CWRU’s student humor magazine, issue 75 tuesday, 4/1/2014
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Next great American novel told through Snapchats Josephus E. T. McDuffle Staff Reporter It all started with a single picture. Flashing for a mere six seconds, the photo depicted a young woman smiling to the camera, arm extended in classic selfie-pose, with the single word “Hi” hovering in a line underneath her face. But George Mummord saw more than just a selfie. “It is representative of modern life.” It was the start to something great, something momentous. It was the start of the next great American novel. Mummord, a dropout student from Case Western Reserve University, has been searching for a muse since his senior capstone project. This project, a memoir written on used toilet paper, fell short of expectations and ultimately led to his expulsion despite his clean intentions. “It was a representation,” Mummord
scoffed. “Clearly, they don’t know what art even is. It’s all about representations.” Regardless, he knew that his senior year project wasn’t going to be taken seriously by the world, and so Mummord went searching for inspiration in less-messy, more expansive ways. First, he tried a backpacking trip in Canada. Next, he spent a week living in a playground slide. Finally, he decided to check out social media. And that’s how he found her. “I just got a smart phone, and I downloaded all of the apps to see if anything was interesting,” he said. “Then, a few days later, I received my first message on Snapchat. It changed my life.” The selfie picture, which he screenshot, printed out and framed, is rather simple, but mysterious. “I don’t even know who she is,” said Mummord, gazing at the paper hung continued p.6
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