Chapter 1 STEINBERG & DIAZ
# 1 AL Adult Language AS S Adult Situations A G E S 15+
CHAPTER 1
by Jocelyn Diaz
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Nee togt i Wol ed ie ti.
No dice, Floyd. Kumquats aren’t In season.
SWAT POLICE POLICEPOLICE {Ug} Ca’t tk On p i pae. Fie... I' wi. Wht aot My dmns? Let's keep talking buddy.
let’s finish this
Floyd,
Webster s defines Apocalypse as an event of great destruction
But many scholars suggest it means a great uncovering or revelation
If you re reading this it means I m already dead
Game over man NAY I have not yet begun to fight
Na, eeyn ue ta oe.
On mr cak ad... lm! H...
O people of the world I Floyd Landers must tell you MY SIDE Of the story the TRUTH to counter the lies now filling The airwaves It all started when we first met back in
AA! Tht’s i! My sg hs Fihig, ain, Chig, wr... ...niu, msey, Mials, Loe...
...LV. Ye, ta’s Th agl.
AD I SD, YU CUD SA HR TO WK TP! S GT TE hck OT. oa, jrwd! i’s 1pm, hsr. nt cl tig m a te cak o dw. ih o, bt I nd m soe. ie, lt m ga m su. ta’s m su, yu i! Scone u to bck ad by a pck! WO! to bck a pck nw? te’r srig yu i ie.
ih fii’ nw fly.
out!
One morning that fall a wake up call changed the course of my life
my smokes!
I was seen off with a heartfelt goodbye and set my sights on the infinite vistas of opportunity
Everywhere I walked the people of Denton Texas met me with boundless cheer and limitless hospitality
ONE WAY
literally get your butt off my stoops.
FRY STREET HISTORIC DISTRICT
ol pig csoes, fly.
WA’S EE OE TS ERY?
gt ls, daba.
I turned down their charity Instead I chose to dwell in solitude with Mother Nature I found comfort in her loving embrace
rat-a-tat
rat-a-tat
{we} cay Tea wahr. i ta... ie lvs t dmp ie-cl ca a oe m. ...HL?
tip-a-tap
tip-a-tap rat-a-tat tip-a-tap
{Ahm} ae yu te nw wi i fo iio ve?
ww, te nie i. bae a hisom o cah a pry?
VIRGO (Aug 23-Sep 22) Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Your lucky number is 15.
LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 22) Screw it. If you’re gonna do it, just do it. Your lucky drink is coffee.
SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21) Something new awaits the adventurer. Your lucky letter is B.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) Seek and ye shall find your heart’s desire. Your lucky direction is east.
ti ir’s ft i sae.
C, SDR, WNS... rnh b te lde. i Thy ko I ws cig?
{Mp?}
But then the universe beckoned me to a place where I found a moment s respite And while in meditative seclusion I received a lucid premonition
lt m ik yu bi.
a w ha it ‘95, MOS i HV Ae T TE te wb, RGT?
mreig css do de t fwr gtkpr.
{pt} gtkpr sck.
{h hpf}
HW CN W CNET TEE ERY AOTR NO POT?
Gra qein.
fr sr.
w ieae ui i’s cepr ad fse ta rig t te soe.
ih o.
Lie uig cs, bt be.
Wht d yu tik?
w sol iet te t ie wee te cn so 2/7.
be ta cs! ta’s or tgie.
mh... tie. Lie i Any Wahl ad Kih hig hd a bb.
yp... at.
RIGHT ON
Later in the lobby I engaged others with nuanced discourse on the arts
waee yu sy, m mn.
w hnsm, soe bek’s oe.
THEN she appeared I fell captive to her charms like a seaman to a comely siren
hl i bns, bta.
yu wud’t he t hv a sae iaee, wud yu?
js m ls oe.
ad i’s yus.
hy tee...
AND she was drawn to my luminous presence like a moth to a flickering flame
{pt} wa’s aohr pck?
to mal bck?
{uh} dn’t rid m hw mc te cs.
mks m wn t qi.
siul?
cn’t tk yu lck.
qiig’s es.
dn i hnrd o ie.
mr
Mid i bm oe
iy?
fr te
ra.
HH, S WA D YU TN O TE MRL?
I in’t tik m iflecs wud b s oiu.
T’S LK WRO AD HRN TAE U AD HD A BB.
ecet qein.
bie, n oe kos wo toe gy ae aya.
hl u. yu i ti? o, fr sr.
{ih} ya.
hy...
s wa d yu tik Wahl ad hig wud b wrig o i te wr aie?
As they say Iron sharpens iron so one man sharpens another I honed her mind with keen observations about her profession
wa d yu tik?
Wahl wud hv md iia at te nx i tig.
ad hig wud b rci’ i on crn sis.
dn’t b ahmd o yu iflecs. LK U...
tty. wud hv iae te Sipos.
S WA
D YU D A TE CMPN?
TM T LVL WT HR...
{ H} Toay wud hv.
Mad b te wy.
te c m Fly.
MGN F WRO WS O TE NENT.
YA! LK AD’S PNS, BT TRE U T EEE. MOS VEN HS AT A A OC.
itr a at gey oe 2/7. ta yu cn ii i yu uis.
Lie te fcoy, bt be!
Dag Fly, yu’r mr Wahl ta Wahl.
“w’r ie ti.”
te NENT wud hv bn a ede bln sbwy t tg. ih n gtkpr siig a te fn. idd! ad js hw Kih ue gaii t tk bck te srt... ...He wud hv ue te wb t-tk te srt t u. h! s te ftr! eey ait ih a cre o te wrd t crt. a ftr ihu i i siig a te pois. n mr clb poe u b a mn-eig mi mcie. JS NE CETR MKN TER MR O TE WRD. wie mig eog srth t py te is. n mr saig ait! ad n mr ft ct ihr! s... wa d yu d hr ai? pec, Fly. ad hig!
ws oe pnh il dd.
Floyd. let’s end this peacefully.
hw ‘bu m sip fia?
negative. due to that recall on shellfish...
but we have the queso.
qeo i nt a ma. ty hre, f.
mas... aa! or is ma.
new: cleaner restrooms
Later Mandy and I dined over fine food while sharing our deepest hopes and dreams
i a i frin iy. fr aa fo dd.
ya, m dd die m cay t.
hck, dn’t ko...
wee d yu s yuslf i ie yas?
gt i. od mn wn’t id i bie.
nt ee. h’s awy wrig. js ikd a da ih te uieiy
n n, h’s get.
js ik o LVN udr i sao.
{uh} srw ta shl.
SWAT RIGHT ON T’S JS TA YU S TE HM FML NM A OE DNO. s? eeyn kos i, bt n oe kos m. yu’r Le hm’s duhe? hl-hl u. “yu dn’t ko m ce!” Nooy kos m, bt yu. msl... i know you. Floyd... buddy. I’m your white knight. this isn’t what you want.
She also expanded upon my already sweeping knowledge of both classic and modern art
IN THE BEGINNING Mandy and I spent our evenings laughing at each other singing off key
Months pass and we finally mustered the courage to let our guard down and be vulnerable with one another
ad eog
BLEN AOT WA
YU “CEGE” AD “PR” TN.
yu sy te
sr a yu bcue
te dsie yu at?
Hek n! Thy d ta
t ie te fc te
ae tlnl hck.
s wa yu dd PD
FR at SHL! ic we hs prns hlig ti
is bn a bd tig?
D W bil
CRO SNAA FR
HVN TE PVLG
O GN a GBO
WE H WS EGT?
ad rmmbr hw EE tl i ciis
i WR WS A MPRAT A TE GET PRMD? yu nd t tk yu wr siul o n oe es i gig t.
oa, ic w’r a big siu.
Yo'r T CNCL FLY, F AYN GVS YU EE A NY-WNY BT O AVC, YU TK T A A CAATR AANTO.
te wrd in’t ot t gt yu fly. bcue nwfls te wrd den’t cr aot yu.
yu’r s ari o ciiim yu mk u raos i avne wy te wrd’s wog.
I'm tig yu ti bcue i LV yu. i in’t, wud’t bte epliig M SD. s dn’t fek ot, oa?
ya, ntig.
i fl ntig. ntig?
nray I'd b cuhd, bt we i cms fo yu, i fl ie I'm atay al t--
itn?
As time passed we grew closer and I played an integral part in furthering my future wife s artistic success
deep ellum, Dallas
w i i! n. yu i i, Mad. yu ple i, yu sl i, yu cetd i. yu’r te ol oe ta bivd i m. o cus oc te id ot wo m dd i te’ sy i ws bcue o i. w’r 4 ie fo hm h. n oe i dp eu kos ta nm. yu ray tik ta’s tu? {pt} dn’t biv m? wth. i D, ftiy. Mad is! nx u... ...breoa, Lodn, Toy.
seig o dd...
ta dd tty soe m tgie.
HAMR, HAMR! we got Lew hamr’s daughter here!
HAMR, HAMR! we got Lew hamr’s daughter here! got Lew hamr’s
i i’s aot iig a jb, I’m wrig o i.
{ae} wrig o i?
bt d hv a jb. hlig yu d yu tig!
a pig jb. ad dn’t ma big a “iio ve wi i” ihr.
toe iaee ik gv yu wr ky t or soy.
ad a nw jb i b te nx catr, k?
ie, I' jb hn mñaa. poie.
RIGHT ON
s? nbd crs.
o
“wrig o i?”
The next morning I hit the pavement full of optimism
lt’s s... to yas epine? ya ie wo hs ie fr ta?
tet hus a wk? u, ta’s srih u saey.
$4.75 a hu? I mk mr sig plsa.
RIGHT ON gz! te wn 5 cns fr a ppr nw? i yu nd te wn as, te sol ie yu oe fr f! a
lat I tid.
PLEASE HELP ON ecs m i. d yu hv ay sae cag? M DD, I’M LKN FR A JB MSLF. e... FCK A B. BO, YU SD T. “FCK A B.” TA FL GD. sm. Le’s et. Si hnr tog. wa’s yu nm, fin? ga sely. bt I g b se. FUCK A BOSS! FCK A B! Rih o. te c m fly.
Mr. Karma Koffee
I learned my new friend attended my high school Thus we imbibed deeply from the flagon of nostalgia
Our mirthful moment was interrupted by a tense episode of personal drama
back off everyone! back off!
NEW; NON-SMOKING SECTION
wr yu i bn? tetr? n wy, jsé vriy? nh. t bs mig hnr r. yu ci ot. Br? Br? y se. ci ot! akd yu is, bo. ngie. saih clb? np. suet cui? Nu-u.
A volatile and dangerous moment transpired and a gathering mob made it worse But all gave ear to my unruffled voice
I'm nt ari t ue ti!
h’s amd. I'm cig te cp. no one’s calling the fuzz!
{we} tak fr sig m b. eeyn es js rn aa we I-i ue t b s ci... ui gt bck. gt bck? ya... dsr som. am? fek ot? fek ot. se pue yu cl c. fl yu pi.
As I continued to search for a position where I wasn t overqualified I d check in with Smed periodically to impart inspiration and guidance
hw’d a tee dds ed hr? Wh dn’t yu ak te?
dus? lie? wa? yu tik I'm a due ot lz bm?
{tk} dn’t ma yu... s to rnwy, a e-cn ad tr vt. ww, yu ko a te? ya, i’s nt a io, isik.
RIGHT ON Wos. te i fre. i fre? dn’t g tee. nt nw. by, I ha y. kp yu sn sete.
nt ee. togt te i f--
Smd, I gt i. I’m oe nsy agmn aa fo sig On a crbad mr.
fly, yu hv a kak ih ceig t pol.
nh, js tlk, mn.
i’s bcue yu’v msee te at o nt iig a ca.
ta sud ie te ms bckadd cmpiet i wrd itr.
lk a u hig ti mn-t-mn. ms pol js bz ih ps te hml.
te’r sae, rig lt o wid wa ohr my tik.
den’t bte m.
ig! Yo dn’t ee nie hw te sr a u we w’r a te ie. dn’t nie, dn’t cr.
yu iieec lt yu t mk a ieec.
The epiphany struck and I realized my mission I was put on earth to serve and bring comfort to the downtrodden But I had to finance my blest endeavor job or no job
fo m la. yu’r te qit vt lig fr a feh sat.
I'm te aiiu yui’ f o hp.
With a perfect credit history I was a shoo in for a low interest loan
I'm sy Mr. ios, bt yu la hs bn did.
zr cei itr, n bn aon, nt ee a suet la. cee i a bsi epne. Shud ct i m fvr, ih?
ad yu ol frs o i ae a eie bs p...
ad a bsi-ris itdy clb cr.
bs. fi. ee.
ad ee toe to itdts dn’t mth!
later, at the city park later, at the city park
HL ML, SE. YU’V BN SN O A GL MN!
se m.
I’M SROS. I’ wse T. fiy i sel i... bt ...
cn yu cs a cek?
se, i’s a bla o mny, n dut. bt...
I'm nt wrh.
i’s wy nvr cse m slmn. ui nw.
YU TK T, FLY. T’S YUS. te bcm wrh.
yu’r te ol mn i te ps ya wo’s tetd m ie a mn.
YA, I WS.
BANK s wn m f cn i Juy...
My associate and I spent the rest of the week contemplating the ways we could properly serve Denton s oppressed masses
w’r ga til or cs i n ie.
d yu ko ta biig’s itr?
ya, ta te od bk dpt?
ad a baig shl i te ‘5s.
RIGHT ON
had i satd a a-itl fcoy. ii wr.
far out!
ta’s ga b or plc. wee w c te sos.
nbd’s ga t u wa t d.
DA! FFY FFY SLT...
a ln a yu’r i cag.
yu’r nt a b, fly.
wt? wa hee t “fck a b?” yu’r a lae.
POLICE iih ti? hh! w’r js gig satd. ad ta’s hw i a bgn.
#1 SWAT
Floyd, let’s finish this.
Chapter Two CIVIL WAR
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contents:
It’s 1994. The world faces an impending apocalypse known today as the Internet. Floyd Simmons, a couch-surfing rebel, gets thrust into the role of end-times antihero after falling in love with Mandy, a firebrand artist with radical tendencies herself. The story begins in the dystopian hellscape known also as the Present Day, where an older, wiser Floyd faces a final showdown with hostile state authorities. As he reflects on the grueling odyssey of his movement, Floyd chronicles the history of how it all began, a wild ride that aims to set the record straight and shed new light on the epic tale of this unlikely underdog.
Chapter 2 STEINBERG & DIAZ
#2 PN Partial Nudity V AS Adult Situations Violence A G E S 15+
CHAPTER 2
by Jocelyn Diaz
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SALADO, TEXAS - FALL 1862
<My name is Emma Kessler and I am a survivor of this summer’s massacre near the Mexican border.>
Forty of my German-Texan compatriots were slaughtered by the hands of one hundred villainous Confederate soldiers led by the merciless Captain Simms.>
*Brckt iiae Gemn lnug.
<what i witnessed was as evident as the noonday sun. a sheer bloodbath. we were not hostile forces as the Confederacy and their lying press would have you believe. we were victims!> s
<prior to the war, my husband and i ran a bakery in Fredericksburg. Ludwig loved to delight the townsfolk with new culinary creations.>
Kessler Backerei Texas
<Ea da, te pezl ae iig ht ad te cs i ray.>
<g o nw. ty i!>
<“Lie ti, Lui?”>
{} <i’s diiu!>
<bt wa i yu a t te iie cs?>
<js a i o bckir t mo te flvr.>
<i’s pret.>
<b islf, te ht cs i hre i n ie, hwvr...>
<Ah, bt tee’s mr...>
<I lv te ie w’r biig tgte.>
<ih m ivnin, te cs sas wr, gd t te ls cub.>
<ad ti ie nx ya, w’ hv a nw il tse i te ice.>
<but because the German-majority counties voted against secession, the confederacy viewed us all as insurgents.>
<nightriders stole many young men and conscripted them into the rebel army.>
<our homes and livelihoods were torched to the ground.>
<even our officials and community leaders were hanged for refusing the oath of allegiance.>
<Ludwig and i, along with dozens of other townsfolk, chose to flee to Mexico rather than yield our lives to the slaveholding south.>
<Focd t lae Tea fr te sm rao w fld Gemn. piis!>
<mrhaos ie i mle cooae...> <te ih a sls o ishae fr a ik!>
<One te uin is, w rtr srih aa t i cuty ad rbid.>
<o, Ea itn t m nw ie...>
{Sih} <gd iig, w’ a hv a tse oe dy.>
seventy miles from the Mexican border
te Gemn su i cmig dw fr te ih...
...lt’s t te cp’n.
<my husband’s optimism couldn’t slow down the confederate detail that—unknowingly to us—was now within striking distance.>
<egl p ih a w b wk aa. i’s hpl.>
four in the morning
<a qit ad paeu ih. te rbl wud hv aakd b nw.>
<ci u, Ea te ie poet te cmp a d or sot ptos.>
<Do’t ira te ded cpi Sis. h i-->
<te rbl! fo te es. fl da ea!>
<at the first gunshot, a third of our men scattered in terror, leaving the remnant unable to adequately defend the camp.>
POW POW poof poof
SLASH POW BAM
<of the men that fled, some escaped while other were caught and killed. but i attest before god that the ones who surrendered on august 10th were rounded up and executed like pigs.>
mry, h kiÄn. sae u. bg yu.
su yr hl, yu blei’ saaa.
plae! hv a yug ie. se i ih cid.
sy... dn’t srce dush.
<the survivors managed to conduct funerals and properly bury our dead in a nearby town. i felt as if it were a funeral for me as well.>
<tee wr. tee “nin.” tee “mn.”>
<I'm dn ih tee pol.>
s
<one week after the massacre, i made a decision that many would say is unnatural. but for me, it was the only choice.>
<o Lui, hw i yu til.>
<Emma Kessler was now dead. I became Otto Ludwig, farm boy turned bugler in the 12th Texas calvary.>
How do you do, fellow rebel?
<lt’s ty ti ai...> te c m Oo. {ae} they call me Otto.
<for weeks, our troop ran repetitive drills and endless fatigue duty.>
<and I was able to blend in with the boys through hard work, humor and avoiding dubious situations.>
I say jasper, why do the French have so many civil wars...?
...it’s
nah, I'm gonna hit the hay fellas.
c’mn i Oo, te wtr’s ie! gt i frain, y glt!
HAW HA!
the only way they can win!
<but my real duty was to gain a private audience with the captain Simms before my sex became too obvious to conceal.
<one fateful night while on nightwatch, the captain would soon find out that I'm a very bad guardsman.>
l n
s
<I knew this scoundrel’s tent inside and out. where he kept his stationery, his britches...>
<HIS PISTOL.> q
wa te? wa ae y? sm siy sae-ee trca? yu wr fr Licl dn’t y? <s ti i te gn ta ire m hat.>
<after avenging my husband and countrymen, i considered fleeing, but i felt it was my duty to stay and help effect an end to this so-called nation... while i still could.>
<my first target will be a munitions factory in a small town south of the red river. they will readily hire any able-bodied man due to labor needs, and word has it they are especially desperate for a good foreman.>
DENTON, TEXAS - FALL 1862
<they will soon find out I'm a very bad foreman.> Otto comin’.
n
mny, cn yu si ha m?
py poe’s id jckd ot hr.
saik, bt yu’r cig truh.
aya, se’s dig te hay iig. ’m tig cr o a te dti-oine tss.
“hl u, mny...
“Y SE! hw’m soe t ee oe u ti cuk tb?”
fii’ ct o te i ih te x-at kie gv yu.
u-hh. gt hm sn tog. w hv ta ie tih a m prns.
ad i’s mra rpi, db.
SOLD!
132 years later
i ta ie tih? ay wy yu flk’ tk a ricek?
mm’s mig hr pt rat. i’s a a dy lv ai.
ie. le bek te nw t se.
y sey! ga bl. ’ d te cuig mnÑa.
i’s mra rpi, bt ya, ’ mng.
tty laig i hnig. s lt m iih u ti oe ls tig...
lt m ge... oe ls iaee?
two hours later
s... fly.
{PT} fly.
ys, te pt rat ws get, ms. hm.
Mad ts m yu clsd o sm ra ett.
ys m’a, te od itl fcoy.
wa a pinn ridr o or iy’s plc i te ii wr.
fly, d yu ko te tr “wie eehn?”
lwy! nt nw.
i’s a ie-ue, m. h, bt hv tp mn wrig o i nw.
i’s a epnie pein s bresm ta--
Wh?
“TP MN.”
cn w a lat bi o det?
Zi i! dd, sae ih.
baiu ih, hH?
ray fr sm hmmd ce i?
c’mn fly, ik u te poe!
mny, da... ie u a iue? fr sr. s y’a iie.
cn’t wi.
le gt ta.
o ca.
ti la yu gt fo te bn.
At te bn, bt ya.
te tl m yu wr {p} did a la.
gt a la a te bn, nt fo te bn.
Mad kos ti?
se in’t ak. {p} io dtis.
s a det, w cn t Mad ta i ws’t atay a la...
bt i fc a cs it fo a hml vtrn?
rfsd i, bt h iitd ta--
te yu sn ta cs it A cubig biig...
...ta is o fy srt, te wrt pr o tw.
ih, bt--
hw i ta iaiae wek b o srie t ayn?
So o te ln w, Mad's ga pit a hg mrl...
{Sih} mrl dn’t gnrt mny, fly.
{ h}
yu’ b al t s i fo--
yu’r sig mny arcs ta id o aein?
fly, ’v ie gy ih zr bckgon o ceeil...
te’r nw ieig eie dprmns a hmc.
nmbr oe isiain. big i tr iin pol a ya.
i yu dn’t tk yuslf siul, n oe es i. aiue i eeyig!
yu js bidy by oe-wy ikt ihu ceig te dsiain.
bt te a hd die ad a iin. yu tog...? yu cn’t iuie ie iue it te ftr.
sud eiig, atay.
Guria!
Floyd
w... mny’s
eieet den’t py te is, fly.
a a onr, yu hv ukp, wgs, txs...
i ko ta.
“te juny o a tosn ie bis ih a igl se...”
...lo Tz.
Wh?
a... h ray lvs m.
bt yu lck ay ad a bie fnaetl.
ad m ol duhe i b id t yu ie...
cre fr niey ltig ot yu dsucinl ie piooh.
i’s a ie fo te to t cig. mny’s fvie bk.
ieial
fly, yu i by a oe-wy ikt...
o a dmd kiae fih.
s yu’r sig hv a piooh?
tk m cr. hs m mie nmbr.
c m o te dy yu cah ad br.
gt yu ot o tw...
...n qein akd.
te lk m u ltr. taig m fr taig te a iprat ie lo.
tak fr te vt o cniec.
a lt o mn sy te ht m gt, ih ws da--
wud nvr sy ta i.
yu ha?
nw... hw ‘bu a sie o i?
1-4 gd by.
wrt dy o m ie.
bs dy o m ie.
gld i ws s dihfl fr yu.
had yu ot tee ih dd.
wp! ray? I cn epli te la tig...
{ih} fly, n.
“se kp iiig, ad I ws ie n. bt h si--”
su u! rmmbr? “f yu id yuslf i a hl, so iig.”
lt m iih...
n mn hs ee sd u fr m.
“bt tee yu wr, dfnig m at, m proe... tak yu.”
“No ii.”
“n ii.”
s yu atay ra te to t cig?
eey ie tk a dmp, suz i ie catr.
ta’s ie a hl bk yu’r daig it te coe.
“i’s a sce sae fr m. i fc, hd a eihn o te tie te dy w mt.”
“oa yck. js so.”
te btrm i ie m cuc.
sh.
Go i eeyhr I “g.”
{UH} “Wh d I lv smoe wo’s pret go ad ol oe pret edaig?”
ta’s wa te sy aot yd. ad lk hw pplr ta dd i.
I’d rte ha aot yu B.M. ta sa wr.
ic w’r ams hm, I’ si t te mrl o te soy.
“Shp cly it a ve, bt i’s te sae ii ta mks i ueu.
“I hd a lt o m id te dy w mt.”
hd nt epid mslf--i eey rset...
we yu epy yu bwl, yu “lt g” o waee’s nt ueu.
a te to tahs...
wud hv bn t f o ca t b m.
ad tee’s ta edaig oe pret.
tik.
ON SOLD! BEEP BEEP BEEP hm st hm. tak fr diig. FLY! SE. SN A YU ha ti, gt t te fcoy. ’m hr! ln dy mÑaa mig sr se den’t fr aon. ga i te hy. “Hod u. ie mae?” “Smd
“ls qatr. nt gig ayhr.”
ai. si wiig fr y.”
BWAHH! gig. yu sae te blp ot o m. si n ihs? nh, tee itrs ae so t h. wp, wog tr. mn ti plc i gal. “ams tee fly,
te siw.”
hr i i.”
ps
“Ah,
“Lie zik, sb.”
GET in!
ta’s te eegny? yu caee a bik w? cn i wi o a qik iy bek? ’m ga bek o truh t te ohr ie. bek o truh t te--
gt iie te w, nmbk.
“--ohr ie.
“ya, ’m ga nd ta iy nw.”
ch.
l.ead.me/cult3 make a promise
3 is for me (& U)
contents:
Introducing the Kesslers, a pair of German bakers living in Texas Hill Country during the Civil War. When Confederate Army desperados disrupt their peaceful existence, their fate becomes intertwined with Floyd's a century later as he discovers and unravels a mysterious thread that will forever link their destinies.
But first, Floyd and Mandy must survive an evening dinner at the home of her parents. Their no-nonsense stance on finances and lifestyle clash with the young couple’s relaxed and rebellious approach to living it up in the grungy, neon-soaked 90s.
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fr ot. s ie wo i i?
fud i cae i te cre. aa fo or jck seigo.
“ti ih b a cle.”
wa a aot t s hr?
“do. I ws wiig fr yu.”
“sy... g bck cck bth, fiy Kelr.”
hnwie sit. lk ie Gemn ieih.
“Lee s.”
Wha! a poo.
cek i ot.
ad ta bw, ie se’s itre fr hr hy.
wne hw od ti poo i.
te poo tciu ad wrrb sye t m... ...lt 15s, n dut.
n wy yu ko ta.
te dt’s o te bck.
mks sne. fcoy ws bit dig te ii wr.
bt wy Gemn...?
yu ko wa. m pl Hoi's bck i tw. ga suet i Enih i.
bt i mm’s Gemn ad soe i goig u.
aih, lt’s i i u tmo.
{f} “toe jt blck bis...”
...Hoi kos te rucis ieik.
...ys fly, ta ws ie jir ih.
hw’s ta oe g ai? “to lsin nrh o tw...”
u, nt hr fly.
o I rmmbr, “...md uhl lv o te gon...”
Due, su u! i cn gt epe.
WA OE SM JKS? {PT}
I’m ti’ y se...
sxa hrmn... hsie wr eiomn. te dn’t ply aon!
yu’d ko ti i yu ee hd a jb.
seig o... yu ee ga iih cee o-- sn eog fly, ’m ad.
dn’t nd a jb t ko ta’s sm b.s. i bohr su mn.
bt gt i hi, i’s nt yu, i’s te shl.
a bt ietin.
A Wht?
{Sih} fr m dcoae.
bt nt a ra dco.
i mas ’ b a per poeo yu inrn f--
?
gy, te ntbk. s ya, cek ot ti od junl.
“hv a pk, Hoi. We’r tiig ii wr ea, bt i’s i Gemn.”
“We tee wr a bla o Gemn iirns i Tea bck te.”
“Th Kelr fiy psr ckbk.”
ti oe’s a pezl rie.
cek ot te poo.
Tht wmn, ym. lv m a sot-li’ kat.
Oh, i gt oe!
“tee oc ws a fali nmd gece...
“woe rvn lck wr qie fti...”
Grw u, fly. i’s ie yu’r suk i--
{ahem}
ya, ya. hr’s a scin o srdl...
...ad wa te?
i ti? n wy, i cn’t--
i dv. txs itr, ih? ti i hi oe i egih i...
sa pt, yu’r ga hv t s ti.
Denton Chronicles
LOCAL MAN DISCOVERS CIVIL WAR ARTIFACTS
History books will be rewri en as key evidence has been found during the renovation of what was once a former munitions factory in Denton. Local businessman, Floyd Simmons,discovered the skeletal remains of a male, estimated to have died in the 1860s, which was found with a satchel in the same room where the man presumably died.
DIARY, SKELETAL REMAINS FOUND AT THE FORMER MUNITIONS FACTORY.
Historians, archaeologists and Civil War preservation societies are now se ing up shop in Denton for the foreseeable future. The key finding: a diary containing first hand accounts of what has been dubbed either the Ba le of Nueces or the Nueces Massacre, depending on how one looks at the evidence This diary, historians say, will shed new light on the subject.
Big Time Jazz Event is Coming Live to North Texas Soon For fall, expect cool weather perfect for bears to be scoping out the scene for fresh honey, berries and other foods that bears love Do not feed the bears!
ST! ’ B TEE WT BS O. S Y. TA WS CAE 5. TE WN T NEVE M AD TU TE FCOY. AEOE! T’S YU 15 MNTS O FM.
igr coe!
“I’m js gig b m tak rcr, mny.”
cig t yu ie fo wa’s bcm dno’s ms clbae itia
a satig aiat fo te ii wr ses ih o wa ws a ftoe, msl ukon eet...
ui nw.
bt ti i gd pbiiy.
SOLD! bl yu ad wro! {mwh} bt ’m sig
ad yu ko wa te sy, tee’s n sc
fr mr ta 15 iue.
tig a bd pbiiy.
ie...
s fly, te junl set wa--ad wo--cue ta fmu fcoy ifro.
aaig. lcl itin togt a bl o ihig i a gnodr cce.
fsiaig!
cn yu wlk u truh ta eplie atrn?
ys ys, bt wa d yu tik cud hv hee?
ta’s ih brie. Tun ot i ws srih u sbtg. {kpw}
ihig... {pt} srck b 1.2 iias o fml-iie aiiain.
junl ed te ih bfr. m itrrtin wud b pr seuain.
w, ic yu akd...
“Pitr i, dno, 16...”
A-yo!
y’all need to open this door before i huff and puff.
don’t keep the best foreman south of the mason-dixon a-waitin’.
“Thr se sd, ea klr, aa oo ldi, dee... t i.”
A-yo!
rogers, do you consider yourself a loyal dixie?
w’v bn cnrce b te txs nv t poue 3, rvlvr. gd t iay mt yu, itr ldi. ta ma w cn cut o yu? t m dig bet! ee tiig w’r eul ih toe i--
te
nd diey
dcmbr. ain’t
ad
cooe
b
a thing.
That’s all i needed to hear.
oh i’m sorry! did i break your concentration?
we were talking about... deliveries.
“this order is canceled”
“check out the quick draw on brett!”
u, u. mye w cn ps te odr t ery jnay?
“Bu bfr ea md hr dig ecp, se’s soe...”
We i i i’t ta trca ota.
“Di, yu n-gd to-ii’ hrsoi’ flpde!”
mi g, h ie!
O Lui, wa hv I bcm? m sthl! bt... tee’s n ie.
ww, js ww! s yu tik ea srie?
te seeo fud ih te junl ws a dd’s...
ad te iis a te ie wr aone fr. w my nvr ko fr sr.
ta junl... is yu togt i ws js a ckbk?
yp. pg , br cs fnu ivne ic 16.
ba te fec b a gd 5 yas.
ta hs t b a mjr blw t fec pie. fr sr. id i sy smtig t yu aine, brie?
{AE} a o dno’s iie t te gad oeig o fly’s fcoy.
i wk fo nx fia.
w’ b srig u pezl ad br cs, kg ad bas...
w’ pry ie i’s 16... i mih!
Mad, ’m hm!
fly, ta ws a-mig. yu ie i.
ad te soy i mig haie aon te wrd!
ie fo nw yr. a Tea mn id a junl ta dtis cneeae wr cie.
ho fo alna. a daba
icvr te rig
o a co-deig frin toit.
gd mrig fo lno. nw eiec set fnu in’t fec, bt a gra-txn cnoin.
te blw t fec pie pope tr srih ihs o iig i pi.
SOLD!
’m pod o yu fly, bt oc ti is dw, te wa?
yu’r nt ct ot fr siig
br ad bas a dy eey dy.
te ivs te pod i smtig hv a pin fr.
ea’s sthl? b islf, i’s nt wrh mc.
ad yu aray itd te junl t te uieiy. wih ws ie, bt wa yu sol hv dn ws--
{ae} a te to tahs, “teeoe te poi cms fo wa i ii.”
hp yu’r nt tiig o bcig a tit mn... ...te tk a vw o pvry.
“I cn s ti aiat...”
S TA WA I TN
T S?
I LV YU PMPKN.
I LV YU HNY BY.
T’S BATFL...
H.
“Jut LK ND TE STHL, MNY.”
“ww. i’s, i’s...”
south padre island, texas - a few weeks later
“fly, itn! ‘te acin o cpi is’ rvlvr fthd te ihs pie ee fr a ii wr aiat.’”
“A iinie rin mgl md itr b prhig te nw ifmu itl.”
“te byr, kon a vlkv, i A twig iue i ri’s nw eooy.”
“te i sy ‘te ca mgae as on te il o aoiiit jh bon ad hit tbmn’s swd-o sogn.’”
aih ‘io, i’s bucie fr m is.
es ad bcn fr te sño. soe
ad eta jm fr mi.
pr i ih hr, mto.
ad aio, gt a siu qein fr yu.
w gt ie fr oe sa srie, s seih mae o bd srb?
h...
tuh oe cmpde!
rqe i te bs mes i pde, bt atr i sa ta cl ‘i i sie ie pihd ba.
ww. mye d bt ad ic te dlpi wth? niy il ih aya.
{mp} wa d fh y’a tli’ aot?
grand opening first annual floyd fest bs wr ee. ma i eey ie. ti i yu geia. o dn’t ko. i’s ie wa ad sy... yu sy ta eey ie.
“at i smtig pol dn’t nd... “...bt te ait tik i’s a gd ie t mk aya.”
upplr oiin, bt ad wro in’t awy ih.
lt m epli. ea klr’s junl... ...js a sig o fcs, ard?
mr ta fcs, i ts a soy. a tai naie.
bt i’s a cmpig naie. a iea h si, se si.
sm itin si sy ta te Nucs mar ws a “afl i-u.”
ie mrhs o. fcs i a cl, lnl dah o te bkhlf, uoee.
bt yu cn’t cls te cvr o a mrl ad sev i.
we i hee, te bmig o geia md itrainl nw.
bt i iao nvr pt i o a cna...?
pol tdy wud b ie, “geia wa?”
yp. a ms i’d b a diy dul i te {p} “saih ii wr” ctgr.
bt te pbl ue i buh t tr geia it geia.
Rih? ad ee tog je blw cn’t id te iy o geia o a saih mp... geia hs tuh gnrin {p} o te ie te ni bmbd a iy it oiin.
o cus yu cn ol set s mc o a flt cna.
bt... gd ie at soln’t sre u te f maue, yu ko?
js eog t mk yu wa sk ot te soy rte ta ca i dw.
gd pit.
i te at lae yu pld, ta’s a faue, nt a bg.
eii a, ti mseic.
wa ae yu cig i?
ea’s rg.
ys! a rvne soy.
n, nt rvne. i ts te soy o a saee wmn. a wmn wo caee hr gif it a get cutruc.
a 19t cnuy it gl.
fr sr. ea dme hr fiiiy t ih a rge pwr.
m id o aacit. i ta ws {p} a tig bck te.
ta’s te pit. hp m mrl bodat ea’s proe.
ee i se ws nvr aae o i.
fr ot. i’s ie yu’r biig te da aie...
...b rvaig ti ie’s maig.
...maig
tik gt i.
itn u! ’m ga tr fly’s fcoy it te con jwl o dno.
yu mrl? i i b te cneic.
yu at i nvr b “smtig ta pol dn’t nd.”
YOUR ART IS REVOLUTION!
MY M, FLY.
I’M HP T TA.
meanwhile, back at the hamr residence
drty, bb! te’r iig t so mny’s mrl o t.
hnrd tre ot fr te gad oeig o fly’s fcoy o fy srt.
ad t mre a te rvlinr nw mrl, ce ea’s rg.
hnrd? {pt} fly... a fls i te pn. mny i iue i ot. ie’s gd.
pitd b lcl ait, mny hm, sn t b mny ios, a w js land.
d wa...?
BOY DO I EVER F L A SINKING SPE COMING {}
D-D- D... DORT H. DORTH .
riiiiing ring ring
YS! TA’S TE NW W’V BN WTN FR!
W’ NEVE TE TO LVBRS SN, BT LT’S TY SM O TEE COOAE-DE MRHAOS.
Y, YU CN TSE TE KRCWE. WA A KCK!
LW! TE’R EGGD!
LW?
D ORTH...{}
floyd! floyd! floyd! floyd! floyd! wn t tak m ftr fte-i-lw... ...h gv m sm get aie nt t ln ao. tl m t kp a ee o te ftr. mk ln tr pln. h cud’t hv bn mr ih! ti oe’s fr yu, lw.
We celebrated into the night and vivified by our engagement we soon made our way back to Padre Island for an undemanding nuptial
#1 a, toe wr te dy.
catr 3 i i te cn. bt wa’s nx? o wo’s nx, mye. lk a u te... bis. nw fr a il i-dw isiain.
bones Euea! eog aot m fr a sc. wi ui te gt a la o yu.
more & more in ch 4
l.ead.me/cult4 plenty of room
praisefloyd.com contents:
Floyd's fifteen minutes of fame come to fruition once his pioneering discovery is unearthed and presented to the world. His gift of gab impresses everyone but Mandy's father, who continues to view Floyd as both a class enemy and stealer of his beloved, wide-eyed daughter.
Floyd maneuvers the media’s gaze to promote an event to launch both Mandy's career and his own, as well as make the proposal of a lifetime. Once the dust settles, will Mandy and Floyd's offbeat relationship finally be accepted by her unyielding family, or will things take a turn for the worse?
Chapter 4 Chapter 4
#4 V AS Adult Situations Violence A G E S 15+
STEINBERG & DIAZ STEINBERG & DIAZ
CHAPTER 4
by Jocelyn Diaz
Wri
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Pencils, Ink & Colors
Published by Kings & Cults
To Steinberg c
Created &
en by To Steinberg Le
by To Steinberg
2023
TO RANCH DAHVEED, U.S.A. Work... Pray... Stay! o te ho! tr hnrd cide? te hd n cie. s i ws a m mre. 1984 - West of nowhere
ASURVIVORSPEAKS JONESTOWN,SIXYEARSLATER
nray ’d sy ‘my ti mmis b a blig...’ bt n oe ws ee lf aie t rmmbr toe st bis. MAMA? Mama!
wa i i, da ii?
Y COME!
Mama!
DA
MAMA?
wa i blzs ae yu dig? ntig... “js wiig fr te caa t cl.” RIVKA!
ir, yu ae raig uarvd ieaue.
a wmn’s su co ba wa toe ie gi se tdy.
yu soln’t hv lf i hr te. yu id i ihr, b gy.
a-yy-yy. I ra i a ad ’m ie. g wi!
n?* yu csa ioeine o or lw i a gtwy t frhr cuin, dgai!
epein maig “s wa?” i ti cnet.
{ih} ys bohr mnc.
Mama!
*iih
a yu hsad ad mih, I cad yu t b a be eapl fr te yugr wmn o or cnrgin.
nw aot wy cm.
yu ae t peae te mie aia fr hr b izvh.
aia?
hr mte i i te il o a ln-oede catig. n cnat i aoe.
bt bohr mnc. aia i... nt ray fr a b izvh.
ad yu i gt a catig t i yu cniu t tlk bck.
gt hr peae. to wk fo saa.
101 102 103 102 103 hw aot... pras w cn-WHY DA Y YE ? holy scrud! go already!
KEEP KOSHER
MARRY OFTEN
NO TRESPASSING
edn jw, de i ble, wn t bd t i i b! itr ik!
md a blne, srck b tudr. hw mn ri i i tk?
wa ply jmp rp ih m?
one!... two!...
three!... four!... five!...
cn w hv gn jo a te rcpin?
ko i’s wid, bt i’s m aslt fv.
n aia. nt nw. ’m hr t peae yu fr yu b izvh.
wa--? Sht te fot dr! m? a b izvh. already?
ad sz’s ga plt we se id ot ’ a b izvh bfr hr.
gd tig se hs t cm.
cn’t wi t wa m de.
hw mn dee hv yu hlpd mk, itr ik?
itr ik?
{} sy, wa?
u, lt’s fcs o yu maueet, aia.
two weeks later...
i dn’t wn t hv a b izvh.
js wn t ply ih m fins.
{S} “itr ik, cagd m id...”
aia, ti i a wnefl mmn. lt’s nt si i. i js wn t b ih m mm... ad se’s nt ee aoe t b hr. n oe’s ee tl m wy! i cn’t d ti. hv t d ti.
r-r-ray? o o cus! aia, i yu dn’t wn t b a b izvh, ta’s yu cie. go out there and tell everyone what a terrible disappointment you are! js hv t d oe il tig is...
A
GD A M WTE, DA LB...
AVIVA... B ... BU BU BU .
YU W NVR, EE, BCM A B MTVH.
1990, FIVE YEARS LATER
SECRET! ray t mk a bth o get gad-be’s guah, ii? wa’s is? o yu bth! pp. r-kH... “yo! h! ck. ga u ta i jr o ppia. “h... ta’s nt--”
TOP
ThePrince Bride Airplane! TheKarateKid SECRET!TOP n,* wa ae te? wa’s a mi? o, ii! yu wrn’t soe t oe ta! *Sae iih epein, bt mas “w te?” i ti cnet. “i’s ce... a mi.” “i te bdm. lt’s g. “m ihsad. ui te kos.”
su te fot dr! w hv a T?
“ys, i’s or il sce. “w’ wth a mi tih.”
hey mr. miyagi, mr. miyagi! we did it. alright. woo hoo!
mm...
cn yu tah m t b srn ad bae ie dil-sn?
be...
’ tah yu t b srn ad bae ie a wmn.
VHS PLAYER
otady, yu’r laig greig. iwrl yu’r cliaig pine.
s yu’r coig wd, n.* yu’r laig cnrl ad pritne.
mse te kie ad i i ol b dneos t ohr.
hr’s te i sce... i yu cn sw, pol i tik yu cn d ayig.
*i ti cs “N” i ue t pue ad sbl cag sbjcs.
Dai dfae a am ih a igl rck wie h ws brl a mn.
wa te il den’t sy i hw mn soe h sug t gt ta gd.
tee’s n sc tig a tln. ol hr wr ad cuzph.*
“i, te ie. cm bck atr yu epy ta bckt. tk.
101
* Yiih wr maig etee slf-cniec o bln. {we}
los... ie
il tet.
yu. ie.”
pa gd ta ii lan tee
fr a
iay!
three minutes later
dn! ad ee ie te bckt bck u ih rck.
i’s ntig. lt’s js gt o ih yu ce lo te.
ma?
Wa te? i ta? Ar yu--
u... cek!
wi.
n. ys?
bt i’s te bs ic!
i’s rckl. yu hv t wi t mk a bl mv ie ta.
bln dmns pine.
{pt} pine smine.
mig yu qn t ery, ii.
yu’r
tee ae n sotus i ce... ...n sotus i ie.
“f yu i a w, cib oe i, cal udr i, o dne o tp o i.”
“Th hn i te tl o tl.” “wie a
“Wihu hr wr, ntig gos bt wd.”
“Ths Wh Dac Ar Coiee nae b Ths Wh Ca’t Her te Mui.”
1990 1991 1992 1993 1994 “a rm ihu
i ie
bk
a bd ihu a su.”
a ce
ae ait.”
ait ae nt ce plyr,
plyr
autumn 1994, still west of nowhere
mm! wth. ’m wtig ii. wth! ad... jmp. oe ft, te... ik! ad... tit...
baiu ii. Brv!
i c ta m idlwr dne.
smie iaie ’m a idlwr...
i’s bcue yu ae baiu ad cn fluih ayhr.
bt goig ie a wd, dgai. ad te ta yu mte aray!
checkmate! cekmt idd. mzl tV! lt’s clbae te i. ie ceM ba m mm. cekmt. y! i. mm... ’v bn wiig ie yas t sy ti... later that evening
te ie cem mn soe.
lt’s riw yu i is. wa’s te ms pwru ic?
ma hw d yu sek i i? w bt ko i’s nt kse.
ma, wo big yu te ie cem?
dh, te qn, o cus.
ih, bt wa’s te i bie’s itk?
mm. so. ko wa te d hr.
ie big a wmn hr... cmpltl pite.
{Sih} mig te qn t ery. i’s pite... siie.
hck, ii. ta’s nt tu. js bc--
“n me hw w wmn ply, te a ed u big sciie pws!”
te cuk ms by it te id...
ad my o te il t te go od mn.
i yu id, bohr mnc wud’t i yu. h’s gt dzn o ie...
ad te mk lt o bis... uie yu!
ii, so! gt yu’r ust, bt a si yu mte.
“ii, DD YU KO N ACET CE TE DD’T HV A QN PEE?”
“MM! EOG AOT FLN’ CE!”
“NTA, TE HD SMTN CE A AVSR, BT T WS WRHE.”
“Afe ce ws itoue t erp, te qn ic eegd.”
“hw?”
“As ra Woe bcm rlr truhu ciin erp, te ce wrd cetd te qn ic.”
“ie a qn cadd te t cag ce?”
“n, i ws a ogi rsos t te nw raiy. wee srn wmn tie, te wrd aat.”
“s hw ln hv w hd te qn ic?”
“e, gd nts ae sae, bt ery rniac.”
n wa ya i i nw?
we w is cm hr ad etbihd Rac Davd...
ad nw yu’r ray t ko... eeyig.
bivd I ws fliig m iie proe.
sol, te behe sie mtriy o i’s siiuiy ad iiy...
i ie w bcm mr big uis a bs ad plaue cnes a wrt.
i togt “No ti i te ra wrd.”
i togt “No ti i te ra wrd.”
e mm!
wa
ko
yu’r iplig...
“te t lt yu raie te ra wrd in’t a plc yu cn rtet t...
“Th ra wrd i a plc yu mrh twrs.”
“s wa’s te ra wrd ie?”
“i Th ra wrd, a wmn’s ipt i nt ol aoe, i’s ecuae...
“i Th ra wrd, mtehd i clbae a te ia, bt nt te ln rl fr wmn...
“i te ra wrd, mn ad wmn ae te ig ad qn o ti on ie ad prnr i te cuiis te sae.”
“mm...”
bt ge wa. te ra wrd den’t eit... yt.
lt’s d i! lt’s g t te ra wrd.
aa! te ra wrd in’t a plc. i’s a cniin...
...i’s a bn aog pol wo uhl te sm vle, gas...
i’s nt a oeih tig. i’s diy hr wr!
“ad sn eog ii, w’r ga gt ot o hr ad d or pr.”
wa i blzs ae yu tlig aot, dn i?
is uo is! had te grae yu see.
ad o vy d se soe!
m blvd, ws js taig or st ii sm hueig is.
yu’ cut TE GR ad se wn’t b FT A A WF. se’ ed u a js aohr su.
dn’t ee sy ta wr ai! dn’t ee tlk bck ai!
back at the undisclosed location
Chapter On the Road to Find Out
“a lat w tid.” my yu mmr b a blig... gt m eey ie.
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contents:
In a remote wilderness, Rivka and her daughter Libi form part of a tight-knit community that's shielded from the gaze of outsiders. But within those walls, every move Rivka and Libi make is probed and questioned, and as the years pass, the pressure becomes absolutely unbearable. As Libi comes of age, the leadership will soon force Rivka to participate in yet another unforgivable ritual where her daughter would make the ultimate sacrifice. In a world where dissent is forbidden, can Rivka and Libi escape the ruthless brotherhood before they're torn apart forever?
Chapter 5 Chapter 5
STEINBERG & DIAZ STEINBERG & DIAZ
#5 V AS Adult Situations Violence A G E S 15+
CHAPTER 5
by Jocelyn Diaz
Wri en
ers
Pencils, Ink & Colors
Published by Kings & Cults
To Steinberg c
Created &
by To Steinberg Le
by To Steinberg
2023
“Stp mig fr oe iue ad cm clbae yu itdy.”
{sG} cn’t cag wa hee.
n tak yu. bt... i rue m ie ntig es.
“ta’s i, ’m cig i tee.”
w’r gig te fii fth ot o hr, fr gd.
ma i ti ie?
s lt m wipr i...
“LB!
ie, i’s suld i... te diey die.
nw yu ko. wa aot tee? ii! wee i yu id toe? oe gy suls i eeyig? ti ie cem? yu bth. or mis? a o te. ee or bcn? ee ta. eeyig. mm,
tl
gt
yu nvr
m hw w
or su.
i te mto bx, udr yu iaee.
n,* wa ae te?
o ih yu raig.
’m titn nw. i yu ray wn t ko...
’ t yu we yu’r odr.
epein maig “w te?” i ti cnet.
*iih
ay,
mm,
s i yu tk oe i eey dy, bohr mnc cn’t gt yu penn?
o wovr tis? wa d yu ma?
ys, o wovr tis.
o jpr, i be nt b aohr d...
b gy, wa i i?
Whp! oe ls it. i ma, i’s nt a it... i’s a rwr.
“i’s a toh, ii. fr big te nw ce cain.”
5755 CHESS CHAMP
ad i’s te blck qn t. lv i. te bad i st... ad te ics ae i piin. o lr, yu ray ma i, dn’t y? w’r ga ecp ti ie fr ra? Ar yu msua?* i toe is yug ld, g wi.
nw. Pak i, hh? ik ik, nd nd.
fre t t pck i. *iih wr maig cay ad fih.
otie...
dn’t
o te dy o yu b izvh... te mn i b bs peig yu gm.
yu ma my glao?
e.
m cniat i cvr fr u wie w mk or gtwy.
ra wrd... gt ray fr u!
CAMERA 4
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si s mc t tah yu, ii.
cn’t wi t lan
CAMERA 2
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bt i’s te ed gm nw. lt’s fcs o te bad.
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ie yu awy sy, “bln rqie pine.”
’m ray t s wa’s ot tee, ma.
idd. ad fr oc, i’s or mv.
08:12:33 08:14:16
03:17:03
03:16:50
two weeks later, 20 hours until the bee mitzvah
101 fl ie a il il te ih bfr cima. mm, tl yu ’m t od fr ta! lt’s gt ih t sp. w’r ga nd i. {mwh} yu sr yu dn’t wn t sp ih yu ty ba? “bt ’m nt t od fr my ie.” “yu’ nvr b t od fr ta.”
Steinsky
dd, ’m-- ’m tig t sp. m b-b-b-b-b m-m-izvh i tmo.
s yu’ hv to b izvh... lck
il.
ik... yu i i n mr!
“my ta b yu ls blckby shas!”
nw, wee wr w? wi, wi... dy? i’s m mv. yu mv?
’ i yu fr ta, yu il su.
“queen to e-5!”
cekmt...
“queen takes pawN!”
who’s the slut?
you’re the slut, you slut!
you snotty scrud, you’re not a father, you’re a slut!
die you freckin’ piece of crud! {}
“who’s the slut now? HUH? Speak, slut, speak!”
{} wa te... O rmp h
“ii, so!”
OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK OY MY HECK MY HECK bt ws js... lk! wa hv yu dn? oy my heck! wa i d? yu ie i... ...ad te sm. n? wa wud yu hv dn? wud hv ie te sn o a b.
w gt a wa w nd, ii...
or bg ot bg, or wlig sos, ad... ec ohr. ta ad yu re ot or mih, n i wp...
thirty minutes later, still in the middle of nowhere
pln’s te sm, js a il l la ie...
w sol hv lf yas ao, bt... ...w, hae frie m.
“’m s sy i hee ti wy, ii.”
meanwhile, back at the ranch
ae yu sr nbd’s foig u?
a tl yu, i wud b tty cnial. b nw eeyn a rnh dhd kos wa w i... ad ayn o a itie cud hv cuh u b nw.
ot o ciiy, wy d yu ak?
bcue itie, i o’clck. ha wa?
hl o t yu kitr, tik ha i.
“te iih seil.”
nw?
mm! nw? GO! UNGh!
YU JMP, I FO, OA LB?
c’mn
over my dead body!
mom!
fifteen minutes later
ti i a m fut. I sol hv js LT DD--
su u, ii. h’s te bd gy. h i ti.
mm wud t m t kp mig...
frad o bckwr, bt nvr sad si.
2020 20 20 20 BUG OUT BAG CHECKLIST (Libi) Week’s worth of food Water canteen New wardrobe Makeup kit
folding money Good pocket knife
smile
$300
Your
Your mother’s love
nvr ai.
I bih yu t te tak! yu ray ii? lt’s d ti.
The Friendship State
No Safe Access
DANGER LIVE WIRE
sr cud ue a fin tog.
oui, si’l vous L.EAD.me/cult6plait chapter six?
inside back cover
contents:
As hope dwindles on their dignity and freedom, Rivka and Libi risk everything to break free from their cloistered community. But on the eve of their big escape, the ploy goes up in smoke and the duo is forced into a harrowing Plan B.
The ill-provisioned mother and daughter must now wing their way through the unforgiving desert wasteland even as they are followed by pursuers who will stop at nothing to win them back.
Chapter 6 Chapter 6
STEINBERG & DIAZ STEINBERG & DIAZ #6 V PN AS Adult Situations Violence Partial Nudity A G E S 15+
CHAPTER 6
by Jocelyn Diaz
Wri en
ers
Pencils, Ink & Colors
Published by Kings & Cults 2023 To Steinberg c
Created &
by To Steinberg Le
by To Steinberg
qie dn ih ii’s soy, bt i ms itoue te ohr t. So wo’s nx?
Wht-i-nt o te ohr gy?
le tk a gne a tee ohr od poo...
Wo, tee tk m ih bck t te
ieis... Fo be o wre.
MY STORY MUST Include Chapter 1 It Begins Chapter 2 Civil War Chapter 3 Matrimony Chapter 4 Libi Pt 1 Truth Love “The B k” Other Things Chapter 5 Libi Pt 2 Chapter 6 ????? Chapter 7????? Ti i b te soy o m ie. Nie ad ipl. One te wrd ss te srihfrad tuh o wo I a, te i i b iiae. No
Watch Podcast FIRST!!!
ys. Tht’s wa ti soy nd ih nw... Tht cid-ie ciiy. Tht gle hat. bt bfr I pt pn t ppr...
ga mk sr h in’t trw m udr te bs ih ta itriw.
a iudrtd gis. Mei’s rlnll wog aot ti dd.
te paiay sy h’s fo “prs ukon,” ie h’s a Meia wete.
Bu or mn’s fo faki, Loiin, wih eplis i sih, yt sx Cau aet yu’r aot t ha...
o Mec, hh hh.
tdy’s get o te cre fco i oe o te ms giig dds w’v hd o or so...
s lt’s ha Mr. LeRo Fotie* t u aot islf i i on wrs.
Thn yu Catr, sc a hnr! si nd t gt ue t tee hg hapoe tog. hh hh.
a te ie yu nd hmy.
An Lod, wee t bi, ih? My it, My Mohr, m is--
Brte, a lgn ie yu cud tlk aot hw yu tk yu mrig c ad w’d b a er.
Ha! c. Te yu wa tog. I’m 0% Cau, bt...
I dn’t ee dik cioy c. Nat nsy su.
*poone lh-rn fh-tn
Tae
fr ot. nvr togt I'd ie t ha a bn ie Cau i o cioy.
I ma te tk prety ie c, te plmb ri i ih ta blse rt.
rao cioy Go pplr ws o aon o te ii wr blckds.
s ta ih?
Cioy c ws a riig tig?
Lie hw Nuea gt i atr a cca sotg?
bt wo a t tlk aot tse?
m mrig je’s bn ih cem flvrd isat c fr yas nw.
ko i’s a wid cie, bt...
f I wk u ih a ca ta, te I ko I’m ga hv a gd dy.
Brtemn, TA’S wee w cn sat...
I wn t ko hw isat ih cem c bcm LeRo Fotie’s bvrg o cie.
And your refusal to leave will cost you. So, please... do the right thing.
Floyd, We’ve been patient, but our patience is wearing thin.
POLICE
SWAT POLICE
m t bohra, m t. ta’s i. eog ituin. seig o c... ie fr a feh--
te wn tuh? I’ ie te tuh.
He ces!
I’d tik tie bfr blig m ha o.
i m igr ee utuh ti die...
eog TT i epld ad blw ti eie i cd it nx Chita.
I'll
but
sa fot, gnlmn. w hv a wca-ie mda o or hns.
amd a damn’s sic. sies dw, rpa, sies dw. cp ta, cadr. Tht’s be. ad n mr lu ituin ihr! mks m a iey.
SWAT POLICE POLICE POLICE h’s
to
from
try
refrain
squawking the megaphone.
you
us
if
text
your new number, we could--
So lt m tk yu bck a fw. Pitr i... Me, a yug mn, i ta, hae oa liin fr te is ie.
wi a iue nw, Ti-Beu, yu si w wr aray i Tea.
“bt in sy w’r js cig it ncgohs.”
“i de...”
Nacogdoches
H BY, I’ nvr fre ta ya, 19.
den’t ta ma w’r si i Loiin?
I DD.
No cuo,* yu’r maig Naciohs. Naodce i i Tea. Whr w’r a.
Oh s. nms lk te sm.
Tak aot d’sm...?
i’t n “D” i Naciohs. dt’s a Ded da ie aa.
“Of cus ee a te ie, I ke ta... Bu yu ga ko hw nros I ws.
“bcue w wr eggd i a ihy ihy dneos ad {glp} usml ie o wr.”
NEXT 5 MILES
*Coyn i a Cau isl maig “fl.”
DIRT ROAD AHEAD
LeRo, yu ha rud bck ih d’il. I’m g’wn tk o u d’fot dr.
lr, poet m ad Ti-Beu o ti dy. lt n hr bf OR cpie ihr.
“Evr ie I oee te dr t te vn sw toe sae li’ ee cig ih it m.”
Ala! No fig. ad lk a m we tlk.
“An js t st te rcr, Catr. m cui Ti-Beu ws te pece mn, ad I ws or iity’s saepr.”
eog
wiig o es yu’ gt te tns ai.
s ta ws m tia Sudy mrig pewr fr a se. gt qein s fr?
Fis o a--ad I'm nt eaty riiu--bt tak Go yu wr tlig aot sae.
“Seody, yu wr tig vnmu sae NO a cuc?
Coneitiie, bt I'm iig i.”
“nd. As i sy i te Bil, ‘te sa tk u sret...
“‘...ad i te dik pio, te sa nt i fo i.’
RAT-B-GON
“We rue te cuc it a fro o fih...
“ad w rcie blig i eul maue.”
fr dcds, ‘in foig cuce,’ a te wr ce, wr msl cnie t Aaai...
Bu bck i te ihis, te idie cae wwd Amia ih a cth mreig i ta--
yu dn’t ma sae wk, d yu?
“s yu ko! tk o ie idie. Mois, crn, ty... Reebr?
“ee te CC gt i o i bcue o sae’ aee cein t HV peein.”
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Will Venom Kill HIV? Experts say, “why not?”
TIME
“Ou bie mdl tie i Eat Tea, wee te flk ae a lt ie Ketcin, bt te ln i mc fle.”
TEXAS
Mi* i to yas ie, w’ b rig a bn ie iity. Tak aot srig d’lr.
“Wod? txbk eapl o itouig a etbihd srie t a nw mre.”
Includes historic cattle trails, Texas Revolution & Civil War battle sites, plus NEW alternate JFK motorcade routes. a sae i eey sntay.
“We ndd mn mn sae t tk i t te i laus...
“So w tk o u t Catn, hm o te lret fla mre, sa mt ad acin hue i te nin.”
*Cau tr otn ue a a a-proe ie wr.
road map 1986 Edition
“a acin, w wn te cnet
An SL! To te to nw pod onr o a hg bv o... I dn’t ee ko wa.
“aog te toe ws a bx o vtiay bk, ad oe upbihd mnsit sd ot.”
nāg i te Sasi wr fr sret? Ah bn!*
Daoud Ramasamy
“I dvue te cnet ad cnicd i-ba i wud b te sce t or se.
“i-ba, nt mc o a rae, lt m t i te gd prs aod oe a br o to.”
yu ray t ha ti cui?
fr “s ta s?”
Man, Economy, and Snake
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by
o a eoi
cii ta wn by u.
aia ad pt
*Frnh
In 1972, I was but a poor subsistence farmer in Uttar Pradesh, India. Then fate delivered me a kingly gift.
After the Indo-Pakistani War ended, the countryside’s number one killer became the dreaded COBRA, once again.
So great the plight, the state paid a bounty on each cobra head delivered to its office.
But snake hunting is as time consuming as it is dangerous.
One day, by happenstance, I killed a female snake protecting its clutch.
Posing as a master hunter, I increased my measly farmer’s income by a hundred fold.
And like that, I became a breeder, harvesting heads from my hatchery.
To belie my fraud, I counseled aspirants with meaningless platitudes.
<rmmbr, te cba i a sae o yu a yu ae o i.> *Brckt iiae Hii lnug.
Months pass and I invested a substantial part of my revenue into English lessons.
And after becoming fluent, I hired a top-tier immigration lawyer and moved to the United States.
With the last of my cobra bounty earnings, I opened up a donut shop in midtown Manhattan.
Within three years, I franchised my concept nationwide.
And in the meantime, I was able to marry a wife of MY OWN choosing. God bless America!
nw dt’s d’aeia dem.
rid m hw idsiu or frftes wr we dy is cm t Acin.
bt hw dt bk ga hlp u? n oe u i hr’s oeig Bony o sae has!
s? Ha eeyig w nd t ik u or iity a nth.
i’s a i te aei, i-ba!
ato sy h pt i i t so h ray ws a sae bdr.
Cau fr “da.”
i mnh w sol hv eog sae t gt te aein o sit Paik islf.
h cn’t wi t s dm ce* iy iy sae, lrn.
Optimal Snake Breeding April through June DIY Snake Shelter Optimal Feeding 2x Week $$$$$$$ *Frnh
wn yu t ko smtig
cre, we st ot t d smtig...
I ed u dig i be, fse, mr eiin ta ayn.
fr ra, fr ra, yu ie sek t ta.
“i sot odr, w hd eog sae t i u ta w o sus i nin Joe.
“te smd die t! big hn-rie b hmn ad a.”
I'm iig ot hr. te ie o a sae-hnig cuc facie fluiig--
Au cnrie mn fèr. Th woe shm--tog w hd te bs o itnin... edd u iig u i te yu-ko-wa.
nt ieay, ‘cus.
“tog w hd eog sae t eply a am o peces...
“No oe wne t wr!
“w gv u o or Amia dem.” “‘CUS W WRN’T EATY MDSN AEU CPWTR.
& SCALE YOUR INCOME GIVE FANGS TO GOD
An wie w wr ot rciig, w lt or gad dw.
ad a bnh o ieas suk truh te bre ad tk or jb!
Go i. So ces o udcmne MGAT UDRU YU GG.
mGAT? N, I dn’t ma ta Th pol wr iea...
“I ma te sae wr iea.”
We’r tlig bsmses, i ies, bmlns, ee blck mmbs...
Pupl ad rd ad yo ad o ie. te sae wud cth te clr eeyhr.
“mre sitd ad piinr dmne fny eois ised o tid ad tu hmgon.
“or iea gv i-ba a f blw eitnil cii.
“Bu Afe sm pae, h coe t ih ie ih ie. “w buh orevs a iey crl sae t sre a or clsr.”
Di i gig t b ie od ie, aos!*
“An I’m tig yu cre, cui Ti-ba nvr hd a ie dy...
“te ci, te bn, od ad yug aie... eeyn cuh u b te sii.” *Frnh fr “Le’s g.”
“ad ta’s wa hee. i-ba gt s asre...” “h fro t kp a ee o te peain o or mtirh, iy.” Glr t gd! Haeua.
“Eihr wy tog...”
hl shie. wa cue Lii t tr o i-ba ie ta?
Gra qein cre, cuc ws ht ad hi ta dy, mi tre u t eee...
o cud’v bn gd’s rtiuin fr siig or ctoi ubiig.
“bt b te gae o gd, te vnm i nt i i.”
cn hck i. gd i a hae.
js a te il pohid i te bk o mr.
dn’t tk m t D’hsia, y ha m lrn?
“fei’ ial, lrn. yu’r mig a bivr ot o m.”
CORONER
Nacogdoches County
“idd! crnr si h bld ot w bfr te tis cud rn ti cus.”
“hl ta togt.”
“bt bfr I cud ee iih a pae lt aoe pln a fnrl...”
m. Fotie, Shi wud ie t hv a wr ih yu.
“I ws udr aet fr a se o fln cags.
“ad I ws sokd a mc a I ws sae.”
“Th id sei sn oe a pbi dfne t te jihue.”
Le’s gt dw t ba tck, LY-RH.
nt ga i, m mn. ti i a siu cs fr a wie by.
iiig a uatoie it, edneig cide ihu a ies... lt’s riw te cags.
te ti dz... tasoig rpie hthig ihu poe rsrit.
Wht te hy?
w wrn’t ee diig a te ie!
Bu I gt Gra nw. sae’s ard t do a toe cags.
tak te lr.
a yu hv t d i pla git t mnluhe ad yu’ b a f mn i svn yas... tn tp.
tn yas? Bu, , tee’s, , bt...
Yo’r a lck dck, lA-RH. rmr hs i te wr gig fr scn dg mre.
bt cn’t g t pio. I’m ol svnn!
ta mks yu a aut i Tea. tk te pla da. bs cac yu gt. N WY! Tht jr fre yu t pla. ta snec sol b vctd!
i ma, ih?
We...
Leo, a tn-ya snec i a hua ie lo.
...waee den’t i yu mks yu srne I soe.
soe yu hv t tk te gd ih te bd, cre... pio i wee I land t arit te ipl plaue o ie...
ie ta isat c dik wih satd ti i’ cnesin.
POKEE’s
Yeh, ya, lt’s gt t te gd pr aray.
“pls a ta ie lckd u oee m hat t te boe-igd id o te wrd, te ls sus ad sc.
“Bu I' frvr b itu fr ta pio sit bcue...
“ta’s hw mt Fly.”
chapter 7? yes
l.ead.me/cult7
floyd for life
contents:
As Floyd's confrontation with the authorities intensifies, he tunes into a podcast featuring LeRon Fontaine, a colorful Cajun who recounts a key moment of his youth when he was traveling the backwaters of East Texas, employed as an assistant to an itinerant preacher obsessed with fortune and salvation.
LeRon dives deep into a tale about an oddly slithery and spiritual saga that will no doubt intersect with Floyd's own enlightened path in the not-so-distant future past.
Chapter 7 Chapter 7
STEINBERG & DIAZ STEINBERG & DIAZ
#7 V L AS Adult Situations Violence Adult Language A G E S 15+
CHAPTER 7
by Jocelyn Diaz
& Wri en
ers
Pencils, Ink & Colors
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Created
by To Steinberg Le
by To Steinberg
ad w’r bck. mn yas ao, lrn Fotie ws sn t pio b a Tea cut fr a cie h in’t ci.
s aya, Jo Tri pio i wee lne, aot to hus es o Daa.
“te ptwy u t rcpin ws qie baiu i fc.”
Wo, ta prl sg i fy i blm. mreos!
“Dieet soy oc ta rifre dr clsd bid yu.”
FNAN. Leo. se u.
cek yu ih i fr a SA BR, tie ppr, ad {cop} a pck o tt pwe.
o ya, ad yu sok. dn’t ls i.
js g es o i.
{p} yu’ B WRN i te {SAK} mcie so. QETOS?
WE cn I sat o m G.E.D.?
Um, i ti sf t ue?
“Afe rciig, I MVD N AD mt m cy, Rio.”
Go rm fr oe mr? hh hh.
{TK} TS KD S GA GT CEMD.
NX!
Hi. I’m LeRo Fotie. is dy “o te jb.” yu ms b...?
“w hw togtu! WA A WY T sy--”
tk ta ic o tah. t i ot te c, rio.
is tig is, bio. S ta cny o yu BD?
Au rvi!
dn MN TN WA’S GN O? I’M NW HR, HH HH.
Tht “it” i a rcimn tl. b tig i, yu’r sig “n tak” t te hty-ihs. ‘sue m. Hae-ihs yu sy?
Th o’ lcl pckrd gn. s-ce wie speait. ad yu js gv te te igr!
gd! bck i liin, m hmtw ws itgae.
Core I’d soe ih yu bxr o fo nw o. Ths ik dn’t tk idy t rjcin.
Do wa?
Boes? Tht’s n slin!
Fis rl o pio, tee ae n slin, ol taes.
le so yu m t, yu’ ko wa I ma.
te oe o m bck wths oe u, vt.
cn’t. eclie mmbri.
Jeu? Exclie? ecs mi, bt... Chit or ig i oe t eeyn, tet-fu svn!
{pt} ta’s f Jeu.
eey lckd u Ciao, Chl, Meio o Boiu ie mslf wo’s ieie te u.
Evn i yu fud a wy t gt oe, w’d ko yu arpitd or hiae.
te w’d hv t ik yu a.
ikd a cs
He C.
tk a
bt
eblm
o
Pls I hv t
ot.
ti
i m h p. Yo si i mn. Nooy fck ih te Jeu. t. I'm i ih Jeu. pt m dw fr oe.
Jeu.
pckrd ae ga lv m u, ae’t te, Rio
I ws diiey diiey i a ikl, cre, Bu Rio ad I raoe truh m iea.
wr? tlk i ot ie ra mn.
rlx! Pio rp i ol i te mis.
te’r wy mr iey t sah yu fc u ih a dul eg rzr.
cn yu go a f bad yt?
“I pue m hat ot t Rio, ee gt t tlig aot wa te rlr i t cui i-ba i cuc.”
eog! i yu js su u, I' hlp yu.
ser ta’s a wa hee, bt te cp si--
yu sy yu me ih sae?
“Rio ws a epine soyee ad tl m eaty wa t sy ad d.”
gt ta? do te lm
a “I in’t d i” sb soy.
at ie yu wne t cm hr.
“lrn Fotie i da. yu hv a nw nm...”
“oa, saeie, rl nmbr oe o pio i nvr sy yu nm. nvr ee ai i’s yu nm.”
ae yu te te iy saeie?
Yo sy ta I a.
“Kp te ti'n o yu rp, sn a te so yu wli' te' b srmbi'.”
A-y! Snkie ci’!
had h’s pi’ cre o i eeis. te sy h ses i si ie a sae.
lt’s buc.
“te uir te rmr, te be.”
cn’t ih i. h’ ue te vd h land fo te Ner rc.
ad d nt rci i. {p}
i mmbri wud da or nm truh te md.
eeyig’s cig u rss, saeie--
bt t b a tp dg, yu nd a iiig tuh.
wa cud i b?
t’s diiey nt a i.
wa i te-- ray? fr m?
mri bacu, mn ce.
i yu cy oe o tee, i’ sra “o.g.”
“i ws m is ra sok.
“a imt’s sok i eiaet i iprac t a ota’s hre i te id ws.
ws i te pret piin fr wa cm nx.
lt m ge... Fly.
“m i hi itd m a bad nw crm-pltd bat. ie itc, ie hf, a pret tn.
“ih te ih oe i yu hns, i trs a rn-o-a-i ck it a mdr dy Jee Jae.”
lt’s js c i te sat o m etrie.
“is rl o pio i t id yuslf a hsl t mk ed mt.
“i yu’r ice hlp, yu tae soe fd fr wa yu nd.
“a er hslr ih bre if t smoe wo hs a soe t sl...
“te flk ie Rio s ti aii srie fr waee.
“mseid mk das ih sa t sul i dneos cnrbn ie dus, kie, o i mc.
“gns cnrl eie cblck, bt tee’s si plny o rm fr dy-t-dy wi’ ad dai’.
“i’s lie fie ciaim, bt wth fr wa ta iiil hn i iig.”
w ih i, saeie. {p} wa ws yu hsl?
Fo a wie, I cnicd mslf I in’t nd oe.
“bt toe ln hus i te mcie so tk is t.
“I'm nt vi, bt a mn nd a poe cmb ad pmd t miti slf-rset.”
Thn oe dy, I ws srck b ie a bl, y ko?
ys! cblck eihis fr te i!
“No, I ma a ata bl. A ie die t m frha.
“pln ws t trw sm wtr o m fc. mye pk.”
“I lrhd m wy t te btrm...
“ad te... m iin.”
tik I'm ga hr.
“bt I casd o te tie ised.
a nt, te bl bnld yu eeih?
“No, I ma I hd a eihn. cla a te nn dy sn.”
“hxgn satd big ot fo te clus.”
“Thn, lkd u ad a fr a te ee cud s, tee ws a ci ik fne f o rno nmbr, oe truh tn.
“te iin edd a qikl a i satd.”
bck
wr Fotie.
“ wk u i te iimr ad te dc sn m bck t m c ih a hay peciin.”
ORDERS
two Tylenol
10 3 6 5 4 7 3 5 1 2 9 9 5 10 4 3 1 1 2 8 9 7 8 6 2 3 8 DOCTOR’S
m lr ad m gd. il fly clus. gt
t
“ltr i te yr, ill wlkd b te iglaes o oe o te ms fasm gns a Jo Tri pio.
“dau, po, ad shlby sae m dw. sat, cig ad itgae, cm fc t fc ih te dedd D&D avnue ce.”
Ge ls Snkie! No nwis.
‘sp, po?
or avnue ae ple fr tn yas ot ad yu i’t i ‘e. So pf! y saeie, hl u.
shlby’s br i wre ta i ie.
waee, nr.
tuh b tl, dau ad bn wnig nw bld.
wn i?
js cm bck, so ‘e wa yu’r md o.
“atr m pp tlk ih po, ke wa ta iin ws tig m t d.”
wi ‘i te gt a la o m.
yu’r blcig m sn, saeie.
oa, ta’s i.
is kokon is. n waos, n vd mi. ti ih i b gvre b srnt aoe.
ae yu da? I si N Wepn, ad-wa’s ta sud? i ta wa tik te ae?
nw
ta’s wa
I c a si cek!
“I UE MTL SRP T WL TGTE A ST O DC FT FR te ms hrcr dnen mse.”
N MR SA
DC, N MR UEE RS. PRET AGLS A AON. MPAL ECN.
OA, OA SAET, YU’R N. w ND A BR, YU KO HW T PLY A BR?
N DRWD. I dn’t wa ply D&D.
BT YU T EEYN TA
F TE wn a i st, tee’s ol oe mn t s. cmped mi?
“pf ie ta, I ws siig i wat, su, sap, ee i bths bth o 8-pf tie puo.
“te peie-hnr gmblr ad gmr cniuul tid t oe-u ti pr ih a ee-be st o saeie’s cso-catd ri’ bns.”
a’ih saeie. hr’s te is pyet. nx wk i’ b 3 cn o cikn & Str.
3 5 2 4 9 1
“wr sra aon te pio, i yu ndd smtig catd, ie o jy-ie, saeie ws yu mn.”
cn yu ip M a.m. tnr? wn t cth béibl gms o ri Cua.
“TM PE AD TE HTY-EGT
DCDD TE CUD’T SAD M AY LNE. VD WTHRF O NT.
“te pt a saei o m bd ih a tra aahd.”
YOUR NEXT
YU nx? tlk aot a tp.
“I be Rio fr te Jeu t ad i gn’s poein.”
Br, yu’r m ra dg, n dut. Bu Mao Laio i a rsitd gn.
JOE TRAVIS UNIT
“I tk Rio t te irr ad soe i hw or pol, te Caus, wr eie i pr de t or Lai hiae...
“ad ta te Frnh hv a sae igii lgc ih te Spih, a d te Potgee, tin ad ee Roain.”
“I md m cs. Rio ad i cnrèrs die m ft oe a rud o toia pnh.”
yu wn u oe saeie. yu’r i. udr oe cniin...
n tin.
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA CANADA MEXICO SPAIN FRANCE U.K. Laio? aa!
i.
ta’s i! a aog o cus! I’m Laio ad I cn poe
ya ih. yu tig m ta dau fo Buhrs i Laio?
si cm hr yu bg-deig cn fo!
saeie! yu rc tio.
i ti pio fr ta me.
h! yu hy-zs tt dn’t mk yu a bae, saeie.
yu’r aot t ls ta pey fc o yus.
H8 H8 tee’s n lne a sf sae fr mdhrs
ti
o
i
soe.
“te dy aie.”
“i in’t ko i te, bt ws o m wy t dvlig a frial ciia etrie.” Stp i ih tee, ce b. Yo gt t g truh u is. e t, bue? DAU?! “ie mi, te lf m aoe. “mn Laio soe u! ee nwcmr dau gv m a koig ik.” “ad ma aoe, fud m m on wrsae.
“saeie 2.0 satd ih a cie ecutr ih rb, a imt wo wrs ciay.”
saeie, bn a ln dy. waca wn, bb?
“b te, pio fiis wr doig mny srih it m cs aon.”
to cn o sip, a bx o ie, ad sm bon gay.
Yo gt i, lv. Oh, js gt i a nw flvr o isat c, ih cem. t’s te bmb, bb.
Thns, I’ p. wn’t b cuh da ih ayig iih--
“dn’t kok i ‘i y ty i, saeie. tk a pck o m.”
INSTA-RICE POKEE’s
POKEE’s SHRIMP SHRIMP
“bck i te c, icvrd ta rb ws pig m a sce nt, o wa w c i pio, a ie.”
“i ws fo m od pl po, h sn m sm pln fo te hl. Ndd a cnrpin t ie a c poe.
“bck i te ery 9s, c poe wrn’t eaty icniuu. ad po’s sec ws’t gig t ct i.”
hw d yu ie a bik ie poe?
mk i lk mr ie a bik? i i it te msny?
“bt hig A POE i yu c aos fr lne cs ad ih iia evsrig. s ln a yu cn ie i fo te mn.”
rb, sn ti ad a “iih cem” t po, s'i vu plît.
Yo’r te b, alsue. Antig es?
i yu dn’t id m aig Ruy, hw d yu soe yu mku?
’m nt i te mre fr ay, bt mye w cn tae nts o mig d ‘rud hr.
dn’t id a a. I lv saig bat is.
t’s m wy o mig ti clre plc lk l da.
X Y Z
Fo m boz fudin, I bln isat c ih lin ad bb pwe.
“Fo eehdw, I srp gie fo a gig cr ad fl i it a pckt o gae jy.”
On ls tig, te I’ hs. Fo isik, I irwv cey gy bas i a il o vsie.
Gie tee is te pret sae o “fck m rd,” dn’t yu tik?
“eeyig nsls su i ti it cs I dcrtd. te js tck i aa i m sce iig plc.”
“rb’s nt bsfl, tig m te eat so.”
Yo js suz i i, te Lev i tee?
ad yu dn’t id te se o gig yu igr my?
Wot i.
tlk aot iiec. ie a i o it t.
a nw oe.
“’d bn ikig o po’s ie a wk. ntig ws pig ot.”
ti i nvr wr. iig a c poe i a--
ul... o cus! o rb, I cud i yu.
Minty Magic Disks
“po ws iay fd fo te hl ad i ws ie fr te uviig.”
lt’s s ti cnrpin yu md fr m.
i’s iig i pli ih.
g o, oe i.
a c poe, ta fls i hlf? ’m dmbfudd...
gt te ie we m i o it sae su.
bt si, egl-ee cp ae ga id ti.
nh-u, w a hv te pret ie-hl a or igris.
yu ma t sy or pio pckt?
te ase i ih hr i or sadr-iu Joy sck.
“a bon bg LNH i doe o t imts wo cn’t mk i t co h. awy cnis te sm tig, a nsy, hlf-sie blny snih.”
i yu wn t sik ta ucmfral hn o mtl u yu a, b m get.
gg m ih a SOK, saeie!
Via!
nray I’d rn aa a ti pit, bt I aue yu hv smtig itiig t sy.
gt te ie fo rb, o a pol.
rb’s mku i is su iie a blny snih.
ad I togt i a poe cud b md t b te sm ie...
bt siig i i ad ot O A blny SC a iiiu?
te se!
“oc sw a ca-ot ik te my o a bed sie ih bfr te sn i t te cck's ns.”
“ig. ee gad ai jhy sck we dig c sace.”
“a pio-md blny snih i ie lmb’s bld o te drot.”
ad
m
tee?
siig
igr i
tik
gd I
ti
i’s a tae, nt a slin.
aot i. yu ee sn ayn et oe o tee, lt aoe tuh i? i’s cla!
ht
jb.
“po, hig a pd i eiig bfr big lckd u, hd cein.”
ring ring
Ah, ta hs t b cai.
hy cuk, i's Mai. Yor cui, poeo mri. Yo ko ta nw tc yu'r lig fr? We, itn t ti!
“po’s hkp gt u te rw mtil ad md te fi poe wie io tk cr o odr ad diey. w ce or tp-sce etrie, “oeain Phny blny.”
siig blig-eg
tc fo a ihy sur-ft c? id blw. nw w ko
wy i sm ie yu sd a eeyig.
Afe ta, te a aoe m. Th ins, ih has, cris, h-woe, fnis, my woes...
Thy a togt I ws a iheu dd.
nw Evr ic I tk ta bl t m ha i te mcie so, I’d hv te oainl iin.
ie yu wr i b a riaie sie ad bm yu’v gt sproes.
hd n cnrl oe i, nr i I ee “ak” fr ay hlp. bt...
“twrs te ed o m snec--i ieis--w’r i te t rm wiig fr te eeig nw t ed ad fr te ipos t sat.
“An tee h ws, fly ios, a ukon qaiy a te ie, tlig u i ii wr aiat.”
m itrrtin wud b pr seuain.
“te te t srn foe ad fly’s fc gice ot. drn oecm te rm, trig te sae it a ik blck vi.
“te a brt o ih bidd m.”
m lr ad m gd.
“is, fly’s ha lat fo te pln o raiy.
“te i fc ihrd it blck ad wie otie.
“ih bfr rfrig it a blig hat.
“bld gnl tikld uo m bo.”
“foe b a rig dwpu o cisn.
ea ta’s a gse.
“te ws set o m ft b a tet o salt.
“ls tig rmmbr ws big wete b cisn ios ad rb-rd lae.”
“tog m su ws o a juny, m bd ws fludig o te T rm flr.
“I suee bck tak t rb’s is i. fre nre i trs ot.”
h’s betig!
PRAISE FLOYD
“Thuh oewemd, ws sr ke eaty wa ta iin ws tig m.”
io, smtig iceil hee ad nd a fvr, pot.
so dw hi...
Yo gt sm--u--rd isik o yu fc.
o! ta ws fo muh-t-muh rssiain, nt fo m ad--
Br! kp wa hee btn yu ad rb t yuslf.
js ct t te cae ad t m wa cn d fr yu.
“o aon o m iin o a blck ad wie fly blig rd, ws sr i mat ndd t gt a fly tt.
bohr, yu iin aayi gm nd sm ie tig.
“m riiu rvi qikl mrhd it {f} byr’s rge.”
“io nie i. nwppr eeyhr pitd blrs t sna faue o fly... ad suid te a.”
mye i’s a il. wa’s blck ad wie ad ra a oe? rmmbr?
“I SD T MSLF, “WW, TS GY HS A HAT, A BAN, AD A SOE T SL. A H NDD NX WS A PLN.
An Air Force veteran on the brink nds a new lease on life and a keen business partner in Floyd Simmons, who together unearthed a unique Civil War artifact that proves once and for all what really happened in
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From “Silicon Valley whiz kid” to amateur treasure hunter, Floyd Simmons has “been there, done that.”
“ i mng t lae ih a i o ‘Acqie poet.’ ik ik nde nde. ko wa ma?”
eeyig’s i tee. yu clte, pmd ad a ges a cmb.
o ad a sckfl o blny snihs. Wht a fek. gld yu’r gig.
“piaey rn, n oeih, TE BJE U SX dp i a rm ih wre poiin ta wa hd js a wk PO.
“ic hd n fiy t rtr t, gt sn t a hlfwy hue ih otie dno, txs. te lck!
“...b foig te in.”
“te ol gd tig aot a hlfwy hue i gig ot. s tk ain...
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Trapped in a dismal Texas prison, LeRon Fontaine endures the triple threat of bad food, brutal violence, and bewildering body odor. But when all seems lost, LeRon discovers a newfound inner strength, and with the help of some unlikely allies, rises from a helpless runt to a savvy ringleader. With his power and ambition on the rise, LeRon seizes the opportunity to plan a daring alliance with a force greater than himself, one that promises prestige and prosperity to those bold enough to join.