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Obituary for Sarah Smith
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She died as she lived... putting other people’s washing on the floor so she could use the machine.
Healthy volunteer students wanted!
Are you a perfectly healthy student who would like to be an instrumental part of an important experiment? Well you are in luck! We want to test what injecting Uranium 235 into the bloodstream does. Participants will be paid £5 for their trouble.
Hacksaw Needed!
My bike lock broke and now I need to steal my own bike from the Cavendish. This isn’t a joke, it’s a cry for help! ~Misha
Fork Ransom!
This is a call for all Trinity forks to be returned to Hall. Rat out your friends for money on your college account.
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