BEAR ESSENTIALS The Newsletter of : -
IWA Warwickshire Branch Issue No. 46 â August 2016
Old Balls Please:
As part of our on-going commitment to make boating in Warwickshire easier, safer and more enjoyable for all; we have asked CRT-South East to give their blessing for us to equip the tops of the GUâs unique Ham-Baker âcandlestickâ paddle-gear with old tennis balls. This would be a no-cost, easy-fix way to ensure that - particularly in poor light, or when viewed against dense foliage - boaters could better ascertain
The Exception That Proves The Rule. One morning in July â having âovernightedâ on the offside moorings at the top of the Wolverhampton â21â â my wife Pam and I had just breakfasted when âcurse it!â a boat came past us heading for the top lock. Ah well, no hurry now - theyâll all be âagainstâ us. Some 20 minutes or so later, as we approached the top-lock, we were surprised to see that the boat was only just leaving, and the lady of the crew was very gingerly crossing the top gate. I âturned the lockâ then walked down the towpath to âset aheadâ. As lock 2 came into view I could see that they were still slowly filling it. I walked past them saying that Iâd walk ahead, and set 2 or 3 more locks for them. The man on the tiller nodded his thanks. On my return he said to me âThis is the first time sheâs done any locks, but Iâve told her itâll be good for her âcus itâll get a bit of weight off, and make her a bit fitterâ !! I returned to the top - where Pam had brought our boat into the lock, and where a whole new situation had arisen (see page 4). Some time later we resumed the main task of the morning, and by lock 4 weâd again caught up with our new found âfriendsâ.
the state of a lock in advance, and whether paddles had been left up in error. At present this lack of paddle-state visibility is just one of a number of unfortunate differences between the general state of this CRT-SE section of the northern GU â compared with that managed by CRT-WM. So come on MK â as a mixed-doubles team - letâs do it !
An editorial story: We soon got into a âsort ofâ routine â working ahead to prepare, and always trying to work their off-side gates and paddles â for which âthe wifeâ was very appreciative. We found that he had bought âhisâ boat 3 weeks ago, and his only experience was when âhis mateâ helped him get it up âthe 21â a few days earlier. On longer flights we change roles after several locks, and when Pam âcame backâ from her first foray ahead, she reported that sheâd been greeted by his comment âOh, heâs sent the understudy has heâ !! We later noticed that âthe wifeâ had taken to her cabin, but âhimselfâ attempted to plough on alone. Fortunately it soon started to rain, and he decided to moor up for a while. He waved us on and thanked us for our help and information on âthe etiquette of lockworkingâ. I must admit that I was somewhat surprised that the word etiquette was part of his vocabulary. In 40 years of boating this was quite the most blatant example of male chauvinism we had come across â something totally unknown among all the boating couples that weâve met along the way. It was exceptional, but surely a perfect example of an exception that proves the rule.
Ian Fletcher.