The Sentinella Axarquia Edition September 2022

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m Fro Ed... the Wow, what a scorcher August was! Some areas in The Axarquia hit temperatures of more than 40 degrees Celsius, so even with air conditioning blasting out, it’s hard to keep cool in conditions like that. I mean, is there anyone that really likes it that hot? You literally can’t physically do anything much — attempting even the smallest of jobs in that kind of heat wears you out. Little things such as bringing the washing in, for example, leaves you dripping wet with sweat, and you probably need a nap as it is so tiring. I have no idea how some tradespeople manage to continue working in this heat — hats off to them! The hot weather and lack of rain also bring a shortage of water to the area, however — and that is potentially much more serious than our own minor discomfort. I was shocked to see Lake Vinuela looking extremely empty earlier in August and then read that the reservoir is only at around 12% capacity. Let’s hope that there is a plan B if we don’t get a good rainy season this year. I have read that there are several ways to turn salt water into drinking water (desalination), so why has no-one started this process? Maybe they have and will announce it when the time is right. As most regular readers will know, September is the worst month for me living in Spain as once again, the schools go back! I could cry, to be honest: nine more months of early mornings, school runs, stressed-out children from all the studying — day in, day out. Not much fun! I was thinking the other day, that surely I have done the worst of it already with 15 years under my belt, so to speak … and ONLY (fingers crossed) eight more years to go! At least I only have one now in school; the

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Strange News eldest will be starting another chapter of her life at Malaga University with her first choice of a four-year degree in Gestion y Administracion Publica. Fingers crossed it all pans out well for her. On a lighter note, you can guess my best month of the year by turning to page 81, where you will find this month’s competition, sponsored by The Dead Monkey Bar in Torre del Mar. Good luck, everyone, and enjoy the rest of the summer.

Kami Knight x The Editor (of the original little mag)!

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Parasitic pimple A mother has explained how she felt ‘the worst pain ever’ when a slimy ‘parasite with legs’ crawled out of her eyelid. Louise Edwards, from Allerton, Liverpool, woke up with what she thought was a big pimple above her right eye. Over the next few hours, it grew bigger and bigger, and the 35-year-old assumed she had been bitten by some sort of bug. As the swelling was causing her eye to close, Louise went to St Paul’s Eye Hospital to get it checked. ‘The hospital tried to squeeze it, gave me antibiotics and sent me home,’ she said. ‘However I woke up the next morning only to find out my right eye had fully closed because of the swelling.’ Already suffering from bad vision in her left eye, she was left nearly blind and decided to return to the hospital. Two nurses examined her but she was told to continue with the prescribed drugs. ‘I saw my neighbour the day after and she asked me what had happened,’ Louise said. ‘When I explained she said to use boiling water straight from the kettle to draw whatever it is to the top.’ She said she did that and as she squeezed the swollen spot, ‘this thing’ started coming out. ‘I felt this popping sensation,’ she added. ‘I shouted my dad to come and have a look and he said it was some sort of parasite with legs. ‘I felt like I was in an alien movie.’


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Strange News (Continued) Crab hazard A beach in St Ives, Cornwall, was overrun with a swarm of venomous crabs recently — just weeks after the Cornwall coastline was flooded with jellyfish. The mass of crustaceans gathered in the shallow water at Porthgwidden Beach to shed their shells before returning to the depths. Spider crabs are not uncommon on British beaches, and are instantly identified by their spindly long legs and pincer claws. Although they have a venomous bite that is poisonous to their prey, it is harmless to humans, however their razor-sharp pincers can still give a nasty nip. While it is not unusual to see them in UK waters, mass gatherings like this one are becoming more common in the summer due to rising sea temperatures.

Slithering snacker An enormous snake with two dogs inside its stomach has been caught in north eastern Thailand. The 22ft-long python was found in wasteland with a massive bulge in its belly – and locals believe it has been living on stray and pet animals. The giant serpent was spotted slithering across abandoned construction materials at a vacant lot in Sisaket province. Animal handler Piyachat Charoensopha explained: ‘A villager was looking for their two missing pet dogs, which are likely to be the creatures we found inside the snake’s stomach.’ The snake was found easily because of its size – and it could barely move because of the size of its latest meal. The snake is now being looked after by vets.


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Before You Die!!! Cancel your credit cards before you die reported in the Newcastle Evening Chronicle

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A lady died in September, and MBNA bank billed her in October and November for their annual service charges on her credit card, then in December added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance that had been £0.00, now is somewhere around - £60.00. A family member rang MBNA:

Family Member: 'No, I'm her grandson'

Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you that my grandmother died in September.' MBNA: 'But the account was never closed and so the late fees and charges still apply.' Family Member: 'Maybe, you should pass it over to your collections department.' MBNA: 'Since it is two months over due, it already has been.'

MBNA: (Stammer) 'Are you her solicitor?'

MBNA: 'Could you fax us a death certificate?' Family Member: 'no problem.' (fax number is given ) After they get the fax: MBNA: 'Our system just isn't set up for death. I don't know what more I can do to help.' Family Member: 'Well, if you sort it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. I don't think she will care.' MBNA: 'Well, the late fees and charges will still apply.' Family Member: 'Would you like her new billing address?' MBNA: 'That would help.'

Family Member: 'So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?' MBNA: 'Either report her account to the Frauds Department or report her to The Credit Bureau, maybe both!'

Family Member: 'Plot 1049.' Heaton Cemetary, Heaton Road, Newcastle upon Tyne MBNA: 'But, that's a cemetery!'

Family Member: 'Do you think God will be upset with her?'

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Pool Services Group (PSG) Pool Services Group (PSG) are delighted to announce that we have entered into a long term advertising campaign with The Sentinella magazines covering the regions of Axarquia and the Costa Tropical which will help us bring unbelievable offers to all the Sentinella readers. At PSG we understand that potential clients will always have some concern in dealing with companies they may not be familiar with, so we were extremely grateful when Kami Knight the owner of The Sentinella accepted our offer to visit our showroom and distribution centre in San Javier, Murcia. We know from Kami’s comments she was more that impressed with the facility and the staff members she was able to meet. PSG are the sole distributors for bevo-international.com in Spain and Portugal which includes the Norsup range of pool heaters with high quality performance and low operating costs, low noise as well as built-in WIFI and an unrivalled 10 year warranty on the titanium heat exchanger. PSG also have an exclusive range of fully automatic PVC and polycarbonate slatted covers available in both electric and solar powered. Pool Services Group are aware that historically both pool heaters and auto covers have been looked at as luxury items, with PSG you will be buying directly from the manufacturer and distributor making them much more affordable to everyone. We are aware via numerous conversations with potential clients on a daily basis that some companies are more interested in selling you a product rather than giving you

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The Art Route Of Frigiliana For the sixth consecutive year we meet again in the Art Route of Frigiliana, one of "The most beautiful villages in Spain", in order to walk its streets and discover the 24 locations where you will meet the 48 participating artists from 12 different nationalities. You will have the opportunity to meet them personally and chat with each one of them and discover the secrets of their creative process. As many disciplines, techniques and styles as authors: painting, drawing, photography, sculpture, textiles, encaustic, engraving, art povera, ceramics, collage... You will visit their studios and even find some of them working live at their location. You will know their works and projects.

Bringing art and artists closer to the general public and delving into the realm of creation is one of the great achievements of the Frigiliana Art Route. Three days full of art in a setting full of charm. The 6th FRIGILIANA ART ROUTE will excite you! Visit it from October 7th to 9th from 11am to 2pm and from 4pm to 8pm. And for those who want to get more involved in the creative experience we have included: -An INTENSIVE PAINTING COURSE (10 hours spread over the 3 days of the Route) with the Valencian artist ISMAEL FUENTES - And several 3-hours COLLAGE WORKSHOPS (every day of the Route) by the artist ALINA ELIZA SMOCOV. For more information and reservations: rutadelartefrigiliana@gmail.com and phone: 645 818 089 We will put at your disposal the information brochures with a map where you will find the 24 locations and an example of the work of each artist. We will have an INFORMATION STAND, where our PHOTOCALL will also be so you can take a photo or selfie and immortalize your visit to the 6th FRIGILIANA ART ROUTE 2022 by sharing it on your social networks and tagging us: @rutadelartefrigiliana


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Punography The art of the pun.... I changed my i-Pod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

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When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

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A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. This girl said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

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list -Z ory A rld ist wo th a h rs... e h wi ou dt b un rope eigh o r u r f E ts n u o to hi r t in 62 e hea ed wi 1 r n h e i t tw mb at VA Nu right inter O L y S is sel clo Population - 5.5 million Languages - Slovak Located - Central Europe Capital - Bratislava Currency - euro Religion - Christianity Main Exports - Vehicles Literacy Rate - 99% Life Expectancy - 77 years G.D.P. Per Capita - 19,156.89 USD Total Area - 49,033 sq km National Sport - Ice Hockey

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Things That Will Make You Think And No Doubt Try! Don’t really try them.... just for fun!! Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway... Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! I bet you tried to sing the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle didn’t you ! :)

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Out And About In Torrox Rebeccah Curtis Beauty & Wellness Centre including Hairdressing and now incorporating Nails and Beauty by Suzi Jackson. Urb. Laguna Beach, Centro Commercial B, No. 16 Torrox Costa. Open Tuesday - Saturday 10am - 6pm. Tel: 952 53 01 22 & 651 956 284 Raza Hotel have excellent facilities for your Dog, Cat or Rabbit, the perfect Hotel for your pets while you are away. In the countryside your dogs can enjoy secure outdoor play areas with toys provided & kennels with indoor sleeping area & outside run. For Cats, large catteries with cosy beds, toys & activities to keep them occupied. The Raza Hotel also offer a safe place to leave your Rabbit or Parrot as well as providing dog grooming services. Open 10am-7pm, 7 days a week. If you would like to visit, Paco & Antonio would be happy to show you the facilities. For more info call: 952 52 5417, 646 75 24 63, or email: info@razahotel.com or visit www.razahotel.com

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BEAUTY AND WELLNESS CENTRE & HAIRDRESSING Open Tues - Sat 10am - 6pm Tel: 952 530 122 / 651 956 284 Rebeccah Curtis Beauty and Wellness Urb. Laguna Beach, Centro Comercial B, o N .16 TORROX COSTA

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A Short Neurological Test A simple test, all you have to do is to find the letters in the 3 questions 1- Find the C below.. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Sales Price: 249,000¤ (NEW!)

Comares

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Exclusive 7 Bed 7 Bath B&B (115m² built, 600m² plot), 10­minute drive to the village. Built to a high specification with good modern quality materials and double­glazed windows, underfloor heating, silent a/c machines throughout and much more. Accommodation: reception, the lounge, lounge bar, a small restaurant, fully equipped kitchen, gym, spa, gardens & pool

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Large 4 Bed 2 Bath Apartment (120m² built), located near the town centre, close to all amenities. It is on a first floor of a complex with community pool and padel courts. The apartment comprises an entrance hall, spacious lounge/dining room, long f/f kitchen, 4 bedrooms and 2 full bathrooms and a very big terrace

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The 13th Art Walk Of Cómpeta We are pleased to inform that between the 16th and 18th of September, the 13th edition of the famous Artwalk Cómpeta will take place. During this event the local artists exhibit and sell their unique works in various places throughout the whole pueblo. This year’s edition looks especially promising as we received a particularly large number of submissions. Cómpeta itself is well worth visiting. Located at the verge of the Natural Park of Sierras Tejeda, Almijara y Alhama, with its white tidy houses, charming narrow streets full of flowers, and imposing views to the sea and surrounding mountains, it provides an

Photo by Eliza Saroma-Stepniewska

unforgettable experience. When strolling around, you may arrive at the main square with its church and very unique bell tower, visit the famous Casas Colgantes hanging on the rocks above the valley, or drop into the Museum of Popular Arts and Customs. And don’t forget to stop at the one of the bars or restaurants for a delicious meal or drink. Admission to the Artwalk, as usual, is free of charge. We cordially invite all art and music lovers to come to Cómpeta in September and meet its artists, admire their work and listen to the live concerts during those splendid three days full of art.

Ayuntamiento de Cómpeta


List your property with us today!! Let us help you find people who can make your property their home

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Ref: V-087

Spacious south facing townhouse over 2 floors. 1st floor: Large porch with BBQ, lounge with fireplace, kitchen, laundry room and a bathroom. 2nd floor: 3 bedrooms, a bathroom and 2 balconies. In a residential area close to shops, schools, restaurants, etc

Price: 216,000€

Vélez-Málaga

Ref: V-217

A beautiful town house restored by professionals divided into a main part with a kitchen, living room, bedroom, bathroom and a beautiful terrace which leads you to the 2nd floor with another bedroom and full bathroom. Located in the town centre surrounded by all services.

Price: 145,000€

Algarrobo

Ref: V-016

Large villa with spectacular views. The main floor:underfloor heating, living room, wood-burning oven, dining room and the fully equipped kitchen. 2 bedrooms, one en-suite bathroom, and a full bathroom. Ground floor: an independent apartment & huge garage.

Price: 395,000€

Urb. Pueblo Nuevo Bloque Mar de Plata 18, Algarrobo Costa Call: 611 492 547 / 623 470 600 info@viewscostadelsol.com www.viewscostadelsol.com


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potassium, and zinc. Other names for blackberries include lawers, thimbleberries, dewberries, and brambleberries. Blackberries can be eaten raw, dried, or cooked in jams, pies, and muffins.

Blackberries are known to be an excellent source of vitamin A, vitamin B1, B2, B3, B6, folate, vitamin C, vitamin E, and vitamin K. The mineral wealth of blackberries includes calcium, iron, magnesium, phosphorous,

Vetiver Spain Fighting Erosion It is a good time to plant Vetiver

Vetiver is indigenous to India. Vetiver loves the heat of summer. In 3 months it will be draught tolerant and require little or no water. We have Lemon Grass and Moringa seedlings, Moringa products

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Famous Drink Quotes Speaking about all good things alcoholic.. Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.” Jack Handy WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. “I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.” Frank Sinatra WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” Henny Youngman WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” Benjamin Franklin WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a wally. To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can! Dave Howell WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.


VINYL SOLUTIONS Why replace when you can renovate? Modern adhesive vinyl coverings in hundreds of colours and designs can renovate a tired kitchen, bathroom, wall panels, bedroom wardrobes or fridge doors. Turn a tired looking wood designed kitchen into a modern solid colour or metallic look without painting or replacing. Work carried out on-site with 10 year warranties.

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(PG) 95mins Director: Morgan Matthews Producer: Jemma Rodgers Writer: Daniel Brocklehurst, Jemma Rodgers Cast: Jenny Agutter, Tom Courtenay, Sheridan Smith, Jessica Baglow, John Bradley This old-fashioned movie, starring Sheridan Smith and Jenny Agutter, has charm lacking in much 21st-century fare for kids. It’s so quaint, it doesn’t just turn the clock back, it puts it on a sundial. Set in 1944, nearing the end of World War Two, three Manchester children are placed on

a train to the West Yorkshire countryside to escape Nazi bombs. With their mum having to stay behind, it is an emotional start to the film — evoking real-life scenes of separation in Ukraine. Kids Lily (Beau Gadsdon), Pattie (Eden Hamilton) and Ted (Zac Cudby) are sparky urchins right out of a Charles Dickens novel. When Lily discovers a young black American soldier called Abe (Kenneth Aikens) is in trouble, she decides to help him — even though it puts her at risk. There are plenty of high jinks and the beautiful, rolling hills, steep stone roads and steam railways add to the nostalgic feel. Jenny Agutter, now playing Bobbie from the original film as a grandmother, is back and in excellent form. It is Bobbie and her daughter Annie (Smith) who take in the three siblings, unwanted by anyone else. Star Rating *****/*****


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Don’t Waste That Lemon Peel Many professionals in restaurants are using or consuming the entire lemon and nothing is wasted. How can you use the whole lemon without waste? Simple... place the lemon in the freezer section of your refrigerator. Once the lemon is frozen, get your grater, and shred the whole lemon (no need to peel it) and sprinkle it on top of your foods. Sprinkle it in your whiskey, wine, salad, ice cream, soup, noodles, spaghetti sauce, rice, sushi, fish dishes. All of the foods will unexpectedly have a wonderful taste, something that you may have never tasted before. Most likely, you only think of lemon juice and vitamin C. Not anymore. Now that you've learned this lemon secret, you can use lemon even in instant cup noodles. What's the major advantage of using the whole lemon other than preventing waste and adding new taste to your dishes? Lemon peels contain as much as 5 to 10 times more vitamins than the lemon juice

itself. And yes, that's what you've been wasting. But from now on, by following this simple procedure of freezing the whole lemon, then grating it on top of your dishes, you can consume all of those nutrients and get even healthier. It's also good that lemon peels are health rejuvenators in eradicating toxic elements in the body. So place your lemon in your freezer, and then grate it on your meal every day. It is a key to make your foods tastier and you get to live healthier and longer! That's the lemon secret! Better late than NEVER!


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Apologies Over the past few months I have published some inappropriate pictures and jokes and it has appeared to upset some readers who have accused me of being sexist and shallow.. If you were one of these people, please accept my sincerest apologies. In future, I will only post content with a cultural or educational theme such as old monuments, nature and other interesting topics. Below is a picture of the Pont Neuf Bridge in Paris. It is the oldest bridge in Paris and took 26 years to build. It was completed in 1604. Yours sincerely Tony Sentinella x x

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Guts Or Balls Here is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.'' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.



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Contact your nearest GLS point: NEW LOCATION! Calle Cristo Nº36, Vélez-Málaga, 29700 Email: agencia.570@gls-spain.es l +34 952 913 234

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The Care Company Private Care Team www.privatecareteam.com David 657 969 710 Teresa 635 437 998 Our nursing team provide all levels of care for people in their own homes. From care staff to nurses and private doctors.

For Free specialist days in September Please call for details

Our services include: wLight household chores and duties wAssisting with social activities wCooking / Nutrition wAdministration inc. bills, appointments wMedication wHealth & Hygiene wPost op care wPalliative care Our team are fully insured and hold care qualifications and have clean police checks

Call us for a free assessment

Still going strong!!!! TRAPICHE MARKET

Every Tuesday 9.30am - 1pm Enjoy a relaxing morning at the Los Jardines del Trapiche, THE nicest market venue on the Costa with ample parking! FREE WIFI courtesy of Lobster Mobile! See Michelle

Take the A-272 turning onto the Vélez-Málaga road A-356. Turn off at El Cruce restaurant towards Benamargosa. Over the roundabout and we are on the left just before the private airfield

Call Anita on: 627 877 164


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Joint Property Ownership... ...declaring joint ownership or bringing it

the question of tax retentions.

to an end Where someone has purchased property in If you are a joint owner with your spouse, civil

Spain in their own name, and after marriage

partner or with a friend it is important to

they decide they want to own the asset jointly,

consider the obligations and tax implications if

a declaration of community of property can be

you sell or inherit half of the property. Equally,

made before a notary.

some married couples or partners were advised to put the property in one name but

In any of the above cases, we can review

now find that their partner can have a higher

your particular situation and advise.

than expected inheritance tax bill. Also, a person may own Spanish property in their

For more information, please contact

own name and wish to transfer half to a new

Francisco Martín, lawyer/abogado at

spouse or partner.

De Cotta Law: franciscomartin@decottalaw.net

In Spain it is possible to bring co-ownership to

Telephone 952 527 014

an end in a Deed of Extinction of

See main advert below

Co-Ownership – Extinción de condomino. The ownership must be transferred to only one joint owner so this does not work if there are four owners who want to transmit to two. A notarial deed is signed by both parties, either in person or by the use of a power of attorney in the Spanish form. The transaction costs are for the notary, land registry and legal fees. The tax authorities in Andalusia charge 1.2% tax on the fiscal value. If there has been a divorce in Spain and there has been a 50/50 split of assets, the transaction should be tax exempt, though there are some issues arising where the couple cannot show they were married in community of property. The tax situation needs to be ascertained because there are also other matters such as the local improvement tax – plus valia – and


Businesses Chatelin ortopedia & pedicurist practice They are a company with over 30 years experience in the orthopedic sector. Linda is a qualified pedicurist and Henry is a certified prothesis and orthesis maker, for all your inlays and sport inlays, corset-knee, ankle and wrist supports, wheelchairs, walking aids, beds, rehabilitation articles etc...open Monday - Thursday 10am 2pm and 3pm - 6pm. Call: 695 481 082 or 658 773 857

Starcar in Nerja for all your car repair needs: bodywork painting, service, pre I.T.V. check, air-conditioning, tyres, brakes, clutch etc. Also car transfers. Find them at Avda Alcalde Antonio Villasclaras just up from the BP garage as you are leaving Nerja on the right hand side and they are below the gym. Call Jonathan who speaks English on 637 801 325 Dentadanés Dental Clinic offer top-quality Scandinavian dental care at competitive prices, a successful concept that has been used since the clinic was established in Maro (Nerja) in 1991. We have two dentists, (one Danish female, one English male) ready to solve all your dental problems. Please visit our website at www.dentadanes.com for a full list of treatments & prices as well as directions to and pictures of the clinic. Open Monday to Friday 10am - 5pm including all summer months. We speak English, Danish/Scandinavian, German and Spanish. Tel: 952 52 96 66. wHoliday & Winter Rentals wEnglish, French and Spanish Speaking w1 to 3 Bedroom Apartments & Villas wBooking via WhatsApp, Facebook or Website Visit our website: www.nerjabeachholidays.com to view our range of properties and enjoy our Virtual Tour Calle Lucena 17bis, 29780, NERJA Contact Karine: +34 644 793 168 Email: admin@nerjabeachholidays.com

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General care and advice wFor all inlays (inc. Sports) for gorgeous feet, because we care about your feet as much as you do! wWheelchairs, walking aids & beds MORE than just a pedicure, wRehabilitaion articles, etc. look good, FEEL GREAT!! Opening Hours: Monday - Thursday 10am - 2pm / 3pm - 6pm Calle la Cruz, 60 Nerja Tel: 695 481 082 or 658 773 857 Email: henrychatelin@hotmail.com


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Do you need some expert advice in Holiday Accommodation? Nerja Beach Holidays are waiting to do just this! Visit their properties directly via their Virtual tour on www.nerjabeachholidays.com. They offer all kinds of holiday and winter rentals. They speak English, French and Spanish to help you along the way. They have an extensive range of 1 to 3 bed apartments and villas. Booking can be made via Whatsapp, FB, Website, Email or phone. Nerja Beach Holidays have it all covered! Contact Karine +34 644 793 168 / admin@nerjabeachholidays.com Erica is now settled in her role working alongside Walli Ron hair salon in Nerja. You can make an appoinment at Calle Almirante Ferrándiz 10 (Cristo) Nerja. (Down the passage in front of the Coviran Supermarket - the Post Office street. Call: 952 523 966 La llave de Oro, Calle Granada 88, Nerja, 952 524 651. Locksmith 24hrs emergency service, 606 939 929, opening & repairing safes, armoured doors, authorised technical service, key cutting, supplier for quality padlocks, safes & other security products.

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Change Of Tax Residence In Spain - Be Careful! There was a lot of talk some months ago about "Youtubers" changing their residence for tax reasons. The most famous and wealthy Youtubers decided to move from Spain to Andorra to pay less income tax. It is important to clarify that it is not enough just to start living in another country in order to change your tax residence. There are some other requirements that need to be met to avoid unpleasant fines from the Spanish tax office. How do you make the change? A person who has resided in Spain and been declaring and paying their tax annually(IRPF), and want to stop doing so (because they have started residing in another country), must communicate the change in their circumstances to the Treasury using the 030 model. Once this has been submitted, the Inland Revenue will almost certainly request proof of residence in another State. Therefore, the person concerned must provide a Tax Residence Certificate issued by the authorities of that territory in which they reside. Please be aware that to obtain this certificate, in general, it is necessary to prove that the individual resides in that country for most of the year, that is, more than 183 days. It is essential to get a Tax Residence Certificate issued by the country of new residence ASAP. However, the above requirement may not be sufficient for the Inland Revenue to consider that there has been a change of actual residence (in which case the affected person must continue to pay in the IRPF for all his worldly income). It is important to be aware that this could occur in the following situations: 1) When the main core of an individual’s economic interests (i.e., greater part of any income and/or investments), remain in Spain. 2) When the individual’s children and/or spouse continue to live in Spain, unless otherwise proven. These requirements can create conflict over the actual tax residence of an individual. When these rules converge, it could occur that if the Spanish standards are applied together with those of the country of destination, a person ends up being resident

in both territories (i.e. If he has resided more than half the year abroad, but his core interests remain in Spain). This can only be avoided if there is an agreement with that country to avoid double taxation, when the Convention would establish where the taxpayer should be considered resident (usually this appears in Article 4 of these Conventions). There are general priority criteria to sort out these situations and to establish where the actual tax residence is (and therefore in which country it is taxed). The agreements between countries usually lay down the following criteria, which are applied successively and in the following order: • Permanent residence. First, a person is considered a resident where they have a permanent residence at their disposal. • Relationships. If the taxpayer has permanent housing in both territories, where he has closer personal (where his family resides) and economic (greater wealth). • Habitual residence. If residence cannot be determined based on the above criteria, it shall be understood to be located where the taxpayer habitually resides. • Nationality. Finally, the residence shall be determined by the country of which it is a national. Personal and economic relations. In relation to this criterion, consideration is given to family and social relations, occupations, political, cultural, or other activities, the location of business or professional activities, the headquarters of wealth management, etc. CONCLUSION: It is not enough for a person to reside abroad more than 183 days a year in another country to avoid being considered a tax residence in Spain. If their personal and economic interests remain in Spain,they will not lose their status as a taxpayer in Spain. If you are moving to Spain or are changing your residence to somewhere outside of Spain, it is important to seek professional tax advice to avoid problems. Your official tax residence must be clarified from the outset. For further info or advice on this matter, do not hesitate to contact us either: 952 901 225 / Whatsapp: 646 776 118 Email: mail@marbellasolicitors.com See main advert opposite



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Established back in 2007, originally operating from a small showroom in Salobreña, Shane Williams Interiors soon gained a great reputation for their professionalism and their attention to detail, which soon evolved into the Shane Williams Lifestyle Group... In more recent years they opened the Shane Williams Interior Design showroom in La Herradura, which then expanded to a superb shop and showroom at their current location on Paseo Andres Segovia Nº7 in La Herradura. It is here that this month Shane Williams Lifestyle are pleased to announce that they will be expanding even further with a brand new kitchen and bathroom showroom. Whilst they continue to offer all of the services that they have been providing throughout the years, including the interior design service, project management and construction, Shane Williams Lifestyle has expanded the operation to provide a bespoke kitchen and bathroom service with a spacious new showroom. Customers can visit for design inspiration, ideas and advice on all aspects of kitchen and bathroom reformations, with, as always, the personalised advice and eye for detail that Shane Williams is renowned for. Shane Williams Kitchens and Bathrooms provide the full service from start to finish of any existing kitchen and bathroom reform, as well as design and installation for new builds.

Beginning with an initial “no obligation consultation”, Shane will discuss your preferences and requirements and work with her team of designers and stylists to prepare an initial design that ensures, not just the functionality, but makes best use of the space and materials, adding a touch of the wow factor that Shane always endeavours to create. With access to a huge range of quality units, materials, fixtures and fittings as well as the very best appliances, all of which can be viewed at the showroom, Shane Williams can offer the very top brands and highest quality workmanship throughout the project. Every step of every kitchen and bathroom project is managed, with nothing left overlooked. From dismantling and disposing of old kitchens and bathrooms, their specialist team of builders, tilers, electricians and plumbers will install and finish every aspect of the project with precision, with minimal disruption as possible, and with guarantees as standard. For a no obligation chat about how Shane Williams Lifestyle can bring their beautiful and unique design concepts into your home, you can visit their showroom which now displays creative and stylish design ideas for every room of the house! See main advert on page opposite



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Items For Sale / Wanted I WILL COLLECT FREE of charge all your used clothing, bric-a-brac, pots and pans, books, toys, CD´s garden pots, tools, pieces of furniture or anything else you are throwing out whilst you are cleaning. Call me on 625 319 323 Jacqui JOKE BOOK Oh My Good Gawld 2 Yours truly has put together the 2nd joke book containing 84 pages of solid jokes & funnies. No pictures, no spaces, just pure unadulterated laughter. 5€ Call: 664 689 138

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GOLF CLUBS 2 sets of golf clubs in good condition with individual bag. One set is Wilson the other Ben Sayers. Call 634 329 225 NEW MEMBERS WANTED - EL CAPITAN TENNIS CLUB Torre Del Mar. Open to new members. For information Ring 623192294 Extendable Heavy IKEA Dining Table With 6 Chairs 150€ 220cm long / 100cm width / 75cm high. Extendable part 100cm wide x 18.50cm long. Total length when extended 238.5cm. Call 664 210 468

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HOUSE ELECTRICAL ALTERATIONS, INSTALLATIONS & FAULT FINDING Contact Stuart on: +34 711 032 007

Broomfield Cleaning Services Housework and holiday changeovers. Cleaning materials included. Puente don Manuel & surrounding areas

Call Valerie: 641 212 765

DENTIST Dr Bakri *Dental Cosmetics *Implants Crowns & Bridges Algarrobo Costa Tel: 952 55 05 21

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FOR ALL YOUR BUILDING REQUIREMENTS Reforms, Terracing, Bathrooms, Kitchens, Electrical works, Plastering & Damp Proofing. Free no obligation quotes. Very competitive prices. Visit our website for more information and testimonials from previous customers.

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So What’s The Market Doing At The Moment? What a century! After years of recovering gradually, on a worldwide basis, from the economic crisis of 2008, when things were just getting back to normal, we came face to face with a worldwide pandemic, and now with the world plunging into an energy crisis, a war that is unnerving everyone, rising inflation and talk of recession, we can definitely say that the times of predictable trends in any market are over - at least for the foreseeable future. And yet, houses in Spain, especially around the Med, are still selling! This Spring, there was a post-covid rush to buy properties – not only bought by our fellow European neighbours, but also by local people looking to escape the towns. Every agent has been rushed off his or her feet showing houses and preparing contracts. The Summer is always quieter, as serious house hunters avoid the expensive travel and accommodation costs and the heat. So the question is, what will this Autumn be like in the market for selling properties.

I would say that if you are thinking of selling, but unsure if the situation in the world will mean it is not a good time to sell, THINK AGAIN! We are already surprisingly inundated with requests to view properties this September and October and we just don’t have enough variety of properties to match the demand. With so many properties sold this Spring, and not that many new ones coming onto the market, any new property appearing in the agencies’ windows, websites and property portals is eagerly studied by buyers anxiously searching for their new homes. Especially in demand are country houses with rustic and character features, houses with pools, and village houses with good outside spaces. So do not shy away, we are waiting for your call! Toni and Mikel Unspoilt Andalusia See main advert below


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Summer magic The late Dame Olivia Newton-John admitted to intense 'magical' attraction to Grease co-star John Travolta, but maintained they never had an affair. In extracts from her 2019 tome ‘Don't Stop Believin’, the actress, who died recently from breast cancer aged 73, claims that loyalty to their partners meant they could never hook up. The pair famously played popular heart-throb Danny Zuko and Australian transfer student Sandy Olsson, who develop an attraction for each other during a summer romance. John had recommended her for the role and Olivia said that when they met on the set, the chemistry was undeniable. “Yes, we really liked each other and there was an attraction, but we would never date because we were both involved with other people at the time and both of us have a loyalty streak that runs deep,” she says in the book. And John remembered: “It almost happened between us a few times, but it didn't. Sometimes life just offers you the wrong timing. We had to leave it as dear friends.”

Tour therapy Gay comedian Alan Carrhas discussed the breakdown of his marriage to alcoholic husband Paul Drayton, and says his new tour is 'therapy.' The comedian, 46, and his party planner partner, 50, who had been together for 13 years, announced their separation in January after three years of marriage. Alan spoke about the split on a recent edition of Good Morning Britain while promoting his new TV show and his recent tour. Chatting with presenters Charlotte Hawkins and Adil Ray, the Chatty Man star explained how he found his Regional Trinket tour therapeutic as his split from Paul was understandably still quite raw. Dates from his tour had been postponed from 2021 because of the coronavirus pandemic and resumed this year with Alan re-writing his material following the break-up. 'I was writing fresh and on the go, so it's very personal and very raw, but it's going down well,’ he said. 'It does make it therapeutic. I get the impression people just want to laugh and I do see it as therapy — I just get on with it,' he admitted. Paul, who has now checked himself into rehab, added, ‘We part ways with great memories and continued love and friendship for each other as we go our separate ways.’


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SEEKING CHARITIES - People helping People Do you know of any SPANISH Charities (O.N.G) who help people and are seeking funding? The American International Club is currently seeking Spanish Organisations who are seeking assistance. If you are aware of an organisation that assists Spanish people, please send an email with contact information to nerjaclub@yahoo.com The American International Club is a social club open to all nationalities which spans the area from Almunecar to Torrox and beyond. Activities include tapas runs, monthly excursions, petanque, coffee mornings, dinners and walks. The Club raises funds for Spanish charities and each year makes a significant donation to a local organisation as a way of saying "thank you" to our host nation. Our motto is "If it isn't fun, we don't do it". To join in the fun email: nerjaclub@yahoo.com http://www.americaninternationalclub.com Los Romanes Royal British Legion. Los Romanes branch has two venues. We meet weekly at The Asador Restaurant Puente Don Manuel, on Mon 12.00 – 1400 hrs. And on a Wed at midday at the Bar La Vega, Torre Del Mar. Our friendly group get together not only to raise funds for and support TRBL in Spain, but also meet to be with friends and have some fun, including quizzes, bingo, monthly lunches etc. You do not have to have served in the Armed Forces to become a member. Interested? Tel: Sue on 691 544 140 or just pop in for a chat. Furniture shop, Torre del Mar is looking for volunteers who have a free morning or afternoon every week to help us to sell second hand furniture and attend to customers in the new store. Would you like to help us? Contact 952564910/671048304 voluntariado@cudeca.org Pippa’s Pawprints Charity Shop C/ Antonio Jimenez No. 4b, behind the Bus Station and the Notary. Cards, bric-a-brac, bags, shoes and quality clothing at knock-down prices. Now open from Tues to Sat 10.30am - 2pm. 622 574 174 AAR (Axarquia Animal Rescue) shop. Avenida Andalucia 147, Torre del Mar. Open Mon - Sat 10am - 13.30 All donations gratefully accepted Argentine Tango classes in Torrox: Contact Mario 649 59 55 94 Scottish Country Dance Classes at El Trapiche Market, contact George 619 069 966

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Every Tuesday is Tony’s Bingo Quiz at The Belvedere at 3pm in Torre del Mar. Come along for a great fun afternoon! Call 610 100 908 to reserve a table. Every Thursday Quiz at Bar Samba 7pm. Every Tuesday Country Farmers Market between 9.30am and 1.30pm. Los Jardines del Trapiche Call: Anita 627 877 164 The Nerja Players meet on 1st and 3rd Tues of the month between Oct and Apr. Perfomances are rehearsed readings. Calle Castilla Perez 1, Nerja. Look for the very large BLUE entrance door. We are between Salon de Juegos and a Supermarket. Reservations on our website. Email: admin@thenerjaplayers.com Torrox Tornadoes Walking Football Club Looking for players of this new team based in Torrox, for 50 and over men’s physical and mental health and to make new friends. Joining the new league on the Costa Del Sol. Join us on Facebook “Torrox Tornadoes Walking Football Club” New Life Church Whether you live in Nerja or are visiting our area, we would be delighted to welcome you. Our meetings are characterised by uplifting songs, relevant sermons and a modern but reverent service. During this time of uncertainty, God's word reminds us that the Gospel shines brightest in times of darkness. We are a Bible based Church community continuing to help people find their way back to God. Sunday Service 11.00am Prayer Meetings Wednesdays 11.00am Pasaje San Miguel, Nerja, info@nlcnerja.com / www.nlcnerja.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/nlcne Lux Mundi Torre del Mar, Church Services:-Catholic Mass in English. Will re-start on Sat 3rd Sept at 17.00 and will be held every Saturday after that. Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, Torre del Mar, Avda. Moscatel 1”I”, (Jardines Viña Malága/Antigua Casa de la Viña), Torre del Mar, 29740. Tel: 952 543 334. We continue our regular activities: Spanish practice groups (limited numbers per group, Art group on Wed & coffee morning every Fri. Our shop will be open Wed & Fri. Time 11am-1pm. Donations in good conditions are always welcome. Wed 28th Sept – Quiz Night. Please come along to the Centre & have a fun night out with your team of 6 friends. Light refreshments available & drinks can be purchased. Tickets available at the Centre 7€ or with a Friend of Lux Mundi card 6€. Doors open at 6.00pm & the fun starts at 6.30pm.


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C.A.S Shop (Costa Aminal Society) our work here in Nerja.

The C.A.S charity shop has restocked with all the clothing you’ll need for the summer. Also, we have a nice selection of contemporary books in stock, best-sellers in all genres.

The shop is located next door to the Good Stuff Café at No. 2 Calle Castilla Perez. Our opening hours are Monday to Saturday

If you’re as old as me and still want to hold a book in your hand, smell the paper, turn a page not scroll through an e-book screen. So, come and pop in, you’re sure to find something that will delight, almost all of them are €1 each or three for €2. The shop’s large inventory is clean and well-presented, updated daily, with a friendly staff of volunteers on hand to help. Donations are always welcome - please help us to restock our shelves. Of course all shop proceeds go directly towards helping our animal friends in need, primarily for vet bills, food and kennelling costs. Part of the money raised, paid for (among other things) the spaying and neutering of 11 female and 5 male cats in June. This all helps to keep the population down on the streets. In the photograph is Carol, the shop manager, and two friends that help support

from 10.00am until 2.00pm. C.A.S is always eager to hear from people who are interested in becoming shop volunteers. One four-hour shift once a week makes a big difference. There are always two volunteers per shift making for a safe, relaxed, congenial environment. For more information please stop by the shop or feel free to call our shop manager Carol on 621 214 296 or email: costaanimalsociety@gmail.com or through our Facebook page


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...In our own random order! Bus Stations Torre del Mar Call: 952 559 100 Malaga Call: 952 350 061 Tourist Information Nerja: 952 521 531 Torre del Mar: 952 541 104 Hospitals Nerja Ambulatorio: 952 523 131 Velez Malaga: 951 067 000 Weekly Market days (mornings only) Mondays: Torrox Costa Tuesdays: Nerja & Country Farmers Market, at Jardines del Trapiche Wednesdays; Rincon de la Victoria, Algarrobo Costa Thursdays: Velez Malaga, Torre del Mar & Frigilana Fridays: Cala de Moral Saturdays: Caleta de Velez, Competa & Benajarafe, Algarrobo Costa, Opp Lidl (1st & 3rd Saturday each month) Sundays: Nerja Car Boot ITV Call: 951 707 108 www.itvcita.com Shops 10am - 2pm - 5pm - 8:30pm (generally) Town Halls Torre and Velez: 952 500 100 Torrox: 952 538 200 Nerja: 952 548 400 Competa: 952 516 006 Rincon: 952 402 300 Malaga: 952 135 000 Airports Malaga 24-hour information 952 048 484 or 952 048 804 Granada 958 245 200 Railway Stations Malaga: 952 360 202 Granada: 958 271 272 Water Supplies Velez Malaga: 952 506 450 Nerja: 952 520 154 Malaga: 952 135 013 Consulates UK 902 109 256 or 913 342 194 Ireland 952 475 108 Germany 952 363 591 Sweden 952 604 383 France 952 226 590 / 952 214 888 Belgium 952 559 159 Denmark 952 211 797 Luxembourg 952 857 197 Chemists www.bit.ly/dutychemists

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Moviestar Dial 1002 to report a fault on the line. For general enquiries dial 1004 Church services in English The Anglican Parish of Nerja Services at Iglesia San Miguel (St Michael's Church), every Sunday at 12 noon. There is an on-line "zoom" service on Wednesdays 9.30am. Please contact Fr Nigel with an e-mail address if you would like to join us. Priest in Charge: Father Nigel Thomas. Tel: Church House 951 815736, Mobile: 608 695 756, email: cofenerja@gmail.com, website: www:nerjaalmunecaranglicanchurch.co.uk. Competa - Holy Communion every Sunday at 5.30pm in the Parish Church, Plaza Almijara, Cómpeta Tel: 952 219 396 Malaga - St. George´s Church in the Engish Cemetery. 11.00am Sun Tel: 952 110 416 website: stgeorgemalaga.org Velez-Malaga - Capilla De San Jose, Calle Linares 7, Velez-Malaga. Sun 10.30. Tel 608 063 873 Lux Mundi, Torre del Mar Church Services: Lux Mundi, Torre del Mar Catholic Mass in English. This is now suspended until September when further info will be advised. Tel: 952 543 334. St Barnabas IERE (Anglican) Torre del Mar, Morning prayer 1st Sunday, Holy Communion 2nd, 3rd and 4th at 11am. Tel: 657 286 284 Lux Mundo Ecumenical Centre, Torre del Mar, Avda. Moscatel 1 ‘I’, (Jardines Vina Malaga/Antigua Casa de la Vina), Torre del Mar, 29740. Tel: 952 543 334 Torre del Mar: International Church Málaga/ Cornerstone International Church. Meets Sun @ 11:30am & Wed @ 6:30 pm for Bible Study. Calle Solera 2, Bajos,Torre del Mar Evangelical Church - El Puente Christian Fellowship Sunday Worship 11am - Bible Study Wed 2-4pm. AA - Wed 7pm. Charity shop/books open Wed, Thurs, Fri & Sat 10-1.30pm. We meet at El Puente Christian Fellowship premises situated underneath Maroma Inmobilaria, Cruce de Periana Puente don Manuel. 952 117 145 or 952 518 185 Bank Hours Usually 8:30am-2pm except Sundays, Bank holidays and Fiestas. Please note, the majority of banks will not accept bills to be paid (ie: electric, phone, rates) after 11am. Taxis Torre: 653 917 004, Nerja: 952 520 537 Velez Malaga: 653 917 004, Puente Don Manuel: 952 510 992 Mob: 616 034 636.

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What’s O n ‘The 'Big Cats' We are a group of Jaguar enthusiasts living in Andalucia. We have a meeting each month for a meal and a good old chat about our cars. Contact Philip Wray on 669 434 457 JEC.CostaDelSol@gmail.com Join El Valle! El Valle is one of Axarquia’s most successful and longest running social clubs based in Lake Vinuela area. We meet on the first Mon of each month (not Aug) at Punto de Encuentro Asador, Puente don Manuel) At our monthly meetings you can find out about our wide range of activities that range from the cultural and gastronomic to quizzes, games and films. We also organise days out and short trips away. www.el-valleasociacion.com The Nerja Philosophical Group For info please call Tom Bryson on 699 170 931 Trumps Bridge We are a very friendly international Bridge Club playing Duplicate twice weekly on Monday and Thursday afternoons at 2.45pm. We now play in our new premises at El Zoco, Calle Neptuno, Nerja. We will be starting a beginners' course in the near future and run a Mentor scheme for those wishing to improve their game. Should you require a partner, or wish further information on our Club, visit www.bridgewebs.com/trumpsnerja The Nerja History Group for anyone interested in Spanish History. We have Lectures and trips each month. Meetings are held at the Nerja Museum, above the underground car park, starting at 11.00am and finish approx. 12.30pm. Please email: nerjahistorygroup@yahoo.com Phoenix Club We now meet every Tues between 12 and 2pm at Bar La Vega, Avenida Andalucia and is sandwiched between the small Mercadona Supermarket and the Repsol Garage on the way out of Torre towards Malaga. Call Gail 951 067 723 www.phoenixsocialclub.co.uk Short Mat Bowls is now operating in the hotel Jimesol, C/ Chaparil, Nerja on Mon and Thurs afternoons from 1.45pm to 4.15pm. New members welcome. Contact Marian on 952 523 754 or Malcolm on 952 520 579 for more details. www.shortmatbowlsnerja.com Golf: TOGS (Torrox Golf Society) If you would like a friendly but competitive game of golf each

Sunday morning at Anoreta, then why not join TOGS, possibly the friendliest Society on the Costa. Email: torroxgolfsociety@gmail.com or call Captain: Bob Bennett on 691 571 570 Multi-National Choir has moved! We have relocated to Vélez-Málaga - easier access to people in local communities who want to come and sing with us. Rehearsals Thur, 17:30 – 20:00 in the Casa Hermandad de la Cofradía de los Estudiantes, Plaza de los Sastres, 1, CP 29700 Vélez-Málaga, near San Juan Church and the Language School. Parking nearby at the San Francisco market (1 euro). For info please contact 657 951 755 (English) or 689 111 352 / eucorax@hotmail.es RBL Benajarafe Branch meet every Fri from 12.00 at the Restaurante Mediterraneo situated on the coast road in Benajarafe. We enjoy bingo, quizzes, various entertainment & monthly outings. We have an excellent weekly lunch & welcome new/existing RBL members. Tel: 653108415 benajaraferblspainsouth@gmail.com Colmenar Social Club is a group whose aim is to promote friendship and assistance to all our members. We meet every Wed from 12.00pm at Arco Del Sol Hotel, Colmenar on A356 KM9. A great venue to enjoy a variety of activities such as wine tasting, talks, cooking demonstrations, monthly lunches, car sharing days out, theatre visits. scs.colmenarsocialclub@gmail.com Tel: Marjorie 608 409 864 RBL - Nerja meets several times a month enjoying lunches in Maro & La Herradura along with a monthly quiz on Torrox Costa. We host many specialised events throughout the year. Everyone is welcome. Booking is essential call: Kim on 711 077 576 or email kim_bowe1@hotmail.com For info visit us on FB page Royal British Legion Nerja or contact our Chairman Eddie on 711 052 499 RBL Riogordo Branch meet the last Thursday of every month from 12.30 at Bar Eusebio's, Paseo de Andalucía, Riogordo 29180. Come along and meet a friendly group of people, and enjoy Bingo, quizzes, raffles. Also outings with one of neighbouring branches. Lunches are available. You do not have to be ex services to be a member. Please tel 633 125 681 or email rbl.riogordo@gmail.com


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) : a h a Jokes h A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed.."Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband. He'll be so annoyed if it's not ready on time." When she got home, she discovered all she had in the fridge was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg and a can of cat food. With no time to go to the supermarket, she opened the can of cat food, stirred in the egg and garnished it with the lettuce leaf. She greeted her husband warmly when he came home and then watched in horror as he sat down to his dinner. To her surprise, he seemed to be enjoying it. "Darling, this is the best dinner you've made me in 40 years of marriage! You can make this for me any day." Needless to say, every golf day from then on, the woman made her husband the same dish. She told her golf partners about it and they were all horrified. "You're going to kill him!" they exclaimed. Two months later, her husband died. The women were sitting around the clubhouse and one of them said, "You killed him! We told you that feeding him cat food every week would do him in! How can you just sit there so calmly knowing you murdered your husband?" The wife stoically replied, "I didn't kill him. He fell off the window sill while he was licking his arse!" *********** When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, 'I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.' I said, 'Well, then why are you crying?'

She said, 'He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favourite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon.’ I said, 'Well, why are you crying?' She said, 'For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favourite dessert and then makes love to me until 2 in the morning.' I said, 'Well, why in the world would you be crying?' She said, 'I can't remember where I live!' ********** An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man asks ‘What is wrong??’ The boy says ‘Me ma is dead’ ‘Oh bejaysus’ the man says ‘Do you want me to call Father O’Riley for you??’ The boy replies ‘No tanks mister, sex is the last ting on my moind at the moment’. ********** An old pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying Bi-planes, Cubs, Aeroncas, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29 and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a real pilot.' She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.' The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?' He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.’

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Jokes h a ha A crusty old man walks into a bank and says, "I wanna open a f****** saving account." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, but that kind of language is not tolerated here." She goes to the bank manager to complain. The Manager agrees such foul language can't be accepted. They both return to the window and ask the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" The old man says "There is no f****** problem, I just won €200 million on the f****** lottery & I want to put my f****** money in this f****** bank." The Manager replies "I see, And is this b***h giving you a f****** hard time sir?" ********** An attractive blonde from Dublin, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet 20,000€ on a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.” With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!” As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed... “YES! YES! I WON, I WON!” She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?” The other answered, “I don't know - I thought you were watching.” ********** The train was quite crowded and a U.S. marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, french woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?' The French woman just sniffed and said to no

one in particular ‘Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.' The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. 'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired...' She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!' This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window and sat down. The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honour! This American should be put in his place!' An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window'. ********** A bloke in a Birmingham supermarket tries to buy half a cauliflower. The very young greens produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole cauliflowers. The bloke persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it. Walking into the stock room, the boy said to his manager 'Some idiot out there wants to buy half a cauliflower.' As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the bloke standing right behind him, so he added, 'And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half.' The manager approved the deal, and the bloke went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, 'I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?' 'Cardiff, sir,' the boy replied. 'Well, why did you leave Cardiff?' the manager asked. The boy said, 'Sir, there's nothing but prostitutes and rugby players there.' 'Really?' said the manager. 'My wife is from Cardiff.' 'You're kidding?' replied the boy. What position did she play?

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Hey Diddle Riddle 1. You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?

1. Nightlife Thugs was a previous name of which Irish band? 2. In medicine what does the term Vascular relate to? 3. What is the name of the world’s largest peninsula?

2. A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible? 3. I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?

4. Who was Prime Minister immediately before Margaret Thatcher? 5. The collective noun for Starlings is what? 6. In mythology who was the Greek Goddess of Love? 7. Verbo is a phobia about what? 8. which city is Barlinnie prison?

4. Three doctors said that Bill was their brother. Bill says he has no brothers. How many brothers does Bill actually have? 5. A little girl goes to the store and buys one dozen eggs. As she is going home, all but three break. How many eggs are left unbroken? 6. What word is pronounced the same if you take away four of its five letters?

9. What is the name of the bitter orange flavoured Italian aperitif? 10. The US escapologist Harry Houdini was born in which eastern european country?

7. People make me, save me, change me, raise me. What am I?

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17 Rubberneck (8)

13 Covetous (7)

20 Get one’s bearings (9)

15 Female scold (6)

21 Wrath (3)

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s e p o c s o Hor by Juanita Banana of Banana Moon Yoga Therapy, Studio, Travel & Retreats ARIES: March 21-April 20 The end of summer and the holidays can demotivate you this September as you lose speed and ambition but, by the start of the fourth week, your enthusiasm returns. Be wary of financial decisions around the 15th TAURUS: April 21-May 21 At the beginning of September you may need to clarify a sentimental or professional decision but, no matter how busy or hectic things are, stick with your dreams, communicate your desires and expectations, and those around you will encourage and support GEMINI: May 22-June 21 The first half of September sees you driven and energised to return to a project. Listen to the thoughts of others who wish only to support you. The second half of the month offers opportunities for more relaxation and pampering CANCER: June 22-July 22 You like to be in control but unexpected events will change plans with results you are both happy and comfortable with. You give priority to your professional life but expect some added spice in your romantic relationships LEO: July 23-August 23 Relaxed and boosted after the summer, it is time to be positive, to make plans and move forward. Make the most of meetings, socially and at work, and allow yourself to receive support and strength from those around you VIRGO: August 24-September 22 You are offered professional opportunities and personal success which, by the 21st, will be clarified. You shine at everything embarked upon and can afford to be ambitious. You also find a welcome balance in relationships this month

LIBRA: September 23 - October 22 You still need to relax Libra although, by mid-September, your morale improves and you find energy to try new ideas and experiments. There are choices you cannot escape but have the support of loved ones to whom you should communicate any fears and uncertainties SCORPIO: October 23 - November 21 Love is at the heart of your priorities this month. If indecisive or worried but are happy, go for it! As an unexpected opportunity comes along, you are advised to talk it over with someone you trust SAGITTARIUS: November 22 December 21 At the start of September’s second week, you receive good news which, with will and commitment, gives a boost to all sectors of life and living. Trust in yourself and in delivering that which you set out to complete CAPRICORN: December 22 - January 20 You may have to fight a bit harder this month, making work and finances a priority. You have innovative ideas but should take one step at a time to see them successfully through AQUARIUS: January 21 - February 19 As things get tough, push aside your stubbornness and independence and allow people to help – they are there for you – don’t give up! From mid-month things improve, your talents are showcased and you feel rejuvenated PISCES: February 20 - March 20 A great month for Pisces as you move forward with confidence and serenity. You have opportunities in your personal and professional lives, and energy to stand up to anyone who wants to influence you against your judgement. Make the most of this favourable time


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lPolar Air For Professional and reliable servicing, repairs and installation of A/C at competitive rates by a qualified technician. Call Jordan 655 211 192 or visit www.polarair.eu lCHS Cooling and Heating Solutions. All makes of air conditioning, serviced and installed. Also Solar, Heating and swimming pool heat pumps. Call: 655 791 167 Email: chsspain@gmail.com

lLT Construction - is a building company based in the Velez Malaga area. We specialise in all aspects of design, building license application & construction, we have over 14 years of expertise in creating individual building solutions for our clients. Our local knowledge of the land and its soil types and how best to deal with the challenges posed by them - means that we are the best-suited company to advise you on your building requirements. Call Lee Talbot on 659324586 info@ltconstruction.es www.ltconstruction.es

lConnect Air Conditioning. Supplying the latest in heat pump technology at the best prices. Contact Sean: 639 738 624 www.connectairconditioning.com Email: connect.aircon@hotmail.com

AWNINGS lAwnings - Blinds - Mosquito Screens, Glass Curtain Repairs, Replacement of plastic jointing strips, New Installations, Roller Shutters / Repairs. New installations, Conversion from manual to motorised. Call Julian: 655 825 931

BEAUTY & BOUTIQUE lThe Studio Hair & Beauty Cruce de Periana, Puente don Manuel, (Just down from the Butchers) Call: 951 204 158 or 654 897 410 lThe Studio Izzi & Capelli Paseo Maritimo de Poniente 17, Torre del Mar, (Close to the Lighthouse & Tennis courts) Call: 952 965 646 or 608 782 348

lJohn Housby, Building, Plastering, Tiling & Painting. For a quotation ring John: 699 261 414. Email: housbyjohn@gmail.com

CARPENTERS lQuality Bespoke Wooden Furniture. Your design brought to life. Any size, colour or design for homes, gardens and businesses. www.weswoodwork.com Telephone: 679 171 008

CAR ACCESSORIES lWindow Tinting, A mobile service for your convenience, ITV legal and certified. Cut out annoying glare. Stop U/V. Protect children and pets. Be cool. Enjoy the sun, don’t suffer it! Call Ian 902 888 176 / 644 546 176

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The Sentinella Paginas CAR RENTAL lNo hidden cost, delivery along the coast, personal meet & greet service at the airport with no queues or bus journeys. www.quickcarhiremalaga.com quickcarhiremalaga@gmail.com 669 899 065 / Whatsapp available

CARERS lProfessional carer live-in and day/night care specialising in dementia, alzheimers, anxiety, cancer, palliative care, parkinsons, stroke, mobility etc... Great flexibility. For more info call: Carmen on 644 441 783 or email:carmenlopez36@hotmail.com lThe Care Company Private Care Team provides all levels of care for people in their own homes, providing hourly visits to 24hr live in care. Call us for a free assessment. 657 969 710 / 635 437 998 FB: The Care Company

CHIROPODISTS lRegisitered Chiropodist/Podiatrist offering a complete footcare service in the comfort of your own home. Over 25yrs exp NHS & private. Call: 636 866 715

CLEANING lUltra Clean, Clean & Changeovers, key holding, house-keeping, laundry, window cleaning, gardening etc.. Call Pammy: 674 597 984 Torre del Mar area

COMPUTER SERVICES lSteve’s Computer and Laptop Service. Providing a thorough health check/repair for corrupted software and removal of virus/malware infections. Sales of used/refurbished laptops at competitive prices. Call Steve in Torrox: 634347055 Email: sfmay@hotmail.com

CURRENCY TRANSFERS lTransferwise (now called Wise) - Really easy and a cheaper way to send money abroad. Every friend that you invite to Wise will get a first ‘fee-free transfer’ of up to 500pounds. Plus you get rewarded too. You receive 50 euros once invited 3 friends who make a qualifying payment of at least 200 euros each. Go to this link below to receive your free transfer. https://transferwise.com/invite/asd/kamik9

DAMP PROOFING lElectro-OS S.L. Immediately effective. 20 Year guarantee. Tel: 958 656 560 / 619 666 363 www.electro-os.com info@Electro-os.com

DENTISTRY lClinica Europa Centro internacional, Blq. 86, Torrox Costa. Call: 952 53 09 08 Email: info@clinicaeuropa.eu

lDentadanes s.c Dental Clinic Offering Danish, top quality dental care at competitive prices. Est. since 1991. We speak English, Danish, German, Dutch, French and Spanish Tel: 952 529 666 Mon-Fri 10-5pm www.dentadanes.com

DRAIN CLEARANCE lDrain & Leak Solutions Your underground plumbers! High pressure water jetting, Drain tracing CCTV, Septic tank problems & installations, baths, sinks & toilets unblocked, leak detection & repairs. Fully qualified and fully legal. No call out fee!! Tel: 951 310 111 / 651 111 005 www.drain&leak.com

ELECTRICIANS lSparkinspain - Electrical installations & maintenance. Local from Nerja to Velez-Malaga & inland to Competa and Frigiliana.Tel Colin 951 242 449/Mob 666707297 sparkinspain@rocketmail.com Web: www.english-electrician-nerja.com

ELECTRIC SUPPLIERS lDo you pay too much for your electricity? Contact Daniel from AxarEnergy today on: 662 114 241. We work with more than 25 companies and there is no cost to you for switching! Visit our office Camino Viejo de Malaga, 41, Velez Malaga. www.axarenergy.com / dlopez@axarenergy.com

ESTATE AGENTS lAxarquia Properties S.L. Over 20 years the leading international estate agency in the Axarquia. Sell your property with us! Ctr. Almeria 194D, Benajarafe. Tel 952 436 781 Mobile & Whatsapp 609 436 537 mail: info@axarquiaproperties.com Web www.axarquiaproperties.com lBuy A Home Spain Calle Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, Edificio Salares, 29740, Torre del Mar. (Opposite the bus station) Call: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414. Email: info@buyahomespain.com Website: www.buyahomespain.com


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The Sentinella Paginas ESTATE AGENTS (Continued) lAndalucia Real Estate (Belgian management)- sales and renovations since 2005 – Axarquia area – Dutch/Belgian/English market. Av. De Los Cipreses 16, Frigiliana. 0034-952 53 44 81 or 0034-666 82 17 96 info@andaluciarealestate.eu www.andaluciarealestate.eu lAndalucia4you.net Advice on the entire buying-selling process including property management and reforms. Avda. Andalucia 125, Caleta de Velez. Call: 952 72 08 32 or whatsapp 634 35 70 26 Email: contact@andalucia4you.net www.andalucia4you.net lImmotions Real Estate, selling to Belgian, Dutch, English, Spanish & Scandinavian clients. We offer; one go-to person, renovation guidance, after-sales service and much more! Call +34/654 899 531 or +34/656 823 048 Website: immotionsrealestate.com E-mail: info@immotionsrealestate.com lBluCee Inmobiliaria / Real Estate Bespoke service by dedicated team covering Málaga, Axarquia and Costa Tropical. Sales. We are listing specialists. www.blucee.com info@blucee.com Tel: 0034 711 042 727 lUnspoilt Andalusia, Established 2002, selling country and village properties. Our aim has always been to make any sales or purchase experience easy, helping our clients along after completion! Offices just off the main A356 road in Trapiche village. www.unspoiltandalusia.com Email: unspoiltandalusia@gmail.com Tel/WhatsApp: +34 606010580 lCountry Properties 29754 Competa - Málaga Plaza Almijara, 21 & Avd. Constitución, 33 Tel.: +34 952 51 61 78 29770 Torrox - Málaga Calle Elisa Ortigosa, 7 Tel.: +34 952 53 91 25 29740 Torre del Mar Málaga Avda. Andalucia, 32B Tel.: +34 952 54 18 86 / 654 693 680 www.countryproperties.net sales@countryproperties.net lAxarquia Real Estate.com If you are looking to buy or sell property we guarantee you a professional service. Contact us on: 663 09 37 82 or email: enquiries@axarquiarealestate.com Cruce Puente don Manuel 4, Edificio Al Zabel, Alcaucin.

EST AGENTS/PROPERTY RENTALS lSpanish Management Vinuela (next to the Farmacia) Sales, Rentals, Management, Holidays. Professional advice with 17 years experience in Spain. Tel 666 135 516 / 618 940 829 Email: spanishmanagement1@gmail.com Web: www.spanishmanagement.com

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lThe Town Frier at The Belvedere. All Your Chippy Favourites. Fish & Chips, Kebabs, Pies... All freshly cooked. Eat-in or takeaway. Please call or Whatsapp: 608 531 601 or 610 100 908. Avienda de Colon, No. 1 Torre del Mar.

FINANCIAL SERVICES lSpectrum IFA Group, Specialist Financial Advice to Expatriates across Europe. Our expertise covers Retirement & Pension Planning including QROPS, Life Assurance, Efficient Investing (using Insurance wrappers), Succession & Inheritance Tax Planning, Currency Exchange & much more. Contact Antony on 0034 639 418 017

FUNERAL DIRECTORS lLa Esperanza Funeral Parlour. Funeral Directors with their own funeral parlours and crematorium with more than 50 years experience in the Malaga province. Telephone 952 50 15 81, 24 hours a day 365 days a year (in case of death/emergencies)

FURNITURE lCudeca Hospice Charity Shop – Torre del Mar C/ Infante 21 – Edf. Jamaica Bajo Tel: 663 083 273 Mon-Sat 10.00 – 13.30 / Mon- Fri 17:00 – 20.00. Nerja C/ Almirante Carranza 15 Tel: 663 083 503 Mon-Sat 10.00 – 13.30 www.cudeca.org

GARDENING lRed Palm Beetles, Wasps, Ants, Woodlice, Mice, Rats and all pests. Processionary Moths. Call us for treatment and disposal of these garden problems. Tel: 634 431 099 lHaving Erosion Problems? We can show you a green solution which is used successfully worldwide. Visit our website at www.vetiverspain.com or contact us at 692 288 657

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The Sentinella Paginas lAxarquia Gardening - Garden and pool maintenance and all the jobs that are related to gardening. Contact us on: 644 930 221 FB - axarquiagardening Email: axarquiagardening@gmail.com

GARDEN FURNITURE lDe Tropen - Specialist in garden furniture, 13.000m2, all models in stock. www.detropen.es Location: Autovía del Mediterraneo A-7 (Exit 272), 29700 Velez Malaga, Entrance behind Repsol gasoline station. Tel. 642 651 074

HANDYMAN SERVICES lSteve The Handyman: 669 969 570. No job too small. Quick courteous service. Flat pack furniture expert, painting & decorating. Honest and reliable, 17 years in Spain.

HEATING lRedwell® – the leading brand in Infrared Heating Systems. White panels and designs like mirrors, pictures, glass etc. Low consumption, low running time due to partial storage material inside. Prevents damp. Contact/showroom: Avda. El Faro, Bl. 75, bajo 9, Torrox Costa, call 952 539 742, sscharler@gmx.de, www.redwell.com

INSURANCE lGPS Insurance Services - For all your Insurance needs (Personal & Business) Check out our easy to navigate website to request quotes www.gpsinsuranceservices.com email: admin@gpsinsuranceservices.com Tel/Whatsapp: 711 021 479 lLinea Directa, Car insurance starts from 194€. Best prices and best cover. Car, motorcycle, home and vehicle fleet insurance. Call: 952 147 834 www.lineadirecta.com lLiberty Seguros The Expats No. 1 choice for insurances. Avda. Andalucia, 61 Blq 1, Local E, Torre del Mar. Call: 951 552 085 / 617 967 668 Email: libertyexpatsmalaga@gmail.com FB: Liberty Seguros Expats Malaga

KENNELS & CATTERIES lHome From Home Dog Boarding at my 10,000m2 finca in Riogordo. No kennels just lots of exercise, fun and cuddles. Also pet paw casting and bespoke animal sculptures in cement. Call: 641 216 391 or e-mail: riogordo@mail.com www.homefromhome.weebly.com.

LANGUAGES lLanguage Classes Online. Learn Spanish online or in presence! We speak English, German and Italian. All levels catered for. Home lessons available. www.languagesclassonline.com Email: team@languagesclassonline FB: @languageclassesonline Tel: 648 69 77 96 lInlingua: Spanish classes for non-Spanish speakers in Velez Malaga. Certified bilingual teachers. Dynamic methodologies adapted for all levels. Also in English, French and German. Online or face-to-face sessions. Call: 952 55 85 24 / 626 21 91 68 FB:@delibesformacion Email: info@inlinguavelezmalaga.com lTrilingo Idiomas is a British run language academy based in Velez-Malaga offering English and Spanish to Expats, from beginners to advanced – call Mark or Donna on: 951 768 175 / 679 792 329

LAWYERS lCS Abogados, Spanish solicitors, specialists in property law. English Spoken. Torrox Costa, 952 697 004 Urb. Costa del Oro local 8, (in front of Mercadona). Torre del Mar, 951 832 130 Calle Rioja, 69, Edificio Salares, local A. (Near the Bus Station). Free initial consultation, Email: info@cslawyers.es / www.cslawyers.es l De Cotta Law Spanish Abogados & English Lawyers. Consultations and advice on all legal matters, including Visas and Wills. Conveyancing specialists. www.decottalaw.com. Call us on 952 527 014 or email info@decottalaw.net

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The Sentinella Paginas MAN & VAN lMan & Van Transport, Clearances, 15€ p/hour and 0.25c per KM. Extra man 10€ p/hour. Call Jan 643 623 684

METALWORK lMetalwork made to measure - Gates, Doors, Rejas. M.O.T. welding and on-site repairs. All areas. Also building work. All work guaranteed. Andy: 676 719 066 Email: sainbena@hotmail.com

MOBILIE HAIR & BEAUTY lEnglish Mobile Hair & Beauty by Verity Alexandra. Fully qualified, with 15 years experience. All treatments in the comfort of your own home. Tel +34 680 740 545. Email: verityhairsalon@aol.com Facebook: chiquehairandbeautynerja

MOBILITY SERVICES lBlue Badge Mobility.S.L Hire & Sales of Mobility Scooters, Wheelchairs, Bathroom aids, Toilet Aids, Stair Lifts, Long term rentals, Best prices on the Costa. Quality Service. Contact Gary Or Sara 952967015/635445279 www.bluebadgemobility.com

MOSQUITO/FLY SCREENS lMosquito Screens made to measure & repairs. Plus nets for your pets too with reinforced dog flap. Call: 674 617 379. No call out fee!

MOTORCYCLE REPAIRS lRods motorcycles. Mobile motorcycle service and repairs. From scooters to superbikes. All makes and models. Factory trained technician. Contact 633 287 190.

OPTICIANS lHeiko by Heiko, Avda Andalucia 119, Torre del Mar 952 967 923

PARAGLIDING lParagliding gift vouchers. Give a dream to your loved ones or fulfil your dream. Fly with an instructor with 30 years exp. without risk, over some incredible landscapes in the mountains and the sea, landing gently in front of a beach bar. www.parapentegranada.info

PLUMBERS lAndy Mann UK Corgi-registered Domestic Water and Gas services. Emergency Breakdowns Tel: 633 875 588 Email: andymann_genesis@yahoo.co.uk lPlumbing by Chris, repairs, replacement and reforms. Est. since 1982. Call Chris: 674 617 379. No call out fee!

PROPERTY RENTALS lBuy A Home Spain C/ Pintor Cipriano Maldonado 7A, Edificio Salares, 29740, Torre del Mar Call: 952 547 554 or 680 210 414. Email: info@buyahomespain.com Website: www.buyahomespain.com

REMOVALS lTony Roam Transport & Removals. 17 Years to & from Spain / UK / Spain. Up to 4 weeks free storage UK and Spain. Es 636 393 542 / UK 09793 362 003 WhatsApp either number. Email tonyroam@btconnect.com Website for further information & prices. www.tonyroamremovals.com lAlcala Transport, Fully Legal, Spanish registered Transport/Removals Company with dedicated pet transport van. Operating locally for over 12 years. We run two vans twice per month to & from the UK/Europe. Colin for a no obligation quote on 0034 608 085 700 or 0044 7936886822 Email: alcalamav@gmail.com

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