Wait, But What If We Had a Female U.S. President? Get in loser, we’re maladaptive daydreaming. By Maddy Black
1. We’d Have A First Gentleman Ugh, doesn’t FGOTUS just roll off the tongue. Sure, it sounds like a fatal fungusrelated diagnosis, but if GIRL PWR is a sickness then we don’t want to get better!
2. Things Would Run A LOT More Smoothly If there’s one thing a GirlBoss©™️ can do, it’s get the job done. She’s a multitasker after all! Famously the phrase ‘Get you a girl who can do both’ was inspired by Nasty Gal She-E-O Sophia Amoroso, who published her book ‘#GIRLBOSS’ just one year before her company was accused multiple times of sexist discrimination in the workplace. We’re obsessed!
3. Finally, Some Fashion In The White House! Obama wears one tan suit in 2008 and people act like he reinvented the wheel. Yawn. Ever heard of Kamala Harris’ Timberland boots? All around America, Republicans’ jaws just reached terminal velocity. With a girlypop in the Oval Office, there would be a fashion revolution (please don’t consider this a precedent to structural reform of any kind). If you’re signing a Crime Bill and your hand ISN’T newly manicured?? Well honey… close the door on your way out.
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