TEAM WAIPOROPORO Greatest Hits OF ALL TIME
WARM UP ALL Together Now!
MAMMA MIA Abba
I’ve been cheated by you since I don’t know when So I made up my mind it must come to an end Look at me now, will I ever learn?
I don't know how, but I suddenly lose control There's a fire within my soul
Just one look and I can hear a bell ring
One more look and I forget everything, whoa
Mamma Mia, here I go again
My, my, how can I resist you?
Mamma Mia, does it show again My, my, just how much I've missed you?
Yes, I've been brokenhearted Blue since the day we parted
Why, why did I ever let you go?
Mamma Mia, now I really know
My, my, I could never let you go
ROUND ONE
ROCKIN’ ROBIN Bobby Day
Tweedle-lee-dee-dee-dee, tweedle-lee-dee-dee (3x)
Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet
Rockin’ robin (tweet, tweet, tweet)
Rockin’ robin (tweet, tweedle-lee-dee)
Blow rockin’ robin ‘cause we’re really gonna rock tonight (tweet, tweet, tweedle-lee-dee)
TEAM KĀkĀ riki
think they sound quite flash but they actually sound like poor life choices and regret.
ISN’T SHE LOVELY Stevie Wonder
Isn’t she lovely? Isn’t she wonderful? Isn’t she precious? Less than one minute old I never thought through love we’d be Making one as lovely as she But isn’t she lovely made from love?
TEAM KĀkĀ riki
will sing once more, and may have adopted an air of selfrighteousness and self-importance. Pay no heed, they are still as dull as they were when they arrived.
Tutti frutti, oh rootie!
Tutti frutti, oh rootie!
Tutti frutti, oh rootie!
Tutti frutti, oh rootie!
Tutti frutti, oh rootie!
A wop bop-a-loo-bop a wop bam-boo
TEAM KĀkĀ riki
will sing again, but they will defy the very concept of music by creating sounds that closely resemble whale-song in the moana.
Ka Pai tō MAHI!
ROUND TWO
Soloist
Hey, who’s keen to give it a shot?
WHAT’S UP 4 Non Blondes
25 years and my life is still
Trying to get up that great big hill of hope
For a destination
I realise quickly when I knew I should That the world was made up of this brotherhood of man For whatever that means And so I cry sometimes when I’m lying in bed Just to get it all out what’s in my head And I, I am feeling a little peculiar And so I wake in the morning and I step outside And I take a deep breath and I get real high And I scream from the top of my lungs
“What’s going on?”
WHAT’S GOING ON 4 Non Blondes
And I said, hey-ey-ey, hey-eh-eh I said “Hey, what’s going on?” (2x)
TEAM KĀkĀ riki
will sing again… well, there is probably a better word to describe their singing… Yelling. They will just yell.
MY HEART WILL GO ON Celine Dion
Near, far, wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on Once more, you open the door And you’re here in my heart And my heart will go on and on
TEAM KĀk
Ā riki
will squeak, grunt and groan again, like Old MacDonald’s farm.
BE MY BABY The Ronettes
(So won’t you please)
Be my, be my baby (be my little baby)
My one and only baby (say you’ll be my darling)
Be my, be my baby (be my baby now)
My one and only baby (wha-oh-oh-oh)
will have another turn. Well, at least they are trying…
Ka MAU TE WEHI!
FINAL ROUND
TEAM KĀkĀ riki
will go first because they think they are ‘all that’ and superior but when you hear them sing, you will realise that they are not at all, all that.
LISTEN TO THE MUSIC
The Doobie Brothers
Whoa, oh listen to the music
Whoa, oh listen to the music
Whoa, oh listen to the music
All the time
TEAM KĀkĀ riki
Should be begging for better voices, don’t you think?
GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN
Cyndi Lauper
That’s all they really want Some fun
When the working day is done
Oh girls, they wanna have fun
Oh girls, they wanna have fun (girls, they wanna have fun… girls wanna have)
TEAM KĀkĀ riki
will give it one last shot, but let’s be honest, listening to them screech is as exciting as going to the dentist… for a rootcanal… on a Friday afternoon.
CAN’T TAKE MY EYES OFF YOU
Frankie Valli
I love you baby, and if it’s quite alright I need you baby to warm the lonely night I love you baby, trust in me when I say
Oh pretty baby don’t bring me down I pray Oh pretty baby now that I’ve found you, stay
And let me love you baby Let me love you
ChUR Neat Alright!
WAIATA MAI! ONE LAST HURRAH!
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS Queen
I’ve paid my dues time after time I've done my sentence but committed no crime And bad mistakes I've made a few I've had my share of sand kicked in my face But I've come through
We are the champions, my friends And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end We are the champions We are the champions No time for losers 'Cause we are the champions of the world
Thank you For coming!
