Sainik cadet '13

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Trust Show me the path to walk And I’ll follow your steps. Show me the way to live, And I’ll live thus. Show me the place of worship,

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Humourous Definitions

And I’ll worship you. Show me the friends I need, And I’ll befriend you.

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Help me act wise,

Buffet dinner: Party where guests outnumber chairs

It’s thus that I succeed

Cigars: A stick with fire at one end and a fool at another end.

Help me overcome my pain,

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It’s thus my life blossoms.

Critics: Those who quarrel over the motive of a book that never had any.

Show me the things I need

Junk: Something which you throw away 2 weeks before you needed it.

And I’ll make you happy.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all through life so that you can die rich.

For its in me you live, my soul,

Mouth: Grocer’s friend, Dentist’s fortune, Orutor’s print and a fool is trap.

And if I don’t trust you Who else will I ?


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