Issue 710

Page 62

Bitch! Session

Gotta Bitch?

Text 404.969.BTCH or email bitch@davidatlanta.com

Hey, at least Romney didn’t choose a VP as crazy as Sarah Palin!

The first 5 days after the weekend are ALWAYS the hardest.

The only reason people tuned in to the Summer Olympics is to see naked men in tight Speedos with cock outlines.

Because of your rant I am totally changing all of my political ideals!! Said no one, ever.

This is how I conceive a job interview – “Thanks for coming in, we probably won’t hire you, but we will continue to waste your time!”

I didn’t text you, vodka did!

I don’t care who the gay political machine tells me to vote for. I’m voting for the hottie hunk Paul Ryan. I’ll listen to his speech any day.

Is “I support Chick-fil-A” the new “God hates fags”? For selfish 40- and 50-somethings: your age has nothing to do with your maturity level. Selfish bastards!

Sparkle? More like Glitter 2.0.

NOTE: Opinions expressed are those of the readers and do not reflect the opinions of David magazine.

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