Volume 35, Number 5
May 2023
24 Pages
Lubbock, Texas 79423
In May & Inside 1st May Day 5th Cinco de Mayo 5th First Friday Art Trail 6th Roundtable set 14th Mother’s Day 18th Business EXPO .................... page 5 20th Armed Forces Day 29th Memorial Day
Summer Showcase begins............. page 2 Mother’s Day quiz ........................... page 9 Give Mom a Gift ............................ page 24 Casas for CASA Raffle .................. page 12 Nutrition tips................................. page 14 Time to throw it out ..................... page 16 Composting ................................... page 16 Coping with stress ....................... page 18 Lawn watering days & times ....... page 19 At the Cactus Theater ................. page 23
Whatever you call her, treat her special on Mother’s Day and get her house cleaned. (See “Give Mom A Gift Of Clean,” page 24.)
Here are some quotes most moms can identify with. Silence is golden, unless you have children. Then silence is suspicious. Sometimes my ‘mom voice’ is so loud even the neighbors brush their teeth and get dressed. I’m sitting alone in the bathroom with the door locked, eating Nutella. How’s your day going? My expectations + reality = comedy. Or crying myself to sleep. When my kids act up in public, I like to yell, ‘Wait ‘til I tell your mom!’ and pretend they’re not mine. Boys: Less drama than girls, but harder to keep alive. ‘Can he have this?’ With the first baby: ‘Is it organic and homemade?’ After second baby: ‘He can have anything except narcotics and alcohol.’