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TOP PHOTO: Leslie Kimiko Ward. BOTTOM PHOTO: The senbazuru just before the burn. COURTESY PHOTOS

IT TAKES A VILLAGE TO MAKE A WISH COME TRUE OPINION BY LESLIE KIMIKO WARD

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OHNNY WAS SO HELPLESS the message I’d received to fold them. These when he was a baby. He couldn’t sorts of thoughts, I don’t question, I just act, aamaq, [nurse], a bottle. I had to and so, in October, under the full hunter’s use syringes to feed him. For three months, moon, my family and friends gathered toI had to put the tube on the side of his cheek. gether on our sustainable farmstead in OreHe’d always cough up through his nose and gon’s Willamette Valley. We enjoyed a feast of his ears. The milk would come out, through the food my father and I had raised and harhis nose and his ears.” vested. I laid the cranes out on the table. They This quote, from Sara Prince, of Kotlik, were our guests of honor. People took turns about her adopted son, Johnny Prince, who writing on them, and sharing stories of death was born with a cleft palate, is one of a thou- and connection. After dinner, we all walked sand details that demonstrate the tenacity of through the cool fog, out to the back pasture, her motherly love. I began connecting with where I piled the cranes on top of a metal Sara, and learning more about Johnny, a little trash can lid, and lit them on fire. The smoke over four years ago, 22 years after the memo- swirled up in a white column. The flames ry Sara describes, back when I was a witness burned with flickers of green and blue amidst to her son’s death. dancing spires of bright orange and yellow. Some of you may already be familiar with Names and messages that were trapped on this part of the story. I was an artist in resi- the paper rose in the smoke, returning to the dence in the village of St. Michael when there spiritual ether, releasing me from the weight was a terrible acciof their care. dent; Johnny, (Pa or Names and messages As the flames Papa2 to his friends died, I reached and family), became that were trapped on the down to pick up a trapped under his paper rose in the smoke, few folded cranes snow machine and that seemed not to drowned in the lake returning to the spiritual have burned. The beside the school. disintegrated ether, releasing me from cranes In the days that folin my fingers, ashes lowed, I engaged the the weight of their care. that had held their school children in shape, released by creating “senbazuru” or folding one thou- my touch. We collected the ashes and spread sand origami cranes, a significant blessing in them around a yellow rose bush planted in my Japanese culture. As we neared our goal, memory of my paternal grandmother. From our story went viral through social media, this moment, I began to tell a new story, one carrying with it a hopeful message of grief that focuses more on life than on death. One support and suicide prevention. that includes Johnny Prince and his mother, I became the de-facto keeper of this story, Sara. working the death and suicide prevention “He was my second oldest, a big help to my circuit, learning the lingo of grief sensitiv- husband and I,” says Sara. “He was so … how ity, sharing our hopeful message everywhere do I say it? Not attached, but he was so lovfrom children’s bereavement camps, to the ing to his grandmas. [Whenever they needed Governor’s Awards in Juneau, to a recent help], Johnny was always the first one out the conference on death and dying held at Reed door, always chopping them wood, and getCollege in Oregon. My friends and I even ting ice, doing household chores. Really, we folded a second senbazuru, (the originals tell him once, and we wouldn’t have to tell are on permanent display in the library of him more than once. the St. Michael school). I taught workshops, I think he made us who we are today. He teaching people how to fold origami cranes, made me into who I am today because I inviting them to write names and messages watched him be born. I took him and raised honoring their deceased loved ones on my him and adopted him even though he had paper birds. I told them about how, in Japan, sickness. the crane is a symbol of peace and long life, He was a very happy, helpful young man. how the crane is said to carry the souls of the In our Yup’ik words, when we corrected recently departed on its back up to paradise. him, scold or nunaq, him, he did not take it For years, I carried a thousand cranes with seriously. He always had a happy attitude tome everywhere, an interactive traveling me- wards us when we nunaq him. He’d always morial, strung in long, colorful strands, an- be joyful, and come back. He wasn’t quick to chored with bone and feathers, packed in an anger. He liked to laugh and tease. antique metal suitcase. They were beautiful Johnny was a very athletic kid. He started and they were increasingly heavy, both physi- basketball at 4th grade, and also NYO, wrist cally and emotionally. carry, Alaska high kick. Seal hop was his best. This summer, I carried the cranes all the He always come home with trophies.” way back to St. Michael, my first visit to the In recent conversations with Sara, I learned village since my fateful residency, and when that Johnny had his final surgery to correct I loaded them off the plane, a bent edge of his cleft palate when he was just eight years the suitcase sliced into my hand. I put my old. Four years later, when Johnny was 12, he mouth over the cut to protect the cranes, and was diagnosed with osteosarcoma, a cancer the metallic taste of my own blood coated my in the bones of his leg. The family spent a tongue. year in Seattle, at Seattle Children’s Hospital, This fall, in a guided meditation, I received where the doctors treated Johnny’s cancer a message that it was time for me to burn my with chemotherapy and bone transplants. senbazuru. The thought came just as easily as “When Johnny woke up and we discussed December 3 - December 9, 2015

it was cancer with him, he said to his doctor, ‘you can cut off my leg if you want.’ He was always coming up with his own solutions.” The treatments worked, and Johnny’s cancer went into remission, where it remained, until his death in St. Michael at the age of 22. “On our last trip [to Seattle], Dr. Conrad, [Johnny’s oncologist], asked Johnny, would you like to live with me for a couple years? He wanted to show him off … After we left, my husband did all kinds of beautiful stuff for the doctors. He made little baskets out of hickory wood, really tiny model baskets to show how thankful we are. He made the doctors little gifts with ivory. They were so amazed.” This year, Seattle Children’s Hospital will be honoring Sara’s son by engraving Johnny’s name on their memorial wall. Sara and her family would like to fly to the hospital, to reconnect with the memory of her son and thank the doctors once again. This may not be possible. A quick google estimate puts the cost of round trip travel for Sara’s family of five, hoping to stay in Seattle for a mere four days and three nights, at a cool $10,000. Sara’s family are commercial fishers, raising just enough for subsistence, with little to spend on family pilgrimages. In Japan, there is a legend that if you fold one thousand origami cranes, you get a wish. So moved by Johnny’s death, I have folded senbazuru many times over. The thing is, I never seemed to get around to the wishing part.

Until now. My first wish on the cranes is to make this trip happen for Sara and her family. And because I know that wishes need elbow grease, I have created a GoFundMe campaign on Sara’s behalf. To date, we have raised $620. That’s where you come in. If we can raise enough money to send Sara and her family to Seattle in January, I will drive up from my farm to meet her, (for the first time), and give her a great big hug, along with our next senbazuru, one thousand origami cranes, being folded by my friends and family as a thank you to Johnny and a gift of healing for his family. “Our lives were different before we had Johnny,” Sara continues. “He taught us to pray, to reach out to our mothers for answers, to help people, be kind for people, have a heart for people … I want to cry, but it’s like rejoice crying, not as much grieving anymore. I have hope.” To contribute to the GoFundMe campaign covering travel costs for Sara’s family, visit: gofundme.com/1000Cranes Because, you know, sometimes it takes a village to make a wish come true. n Leslie Kimiko Ward is a teaching artist, writer, healer, shepherd, and former Alaskan, now living on her sustainable farmstead in Oregon’s Willamette Valley. Alaska is her home away from home, and she returns regularly to teach in the villages and connect with friends.

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HAT WOULD YOU DO if you saw a little girl on the street, shouting “You’re not my dad!” as a man pulled her toward a car? If you’d actually do something, you’re in the minority—or at least that’s what experimenters found when they staged an abduction in broad daylight. The experiment was done out of state, with police supervision, and the video was shown as part of a Green Dot bystander intervention training program I attended recently. I went to the training to find an answer to the question you might be asking right now: “What is this Green Dot thing, anyway?” It turns out there are many ways of answering that question, which may be part of the reason for Green Dot’s success. One answer: Green Dot is a violence-prevention program that actually works, and one of the very rare programs that actually has empirical evidence for its efficacy: In a five-year study funded by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the Green Dot program reduced sexual violence in Kentucky high schools by more than 50 percent, and reduced total violence (including sexual violence, stalking, and dating violence) by 40 percent. Another reponse: Green Dot is an answer for anyone who’s seen violence happening or about to happen and wanted to act, but not known what to do. During the training, we kicked around plenty of ideas on how to apply Green Dot’s “Three Ds of bystander intervention:” direct intervention, distraction (to defuse the situation) and delegating (asking someone else to help), with ideas coming as much from the

10 attendees as the two trainers. You don’t have to chase down and tackle a child kidnapper to make a difference, although a couple of the men who actually did respond to the aforementioned simulated kidnapping were ready to do just that. You can be the person that picks up the phone and dials 911 instead. That’s delegating. If you see a mother yelling at her child in the store, you can “accidentally” bump your cart into hers and politely ask if she knows where the milk is, maybe giving her a chance to calm down. Distraction. And if you think you don’t have to do anything because someone else will? Think again. Although reporters generally try to stay out of their own stories, I have a personal example too relevant not to share: I once lived in an apartment building with more than 30 small units packed side by side. You could hear everything—and I do mean everything—through the walls, so a lot of people

sexual assault: Instead of trying to shame people into doing something, or only telling the grown man and pretend victim in the fictitious kidnapping “don’t kidnap and don’t be kidnapped, okay?”, why not engage the bystanders, any one of whom can make an immediate difference? Jake Dokken, an officer with the Anchorage Police Department and one of the volunteer trainers at the Green Dot training I attended, explained that one reason Green Dot works so well is that most people are good people. “Who doesn’t want to see violence come down in our community?” he asked. “Everyone can get behind this and it doesn’t even have to be called ‘Green Dot.’ The premise of being involved in our communities and taking care of each other can go beyond just violence prevention.”

Green Dot is an answer for anyone who’s seen violence happening or about to happen and wanted to act, but not known what to do.

heard me screaming when a violent, mentally ill man started smashing windows. But guess how many people dialed 911? None. The fact that nobody was injured at the end of the day was due mainly to blind luck, but the fact that nobody dialed 911 when they heard glass breaking and a woman screaming bloody murder is even scarier. I spoke to some of my neighbors after the fact and asked them why they didn’t call; some said they thought someone else would do it. Others didn’t give a reason, but they did show me the smartphone video they’d taken of the man ranting and breaking things. Going door to door and asking, “Hey, can we make a deal? If I hear you screaming, I’ll call for help. Next time you hear me screaming, would you please do the same First Friday Reception Dec 4th 5-8pm thing?” still holds a top spot Jim Kaiser Stained Glass Exhibit in my list of surreal life experiences. Unique gifts and Alaskana Art Green Dot really nailed it Hand made candles, ornaments and holiday offerings with one of their slogans: “No Make this season special for everyone on your list! one has to do everything; everyone can do something.” At 336-8500 its most basic, the program is 1120 Huffman Rd Ste 18 a rebranding of how we look (Behind Sushi Garden in Huffman Square) at preventing violence and www.northernmadecreations.com XNLV244779

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AN ALASKA-DRIVEN COMMUNITY PROGRAM Green Dot was initially developed as a program for use on college and high school campuses. Alaska is the first place it’s been introduced as a community-wide program as part of a pilot program in six communities (Anchorage, Bethel, Fairbanks, Homer, Kenai and on Prince of Wales Island), as part of the Choose Respect initiative. The pilot program, which wrapped up at the end of June this year, went so well that techniques developed here in Alaska are now being used to launch community-driven Green Dot programs in other states. Despite enduring steep funding cuts in the last year, the official Alaska program has enough funding to expand by two more communities. We’re also the first state to have its own trainers bureau, a collection of eight in-state trainers who have learned the entire threeto four-day curriculum that’s used to introduce Green Dot to new community partners. Once those community partners have been trained, they go on to train the public: They may give 30- to 40-minute overviews on Green Dot, or a full 4- to 6-hour bystander training. The idea is that using trainers rooted in the local communities helps them tailor the program to suit each community’s needs and resources. SO, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT VIOLENCE? Transitioning Green Dot from college campus program to a community program meant not only presenting ways to safely intervene in situations that might be leading to violence, but also the concept of “daily dots:” Ways that individuals and communities can help change the dialog and social norms around violence. “It’s a really great way to help people talk about a really complicated and painful topic, and to help people feel like what they say

matters,” explained Ann Rausch, prevention program coordinator at the Council on Domestic Violence and Sexual Assault and overseer of the Green Dot community initiatives in Alaska. With no hard statistics available yet on the community initiatives, she’s in the best position to know how the program is doing. “People like Green Dot,” she said. “People in our state, in our country, are so often impacted by violence ... it can feel so big, people can sometimes shut down. So Green Dot is really just like, ‘Hey, we’ll take you where you are. Here are some things you can do, and what you do matters.’ It’s a real invitation, instead of any kind of shaming or anything. You can do something, and what you do matters.” Over time, Rausch said, changing the dialog around violence also changes the social and community norms. And apparently it works. When I circulated an email to others who’d attended the Green Dot training and asked how things were going, I got several replies that the training had prompted ongoing conversations. “I was very impressed by the training,” wrote Adriel Grimshaw, a dispatcher with the Anchorage Police Department that attended in her off-duty hours. “It’s so awesome to see our whole community getting involved in this huge issue of violence. And I really appreciated that everyone can do something no matter how small when they see a situation. And that it doesn’t mean you have to break up a fist fight but maybe it’s more of caring for all those we come into contact whether it be at the grocery store, airplane or work situations.” As stated above, I can’t really pretend not to have a stake in conversations about this sort of thing. But really, who doesn’t have something at stake here? Even if you haven’t been personally subject to violence or sexual assault, you know somebody who has. There is no “maybe” or “probably” involved here. And I think we all agree it’s too much. The issue has just been finding a way to address a problem so big, so pervasive, that it really can feel overwhelming. But Green Dot encourages the only thing that will ever prevent violence before it starts: community connection. “When people start lifting their head up and looking at who’s around them,” Dokken said, “they start to notice other things they can step in and help with like helping a stranded motorist, picking up trash, and making friends with neighbors that a lot of people don’t even know they have.” You can learn more about the statewide initiative at greendotalaska.com. They’re also developing an online calendar for trainings and community events across the state; it should be live within the next few weeks. n

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RT IS AN IMPORTANT PART of Alaska’s rich cultural history. Alaskan Native tribes have used art for thousands of years to communicate socially, as well as express themselves creatively. But art, by nature, is constantly evolving and two local artists with Alaska Native heritage, Arielo “Bisco” Taylor and William Kozloff, are making their own mark on the Alaskan art scene and forcing Anchorage to consider that contemporary Alaska Native art does not necessarily have roots in the traditional art forms of the eight indigenous cultures of Alaska. Taylor was born and raised in Anchorage, spending most of his adolescence in Mountain View and Fairview. He comes from a large, blended family of 11 children. He himself is half Aleut on his father’s side. His first exposure to art was painting in a head start children’s program. “I started drawing soon after, too, when I was four or five,” Taylor said. “First grade was when I was actually really good at it and it just became a thing after that.” He was first drawn to graffiti and street art in fourth and fifth grade when his friends would ask him to draw their names. “I had never really seen graffiti or been exposed to it other than a mural that in Mountain View Elementary,” Taylor said. Graffiti-style “commissions” for his friends eventually led to a budding curiosity in the medium. “Eighth grade I really started drawing [graffiti]; I got a little bit of birthday money the summer I turned 14 and I immediately went to the store and bought a whole ton of spray paint,” Taylor explained. It wasn’t until just recently that Taylor became inspired by the more traditional art forms of his heritage. “I try to not incorporate [Alaska Native art] in my graffiti just because I don’t know what is and what is right and wrong to do with the designs,” Taylor said. “Every different house has different rules

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about their artwork and I don’t want to violate any of that.” Taylor admitted that he hasn’t had the chance to really explore his heritage much, although he has been doing some artwork for the First Alaskans Institute over the past year. “I’d definitely like to explore my heritage more; growing up I didn’t really have much contact with that side of my family,” Taylor said. “The only things I do know about Alaska Native culture and history is whatever watered-down version you get in public school.” A big part of Taylor’s growing interest in discovering his heritage, he says, is his 15-month old son, August. “I’d like to start him off right as far as knowing his full background. There weren’t really a whole lot of options for me to know mine until now,” Taylor explained. Taylor hopes that he will be able to get his son involved Alaskan Native education, and help him learn about his culture. Artist and friend William Kozloff, with whom he’s done a few shows in the past, will join Taylor at Red Chair Café this First Friday. The pair first met in 2008 over MySpace. “We saw each other’s work in an old boutique that’s no longer open called The Lab,” Taylor explained. The Lab catered to the hiphop community, Taylor said, and the owners commissioned local graffiti artists to do a lot of the artwork in the shop. Kozloff had a very different upbringing from Taylor’s. A self-described “village kid,” Kozloff called Tok and Tanacross home for a majority of his adolescence before his family settled just outside of Fairbanks. “There was an outhouse and no running water; you had to go into town to get water,” he explained. Kozoff’s father worked for the state, and when he took custody of his son, Kozloff found himself moving all around Alaska. “I was out of school after the second-half of second grade until fifth grade; I spent a lot of time moving around and being out in the woods,” Kozloff said. His interest in art blossomed late in life because of a conscious choice to become sober. “I spent 18 to 22 mostly just partying: a lot of

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booze and a lot of girls,” Kozloff recalled. “I kept saying that

I turned into an asshole, that was when I needed feeling whenever e h t d n a t to buckle down.” According to Kozloff, that day came sooner s r e d “I un rather than later; he and his girlfriend were getting serious rvation and he felt that it was time to settle down. “I was left with all e s e r p r fo d e e of n this excess energy,” Kozloff said. , s t It was during this time that Kozloff got into graffiti and r ive a t a N ] a k s la stenciling. Taking time to decompress, there were a couple of [A for months while dealing with the transition to sobriety of in which he tookhe was d n fo t o n to seclusion. “I was not ready to go outside. m a but I also I kind of became a recluse and used art to occupy my time,” said. “One thing lead to another … I always wanted to be gs are.” hea writer, in h t t n a n g a t s but I’m a much better artist.” how Still, writing plays a major party in Kozloff’s art. “A maff jority of it has writing in it, but the beauty of [graffiti] is —William Kozlo that you get to layer it and sort of keep the message hidden,” Kozloff said. The fun of hiding messages within his

art is only heightened with his tradition of doing live painting at his receptions. “It’s weird; it makes it sort of exhibitionistic. I get to say what I want and every once in a while someone will be like ‘What did you just write?’” Kozloff explained. Half Aleut and an eighth Athabascan, Kozloff and Taylor talked in the past about the fact that the art world is predominately white. “We talk about putting enough art out in order to force yourself to be seen,” Kozloff said. His own relationship with tradition Alaska Native art forms is complicated. “I understand the feeling of need for preservation for [Alaska] Native arts, but I also am not fond of how stagnant things are,” he said. Is it the art form itself, or the artist behind it that makes art a part of the collective culture? While neither Kozloff nor Taylor has a solid answer, both are in agreement that their Alaska Native heritage is important to them and the space they occupy in the Anchorage art scene. n

Bisco Taylor and William Kozloff will host a joint First Friday reception Friday, Dec. 4 at Red Chair Café (337 W. 4th Ave.) at 5 p.m. Find William Kozloff on instagram: @lodust.

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INTERNATIONAL GALLERY OF CONTEMPORARY ART—In Center Gallery IGCA presents “Anchorage Narratives,” a collection of interactive print works of short historical fiction made for the Anchorage Centennial using various illustration styles to create augmented reality works from artist Nathan Shafer, Angela Yatlin Gonzalez, Kris Farmen, Dawnell Smith, and Ademola Bello. “A Small Body of Work,” by Elise Rose and Jeanie Smith in North Gallery is an exhibition of mixed media and reclaimed textile work. In South Gallery, Michele Suchland presents “...and everything in between,” an exhibition of mixed media assemblage: 5:30 - 7:30 p.m. (427 D St.) RED CHAIR—From walls to canvas, graffiti artist William Kozloff & Arielo “Bisco” Taylor bring their unique spray paint artwork to Red Chair. Live painting during reception, 5 p.m. (337 E. 4th Ave.) SNOW CITY CAFE—Julie Matthews’ “Curvilinear Connections” is a new body of work created for this exhibition that found inspiration from the natural world. The clay shapes, the celadon glaze, and matte colors reflect those paths traveled while hiking: 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. (1034 W. 4th Ave.) SPARC: A CREATIVE PLACE—Group Show by Sparc artists featuring mixed media masks with music by The Arc DJ Group: 5:30 to 8:30 p.m. (425 D St.) STEPHAN FINE ARTS—“Images of Anchorage, Recent and Remembered” showcases artist Betty Atkinson’s 20 original oils, all of which depict some of Atkinson’s most personal memories of Anchorage: 5 to 10 p.m. (939 W. 5th Ave.) SUBZERO MICROLOUNGE—The Christmas spirit will be flowing as Subzero shows off their collection of art from Christmas past to present: 6 to 9 p.m. (612 F St.)

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taken a couple of years to open, but in the meantime the Girdwood opportunity came along and I learned so much about what it takes to run a very small A BODEGA is my favorite liquor store,” she says. store for simple reasons. The beer The La Bodega brand brings people is incredibly well cared for, the into the new Northern Lights Store, store features a lot of variety, and new but each is unique. “This new shop is selections are put right up front which pretty close to the Metro operation, but is handy for a busy craft beer lover like it’s funny that they’re really in two disme. The staff at La Bodega know about tinct parts of town. That’s what we saw the beer they are selling and have usuhere,” says Hatzis. “Northern Lights is a ally tried it before I have. Finally, I can busy mall, but people walk around here buy a single beer by breaking up a six more. It’s more of a neighborhood. Metpack. This takes the risk out of trying ro is squarely in a business district. The new beers. Northern Lights shop is more like the These factors keep me coming back, Girdwood store,” she says comparing even though the beer is slightly pricier the three. The Metro Mall is more like than at a big box store. La Bodega has our living room. The Girdwood shop is grown despite the competition because like our cabin, and the Northern Lights the big guys can’t deliver the at-home shop is like our urban apartment,” she feel that’s a hallmark at Bodega. says. The third La Bodega liquor store The Northern Lights store opened on Northern Lights Blvd. shares space that’s also earin a small space between REI and The third La Bodega liquor marked for the Hearth, the pizza the Middle Way Cafe on Wednesday, November 25 and the place store opened on North- and dining spot that Campobello has been working to put together. quickly got busy. “It’s such a competitive mar- ern Lights Blvd. in a small Bodega faces Northern Lights ket,” admits Pamela Hatzis, owner space between REI and Boulevard and the Hearth will extend behind it facing Benson of the small, three-store chain. “I Boulevard to the south. feel we’re competitive on price no the Middle Way Cafe. “The Hearth will focus on matter how small we are. We’re not way off and that helps. We are the place high end liquor store in the popular pizza with a wood fired oven. It will be that people go to when they are actively skier and tourist destination. She set up a very simple menu of really great pizsearching for an alternative to big box a small shop there in December of 2013. zas and appetizers. There will be a beer There’s a twist. “Jonathan Campobel- focus for sure. I think they’re wanting stores. We’re all about community, and that gives us an edge,” she says, echoing lo from the Middle Way Café came to to install 16 taps. We’re connected by a me when we were getting ready to make hallway. We’ll be working together on my sentiments. But there’s more to the new store than the move from the University Mall to what we’ll both be carrying. Once they a bigger market. Hatzis was a college the Metro location,” says Hatzis. “’I’m get opened, it will be the focus of my student when she discovered Yukon thinking about opening another res- shop to collaborate with the restaurant. Spirits in the University Mall. The store taurant and high end pizza place in this Jonathan has a little flex space room was for sale. “I got into this because I got space. I was wondering if you wanted built into the plan and if everything my business degree and decided that I to be involved in that? You could rent works out right, I might be able to hold wanted my own business,” she says. She some space from me and we could do tastings in there. I’ve never had a place was a steady Yukon Spirits customer some collaborating on the beer,’” recalls where people could sit and taste the beer long before the store was up for sale. De- Hatzis. “I said I’d love to, but I’d just I sell,” says Hatzis of exciting plans in spite her business acumen, Hatziz loves signed the lease for the space over in the works. “I’m stoked for the new shop. We’re local beer. “Jon Ashbrook, the owner, Metro,” she told him. Hatzis actually signed a lease with going to keep it simple and have just six put up these little pink signs with Uncle Sam pointing straight at you saying Campobello in February of 2012, and taps on the growler bar. I don’t want to ‘You can own this store.’ That’s what did went through all the motions: getting change the beers out as frequently as the community approval, and getting they change out over at Metro. We’ll it for me,” says Hatzis. The popularity of the craft beer store the licensing and the business details do a First Friday tap change at Northwas explosive. The place was formerly worked out. “By the fall of 2012 I was ern Lights. One tap will always be a cithe bolt-on Oaken Keg liquor store good to go. I just had to wait until the der,” says Hatzis of the layout in the new place. when Safeway lived in the space Natu- space was ready for me,” she says. Waiting was actually good. Hatzis What’s in the future for Bodega? ral Pantry took over. It was small and became more entrenched in the in- Who knows. “I’m done,” says Hatzis. dingy, but quickly became a niche. Hatzis could only do so much with dustry and learned more about what it “I’m excited to do more with what we the cramped confines of the tiny store. I takes to run multiple locations, thanks have right now,” she says with a tired, think beer lovers were clamoring more to the Girdwood location. “Yeah, it’s happy voice. n

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for her to outgrow it than she was. “It was actually a combination of factors,” says Hatzis. “The lease I had was so old going back from 1971. It was a really low price. I could afford it when I was just starting out.” The lease ended which made the price go up,” says Hatzis. It didn’t price us out, but considering that we wanted to do more, it didn’t make sense to stay. Hatzis shopped around and finally settled on the Metro Mall location and was selling beer in April of 2012. Enhancements included a three-fold increase in floor space. Special window and glass cooler door coatings and special LED lighting keeps the beers closer to what the brewer intended were part of the design. Hatzis moved to Girdwood and immediately recognized the need for a

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EROY AND THE Pop Tautologies.” “Leroy and the Eternal Truths.” Leroy’s, of course, is not the head of a band with a fetish for 1960s nomenclature, but a diner situated in Midtown’s sprawl. Neither the sign nor the interior nor the menu—nor, on many days, the clientele—appear to have changed since the 1970s. Leroy’s has a bank of windows looking across the mad rush of southbound traffic, and it is fully transparent about what the restaurant offers: Large quantities of cafeteria quality food for low prices. It is what it is. The fact that there is so little one can say about the food of Leroy’s begs a broader inquiry about mediocre food in America. Affluent Americans’ disgust with fast food has left unexamined an equally bizarre, or indigestible, question about our national cuisine: Why are there so many diners, so much decades-old grease caked on the floor of cook lines, the bleak Edward Hopper architecture so consistent across municipalities that it should lead to conspiracies of United Nations intervention in commercial building codes?

Eating at Leroy’s, you will have ample time to consider these and other existential questions. The service is not fast, though there is no reason the food should take long to prepare. Other diners appear to be in no rush either—the demographic is decidedly geriatric, and the food is strikingly similar to what you might find in a senior center cafeteria. Not that all the qualities of senior center cafeterias are negative. Paralleling the ancient Greek riddle about the circularity of age, both elementary school and senior citizen versions tend to have a high caloric density, which I certainly appreciate. At Leroy’s the standard “stack” of pancakes has five of

is a little hard to understand why every restaurant, including Leroy’s, doesn’t just make their own decent steak fries. It isn’t complicated. The fried chicken dinner comes with more side options: Mashed potatoes or a baked potato are alternatives to fries, and the plate also comes with a pretty large bowl of soup or salad. The three bean soup cooked with an ample supply of bacon is the best item I’ve encountered on Leroy’s menu, and makes up for dense, bland mashed potatoes with gelatinous gravy. While we’re on the subject of calorie maximization, Leroy’s countryfried steak with eggs, hash browns, and a side of toast has to take the prize ($12). It is a daunting amount of food, enough for even an American to subsist for an entire day. Attempting to consume the entire plate almost certainly will lead to gastronomic distress. (Generally your faithful food reviewer would only suggest such a thing based on personal painful experience.) The country-fried steak is, well, what it is. It’s no Club Paris, but it’s edible. Just make sure you have several people at the table if you’re trying to down a single plate. Once you’ve consumed your meal, and your pupils are dilating, and the windows looking out over C Street become wavy as your body reacts to caloric overload, you may be wondering a) where is the check, and b) where is the bathroom? At this point, on the 100th anniversary of Einstein’s discovery of relativity, you will realize just how much slower time moves at Leroy’s than in the rest of Anchorage and the rest of the universe. In the outside world, oil strikes have been made, states have gone bankrupt and resurrected themselves, and whole generations have procreated and perished while you’re waiting for your check. It wouldn’t be so bad, since the coffee refills are free, if they’d just come fill up your cup. n

You will realize just how much slower time moves at Leroy’s than in the rest of Anchorage and the rest of the universe. them. Can you remember the last time you ate five plate-sized pancakes in one sitting? It probably hasn’t happened, so the diner who is hanging out in Leroy’s for fewer than multiple hours will probably order a “short” stack of three massive cakes ($6). In a bizarre crosscultural reference Leroy’s offers the option to “Frenchify” the cakes by adding fruit to them. Trust me: either way you won’t get a crepe. Perhaps it is a nod to culture and Continental prices that adding bananas to a short pancake stack costs $3. The fish and chips ($13) and fried chicken dinner ($14) also offer a surfeit of calories. The crinkle cut fries from a bag are overcooked, crunchy and dry. It

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TRIP TO A LOCAL artisan bakery is a quick ticket to earthly heaven. To walk through a hobbit-small door into a warm, yeasty room full of baked goods just does it for me. Here at Fire Island Bakery are cases filled with rustic round loaves, deep-crusted and dark. Nesting in baskets are the croissants. There is pain au chocolat with the chocolate still warm inside, ham and cheese; and my favorite, the traditional croissant—flakey, tender inside, wafting the texture and memory of a Paris café morning. Then there are the cookies; espresso shortbread, macaroons, and chocolate chip are tiered above glass cases full of scones, tarts, and savories of all sorts. It’s crowded; it’s noisy, and often the waiting line involves full body contact. The staff here is young. They have lovely oven warmed faces and a cheery busyness. They do muscular work at long tables mixing and forming loaves. They waft little puffs of flour over their work. On this frosty winter morning, I am comforting myself against the cold with a coffee and croissant. I notice a sign-up sheet describing a series of bread-making classes. Here’s one using ancient grains like emmer and einkorn and kamut, the dust of other cultures

still clinging to their names. I sign up. The bakery staff is ready when we novice bakers show up. There is a neat pile of fresh baker’s aprons for us as we come in the door. I try mine on, and notice that we students break into two groups—those who can tie their apron strings in front with a neat bow, and those of us who can’t make it around twice with the ties and settle for a knot in back. On top of the bakery cases there are plates of prosciutto, olives, olive oil, and chunks of rustic bread. Really? For us? We gather around a long work table to chat with our instructor. ¸Oven master Carlyle Watt is a pleasant person, intense about how to make good bread. He has handouts, scales for measuring, and a half-dozen white buck-

form a loaf using our hands. I dust my loaf with flour, and begin a circular dance, lifting the edges up with the bench knife while smoothing with my other hand. The puffy dough with its yeasty fragrance feels like life in my hands, yet my formed loaf looks nothing like Watt’s. It’s not easy, but we dutifully dust our small round baskets with clouds of flour, and carefully place our imperfect loaves into baskets, where they will rest and rise. Students are chattering loudly when Watt says, “I’m only doing this once, so watch!” Yes … Sir! As we wait for the rise, we start making our own dough. Our measurements are in grams, carefully weighed on scales, and as Watt measures out flour, he emphasizes the importance of being exact, with increments in pinches. When we’re instructed to measure in the salt, I become impatient and chuck some unmeasured salt into my dough. Watt catches me. “Did you just use your fingers to salt your dough?” he asks. I tell the truth while putting a bit of dough in my mouth to taste it. “And you’re tasting your dough?” he queries. Oh boy, I’m thinking—bad student. Surprisingly, Watt begins to applaud me. “I commend you,” he declares. “Bread making is about art.” I’m pleased but embarrassed, too. I thought I was just a lazy baker. We then head for the oven which is about the size of a Volkswagen upended and probably costs as much as a new Ferrari. We carefully turn the loaves over onto the oven’s fabric shelves, trying to keep all the airy lightness inside the loaves. We stand close together in the cramped hot space when Watt rolls the first batch in. “Stand back” he warns, “they’ll be a blast of hot steam.” He pushes a button

Standing at the table with butter dripping between my fingers, I notice that no one mentions carbs or calories. ets with leavened dough made from flours such as rye, barley, buckwheat, millet, amaranth and quinoa. Watt tips one bucket and smoothly rolls the dough onto the kneading table. He shows us how to cut off a piece with our bench knife, weigh the dough, and then

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VERY NOW AND THEN, in an innocuous building in an industrial part of Anchorage, magic happens. I was very fortunate to be painting at my studio on nights when a band would rehearse down the hall. The band was Nellie Clay & The Lucky Dogs and they were great! I would turn off whatever I was listening to, pour myself a drink and listen to the emerging tracks that would ultimately comprise the newly released CD, Never Did What I Shoulda Done. I knew Clay’s voice before we ever met, which ended up being in a friendly vie for the building’s shared bathroom. We chatted and I learned that Clay is also a painter, as well as a musician, and that her music has taken front and center in her artistic career. Clay’s musical style falls under the vague and wide umbrella of “Americana.” The Americana Music Association describes this genre as “… contemporary music that incorporates elements of various American roots music styles, including country, roots-rock, folk, bluegrass, R&B and blues, resulting in a distinctive roots-oriented sound that lives in a world apart from the pure forms of the genres upon which it may draw. While acoustic instruments are often present and vital, Americana also often uses a full electric band.” However, with such a loose definition, it’s best just to hear Clay’s music, rather than to try to make it fit into a box, no matter how big and vague that box may be. Never Did What I Shoulda Done was released at the end of October 2015, and as luck would have it, I was passing through Nashville just a few days later so the timing was perfect to reconnect with Clay. She drinks Bourbon. I drink Scotch. But on this occasion, we opted for fruity, pretty drinks with sugary rims, along with crab cakes and great conversation about a million things, but mostly about her music and career. This is Clay’s second CD. Her first effort, Born Too Late, she describes as pre-mature because not only was it low budget, but it was also very early in her career and she feels that her voice, as an instrument, was not where it is now. As a listener, however, one can hear the tones, style and ideas that flourish in Never Did What I Shoulda Done. The first CD holds its own, even though Clay may see it with the same chagrin that many artists view early work—at once vulnerable and foreshadowing. On Never Did What I Shoulda Done, all the basic tracks were recorded live in Anchorage, but she flew her producer engineer from Brooklyn to work with them. One of Clay’s key supporters and collaborators is Tim Easton, a fellow musician who lives in Nashville and plays in Alaska often. Clay met Easton around a campfire at Salmonstock a few years ago. He does some back up vocals on the album and encouraged Clay to move to Nashville; after all, a great album is the best calling card anyone could hope for. The integrity of the album,

sound advice, and Clay’s feeling that her time in Alaska was done made the move to Nashville a no-brainer. Clay never thought she would leave Alaska, thought she would live in the woods forever, but she “wanted to grow as an artist, to learn from people that were much better than me and collaborate with other people, and to live for experience,” she told me. “My Dad died in a tragic car crash unexpectedly three years ago, and especially after that, I wanted to live for experiences. I wanted to have beautiful experiences and opportunities for growth. I want to see what I can do, play new venues, a change of scenery.” Being in a highly competitive and professional environment like Nashville raises the bar for Clay and her fellow musicians. She describes her ongoing experience of adapting to the city and the industry not as struggling, but as scrambling to catch up, quickly making connections and learning the ropes. The level of professionalism in Nashville, she says, “blows my mind.” Originally from Oklahoma, Clay has academic/formal, training as a visual artist. She was working at The Museum of Russian Art in Minneapolis doing art restoration when she

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decided to visit a friend who had recently moved to Alaska. That visit, and Alaska, changed the trajectory of her life and career, adding a layer of genuine virtuosity to the world of music as we know it in Anchorage. Now the sound of her voice is filling new spaces in Nashville’s hopping music scene, and becoming part of something bigger. She relocated to Nashville about a year ago, after nine formative years in Alaska. Living off the grid provided space and time for Clay to discover music quickly, deeply, and without compromise. Prior to coming to Alaska and intuitively making the leap from visual arts to music, Clay had zero experience as a musician. She is quick to point out that there is no auto-tuning employed in the recording of the album, something that she is very proud of. Of all the instruments Clay taught herself to play, and continues to practice and perfect, her voice is the most sublime. Like a swig of Black Maple Hill Bourbon, her voice easily delves raspy depths just above the heart and then up into a light and lingering wisp. Her vibrato is slight, hinting of darker times without giving in to them. There is love in this album, so much love, and in so many forms—from her firmly planted feet in Dust Bowl history, in a Woody Guthrie sort of way, to her personal experiences with family relationships, and of course, any love song filled with fun and hope is the cherry on top. Unlike visual arts, “what I love about music is that you’re creating something with other people. I prefer not to play alone,” she says. “I like the magic of creating something in time and space with other people. It’s the coolest thing on earth. And forcing myself to be in front of people and doing something that is uncomfortable, it forces me to step outside of that box. I can say or sing things that are terribly revealing and personal in a song and to a whole room full of strangers that I could never sit down and tell a friend face-to-face. I can’t explain it. It’s liberating. I liken painting to a meditation, and music to a bloodletting.” We laugh and order another round of pretty drinks. I asked Clay about her growing number of fans and their desire to know her. She laughs and says she probably has ten. But then she expounds, “They [fans] do want access to you as a human being, as an individual, and I open myself up to that because my writing is personal. But the best way to know me is through my music. You know my music, you know me, period.” Alaskan fans, new and old, will have a chance to hear Nellie play next summer although tour dates have not yet solidified. So, in the meantime, do yourself a favor, pour yourself some bourbon, slip on your headphones, and put on the newly released CD, Never Did What I Shoulda Done. Don’t forget the candied lemons. n

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THEATER REVIEW BY LEE HARRINGTON

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ITH THE LIGHTS DOWN LOW, Matt Fernandez’s eyes implore the audience to awaken their reverence. “Marley was dead,” he says, his head crowned in a top hat, a deep red scarf tossed around his neck. The stage’s backdrop, crafted with loving care by Margret Hugi-Lewis and her team, showed the tenement rows that Tiny Tim might stroll, or the ghost of Christmas past perhaps … but no one expected Austin James Roach in a green satin frilly shirt to come out, complete with a bowl of fruit on his head. The comedy production of Every Christmas Story Ever Told (and Then Some) has come to Cyrano’s Theatre with a bang, starring three delightful actors who each dance through bundles of characters in an attempt to do every BHC. Beloved Holiday Classic. From It’s a Wonderful Life to How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Frosty the Snowman and A Charlie Brown Christmas, Fernandez, Roach and Gaunt take this hilarious mashup by the comedy trio of Carleton, Fitzgerald and Alvarez and make it their own. Whether it is as Jacob Marley or as Bob Marley, Jeremy Gaunt’s energy of confusion and delight creates the impetus for the plotline to take off. After all, he argues, haven’t we all seen A Christmas Carol? Why do it again? Taking the analysis further, the detail-minded Roach points out that there are so many other Christmas ful choice for an evening of entertainment. stories, and why not try Taking the Brittany Spears jokes out of Cheap laughs, easy fun, the original script, Pond worked with her to give them all space for the sharing. “But tradi- and Gustav the Green- comedy trio to remove the detritus and tions are … traditional” in with some new material involving nosed Reingoat make Every fill argues Fernandez, his eyes politics, music and the story of Hanuksimultaneously imploring Christmas Story a delight- kah. Summarizing it succinctly they said and angry. No one will be like many Jewish holidays it is “They ful choice for an evening of that taking A Christmas Carol tried to kill us, we survived, let’s eat.” Long entertainment. away, he argues. laugh-a-minute style comedies can be It is easy for mashuptough because the material has to match up type plays to fall short. Taking the Complete Works of Shake- with the actor’s capacity to deliver, but the ratio of joke to despeare (abridged) model and applying it to Christmas is a livery was high, with almost every punchline getting dozens bit cheesy, but in the hands of director Teresa Pond, cheesy of laughs. Even if individual jokes don’t appeal to each indican be a good thing. Cheap laughs, easy fun, and Gustav the vidual, there was diverse enough material for everyone to go Green-nosed Reingoat make Every Christmas Story a delight- away with their funny-bone having been thoroughly tickled.

THIS WEEKEND CHERUB Thur. Dec. 3, 8:45 p.m./ Bear Tooth Theatrepub/ $30 in advance, $35 day of/ beartooththeatre.net. Cherub is a sexy electro-pop duo that is the dance love-child of ‘80s funk and pop-music from the future. The members of Cherub, Jordan Kelley and Jason Huber, share a love for honest original music and vibrant live performance, with a common goal to share a little bit of sex, a little bit of drugs, and a whole lot of love with people across the globe. THE ICE AGE Fri. Dec. 4, 6 to 8 p.m./ Alaska Museum of Science and Nature/ free for members, included with general admission. Alaska was not completely covered in giant ice sheets during the last ice age. The Ice Age exhibit explores the prehistoric predators and prey that roamed Alaska’s grassy interior then and today. A photographic journey by Alaskan artist Carl Battreal reveals the wonders of this geographical landscape. Exhibit ongoing. DON FLEMONS Fri. Dec. 4 & Sat. Dec. 5, 7:30 p.m./ Sydney Laurence Theatre & Vagabond Blues, Palmer/ $32.50 & $29.25/ centertix.net for tickets. Dom Flemons is the “American

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Songster,” pulling from traditions of old-time folk music to create new sounds, and co-founder of the Carolina Chocolate Drops. Flemons plays banjo, guitar, harmonica, fife, bones, bass drum, snare drum and quills, in addition to singing. Presented by Whistling Swan Productions. ANCHORAGE INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL Fri. Dec. 4 through Sun. Dec. 13/ anchoragefilmfestival.org for more information. The Anchorage International Film Festival is a non-profit organization founded in 2001 and committed to independent filmmaking. Hundreds of volunteers, filmmakers, artists, sponsors, partners, and supporters make it possible to put on a two-week event every December. What started with just 2,000 attendees in 2001 has grown to over 9,000 attendees annually. MADELINE & THE BAD HAT Sat. Dec. 5, 2 p.m./ Atwood Concert Hall/ centertix.net. Trace the adventures of a young Parisian girl who—despite starting off on the wrong foot with a mischievous new neighbor—eventually learns that first impressions aren’t everything. This amusing tale delivers a charming message for mothers and daughters, and fathers and sons alike. Presented by Alaska Junior Theater.

KING ISLAND CHRISTMAS: A MUSICAL CELEBRATION Through Tue. Dec. 22/ Cyrano’s Off Center Playhouse/ $23-$25/ cyranos. com for more information. As a Christmas story, King Island Christmas has all of the elements for success: lifting music, a story of overcoming hardship to bring Christmas to the people, warmth, an original setting, a refreshing lack of sentimentality, humor, a religious element that interweaves with one of neighborliness, and the Alaska Native respect for the environment. WAKA FLOCKA FLAME Fri. Dec. 11 at 8 p.m./ The Fiesta Room (18+ and 21+ available)/ $56.57$169.71/ www.tixr.com. Waka Flocka Flame doesn’t give a fuck about what you think. The riotous rapper, who penned hits like “O Let’s Do It” and “No Hands,” has undergone an artistic transformation since his 2010 bombastic debut “Flockaveli.” He’s experimented with his sound but always with the focus on growing as a rapper. WALLS OF JERICHO Fri. Dec. 11, 8 p.m. & Sat. Oct. 12 at 4 and 8:30 p.m./ Chilkoot Charlie’s (21+) & Anchorage Community Works (All ages)/ $20 in advance, $25 at the door/ flavorus.com. Walls of Jericho is a hardcore, metal

With a past involvement at Scared Scriptless, Fernandez’s impressive improvisational skills show in the segments that have a bit more audience interaction, even as he maintains his character’s aura of frustration. This is especially true when teamed up with Roach, whose in-character nerdiness create spaces full of eye-rolling puns. Adding in Gaunt’s goofiness makes for three performers who dance together with grace. Literally. The dance number, choreographed by Kristen Vierthaler, is spectacular, and not just because their shorts sparkle. Having three actors maintain their comedic facial expressions while doing a dance number was worth every applause they received. The play fills in between costume changes with funny, but true, pieces of Christmas trivia from around the world. Learn about the kidnappings of misbehaving Spanish children, the flogging of German children, and of course, that St. Nicholas was the patron saint of murderers. Unfortunately, they chose to include one false set from Australia, which was a disappointment after such excellent work, but they pulled back from that approach. Some scenarios stand out more than others. Fernandez’s deeply impressive speed-dance between the Narrator role and George Baily. Roach’s diverse direct interactions with the audience. Gaunt’s incredibly creepy Frosty the Snowman. And Fernandez’s eyeballs, which in the comedic interplay were almost their own actor, especially as the shocked Grinch. But the real reason to see Every Christmas Story is the musical number. Also known as All the Carols Ever Sung, any piece that begins with a line like “jingle bells, silver bells, twelve days of Christmas,” is already expected to be good. This beautiful trio delivers the complex song, at the end of a very packed play, with impressive style, sweetness, and huge laughs as well. Come for the comedy, stay for the laughs, and be ready for some improv surprises. n

Every Christmas Story Ever Told (And Then Some) runs through December 22 at Cyrano’s Playhouse. Tickets are available at Cyranos.org.

and rock band from Detroit formed in 1998. Avoiding the pressure to create conventional or mainstream rock music, they have continued to experiment with their musical stylings. BLIND BOYS OF ALABAMA Sat. Dec. 12, 7:30 p.m./ Atwood Concert Hall/ $32.50-$66/ centertix.net for tickets. The Blind Boys of Alabama have been raising their voices together for over 70 years. Their special brand of Southern Gospel has wowed everyone from U.S. presidents to esteemed musical artists with whom they’ve recorded, including Tom Petty, Willie Nelson, Prince, Peter Gabriel and Vince Gill. HILAND MOUNTAIN CORRECTIONAL CENTER WOMEN’S STRING ORCHESTRA HOLIDAY CONCERT Sat. Dec. 15, 1:30 p.m./ Hiland Mountain Correctional Center/ $30; must be purchased in advance/ centertix.net Members of the Anchorage Symphony Orchestra play with the Hiland musicians in the concert, along with a featured guest musician each year. This year’s guest musician is violist Sheila Browne. A CHRISTMAS CAROL Fri. Dec. 18 to Sun. Dec. 27/ Discovery Theatre/ $47-$53.75/ centertix.net for tickets and showtimes.

This holiday season, witness Ebenezer Scrooge’s transformation in a new adaptation by Arlitia Jones and Michael Haney. Ebenezer Scrooge is a greedy businessman with no place in his life for kindness, compassion, or charity. When four ghosts visit Scrooge, he is warned to change his ways or face a miserable afterlife. ANDREW W.K. Sat. Dec. 19, doors at 8 p.m./ Williwaw/ $35 in advance, $45 day of show/ williwawsocial.com. 106.5 KWHL and Williwaw proudly present Andrew W.K. live with his full band for the first time in Alaska. This is a benefit for Alaska Toys for Tots and the official party for Anchorage’s Santacon 2015. Local support from T.I.A. and more. REEL BIG FISH Thur. Dec. 31, doors at 9 p.m. with early entry at 7 p.m./ $50 general admission, $60 day of show; $100 for VIP package/ williwawsocial.com. Williwaw will ring in their first New Year’s with ska-punk legends Reel Big Fish and local guests Nervis Rex! Dinner and show package includes: early entry at 7 p.m., four-course dinner, sponsored beverages from Heineken and Jose Cuervo, and rooftop access for town square fireworks at 8 p.m.

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THURSDAY, DECEMBER 3 ARTS, OUTDOORS, ENTERTAINMENT, CULTURE SEA TURTLES FOREVER: SHOPPING FOR A CAUSE— Shopping for a Cause will see an all day event in which 10 percent of total sales will be donated to Sea Turtles Forever, a non-profit whose mission is to protect and restore healthy marine environments. Come support the sea turtles and buy some fun holiday gifts. 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. (Grassroots Fair Trade Store, 1300 W. Northern Lights Blvd.)

SANTA PHOTO EXPERIENCE AT ANCHORAGE 5TH AVENUE MALL—It’s time for holiday photos with Santa. Father Christmas will be at the Anchorage 5th Avenue Mall to help create special memories that last a lifetime. Let your children experience that much-anticipated, magical moment when they get a personal audience with Santa himself. Find Santa on Level 2 near the JC Penney entrance and the Go Calendars, Go Games, Go Toys store. Free, 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. (5th Avenue Mall, 320 W. 5th Ave.) THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL—Humpy’s will be showing all the games on the big screen each Thursday night. Come get a burger, grab a beer, and watch America’s sport. This week’s challengers: Green Bay Packers take on the Detroit Lions at Ford Field. 4:30 p.m. (Humpy’s, 610 W. 6th Ave.) YIN YOGA— Explore Creative Movement as you move slowly between Yoga postures. This class will assist in creating muscular balance, strength and flexibility as well as facilitating deep relaxation. Yoga Classes are located in the Atwood Art Room. 4:30 p.m. (Alaska Pacific University, 4101 University Dr.) OUR PERFECT WILD— Kaylene Johnson-Sullivan discusses her book, recently published by University of Alaska Press. Our Perfect Wild examines the life of Ray and Barbara Bane who in the 1960s worked as teachers in Barrow and Wainwright, Alaska. Joining Kaylene via Skype will be Ray Bane, who now resides in Hawaii. There is free parking for this event in the Library Lot, Library NE Lot and the East Garage. Free, 6 to 8 p.m. (UAA/APU Consortium Library Rm. 307, Alumni Dr.) SMITHSONIAN SPOTLIGHT: ALASKA NATIVE STORYTELLING IN THEATRE— Alaska Native storytelling is a powerful tool used by all Alaska Native cultures for many millennia. Does

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traditional storytelling continue to have a place in the modern world? Alaska Native theatre company Dark Winter Productions explores this question. The Smithsonian Spotlight lecture series features Alaska Native artists, scholars and researchers. Free, 7 p.m. (Anchorage Museum, 625 C St.) EVERY CHRISTMAS STORY EVER TOLD (AND THEN SOME!)—Instead of performing Charles Dickens’ beloved holiday classic for the umpteenth time, three actors decide to perform every Christmas story ever told plus Christmas traditions from around the world. Seasonal icons from ancient times to topical pop-culture and every carol ever sung are abound. Presented by Cyrano’s Theatre Company. $23 - $25.50, 7 p.m. (Cyrano’s Off Center Playhouse, 413 D St.) TRIP REPORT & BRIT ROCK FILM TOUR 2015—Following the success of last year’s inaugural 60-venue tour, leading film maker Alastair Lee presents the 2015 Brit Rock Film Tour. Focused this year on Alastair’s native subject matter—mountains—the tour will feature three stunning films: Wild Atlantic, A charming and inspirational montage by Belfast-based climbing photographer Craig Hiller; Operation Moffat, which takes inspiration and wit from the colourful climbing life of Britain’s first female mountain guide; and The Citadel, the world’s first mountaineering doc shot entirely in 4k. $5, 7 p.m. (Tap Root Public House, 3300 Spenard Rd.) PERCUSSION ENSEMBLE—The UAA Percussion Ensemble’s exciting Winter Percussion Extravanganza Concert will feature seven of Southcentral Alaska’s most dynamic percussionists. The concert program includes the hot world beat grooves of Cuban mambo, Brazilian samba and Baion body percussion, music for percussive buckets, and exciting solos by Clint Dallas on vibes, Francisco Badillo on drum set, and Naomi Endres on marimba. Free, 7:30 to 8:30 p.m. (UAA Fine Arts Building, 3700 Alumni Dr.)

MUSIC BOB PARSONS, 5 to 9 p.m. (Pubhouse 1200 L St.) LIVE MUSIC, 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. (Varsity Grill, 3550 Providence Dr.) FIONA ROSE & NAKED MABEL, 6:30 to 8:30 p.m. (Organic Oasis, 2610 Spenard Rd.)

Lounge, 901 W. 6th Ave.) DJ MIXTA B, 10 p.m. (Pioneer Bar, 739 W. 4th Ave.) DJ ANTHEM, 10 p.m. (Gaslight Lounge, 721 W. 4th Ave.) HIGH LONESOME SOUND, 9 p.m. to 12:30 a.m. (TapRoot, 3300 Spenard Rd.)

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 4 ARTS, OUTDOORS, ENTERTAINMENT, CULTURE FIRST FRIDAY—The start of every month of the year is marked by this social staple. First Friday is the day where galleries, eateries and other establishments around town reveal the works of artists, both local and worldwide, to the general public for display. Along the way you can grab a bite to eat, sip some wine and catch up with friends. For complete First Friday listings, check out page 13. THE NUTCRACKER BALLET—The holiday season wouldn’t be complete without The Nutcracker. Clara’s dreams will transport you to the Snow Kingdom and the Land of the Sweets with the Sugar Plum Fairy. Drift away into this beloved story with its magical sets and exquisite choreography that can be enjoyed by all ages. There’s no better way to kick off the holiday season with your family. $37 - $81.50, 2 p.m. (Atwood Concert Hall, 621 W. 6th Ave.) CLENDANIEL HOLIDAY STUDIO SALE—Clendaniel will be selling oil paintings, prints, posters, magnets and greeting cards during our holiday studio sale. Receive a free ‘99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall’ Poster with a purchase of $20 or more. You can also enter a daily drawing to win a Clendaniel print of your choice. Stop by to check out a real painting studio, and come away with unique, locallymade gifts or talk to the artist to commission a painting for someone special. Free, 4 p.m. to 8 p.m. (4th Avenue Marketplace, 333 W. 4th Ave., Ste. 4) ALASKA DEMOCRATIC PARTY HOLIDAY AUCTION—Bid on unique live and silent auction items including Alaskan art, a murder mystery dinner, wilderness adventures, fishing & rafting trips, and Hawaiian vacations. Free, 5:30 p.m. (Viking Hall, 8141 Briarwood St.)

Friday. This month’s featured beers are a showdown of local breweries’ standout stout beers. $7 per flight, 6 p.m. (Anchorage Museum at Rasmuson Center, 625 C St.) ASTRONOMY ALIVE: VAN GOGH SHOW—Curious about what’s in the night sky? Take a guided tour through space and time in this live planetarium show, customized to highlight current astronomical occurrences. Galaxies, nebulae, binary stars: all features of the universe are explored except black holes—no one can see black holes. This special presentation, held in conjunction with “Van Gogh Alive,” focuses on light and color in astronomy and in the night sky. $5, 6:30 p.m. (Anchorage Museum, 625 C St.) FRIDAY NIGHT MAGIC— Looking for a way to play Magic while meeting new friends and winning cool foil prize cards? Friday Night Magic is designed to bring casual players together on Friday nights to play for fun in a less-competitive event. Try it out and discover why Friday night is the best night of the week. All are welcome to come to play without joining the tournament. 6:30 to 11 p.m. at Bosco’s. (2606 Spenard Rd.) FROSTEASE BURLESQUE: THE REPEAL—Calling all bootleggers and boozers – drape yourself in your finest vintage fashions and join Frostease Burlesque as they celebrate the repeal of prohibition! Striptease, live singing, hooping, fringe, glitter and prizes await you as we pay homage to America’s favorite pastime—drinking! Visit taprootalaska.com for ticket information. Friday, Dec. 4 and Saturday, Dec. 5. 7 p.m. (TapRoot, 3300 Spenard Rd.)

ALASKA ACES VS. COLORADO EAGLES—Anchorage’s hometown hockey team is back in town. They’ll be going up against the Colorado Eagles. This is the first of three games. $12 - $34, 7:15 p.m. (Sullivan Arena, 1600 Gambell St.)

MUSIC THE DIAMONDS, 8:30 p.m. (The Lofts, 239 W. 4th Ave.)

IRISH MUSIC, 7:30 p.m. (McGinley’s Pub, 645 G St., Ste. 101)

UNDER 21 OPEN MIC NIGHT, 5:30 to 8 p.m. (Middle Way Cafe, 1200 W. Northern Lights Blvd.)

OPEN MIC, 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. (Anchorage City Limits, 239 W. 4th Ave.)

PIANO WITH MISHA SHIMEK, 6:30 p.m. (Organic Oasis, 2610 Spenard Rd.)

KOOT’S AT KARAOKE, 10 p.m. (Chilkoot Charlie’s, 2435 Spenard Rd.)

DJ ANTHEM, 9 p.m. (Flattop, 600 W. 6th Ave.)

MOTOWN THURSDAYS, 9 p.m. (LED Ultra Lounge, 901 W. 6th Ave.) THURSDAY TAKEOVER WITH DJ CHRIS ICARUS, 10 p.m. to 12:59 a.m. (LED Ultra

BATTLE OF THE BREWERIES—A part of the Museum’s dining series, BOTB invites you to pick your favorite brown ales during First

HOUSE SESSIONS W/ DJ ADAM J, TONY H & FRIENDS, 9 p.m. (SubZero Microlounge, 612 F St.) ME AND THE DEVIL, 9 p.m. (Gaslight Lounge, 721 W. 4th Ave.)

LIVEWIRE, 9:30 to 11:30 p.m. (Flight Deck Bar & Lounge, 842 W International Airport Rd.) NO FILTER FRIDAYS WITH DJ 3RD GEORGE, 10 p.m., (LED Ultra Lounge, 901 W. 6th Ave.) WEEKLY FRIDAY PLAY PARTY, 8 p.m. to 2 a.m. (ACAL 225 E 5th Ave.) SPENERDS, 8 to 11:30 p.m. (Hard Rock Cafe Anchorage, 415 E St.)

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 5 ARTS, OUTDOORS, ENTERTAINMENT, CULTURE MEDIEVAL SWORD AND BUCKLER CLASS—Fiddlebow Fechtschule offers a weekly class on the use of the medieval sword and buckler. Each class incorporates the development of fundamental skills, technique exchange and conditioning in a relaxed but mindful atmosphere. No prior martial arts or fencing experience is necessary. Email chris@fiddlebowfechtschule. com to make arrangements to watch or participate. Drop-ins will be flayed. Free, 9 a.m. to noon. (Anchorage Dome, 6501 Changepoint Dr.) INDOOR FLEA MARKET FOR LOVE INC ANCHORAGE—Shop for handmade and secondhand items, and beautiful repurposed items from Re:MADE at this monthly indoor flea market to support Love INC Anchorage. Call to donate furniture or other items for this or next month’s indoor flea market. Table space is available. Free, 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. (Crosspoint Community Church, 1920 W. Dimond Blvd.) ALASKA NATIVE HERITAGE CENTER HOLIDAY BAZAAR—Explore the art and craftsmanship of Alaska Native artists. Beading, baskets, ornaments, jewelry, regalia, carvings, outerwear and more. Find a unique gift for everyone on your holiday list and meet the artists. Shop the Heritage Gift Shop for even more Alaska Native art and gifts. Free, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. (Alaska Native Heritage Center, 8800 Heritage Center Dr.) EARTH, MOON, AND SUN— Coyote has a razor-sharp wit, but he’s confused about what he sees in the sky. Join this character in a show that discusses American Indian starlore, lunar phases and space exploration. $4 - $6 plus museum admission, 10:30 a.m. (Anchorage Museum, 625 C St.) LIGHT: BEYOND THE BULB & ASTRONOMY PHOTOGRAPHER OF THE YEAR 2014—Light: Beyond the Bulb celebrates the many forms of light and helps us to understand the world we inhabit and the universe we live in, and is part of our exhibit located in the Discovery Center. Astronomy Photographer of the Year 2014 celebrates the international photography competition and showcases

winning images from last year’s competition. Saturdays and Sundays through Sunday, Dec. 27. Included with admission, 12:30 p.m. and 2:30 p.m. (Anchorage Museum 625 C. St.) ALASKA POKÉMON LEAGUE WINTER 2016 LAUNCH PARTY—This is a video game oriented league with optional LARPing wide open to the Pokémon playing public. The purpose of the event is to invite new people to come and learn more about the League and get some free stuff. Gym Leaders that can make the time will be there, but otherwise everyone will be new. For more information visit akpokemonleague.org. Free, 1 p.m. (Bosco’s, 2301 Spenard Rd.)

HANDMADE HOLIDAY BREWHAHA—Join several of Anchorage’s favorite artists for a one-of-a-kind handmade holiday show. Shop the handmade wares while sipping on some fabulous locally brewed suds. Free, 1 to 7 p.m. (Resolution Brewing Company, 3024 Mountain View Dr.) MADELINE & THE BAD HAT—Trace the adventures of a young Parisian girl who, despite starting off on the wrong foot with a mischievous new neighbor, eventually learns that first impressions aren’t everything. This amusing tale delivers a charming message for mothers and daughters, and fathers and sons alike. $19 - $25.75, 2 p.m. (Atwood Concert Hall, 621 W. 6th Ave.) LIFE: A COSMIC STORY— How did life on Earth begin? Find out on this journey through time. Witness key events since the Big Bang that set the stage for life. See the first stars ignite, galaxies coalesce and entire worlds take shape. On a young Earth, two scenarios for the dawn of life are presented—one near a turbulent, deep-sea hydrothermal vent, and the other in a primordial hot puddle on a volcanic island. $4-$6 plus museum admission, 3 p.m. (Anchorage Museum, 625 C St.) PUMP UP THE KIDS CHARITY: 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS PUB CRAWL—Collaborative Minds and Family Tree Presents are hosting the 4th Annual Twelve Days of Christmas Pub Crawl to raise money for the Pump Up The Kids charity program run by 94.7 KZND that benefits foster teens in Alaska. Twelve downtown bars and businesses are participating: PlayHouse, McGinley’s Pub, Pioneer Bar, Mad Myrna’s, The Gaslight Lounge, Williwaw, Darwin’s Theory, Humpy’s Great Alaskan Ale House, Flattop Pizza + Pool, SubZero Microlounge, Brown Bag Sandwich Co. and The Avenue Bar. 7 p.m. to 2 a.m. (Downtown) ALASKA ACES VS. COLORADO EAGLES—Anchorage’s

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change, big oil’s impact on the Alaskan ecosystem and the failing salmon industry. Interwoven between strangers discussing these concerns is footage of the Higman-McKittrick family’s journey shot in the style of home video. These raw moments between the family are the best parts of the film. Young Katmai especially shines; as the elEART OF ALASKA follows couple Bretwood “Hig” Higman and Erin dest child, he is able to walk the entire 800McKitrick and their two children, mile journey on his own two feet. Imaginative daughter Lituya and son Katmai, as they take and charismatic, he has conversations with a three-and-a-half month trip up Cook Inlet his father about the shape of the clouds as well using nothing but packrafts and their own as the monster hiding in the mudflats Katmai two feet. Backed by stunning cinematogra- calls the “muddadon.” His childish wonder phy, the setting is simply Alaskan: There are adds an element of humanity to the film that, orangey-blue sunsets, deep blue slushy tides without him, would be sorely lacking. During their stop in Anchorage, Higman and quiet, grassy plains. and McKittrick attempt to explain theme of their family trip along Where the audience expects the the Cook Inlet. It’s a simple question: a heartwarming tale of a fam- What does the future hold for Alaska? ily sticking it out through the And while the idea of having a theme for their adventure is noble, it doesn’t tough Alaskan coastal wilder- translate well into a film narrative ness, there is instead a bar- that is already crowded with too many ideas. Overall, Bjørn Olson’s Heart of rage of propaganda mixed in Alaska has just that—a lot of heart, that neither fits nor belongs. but it doesn’t quite reach its full potential. There are entire portions of But trouble brews quickly in the open- the trip the film only touches on by drawing ing minutes as the film tries to tie together a lines on a map. That missing footage—those adventures muddled theme of social and environmental activism with nurturing one’s family in na- passing Anchor Point and Ninilchik, the ture. The idea of making a film about the po- shots of the family of four moving along litical issues facing Alaska doesn’t mesh with Turnagain Arm—would’ve made a comthe narrative of the opening credits. Where pletely different film and a much better story. the audience expects a heartwarming tale of a Instead of being a convoluted film about a family sticking it out through the tough Alas- family trekking Cook Inlet as a backdrop to kan coastal wilderness, there is instead a bar- social activism about climate change, Heart rage of propaganda mixed in where it neither of Alaska would’ve instead been a film about how two outdoorsy people made a life in Selfits nor belongs. Using a mix of family, friends and local dovia, Alaska with their two children and deexperts Heart of Alaska attempts to address cided to raise them immersed in the beauty Cook Inlet conservation efforts, climate of the Alaskan wilderness. n

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Heart of Alaska shows on Sunday, December 13 at 11 a.m. at Bear Tooth.

BY MATT IVERSON

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IVEN IT IS in its 15th year, the Anchorage International Film Festival (AIFF) seems to be doing well for itself. Festival Director Rebecca Pottebaum is not content to rest on that success, though, and would like to increase partnerships and community engagement within town as well as around the state. “We could potentially have a bigger reach,” Pottebaum remarks, noting that AIFF is in a unique position to showcase films more relevant to Anchorage’s diverse population than most standard cinema fare. This includes films from around the world, films made by teenagers, and LGBT films. One collaboration, with the Alaska Teen Media Institute, will showcase films made by Alaska youth. The “After School Special” runs on December 10 at Bear Tooth, offering young Alaskan filmmakers a venue and an all-ages audience for

their work. In an additional partnership, the Anchorage Museum will host a free screening of several familyfriendly films on December 5, making that portion of the festival accessible to lowerincome families.

groups. While Pottebaum stresses that the primary criterion for inclusion in the festival is a film’s overall artistic merit, she notes that some of the volunteer programmers, when deciding between two equally worthy films, may opt for the one whose language is represented in town. This year’s lineup includes work from 22 different countries and five continents. Pottebaum also envisions a traveling minifestival of sorts, bringing some of the year’s highlights to other communities around the state. “In Alaska, more than any other state I’ve lived in, there’s a genuine sense of wanting to be involved,” she says, and mentions that she has already received strong initial responses from groups in Homer, Skagway, and Fairbanks. “When people start seeing what we are trying to do, and how a film festival, no matter how small, can impact an Alaskan community in the winter months, we’ll have a lot more communities asking to be on board.” n

This year’s lineup includes work from 22 different countries and five continents. There has also been continued effort to showcase films whose content involves gay, lesbian, and transgender issues. Identity, Inc. will co-host a “Gay-La” reception Tuesday, December 8 at the Bear Tooth, following the screening of two such films (for details of these events, see the festival guide, page 29). Aside from these efforts, Pottebaum would like to see AIFF extend its reach, and thinks it can. One way is to show more foreign films in the native languages of Anchorage’s many ethnic

anchorage international film festival DEC 4

EADWEARD. Doors @ 7pm Opening Remarks @ 8pm The film festival will begin with the Opening Night screening of “Eadweard,” at the BearTooth Theatrepub, on Friday, Dec. 4. Gala doors open at 7 PM; film and opening remarks at 8 PM.

1230 W. 27th Ave

907-276-4200

For a complete listing of this week’s movies, visit beartooththeatre.net

December 3 - December 9, 2015

Eadweard is the story of a world-famous, turn-ofthe-century photographer, Eadweard Muybridge, later to be known as the “Godfather of Cinema.”

DEC 7

ABOVE AND BELOW. 5:30pm Far, far away and out of sight, that’s where April, Dave, Cindy, Rick and the Godfather are creating life on their own terms. From the depths of the flood channels under Sin City, to a reclaimed military bunker in the middle of the dusty, heated Californian nowhere land to beyond the stratosphere where Mars now lives on earth. Each individual has been flung into periling circumstances on this rollercoaster ride called life.

DEC 7

JASMINE. 8:00pm Nearly a year after Jasmine’s death, Leonard returns home to Hong Kong, determined to move on with his life once and for all. He searches for a new job, attends grief support group meetings, and reconnects with Grace Wang (Hong Kong Film Award-winner Eugenia Yuan, ‘Revenge of the Green Dragons,’ ‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: The Green Legend’), a woman from his past.

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hometown hockey team is back in town. They’ll be going up against the Colorado Eagles. This is the second of three games. $12 - $34, 7:15 p.m. (Sullivan Arena, 1600 Gambell St.) SCARED SCRIPTLESS IMPROV—Scared Scriptless Improv is Alaska’s premier improv comedy troupe. The troupe performs every second and fourth Saturdays of the month at the Snow Goose Theater in Anchorage. Live improv has a heightened intensity, a voyeuristic glee that comes from watching comedy without a net. A close-contact brand of improv, as fast and furious as a video game, with words and movements thrown out in a continuous mix of voices, accents and energetic motions. Through Sat. Dec. 26, $10.25 - $12.50. 8 p.m. (717 W. 3rd Ave.)

MUSIC SINGER-SONGWRITER SATURDAY, 8 p.m. to late (Organic Oasis, 2610 Spenard Rd.)

DJ JACOB MATTIE, 9 p.m. (SubZero Microlounge, 612 F St.) DJ SPENCER LEE, 9 p.m. (Flattop, 600 W. 6th Ave.) LIVE MUSIC, 9 to 11:30 p.m. (Alaskan Office Lounge, 545 E. Northern Lights Blvd.) LIVEWIRE, 9:30 to 11:30 p.m. (Flight Deck Bar & Lounge, 842 W International Airport Rd.) SAUCY YODA & MYRA MAINS, 9:30 p.m. (Flying Chinook, 4610 Spenard Rd.) DJ MARK, 10 p.m. (Gaslight Lounge, 721 W. 4th Ave.) SABOTAGE SATURDAYS WITH DJ CHRIS ICARUS, 10 p.m. (LED Ultra Lounge, 901 W. 6th Ave.) I LIKE ROBOTS,10 p.m. to 1:30 p.m. (Tap Root, 3300 Spenard Rd.) SPACEFEST, 6 p.m. to 12 a.m. (Anchorage Community Works, 349 E. Ship Creek Ave.)

Mall. Last year’s event raised more than $15,000 worth of goodwill in three hours. Think about a bizarre bazaar: an alternative gift fair. There are still rooms filled with booths, but the “vendors” are nonprofit organizations and charities. Instead of buying more material gifts, shoppers can donate to local non-profits on behalf of friends, family or others on their holiday gift list. “Gifts” are in various price ranges beginning at $5. Shoppers receive decorative gift cards to present to the person in whose honor the gift was purchased. Free, noon to 3 p.m. (Congregation Beth Sholom, 7525 E. Northern Lights Blvd.) ANCHORAGE TABLETOP GAMING—Interested in playing board games? Bosco’s invites you to bring your shiny new games as well as your dusty old games and try out some of theirs. This group will meet every Sunday, excluding the second Sunday of each month. Free, 1 to 5 p.m. (Bosco’s, 2301 Spenard Rd.) CIRQUE DE HANUKKAH— Featuring an incredible aerial display by “The SkyRiders,” high-flying Guinness World Record holders and NBA halftime performers, in their Alaskan debut! Watch mindboggling maneuvers, with flips and twists that defy gravity. Enjoy Israeli Shakshuka bar, catered by a renowned chef from New York. Let the kids have a blast in the Dreidel bounce-house, and create fresh oil with a giant olive oil press. $5 - $10, 5 p.m. (Egan Convention Center, 555 W. 5th Ave.) GEEKS WHO DRINK—Simply, a quiz game played in a pub. It’s an Anglo-Irish tradition, but the goal is the same: to foster friendly competition, and promote social drinking, a noble cause indeed. Free, 6 p.m. (TapRoot, 3300 Spenard Rd.) ALASKA ACES VS. COLORADO EAGLES—Anchorage’s hometown hockey team is back in town. They’ll be going up against the Colorado Eagles. This is the last of three games. $12 - $34, 7:15 p.m. (Sullivan Arena, 1600 Gambell St.) BEER PONG—Koots’ Sunday social, beer pong is an old sport for beerheads everywhere. Brings your friends, make a team, and play for a night of shooting the shit with the crew. Hosted by DJ Anthem and Ref Kim, the night’s winner takes the cash and Koot’s gold cards. $5 cover per team, 9 p.m. (Chilkoot Charlie’s, 2435 Spenard Rd.)

MUSIC PIANO WITH ERIN PESZNECKER, 1 p.m. (Organic Oasis, 2610 Spenard Rd.) SPENERDS, 8 to 11:30 p.m. (Hard Rock Cafe Anchorage, 415 E St.)

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 6 ARTS, OUTDOORS, ENTERTAINMENT, CULTURE MITZVAH MALL—Congregation Beth Sholom is hosting Anchorage’s annual Mitzvah

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BLUES JAM, 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. (TapRoot, 3300 Spenard Rd.) DOMINGOS DE CLASICADAS WITH DJ ZAYY, 11 p.m. (LED Ultra Lounge, 901 W. 6th Ave.)

MONDAY, DECEMBER 7 ARTS, OUTDOORS, ENTERTAINMENT, CULTURE MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL—Humpy’s will be showing all the games on the big screen each Monday night. So come get a burger, grab a beer, and watch America’s sport. This week’s challengers: Dallas Cowboys take on the Washington Redskins at FedExField. 4:30 p.m. (Humpy’s, 610 W. 6th Ave.) POTTERY CLASSES—Take a pottery class for fun, relaxation, or therapy. Make something for yourself or to give to your friends. This is a fully instructed, wheelthrow pottery class; full class schedule available at midnightpotter.com. $300 $330, 6 to 9 p.m. (Midnight Potter Studios, 5861 Arctic Blvd, Ste. F) MEDITATION—In this busy chaotic world, it is very important for our day-to-day happiness and peace that we learn how to control our mind. A class designed to show how to apply simple meditation techniques and basic Buddhist psychology in the midst of a normal, modern lifestyle. $5 - $10, 7 to 8:30 p.m. (Namaste North Yoga Studio, 508 W. 2nd Ave.)

MEDIEVAL SWORD AND BUCKLER CLASS—Fiddlebow Fechtschule offers a weekly class on the use of the medieval sword and buckler. Each class incorporates the development of fundamental skills, technique exchange and conditioning in a relaxed but mindful atmosphere. No prior martial arts or fencing experience is necessary. Email chris@fiddlebowfechtschule.com to make arrangements to watch or participate. Drop-ins will be flayed. Free, 7 to 9:30 p.m. (Anchorage Dome, 6501 Changepoint Dr.)

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 8 ARTS, OUTDOORS, ENTERTAINMENT, CULTURE YU-GI-OH TOURNAMENT AND OPEN PLAY—Born from the game Duel Monsters within the original Japanese manga, the Yu-Gi-Oh card game is a battle-based gameplay where players duel each other using monster face cards. Come and try it out for free, or if you’re a more serious dueler, bring your decks along. Occasional sealed deck tournaments may come with a higher charge. Free for casual play, $6 - 7 for tournament play, 3 p.m. (Bosco’s, 2301 Spenard Rd.) GAME NIGHT AT SUBZERO MICROLOUNGE—Every Tuesday evening SubZero Microlounge hosts a game night featuring some of America’s favorite games, including Clue, Life, Cards Against Humanity and Scattergories just to name a few. Game Night starts when the bar opens for cocktail hour at 4 p.m. and goes until closing. Make sure to come early to call “dibs” on your favorite game. (612 F St.) EXPLORING NEW HORIZONS—Starting from ancient times, learn about the history of planetary discovery, especially that of Pluto, and how it has led to an amazing mission to explore the Kuiper Belt. Explore the New Horizons spacecraft, its mission to dwarf planet Pluto, and how the scientific method applies to our understanding of the solar system. Every TuesdaySunday through Oct. 31. $4 - $6 plus museum admission, 4 p.m. (Anchorage Museum, 625 C St.) ART KIDS STUDIO—Come learn to draw, paint and sculpt. Art Kids Studio Classes are ongoing and designed to evolve and build progressive art skills in creative self expression. Art Kids are encouraged to experiment and investigate new creative ideas and a variety of media and techniques. Visit artkidsstudio.com for more

information. $125 - $175, 4:15 to 6:15 p.m. (Art Kids Studio, Fireweed & A Street) GEEKS WHO DRINK—Simply, a quiz game played in a pub. It’s an Anglo-Irish tradition, but the goal is the same: to foster friendly competition, and promote social drinking, a noble cause indeed. Free, 7 p.m. (TapRoot, 3300 Spenard Rd.)

MUSIC BOB PARSONS & FRIENDS, 6 p.m. (Organic Oasis, 2610 Spenard Rd.) BLUES JAM, 8 p.m. (Anchorage City Limits in The Lofts, 239 W. 4th Ave.)

POTTERY CLASSES—Take a pottery class for fun, relaxation, or therapy. Make something for yourself or to give to your friends. Fully instructed classes in wheel thrown pottery offered at Midnight Potter Studios in Anchorage, AK. For more information go online at MidnightPotter.com. $300 to $330 per month, 6 to 9 p.m. (Midnight Potter Studios 5861 Arctic Blvd.) TRIVIA NIGHT AT THE WHALE’S TAIL BISTRO & WINE BAR— See how smart you are and head down to the Whale’s Tail Bistro & Wine Bar every Wednesday night at 7 p.m. for Trivia Night! Enjoy a selection of 32 wines on tap, local draft beers, artisanal cocktails, and classic bistro fare. Most importantly, a chance to prove you are the smartest person in the room! Prizes include cash and Hotel Captain Cook gift cards. Plus, keep an eye out for free giveaways! Free, 7 p.m. (Hotel Captain Cook, 939 W. 5th Ave.)

OPEN MIC WITH JAMES GLAVES, 9 p.m. (TapRoot, 3300 Spenard Rd.)

MUSIC

AFTERWORK ACOUSTIC SHOW, 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. (Pioneer Bar 739 W 4th Ave)

ROOTS MUSIC SPOTLIGHT WITH TODD GREBE, 8 to 11:30 p.m. (TapRoot, 3300 Spenard Rd.)

THE UNFAITHFUL LOVERS, 10 p.m. (Chilkoot Charlie’s, 2435 Spenard Rd.)

WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 9 ARTS, OUTDOORS, ENTERTAINMENT, CULTURE ALASKA POLAR BARES— Orientation for prospective new members. Meet at the front of the store by the large table. Look for the large bulletin board on an easel. Military members and their spouses are invited to join. This is a Nude Recreation and Travel Club for adults. A brochure, 6-month schedule of upcoming events, and membership application will be handed out. Check out the club on meetup.com. 5:30 p.m. (Starbucks, 1142 N. Muldoon Rd., Ste. 110)

LIVE MUSIC, 8 to 11 p.m. (SubZero Microlounge, 612 F St.) OPEN DECKS AT KOOT’S, 10 p.m. to 12 a.m. (Chilkoot Charlie’s, 2435 Spenard Rd.) UNFAITHFUL LOVERS, 10 p.m. to 12 a.m. (Pioneer Bar 739 W 4th Ave.)

ONGOING EVENTS For a complete list of events visit anchoragepress.com YOGA ON DONATION— Open Space offers weekly yoga, dance and other drop-in classes. Come join a vibrant community and pay what you can. All levels are welcome. Classes include: MWF lunch hour classes, Ashtanga, Hips, Core Explore, Prenatal, Baby & You, 50 and Fit and much more. Find our full schedule and special events online: OpenSpaceAlaska.com/calendar/ (630 E. 57th Pl.)

U P C OM I NG E V E N T S

MUSIC

OPEN MIC JAM, 8 p.m. (Humpy’s, 610 W. 6th Ave.) KARAOKE, 9 p.m. (Gaslight Lounge, 721 W. 4th Ave.) OPEN MIC, 9 p.m. (Al’s Alaskan Inn, 7830 Old Seward Hwy.) COMEDY OPEN MIC, 8:30 p.m. (Chilkoot Charlie’s, 2435 Spenard Rd.)

MOTOWN MONDAYS, 5 p.m. (Fat Ptarmigan, 441 W. 5th Ave.) KARAOKE, 9 p.m. (Gaslight Lounge, 721 W. 4th Ave.) ERIC PESZNECKER, 6:30 p.m. (Organic Oasis, 2610 Spenard Rd.) ETERNAL COWBOYS, 10 p.m. to 1 a.m. (Chilkoot Charlie’s, 2435 Spenard Rd.)

December 3 - December 9, 2015


Poster Design: Craig Updegrove December 3 - December 9, 2015

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SCREENING AND EVENT VENUES AKX Alaska Experience Theatre

MU Museum

SM Alaska Experience Theatre Small

WL Williwaw

BT Bear Tooth SGT Snow Goose Theater

* Filmmaker will be in attendance

SCREENING SCHEDULE Event

BT

12:00

Animation Program*

Animation

1:00

Shorts - Love & Pain Program*

Shorts

4:00

Right Footed

Doc

Doc

The Descendants

Feature

7:00

STORIS: The Galloping Ghost of the Alaskan Coast

Made in AK

6:00

Children of the Arctic* + Performance

Doc Feature

8:00

Eadweard

5:30

Lost & Found*

Doc

8:00

And The Circus Leaves Town

Feature

FAMILY FILMS Join AIFF at the Anchorage Museum for a FREE Family Films program, appropriate for all ages. Saturday, December 5, at Noon.

Doc

Midori in Hawaii

Feature

12:00

Family Films

Family

Indie Lens Pop Up Autism in Love

Free Event

1:30 4:00

CODE: Debugging the Gender Gap Doc

12:00

The Incredible Adventures of Jojo* Feature (and His Annoying Little Sister Avila)

2:30

Love Between the Covers*

Doc

5:00

Orphans & Kingdoms

Feature

7:30

Diablo*

Feature

They Look Like People

Feature

BT

Madina's Dream

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 10TH AKX

4:00 6:00

MU

Feature

6:00

Creditors

Feature

8:00

Jasmine*

Feature

7:00

Circus Without Borders

Doc

3:15

After School Special*

Event

5:30

Shorts Jury Selections

Shorts

8:00

Magic Utopia*

Feature

10:30

Quick Freeze*

Event

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 11TH

3:00

No Greater Love

Doc

5:30

Short Docs*

Doc

8:00

Death on a Rock*

Feature

1:30

Janey Makes a Play

Doc

3:30

Stink!

Doc

6:00

Under Construction

Feature

SM

Shorts

BT

Made in Alaska Shorts*

AKX

5:00

1:00

Janey Makes a Play

Doc

7:00

The Brainwashing of My Dad

Doc

9:00

Orphans & Kingdoms

Feature

7:00

CODE: Debugging the Gender Gap

Doc

8:00

Creditors

Feature

2:30

Martini Matinee*

Doc

2:00

Hunting in Wartime

Made in AK

4:00

STORIS: The Galloping Ghost of the Alaskan Coast*

Made in AK

12:00

Circus Without Borders

Doc

2:30

When the Ocean Met the Sky*

Feature

Children of the Arctic*

Doc

7:00

High Treason (1929)*

Feature SM

5:00

AKX SM BT

7:00

We Are All Related Here*

Made in AK

8:30

3022 Ft.* & Degrees North

Made in AK

Harry & Snowman

Doc

7:30

11:00

Stink!

Doc

1:00

A Courtship

Doc

3:00

Under Construction

Feature

5:00

Animation Program

Animation

7:00

Magic Utopia*

Feature

9:00

Living with the Dead

Feature

3:00

From This Day Forward

Doc

5:30

No Greater Love

Doc

8:00

Love Between the Covers

Doc

12:00

Made in Alaska Shorts*

Shorts

2:00

Real Life

Shorts

4:00

Very Semi-Serious

Doc

Where Do We Go from Here

Feature

They Look Like People

5:30

Above and Below

Doc

6:00

8:00

Jasmine*

Feature

8:00

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13

8:00

Sea Horse

Made in AK

7:00

Short Docs

Doc

5:30

From This Day Forward*

Gay-La/ Doc

8:00

The David Dance

Gay-La/ Feature

9:30

Gay-La Celebration

Event

AKX

Doc

SM

Vanishing Sail

WL

AKX

Feature TH

6:00

LATE-NIGHT LOUNGE At Port View Room, sponsored by Alaska Experience Theater. DJ, and performance by Homer’s Tails and Tassels burlesque troupe at 10:30 pm, plus a sneak preview of Anchorage’s own Double Shovel Cider! Join the party with your festival pass or show a recent AIFF film ticket. 333 W 4th Avenue, Saturday, December 5, doors open at 9 pm.

Short Docs

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 12

AKX

Harry & Snowman

SGT

MU BT

12:00

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 8TH

SM

Director Kyle Rideout will be in attendance for Q & A afterward, followed by music, food, and a good time. Price $30. Opening Night Gala included with purchase of Film Pass. The after party will be at PubHouse at Inlet Tower. Open until 3 am.

The Descendants

MONDAY, DECEMBER 7TH

BT

with a chance to mingle with filmmakers, have your photo taken, and order delicious food from the Bear Tooth menu. The film begins at 8 pm.

2:00

TH

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OUR OPENING NIGHT FESTIVITIES BEGIN AT 7 PM,

Feature

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 6TH

AKX

8:00

Madina’s Dream

Living with the Dead*

10:30

SM

6:00

7:30

SM

MU

SM

AKX

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 5TH

AKX

Opening Night - Eadward*

SM

7:00

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 9TH

BT

BT

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 4TH

OPENING NIGHT

11:00

Heart of Alaska*

Made in AK

1:00

Global Village

Shorts

3:00

Midori in Hawaii

Feature

11:30

Lost & Found

Doc

1:30

Sea Horse

Made in AK

6:00

Golden Oosikar Awards Ceremony LIMITED

Event

A special screening from AMIPA of a thought-to-havebeen lost film, an early sci-fi feature made during cinema’s transition from silent to sound. A rare opportunity to see a film that has not screened in the US in nearly a century! Bear Tooth Theatrepub, Sunday, December 6 at 7:30 pm.

GAY-LA A night of LGBTQ programming with the documentary “From This Day Forward” at 5:30 pm, with Director Sharon Shattuck in attendance. The feature film “The David Dance will follow at 8 pm. AIFF partners, Identity, Inc., hosts the Gay-LA celebration following the films. Bear Tooth Theatrepub, Tuesday, December 8 at 9:30 pm.

GOLDEN OOSIKAR AWARDS AIFF’s traditional awards, hosted at Williwaw. Join us for a celebration of the last 10 days of film with our Golden Oosikar Awards, given to the best Features, Documentaries, Shorts, Super Shorts, Animation, Made in Alaska, and Audience Choice. Williwaw, Sunday, December 13, from 6-8 pm.

TICKETS Festival Passes $120 includes Opening Night

Tickets $8 per screening

Closing Awards at Williwaw $20 for general public $10 for pass holders

Family Films Free

December 3 - December 9, 2015


MOVIE DESCRIPTIONS 20 METERS OF LOVE IN MONTMARTRE

DANCE OF THE PEOPLE

INVADERS

MOVING ON

Director: Pierre Gaffié (France)

Director: Marc Menish (U.S.A.)

Director: Jason Kupfer (U.S.A.)

Directors: Mike Spear, Marcia Fields (U.S.A.)

Four lonely women in Paris find a secret connection between them. Not only through their faces but also through their arts.

The Green Grass Cloggers, created by East Carolina University students, sidestepped many of the staid conventions and sparked a shift within the greater clogging community. This documentary explores this pivotal point in the team’s rich history.

A pair of home invaders consider their potential character choices just prior to their planned invasion.

In this modern world where technology too often replaces actual human interaction, the most personal moments in our lives are being delivered by the most impersonal methods. This short film takes a look at what would happen if even breakups were contracted out.

3022 FT. Director: Max Romney (U.S.A.) 3022 FT is the first film to cover the historical race of Seward, Alaska, Mount Marathon. The film covers the 2014 race following the stories of nine races – one junior, three men, and four women.

A COURTSHIP

DEGREES NORTH Director: Guido Perrini (Switzerland) Degrees North mixes hair-raising action footage of leading freeriders with a story of adventure and discovery.

Director: Amy Kohn (U.S.A.)

DIABLO

Arranged marriage is alive and well in the Christian Evangelical community. Kelly, a 33 year-old virgin, renounces dating believing that her parents along with God should find her husband. Problem is, her own parents think the idea is crazy.

Director: Lawrence Roeck (U.S.A.) Starring Scott Eastwood, Diablo is a Psychological Thriller Western set in the 1870’s that deconstructs the Western myth through the story of a young man suffering from PTSD from the Civil War.

ABOVE AND BELOW

EADWEARD

Director: Nicolas Steiner (Switzerland)

Director: Kyle Rideout (Canada)

Far, far away and out of sight, that’s where April, Dave, Cindy, Rick and the Godfather are creating life on their own terms. Each individual has been flung into periling circumstances on this rollercoaster ride called life.

A psychological drama centered around world-famous turn-of-the-century photographer, Eadweard Muybridge who photographed nude and deformed subjects, became the godfather of cinema, murdered his wife’s lover, and was the last American to receive the justifiable homicide verdict.

ADOLESCENCE Director: Daniel Milan (Mexico) It is good to remember. It is better to rewind.

A JOURNEY TO NAMIE Director: Sulfikar Amir (Singapore) Exploring an array of contaminated places in a small town in Fukushima, Japan, this documentary captures the voiceless of Namie as a victim of natural and manmade disasters.

AND THE CIRCUS LEAVES TOWN Director: Mete Sozer (Turkey) A mysterious stranger’s arrival in a small rundown town with a dark and deadly past sets off a chain of unexpected events.

BIHTTOS Director: Elle-Máijá Tailfeathers (Canada) Through animation, re-enactments, and archival photos, writer/director E. Tailfeathers (Blackfoot & Saami) delves into the dissolution of her parents’ mythic love story and how it has colored her perception of love in her adult life.

BIRTHDAY Director: Chris King (U.S.A.) When a young military wife gets news that her Marine husband has been severely wounded in combat, she discovers that life ahead for them is going to be a difficult and yet amazing journey.

CHHAYA Director: Debanjan Nandy (United Kingdom) As his past sets in threatening his present, Prakash finds himself before a difficult decision: a mesmerizing but, unreal dream or life itself?

CHILDREN OF THE ARCTIC Director: Nick Brandestini (Switzerland)

Based on August Strindberg’s 1888 play, Creditors is a modern re-telling of Strindberg’s story of love, betrayal, revenge and psychological manipulation.

DEATH ON A ROCK Director: Scott Ballard (U.S.A.) Portland filmmaker Scott Ballard’s (A Standing Still, Welcoming Departure) latest feature follows a young woman coming to terms with a trying event in her life.

December 3 - December 9, 2015

JOE WILL DIE Director: David Janove (U.S.A.) Joe is going for a walk in the neighborhood, but trouble awaits him.

KEEPING COUNTRY Director: Andrew Quinn (Australia) A 40,000 year old human heritage in Western Australia is threatened by development. Five people explore indigenous beliefs and their connection with a remote region the size of California, called the Kimberley.

KNIT ME SOME HAPPINESS

LIVING WITH THE DEAD Director: Christine Vartoughian (U.S.A.)

Director: Cory Wilson (U.S.A.) What happens when you truly care? When you take the time to listen? Free Custom Poetry is about one person’s desire to give the unexpected to anyone who happens to stroll by.

Since her boyfriend Adam killed himself over a year ago, Max has been using sex, drugs, and parties to ignore the pain until one day she wakes up in a hospital, having taken a nearly lethal dose of sleeping pills.

MR. MCBOB Director: Pierre Schantz (U.S.A.) Based on a true story, 12-year-old student director Pierre Schantz reveals how he was first inspired by his 4th grade teacher to begin making films.

MY HEART Director: Yaser Talebi (Islamic Republic of Iran) Miss Teacher’s heart is sick, and students want to give her a big heart as a present.

NKOSI COIFFURE Director: Frederike Migom (Belgium) During a fight with her boyfriend on the street in a Brussels’ Congolese neighbourhood, Eva escapes into a hair salon. The African women in the salon initially support her. But when they find out what the fight is about, opinions differ.

NO GREATER LOVE Director: Justin Roberts (U.S.A.) No Greater Love explores a combat deployment through the eyes of an Army chaplain, as he and his men fight their way through a hellish tour in one of the most dangerous places in Afghanistan and then as they struggle to reintegrate home.

OLILO Director: Ao Li (U.S.A.) Olilo is a 2D animation that tells the story of an introverted girl held captive by her own semi-transparent personal space.

FROM THIS DAY FORWARD

LOST & FOUND

ONE-MINUTE TIME MACHINE

Director: Sharon Shattuck (U.S.A.)

Directors: Nicolina Lanni, John Choi (Canada)

Director: Devon Avery (U.S.A.)

With her own wedding just around the corner, filmmaker Sharon Shattuck returns home to examine the mystery at the heart of her upbringing: How her transgender father Trisha and her straight-identified mother Marcia stayed together against all odds.

Lost & Found follows the epic adventures of regular citizens who leave their small towns (some for the first time) to travel to Japan in hopes to reunite people with some small piece of their past.

James is all too eager to put his one-minute time machine to use in winning the heart of Regina, until he discovers the unexpected consequences of his actions.

LOVE BETWEEN THE COVERS

GOLDEN SHOT

Director: Laurie Kahn (U.S.A.)

Director: Paolo Rotundo (New Zealand)

Director: Gokalp Gonen (Turkey) Rusty machines living in their small houses, imagine that the sun will come and take them to the sky someday.

Love Between the Covers is the fascinating story of the vast, funny, and savvy female community that has built a powerhouse industry sharing love stories.

Orphans & Kingdoms is a moving drama about a man who returns home only to be bound and beaten by three fugitive kids. Exposed to the helplessness of his tormentors he is forced to face the demons of his own dark past.

ORPHANS & KINGDOMS

HARRY & SNOWMAN

MADINA’S DREAM

PUSHING OUT DAISY

Director: Ron Davis (U.S.A.)

Director: Andrew Berends (U.S.A.)

Director: Allison Week (U.S.A.)

Dutch immigrant, Harry deLeyer, journeyed to the United States after World War II and developed a transformative relationship with a broken down Amish plow horse he rescued off a slaughter truck bound for the glue factory.

After decades of civil war, South Sudan achieved its independence from Sudan in 2011. But inside Sudan, the conflict continues. Elevenyear-old Madina and countless others dream of a brighter future for the Nuban people.

Inspired by popular Inuit legend, one woman imagines pushing her cantankerous mother Daisy out a tad sooner than planned.

HEART OF ALASKA

Directors: Shoji Toyama, Shuichi Tan (Japan)

Director: Bjorn Olson (U.S.A.)

A girl who lost her mother in childhood; A man trapped in a past of painful memories; An old man who lives alone and lost his daughter. This is the story of three souls moving toward UTOPIA.

Director: Samantha Farinella (U.S.A.)

Director: Ben Cura (United Kingdom)

Leonard To (Jason Tobin, Better Luck Tomorrow) is a man who’s struggling to come to terms with the unsolved murder of his beloved wife, Jasmine (Grace Huang, Overheard).

FREE CUSTOM POETRY

Circus Without Borders is an enlightening tale of two circus troupes from opposite ends of the globe who converge to realize a common dream.

CREDITORS

Director: Dax Phelan (Hong Kong)

The day a knitting club in Sheffield (UK) decided to make a giant picnic blanket.

Neal’s two friends set him up to be the get away drive for a bank heist. But who’s robbing who?

HUNTING IN WARTIME

CODE: Debugging the Gender Gap exposes the dearth of American female and minority software engineers and explores the reasons for this gender gap.

JASMINE

Director: Zayn Roohi (U.S.A.)

Director: Susan Gray, Linda Matchan (U.S.A.)

Director: Robin Hauser Reynolds (U.S.A.)

Follow 90-year-old Janey as she writes and directs her latest original, socially relevant community theatre production for her small town.

Director: Sofia Olins (United Kingdom)

CIRCUS WITHOUT BORDERS

CODE: DEBUGGING THE GENDER GAP

Director: Jared Callahan (U.S.A.)

EASY MONEY

Hig, Erin and their two children walk out of their comfortable home on a cold March predawn morning and begin a four-month human powered expedition around Alaska’s Cook Inlet.

Children of the Arctic is a portrait of Native Alaskan teenagers coming of age at America’s northernmost edge.

JANEY MAKES A PLAY

Hunting in Wartime profiles Tlingit veterans from Hoonah, Alaska who saw combat during the Vietnam War. The veterans talk about surviving trauma, relating to Vietnamese civilians, readjusting to civilian life, and serving a government that systematically oppresses native people.

I FOLLOW RIVERS Director: Ellie Schmidt (U.S.A.) This experimental short is a personal exploration of the perceived/false distinction that exists between humanity and nature, as well as coming to terms with the mortality of the natural world. Shot and edited in Sitka, Alaska in the summer of 2015.

IN THE FOREST Director: Li Xia (U.S.A.) Far away from here, there is an enchanted forest that holds many deep, dark secrets and is full of dangerous creatures if one day you find yourself there, lost inside the darkness. Don’t be afraid.

MAGIC UTOPIA

RIDING MY WAY BACK Directors: Robin Fryday, Peter Rosenbaum (U.S.A.)

MAN IN THE CAN

Riding My Way Back is a feature documentary that chronicles one soldier’s journey back from the brink of suicide. At his most desperate and isolated, on 42 medications and suicidal, Staff Sergeant Aaron Helicker is introduced to the unlikeliest of saviors: a horse named Fred.

Director: Noessa Higa (U.S.A.)

RIGHT FOOTED

Man in the Can chronicles the personal journey of a minor league rodeo clown trying to make it to the major leagues before he gets too old or taken out by a bull.

Director: Nick Spark (U.S.A.)

MERRY XMAS Director: Boman Modine (U.S.A.) MERRY XMAS tells the story of a mischievous father (Dick Van Dyke) who calls his very busy kids (Matthew Modine and Glenne Headly) to tell them that, after 55 years of marriage, he and their mom (Valerie Harper) are getting divorced.

MIDORI IN HAWAII Director: John Hill (U.S.A.) Midori is a struggling wedding photographer in Kona, Hawaii. Her small world is thrown off balance when Seiko, her judgmental sister comes to visit from Japan.

Jessica Cox was born without arms as a result of a birth defect, but managed to overcome many physical and emotional challenges to become fully independent. Right Footed follows Jessica as she transforms from a motivational speaker to a mentor, and eventually into a leading advocate for people with disability.

RIPPLE Director: Conner Griffith (U.S.A.) The shapes we make - an advertisement for planet earth.

ROSSO PAPAVERO Director: Martin Smetana (Slovakia)

MIKE

Once upon a starry night, a small boy with the head full of fantasies witnesses dreamlike circus performances.

Director: Petros Silvestros (United Kingdom)

SCAREDY BAT

Mike, a sulky teenager has to do a boring job take his little brother Jack to the hairdresser. Waiting for him in the car, Mike starts to get worried when Jack takes too long to return.

Director: Greg Perkins (U.S.A.) A tired frog is trying to sleep, but keeps being woken up by a crying bat who is scared of the dark.

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THE BRAINWASHING OF MY DAD

THE LOOKING PLANET

TO SCALE:THE SOLAR SYSTEM

Director: Greg Ivan Smith (U.S.A.)

Director: Jen Senko (U.S.A.)

Director: Eric Law Anderson (U.S.A.)

Director: Alex Gorosh (U.S.A.)

In 1952, four New England college students play a seemingly innocent card game, which holds a terrible ulterior motive. Debt is due.

As filmmaker Jen Senko tries to understand the transformation of her father from a non-political, life-long Democrat to an angry, Right-Wing fanatic, she uncovers the forces behind the media that changed him completely. Special work-in-progress screening.

During the construction of the universe, a young member of the Cosmos Corps of Engineers decides to break some fundamental laws in the name of self-expression.

On a dry lakebed in Nevada, a group of friends build the first scale model of the solar system with complete planetary orbits: a true illustration of our place in the universe.

THE MOMENT

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Director: Sean McCarthy (U.S.A.)

Director: Rubaiyat Hossain (Bangladesh)

We are all more connected than we think.

Under Construction is about a modern middleclass-Muslim woman Roya struggling to find herself in the sprawl of urban Bangladesh. Roya finds herself under-construction—traveling alone to exert her own desires, wishes and ambitions.

SEA HORSE Director: Kamell Allaway (U.S.A.) Sea Horse is a supernatural mood piece about three women struggling to survive in the Alaskan wilderness after a mysterious event has left them homeless.

SLEEPY STEVE Director: Meghann Artes (U.S.A.) A fuzzy bachelor has engineered his wacky morning routine with robotic precision.

STINK! Director: Jon J. Whelan (U.S.A.) Stink! is a first-person story about one father’s absurd journey to find out what kinds of chemicals are hidden in a pair of his kid’s pajamas - and why no one will tell him what they are.

STORIS:THE GALLOPING GHOST OF THE ALASKAN COAST Director: Damon Stuebner (U.S.A.) STORIS: The Galloping Ghost of the Alaskan Coast is a documentary that chronicles the nearly 65 year history of the U.S. Coast Guard Cutter STORIS and examines the roles it played during World War II, the Cold War, and throughout the post-Cold War era.

SUPERJEDNOSTKA

THE BRAVEST, THE BOLDEST Director: Moon Molson (U.S.A.) Two Army Casualty Notification Officers arrive at a Harlem housing project to deliver some news to a woman about her son serving in the war in the Middle East.

THE CALL Director: Zamo Mkhwanazi (South Africa) A pregnant prostitute, a taxi driver and an iPhone come together on an ordinary Johannesburg afternoon to decide the value of a life. Can two people who do not know how to love, create a home?

THE DAVID DANCE Director: Aprill Winney (U.S.A.) David, the host of a local, gay radio show in Buffalo, New York, struggles with self-doubt when his single sister asks him to be the father figure for her soon-to-be-adopted Brazilian child.

THE DESCENDANTS Director: Yaser Talebi (Islamic Republic of Iran) Farrokh left Iran to continue his studies but he has not been in touch with his family for a long time. Jacob travels to Sweden to look for his son.

THE HOUSE IS INNOCENT

Director: Teresa Czepiec (Poland) Superjednostka (Polish for Superunit) is a huge block of flats designed as a ‘housing machine’. The main characters of the documentary are people living in Superjednostka and going through important moments of their lives there.

SWITCH MAN Directors: Hsun-Chun Chuang, Shao-Kuei Tong (Taiwan) In a normal quiet Sunday, Dr. Evil Mantis attacked K-City unexpectedly with his gigantic claw, the entire city in panic and in danger. At the very critical moment, one young man stood out and fights the Dr. Evil Mantis.

THE APPLE TREE Director: Scott Storm (U.S.A.) A destitute young boy discovers that the natural world near his home is in jeopardy, and acts to put things right at all costs.

THE BOX Director: Gab Germano (Canada) Guillaume and Nathalie. A 6-year relationship. A 7-month break-up. There’s a box that keeps them apart.

Director: Nicholas Coles (U.S.A.) Meet Tom and Barbara, the proud new owners of a serial killer’s house-- the most infamous residence in Sacramento, California. The middle-age couple soon realizes it’s going to take more than a fresh coat of paint to whitewash their home’s macabre history.

THE INCREDIBLE ADVENTURES OF JOJO (AND HIS ANNOYING LITTLE SISTER AVILA) Directors: Ann-Marie Schmidt, Brian Schmidt (U.S.A.) When Jojo and his sister Avila are left to their own devices after a car accident injures their mother, they must survive in the woods on their own. There’s adventure, danger, comedy, and Skittles.

THE KICKSTEP PROJECT Director: Greg Stafford (U.S.A.) Two lifelong Alaskans go skiing for the first time together in Turnagain Pass. Josh and Greg ski a 2,000 foot line on the South Face of Mt. Kickstep, a dream line, right in there backyard mountain playground. This line would inspire the Kickstep Project, week long, big line shreda-thon of one of Alaska’s backcountry gems.

THE MUSE Director: Christopher Gage Tucker (U.S.A.) When an artist is ‘touched’ by The Muse then abandoned by it, he must seek a new source of inspiration.

THE POEM OF A MEMORY Director: Christhian Andrews (U.S.A) A despairing and heartsick woman faces reality after losing the most important thing in her life.

THE PRESENT

UNLEADED Director: Luke Davies (United Kingdom) Three thugs attempting to rob a petrol station are interrupted by three stoners with a severe case of the munchies.

VANISHING SAIL Director: Alexis Andrews (Antigua & Barbuda)

Director: Jacob Frey (Germany) Jake spends most of his time playing videogames indoors until his mum decides to give him a present.

THE RED THUNDER Director: Alvaro Ron (U.S.A.) Sarah (Allie Grant, Weeds), a nerdy teenager, needs her mom’s brand new car to go on a date with Danny (Miles Heizer, Parenthood), the boy she is in love with. She decides to disobey her mom and steal the car. Little does she know the vehicle is actually part of a secret her mom keeps.

Alwyn Enoe is one of the last boat builders practicing a trade passed down the generations from Scottish settlers in the 19th century. He is approaching his 70s and with no more orders coming in, he decides to build one last sailing sloop hoping that his sons will continue the trade.

VERY SEMI-SERIOUS Director: Leah Wolchol (U.S.A.) The film takes an unprecedented behind-thescenes look at the New Yorker and introduces the cartooning legends and hopefuls who create the iconic cartoons that have inspired, baffled—and occasionally pissed off—all of us for decades.

THE RUTHLESS RHYMER

WE ARE ALL RELATED HERE

Director: Quinton Oliver Smith (U.S.A.)

Director: Brian McDermott (U.S.A.)

When Grace was a young child, her parents were murdered by the Ruthless Rhymer. She did not understand the purpose of this brutal attack. When she grew up, she became a reporter, in hopes of covering cold cases and bringing experience to sensitive topics like her own.

We Are All Related Here tells the story of the Yup’ik people of Newtok, Alaska, who are being forced to relocate their village due to the erosion and flooding they are experiencing as a result of global warming.

STORY OF A RAINY NIGHT

Director: Michael Goldburg (U.S.A.)

Director: Mehdi Fard Ghaderi (Iran) It is night and raining,the old man alone in the house. He gives milk to a cat that has been soaked in the rain. Meanwhile, her children one by one to arrive, to begin her birthday celebrations.

THEY LOOK LIKE PEOPLE Director: Perry Blackshear (U.S.A.) Suspecting that those around him are actually malevolent shape-shifters, a troubled man questions whether to protect his only friend from an impending war, or from himself.

THROUGH THE WIRES

WHAT’S EATING DAD? What’s Eating Dad? is award-winning filmmaker Michael Goldburg’s hilariously absurd horror-comedy about literally surviving the future in-laws.

WHEN THE OCEAN MET THE SKY Director: Lukas Huffman (Canada) Three twenty-something brothers are sent on a wilderness adventure designed, as the last will and testament of their late and eccentric parents. In order to gain their inheritance, the three must all complete the trek together.

WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE? Director: John McPhail (Scotland)

Director: Greg Chaney (U.S.A.) Melancholy story of an Alaskan woman losing her boyfriend to the sunny southland.

“What is the appeal for a 25 year old to live in a care home?” Dejected nurse Jen asks this when she joins the ranks at the “easy love care home.”

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mentary is incredibly important, securing the funding needed for particularly for Alaskans who are relocation. She also gives an overinsulated in the urban areas, have view of the process for relocating never had the opportunity to visit this village. western Alaska, and may not While We Are All Related Here have an appreciation for how rich provides a needed perspective for and important rural Alaska is to the conversation about climate E ARE ALL Related the state as a whole. In addition change impacts on Newtok, it Here opens with a to the local voices and perspec- misses an opportunity in extendwide shot of cratered tives represented in We Are All ing the conversation into the naicescape, as foreign to most view- Related Here, McDermott also le- tional and global realms because ers as the moon and just as beau- verages experiences and perspec- it fails to put it in those contexts. tiful. This is Niugtaq or Newtok, tives from Carl Markon, Deputy The documentary provides facts Alaska. According to the Alaska Regional Executive/Center Di- and figures as overlaid and/or Department of Labor estimate, rector of the U.S. Geological Sur- transitional text on the screen as of 2014, Newtok has approxi- vey Alaska Science Center; Robin but these do not complete the picture of the political dymately 380 people. The comnamics change in munity is north of Nelson McDermott’s focus relation ofto climate Newtok, or about Island, along the Ninglick Newtok’s ongoing the monumental economic River in the Yukon-Kuskok- is wim Delta region of western struggle to face the rap- costs of relocating villages in Alaska. The lack of inforAlaska. Brian McDermott’s documentary tells the story idly disappearing land- mation may leave viewers of Newtok as it confronts scape that is washing with the idea that Newtok is simply waiting for red-tape relocation challenges resulting from the precipitated away resources, homes to give so it can complete its impacts of climate change and the community’s move to Mertarvik, its new site; but it’s not that simple. in the form of erosion and At an estimated cost of alflooding. Newtok’s story is ability to survive. most $400,000 per person compelling. Along with other remote Alaskan villages, New- Bronen, the Executive Director to relocate Newtok, that’s potentok is among the first to feel the of the Alaska Institute for Justice tially over $150 million and this and Senior Research Scientist at changes the conversation because dire impacts of climate change. Newtok is a Yup’ik village with the University of Alaska Fair- the community can’t do it on its deeply rooted traditions. We Are banks Institute of Arctic Biology; own. With the state facing deAll Related Here provides a beau- and, Sally Russell Cox, a planner clining revenues, no organized tiful profile of the community, its with the state of Alaska in charge borough with taxing ability, and people, culture and traditional of helping the village to relocate. when the needs of 380 people, no way of life. McDermott’s focus Markon provides context for ero- matter compelling they are, are is Newtok’s ongoing struggle to sion and flooding, while Bronen compared to national disasters face the rapidly-disappearing addresses the limitations of cur- like Hurricane Katrina, the cost landscape that is washing away rent disaster relief legislation and to relocate Newtok (or any other resources, homes, and the com- the implications for those being of the 32 villages in Alaska that munity’s ability to survive. The threatened by climate change. face potentially similar condidocumentary gives the residents Russell Cox is the boots-on-the- tions) becomes hard to swallow. of Newtok—from teenagers to ground voice who has worked We Are All Related Here helps elders, teachers and community with the community for years continue important discussions leaders—an opportunity to tell and built relationships with com- on every level about how society their story in their own words, munity leaders that have been addresses climate change and and through their own observa- instrumental in advancing lead- how priorities are determined. n tions and traditional knowledge ers’ efforts. She provides insight base. This aspect of the docu- into the difficulties involved with

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they learn from their elders are not just about how to view life and values, they are also tangible tools to survive and inculcate a tremendous love for their environment and people. But, kids will be kids, and in a small school where everyone knows one another, the pressures to succeed academically and socially are just like what other teenagers in America experience. Thinking about whether to go to college, join the military, get a job, etc., are par for the course. Children of the Arctic takes advantage of the unending and impressive Arctic landscape. Viewers get a sense of what Barrow is really like, with wide shots of eternal skies both in sleepless daylight and on endless nights. The film gives viewers an intimate and personal look of just how significant

ICK BR ANDESTINI’S Children of the Arctic follows five Alaska Native teenagers as their lives transform during a year in which they either graduate or are close to graduating from Barrow High School. Children of the Arctic is making the rounds in the film festival circuit and the Swiss director’s film is well worth seeing. Brandestini’s camera is unobtrusive, so most of the teens and people around them seem comfortable in front of the camera as they talk about straddling their traditional Alaska Native world and the demands from a western, Viewers get a sense of all-American world. Samuel, Josiah, Flora, Ace and Mayaa what Barrow is really live a shared experience through like, with wide shots high school, all but Mayaa are Iñupiaq. Mayaa is part Yup’ik of eternal skies both and part white, but each must in sleepless daylight decide for themselves how to live in their reality, prioritize values, and on endless nights. and make their own decisions as they approach adulthood. The teenag- whale hunts still are to Alaska Native ers have different strengths and weak- traditions and how these traditions nesses, and must find themselves in form the next generations of Alaska the mix of culture, economics, gender Native people. The teenagers recognize how unique their life and existence is roles, etc. Barrow is the northern-most com- and so they struggle with making demunity of the United States. The en- cisions about their futures. They’re not vironment is extreme, and Alaska shy about taking on important subNative people have been adapting and jects like their close and familial expecreating relationships with the natu- riences of suicide, and the dangers of ral world for 10,000 years in order to the disappearing ice. Children of the Arctic’s has steady prosper. Traditional ways of life remain a steadfast reminder that there pace tends to drag a little about an are universal truths between Man hour in, but the cinematography is and Nature, and that one impacts the worth a little patience. If the chilother. Children of the Arctic illustrates dren of the arctic in the film are any the importance of culture as it passes indication of the heart and values of from generation to generation. Un- the Alaska Native people, then the like the teenagers’ counterparts in next 10,000 years is well within their the Lower 48, the lessons and skills reach. n

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IT’S SNOT HYGIENIC The manager of the agency in Louisville, Kentucky, responsible for, among other things, development planning, zoning changes and historic landmarks revealed in November that his headquarters has a “boogers” problem and ordered users of the third-floor men’s room to stop hocking them onto the walls adjacent to the urinals. According to an internal memo cited by InsiderLouisville.com, Metro Planning and Design Services manager Joe Reverman called the mucus buildup “a very serious situation” and had his executive administrator post signs instructing restroom users on the basics of proper disposal of “anything that comes out of or off a person’s body.” GREAT ART! —The 1968 Cy Twombly “blackboard” painting sold for $70.5 million at New York City’s Sotheby’s auction in November (higher than experts’ estimate of $60 million). The painting consists of six horizontal lines of continuous circular swirls (white chalk on a “blackboard”)—perhaps the same swirls that might be made by an extremely bored, aggressive first-grader given a supply of chalk and the absence of the teacher. —The Baltimore-based “experimental music” creators Matmos announced the release of their new album, “Ultimate Care II,” consisting entirely of “music” made by a Whirlpool washing machine (the Ultimate Care II model). According to a November report in Time magazine, the machine’s 38-minute wash cycle will be “sampled and processed” to lighten the original sound. (Matmos previously “played” canisters of helium on stage at Radio City Music Hall and a cow’s uterus at the San Francisco Art Institute.) CULTURAL DIVERSITY In an enterprise somewhat resembling “American Idol,” amateur performers in China become self-supporting online not by soliciting money directly, but through virtual gifts from enthralled fans, with performers getting a cut of each sale. Beijing’s YY.com hosts original performances, and two of the site’s favorites, Mr. Earth and Ms. Cloud, earned the equivalent of about $160,000 last year from their universe of 1.8 million fans (according to a November Wall Street Journal report). In an ancillary industry (led by 9158.com), hard-core fans can purchase access (think “virtual limousines,” shown “arriving” at a “concert”), giving them bragging rights. (A simple “applause” icon after a song costs about a penny.) BRIGHT IDEAS The exasperated drug enforcement chief of Indonesia told reporters in November (following confiscation of a massive quantity of methamphetamine from China) that the ordinary death penalty was insufficient for drug runners, who should instead be forced to overdose on their own shipments. Budi Waseso also mused that crocodiles would make better prison guards than humans because crocs can’t be bribed and later added tigers and pirhanas to the proposed guard roster. Even so, Waseso’s boss reiterated that the government is committed to rehabilitation over punishment.

NEW WORLD ORDER Watch Your Language: (1) Recently added to the list of words and phrases to be officially discouraged on campus, according to the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee’s website: “political correctness.” The phrase is said to be a “microaggression” that might make some students feel uncomfortable or unsafe if they hear it or read it. (2) In November, the University of Vermont held a (voluntary) three-day “retreat” open only to students who “self-identify as white,” so that they can study the implications of “white privilege” in society (e.g., “what does it mean to be white?” and “how does whiteness impact you?”). GOVERNMENT INACTION The Queens (New York) Redbird Tourist Information Center was finally ordered to close in July following an extraordinarily unsuccessful seven-year run in which, possibly, not a single tourist ever walked through the door. The New York Post, interviewing neighbors in Kew Gardens, found no one who ever saw a visitor, and the center’s lone staff member said she recalled only lunchtime drop-ins from jury duty at the criminal court building down the block. THE CONTINUING CRISIS Marshall University (Huntington, West Virginia), seeking a “star free agent” for its medical faculty, hired neurosurgeon Paul Muizelaar in July despite controversy from his previous work at the University of California, Davis. There, Dr. Muizelaar and colleagues, in a daring experiment, introduced live bowel bacteria into the brain—on lab rats—supposedly to stimulate the immune system when other remedies had faltered. However, Dr. Muizelaar, emboldened, also introduced the bacteria into brains of a man and two women who had highly malignant glioblastoma tumors (each patient having consented). However, two died within weeks, and although the third survived more than a year, UC Davis found numerous protocol violations. Dr. Muizelaar’s new supervisor told the Associated Press that he nonetheless felt lucky to land him because “not everybody wants to move to Appalachia.”

IRONIES Deputy sheriff Michael Szeliga of St. Petersburg, Florida, in Fort Lauderdale for a weekend training session in July, was to receive a commendation at the formal banquet, for exemplary DUI enforcement, presented by Mothers Against Drunk Driving. (This is News of the Weird; you’ve already guessed the outcome.) He, escorted by two fellow deputies, arrived for dinner “staggeringly drunk” (though he did not drive), according to an internal affairs investigation, and he was ordered to go sleep it off. (Szeliga wrote an apology and was transferred out of DUI work. Sheriff Bob Gualtieri said Szeliga was a good deputy but that the incident was “one of the most ridiculous things” he’d ever heard of.) PEOPLE WITH ISSUES Social science professor Dr. Jeff Justice resigned from the faculty at Tarleton State University (Stephenville, Texas) in October to head off an investigation into whether he supplied alcohol to students and proselytized at least one to undergo a self-mutilation practice. Justice admitted, post-resignation, that he was a devotee (since age 13) of the “Sundance” ritual, in which he would hang from a tree in his backyard by hooks connected to stakes in his bare chest and that he demonstrated it to some students but apparently interested none. He attributed the incidents to “severe depression.” (Bonus: He had won a Faculty Excellence award in 2015.) LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS Kaleb Alexander, 25, was shot and killed in October as he emerged from a United Dairy Farmers convenience store in Columbus, Ohio, still with his gun defiantly drawn after he had just then robbed the clerk. A Columbus police SWAT team was waiting outside the store because Alexander had robbed the store the previous two nights, as well, and somehow must have thought that the police would not catch on to his cunning robbery strategy. RECURRING THEMES Are We Safe? As News of the Weird chronicled in 2010 and 2011, Iraqi police (either corrupt or sincerely unsophisticated) continued to purchase worthless bomb “detectors” to use at checkpoints in Baghdad, instilling residents with a false sense of security, with the result that hundreds of people died in supposedly safe neighborhoods. Briton James McCormick, the most successful con man/seller, is serving a 10-year sentence for the “ADE 651” (which, somehow, Baghdad police continued to buy long after the U.S. had warned of the scam). Since then, more bogus detectors have been peddled to Thailand and other governments. In November 2015, London’s The Independent, in a dispatch from the Egyptian resort Sharm el-Sheikh, reports that luxury hotels’ security officers are now using similar bogus detectors to reassure tourists frightened by the recent terrorism-suspected Russian plane crash in Egypt.n

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YOU GAVE ME GAS - M4W (ANCHORAGE) Freddie’s on Abbott, last night. I was refilling my gas cans and my truck and you asked for one of my cans. I thought at first you wanted to take it or something and instead you put several gallons in my gas can and handed it back. I can’t think of why anyone would do that except out of the goodness of their heart. I didn’t know what to say except thanks. Just know you made my night... I’ve been struggling and it helped! I hope you have a great holiday season! GREEN EYED MAMACITA - M4W (OLD SEWARD) I cut your sons hair again Sunday and I couldn’t help but notice the mutual attraction shared between you and I. I always want to be professional on the job so this is the only way I can let you know that I love those gorgeous green eyes and would love to get know you. Hopefully you will see this and respond. Put what barDecember 3 - December 9, 2015

bershop I work at in the subject line so I know your real....only looking for you. Can’t wait to see you again. Yo te quiero conocer mami YOU TOOK MY PANTIES OFF - W4M (KOOTS) I was out with my girlfriends on Friday nov twentieth and we were in the bar with all the underwear. I was dared to leave my underwear at the bar and so I asked you to take my panties off and you quickly obliged me. I wish I got your name and wish we got more time to visit before we left. Would love to see if we can meet again if you see this. Would love for you to take my panties off in my hotel room this time. I’m only visiting from now till January fifth so really hope you see this. Tell me what color my thong was so I know you’re real. RED RAV4 CUT ME OFF ON NORTHERN LIGHTS - W4W To the old bat with glasses driving a red Rav4 westbound on Northern Lights just past Latouche at 5pm today.... You cut across 4 empty lanes

just to get in front of me, in my gold camry, why I do not know. I only know I swerved onto the snowbank to avoid rear ending you... You stopped and saw me stuck with one wheel hanging in the air, and you drove off... I’m pretty sure you drove by me once more, but again you did not stop. I won’t continue to point out what a dick move that was, only that you owe me $75 for the tow truck that had to pull me out. Hopefully no other damage occurred, but only time will tell. Thank you to the several people who stopped to help me... Especially the guy who tried to tow me out and snapped his tow rope. YOU FOUND A CELL PHONE - W4W (ANCHORAGE) Kind Stranger, You found my mother’s cell phone in the Sam’s Club parking lot on Old Seward. Thank you so much! I don’t know if you’ll ever read this, but I just wanted to express how deeply grateful we are! You restored our faith in humanity, showing us that there are still good people in

this world. I hope you have a Happy Thanksgiving!! LOOKING FOR ZACH - M4M You are so attractive Zach I want to be with you so bad. You are medium height and have brown hair and a beard. Please let me try to make you happy. MILES FROM OK. I wish you could hear me. I wish you were here. I wish I could talk to you. This is bad and you know my brain. Worst Case Scenario Girl to the rescue. I had to giver her CPR. She’s in ICU. Its so bad. I need you. The old you. I need a “good” hug and a forehead kiss and for someone to tell me that its going to be OK because I can lie to everyone else but I can’t lie to me. BEDSHEETS, CATERPILLARS, AND PURPLE SMILEY DEVILS - M4W (EAGLE RIVER) Its been nearly a year since we’ve talked, though I must admit that I still think about you often. When-

ever I drive by your office, whenever I’m near Hatcher Pass, when I make a reference to a certain book that we both loved....and yes, silly as it may seem, whenever I see those emoji that we shared with a knowing smile. I dearly hope that you’re doing well and that the major change in your life has been wonderful. I miss you more than words can say. I said this when we parted, but again - if you ever need a word of encouragement or a shared smile, I’m not far away. You are wonderful. n

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BY DAN SAVAGE I’m a straight female in my mid 20s. I’ve been dating a wonderful guy for two years—but I recently found something that has put me on edge. Before we met, he was in a relationship with a terrible, alcoholic, and mentally unstable woman. They got pregnant early in the relationship and stayed together for about five years. We met a year after they broke up. I felt like I’d come to terms with the ugliness of his past, with his trying to stay in a bad relationship for the sake of his child and the rest of it. But recently, thanks to the vastness of the internet, I came across a suggestive photo of my boyfriend with his ex’s sister. I asked him about it, and he admitted to sleeping with her while he was with his ex. He says it was during a particularly bad period, he was very drunk, she made the first move, etc., but I’m just so grossed out. Cheating is one thing, but fucking your girlfriend’s sister? And it’s not like this was a 19-year-old’s mistake; he was near 30 and the father of a child. He also fudged a little about whether it was just one time or a few times. I feel like now I’m questioning his integrity. This is something that I wouldn’t have thought him capable of doing. What do I do? All Twisted Up What do you do? You ask yourself if you believe your boyfriend when he says fucking his then-girlfriend’s sister was a mistake, ATU, one he deeply regrets, and one he never intends to repeat. If you can’t be romantically involved with someone capable of doing such a terrible sisterfucking thing, the question is a rhetorical one. You’ll have to end the relationship regardless of the answer. But if you could stay with someone capable of doing such a terrible sister-fucking thing, and if you believe your boyfriend when he says it was a mistake, one he regrets, and won’t happen again, then you stay in the relationship. And when your find yourself feeling squicked out by the knowledge that your boyfriend fucked around on his previous girlfriend with her own sister, you remind yourself that good and decent people sometimes do shitty, indecent, sister-fucking-ish things—and then you pause to consider all the shitty and/or indecent things you’ve done in your life, ATU, some, most, or all of which your boyfriend presumably remains blissfully unaware of. It’s too bad that suggestive/incriminating photo is rattling around out there in the vastness of the internet, ATU, but I’m curious about how exactly you “came across” it in the first place. If you went looking for dirt—if you were snooping—you found it. Congrats. I’m not against snooping in all instances. People often find out shit they had both a right and an urgent need to know: the BF/GF/NBF*/fiancé/spouse is cheating in a way that puts you at risk, they’re running up ruinous debts, they’re hiding a secret second family, they’re attending Donald Trump rallies, etc. But just as often, we find out shit we didn’t need to know—something in the BF/GF/ NBF’s past, something they regret, something they’ll never do again (do you even have a sister?)—and can never unknow. You learned that your boyfriend did something pretty fucked up. Whether you decide to stay or go, ATU, remember that you snoop at your own risk—sorry, remember that you explore “the vastness of the internet” at your own risk. I’m a 37-year-old straight male in a relationship with a slightly older woman. I have a GGG girlfriend, and I am completely GGG—until we talk about having a MMF threesome. We have great sex and have experimented together. We tried playing with a couple to give her the “two-dick experience” she wanted, but the other man was of “average” size and she was not into it. I’m of average stature, and she made such a fuss of having someone extra large join in that it threw my hang-up about my size into overdrive. It’s paralyzed me sexually. I’m afraid she’ll leave me or run off looking to fulfill her need on her own. Average Nerdy Guy Shunning Threesomes

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If leaving you is the only way this woman can ever experience an above-average cock again, ANGST, then she might leave you. Depending on how important sitting on an above-average cock now and then is to her, your insecurities may create an incentive for her to leave you or cheat on you. But if she can have you and all the good times and the great GGG sex you two have together—if she can continue to enjoy your cock and the things it and you can do for her along with the occasional ride on an above-average cock—then you’ve created a massive incentive for her to stay. How bad is chlamydia? My gynecologist left me a voice mail, and I am absolutely terrified. A quick Google search told me that it can cause infertility if left untreated—what it didn’t tell me is how long when left untreated before it causes infertility? I told my boyfriend of 10 months, and he seems very sane about it. But I am terrified that he’ll leave me. HELP! Seriously Terrified Damsel

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Some time has passed between your letter arriving and my response appearing in print—so here’s hoping you called your gynecologist back, STD, and got the download and the treatment you needed. Quickly: Chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted infection (STI), men and women are equally at risk, it can be contracted through vaginal, anal, or oral intercourse. Your Google search was accurate: Left untreated, chlamydia can cause infertility in women. But you’re not going to leave it untreated, right? Fortunately, chlamydia is easily cured. Unfortunately, most people who have chlamydia aren’t aware they’re infected, as most infected people have no symptoms. That’s why it’s extremely important for all sexually active people—adults and adolescents—to get regular STI screenings. Is your reproductive system already harmed? You’ll have to discuss that with your gynecologist, STD, who is in a far better position than I am to have a look inside you. As for your boyfriend: He needs to get tested and treated too, and if his last STI screening was more than a year ago, it’s possible he infected you and not the other way around. If your boyfriend leaves you over this—if he blames you for something he may be responsible for—then he’s not someone you want in your life or in your twat. My younger brother outed me to our parents, our siblings, and our only living grandparent. I’m a straight woman and into bondage, SM, and kinky swinging— nothing outrageous—and I tried to keep this aspect of my sexuality (and my marriage) hidden. Things are fine now: Mom and Dad are mad at my brother, not me, and my siblings (save the fundamentalist) are over it. But I wanted to share my grandmother’s reaction: She called to tell me that my late grandfather liked to be tied up and spanked too and that their marriage (47 years!) was more fun for it. Kink Isn’t New, Kiddo That’s wonderful—and so true! Thanks for sharing. n * Nonbinary friend.

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SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21): “Like all explorers, we are drawn to discover what’s out there without knowing yet if we have the courage to face it.” Buddhist teacher Pema Chödrön said that, and now I’m telling you. According to my divinations, a new frontier is calling to you. An unprecedented question has awakened. The urge to leave your familiar circle is increasingly tempting. I don’t know if you should you surrender to this brewing fascination. I don’t know if you will be able to gather the resources you would require to carry out your quest. What do you think? Will you be able to summon the necessary audacity? Maybe the better inquiry is this: Do you vow to use all your soulful ingenuity to summon the necessary audacity? CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19): “Once I witnessed a windstorm so severe that two 100-year-old trees were uprooted on the spot,” Mary Ruefle wrote in her book Madness, Rack, and Honey. “The next day, walking among the wreckage, I found the friable nests of birds, completely intact and unharmed on the ground.” I think that’s a paradox you’d be wise to keep in mind, Capricorn. In the coming weeks, what’s most delicate and vulnerable about you will have more staying power than what’s massive and fixed. Trust your grace and tenderness more than your fierceness and forcefulness. They will make you as smart as you need to be.

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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18): Aztec king Montezuma II quenched his daily thirst with one specific beverage. He rarely drank anything else. It was ground cocoa beans mixed with chili peppers, water, vanilla, and annatto. Spiced chocolate? You could call it that. The frothy brew was often served to him in golden goblets, each of which he used once and then hurled from his royal balcony into the lake below. He regarded this elixir as an aphrodisiac, and liked to quaff a few flagons before heading off to his harem. I bring this up, Aquarius, because the coming weeks will be one of those exceptional times when you have a poetic license to be almost Montezuma-like. What’s your personal equivalent of his primal chocolate, golden goblets, and harem? PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20): “Unfortunately, I’m pretty lucky,” my friend Rico said to me recently. He meant that his relentless good fortune constantly threatens to undermine his ambition. How can he be motivated to try harder and grow smarter and get stronger if life is always showering him with blessings? He almost wishes he could suffer more so that he would have more angst to push against. I hope you won’t fall under the spell of that twisted logic in the coming weeks, Pisces. This is a phase of your cycle when you’re likely to be the beneficiary of an extra-strong flow of help and serendipity. Please say this affirmation as often as necessary: “Fortunately, I’m pretty lucky.” ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19): “Charm is a way of getting the answer ‘yes’ without having asked any clear question,” wrote French author Albert Camus. I have rarely seen you better poised than you are now to embody and capitalize on this definition of “charm,” Aries. That’s good news, right? Well, mostly. But there are two caveats. First, wield your mojo as responsibly as you can. Infuse your bewitching allure with integrity. Second, be precise about what it is you want to achieve—even if you don’t come right out and tell everyone what it is. Resist the temptation to throw your charm around haphazardly.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20): To the other eleven signs of the zodiac, the Way of the Gemini sometimes seems rife with paradox and contradiction. Many non-Geminis would feel paralyzed if they had to live in the midst of so much hubbub. But that’s when you are at your best, you thrive in the web of riddles. In fact, your willingness to abide there is often what generates your special magic. Your breakthroughs are made possible by your high tolerance for uncertainty. How many times have I seen a Gemini who has been lost in indecision but then suddenly erupts with a burst of crackling insights? This is the kind of subtle miracle I expect to happen soon. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22): In September of 1715, a band of Jacobite rebels gathered for a guerrilla attack on Edinburgh Castle in Scotland. Their plan was to scale the walls with rope ladders, aided by a double agent who was disguised as a castle sentry. But the scheme failed before it began. The rope ladders turned out to be too short to serve their intended purpose. The rebels retreated in disarray. Please make sure you’re not like them in the coming weeks, Cancerian. If you want to engage in a strenuous action, an innovative experiment, or a bold stroke, be meticulous in your preparations. Don’t scrimp on your props, accoutrements, and resources. LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22): If you give children the option of choosing between food that’s mushy and food that’s crunchy, a majority will choose the crunchy stuff. It’s more exciting to their mouths, a more lively texture for their teeth and tongues to play with. This has nothing to do with nutritional value, of course. Soggy oatmeal may foster a kid’s wellbeing better than crispy potato chips. Let’s apply this lesson to the way you feed your inner child in the coming weeks. Metaphorically speaking, I suggest you serve that precious part of you the kind of sustenance that’s both crunchy and healthy. In other words, make sure that what’s wholesome is also fun, and vice versa.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22): Your mascot is a famous white oak in Athens, Georgia. It’s called the Tree That Owns Itself. According to legend, it belongs to no person or institution, but only to itself. The earth in which it’s planted and the land around it are also its sole possession. With this icon as your inspiration, I you’re looking foryour thesoverReel Dea inviteIfyou to enhance and celebrate eignty during the next seven months. What Chiropractic care... thenacyou nee tions will enable you to own yourself more thorKeiko Gill. Dr. your Gillautonomy tailorsandeach tr oughly? How can you boost become, more than ever before, the boss of you? to the individual patient utilizing It’s prime time to expedite this effort.

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