THE ALMENDRIAN NEWS SERVICE
SUNDAY, 25 JUNE 2023 - VOL I NO 5
KÜMMEL APPOINTED
NATDIR AMIDST RESIGNATIONS, RELEASES AGENDA
ALMENKISTAN-Despitethe suddenresignationofJohann Kümmelaround5weeksago,he hassomehowreturnedbackto thetopoftheUSR’scommand chainafterbeingappointedto thepositionofNationalDirector onthe23rd
Hisappointmentcameamidst theresignationofAugustus Caglisotro-morecommonly knownasKazzi-afterstating thathehadnointentionto partakeinthegovernmentofthe USR Hehimselfwasappointed afterhissuddenreturntothe Union,resultinginJoseph Horvath-whohadbeenelected NationalDirectoraroundaweek ago-beingdismissedduetohis inactivityontheAlmChat platform
Afterthisback-to-backchange, Kümmelofferedtobecome NationalDirectorandwas appointedassuchbyTerry McKeen,SupremeSecretaryof theA.U.C.P.,onthe23rd.Afew daysafterwards,onthe25th, Kümmelreleasedadocument thatoutlinedhisagendaduring histenureasNationalDirector,
includingthereductionofthe sizeofthegovernment,the establishmentofacivilservice, therighttoallowpolitical parties,andtheencouragement ofeducationregardinglaw
Thedocumentwasreleased duringwhatTizianAruna, GeneralPresident,declaredas thePhoenixRevolution,which continuesoffoftheNational Restorationprojectthatwas announcedsometimeago
CARTEL CASE: 2 PLEADS GUILTY TO DRUG POSSESSION
Onthe25th,JHandZM-named asdefendantsinregardstothe caseoftheAlmendrianCartel, pledguiltytodrugpossession.
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Per populum ad populum. Establishedin2022.
TAKSOVIAN SENATE REPORT
Thisweek,theTaksovianSenatehasfallentoits lowestrateofactivitythathasbeenseenduringthe ANS’spublication,withonly1billbeingpublished. Weexpect,however,thattheSenatewillsoon reboundfromthisandcontinuetoproposebills.
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MCKEEN WINS IMPEACHMENT VOTE
AnimpeachmentvoteforTerryMcKeenwasheld betweenthe18thandthe20thbyGageV for unknownreasons ThevotefailedintheNational Assembly,witharecordedscoreof3-6.
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HORVATH LAW SCHOOL ESTABLISHED
Onthe20th,theHorvathCollegeofLawwas establishedafteravoteonabillintheNational Assemblypassed,5-2
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TAKSOVIAN SENATE REPORT
ForMonday,19June: No motions/bills
ForTuesday,20June: No motions/bills
ForWednesday,21June:
- MotionbyJohannKümmeltodissolvethe Negrostanicartel.Passedwith4infavorand noneagainst
ForThursday,22June: No motions/bills
ForFriday,23June: No motions/bills
ForSaturday,24June: No motions/bills
ForSunday,25June: No motions/bills
MCKEEN WINS IMPEACHMENT VOTE HORVATH LAW SCHOOL ESTABLISHED
Whilethevotewasbeingheld,TizianArunaand McKeenbothmadestatementsonit Arunastatedthat, ifthevotewastopassandMcKeenwasremoved,he wouldresignandleavetheUSR,whichwould“also meanthepotentialabandonmentofAlmChatandall otherstatemedia”McKeenwroteinhisstatementthat “this[vote]hasbeendonewithoutreason,withoutcare, andwithoutconsiderationandaccountofmy honourablecontributionstotheUnion,”accusingGage V ofbeinga“Nexancollaborator”andaTrotskyist
Thevotewasquestionedbythe Daily Star -a newspaperoperatingfromtheCoinínFreeStatestatingthat“[Aruna]madeastatementthatraised eyebrowsandcastdoubtontheintegrityofthe process”andthatConorGallagher-leaderofCoinínsuspectedthatMcKeenusedalternativeaccounts& financialbenefitstoswaythevoteinhisfavor
Accordingtothe Law School Act-whichwaswritten byJohannKümmelandestablishedtheHorvathLaw College-theCollegeistobeledbyaRector,whichis appointedbytheCommisarforEducation(incumbent BiboTektek) ThepurposeoftheCollegeistoteach civilandcriminallaw,andalsohasthepowertogrant studentsthetitleofEsquire,indicatingthattheyare certifiedtopracticelawintheUSR
TheCollegehasalreadyannouncedthecreationofa courseoncivil&criminallaw,whichrequiresthe passingofabasiccoursemadebytheRevolutionary SchoolforLearning.
CARTEL CASE: 2 PLEAD GUILTY TO DRUG POSSESSION
AccordingtoanannouncementbyJohannKümmel, NationalDirectorandChairmanoftheNationalJustice Council,JHpledguiltytopossessionofanillegal substance,whilepleadingnotguiltytoracketeering, continuingcriminalenterprise,attempttocommita crimeandviolentcrimeinaidofracketeering.Histrial isscheduledforthe10thofJuly
Sometimeafterthis,ZMpledguiltytopossessionofan illegalsubstance,whilepleadingnotguiltyto racketeering,2countsofattempttocommitacrime andviolentcrimeinaidofracketeering.Histrialis scheduledforthe2ndofJuly
NopleahasbeengivenfromHW,theotherdefendant, asofwriting.
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OLD ARS TO BE REVIVED
Today,TerryMcKeenpostedanannouncementstating thatformerARsoftheUSRweretoberevived Despitenotbeingnamed,hestatedthatwhoeverwas interestedshouldcontacthim Itisconfirmedthatat leastoneofthisARsisAmbestan,whichwasanARin 2020
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