By the East Van Kids of Division 8
introduction Hello, dear citizens of the city of Vancouver! Be prepared to be amazed by the contents of this abnormal fantasy book. This book is made up of hyperactive mythical stories, varying from dark and gloomy legends to happy and bright fairy tales with a teaching end. However, the moral of all of these stories is: Don’t eat green eggs and ham!
— by Eva This is a book that Division 8 made all about fantasy stories. If you don’t know what a fantasy story is, a fantasy story is a story that is made up, like babies flying a helicopter, flying bananas, magic… and like me — I am a talking dragon.
— by Stacey
contents 2 Little Flame of Light by Dianna 4 Secure, Contain, Protect by Lorne 6 Zablarny and the Beard by Max L. 7 The Island of Esrend by Maya 11 Forgiveness by Thalia 13 Oculto (Hidden) by Hana 16 The Lilac Pin by Lucy 19 Izard’s Final Showdown by Max S. 20 Persy the Pepper Pirate by Ciara B. 21 Punishment by Eva 24 Leo’s Best Life by Frankie 26 The Rift Goes Boom by Leo 28 The Insane Baby by Stacey 29 Mystery Undersea Castle by Shereese 30 Fruit Wars by Donnell 32 DNA by Angelina 34 The Lost Adventure by Avery 37 The Misadventures of Daisy and the Honeybutter by Faith 40 Endless Tunnel by Ciara S. 42 The Revenge of Bob by Justice
Little flame of light by Dianna
Corona
Dylan
Mango
Mr. Lynch the Great Wizard
A girl named Dylan lived in a treehouse with her friend, Mango. Mango was a rare creature that came from the sun—and a creature that anyone could be greedy for. Dylan hid Mango so nobody could get to him, but that didn’t last for long. Predators called coronas were greedy creatures, and they found Dylan and Mango’s treehouse and chopped it down. Dylan and Mango escaped by jumping from tree to tree. After a while, Dylan and Mango ended up in a village. They went from door to door to ask for help, but the people in the village all refused, except for one. Mango found a sign next to a path that went up a tall mountain and Dylan read what it said: “Warning— crazy man up ahead.” Dylan and Mango walked forward up the mountain. When they finally got to the top, they saw a small shack. Dylan was about to knock gently on the door, but before she could the door opened and a crazy man with a long stick came out, yelling that he was the door wizard! Dylan just asked for help, and the
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wizard stared at her for a moment. Then the wizard noticed Mango behind Dylan. He started introducing himself, saying that his name was Mr. Lynch the Great Wizard. He said they could stay there for a bit, until they found a new home. Days became weeks and weeks became months, but they couldn’t hide from the coronas for long. When it was their fifth month at the wizard’s house, Mr. Lynch the Great Wizard looked out his window and saw a whole pack of coronas running up the hill right toward them. Mr. Lynch went to get Dylan and Mango and took them both outside. He started waving his stick around and a cloud with a door on it appeared. He told them to both get in before it was too late, but they both refused to go in without him. Then Mr. Lynch pushed them in. They both went through the door, then it was silent and the door closed behind them.
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secure, contain, protect by Lorne
December 22, 18:09 Hrs Entry 5688 We found two young adult males in the nearby Swiss forest. The forest is currently under lockdown because of the SCP-O49 that escaped during the outbreak at Facility 27. We sent out SCP-9122, “The Mimicker.” When we interrogated the adult males, they said their names were Clayton and Alex, and also that they were separated from their group. They described the area as if they were being watched from the shadows. When we initially found them, they were running out of a cave, yelling out, “You finally found us!” But when they saw SCP-9122, they screamed and attempted to run back. SCP-9122 thought they were SCP-049—an infected specimen. 9122 grabbed them and transported them back to the facility. They said they saw a weird humanoid figure with a black robe and a renaissance mask behind SCP-9122. We decided to keep them contained for seven days just in case they have the virus that SCP-049 places in the specimens we give them. So far, they don’t have any symptoms. They’ve asked for a warm blanket, new clothes, a warm shower and food. Their requests have been accepted. Dr. Jones has decided that we should release them early but monitor them to see if symptoms appear. December 24, 13:35 Hrs Entry 5689 We’ve sent the Mobile Task Force (MTF) to quickly secure the adult males because they’ve acquired all the symptoms of the infected. . . and more. So far, they have infected their family in Anchorage, Alaska, and they have escaped their house and infected their neighbourhood. The MTF are five minutes away from the scene. The hazards are acting like humans, but they are infecting everyone around them. Because of this we’ve equipped the MTF with hazard armour.
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December 24, 19:25 Hrs Entry 5690 The MTF have eliminated everyone except the two infected. The MTF are transporting the two hazards to Facility 15 for containment. We’ve found out that it was a mix of the SCP-049-B and the flu. . . so we’ve eliminated them so this will never happen again. We will call this SCP-049-X. What we observed from their medical records is that they both had a mental illness called psychosis. We’ve used SCP-9199 to resurrect them. Once we resurrected them, they couldn’t remember the incident that had happened in their home town. They said that they wanted to go home. We decided that we should keep them until we know they don’t have the virus. We are now keeping them in containment so we can experiment on SCP-049-X to find out how it triggers.
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zablarny and the beard by Max L.
Once there was a Viking village called Porksville. Zablarny was a kid leader of the Vikings. Zablarny was the only Viking without a beard, so he had to get a potion that was protected by a dragon. The dragon was the Night-Fury type of dragon. The dragon’s name was Drago and the village was mad with Drago because Drago had the grow potion. The grow potion could make Zablarny have a beard. The villagers had to take the grow potion from the dragon’s cave. They made a plan to see which way the dragon went, and to follow the dragon, hoping it was his cave. They followed the dragon, but the grow potion wasn’t in the cave, it was in his claws. The dragon started spitting water at them. (He was a water dragon.) The villagers started attacking Drago from the air by throwing stuff through the air at Drago. Drago flew above Zablarny and a little bit of grow potion landed on him because the bottle had a little crack in it. When it fell on Zablarny, he grew a beard. The dragon flew away because he was scared. Then the villagers headed home and had a party because Zablarny had a beard now. The beard made Zablarny smarter, so he could make more plans in case Drago attacked again and tried to steal all the beards away.
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the
island of esrend by Maya
Once upon a time in Esrend there were three kids attending the finest magic school. They were starting their second year of school in Dranaris Magic School. It all started with a meeting between the three kids in the schoolyard. At recess, Cadence practiced transforming into her familiar, like her teacher, Ms. Limerick, told her to. She turned flawlessly into a dragon with stunning silver scales. She flapped her wings and levitated off the ground. When she looked down, she noticed that the floating islands of Esrend were steadily falling beneath her. Meanwhile, Dahlia and Luca walked to the great oak tree to chat, and from about two metres away they could see the leaves falling up.
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“But that’s impossible!” said Luca. “Leaves don’t fall up!” “No, they don’t,” said Dahlia. Cadence made a skillful landing and crawled to Luca and Dahlia before turning back into a kid. “The islands are falling! The islands are falling!” she exclaimed. “Well,” said Luca, “that does seem like a reasonable conclusion b–” Cadence interrupted him. “No! I can prove it!” She transformed again into her stunning dragon form. “Hop on.” Luca climbed onto Cadence’s back, followed by Dahlia. “I’m gonna fly in place, so watch the ground,” said Cadence in a serious tone. Cadence flew in place, and in no time the ground was getting smaller and smaller. They sunk back to the ground and looked at each other. They knew that the islands of Esrend were falling. Later, after recess, Luca asked his teacher about the spell that held up the islands. It was common knowledge that the islands of Esrend were under a spell that held them up thousands of kilometres away from any other land. It was also common knowledge that if the island fell, the damage would leave nothing behind. Dahlia and Luca ran to Cadence after class with a paper from their teacher, Ms. Ursa. It said: “Library. Ask for the book of famous spells, and go to chapter three.” Cadence carefully read the note and said, “My next class is in the library!” “Then you should take it and find the book!” exclaimed Luca. “Yeah. That’s what I was insinuating,” said Cadence. Rrrriiingg, rang the bell. Cadence waved goodbye and ran down the hall to the library. Once she got to the front desk, Cadence asked, “May I take out the book of famous spells?” “Yes, indeed. No one taken out that book for many years,” said the librarian in a rasped voice. “Are you studying a spell?” “Yes, ma’am,” responded Cadence. “Which one?” the librarian continued. “Chapter three,” said Cadence. The book floated into the librarian’s hands. She scanned the book and handed it to Cadence. “But why would you need that?” she asked. “The islands aren’t falling, are they?” “They are, ma’am,” said Cadence. She turned away and left for lunch period. Cadence sat with Luca and Dahlia and placed the book on the table. “Here it is,” she said.
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Dahlia took the book and flipped to chapter three. “The book lists what was used!” she exclaimed. “It also says what to say in steps!” said Cadence. “This is perfect!” We need to go to the witch store after school!” said Luca excitedly. After school, the trio headed to the witch store. “So, what’s causing the island to fall?” asked Dahlia. “I saw on the news that the man who cast the spell is dying from cancer,” said Luca. “We could make islands float, but we couldn’t cure cancer,” said Cadence. Suddenly, they were stopped by the Wolf Trio bullies. “We heard you were saying that the islands were falling,” said the boy in front. “Yeah right.” He pushed Dahlia back. Cadence hissed. “Oh, I’m so scared,” said the boy on the right. “Get to the store, get the things, save Esrend. I’ll stop them,” whispered Cadence. She transformed into her stunning silver dragon form while Luca and Dahlia ran past the Wolf Trio. The two ran to get the ingredients, making a left to run to the door of the shop. Dahlia held the page with the ingredients up to the clerk. “I need these things immediately,” she said. The clerk opened several drawers and put spoons of different things into a bag, telling them it would cost $4.65. Dahlia threw five dollars on the counter, took the bag and ran, grabbing Luca’s arm. Meanwhile Cadence was baring her sharp teeth in dragon form. She saw her friends and galloped toward them, shouting, “Hop on, already!” “We need to get to the sacred stream!” yelled Dahlia. “Got it,” said Cadence determinedly. She made a sharp right and took off, beating her wings fast and intensely. She needed to be there fast. The whole city depended on it, and they didn’t even know! The sacred stream was in sight and Cadence pushed herself, managing to fly even faster than she already had. When she was one kilometre away from the stream, she flew higher while also going forward and, once she got to a certain point, she started to dive. She dove straight down to the stream and made an impactful landing. “Aah!” yelled Dahlia. “You could’ve made a more graceful landing ya’know!” “Yeah, well, I would have, but I think you’re forgetting that the fate of the city depends on us being here now!” responded Cadence in a frustrated tone. “Oh yeah!” said Dahlia. She swiftly grabbed the bag of herbs and gave it to Luca. “Come here, guys.” Cadence turned back into a human girl and joined Luca and Dahlia. “All right, join hands and repeat the spell.” Luca raised up the book and turned it to the page with the spell.
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“With these herbs we raise this land. Raise this land with the goddess’s hands. Keep it suspended in the air until we die, so make it be,” they all said in unison. Suddenly, the island stopped falling. It made quite a commotion, because making it stop made everything in Esrend wobble quite extremely. The leaves stopped falling up and everything resumed as normal—except, afterward, when the man who cast the spell died, he died peacefully and painlessly, saying that the spell had been restored. Scientists did look into everything a bit later and they confirmed that the trip of Dahlia, Cadence and Luca did save the island. They later became world renowned witches and wizards.
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forgiveness by Thalia
One day in San Francisco, there was a girl who lived with her brother in an ordinary house. Their parents did not live with them, unfortunately, because they had to attend “family business”—which neither Tobias nor Skylar believed was true, but they still carried on with their lives. It had been six years and they sometimes thought that their parents had disowned them but. . . little did they know, they were coming back sooner or later. Skylar Harvey was such an intelligent girl. She was very smart, sweet and funny. She had short ginger hair with emerald green eyes that glistened in the sunlight. Any guy who got to be with her was the luckiest guy; it was so hard to get her number because she didn’t give it to anyone that easy. Her brother, Tobias Harvey, could be bad sometimes, but not all the time. He sometimes skipped school but when Skylar caught him he was in deep trouble. He definitely had some attitude in him. He was into hockey, which kept him busy on Mondays and Thursdays. When he was with his friends he was as bad as he could get, and his friends weren’t good kids either. Tobias had a two-sided life: one at home, and one at school, where Skylar tried to keep Tobias out of trouble. But he got annoyed when he caught her looking out for him, because he thought he could take care of himself. But, overall, they had a pretty tight relationship. Skylar tried to tell Tobias not to let his two-sided life interfere with his school work. It was a wonderful day in San Francisco, a normal day for Skylar and Tobias. But when Tobias came home from school, Skylar had a worried look on her face. “They’re back,” she said. “It’s been so many years. . .” Tobias seemed frustrated and angry. Their parents appeared in the doorway. Tobias had a cold look on his face, as if he had built a fence around him. “Please, can we talk about this,” said the parents. “We didn’t want to leave you.” Tobias stormed upstairs and slammed the door behind him. Skylar looked at her parents. “Don’t worry, well get him. Let’s talk about this,” she said. The parents explained to the smallest detail what had happened. They had sacrificed their lives in order for Tobias and Skylar to have a better life. They’d come back with money and resources for their children’s future. Skylar felt thankful. She understood what her parents were saying to them, because she had also made
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sacrifices before for Tobias, like missing school to make money and help out the family. All the while, Tobias was eavesdropping. His frustration melted away. He felt guilty for storing away the anger, and a tear welled up in his eye. He came back downstairs, and without a word the whole family hugged. They were reunited again, finally.
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oculto (hidden) by Hana
This is a story about a girl named Odette. She lived in the royal kingdom with her “aunt” (Diaspro) and “uncle” (Stephan I)—the former king and queen. Odette had beautiful, majestic, wavy auburn hair that she inherited from her father. She had gorgeous hazel eyes that she inherited from her mother, and she was 16 years old. She grew up in the palace in the custody of her aunt and uncle. She had never met her biological parents, only heard stories about them. What she didn’t know was that she had much, much more power than her aunt and uncle. She also didn’t know that they were plotting something evil toward her and wanted to get rid of her, and that they were hiding a BIG, dark secret about her parents and her past. I am Odette, and let me tell you my story . . .
It was my 16th birthday, the day where I was to start my journey to look for my parents and find out more about them and myself. I was on my way to say good morning to my aunt and uncle. I was getting nearer to their room when I overheard them talking about something that included me, and the names “Odessa” and “Raphael II.” When they mentioned these names, I felt like I knew them, and, whoever they were, I needed to find out more about them. I was snapped out of my thoughts when I heard a loud “BANG!” I saw my aunt and uncle come out of their “cocoons”—I mean their bedroom, note my sarcasm—and slam the door shut. I continued walking and greeted them good morning. I was treated quite poorly by my aunt and uncle, and was never allowed to address them as “aunt” or “uncle” in front other royals. So after that I was just roaming around the castle. While I was roaming, I was greeted happy birthday by some workers and other people. I noticed a mysterious door on my way to the royal garden. I was curious about the door, and, me being me, my curiosity got the best of me and I went to check out what was hidden behind it. It was a secret library! The library was outstanding. There were shelves styled in a spiralized design as high as the sky! And many, many books on those shelves. There were magical stairs, a comfy couch and a bunch of comfy
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chairs, and, last but not least, a gigantic, magical mirror that had “Odette” written on the bottom of it in a gorgeous and magical font with beautiful details around it. I swiped my hand over my name, and the mirror started glowing and light travelled in a spiralized way around the bookshelves. A book floated its way down and stopped just in front of the mirror. It was close enough for me to read. The book was called The Story of the Missing Royals. After I read the title, the book was sucked into the mirror, which had a portallike swirl inside it. The mirror came to life, and started telling the story to me by showing me images. There were many pages that were blank, and that made me curious. Suddenly, an unknown voice randomly started speaking, and I jolted off my position. I looked toward the mirror and the voice started speaking once again. The voice belonged to the mirror. The mirror told me about how I needed to be careful, how I needed to find my parents and my real identity. The mirror also gave me advice on how to find the locations, what to do, and just some other helpful tips. The mirror showed me what my aunt and uncle were doing, and what they were talking about. I heard them mention the name “Emperor Lynch,” and many other names that were written in the story. I was about to walk out of the secret library when I heard my name being spoken. I stopped in my tracks and continued listening. My aunt and uncle were plotting something against me, and they were planning to get rid of me. I heard them saying something about me being one of the missing and abandoned royals. I left the library and ran out of the castle. I was committed to finding those people. First, I decided to get some rest and to start planning something. The next morning, I had lots and lots of energy. I was ready to go on a journey. I sneakily made my way to the royal stable. I was planning on using a flying pegasus, but there weren’t any in the stable right then, so I had to work with what was available. And that was griffins. After some time taming the griffins, I finally managed to take off. I used the map that the mirror gave me, and finally made it to the spot where the people were located. It was in a cave, up in a really high mountain. I went into the cave with a torch that I found on the wall inside the entrance. I started saying “hello?” repeatedly to see if there were people in there. My voice echoed throughout the cave. I heard footsteps, and a voice that said, “My dear daughter, is that you?” I slowly walked toward the voice, and I had visions. I remembered everything. These were my parents, and I had finally found them!
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We talked and I explained to them my plan, then we made our way to the castle. Many people there were shocked by what they saw—there were many gasps and shocked faces. The abandoned royals confronted the recent “royals,” who I still called “aunt” and “uncle.” The guards took them away. But before they got taken away, they said with a smirk and an evil glare: “He’s coming for you. Emperor Lynch! He will come for you! Mark my words!” To be continued. . .
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the
lilac pin by Lucy
In the swamp, the mud drank up the rain that fell from the grey sky. A figure moved through the muddy water, wading past the dark green lily pads up to some red mushrooms. The figure was short and thin; the blond hair on its head, though not long, was plastered to its face from the rain. Green eyes beneath the hair gleamed as they saw the mushrooms and an arm shot out clumsily. The figure attempted to grab them, but instead Ms. Mary Teller lost her balance, flailed wildly in the air, then fell with a splash into the water. Mary resurfaced, sputtering angrily, her face and hair in even worse condition from the mud. She grabbed the mushrooms and dripped her way out of the water and home. Mary sat on the porch of her treehouse, drying off. Luckily, she had built a roof over the porch, so she wasn’t getting even more wet. She sat and dripped her water through the gaps in the wooden floorboards. “It’s so unfair that I can’t have a fire to warm myself. It’s one disadvantage of living in a treehouse,” Mary thought sulkily. As she thought, she examined the mushrooms, and as she turned them over she found herself dreaming about her dream job. Mary wanted more than anything in the world to become a mushroom specialist. Unfortunately, she wasn’t very clever and when she found mushrooms she always decided to taste them. As if to prove this, as she was dreaming her fingers subconsciously raised one of the small red mushrooms to her lips. As she placed it in her mouth and bit down, a sudden pain snapped Mary back out of her dream state. She jumped up and yelped, and the mushroom fell. Mary picked it up and made two discoveries: one, her gum was bleeding, and two, there was a shiny lilac pin stuck through the mushroom, with the sharp end sticking out. Mary put down the rest of the mushrooms and picked up the one that had fallen. She pulled the pin out. It was very shiny and purple, with a thin but sharp silver blade. Mary put the mushroom in her pocket and went to her bathroom with the pin. Her bathroom was nothing fancy, just a shed with a towel, a water bottle and a hole in the ground. She dabbed her gum with the towel, but failed to do much help. Without thinking, she suddenly spoke out words of anger: “Urg, stupid gum, just heal!” Suddenly, all the pain was gone and there was no more blood. At the same time, she noticed that the pin was shaking and shining more than ever. “Magic,” she gasped, and as she turned she saw
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through the window a purple face watching her. She screamed and the thing flew away, leaving behind it a strong smell of lilacs. Mary jumped up with the pin and ran. She didn’t stop running until she was at her treehouse again. Then Mary threw herself on her “bed,” which was more of a mat with a blanket. Mary lay down and turned the pin over in her hands. “I’ll investigate you more tomorrow,” she whispered as she fell into a deep sleep. The lilac spirit, Lillian, knew that the human girl had her magic pin. She had watched the girl take it from the mushroom patch. She couldn’t have gotten it back herself, because of her allergies, but that didn’t matter now. What mattered was to get the pin so she could complete her plan. As Lillian floated up to Mary’s window and watched the sleeping girl, she smiled evilly to herself. Lillian lifted up the window sash just as something green, green as the murky green swamp water, hurled itself through the window opposite. It hit and smashed the glass into many fragments. She had the vision of a frog grabbing the pin by the girl’s bedside as the girl woke up with a start. The frog then jumped out the window it had come in through. The girl screamed as she again saw Lillian’s face. Then Lillian flew away after the frog. Mary didn’t know what to do. Everything had happened so fast. After she screamed at the purple face and it disappeared, Mary was up and out of her treehouse in a second, still half asleep, chasing after the frog. The frog turned, waiting for her, and they ran together. “Why are we running!?” panted Mary. “Look behind us!” the frog cried. Mary tried to stop running and turn at the same time but she slipped in the mud and fell on her back. The purple-faced thing was floating over her and glaring. “Who are you!?” Mary stuttered. “Lillian the lilac spirit, you foolish human girl,” replied the spirit with evident disgust. The frog had halted, with the pin in his mouth. Mary rolled over, snatched the pin from the frog and held it out. “FINE! Just have it. I don’t have anything to do with this!” Mary exclaimed. “Finally! I have my magic pin. Now I will turn everything into lilacs. The frogs knew what I was doing, but they are powerless to do anything now!” Lillian laughed. “Nooooooooo!” Mary and the frog screamed, and in a fit of anger Mary threw the mushroom from her pocket at the spirit. It hit and the spirit froze. She started to shake, and her airy body started to fizz.
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“Nooooo! I’m fatally allergic to mushrooms,” she screamed as she evaporated. “Phew, we’ve saved the swamp!” the frog exclaimed. “Sorry, I never caught your name,” Mary said. “It’s Mercury. Nice to meet you,” Mercury said. “We should make our story into a book.” “Yes, it might not make sense, but it’ll be fun!” agreed Mary. And so they did, and you have just finished reading what they wrote. Mary became a writer with Mercury, the frog, and they lived happily ever after. As for the lilac pin, nobody knows.
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izard’s final showdown by Max S.
Drawing by Eva and Max S.
Once upon a time the humans and dragons made an alliance between them. They wanted all the wood from the forest, but the forests were ruled by the ents and the elves. But there was one ent that was different—that ent’s name was Erin. All the other ents were peaceful, and if they had to fight they would capture, not kill. But Erin was a warrior, and he wouldn’t mind killing. He would charge head-first into battle. The elves supported Erin, but the other ents were mad. But then their arch enemy, Izard the Dragon King, attacked them, with the help of Scorpion—the humans’ best assassin—and their army. The ents set up defences, but Erin went to help the elves hold off the enemy. But the enemy kept on coming. They were too strong. The battle continued, getting worse every second. But Erin had a plan. He fought his way through with the help of an elite ent. A group of elves went up to Izard and said, “We will give you some wood, but not all of it, on one condition: you order the dragons to turn on the humans.” “Deal!” said Izard. Three seconds later they heard a scream, and they saw Scorpion charging at them. She fought her way through the elite elves and attacked Izard and Erin. But they worked together and defeated her. A minute later, word spread that Scorpion was dead. All the humans surrendered and were banished into the desert.
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persy the pepper pirate by Ciara B.
The sea was splashing against the pirate ship. “Land ho!” shouted the captain. “Persy, stop lying around and get back to work!” “Aye, aye,” said Persy with a cracky voice. All the pirates got off the boat, except for Persy. Persy was a 17-year-old boy who didn’t know how to be a pirate, so all the pirates, including the captain, didn’t treat him fairly. Then one day. . .“ You know what? No, I’m not going to work anymore,” said Persy, realizing he was talking to himself. “I’m not going to listen to you guys anymore!” Persy walked toward one of the cannons and made it so that the cannonball couldn’t get out. “I’m going to blow up this ship,” he whispered. “Persy!” yelled the captain. “What are you doing with the cannon?” “Umm. . . cleaning it, sir,” said Persy in a nervous voice. “Hmm, ok then. Well, we got more peppers,” said the captain. “Put them away and me and the crew will celebrate with the cannons.” Persy had a pale face. “With the cannons?” he said, in shock. Percy ran with the peppers down into the bottom of the ship and stayed down there. Boom! One cannon went off. Boom! Another one. And the last cannon was the one that was going to blow up the ship. The next thing Persy knew, he just saw glowing red. . . To be continued . . .
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punishment by Eva
This story is about Alice, my best friend at school. She was always a good-tempered, amicable and home-loving kid, not freaky at all. But when she turned 13, she changed unexpectedly. She became firm friends with rowdy, unruly girls from another school, who disruptively talked during classes, avoided volunteer work, harassed classmates and were defiant and hostile. Alice’s parents were not able to protect her from their influence, despite multiple attempts to immediately pull her out of their company by banning her from seeing any of her bad friends. It would work for a couple of days, but eventually Alice was again seen in that gang. I was losing my friend Alice quickly, and she was wrapped in a thick blanket of denial. Those girls never accepted kids like me. I was cast out. And I was not willing to be in that ring. I did not want to bully others based on looks, differences or race. The teacher also tried to appeal to Alice’s better nature, explaining that being mean to others, teasing and playing pranks would never be acceptable. “The minute you cross the line and play a prank on someone else or do bad things, there is no coming back, and whoever you offended once may never forgive you,” he said. But Alice defiantly replied, “Are you threatening me? You simply hate me. You never had a good opinion of me, but I did nothing wrong.”
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Soon, the strong ring found a new victim. That was a new girl in our school who was being slapped almost every day, and was called ugly and fat. Alice participated in all of that, too. The poor girl’s name was Zemfira. She had gotten more anxious and had some serious problems due to the bullying. She developed a slight stutter when talking because of her nervousness, and Alice’s friends had started to make fun of it, which hurt even more. One day, in the morning, I saw a crowd of people staring at the notice board at school, where a big picture of Zemfira was placed in a black frame. It was an obituary of unspeakable tragedy and loss. She had been killed by a truck at an intersection and had died at the scene. People were weeping, grieving or silently crying, unable to hide their tears. But there was something in the crowd that stood out and forced me to look up. It was Alice’s face—with a hideous smile on it. In a few days, Alice disappeared from our school and the teacher explained that her parents were going to move her to another school. Who cared, really? She had alienated herself, and that was it. Out of sight, out of mind. A couple of years later, on my way to the library, I spotted a disabled girl in a wheelchair, close to St. Andrew’s Church. It was a very familiar face, but I was not sure as it was totally disfigured and a pair of dark sunglasses covered the eyes. “Hello! Is that you, Alice?” I gasped in a state of utter shock. “Hello, how are you?” she said. Her voice trembled and was muffled, as if she had trouble speaking. “How is our class and how is the teacher?” “I’m ok, thank you. But what happened to you, Alice?” Alice’s face flushed all over. “This is for the rest of my life,” she said, struggling for words. “Zemfira punished me.” “But how?! Zemfira is dead!” I said. I started to realize that something was not right in the way she spoke. Alice looked at me and began her story, as if she needed somebody to share the pain she had suffered. There was nothing she wanted to hide, no more secrets. It turned out that Zemfira got crushed by a truck when she was running away from Alice and her friends after school. She was in a panic and did not check the traffic before crossing the intersection. It was a fatal mistake. Very soon after the tragedy, Zemfira began to visit Alice in her dreams every night, showing her wounds, scars and broken arms and legs. “Look what you did to me,” she kept moaning. The dreams gradually crawled into Alice’s real life, and sometimes the crippled shadow appeared in broad daylight, right in front of her. Exhausted, sleepless and totally mad, Alice
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would try to attack the ghost, but it vanished every time, intact, undefeated and laughing loudly. Finally, Alice jumped on bike and, like a speed demon, chased after the phantom. It was too late when she suddenly heard brakes screeching. It was the same intersection! A garbage-truck driver later reported that a bicycle had run a red light, and he had managed to swerve to the left a bit to avoid a full collision. The girl was delivered to the emergency room soon enough to save her life. For months she felt nothing, being in a coma. It took a very long, long time for Alice to rise from sleep, only to discover that she was now disfigured and disabled. “The doctors don’t understand why I can’t walk, even though my spinal cord was not damaged,” she said, sighing heavily. “Maybe it’s in my brain.” A trace of smile slid across her lips: “But I can move my hands. I can write and read. I am happy all the same, in a way.” I was ready to embrace her. She went on: “I pray for Zemfira every Sunday in that church.” She glanced in the direction of a Catholic church. I noticed a small book of prayers in her arms. “My mom planted little forget-me-nots on her grave and we both come and visit her after the service.” Alice’s mom came out of a nearby clinic and greeted me. “Hi, darling! Long time no see! Tomorrow is Alice’s birthday. Will you come?” “Sure. Gladly! How could I miss it?” I said. I took Alice’s hands and squeezed them gently. Her hands thawed and became full of life, and her spirit soared.
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leo’s best life by Frankie
Leo and his wife Patricia lived together in Las Vegas. They adopted a son, who was named Bob. They would fight every day by insulting each other. Patricia found out Leo was cheating on her! She got so mad that she dropped a bell on him, and Leo got sent to the Land of the Double Dead! As Patricia was going home after killing Leo, she got hit by a car that was crossing the street. She got sent to the Land of the Double Dead, too! Leo found a friend named Bob in the Land of the Double Dead. They played hide and seek. There were cool places to hide, like behind icicles, behind rocks in the cave, and up high because they could climb walls. One day, while playing hide and seek, Bob found a new person. He said, “Hey, Leo, I found somebody new to play with.” Leo went over and saw that it was Patricia! Leo yelled, “Hey! You killed me!” She said,“Yeah, I did! So what?” “How come you’re here?” Leo asked. “Because I didn’t look while I was crossing the street and I got run over by a car.”
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“Ha, ha!” Leo laughed in her face. He whispered to Bob, “Let’s play hide and seek, but let’s trap her where she is hiding!” So they started the game, and Patricia hid near a big boulder. Leo whispered to Bob, “Hey! Where are you? Come out and let’s get our revenge!” Leo and Bob saw a pile of rocks above Patricia and they caused an avalanche to fall on top of her. She was buried! Leo and Bob high-fived each other and celebrated. Once the cheering was over, Leo heard a noise. Rocks were falling from the ceiling! Mr. Lynch the worm had made a tunnel into the cave. Mr. Lynch then said, “Hey fellas, how’s your day? Can I help you?” Leo answered, “Yes! Can we get out through your tunnel?” Mr. Lynch said, “Sure! But let me make it bigger.” Bob and Leo got to escape, and they left Patricia behind in the cave. As a reward, Mr. Lynch got a lifetime supply of apples. As a surprise, Mr. Lynch told Leo that his best friend Bob is actually his adopted son, Bob! Leo and Bob got to live together forever.
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the
rift goes boom by Leo
In an old abandoned messy factory, two people, Barry Allen and Harrison Wells, were working on a shield. Because a rift was going to explode! In four days Barry and Harrison Wells had to make eight shields, because the eight planets in the alliance each needed their own protective shield. Jeff Lynchos was the enemy mastermind. He was a super-handsome bad guy who wanted to make planets disappear! He was not fond of animals or people. It was Jeff who had opened the powerful rift that would explode in four days. That day, Barry overheard that Harrison Wells was working with Jeff in his super high-tech pod. This was while Jeff was engineering a shield for Barry in his messy, destroyed ancient factory. They had to fix the machines before they used them.
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In addition, Harrison Wells was messing up the shield that he and Barry were building—on purpose! But, luckily, Barry had another shield. He had suspicions about Harrison Wells from the start. He knew that Wells was messing up his shield on purpose. Barry used his working shield to cover the planet and save it from the rift. He saved millions of people! Meanwhile, Barry built a carbon-fibre special glass titanium metal jail. It was specially made to attract Jeff and Harrison Well’s shield, so Barry captured the two bad guys and they could no longer escape. The rift went boom, but everyone was saved because of Barry’s shields.
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the
insane baby by Stacey
The baby was flying a helicopter to get away from his parents because they weren’t cool enough when a volcano began erupting. This caused the baby to crash the helicopter into the mountainside. So the baby ran off into the forest. In the forest, the baby ran into a carnitor, which was a kind of dinosaur with two horns. The carnitor tried to swat the baby. The baby dodged the carnitor and went to the mountain. In the mountain, the baby built a village where he could stay safe from the carnitor. The baby grew up to be 27 years old. He was a man now, named Owen. He had built a big village on the mountain with everything a person would ever want, including his very own McDonald’s. And the man had a happy life!
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mystery undersea castle by Shereese
Once, a long time ago, there was a girl named Olivia. Olivia was 16 and loved to draw. Olivia had a brother. His name was Roland and he was 14. He loved to chill and listen to music. Olivia and Roland lived in an undersea castle. Roland had a secret, and his secret was that he could change from merman to human. No one knew his deep, dark secret—not even his own sister! One day in the morning, Roland was chilling, listening to music. The witches were demanding to know his secret, but he refused to let them know. But the witches said, “That is not an answer.” So the witches kidnapped Roland and they took him to an undersea dungeon. Soon, Olivia found out and made a plan to go on an adventure—to find her little brother. One hour later she found him, and she was so relieved. While Roland was in the dungeon, he had asked a lot questions He found out that one of the witches’ names was Emily. And Roland also found out her age. She was 19. Then Roland had killed the witch to save himself, but he didn’t tell Olivia that because he didn’t want to. So they swam quickly away from the witches’ hut and went home. They lived happily ever after, and Roland kept his secret until he died.
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fruit wars by Donnell
It’s morning sometime in the book, and the Banana Queen was bathing. She realized that a banana cannon was being shot, so she got out and put on her banana bread shoes and banana cloak to get ready for battle, because the Fruit Wars had started. King Arthur started the war because the Banana Queen stole the king’s ultimate banana smoothie, which is what granted her powers. But the Lemonade Dragon swooped in and stole the smoothie while no one was looking, and drank the entire thing, gaining powers for himself. He then used his powers for himself. He used them to make a whole pond of magic lemonade. The Banana Queen and King Arthur made a truce against the dragon in order to find the legendary pool of lemonade, so that they could gain its powers and brutally put the dragon to sleep. They went to dragon’s cave and found the lemonade and drank it. They gained powers and took their banana swords to fight the dragon. Unfortunately, they had drunk from the wrong pool—and it wasn’t lemonade that they drank. . . They were still able to break the dragon’s foot, but they passed out pretty quickly, never to awaken again. Luckily, the one soldier who was always by King
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Arthur’s side was able to find the real pool of lemonade and gained the real powers. Except he couldn’t stop drinking it and exploded from having too much power. The rest of the soldiers were able to escape because of that distraction, but they saw that the whole land had been destroyed by the dragon, who was looking for a female dragon. The Lemonade Dragon was unfortunately the only dragon left, so he ate up all of the remaining soldiers because he was mad. With everyone gone and the whole land destroyed, the dragon fell asleep and never woke up. But 700 years later, two explorers, Brock and Gary, found the dragon’s bones, put them in a museum, and became rich and famous because they were able to invent lemonade from the dragon’s bones.
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dna
by Angelina The village had been haunted by scientists for more than 20 years. It was David’s 18th birthday, and they threw a small party. The party was over at noon, and all of a sudden David heard someone pounding on the door. When he opened the door, he saw a man wearing a white coat. The man read on his checkboard, “Number 1705, David Souster.” He took David in a car and drove him to the lab. In the lab, there were bottled bloody fossils and rows of DNA inserts. The man treated David to a seat. He soon took a needle and inserted it in David’s arm—the blade was so sharp that he didn’t even feel it. They took his DNA and matched it with an animal. Taking an IQ test was part of the test, and David’s IQ was past an average 18-year-old’s, so the animal was sure to be smart. The final result was a rat. The scientist soon took the DNA and genetics from the rat and inserted it into David. The air felt cold, but David felt warm, like as if he was next to a fire. David woke up on the floor in a dark room, surrounded by people. They were all tied up. Each of them looked like a different species of animal. They were all stuck in a big metal dusty box, being drifted away from their family and friends. They were going to go live in the land of species tests until they reached 30. They were soon dropped off, and it was up to them to figure out their lifestyle. “Number 1705,” a bearded man called out. He grabbed a tracker and inserted in David’s shoulder, then pushed him out of the line. David was soon being escorted to the train. They gave him a few supplies and sent him off. Soon, he got off the train, bumping his head. “ Ow,” David groaned. “Are you okay?” asked a girl. She had hair just past her shoulders, curly at the ends, and she had pale, freckled skin. “Hi, I’m Nancy Amara. I’m really sorry.” “No, it’s my fault,” said David. They ate lunch and became friends. Soon, a scientist approached them. “Number 1705 and 1709, time to go.” They were now being escorted to a room. In the room was a large portal. The man grabbed David and Nancy by the collar and threw them into the portal. When they woke up, they were in a room, and they were both tied to a chair. A man with messy grey hair and a bloody lab coat approached them. “Who are you?” asked David. “I’m Alexander the Great, the one who created animal DNA in humans. Looks like you’re a rat, and you. . .”—he pointed to Nancy—“a crow?” “A hawk,” she corrected him.
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The scientist took a needle. “What are you going to do with that?” asked Nancy. “What do you think? Honestly, did you really think there was a land where species live?” said the scientist. “Then where do they go?” asked David. The man had a slight smile. He pulled a knife and screamed, “To the never world!” He threw the knife at Nancy, but just in the nick of time Nancy dodged, spread her wings, grabbed David and flew up through the ceiling. She was bleeding from her head from the shards of glass she broke through. “Over there,” said David. “There’s a river where you can wash the blood from your head.” They were now in a forest, washing their wounds. They heard rattling noises in the bush. “Who’s there?” asked David. No one answered, but soon a guy with blond hair and blue glasses appeared. He was half human, half wolf. “Nancy?” he said. Nancy soon faced him and said, “Oh, Ashten!” She ran and leaped on him. “This is Ashten, my older brother,” she said. “Why are you here?” he asked. “We just escaped from the lab,” replied Nancy. Ashten pulled a map out of his backpack, and on the map there were drawings of portals. “These are portals that will bring us back home. I, too, escaped from that man. He nearly killed me!” Ashten started to treat Nancy’s head, then David, Nancy and Ashten went off to look for the portal. “According to the map, it’s in this direction,” said Nancy. “Ooh, look, it’s a butterfly.” Nancy started chasing it. “It’s so pretty.” “Wait up!” David and Ashten said. “Oh my god, look, it’s the portal,” said David. “What, really?” said Ashten. “Wow, the butterfly led us right to it.” They all held hands and jumped into the portal.
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the
lost adventure by Avery
“Fern, how long can we keep living like this?” said Maralyn. “Squeak, squeak,” said Fern in her usual voice. It was a normal morning in Graytown. No birds were chirping, no sun was shining, and definitely none of the clouds were leaving anytime soon, hence the name Graytown. “I mean, this place is just so sad—it’s like a black and white movie come to life!” said Maralyn, looking out at the sad townspeople. “There is nothing fun going on. . . ever!” “Squack!” said Fern as she just barely dodged Maralyn’s alarm clock, which fell off her dresser as she slammed a drawer shut. “I just feel like we need some adven—” Knock, knock. Someone was knocking on her door. “At this time of day?” Maralyn said as Fern
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ran ahead of her down the stairs. “Who could that be?” She opened the door to find a letter on the ground, and Fern growling at a blue pixie. “Fern, back off” she said, pushing Fern inside, away from the blue pixie. “Thank you, Miss Marayln,” said the blue pixie. Maralyn picked up the envelope and opened it up. She took out the paper to find. . . nothing. The whole page was blank. “Is this what you pixies call a j—whaa?” All of a sudden the paper turned into an origami mouth! “Maralyn of Graytown, I am here to welcome you,” said the mouth. “You are invited to our town. It is safe and away from danger.” “Sorry, but no. As much as I want to leave this place, I don’t want to have to be locked up again in a so-called safe town,” Maralyn said sarcastically. “Well!” said the paper, “it’s not like you have a choice.” All of a sudden, Maralyn saw a unicorn running straight for her, and then all was black. Maralyn woke up. She was in a castle, or at least a castle-looking thing. It was freezing cold and icicles were hanging from the roof. It seemed like she was in a hallway—there was a door at the very end in front of her and a wall behind her. “Hello,” said Maralyn as she walked toward the door. “Is anyone here?” Her voice echoed in the hallway. “Clonk, clonk, clonk”—for every footstep Maralyn made there was another loud echo. Creeeak went the door as she opened it. “Hello there.” A man was sitting on a chair with his back to Maralyn. “I have been expecting you,” he said in a cracking old voice. “I am coming” “Coming where?” asked Maralyn. “I am coming to you.” “Why?” Why are you coming to me?” “Because I am coming for you.” Maralyn sat up. She was sweating with nerve and fear. She looked around, trying to remember what had happened. She could tell she was moving, but how? She wasn’t walking. She looked down. . . she was on something, but what? Boom! All of a sudden Maralyn fell off that something. “Ouch!” she said as she got up, rubbing her head. She looked around and saw the blue pixie and the unicorn, who were both looking at her. The unicorn was carrying sleeping Fern in a cage in her mouth. “Good morning, Miss Maralyn,” said the blue pixie. “Where are we?” said Maralyn. “In the unknown forest,” said the unicorn as she put down Fern and opened the cage. Immediately, Fern woke up and ran straight to Maralyn. “What are we doing here?” asked Maralyn.
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“Well, you said you wanted an adventure, so we are on an adventure.” “But how are we supposed to survive? I mean, we are a group of a talking unicorn, a blue pixie, a human and a deer fox,” said Maralyn as she picked up Fern. “We have our ways,” said the blue pixie. “Yes, our ways.” He grew a Grinch smile. . .
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MISADVENTURES of DAISY AND THE HONEYBUTTER THE
by Faith
One day, there were some children waiting for the school bus at the bus stop. The names of the most important kids in this story were Daisy, the leader of the group; Gloria, the second in command of the group; and Lenny—also known as Lottie— the psycho of the group. The bus was approaching extremely fast, and suddenly it screeched to a stop! The tires were almost entirely worn down! The children energetically clambered onto the bus and scrambled into the seats. “Oh, I wish we didn’t have to go to school!” whined Daisy. As the bus tires screeched down the road, the vehicle suddenly threw the children into the back of the seats in front of them—nearly causing concussions. Suddenly, the top of the bus popped off like a cookie jar! The three children were launched out of their seats like some sort of cartoon. Daisy, Gloria and Lottie flew into the window from their chairs. . .that would probably cause some lasting brain damage. They all turned to the teacher for instruction on how the day would go, because the schedule was inexplicably missing. Then they realized the teacher was spinning the ruler very fast. They were confused—were they supposed to do that?
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Then the children looked around the room and saw coffee cups everywhere, and they understood that the teacher had probably drunk some extra coffee today. Suddenly, our trio heard a voice! It said,“Late. . . late. . . late. . . school. . . SCHOOL!” The trio realized that they had forgotten their late slips! They had already started working, but now felt themselves slipping and falling off the cliff of motivation into the pit of procrastination. And so they dejectedly walked to the office to collect their late slips. Lenny had to keep herself from rolling her eyes as the secretary passed them their late permission slips. Suddenly, they heard a noise outside! It was a sound of a train! They were all going on a field tip on a train for some reason. The conductor materialized behind them and said, “You can’t come if you don’t have your permission slips!” Daisy, Gloria and Lenny all said, “But we already gave it to the teacher!” The conductor replied, “Well, I didn’t get anything, so you’re staying here!” The trio saw their teacher’s evil smile through the window. They thought they could also hear a deep, malicious laugh, and the trio gasped as they watched their teacher dissolve into hate molecules! So Daisy and Gloria told Lenny to stop the train—but they never specified how. So Lenny decided to run in front of the train. As the train got within inches of her, she surprisingly saw a vision: a lonely little boat in the sea with flowers and luggage, and was that a coffin. . . ? She did a double take. Who was in the coffin? It was open! She was dead! Suddenly the sound of the train echoed in her ears, and she realized stopping a train with her body was a bad choice. As the train impacted with her face, she was jolted awake. She was on the bus! Hah, it was a concussion after all! She looked around and saw other children ripping their faces off the backs of seats—there were face imprints on some of the seats. Suddenly the bus turned toward the school, and barrelled into it! They smacked into the seats once again and blacked out. Suddenly, they woke up! The little children were under the rubble of the bus and school, and they fought their way to the surface, despite being very weak. Gloria realized she could not crawl out, so she called out for help. She heard voices say, “Sick . . . sick. . . sick. . .” Eventually, Daisy rushed over and managed to dig Gloria out of the rubble. “Wow, I hate this!” Daisy stated brattily. “I want to go to McDonald’s.” Lenny had an idea. She decided that they would row across the water, on the remains of the Earth left over from when the bus smashed into the school. The bus must’ve had some sort of nuclear weapon in it! And so they decided they would take a little paper boat—that had somehow grown to the size of a regular rowboat—to the McDonald’s.
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And so they set sail. The journey was long and treacherous, but they made it to McDonald’s (which was miraculously unharmed). They stepped inside, went up to the counter and ordered their food—which was just three Happy Meals. An hour passed. They were finally done their food, so they could now go into the Play Place (which was now bigger than a football stadium). They ran around screaming in the Play Place! Daisy fell down the slide and smashed her face on one of the balls in the ball pit. Suddenly, Daisy saw her mother’s face in front of her eyes. “Finally, you’re awake! I knew I shouldn’t have let you eat all that candy! Are you okay? I’ve been trying to wake you up for FIVE hours!” All Daisy could muster up was a pathetic whine. She looked to her sides and saw both of her friends collapsed in a heap of candy wrappers. She saw her friends stirring gently. They both slowly opened their eyes. The trio looked like a mess. Their fingers were sticky and so were their mouths, from all the candy. Daisy looked at her mother’s side and saw her older sister, Beth, hovering over her worriedly. “Let’s get you three to bed. Lenny lives far away so we can’t get her home, and Gloria’s parents don’t have any medicine at their house.” Beth sighed. And so all three were carried to Daisy’s room one at a time. Daisy got the bed (of course), and Lenny and Gloria got to sleep on leftover mattresses on the floor next to Daisy’s bed. And they all missed three weeks of school. Epilogue “You shouldn’t have eaten this much candy,” gently chided Luna as she rung out a towel over the bowl, soaked it again, and gingerly placed it on Daisy’s head. “Nnngh. . . soup. . . ” Daisy creaked out. Luna sighed. “Okay, I’ll get some soup for you.” Daisy made a noise that probably meant yes. Luna smiled at Daisy over her shoulder as she walked out to get some soup for her.
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endless tunnel by Ciara S.
Once upon a time—actually, not too long ago, maybe last week—there was a guy named Tim. There was something odd about Tim, maybe the fact that Tim was super bored all the time—day in and day out, he was just bored. One day, Tim realized that he needed an adventure, so he packed all of his bags, caught a taxi to the airport and got on a plane to Egypt. Nineteen hours later… It was 2 p.m. and Tim was getting off the plane. For some reason the airport was on a hill, and while Tim was walking down the hill he suddenly tripped on a rock and fell down. He rolled down the hill and fell deep into a tunnel. Tim got a huge headache from hitting his head on a rock. He got tired of whining, so he got up and went deeper into the tunnel to explore. All of a sudden Tim saw a light by a corner, so he ran to it. “What the heck is this!” said Tim. Tim had ended up in an underground deserted mine that wasn’t so deserted anymore. The first thing Tim saw was a bunch of spiders, snakes and bats, who were all roaming around trying to attack. Also, Tim almost got impaled seven times by spikes laying on the ground. He found this shop full of useful valuables that could help him live through the tunnel. He saw the shopkeeper, who greeted him. The shopkeeper’s name was Nacho, and he had been living in the tunnel for a year. He had given up trying to look for an exit, so instead he travelled all over the tunnel selling his valuables to explorers, though most of them were dead. Tim bought some rope, some explosives and some super glue, then he left the shop. Later, Tim saw this golden statue in the middle of the ground. He remembered from Indiana Jones that it could be booby trapped, so he watched his every step carefully. He threw a rope in the air so it plunged itself on the roof, then he quickly grabbed the statue and climbed the rope to the top. All of a sudden a. . . BOULDER broke through the wall and broke everything in its way. It broke through the shop and hit Nacho the shopkeeper! Tim ran all the way to Nacho the shopkeeper. He picked him up and put him in a hole, and had a mini funeral for Nacho.
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RIP NACHO UNKNOWN - 2018 NACHO WILL BE MISSED Then Tim walked away with sorrow for Nacho. He walked to the fifth exit and went through, where he met Tunnel Man. Tunnel man asked Tim for help. He asked Tim for some explosives so he could blow through the tunnel to find an exit faster! Tim offered to give Tunnel Man explosives if he could come with him. Tim held out his hand and said, “Shake it, don’t mistake it.” Tunnel Man agreed and Tim gave him all of his explosives. Later, Tunnel Man and Tim went on a spree, making a tunnel of their own with the explosives. They came across this pink bubble on the wall, and when they investigated it the tunnel started rumbling and a big worm came out and ate them both. The worm didn’t eat them literally—it swallowed them. It was like a whole new world inside the worm. It was full of bacteria and acid and all these diseases. Tim saw an exit and ran to it. They ended up back where they had been, and just acted like nothing happened. Then they continued to explode through the tunnel. Hours and hours later, Tim got tired but continued to explode through everything. Then Tunnel Man saw cracks of light and got excited. They continued blowing up the wall in front of them, and then it collapsed and they were in Egypt. They got so happy that they passed out and woke up five hours later, still happy. Tim thought, “I’m never, ever going on an adventure again.”
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the
revenge of bob by Justice
A long time ago in a faraway village there lived three brothers. The first brother was the youngest, and his name was Blackberry, but everyone just called him B. The second brother was the middle child—his name was Raspberry. Finally, the last brother, the oldest brother, was called Blueberry. All the brothers were famous, they had a reality TV show called Keeping up with the Pancake Brothers. Everyone in the village loved them. . . except one. His name was Bob, and he was a waffle. He hated the brothers so much. He hated them with every bone in his body (even though pancakes don’t have bones). One day Bob came up with a plan to end them for good (muuhahhhahah). A few days later… The three brothers came home and they were very tired. Blackberry went home to his cracker house and went to sleep. Raspberry went to his home in his cotton candy house and went to sleep. The last brother, Blueberry, went home to his hard caramel house and went to sleep. Hours later, it was 3 a.m. and everyone was fast asleep. There was not a peep to be heard, not even from the mice. Bob (da da daaaaa) was tiptoeing to the brothers’ houses. Bob went to the first house and poured hot water all over it. B woke up and screamed—“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!’’—and ran over to Raspberry’s house. He screamed, “Help me, help me!” but no one answered him. He looked around Raspberry’s house and realized from what he saw that Bob had already got there. Blackberry ran over to Blueberry’s house and knocked on the door, calling, “Help me, help me!” Blackberry opened the door and saw Raspberry. “What are you doing here?” “I got attacked.” “Oh, don’t be overdramatic,” said Blueberry. “C’mon, let’s go downstairs, to be safe.” So the three brothers went downstairs, but then they heard a knock on the door. They ran upstairs and opened the door and kicked Bob in the face and lived happily ever after. Psych. Instead they tiptoed upstairs, grabbed a banana and slowly opened the door and saw Bob.
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Bob slowly started walking toward them, then all of a sudden he fell on the ground and knocked himself out. “Omg, what happened?” said Raspberry. “I think he slipped on my banana peel,” said Blueberry. They all burst out laughing. “Hahahehehahahehehahahehehahahehehahahehehahahehehe.” Now what?” asked Raspberry. “I know, we can send him to Salty Toast Land.” So that’s what they did. They got Bob a one-way ticket to Salty Toast Land and never heard from him again.
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