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Senior wills
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I, Justin Dulay, of sound mind and out-of-shape body, will my locker to the highest bidder.
body, will my football locker and whatever is in utation and fashion sense to the Goofs. I, Noah Isemeyer, of peanut mind and stick it to Will Lymann. I, Griffin Hardy, of too-fast mind and too-flex- body, will stunning looks to WHS. ibile body, will my Mongolian BBQ and driving skills to Amari Huang (aka her older sister). I, Justin Egelske, of childish mind and unathletic I, Ryan Harper, of glut mind and delicious body, will my stunning good looks and endless body, will my atrocious golf game to Matt Wolff. I, Cameron Jackson, of humorous mind and I, Jordan Erickson, of sarcastic and superior wit to my brother, Bryce. witty body, will my memories to the freshmen. I, Summer Hatae, of obsessive mind and smol mind and foxy body, will my sass and french fry I, Brandon Jacobs, of an old man’s mind and fabody, will my Harry Potter knowledge and fanlunch box to Natalie Anders. I, Evan “Lucious Lyons” Epstein of the golden girling to Gwynne Stevenson, Jake Schuman, therly body, will my knowledge and wisdom to the younger generation. methodical mind and impressive body, will my and Jake Rittenhouse. years of service and reputation to make sure I, Moziz Haywood, of a powerful mind and inde- I, Vanesa Jeronimo, of radiant mind and mysstructible body, will my hunger for greatness, in- tical body, will my heart and kindness to JenWestlake will never be forgotten. I, Joe Eskanos, of underachieved mind and dull tense work ethic and ability to love to Jalen Turner. nifer. body, will my senioritis and horrible reputation I, Kevin He, of platitudinous mind and wither- I, Chase Jasmin, of briling body, will my tear stained pillow and worn to Matt Apell. liant mind and beautiful out flip-flops to Kevin She. I, Gillian “Gill Gill” Hei of fish-smelling mind body, will my comedic geand dead-tired body, will my fishing rod and Sa- nius, bulging biceps, and physical prowess to my I, Kelly Fahy, of creative mind and pale, British dahaw to Gin Chan “Gintoki.” body, will my wanderlust and love of ducks to I, Grace Henbest, of forthcoming mind and vig- little brother Cameron R. orous body, will my unwavering pursuit of hap- Jasmin. Tommy Perry (Tomcat). I, Derek Fang, of Nick Zhang mind and Idan piness to the forthcoming graduates of Westlake Morad body, will my King Kunta dance moves High School. I, Leah Henry, of soccer mom to anyone who got the funk. mind and Starbucks Gold card I, Melissa Flores, of lost mind I, Pranav Kaygee, of empowering mind and and goddess body, will my life ame.” holder body, will my procrastina- swole body, will will my will to Will Oken and tion and infinite supply of Pepe and humor to no one. my eyebrows to Cameron Johari. memes to Rahel Bachmann. I, Kayla Fontenot, of demandI, Annie Heyman, of enthusias- I, Matt Katz, of obsessively compulsive mind ing mind and amazing body, will and statistically average body, will my 10 volmy persuasive ways and hatred -Kevin He tic mind and probably hunched umes of self-written romantically abstracted over-studying body, will my of everyone to Marissa Menler. I, Matthew Forbes, of dank “beeps beeps” to Connor Matro poetry interjections to Stephen Michaels. mind and groovy body, will my FUNKY FRESH and the rest of the physics fam, my scrubs to I, Ben Kern, of Ben Kern mind and Ben RHYMES, to Jason Forbes. Lily Guo, my G2 love to the G2 Anatomy new- Kern body, will my Ben Kern Ben Kern to I, Dagnall Forsberg, of mindly mind and bodily bies, and my undying love for “the visitors” and Ben Kern. I, Michelle Khav, of creative mind and body, will my awesomeness and tardiness to Saif Starbucks Gold to Lily Rosenberg. skinny body, will my tests and homeworks Nasim. I, Katherine Hill, of fatigued mind and jelly to nobody. I, Jamie Foster, of intellectual mind and great body, will my AP review books to the other I, Mitchell Klein, of broken and emotionbody, will my mind ease to soul. suckers who are taking the test. I, Daniel Fox, of half breed mind and ethnically I, James Hipolito, of tangy hippo mind and ally compromised mind and sculpted Godly confused body, will my lightskin, to Cross Saveg- poopshack body, will my Kyle Kinney to the body, will my study guides, notes and homework to those who still have to go through eau and Isaih Bradshaw, enjoy. class of 2010. I, Anson Francis, of strong mind and intense I, Kallyn Hobmann, of wandering mind and this wonderful school. I, Jackson Kritsch, of witty mind and absolutely body, will my passion turn to paper. impressive pale body, will my Pacsun clothes I, Sarina Freda, of blow my mind and love my to Carly Durrer, belly button to Josh Sobotka, swole body, will my butteriness to Keefer Mehan. body, will my legacy be remembered to the gen- and volleyball dedication to Stephen Maxey. I, Jordan Kuchta, of Einstein mind and moderations to come? I, Lauren Hom, of squishy mind, will my elesque body, will my peanut butter cookie mom-ness and endless supply of fruit snacks recipe and my endless supply of Ice Blended to Hannah, Esther, Coffee Beans to Kelly Mason. Kate, Jasmine, and I, Sanjana Kurapati, of tired he only problem I, Ryan Gebhardt, of Charlie Gordon mind and Cristina and my dad body, will my chessboard and Yeezy busi- poster making skills is, whenever I try mind and zombie body, will my high school tips and ness to Brooke Sand. and bathroom runs to make a taco, I tricks, humor, and newI, Sarah Georgian, of adventurous mind, will to Grace, April, Maget too excited and I crush it.” found coffee love to Smayana my car and mixtape to Karly and Silva. rissa, Allison, Julia, Kurapati. I, Hunter Gettings, of superior mind and pasty and Trevor. body, will my white-chocolate basketball skills to I, Brookelynn -Sydney Bennett, quoting Bing Huang. Homan, of a clever Kevin Malone of The Office I, Olivia Glass, of creative, obnoxious mind and mind and a wizard’s sassy body, will my loud jokes and the WAHnderful body, will my magiI, Peter Lazar-Arellano, of all grimace, to Sophie Bartley, Lara Edwards, Uulanda cal wand powers to my little sister, Mila, to mind and boss body, will my power to procrasMedina, and Gwynne Stevenson. carry on my wonderful but hazardous chal- tinate and succeed to Matt King. I, Courtney Goff, of beautiful mind body, will my lenges and accomplishments. I, Allison “Aleeson” Lee, of black mind and fun memories here and reputation to Madison Goff. I, Gillian Howe, of witty mind and In and Out yellow body, will my socks and sandals legacy, I, Chandler Greding, of lazy mind and tired #2 spread only built body, will my ability to be- birdcall and thighs, to Cristina Kostin, almost body, will my body rest from 8pm to 3pm over come one with the ASG copy machine and my valedictorian GPA bibbers to Kate Faulkner, the summer. dance moves to Jasmine, love for Mao to Phylsandwich crust to Hannah Dye. I, Lizzy Green, of squishy mind and squishy I, Eddie Hu, will my health initiative to the stu- lis Chen, bibbers to Kate Faulkner, brain to Esbody, will my awkward dances and uncomfort- dent PTSA. ther Chang, burps and farts to Hannah Kreitable situations to Parker Clemons. I, Rebecca Huang, of sleep-deprived, crazy man. I, Nakul Gupta, of perceptive mind and solid mind and food-filled body, will my 95% on I, Marissa Legal, of beautiful mind and delicate body, will my physics acumen and love for Iron point lobs and serves to Anjali, Cherry, and body, will my heart and soul to the ocean. Man to Will Oken. Katherine, and slight bit of life wisdom to Alyssa I, Robert Leicht, of passionate mind and stellar body, will my Jazz trumpet, music heart and and Connie. I, Zach Hutchings, of patient mind and energet- soul to Malia. I, Leroy Leong, of great mind and splendid body, will ic body, will my stress to the incoming juniors. my ability to learn while not paying attention in class I, Morgan “Squidward Tentacles” Haines to Kenneth Vite. of ethical mind and depressed body, will my I, Grace Levin, of sass master mind stubbornness and pessimism to Remy Mitchell and sparkly white body, will my “Lord Farquad.” I, Brandan “Bhall” Hall of tired mind and tired I, Alexandra Infeld, of tired mind, will my rep- on-fleek eye-
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brows, slam poetry, snapchat story talk show, and the iconic “trench” dimple to Stephen Maxey. I, Simone Liao, of Ryan Lochte mind and Stephen Hawking body, will my highly profitable organized crime cartel to Stan Liao ‘17 (Stan, you know what to do). I, Chloé Lim, of judgmental mind and fun condensed body, will my unfulfilled self-esteem to Ethan Lee. I, Warren Litberg, of awesome mind and cool body, will my pranks and jokes to Deadpool. I, Clara Liu, of cultured mind and freshman fifteen body, will my red hoodie to Anjali Devgan and every griffin to Lily Guo. I, David Lopez, of our ego is not pink, squishy mind and brown body, will your amigo.” my secret account of held to whomever. -Jesse Craighead I, Maddie Lovejoy, of confused mind and fabulous body, will my sarcastic jokes, spinning skills and random noises to my color guard team. I, Vanessa Low, of absent mind and present body, will my sister to Alyssa Tomkinson. I, Fallon Lytwyn, of my college bound mind and exhausted body, will my senioritis and my #2 pencil to Jackson Jones.
M I, Dale MacLean, of delirious mind and giraffelike body, will my senioritis snuggie to Brett Kallman, my booty popping powers to April Ball, and my inability to speak Chinese to Devon Johnson and Steven Maxey. I, Kollin Madden, of clouded mind and relaxed body, will my girl scout cookies to Kevin Taylor and Steve Taylor. I, Amulya Madhav, of wise mind and humbled body, will my love for ABCD and my sass to Isra Din, Shalmali Miraykav, Anita Ramasastry, and Ritika Iyer. I, Mara Mann, of caring mind and adventurous body, will my procrastination skills to Sarah Rivera. I, Jacob Mannisto, of FIFA mind and giraffe body, will my FIFA skills and Ms. Tomkin’s heart to Duke Cohen. I, Rachel Mason, of Haley Clark mind and Coffee Bean infused body, will my Morgan Freeman to Kelly Mason and Madison Melito. I, Blake Matsuura, of a scheming mind and tireless body, will my knowledge and adversity to the world. I, Timothy Robert McGinley, of tired mind and tired body, will my senior will to Will. I, Tynan McGrady, of MLA mind and dank memes body, will my 360 no-scope stink to scrubs. I, Morgan McLaughlin, of sound mind and capable body, will my knowledge help those who are sick to adequate health. I, Lexy Mehler, of creative mind and extravagant body, will my heart and soul to Marlon Blanquart. I, Allison Mendoza, of disturbed mind and small body, will my survival strategies and ability to stay up late to my track girls. <3 I, Orfa Menendez, will my snacks and water bottle to Marta Menendez. I, Roni Merrill, of sarcastic mind and sore body, will my man-like shot, quality leadership, and frankisms to Kristen Enriquez and Hannah Sharts, my Spotify playlist to Brooke Wynalda, and my gumpy cat face to Elijah Lomeli. I, Alex Millet, of childish mind and stent body, will my sense of humor and lady killer looks to Jonathon Byxman and Bryce Howard.
Seniors of Westlake “When we put a cow on the roof, and they had to get a helicopter to get it down.”
-Kameron Mori
“When my friends and I had a Nerf war on the school campus.”
“When everyone just got up and left class.”
-Griffin Hardy
-Landen Anderson
“When Mr. Holloway revealed he had a pet monkey named Curious George.”
-Ashwin Rangarajan
“When I had fun at a rally.”
-Noah Sylvester
Compiled by Steven Huang and Andy Xia