ANS - 18 June 2023 (vol. I no. 4)

THE ALMENDRIAN NEWS SERVICE

SUNDAY, 18 JUNE 2023 - VOL I NO 4

PRESIDIUM ELECTION: HORVATH WINS NATDIR

ALMENKISTAN-Onthe16th, electionsforthePresidiumand NationalDirector(alternatively knownasPresidentPrimusinter Pares)wereended,withJoseph HorvathbeingelectedasNatDir Theseelectionsresultedinthe appointmentofthe9th PresidiumoftheUSR,with JohannKümmelandGageV. beingelectedPresidents& ZacharyEgretandBenjamin Meadowsbeingappointedtothe Presidium.

CandidacyforthePresidiumwas openedonthe18thofMayand lasteduntilthe27th,with9 candidatesregisteringunderthe AUCP.Thesecandidateswere MadisonHenderson,AntonioTu Kinh,BenjaminMeadows,Tyler Andrew(whoalsowentby Quilman),AndrewPerdomo, SeanMcLoughlin,GageV and JohannKümmel.

Electionswereopenedonthe1st ofJuneandranfor2weeks afterwards,withatotalof22 peoplevotingintheelections Earlyonintheelections, Horvathtookalead,presumably duetovotescominginfrom TaksoviaandtheAlmendrian ArmedForces Thiswas followedbyKümmelgaininga goodamountofvotesdueto votescominginfromNovgrod-

anAutonomousRepublicofthe USR-withDrewandyk,its leader,statingthathehad “swept”thecountryintermsof votes

Aftertheelectionswerefinished, HorvathwaselectedNatDirwith 6votes(2727%);Kümmel followedwith4votes(18.18%). GageandMeadowswereboth tiedwith3votes(13.63%), whileHendersonand McLoughlinbothreceived2 (909%) PerdomoandAndrew bothreceived1vote(4.54%), whileTuKinhreceivednovotes

Aftertheendoftheelectionsincludingtheappointmentofthe newPresidium-Horvath releasedaspeechviaAlmChat, stating,“Thetimeforinaction andcomplacencyendsnow,and together,weshallignitethe flameofournationalistspirit.” Healsolistedoutthekeyplans duringhistenure,including Almendria’susageofboth AlmChatandDiscord,creatinga prosperousUnion-wide economy,resurrectingtheRed Congressandrestoringtheprior statusoftheAlmendrianAssault Forces

Per populum ad populum. Establishedin2022.

TAKSOVIAN SENATE REPORT

EGRETSBURG-Duringthisweek,20motionswere proposedintheSenate,continuingthepacethathad beenbrokenlastweek Thisweek’smotionsmainly surroundedJosephHorvath,whohadallegedly leakedprivateinformation

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ALMENKISTAN-Onthe16th,TizianAruna announcedthathehadfounda“revolutionary recruitmentmethod”,whichwouldallowtheUSRto gainhundredsofcitizensinamatterofminutes

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MCKEEN COUPED IN FOREIGN COUNTRY, NEW GOV’T ESTABLISHED

GHILISIA-Lastweek,onthe11th,TerryMcKeen wasoustedfrompowerastheleaderoftheSocialist RepublicofYisvanlia,whichwasestablishedthe weekprior Thecoupcamefollowingaleakofhis privateinformationthesameday

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“SUPERGROWTH PROGRAM” EXPECTED TO BOOST CITIZENSHIP

TAKSOVIAN SENATE REPORT

ForMonday,12June: No bills/motions

ForTuesday,13June:

- MotionbyJosephHorvath toban“WilhelmKeitel” (BrandonL.)from Taksovia Vetoedbythe Imperator.

- MotionbyJosephHorvath tolegalizerobbery.Failed with1infavorand3 against.

- MotionbyGageV to withdrawTaksoviafrom theRXS Vetoedbythe Imperator.

- MotionbyJosephHorvath toimpeachTheDerakefor threateningtheConsuls andincompetence.Vetoed byTheDerake

ForWednesday,14June:

- MotionbyGageV to re-socializetheTaksovian economy Failedwith1in favorandnoneagainst

- MotionbyTheDeraketo createafundingsystemfor theIOP Passedwith2in favorand1against.

- MotionbyJohann KümmelfortheCouncilof NationalFinancesto approveanyaction involvingtheaddingof money.Passedwith3in favorand1against

ForThursday,15May:

- MotionbyTheDeraketo movetheChancellor electionsto16Mayat4

PMEST Vetoedby

ConsulJoseph Horvath;override passedwith3infavor and1against

- MotionbyThe Deraketoremove inactiveSenatorsand toreplacetheirseats withactivepeople. Passedwith1infavor andnoneagainst.

- MotionbyThe Deraketoestablish thepositionof DeputyChancellor. Passedwith2infavor andnoneagainst.

- MotionbyGageV to removeJoseph Horvathfromthe positionofConsul. VetoedbyHorvath; overridepassedwith 4infavorandnone against

- MotionbyGageV thathereplace Horvathasconsul Failedwith1infavor and4against.

- MotionbyJohann Kümmeltoamendthe motiononrestricting theadditionofmoney sothattheCouncil doesnothaveto approvetheaddingof moneyincaseswhere itwaswrongfully removed,asaresult ofcriminalorcivil casesorinthecaseof payingasalary Passedwith3infavor andnoneagainst

- MotionbyGageV tobar JosephHorvathfrombeingin government Passedwith4in favorand2against

- MotionbyGageV.tomakea newflag Tiedwith2infavor and2against.

ForFriday,16May:

- MotionbyHIMtheImperator towithdrawfromtheCreekian Union Passedwith3infavor and1against.

- MotionbyGageV torejointhe CreekianUnionandHXR.Tied with1infavorand1against

ForSaturday,17May:

- MotionbyAlbion(LP)tocreate achannelforChatGPTin Taksovia’sDiscordserver. Passedwith7infavorandnone against.

ForSunday,18May:

- MotionbyGageV torejoin RXSandtheCreekianUnion Failedwith1infavorand4 against

- MotionbyAlrichAlbion(ind.) torestrictanymotions regardingtheCreekianUnion. VetoedbytheImperator

- MotionbySharktocuttieswith theCreekianUnion

- MotionbySharktoremove GageV fromthepositionof Senator.

MCKEEN COUPED IN FOREIGN COUNTRY, NEW GOV’T ESTABLISHED

Aftertheleakwaspublicized,McKeenofferedthe ownershipofYisvanliatoJosephHorvath,Johann KümmelandOttoKümmel,whousedtheinformation withintheleaktosignMcKeenupforvariousmailing listsusinghisemails

3 INDICTED ON RACKETEERING, DRUG CHARGES

ALMENKISTAN-Onthe13th,3 peoplewereindictedinAlmendria onacriminalconspiracy.The chargesincludedracketeering, attempttocommitacrime, possessionofillegalsubstances, continuingacriminalenterpriseand small-scaledistribution

Theindictmentagainstthemalleged thatthedefendants–namedbytheir initialsasZM,HWandJH–rana criminalorganizationnamedthe AlmendrianCartel,withZM leadingitunderthealias“Señor Azul”(withZMspelling“Señor”as “Senior”).

RSL BASIS ESTABLISHED

ALMENKISTAN-Onthe16th,a basisforschoolsinthe RevolutionarySchoolofLearning wasestablished Theschoolsthat wouldcomprisetheRSLinclude thePeople’sRedFacultyfor

Afterthecoup,theMcKeenLegion-misnamedbythe Daily Pravda asthe“InternationalLeagueof McKeenists”-wasjokinglyestablished,withthe emblemofYisvanliabeingchangedtoaphotoof McKeen&hisfatherandtheanthembeingchangedto “GodSaveTerryMcKeen”,whichwaswrittenby Horvathandpreviouslyservedastheanthemofthe FederalRepublicofZepranauntilitsreplacementon the17th

Sometimeafterthis,onthe13th,aconstitutionwas ratifiedbythetrio,whichappointedOtto&Johann KümmelasPresidentandVice-PresidentandHorvath asChairmanoftheYisvalianPeople’sSocialistParty (YPSP).

ItalsostatesthatHWandJHwere previouslyinvolvedintheZepranan cartel–whichhasbeenthesubject ofmuchAlmendrianlore–thatJH hadcontinuedtoinvolvehimselfin criminalenterpriseafterbeing involvedintheZeprananand Negrostanicartels,andthat–underneaththeAlmendriancartel–thethreewereinvolvedinthe production&distributionof methamphetamine,aswellas violentcrimesagainstrivalgroups

TheindictmentcomesafterZMhad turnedhimselfintotheUSR government,andadmittedtoTerry McKeentogoingunderthealias SeñorAzul,tellinghim,“I committedacrime” Afteratrial wasscheduledforZMfor2July, theindictmentwasreleasedforhim andtheother2defendants

Economics,thePeople’sRed FacultyofMarxist-LeninistStudies (teachingMarxist-Leninist ideology),thePeople’sRedFaculty ofAdministration(teaching administrativetasksinregardsto theUSR),andthePeople’sRed CollegeofWarandIntelligence (teachinghowtocarryout cyberwarfareonvariousplatforms)

Thefollowingstatementwasgiven outinregardstotheindictmentby JohannKümmel:

“Inregardstothe trial,the followingchargesareissuedfor [ZM](whogoesbyvarious aliases),[HW]and[JH],inregards toacriminalorganizationbasedin Almendria.Thisorganizationhas beenallegedtoengageinvarious crimesformonetarygain,including drugproduction&traffickingand attemptedmurder.”

ItisnotknownifHWandJHareto havetheirtrialsonthesamedateas ZMoriftheyaretohaveseparate trialdates

TheRSLalsoplanstoaward doctoratesinnumeroussubjectsincludingeconomics,Marxist theoryandeducation-andhasalso releasedabasiccoursefornew citizensoftheUSR AlawschoolnamedafterJosephHorvath-is alsointheworks

“SUPERGROWTH PROGRAM” EXPECTED TO BOOST CITIZENSHIP

Whileitisnotknownbythe ANS whatmethodthis involved,itwasstatedbyArunainaprivate conversationthatitcouldtargetapotentialof approximately300,000peoplepermonth Ifindeed true,themethodcouldturnouttobeoneofthemore effectivewaysofrecruitingnewcitizens

FIRST REAL ESTATE TRANSFER IN TAKSOVIA

Onthe15th,thefirstrealestatetransferinTaksovian historyoccurredwhenJosephHorvath-whohadleft Taksoviathesameday-transferredlandworth approximately78millionspaz($016)toJohann Kümmel.Thelandthatwastransferredcomprisedthe territoryoftheKingdomofNegrostan-whichrenamed itselfafewdayspriortotheEmpireofVoluziathoughHorvathstatedthatitstillhadsometerritory, regardlessofthepurchase.

Thetransferwaslegalizedthroughatitlefromthe CreekianUnion,whichwassignedbyKümmel, Horvath,GageV.(whoisChairmanoftheCreekian Union)andTheDerake(whoservesasChancellorof Taksovia).Thetitlewasdeclaredinvalidthefollowing dayafterTaksoviawithdrewfromtheCreekianUnion

TAKSOVIA LEAVES CREEKIAN UNION

Onthe16th,Taksovia-anAutonomousRepublicof theUSR-withdrewfromtheCreekianUnionaftera Senatevotetowithdrawpassedwith3infavorand1 against ThemotionwasmadebytheImperatorof Taksovia-ZacharyEgret-afterrequestbyanunknown person

Anti-CreekiansentimentwithinTaksoviahassteadily grownoverthepastfewweeks,withJosephHorvathwhorecentlyresignedhispositionasConsul-beinga keyfigureinthemovement Onseveraloccasions,he proposedmotionstoleavetheCreekianUnion,stating ithadn’thelpedTaksovia

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