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Brandon Williams, 25

Capt. Kristen Griest, 26

Matt Keatts, 33

Magician $25,000

Army Ranger $85,581

Chimney sweep $76,845

Donald Trump, 69

Hillary Clinton, 68

Businessman $380 million

Former secretary of state $250,000

Lori O’Connor, 46 Esthetician & waxing specialist $58,854

What People

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Aziz Ansari, 33 Actor $9.5 million

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John Roberts, 61

Hilary Knight, 26

Chief justice $258,100

Professional hockey player $22,000

Steph Curry, 28 NBA player

$11,370,786

Robin Roberts, 55

Karen Wiegmann, 66

Craig Wolfe, 63

Television host $14 million

Field rep for the U.S. Census Bureau $22,000

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WALTER SCOTT ASKS...

KELLY ROWLAND

The former X Factor judge and original member of the R&B group Destiny’s Child, 35, calls on both of those roles to put together the next superstar female singing act in the BET reality series Chasing Destiny, airing Tuesday nights. How will Chasing Destiny work? I wanted this show to be organic—not a cattle call. I wanted to find the girls. That’s the way it used to be with A&R [artists and repertoire departments], and that’s what [creative director/ choreographer] Frank Gatson and I have done. Explain the “Destiny” in the title. Destiny is a very big thing for me. When you think about your dreams, you have to chase them. You have to know that they’re there; you have to know that it’s possible, and that’s what destiny is. You constantly want that goal to come true, so you’re chasing after it. You play the mom of Lucious Lyon (Terrence Howard) on Empire in flashback scenes. How has that been? Of course the flashbacks are with a younger Lucious [played by Shannon Brown], but I see everybody on set and we’ve gotten a chance to laugh it up. It’s been awesome. You do a lot of charitable work. What’s closest to your heart? Even before I was a mom, anything that related to children. I do a lot with Boys & Girls Clubs of America. To hear all these kids’ stories about how they got there, their journey with education, how much it means to them and how it changed their future is pretty amazing.

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I see that Andrew Dice Clay is coming back to TV. Which comedians make him laugh? —Jeff W., Brooklyn, N.Y. A: The Brooklyn native, 58, says he thinks Rodney Dangerfield was hilarious, plus Dangerfield gave Clay his big break. He adds, “Joan Rivers was another one whose stand-up and career I admired. And Don Rickles is simply the best.” Clay’s new Showtime series, Dice, premiering tonight, is scripted but will tell “semi-true” stories of who he is onstage and off. What surprising song is at the top of the most-played list on Rowland’s iPod? Go to Parade.com/kelly to find out.

Does Emily Deschanel have a favorite episode of her series Bones? —Annette L., Cleveland, Ohio A: Deschanel, 39, says her favorite episodes of Bones (returning to Fox to begin its spring season Thursday night, April 14) are the ones where she and co-star David Boreanaz go undercover. Of those, she singles out the circus episode from season four, “Double Trouble in the Panhandle.” “I had to learn how to fake walk on wire, so it wasn’t me actually tightrope walking very high,” she says. “But I got to do it on a much lower wire, which was a lot of fun filming the close-ups.”

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Serena Williams $145 million

Venus Williams $75 million

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Khloé Kardashian $20 million

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Mark Wahlberg $225 million

Donnie Wahlberg $20 million

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elcome to Parade’s most popular edition—our annual sneak peek into the salaries of celebrities, CEOs, schoolteachers, entrepreneurs and everyday folks with out-of-the ordinary jobs, including a karaoke DJ, an aerial photojournalist and a YouTube star. This year, we stretch our coverage over two issues (look for part two next week) so we can dive more deeply into the top job trends, the new twists in non-desk positions, what to expect from the new batch of millennial managers and how to work from abroad.

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GARY CRANE, 60

Palmyra, Mo. Volunteer fire chief

EARN

$0 Crane, who supervises 20 people, says he gets paid in “thank yous and hugs.”

2016

MONIKA CARY, 60

Kremmling, Colo. Legal videographer

$9,865 “I have been with the company 18 years. My duties include videotaping witness depositions.” Salary research and reporting by Heather Thompson and Jeryl Brunner

East Albany, Vt.

DONALD STANTON, 64

Dairy farmer

$10,000 “I always dreamed about starting a farm. Building a successful business in the Northeast Kingdom has been a great experience.”

KEVIN HART, 36 Los Angeles

Actor

$28.5 millon (est.) Hart’s recent hit comedies include Get Hard, Ride Along and Think Like a Man Too.

Ocala, Fla.

AMY POEHLER, 44 Los Angeles

$36,900

$10.5 million (est.)

“I oversee a dorm with 150 inmates and provide training and security for new officer recruits.”

Poehler conquered both movies and television in 2015, playing Leslie Knope in the final season of Parks and Recreation and giving a voice to Joy in Inside Out.

Corrections officer

Clarksville, Md.

Average salary of actor in the Screen Actors Guild

$80 million

LIZ RINCON, 36 Memphis, Tenn.

Chief of staff, Department of Defense

Salary of Robert Downey Jr., highest-paid Guild member

Political strategist

$160,300

$1,000

As founder of her own strategy firm, she plans and implements political campaigns in Tennessee.

“I oversee all human resource actions for civilian personnel.”

What many struggling actors make each year Source: The Hollywood Reporter and Forbes

St. Charles, Mo. Automotive sales

$103,514 “What I enjoy most about being in auto sales is helping people (or families) realize their dreams.”

20–25%

$52,000

KEVIN W. JOHNSON, 55

Actress

EDWARD L. JONES JR., 38

$53,000

That’s how much less women (who make up roughly half the U.S. labor force) make than men. Source: whitehouse.gov

WOMEN 65+

IN THE WORKFORCE

1992: 1 in 12 2024: 1 in 5 (est.) Source: The Wall Street Journal

JENNIFER HARDER, 34 Brooklyn, N.Y. Neo-vaudevillian

$12,127 “I’ve been in a clown band, brass band, pirate band, punk, folk and indie rock bands.”

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PAUL LISAI, 32

SHARON DAVIES, 48 Davis, Calif.

Spanish immersion teacher

$77,809 “I love my job. I get to speak Spanish all day. I taught fourth grade for 18 years and now I teach junior high.”

ANDERSON COOPER, 48 New York

BRYAN PASCUZZI, 45

$11 million (est.)

$61,130

Bel Air, Md. Parole and probation investigator

News anchor

For more than two decades, Cooper has covered some of the biggest news stories worldwide. He currently hosts Anderson Cooper 360° on CNN.

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MICHELLE PHAN, 29 Boston

YouTube personality and beauty entrepreneur $3 million (est.)

BRIAN D. BIXBY, ESQ., 63

The percentage of the U.S. workforce that is contract workers. These 53 million earners include everyone from freelance writers and caterers to construction workers and engineers. Source: Upwork and the Freelancers Union

Her empire, now consisting of her em cosmetics line and beauty subscription service, grew from a grainy webcam makeup tutorial.

Albuquerque, N.M. Romance novelist

$34,400

Laurel Springs, N.J.

Boston

Attorney

$875,000 “I help clients plan for the future, and if things do not turn out as they hope, I represent them to protect their assets and their families.”

CHRISTINA RENFER, 45 SAMANTHA ANN KING, 55

DAVID BURRUEZO, 35

“I enjoy the opportunity to help individuals make a turnaround in their lives.”

“I spend my days hunched over a computer, struggling to find the right words.”

Spring Brook Township, Pa.

High school cafeteria food service worker

Burruezo works with buyers of clunker cars (aka “lemons”) helping them navigate the legal system.

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CEO of Hewlett Packard Enterprise

$17.1 million The one-time California gubernatorial candidate and CEO of eBay now helms the business hardware and software firm with a projected 2016 revenue of $50 billion.

THE FASTEST-GROWING CAREERS IN 2016

t’s a great time to get a job. The national unemployment rate is 5 percent (the lowest since 2008). Some jobs are opening up twice as fast as they can be filled. Health care, for example, is booming. Thanks to aging baby boomers, more Americans grapple with chronic health problems (diabetes, obesity), and as more people get health insurance, they seek more medical care. Add it all up and 19 of the top 30 fastest-growing occupations are in health care or personal care. Of course it’s not rosy everywhere— it’s not a good time to be a farmer, in manufacturing or working for the U.S. Postal Service, for example. —Kathleen McCleary

Here are some of the fastest-growing jobs: PHYSICAL THERAPIST CARTOGRAPHERS ASSISTANTS (MAPMAKERS) Median annual wage:

Median annual wage:

Projected job growth: 30%

Projected job growth: 41%

$60,930

$54,410

STATISTICIANS

$4,636

HOME HEALTH AIDES

“I love the interaction with the faculty and students. I treat the kids like they are my own.”

Median annual wage:

Projected job growth: 38%

Projected job growth: 34%

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Lemon law representative

$50,000

MEG WHITMAN, 59 Atherton, Calif.

$21,380

Median annual wage:

TAYLOR SWIFT, 26

Los Angeles, Nashville, New York

Singer/songwriter

$80 million (est.) Since she started singing and writing songs as a teenager, Swift has racked up awards and sold out arenas across the world, most recently during her 2015–2016 1989 World Tour.

$95,510

$79,990

Median annual wage:

$81,060

Projected job growth: 19%

Projected job growth: 30%

WIND TURBINE SERVICE TECHNICIANS

EMTS AND PARAMEDICS

Median annual wage:

Projected job growth: 108%

Projected job growth: 24%

$48,800

$31,700

Source: Bureau of Labor Statistics (2014–2024 projections for growth)

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KEN GRIFFIN, 47

NORAMAY CADENA, 35

Aerial photojournalist/ voice-over actor

Hedge fund manager and founder, Citadel

Engineer and entrepreneur

$65,000

$1.7 billion

“I help build tech-enabled products and businesses.”

Houston

“Police chases are definitely a favorite. On New Year’s Eve, I followed a police chase for almost an hour!”

Chicago

Griffin began trading in the 1980s from his Harvard dorm room.

North Hills, Calif.

$150,000

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BRUCE MILLER, 63 Greenville, S.C. Karaoke DJ/host

$25,000 “I get to listen to great music on a great system and have a surprising number of wonderful singers.”

RONDA ROUSEY, 29 TADD HAISLOP, 25 Charlotte, N.C.

Associate NFL editor, Sporting News

$34,000

“My obsessive passion for sports led me to Sporting News right out of college.”

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Santa Monica, Calif. Mixed martial artist $6.5 million (est.)

Trained in judo and mixed martial arts, Rousey made her debut in the Ultimate Fighting Championship in 2013 and recently branched out into acting, including a hosting gig on Saturday Night Live.

ANNIE PETERSEN, ED.D., 49 Poway, Calif. President and CEO, Association for Human-Animal Bond Studies

$10,000

“We conduct research on the human-animal bond.”

“The majority of jobs available today do not require a four-year degree— they require training. And many of these jobs offer a salary that can grow much faster than vocations that require massive student loans. And yet, millions of students are systematically discouraged—by parents and guidance counselors—from pursuing these opportunities.” —Mike Rowe, host of TV’s Somebody’s Gotta Do It Visit Parade.com/rowe to read his take on the skills gap in America.

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GERALD ZOEBISCH, 73 Fountain, Colo.

Chief Master Sgt., U.S. Air Force, retired

$44,094 “I truly love working and associating with the older veterans (WWII and Korea).”

BETTY GRAMMER, 75 Raymore, Mo.

Part-time Walgreens cashier

$5,510 “I like visiting with customers, asking them how their day is and helping them find things around the store.”

SCOTT GRIBBLE, 50 Mead, Wash.

Bail enforcement agent

$87,500 “I love the freedom my job gives me, and knowing I am holding people accountable to the promise to appear in court.”

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