Greatest Hits OF ALL TIME TEAM KĀkĀ riki
WARM UP All Together now!
MAMMA MIA Abba
I’ve been cheated by you since I don’t know when So I made up my mind, it must come to an end Look at me now, will I ever learn?
I don't know how, but I suddenly lose control There's a fire within my soul
Just one look and I can hear a bell ring
One more look and I forget everything, whoa
Mamma Mia, here I go again
My, my, how can I resist you?
Mamma Mia, does it show again My, my, just how much I've missed you?
Yes, I've been brokenhearted Blue since the day we parted
Why, why did I ever let you go?
Mamma Mia, now I really know
My, my, I could never let you go
ROUND ONE
TEAM Waiporoporo
will go first because they think they are ‘all that’ and superior but when you hear them sing, you will realise that they are not at all, all that.
I FEEL GOOD James Brown
I feel good, I knew that I would I feel good, I knew that I would So good, so good, I got you! Whoa!
TEAM Waiporoporo
will sing again… well, there is probably a better word to describe their singing… Yelling. They will just yell.
ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE
The Beatles
All you need is love
All you need is love
All you need is love, love Love is all you need
TEAM Waiporoporo
will sing again, but they will defy the very concept of music by creating sounds that closely resemble whale-song in the moana.
HOUND DOG Elvis Presley
You ain’t nothing but a hound dog crying all the time
You ain’t nothing but a hound dog crying all the time
Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit and you ain’t no friend of mine
Ka Pai tō MAHI!
ROUND TWO
TEAM Waiporoporo
think they sound quite flash but they actually sound like poor life choices and regret.
ZOMBIE The Cranberries
In your head, in your head
Zombie, Zombie, Zombie-ie-ie
What’s in your head, in your head
Zombie, Zombie, Zombie-ie-ie, oh
TEAM Waiporoporo
will sing once more, and may have adopted an air of selfrighteousness and self-importance. Pay no heed, they are still as dull as they were when they arrived.
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU
Whitney Houston
And I will always love you (7x)
TEAM Waiporoporo will squeak, grunt and groan again like Old MacDonald’s farm.
BABY
Justin Bieber
Baby, baby, baby oh Like baby, baby, baby no Like baby, baby, baby oooh I thought you’d always be mine, mine
Ka MAU TE WEHI!
FINAL ROUND
Soloist
Who’s keen to give it a shot?
LIVIN’ ON A PRAYER Bon Jovi
Tommy used to work on the docks
Union’s been on strike
He’s down on his luck, it’s tough, so tough
Gina works the diner all day
Working for her man
She brings home her pay, for love, for love
She says, we’ve got to hold on to what we’ve got
It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not
We’ve got each other and that’s a lot for love
We’ll give it a shot
LIVIN’ ON A PRAYER Bon Jovi
Oh, we’re halfway there Woah, livin’ on a prayer
Take my hand, we’ll make it I swear Woah, livin’ on a prayer
TEAM Waiporoporo
will have another turn. Well, at least they are trying…
JOLENE Dolly Parton
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene I’m beggin’ of you
Please don’t take my man
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don’t take him
Just because you can
TEAM Waiporoporo
will give it one last shot, but let’s be honest, listening to them screech is as exciting as going to the dentist… for a root-canal… on a Friday afternoon.
ROLLING IN THE DEEP Adele
We could have had it all (you’re gonna wish you never had met me) Rolling in the deep (tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep) You had my heart inside of your hand (you’re gonna wish you never had met me) And you played it to the beat (tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
TEAM Waiporoporo
are more like four seasons in one day… frustrating and uncomfortable.
ChUR Neat Alright!
WAIATA MAI! One Last Hurrah!
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS Queen
I’ve paid my dues time after time I've done my sentence but committed no crime And bad mistakes I've made a few I've had my share of sand kicked in my face But I've come through
We are the champions, my friends And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end We are the champions We are the champions No time for losers 'Cause we are the champions of the world
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