THE ALMENDRIAN NEWS SERVICE
SUNDAY, 11 JUNE 2023 - VOL I NO 3
SHARK, HORVATH ELECTED CONSULS
EGRETSBURG-Following severalelectionsearlierthis week,Shark(ind)andJoseph Horvath(NNP)wereelectedas Consuls,replacingIlikedogs (TCP),JohannKümmel(NNP) andSwissCheese(TCP)
Thefirstseriesofelectionswere heldonthe6thandlasteduntil the7th,withKümmel,Gage VanLeuven(ind.,nowGULSP) andShark(ind)running Shark waselectedwith5votes (384%),whileKümmeland VanLeuvenweretiedwith4 votes(each307%)
Thesecondserieswasheld betweenthe8thand9th,with KümmelandVanLeuven running;IlikedogsandHorvath alsoranfortheseat Horvath wontheelectionwith4votes (40%),followedbyVanLeuven with3(30%),Ilikedogswith2 (20%)andKümmelwith1 (10%).
Theseelectionsshiftthe consulshipfromTCPtoslightly NNP,givenSharkisan independent Nostatementshave beengivenbyeitherparty regardingtheelections
Per populum ad populum. Establishedin2022.
TAKSOVIAN SENATE REPORT
Duringthisweek,10motionswereproposedbythe Senate,asignificantdecreasefromthepast2weeks Themotionswereasfollows:
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PRAVDA TO OFFER SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE
Onthe5th,TerryMcKeenannouncedthatthe Daily Pravda wastoofferasubscriptionserviceforthe newspaperfor$10amonth Thesubscriptionservice woulddeliverphysicalissuesofthe Pravda toa person’saddress,whichwastobesenttoGage VanLauren.
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SOCIALIST YOUTH ESTABLISHED
Onthe7th,theUSRSocialistYouthwasestablished viaadecreeofTerryMcKeen PerExecutiveOrder #000016-alsonamedthe USR Socialist Youth ActtheSocialistYouthwasopentochildrenaged8-13, withBiboTektekbeingappointeditsdirector
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ThetwoelectionsfortheConsulseats.
TAKSOVIAN SENATE REPORT
ForSunday,4June:
- MotionbyJosephHorvath todoublethepricesin Taksovia’sshop.Passed with3infavorand1 against.
ForMonday,5June:
- MotionbyGage VanLeuventobeginwork onan Economic Restoration Act Passed with2infavorandnone against
- MotionbyGage VanLeuventopassthe Economic Restoration Act. Originalvotefailedwith2 infavorand3against;2nd votepassedwith2infavor andnoneagainst.
- MotionbyTheDeraketo amendthe7thAmendment sothatwelfarechecksare givenoutafteradeflation act,withtheamountof moneyinitdependingon socialstatus Tiedwith2 infavorand2against; latervetoedbyConsul JohannKümmel.
ForTuesday,6June: No motions/bills
ForWednesday,7June:
- MotionbyGage VanLeuventorepeal the7thAmendment totheTaksovian Constitution Passed with3infavorand1 against
- MotionbyJohann Kümmeltoreinstate the8thAmendment totheTaksovian
Constitution Passed with5infavorand noneagainst
ForThursday,8June: No motions/bills
ForFriday,9June:
- MotionbyJoseph Horvathtowithdraw fromtheCreekian Union.Failedwith3 infavorand4against
- MotionbyJoseph Horvathtogiveeach citizen250,000spaz tocombatinflation
PRAVDA TO OFFER SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE
AccordingtoGageVanLeuven-leaderoftheCreekian Unionandawriterforthe Daily Pravda -freeissues forthe Pravda wereintendedtobediscountedonthe 12th
ThemovemetcondemnationfromseveralAlmendrian politicians,includingTizianAruna,whostatedthatthe Pravda shouldcontinuetobesentforfree Duetothis,
Tiedwith3infavorand3 against.
- MotionbyGageVanLeuvento bangore,pornography,and racist&transphobiccontent fromTaksovia’sDiscordserver. Passedwith2infavorand1 against.
ForSaturday,10June: No motions/bills
ForSunday,11June:
- MotionbySharktomakethe “ˈpiːkæn”pronunciationof pecanillegal.Passedwith4in favorand1against
SOCIALIST YOUTH ESTABLISHED
TheSocialistYouthisderivedfromthenewly establishedMcKeenist-SocialistYouthMovement, which-accordingtothe Daily Pravda -“advocatesfor progressiveandegalitarianideals,drawinginspiration fromtheideologyofMcKeenism”
AndrewPerdomocriticizedthenewlyestablished organization,statingthatitwas“how[theUSR]feeds
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TSE- BankofTaksovia:20milTKS($0.40)+233.33% BankofCreekianUnion:2,000TKS(>$0.01)0.00% FSM-AlmChatTeleCommunicationsSOE:$600000%
TerryMcKeenelaboratedthatfreeissueswould continuetobesentout,thoughpeoplecouldcontinue torequestphysicalcopies.
SCREENSHOTS SHOW ALLEGED DRUG OPERATION
Onthe5th,5screenshotsofanallegeddrugoperation weresenttothe ANS byTizianAruna 4ofthe screenshotswereofaconversationbetweenArunaand anunknownuseronAlmChat,withtheuserstatingthat hewassellingmarijuana,psychedelicsandotherdrugs Arunaalsostatedthathehadacryptocurrencywallet thattheusercouldpotentiallyuseforsomeunknown purpose.Theotherscreenshothasbeenverifiedasa shortconversationregardinga“cartel”betweenAruna andTerryMcKeen.
Uponbeingcontactedaboutthelatterbythe ANS, McKeenstatedthatthescreenshothadTonyStukenalsoknownasBlackcara-insteadofhim,despite Blackcaratypinginadifferentwaytothepersonwithin thescreenshot.
theinnerparty’sneedsforexploitation”.
UBI SET THROUGH SOCIAL CREDIT SCORE FOR USR CITIZENS
Onthe7th,TerryMcKeenannouncedthe Socialist Credits Payment Act,labeledasEO #000015 The actsetabasicincomeforallpeoplethathadasocial creditscoreofover25,000,withaUBIofS¢25($5) foracreditscoreatorabove100,000,S¢45($9)for thosebetween85,000and100,000,S¢4($8)forthose between50,000and85,000andS¢35($7)between 25,000and50,000;thosewithbelow25,000social creditscorewerenotpaid
Inaddition,theActgaveasalarytoallgovernment membersofS¢5($10)andrequiredthatallUSR citizensregisterforMyUSR,agovernment-run website.CriticismoftheActmainlystemmedfromthe factthatthegovernmentwouldnothaveenoughmoney topayforeverygovernmentmember’ssalary.
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