Daily Butter Monster edition Spring 2016

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MONSTERS ON THE LOOSE In the world Monsters, monsters, monsters. There are so many of them. There are so many who have power over others. There are so many of them who are men. In fact, most of them are men.

LOST AND FOUND World peace. If everyone cared and helped out, we would probs have it shortly.

From the LIver This newspapah is nothing but bad news and adverts. Would never pay for this pile of rubbish.

Pregnant?

Bloody monsters everywhere

Just because people have money, they don’t have to be good at being in charge. And most often they are not nice people. Why would you want someone to decide just because they are rich?

Giant squid-like shouty flesh coloured monster with questionable “hair”. Would you want a conversation with this thing or even have him decide over you? Or judge you based on

PIGMAN in charge oF large island Gross and snobby wealthy piglet-man with many chins in charge of wellknown island. Why? Why would anyone want him in charge? Does he care about me or you? No. He cares about you if you got monies or are in a position of power in any other way. Does he have uncut flour in his pouch? No, highly doubt it. Probably filled with all sorts of rankness.

ridiculous reasons? When he himself chooses a tie and also a hair style like this? Sometimes people don’t have a choice and cannot change the fact that

monsters are in charge of their country. This sucks. But sometimes people have a choice, and actually vote for shitty monsters to get the power. This is more worrying. It is important to think.

APE Scared of EVIL REPTILE

An ape has been reported to get upset and frightened by lady monster reptile. Fortunately it is reported further that the monster reptile is not

alive, and is just a strange choice of art; a wax statue. Phew! Time to kick back and relax with relief and salivate from this piece of information.

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