The Sentinella Axarquia December 2017

The Sentinella Axarquia Edition No 159

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m Fro Ed... the Look out everyone…. it’s here: the festive month, with all its trimmings!

So firstly, I would like to wish all our readers, advertisers and contributors a very merry Christmas and a super-prosperous 2018. It’s been a pleasure working with you all this year and I’m very much looking forward to the next 12 months too.

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‘Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la la la la la la’ … or so they say. So many of us get too caught up in writing Christmas lists, buying presents, organising food, dusting off the tinsel and the lights, planning and attending family gatherings and Christmas parties that all too often, we forget about the real meaning of Christmas.

We really should take time out to remember those who have no Christmas; those who need help and those who have no friends or family at what should be a wonderful time of the year. Christmas is not about the glitter or in the presents we send and receive — it’s in the love that we have to give to those less fortunate than we are; this is what really matters. If every one of us were to spare a short moment to help a needy person over the Christmas period, the world would indeed be a much brighter place. I for one will be making sure that my children and I help a homeless person sleeping on the streets of Torre del Mar. If you choose to do the same, don’t forget it’s not just food that they need, but blankets and sleeping bags too; it’s nippy enough during the night in our houses, so imagine how cold they must be. There are also the children to remember and the animals.

There are many things you could do to help this Christmas time. Here are some ways for you to really make a difference, and how better to end your year than in the knowledge that you have helped someone less well off than yourself.

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The Sentinella is eternally dedicated to Colin Checkley, the founder and editor of The Sentinel Magazine. May he rest in peace.

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1. Donations: toys, books, blankets, sleeping bags, raincoats, shoes, boots, thick socks, warm hats and basic food items. Town Frier

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Strange News and the Hair and Beauty Studio both in Puente don Manuel are collecting toys for the underprivileged children from 1st Dec - 3rd Jan. See adverts on pages 40 and 9.

2. Giving Help: Visit www.emausobradeamor.org Tel: 952 50 62 75 C/Esperando no. 15 Velez Malaga. You can help by making rolls/sandwiches, peeling vegetables and serving the homeless.

3. Donations for Animals: Axarquia Animal Rescue (AAR) is asking people to fill a Christmas bag or box to give to the animals — age-appropriate goodies, yummy treats, leads, harnesses, collars, activity toys, brushes, combs, dried food etc will all be gratefully received and much appreciated.

Mark your bag ‘for puppy, kitten, dog or cat’ as appropriate, and take it to one of the drop-off points; see the advert on page 105.

Maybe you are reading this and you and your family need some help this Christmas or you know someone who does. If so, remember the parish church of San Juan in Vélez-Málaga organises a Christmas dinner for families in need and every year, it is very successful. The church also gives presents to the children of those families who attend the dinner. However, the organisers never know in advance if they will be able to cope, so this is another place to support at Christmas time.

Also, here in Torre del Mar there is a food bank that gives non-perishable food to people in need. It is run by Caritas and all donations can be given at the parish church or via Lux Mundi.

You’ll find that once you have shared some love, made donations and made your Christmas a truly ‘giving’ one, you will feel really good about yourself. So then it’s time to let go, get merry and party the season away.

All that’s left now is to wait for Santa to arrive … Ho Ho Ho!!

Thought of the month...

Christmas is the spirit of giving without a thought of getting

Kami Knight

The New Editor (of the original little mag)!

Face from the past The face of an 18th-century ‘witch’ who died in jail before she could be burned for her ‘crimes’ has been digitally reconstructed.

Lilias Adie, from Torryburn, Fife, died in 1704 after apparently confessing to being a witch and having sex with the devil.

BBC Radio Scotland’s Time Travels programme unmasked her face by working with a forensic artist at the Centre for Anatomy and Human Identification at the University of Dundee. The team believes it is likely to be the only accurate likeness of a Scottish ‘witch’ in existence as most were burned, destroying any hope of reconstructing their faces from skulls. Presenter Susan Morrison said: ‘It was a truly eerie moment when the face of Lilias suddenly appeared.

‘Here was the face of a woman you could have a chat with, though knowing her story it was a wee bit difficult to look her in the eye.’

Dr Christopher Rynn, who carried out the work using state-of-the-art 3D virtual sculpture, said: ‘There was nothing in Lilias’ story that suggested to me that nowadays she would be considered as anything other than a victim of horrible circumstances, so I saw no reason to pull the face into an unpleasant or mean expression and she ended up having quite a kind face, quite naturally.’ Ms Adie had been sentenced to be burned to death but died before the sentence was carried out — one theory was that she committed suicide.

Her remains were buried on a beach between the low and the high tide marks under a large stone.

Two’s company Two women have become good friends after realising they had an entire plane to themselves for a flight to Crete.

Litsa Nicola, who had paid for extra legroom before the Jet2 flight, thought that she was going to be the only person on the plane. But Donna Haritou checked in at the last minute so she had some company and the pair got on like a house on fire.

Litsa, from Walsall, Birmingham, paid £172.10 for the flight to Heraklion to visit her sick brother Yerasimos in Greece. She said: ‘It was wonderful and exciting. We felt like VIPs. It was great. There were more staff on the flight than passengers — the daft thing is I paid for extra legroom.

‘Donna was a lovely lady. We had lots to talk about and lots of laughs. We are going to keep in touch.’

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Funny Christmas Sayings Can you believe that Christmas 2017 is here?! It only seems like half a year ago we were celebrating Christmas 2016.

“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.” - Victor Borge “My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.” - Melanie White “What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.”

- Don Marquis “The one thing I remember about Christmas was that my father used to take me out in a boat about ten miles offshore on Christmas Day, and I used to have to swim back.

Extraordinary. It was a ritual. Mind you, that wasn't the hard part. The difficult bit was getting out of the sack.” - John Cleese “A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all

We wish everyone a VER Y MERR Y CHRISTMAS and a HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

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go through it together.” - Garrison Keillor “I’m extremely sentimental about Christmas, actually. Every Christmas I still take my socks off and stand them in front of the fireplace”.

- Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise “A true Christmas miracle is when you manage to untangle all your Christmas lights from last year. Double miracle if they still work.”- Melanie White “Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.” - Anonymous “There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.”

- Erma Bombeck “The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.” ~ Joan Rivers

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Rashid, his family & staff would like to wish their customers, a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS and a WONDERFUL NEW YEAR!!

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Christmas One Liners

We are pleased to say that one year since this legislation came into effect many of our clients are now receiving registration numbers issued by the Junta de Andalucia for Holiday Rental properties. The registration document provides a VFT number (Viviendas con Fines Turísticos) and lists documents that must be available if there is an inspection.

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

We are providing our clients with information on all aspects of the rental of Holiday properties as well as supplying model contracts and advising on registration with the Guardia Civil which is an obligation. The Junta is now commencing inspections and in accordance with the law they can impose sanctions for failure to comply.

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

He likes to ho-ho-ho.

One issue that is not yet resolved in all areas is that of Occupation licences from the Town Halls. The picture varies, with some Town Halls being proactive in issuing licences and others not responding to requests, even in areas where IBI has been paid for many years and the properties were built many years ago.

Sanctions for failing to register can result in fines of up to 18.000€ and the administration can order the closure of the establishment or property for a period of up to 6 months. It is important to get representation if a sanction is imposed as the fine can be considerably reduced. In a recent case, De Cotta Law acted for clients where the fine was reduced to 1.200€ as a result of an appeal.

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As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"

The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"

What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations? You get tinsel-itus!

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TAJ MAHAL INDIAN RESTAURANT Ali, his family and staff would like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!

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New Supermarket Scam!

Be careful when Christmas shopping and Please Please Please - make yourself aware of where this is happening AND tell your friends!

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Supersol for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking, young men with foreign accents come over to your car and help pack your shopping into the boot.

They then both start cleaning your windscreen.

Their firm young bodies bulging out of their skimpy vest tops. It's impossible not to look!

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another store,

in my case, Mercadona.

You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting himself against you, while the other one steals your purse!

I had my purse stolen Oct 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th. Also Nov 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend.

So Be Warned!!!

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Men Vs Women The differences... Men are just happier people. What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is €4.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. You can do Christmas shopping for twenty five relatives on 24th December in twenty five minutes.

NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes will each throw in €20, even though it's only for €32.50. None of them will (Continued overleaf)

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Men Vs Women (Continued) have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

BATHROOMS A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&S. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

MARRIAGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS A successful man is one who makes more

DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

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Linea Directa Spanish points-based licence system The Spanish points system gives 8 points to drivers who have held a licence for less than 3 years and 12 points for drivers who have held it for over 3 years. If no traffic offences are committed after 3 years drivers receive an additional 3 points. A point is awarded every subsequent 3-year period up to a maximum of 15 points. Drivers can recuperate points by completing a re-education course of 12 hours or a 24 hour course if drivers have lost all their points.

Once the course is passed successfully drivers are awarded 8 points on their licence.

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Drivers will lose 6 points if under the influence of alcohol, drugs or other illegal substances. Reckless driving, refusing to take a breathalysing test or drugs test, driving over 50% of the speed limit.

And drivers will lose 4 points for putting other drivers at risk, throwing objects on the road that could cause accidents or fire, exceeding limits by over 40kph, endangering cyclists, illegally parking, exceeding maximum passenger capacity by 50%.

Driving without a seatbelt, using a mobile phone and not keeping a safe driving distance will result in a 3 point fine.

How reimbursement works Línea Directa will decide whether payment shall be made to the beneficiary directly or by means of reimbursement upon delivery or the relevant proof of payment.

Exclusions and limitations Cover shall be provided only once during each policy period.

Only penalty points lost in connection with the insured vehicle and for a reason not excluded in the policy shall be taken into account.

Claimants must notify Línea Directa within 3 months of the notification date of points loss or licence disqualification.

Cover shall not be provided in the event of disqualification if the beneficiary is given a guilty verdict.

Any loss of points arising from legal infringements or criminal acts are excluded.

Drivers must pass the driving licence recovery course on first attempt to qualify for cover.

We hope the information provided in this article is of interest.

If you would like to contact Linea Directa please call 952 147 834 More information about Linea Directa online at www.lineadirecta.com See main advert opposite

THE TOWN FRIER Traditional Fish & Chips take away Mick and Andrea welcome you!

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SALES & RENTALS We Urgently Require Properties

Urb, Costa del Oro, Blq.3 Local 14, Torrox Costa Tel: 951 196 388

Tel: 952 52 41 40 Mob: 637 278 306 / 606 087 362 Calle Dr Fleming, 1 Nerja. 29780

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Deutsche Bäckerei German Bakery

& a Happy Peaceful New Year

Opening Hours: Monday - Saturday 7.30am - 1pm Sundays & Bank Holidays 8am - 11am

Pies and cakes for every occasion.

Typical German pastry f.e. Pretzel, Crumble Cake, Rye bread and a lot more!!!

New Offers every week!!

For more information call us on: Paco & Antonia 952 535 417 :: 646 75 24 63 Or email us at: info@razahotel.com Or visit our website at: www.razahotel.com

Tel: 636 153 459

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Market Lighthouse

Tel: 952 967 358

Beauty Therapy Complementary Therapy

TORROX COSTA Unisex Professional hairdresser with experience in two of the most top named hair salons in Nerja Erica has now opened her own salon in Torrox Costa!!! Erica Villegas. Erica will give you a very warm welcome and is fluent in English and is Spanish speaking. Facebook: Erica Villegas Estilistas Torrox Costa/E-mail: ericavill@hotmail.com C/Centro Internacional - Bq77-nr.

2. Call: 610 876 127 Tejidos Belen specialists in cushions, pillows, accessories, interior and exterior decoration. We repair your sofas and terrace furniture to measure. Call 952 531 732 or 50 964 624 Pol. Cortijo Amaya Nave 13 Torrox Costa.

The German Bakery have been 10 years in Torrox. They offer a wide range of products eg: German bread, rolls, pasteries, cakes, sandwiches, sweet snacks & fresh coffee. The bakery offers daily fresh bread & bakery products. Orders can be placed by phone, email or sms. Be prepared for Birthdays and special occasion cakes. Special orders can be made as late as two days notice. Our products are made from the finest of ingredients which allows you to enjoy a healthy balanced diet. We only use natural products without flavouring or additivies. We have something for everyone, & special rates for events and functions.

Raza Hotel have excellent facilities for your Dog, Cat or Rabbit, the perfect Hotel for your pets while you are away. In the countryside your dogs can enjoy secure outdoor play areas with toys provided & kennels with indoor sleeping area & outside run. For Cats, large catteries with cosy beds, toys & activities to keep them occupied. The Raza Hotel also offer a safe place to leave your Rabbit or Parrot as well as providing dog grooming services. Open 10am-7pm, 7 days a week. If you would like to visit, Paco & Antonio would be happy to show you the facilities. For more info call: 952 52 5417, 646 75 24 63, or email: info@razahotel.com or visit the www.razahotel.com Fischhaus - Nordsee Fish Deli Weekly fresh deliveries from the North Sea Coast. Smoked fish from our own Smokehouse in Torrox. Salmon breakfast every day from 10am. Open Mon - Fri 10am - 6.30pm and closed Saturday and Sunday. Kitchen open until 6.30pm. Tel: 637 041 155 to find out more.

Why not pay Cafeteria Maria a visit? Along with coffee, they sell Homemade German Cakes, Fresh Waffles, Smoothies Fresh Juices. You will find them at Avenida Esperanto, Local 31, opposite Supersol, Torrox Costa. Tel: 604 102 964 Contact Lewis Insurance Services for reputable buildings & contents insurance, car insurance, private medical insurance, pets insurance, funeral plans, cars bought & sold, call Mark on 653 322 392 Nandos - Tasca The bar with everything! Mondays from 8pm Jam Session. Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Fridays and Saturdays BBQ from 6pm - 8.30pm.Thursdays Karaoke from 9pm. They have Live Music events and different kinds of parties. They are located around the back of Blq. 89 in Avda. America Torrox Costa Call: 952 96 73 58 Calzados Pradas for real leather shoes made in Spain! Avd. El Faro No. 2. Call: 609 526 912 or email: calzadospradastorrox@gmail.com A great Nepali and Indian Restaurant in Torrox Costa, Buddha House. A modern restaurant with classic dishes and Buddha House specials. Closed on Monday. Ctra. El Penoncillo 11, Torrox Costa. See FB page Buddhahouse Torrox Costa.

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Come to Optica Funes and see!! They are located in Avenida Garcia Penalver,Edf. 79, Local 12, TORROX COSTA opposite the main bus station. Call: 952 000 717 for more information Rebeccah Curtis Wellbeing Centre Urb. Laguna Beach, Centro Commercial B, No. 16 Torrox Costa.

Open Tuesday - Saturday 10am - 6pm. Tel: 952 53 01 22 & 651 956 284 Have you been to Caribe on the Paseo Maritimo, a fantastic location with uninterrupted views of the Mediterranean? Enjoy delicious food with menu del Dia 7.50€-2 courses or 9.50€-3 courses includes a drink per person (beer, wine or soft drink. They have a special offer homemade cakes & a coffee-3€ & fantastic homemade gateaus & a new 3 chocolate gateau to enjoy, great with a delicious coffee. Fresh fish cooked Andalucían style, pizzas, value meals such as Pinchitos de Cerdo de Pollo only 5.50€. Paella is available from 1.30pm everyday (pre-orders only), includes a soft drink or small beer or glass of wine, bread, Alioli. Every Monday they have Special Ukrainian Soup just 6.50€. Takeaway-available. Caribe can even cater for weddings & birthday parties with celebratory cakes made to order. Call in to find out more.

Happy Home Property Rental and Sales, based in Torrox/Competa but covering the Axarquia area are specialists in long term rentals and sales. With a large database of clients if you have a property to rent or sell we would really like to here from you! happyhomerentals78@gmail.com Tel: Christina 0034 645 864 866 or Laura 0034 652 447 854 FB: Happy Homes Rentals

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Welcome to Buddha House, a modern Nepali & Indian restaurant with classic dishes and Buddha House specialities Ctra El Peñoncillo 11, Torrox Costa (Easy Parking in front) Torrox Costa Open 12:30 - 15:30 and 18:30 - 23:30 (Closed Monday lunch) 10% discount on takeaways Tel: 952 53 09 21 / 602 817 658 Email: buddhahouse40@gmail.com Buddhahouse Torrox Costa

CLíNICA VETERINARIA TORROX Emergencies: Mob: 657 582 225 NEW IN TORROX COSTA

El Peñoncillo Tel: 952 532 587 Consultancy X-Rays Operating Room Hospital Shop Grooming Training Home Visits Collection Service Clinica Veterinaria La Caleta Avda. Andalucia 126 Tel: 952 55 10 10 Clinica Veterinaria Algarrobo Costa Avda. Andalucia Local 8 Tel: 952 51 18 21

El Peñoncillo Torrox Costa

Clinica Veterinaria Competa Avda. de Torrox Tel: 952 55 33 60 Clinica Veterinaria Puente don Manuel Edif. Alzabel, Bajo 1 Tel: 951 16 76 66

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Laguna Beach

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Torrox Costa

Bar y Restaurante

Breakfasts, Snacks & Full Menu - Specialising in Ribs, Wings, Steaks & Chicken - Traditional Sunday Lunch Homemade Tapas available every day changing daily - 1€ Thomas & Kerstin would like to wish everyone a Very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!

Closed 25th, 26th & 27th December NEW YEAR’S EVE PARTY!! - 3 course meal, Live Music & Fireworks - Taking bookings NOW! 10am - 3pm / 6pm - Late / Thurs & Fri Special menus Sunday 1pm - 5pm (bookings advisable) Closed Wednesday For more info call: Thomas or Kerstin

Tel: 642 598 217

ESTRELLA RENTALS Algarrobo Costa Block Montevideo, 3 Tel: 0034 952 511 209 Email: estrellarentweb@gmail.com www. estrellarent.com We speak English, German & Spanish

CAR RENTALS & HOLIDAY APARTMENTS 7 SEATER TAXI SERVICE CAR RENTALS

All range of cars: Basic, Medium, Automatic and 7 seater cars

Delivery & collection at Málaga airport or at your location

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Traditional Indian Tandoori Restaurant - Torrox Costa EAT AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE We offer an´all you can eat’ menu (as many starters, main courses & desserts as you want) all freshly cooked to order

10.95€ Children under 10 - 6.50€ King Prawns not included

Masood, his family and team would like to wish everyone a Wonderful Christmas a Happy New Year!

Bookings Essential for 24th, 25th & 31st Open everyday 12.00 - 16.00 / 18.00 - 24.00 C t r a N a c i o n a l 3 4 0 ( n e x t t o p o s t o f f i c e ) To r r o x C o s t a Tel: 95 253 4972 / 632 63 7 47 0

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Dr. Daniel Gaitán Cardiologist

We Speak English, German & French

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Money Raised For Angeles de la Noche Once again, local therapists and beauticians gave their expertise at a charity spa day to help raise money for Los Angeles de la Noche food kitchen in Malaga, where they feed around 800 people three meals a day, seven days a week, and make 2000 Christmas dinners every year, as sadly, Andalusia is still the poorest region in Spain.

This event and additional donations raised €815. Some of the therapists are based at the alternative therapy centre, Centro Dharma in Trapiche.

Independent therapists who took part were: Linda Bogaert, Trinity Buckley, Jessika Carrera-Maybury, Gaby Englberger, Nikki de Gruchy, Katrina Jones Julie Narewski, Howard Slade, Tracey Webb, Linda Williamson & Jenny Wright.

CAFE SPORTS BAR LA BODEGA STOP PRESS!

Sunday Lunch Roast Beef, Gammon or Chicken ONLY 6.50€!!!

Large Cod, Chips & Peas all day only 5€!!

Live Sports on 3 screens Thursday Quiz Night at 8:30pm MINI BOCADILLOS with crisps - eat in or take away from 11am Thurs 2nd main filling FREE

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Thanks to hotel owner, Monica, and to all therapists who generously gave their day and their services to the project, and to all who attended and made such generous donations.

Located behind Tourist Information Office/Library

Visit http://www.angelesdelanoche.org/en/

Tel: 617 506 550

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The leading brand in Infrared Heating for more than 12 years in Spain Heat up your home in a healthy and economical way! * Special storage material keeps running times low * White panels from 250 to 1600 Watt in 17 sizes * Huge product range: mirror, picture, glass, portable, etc. * Long operating distance * 7.5 years vendor warranty

Mirror heater with towel drying function

Contact us or visit the exhibition at our shop: Redwell, Dipl.- Ing. Svend Scharler, Avd. el Faro Bl. 75, bajo 9, Torrox Costa Phone: 952 539 742 Mobile: 606 423 869 sscharler@gmx.de - www.redwell.com

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Chatelin ortopedia & chiropodist/pedicura practice we are a company with over 30 years experience in the orthopedic sector. Linda is a qualified chiropodist and Henry is a certified prothesis and orthesis maker, for all your inlays and sport inlays, corset-knee, ankle and wrist supports, wheelchairs, walking aids, beds, rehabilitation articles etc...open Monday - Thursday 10am - 2pm and 3pm - 6pm. call: 695 481 082 or 658 773 857 Starcar in Nerja for all your car repair needs: bodywork painting, service, pre I.T.V. check, air-conditioning, tyres, brakes, clutch etc. Also car transfers. Find them at Avda Alcalde Antonio Villasclaras just up from the BP garage as you are leaving Nerja on the right hand side and they are below the gym. Call Jonathan who speaks English on 637 801 325 For all your healthy foods and natural remedies. The Health Shop Rincon Natural C/Carretera1, Local 2, Edificio Armijo III Nerja, next to Supersol, beside Barclays Bank.

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They also do Crystal Healings and Cranio Sacral Therapy. Tel: 952 52 35 03 Locked yourself out of your house or having lock problems? Call the 24 hour emergency locksmith, a fully qualified UK C&G tradesman. Or, simply call to book an appointment.

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DentadanĂŠs Dental Clinic offer top-quality Scandinavian dental care at competitive prices-a successful concept that has been used since the clinic was established in Maro (Nerja) in 1991. We have two Danish dentists (one female, one male) ready to solve all your dental problems. Please visit our website at www.dentadanes.com for a full list of treatments & prices as well as directions to & pictures of the clinic. Open Mon -Friday 10am-5pm including all summer months. We speak English, Danish/Scandinavian, German, Spanish, French & Italian. Tel: 952 52 96 66.

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Unidad en la Diversidad El Camino Adelante para la Humanidad - NUEVO

by Benjamin Creme Necesitamos una visión nueva y esperanzadora para el futuro. Este libro presenta tal visión: un futuro que abarca un mundo en paz, armonía y unidad, mientras que la cualidad y el enfoque de cada individuo son bienvenidos y necesarios. Es visionario, pero expresado con una lógica convincente e irresistible.

Unidad en la Diversidad: El Camino Adelante para la Humanidad incumbe al futuro de cada hombre, mujer y niño. Trata del futuro de la misma Tierra. La humanidad, indica Creme, está en una encrucijada y tiene que tomar una gran decisión: seguir hacia adelante y crear una nueva y brillante civilización en la cual todos son libres y la justicia social reina, o continuar como estamos, divididos y compitiendo, y presenciar el fin de la vida en el planeta Tierra. Creme escribe para la Jerarquía Espiritual en la Tierra, cuyo Plan para la mejora de toda la humanidad presenta. Él muestra que el sendero hacia adelante para todos nosotros es la realización de nuestra unidad esencial sin el sacrificio de nuestra igualmente diversidad esencial.

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Fantastic 3 Bed 2 Bath Country Villa, (149m² built, 2,275m² plot), private drive, ample parking, spectacular panoramic views, good access. Accommodation: on one level, spacious lounge/dining room with open-plan f/f kitchen, separate utilit y room, 3 double beds (master en-suite) & family bathroom. Wonderful covered terrace, various other terraces, mature gardens & an 8m x 4m swimming pool, all of which enjoy the spectacular views & a separate storage building

Sales Price: 289,000€ (NeW!) Cortijo romero

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Spacious 4 Bed 3 Bath Villa (165m² built, 900m² plot), on one level, located in a quiet urbanisation, close to all local amenities.

Gated entrance, large plot, ample parking, car port, mature gardens, a variet y of terraces and a lovely pool. Accommodation: entrance hall, large lounge/dining room (with wood-burner), conser vatory, f/f kitchen, utilit y room, linen/airing cupboard, study, 4 double beds (master with dressing room & en-suite & bedroom 2 with en-suite) & family bathroom. Fabulous views

Sales Price: 269,950€ (NeW!) Puente don Manuel

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Spacious 4 Bed 2 Bath Villa (200m² built, 822m² plot). Ground floor: large conser vatory, hallway to a large lounge with fireplace and dining area, large f/f kitchen/diner utilit y room, a family bathroom, main bedroom, further bedroom currently used as a sitting room/office. lower Floor: 2 bedroom apartment with good size rooms and a garage. outside there is a luxurious entertainment covered area with kitchen, lounge, jacuzzi and a dining area.

Well-maintained gardens

Sales Price: 299,950€ (NeW!)

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3 Bed 2 Bath Country Villa (140m² built, 3,221m² plot), totally reformed to a very high standard; it has a new roof, full electrical rewiring, new plumbing, damp-proof course, new f/f kitchen, 2 new bathrooms, UPVC double-glazing throughout and a new floor. Accommodation: lounge with wood-burner fire, 3 double beds (master en-suite) & a family bathroom, gated driveway, ample parking, lots of outdoor space, a BBQ area, a garage (easily be converted to a bedroom) and a plunge pool

Sales Price: 265,000€ (NeW!) lake Viñuela

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luxurious 4 Bed 3 Bath Villa (240m² built, 4,000m² plot). Ground floor: 3 bedrooms, a bathroom, large room (easily made into another en-suite bedroom. First floor: Spectacular lake & mountain views, terraces, spacious lounge, dining room, superb master bedroom en-suite. extensive grounds with mature gardens, long tree-lined driveway, fabulous covered terraces, sunny terraces around the pool and car port. Must be seen

Sales Price: 399,500€ (redUCed BY 50,500€) Puente don Manuel

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Superb 3 Bed 2 Bath Villa (131m² built, 488m² plot).

Accommodation: lounge/dining room, f/f kitchen and internal access to the garage, 3 double bedrooms (one with private terrace) & 2 bathrooms. outside are the prett y established gardens, a fabulous large terrace area (both covered and uncovered) and the swimming pool which is heated

Sales Price: 199,950€ (FAB oUTSIde AreA)

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Buggy Buggy Tours - Christmas Special OFFER Launched on the Costa Tropical last autumn, Buggy Buggy Tours have since been receiving rave reviews for their epic adventure journeys in their automatic 4X4 buggies...

Alf and Jaki are both the perfect hosts and knowledgable guides for this wonderful and unique way to see the stunning countryside and spectacular views from some of the best secret vantage points around the beautiful village of La Herradura. Their two seater all terrain buggies are 500CC and are easy to drive with no experience necessary, they are the perfect fun vehicles to explore off road tracks and the adreneline will kick in as you enjoy some meteoric climbs into the mountains!

Naturally, health and safety is paramount on every excursion and Buggy Buggy Tours are fully licenced and fully insured as standard.

With all the buggies being very high specification, including bucket seats, safety belts and with roll bars, there is no need for helmets. The buggies are regularly serviced and thoroughly maintained to ensure a smooth safe drive at all times. Drivers must be aged 21 or over and must have a type B full driving licence, whilst there are no stipulation on passengers aside from being aged four years or older, with countless kids having enjoyed trips out over this past year.

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Throughout the month of December when you book one buggy for any excursion, you can enjoy any extra buggies at half price!

Perfect for a special family Christmas day out, or why not treat someone special to a day that they will never forget? Please enquire about their special Christmas Gift vouchers that are now on sale and will grace any Christmas stocking this year!

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Aerial Photography By Drone Aerial photography used to be a rather inaccessible concept for most, but with the fast-moving developments in drone technology, aerial photographs — or HD (High Definition) video — is now possible.

Indeed, it is even recommended in certain circumstances.

Drone photography/videography has a vast array of uses, the most popular being for real estate, holiday rentals, land disputes, search and rescue, roof/structural inspection and even the production of unique Christmas photos or videos for family back home…

Until a few years ago, aerial photography used to be incredibly expensive, but the advances in drone technology have made it more affordable than ever. You can now have video footage or high quality images taken from angles not possible with conventional cameras, showcasing your property in its surroundings. A good aerial photograph can enhance your property.

Most aerial photography is now taken by drone, here is some useful information you may wish to read before you enlist your local “Biggles” to come and overfly your property.

The Pilot in Command (PIC) • A drone pilot must have the following credentials before being able to earn a cent from flying his/her drone. Ask to see them if you have any concerns – they will prove that the pilot is at the very least competent to fly the drone.

• A class 2 or light aircraft pilot’s medical license • Accreditation from an ATO (Approved Training Organisation – Grupooneair.es in Malaga is where I gained my qualifications) which provide a certificate for advanced aviation theory and a practical aircraft handling examination. This is approved by the Spanish Civil Aviation Authority - AESA • Public liability insurance — very important!

Above all, a drone pilot is trained to fly safely.

They will not fly the drone if there is any risk of danger to people, animals or property and will make a visual inspection of the area before any flight is made in order to assess potential risks.

The drone There are quite a few professional-level drones available off the shelf — DJI Phantom models being the most popular. These are expensive and sophisticated pieces of hardware and in the wrong hands are a danger to the public. The drone will have a range of up to 7km on average, but the pilot will keep it within 500 metres as a rule. Modern drones have an incredible array of safety features which, together with employing a trained pilot, will drastically reduce the chances of anything

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The main asset of the drone — apart from its ability to fly — is its camera. These range from 12 megapixels to 20 megapixels and can produce stunning pictures — especially after editing. It can also produce stunning 4k, ultra HD video, although most is “downscaled” to be used on You Tube or websites in smaller file sizes…

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1. The first commercial Christmas cards were commissioned by civil servant Sir Henry Cole in London in 1843. Featuring a family drinking wine, one sold for £8,469 in 2014.

2. Robins on cards started as a joke 150 years ago when postmen wore red tunics and were named after them.

3. Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer was invented for a US firm’s Christmas promotion in 1938.

4. The chances of a White Christmas are just 1 in 10 for England and Wales, and 1 in 6 for Scotland and Northern Ireland.

5. The Germans made the first artificial

6. All the gifts in the Twelve Days of Christmas would equal 364 gifts.

7. Christmas trees have been sold in the U.S. since 1850.

8. Christmas wasn’t declared an official holiday in the United States until June 26, 1870.

9. Christmas trees are edible. Many parts of pines, spruces, and firs can be eaten. The needles are a good source of vitamin C. Pine nuts, or pine cones, are also a good source of nutrition.

10. The first Christmas greeting by SMS was a simple 'Merry Christmas'.

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Rudolph Facts That old red nosed chap....

While there are many reindeer in the North Pole, there is only 1 red-nosed reindeer, Rudolph There are 9 reindeers that pull along Santa’s sleigh, Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid, and Donner and Blitzen then Rudolph was introduced Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is a legendary reindeer, created by Robert Lewis May May wanted his reindeer to have an alliterative name. Other choices he contemplated were Rollo and Reginald before deciding on Rudolph Rudolph first appeared in a 1939 booklet written by Robert L. May and published by Montgomery Ward, the department store

Rudolph almost didn’t have a red nose!

Because red noses were generally associated with drinking and drunkards Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer was first printed commercially in 1947 The Rudolph song was recorded a decade after the character was invented Rudolph’s fathers name is Donner

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Monthly Baking Blog By Susan Jane Indulgent Chocolate Truffles For the final baking blog of the year and also to get you into the baking Christmas spirit I am going to share my delicious chocolate truffle recipe with you. I am sure that there are not many of you out there that do not love chocolate – I know I do. So have a go at these delicious treats, be indulgent and make some for yourself or perhaps make some as a gift for family and friends, I doubt they will be disappointed.

producing chocolate orange or chocolate mint truffles.

3. Pour onto a sheet of greaseproof paper and allow to cool to room temperature (or chill a few minutes in the fridge) 4. Grease your hands with butter and take small amounts of candy and form into 1 1/2 inch balls. If the balls don't hold their shape, cook an additional 5 minutes until the mixture thickens up more.

5. Roll the balls in chocolate sprinkles to decorate.

Enjoy Sue x

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2. Cook the mixture until it thickens enough to show the pan bottom during stirring (it will be firm enough to stay together and not spread) At this stage should you so wish you can add a choice of flavourings, orange zest or peppermint oil work exceptionally well,

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& t i u Fr Factships Veg Rose The benefits that can be gained from rosehips are many and the reason that they are so popular is because they are highly effective in treating a wide variety of health conditions.

used as a safe alternative to anti-cholesterol drugs (like statins) that might have side effects.

According to one study, rose hip extract had reduced the growth and migration of breast cancer cells by as much as 45 percent. The fruit extract also prevented cancerous growth in the brain, a place to which breast cancer cells tend to spread.

more than 60 times the amount found in an orange. One of the major benefits of vitamin C is the production of collagen, a protein that forms the connective tissue in the body and thus inhibits the effects of ageing on the skin.

The vitamin also treats inflammation and improves immunity, prevents scurvy — a disease that can cause muscle weakness, joint pains, rashes, and tooth loss — and helps maintain the health of blood vessels.

Vitamin C also helps your body absorb iron better, thus preventing anaemia and keeping your blood healthy. And yes, vitamin C also treats and prevents cold and flu symptoms.

Studies on sufferers from both rheumatoid and osteoarthritic conditions have found that patients who received rosehip showed greater improvements, with ain in the hips, joints, and knees reduced by about a third.

Rosehips also contain the fatty acid GOPO, which is the plant version of fish oil. This could be one of the contributing factors for the fruit’s anti-arthritic properties.

According to a Spanish study, rosehips could be active components in functional diets that can help prevent colorectal cancer. The fruit also has an anti-inflammatory action, which contributes to its cancer-preventive properties as well as lessening cartilage erosion.

Rosehips contain certain bioactive compounds like phenols, ascorbic acid (vitamin C), beta-carotene, tannins, and pectins – all of which help curb oxidative stress, which can otherwise lead to cancer.

One major flavonoid in rosehip, called tiliroside, possesses commendable anti-inflammatory action.

Rosehips also contain other active compounds called carotenoids, which are known to decelerate the expansion of certain forms of tumour. Rosehip extract was also found to prevent epithelitis, which can be caused by radiotherapy in patients with head and neck cancer. Rosehips also contain lycopene (the compound that gives them their red colour) which stimulates the communication between cells, helping to halt the growth of cancerous tumours, and quercetin, which has been found to prevent melanoma, a serious form of skin cancer.

Regular intake of rose-hip extract has been linked to lowered cholesterol levels. Patients who consumed a drink made of rosehip powder daily for six weeks saw a drop in their total blood cholesterol levels by as much as 5 percent, which could reduce their risk of heart disease by 17 percent. Rosehip can also be

Rosehips are full of vitamin C — they contain

The oil from the rosehip fruit penetrates deep into the skin layers and improves skin health.

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Director: Paul King Producer: David Heyman Cast: Hugh Grant, Julie Walters, Ben Whishaw Brendan Gleeson, Hugh Bonneville, Sally Hawkins, Joanna Lumley Initial Release: 7th November in Brazil This year’s Christmas treat has arrived early, everyone’s favourite little bear, Paddington is back. It’s a tremendously sweet-natured, charming and above all funny film aimed at both children and adults.

Paddington is now happily settled in with the Brown family in Windsor Gardens, where he has become a popular member of the community, where he spreads joy and

marmalade wherever he goes.

One day while searching for the perfect gift for his beloved Aunt Lucy’s hundreth birthday, he spots a pop-up book in an antique shop and goes about making odd jobs to pay for it.

But when the book is stolen by a thief, Paddington and the Browns embark on unmasking the thief before Aunt Lucy’s big day.

Paddington is based on the best-selling and internationally adored series of children's stories by British author Michael Bond, which have sold more than 35 million copies worldwide, been translated into over 40 languages and captured the imagination of children and adults around the globe.

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“Archetypal Aussie” Paul Hogan, born in October 1939, is best known for his comedy hero character Mick (Crocodile) Dundee, but before he landed the part that would change his life in 1986, he was already an established performer.

Originally a rigger working on Sydney Harbour bridge, Hogan was persuaded by his workmates in 1971 to try and appear on the talent show New Faces, Australia’s equivalent of Opportunity Knocks. Hogan inveigled his way onto the programme by claiming to be a "tap-dancing knife-thrower". He appeared on stage in his work boots, holding kitchen knives; he performed a rudimentary shuffle, threw the knives onto the floor and proceeded to make a series of jokes at the judges' expense. Strong positive response from the viewing public saw Hogan invited back for repeated performances on New Faces, and led to weekly appearances on a current affairs programme, where he made humorous comment on some issue of the day.

He was given his own sketch programme, the Paul Hogan Show, in 1973 and this ran until 1984, scripted by Hogan himself. It brought him the 1973 TV Week Logie Award for 'Best New Talent'.

Hogan also appeared on British TV many times in advertisements for Foster's Lager, in which he played an earthy Australian abroad in London. The character's most notable line (spoken incredulously at a ballet performance) "Struth, there's a bloke down there with no strides on!" followed Hogan for years.

However his breakthrough came with the release of the first Crocodile Dundee film — which he co-wrote — and got him a Golden Globe Award for Best Actor as well Academy Award and BAFTA nominations.

Hogan refused the starring role in the hit film Ghost, choosing instead to make Almost an Angel (1990). In 1994 Hogan co-produced,

wrote and starred in the Western comedy film Lightning Jack, and in 1996, starred in a remake of the 1963 film Flipper about a family-friendly dolphin.

In the late 1990s and early 2000s, he was featured in advertisements for the Subaru Outback and in 2001, returned to the role that made him famous with the film Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles.

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Even their wedding and arrival of their children were on camera. When asked by John if she and Pete would have stayed together if they hadn't been filming reality shows, Katie said: "Yeah, we'd have probably stayed together."

Secrets of a happy marriage Mark Wright's marriage to gorgeous Michelle Keegan may have been tested to the limits as they pursue their careers on opposite sides of the world. But the TOWIE hunk has said their relationship is stronger than ever — thanks to their constant phone calls and secret meetings.

"We speak 20 times a day," he told The Mirror. "We see each other more than people know. I've flown there. She's flown here to Los Angeles where I’ve been working."

Michelle's been kept busy filming Our Girl in South Africa, Malaysia and Nepal, while Mark's making a name for himself Stateside with his TV show Extra. But the Essex success story says their two-year marriage isn't in trouble, despite constant rumours.

And the star added: "She's my wife - the

most special person in the world to me."

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Surgery survivor walks for charity Inspirational Home and Away star Johnny Ruffo has joined a fundraising walk to raise money for brain cancer research — just months after his own lifesaving surgery to remove a brain tumour. The brave star, who shot to fame on Australian X Factor in 2011, joined lots of fit fundraisers to take part in the walk. He led the crowds round the course for the fundraising event. And when the walk was over, Johnny got up on stage to sing for the first time since his diagnosis earlier this year. The walk raised more than $1million dollars for research into the disease. Johnny has kept his fans up to date with his treatment since his shock diagnosis, sharing photos of his scars after the surgery, and of himself grinning after the successful op. He has now returned to filming as Chris Harrington on the Aussie soap.

Star denies rape claim Ed Westwick has denied even knowing ctress Kristina Cohen after she publicly accused him of raping her.The 27-year-old Ladies Like Us actress took to Facebook, alleging that Westwick forcibly held her down and raped her at his home three years ago.

Westwick has hit back, strenuously denying the rape allegations.

“I do not know this woman. I have never forced myself in any manner, on any woman,” tweeted the British actor. “I certainly have never committed rape.”

Cohen claimed she went to the 30-year-old actor's home for dinner with her producer boyfriend at the time when Westwick allegedly suggested a threesome before she took a nap in his guest bedroom.

“I was woken up abruptly by Ed on top of me,” said Cohen. “I told him to stop, but he was strong. I was paralyzed; terrified. I couldn't speak, I could no longer move. He held me down and raped me.”

The actress said she had tried to convince her boyfriend to leave prior to the alleged assault but he had asked her to stay a while longer.

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It’s Sunday Roast Season

Winter has arrived and it’s that time of the year again when we Brits like a good old Sunday roast.

With many places to choose from, this month we decided on ‘Bar Atila’ in Puente don Manuel. I had heard many great reviews about the meals served here, but having such a busy lifestyle, I’d never got the chance to experience them.

On arrival I could sense that this was going to be good — a full restaurant always gives that away. After browsing the full menu, our party chose three roasts and a vegetarian nut roast, a child’s roast and a child’s fish and chips, plus starters of cream of mushroom and Stilton soup and breaded baby camembert with chilli dip.

There are three options for the Sunday Roast, 1 course - 8.95€, 2 courses - 10.95€,

3 courses 13.95€ (Lamb 1€ extra) The soup was yummy — served with bread and at just the right temperature; a perfect winter warmer. The camembert, crispy and breaded, came with a chilli dip — also great for a nippy Sunday afternoon.

Then wow … the roast was served. It looked amazing and the chefs must have known to include my two favourite veggies — broccoli and carrots — served with succulent lamb, mint sauce, roasties, yorkie, cauliflower cheese, sweet potato and leek mash and gravy… all washed down with a nice glass of Rioja. What better way to spend a Sunday afternoon than with good friends, good food and fantastic service!

How the team — owners Kim and Nicki plus their staff — manage to be so efficient is beyond me. The place ran like clockwork and I was so glad that I had booked a table in advance, as Kim told me they serve over 100 covers between the hours of 1pm and 5pm every Sunday — now that’s a lot!

Despite the large portions, don’t forget to save some room for pudding. We all chose the homemade ginger sponge with custard. It was so good I just had to ask who made it: Linda Handley, can I just say it was delicious!

Pork Roast with Crackling

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Preventing Back Pain: Getting To The Core, Part 2.

As a continuation from my previous article regarding the importance of developing abdominal muscles to prevent back injuries below are more exercises to strengthen your core:

and raise left hipbone.

Ab brace, how to do it: 1. Begin by standing tall (eventually you’ll do this exercise throughout the day without thinking about it – even while you’re walking).

3. Gently sway from right to left, as if you have a bowl of soup between your hip bones and you're gently rocking it without spilling. Counting right and left as 1 rep, perform 15 repetitions.

2. Now draw in your belly button to your spine while lightly contracting your abs.

Cat, how to do it: 1. Start on all fours on mat with knees hips-width apart and hands directly beneath shoulders.

3. Hold this contraction for as long as you feel comfortable and practice it several times a day. Make sure to breathe!

2. Exhale and round back toward ceiling like a cat, head drooping down.

Pelvic bowl, how to do it: 1. Lie flat on back with knees bent and feet gripping floor, arms facing down at sides.

3. Pull navel in toward spine. Hold momentarily. Inhale and drop belly down toward floor, lifting head high. Allow ribcage to expand and chest to stretch. Hold.

2. Raise right hipbone as high as you can toward ceiling. Hold momentarily. Slowly shift

4. Perform 15 cycles.

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People Who Come And Go Tracey and Alan – a magical project!

Now when it comes to buying in Spain, many people think they are going to get a real bargain: a 3 bed villa in the country, maybe a little guest ‘casita’, a pool, great views, and near the coast – for 100,000 Euros!

Unfortunately such properties are rare to find, if they ever existed, and the reality is that whilst property is far cheaper than in central and Northern Europe, it is still Europe and you get value for money, but not that cheap!

But it is still possible to find a bargain and if you have imagination, determination and vision, things are possible! Take Tracey and Alan. Currently living on the other side of the world and aiming to save around 30,000 Euros per annum for each property they buy here, they have just placed a deposit on a small village house requiring some work at the top of the beautiful village of Canillas de Aceituno. The day I showed them the house for the second time, the local builder I had called in, to quote on the work they wanted to do in the house, invited us to try this year’s local wine, made by himself. We sipped the delicious wine at the top of the village, looking

out over the sunset, the twinkling lights of the villages below, with the clearest view of the African mountains across the sea that I have ever seen from the village. It was magical!

And magic is what this couple have set out to achieve on a low budget. Over time they hope to have a small portfolio of similar properties: little village houses to let to couples looking to ‘get away’ for a few days and ‘de-stress’, each house exquisitely decorated and furnished, and each with an intimate roof terrace with a Jacuzzi spa to enjoy the magic of the location. One place per year, and they will have themselves, I have no doubt, a sparkling little business and a smart investment for their future.

Wishing Tracey and Alan the very best of luck on their new project : punters – please form an orderly queue to book one of their cottages!

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Christmas From Around The World Global Christmas facts..

Christmas, Arizona and in Florida.

Ukraine: An artificial spider and web in Christmas decorations These are often included in the decorations on Ukrainian Christmas trees. A spider web found on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck. (Because it kills flies in Champagne!).

Venezuela: In Caracas, the capital, it is customary for the streets to be blocked off on Christmas Eve so that the people can roller-skate to church.

A traditional Christmas bread called 'kolach' is placed in the centre of the dining table. This bread is braided into a ring, and three such rings are placed one on top of the other with a candle in the middle of the top one. The three rings symbolize the Christian Holy Trinity.

Canada: Father Christmas has his own personal postcode It is the alphanumeric number: H0H 0H0.

(Ho-Ho-Ho) In this way people who write to Santa know that their letter will arrive safely. It has been his personal code since 1982. This address receives some 1 million letters from all over the world each year. Apparently, each letter received will be answered in the same language in which it is written, which, on its own must be a mammoth task.

New zealand: Santa's address In New Zealand Santa’s address is Santa's Workshop The North Pole 0001.

Australia: Santa can be contacted at Santa Claus, North Pole 9999 and last year he received some 90,000 letters.

USA: Towns in the United States with Christmassy names are: Santa Claus, Arizona and Indiana; Noel, Missouri and

UK: It is a British Christmas tradition that a wish made while mixing the Christmas pudding will come true only if the ingredients are stirred in a clockwise direction and each family member has a stir of the mix.

Furthermore, a traditional Christmas dinner in medieval England was the head of a pig prepared with mustard.

Norway: on Christmas Eve all the brooms in the house are hidden because long ago it was believed that witches and mischievous spirits came out on Christmas Eve and would steal their brooms for riding.

Syria: Christmas gifts are distributed by one of the Wise Men's camels.

Japan: Sending red Christmas cards to anyone in Japan constitutes bad etiquette, since funeral notices there are customarily printed in red.

Syria: Christmas gifts are distributed by one of the Wise Men's camels.

Korea: Young ladies skating in Mother Claus costumes in Yongin, Gyeonggi Province, South Korea: Aren't they lucky to have ice or snow. Incidentally, South Korea is the only East Asian country to recognise Christmas with a national holiday.

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Fund Raising Appeal Dear readers, at this wonderful time of the year, please read further and dig deep to help a family that are regular visitors to these shores and are in need of your help. The Ed...

Our 10 year old son Ben was born by emergency caesarian because his umbilical cord was wrapped tightly round his neck in the womb. This caused a certain degree of brain damage resulting in severe learning and social difficulties. He has the chronological age of 5 years and will not be attending mainstream school after primary level which is so sad. The poor lad has short term memory loss so remembering things he has learnt is fulitile. At 10 years old he still cannot read and write or even remember how to tie his shoe laces. There is however, a treatment available to repair his brain damage similar to the treatment for Cerebral Palsy but it's only available in certain countries like Switzerland and it's also expensive. Please help us to raise the funds to take our son for this treatment so he can have a more normal and fulfilling life. www.gofundme.com/y63bj-stem-cell-therapy-for-ben/donate

He was unfortunately also born with a rare and dangerous genetic condition called Congenital Central Hypoventilation Syndrome (CCHS) where he stops breathing the minute he falls asleep. This could have also been a cause of some brain damage before he was diagnosed. Please follow the links for more info; http://www.cchsuk.org There is no cure for that problem and he will suffer with it all his life but with Stem Cell Therapy he could definitely have a better life by repairing the damage caused to his brain.

Feel blessed if your children are healthy and thank you for taking the time to read this.

Love, Justin & Jana x http://www.cchsuk.org http://www.startstemcells.com/autismtreatment-therapy.html

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La Vaqueria So, it´s finally upon us... Christmas, and may I take this opportunity to wish all of you a great one from all of us here at La Vaqueria, arty cafe in Benamargosa. We have a month packed with lots of events including the Holistic Market with it´s unique artesan stalls just perfect for gifts and stocking fillers as well as lots of hand made bits and pieces in the shop.

Whilst the sun shines the garden is still a lovely place to sit out and our lunch menu offers something a little bit out of the ordinary and on shady days the log burner is roaring and the hot home made soup is flowing! The vegetable garden is looking a bit tidier again with last seasons stragely crops being replaced with shiny new seedlings and even the mosaics are growing!!! I find the weather at this time of year just right for this kind of work outside so the stone path is growing (slowly!) and the mosaic covered wall is progressing again.

We have an exciting line up this month for our Sunday Live Music Buffets culminating in The Last Buffet on Sunday 17th Dec which will be an open mic session where we are inviting all

of the musicians who have played here throughout the year to come and join in. We also have our regular flamenco spot and Jazzyjools & Co will be playing so something for everyone to get us into the spirit of the party season.

For an extra special gift why not come to the mosaic workshop and make a present or you could buy a voucher for a class in the New Year. And last but in no ways least.. LA VAQUERIA CHRISTMAS DO...a 6 course meal, all home made of course in a very festive setting just perfect for an evening out with friends, workmates etc before the family get together on the big day. Please contact us for your reservation and above all have a lovely festive season.

See more details and contact numbers on our main advert below and do remember that we close for all of January. Enjoy x

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Where’s Waldo?

Where’s Waldo

Last month’s answer on page 116

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!

Come and meet or speak to our bilingual team;

Jacqueline Combe - Managing Director, Natalie Combe - Accounts department, Barbara Vizcaino O´Hara - Administration & Insurance, Juan Pedro Jimenez del Dedo - Solicitor.

Opening hours: 09.00 to 14.00

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Dining Out: Experiencing Ametsa London has many different areas of interest, whether history, architecture, royalty, pageantry, museums or galleries, outdoor pursuits and more, including sports, are a passion. If arts and entertainment are a favourite, then numerous world-class venues and theatres will not disappoint. With a lot of Georgian architecture, the Belgravia district is within a few minutes walk of Buckingham Palace, Hyde Park, Green Park, St. James’s Park and Knightsbridge (Harrods), for example.

presentations, for all dishes. The Spanish influences continue on to desserts, with Chocolate Emeralds and Anise ‘Flysch’, for example, or, indeed, a selection of Cheeses from Spain.

Como the Halkin, 5* luxury hotel has a Michelin-starred restaurant. The Ametsa restaurant is immaculate, having pristine table settings, with crisp, white linen. Hanging from the ceiling are 7,000 spice-filled glass receptacles – very impressive! The Michelin-starred restaurant, Ametsa with Arzak Instruction, opened in 2013 and is very popular with local clientele (always a good sign), plus visitors and tourists.

inspirations-all with sparkling wine, of course, if you wish.

Aperitivos and starters include Empanadilla de Langostino, Scallops and Hemp Seeds, plus Egg in the Leaf, amongst an excellent array, for commencement. Succulent main course choices can have Carrilleras de Cerdo en su Tinta (Pork Cheek in Black Sauce) and Bacalao Pintando con Garbanzos (Cod with Chic(k) Painting). Regularly selected, by many diners, the infusions of flavours are really remarkable. Head Chef Ruben Briones, plus the brigade of very talented chefs ensure perfection, with high-quality cuisine and

Wines to accompany all cuisine are available, with Oloroso Monteagudo, Xestal and Arima Late Harvest Txakoli, being amongst a good number, for pairings. The Basque/Mediterranean –inspired afternoon tea is a further, popular delight and includes savoury tapas, plus delightful sweet

Ametsa Restaurant Manager, Ednor Pronjaj, has an extremely good knowledge about wines and will offer advice on cuisine and wine pairings, if required. Ednor makes certain that the restaurant service runs smoothly and all diners have a most memorable occasion. All dietary requirements can be catered for and parties, events, occasions, accommodated. Gifts cards are available – maybe surprise a ‘special someone’ whilst visiting the UK this Christmas.

Como the Halkin Halkin Street, London SW1X 7DJ Tel: 44 (0) 20 7333 1234 Email:ametsa.thehalkin@comohotels.com www.comohotels.com/thehalkin

As always Enjoy!

By Trevor Langley

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What´s on in your area?

POCAPECUNIA, the Charity shop in aid of the Love A Child Foundation, has reformed the shop and is twice as big. We are still always in need of clothes, household items, paperbacks, CD's and DVD's.

Open: Mon-Sat from 10am to 1.30pm. C/Bella Vista 6 in Nerja (between Parador & Hotel Villa Flamenca).

Volunteers needed. The Costa Animal Society needs your help, particularly with their efforts at the Sunday car boot markets in Nerja and Almuñecar. If you have some time, and especially if you own a 4x4 or other large vehicle, your assistance in transporting and selling goods on a Sunday morning would be much appreciated as both these markets help raise much needed funds to care for rescued animals. If you can assist CAS in any way call Wendy: 660271984 or Vera: 680 315880.

SEEKING CHARITIES - People helping People Do you know of any SPANISH Charities (O.N.G) who help people and are seeking funding? The American International Club is currently seeking Spanish Organisations who are seeking assistance. The organisation will be presenting a donation at the Dia de Residente event this April in Nerja. If you are aware of an organisation that assists Spanish people, please send an email with contact information to nerjaclub@yahoo.com

Date Diasr For y

BAR ATILA Every Tuesday Bar Atila, Puente don

Manuel, Quiz 8.30pm. Call to reserve a table 663 393 987

Quiz Night Every Thursday Evening Bar Viva, C/Dr Maranon, Torre del Mar. Quiz night with a difference. From 8.30pm. Hosted by yours truely, Tony of The Sentinella. Come on down for a great evenings entertainment. Call to reserve your table 952544362 Every 2nd Wednesday in the month AAR monthly quiz at La Tasca. 3pm start. Opposite the police station, Torre del Mar. Call Shelia for details 640 328 051 Argentine Tango classes in Torrox: Wed 5pm 6pm Salón Pilates con Lorena Calle Deire, edificio fantasia, sótano 2 derecha, Torrox pueblo Mario Correa 649 59 55 94 mac1710@gmail.com Furniture shop in Torre del Mar is looking for volunteers who have a free morning or afternoon every week to help us to sell second hand furniture and attend to customers in the new store. Would you like to help us? Contact the Volunteer Department now: 952564910/671048304 voluntariado@cudeca.org

The American International Club is a social club open to all nationalities which spans the area from Almunecar to Torrox and beyond. Activities include tapas runs, monthly excursions, petanque, coffee mornings, dinners and walks. The Club raises funds for Spanish charities and each year makes a significant donation to a local organisation as a way of saying "thank you" to our host nation. Our motto is "If it isn't fun, we don't do it". To join in the fun email: nerjaclub@yahoo.com http://www.americaninternationalclub.com

Martin Urban from Astria has become the new Chairman of 41 Club Nerja (Ex Round Tablers).

We have had a talk on walks around Frigiliana, an evening with a horse whisperer. a boat trip around the bay at Caleta & 3 Munch Bunches. Our Club has 47 members from 10 different Counrties and is truly International. We meet twice a month. On the first Thurs we take our ladies out for our Munch Bunch where we visit different restaurants for a Menu del Dia. On the third Thurs we have our 'Normal' meeting. To become a member ring Alfie on 626998626

Los Romanes Royal British Legion. Los Romanes branch has two venues. We meet weekly on a Tuesday at 12 midday at Bar Atila, Puente Don Manuel and on a Wednesday at 12 midday at Bar La Vega, Torre del Mar. Our friendly group get together not only to raise funds for and support the Royal British Legion in Spain, but also meet to be with friends and have some fun, including quizzes, bingo, monthly lunches etc. We always welcome new members (you don’t have to be ex-military) – so come along to make some new friends at one of our meetings or contact Joyce on 692 551 385 for more information.

The Nerja Philosophical Group We are having a discussion on the always topical subject of "Eternal Life" as well as some seasonal food and drink to keep the tongues active. Two of our members are leading the discussion from somewhat opposing viewpoints and I am sure just about everyone present will have an opinion to express. That is what we are all about! The meeting is at 11.30 on the 18th of December in the Social Salon in Capistrano Village, Nerja. All are welcome. Further information from Tom Bryson on 699170931.

Every Tuesday Country Farmers Market between 10am and 1.30pm. Los Jardines del Trapiche Call: Anita 627 877 164

Competa Christmas Market Saturday 9th December, Plaza Almijara (by the Church) 10am - 2pm.

WHAT’S ON!!!

Axarquia Fiestas & Events in December

Christmas Lights Malaga 2016

1st December ENCUENTRO PROVINCIAL DE MAYORES EN EL DEPORTE Torrox 2nd December CERTAMEN DE PASTORALES DE BENAQUE - Macharaviaya 4th - 6th December ENCUENTRO DE TRES CULTURAS - Almáchar 5th - 8th December MERCADO DE NAVIDAD - Torrox 6th - 8th December FERIA DE VALLE NIZA 12th December ENCUENTRO DE PASTORALES DE NAVIDAD EN EL VALDéS Moclinejo 13th December FIESTA DEL MOSTO Y LA CHACINA - Colmenar 14th December ENCUENTRO DE PASTORALES DE NAVIDAD - Moclinejo

15th December NAVIDAD - Colmenar 18th December DíA DE LAS MIGAS DE TORROX Torrox 18th December CONCURSO DE MASCOTAS Rincon de la Victoria 20th December RUTA DE TAPA - Alfarnate 23rd December FESTIVAL FLAMENCO JUAN BREVA - Vélez - Málaga 27th & 28th December BELéN VIVIENTE DE ALMAYATE - Almayate 27th & 28th December ENCUENTRO DE PASTORALES Almáchar 28th December I ENCUENTRO PROVINCIAL DE CORALES EN MACHARAVIAYA 31st December FIESTA FIN DE AñO - Alcaucín, Sedella, Frigiliana, Nerja

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The Trapiche Social Club meets every Wed from 12noon to 2pm at the Trapiche Restaurant (on the Velez to Vinuela Road) All are welcome to come and meet friends and make new friends. Pop in and see, a warm welcome awaits.

Call: 680764130 Move It To Music! A gentle, informal and fun dance fitness class held on Saturdays, 11-12 noon, annually from mid October to Easter, Time Sport Gym - Avda de Pescia 21, Nerja. For more info: 675 846 217/moveittomusic@yahoo.co.uk Short Mat Bowls The Nerja Short Mat Bowls Club is now operating in the hotel Jimesol, C/ Chaparil, Nerja on Monday and Thursday afternoons from 1.45pm to 4.15pm. New members welcome.

Contact Marian on 952 523 754 or Malcolm on 952 520 579 for more details. www.shortmatbowlsnerja.com Golf: TOGS (Torrox Golf Society) If you would like a friendly but competitive game of golf each Sunday morning at Baviera, then why not join TOGS, possibly the friendliest Society on the Costa. Email: torroxgolfsociety@gmail.com or call Captain: George Clay on 643 139 023 Colmenar Social Club is a group of like-minded people, whose main aim is to promote frendship and assistance to all our members. We meet every Wednesday at around 12.30pm at the Arco Del Sol Hotel on the outskirts of Colmenar (A356 Vele Malaga to Casabermeja road Km9). We are lucky to have our meetings here, it is a great and versatile venue and the proprietors Antonio and Rosa are very supportive and helpful. We enjoy a variety of activities throughout the year: wine tasting, talks on various subjects from Lawyers, Estate Agents, Council Officials, Local Police, cooking demonstrations by our own chef member, car sharing days out to interesting venue’s, treasure hunts, special lunches at different restaurants, plant sales, homemade produce sales, many other activities and of course the popular quisses and games. Everyone, no matter what nationality, is made welcome, so why not come along one Wednesday and enjoy a few hours with us. For more information please contact Marjorie 952 037 556 or email Claire on dalecm19@gmail.com or visit our facebook page Colmenar Social Club to see our activities.

La Vaqueria Benamargosa Every Wednesday Mosaic workshop every 1st Saturday each month 30€. Wednesday weekly art class will be starting again in October. 11am - 1pm, 10€ includes refreshments and home made cake. 15€ per head,

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some materials included occaisionally. Yoga class every Friday 5.30pm - 7pm...for all levels. Every Friday from 8pm there is a theme night where every week different flavours from around the world are celebrated...always choices for special diets.

Phoenix Club We now meet every Tuesday between 12 and 2pm at Bar La Vega, Avenida Andalucia and is sandwiched between the small Mercadona Supermarket and the Repsol Garage on the way out of Torre towards Malaga. Call Gail 951 067 723 www.phoenixsocialclub.co.uk Do you like singing? Would you like to join a choir? We are inviting new singers to become members of the local, long-established choir, Coral Coraxalia under the leadership of Eusebio Pita.

Great, friendly atmosphere, all nationalities, good repertoire, performances and concerts, social events, possible touring, etc. Rehearsals Thursdays 17.30 – 20.00 in the Casa Cultura on the main A7205 road at Viñuela village. Plenty of free parking opposite. Come along to a rehearsal and hear us and decide if you’d like to join us! For more information call 669 682 139 English / 689 111 352 Spanish.

Scottish Country Dance Classes Every Tuesday evening from 7.15pm - 9pm at El Trapiche Restaurant, for all levels, with or without partners.

For further information please contact George Bain on 619 069 966 RBL - Nerja We enjoy regular lunches on the first Friday of each month at the Restaurant Nueva Arenas in La Herradura and on the third Thursday each month at the hotel Al Andalus, Maro.

To book for lunches, or to contact the branch for information, please contact our Secretary Vera Osborne, Tel: 952967200, Email: ozzybaldwin@yahoo.co.uk Every one is welcome and you don't have to be ex military to join. We are a friendly active branch who support a very worthwhile cause, So come along and join us" RBL - Benajarafe Branch Meet every Friday from 12.30-2.30pm, at the coastal, Puerto Niza restaurant, we enjoy bingo, quizzes, more entertainment & monthly outings, a superb lunch inc. drinks, & we welcome all new and existing RBL members. Tel: 603 879 308 www.britishlegion.org.uk/branches/benajarafe

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‘The 'Big Cats' We are a group of Jaguar enthusiasts living in Andalucia. We have a meeting each month for a meal and a good old chat about our cars. On occasions we organise something rather more special, Mystery Tours or Weekends Away. The Jaguar Enthusiasts' Club is the largest Jaguar Club in the world and was formed in 1984, by members of other Jaguar Clubs, for the enthusiast who not only used, but maintained or restored their SS, Jaguar or Daimler. Contact Philip Wray on 669 434 457 www.jec-spain.com JEC.CostaDelSol@gmail.com Join El Valle! El Valle is one of Axarquia’s most successful and longest running social clubs. We are based in the Lake Vinuela area, 10 km inland from Velez Malaga, and most members live fairly locally but we also welcome people from the coast and further afield. At our monthly meetings you can find out about our wide range of activities that range from the cultural and gastronomic to quizzes, games and films. We also organise days out and short trips away. Through its members El Valle has links to groups that enjoy a variety of pursuits including leisurely scenic walks, more energetic cross-country hash runs, photography, quad biking, drama, bird watching and dancing. So whatever your interests El Valle has something for you! We meet on the first Mon of each month (apart from Aug when we take a break!) at the Camping Bar, Lake Vinuela. Please visit www.campinglavinuela.es for directions.

Meetings start 7:30 but we start arriving from 7pm so come early and introduce yourself so that we can help you make the most of what El Valle has to offer. You can also meet us on Fri mornings from 11:30-12:30 at Meson Sara at the Puente don Manuel crossroads to join us, book an event or have a chat. www.el-valle-asociacion.com Trapiche Dance & Dine Group ‘T' Dance every Friday 11am until 1pm @ Restaurante El Trapiche.

Mixed programme of popular sequence dancing followed by tapas. New season starts September.

All welcome. Tel. 952 515 155 for more details.

The Nerja History Group is for anyone interested in Spanish History. We have monthly Talks & Trips between the months of October - April, Mixed nationalities, Talks delivered in English. All welcome. http://www.nerjahistorygroup.es/ or contact Christina Sinclair 687 602 057 or email nerjahistorygroup@yahoo.com The Nerja Players If you have an interest in theatre and the performing arts join this group who regularly perform rehearsed readings of plays and other material. The Nerja Players meet on the 1st &

3rd Tuesday of each month from October to April at 18.45 hours in the Bridge Club premises at the top of Calle Castilla Perez 1, Nerja (the large blue double doors). For further information please visit https://www.thenerjaplayers.com or follow us on Facebook @ The Nerja Players Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Torre del Mar. Avda. Moscatel 1”I”, (Jardines Viña Malága/Antigua Casa de la Viña), Torre del Mar, 29740. Opening hours Mon-Fri 10am - 1pm & 3pm - 6pm. Tel.952 543 334 E-mail: luxmundi@lux-mundi.org.

Web: www.lux-mundi.org December events and excursions. Fri Dec 1st –11am - 1pm. All proceeds for fundraising. Mon 4th - Half Orange “Bring and Share” Lunch. Time 1pm.

Tues 5th – Centre closed. Volunteers Lunch in Fuengirola. Tues 12th & 19th - Photography Group.Time 4pm Wed & Fri 6th & 8th - The Centre will be closed for Public Holidays. Tues thru Thurs Sat 16th – Ecumenical Christmas Carol Service.

Time 18.00.

Thurs 21st - Coach Excursion to Gibraltar. Ticket price 12€ available at the Centre. Proceeds for fund raising. Departure times Puente don Manuel (Bar Mis Tapitas) 6.45, Algarrobo (Lidl) 7.15, Caleta (Vets) 7.20 and Torre Del Mar (Bus Station) 7.30.

Depart Gibraltar15.30 approximately. PASSPORTS / I.D. REQUIRED. Fri 22nd - Coach Excursion to” La Mosca” Belen and Malaga Christmas Lights. Ticket price 10€ available at the Centre. Proceeds for fundraising.

Departures: Viñuela (Football pitch) 15.20, Algarrobo (Lidl) 15.45, Caleta (Vets) 15.50, Torre del Mar (Bus station) 16.00.

Mon 25th – The Centre will be closed for Public Holiday.

Tues 26th to Fri 29th - The Centre will be open from mornings only 10.00 to 13.00.

Friday December 29th – Coffee Morning “Special Lucky Grapes”. Ticket price 2.50€ available at the Centre. All proceeds to fundraising. Time 11.00 to 13.00.

For further information and bookings please contact the Centre, Torre del Mar Tel.952 543 334 E-mail: luxmundi@lux-mundi.org Please note you are unable to make bookings through the web site and sorry we cannot accept cards EL Capitan Tennis Club Torre Del Mar open to new members. Every Mon, Wed & Fri. For information Ring 675 391 967

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Bus Times Call: 952 540 936 Nerja-Malaga 06:30, 07:30, 08:30 08:55, 10:10, 11:10, 12:25, 13:40, 14:55, 15:55, 17:10, 18:40, 19:40, 20:25 Malaga-Nerja 07:00, 08:15, 09:15, 10:30, 11:45, 12:30, 13:00, 14:00, 15:15; 17:30; 18:45, 20:15, 20:45, 21:30 Expect to pay approx 2.90€ one way and 5.15€ round trip Nerja-Nerja Caves 08:10, 08:25, 09:40, 10:40, 11:50; 11:55, 12:35, 13:10, 13:35, 14:25, 15:25; 16:40; 18:10, 18:55, 19:30, 20:10 Nerja Caves-Nerja 08:45, 10:00, 11:00, 12:00, 12:15, 12:50, 13:30, 14:45. 15:45, 17:00 17:45; 18:30; 19:30; 20:15 Expect to pay approx 0.80€ one way Nerja-Torre see Nerja-Malaga times Torre-Nerja 07:45, 09:00, 09:15, 10:00, 11:00, 11:15; 11:45, 12:30, 13:15, 14:45, 16:00, 17:30, 18:15, 19:30, 21:00, 22:00.

Church services in English The Anglican Parish of Nerja & Almuñécar Services at Iglesia San Miguel (St Michael's Church), Nerja every Sunday at 12 noon and at Capilla de Nuestra Señora del Carmen (Fisherman's Chapel), Almuñécar every Sunday at 9.30 a.m. (except during August). There is also a short service of Holy Communion on Wednesdays at 9.30 a.m. in the Church Shop, Calle Málaga, Nerja. Priest in Charge: Father Nigel Thomas.

Tel: Church House 952 521 339 Church Shop 952 522 460.

Competa - Holy Communion every Sunday at 5.30pm in the Parish Church, Plaza Almijara, Cómpeta Tel: 952 219 396 Malaga - St. George´s Church in the Engish Cemetery. 11.00am Sundays Tel: 952 219 396 Velez-Malaga - Capilla De San Jose, Calle Linares 7, Velez-Malaga. Sundays 10.30.

Website stgeorgemalaga.org Tel 952 407 050 Anglican communion.

Torre del Mar - St Barnabas Church (IERE) Spanish episcopal services in English at

Local Police : 091 Guardia : 062 Fire : 080 11am, Morning Prayer 1st and 3rd Sundays.

Holy Communion 2nd and 4th Sundays. Tel. 952 030 461 (Priest). Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Avda Moscatel 1 "I", (Gardens of Viña Malaga/ Antigua Casa Del Viña).

Roman Catholic - Caleta de Velez - Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, change of venue from October 7th at the Parish Church of Nuestra Señora del Carmen, situated on the main street, Caleta de Velez. Time 5pm.

Sunday Anglican Church of St. Barnabas (IERE) 11am. Morning prayer 1st & 3rd Sundays, Holy Communion 2nd & 4th Sundays.

Torre del Mar Evangelical Church Torre del Mar Presbyterian Church (Evangelical) meets for worship each Sunday at 11.00am in Legends Bar, C/ Don Cipriano Maldonado Jiménez, Torre del Mar. Everyone welcome.

Email info@torredelmarchurch.es Web www.Torredelmarchurch.es La Caleta de Velez: Cornerstone International Church: meets on Sundays 11.30am and Wednesdays: 7pm for bible study. Calle Virgen del Mar 3 Tel.63454019 Evangelical Church - El Puente Christian Fellowship Sunday Worship - 11am. Midweek activities - Pilates - Mon 11am & Wed 1.30pm. Bridge club Tues 2.15pm - 6pm. AA Wed 7pm. Charity shop/books open Wed, Fri & Sat 10-1.30pm. Bible study Thurs 5-7pm.

We meet at El Puente Christian Fellowship premises situated underneath Maroma Inmobilaria, El Cruce de Puente don Manuel.

Phone: 952 115 220 or 952 518 185 Bank Hours Usually 8:30am-2pm except Sundays, Bank holidays and Fiestas. Please note, the majority of banks will not accept bills to be paid (ie: electric, phone, rates) after 11am.

Taxis Torre: 653 917 004, Nerja: 952 520 537 Velez Malaga: 653 917 004, Puente Don Manuel: 952 510 992 Mob: 616 034 636.

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Ambulance : 061 Water : 952 540 662 Electricity : 952 540 662 Tourist Information Nerja: 952 521 531 Torre del Mar: 952 541 104

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Weekly Market days Mondays: Torrox Costa Tuesdays: Nerja & Country Farmers Market, at Jardines del Trapiche on the road to Benamagosa.

Wednesdays; Rincon de la Victoria, Algarrobo Costa & Camping Vinuela Ctr.A356 KM30.

Thursdays: Velez Malaga & Torre del Mar & Frigilana Fridays: Puente don Manuel & Cala de Moral Saturdays: Caleta de Velez , Competa & Benajarafe, Algarrobo Costa, Opp Lidl (1st & 3rd Saturday each month) Sundays: Malaga Consulates UK Opposite the main bus station Edif, Eurocom Bloque Sur C/Mauricio Moro 2-2º- Malaga 902 109 256 or 913 342 194 Ireland Avda, de los Boliches, Nº15 Fuengirola 952 475 108 Germany C/Mauricio Moro 2, Malaga 952 363 591 Sweden 952 604 383 France 952 226 590 / 952 214 888 Belgium 952 559 159 Denmark 952 211 797 Luxembourg 952 857 197 Chemists www.bit.ly/dutychemists Telefonica

Airports Malaga 24-hour information 952 048 484 or 952 048 804 Granada 952 048 804 Airlines www.easyjet.com www.ryanair.com www.thompsonfly.com www.flymonarch.com www.flybe.com www.bmibaby.com Shops 10am - 2pm - 5pm - 8:30pm (generally) The municipal market (fruit and veg) and the weekly markets are only open mornings.

Water Supplies Velez Malaga: 952 506 450 Nerja: 952 520 154 Malaga: 952 135 013 Railway Stations Malaga: 952 360 202 Granada: 958 271 272 Town Halls Torre and Velez: 952 500 100 Torrox: 952 538 200 Nerja: 952 548 400 Competa: 952 516 006 Rincon: 952 402 300 Malaga: 952 135 000 Hospitals Nerja Ambulatorio: 952 523 131 Velez Malaga: 951 067 000 ITV Call: 902 702 727 www.itvcita.com - Open Mon - Fri 08.00am - 18.45pm, Sat: 08:00am 12.45pm

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) : a h a Jokes h Thanks to AP & MP for the following jokes I’ve been thinking of getting rid of my hoover, it’s only gathering dust ------------------------------------------------------------Seen on the news Aldi is closing 50 stores.

Damn that means like 3 cashiers are gonna be outta work!

------------------------------------------------------------I took my car to be washed by one of those young girls in her Bikini for charity.

I enjoyed watching her wash the car but was a little bit upset she didn't wax.

But the good thing was that her Bikini bottoms hid most of the hair ------------------------------------------------------------My campaign for legalising weed is going well, I have placed posters everywhere, I call it Propaganja ------------------------------------------------------------Chatting up a really hot bird down our local midlands pub, I asked her what really, really turns her on.

She responded, "four ply."

I thought I was impressing her with my knowledge of timbers but she stormed off in a huff! I just can't understand women, strange aren't they!

------------------------------------------------------------At breakfast this morning, my wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with Twitter.

I almost choked on my #Brown ------------------------------------------------------------Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin.

On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was very nervous. Her mother reassured her; "Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you. Meanwhile, I"ll be making pasta."

So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest.

Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."

"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother, "all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs.

He'll take good care of you."

So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother.

"Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he"s got hairy legs!"

"Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs.

Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you."

So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs.

"Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"

Her Mama said, "Stay here and stir the pasta."

------------------------------------------------------------2 dyslexic skiers stood at top of a mountain.

One says"I’m gonna zag zig down now" The other says"It’s not zag zig it’s zig zag" They argue for a while then one says "Let’s ski down and ask that bloke down there.

They reach him "Excuse me mate is it zig zag down the mountain or zag zig?"

He answers "Don’t ask me I’m a tobogganist" Oh they say "Well give us 10 Bensons and a box of matches then!!

------------------------------------------------------------My Granddad knew from the beginning that the Titanic would sink. He warned everyone but no one would listen. He tried a few more times until he finally got kicked out of the cinema!

------------------------------------------------------------All my vegan mates say I make the best vegetarian burgers. Mainly in part of my secret ingredient.

I use all natural grass fed beef ------------------------------------------------------------“Welcome back to Plastic Surgery Anonymous, I see a lot of new faces today” ------------------------------------------------------------Apparently they're making a remake of the Never Ending Story. It starts with a Man asking a Woman how her day was...

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Jokes h a ha :) It's that day again when people come up to me with their scary faces and frightening clothes with their hands held out wanting money.

I f***** hate my job at the Benefit’s office ------------------------------------------------------------I was in Toys R Us today when I noticed a really long queue. I asked a member of staff, "What's happening there mate?" He said, "That's the Barbie queue." Then like an idiot, I stood in it for fourty five minutes trying to get a burger ------------------------------------------------------------The bouncers at my local nightclub call me Macaulay Culkin, because I always go home alone ------------------------------------------------------------When I was growing up plastic surgery was a bit of a taboo subject, these days if you mention botox no one raises an eyebrow ------------------------------------------------------------Just bought a 'low energy light bulb' at B&Q. Assistant asked "Will you be putting this up yourself?"

I said “No - It’s going in the lounge you pervert” ------------------------------------------------------------“Oi! Warden!” I called from my prison cell, “It’s feezing in here” “Alright” came the reply “I’ll put another bar on!”

------------------------------------------------------------I walked into PC World and went straight to a computer. I checked my emails, did some online shopping, and finally logged into Facebook.

After half an hour, a salesman approached me. "Can I help you, sir?" he asked.

"No thanks," I replied, "I'm just browsing."

------------------------------------------------------------My wife called me as I was sat in the pub last night.

"I've cooked dinner," she screamed, "And if you're not home within 20 minutes I'm going to feed it to the dog."

"Woooah! That's bang out of order!" I said, "It's not his fault."

------------------------------------------------------------Paddy: “Hey Murphy, I heard you was arrested for annoying your neighbours by playing endless Englebert Humperdink songs, what happened?”

Murphy: “Police released me....let me go” ------------------------------------------------------------Police say that a man who held staff hostage at a bowling alley, could strike again!!

------------------------------------------------------------A young lad knocked on my door last Halloween and said, "Trick or Treat?" I said, "What have you come as?" He said, "A werewolf." I said, "but you haven't got a costume on, you're just in normal clothes." He said, "Well it's not a full moon yet is it, dickhead."

------------------------------------------------------------“I hear your wife is leaving you because of your obsession with Kylie Minogue” “I should be so lucky” ------------------------------------------------------------Why don't they accept Oyster cards in Shell garages?

------------------------------------------------------------They say that 40 is the new 30, try telling that to a f****** speed camera

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(Band Aid - 1984) 2. Mary’s Boy Child (Bony M - 1978) 3. Last Christmas (Wham - 1984) 4. Merry Christmas Everybody (Slade - 1973)

2. EastEnders 2007, BBC1 - 13.9m viewers 3. Doctor Who: Voyage of the Damned 2007, BBC1 - 12.2m viewers 4. Doctor Who: The Next Doctor 2008, BBC1 - 11.7m viewers 5. EastEnders 2011, BBC1 - 11.6m viewers 6. EastEnders 2008, BBC1 - 11.5m viewers 7. The Vicar of Dibley 2006, BBC1 - 11.4m viewers 8. EastEnders 2010, BBC1 - 11.4m viewers 9. EastEnders 2009, BBC1 - 10.9m viewers 10. EastEnders 2006, BBC1 - 10.7m viewers

5. Mary’s Boy Child (Harry Belafonte - 1987) 6. Do they know it’s Christmas?

(Band Aid 20 - 2004) 7. White Christmas (Big Cosby - 1942) 8. Fairytale of New York (The Pogues - 1987) 9. The Millenium Prayer (Cliff Richard - 1999) 10. When a Child is Born (Johnny Mathis - 1976)

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by Juanita Banana of www.AbsoluteAxarquia.com ARIES: March 21-April 20 Try to put past disagreements aside for the holiday season. Family get-togethers can be stressful but remember that you are making future memories for those closest to you. Keep your cool and put on a smile, after all this is a season of harmony and peace!

TAURUS: April 21-May 21 Your intuition is your best friend and your best weapon so listen to it especially during the first three days of December! There may be an extra special surprise awaiting you on Christmas day when you realise your good deeds have not been overlooked GEMINI: May 22-June 21 All the trials of the past year seem to melt away this month, Gemini. Enjoy the fun and festivities of the holiday season as December brings you a brighter outlook to lift your spirits

you’ll be feeling relaxed and ready for some warm cuddly romance LIBRA: September 23 - October 22 Only you can be “naughty” and “nice” at the same time Libra. Your wit and charm will delight everyone from family and friends to colleagues this holiday season. Enjoy the season and make merry all the way up to New Year SCORPIO: October 23 - November 21 A natural born Scrooge, you’ll have some “bah-humbug” moments earlier in the month but you’ll get over it by the time the 25th comes around. Spread the joy of the season and brighten those around you with the glow of the holiday spirit!

SAGITTARIUS: November 22 December 21 Balance your holiday merriment carefully this month, there’s time enough to do everything you plan with no need to rush around. Take time to enjoy each moment of this holiday season with those closest to you

CANCER: June 22-July 22 You’re in for a pretty spectacular start to your month with boundless high energy.

2017 may be ending but your life feels full of new beginnings. Whether you’re planning a career change or a big geographic move or shift in relationship status, you’re on the right track

CAPRICORN: December 22 - January 20 You’re feeling fabulous and ahead of the holiday madness this year, Capricorn, leaving plenty of time to relax and enjoy the season with friends and loved ones. Don’t over-plan, but the 30th is an excellent day to make a list of achievable New Year’s resolutions

LEO: July 23-August 23 Accept invitations to parties, parties, and more parties! Enjoy a holiday filled with merriment and good cheer, Leo! Everyone loves a lively guest and you’re just the one to brighten up everyone’s holiday spirits

AQUARIUS: January 21 - February 19 When it comes to holiday organising, you’re the best! Others will look to you to lead the way as the month gets holiday-hectic.

You’re a “Santa” in disguise so be prepared to take the reins and lead everyone smoothly into the New Year!

VIRGO: August 24-September 22 The better organised you can get at the beginning of the month, the better prepared you’ll feel for the onslaught of the holidays, with all their fun, stress, joy and disorder. By the second week of December,

PISCES: February 20 - March 20 In the spirit of giving, you can put Santa to shame but remember to watch your wallet as the holiday grows nearer or you might put finances in jeopardy - keep your gifts simple and sentimental for a happier holiday season

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CCTV wPerfect Alarm S.L High quality security systems including CCTV and Alarms. We speak English and German. Call: Mr. Martin on 608 517 661

CHIROPODISTS wRegisitered Chiropodist/Podiatrist offering a complete footcare service in the comfort of your own home. 25yrs exp NHS & private. Call: 636 866 715

CLINICS wAnalysis Clinic, Haematology, Coagulation (Contro of Warfarin), Biochemistry, Inmunology,Hormone, Bacteriology, Parasitology, Special analysis. Home visits for blood tests. Antonio Armijo Navas, Specialist in Clinical Analysis. Urb. Costa del Oro, Local-4. Torrox Costa, Phone: 952 53 23 93

COMPUTERS wDavid Fenton: Computer Help Specialist.

Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer since 2000.

House calls, remote assistance or bring it to me. Help and impartial advice with all types of technology.

Tel 952 549 607, Mob 654 899 976

COUNSELLING wKestrel Counselling. Professional, confidential, qualified counselling service. Face 2 Face, skype or online. Experienced with all age groups including children. www.kestrelcounselling.com Email: kestrelcounselling@gmail.com Tel: 951 904 671.

DENTISTRY wClinica Europa Centro internacional, Blq. 86, Torrox Costa. Call: 952 53 09 08 Email: clinicaeuropatorroxcosta@gmail.com British dentist, 24hrs response Call: 648 203 157 wDentadanes s.c Dental Clinic Offering Danish, top quality dental care at Spanish prices. Est. since 1991.

We speak English, Danish, German, Spanish and Italian. Tel: 952 529 666 Mon-Fri 10-5pm www.dentadanes.com wGrupo Dental Clinics Calle Enrique Van Dulkan, 21, Velez Malaga Tel: 952 54 95 95 www.grupodentalclinics.com

DOORS & WINDOWS UPVC Ventanas Arconplan - VEKA profile windows, doors and glass curtains. A reputable, fully registered company with over 15 years experience. Visit our showroom opposite El Corte Ingles, C/Santa Fabiola no 24 Local 1, 29651 Mijas Costa, Malaga.

Call: 952 667 559 / 634 04 30 92

DRAIN CLEARANCE wWayne’s Drains & Plumbing Est.1999. 24 Hour call out. Tel/Fax: 952 539 425. 24 Hour Service: 634 275 030 / 657 862 628 wAt Your Service Plumbing, Electrical, Prop. Maintenance Torre del Mar/Puente don Manuel area. Ex. Corgi reg. with over 35 years experience. Tel: 951 066 064 / 692 330 420 Email: casaflores45@yahoo.es

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EST AGENTS/PROPERTY RENTALS

wDrain & Leak Solutions Your underground plumbers!High pressure water jetting, Drain tracing CCTV, Septic tank problems & installationsm, baths, sinks & toilets unblocked, leak detection & repairs.

Fully qualified and fully legal. No call out fee!!

Tel: 951 310 111 / 651 111 005 www.drain&leak.com

wSpanish Management Vinuela (next to the Farmacia) 666 135 516 or 691 341 268 Web: www.spanishmanagement.com Email: officespanishmanagement@yahoo.co.uk

wBlokbuster - High pressure drain cleaning. 24 hours a day. Drain maintenance & repairs, high pressure pool cleaning, driveways & patios. NO CALL OUT CHARGES Call: 666 299 021 Facebook: blokbusters drain cleaning Email: blokbusterdrainage@gmail.com

ELECTRICIANS wSparkinspain - Electrical installations & maintenance. Local from Nerja to Velez-Malaga & inland to Competa and Frigiliana. Call Colin 951 242 449 or Mob 666 707 297 / sparkinspain@rocketmail.com Web: www.english-electrician-nerja.com

EROSION PROBLEMS wSuppliers of a sterile grass – Vetiver. Used for stopping erosion. With an incredibly strong vertical root system. Very cost effective. Visit www.vetiverspain.com for more information on the Vetiver Grass System. Call: 692 288 657 email: info@vetiverspain.com

ESTATE AGENTS wBuy A Home Spain Calle Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, Edificio Salares, 29740, Torre del Mar. (Opposite the bus station) Call: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414. Email: info@buyahomespain.com Website: www.buyahomespain.com wFleming Properties, Calle Dr. Fleming, 1, Nerja.

952 524 140 or 637 278 306/606 087 362, www.fleming-properties.com wAxarquia Properties S.L Established 2001. Office: 952 436 781 Lorraine: 609 436 537 Email: sa@axarquiaproperties.com www.axarquiaproperties.com Cta.Almeria 194, Benajarafe wCountry Properties 29754 Competa - Málaga Plaza Almijara, 21 & Avd. Constitución, 33 Tel.: +34 952 51 61 78 29770 Torrox - Málaga Calle Elisa Ortigosa, 7 Tel.: +34 952 53 91 25 29740 Torre del Mar Málaga Avda. Andalucia, 32B Tel.: +34 952 54 18 86 / 654 693 680 www.countryproperties.net sales@countryproperties.net wSkandiaMaklarna is your quality estate agency in Nerja. NEW ADDRESS: C/ Castillo Perez 21 Nerja.

Tel: 951 331 699 or mobile: 693 804 044 Email: nerja@skandimaklarna.se www.skandiamaklarna.se/nerja

wZalia properties, long established sales rental agents, Lake Viñuela area. Car hire, Pool, Villa cleans etc. El Cruce de Periana 4, Edf. Alzabel, Semisotano 2, Alcaucin www.zaliaproperties.net 952 519 718 / 663 093 782, 696 206 158

FASHION ACCESSORIES wHeaven for Fashion, Fashion jewellery and accessories at affordable prices www.heavenforfashion.com - use code SENT12 for a discount of 15% with your first purchase.

FURNITURE wCudeca Hospice Charity Shop – Torre del Mar C/ Infante 21 – Edf. Jamaica Bajo Tel: 663 083 273 MonSat 10.00 – 13.30 / Mon- Fri 17:00 – 20.00. Nerja C/ Almirante Carranza 15 Tel: 663 083 503 Mon-Sat 10.00 – 13.30 www.cudeca.org wProps & Vintage (P&V) Vintage and retro furniture and accessories for sale or hire. Visit our facebook page for details: propsandvintagespain / Website: www.propsandvintage.com Email: propsandvintagespain@hotmail.com Tel: 657 424 933 / 646 482 942

GARDEN CENTRES wCosta Torrox Garden Centre for all your gardening requirements. Plants, Fruit Trees, CeramicsBonsai Trees, Compost,Pest Control, Flowerpots, Garden Sundries and much much more! Open Mon Sat 9am -2pm and 4pm - 7pm and on Sunday 10am - 2pm. On the road to Torrox beside Lidl. Find them on facebook: /costatorrox or visit their website: www.costatorrox.es

GARDENING wMaintenance of Gardens and Swimming Pools. English, German and Spanish speaking 25 year old. David: 656 775 928 wRed Palm Beetles, Wasps, Ants, Woodlice, Mice, Rats and all pests. Processionary Moths. Call us for treatment and disposal of these garden problems. Tel: 634 431 099 wSuppliers of a sterile grass – Vetiver. Used for stopping erosion. With an incredibly strong vertical root system. Very cost effective. Visit www.vetiverspain.com for more information on the Vetiver Grass System. Call: 692 288 657 info@vetiverspain.com

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INSURANCE

wWeight Control - Herbalife Independent Distributor, Bea Savory, 95 253 4795 beasav24@gmail.com (business opportunity also available):

wGPS Insurance Services - For all your Insurance needs (Personal & Business) Check out our easy to navigate website to request quotes www.gpsinsuranceservices.com email: admin@gpsinsuranceservices.com Tel/Whatsapp: 722 708 615

HEALTH SHOPS wRincón Natural Nerja: natural remedies, organic food, superfoods, natural skincare products, spelt husk pillows, essential oils, incense & feng shui crystals. Alternative therapies: personalised weight control coaching, naturopath consultance, craneosacral therapy, massage, Reiki etc. C/ Carretera 1, in front of Supersol, Nerja. Tel. 952 523 503 ONLINESHOP for Europe www.rinconnatural.com wHigh Grade Medical Cannabis Oils for sale - helps people with Cancer, Anxiety, Depression, Pain, Diabetes, Epilepsy, Fibromyalgia, Glaucoma.

Prices from €30/60ml 6%CBD. Magy's Garden Grow Av.Andalucia 106, Caleta de Velez Tel: 952 511 857 magysgardengrow@hotmail.com

HEATING wRedwell® – the leading brand in Infrared Heating Systems. White panels and designs like mirrors, pictures, glass etc. Low consumption, low running time due to partial storage material inside.

Prevents damp. Contact/showroom: Avda. El Faro, Bl. 75, bajo 9, Torrox Costa, call 952 539 742, sscharler@gmx.de, www.redwell.com

HORSE RIDING wCasa El Cielo-Horse Riding Half or full day rides Malaga. A unique horse riding experience with Andalusian horses between the olive and almonds trees of the natural reserve of the Montes de Malaga. Call: 622 897 450 horses@casa-elcielo.es www.casa-elcielo.es/caballos

HOUSE CLEARANCES wCash paid. For House and Garage Clearance. Best prices. Get quote. All items considered.

Contact Ernie or Martin 616 812 765 / 690 854 154

HYPNOTHERAPY & NLP wMarion Dias BSc (Honours) Clinical Hypnosis and trainer NLP & Hypnosis. Help with Anxiety, Depression, Phobia, Stop smoking, self-confidence IBS, Public speaking as well as one day workshops for stop smoking, and self-healing, in NERJA. E-mail: marion@hypno-therapeutiques.co.uk.

INTERNET SERVICES wRiosat SL, Reliable internet services in the campo. No telephone line required.Please call for details. 951 239 310 / 626 679 018 Email: info@riosat.com / Web: www.riosat.com wTechno-Vision, 3G, 4G, Fibre, ADSL -unlimited data, Pay As You Go service available.

Tel: (0034) 657 066 782 / UK: (0044) 7835 772 340 Web:www.techno-vision.es Email: info@techno-vision.es

INTERNET TELEVISION (IPTV) wIPTV television No frills just like the good old days but up to date TV service. info@iptvspain.es Tel: 951 390 567 wTechno-Vision, UK & Scandinavian IPTV packages with Catch Up, PAYG available. Tel: (0034) 657 066 782 / UK: (0044) 7835 772 340 Web: www.techno-vision.es info@techno-vision.es

KENNELS AND CATTERIES wThe Dog House While you are away on holiday or a weekend break, your dogs live in our house alongside our dog. Large play area, lots of country walks.

Pet collection/del. service. Vet services on call. Gourmet meals if required. 'Only the best for your pal'.Ring: Phil 649 079 321 Comares/Benamargosa.

Email:philipclayton_1@msn.com Ex cat & dog airlines.UK. Recommended. Refs available. wResidencia Cantalobos The Pet Hotel in La Herradura, offers the highest standards of care for your pets. Call Now - Tel: +34 603 739 886 www.residenciacantalobos.com wHome From Home Dog Boarding at my 10,000m2 finca in Riogordo. No kennels just lots of excercise, fun and cuddles. Also Pet paw casting and bespoke animal sculptures in cement. Call: 678 189 019 or e-mail: riogordo@mail.com www.homefromhome.weebly.com.

KITCHENS wSun Kitchens, 15 years experience in Kitchens, Doors, Bathroom Units, Shower Screens, Synthetic Flooring & Wardrobes. Cipriando Maldonado 13, Torre del Mar. Tel: 653 63 46 33 / 622 10 13 10 www.sunkitchens.es Email: info@sunkitchens.es

LAUNDERETTES Bubbles Launderette Calle Manuel Marin 1, Nerja. open 9am - 5pm Mon - Fri, 9am - 1pm Sat for all your laundry needs. Offering a free collection & delivery service for the nerja area. Call now on 665539256

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LAWYERS

OPTICIANS wHeiko by Heiko, Avda Andalucia 119, Torre del Mar 952 967 923

PAINTING wNo Need to Paint Does your property need painting? Interior or exterior. Call now for a brochure: 640 519 482 or 952 594 425 Email: jabe@noneedtopaint.com

wCS Abogados , Spanish solicitors, English Spoken, Torrox Costa, Urb. Costa del Oro local 8, (in front of Mercadona). Torre del Mar, Calle Rioja, 69, Edificio Salares, local A. (Near the Bus Station). Free initial consultation, 952 967 004 Email: info@cslawyers.es www.cslawyers.es wAxarquia Solicitors 15 years helping expats and non-residents –Offices in Nerja & Velez-Málaga. 952 901 225 mail@axarquiasolicitors.com or ring Melanie Elst on 685589802 for a free no obligation appointment

wParagliding gift vouchers. Give a dream to your loved ones or fulfill your dream. Fly with an instructor with 30 years of experience without risk over some incredible landscapes in the mountains and the sea, landing gently in front of the beach bar. www.parapentegranada.info

wDe Cotta Law Spanish and English Lawyers, specialising in Business Law, Debt Recovery, Company Start-ups and more. Multilingual. Calle Diputacion 11, Nerja 952 527 014

wAndy Mann UK Corgi-registered Domestic Water and Gas services. All areas covered. Combi boiler technician. Emergency Breakdowns Tel: 633 875 588 Email: andymann_genesis@yahoo.co.uk

METALWORK wMetalwork made to measure - Gates, Doors, Rejas. M.O.T. welding and on-site repairs. All areas. Also building work. All work guaranteed. We support the Axarquia Animal Rescue Charity. Andy: 676 719 066 Email: sainbena@hotmail.com

wEnglish/Spanish Plumber Over 30 years experience, trained and qualified in England. All plumbing work undertaken. For a fast and reliable service call José on: 615 344 123 / 638 609 906 wPlumbing by Chris, repairs, replacement & reforms. Est. since 1982. Call Chris: 674 617 379. No call our fee!

MOBILITY PRODUCTS

POST BOX SERVICE - NERJA

wBlue Badge Mobility.S.L Hire & Sales of Mobility Scooters, Wheelchairs, Bathroom aids, Toilet Aids, Stair Lifts, Long term rentals, Best prices on the Costa. Quality Service. Contact Gary Or Sara 952967015 /635445279 www.bluebadgemobility.com

wWe can receive all your mail for just 95€ per year (80€ subsequent years) Incl. Letters and Parcels.

Easy parking, open 10.00-14.00 Monday to Friday.

Call Helen: 655 663 572

MOSQUITO/FLY SCREENS wWorking on the Costa 11 years. I will beat any genuine quote. Professional service. Call Steve: 653 303 698 wMosquito Screens made to measure & repairs.

Plus nets for your pets too with reinforced dog flap.

Call: 674 617 379. No call out fee!

MOTORCYCLE REPAIRS wRods motorcycles. Mobile motorcycle service and repairs. From scooters to superbikes. All makes and models. Factory trained technician. Contact 633 287 190.

Advertise here 30 euros - 3 months 40 euro - 6 months 60 euros - 1 year Call: 664 210 468

PARAGLIDING

PLUMBERS

PRINTER INK CARTRIDGES wInk Cartridges for all makes of Printers. Original or Compatible. Tuesdays: Jardines del Trapiche Market. or call for free delivery 627 242 977 email: sales@printerink.es

PROPERTY OFF PLAN wAlexia 2nd phase in Caleta de Velez, 112 apartments and penthouses, don’t miss out! Set in a privileged location, the best in Caleta. Call: 952 783 531 / 910 516 354 www.alexia.es

PROPERTY RENTALS wBuy A Home Spain C/ Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, Edificio Salares, 29740, Torre del Mar Call: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414. Email: info@buyahomespain.com Website: www.buyahomespain.com

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SECURITY

wTransportation to UK to Spain to UK. Whole van loads or single items. Good rates. Regular trips. Also local removals. Call Graham: 620 353 594 Email: vgcasacolor@gmail.com

wPERFECT Alarm S.L., Caleta de Velez. High quality security systems, like video surveillance, alarm systems, perimetric protection systems, home automation. Worldwide surveillance of your property. If requested, we are licensed to connect to a monitoring station. We speak English and German. Call Mr. Martin on 608 517 661

wTony Roam Removals UK to Spain to UK email: tonyroam@btconnect.com / www.euroam.co.uk ES 636 393 542 UK 07973 362 003

RENT A CAR

SOLICITORS

wRent a Car Estrella Rent Delivery and collection at Malaga airport or in your location. Automatic cars. Unlimited kilometers, full insurance, VAT and additional driver included. www.estrellarent.com estrellarentweb@gmail.com - 952 511 209

wDel Prado & Partners, specialists in many areas of Spanish Law. Call: 952 52 72 74 / 952 52 17 47 www.delpradoandpartners-es.com

RESTAURANTS wTaj Mahal (Torre del Mar) Avenida Andalucia,Bloque Jupiter, Pasaje Timon 2, Calle Timon, Torre del Mar Tel: 952 547 798 or 665 675 053 wTaj Mahal (Puente don Manuel) Next door to Chiringuito Antonios, Venta Baja Tel: 952 510 886 / 667 934 731 wIndian Palace Barriada Buena Vista, Puente don Manuel Tel: 952 510 963 Mob: 616 942 212 Email: indianpalacealcaucin@gmail.com www.indianpalacealcaucin.blogspot.com wRestaurant Caribe, Bloque 7, Local 13, Costa del Oro, Torrox Costa. Tlf: 952 530 831

SATELLITE T.V. wTotal Satellite Installations Call Phil on: 629 556 266. Email:philbraid@hotmail.com

SECOND HAND SHOPS wCarousel Second Hand Furniture, Vinuela Pueblo (Under Cajamar Bank), access via steps at side of bank, or slip road behind bank. Open Tues - Fri 9.30am - 2pm Call Gilly: 625 827 193 wSweethome Second Hand Shop. Second hand furniture and decoration, Bric a Brac, etc. We also buy your unwanted furniture and undertake house clearances with delivery service or pick up.

Email: sweethome-torrox@hotmail.com. Contact Patricia: 625255487. Jardines del Mar del Penoncillo, BLQ 32, Torrox Costa wSecond Hand Shop, Garantiauto.

Do you need money? Buy & Sell! They buy everything; Cars, Motos, T.V’s Video Consoles, Mobiles, Furniture & Toys etc... Call 625 317 360 / 952 53 00 84. On the N340 Penoncillo No. 34, direction Nerja, next to Varadero bar.

STORAGE/ PARKING wCaravans/boats storage + general storage. 24hr security, best rates. Caravan storage from under 1€ a day. Long term discounts also available.

Almayate Costa N340. Tel: 680 180 468 wNerja Personal Storage, fully insured with CCTV security. Secure storage / easy recovery / discount for bulk quantities. Prices from 14€ per m3, 5€ per suitacase (per month). Call: 951 833 338 / 682 525 106.

Poligono Castillo Alto 66, Nerja.150 metres behind Lidl on right.

SWIMMING POOLS wAquamarine Pools - C/Playa Marina, 2D, Torre del Mar. Maintenance, Technical Service, Installations, Repairs, Diagnostics & Consultations.

Email: info@aquamarinepools.es Tel: 952 54 57 55 / 600 811 355 www.aquamarinepools.es wPlodgepools - Green ponds returned to crystal clear pools Maintenance plans adapted to your needs, installations, replacements, products and covers. Over 10 years working with very happy customers in La Axarquia. Call now for your first FREE pool consultation. Tel: 690 070 569.

E-mail: plodgepools@yahoo.es wLA RUEDA, S.L Installations, Chemical Products, Maintenance, Repairs & Gardening. Call 952 53 07 64 / 616 460 844. Emergency 24 hour 647 759 798. Ctra. Nal. 340, Urb. La Charca, 5a Fase. (esquina C/Mercurio) Torrox Costa Email: fontanerialarueda@gmail.com

TAXIS w 24 Hour Taxi - English speaking. Call Javi on 653 917 004

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Tour Operator Excursions, Hotels & Tours, Flights & transfers Tel: 952 530 875 / 608 039 802 Avenida Esperanto, 980 Email: info@premier.tours Languages spoken: German, French, English, Spanish

UKTV wGlobal UKTV - The latest and easiest way to watch British TV anywhere in the world. No satellite dish only broadband needed. Easy set-up - no contract. www.globaluktv.com info@globaluktv.com

VETS wPet Vet Clinic La Herradura, Vaccinations, X-Ray, Dentistry, Operations, Pet Shop & More...

C/Alhambra NÂş3, La Herradura. Tel: 609 977 564 We speak: English, German, Swedish, Finnish & Spanish

WINDOW TINTING wMobile service itv legal Solar reflective tint for glass curtains, balconies, yachts stop fading, heat ,glare, save money on cooling make living in the sun comfortable. 958 496 571-644 546 176 ian@solarshadetinting.com

Advertise your business here!

The best Value for Money advertising From as little as 5 euros a month 3 months 30 euros 6 months 40 euros 1 year 60 euros Call now: 664 210 468

Cayet Abogados is an International Law Firm that comprises of a multilingual group of lawyers: our partners speak Spanish, English, German, French, Swedish and Dutch.

Cayet Abogados take time to understand the distinct demands that each client faces. This allows us to build a bespoke service to suit each relationship.

Our practice areas are: Property & Conveyancing, Wills, Inheritance & Probate, Family & Matrimonial, Litigation & Dispute Resolution, Residency & Taxation, Affidavits Contact us now for a Free Consultation Whatever your needs, your first conversation with one of our legal experts is an opportunity for you to ask questions and for us to understand your situation.

Avda. Condado de Huelva, 9 - TORRE DEL MAR Tel: 951 13 72 69 Mob: 626 72 99 26 info@cayet.es www.cayet.es

Urb, Costa del Oro, Blq.3 Opposite Mercadona Local 14, Torrox Costa Tel: 951 196 388 / 649 123 068 torrox@casa-terreno.com

Arenas

Calle del Mar 23 (Corner of Avda. Andalucia) Torre del Mar Tel: 952 547 601 info@casa-terreno.com

Fantastic located finca in Arenas

Ref.: 10105

Exclusive at Casa y Terreno this very complete finca. Consists of a big living/dining room, a very well-equipped kitchen. 3 bedrooms, all with access to the big terrace and all equipped with aircon and wardrobes. 2 bathrooms, both with a double sink. One is en-suite and consists of a big bath and a separate shower. Separate lavatory and an extra guest toilet. Large terrace looks over Torre del Mar and Vélez-Málaga. Big swimming pool (12x4 metres) with an outdoor shower and an additional toilet.

Features: aircon in the whole house, floor heating, solar water heater, fireplace with fan in the lounge, hand finished floors, alarm, fully double glazed with screens and blinds, massive wooden doors, automatic gate, double parking

Price: 445,000€ On behalf of the whole team of Casa y Terreno: Our sincere thanks for your goodwill and loyalty throughout the past year and for the opportunity to serve you. We look forward to meeting you next year. Above all, we wish you and your families a wonderful Christmas holiday and a good start for the year 2018, good luck, satisfaction and success

Torrox Park

Large Villa in Torrox Park

Ref.: 10115

The sea is only five to ten minutes drive away. The house has two floors. On the ground floor there is a spacious entrance, a well-equipped kitchen, two bedrooms, a bathroom with whirlpool, an ample dining/living room, a laundry room and a garage. The first floor consists of a large hall, a bathroom and three bedrooms, two with balcony. On the outside there is private swimming pool and a private garden.

The house is located on an urbanization, therefore, the owners can use the communal swimming pool and tennis court. The property will be delivered partially furnished.

Features: Private swimming pool, private garden, communal pool, communal tennis court, wardrobes, BBQ, garage, solar heated water, alarm, whirlpool, marble floors, aircon, fireplace, ceiling fans.

Price: 399,000€

www.casa-terreno.net

ARENAS

FP1019

A 3-bedroom, 2-bathroom, 145m² villa built in a Gaudi style on a 5,700m² plot some 5km from Velez Malaga with easy access and enjoying marvellous views to the Mediterranean

239,000€ A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OUR FRIENDS AND CLIENTS

ACEBUCHAL

FP1030

A fully reformed and fitted out, one bedroom, village house in this historic village near Frigiliana and on the edge of the National Forest Park

79,000€

TORROX COSTA FP0928 A bright, airy, top floor, studio apartment with a south westerly aspect only 50 metres to the beach near the lighthouse in Torrox Costa

REDUCED TO 65,000€

Calle Dr Fleming, 1 Nerja. 29780 Tel: 952 52 41 40 Mob: 637 278 306 / 606 087 362