GO AS EACH OTHER If you’re together, it’s a cute way to show everyone how well you know your partner. Close enough to nail their style, walk, and weird slang. If your relationship doesn’t survive the trick or treating trail, you can easily rebrand and say you’re dressed as trash.
STEVE IRWIN + A STINGRAY The romance might have felt like a walk on the wildside, but you can’t change nature. Sometimes the things we love the most can hurt us. Don’t worry about being alone during spooky season, though. There are plenty of fish in the sea! Maybe just avoid the ones that sting. (Too soon?)
A FOUR LOKO + A BLACKOUT Four Lokos and blackouts go together like peanut butter and jelly. Just like the lustful romance that came to a hard end in the middle of cuffing season, blackouts have a way of reminding us why the Four Loko wasn’t a good idea in the first place.
JIM HARBAUGH + URBAN MEYER I can’t be the only one who feels the sexual tension between these two rivals. If you own a pair of khakis, you’re already halfway there. Just pull the trigger with your former romantic bestie and make a bet. Whoever stays out the longest without puking on the first night of college Halloween (the weekend before, duh) has to be Harbaugh.
JUST DON’T EVEN WEAR A COUPLES COSTUME! No one has ever seen a couple’s costume and not been annoyed. To avoid rolling eyes all night and the danger of looking like one-half of a costume gone wrong, just go as whatever you want and tell your on-again-off-again to do the same. 1870mag.COM • OCTOBER 2019 • 1870 MAGAZiNE
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