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GREENLIFE PRODUCTIONS Heaven Mountain
Growing cannabis is like cooking. Sometimes you nail it perfectly and there isn’t a soul at the table that isn’t impressed by the presentation. Then, once the flavors hit the taste buds, eyes roll back and the adulations begin. One might call this Heaven. GLP’s small batch organically grown Heaven Mountain flower is exactly that. Delicious and heavenly and will have everyone at the table salivating and excited about the next taste. Put this in your mouth and let it take you there!
THC- 29.348% CBGA- 1.858% Limonene- 11.89mg/g Myrcene- 3.54mg/g Caryophyllene- 3.43mg/g Linalool- 3.12mg/g b-Pinene- 1.86mg/g Ocimene- 1.5mg/g a-Pinene- 1.44mg/g Humulene- 1.32mg/g
DEEP ROOTS Alien OG GREENLIFE PRODUCTIONS MAC
GLP should have called this strain Mac Daddy because it’s the Mac Daddy of the Green Life strains. I love everything they produce, I mean cultivate. VCM was my favorite strain in GLP’s line-up, but Mac just knocked out the undisputed champ. There was no way VCM was going to submit, so we just took that asswhoopin’. Mac’s ground and pound game was relentless, until the ref stopped the madness. I've never seen a striker deliver this many blows to the head. Somebody call the doctor. VCM is still face down on the canvas. Let’s go to Big John for the OFFICAL DECISION.
THC- 25.166% Limonene- 10.82mg/g a-Pinene- 3.12mg/g b-Pinene- 2.33mg/g Myrcene- 2.28mg/g Caryophyllene- 1.95mg/g Linalool- 1.74
Ancient Astronauts aren’t a new concept to me. Hell, I studied under Zacharia Sitchen. So now that the Blue Book is out and the Airforce is sharing videos of UFO’s I’m excited to recommend Deep Roots’ Alien OG. I shatter from the future, this genetically designed species will abduct you for all the right reasons. Left with only flashes of fading dreams and an overall sense of love for earthlings, your days will be guided by the knowledge that you’re part of something so much bigger. Please Deep Roots, keep going deeper. Without psychonauts like you, we will never know how far our consciousness can reach the depths of the universe.
THC- 75.13% Myrcene- 5.47mg/g Caryophyllene- 3.93mg/g Limonene- 2.74mg/g
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EVERGREEN ORGANIX Cherry Canna Cubes
For some reason, I expected cinnamon flavor. Maybe I should read the label before I just dive in. I was a little excited though. This is as close to crunching on red dice as you can get without screwing up the craps table. When will we see some edible dice? Jerry, let’s go! Let me print some numbers on these bad boys like yesterday. Let’s parlay the hardways, 100-1 odds on the hard 6 & 8. Place your bets! At just under 5mg THC each, These are perfect for anyone looking to microdose.
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Cubes/Package- 20 THC/Cube- 4.994mg Total THC- 99.883mg
REDWOOD TREES Diablo
Just had a poquito showdown with old Diablo himself. He reared up on us one Sunday, and in a dear voice asked us “You want some?” Yah, so let’s just say that we knew Diablo was legit because we were instantly lit from breathing him in. There was so much more I wanted to tell you, but before Diablo split, the Devil spit and froze time, making us forget about all the devils in the details. One wouldn’t expect to witness Hell freezing over, but in a way it did. Pause. This Diablo fella is definitely a little weird-smelling. People like weird because they, themselves are weird. You, yourself are a strange individual. You know who I’m talking to. There are quirky things you do that only you know about that are quite strange, maybe even a bit deranged. So you keep it contained. That’s the Diablo in the details. We are all a poquito Diablo
THC- 25.2536% Myrcene- 1.428mg/g
Limonene- 3.649mg/g Caryophyllene- 1.32mg/g