXM: Did she make you feel like a million dollars and a $3 bill… le sigh? ESH: It was like: Ok, Elaina, what do you want to do? What should we do on the playground?
KXM: It’s not mixing. ESH: We could use the blender. So we kinda went on a tangent: Elaina was my first girl crush. But my first sexual experience was at one of these Mahjong parties. Our mothers would host Mahjong parties at different houses. I would hang out with these girls who were gorgeous and biracial like me. And it was always like: Let’s build a fort and play a game! KXM: A fort! Tell me about the fort! And tell me about the game! ESH: We’d be in a secret space. It’s covered; we got TV; I can get snacks. It was this magical world, kind of out-of-sight out-of-mind. Like we could do what ever we wanted. I was always the instigator. KXM: I can’t even imagine. ESH: I’m like the Quagmire. KXM: You’re like the what? ESH: Quagmire from Family Guy. Any time he gets a woman in his house, he pushes buttons and beds fall out the walls. I was this dirty little girl. I would take any opportunity I could to explore my sexuality. Let’s do it! Who wants to play? KXM: I’m on a mission! ESH: I have limited time, because they are only playing Mahjong for 12 hours! KXM: Wow. [laughter] ESH: There was this pressure of trying to figure out who I was. That was… Oh, it was such a mind fuck. I feel bad that I curse a lot. So yeah, that was a constant struggle, growing up. Being comfortable with my race – biracial. Then being comfortable with my sexuality – gay.
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ESH: I’m gay. I grew up with: you are gay. I never heard “lesbian.” I didn’t have resources. There was no OutYouth. The was no ALLGO. KXM: Did you feel like you had any support? ESH: Trevor, who was gay. He introduced me to the Bonham [the Bonham Exchange, the tri-level gay bar tucked behind the Alamo in San Antonio]. Let’s go to these gay bars and sneak around! I remember being so terrified. What am I supposed to do? I thought there was some protocol. Even as I got older, when I was in the closet, I’d go out to gay bars and be so awkward – not wanting to give women eye contact… No, no, she’ll know!
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KXM: God forbid. ESH: I was terrified. Sneaking around, trying to absorb any information. Is this what gay people do? Really, it just was sad. I think about how liberating it is for kids now. Coming out, to me, meant getting to a place where I was comfortable with myself, my sexuality. To say, yes, I am gay – and a woman of color. “Gay woman of color” is my soapbox. I feel I have to be front and center as a person of color. It’s a responsibility. I’ve always rooted for the underdog. Was that advocate or that voice. I remember when I was a kid, I always used to get in fights for that. KXM: Fights? Me, too. Were you scrappy? ESH: Yeah, I was. I would push girls, shake the shit out of them. You’re gonna pick on my friend Chris? I wanted to find my voice and use it for good. KXM: Then you got married. How old were you? ESH: I was 20. It was what I was supposed to do. I always followed the rules, I didn’t rock the boat. Or if I did, it was always behind closed doors. KXM: Or forts. ESH: Or forts, exactly! I always created my own little forts everywhere. With my marriage, it was creating another fort and having [a baby,] Sophia. That is when I really started to find my voice. He was in the military. So there was this expectation of being seen but not heard. I don’t know why, but I had this “a-ha!” moment, as a woman who really wanted to express herself, because it’s so drastic in the military. You can’t fraternize
with this group of individuals. The childcare system on military bases was this monopoly, and they raised baby sitting fees. It wasn’t fair, so I had a dinner party and started a petition. – and it went up to the colonel. That is where I started to find my voice. All right, next question, I felt like I beat that one before I even answered it. KXM: How did you get involved with HIV/ AIDS work? ESH: I’ve worked in the field of HIV and AIDS for nine years, in direct care as a case manager. Currently I’m at Project Transitions as the volunteer outreach coordinator. I like face-to-face time. But I got burned out from direct care, as most people do. Still wanting to be connected, I moved into development, volunteer outreach, media. It’s easy to talk about something you’re passionate about. KXM: How did burn-out set in? ESH: I started as a volunteer at the Wright House Wellness Center. I’d just gotten divorced and moved back to Texas at the ripe old age of 26, with a toddler. I didn’t know anything about HIV and AIDS. Volunteering for the Wright House, I became really fascinated with polydiagnoses – people who are HIV positive who are also struggling with mental illness
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and substance abuse issues. I wasn’t aware of this. It was such an eye-opener. From there I discovered the C.A.R.E. program. They were doing so really progressive stuff with needle exchange; I wanted to be a part of it. I wanted to know how we can support this specific population that had these three issues, HIV, mental health, and substance use – from a compassionate place. But I was quite judgmental – You need to stop using; if you would just use a condom then you wouldn’t be putting yourself at risk! KXM: You were trying to change behaviors? ESH: I didn’t understand at that age, as I do now, that change doesn’t happen overnight. My clients didn’t have a voice. As for my burn out: I was fascinated about this field but kept myself in this little box. It’s hard to set boundaries while you are in the thick of things. A lot of the stuff that I was learning in these clinical sessions could apply to my own life. That is when I started to branch out and began trusting myself and trying different approaches. I was on the board of needle exchange and was introduced to the method of harm reduction, which I personally believe in. Some people have the belief that it is enabling. It’s not enabling; it’s making someone safe. KXM: Right. Well that’s the thing, when you see somebody in crisis, when a car wreck has happened, you don’t start lecturing the person about using their turn signal. You go into triage mode. ESH: Exactly. This was the point I became more compassionate and patient with myself and with my clients. The tools that I learned were patience and compassion. KXM: Umhmm, OK, so back to the original
question: How do you ID? Five words… ESH: Can I give, like, three? Funny… proactive… KXM: Keep going… attractive, hysterical? ESH: I am hilarious. It’s hard to describe myself. It used to be worse. This is what you’ve got to deal with, sorry. KXM: Bring it back to the fort. ESH: I am kind. I am compassionate… KXM: That’s not what you are in the fort. Are you assertive? ESH: Yes, I’m assertive. Thanks, Kate. I am assertive. I am. I’m assertive back in the fort. KXM: There’s a lovely lady at a function you’re at, where you’re being assertive, hilarious, and proactive… ESH: And charming. KXM: And charming.What is something you want her to know that would get her in that fort? EH: My work. How I am involved in the community, with the youth. KXM: That’s going to get her into the fort? ESH: [laughter] I don’t know. KXM: I’ve never seen you retreat from a conversation. It’s funny, because you are able to talk about it in the past tense. ESH: I know, but present, it’s like: Ooh, what do I want them to know? KXM: What do you want them to know? ESH: You build a fort.
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2012 AusTiN P PRE-PRIDE • WEDNESDAY • DYKES ON BIKES RIDER SEARCH Dykes on trikes! Dykes on bikes! Dykes we like! Email Toby to get your motor runnin’ in this year’s Pride Parade. firstname.lastname@example.org, dykesonbikes.org.
PRIDE FLASH MOB Let’s show Austin what we’re all about with this spontaneous show of pride during Pride. Keep your clothes on though, it ain’t that kind of flashing. Send an email with full name. Rain on 4th, 217 W. Fourth, 494-1150. WWalker07@ yahoo.com.
LIZZY CAROLOKE Tippin’: Not just something done to cows. We also do it to our KJ at our fave queer dive bar. Wednesdays, 8pm-12mid. Bernadette’s, 2039 Airport. Free. QUEER RIDE Weekly ride for Qs and supporters. BYO pals, helmets, lights, locks, IDs, and $. Wednesdays, 7pm. Texas State Capitol, 1100 Congress, 305-8400. Free. facebook. com/AustinTPH.
STANLEY ROY’S SHOW & TELL No, baby, it’s not a fannnnnntasy, it’s real, live performance arts and antics with a li’l open mic thrown in for good measure. Wed., Sept. 19, 8pm. Cheer Up Charlie’s, 1104 E. Sixth, 431-2133. OFFICIAL ADAM ANT AFTERPARTY Join Return to Planet 9 and DJ Roger Wilson. Wed., Sept. 19, 10pm-2am. Beauty Ballroom, 2015 Riverside, 391-1943. $5 or free with wristband/ ticket stub from the Adam Ant show at Emo’s or from the Blondie/Devo show the night before at Stubbs.
• THURSDAY •
STARTOUT COMES TO TOWN The The StartOut event “The Entrepreneurial Journey from Founding to Exit and Beyond” in conjunction with the AGLCC is an exciting possible new chapter for entrepreneurs. Thu., Sept. 20. Sheraton Austin Hotel at the Capitol, 701 E. 11th, 478-1111, 404-6942. startout.org, aglcc.org. STEAK NIGHT at a gay bar? Why, that’s as American as baseball, hot dogs, apple pie, and Chevrolet. Thursdays, 6-8pm. Town N Country, 1502 W. Ben White, 445-9122. $8 for full meal. BEDPOST CONFESSIONS SECOND ANNIVERSARY This month: Bret Beene, Irwin Tang, cellist Jen Mulhern, Andy Campbell, Sophia Agapedis, the hilarious F*Bomb, and Sara and Karen with their twisted Star Trek slashy situations. Plus giveaways from Package Menswear (we smell target marketing!). Thu., Sept. 20, 8-10:30pm. ND at 501 Studios, 501 N. I-35, 485-3001. $10. WAY GAY SING-ALONG In celebration of Pride Week, the Alamo gays it up even more than usual with Madonna, Britney, Wham!, Scissor Sisters, Queen, Mika, and mo’. Thu., Sept. 20, 10:15pm. Alamo Drafthouse at the Ritz, 320 E. Sixth, 476-1320. $12. drafthouse.com/movies/sing-alongs_way_ gay/austin.
• FRIDAY • OUTLANDER ON KOOP Austin community radio queers your ear with some fab live music and the bands that make it. Fridays, noon-1pm. KOOP Radio 91.7FM. koop.org. FAB FRIDAYS It’s totally fabulous when $2 gets you your wells and domestics. Oh, Oilcan’s, we love when you keep it real (and real cheap!). Fridays, 2-9pm. Oilcan Harry’s, 211 W. Fourth, 320-8823. oilcanharrys.com.
HOOK’D Lauren YellaStud and Demetrius Campbell present Dee Jay Munk-in-the-Mix spinnin’ this urban LGBT night in the Highland/ Lincoln area. Thursdays, 10pm. Club Ambitious, 6700 Middle Fiskville, 832/878-4527. Free before 11pm.
VIOLET CROWN COTILLION Shine up that crown and get down in support of the Wright House Wellness Center. Food, silent auction, live music, and more in store. Fri., Sept. 21, 5-9pm. Rusty’s, 405 E. Seventh, 482-9002. Free. thewrighthouse.org,
QUEERDALINI YOGA Kundalini in a safe environment, for those who’d prefer to focus on chi rather than he or she. Thursdays, 7-8:15pm. Soma Vida, 1210 Rosewood, 628-1580. Donations. email@example.com.
BEAUTIFUL GIVING Check out some local art and let your unicorn horn of plenty overflow for a good cause. When you buy a piece of art through Generous Art, a nonprofit of your choice receives 40% of the price. Fri., Sept. 21, 6-9pm. PageSoutherland-
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Page, 400 W Cesar Chavez, Ste 500. Free. generousart.org/events/2012/9/21/ beautiful-giving-at-pagesoutherlandpage, pspaec.com.
PAUSE POSE DISCOMPOSE: EMILY ROYSDON OPENING RECEPTION Explore the static, ecstatic, and everything in between with Emily’s multidisciplinary explorations of movement. Curated by the “Gay Place”’s very own Andy Campbell. Fri., Sept. 21, 6-8pm. Visual Arts Center, 23rd and Trinity. emilyroysdon. com, utvac.org/about/news/emily-roysdon-residence-visual-arts-center-fall.
GOOD EVENING, AMERICA: AN INTIMATE EVENING WITH CHLOE Join Chloe Sevigny’s number one impersonator for a night of skewering Hollywood pretension. Fri., Sept. 21, 8pm. Spider House 29th Street Ballroom, 2906 Fruth, 480-9562.
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OUTLANDER FALL MUSIC FEST Check out the best of local LGBT music with this free weekend-long showcase featuring God-Des & She, Patrice Pike, More Cowbell, Grrlz Will Be Boiz, and more. Sat.-Sun., Sept. 22-23, 9pm. Lipstick24, 606 E. Seventh, 474-2950. Free, 21+ only. theoutlanderproject.com.
PRIDE PROPER • SATURDAY • 5K RAINBOW RUN Burn some calories and stick around for the glitter party at the end of the rainbow. Sat., Sept. 22, 9-11am. South First Bridge, 468-8113. $25 online registration. firstname.lastname@example.org, austinpride. org/#!events, austinpride.ticketleap.com/ austin-pride-2012-rainbow-run-5k.
AUSTIN PRIDE FESTIVAL 21st anniversary celebration! Benefiting AIDS Services of Austin, OutYouth, TENT, EqualityTexas. We declare! It smells like Peaches... and Lady Bunny... and Stacey Q... and La Bouche... and Shannon... and Nicky da B... and Chad Michaels… and more! Sat., Sept. 22, 11am-6pm. Fiesta Gardens, 2100 Jesse E. Segovia, 512-4688113. $20 (cash only). austinpride. org/#!events, austinpride.ticketleap.com/ austinpride2012.
$20; $15 advance. therawkshow. ticketleap.com/chloe/.
GENDER BENDERS UNOFFICIAL PRIDE KICK OFF Sashay, shantay, and dance the night away with Austin’s hottest queer hip-hop duo. You better werk! Fri., Sept. 21, 9pm-2am. Lipstick24, 606 E. Seventh, 4742950. Free, 21+ only. reverbnation.com/ genderbenders.
JAKE AND SIMONE: OUR CELEBRATION! United Court hotties Jake and Simone are getting hitched and you are invited to celebrate their matrimony. Fri., Sept. 21, 9pm. Rusty’s, 405 E. Seventh, 482-9002. MAGICAL REALNESS There ain’t no party like a Mouthfeel partay. Dress to transgress, twirl that dress, and maybe win a prize. Fri., Sept. 21, 9pm. Frontier Bar, 2421 Webberville Rd., 243-7153. $10, real you, $5, unreal you.
AUSTIN PRIDE PARADE Are you rolling in this year’s Pride Parade? Or have you planned out your good seat. Pride has taken back the night and this one promises to be the biggest and baddest-ass ever, rolling South from the Capitol, down Congress, and through the Warehouse District, with performances along the way! See you in the line-up. Sat., Sept. 22, 8pm. Texas State Capitol, 1100 Congress, 468-8113. president@ austinpride.org, austinpride.org.
BOOTY-SHAKIN’ IN THE STREETS Shake your hot potato and with New Orleans sissy bounce beast Nicky Da B. Sat., Sept. 22, 8:15-10pm. Congress Avenue. FALL OUT Hey queers! Don your gear and gay apparel with Austin’s kinky elite. Sat., Sept. 22, 9pm. The Iron Bear, 121 W. Eighth. Free.
• SUNDAY •
PRIDE BRUNCH In the fine drag brunch tradition, Kelly Kline hostesses. Sun., Sept. 23, 11am. Bar Louie, 123 W. Sixth.
12 WAYS TO END THE WORLD Allyson Garro – Austin’s bewigged Busby Berkeley – curates the end of the world as we know it. For those familiar with her previous brilliance in 12 Dangerous Women, Cherchez la Femme, and Beautiful Monsters will know not to miss this wig/ fashion/performance spectacular. Chris Lane returns as your ridiculous host. And this shizz sells out, so get on it. Tue., Sept. 25, 8pm. ND at 501 Studios, 501 N. I-35, 485-3001. $10 advance at Coco Coquette. $15 day of show. coco-coquette.com. AIDS WALK AUSTIN Our march for love hits a 25-year stride this year. Sign up to walk now and start your fundraising early. Sun., Oct. 21, Opening Ceremonies, 1:30pm; Step-off, 2pm. Austin City Hall, 301 W. Second, 406-6157. Free. scott. email@example.com, asaustin.org. CAPITAL CITY MEN’S CHORUS GALA The CCMC boys say, “Let us ‘Peel You a Grape’” at this fall fundraiser and season 24 kickoff. Enjoy food, wine, elegance, a silent auction, and of course, some tender tenors and booming baritones as you dine. Sat., Sep. 29, 6:45pm. Trinity United Methodist Church, 4001 Speedway, 477-7464. $45. marketing@ccmcaustin.
OY YOGA It’s Jewish with a queer bent or queer with a Jewish bent, either way, you won’t get bent, you’ll get strrrrrretched into some fabulousness, three times a week. Pick your power: Night Light (Sunday 8pm) or Morning Hatha Flow (Friday 10am). Soma Vida, 1210 Rosewood, 628-1580. facebook.com/oyyoga. PROPOSE A TOAST(MASTER) Our local gay chamber of commerce is home to one of the country’s fastest growing LGBT Toastmaster groups. Come finesse your public speaking and communication skills. Second and fourth Mondays, 6pm. Rusty’s, 405 E. Seventh, 482-9002. www.aglcc.org/ toastmasters.
…listings courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Gay Place, an LGBTQ info column, listings, and blog each week in The Austin Chronicle and online daily at austinchronicle.com/gay. Map by Maggie McDonald
A Bigger Piece of the
National LGBT business nonprofit StartOut comes to town by Tyler Pratt
“We want to create a structure of support for people who want to start and grow businesses in the LGBT community,” says Lorenzo Thione, University of Texas graduate and co-founder of StartOut, a non-profit organization based out of San Francisco and New York that is devoted to fostering LGBT entrepreneurship. “We want to create a framework for people to come out and be visible in their community as leaders of businesses and startups.” StartOut arrives in Austin this month to host “The Entrepreneurial Journey from Founding to Exit and Beyond,” a program offering a national panel of top LGBT entrepreneurs and a chance for Austinites to pick the brains of these visiting business success stories. Not only will the evening be an opportunity for locals to network with some successful LGBT impresarios, but it will shine a light on Central Texas as a fertile ground for LGBT enterprise: StartOut is considering opening its next chapter in Austin. Shortly after Texas Ex Thione sold his own start-up (the natural language search engine Powerset to Microsoft in 2008), and after relocating to the bi-coasts of New York and San Francisco, it became clear to him and his colleagues that these cities lacked networks of like-minded LGBT business mavericks. StartOut was born. The group now has thousands of members and holds frequent functions in both cities, including panels, speaker series, networking events, and the Lesbian Entrepreneur Mentoring Program. “Mentorship is a big part of what StartOut does, and it’s personally a big part of what I’ve wanted to do, to give back,” says Thione. “So much of what I’ve been able to do has been thanks to great mentors that I’ve had and great people that I’ve been able to learn from.” So, why Austin? Austin already has the Austin
Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce (AGLCC) to help foster businesses in the Austin LGBT community. The AGLCC provides a variety of programming, from education to LGBT certification from the National Gay & Lesbian Chamber. But what happens when a business wants to go national, or even international, in scale? This is where StartOut comes in. “StartOut offers unique opportunities for Central Texas LGBT businesses with highgrowth potential, by providing access to education, mentorship, and funding on a higher level,” says Jimmy Flannigan, Vice President of the AGLCC. “We’re talking about creating some influential businesses for our community.” Most venture funding happens outside Austin, says Flannigan. “If StartOut can help develop just one high-growth Austin LGBT business, that’s millions of dollars brought into our local economy.” ”The City of Austin recently presented to the AGLCC that 80 percent of all businesses in Austin have 20 employees or less – 80 percent!” exclaims Flannigan. “People in Austin start businesses.” “Austin is a hotbed of entrepreneurialism,” says Tina Cannon, founder and CEO of PetsMD.com and fellow Austinite. “The AGLCC does an amazing job of helping small to mid-size businesses, but we have no specific accelerator, incubator, or mentorship program geared toward scalable gay-owned businesses – like a Twitter or Facebook – that go beyond the walls of an actual, physical building.” Working with the AGLCC, StartOut claims it can take those businesses and connect them with national and international resources and funds essential to reaching that high-growth stage. “LGBT entrepreneurs face unique challenges entering those worlds,” says Flannigan. “The resources that are available on a national level are not always LGBT-friendly. StartOut can help identify resources that are.”
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neurs, and volunteers are working overtime to get the Austin LGBT community involved with StartOut. “I hope that the September 20 event has enough of a grand reception by the Austin community to support having an Austin-based chapter,“ says Cannon. “It would be great for Austin to be in that same category as the Bay Area and New York.”
That small slice of the entrepreneurial pie may Flannigan is on board too, emphasizbe the very incentive for ing that while funding may reside in Austin LGBT business major finance metropolises like San people to seek out reFrancisco and New York, Austin is sources available through where a lot of the talent lives. “It’s up StartOut. However, Lorenzo Thione, StartOut to Austin and the AGLCC to prove StartOut’s move to Austin that you don’t have to be next-door is not official yet. The September event is neighbors with the money to have a great the first opportunity for the group to gauge idea.” interest and opportunities in Austin. “We will hold an event in Austin to see the response,” says Thione. “If there is great enthusiasm, we will look at expanding our board, starting a chapter, and hopefully involving a lot of people in the growing nature of StartOut as a more nationally present organization.” Needless to say, the AGLCC, local entrepre-
The StartOut event, “The Entrepreneurial Journey from Founding to Exit and Beyond” takes place September 20 at the Austin Sheraton, 701 E. 11th. A hosted bar will be provided to attendees, 5:456:45pm at the hotel’s Capitol View Terrace. The program will begin promptly at 7pm in Salon E. Networking and cash bar will follow. For more information and tickets, see www.startout.org.
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The Creative Class and the Gay Dollar by Andy Campbell Here´s a fact: I´m not getting paid for this piece of writing. I am a horse´s hair away from having my Ph.D. in hand, and, lest you think this concerns my own poor self-worth (a distinct possibility), I write for free because of something summarily larger than my price-per-word. It may sound saccharine, or, in light of the previous two sentences, somewhat sarcastic, but I write for free because… I care. And I also write for free because I wish to make an important intervention in the cloud of ideas surrounding that ubiquitous phrase, “The Gay Dollar,” which, intentionally or not, courts the idea that LGBTQ empowerment occurs through economics and capital and not through political dissent, manifesting sexuality, grassroots organizing, consciousness-raising, being arrested for love or desire, understanding at-risk groups, and educating our young and old alike. I concede the gay dollar is a thing in the world (it´s why I´m not eating at Chick-fil-A these days… or really, ever again) and that it may matter somewhat, but less than other things that matter more to me.
I am part of what economists like to call the “creative class.” Or at least I am until I get that tenured teaching position – which is looking more and more like a pipe-dream of academia past, as colleges and Universities hire swathes of per-course adjunct faculty members that don´t have to be granted benefits or livable wages. There´s a common adage in business, oftrepeated in movie scenes taking place in corporate boardrooms: “Time is money.” For us creative classers, our time is often seen by those outside of creative fields as not requiring payment. We are asked again and again to perform, shoot, write, and play for free. What´s an independent contractor to do? But who are these creative classers? I asked a musician, a photographer, and a performer to share their perspective: Vince Pierce, a harpist and current MFA student at the University of Texas; Devaki Knowles, photographer and owner of Fun Loving Photos, photo-booth and photography studio; and Paul Soileau, well-known for his drag (terrorist) personae, the sweet and affable drunkard Rebecca Havemeyer, and dirty filthy Christeene Vale. As you´ll see, these people are not just creative classers, dedicated to their art, but business people too. And while the almighty dollar doesn´t proscribe what they do – getting paid matters, just like any service rendered in this economy.
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Beyond the random production of The Fantastiks, which often requires a harp, a harpist’s bread and butter is weddings. While I haven´t been asked to do weddings
for free, many other harpists have. People are willing to spend huge budgets on flowers and a wedding dress and then have the gall to complain about paying a person to perform. There are real expenses that I forego when I agree to do something for free. I give some people reduced rates because I want to gift them a part of what I do. It may be beneficial to me because I create relationships I hope to sustain, and so it´s worth the effort. If something serves a community, then I´ll do that for free. A community requires participation and my services help to sustain communities. Business people often cut corners to save money, and creative people don´t get that gay dollar. If the same businesses paid in full for creative services, then creative people might truly become part of this economy in a way that is self-empowering and satisfying.
DEVAKI KNOWLES PHOTOGRAPHER, FUN LOVING PHOTOS: When I moved here during SXSW 2010, I was so excited to meet other people like me who wanted to throw crazy, fun parties. That´s how I ended up doing photobooths, and at first, those were absolutely free. Almost immediately that work got me attention and people started booking me. I thought, “Hey! This gets my name out there.” I was meeting 300 potential clients per night. It was worth it at first, but after a while... it wasn´t. I never do photobooths for free any more. It´s the equivalent of running a photography marathon. You wouldn´t ask a plumber to fix your sink for free. I offer non-profits and charities a discount. Often, I meet great clients who will pay for my services later. I´ll trade and barter. Bartering is awesome – if it´s something you´d use and otherwise spend money on, then go for it! I once bartered a guy who was a sword swallower for some taxidermy.
PAUL SOILEAU REBECCA HAVEMEYER, CHRISTEENE: After three years of doing shows for free, something had to change. With recognition came requests for free performances. At first I was happy to oblige: Can you do a drag performance during the day in a parking lot? Sure! Didn´t get paid a dime, had the time of my life. But the work that was going into purchasing makeup pantyhose, eyelashes – it´s expensive! I had to look at what I do as a business, and make people realize they´re profiting off my talents. Testimonials came out from all the years I did it for free, and these people would vouch for the kinds of services I could provide an event. I will do events for free or for a discounted rate, but a lot of what goes into that decision is personal. I do a lot of research: what is the particular organization? What am I raising money for? How small and how in-need is this organization? Have I worked with these people before? Can we barter? A usually charge a smaller fee for poorer organizations. As an artist living in a small community, I´ve learned to listen to my gut and make the right decision about that.
• There are some salient features to Vince, Devaki, and Paul´s stories. All describe the sensation of being involved in a larger community, an awareness of what their art does for non-profits and charities. When they work for free they don´t think about the money-that-could-have-been, but rather about the activities of community building,
exchanging in a gift-economy, and an attempt to quantify love and affect. So maybe you should book these guys. And maybe you should pay them what they ask. And maybe I won´t write another article for free.
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Absent from these recommendations is clear support for Austin´s bars and clubs. Bars and clubs have traditionally been integral to LGBT communities and play a pivotal supporting role to a city´s artists. Smaller venues give performance space to less established acts and frequently serve doubleduty as gallery space for unrepresented artists. They also generate a lot of noise, putting them at odds with neighbors – as seen with the recent sound permit fracas over queer-friendly venue Cheer Up Charlie’s.
Despite conventional wisdom, there is little evidence that the LGBT community has higher than average incomes. Nationwide studies do, however, consistently show that LGBT individuals spend a higher percentage of income on entertainment and the arts. Witeck Communications, one of the nation´s largest marketing and PR firms focused on the LGBT community, estimates that the $790 billion of the so-called “pink dollar” will be spent on culture in 2012. Cities looking to court strong LGBT communities often find that the first step is to attract a thriving creative class. Photo by Devaki Knowles However, the LGBT community has an uneasy relationship with a city´s artists and performers. Gays and lesbians are often the first wave in neighborhood gentrification, as seen in Houston´s Montrose area or San Francisco´s Portero Hill neighborhood. Gentrification eliminates the affordable rents that the creative class depends upon for housing and studio space. Neighborhood diversity is often the first casualty as condos, specialty shops, and trendy restaurants place stake. Austin attempts to bridge that gap by integrating the city´s Cultural Arts Division and Music Office under the Economic Growth and Redevelopment Services Office. Austin places creativity front and center, billing itself as the “Live Music Capital of the World” and actively marketing itself as a creative hub. In 2010, the Austin City Council endorsed the CreateAustin Cultural Master Plan, the result of a two-year collaboration between the Austin Community and the City. The Plan covers a wide range of recommendations from affordable housing to a greater focus on arts in the public space.
These complications may worsen with the Imagine Austin initiative, the city´s master plan for future development. The plans focuses on live-work density, resulting in multi-family developments being built in traditional entertainment districts such as Red River. Other cities´ attempts to sanction official entertainment districts, such as Dallas´ Arts District, have often failed to attract local patronage. As Austin continues to grow; it will have to find a balance between the needs of homeowners and the venues that attract the LGBT community and a vital creative class.
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JOHNNYE’S EAST TEXAS SOUL Home of the Gay-fil-A and some seriously righteous greens and waffle fries, all in one teeny trailer outside of Riverside’s new Beauty Ballroom. 2015 E. Riverside, johnnyes.com
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LEGAL ALEXANDER & ASSOCIATES With over 10 years of serving a veritable Who’s Who of Austin independent entrepreneurs, attorney Julie Alexander & Associates can provide legal solutions for your business and real estate operations. 1700 E. Second, 478-9770, aalawaustin.com
CHRISTINE HENRY ANDRESEN, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW Any family lawyer who puts a portrait of the Addams Family on her website is A-OK with us. TEXAS GAY RODEO ASSOCIATION 905 W. Oltorf, Ste. C, 394-4230, cha@ This is Texas, darlin’. Of course there is chalaw.com, chalaw.com a gay rodeo. BARNETT & GARCIA, PLLC This 214/346-2107, tgra.org firm of legal eagles is experienced in all aspects of business litigation and VOLLEYBALL AUSTIN Inspired by the recent Summer Olympics? Come specializes in debt collection. Caw! 821 Juniper, Ste 108, 266-8830, out to set and spike the night away barnettgarcia.com with these volley-lovin’ Q-ballers. facebook.com/volleyballaustin ELIZABETH BRENNER, ATTORNEY AT LAW Estate and family legal WORK IT PERSONAL TRAINING services for the Austin LGBT Get off your butt, and get fit with community. You want Brenner on Work It! One-on-one and group your side. sessions available. 7817 Rockwood Ste 102, 426-2336, info@ 217-8289, email@example.com, brennerattorney.com workittraining.com, workittraining.com
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CAPPS LAW FIRM It’s all about family. And keeping it legal. Collaborative family law and thensome. 7718 Wood Hollow, Ste. 205, 338-9800, email@example.com, cappslawfirm.com
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SCHWAKE SIELINSKI Legal help for your biz, from one of the coolestsounding names in the game. 1201 Baylor, 461-6820, schwake@ szbizlaw.com, szbizlaw.com
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