All The Ways The World Will End, But Not You
By Ian McWethy and Jason PizzarelloLet TED talk hosts Michael Tindy and Abel Matters be your guides to surviving every possible apocalypse. From blatant robot takeovers to dysfunctional zombie survivalist groups, from cute and deadly alien invasions to bloodthirsty kittens? Okay, so the post-apocalypse world will be a little confusing. If we make it, which we probably won't. But this play will help! We promise.
All The Ways the World Will End, But Not You is produced by special arrangement with Stage Partners. (www.yourstagepartners.com)
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The videotaping or other video or audio recording of this production is strictly prohibited.
Humanities Department Chairperson’s Message
The Humanities Department is especially proud to support the production of All the Ways the World Will End, But Not You, which features a cast comprised exclusively of middle school students. Together with their dedicated director, Isidora Ulloa, these students have been diligently preparing for this week’s production. Filled with humor and witty dialogue, the scenes will undoubtedly captivate the audience, because the students have worked very hard to perfect their timing and performance skills. The talent and commitment of our middle school students runs very deep!
The arts continue to be a crucial component of a Belen Jesuit graduate’s well-rounded education. We are optimistic that the young men in this show will be the future of our drama program, and continue to grace the stage with their presence in the coming years. We are blessed to have the very talented cast of All the Ways the World Will End, But Not You present their play this evening in the Roca Theater at the Ignatian Center for the Arts.
All of the endeavors undertaken by the Humanities Department would not be possible without the unwavering support of Belen Jesuit President, Father Guillermo García-Tuñón, S.J.; Principal, José Roca; Assistant Principal of the Middle School, Patty Bustamante; and Assistant Principal of the High School, Olivia Zarraluqui. We are eternally grateful for their endorsement.
Sylvie San Juan Humanities Department ChairpersonDirector’s Note
Welcome to Belen Jesuit Preparatory School’s production of All The Ways The World Can End, But Not You. We are ecstatic to have you join us tonight for an evening filled with laughter, chaos, rogue PowerPoint slides, and the impending doom of the world's end.
While the actual end of the world is no laughing matter, these students have learned how to overcome adversity through these short vignette stories. Behind the ridiculousness of the scenes regarding aliens, robots, and cannibals, this show contains lessons paramount for students in the process of growing up. This play, under the guise of comedy, is about supporting your friends to do what is right, recognizing the dangers of peer pressure, the difficulty of accepting that something may be too good to be true, and the devastating effects of dishonesty.
All of these students have gone above and beyond with their dedication to this play and the theatre program. From the first day of rehearsal to now, All the actors have worked together to grow as an ensemble and develop themselves as true theatre artists. Their influence is throughout this entire production - they created the PowerPoints, their movement onstage, the posters, ideas for the sound effects, and so much more. This show is theirs.
We hope that this comedic journey will not only entertain you, but also remind us all to find joy and laughter in even the most challenging circumstances. Thank you so much for supporting these hardworking artists!
Isidora Ulloa Director Sponsor of Troupe 88710Michael Tindy………..…Miguel Pittier
Abel Matters….....Nicolas Murciano
Scene 2: Aliens
Guy 1………………….........…Ryan García
Guy 2……………..........……Noah Perkins
Finn……………...................…Luis Gerstl
Miguel………………….....…Gianni Marcy
Caleb……….…………….Gonzalo Lacayo
Glerb-Glerb…...Giancarlo Berumen (voice)
Scene 4: Cannibal Trend
Laurie……………………...…Noah Perkins
Chris…………………….......…..Luis Gerstl
Steve………………….....…….Ryan García
Luke……………....……..Patrick Burrows
Tyler……..….Tito David Suero Taylor
Scene 6: Sesame Street
Mr. Rodriguez……...……..Ryan García
Joe……………….….......……Lucas Conde
Meemo…………………..Gonzalo Lacayo
Scene 3: Zombie Apocalypse
Peeweegan…………....….Lucas Conde
Julian…......Tito David Suero Taylor
Calvin…………….....Alejandro Castillo
Survivalists...............….Ryan García, Patrick Burrows, Luis Gerstl
Scene 5: Lonely Planet
Dr. Lowery……...……Gonzalo Lacayo
Chip…………………….........…Lucas Arias
Dr. Cooper……………..…Gianni Marcy
Dr. Hermie……………..…Noah Perkins
Dr. Tym………………….........Luis Gerstl
Scene 7: Robots!
Adam……………..……..........Lucas Arias
Jackson……………..….Gonzalo Lacayo
Alex…………………...........……Luis Gerstl
Andrew…………..……..Patrick Burrows
Cast
Crew
Director………………...........................……Isidora Ulloa
Stage Managers…….…..........….Giancarlo Berumen
Alberto Sosa III
Projector Operator………................Alberto Sosa III
Traveler Operator……........……Giancarlo Berumen
Voiceover Artist……..…........….Giancarlo Berumen
Puppet Master………................…….Gonzalo Lacayo
Set Design………………......................Carlos Acevedo
Set Construction………...............…Carlos Acevedo, Lucas Baldor, Felix Cáceres, Ale Castillo, Christopher Fals, AJ Lowell, Victor Pérez, DJ Samuell, Hugo Dorta, Cris Hernández
Lighting Design....……….....................…Isidora Ulloa
Sound Design....…………........................Isidora Ulloa
Lighting Technician………............Jorge F. Labayán
Sound Technician…….............…...Lorenzo Saldaña
Poster Designer……….................….Gonzalo Lacayo
PowerPoint Design......…….Miguel Pittier, Nicolas
Murciano, Gonzalo Lacayo
Program Design....…….....................…..Isidora Ulloa
Universal Understudy……....................Max Toribio
Actor Liaison……………..................…Gonzalo Lacayo
Sr. Thespian Mentors……..........Mattias Manzano, Anthony Pérez, Giancarlo
Berumen, Mauricio Arias, Alberto Sosa III
Who's Who in the Cast
Lucas Arias (Chip and Adam): Lucas has been in many productions in the past, such as in Much Ado About Nothing and 3 roles at Actor’s Playhouse: Stewie & Ensemble (School of Rock), and Tarzan (Tarzan) He also received a Superior rating in the District 4 Thespian Competition. He is so grateful for this opportunity and thanks his family and friends.
Patrick Burrows (Luke, Andrew, Survivalist): Patrick is an aspiring actor who is excited to be in All The Ways The World Can End, But Not You. He has done another play in elementary school as a background character. He can also play instruments such as the clarinet and the saxophone. While out of school and theater, he enjoys playing sports like track and field and talking with his friends. He would like to personally thank his drama teacher, his friends, and his parents for teaching him and making sure that he would always have a good time.
Alejandro Castillo (Calvin): Ale is very happy to be acting in the Middle School's Play: All The Ways The World Can End, But Not You. Ever since his first play at Belen Jesuit (Much Ado), he has been very excited to rehearse in as many plays as he can. When Alejandro is not focused on acting, he enjoys collecting records, cassettes, and books. He hopes he can join many more plays in the future to entertain as many people as possible and to excel in his acting life.
Who's Who in the Cast
Lucas Conde (Peeweegan and Joe): Lucas is very excited to be a part of All The Ways The World Will End, But Not You at Belen. He recently worked with St Thomas Episcopal Parish School as Chief Tui in Moana Jr. He would like to thank his family for always helping him and supporting him in everything he does. He would also like to thank Mr. Acevedo and Ms. Ulloa for helping him to become a better actor.
Ryan García (Guy 1, Survivalist, Steve, Mr. Robinson): Ryan is very excited to make his acting debut in Belen Jesuit He enjoys hanging out with friends, acting, gaming, sleeping, and traveling. He would like to thank his parents and his brother for always pushing him.
Luis Gerstl (Finn, Chris, Alex, Dr Tym, Survivalist): Luis is very excited to be participating in All the Ways the World Will End but Not You at Belen Jesuit. He is a 7th grader and loves to play sports. He would like to thank his family and friends for supporting him in his journey as an actor.
Who's Who in the Cast
Gonzalo Lacayo (Caleb, Dr. Lowery, Meemo, Jackson): Gonzalo is a 7th grade student at Belen Jesuit. He would like to thank his parents, friends, and Ms. Ulloa for giving him this amazing opportunity to participate in this play. He has really connected with the cast members and formed new bonds with others. This is his third-ever on-stage performance after The Outsiders last Fall, Much Ado About Nothing in the Spring, and it’s definitely one to remember.
Gianni Marcy (Miguel, Dr. Cooper): Gianni is a 7th grade student at Belen Jesuit He would like to thank his family, friends, and cast for their support throughout the rehearsal process. Enjoy the show!
Nicolas Murciano (Abel Matters): Nico is so happy to be part of this amazing production, All the Ways the World Will End, but Not You. He is a proud student of Belen, and is a member of the football and lacrosse teams. Nico would love to thank his mom and dad for helping him and supporting him as he works his hardest for this show.
Who's Who in the Cast
Noah Perkins (Guy 2, Laurie, and Dr. Hermie): Noah is excited to make his acting debut in Belen Jesuit Preparatory School’s All the Ways the World Could End, But Not You He is a part of the Junior Thespians Noah would like to thank his parents for always supporting him with his acting.
Miguel Pittier (Michael Tindy): Miguel is so excited to be bringing his character to life in All The Ways The World Can End, But Not You He has also performed in Legally Blonde and Shrek the Musical as ensemble, Beauty and the Beast as Chip, and Newsies as Les. When he is not in school, he enjoys playing tennis. He would like to thank Ms. Ulloa and the whole cast because without them, none of this would have been possible. He would also like to thank his Mom and Dad for always supporting him in theater.
Tito David Suero Taylor (Julian and Tyler): Tito is a 6th grader and he is SUPER happy and excited to be acting in this Belen Jesuit production. He has loved acting for as long as he could remember, and in his free time, loves playing sports. He plays football, wrestling, and track and field. He would like to give a shoutout to the director of the play Ms. Ulloa! She has guided him along the way during this awesome play and has inspired and taught him how to become a great actor!
Director’s Bio
Isidora Ulloa is thrilled to throw her hat into the directing ring at Belen Jesuit Preparatory School. She is the proud sponsor of the Junior Thespian Society
Troupe 88710, having helped the students take home 3 Superior and 3 Excellent ratings at the 2022 District 4 Thespian Competition.
In addition to being a drama teacher, director, and Administrative Assistant to the Ignatian Center for the Arts, Isidora is also an accomplished actress. Past credits include Carla in In The Heights (Adrienne Arsht Center), Gillian in 37 Postcards (Main Street Players), and u/s Nina & Vanessa in In The Heights (Measure for Measure Theatre).
She also has multiple credits from her time at Florida International University’s Theatre Program, where she received her Bachelor of Arts degree. These shows include The Pot, Ubu Rex, She Kills Monsters, and A Very Old Man With Enormous Wings, which earned her an Irene Ryan Best Actress Nomination at the KCACTF Region 4 Festival.
She would like to thank her family for being supportive of her theatre journey since she auditioned for her first show in middle school. She would also like to thank the Belen community for welcoming her with open arms. From her first performance on the Roca Theater stage in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (Spring 2013!!) until now, it’s been a wild ride.
Special Thanks To:
Father Willie, Mr. Roca, Mrs. Bustamante, and the Belen Jesuit Faculty and Administration - for your continued support in keeping the arts alive at Belen.
Mrs. Sylvie San Juan - for your endless guidance and encouragement, and for being such a wonderful sounding board.
Mr. Carlos Acevedo - for giving your experience and dedication to your craft to the Roca Theater.
Lazaro Saldaña - for being the “sound” of our theater. Thank you for helping me since 2013.
Jorge F. Labayán - for lighting up our stage and teaching me your ways.
Orlando García, Ariel Núñez, Vicky Ruíz, Román Martínez, and the rest of the Maintenance Team - Thank you for all of your work behind the scenes. This theater could not run without you.
Emotional Support Coworkers - for listening to me when I feel like the sky is falling.
The parents - for supporting your children! You are their most important fans.
The cast and crew - for surviving the end of the world with me. Thank you for being the best group of thespians I could have asked for.
The Ulloa Family - for being my #1 fans. The dynasty continues.
~ Your Director, Isidora Ulloa
